psyker-class

[brazen compass]

No no you're good, it's my bad

Guy was putting in work though

[ripe obsidian]

If someone's not great at EK, I can see it being difficult in H40. Lack of reliable horde clear.

[brazen compass]

I don't pay attention to loadouts much but I believe I saw him using Shriek EK, and even a SG Voidstrike

[hearty wolf]

Because it's overpowered and stronger than Arb 🗣️

[ripe obsidian]

Because blaming other people is easier than analyzing your own mistakes

[brazen compass]

He was topping damage, handling himself in melee, and paying attention, no complaints from me

[brazen compass]

Especially when you're a Chorus Zealot

[ripe obsidian]

Chorus Zealot is how so many people get to high havoc

[pine ore]

[ripe obsidian]

I regularly see them with like 20% of my damage, and less than half the Veteran or whatever else

[brazen compass]

It's such a crutch it's disgusting

[pine ore]

Or just playing arbi

[ripe obsidian]

I saw a really fantastic FotF Marytrdom Zealot a bit ago

Guy was going crazy

[brazen compass]

I mean I appreciate Chorus, but relying on it is just.. no

[strong gulch]

Even I can do book bot in havocs. That's saying something.

[brazen compass]

I've been doing Martyrdom Evis for my Zealot in H40

[ripe obsidian]

At least book zealot offers team value

Most arby players are super selfish

[pine ore]

Yeah

[ripe obsidian]

While also not even filling the role of monster or elite killer

They just try to kill the horde I was already killing

[brazen compass]

I don't generally care about what level someone is

But I almost always reject Arbies

[strong gulch]

Arby's not going after monsters and elites confuses me.

[pine ore]

But good 4 arby/ogryns is just an easy mod if those 4 players are good. Those 2 have too much self sustainability

[brazen compass]

Key word is good

Many Arbies and even Ogryns aren't

[strong gulch]

I kinda get monsters, but why the feck are they, the arby, fecking around with the horde when crushers are about to overwhelm the purg psyker.

inferno

[ripe obsidian]

Arby and Ogryn are overtuned, yeah. Too much survivability while still outputting bonkers damage.

But that means they often just do what they want instead of helping fill a role.

I love Ogryns who make sure nothing gets close to the psyker

[brazen compass]

See, when I'm playing Ogryn, I generally try to be in the opposite space of the Psyker because I know they'll kill whatever ankle biters I miss, but I can also help them with an armor swarm if they show up outta nowhere

[ripe obsidian]

Those are usually the easiest wins

[pine ore]

Exactly. They can deal with everything pretty much. Ranged? Check, elites? Check. CC? Arby literally carries locket smite psyker around. Boss damage? Check.

[brazen compass]

I just did that with this guy I was talking about, trying out the Slab Shield

Haven't touched it since the rework, it used to be my main Ogryn weapon before

[zealous wing]

then they get netted and ragequit, not knowing they're finally helping the team by giving them a bot

[brazen compass]

I actually met a Chorus Zealot who was extremely selfish

Like surprisingly

I was a Vet with my plasma gun, guy is barely missing a mag for his bolt pistol, and kept vacuuming ammo

[ripe obsidian]

My favorite team comp is probably Psyker, Ogryn Veteran, and boss-focused Arby. Unless we're doubling up on classes, then 2x Psyker, Ogryn, Veteran. I like VoC and I like Veterans who massacre specials.

[strong gulch]

Maybe I should play arby. Go practice in low level stuff. IDK how to use them. Juggling dog is not my brain friendly/

[brazen compass]

I usually go for 1 of each class minus an Arby

[pale panther]

No Zealot 😥

[brazen compass]

If someone wants to swap to Arby then eh, but I don't usually search for him

[ripe obsidian]

Good Zealots are kinda rare in my experience

[zealous wing]

you'd doubletag something to make your dog kill it, from what i understand

[pine ore]

Or you can just drop dog for free grenades

[brazen compass]

Same

[pine ore]

Shock mines are literally pocket smite psykers

[ripe obsidian]

If I could consistently get a good FotF Zealot who zoomed across the world to take out priority targets, I would be pleased

[brazen compass]

Even Chorus Zealots who know how to aggro

[ripe obsidian]

Yeah, it's rare I see a book Zealot who actually plays aggressively

[strong gulch]

I know, but I get easily overwhelmed brain wise but it's also funny to send the dog 100,000m into the backrooms and just watch it.

So uhhh lol

[fathom adder]

FotF'ing into a blob of shooty fucks is Zealot's entire raison d'etre

[pale panther]

I literally enjoy playing Zealot like a rabid dog, I may die to stupid bullshit sometimes, but I enjoy hitting things with my swords.

[brazen compass]

I try to do this when I'm playing Zealot but then we usually end up wiping to no CC or specialists killing us from across the map while I'm frontlining and no one wants to deal with them, especially not the Ogryn or Vet shooting into armor I'm handling

[brazen compass]

'Tis the only true way

[ripe obsidian]

Tell that to 90% of random H40 zealots

[brazen compass]

I usually go Lone Wolf, dog takes too long to kill things for my liking

[pale panther]

My small Zealot compensates for his tiny frame via sprinting around the battlefield, carrying big ass weapons, and having a booming voice

[pale prairie]

That’s why I’ve stopped using gauntlet and use Heavy stubbed now on Ogryn. Sniping specials cause Arby’s can’t

[brazen compass]

EMBRACE YOUR DOOM

COWER!

[zinc phoenix]

Finally found the arbiTRAITOR on the ship

[zealous wing]

it was them all along

poor zealot, got framed

[pale panther]

FOR THE BENEFICENT EMPEROR!

[brazen compass]

I've been tempted to for that very same reason, but I ultimately go back to the GG just because I don't like the draw and aim time on the heavy stubbers

[zinc phoenix]

Romanes eunt domes

[brazen compass]

PERISH YE!

[ripe obsidian]

Normally I use BB <=15 times in a mission. The other day I had to use it like 60 times because no one was killing ranged elites and specials

[pale panther]

Judge Zealot my beloved.

[ripe obsidian]

People called Romanes, they go to the house?

[pale prairie]

Was funny though. Did an event auric and these two arbies drag the pogryn to a bridge then just die. Not sure if it was knocked off or what so then I soloed it as psyker while the other psyker with voidblast desperately tried to live

[zinc phoenix]

I say I need to go to the bathroom. The baby hears me and starts making fart sounds. Babies!

[pale prairie]

This bothers me the most playing Ogryn is when the classes better at sniping don’t

[strong gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/go-beavis-mike-judges-beavis-and-butt-head-s2-e9-move-gif-18032674529048396375

[pale prairie]

And I pay for their sins with my giant hitbox

[ripe obsidian]

Which is why I like good Veterans. They plasma all the things I don't like

[brazen compass]

Now you need to say lavatory

[zinc phoenix]

VOC works pretty good. IDK why book bitches always take the ds4 when relic is RIGHT THERE

[pale panther]

I just love Zealot, ngl.

[pale prairie]

Exactly. I am Ogryn I can taunt the horde and make bosses and armor my bitch please kill the sniper who can shoot my shoulder around corners without showing himself

[strong gulch]

Doog vets are such a treat.

[pale panther]

Zealot is so much fun, and I play them like I'm on crack.

[strong gulch]

feck

good

[zinc phoenix]

Pictures I can hear huhuhuhuhu

[brazen compass]

This is exactly why I take the plasma gun, I can delete anything ranged my cursor hovers over

Hordes, cover, walls, don't matter

[zinc phoenix]

For a while I had a male professional vet named Cornholio

[brazen compass]

The wall of armor? That's eyebrow raising yes

But the 3 flamers and 4 bombers attacking is the game ender

[ripe obsidian]

Ogryn > taunts armor hordes and protects my squishy psyker body
Veteran > shoots specials and protects my squishy psyker body
Arbitrator > runs off alone and abandons my squishy psyker body
Zealot > reads a bedtime story to my squishy psyker body
Psyker > uses their squishy psyker body as a meat shield for my squishy psyker body

[brazen compass]

I'll protect your squishy Psyker body

[zinc phoenix]

Arby rejects lex with your feeble body

[pale prairie]

Exactly. It’s funny cause inferno psyker has a similar problem with far away grenadiers and snipers

[strong gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004447866250613048/1350220757657059469/Soulblaze_Yummy.gif

[zinc phoenix]

Quad barbie is the ideal pox gas comp

I take rebreather and 3x corruption resist curios and lemme tell you guys it’s fucking great and you should do it

[pale prairie]

I can’t bring myself to pay to win

Especially when I already have Ogryn

[zinc phoenix]

I don’t pay for the cosmetics so I feel ok about it

[strong gulch]

pay to lose

lots of people did

[brazen compass]

wdym? You own the game, don't you? You're already winning

[ripe obsidian]

I mean, that's why I get frustrated at people who say Inferno's damage is too high. It is high, sure, but it's because I am filling a role. I can't do much against carapace or ranged elites/specials unless they're stupid and walk up to me. I need someone to fill the roles I can't. Veteran to snipe, Ogryn to bonk, Zealot to be a projectile, and Arbitrator to induce rage.

[pale prairie]

What does it look like I am doing beans???

[ripe obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-thats-me-only-me-gif-13516013

[zinc phoenix]

Me watching the soulfire eat the entire line of crushers be like: 👌

[pale panther]

I want to like veteran, I just want to be a good vet player and plas shit people don't like, but for the life of me, vet just feels so clunky and shit, and idky.

[zinc phoenix]

Take double barrel and a shovel and fuck shit up instead

The bong sound shovel makes when it hits things is very satisfying

[ripe obsidian]

With my 60 damage per tick at 31 stacks to Crushers

[strong gulch]

Did you buy arby and die like a nerd? I did.

"Hello gunners. Yes thank you. I was low on iron. You can fecking stop now. Oh neverming. I think I'm done for." Just ran up and folded

[pale prairie]

It’s one of those things where on paper it looks amazing but reality doesn’t quite encapsulate that theory craft. It’s strong but it’s inflated cause of the hp pools of havoc

[pale panther]

I might just be a vet hater, ngl.

[zinc phoenix]

It’s one of the least efficient ways to deal with a single crusher and one of the most efficient ways to deal with absolutely absurd walls of the fuckers 😂

[tulip kettle]

imagine how high your dmg numbers could be

if you were a bit more willing to melee the crushers in the face with your uncanny weapon when they are burning

[zinc phoenix]

That is what blunts are for you sniveling LEXBREAKER

[pale prairie]

Lmao no I spend too much money on cosmetics

[strong gulch]

And as we've pointed out. Things need to be alive for awhile for SB to do shit.

[ripe obsidian]

Too scary

[zinc phoenix]

Also savant fem has a great argument with one of the barbies about lex enforcement

[strong gulch]

I feel seen and called out.

[tulip kettle]

meanwhile i play inferno psyker with syllo and chaos and i dont even get the chance

my job is clean the pox

all the eiltes are dead before i reach them 🙁

[zinc phoenix]

Savant is like “you’d be a shitty enforcer, you just run at shit which makes it hard to collect evidence”

Barbie responds with “lol nerd I think fast act fax lexbreakers best watch”

[ripe obsidian]

That's the real reason I play with randoms: they're all worse than me so I can look better

[zinc phoenix]

Nah I have the one true barbie build so I am basically god emprah when I play it

I stole it off a guy who was running around like an idiot on h40

But instead of dying he was dominating

It was so dumb

[zealous wing]

oh imagine the fucking tears

im so excited

[zinc phoenix]

I’m excited for people to have to remember how to dodge and whatnot

Because if you build Barbie right you just don’t have to

“Oh no a trapper it’d be a shame if dog”

[zealous wing]

there are going to be SO many people absolutely enraged when arby gets fixed

there's going to be so much crying

yeah some people will be good, but thats because they know the game

[rich spindle]

I don’t think it’s gonna get nerfed sadly

[zealous wing]

the rest are people who heard arby is overpowered, started there, and learned absolutely nothing

[ripe obsidian]

Glad to be of service

[zealous wing]

oh if they care about continued income they would nerf it

they just want as many purchases as possible before they nerf it

it being strong as all hell is how to do just that

[zinc phoenix]

I think they will nerf it, Fatshark seems to care about balance and they nerfed other dlc classes that overperformed

The power fantasy gets old, tight gameplay doesn’t

[ripe obsidian]

I like the idea of Arby as a stagger machine that buffs allies via soft CC.

[zealous wing]

the real power fantasy comes from kicking ass when its hard to do so

[ripe obsidian]

If that's the direction they go with nerfs

[zinc phoenix]

Plus arbie is fun to play but infuriating to watch

[fathom adder]

If Fatshark nerfs Arbites, let's say 6 months after its release, we'd have no way of knowing if they nerfed it because they felt enough people had already bought it, or because Fatshark just takes a long time to do anything

[tulip kettle]

its more than infuriating to watch

[zealous wing]

could be both

both is a valid answer

[tulip kettle]

its most of the players playing it being selfish a holes

[zealous wing]

if they REALLY cared about speed, they'd be on top of this shit at least with an announcement or something

[tulip kettle]

i said i had the worst game of 40 ive ever been in yesterday and i wasnt lying

[ripe obsidian]

Oh no

I thought there was floor there

[tulip kettle]

due to 2 arb buddies chilling in pox gas modifier while me and the zealot just slowly choke to death

[zinc phoenix]

I pushed chaos spawn off a cliff with book and then was like “I’d better go finish him off” and dived in after 😂

[rich spindle]

Arby is pretty boring to play with because they mostly do not need you at all

[zinc phoenix]

Yes that is correct

[tulip kettle]

yes they just ignore their team

[zinc phoenix]

Like really truly actually correct

[rich spindle]

Like oh that’s the extra guy who can stand in the worst positions ever and spam light attack and top dps meters

That’s my only complaint really

[ripe obsidian]

Yes, this is most randoms. Arbies and Ogryns chilling in pox gas while I sprint for safety. Oh, there was a shotgunner squad I didn't see just outside the gas.

[tulip kettle]

and as ive explained a few times, the dog coherency talent just makes it even worse

[zealous wing]

yeah with arb its mostly at the point where we know the arb is very likely to not help at all, so plan accordingly

[ripe obsidian]

That complaint contains multitudes

[zealous wing]

if an arb joins my squad in any diff, i act as if its not even there

because, he probably isnt

[tulip kettle]

this should not be encouraged. The dog coherency aura makes it 10 times worse

[rich spindle]

• I catch myself doing it when I play arby too lol. It’s really easy to get carried away when you’re topped out at toughness constantly and nothing is scaring you into retreats

[tulip kettle]

oh, the arb bashed his way past the bulwarks without killing them then ran ahead with his dog?

now director thinks you are lagging behind

prepare for the spammening

meanwhile, the arb

https://tenor.com/view/what-huh-confused-john-travolta-gif-16946746

WhY ARe yOU AlL dEAd GUiZ

[zealous wing]

"whats taking them so long?" spams come here button casualty casualty casualty

[tulip kettle]

at least ogryns get punshed for this behaviour by trappers and dogs

[zealous wing]

arby's just have to worry about trappers, but then they ragequit

there is no punishment in the end :(

[tulip kettle]

and then they take unleashed node

and the dog kills the trappers automatically before its even a problem

[ripe obsidian]

For what it's worth, I do appreciate disco Arbies who use their dog effectively and burn down bosses

But that's like 10% of the playerbase

[zealous wing]

the dog is a really cool idea, thats for sure.

[strong gulch]

I need to set up the disco mod

[zealous wing]

but, the coherency thing was bad idea

[tulip kettle]

i just disagree tbh

its flavourful

[ripe obsidian]

The dog is cool, but the power budget is out of whack.

[tulip kettle]

but i just hate seeing end game scoreboards where arb has the same dmg as me on inferno and the dog did 400k of it

[ripe obsidian]

But putting too much power into the dog takes agency from the player

While making the dog too weak makes it feel pointless

[tulip kettle]

its like bruh, a third of your dmg was literally just free

and your class is already stupid strong without it

[zealous wing]

if they get rid of the dog, arby is just a vet alt, but much much stronger, yeah. it needs tweaking and bombing for sure, but the idea of the dog being able to target specific enemies to stagger them, or get a hound of arby or someone else is great, but it shouldnt be an absolute powerhouse and a tank

[ripe obsidian]

I miss Bleed Dog.

[tulip kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-incrives-meme-meme-react-gif-25029710

[strong gulch]

oh feck

Barbie girl needs to be on the play list for arby disco

[zealous wing]

the fact the dog is immortal should have been balanced by it being relatively weak

[tulip kettle]

and there we go

its a player for most purposes

but invincible

and can go out of bounds

very cool

[jovial juniper]

FamilyJules version or nothing

[strong gulch]

Imagine if it also picked stuff up. Dog grabbing books and plasteel.

[zealous wing]

if you're interested, Jonathan Young did a heavy metal cover of Barbie girl. might fit nice

[jovial juniper]

Listen
I need more goth metal version of pop songs

[strong gulch]

I forgot he existed. About to rabbit hole disney covers.

[zealous wing]

caleb hyles

[strong gulch]

Poor Unfortunate Souls

[zealous wing]

yes

goated

im doing mastery stuff rn, so since im hoading weaponry, what dump stat for dueling sword?

[strong gulch]

Cleave damage

or mobility

[zealous wing]

if i find one with both dumped will that also work?

like, 70 and 70 ish

i imagine so

[pale prairie]

Dom you would have loved it. I wished I clipped it but I saw an arbie push an event poxwalker away only to have his dog come from the other direction and push it into him and kill him

Took me a few seconds to stop laughing to rez him

[ripe obsidian]

A decent way to balance dog would be to move the shockjaws talent further out so it's more of a point tax

[tulip kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/ursula-little-mermaid-the-little-mermaid-disney-disney-villains-gif-14110201690022092593

[strong gulch]

Real answer is to dump cleave damage because it's like an extra 6 or something damage across all enemies hit. Like enemy getting 3, 2, then 1. That's if you cleave that many. Horde clearing with DS lights is pain.

Also DS5 dumps defenses; which cleave damage changes to on that mk.

[ripe obsidian]

You don't miss this?

I think it was peak balance.

[strong gulch]

also it's bugged on flak last time I checked

edit: cleave damage

[ripe obsidian]

All downhill from here

Look, it couldn't even properly kill 40 maulers in one pounce.

[strong gulch]

Why won't discord let me watch these vids?? They aren't 0/0 seconds. Let me be great discord.

[zinc phoenix]

Most of the barbiebase thinks they can do what some can, get smoked and then go down first. It’s like beta zealot body collection all over again 😂

[strong gulch]

band name dropped

[zinc phoenix]

I was typing it with my arbie named barbie while I was mulching a mission today 😂

The dog is Ken ofc

[hearty wolf]

Arb is balanced. Don't listen to the hate propaganda Fatshark

[ripe obsidian]

Rude of it

[strong gulch]

ye

funny bleeds

[tulip kettle]

Everyone alive rn

[strong gulch]

I just downloaded them lol

[tulip kettle]

Nobody playing the game

[zinc phoenix]

In fairness to barbie ogryn also has some cheating tier builds

[ripe obsidian]

I am sure Fatshark has loads of telemetry about which talents have which winrates at which difficulties, plus pick rates and damage taken and so on and so forth. I would imagine they have a specific goal in mind for each talent, as in how they want it to perform.

[strong gulch]

axolotl feet squishin

[ripe obsidian]

I am playing Rogue Trader currently

[zinc phoenix]

Cassia simp simulator

[hearty wolf]

I agree. Nerf psyker because they kill too much trash so Arby can take more damage then.

[zinc phoenix]

The gulf between what I can do on meleeker and what I can do on Barbie is vast

[proper osprey]

Arby players when I take them into a havoc 40 and they do nothing and die

It’s all player dependent

With some level of power creep

Like the dueling sword

A ds zealot will go from a 4/10 to a 7/10 with just the correct build and ds

And that’s if they listen to discord and people who are passionate about the game and not the idiots on gameslantern

And Reddit

[jovial juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/rogue-trader-profit-factor-gif-24031914

[proper osprey]

The highest rated zealot build on gameslantern kinda peak tho

[zealous wing]

lmao im testing the knife now out of curiosity, the punch does 33 dmg and my forcepush does like, 2 xD

could literally punch things to death

[radiant frigate]

force push also sends crushers to the floor

[ripe obsidian]

She is a traumatized young woman. I just met her, and I felt super gross that there were even dialogue options pressuring her to come back to my chambers like less than 24 hours after her whole family died. =|

[proper osprey]

The punch is useful for gunner stagger

[radiant frigate]

zealot/vet can also punch things to death with their melee bleed talents

[jovial juniper]

I don't remember the exact math
But if 4 players punched a dreg Rager, it would take 12 punches from each person to kill it

Or something along those lines

It's been a while

[zinc phoenix]

Yep and perverts love it

[pale prairie]

Yeah but it can still get shutdown at least by trappers, dogs, snipers

[zealous wing]

60 punches for dreg rager

from a psyker anyway

[zinc phoenix]

You need a LOT of sniper to stop a well built og

[proper osprey]

Arby just has insane toughness gen

[ripe obsidian]

I just wanted to make sure she wasn't, like, suffering immensely. Not be a creep. =|

[proper osprey]

And a ton of flat damage

[zinc phoenix]

“You want to help…
Me…?
Daddy…?” And then she uwu

I just legit don’t interact with her

“Fuck off to your murder cave freak”

[pale prairie]

Really just 3-4 depending on build. But the crazy damage builds you are talking about on Ogryn typically don’t have the crazy defensive keystone. Also SNIPER GAUNTLET

[pale prairie]

And disabler stopper IE dog

[rich spindle]

and psyker stam regen

[proper osprey]

He’s balanced tho!!!!!

[zinc phoenix]

Dog is 🔥 and good dog use should be THE thing for barbie

[deft stump]

@pale prairie Also, what do you mean, I dodge your friend invite anyway?

[pale prairie]

Me sent friend request and it still sit unanswered

[pale prairie]

No fucking way they stole our stamina regen?

[zealous wing]

they stole the best parts of every class from what i understand

[pale prairie]

What the fuck

[strong gulch]

punch bleed meme

[pale prairie]

Damn truly worth the money

[pale prairie]

No gun just dog

[deft stump]

What even is your Steam name or so there?

[ripe obsidian]

=|

[pale prairie]

SonofActuary

[strong gulch]

Me not reading well and got "Snoof"

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/doxxed-joker-sad-meme-sus-gif-21962987

[deft stump]

Kay.

[pale prairie]

Need a havoc 40 good luck charm

[pale prairie]

SnoofActuary is my nemesis and must be flamed

[strong gulch]

i am eepy

[zealous wing]

i saw someone say toughness regen speed curio perk is a scam?

is this true?

if so i can switch it to something more useful with ease

after digging it seems to only affect coherency toughness regen, which, yeah probably isnt as helpful as seems on the surface, esp on lower diffs or if in auric everyone keeps splitting up

[deft stump]

I have no luck and is a black kitty.

[deft stump]

Only works on coherency regen.

[broken carbon]

it is

[deft stump]

It's pointless cos it's so little anyway.

[broken carbon]

only applies to coherency regen, which is a very minimal part of ur toughness gen overall

yah

[zealous wing]

k so something like combat ability regen would be far more useful for shriek or bubble, mainly shriek?

i know i dont need block efficiency, and i dont need sprint efficiency either

[deft stump]

Toughness/HP?

[zealous wing]

done on all

this was a 3rd

[deft stump]

Ah.

[strong gulch]

Kinda. For the most part it isn't doing anything because it is for coherency regen which is turned off if an enemy is in your melee slot.

It is much better if you're on staff and frontliners keep enemies away.

Most don't take it.

I don't either.

[deft stump]

Some say gunner resist then.

[zealous wing]

i have KD tho

and deflector

[deft stump]

I'm sure Beans can explain it better.

[dull scroll]

KD aren't gonna help when a group of gunner pop you in 0.1 sec right out the gate

[deft stump]

I'm the goofball that runs Block effi, stam regen and cdr.

[dull scroll]

no gunner res in havoc is suicidal

[zealous wing]

if KD wouldnt then neither would gunner dmg resist tbh

[deft stump]

Gunner gives you time to react.

[dull scroll]

it's reaction speed, KD need you to react and block, gunner res is passive and always there

[strong gulch]

Toughness, HP, CDR are consistent and dependable.

Gunner resist is good. Less so in nonhavocs if you use cover and such.

[deft stump]

Instead of ded out the door.

[strong gulch]

if you do gunner resist, stack it

do x2 or x3

x2 is the usual pick

[deft stump]

Some take 1x revive speed, don't ask me why.

[fathom adder]

Revive someone during the duration of a stealth ult maybe

[dull scroll]

I do, the 1 rez comes in very clutch

stacking things also have diminished return, so might as well

[deft stump]

On psyker. I don't think you have stealth on psyker barring funni stealth vet taking team stealth on Mortis.

[zinc phoenix]

HP, tough, gunner resist, stam, stam regen, situationally corruption resist, sniper resist, cooldown reduction

All valid curio/curio mod choices

[deft stump]

But is more, I know people do it, I don't really know why they do it.

[zinc phoenix]

Revive being slightly quicker lets you get it off during a clutch before mutie charge lands

[pale prairie]

I’ll take it!

[zinc phoenix]

Ditch it. Learn to crouch behind cover to avoid guns when you need to, you can still shoot fire while crouched behind cover and I’ve done it

I’ve also played a mission in 100% fucking crab mode to get marksman penance

While meleeing

So I can assure you that also works too but headshots are harder

[patent jacinth]

You can do MF penance with a zarona combat shotgun

And its not torture

[dull scroll]

deflector is really good, if you are not using bubble the thing is almost essential on staff psykers

[zinc phoenix]

The one that requires you to have a billion minutes of time in marksman keystone

Not the accuracy one which I got with revolver because not a coward 😂

[patent jacinth]

The penance for mf isn't time its kills

2500

[zinc phoenix]

OK whatever, it was forever ago

I crab walked till I got it

[deft stump]

And have negative luck?

[strong gulch]

If you want deflector, keep it.
If don't want it then don't take it.

[deft stump]

It's a choice, I dunno why people can't accept it.

It's like KD.

[zinc phoenix]

Because it guts your damage taking FS over it guts your mobility relative to ds

[strong gulch]

I take it on havocs. Also helps to place bubble more forward when the other teammate refuse to move up.

[dull scroll]

I've tried to greed KD, I've tried to greed deflector

it went badly

[zinc phoenix]

It also teaches you to cower behind sword when guns show up which makes you struggle on every other class

[deft stump]

Then take dueling sword.

[strong gulch]

Don't play other clasees

[zinc phoenix]

I’ve literally seen people do it, block while getting domed

It’s really funny

[zinc phoenix]

You asked a question and I answered it 😂

[dull scroll]

deflector is for when boss pushes you out in to the open

and gunner starts to hammer you down

[zinc phoenix]

Anyway oscurus is the one true FS now

It’s dope, recommend

[dull scroll]

without it that situation spells out certain doom

[deft stump]

Still prefer deimos. L1 into H2 is always funni.

[zinc phoenix]

🙏 Retvrn to Oscvrvs 🙏

The OG

[pale prairie]

Two negative lucks = positive

[deft stump]

I don't think it works that way. You mean server dies from a crash.

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-you-to-trust-me-on-this-katheryn-winnick-christine-gavin-wu-assassins-have-faith-in-me-gif-18626861

[zealous wing]

yall i almost got killed in malice twice because they kept shooting the bursters

people need to learn faster

[deft stump]

Never trust people around bursters, especially in lower diffs. They are like bots.

[zealous wing]

even the fucking bot in the group didnt shoot any burster, until i shot at it because it was way behind us

[deft stump]

Either shoot them, tank with their face... or you get one that somehow can push... at times.

[dull scroll]

play arby, face tank bursters 😏

[zealous wing]

got the zealot launched into the abyss, that was fucking funny tbh

[deft stump]

I mean, my Zealot can also do that. >_>

THe fear is more, 300 ping rubberband lag being tossed.

[dull scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-cat-car-gif-2061486685599830690

MY arby can tank an entire train without hitting hp

muahahahah

[fathom adder]

Play Arby
Get so much damage reduction that bursters heal you when they blow up
Died of ledge anyways lul

[pale prairie]

Only need 3 more event wins

Getting close

[deft stump]

So, the Chaos special.

[fathom adder]

Honestly trying to finish this event is making me want to say the N word (nSmite)

[zealous wing]

what diff are you doing it on?

[pale prairie]

Auric

[zealous wing]

athaleon how about you?

[fathom adder]

Also Auric

[pine ore]

Oh nooo, i massively fucked up and placed myself in a corner against maulers with no way of getting out, let me just press one button to face tank all incoming damage rq and dispose of tgem with my overpowered shock maul

[zealous wing]

wanna squad up?

i can deal with event on auric as long as you arent shooting bursters i push :D

[fathom adder]

I'm about to go make dinner anyway

[zealous wing]

ah kk

[dull scroll]

damn right, what you think I paid the dlc for 😤

[zealous wing]

and thusly, i no longer wonder why theres so many people saying "psyker weak"

[deft stump]

Uhhh, you dropped Nuncio and just casually staggered the entire mauler horde?

[zealous wing]

the day arby gets nerfed is the day we deal with malders in every chat

[pine ore]

He is so good that it's just hilarious

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1350277720172396544/1390209931046682726/Warhammer-40000-Darktide__2025-07-03__08-44-39.mp4?ex=68adf5a4&is=68aca424&hm=43fcea536e14cdfa5a0942a6029417648c62db88a508e1cf22202351ce95743d&

[fathom adder]

I'm almost tempted to let the Shock Maul pass just because as overpowered as it is, at least it's a 40k weapon
We got all these chain weapons and power weapons and force weapons yet the strongest melee weapons are mundane knife, mundane sword, mundane axe

[zealous wing]

good ol reliable steel

[pine ore]

I pressed castigator stance and traded blows with maulers. Spoiler, they didn't won that trade

[zinc phoenix]

Playing EU from NA makes psyker melee a lot trickier

[deft stump]

The joke is, it works with all three ults. BTL bowls them over and usually already opens a path.

[pine ore]

True

[zealous wing]

can confirm, though in the reverse

[deft stump]

Nuncio lets you casually stagger the entire horde for lul.

[fathom adder]

Also I just started playing again after a while and didn't bother to reinstall mods, and I forgot how often this game just straight up ignores your inputs without the Guaranteed Activation mods. Noticing at least one in every moderately intense combat

[zinc phoenix]

I don’t use mods and am content

[zealous wing]

going from ~30 ping to ~110 ping is noticable difference

[pine ore]

Yeah but other 2s can't let you revive a teammate under gazilion gunners in high havoc

[pine ore]

Or just drop pocket smiter shock mine

[deft stump]

But we are talking ooops, I got myself stuck in a corner against a mauler horde.

[pine ore]

That does the same

[zinc phoenix]

I am using emprah’s garbage and it will fail 🙏 faith and careful footwork will carry me through anyway

[pine ore]

Castigator does everything

Not only that

[zinc phoenix]

Castigator is the dumbest ability in the game

“Press F to auto win while being unkillable”

[pine ore]

Oh fuck, shit ton of poxbursters? I press button and use them as rocketjumps for mobility cause why the fuck not? xD

[zealous wing]

unrelated, but i really wish they would remove or change the voicelines that say "its a poxburster! shoot it! shoot it!"

[deft stump]

I dunno man, people complain about taking BS that only works for one class and then having a hard time playing other stuff but this is fine? It's the ult that needs a nerf tbh.

[deft stump]

Just keep the first bit tbh.

[zealous wing]

ye the warning is good but the "telling people to shoot it" specifically is what gave me THAT bad habit, i didnt know how easy they would stumble with a push

honestly a pushing tutorial from sefoni using a burster would be a godsend

that would immediately clean up a lot of this mess

not the ones already here, but

[hardy zodiac]

Just got into darktide again after not playing since beta

the relic sword on a martyr zealot hits... so good

like pre-nerf plasma sword and plasma gun on vet

[pine ore]

Actually shooting them IS a good idea. As long as they are far away and you spotted them early

[strong gulch]

You assume people would play / do the tutorial, let alone the advanced tutorial.

A lot don't. Sliding and running perpendicular to gunfire is in there.

[deft stump]

I think the tutorial should teach pushing range and when to shoot. Like when a burster is very far away from anyone.

[zealous wing]

yeah, IF they are far away

[strong gulch]

Did you mean to type this is psyker chat? Just making sure.

[hardy zodiac]

ope

no

[zealous wing]

the problem is people shooting them as im waiting for it to get just within pushing distance

[pine ore]

It's just some ppl wait too long and hyperfocus on them, essentially mind stunning themselves letting other threats get thsm while they hyperfocus on burster instead of just shooting them

[zealous wing]

id rather someone learn that lesson the hard way than keep killing their teammates over it

accidents happen ofc, but, it happened every single time

one of them even had the remembrancer tag and that was my "they were fucking right" moment, when told tags mean absolutely nothing

[zinc phoenix]

its generally safer to shoot them

if given enough time i absolutely will

[zealous wing]

again.... not when they are in our faces!

[zinc phoenix]

if you have double barrel you can fire one barrel and shove it away without killing it

[zealous wing]

THIS is the issue, not the "oh its 50m away imma stare at it". ive never seen that happen

[strong gulch]

People shooting bursters in melee range like bots.

oh the bots

[zinc phoenix]

honestly double barrel is probably the single safest way to deal with pox in melee range lol

[zealous wing]

and what do you do if its a train?

[deft stump]

Die, or until death with 1 hp like you got overheaded in H40. XD

[pale prairie]

If you get one of them to blow up from range it destroys the whole train

[zealous wing]

i no longer want to event with you

youd kill me, easily

[pale prairie]

Nah see I only do that when I know it’s safe!

[zealous wing]

im talking melee range 😭

like, specifically, within MY melee range

[pale prairie]

And I said at range!

[zealous wing]

its just nonstop burster shooting over here 😭

ive even started doing passive agressive "thanks"

[pale prairie]

Yeah in melee it’s best to just spam shove and dodge

And pray

[zealous wing]

i need a macro that can detect if i get hit by a burster someone else killshotted, to post "don't shoot the bursters next time dumbass"

not gonna work on higher diffs because accidents happen but in fucking malice... cmon

THIS is whats making the event suck tbh

people MIGHT learn, but im starting to think they wont

[pale prairie]

Yeah just accept you’re gonna eat so much damage from them

I have

[zealous wing]

people who are masochistic like me have to be there and tell them what to fuckin do 😭

im HOPING the last dude who watched me push it learns

he seemed very very new and confused

didnt know where to go, etc

[pale prairie]

What a game mode to learn on

[zealous wing]

seriously

"whats the worst that could happen"

im almsot tempted to block the dude who shot a burster right next to me, because im pretty sure ive seen him before

and if i remember a name you've either gotta be helpful, have a funny name, or be really dumb/mean

and, not the character name tbh, the steam name

sorry, im getting slightly heated but, this is more exhausting than babysitting 11 kids at once, of all different ages

and yes its specific for a reason

[pale prairie]

Maybe time to do a regular QP haha

[zinc phoenix]

So I’ve worked out a trick with assail to deal with bulwarks. Shoot the shards into the sky, then look down and drag across the bulwark line. Top attack warp knives!

[zealous wing]

ye

[zinc phoenix]

Won’t work if ceiling is low but it’s pretty nice

[zealous wing]

assail is so fun to figure out specifics on how it works

[zinc phoenix]

I also used the top attack to get behind cover and kill gunners

[pale prairie]

really thought that was common knowledge hahaha

[zinc phoenix]

Normally I arc around the side with the right click but top attack with the left click is cheaper

[zealous wing]

it'd be common knowledge if there was an ingame assail tutorial tbh

[zinc phoenix]

I wouldn’t play a tutorial even if they had one 😂

[zealous wing]

ye but after a while you'd probably be curious, no?

[zinc phoenix]

Nope

[zealous wing]

then you're a weirdo

[zinc phoenix]

I learn by doing, tutorials bore me to death and if they’re mandatory I refund the game

[zealous wing]

but still, when your just playing levels, its hard to figure out assail can be very controlled

i only figured it out because i spent so long in the psykanium

[zinc phoenix]

I knew it could be controlled, I didn’t know the left click had the maneuver necessary for top attacks on bulwarks

[zealous wing]

ye thats what i mean

its not just "random bullshit... go!"

[zinc phoenix]

I used psyk to figure out where the soft parts were of carapace stuff and what the different armor types were like three years ago, haven’t really gone in since 😂

[zealous wing]

i very much enjoy hanging out in the psykanium

and i dont even have the fight mod thing

creature something?

idk

[potent echo]

Creature spawner

[zealous wing]

would be fun to fight various things in an enclosed environment to get practice without risking fucking my team over

[potent echo]

Boss fights there are much tougher because they dont have server side leniency

[zealous wing]

theres a mod for that too i hear

[potent echo]

[zealous wing]

but, i mean, if you get good at 0 ping maybe you'd be even more badass with a little ping?or would it be harder?

i know timings would be a little thrown off but, idk it sounds fun either way

[zinc phoenix]

I just worked it out in game and called it good 😂

[potent echo]

You will definitely be fighting an easier version on live servers

[zealous wing]

then i see it as an absolute win

high chances you'd be fending off other creatures or fighting two at once, or more in high havoc and mortis

[graceful arch]

Yeah crusher overheads are brutal on true solo some times.

You do the normal timing and he still slams down on you.

[ripe obsidian]

I do wonder if this is a reference to one of the Darktide personalities. I suppose I will find out.

[pale prairie]

For sure

I bet you that's Sergeant Morrow

[patent jacinth]

Morrow isn't from atoma

[pale prairie]

I haven't done any of the Mortis trials so if they pull the veil from his backstory then I guess youre right

[patent jacinth]

He talks about armageddon all the time

[pale prairie]

He is also crazy old

[ripe obsidian]

TL;DR - he was on Armageddon, killed his commanding officer because said CO was kinda Khorney, got pressganged into an Inquisitor's service, Inquisitor got stuck in the warp and died, somehow he lived, ended up in Grendyl's warband getting his memory wiped regularly to keep him from getting too warpy

[gray juniper]

Yea that’s why I use pubs. I get a 3-5 second window to test something then find out “oh ok so that doesn’t work” or it does.

[gray juniper]

ERM. He was frozen in time, so he’s as youthful as ever. Don’t hate on my baby face morrow

[strong gulch]

[gray juniper]

[pale prairie]

He may have low mileage but those miles were over broken glass and potholed asphalt

oof only 2 more Events and then no more flying for me

[zealous wing]

wasnt the CO specifically mentioned of being a genestealer? i'd have to check the psykanium to relisten, also very not familiar with 40k lore

something about him ending up being one, but it not changing the facts of what morrow did

maybe

k idk where genestealer came from, my bad, but this is specifically what was said

very tired

[ripe obsidian]

He got Khorney

Outright says the blood must flow

https://tenor.com/view/aqua-teen-hunger-force-gentlemen-behold-corn-dr-weird-steve-gif-27485766

[zealous wing]

idk man all i know is we need milk for the khorne flakes

i get to shoot things and shoot magic rocks from my hands, thats all i need

[pale panther]

I love Khorne.

@tulip kettle watch me all you want, worshipper of the corpse emperor.

https://tenor.com/view/khornate-berzerker-warhammer40k-chaos-space-marine-khorne-world-eaters-gif-16748885

[zealous wing]

reminds me, it sounds like male loner psyker teeters very on the line about spewing heresy

[pale panther]

"For ze Emperor" I'm sure!

[zealous wing]

he also calls the emperor a corpse to the zealot

also dead emperor, im fairly sure

or dead god, or something very very very similar

[pale panther]

I've never heard that.

[zealous wing]

i believe its one of the lines when you either rescue a dead zealot or pick up a downed one, and im pretty sure its a specific voiced zealot, but i never thought to clip or ss it

i just kinda chuckle and move on with the mission

[pale panther]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

jk

I believe it.

[zealous wing]

it may be whatever voice my spouse picked for his zealot, i rescue him a lot

sounds like an old man

[tulip kettle]

yeah he does indeed call the emperor a "carrion god"

[zealous wing]

THAT

yes

ty

[tulip kettle]

as a whole psyker does a lot of 4th wall breaking

[zealous wing]

it does

its funny

[tulip kettle]

its a shame none of this is real.

[pale panther]

male loner breaks the 4th wall a lot, and I enjoy it.

[zealous wing]

seer breaks it even more

laughter "i've killed such a lot of people. im glad its not real!"

"what if im the dream?"

[pale panther]

I enjoy these lines I clipped of my funny Psyker.

[zealous wing]

you can guess which voice my spouse picked for his psyker

his ogryn will ask my psyker if he's doing okay, mine says "i ... think so, why do you ask?" and then oggy calls him puny 😭 😂

[tulip kettle]

"stop getting left behind, youre missing all the fun"

"FIRST OF ALL...."

[pale panther]

I keep forgetting about this clip.

[tulip kettle]

one of my fave convo's is the psyker calling out the zealot about their high gothic

[zealous wing]

he gets SO offended so easily!

[tulip kettle]

gives it but cant take it smh

[zealous wing]

or, he loves being allowed to complain

i've heard thats very common with german culture, you dont compliment you complain

it might be a joke but i dont know

like, you try hard to find something to complain about, but if its a really good perfect day, "nothing to complain about" is basically "im having the best day of my goddamn life"

though, i have no doubts this character is also still over the top and very whiny sometimes

"rescue! i need rescue! at ONCE!"

[pale panther]

Loner Psyker top tier, ngl.

[zealous wing]

loner paired with seer has the best convo imo

loner male with either seer specifically

[pale panther]

I just like male loner because he roasts pretty much everyone.

[zealous wing]

he does the flaming for us

"fine. leave. see if i care"

"if you're on your own, you're on your own"

[pale panther]

still, Male Judge my beloved.

I like the fact that I made my Judge like the shortest possible height and jokingly say he is compensating for the lack of height with his voice/weaponry.

[zealous wing]

gotta be hard to hit ogryns in the face, no?

[pale panther]

idk, don't notice a difference. but I'd rather be shorter so the backliners can shoot over me.

[zealous wing]

fair enough i suppose

[pale panther]

I also find the idea of a 5 foot 11 manlet pinballing from enemies like a rabid pitbull much funnier than being the "meta" height.

[tulip kettle]

erm

just saying, 5'11" is not a "manlet" cmon

[pale panther]

it's a meme

5'11" vs 6'0

[potent echo]

Men drink...

[pine ore]

I mean... 5'11s make cute noises sometimes

[pale panther]

two fucking stupid mother fucking dbs in my vets shop and they are BOTH 60 range, absolute ass.

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-chungus-life-stupid-chungus-life-gif-542581486001153341

[radiant frigate]

what

[plucky flax]

[obtuse dome]

Tall people are basically cripples change my mind.

[white valley]

https://tenor.com/view/spinalpain-spine-l2l5-lumber-lumbarspine-gif-13371329

[wraith sphinx]

it happened again 😭

[wispy bay]

F

[white valley]

Isn't that a good thing?

[polar flower]

I think instead of patching bugs, they should just make the game considerably worse

[dull scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/god-is-real-there-is-a-god-thank-god-praise-god-chrisley-knows-best-gif-16565445

[strong gulch]

Time to end someone's true survivor run by doing a PA on cranial dude with a force melee on a ledge.

[wraith sphinx]

yeah it's just funny as hell

[white valley]

Good riddance to blight spreads

Hate that goo

[marble crater]

Darktide crashes are fixed, but Helldivers is also online now

[deft stump]

Zealot back to 1 build.

[hearty wolf]

I'm drawing a blank

What the fuck is Comms plex

I thought it would be like where logistratum and what not take place

[marble crater]

It's a map, you are welcome

[hearty wolf]

😐

Also there's a lack of carnival maps in havoc

Pls fix

[marble crater]

Comms plex is the one with the end event in the middle and the two small bridges, right?

[hearty wolf]

Oh right

Where Clad got molested

[strong gulch]

That's how you get only carnival maps.

[strong gulch]

Obviously HD2. Feck around with stuff and what not. Then in 12 hrs you can ask me questions about stuff and I'll go, "I have no idea."

[marble crater]

But first... Chores and errands

[strong gulch]

very adult

[marble crater]

Yeah, I don't like it. But it's easier to do these things before I sit down to play

[hearty wolf]

I actually think the battle chatter is actually dialled way too low

The Arb and Vet roasts are 👌

But they're so few and far between

You can go an entire mission hearing nothing of funny

My latest was my Vet absolutely shit talking the other Vet for not being able to aim 😭

[white valley]

Chorus with benediction instead of chorus with beacon of purity

[plucky flax]

Based

Or run chastise

[deft stump]

That's still 1.5 builds.

[white valley]

I mean zealot has like 2 real builds

[wispy bay]

What do you mean? Loner best aura.

[white valley]

Crit zealot and non-crit zealot, the abilities and aura can change but the build is fundamentally the same

[strong gulch]

[white valley]

Crit zealot grabs scourge, enduring faith, and piety

[deft stump]

Shhh... You know this isn't serious.

[white valley]

I want zealot rework

Fatshark pls

[deft stump]

Is next, vet in dumpster then.

[strong gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/dumpster-trash-rubbish-dumpsterthrow-dumsta-gif-21944659

[white valley]

Vet has more weapon variety at least

[deft stump]

Because I can basically bet FS won't rework two classes at the same time.

[deft stump]

Not really.

If you consider effective ones.

[white valley]

Plasma, boltgun, hellbore, bolt pistol are all great in havoc

[deft stump]

Vet is way more breakpoint dependant.

[white valley]

Recon las and laspistol are also good

[deft stump]

All those good on Zealot as well.

The shared ones.

[white valley]

Worse though

Recon las and laspistol are worse on zealot

[deft stump]

Because lack of possibly inf ammo.

[marble crater]

I'm also worse on zealot

[white valley]

Eeyup, and that's a big deal in havoc

Vet also has way better blitz variety, at least all the blitzes are usable

[deft stump]

Effectiveness is similar, just not that bit.

[white valley]

Zealot takes knives all the time

[deft stump]

Naw, frags or smoke for havoc.

[white valley]

But that bit is super important when you're using a recon or laspistol for boss killing for example

[marble crater]

Knives are good because you are not dependent on pick ups

[deft stump]

Smoke mainly to be budget bubble or delete NOT Rodin.

[white valley]

Kraks are worse but still usable, great boss damage and stagger

[tulip kettle]

everyone shits on kraks until " the wall™ " spawns

[deft stump]

You kill 2-3 and the rest bully you to death.

[tulip kettle]

if i can make a space to get through im happy

[deft stump]

Unless you gamble and won HARD.

[tulip kettle]

3 kraks + 3 twinned procs + 3 regen procs

ez

https://tenor.com/view/paul-rudd-anchorman-the-legend-of-ron-burgundy-works-every-time-gif-4099165

[deft stump]

Thus, gamble.

[tulip kettle]

id rather play the lottery 🙃

[hearty wolf]

Kraks are utter shite 😭

Combine shredders into Krak

And then we're talking

New nade can be plasma nade

[deft stump]

Chance to actually win big (never).

[hearty wolf]

Karien comedian wth

[deft stump]

You are talking to that girl who has hit 57 throws in a row without a twinned.

20% chance btw.

More like 2%

[deft stump]

Wot.

[radiant frigate]

you can't just show this and then not post the fit

[radiant frigate]

i like it

[wraith sphinx]

thanks

[dusk timber]

Cool

[white valley]

I think kraks are alright if your build is lacking boss damage

3 kraks on a boss with focus target deals a LOT of damage

[dusk timber]

You only get 2 kraks though

[deft stump]

You can get 3.

Grenadier talent.

[dusk timber]

You can

But thats more talent point sink

[tulip kettle]

i mean if were commiting to the bit

were doing it

[hearty wolf]

I thought women couldn't be funny

[tulip kettle]

you have fallen off my dude

supporting homophobes and now sexism

[dusk timber]

I think if krak nades had 3 at base and a shorter fuse they would feel much better to use

[hearty wolf]

Wait where did racism go

[tulip kettle]

yeah racism also

sus immigration comments

[hearty wolf]

Ukip

[tulip kettle]

i bet you vote reform

[hearty wolf]

I don't vote at all because my area is so conservative, it doesn't do anything 😭

[wraith sphinx]

you should vote regardless

it's one of the most tangible things you can do and requires little effort

[plucky flax]

Racism where?

Big fan.

[hearty wolf]

Well it's under First Pass The Post so any votes that aren't winning, aren't tangible.

There's also the fact that there's always some dog shit in most parties manifesto

It's about picking the least shit instead of a good candidate

And after deciding for a couple hours, it's pointless anyway

[white valley]

You get 1 every 60s plus 5% chance per elite or specialist killed

[white valley]

L take, should vote anyway

[deft stump]

WDYM funny?

[icy breach]

Its a general consensus on that

[icy breach]

Funny =

[marble crater]

[static rapids]

dps

[upper sun]

last couple of years were very good for female comedy

[marble crater]

Does Karien just stare at everything?

[upper sun]

she has to

she has very bad eyesight

[white valley]

[icy breach]

Karien with glasses

[hearty wolf]

I like Taylor Tomlinson. Can't think of any others at the top of my head.

I find Whitney Cummings extremely boring though but a lot of people like her

[dusk timber]

Ye i know

I was talking about that specific scenario of chucking 3 of them on one enemy

[upper sun]

tbh i was thinking more random small comedians on insta/tiktok

[hearty wolf]

O ic.

[upper sun]

i dont care much for stand up in general tbh

[hearty wolf]

I don't use that spyware, personally

[marble crater]

is on discord

[hearty wolf]

I'm spying on you

[upper sun]

uses an intel cpu

[marble crater]

What am I doing right now?

[upper sun]

looking at your dog while eating oats

[marble crater]

Wrong, so wrong

I'm looking at my dog while eating waffles

[upper sun]

its so over.........

[marble crater]

Bet you feel silly now

[white valley]

Joever even

[hearty wolf]

You're looking at your dog while eating waffles

Sorry the stealth bomber had to do another pass

Small delay

The council was busy identifying another more dangerous target

[marble crater]

[deft stump]

I ALREADY HAVE THEM. Is broken though but it costs the equiv of a new PC to get another so meh.

[fading patrol]

Thats either a highway robbery or a wood tier pc

[deft stump]

$1800 for new glasses min.

Just the lenses alone.

That was what we had to pay for the last pair.

[icy breach]

Dayum

[deft stump]

Price of no insurance.

[icy breach]

What the actual fk

[deft stump]

I'm basically legally blind without.

Shit's THICK.

[fading patrol]

Does your prescription have unicorn hair and vibranium in it
Like my lens cost 1% of that

[deft stump]

To get them thinner, you pay a premium on top.

[fading patrol]

Granted its just a low -

[deft stump]

Not low.

If it were really low, you can get for like $10 tops.

[icy breach]

I’m gonna keep my comment to myself cause it could be taken wildly out of context

[deft stump]

My lenses have to be custom.

[icy breach]

Oh its that bad?

[deft stump]

One eye is better than the other as well.

So increases the cost or I just deal with blurriness in one or headaches.

[fading patrol]

Thats mine

[fading patrol]

Unicorn hair + vibranium

[deft stump]

What is near legally blind?

Without, I can only read about 5cm away from my eyes.

[fading patrol]

Might as well get an eye surgery at that point

[deft stump]

My aunt asked when she was alive, she no longer is so can't afford it either.

[icy breach]

Good lord

[obtuse dome]

I guess you are directly connected to your computer by cable to see the game.

[deft stump]

To be fair, she needed the money for cancer treatment...

You can tell it didn't go well.

I can't afford surgery. Why do you think I still have karked wisdom teeth?

And even if I did, I think a new PC is better for my mental health.

After all, tape holds the leg to the front frame and pain is nothing.

[deft stump]

Yep, as said, more or less blind without. Is like, how to make IRL look like smeary DLSS Darktide but worse.

Take off glasses. All I see is colour sploches.

[icy breach]

Atleast you don’t need to take drugs to have a colorful trip

You just take your glasses off

[deft stump]

You mean muddy greys and drab browns.

[white valley]

So skyrim?

[deft stump]

Only color that isn't is the red glow of my keyboard.

Well, red patch.

But I know is my keyboard.

[plucky flax]

Damn I thought uk was bad but karien telling it like sg is the worst third world country

[deft stump]

Is first world, if you very rich.

Money REALLY matters.

[plucky flax]

What about lower middle class

[deft stump]

Get fucked.

[plucky flax]

Like even those people in uk can afford to go to holidays to cheap places like spain

[deft stump]

Best way to put it.

Oh, there's Malaysia.

$4 one way.

[plucky flax]

[deft stump]

Double for return.

Is a bus ticket, lul.

[plucky flax]

If it has ac its alright

[deft stump]

I don't think we still have non-aircon buses...

Maybe like about 20 years ago, sure.

[plucky flax]

Better than uk

The metro in London has no ac

And busses dont normally run ac lol it's restarted

Even if it has one the driver for whatever reason doesn't turn it on

[hearty wolf]

The metro

Is utter dogshit

Like

It's a tunnel system and they didn't think to put any vents in there

So over the years, the heat has been building up in there

And there's nowhere for it to go

So it just gets trapped

[deft stump]

Wot. Sardines without air con???

[plucky flax]

I never go to london it's a shit place.

[plucky flax]

Sardines?

[median furnace]

They have plenty of vents fyi, the trouble is it's built in London clay, which absorbs and retains heat.
More trains, more passengers, and staying open at night, the bear builds up during use and there's not enough idle period to cool down again, so it's cumulative heat buildup in the surrounding clay of the tunnels themselves.

There are plans to potentially use the space of disused platforms to install heat pumps which should take heat away and transfer it to nearby homes and public buildings.

[hearty wolf]

Ah I've heard the second part of that.

Guess the vents would be needed just for the oxygen luls and and an exhaust. I blame YouTube shorts.

[median furnace]

Yeah originally it was steam trains so they had vents.

[hearty wolf]

I think I heard the Metro is actually so hot, it's hotter than the recommended temperature limit for moving cattle I think it was

40-45c in summer(?)

[median furnace]

You also see a few blank buildings in London which are just purely ventilation buildings.

[deft stump]

You know how they sell sardines in a can?

[hearty wolf]

That's interesting. I didn't notice that. Maybe I was too fixated on not being stabbed 😭

[plucky flax]

Hrm I was there once when it was really hot. I think it was like 37 or 38.

Not the hottest it could had been of course but it was so shit and stuffy.

[hearty wolf]

Yeah it's pretty suffocating

Oh well

Maybe that's why they get higher pay in London. It's actually hazard pay in case they die on the tube 😭

[median furnace]

Yeah I went once during a heatwave, that was no fun

[icy breach]

1st world country btw

Does not use AC where its needed

[plucky flax]

It's going down hill.

[white valley]

Strong and stable

[deft stump]

You have it, just use it unless poor.

[summer prairie]

I guess this is more mortis trials memory echoes

[hearty wolf]

It's more like, unless you're rich you can use it 😭

[deft stump]

Yay, more gambling... They really need to let ppl select which story they want...

[deft stump]

Eh?

[hearty wolf]

Only rich people here tend to have AC

And it's on the richer side of Rich

[plucky flax]

[white valley]

Who is Zorin

[hearty wolf]

I knew a girl who had a £4m house that was like 4 stories and even she didn't have AC I don't think

[white valley]

Oh, the arbitrator chief

[deft stump]

Oh.

[plucky flax]

In asia there's ac everywhere.

[deft stump]

WTF?

[plucky flax]

Maybe that was long ago though she'd had acs by now with this kind of summer we're getting the last 5 years.

[jovial juniper]

Master cheef, mind telling me what you're doing on Atoma

[deft stump]

The arbiter chief?

[hearty wolf]

Yeah probably.

Let's see.

We dated when I was in my second year of uni I think.

So that would have been 2021 methinks

[upper sun]

you dont need AC in europe

@deft stump YOU dont need AC in europe

[deft stump]

I want AC, just too expensive.

[white valley]

Definitely need ac in europe

Europe isn't just the nordics

Mediterranean countries exist

[deft stump]

I think he is yelling about our 31°C middle of the nights here.

[upper sun]

i was in cyprus in the middle of summer

its fine

SEA countries need AC more because its so humid youll just die

[deft stump]

And what exactly were you doing?

[upper sun]

getting sunburnt and getting disgusted by british tourists

[plucky flax]

[upper sun]

@plucky flax @hearty wolf look me in the eye and tell me british tourists arent bad

GO AHEAD

[plucky flax]

Drunk brits don't represent me.

[upper sun]

just yesterday i saw a little shit yelling at his mom

[plucky flax]

I hate them too.

[deft stump]

You Asian though?

[plucky flax]

Asian brit?

[patent steeple]

because even brits need a reason to hate brits?

[plucky flax]

There are non white british people btw.

Loads of south asians in particular.

[white valley]

More like 38 where I live

[upper sun]

love south east asians

the nice viet people at the corner store give me energy drinks cheaper than spar ❤️

[plucky flax]

South east asians girls are hot.

[deft stump]

72-78% daily humidity.

Great fun basically.

Also means tech stuff dies faster.

[pale prairie]

Has the new patch broken anything new?

[deft stump]

And with obscene costs... yeah...

[upper sun]

just buy 29 dehumidifiers

[deft stump]

Chaos is nice. He carries.

[plucky flax]

Why karien put no to a true statement?

[upper sun]

im too heavy for agent

[deft stump]

Not all are so. Am 3/10 at best.

[plucky flax]

On average sea girls are very good looking.

[upper sun]

its because theyre mostly fit

[plucky flax]

And they look young.

[upper sun]

ive never seen a fat SEA asian

[plucky flax]

Bruh some british women look fucking 35 at like 22.

It's obscene.

So much make up and fake tan.

[upper sun]

thats because they smoke, and drink like a turkish man starting at age 14

makes their skin seem like tanned hide

chav culture ruined the UK 😭

[plucky flax]

Country with no sun so they don't even use sun screen and go tanning in spain.

Free cancer.

[patent steeple]

I myself have no asian heritage afaik (am Finnish), and yet I feel like Agent is at least a bit wrong...

[plucky flax]

Tbf scandanavian girls are S tier.

[upper sun]

a lot of skincare isnt even sun exposure its how people treat themsleves

[plucky flax]

So nothing can compare.

[upper sun]

tbh netherlands is better

[deft stump]

At least 33% wrong.

[plucky flax]

You just like big strong women.

[upper sun]

dawg

DAWG

bro

vittu....

your language didnt even originate in europe 😭

[white valley]

Europe is a fake continent anyway

Should be Eurasia by definition

[upper sun]

eurasia is a supercontinent same as america

[white valley]

There is no natural border between the two

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-chaos-shocked-terrified-gif-7832794

[patent steeple]

well, I'd say genetically I have very little Asian heritage afaik (if any at all)...

or, at the very least, I have no relevant Asian heritage. I might have some, but if I do, its so little that it doesn't even matter...

[median furnace]

Tbh you can't use AC in the subway cars themselves cause that just dumps the heat out into the tunnels and platforms, plus extra heat from the AC system itself using power.

The heat has been building up in the tunnel walls shelves for literal decades.

[marble crater]

Same. Unhinged people here

[upper sun]

respectfully

you are 33% siberian like kerien said

[median furnace]

The Urals and the Caucasus

[quasi atlas]

What's the actual rating you need on a +3 stam curio to actually give you +3 stam?

[pale prairie]

410

[upper sun]

410

[quasi atlas]

Thanks