#psyker-class
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Hehehehehe
I had Megumin pull all aggroo and boom EVERYTHING.
Wise strategy
Bait is always effective
She was on Zealot, is fine... Till Gloriana and she goes flying as well.
But she flies so beautifully
Really fun when those two like learning to fly.
This aggravates me but you have to admit it’s funny when the door opens and they are already diving
Try that one doorway after the first event of Gloriana.
GF/'Megumin' rushes in and gets blasted to a funni area.
Like, FLUNG.
I swear they increased the yeet physics for this event
They did.
I haven’t tried it yet still playing recon
All explosions send you flying further and faster.
How’s it for killing specials? I usually only pull out gun for far away stuff and maybe bosses. So my ammo Econ with recon is great
great thats the best part
Is why they also added the tentacle heads in.
Hmmmmm my only concern is running dry since I try to only grab ammo after other classes are topped up
vraks is good at long range too, but at long range it takes a second to aim it compared to recon las
Guess I’ll have to try it. I like the idea of having a boss killer in my back pocket
I had that earlier today, 
vraks iag is a death beam that kills anything you point it at (if you have high enough finesse damage and crit)
crushers and monstrosities included
My testing was third to half of magazine on dedicated gunner build both on arbites and veteran.
That's what it takes for consecutive weakspot hits in the psykanium.
For crushers
Oh hey boys! New Unsanctioned flying video about to drop!
Mesa at work anni
what difficulty you thinking?
Same vibe
another convert
I am addicted to iag gunker
I mean i could do a lotta damage with melee especial with both the force sword and great sword
Especially with rhe force great sword
I only use the special to expell large crowds of enemies
thats its point
Thrust attac is good for carapace enemies
Yes. And also get practice dodging the sort of enemies that cause trouble later on and learning to duel bosses
Just push then to stagger fora bit and strigger the thrust and bood tons of damage, and with headhsots
That and add crits for perk
Crits 😩

what difficulty you mainly on atm
Done with herecy, working my way through damnation
But rn im just focusing on lvl up my weapons
want a bubbleknight buddy?
Like the Recon las
What in corpse emperors name is a bubbleknight buddy? 😭
i am a bubble knight
and i'd be your buddy
bulletproof shield, FGS, assail
reconlas
down for whatever tbh im bored
Auric?
HAH no
Why?
Did you die to explosion fly?
its too annoying
No just got overran.
when we did event on auric i did not have fun
Ooof
not even when we win, its just not fun
Too many specials and shooters and I can't do the objective.
Curious, add for later so u can show me
I need 1 meatbag to take some pressure off of me. 🙁
What’s getting me is the bursters from multiple different directions
Getting to the mid event though was easy.
wanna send me a squad invite or a friend request ingame and ill accept either
Ok im at work rn so i cant but add me here so i wont forget ya
I easily forget ppl..
Do it for the clips!!!
That’s me laughing at you breaking down and doing auric event
im SO bored
Gimme a sec I'll log back in game.
kk, ill brb meantime
ready when you are @plucky flax
also, what server are you playing on?
I am EU. 
YAY
Why do you think I say 300+ ping gaming.
Not from what I hear about your servers
only really had issues yesterday
That's 250-280 ping if west. Higher than EU if east.
otherwise i've been fine
Servers have been fine for me
I have seen complaints on here about ping or not connecting and they have all been EU.
But glad it works for you
Must be a:
Must be brits
They forgot to show ID to access Darktide
Actually may be true
Brexit consequence was ISP throttling
@radiant frigate
minthy :)

and you cant be expecting to win 40's rn 🙂
You can’t play perfect every game
Mistake happened
Even for people like ainz, Cole, and agent

Agent is noob only unsanctioned is pro.
Jesus that is so much elite
this was at the half way point.
Oh my god hahaha
You didn’t believe enough
Was this toll and rampage? Or encroaching garden and toll?
garden and goop.
few games yesterday we were at over 4 million dmg as a team by the half way point
idk whats going on with director atm
@zealous wing i will do event with you in 5 mins or so if you like
no uprising tho - ill settle for heresy 🙂
you guys still going?
i will play barbie and absorb all boom
Nein I eat soon
NOOOOOOOOOODLE
A guy in last game said he never felt so useless before
i duoed most of the way thru the event on auric, its ok
k
Dunno why he did gud 
i got yeeted off the side by bon or wed have won sycorax
ok i will go clubbing on barbie
ngl event kinda ez with trauma
I have noticed that Plogryns and BoNs are a lot more common in auric now. (also, it could just be that I haven't really used elite damage aura instead of the crit one all that much on Blaze Trauma, but my wildfire procs kill everything a lot more than before this event)
ye i died more than he did, but it mightve been the lightning and the FGS slashes, tbh, when a psyker clears a horde in less than a second anyone would feel useless at that moment, until a crusher comes in
you have no team mates by the second room though 😂
kek
my biggest issue with the event is people dip out from rage
in the auric match, all 4 stuck with
Same as last event. The mission timer is too short
we didnt get a single hotjoin hero, it was ridic
So if they leave it's a new map on the board and no one else can join
idk why they are doing it that way, its absolutely mental
Yeah such a shit change
Just put up more maps lol stop doing the shitty maps roulette
"have a group or simply play with bots for the rest of the hour because some dude shat his pants over getting barreled"
need 3 more event missions total, and then i can be done with this heckery 
I need like 7 more I think
awesome, im just making coffee and stuff then ill jump in with ya
many crushers is more of a ds4 situation
Sad time
sweet
i know but what other weapon type can solokill 30 crushers
if i cant larp as a pirate i simply wont use that sword
i respect it
Lmao ds4 is so good though
ds4 is boring
then larp as a pirate
get eyepatch
it was cool when it was a niche rare thing nobody used but now every tom dick and meta uses it
I mean I don’t even use it but I recognize it’s good
b o r i n g
Damn I haven't used ds4 since fgs
“Yeah nobody uses this FGS thing. It’s super niche!”
Tru needs buff. Make it faster
i do miss deimos. thinking i'll delete my 3 old builds that i wont ever use, and see if i can make a decent build on my own, then check with pro builds see how i did
Bully club, two handed arbie maul
If you go voidblast or inferno it’s a great pick
ye i need something for horde clearing for sure, or at the very least cc
well YEAH
SOULBLAZE TRAUMA
Man I would love DD to give some attack speed
imma do build stuff while waiting for dom
Just to go full FGS blender
Some of the shit I see
FGS + IAG for maximum fun combo
reconlas more gooderer
Whoa what the fuck!!!? AGENT YOU LIAR
You get more data?

Hence the thief statement ahhhhh
Damn that is really close. I guess it’s more of a “RMB better/more shriek vs soulblaze damage better/special hunter”
It's close so far. Still gathering data
maybe after 100 matches it will be meaningful
Maybe.
I'm also not doing this to prove a point
I know it’s for love of numbers
I'm doing this because spreadsheets are fun
I like knowing stuff too
Most sane psyker playe
i am in love with shotgun wizard
i got to do the "bad sounds" map with the giant fan you have to turn off and it was mostly non-carapace
i did so much murder
it was unholy
Unholy, you say?
Indeed, practically chaotic
It’s also just comically fun to play
First havoc I’ve popped myself in a while tho, you are at 100 with it at basically all times
Went in for a rub to KO a captain and boop 
He’s playing like an arbiter lite! Just shotgun all the time
Sounds like wildfire is the teeniest bit better for you
Seems to be. Not by any significant amount
No but wildfire can lead to the hilarious random special kill combo with kinetic flayer
"Huh, I killed a sniper? There was a sniper?"
i find that usually such a situation stems from shriek and not wildfire or kf
I don't use shriek but I see what you mean
Since the last patch, I have a ec 2014 / 2001 error every run after 1 min or 2.... Am I the only one?
game is totally unplayable
so what is it then? inferno bubble or somesuch?
Aye
sorry to hear that but i cannot help
i assume you have tried validating files?
or updated mods if you run them
yeah
do the errors themselves offer any insight on what might be wrong?
updated drivers recently?
graphic drivers yeah
Not really, 2001 is just "non-existing channel" and just a server disconnection I guess. 2014 is pong_timeout which is probably the same thing essentially
may or may not have had an impact
but the problem is network related
Pong
the machine spirit works in mysterious ways
Fat shart racist
i've mostly been playing wow lately
Ok game time
every mob start sliding and well, disco
Fair enough….we all take breaks. I am sure it was cause you were getting flamed here

me and hex doing event but ill join after
no it's more that R🐝🍵s kind of killed my desire to play
plus expansion launch so i have to scam people for gold to pay rent
but yeah
getting flamed is actually inconsequential
Ohhhh man and I thought I resented the rentacops
Look if you scam people on WoW you are immune to flames
You ARE the flames
i only scammed people for a little bit of gold, which i then scammed myself for (investment that didn't pay off)
That was said without judgement
Damn WoW has become the new crypto
You’re a crypto bro KAT
look all i'm saying is, if people didn't want to get scammed, they should check the market for the price of the parts of the thing they're buying
not my fault they paid me slightly more than i paid for the sum of the parts
free money is free money
i would consider that a scam
Outrageous
This is fucking trading penny stocks or algorithm trading hahaha
I respect the hustle
i take 8 stocks and turn them into a fund
sell the fund to someone at "reduced" price
buy 8 more stocks, repeat
Is like buy orders on steam for 10% of the item cost.
I guess that’s the difference between a German and an Austrian huh?
money achieved
markets gonna market
they have since plummeted
Oh no
every now and then i would get messages from people that got wise to what i was doing
Hahahahaha yeah it’s crazy the online market for digital products
Maybe, there are areas in Germany with a stereotype related to money
"why are you asking this much when the parts are cheaper?"
yes my friend that is the scam i'm running now be quiet
“How else am I motivated to do this if not for profit?”
What is being sold and what parts? (I don't want to scroll up)
Making gamers mad?
Then sell it for like... 70%~profits.
WoW something
in particular, something called Darkmoon Cards
SMH
The deep lore of Kat the Scammer?
People who buy something with that name deserve a scam
Time and labor costs money, fine to charge for that. Not a scam 
in essence you combine the right cards into a deck and then you can exchange that for a good piece of starter gear
Look I know zero about you but it is completely in character with what I DO know about you that you would craft and sell ”Darkmoon Cards”
thing is, buying the cards and turning them into a deck is zero labor
labor was making the things
If it’s zero labor nobody would buy it
I used to hustle people for rare trash in guild wars forever and ever ago 😂 that was a scam, I’d get a fortune for something worth pennies
it's just that the asking price at the market for the full thing is higher than the individual parts too
so i can offer a "discount" in relation
and still come out on top
didn't last too long though
but hey, everyone involved thinks they got a good deal
the ones making the cards got their sale, i scammed someone who thought they got a good deal
everyone wins
You’re not scamming that’s just arbitrage
This honestly sounds like financial speculation. So a job and work haha
it is honestly
Cost for gathering all the pieces 
You’re making money on the diff between buy and sell on various components, not faking the value of the items
Kat is trying too hard to be considered a scammer 
Sourcing
Yeah does she know that’s a negative English word?
the next layer (that didn't pay off) is that you can only exchange these decks for the appropriate piece of gear every other week so the actual gear piece would go up in value on the off weeks
Probably, Austrian education is not that bad 
bought some more cards before the turn-in week, hoping to sell them after the next turn-in week as finished products
Their painting classes seem to have some serious side effects tho
But the oxygen is lower up in those mountains
but unfortunately i did not account for the addition of catchup gear in that timeframe, so they became less relevant
so ended up losing some on that
does Illisi have guaranteed crits on its special?
No
not unless you make it so
bloodthirsty chain time
Blizzard is diabolical to make this complicated of an in game economy and have such mediocre games lately
The real hustle is always the off market transactions
I'm only asking because I can't make it not crit in the psykhanium
so either it has absurd crit rate or I'm unbelieveably lucky
look at your blessings
Are you using the guaranteed crit blessing? 
the people make the economy
it is what it is
Most games have banned off market stuff because people like me made such a mint
not using bloodthirsty
Scamming the rubes
I have precog and deflector lol
really now
i mean it would be cool if true
Yeah but having off weeks and buyweeks?
they made it better actually
wait hang on I might be stupid
it used to just be one week per month to turn these in 😂
I think the word is biweekly actually 
Speaking of scams…..
Eve online had the ability to sell shares in a “corporation” and then pay dividends with it + a forum where you could market it. I did so many pump and dumps for a few months to avoid having to actually grind cash I was able to stay subscribed for many many years 😂 that’s scamming
crit weakspot has a different color than normal crit right? for damage numbers?
i respect it
I only just realized I was exclusively hitting heads lol
Smh
should have different hitmarker too
like orange doublecross is crit headshot
doublecross is headshot
orange is crit
The beauty of English is that I can insist it is in fact buyweekly and then make it so through slang and urban dictionary. It’s a week in which things can be bought instead of the week in which they cannot be
gotcha
It’s amazing the number of people who believe that in a video game with no courts and no enforcement of contract that you will actually give them money Tuesday for money they give you today
I am combining words!
Very German
some mod reverses the colors, forgot which one
biweekly and bimonthly can mean the same thing depending on how you want to interpret it
every two weeks? twice a month? find out!
also does the illisi special have infinite cleave?
no but it has a lot
if not, what's the cleave value?
Umfahren is the opposite of umfahren
Okay Eve is so fucking insane. Just absolutely bonkers
VERY important distinction
What the fuck
It’s ok, it’s just a fun game to scam people in
Now I’m too old to have time to part people from their money for my own entertainment
in particular, one means to run something over, one to drive around something
No it’s crazy to me that guilds have real world money tied into a fucking game. Actual money is lost during wars
But
They
Are
The
Same
Word
oh i'm not going that far don't you worry
different intonation!
i just pay my subscription with ingame gold
UMfahren vs umFAhren 
Yeah you seem like a very risk averse scammer
Just when I was starting to love German
Yeah I love that English uses both Latin and Greek prefixes for stuff it makes no sense
That's what you get when your language is just 3 languages in a trenchcoat
3?
Not enough
Proto-German, Frisian, French, Nordic, Greek, Latin. More I am probably forgetting
c'est épique
Sushi, feng shue, seppuku
Gesundheit, Angst, Zeitgeist
Oh I love me a good zeitgeist usage
Makes me reach for my top hat and snuffbox
Ya know I am starting to think you’re a drow
Schadenfreude is awesome
what makes you say that
I mean we are all here to see UnsanctionedPsyker to fall 3 flights of stairs right?
i'm more a fan of seeing R🐝🍵s get barreled
Lots of that is happening
Almost too much
An excellent scene specially with the armor
I really want to click it, but I also really want to save all peak Minthara dialog for my playthrough 
Save it
Its before act 3 so you are very likely to actually experience it lmao
Imagine how sad I was when I learned you can't recruit her until act 2 
every word out of this woman's mouth is peak
Our raid on the grove will be legendary
I mean….there are reasons you will find out

I've been thinking about playing Runescape again. It's been probably 5 years since my last relapse into the game. Maxed out my RS3 character and got bored. But with all the popularity OSRS has right now, it's tempting.
Sounds chill and relaxing to be honest
Yeah. RS3 was nice for AFKing and numbers going up
I never hear that, I always knock her out and take her stuff in act 1 😂
It’s free money!
I do not negotiate with goblins, I walk in and burn everything
Will be my second playthrough after I'm done with this one and I plan to go proper evil 
I snuck through the goblin camp and threw or shoved every single one into the bottomless pits.
It’s official Six is a METAGAMER
You didn’t feed em all to the spiders? I love tossing them in there with thunder abilities 😂
On honor mode difficulty the spiders are kind of pushovers unless you do it one at a time and that can take a while lmao
The fall is pretty good still + I’m pretty sure the one boss makes them his buds now
It is fun to convince them to help
I think I threw the Hobgoblin miniboss down there, and he killed the spiders
I felt sad about that
I talked with animals them one time and after that I just barbecued em
No peace between man and spider 😤
Also I hoarded every single explosive barrel in the game in my camp chest
I’m planning to use them in the final fight
All of them
Not quite sure about the logistics of that due to the sheer weight but I’m sure I’ll figure something out
Act 3 spoiler, relevant to weight: ||I thought you were supposed to get Wyll's dad's body out of the undersea prison, so I kept save scumming to figure out a way to save everyone and also carry the body out||
Oh man that mission has turned into stupid shenanigans so many times everytime I run it
I used... a lot of Haste.
I think my D'urge was sprinting like 200 feet per turn and opening all the doors
It’s difficult when you honor mode it…….ill tell you sometime when I don’t have to worry about spoilers
? No it isn’t
You literally just open a gate in front of the dad and he walks in
When you do it with the goal of get everyone out and save dad
No deaths no save scumming
I got everyone out on honor mode 🤷♀️ it was easy
||So when you teleport him out you need to wait until the spiders appear. Otherwise they appear INSIDE THE SHIP||
I mean 😂
Because I wasn’t doing any goofiness or cheese I didn’t have to worry about that
I walked him out, the cutscene I didn’t know played, I gated him
||and yeah you can make them harmless with some concentration spells but then THEY WILL EXPLODE DURING THE CINEMATIC OR RIGHT AFTER||
I was even missing spells because I didn’t realize I wouldn’t get a rest
Look some of us jump into honor mode and don’t read ahead about how encounters play out…. We just go “teleport in first round that’s a good idea!”
I didn’t know what would happen, I just had dimensional gate because I use it a lot
For stuff
Did the spiders appear?
Yeah
See I was too efficient
Yep
The cutscene played after I already gated him which was funny
I did honor mode as my first run so I didn’t really know what would happen at any point
Is honor mode in BG3 as punishing as in DOS2?
Scariest part was when some demon jumped me in that big temple 😂
It’s like hard mode but only a single save that the game maintains and if you party wipe it deletes it
DOS2 is the first game I played with permadeath. Didn't fully grasp what it entailed and took a fight I knew I would lose.
I told him to pound sand as I do with anyone evil looking who wants to negotiate and then he was like “me and forty of my closest friends will shoot you”. Well, misty step minthara said actually go fuck yourself smite biatch
You can still revive characters but you need to not all go down
So just as punishing. Gotcha
Do what I do when shit goes bad: run the fuck away
I almost got wiped by the owlbear and the spider boss in act 1
It was the bridge troll in DOS2's 2nd act.
He amused me
He has like 5x as much health as the previous boss, heals each round, and can one-bop anyone when you first meet him
I decided to negotiate because he claimed to be a legitimate tax collector which I thought was hilarious
I was feeling cocky after steamrolling all of act 1 with 2 characters
Did not realize that I couldn't reload a save, ha.
I remember murdering every living thing on tutorial island to max my level
Did you go with the lone wolf thing? I loved the duo of Lohse and psycho elf
I think I did, yeah
My duo was always Fane and Red Prince
Great stuff. I made the elf grow tentacle or something
I did support/summoner Fane + transmog/2h Prince
Will someone steal my blue fire?
I think I did one shooting fireballs and the other stabbing people and both able to fly
noes. We do event or havoc?
The event seems easy
Any game that allows summoning, I will summon.
My Skyrim characters don't turn into stealth archers, they turn into dual-summon monsters
btw, should I run Riposte or Relentless Strikes on my DS4 as a Blaze Trauma psyker?
Relentless would help with single target stuff that doesn't die to a single heavy (Ogryn enemies primarily, including Plogryns), but Riposte would help with getting crits on the staff for more reliable warpflame stacks, and as a result more Warp Charges (I run In Fire Reborn with both the Burgeratus and Blazeblast staff builds)...
I'm fine with whatever. I just need more H40 data to feed the spreadsheet
I need you to join cos this random guy joined
Does Riposte carry across weapons?
I did scum one thing in honor mode. I told vlaakith to pound sand and got the dialog induced game over which I thought was unfair 😂
It does not.
"Grants additional crit chance (see values below) for 6s. Procs on successfully dodging enemy melee or ranged attacks (except Gunners, Reaper, Sniper), and disabler attacks (Pox Hound jump, Trapper net, Mutant grab). 'Successful dodge' means dodging an enemy attack that is locked on the player with an accordingly timed dodge or sliding action. Can be refreshed during active duration. Despite the buff icon staying after weapon swap, the buff does not benefit ranged weapons (including melee special actions)."
You can always just leave the group
he been waiting in vc for ages
So says the sacred scrolls
what the absolute f is that bullshit?! I always thought it still worked for ranged...
I can find the specific code if you'd like, but I trust Kuli's descriptions
Lemme see if work needs anything from me
@hearty wolf Work does need a thing. I will be a bit.
ok
then again, it is crit chance, so it could just be bad luck when it came to testing...? (very unlikely, but its at least possible that Riposte was (initially) meant to work when swapping...?)
based
unfortunately for the people in there, 90% of the time i do not even go there
How do you folks replay games so much?
I can barely do it unless it's like a 5 year gap in between
Like, I already know all the puzzles and traps and combats. There's nothing new to find. And I hate being evil, so my playthroughs are pretty similar each time
for me it was different difficulties and engaging in nonsense
also, co-op
I replayed Oracle of Seasons for the first time in a decade a while back, and I got so bored like halfway through. I already knew how it all played out
Ah. I struggle with that. I don't have a lot of friends, let alone friends who play games and have schedules that line up, and those that do are often so different in playstyle or skill that it feels frustrating more than fun
Weekly D&D is about the best I can do to get people together, and even that's been difficult lately due to life stuff
based
Being evil is mean.
Evil depends on your perspective
I mean, sure. I'm a big proponent of the idea that no one views themselves as evil.
Both narratively and psychologically
Im just chaotic neutral
But I have my own morals and beliefs, and I struggle to set them aside, even in video games
Yeah my replays with BG3 were all cause of friends
False. Ethics are objective
I will not elaborate
And i do not care
That's okay, you are allowed to be wrong
Yeah I take literal psychic damage from doing that in games
But for some reason I don’t mind being evil in TTRPG
Maybe that’s why I can DM
So there's this issue in anthropology/psychology, learned about it in university. Anthropologists are not supposed to interfere with the peoples they are observing, and that can often slide into, "Because it is their culture, it is not wrong." So there has to be a line between, "Cultural differences" and "Objectively bad."
I wonder if its due to a real voice and likeness being ascribed to the characters your decisions affect
Prime directive
academics suck at ethics idc
Yeah, I have a lot fewer issues doing Bad Things in my writing or DMing.
the more educated you are the more likely you are to think weird and messed up stuff is alright
"Can the chicken breast give consent?"
I dunno….sometimes I look straight into my players eyes when I ask them what their last thought is before death….
Then I smile
I mean, I am agreeing with you. I am saying that new academics are bad at separating cultural norms from objectively bad things.
sorry, I meant to agree as well
Like, mutilation or torture or systemic discrimination are bad, regardless of cultural reasons.
It’s like I feel more responsible or something vs TTRPG is like “oops my consequences”
I mean tabletop is not that far removed from checkers when you compare it to videogames imo
In writing or DMing, I control the consequences.
at the end of the day they are just abstract ideas represented by static pieces on a table
video games simulate aliveness better
Ehhhhhhh depends on the game and I tell you what I have yet to play a video game where I have to come up with the skill check for “hiding bombs up my butt before I get sent to prison”
😭 lmfao maybe thats why it isnt so serious
Slight of hand + constitution
I was thing along the lines of 100 destruction ala elder scrolls
That same session I revealed to a character that the older brother she thought was dead was actually the death knight running the prison and I narrated his death at her hands as she smited him and he disintegrated into white fire with just two words drifting on the air as she fell to her knees cradling his form as it turned to ash
“Thank you…”
But sure you can use lube and bombs i guess
Nah a 1 means you forgot they were impact bombs and you clenched a little too hard
gorilla SA
Course then the next problem was that she pulls them out in the cell and doesn’t have a lighter OR magic cause duh the prison has an ANTIMAGIC aura
D&D is just advanced rock, paper, scissors
You know what I hate? DMs who make a nat 20 a failure. Like, "I want to slap this peasant for being a piece of shit." DM says to roll for it. Nat 20. "You slap his head clean off."
No, fuck that. Nat 20 means success to the player's exact goals.
Yeah I usually ask specifically what they want and then give them more.
In my new campaign I am introducing a mechanic that probably already exists. But do you want a 20? You can use it on any skill check and tell me what happens BUT I get to swap a natural 1 for any skill check I want
Pf2 having gradations of success is something I really like about and try to incorporate into my games
My players are level 20+1, so I make a lot of generalizations like, "You're functionally demigods in your areas of expertise. Even if you roll a nat 1 on this thing, you're probably not going to fail that badly."
Yeah we are getting close to that in Faerun with level 15 characters.
“Yeah you definitely run and acrobatics up onto the wagon moving at 35 mph then yes you kick the handbrake and survive this giant armored wagon filled with stuff rolling and crashing killing everyone but you somehow
Monks in 2024 are a menace again
@ripe obsidian :o
With the wizard and bard buffing him, my monk player can run at like 110 mph
Sorry, my partner needs me to drive her to the doctor in ~20 minutes. Chronic illness is hitting her hard today.
@tulip kettle
I should be free afterward
aw ok, hope things go okay
Yeah good vibes Six
I mean, I want every player to feel powerful in their niche. My goal is to give them their power fantasies.
Oh for sure it’s just doing the math for demigods
I want them to feel powerful but I also want to be exact in my descriptions of them making physics their bitch
you know what you must do
At one point I had to math how high the half-ton Tortle PC could fly before a spell wore off, then how fast they would fall in that distance, and how much force would result from the collision.
The cleric used Death Ward to prevent the Tortle from dying instantly, but I had her god's emissary show up like, "What the fuck was that?! If you use that spell in that way again, you're getting cut off."
Which was my way of saying the plan was cool, but I'm not letting you trivialize every fight by turning the barbarian into a nuke.
has anyone had increased problems with unintentionally downing yourself w/ peril since the latest ""hot""""fix""
i keep trying to whip out melee and push, and instead i cast another fucking explosion and since i was switching because i was at 100% peril of course i explode
Skill iss-
That has been a thing for me for a while tbh
no, SKULL ISSUE (i cast brain burst)
Bruh my eldritch knight and the tortle barbarian did this shit with vortex warp. Teleport raging barbarian 90 feet up and have him fall onto the dragon.
I basically was like “tortle roll a con save and dragon roll dex save”
Now roll all your hit dice and that’s how much damage both take (accounting for successes)
this reminds me of a critcrab story
insane title too
https://youtube.com/shorts/0pZPCac3F2g?si=bFMZReLwhDJroqXF
this sounds like your players
"psycho paladin goes berserk, slays dragon, changes gender"
Lmao tomb of horrors had a magic doorway that swapped gender and alignment….i changed it to just alignment hahaha
in this case there was a death and resurrection of some kind inbetween
Haha
Sounds about right
Afterwards it's a "no skull issue" 
2 boss fights ago they willingly chose to kill themselves with an antimagic field (as like half the party is only alive due to magic) in order to depower the boss enough that the Paladin could just beat him to death
Nah it’s a DH issue
Jesus that’s commitment
No u
I am planning a mechanic for aberrant dragon marks that they get like 4 death revivals (they don’t know that) and every death they come back with better powers.
I am planning this as a psychological study of how many of them will be super reckless for power
Oh the DM for the games at my store had a thing like that, but it was magic items
nein, deine Mutter
The only issue was it started to let an outer god into the world

Oh it’s definitely planned to be connected to A denizen of the plane of madness. It’s Eberron and I’ve got quite a lot planned. Very excited
Gonna raise the level of story and rpg in this mother fucking group
The results of this mechanic was like 2 of the all ages game players playing super recklessly or outright trying to kill himself for stuff

See I want that for me. Right up until they realize there is a set number of revivals
I am contemplating the characters mutating into a flesh warp madness monster after too many times or just perma death
I want to do a Zealot Barbarian that has a stat change for every death avoided with the Undying ability, or whatever it's called. Like, -1 dex and +1 con or something as my body becomes more and more ruined
"ok so what do i get this time?"
"a one-way trip to the abyss, enjoy!"
Niiiiiiiiiiice. Had a character use 3 months of downtime to “learn bludgeoning resistance” by getting beat to death by the barbarian every day. I required like 5 successes in a row and he rolled once for every day. Luckily it didn’t succeed but I gave him +2 to Con
Yeah it should have visible effects every time
Start subtle with just more weird skin around the dragonmark
Then progress to the whole limb getting weird (flavor based on its effect, like bleeding fire or becoming frail and scaly)
Then have it progress beyond the limb onto the torso
And for their last life it eats most of their body
Yeah either that or “here’s your new sheet” mindflayer abomination
Dragon marks according to the lore grow in size requisite with power such that Siberys marks which are the epitome of power and of a dragon mark cover the whole body. So that’s my plan
I think you should play into unique visual effects based on what spells it gives
Oh absolutely
Fire spells giving perpetually burnt skin and fire for blood, ice being pallid and corpse cold, sickness stuff being unnaturally frail for its strength
I am not planning on changing their character’s actual bodies more like:
the flames of your spells now seem reluctant to let go of you when casting. Their color a brilliant violet and the longer you stare into them the more they seem to resemble laughing faces whispering to you joyfully “Consume….destroy…..purify…..”
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None of my players' characters look the same as when they started. Not even close.
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Six broke the pattern.
Bruh you know how hard it is to keep a cohesive and attached story when they change their characters every 6 months??????
I am hoping they mostly got it out of their systems for this next campaign and am gonna offer a west marches style of one shots for days that people miss to provide an outlet
Oh, mine have been the same characters for going on six years
Penance farming is so boring 😭
I let them change classes and feats and stuff if they want, I just need them to provide a good reason
Just give up. Let something be 39/40 for 2 years.
Which penance is this?
Nice this is a 3 year campaign
Mine is throw a nade at a sniper on zealot.
Yeah I did my best to enforce that but it’s still hard to connect a new character to an ongoing story
Helped Deavoid get it and decided that was close enough. 
I think I'm close on some other ones.
Does HD2 have "penances"? 
orders
"take 1 shower"
"Empty the dishwasher"
Reward: 200 medals
Major order: fill out 1 job application
No. There are Steam achievements so I imagine Xbox will have the same
There's like weekly and daily things.
shower is monthly
Are there some for friendly fire?
Kill 100 war striders with LAS-5 Scythe
that one took me like 2 years lol
Major orders are bigger community wide objectives.
Personal orders are you in particular get x thing.
Sad 
YES
i always strive to have the highest kd 
SO MUCH FIRENDLY FIRE
I will follow all orders like a good soldiers
A helldiver never dies, they're just missing in action.
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Friendly fire isn’t friendly
What if I say I'm sorry?
I will only accept sorries from Beans otherwise all others get the 500 kg
Do you even know how much 500kg is? 
how can we even fight for freedom without using freedom units ??
No. I'm American and not a metrologist.
note: do not play event with pox gas modifier 😭
It’s like🫸 🫷this much boom boom
lmao that reads like metrologists aren't American

well, we were almost wiped, someone had rage quit so we had a bot, and this dude named "saver" came in and clutched with like 10 hp upon join 😭 we died in the end anyway but he clutched us twice
The amount of times today i join a game in progress and i am surrounded by 498485 explody bois,IS TOO DAMN HIGH AAAAAAAA
I do not understand the idea of the Net being so dangerous in Cyberpunk. Like, start unplugging shit. Why build this overcomplicated Blackwall to keep out rogue AIs. And why do corporations keep using this semi-secure playground? It's not hard to build your own local network.
Take some scissors and cut cables in the data center.
I think it only became a problem when they started to reconnect hubs. And apparently the AI themselves and even rogue net running groups are trying to break the wall down
I guess in essence: people are dumb
Friends play?
Them rogue AI will infect and fck everything up unless wall
No one:
Psykers: (head explodes)
Lmaoooo!
ye just finished eatin im down now
I am done feeding the monsters
😮 monsters ?!?
damn i got a good clip and it got so fucked up 😭
Ye. 6 cats (5 indoor; 1 outdoor). One is particularly monstery.
?
No 
Somehow no.
im sure the fluffy little muder machines are innocent of all charges.
crazy cat potato?
Why not rebuild from scratch? Like, make new networking hardware, cut old fiber lines
Just destroyed a continent
I just got home. Give me a minute to get settled and I probably can. Preferably no voice chat. Is a bad brain day.
I am logging in.
🚬 still works better than the game rn
Sniper gauntlets are so fun
Had some more amazing dreams today
Was sick since last night so I had the pleasure of fever induced dreams on top of noon napping effect weirdness
go on its just a rave
event on heresy, loss after loss after loss, normal damnation, absolutely killed it

well, "normal" with pox hound modifier
even got DH'd and didnt die
this event is just
"please go away"
idr who it was saying there was no modes to prepare for havoc... i think this is it
I mean I think the biggest hiccup for havoc transition is the idea of multiple bosses and the horde
yall real question, why is here like, an actual chat, with normal people, then i dare check general and every time its unhinged 
so like, mortis trials?
i dont think many people do mortis
Yeah but mortis trials give you super powers
There are no super powers in havoc except the ones the baddies have
even so, its still a challenge before getting thrown into havoc

Sure I guess it’s a good half step
like, ok, theres 3 monstrosities and a boss, which do we fight first, kind of deal
What is it now?
Looks like zealot chat escaped again
Good job
What gets me about this clip is the lack of hesitation. No time to think just immediate and instinctive reaction to blow up barrel and friend
Trained response
i did and my mouse died mid-game
very cool when suddenly everyone else goes down
unfortunately didn't have too much fun
Crazy
pain....
its ok game would have crashed anyways
i havent played since i crashed mid game yesterday if i crash again im taking a break
I'm definitely taking a break
maybe voidstrike bubble knight isn't exactly the way
u want to play arby
perhaps better with assail and reconlas
i would rather get eaten by big e
Oooof
arby is only fun when i see them kiss the ground
like why are you horizontal
just breathe for unlimited toughness
trash class honestly
Welp time to go boom boom for event credit
WHAT IS THIS!?!?
Mortis trials
YOU ARE CURSED
I got yeeted and missed it.
there were more off map barrels in this than our event run
this dude legit quit directly after getting revived
Approximately half my damage was boss damage
ogryn player before havoc: "whys ur staff 390"
ogryn constantly during havoc: "WITCH IS KILLIN EM GOOD!"
me after havoc: "that's why it's 390"
(everything is 80 except warp res which is 13)
lmao he chillin
that is very low
"free" version of a game with all dlc 18gb
epic version of a game missing 1 dlc 22gb
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PLEASE let me delete the 2834 different localizations without revalidating
I honestly think that Damnation and higher events are easier cause people know what they are doing
abouut to increase my sample size so we will see
perilmaxxing, sibling
lucky you, i was squadded with someone leveling up a vet, marcus. very well done on his part. we got put with a rando, who was another "I NEED AMMO" in vc
this was on heresy, mind you, but, in damnation it feels like the same stuff
sometimes, its a good squad but we die super quick in the beginning, and sometimes its just... why are you on damnation?
or, "why are you even on heresy"
i get needing to learn but, calling for ammo in comms when you can just, yknow, look for some? 
or, gasp melee a little!?
it mayve been an arby, im 90% sure it was
absolutely getting carried by their doggo
no that was someone else
this one was calling out "help me im dying, im gonna die, im so dead, help" ... was got by dog and we were maybe 40m away, he was fine
today has been a day for it, rant over, sorry 
Sorry buddy 🙁 that sucks. Sometimes that happens
ye marcus is gonna join the discord, if he hasnt already, so hopefully he'll pop in now and again
so, i got him and his friend to be my friend :D so its not a total loss
friends are good
More people to barrel 
They might be crashing
they might be crashing but idk shitheel leavers have been a thing for a long while now
it's kind of weird how they always crash after they go down 🤔
Explosions cause death and crash 
idk why but when a player goes down over and over or gets trapped over and over my mind basically goes into "this is my child now and i must protec" mode
i'll fight a horde at 4hp to get them back up, apparently
and win
@summer prairie
I think you know how to fix this
It's a recent one people spoke about a couple hours ago
O i found it on steam forums
winning
I think it’s crashing. I’ve been having a lot of that too
@zealous wing wanna join us for some event?
Just remember: when you see the burster train, go give it a hug

sure, long as me dying isnt clipped unless its at LEAST 3s of airtime
@tulip kettle
if imma be a victim i want to be a GLORIOUS one
I guess I climb into bed and relive the trapper nightmare for today
That trapper was an MVP.
Not only taking out the Arbitrator, but also pulling you across the line to spawn 2 more bosses
I think it had an emp jammer too because it short circuited my brain into not wanting to kill it
It's my mission to destroy specials
I will remember this
Honestly the single highest value net I have ever seen
Literally wiped the run. We got too good at bossing
We try again when I'm not frazzled from work
I went straight up from bursters then died from the fall damage
4 defensive abilities is pretty goofy.
Can just force your way through any encounter
this was me earlier, was the clip i got that corrupted. it was in the throneside aegis station map, i went from the top, where the batteries go, wayy up and over, all the way to battery one, where an oggy was,,, he tried to save me and got trappered. which, funnily enough, was the same thing that happened last time he tried to save me
This is why I try to make sure I know where the trapper is and to kill it if I can while also moving towards the trappered player... x.x
spamming ping into the poxwalker horde helps, cause you don't ping poxwalkers
So even tho I’m usually the last one alive I rarely pull off a clutch. I’ll usually wipe whatever horde and kill whatever boss only to get got in a comical way. like today I killed a hex host that had eaten two barbies and then wiped the horde that followed it only to get killed when I got stuck on a single random pox walker when the bot went down, got distracted by trying to get my bubble to work (idk why, it wasnt) which got me shot by a sniper I was fully aware of 😂 idk why this is such a routine thing for me. Or like another clutch I get to the guys in need of rescue after successfully clearing up everything that had caused bother only for a trapper to walk up to me in full view and trap me because.. idk? I just didn’t connect the circuits on it. I can deal with them instantly with snapshots behind me in complex horde fights using only echolocation but a single one walking around to the front with nothing else around apparently exploits some kind of gap in my brain
The classic “what was that behind me”
Bonk.
damn i just QP'd into someones malice, dueled rinda by myself, only lost 20 hp.
(the OG player left)
Someone was pretty new, it seems.
Holy shit
Idiot doesn’t realize that WE gatekeep not him
I have no idea what made him so mad, ha
I was using fuckin' SG Voidstrike of all things
Did he not like that I outdamaged him?
You barely used any melee
Like, I could do the exact same thing with any melee weapon. I only used it for poking dogs and mutants
20 k is like a handful of elites
Whoa was this auric event? Kudos on bringing voidstrike
Voidstrike is fun. Scrier's Gaze Voidstrike is goofy
Unlimited bowling balls
Don’t have to tell me twice
I'm just so perplexed by this reaction
I think 200 of my levels were with voidstrike
I used primarily Voidstrike until Havoc came out
He clearly doesn’t have the damage breakdown and is probably looking at total. Knows voidstrike sucks so assumes you used DS (which is OP lmao) to blame for you beating his damage?
Love it when people tell me how to play a PVE game
Just silently judge don’t loudly do it
Once you add a scoreboard of any kind, this happens.
Scoreboard is just so I can judge my own performance and steal builds from people who do well
Some ppl get mad if they aren't topping every chart.
Look I get it but people prone to that will just vibe judge even without scoreboard. “I feel like I am better than you”
Green circles or even the orange highlights do the same.