psyker-class

[acoustic jacinth]

Are your surefire picks

Otherwise well er good luck

[ripe obsidian]

Should be one in the pins

[plucky flax]

Not bubble surge

[paper bridge]

hearddd that! thank you guys!

[pale prairie]

Look the guy wants a staff to handle big single target damage. Didn’t ask for build change.

[ripe obsidian]

I like Inferno + Shriek a lot. Big numbers, much fire

[pale prairie]

Also you’re turning to ash because of the heat not the build

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/spreadsheet-office-slut-forever-gif-24840482

[plucky flax]

Tru it's hot af

27 degree

[pale prairie]

27 isn’t too bad

It was 38 here yesterday

[plucky flax]

Damn where are you?

[ripe obsidian]

Numbers are good

[pale prairie]

Oregon so PNW

[plucky flax]

Damn rough

[pale prairie]

We just get a handful of days like this. Average is 27-28 during the summer

[pale prairie]

Whatever you prefer. Toughness regen and stamina regen are traps

[dull scroll]

drop stam, embrace gunner res

[plucky flax]

But you have acs in usa

[ripe obsidian]

And this week is actually pretty cool compared with others

[plucky flax]

We don't

[pale prairie]

I do. Have a giant one. And solar panels so I never pay for electricity in the summer months. In fact I get a little cash

[ripe obsidian]

CDR, gunner resist, toughness, health are all common

[dull scroll]

wait what, EU don't have acs?

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/when-open-front-door-during-heatwave-hot-weather-gif-17872633504007898363

[summer prairie]

cloudy and <20c here

[zealous wing]

not commonly

[fresh panther]

Hilarious that there's no conversation why here, just two opinions put forth with no support

[ripe obsidian]

Who is open and why is their front door on fire

[ripe obsidian]

Let me move to Norway and become a hermit. I wish not for this heat.

[zealous wing]

HAH

you're welcome to join me, sure, but dont think it's always cold here either buddy

[pale prairie]

Ah that’s cool but stamina regen is a bad perk. You asked about perks. Toughness, health, CDR, Sniper/gunner resist. Remember with toughness and health if you go those put them on all three for maximizing the bonus

[ripe obsidian]

Det er kaldere i norge enn i texas

[buoyant maple]

what is that supposed to do to me lol

[marble crater]

Most of Europe only had a week or two of extreme heat before all this climate change started getting worse. There wasn't really a need for AC outside of the Mediterranean maybe

[zealous wing]

our landlords above us have AC

we dont :(

[pale prairie]

When two old friends discuss a disagreement that spans years

[ripe obsidian]

Det er atten grad (grader?) i Oslo. Det er halv av Austin.

[zealous wing]

Bergen

[ripe obsidian]

22. :(

[zealous wing]

not hot but trust we've had worse 😭

around 30

[pale prairie]

@hearty wolf you think stamina regeneration on the fastest stamina recovering class is a great perk????

[zealous wing]

i think highest during wave was 32

[summer prairie]

Jealous?

[ripe obsidian]

30 is actually colder than it has been here for like months

[dull scroll]

yes

[ripe obsidian]

32 is cool here.

[zealous wing]

ive seen the eggs cooking on manhole covers clips

sorrry for your loss :(

[ripe obsidian]

If Norway won't take me, Finland is on my list. Let me become Nordic

[upper sun]

we've moved past evidence, logic and arugments

[hearty wolf]

For my KD'less builds so I can block

[upper sun]

path is wrong so i will shoot him

[summer prairie]

we had 23 days of 30+c in a row though

[fresh panther]

Make you relieved that he's switching over to using an updated one on steam instead of a downloaded pdf from December lol

[upper sun]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[summer prairie]

but shorter summers

[fresh panther]

It's just worse boltgun clad

[dull scroll]

expecting 30 today

[zealous wing]

worst gun imo was braced autogun

[upper sun]

i still have 7 rounds

[zealous wing]

everything else has a use SOMEWHERE SOME WAY

[buoyant maple]

I put forth my take on it plenty times before I think
it's actually just the worst designed gun in the game
literally everything is just a bit off
been a year since release and recoil is still jank
damage is just low enough to miss core breakpoints
the blessing pool has so much potential but because of the lower-than-ideal damage it ends up with a super boring selection in practice and most perks aren't relevant
reload animation is just a bit slower than it should be
and the special + shoot function doesn't even do anything interesting

[ripe obsidian]

I have not been to Bergen, only Oslo and surrounding areas. My ex's family has a centuries-old homestead a bit north of the city

[pale prairie]

Oh no not 30!

[pale prairie]

Stamina REGENERATION?????? Wouldn’t just flat stamina increase or even block cost reduction be better?

[hearty wolf]

I'm trolling 😭

[dull scroll]

He said KD'less that's a telltale sign

[hearty wolf]

I don't actually use KD

xd

[fresh panther]

Daaaamn roast that pea shooter

[pale prairie]

Wow here I am trying to figure out what I am missing.

[zealous wing]

i've learned that americans complaints about the heat aren't actually that bad, if they have air conditioning units... because, we have to just bake. yes, we complain about lower heat because our houses are meant to keep warm not cool yes high heat sucks if you have to go somewhere but not even home is safe here

[fresh panther]

Clad running worse bolt gun and worse crucis together 😭

[ripe obsidian]

I tried a KD-less build. Went fine until I had to block

[hearty wolf]

I recommend not finding a situation where you need to block 😭

[buoyant maple]

it contains his full power so he doesn't suddenly kill everything when what he's used to does 224 dmg to dreg rager on heavy weakspot

takes a whopping 10 attacks to kill a single rager

[hearty wolf]

I use bolt pistol for arb 😭

[jovial juniper]

Sometimes

You gotta hold yourself back

Imagine how mighty would clad be

[buoyant maple]

arb's long-range sniping is so bad that boltpistol is somehow the top choice

[jovial juniper]

If clad decided to deal with bulwarks

Also clad telling whoever made Bistol to make all the other weapons

[zealous wing]

anyone available for an auric run?

[jovial juniper]

Guess clad forgot launch bistol

💀

[zealous wing]

this is the last auric map i need for the penances

and i only play fine if ive got someone i KNOW to stick with in coherency, in pubs i falter a lot

[buoyant maple]

u wanna play with me

[zealous wing]

i'll take literally anyone

lmao

its got just under 12 minutes left on the timer, ill brb and be ready to go

[verbal thistle]

Oops

[hearty wolf]

xd

[ripe obsidian]

Bring that back

[dull scroll]

moooooo

[verbal thistle]

Sometimes I accidently send it in psyker class since one of my friends is named psyker

[ripe obsidian]

Good.

[plucky flax]

No it's very rare and mostly people buy small portable ones

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/someones-feeling-the-heat-shaka-mckellan-isaiah-russell-bailey-family-reunion-the-pressure-is-on-gif-18438549

[plucky flax]

Every summer uk people cry it's normal

I will continue to cry

Maybe only like 2 weeks left of summer

[pale prairie]

I will cry out of solidarity

[radiant frigate]

that's epic but i run into comically large skill issues with greatsword

[radiant frigate]

generally no, we just suffer

[pale prairie]

A woman of your talents? More evidence to avoid monster hunter

[hearty wolf]

@zealous wing down to gamae btw

[radiant frigate]

part of it is that I'm rather new to monster hunter

and also longsword is more my style

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/mhmm-gif-6883948443707898732

[hearty wolf]

Greatsword is actually one of the easiest weapons. People fluff it off and frame it poorly though and make it more complicated than it actually is

Like half the time, the answer is to tackle

tackle your tackle if you need to

[buoyant maple]

@zealous wing gg

wats the scoreboard

if u hav

[radiant frigate]

oh I'm sure it is but my satisfaction and kill time is much better with longsword

[zealous wing]

i dont have scoreboard but guarentee you 3 carried me

[radiant frigate]

haven't played since AT rey dau though so i probably suck

[buoyant maple]

nah u did fine

[hearty wolf]

Is this for Wilds or Rise/World?

[zealous wing]

ty for the assist o7

[radiant frigate]

wilds, first time playing monter huner

[merry meteor]

Any mods (or mods combo) that can provide a custom crosshair when you are in Psyker's blitz - and change its color according to current Peril's level?

Even better if you can set thresholds for color change yourself

[hearty wolf]

Ah, yeah so I think the thing you're probably doing is attacking the monster more than reading it

So parrying is better for you because you're not predicting what is going to happen next

You also don't know what kinds of attacks monsters have

[pale prairie]

Perilgauge

[radiant frigate]

there's also the factor of "if i stop attacking i cannot counter and maybe just die"

[hearty wolf]

A lot of attacks have a really long linger where you can decide whether to continue hitting. So you can pause after every slash if you're unsure

[radiant frigate]

don't think longsword carries over to GS very well

or just plain skill issue

[hearty wolf]

Some things more than others but for the most part no, longsword is a lot more forgiving

[radiant frigate]

and my god the movement on gs is nonexistent

but you can block so i guess there's that

[hearty wolf]

You can use your wide slashes for movement rather than an attack

[upper sun]

wrong

i was very outspoken about it on launch

[pale prairie]

Whoa his opinions can change

[buoyant maple]

(none of that changed)

[upper sun]

😡

[radiant frigate]

polt bistol is still a worse revolver

(real)

[upper sun]

ur all BLOCKED

[pale prairie]

It looks and sounds so cool though

[radiant frigate]

CLAD NO

😭

[buoyant maple]

they bandaid fixed recoil by giving it bigger hit size
and reduced sway
but didn't fix any other fundamental problem it has

[upper sun]

BLOCKED!!!!!

[buoyant maple]

worst designed gun in the game by far

just like how thunder hammer is perhaps the worst designed melee in the game

[buoyant maple]

all clad can do is to react to my messages because he knows I'm right

[upper sun]

oh ye no argument from me here

i play boltpistol because i think its good

i play thammer because i enjoy it

im under no illusions about thammer being good

[buoyant maple]

it could be

after 9 ish buffs

[ripe obsidian]

I have never played Monster Hunter. Just wanted big sword gif

[radiant frigate]

i did enjoy the customization and food cutscenes a lot

(get yourself someone that looks at you the way my cat looks at this nondescript fruit thing)

[loud girder]

bolt pistol is peak once u get over le hekkin breakpoints and land your shots

1 taps are overrated

[hearty wolf]

The character editor is sick as hell.

Your character v.cute

[upper sun]

it one taps trappers thats enough

[radiant frigate]

thank you i probably spent upwards of an hour in there

[upper sun]

same for gunners and shotgunners

[hearty wolf]

Mood. Think I spent an hour or two on mine. Second character I stole some code from a website just to save me a few hours

[buoyant maple]

yea shoot twice on the gun that has 8 rounds in the mag

[loud girder]

more dakka

[radiant frigate]

i also made myself french this one time https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1293676829269430323/1368314854129270824/image.png?ex=68ad6843&is=68ac16c3&hm=dfb2d1bf1dfb704706d3a515b84be13b057d8da38ae99786de60031492320694&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[loud girder]

ok memes aside it do be funny how if u dont build for it it leaves a bunch of elits on 1 hp

very cool

[ripe obsidian]

Are the French the monsters or the hunters?

[radiant frigate]

there is a frog monster so hunters

[ripe obsidian]

I usually go with silly instead of stylish for character design.

[jovial juniper]

Aw look who can't one tap

[radiant frigate]

not me though, i go with this https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1293676829269430323/1367531053774016624/image.png?ex=68adda0a&is=68ac888a&hm=12107d87c66b539086ca356b183a268c22b0558c3cdcc6ebbe0a25b6dfde6b39&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

the lighting is one thing (what the hell was i thinking) but the pose is cute

[ripe obsidian]

It is a nice pose. I am curious about the cat thing in the background

[radiant frigate]

it's a bowling target

[pale prairie]

You were thinking that the big sword is cool

[radiant frigate]

thing is, this isn't even the biggest sword available

[plucky flax]

Kat play some gooner blade

Good contents

[radiant frigate]

what's that and why

[plucky flax]

[ripe obsidian]

Stellar Blade

I think Agent calls it Gooner Blade because of character outfits

I have not played it, so I speak only from his comment history

[plucky flax]

A lot of gooners play that game (not me)

[ripe obsidian]

Methinks the gamer doth protest too much

[radiant frigate]

typed that into gif search and yeah i can see why

[pale prairie]

What the fuck KAT! Why aren’t you using the biggest sword?!

[radiant frigate]

i know you must be horribly disappointed

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/my-disappointment-is-immeasurable-and-gif-20080022

[ripe obsidian]

Greatsword is not necessarily greatest sword. There is an order to these things

[hearty wolf]

Switch axe is the best sword

[strong gulch]

Hi chat

[hearty wolf]

hi

[pale prairie]

Hey

[ripe obsidian]

Goodsword is smaller than greatsword is smaller than greatersword is smaller than greatestsword

Also hello

[pale prairie]

Hmmm is there a peak sword?

[radiant frigate]

the real answer is that the biggest swords do not have the cosmetics i like the most

[radiant frigate]

also, Slightly Smaller Sword (which really just is a little less of a paddle) feels nice

[pale prairie]

Dai katana stuff?

Lmao paddle

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/phineas-and-ferb-refrigerator-gif-5273367030598676993

[ripe obsidian]

Make sure the monsters consent before getting out the paddle.

[ripe obsidian]

Swords in a peak. Peak sword.

[pale prairie]

Yeah I am wondering about what happens when they catch the monsters. All I have thought about was the hunting part

[pale prairie]

Ah the mountain part wasn’t explicitly obvious

[radiant frigate]

gave my cat a big sword though

he seemed ecstatic

[ripe obsidian]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sverd_i_fjell

I thought fjell translated to mountain rather than rock, but

[ripe obsidian]

"Go, do a crime."

[pale prairie]

Huh how straightforwardly named

[pale prairie]

God I don’t like MMOs but the cats make it very tempting

With a sword like that I know who the real main character is

[radiant frigate]

is it to be considered an MMO?

idk

[zealous wing]

ok so, i know l1 l2 block cancel for horde clearing, and l1 into heavy for stab for muties, are there any other combos i should start putting in my practice rotation?

for fgs

[marble crater]

[radiant frigate]

which mark

mk8 or the correct one?

[white valley]

L1 L2 L3 H3

[marble crater]

Mk6 sounds like

[zealous wing]

6 yeah

[marble crater]

So the wrong one

[hearty wolf]

we should play sometime

it make it more mmo'y

[pale prairie]

Oh huh guess I lumped it in with FF

[pale prairie]

[zinc phoenix]

I feel like I’ve had too many games go the same way:

• team wipes because not enough damage
• psyker didn’t bring bubble, it is psyker’s fault
• psyker brings bubble to shut up team
• team wipes because not enough boss damage
• it is psyker’s fault even though they again had top damage

Most games are wins but like this loop happens more than it should

[hearty wolf]

*Interesting

[dull scroll]

real terror

[pale prairie]

What a real one

[white valley]

Based?

[white valley]

Bubble is great but it won't save a team from shit coordination and boss damage

And I have seen a lot of players not attack bosses despite me flaming the horde

[pale prairie]

Psyker is kind of the perfect scapegoat though. Fragile so if you go down at all it’s your fault the run fails BUT ALSO capable of the most damage/hordeclear so also your fault if too much horde causes wipe. It’s the perfect crime

[zealous wing]

ty

this has a nice rhythm to it

[marble crater]

If I go down as psyker it's clearly my team's fault for not protecting the dps

[ripe obsidian]

I need green circles. No bubble.

[ripe obsidian]

Boss is scary. Horde is less scary.

[pale prairie]

Hey if you just type that you are on controller in the chat I’ll know to guard your juicy and vulnerable back

[marble crater]

By the time I have typed that with a controller I'm already dead...

[pale prairie]

Hmmmmm DH? Or that poxwalker??? I’ll take the lone pox walker please

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/jaime-french-jamie-french-youtube-spitting-facts-it-do-be-facts-tho-gif-8457710777476559072

[pale prairie]

Spoken like a true soulblaze thief

[marble crater]

Even typing through the phone app is awful, because it still opens the extra keyboard on the screen and then my phone app needs to connect for a while and I need to unlock my phone first of course

[white valley]

You get green circles even with bubble lol

[strong gulch]

On FGS 6, if you want the fastest horde clear, swap cancel.

It's harder to do tho and is fecked over more when the game eats inputs.

[white valley]

Especially when the horde is burning bright blue

[pale prairie]

But more greener circles

[pale prairie]

Truly you are the king of pain

[zealous wing]

block cancelling has been holding me up alright thus far, and to swap cancel i either need to take my finger off the attack button, or off movement keys, which is dangerous

just want a few more options cause things do be dicey sometimes

the l1-3 h3 will do nicely

[pale prairie]

sigh here we go again wondering if I want to try mk 6 again

[zealous wing]

the mod that lets me fight things in the psykanium also do be tempting

but, i want to wait for mods, if i ever get them to begin with, basegame first, because mods spoil basegame to an often unplayable state if the mod authors ever quit or delete their shit or it breaks and they dont fix it etc etc

[zealous wing]

whats so good about mk8 then?

[zinc phoenix]

Sick moveset

The elite clear is more awkward but the horde clear is just so nice

[pale prairie]

I feel it is safer into big hordes and subjectively feels faster on lights. The fact the stab only comes after push attack helps me CC trash and knock down an elite or armor while I stagger the other one with a face stab

[zinc phoenix]

Esp with a sg build on mael mk8 👌

The mk6 is better when you expect a shitload of carapace tho

Or piss condition

[pale prairie]

Everytime I try out MK 6 I perform worse but maybe I just need more practice in Creature Spawner trials

[zinc phoenix]

It’s a matter of skill (and more seriously familiarity) 🙏

[merry meteor]

you just spam light attack and it works

[zinc phoenix]

It took me a while to get used to the mk6 style as a mk8 enjoyer but they’re both fun and useful

[proper osprey]

It’s like relic blade

[pale prairie]

Yeah I still top out damage but I eat a lot more chip because I’m managing the horde less efficiently

[zealous wing]

idk 4 bonks to kill a crusher is pretty nice

[proper osprey]

They’re both good it’s just preference

[pale prairie]

Try 2-3 if I get a good crit

[upper sun]

giga based

[pale prairie]

That’s without SG

[zinc phoenix]

It’s amazing to me the number of people who simply cannot comprehend using cover in this game

Like did none of them play goldeneye???

Or whatever the kids do now?

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/how-old-you-say-you-are-again-cop-lucifer-whats-your-age-how-old-are-you-gif-23007382

[zinc phoenix]

Yes I am an aged one 🙏

[pale prairie]

PERFECT DARK

[zealous wing]

its 3 if i just stab, not h1 h2 h1 h2

[zinc phoenix]

I couldn’t get into it, my brother loved it tho

Goldeneye was really the last game I was super into on console

[zealous wing]

2shot if combat stim

[pale prairie]

The multiplayer was so fun though. You could make a custom character with a Martian body and human head which put you below the standard hip fire height. People shooting over you when you pop out suddenly. Also killing yourself with the remote control rocket launcher

[zinc phoenix]

I legit almost never remember to stim and if I do it’s when nothing is happening

[zealous wing]

i'm learning to remember, its mainly a "i gotta remember i grabbed a combat stim by the time a monster shows up"

[pale prairie]

Same with mk8 as long as a stab is in there

[zinc phoenix]

There are so many monsters in h40 that it’s kinda too frequent for it to be a big deal 😂

[zealous wing]

see, im not in h40, so it doesnt matter for me

not yet

h21 is where im currently capping out until i get better at the game

and, getting past h20 was a huge struggle for me to keep up with

[marble crater]

Once I stopped caring about optimal stim usage I just felt a lot better about spamming them.
Pox walkers? Red stim
Pox walkers? Yellow stim
Pox walkers? Blue stim
Took 10 hp chip damage? Heal stim

[zealous wing]

i usually go for a med stim whenever i can pick one up, because either i'll go down, or someone else will, and needs it

but yeah i imagine later on it'll matter less

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/impress-based-american-psycho-very-based-impressive-very-based-gif-21665669

[pale prairie]

The med stim is why wounds curios are not valuable

Just carrying an extra wounds in your pocket

[zealous wing]

ye im aware

[marble crater]

I wish I could throw inject people, running after them to heal is annoying

[patent steeple]

I am still at havoc 10, because I don't dare to even try to advance further...

I fear people will be too good at the game to even want to carry me, and I have no confidence in my ability to stay alive on even 15+ havoc...

[zealous wing]

pretty much same tbh, i hate the idea of being carried

[zinc phoenix]

Most people are garbage in the 20s so don’t worry about it

[pale prairie]

Ogryn speed is so noticeable when trying to stim someone

[marble crater]

Try getting better

[zinc phoenix]

You shouldn’t lack confidence it’s your game and you can play it

Losing doesn’t really matter so who cares

[marble crater]

I role play as my ogryn not knowing he can stim others

[zealous wing]

if you want help with an H10-20 i can definitely supply basic assist, better than a bot, but 21 or higher is a fight. surprised i lived longer than 20s in someones h40 tbh

[patent steeple]

granted, I cannot even search for a game of havoc via party finder, because I am somehow locked from listing/searching for a havoc match...

[pale prairie]

“Rock stim is best stim”

[strong gulch]

I get carried constantly.

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/maury-well-welp-funny-nod-gif-7427834453665079625

[zealous wing]

thats odd

[plucky flax]

Only karien doesn't get carried.

[strong gulch]

Is not lie.

[zinc phoenix]

Some days I am the best psyker the team has ever seen, other days I’m that twat who won’t take a bubble 🙏

[strong gulch]

Enters combat zone

Dies immediately

[zinc phoenix]

Whatever I didn’t roll the latest incarnation of my wizard from
93 for her to be a bubble bitch

[modest perch]

bro its in the name. karien - carryin ???

[patent steeple]

yeah, I originally got my havoc level from reg mael iirc, before the rework...

it was as ogryn, and no matter how many times I beat an auric/reg mael as anyone, nothing changes with me not being able to play havoc via party finder...

[zealous wing]

karien carryin carrion

[zinc phoenix]

Turkey vultures love her!

[plucky flax]

Exactly

[dull scroll]

holy shit

entire lobby just crashed and run abandoned

right before the amphitheatre

[zinc phoenix]

It’s a thing now, super mald inducing

[dull scroll]

I'm going to fly to sweden

and put laxatives inside people's coffee

[zinc phoenix]

I just can’t respect fire stick users 😭

[dull scroll]

nobody cares about your respect, I want my potential 4mil game back 😬

[zinc phoenix]

If god didn’t want wizards to use shotguns he wouldn’t have put the double barrel in our inventory

[radiant frigate]

what if the fire stick in question is a blazing spirit force sword

[ripe obsidian]

How long was that game? 90 minutes?

[radiant frigate]

out of spells but not out of shells

[dull scroll]

let me check

[zinc phoenix]

Looks like it went on for an absolute age

[verbal thistle]

got BoN 1st room

Taxe feels so good

[dull scroll]

nvm I can't check, run aborted scoreboard not saved

[ripe obsidian]

Arbitrator is silly.

[verbal thistle]

if I specialed the reaper I woulnt have taken damage

[dull scroll]

but unlikely, even my old 4mil game wasn't 90min

[modest perch]

so do ur teams just ... not do anything ?

[ripe obsidian]

I do not think I have had a 70 minute game

[dull scroll]

me neither, my general avg is 40min, that game was the longest grind of my life

[ripe obsidian]

Most of my games don't even have 4m damage across the team

Those are some I have recorded

[pale prairie]

Tell you what this barrel event is finding new and creative ways to humble me

[median furnace]

Whenever I'm playing shieldgryn and tanking the boss aggro, I love having a psyker do some horde clear, for me so I can focus more on blocking and dodging the boss and looking out for specialists. Thank you sparky.

[pale prairie]

Yeah how’s that event grinding going? Or are you not doing it?

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-excited-nervous-expectant-gif-14990213

[ripe obsidian]

I still need 4 wins in the event

[marble crater]

The crashes are outside of my control

[zinc phoenix]

I dun wanna duo barrel maelstrom 😂

[pale prairie]

I think I am at 4 or 5. The bigger explosion radius is really kicking me when I think I am safe

[marble crater]

I don't even get the opportunity to play badly and fail, it's not fair

And in roughly 12 hours HD2 releases on Xbox, so

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/reporters-dont-talk-to-me-mad-angry-nbcsnl-gif-12643483

[strong gulch]

I we are both available later, we can try. I still need em too.

[pale prairie]

Whoa you’re right

[strong gulch]

YAY

[pale prairie]

I’ll have to play a game of hunt the German

[marble crater]

I will dodge you, like I dodge taking responsibility for failed missions

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-find-you-i-will-kill-you-taken-gif-5513044

Damn just treat me like @deft stump dodging my Darktide friend request

[strong gulch]

If you get the urge to look up info for starting or after you played around with the stuff you get, Commisar Kai on youtube has a couple vids up on new player loadouts and an advanced tutorial.

IDK about meta shit tbh, but he's funny.

[pale prairie]

It’s actually one of the only games I just screwed around until I figured out what works for me

[marble crater]

Does HD2 actually have good youtubers, unlike Darktide?

[pale prairie]

Ohdough is funny and mostly just does testing for breakpoints

[marble crater]

What are breakpoints? I am a psyker main

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/falcon-sam-wilson-outta-line-but-gif-22091662

[marble crater]

I probably don't have enough weapons to test anyway, so I will just mess around and see what I like

I learned that I should aim red strategams at my team though

[pale prairie]

For vanilla weapons liberator penetrator is pretty godlike once you can get the drum mag and some recoil stabilizers

[strong gulch]

I haven't watched a bunch of them. Commissar Kai is my favorite. He's more of a proponent for fun and team play. Ohdough has mostly been dependable for breakpoints and testing. There a name closo to or is tabiko. I put them on do not recommend.

[marble crater]

I will try to remember once I enter the phase of trying to be better

[upper sun]

darktide has a bunch of <crazy people> and regi HD2 just has the meme game crowd

[pale prairie]

Yeah some of them are in this chat now

Watch we can flush them out

[upper sun]

you notice how sexual names just sort of disapeared from DT? it was because telopods stopped streaming

[pale prairie]

BISTOL IS AMAZING

BISTOL SUCKS

[strong gulch]

After that I do rec those videos I mentioned because they are helpful and have info you won't likely see in the game or it while take a lone time to find.

[pale prairie]

Now we just wait

[strong gulch]

Push with bistol.

[pale prairie]

Wait it has a push?

Oh you mean burster pushing

[upper sun]

i realized its not great because it doesnt cancel reload animations

[strong gulch]

yeah

[pale prairie]

@marble crater learns best from suffering, he’s German

[strong gulch]

Still would have saved you.

[wraith sphinx]

a trapper just netted me just as I was vaulting down and accross a chasm and pulled me right over a chasm where I had a wile e coyote moment before falling down to my death

what the fuck

[pale prairie]

Wow this hurts

[marble crater]

I have time, I think I'm prepared as far as basics go. Once I get used to playing I will just go straight to difficulty 10

[strong gulch]

noooo

[upper sun]

this still lead to me getting nuked

(when i learned they dont cancel reloads)

[wraith sphinx]

you can't lol

[upper sun]

both paths lead to the burster 😭

[wraith sphinx]

you have to beat every single difficulty level once

[zealous wing]

i still dont understand how snipers can shoot you when you're falling or get explosion launched but on you dodged sideways quickly, oops it missed!

[strong gulch]

Leaving me behind already. I am a level 6 casual. 🫡

[marble crater]

I will do that then I guess

[marble crater]

[wraith sphinx]

diff 10 not as fun until you unlock mid level stratagems tbh

[upper sun]

i heard there was a HD2 sweet spot difficulty where your team isnt bad but they also dont care too much about the game is this tru?

[marble crater]

Auric?

[upper sun]

the HD2 equivlent ye

[wraith sphinx]

I have never encountered this, that is a myth to me

difficulty 10 used to be that but now it's full of noobs

[strong gulch]

IDK about code or anyting but I swear the game acts like you are on the same elevation level until your feet touch the next level while falling.

[wraith sphinx]

the quality of random players in hd2 just went to complete shit

[strong gulch]

Heck if I know. Maybe it's what I play??

[strong gulch]

Sorry it was me.

[wraith sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-eyebrow-raise-eyebrow-lift-dwayne-the-rock-johnson-dwayne-johnson-gif-27708319

I wonder how many people have me blocked on darktide

wish there was a way to just see a number of accounts blocking me

[pale prairie]

Every difficulty

[marble crater]

Just block the fall damage

[strong gulch]

Oh! You right. Seems to be working great.

[marble crater]

Works in my dream, none of this is real

[wraith sphinx]

"I'm down!"
no shit, sherlock

[pale prairie]

Ooooooooooooooooof

[strong gulch]

Plunge attack.

[marble crater]

Dark Souls, but you missed the boss

[radiant frigate]

there's eravin for news

other than that there's people i'm sure

[marble crater]

[strong gulch]

Oh yeah. The stealth player.

[pale prairie]

Neerrrrrrd

[radiant frigate]

might just be me but i feel hd2 feels extremely formulaic when it's going well

[strong gulch]

Yes 😌

[pale prairie]

Its soothing like Minecraft or stardew

[radiant frigate]

oh, we found a big nest? drop ordnance on it
oh, bug breach? drop ordnance on it

[pale prairie]

Just run a melee only build no ordnance if you’re bored

[radiant frigate]

it's like the equivalent of the "oh no there is something vaguely threatening" boltgun magdump

[strong gulch]

Me running up to a bot and getting punched right away.

[pale prairie]

I dunno inferno squad and predator strain makes things more exciting

[pale prairie]

It’s so disrespectful the way they step on your head too

[strong gulch]

Fecker did try to stomp me.

[radiant frigate]

inferno boys just make it so you spend half the match prone to shoot the legion of devastators in the head individually

[strong gulch]

Shoot heads?? Imagine doing that.

[radiant frigate]

also this is the other end of the spectrum where whatever you do doesn't matter because you do not have enough damage

[fresh panther]

I'd rather they blocked me than the other way around so I'm not using my precious block slots

[strong gulch]

They should give us more.

[wraith sphinx]

I'd rather not block at all

My blocklist is like 3 people

[radiant frigate]

they should give helldivers a greatsword in the primary slot

for maximum propaganda

[patent steeple]

"precious" as in Gollum?

[strong gulch]

US servers have the privilege of a lot of people, but uhh lol.

[wraith sphinx]

american randoms tend to be like zealots

they talk a good fight...

[radiant frigate]

BIG MOUTH, WEAK HEART

[strong gulch]

I've blocked over half a mourningstar once. They were doing every ism. No fecking thanks.

[wraith sphinx]

oh yeah I remember that

[radiant frigate]

even potatism?

[fresh panther]

Oh definitely, with a limit I must be very motivated to never see someone again to use it. I save it for the bigots

[radiant frigate]

idk i just throw blocks at annoying people

and/or rude

[strong gulch]

Pretty sure.

[radiant frigate]

and autism too?

[strong gulch]

yes

[wraith sphinx]

The only case where I know I got blocked was by some insane redditor psyker on mortis trials, dude ranted and raved for 20 minutes in chat for leaving him alone for 2 seconds causing him to instantly die

[patent steeple]

I once heard that calling someone a bigot basically makes yourself a bigot as well, but idk if that's true...?

[pale prairie]

I am telling you that you haven’t lived till you’ve done a full melee build into inferno shotguns

[strong gulch]

They were being ableist too. Yes.

[fresh panther]

I feel like this is a "is it intolerant to not tolerate intolerance?" question

[zealous wing]

lmao

an oggy

every curio a wound one

wandering around

got got by a hound after we jumped past a point of no return

[patent steeple]

fair point...

[brazen compass]

Martyrdom Ogryn

[pale prairie]

It’s so weird to hear these stories and not having experienced them myself.

[fresh panther]

Worst I have seen are Russians and Brazilians but thankfully they're not in my games often

[zealous wing]

didnt melee once

[radiant frigate]

my first experience with fire boys had me diving into a crevice and stabbing them to death with my stun lance because i could not remain standing (they would nick me once and i burn for half my health and run out of stims) (failed the knowledge check)

[zealous wing]

ran out of ammo at least twice

on fucking UPRISING

like, HOW

[wraith sphinx]

oh god, two worst nationalities in videogames 💀

[zealous wing]

im dying

[wraith sphinx]

I deal with russians daily since I'm in EU but when I still played ss13 I had to deal with both at the same time

[patent steeple]

as an EU player, I sure see a lot of players with Cyrillic usernames...

[pale prairie]

There’s the odd attention seeker on the mourningstar but it’s usually just hey pay attention to me while I sexualize the emperor or NPCs. Very rare

[radiant frigate]

what

[fresh panther]

The Russian Oggy spoke in VoIP and someone responded with "I don't speak Ukraine invader, just kill the heretics"

[pale prairie]

See but it wasn’t boring was it??

I think once they add in real bosses it’s gonna be pretty crazy

[radiant frigate]

no but it was frustrating

[wraith sphinx]

I once votekicked an incredibly squeaky russian ogryn that hotmiced all match and started calling us slurs when he got downed near the end of mission

[radiant frigate]

squeaky? ogryn?

[pale prairie]

Yadda yadda sefoni is a hot ass I love my empire damn but this bolter slaps

[radiant frigate]

what heresy is this

[fresh panther]

Ofc a lil squeaker would be ogryn lmao

[wraith sphinx]

witchcraft and mutation I tells ya...

[patent steeple]

what counts as a "real boss", though?

vt2's bosses were all just resized, retextured version of already existing enemies with just unique attacks...

[wraith sphinx]

otherwise, ngl these cases are the tiny minority for me

[marble crater]

He wasn't wrong...

[pale prairie]

Oh true. I think if you diff 10 is ever boring just activate some spawn call ins or don’t touch the stalker nests

[wraith sphinx]

most often it's just ggs and the occasional compliment

[pale prairie]

This is my experience

[radiant frigate]

perhaps not boring but very samey

[pale prairie]

I don’t think I exchanged any words with my first havoc 40 random group

[zealous wing]

no words only slaughter

[pale prairie]

Talking about HD2

[wraith sphinx]

this was from today's slog mission where I went smykering lol

[patent steeple]

ahhhh...

[wraith sphinx]

40 fucking minutes

[pale prairie]

Yeah makes me sad sometimes when it’s a solid team that just splits

[wraith sphinx]

oh yeah and yesterday I had this awkward convo that made me chuckle

[pale prairie]

Again we need randomly spawning bosses

[wraith sphinx]

ur an odd guy man dude

[pale prairie]

This guy wants BoN to have titties

[modest perch]

no thats a beast of slaanesh

[wraith sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-mecha-godzilla-don't-ever-say-that-godzilla-defeat-don't-say-that-gif-8714920545334438980

[radiant frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-macska-cica-vomit-oklendez-gif-14738230240638170539

[pale prairie]

Do you think the gooners care about lore accuracy?

[patent steeple]

btw, I have recently noticed a very specific kind of boss enemy in shooter games: a big, stationary target in the middle of a circle-shaped arena (usually accompanied by the arena having hazards to avoid while you shoot at the big enemy in the middle).

[zealous wing]

so THATS why blade twin is more fun to fight

[pale prairie]

Okay

[zealous wing]

she zoom

[pale prairie]

Blade twin is not fun to fight cause she pushes me around

[zealous wing]

i like dueling her

its less fun when theres a horde pushing me around tho

[wraith sphinx]

last one, this one also cracked me up

had a mid mission discussion about ragequitting arbybrains right after an arbites ragequit for getting... netted

[radiant frigate]

woe is me, the one thing that can kill me got me

[zealous wing]

smh even if i get netted, and i know i fucked up, even if im embarrassed i dont quit... some peoples actions got me questioning reality sometimes

[pale prairie]

I do like saving bots. I know they will prioritize helping me from nets

[wraith sphinx]

goodbye, cruel game!

[pale prairie]

Should have had a bigger sword

[radiant frigate]

^see this right here? the core issue of arbites

no big sword

trash class

[wraith sphinx]

verified true by authentic big sword users

[zealous wing]

what do you think is the best difficulty to QP camp to catch smykers realising their smite isnt gonna save their ass this time? heresy?

or damn?

[pale prairie]

Auric

[wraith sphinx]

man I have well over 1k screenshots by now

[pale prairie]

Especially auric with fart armor

[zealous wing]

well yeah but i feel like by the time they reach auric they'll look into assail or BB

[wraith sphinx]

I don't record videos because they look utter dogshit with my graphics settings but I screenshot interesting or funny stuff

[patent steeple]

blade twin is not all that big nor stationary in the middle of the arena 24/7, but I guess that's what makes her fun to fight for some and infuriating for others...

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/kk-gif-15803140109120205266

Yeah no they still try smite in auric

[zealous wing]

well no she's not massive but she's quick, is my point, but yeah

[radiant frigate]

i mean

[strong gulch]

Mael nurgle blessing
havoc final toll

[pale prairie]

The last two I have had died then left

[radiant frigate]

quite clearly they do not

[wraith sphinx]

an insult to all elf-things...

[radiant frigate]

Yes

[pale prairie]

Honestly that many levels on zealot is sus enough

[zealous wing]

sadly cant QP camp havoc

[strong gulch]

oh right QP

[zealous wing]

could party camp but meh

i want to keep finding players fucking themselves over with dumb things, its amusing to watch silently

prefereably also a difficulty i can either completely carry, or somewhat carry

[strong gulch]

But yeah auric.

You actually have to dodge. There's more enemies. And the slot system compels them to surround you.

[zealous wing]

but, i never expected to see it in uprising map runthroughs

[radiant frigate]

frankly we deserve better

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-mcmillan-too-damn-high-high-gif-7800087214375121560

[wraith sphinx]

it's true

[pale prairie]

I’ll also repeat Potato that Maelstrom sees some Smykers too

[radiant frigate]

and honestly why the FUCK would you name a zealot "elf"

[wraith sphinx]

yeah, me :]

[radiant frigate]

it is a pretty un-elfy class

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-kick-jjba-gif-13894493

[wraith sphinx]

though I occasionally see another awesome psyker player which is really nice

neck gaiter, golden title, true level 900+

you know the type

[pale prairie]

I imagine it’s a transplant from VT2 and they heard about shroudfield zealot

[radiant frigate]

clearly this one has never heard of or played psyker

psyker is elfier than any other class

[wraith sphinx]

couldn't be me, I have KD

[pale prairie]

Honestly I am stumped for the last time I saw a crazy good psyker outside of havoc

[radiant frigate]

anyway i think i'm done grumbling for the day

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/it-wont-take-long-alexander-cora-the-family-business-its-only-a-matter-of-time-it-wont-take-a-while-gif-26372513

[pale prairie]

Can’t be you

[radiant frigate]

stay tuned for more grumbles tomorrow

[wraith sphinx]

the grumbler

[radiant frigate]

you got me there

[pale prairie]

Elves are crazy just like Psykers sooooo yeah I agree

[radiant frigate]

we do a bit of grumbling

[radiant frigate]

plus you die in one hit

[pale prairie]

BUT NO RUMBLER

[wraith sphinx]

a touch of grumbling. too much dulls my rbf

[radiant frigate]

and you do a lot of damage

[radiant frigate]

and HELP ME, SIMPLETONS

[wraith sphinx]

also I could say the same for gun psyker

[pale prairie]

I have a big crush on loner psyker fem. She is fucking hilarious

[radiant frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1274487631987605674/GVHX15RXoAApby3-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[wraith sphinx]

last time I played havoc every psyker was a pathetic smyker sissy that died to rinda karnak

[pale prairie]

Hahahahahahhahahahaha

[radiant frigate]

i love the grumpy slav witch

[wraith sphinx]

in non havoc if it's not the aforementioned psyk beast, it's either the boring burga meta build or some random unoptimized staff build that kisses the floor

I love my fem savant psyker she's awesome

[pale prairie]

Seen some good vets, zealots, and ogryns but psyker it’s been a while. Like seen some decent ones but no one I am like “holy shit is this UnsanctionedKarien?”

[radiant frigate]

🥖

[wraith sphinx]

oui chef

[radiant frigate]

my bf likes fem savant too

cause french

[wraith sphinx]

🤝

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/what-kind-of-boy-is-your-type-aoi-todo-jjk-aoi-todo-gif-2626494020785648515

[radiant frigate]

but he does not like fem loner unfortunately

it's OK though i forgive him

[pale prairie]

Come on just the “I have touched you! Now you are damned!” Is gold

[zealous wing]

i just enjoy my loner male calls the arby out for having daddy issues

[radiant frigate]

YES IT IS

[wraith sphinx]

fem loner's funny as hell

[plucky flax]

Hard boiled

[radiant frigate]

aren't you worried you might catch something?

what a touching moment :)

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-sweating-fan-gif-15153108

[wraith sphinx]

my crush used to play fem loner a ton, it was almost always hilarious

[radiant frigate]

trying to res an ogryn

I THINK I PUT MY BACK OUT

[upper sun]

liking people who play darktide

[pale prairie]

Yeah I just play savant male even though he’s boring cause the other male voices got on my nerves after hundreds of hours

[zealous wing]

"you could stand to lose some weight you know"

[pale prairie]

Damn I haven’t heard this one!

[wraith sphinx]

jealous, runt?

[upper sun]

fem savant and male judge are by far the best

[radiant frigate]

"i feel like we're doing this the wrong way around, ogryn"

[wraith sphinx]

I am also taking a liking to fem fatalist too

mostly because she seems to be the only one with actual conversation topics w savant psyker

[zinc phoenix]

nah you missing fem professional, shes hilarious

[upper sun]

ye

[radiant frigate]

fem professional is like a unicorn

[wraith sphinx]

also fuck these are just absolutely my jam

[radiant frigate]

honestly when is the last time you saw one

[upper sun]

nah LC are best vets

[zinc phoenix]

also shes bagging one of the zels and has a great convo about it with one of the fem zels

[wraith sphinx]

when one gets rolled for a bot player

[zinc phoenix]

i always feel unique when playing her LMAO

[ripe obsidian]

Male Authoritarian might be my favorite personality.

[upper sun]

i have it recorded sec

[wraith sphinx]

my vet is a fem professional

[radiant frigate]

yeah?
yeah!
who's dead?
you are!

[ripe obsidian]

Him asking how to make friends is really funny

[upper sun]

@wraith sphinx

[strong gulch]

too real

[pale prairie]

I wish the instances of character interactions were way higher. They feel so rare

[upper sun]

i would love to be friends with both male and female LC but i feel like neither of them shower

[wraith sphinx]

hell yeah

I love fem savant

[radiant frigate]

ayo? we gonna drink with the fanatic?

[ripe obsidian]

Yeah. I am realizing this month or so that the level of social anxiety and masking I thought was normal is... super not. And now I'm feeling like I don't know how to be a human.

[tulip kettle]

Attendé, healing station!

[strong gulch]

Also too real. 😭

[tulip kettle]

A satisfying dénouement

[radiant frigate]

there was also one hyper specific interaction between fem fanatic and fem loner regarding previous attempts at murder

[zinc phoenix]

step 1: have a baby
step 2: you are now friends with every parent, its a thing

[radiant frigate]

(insubstantial detail)

only heard it once

[upper sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1408930159175925862/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2025.08.23_-_23.23.51.02-00.04.11.332-00.04.25.958.mp4?ex=68ad8236&is=68ac30b6&hm=cd38e757dcc8f87ef8dc29f7ea571ba93c74b22d14adea704e518ee7322cf98b&
i feel like they fucked them up with an update

[radiant frigate]

fake it 'till you make it

[ripe obsidian]

For multiple reasons, I will not have a child.

[upper sun]

this interaction didnt even finish

[radiant frigate]

i'm sure we all pretend to be functional people most days

[ripe obsidian]

That has led to extreme burnout and deep depression.

[strong gulch]

no

[zinc phoenix]

missing out, theyre awesome. my wife went from "i am not sure about baby, maybe just one" to "ill have three thanks!"

[radiant frigate]

when you're about to have a deep conversation but then AM-O

ADHD rejects

[wraith sphinx]

that topic has two more variations
the lc would start with a remark about looting and fem savant would reply
"fair warning, if I catch you I will kill you"
"if I catch any of you looting you will not live to spend your gains"

[strong gulch]

Have kids if you want.

Don't if you don't

[radiant frigate]

their volume also scales exponentially (based on observing my nephews)

[proper osprey]

Tbh I feel like our zealots love our psykers

[radiant frigate]

i swear 4 kids are as loud as you think 8 would be

[zinc phoenix]

i think a lot of people assume baby requires you to have your shit together or that theyre super hard work but actually theyre great fun a lot of the time. and since babies are rarer and rarer people dont get to experience em much

[proper osprey]

I think the female loner like the male judge

[tulip kettle]

The character voice lines are changed over time

[ripe obsidian]

I was a parent to infant half-siblings when I was in high school and my mother decided to take a job with a 2 hour one-way commute.

[strong gulch]

I am not sitting through another session of you should have kids. You'll change your mind. It's selfish if you don't. etc

fecking no

[ripe obsidian]

No thanks.

[zealous wing]

having 11 nieces and nephews, can confirm, its a whole schoolyard of loudness

[zinc phoenix]

boys are absolutely hilarious. we have one as a neighbor and hes certain hes a dinosaur

[tulip kettle]

Our rejects are much friendlier to each other and know each other better now than a year ago

[zinc phoenix]

just runs around yelling RAAAAA

[radiant frigate]

one of them said some wild shit yesterday too

[upper sun]

female and male loner
female savant and male LC
female LC and one of the zealots(one sided)

[tulip kettle]

Arb is slowly opening up and becoming friendlier

[radiant frigate]

he was displeased with the situation and complained how, and i quote, "the adults are always happy and the kids are bored"

[wraith sphinx]

another fatalist kneeslapper

[upper sun]

(arbities are poly and all gay for eachother)

[radiant frigate]

sweet summer child

[proper osprey]

[tulip kettle]

Yesterday the 5 wound arb goes down

I res him

He goes down again

[radiant frigate]

i love it

[tulip kettle]

I res him

He goes down again

[proper osprey]

Sorry was me

[strong gulch]

He's healing.

[tulip kettle]

My character

[upper sun]

now yuo see why i ignore people

[wraith sphinx]

mauls tho... walking red flags holy shit

[buoyant maple]

haven't heard much with female savant
male savant and male cutthroat are sorta buddies

[radiant frigate]

my red flags are big but my dps is bigger

[tulip kettle]

" down again oppressor? You need to stop falling over "

[upper sun]

male LC wont stop flirting with sevant

[buoyant maple]

is that male or female maul

[upper sun]

shes into it but too professional to go along

we need a darktide dating sim

[tulip kettle]

No she's not.

She likes the lex not sweaty soldierman

[wraith sphinx]

I heard two new ones between fem savant and fem fatalist yesterday
one where the psyker asks about the cyber mastiff being really good at dragging corpses and another one where the fatalist states something like "Marshal vortern was right, we have failed in our duty to atoma"

[wraith sphinx]

female

[upper sun]

"you're reading my mind arent you? you're fascinated or nose"
"one of those is true :3"
nah shes into it

[tulip kettle]

She's mysterious

[upper sun]

nah neither of the sevants are

[tulip kettle]

She says it's up to him to decide as well

And she reads everyone's mind

[upper sun]

they're just GOOD enforcers who got framed

[zealous wing]

easier to stay alive that way, as a psyker

[upper sun]

the only innocents on the ship

[wraith sphinx]

clad horny on main smh

[radiant frigate]

:3

[upper sun]

https://streamable.com/ce72go

i just want LORE 😭

[buoyant maple]

nah they're not the only innocent ones

[upper sun]

not my fault fatshark can only write ships between the player chars

[wraith sphinx]

that one's good

quintessential savant

[upper sun]

ok mr dereliction of duty x6

[radiant frigate]

"i'm not bad i just care uwu"

[upper sun]

savants really went to jail for beliving in the power of friendship

[radiant frigate]

when is dt getting magic mauler

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/283579612695625729/1180115604636696576/Spinny.gif?ex=657c3f4d&is=6569ca4d&hm=a6e18bb370d116f64c0ed4504bb1284516a247155359102967cc0202213ca775&

[wraith sphinx]

right after zealot tree rework

[jovial juniper]

That's Chaos Spawn being attacked by a mastiff

It's one of the funniest Arby's related bug

[zealous wing]

them spinning like crazy is so fucking funny

[wraith sphinx]

truly the lawful good of 40k

and full of hopium too

my spirit animal honestly

[radiant frigate]

this also reads like this

[wraith sphinx]

true it does

[tulip kettle]

I return from doing real world things, is time to play imaginary space wizard stuff with space wizard friends?

[buoyant maple]

wonder if there're any specific interactions between male authoritatian and any savant

[wraith sphinx]

one must never stop ingesting the hopium

[buoyant maple]

male authoritarian is prob the most "cheerful" arbitrator personality

[wraith sphinx]

before arbites released, I was concerned the writers would laze out on their convos and they'd all just be like "hehe I'm superior to you and enforce superior law haha stinky mutant" but I don't think I've ever heard any authoritatian banter with psykers

[tulip kettle]

I think savant psyker and the arbs are gonna be good friends

Lex lovers

I also heard a new sanction yesterday

[zealous wing]

male loner asks arby (idk which one, sounds like batman i think) "where you missing a strong paternal figure while growing up?" and its a convo that ends in the arby saying something about loner being possibly correct, cant remember specifics

something about cozying up to the marshal, and marshal not giving hugs or something

arby needs hugs confirmed

[wraith sphinx]

I can't remember which arbites said that, probably fatalist

maybe maul?

this line just goes so hard though

[buoyant maple]

probably authoritarian

male authoritarian's personality is essentially "I wanna make friends :)"

[zealous wing]

new sanction?

[tulip kettle]

yeah he said something like, mandated sanction - thought erasure after the lore line

i dont remember exactly now

[zealous wing]

damn, thought erasure hit you hard

[tulip kettle]

[zealous wing]

guess it worked :D

[wraith sphinx]

mawkishness in the line of duty?

mandated edict - personality reconstruction?

[tulip kettle]

yes maybe it was that

[zealous wing]

speaking of, the personality thing at krall, that lets you redo everything non-cosmetic, yeah?

[tulip kettle]

its always so hard to hear the lore lines over the explosions and stuff

it lets you redo everything even the cosmetics

like the way you look

[zealous wing]

the free one for cosmetics, thats what ive done so far a few times

[tulip kettle]

its just remaking the character without resetting xp

but the 50000 one just takes you through character creation again

it keeps your selections so you can just skip through to the voice line bit if thats what youre after

[zealous wing]

i see, so, genderswitch and backstory and all that, yeah?

[tulip kettle]

ye

[wraith sphinx]

@upper sun

[pale prairie]

What the hell who is that?

[wraith sphinx]

idk some unsanctionedogryn guy

[pale prairie]

Had to be Ogryn

[wraith sphinx]

oh you mean like that

yeah that's the bodyguard ogryn

[deft stump]

So gaslight mains was being gaslight mains again... e_e

Also, Fem Loner x Fem Fatalist.

[plucky flax]

Thats gay

[deft stump]

And?

[plucky flax]

Heresy in 40k

[pale prairie]

Whoaaaa this guy has a 40k monitor

[plucky flax]

You see the flirting banter is always a male and female.

So karien is being unlorefriendly

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/uhm-eeh-what-should-i-do-now-what-was-that-uhm-ok-gif-16539046

[deft stump]

Fatalist basically tells loner to stop thinking about romantic things about dying together.

A.K.A. SOMEONE IS THINKING SUS THINGS.

[pale prairie]

Am I in zealot chat?

[plucky flax]

There's flirting between male maul and female something arby

[deft stump]

What zealot?

[pale prairie]

The horny kind over in Zealot-Class

[deft stump]

I only see psykers atm unless you count Clad, so oggy. Well, Imma vet.

[upper sun]

i just play whatever class is most recently updated :3

[tulip kettle]

is most broken and OP you mean

[upper sun]

yes

why should i get gud when fatshark can get gud for me?

SPEAKING OF GETTING GUD

night cap anyone?

[pale prairie]

METAWHORE

[tulip kettle]

ye ill game

[deft stump]

Is sad ppl rather listen to him for advice on vet... When he only plays broken OP classes.

[strong gulch]

Me taking months to level oggy from 29 to 30.

[upper sun]

say that to my rashad

[strong gulch]

sure

[tulip kettle]

the first mistake is listening to clad on anything

he even died in uprising

i have proof

[deft stump]

True. Listening to Clad over me on vet thing is just... Geh.

[upper sun]

they removed sedition what am i supposed to do?

[tulip kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-fact-check-true-gif-20427172

[upper sun]

https://tenor.com/view/nuggetand-cat-car-cat-meme-cats-gif-13549128190129307854

i forgot what we disagreed on

[tulip kettle]

NO, GET OUT OF MIND!

[upper sun]

but i'm sure im right

[tulip kettle]

shrieks at you

[upper sun]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

if the game crashes imma peace out btw

[deft stump]

You say dump charge rate on plasma... it's dump thermal if you have no gambling budget. >_>

Even Path said dumping thermal is better.

[hearty wolf]

And now I'm stuck with a dog shit plasma

And what's worse?

My friend got a god roll first try

[radiant frigate]

you could simply have applied psyker logic

warp res dump better than charge rate dump

[hearty wolf]

I HAD that applied

Until I listened to Clad

He's cost me millions of dockets

[radiant frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1274487631987605674/GVHX15RXoAApby3-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[upper sun]

pffff

like you wouldnt have spent it urself

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-furry-trust-trust-issues-winter-soldier-gif-22608292

[tulip kettle]

okay so it wasnt a fire barrel

but still, nonsense

[zealous wing]

you did NOTHING D:

you did not hit her! you did not!

[pale prairie]

LMAO who did she kill?

[upper sun]

c-c-combo breaker

[tulip kettle]

me of course

[pale prairie]

OOOOOOf

[tulip kettle]

well, nobody

because we are a team of ultimate badasses

but she TRIED

[upper sun]

i was fully expecting to face a beast of nurgle and a dh on the bridge

[pale prairie]

hahahahahahaha

[upper sun]

i was preparing to sacrifice @zealous wing for the dh

[pale prairie]

"Just like we practiced"

[pale prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-infinity-war-im-sorry-little-one-gif-12454554

[tulip kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/aliens-hudson-gif-22678552

i should really play that game, i heard alien fireteam elite is actually good

[upper sun]

no

you want to play dead island

[hearty wolf]

Dead Island used to be sick on console because I had hacked weapons

On PC it gives me some kind of motion sickness

[upper sun]

just use cheat engine

[tulip kettle]

@zealous wing you didnt feel like a few more event runs then? 😄

[upper sun]

i gave myself 9139214132493258 xp on dying light

[hearty wolf]

Bruh didn't you just get it 😭

[upper sun]

yes

i WILL cheat in single player games

[hearty wolf]

Brooo it's all about the early game STRUGGLE

[upper sun]

my mission is to experince the RICH story in as little time as possible

[zealous wing]

internet down

[hearty wolf]

Jade disapproves

[zealous wing]

but at least mission got done first

i WANT to keep going but now i wait

[strong gulch]

I caused pure chaos at the end of that last mission.

[tulip kettle]

XD

chaotic beans

truly touched by the warp

[pale prairie]

damn beans aggroed the DH?

[strong gulch]

I finally hit a head shot and it's a cranial poxwalker that send 2 people nearly to their deaths. As one tried unledge the other, they get trapped by a net while I continued to spam LMB. Then I just explode as we finally make our way towards to exit.

edit: there were only 3 players because 1 left

[strong gulch]

sillier

[pale prairie]

lmao

They executed the wrong Reject Traitor

[strong gulch]

IDK which one Dom was. lmao

I was just brrrr

[zealous wing]

:<

internet still gone, abnormally long time

missing chaos and all :(

[strong gulch]

rip

[strong gulch]

yes

Knife EK is very fun.

[tulip kettle]

i cant get along with the knoife

you would think i would be well accustomed being from the UK

but i just dont "get it"

[strong gulch]

Luckily with staff there isn't much you have to get. You don't have to depend on it as much.

Can just dummy light spam and PA.

[tulip kettle]

you use mk3 or 6?

[zinc phoenix]

Played same mission twice with same group. Gas + tox + hex, extremely cursed. Once as psyker. Very hard lots of work wipe after I got gassed out and two other guys couldn’t handle the twins (og carry nearly soloed em). Second time I took my “I’m fuckin done” barbie build which can ignore gas and left click everything to death near instantly. Mission was very fast and easy except for the moment where I crashed and twins spawned. Two dead, just ogg up… then I load in and delete the mixed horde and kill one twin trivially while og gets other one. Rest of mission is high speed cakewalk

Barbie needs a massive nerf imo

[tulip kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/this-just-in-breaking-news-attention-new-information-has-come-in-ssg-gif-15181722

[zinc phoenix]

Also exe 8 special shells being an off button for bon is… honestly great and fine and it should stay that way

[strong gulch]

I use the 6, especially on psyker.

but use either that you like

[tulip kettle]

iirc 6 is the one with the horde clear heavies instead of stabs right?

[strong gulch]

ye

The PA can more easily reach heads; even through a bulwark back.

I don't know enough about the weapon tho. Not enough experience.

[proper osprey]

On psyker mk6

Zealot mk3

Vet mk3 or 6

[zealous wing]

yall my perils getting real high :<

[strong gulch]

that'll kill ya

[zealous wing]

ik :<

its been over an hour, what is taking them so long :(

[strong gulch]

😭

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004447866250613048/1298432898004811786/Rest_in_Peas.gif

[zealous wing]

[fathom adder]

What's a barbie

[strong gulch]

Arby

Arbities

[zealous wing]

it still bothers be the arby chat is in plural

[strong gulch]

I was just looking at that and wondering why it's like that.

[zealous wing]

same reason blessings are weird i bet. different people writing them

[strong gulch]

game and discord needs a copy editor

[zealous wing]

fr

motherfucker

i lay down to give up and take a nap and guess whats back

[strong gulch]

Should have tried to nap ealier.

[zealous wing]

seriously

its only when i give up

:<

coming back to shoot heretic

[ripe obsidian]

It's bad Latin, I guess. Adeptes Arbites.

Adeptus?

Whatever

[zealous wing]

yeah but they're also called arbitrators

[hearty wolf]

It's a go fast weapon

And well

[ripe obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-do-it-again-now-dont-do-it-again-life-of-brian-romanes-eunt-domus-do-it-again-gif-27454517

[hearty wolf]

You're an old man

[ripe obsidian]

In the code they're called adamant

[zealous wing]

im sorry what

what are they adamant about

[strong gulch]

lmao hard as dimamonds I guess

[zealous wing]

but diamonds are fragile

[graceful arch]

Adamant about making sure no one who plays the class improves at the game.

[strong gulch]

Am feeble. Am I right??

[zealous wing]

damn my wallet go BRRR when we auric

[strong gulch]

Maybe because it's commonly faceted. Maybe even multifaceted. Like actually has multiple builds and not the the same one with slight differences.

*I am flailing for straws. I am reaching as far as I can.

[brazen compass]

Had a guy complaining about a SG EK staff Psyker in H40 not doing enough damage

Meanwhile he was doing double said guy's damage

[zealous wing]

why do people always blame the psyker for not dealing enough damage? is it because they tried and failed to play psyker and think hp/toughness = damage dealing or some shit?

[ripe obsidian]

What is SC?

I know not this acronym

[brazen compass]

oh mb SG

[ripe obsidian]

Ahhhh

Thought I was missing something