psyker-class

[supple dock]

I have a fast reaction time and I use surge

fuck you

[lethal lagoon]

[strong gulch]

You could just move to the side while my brain buffers.

Also thanks you surge staff. 🙏

[supple dock]

wtf do you mean sure

[lethal lagoon]

[lyric burrow]

idk if i use anything in DT that actually uses my reaction time

tknives ig

[lethal lagoon]

Reaction time probably hurts on trappers

[supple dock]

[lyric burrow]

yeah trappers i dont have issue reacting to

although i still lose the sound que 50/50 sometimesa

[lethal lagoon]

[supple dock]

what do you mean by this no 🧢

[lethal lagoon]

If you react slow enough to the first trapper sound queue, you'll dodge at the right time technically.

[spice veldt]

eat yoshi

[supple dock]

..

oooooh

That's right

I hear the trapper sound and I dodge and still get netted sometimes

[lethal lagoon]

Cause there's two sounds

[supple dock]

yeah

[lethal lagoon]

Or there should be, it bugs a lot lmao

[supple dock]

you're right

[lyric burrow]

i almost wonder how much monitor refresh rate helps

[supple dock]

a lot

Holy shit once you go 144 you don't go back

period

[lyric burrow]

oh i meant for the reaction time test

ik 144 is a huge difference generally

[supple dock]

oooh

ok

[lyric burrow]

i couldnt play below 144 anymore

im on 175 atm

[lethal lagoon]

170

[plucky flax]

I prefer blaze trauma personally (pls buff)
But surge it absolutely best in term of efficiency and ease of play

[lyric burrow]

which 144-175 isnt actually a huge difference it just happened to come with the monitor which i bought for the panel

[lethal lagoon]

I literally just bought whatever was on sale because no matter how much I spend on a PC my brain just goes "nope" on anything else

[plucky flax]

How do you get 144+ fps? I can't with my pc

[lethal lagoon]

[plucky flax]

Low settings?

[lyric burrow]

i dont actually hit 175 in DT i stay around 80-100 on max settings 1440p but the panel is QD-OLED so the response time and smoothness is still really good

despite not being at 175hz

in game

i have considered dropping settings a bit

but its generally not a huge difference

[lethal lagoon]

Oh I get what he meant now

[strong gulch]

Mine is on 60. Higher and I get sick.

[lethal lagoon]

30 vs 60 I don't notice, but 60 vs 90 I notice, so I try to do 90 when I can

[lyric burrow]

i for sure notice once i get to 60ish but im just very used to 144

depends on game though

[spice veldt]

so sad that my computer can't reach it

[lyric burrow]

that is unfort

DT is kinda stupidly hard to run though

[lunar hollow]

🙂

[lyric burrow]

i stg

[lunar hollow]

[lyric burrow]

i sat in that VC

for an hour

listening to that

i know what you are going to say

[onyx sentinel]

how have i not heard of PowerBI PowerDI before

[supple dock]

SNAIIIPPAARRR

holy shit

[potent echo]

Same battery life as my 6 year old phone

[marble crater]

Shit is right

[potent echo]

Literally half of the max lmao

[plucky flax]

I like high ammo count on most guns.

Columbus infantry scaling however is super forgiving

Op gun

[potent echo]

Nerf

[dense valley]

I feel like I fell for the DD memes no matter how hard I try Siphon always end up dealing like at least 25% more dmg on top of all the utility

[ornate hamlet]

Okay siblings... Just hear me out....

[lethal lagoon]

No.

[ornate hamlet]

It's dumpstat in this case is the damage because you don't get this weapon for the damage, you get it for its high damage with high reload speed. While yes, mobility is a more appropriate option, you're going to be downing targets by mashing on the button anyway. Crucian roulette is better than surgical because you're going to be fanning the hammer with this on big targets. Terrifying barrage is locked in ...

@lethal lagoon Then don't listen...

TB is locked in to quickly suppress a pocket of enemies if you have to. Def. a meme gun.... And Imma try it out.

[lethal lagoon]

[half iron]

meanie.

[lethal lagoon]

I would first test a revolver with and without TB in the pysch, it really isn't impactful

[ornate hamlet]

Sound advice

[upper sun]

my struggle is finally over

the perfect surge

[supple dock]

https://tenor.com/qeoxzGlGgIS.gif

[lethal lagoon]

Terrifying barrage, crit damage, and run n gun

[upper sun]

@upper sun@supple dockFEAR MY POTENTIAL

[supple dock]

oh SHIT

[lethal lagoon]

Oh wow, every time you post a weapon in here you just take huge Ls

[supple dock]

suck my perfect dick

[upper sun]

ok cell

[supple dock]

[lethal lagoon]

Cell kinda hot though

[regal jasper]

God this load-out makes me so happy

[upper sun]

i find the illisi pairs better with void tbh

[supple dock]

both are fine since void just does both

[lethal lagoon]

You guys melee on void?

[upper sun]

yeah valid

[regal jasper]

I’ve been using this stuff since pre cross play but only recently got better rolls for everything

[lethal lagoon]

Void is a build by itself

[regal jasper]

I melee sometimes

I like switching between the 2

Shards are also yummy

[upper sun]

just staff bash

[dense valley]

What is the better blessing on voidstrike to pair with Nexus ? Surge or Flurry ?

[regal jasper]

Peep the fit tho

[regal jasper]

I like surge

But im not the best with build help lol

[vestal fulcrum]

Both are valid

[regal jasper]

I guess just preference

[ornate hamlet]

Surge with the right most keystone imo

[dense valley]

ye im still on the fence bout these 2

[vestal fulcrum]

Surge = occasional burst, Flurry = consistency

[ornate hamlet]

With surge. you become ... unstoppable.

[dense valley]

My tree take presciene and crit node with 5% crit on the staff also

[ornate hamlet]

Reliable burst if you can make your headshots

[dense valley]

so pretty crit heavy

[regal jasper]

I love true aim

[upper sun]

holy shit

[regal jasper]

But alas my aim isn’t true

[ornate hamlet]

Its easy with voidstrike

[upper sun]

theres zero dif between 64% warp res surge and 80%

[ornate hamlet]

Aime for the shoulders

[regal jasper]

Yeah

[ornate hamlet]

not the head.

( I usually aim a bit high when trying to hit the head, so I aim for shoulders)

[regal jasper]

Riposte on my sword is beautiful

Same with that one buff that makes crits count as a dodge

[dense valley]

I think aiming with void is pretty easy as the 🅱️ alls are huge

[ornate hamlet]

Omg, why didn't I connect that!?

[regal jasper]

Its so yummy

[ornate hamlet]

Hmmm...

I have an idea.

[regal jasper]

Idk how high it stacks

But

I crit alot

Melts monstrosities

[dense valley]

Can the second 🅱️all on Surge crit ?

[ornate hamlet]

This would go good with that crit as dodge talent.

[regal jasper]

I once soloed a chaos spawn while cornered just using my sword

[ornate hamlet]

But then the point of the dodge is to have good crit.

[regal jasper]

Got the achievement for killing a spawn before it grabs anyone

[ornate hamlet]

This is what I got for dodge. I need to utilize that dodge talent more....

Or should I put uncanny strike?

I donno

[regal jasper]

I wish my finesse was a bit higher on my deimos but its good as is

[ornate hamlet]

Oof. Yeah that hurts.

[radiant frigate]

i may not aim true but can strike true (which then causes my aim to be true)

great success

[ornate hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/borat-high-five-gif-5448874

[radiant frigate]

it appears to be in critical condition

[regal jasper]

Its good tho

Probably wont really need to grind for a new one for awhile

[supple dock]

yeah you're fine on that sword

[regal jasper]

My staff is pretty yummy tho

Numbers aren’t numbering in my head tho

How is my staff 27 points over my sword

Nvm

I realized why

Im just stupid

[marble crater]

[regal jasper]

For some reason in my head the blessings were 115 and 120 not 105 and 120

Even tho when i was doing the math i was adding 105

[marble crater]

[rigid sky]

What are you using with DD? It's only worth it on voidstrike and on guns

[dense valley]

Yep, voidstrike

[cinder moon]

biggest downside to DD is when the whole room is soulblazing

you can't see the marked target

[plucky flax]

Not bad

[lethal lagoon]

There, I have a clip for why you don't need KD on EP smite

Also I think I'm done with EP smite for a while. I ran something else, and both times I got downed by a crusher. I've lost too many braincells.

[vestal fulcrum]

I have 0 brain cells while playing Psyker

I am mischief incarnate

[lethal lagoon]

Can you loan me the braincells you aren't using?

[vestal fulcrum]

The brain cells reside in Anticipation skill

Which I never use

[lethal lagoon]

[vestal fulcrum]

And in my (at least) 2 perfect Obscuruses

Which I also never use

[cinder moon]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-sheev-palpatine-unlimited-power-power-force-gif-5073064

[vestal fulcrum]

[radiant frigate]

drain bamage..

[marble crater]

[potent echo]

Strongest void

[lethal lagoon]

What the actual fuck melk

[radiant frigate]

did melk cook?

is that even possible

[lethal lagoon]

Melk drizzled it with his sauce

It's covered in Melky

[upper sun]

bruh

damn

[potent echo]

Broken clock is right twice a day

[lethal lagoon]

[marble crater]

Melk has his moments

[lethal lagoon]

Melk has his melkments

[plucky flax]

Milky

[vestal fulcrum]

Sire Darius Melk the Fourteenth, Lord of the Quartervast, Holder of the Endless March, Warden of the Crux Mortem, Thrice Decorated for Bravery by Lord Dolmar Martialis, and scion of House Straxamus

Has provided

[lethal lagoon]

Him whos Melkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

[upper sun]

more like a broken calendar thats right once every cosmic reset

[upper sun]

"crawl away worm"

[lethal lagoon]

*Goo goo ga ga I want my Melky melky. *

[ornate hamlet]

Why don't the Ogryns in Warhammer 40k Darktide ever get lost?

|||Because even the warp can't handle that level of confusion!|||

Damn spoiler tag

[lethal lagoon]

Why is my Ogryn nick-named Blunt?

||Because after being offered some weed, he thought he had been poisoned, and used a blunt object to brain the vet who gave it to him.||

[upper sun]

they added a line for the agi asking ogryn why they count their fingers on the ship

its pretty funny

[ornate hamlet]

I'd have assumed the veterans would be cocaine addicts, the psykers appear to me as the weed guys.

Zealots are meth heads.

[upper sun]

loose cannon 100% smokes cadian only when offered

[ornate hamlet]

Or vets might make better drunks.

Drunks make better since because CaDiA

[upper sun]

ye professional is a professional alcoholic

[ornate hamlet]

sense*

[upper sun]

being drunk makes you less angry thats against cadian law

[ornate hamlet]

lol

[lethal lagoon]

I feel like that depends on the person

😨

[upper sun]

yeah

makes me not angry at least

[lethal lagoon]

Samsies

[ornate hamlet]

LMAO!!! OMG this joke

A Psyker and an Ogryn walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What can I get you?"

The Psyker says, "I'll have something strong enough to warp my senses."

The Ogryn thinks for a moment and then says, "Me want same drink, but no warp stuff, okay?"

Ogryn orders a virgin drink without knowing it.

[upper sun]

kek

[stuck sinew]

Barrel of water

[lethal lagoon]

Just a barrel

[ornate hamlet]

Wears it as a helmet

[upper sun]

second surge today

whats happening

[ornate hamlet]

"LOOK SAH. SOOF NEAR!"

I'm not sure if this is a joke or an "Oh no." moment... A Demonhost and a Zealot meet in the subway. The Zealot glares and says, "The Emperor's light shall banish your darkness!"

The Demonhost grins and replies, "Light? Down here? Good luck finding any!"

[lethal lagoon]

You are making me wanna check the store reguarly again

[upper sun]

you already have everything you want/need

im addicted to surges

[lethal lagoon]

I have everything I want already because my standards are pretty low

Except for curios

My curios are nice

I have a bunch of 21s and 17s with nice rolls

[upper sun]

same

at least with curios you get them then forget about them

[dense valley]

yo tf im just healed and a burster killed out right not downed

[upper sun]

tho fuckers are expensive

[dense valley]

is this some kind anew mod

[ornate hamlet]

Wait, isn't the dropship pilot in DT Masouzi?

[upper sun]

was it just one burster or 5 stuck together?

[dense valley]

1

[upper sun]

ye

[ornate hamlet]

Who is Jerrok?

Anyone know?

[upper sun]

i have no idea

theres a bunch of names for randos i think

[plucky flax]

Gud
Now brick it

[upper sun]

theres one in hab dreyko that i dont know

[upper sun]

77% no buy

[plucky flax]

Tru

If not 80% damage its trash

[upper sun]

with surge at least yeah

[vestal fulcrum]

Very good wind Brahmin, you buy

[plucky flax]

With everything

[ornate hamlet]

Looks like ChatGPT 4o is not as great as advertised.

[upper sun]

YES TAKE ALL MY CAPS

[plucky flax]

80% damage purga big damage

[upper sun]

masozi is a 0/10 pilot she nuked me on the bridge in hab dreyko

[lethal lagoon]

Oh, you should upgrade it.

[upper sun]

"the just the tip knife of almost bleeding"

[lethal lagoon]

At least it has the potential to be better than your current one

[ornate hamlet]

I wish trading existed, I'd buy that off you.

I'd use the renaming mod and call it "Just the tip"

[upper sun]

if anyone wants to know what happens if you stand on the middle of hab dreyko bridge when it gets hit you just get teleported to one side without taking anydamage

[lethal lagoon]

That's interesting.

[lethal lagoon]

Unironically better than your current dagger

[supple dock]

fuck you

[lethal lagoon]

[ornate hamlet]

Oh my god.

That is the perfect meme dagger

Just the tips with attacking and you gotta be slappin folks.

[tight plank]

What the hell is going on here

[tight plank]

Why we upgrading stinky weapons

[supple dock]

because i'm rich enough to

[lethal lagoon]

Cause it's better than his current weapon

[tight plank]

Proof?

[supple dock]

not dockets or melk money wise but

@abstract arch has like 7x my resources

[ornate hamlet]

Dump ammo to be immune to ranged. on a 6% thats hilarious.

[tight plank]

Can I have some plasteel

[supple dock]

lmao no i don't give to the poors

[lethal lagoon]

[tight plank]

Also how in the fuck do u have more plasteel than the other shit

Have u just like never upgraded anything or just farmed on low difficulty missions

[potent echo]

That's kinda normal in the long run

[lethal lagoon]

His standards for greys is super high, unless it's a dagger.

[tight plank]

The opposite happens in the long run

Atleast if ur upgrading stuff

[supple dock]

we're gonna fucking fight

[lethal lagoon]

You can spend gold cap on greys and still not get a 380

[ornate hamlet]

Why cant I stop watching this emoji?

[potent echo]

Once you already have all the weapons you want diamantine will never surpass plasteel

[lethal lagoon]

[radiant frigate]

i also have more plasteel than diamantine

[supple dock]

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE LOW DIFFICULTY

[radiant frigate]

not by much but still

[ornate hamlet]

Appeal gone.

[lethal lagoon]

[tight plank]

Yes

[potent echo]

Malestorm

[ornate hamlet]

Yes. You only had one match with one bot in it. Where's the rest of them?

[lethal lagoon]

I just lost another subscription to my Amongsly

[tight plank]

Man it’ll take me roughly 3k hours at this rate

[upper sun]

the threat level balance is all over the place in this game

[potent echo]

Just play during the plasteel bug era

[upper sun]

some heresy missions feel easier than malice

[potent echo]

[upper sun]

while damnation feels like heresy on some days and maelstrom on others

[supple dock]

public heresy missions are harder than auric

[tight plank]

The what now, did I miss something while I was on break

[potent echo]

The biggest price to pay for staying away from the game

[lethal lagoon]

I tested that theory and did an auric heresy solo with bots, it was easier than quickplay heresy.

[upper sun]

play a heresy mission with a modifier its dirt easy

[potent echo]

There was a period of a few weeks where upgrades didn't cost any plasteel

[tight plank]

Bruh

Tf

[upper sun]

[potent echo]

Ezgame

[tight plank]

I wish I had played there

[supple dock]

LMAO

[thorn cedar]

oh yea, forgot about that

[spice veldt]

it refunded 80% plasteel on rejoining the mourningstar more specifically

[thorn cedar]

you couldnt avoid it lol

[tight plank]

Man why didn’t I know of that

[potent echo]

Same energy

Because the devs didn't want you to know

[tight plank]

I would’ve updated this game just to cheese some shit

Cut the unfun part out

[potent echo]

It was an open secret on the discord

[lethal lagoon]

I remember once while leveling I had done like 80-90% of a malice while soloing, and the moment someone joins, they barrel me and I get wombo comboed.

[supple dock]

TRUE

But when I was leveling I got to 30 on purely malice

[potent echo]

It was a few months before the big patch13 I think

Or a few weeks

[tight plank]

I’ve almost done 0 dmg taken mission in auric5 maelstrom but it always ends up with some twat barreling me

[lethal lagoon]

I feel like for their first char everyone just used malice to get to 30, at least pre 13

[lethal lagoon]

I earned the untouchable penance while getting ASS.

[supple dock]

true

[lethal lagoon]

I was kinda surprised I literally never got untouchable until recently lmao

[tight plank]

I want that penance done on maelstrom without playing like a pussy

[supple dock]

I haven't gotten it yet but I'm gonna try to manage it with 90 toughness

[tight plank]

Or that one time when I jumped down the stairs and took ONE dmg

[lethal lagoon]

No quit out crew

[tight plank]

Cried a little on the inside

[lethal lagoon]

I got it purely by accident, cause it was my 5th ASS mission.

Pub ASS was brutal

[potent echo]

Just a small flex

[lethal lagoon]

More like I literally sweat so much I had to change shirts

[supple dock]

lmao

[candid dawn]

real playas do the 10 auric missions penance on maelstroms without cheesing

[lethal lagoon]

Too much effort for a purple title

[candid dawn]

i want a shinier title than ASS where you have to go 5 auric maelstrom missions without getting damaged

[lethal lagoon]

I'd rather ASS just count quit outs as deaths

And have a 10 and 15 version

[supple dock]

i wish

titles didnt exist

[upper sun]

just give me shiny nomad

[lethal lagoon]

I wish they wern't color coded personally

[marble crater]

I did half of them in maelstrom while going for ASS

[lethal lagoon]

Cause grey and orange look fine, but blue and purple look mid

[marble crater]

Blue might look good, I haven't seen anyone in my games use it yet

[upper sun]

i have nomad i use it on zealot

[lethal lagoon]

I meant more gold and grey look like you picked them on purpose, blue looks like you picked whatever you had

[supple dock]

TRUE unless they come out with a super based blue title name

[lethal lagoon]

My fellow anixous overthinker get's me

[supple dock]

Like "Dick slinging slayer"

[tight plank]

Wait, it doesn’t count if u quit?

[lethal lagoon]

And there's a boss named richard that gives you the title

[tight plank]

Wot

[lethal lagoon]

No.

[tight plank]

What the fuq

[lethal lagoon]

It's a free title

[supple dock]

It does not count

[lethal lagoon]

[tight plank]

I did not know lmao

[vestal fulcrum]

Or, to make it not as ass to complete due to disconnects and whatnot, leave = run invalidated (not a success, not a loss)

[lethal lagoon]

Hence the challenge is to do it PUB without quit outs

[lethal lagoon]

It's already like that?

I'd prefer they'd do it just like how online games with Hardcore operate, real life matters.

And this is speaking as someone without fiber

Making quit outs count as deaths is the only way to make the title hard to get

[supple dock]

They sell pills for that

[lethal lagoon]

Additive fiber fucks me up real hard

[vestal fulcrum]

Is it? I mean, if you go back to a game after leaving, it still tracks your deaths if you go back, no?

I genuinely have no idea, because I competed for these titles fairly

[potent echo]

As long as you die it will be recorded

[vestal fulcrum]

But then you can have people losing streaks to disconnects - this is not ideal

[lethal lagoon]

But if you quit out before death it's fine.

[lethal lagoon]

I lost the get downed streak to DCs, I geniunelly didn't care.

The old penance for don't get downed for 10 games

[vestal fulcrum]

[lethal lagoon]

When you DC it counted as a down

[ornate hamlet]

Im tired.

And High.

[supple dock]

Keep the integrity of the challenge or the sanity of the players

[ornate hamlet]

So forgive me

For trying my jokes on you guys.

[lethal lagoon]

I would say "Not Forgiven" but you didn't get my joke last time

[ornate hamlet]

Female Psyker Reject ISO: Someone adventurous who’s not afraid to explore new dimensions, both in life and... elsewhere. Must be comfortable with a bit of warp energy and enjoy thrilling experiments. A strong sense of duty and loyalty is a must, and if you’re into telepathic connections, we’ll get along just fine!

[supple dock]

One either makes me shit spiky rabbit shits for a week or does absolutely nothing for me

[ornate hamlet]

pointing at highness

[ornate hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/papa-joe-joe-yakavetta-continue-the-joke-boondock-saints-gif-22125820

[lethal lagoon]

No.

[supple dock]

https://tenor.com/SbvZ.gif

[ornate hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-true-homer-simpson-homer-the-simpsons-gif-19094827

[lethal lagoon]

Old school simpsons

[vestal fulcrum]

Ideally you’d want to keep both, but knowing FS, they probably won’t do anything about it

[lethal lagoon]

You can't have both

[ornate hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/both-agree-yes-good-gif-4591420

[lethal lagoon]

No.

[vestal fulcrum]

[ornate hamlet]

Are you david spade doing a capitol one commercial?

[vestal fulcrum]

Having both would be to invalidate runs of the player leaves, but not reset their completion counter

[ornate hamlet]

or was it capital

idk

[lethal lagoon]

I'm saying it already does that.

You can quit out if you get in a bad spot or are downed

[vestal fulcrum]

That way if they cheese the death, they at least don’t get no mark for finishing the level, whether they die or not

[lethal lagoon]

You mean if they are getting carried by friends and rejoin the game?

I don't think that would fundementally change anything

Best Option I think would be to have a penance based on win streak instead of deaths

[cinder moon]

https://tenor.com/view/papa-joe-joe-yakavetta-boondock-saints-outta-the-job-gif-22125909

[vestal fulcrum]

What is the goal then, to discourage the players from leaving and swallow their pride?

[lethal lagoon]

The goal would be to just make the penance a legitmate challenge without self-imposed rules

[vestal fulcrum]

I do agree that having deaths as the metric sucks though

[lethal lagoon]

Win streak would cover DCs

I guess at the end of the day the game isn't that sweaty

[vestal fulcrum]

The game is most sweaty when the key player on the team gets barrelled into the oblivion

Unless you’re playing with competent people/a pre-made, then it mostly doesn’t matter

[upper sun]

i think to discourage people from leaving they should add a 1% chance to get a random rescue from SoB or some legion if the entire team is captured

[vestal fulcrum]

No. You die = you lose

As in, if you all die, you all lose

[upper sun]

yeah most of the time yes

[vestal fulcrum]

No exceptions

[upper sun]

but if everyone is dead 1% of the time you get a second chance

[vestal fulcrum]

The game hasn’t been designed with the players having a second chance to redeem themselves

[plucky flax]

I die we lose.

[vestal fulcrum]

See, AgentChaos gets it

[upper sun]

I usually do the second best out of the team

if i'm the one doing best we usually lose

[marble crater]

Blue takes me a lot longer to get than gold

[plucky flax]

Just play better.

Jk I don't care scoreboard.

But people don't free me from trap and dogs get on my nerve.

[upper sun]

have u tried not getting trapped

[plucky flax]

Can't trappers are too op

[stark notch]

pp

[upper sun]

unironically tho yeah

[plucky flax]

[upper sun]

dogs are easier to deal with than trappers

[supple dock]

extra push range on dogs

[plucky flax]

If you're surrounded by mix horde and it shoots net through 10 big guys and you get body blocked

What do?

[supple dock]

pray your team can react fast enough

[upper sun]

scream in the forum

[plucky flax]

Let us push net.

[stark notch]

Don't get surrounded lmao

[upper sun]

remove net cleave

if i cant shoot through ogryn why can trappers shoot through

[supple dock]

trueeee

[dim parrot]

especially when u dodge them perfectly and rubberband back

[stark notch]

You can if you use any staff

[lethal lagoon]

EP Smite

[upper sun]

yeah but other classes cant

[lethal lagoon]

[supple dock]

[stark notch]

Every class has a weapon that shoots through Ogryns I believe (except Ogryn unless rumbler counts)

Zealot - flamer
Vet - plasma

[upper sun]

what if i dont wanna play those

[stark notch]

Sucks

Get trapped nerd

[upper sun]

😭

[lethal lagoon]

[cinder moon]

pictures taken moments before disaster

[supple dock]

[lethal lagoon]

The ray tracing on that net looking fire

[upper sun]

chastise works with flamer right?

[stark notch]

Moment of silence for a brother

[cinder moon]

stupid karking trapper

[cinder moon]

yea

[supple dock]

You just receive a text with this and no other context except "help"

[lethal lagoon]

Bout to be wrapped like a dumpling

TBF, a zealot's natural habitat is within a net

They are born by the net

Molded by it.

Mocked by it.

[supple dock]

or under a dog

wait that sounds bad

[lethal lagoon]

[cinder moon]

more warp karkery

[lethal lagoon]

[plucky flax]

Void can cleave 5 ogryns

[stark notch]

If you have 6 ogrys and a trapper coming towards you, may God forgive you cause clearly the director won't

[cinder moon]

press F to pay respects vent

[marble crater]

Just dodge

[cinder moon]

[plucky flax]

Jk void can't cleave pass any ogryn. Same with plasma.

[stark notch]

Shame

[upper sun]

so tru so tru

pls buff void and plasma

[stark notch]

Sometimes, some classes are just better yknow

[urban sandal]

just dodge the frame trap crushers

[stark notch]

That's just how society works

[lethal lagoon]

Buff EP smite again, I want 300% damage.

[cinder moon]

yes

[lethal lagoon]

[cinder moon]

more zapping

[jovial juniper]

[plucky flax]

Buff blaze trauma first.

[lethal lagoon]

I'm not content with killing 95% of the map in 8 seconds, I want to kill everything.

[upper sun]

buff everything except bullyclubs and power maul

[stark notch]

They should buff smite so it does 10x damage, but only hits two targets

[lethal lagoon]

[stark notch]

[cinder moon]

that's just the surge staff

[lethal lagoon]

That's the Joke(tm)

[upper sun]

assail staff when?

[cinder moon]

that's just surge staff LMB

[lethal lagoon]

Wait, not true, I can one shot a gunner with surge lmb.

[cinder moon]

assail bad

[stark notch]

😔

Yondu would be ashamed to see what has become of assail

[cinder moon]

i'm glad all the mcu simps got a dose of reality

[lethal lagoon]

Yon deez nuts

[cinder moon]

yondo going murderhobo on an entire crew that he was a part of for literally years

with no second thought or consequences

[upper sun]

mcu sucks DCAU way better

[stark notch]

I mean, he did threaten a boy he kidnapped and loved like a father that he was gonna eat him

[cinder moon]

dc animated universe is the best

[stark notch]

Not exactly the most (mentally) stable father figure

[upper sun]

tbh flashpoint universe was great everything else is mid

[stark notch]

Or person

[cinder moon]

i'm talking about the classic dcau

[upper sun]

the shows?

[cinder moon]

batman tas, superman tas, batman beyond, justice league

[upper sun]

ye those were good too

i was thinking movies

[cinder moon]

best representation of the dc verse outside of the comics

[lethal lagoon]

I consider the best adapatation to be smallvile

Fight me

[upper sun]

they dont make animated series like they used to

[cinder moon]

i watched crisis on infinite earths pt1 recently, it's pretty good

[upper sun]

no need you wont make it past the evening

[lethal lagoon]

[cinder moon]

i love seeing the question come up in anything

[upper sun]

go no further

[cinder moon]

pt2 isn't on any of the services i sub to yet, so i probably will forget about it before it is

[upper sun]

services?

you mean <insert free movie streamingsite here>?

[cinder moon]

no, i actually pay for stuff like a rube

[upper sun]

i will not pay for anything i dont have to until beer and meat cost half of what they currently do

[lethal lagoon]

I only pay for stuff my mom uses cause she finds pirating annoying.

Which means I have a lot of services

[cinder moon]

it's worth it on occasion, i haven't seen the blue beetle dc showcase literally anywhere for free and that shit was absolutely hilarious

[upper sun]

im trying to convince my mom to get fiber and an android box so i can install streamio on it

[lethal lagoon]

Isn't fiber the same price as cable?

[upper sun]

YES

ITS TWO MORE EURO FOR 4 TIMES THE SPEED

6 TIMES FOR 3 MORE EURO

[lethal lagoon]

Next time you have an internet outage, remind her that fiber wouldn't be out.

[marble crater]

All I hear is two more Euro

[cinder moon]

that's 24 euro a year

extra

c'mon man

[upper sun]

and 2 less hours of waiting for shit to buffer

[cinder moon]

need to subsidize

[upper sun]

bruh

our CMs are playing runescape

[lethal lagoon]

Melvor Idle is crazy good

Based as fuck actually

[upper sun]

they should only play auric pubs 24/7

[cinder moon]

i played runescape once

dumped piles of iron ore and typed "aaaah" in chat

[upper sun]

did someone double them for you?

[cinder moon]

my character ate too much broccoli

[potent echo]

Fibre isn't immune to ISP nonsense

[lethal lagoon]

I didn't say it was the truth

[quartz barn]

Honestly if the cms played auric pubs 24/7 90% of everyone in here would just get humbled all the time

Watch them solo every mission

[upper sun]

so tru so tru

[quartz barn]

However imagine the content

Cms/devs casually do AM with every modifier available

[upper sun]

have you seen the stream?

theyre kinda bad

[cosmic sigil]

Can we see it somewhere?

[dim parrot]

didn't an ogryn player join and carry or something?

[cosmic sigil]

They have a test server with very good players (like telopots). Their job is to dev and troubleshoot, not mastering the game.

[upper sun]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2123034973

[upper sun]

they should at least play it. the lead dev of dead by daylight got forced into playing the game live and then got destroyed in front of many people thus forcing them to actually balance flashlights

[stark notch]

Would love some more collaborative events with them. But I do understand if they don't. The months before path of redemption were... An interesting time

[plucky flax]

I remember playing with a fs portrait guy pre patch 13 in hishock.

He only died once.

[upper sun]

most of DT community plays quickplay if the devs played more of that i think they'd get some perspective

[stark notch]

What a chad

[upper sun]

stealth until you move on quickplay join plz

[cosmic sigil]

They do not communicate enough. They just ask Catfish what people are talking about in gen chat. Usually cat ears, femboys or Hadron feet pics

[stark notch]

And they still refuse to give us any of the three

[upper sun]

content draughts bring people to dark places.....

[stark notch]

Those bastards

[cosmic sigil]

Reddit has discovered that Hadron has a peg leg.

[restive ice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-sniff-smell-nails-gif-4921288

[rich jolt]

Scurvy🤤

[upper sun]

space odyssey monolith.mp3

[cosmic sigil]

But it's true they do not all play t5. When telopots alerted Catfish on stream about racist bots (basically black dude is lvl1 and only white dude gets the lvl30) she was unable to replicate it with a dev. Mind you they didn't test it in damnation, only Heresy.

[upper sun]

i saw that forum post

RES WHITE MALE BOT FIRST

[cosmic sigil]

LOL

[dim parrot]

god damn

[rich jolt]

Is the content drought so bad were making up conspiracy theories of racist ai

[cosmic sigil]

Do I need to create an account to watch it?

[upper sun]

its not even a conspiracy

[upper sun]

i dont think so

[cosmic sigil]

It's not a conspiracy

[rich jolt]

Wdym?

[upper sun]

white male bots were higher level than other bots

[cosmic sigil]

We never saw a black lvl 30 bot in dm

[rich jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-spin-fan-rope-gif-25248314

[upper sun]

fatshark did it on purpose

[cosmic sigil]

Probably because they must have designated John McWhiteface as the model to use for a lvl30 bot.

[round gull]

How do you see this sword?Should I buy it?

I mainly use it to clear hordes

[cosmic sigil]

Not really

[supple dock]

lmao no

[round gull]

oh

[cosmic sigil]

Just get an illisi bro

[round gull]

I use Deimos and Ilisi

[supple dock]

obscurous isn't even worth using for the novelty

[round gull]

Why Obscurus not?What's wrong with that blade?

[supple dock]

It feels bad, shit stats, doesn't know what it wants to be

[round gull]

oh

damm

Lucky me I didn't buy it

[supple dock]

awful moveset

etc etc

Everything that CAN be bad about it, is

[round gull]

LMAO hard words

[radiant frigate]

obscurus is ok but it doesn't have The Funny™ that deimos h2 has, and it doesn't have the main weapon potential that illisi has

[round gull]

Yeah

[radiant frigate]

the best way to use obscurus that i found is to put it on a build that barely uses its melee

which is sad.

[round gull]

Idk if I should get Ilisi or Deimos with BB as I have void staff

[supple dock]

in that case just use DS5 or dagger lmao

[radiant frigate]

illisi voidstrike bb

the kat special

[supple dock]

tbh if you have VS staff

...your melee doesn't matter

[spice veldt]

the stats are fine

[radiant frigate]

debatable

[spice veldt]

the moveset is what is poopoo

[round gull]

oh

Void staff is really good

[supple dock]

doesn't it have weird armor modifiers on swings

[spice veldt]

it has the exact same stats as illisi attacks

[supple dock]

could be thinking ot-

ye okay

[spice veldt]

the force sword stats are all shared between the three

l3 is the same as deimos l1

[potent echo]

ew feet

[spice veldt]

sweeping lights l1 l2 are the same as deimos l-2/3/4 and illisi l-1/2/3/4

[supple dock]

huh.

[spice veldt]

sweeping heavies h1 and h2 are the same as illisi h-1/2 and deimos h1

[supple dock]

alright

[round gull]

LMAO this one

[supple dock]

that's actually what you want

[upper sun]

based?

[supple dock]

like entirely

[upper sun]

roll it RIGHT NOW

[spice veldt]

if people can handle illisi lightspam, i'm sure they can handle obscurus l1 h2

[supple dock]

obscurous is just so ugh

[round gull]

what do you mean with roll it?

[supple dock]

upgrade

[radiant frigate]

well yes but more than that illisi special activation does not suck

[upper sun]

AYO

[spice veldt]

yes i know

the illisi's special is what makes it stand out

yet people just apparently spam normals on them

[round gull]

I'll buy it

[spice veldt]

and simultaneously shit on the obscurus

which is just some serious cognitive dissonance

[upper sun]

me

[supple dock]

?????

[upper sun]

im people

[supple dock]

Like even without special

The heavy swings on the illisi is a big draw to it

[round gull]

Opinions?

[spice veldt]

sweeps on a finesse weapon that has finesse cleave damage falloff is not as impactful as people think

[supple dock]

TRAGIC. swap both blessings

[upper sun]

elites and crit are ok

[spice veldt]

in fact, heavy and light spam have similar clear speeds on poxxies
heavy spam being marginally better

[round gull]

AWWWWWW MAAAAAAN

[upper sun]

surge and nexus and its good

[round gull]

Noice

[supple dock]

yee

It's fine with surge and nexus

[round gull]

I've a nexus staff i think

[supple dock]

but tragic that it isn't perfect

[round gull]

My luck

[supple dock]

or makable into perfect

[round gull]

;_;

[lethal lagoon]

What would you know about perfect?

[supple dock]

I do own a mirror, you know

[lethal lagoon]

So you agree.

[supple dock]

[lunar hollow]

cognitive deez

[lethal lagoon]

[round gull]

Oh no,my plasteel is low

I've to save

[lethal lagoon]

[lunar hollow]

imagine not having 200k

[radiant frigate]

force greatsword when?

[supple dock]

from what I understand it's in the works isn't it

[lethal lagoon]

I want a moonlight force sword

light attack special released side ways slash

[radiant frigate]

Real

[lethal lagoon]

heavy attack special releases beam attack

[supple dock]

Wrong FS game

[round gull]

[supple dock]

[spice veldt]

you will die

[lunar hollow]

eventually

[lethal lagoon]

die without deez nuts

[radiant frigate]

i love my guiding moonlight

where is my guiding moonlight

[lethal lagoon]

Ah... my guiding moonlight

[radiant frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-aware-twitch-forsen-emote-gif-25354609

[rich jolt]

Dietz nuts~ vine boom

[supple dock]

wtf did I link

[upper sun]

gee sorry i didnt play since beta

[rich jolt]

NO PUT IT BACK

[supple dock]

LMAO

[rich jolt]

😭

[lethal lagoon]

200k plasteel is just like 250 games.

So like 150 hours

[upper sun]

i play like one auric a day

[supple dock]

AM games maybe

[upper sun]

thats 250 games

thats 250 days

[lethal lagoon]

Do 20 aurics a day for 2 weeks

[upper sun]

buy me meth or retalin

or both

[supple dock]

idt i'd want retalin

that sounds like a knockoff drug

ritalin better

[upper sun]

kek

[lethal lagoon]

retalin sounds like the lastest skin care drug that costs $300 a month but doesn't actually do anything.

[supple dock]

or if you're classy af vyvanse

[upper sun]

well ritalin/adderall make you play so well

[supple dock]

i wish it affected me like that

Just makes my body react like I've had 6 cups of coffee

without the mental acuity

[upper sun]

makes me have the runs tbh

but when it works IT WORKS

[lethal lagoon]

So... also like 6 cups of coffee

[upper sun]

no

worse

far worse

[lethal lagoon]

I mean have you ever had 6 cups of black coffee on an empty stomach?

[supple dock]

my body processes drugs shitty so meth lite drugs don't do much for me

[upper sun]

i spent new years on the toilet because i got addies from a friend

[upper sun]

every day yes

i call it breakfast

[lethal lagoon]

That's like 1200mg of caffiene

[upper sun]

currently at like 8/9

yes

[supple dock]

I have had 4 cups of coffee in a single day with each cup of coffee being 3x as strong as a regular cup

[lethal lagoon]

[supple dock]

My resting HR didn't go above 85

[upper sun]

ive taken 4 caffiene pills and measured my heart rate didnt go above 90

[supple dock]

clad knows the struggle

[halcyon creek]

Congratulations, you are now immune to coffee poisoning

[supple dock]

4 redbulls and my HR stays sub 100

[upper sun]

we're built different(better)

[lethal lagoon]

I mix protein powder and a raw egg into my coffee, so it lasts all day.

[upper sun]

based?

[supple dock]

based on what

[lethal lagoon]

Caffiene will mix with fat

Slow the digestion.

[supple dock]

https://tenor.com/bFApe.gif

[lethal lagoon]

Coconut oil works too, or any oil really.

I just like the frothness of a raw egg into hot coffee

[upper sun]

olive oil coffee?

[lethal lagoon]

With the protein powder, it's like a desert honestly

It's delicious

[supple dock]

fuck that just drink raw olive oil

[upper sun]

hell yeah

[supple dock]

High in vitamins and minerals and high in calories

literally all you need to survive

[lethal lagoon]

No?

You can however survive on just potatos butter and salt

Thats a complete diet

[upper sun]

no need meat

[supple dock]

okay it's not

but

olive oil is based

[cinder moon]

based on what

[supple dock]

based on

[rigid sky]

Olives I think

[supple dock]

I also remember hearing this

[lethal lagoon]

You only need the butter because the potatos are clean

Dirty potatos and salt are enough

[upper sun]

you can also play recon psyker with bubble

doesnt mean you should

[cinder moon]

i've done that

shit's funny

bad, but funny

[lethal lagoon]

Just to be clear, do not eat a dirty potato

[supple dock]

It's "mostly" true it seems

[upper sun]

no its fine eat dirt

[supple dock]

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/potato-butter-diet/

[upper sun]

thats how you get vit b12

[supple dock]

snopes to the rescue

[upper sun]

you need dirt

[lethal lagoon]

Snopes is wrong

You get everything you need

[cinder moon]

snopes is paid propaganda

[upper sun]

you dont get b12 from meat animals get it from dirt we stopped getting it because we stopped eating dirt

STOP WASHING VEGGIES

[halcyon creek]

How much dirt do you need to eat to get enough?

[upper sun]

i dunno

[halcyon creek]

Like, a thin coat? Or a bucketful?

[lethal lagoon]

Also if you ever wanted to lose weight, protein powder + raw egg in your coffee is pretty great. Will stunt your appetite pretty hard

[upper sun]

i actually dont wash veggies unless i cook for other people

[supple dock]

potatoes can fuck with kidneys though, which is probably why they say "mostly" true

[upper sun]

🤔 entire egg or just whites?

[supple dock]

Cause aren't potatoes part of the nightshade family too?

Enough could fuck with you evnetually

[halcyon creek]

I always say, eat a live frog for breakfast. That way you can guarantee that nothing worse will happen to you all day

[lethal lagoon]

I do the whole egg. I use a vortex cup to mix the egg. Pour the coffee in, turn on the swirl again, put the protein powder in.

[cinder moon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybJz7C9wQuk

[upper sun]

eggs and protien powder sounds like you're just missing butter to make a cake

[lethal lagoon]

It's so fucking delcious if you pick a good protein flavor

[lethal lagoon]

I've added coconut oil to it before, so kinda close

[upper sun]

isnt coconut oil high in calories?

[cinder moon]

clad and atlas having a meal together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TBFeLuDD-g

[lethal lagoon]

Yeah, but it's just a lil spoonful.

[upper sun]

lemons arent that saur

[lethal lagoon]

Like 80 calories at most

[upper sun]

sour

[lethal lagoon]

Plus its an MCT oil, so you get a bit of that appetite suppression, especially if you are already in a defiect.

[upper sun]

also

[lethal lagoon]

Ignore my spelling, surely I know what I'm talking about

[upper sun]

PATCH TIME

[lethal lagoon]

[upper sun]

idk what that oil is

[lethal lagoon]

It converts into ketones real easy

Wait patch?

Where

[upper sun]

DT

[lethal lagoon]

I don't see it

[upper sun]

prolly a hotfix and more cosmetics

anyone wanna bet on what non exsting issue theyre gonna fix?

[lethal lagoon]

Creeping flames now properly adjusts for range like Warp Rupture and only applies 4, 3, 2, 1 stacks depending on distance from Shriek.

They fixed Surge on Trauma. Now it applies to Trauma RMB. Trauma Blast Radius reduced by 60% and blazing Spirit is now tier 2 only.

[radiant frigate]

Creeping Flames changed to this

[upper sun]

now players will spawn on the mourningstar 3 steps closer to the mission terminal

[lethal lagoon]

Shriek now interrupts Smite. You will use Bubble Smite and you will like it.

[cinder moon]

[radiant frigate]

smiter's gaze...

[marble crater]

https://tenor.com/view/eww-god-no-nasty-gross-disgusting-gif-17172294

[lethal lagoon]

Can smiter's gaze blow you up?

[quartz barn]

Dmg goes up the longer you smite?

[lethal lagoon]

I never tried it

[quartz barn]

Doesnt sound too bad

[lethal lagoon]

Let's be serious here.

Gosh. I hate when people interrupt theory crafting with jokes

[quartz barn]

😦

[upper sun]

WOAH 25 DAMAGE

26

27

28

[lethal lagoon]

Wait are you talking about the actual patch notes

[quartz barn]

No was meant in response to smiter's gaze

[lethal lagoon]

Oh we were meming fake patch notes that we 100% don't want to happen.

[radiant frigate]

Uncanny Strike: Removed entirely

💀

Power Cycler: Now maintains activation for 1m after special action

[lethal lagoon]

Bonus toughness from shout has no time limit, can be stacked indefinitely.

[upper sun]

uncanny strike for blaze swords is now FORCE CYCLER

[radiant frigate]

Plasma Gun now operates solely on Heat and no longer requires ammunition

[lethal lagoon]

LMAO

I was literally typing that and thought nah, too dumb

[radiant frigate]

also, venting is free

[upper sun]

nah no way theyd ever do that that

[radiant frigate]

Surge blessing added to Plasma Guns.

[upper sun]

i mean a weapon with great cleave and zero ammo needed is too much rite? RIGHT?

[lethal lagoon]

Plasma now causes 6 stacks of soulfire.

[radiant frigate]

Enemy bombers now always drop a grenade refill box on death.

[formal harness]

Would be great to be able to test Disrupt Destiny stacks in psykanium. I really wanna note the finesse damage breakpoint changes for illisi, combat blade, deimos and mk4 stabbity stab

[radiant frigate]

Disrupt Destiny can now highlight teammates.

[quartz barn]

Venting peril deals self dmg again

[cosmic sigil]

new update???

[lethal lagoon]

Solo play mod or many more tries

[formal harness]

@lethal lagoon yeah, that is what I am doing currently, ttoo much work for my taste though.

[lethal lagoon]

I feel ya

[formal harness]

anyone seeing patch notes somewhere

[lethal lagoon]

nein

[stark notch]

P a t c h?

How big is it?

[formal harness]

bugfix probably

[radiant frigate]

Patch Notes: Removed from the game. Have fun finding out what changed!

[stark notch]

Patch notes: removed herobrine

[upper sun]

2 wound curios added

[formal harness]

Patch Notes: Psyker players are now removed from the game

[stark notch]

Noooo, not my 10% cooldown on skills

[cosmic sigil]

on steam it was around 900

[stark notch]

Eh yeah, probably bugfix then. Either that, or they're sending patches in small instalments for a big update during the skulls announcement days

[radiant frigate]

Psykers: Sentenced to death for heresy, replaced with Veterans.

[lethal lagoon]

Patch note all FS players starting with Number 40X are now banned.

[stark notch]

Patch Note: any player with a heretical name will be sent a pipe bomb by mail

[formal harness]

Well, was fun while it lasted. 40k gang out

[cosmic sigil]

ALL players below 30 banned

[stark notch]

Raised level cap to 31

[cosmic sigil]

boomer gand unite

[lethal lagoon]

Hotfix #38 (1.3.3) is now live on Steam. It will shortly be live on our other platforms, too.
Resolved stutter and performance issues caused as a result of the Shader Cache not building correctly upon the launch of the game.
Dev Note: Essentially, the engine wasn’t able to compile the shaders in advance for players due to an invalid cache, so it caused stuttering as the cache rebuilt itself in-game.
Fixed an issue where the audio would suddenly cut out for brief amounts of time.
Ius Mk III Shredder Autopistol accidentally had the wrong set of animations playing in first-person for some actions. It has now been changed to play the correct original animations again.
Fixed instances where the Martyr’s skulls in Enclavum Baross and Relay Station TRS-150 were already accessible before completing the puzzle.
Fixed typo in the Veteran ‘Weapons Specialist’ keystone description.
Fixed an issue where the pipes of the Psyker “Mk VI PT-38 Jump Suit” upper body cosmetic would move on their own.
Fixed an issue where parts of the leg brace on the Psyker “Illissi Mk Vf Psykana Garb” upper body cosmetic had the wrong colour applied to it.
Fixed an issue where the Zealot “Suppliant’s Hood” headgear cosmetic would sometimes get deformed.
Fixed clipping issues on the Zealot “Catechist’s Vestments” upper body cosmetic.
Fixed an issue where some beards would clip through the Zealot “Hive Scum Hood (Black)” headgear cosmetic.
Fixed an issue where some beards would clip through the Zealot “Chemsafe Rebreather (Worn Plasteel)” headgear cosmetic.
Fixed clipping issues on the Zealot “Radical’s Temple Mask (Red)” headgear cosmetic.

Wait

So lil patch

[formal harness]

bugfixes indeed

[lethal lagoon]

"Fixed an issue where the pipes of the Psyker “Mk VI PT-38 Jump Suit” upper body cosmetic would move on their own."

This annoyed the fuck out of me

It would cover like half the screen

[stark notch]

No nerfs yet

Phew

I can enjoy my builds in peace

[lethal lagoon]

For now

[stark notch]