zealot-class

[hexed igloo]

Damn we kinda chased Argus out

[obsidian prairie]

Room got too gay

Had to run and calm down before we noticed

[hexed igloo]

Door hit him on the ass and the handle sunk in a little

[obsidian prairie]

Ok thats fucking diabolical

[hexed igloo]

[radiant sluice]

Adorable individual

[obsidian prairie]

I am always unprepared for the absolute bullshit you can pull

[hexed igloo]

I like to think I'm a bit of a funny guy

[hearty nebula]

:(

my brain is goop

[sterile stone]

I’m still here bruh I’m not reading the chat 24/7

[hexed igloo]

Finjob under the table at the krusty krab with fish sauce

[obsidian prairie]

Literally everyone in the room is seeing that

[hexed igloo]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSxn1xtvg/
@slender mica

Carter🌎 (@growingwithcarter)

Lucky me 🤷
#iloveher #love

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fxTikTok · Apr 23, 2026, 2:37 AM

[vivid pike]

this is me irl

how dare you post my face in public mallow.....

breaking my trust......

[south prism]

its ur mugshot after u STOLE touys

[hard nexus]

why are you pinging mroww with this

is mrrow ur fine ass woman

[hexed igloo]

Funny

[hard nexus]

edating,,,

[hexed igloo]

No but they're seethingly jealous

[hard nexus]

of what

u have a girlfriend ?

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I cbf finding ts

[acoustic dune]

is this real

[hexed igloo]

Yes

[hearty nebula]

chat

can i get a :3c

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-pipe-bomb-bomb-mail-box-cat-gif-18431261

[drowsy steppe]

thax man

[misty nova]

[hearty nebula]

This isn't :3c

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1390370379184214097/1395909752189620286/togif-34.gif?width=644&height=960

[hearty nebula]

This also isn't :3c

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1393478585947521088/1404157791588843651/togif.gif?width=724&height=960

[pure tree]

@plush estuary

[plush estuary]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-strawberry-cat-1

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/sprout-dandys-world-sprout-dandys-world-gif-15236428167153607430

[hexed igloo]

My horny ass couldn't be a gardener

I just had a visceral reaction to referring to myself as horny my apologies all

[misty nova]

This jit cracks plants

[hexed igloo]

Only the threepeater

[hearty nebula]

h

[drowsy steppe]

Clair Obscur: Expedison 33 😭

[sterile stone]

Lost my boy to the French

Never in my damn lifetime

[drowsy steppe]

its those damn french girls man

[sterile stone]

We got latinas big dawg

Trust

The fields are still green

[visual stream]

That's the right self-monitoring reaction to have dw

[hexed igloo]

The fields still green the Latinas toenails still white

[radiant sluice]

CRAZY respect for finding this ❤️

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/green-humor-its-called-dark-humor-ben-shapiro-green-gif-9517223837801249922

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326397739074060288/1163885521521606707/caption.gif

[plush estuary]

chill

[misty nova]

We see the fit

Sheesh

[hexed igloo]

Apple 🍎

[plush estuary]

@deft badge

[acoustic dune]

is that the gal whom interview expert?

[hexed igloo]

Anyone got a manga rec that ain't gay or girls kissing

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/nagi-seishiro-blue-lock-bllk-nagi-seishiro-gif-10597537029835390618

[acoustic dune]

chat i am gonna play danktide

wish me luck

[faint vapor]

Pick Me Up is a pretty good mango

[slender mica]

huh? why did you @ me?

;.;

[faint vapor]

A lot of action and I like it's more tactics focused

[deft badge]

Good luck

[acoustic dune]

thank you tong tong tong sahour

[plush estuary]

@deft badge forgot to get it from last night

but here

[deft badge]

Lmfao

Brother

[deft badge]

Elo hell type shit

[opaque island]

show me how to see

[acoustic dune]

i forget how good the game can look

i will however

gonna put it on potato mode

[faint vapor]

The Emperor provides all we need. Set your resolution to 144x144p as intended

[hexed igloo]

Funny

[hexed igloo]

Manhwa 💔 can't read it because my phone butchers the layout so bad

[acoustic dune]

my fps

[faint vapor]

Could try Helck. A fantasy tragedy/comedy that's fully translated.

About an essentially lvl 20 dnd barbarian joining the demons because various issues. With it essentially being a journey of the barbarian leading the demons to the human cities and seeing just how far humanity was willing to go for victory

[hexed igloo]

Hmmm doesn't sound like there's enough childhood friends kissing and whatnot

I'll peep tho

[faint vapor]

It's not really a romance mango. Though I can try to find one

[hexed igloo]

Okay not to be all waah nitpicky but the tl is full of 0.1 chapters and that's a fucking nightmare to deal with

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-cat-plink-cat-gif-1794292671885121408

[hexed igloo]

Can't just read ts normally gotta back out and manually pick each chapter guh

[acoustic dune]

i can see

[hexed igloo]

I hate zinmanga I hate zinmanga it's all fucking 0.1 chapters and every fucking page is split like 2/3s of the way down so one page is 2/3 and the next page is the missing 1/3 so every chapter is twice as many pages as it needs to be and you miss chunks of shit

[placid fiber]

oof

[hexed igloo]

If I had an option to filter zinmanga out of everything I would have done it long ago but alas

[placid fiber]

Sounds rough

Can you change the zoom on the browser or something to try to fix that?

or whatever app it is on

[hexed igloo]

The host I use has a bunch of different site sources pulled and as such when it includes zin (almost all the time) it just fills it with so much bloat

[hexed igloo]

No because it's split between pages

[placid fiber]

That's evil

[hexed igloo]

It's like cutting a picture book in half horizontally and putting all the pages in order

[placid fiber]

That's absolute cancer

[hexed igloo]

I'll see if I have the source for it but also don't link piracy site

Oh I do have the magnet for it cool

[faint vapor]

Well Helck is a popular old manga. Should be very easy to find

[hexed igloo]

Lots of places got it pulled down and whatnot

[faint vapor]

As always, they pop up again

[hexed igloo]

In increasingly lower quality

Also you should probably delete that

[placid fiber]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gordao-bomba-nuclear

[faint vapor]

Sure if you want

[hexed igloo]

This guy gonna get reamed by the mods

[faint vapor]

Worse has been sent around here

[hexed igloo]

It's not that it's worse it's that it's a piracy site

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1406988061509681285/image0.gif

[faint vapor]

Don't worry, I can handle myself

[placid fiber]

Only sending baby stuff smh my head

[hexed igloo]

Brother I'm tryna look out for you

Aquila rawdog this guy

[faint vapor]

You do you

Either way plenty of mangos out there

[placid fiber]

Personally I don't see an issue, but, I get why there could be an issue

it's a slippery slope

[hexed igloo]

Not to be all "waaah rules" but

[faint vapor]

I just wish they'd stop using shitty ads

Had to comb though my list of actually good sites 😔

[hexed igloo]

Like it's not strictly enforced on talking about it just don't link shit

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hmm-pepehmm-table-council-gif-16396395487368552941

[hexed igloo]

reading rules
realizing I break about 10 of them on the daily

Hmmmm

[placid fiber]

Sounds about right for zealot chat

[faint vapor]

Rule 6 is on suicide watch around here

[sterile stone]

Doubt

You’re still here

[placid fiber]

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I just get creamed by the mods

[sterile stone]

I can see your stupid ass rage baiting a mod when they’re having a bad day

That’s gonna end up being what does you in

Putting money on it

[hexed igloo]

Oh for sure lmao

Or I'll just fatfinger something in my gallery that's got some insane slurs or smth

Not that I have that, just as a hypothetical

[sterile stone]

Of course

[placid fiber]

I can see that happening to someone as well, luckily I keep a filter on most of what I have saved

[hexed igloo]

If I fatfinger anything it'll just be a doxx of myself tbh

I have a lot of work-related images on my phone

[sterile stone]

I don’t see why people don’t keep personal shit in a hidden folder in their phone

That shit exists solely for you to not be a dumb ass and have accidents like that

[faint vapor]

My darktide images are next to my anime pictures. I've almost slipped up 4 times lmao

[placid fiber]

I don't see why people don't keep the elicit shit on their pc like normal people

[acoustic dune]

dont we talk politics here like

once a week

[hexed igloo]

I don't see why people don't just Google it instead of saving all of it

[placid fiber]

That too ^

[sterile stone]

Sometimes I have to show people Columbia is a real place

[hexed igloo]

You beat it at your desk? That's insane tbh

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smile-smirk-evil-scheming-gif-10487118382091055408

[hexed igloo]

And the word you want is "illicit"

[faint vapor]

Just realized all my followed romance mangas are slop

[plush estuary]

@deft badge @solar gorge

[placid fiber]

ellicientificit

[hexed igloo]

My brother in christ my library is 400 titles strong and 350 of those is romcom and isekai slop

Sometimes it's isekai romcom slop

[sterile stone]

All you’re missing is the wine glass and lowered reading glasses

[hexed igloo]

The wine glass is full of brandy

[sterile stone]

You could be the next middle aged mom reading her romcoms

[placid fiber]

I used to unironically nab every pic 2 of my friends shared in a group dm chat we had even when they tried to immediately delete it, just cause I could... and god a lot of it was adult rated shit

[faint vapor]

Indeed but it means I haven't found a good romance manga that I haven't read already 😔

[hexed igloo]

I just screenshot to use as blackmail

[placid fiber]

I think I deleted 1 gb of adult rated pictures when I got rid of that folder...

I still don't know why I did it

[sterile stone]

Brother nabbed the crazy Balkan

[faint vapor]

I love Darktide UwU

[hexed igloo]

There's a microsd card laying around somewhere in my belongings that's just full of hentai from ye Olde days of goon

[sterile stone]

That’s how you know you got a recipe for some mental instability

Name a more iconic duo

[hexed igloo]

Lessee here uhhhhh moriagaranai date?

[copper hawk]

???

[placid fiber]

This must be zealot chat

That used to be normal, here

[hexed igloo]

"How I attended an all guys mixer" is pretty peak too@faint vapor

[faint vapor]

It's Vet chat :p

[placid fiber]

True, zealot chat was worse

[obsidian prairie]

Thats going to become an artifact in your will

[hexed igloo]

If it ever gets found lmao

[sterile stone]

No

[faint vapor]

I'll take a look c: been reading stuff like Villager A will Save the villainess

[sterile stone]

Ain’t no fucking way 2023 returns

[obsidian prairie]

One of your siblings is going to stumble apon that when they go through the storage unit where all your bullshit got put

[placid fiber]

A literal "browser" histery

[deft badge]

You're fighting bots man

No way

[faint vapor]

"Back in my day, we goon'd to magazines not this f95 crap"

[placid fiber]

[obsidian prairie]

I think its gooned not goon'd

[faint vapor]

Fuck

[placid fiber]

close enough, no one here majored in grammar

[obsidian prairie]

Whats the 'd contraction stand for again

[placid fiber]

depends

[sterile stone]

Isnt stan an English teacher

[obsidian prairie]

cause i know 's = is

[obsidian prairie]

I wouldn't trust him on that

[placid fiber]

it'd (it would/could) I think

[placid fiber]

https://klipy.com/gifs/look-what-7

I think it is would

or had

I can't remember

[plush estuary]

I like how the 2nd guy just starts killing his teammate

it was like a reflex

[placid fiber]

ai says both

[hexed igloo]

I don't think it's really anything people just be using it instead of -ed afaik

Oh nvm LMAO

[sterile stone]

Fucking greatful English was my first language

Learning this fuck ass language as your 2nd must be hell

[placid fiber]

English is my 2nd language, nonsense is my 1st

[hexed igloo]

I can't think of anything else it's on other than I'd and it's the same just I would I had

[obsidian prairie]

Ok so yeah its gooned not goon'd

[placid fiber]

Yeah, english makes no sense at least half of the time

[faint vapor]

Brb editing the English rules

[opaque island]

I dont think ive ever really used it'd in the 2nd way, I always just say it had

[placid fiber]

I saw a saw saw salsa

[sterile stone]

It’d in the past tense

How would you even use that

[placid fiber]

It'd be a bad day if it stormed

[sterile stone]

It had be a bad day if it stormed?

[placid fiber]

it would be a bad day if it stormed

[hexed igloo]

It's both past and future

It would and it had

[placid fiber]

it'd been a bad day, after getting punched. It had been a bad day, after getting punched.

[sterile stone]

I’m talking specifically about past tense

[sterile stone]

Okay yeah that seems much more reasonable

[placid fiber]

I was doing would for the 1st one

[faint vapor]

Fuck I forgot about Risk of Rain

[hexed igloo]

My claim of you being illiterate gains more ground by the second

[sterile stone]

That’s where that’s from?

[faint vapor]

I wonder if they recovered from the Gearbox exodus

[sterile stone]

I thought that was a pokemon the whole time

[hexed igloo]

Acrid kinda is a pokemon tbh

[placid fiber]

They're already making a new dlc again

[drifting wolf]

pure poison type

[faint vapor]

Risk of Rain and Pokemon are basically the same game UwU

[hexed igloo]

Nah poison fighting that mf got hands

[sterile stone]

Could you do me the kindest favor

[hexed igloo]

No

[placid fiber]

Yeah, poison fighting fits acrid

[sterile stone]

And go on and sip a cup of draino

[hexed igloo]

Go on and sip these nuts

[placid fiber]

What would the heretic be for pokemon types?

flying something

[sterile stone]

Your continued existence is a net negative for humanity

[placid fiber]

flying psychic?

[hexed igloo]

It's only a negative for you

[sterile stone]

I’m sure there’s a tweaker outside your store that hates you too

[hexed igloo]

I'm only negative for you 😘

[placid fiber]

Mine too, right? :3

[drifting wolf]

flying psychic or flying ghost probably, she's kind of undead i guess

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it happens when they bring in a vape they found in the gutter and try to exchange it for a new one claiming they bought it yesterday

[sterile stone]

I pray you get nothing but undercover cops coming into your store all next week

[hexed igloo]

Won't do nothin I ID everyone anyway im not stupid

[sterile stone]

You guys run on a receipt only policy right?

[placid fiber]

Luckily we don't sell anything that requires an id where I work

[sterile stone]

I dunno about that last part

[placid fiber]

sub sandwiches aren't 18+

[hexed igloo]

No not really, if I can actually pull up the sale not having the receipt is no biggie

[sterile stone]

Oregano

[placid fiber]

fuk

[hexed igloo]

The receipt does make it easier to deal with but it's still not much of an issue

Now if they don't have the box? Fuck off you don't get shit

[sterile stone]

That’s fucking weird

[hexed igloo]

Fucking morons trying to return shit with no packaging "oh you didn't tell me I need it" yes the fuck I did

[sterile stone]

Usually here you need the receipt or else you aren’t getting shit

[placid fiber]

smthing smthing "What? We need this thing that is required on returning something?"

[hexed igloo]

By "policy" you need either the receipt or to make an account for the sale to link to for a return, but we don't really care

[deft badge]

Lmfao I didn't even notice that, yeah, murders em with the usp

[hexed igloo]

Like I said it's no biggie to pull up the sale itself and reprint a receipt which is proof of purchase itself

But technically yeah I can turn u away for not having a receipt or account

[placid fiber]

Yeah, we have a ticket list in case we need to reprint an order to remake it at Jersey Mike's

so it makes sense you can do that too for sales

[sterile stone]

Glass bongs for tobacco

Still the funniest shit ever

I’ve yet to meet someone who actually uses a bong for tobacco

[sterile stone]

What do yall even do with sandwiches that get sent back

[hexed igloo]

They're "shisha vases"

It's legal because everything is labeled "for tobacco use only" you see

[sterile stone]

Of course of course

The great sultan provides

And all that shit

[hexed igloo]

We do also actually sell hookah and the gear for that too so that helps

[sterile stone]

Do lounges exist out there?

[hexed igloo]

Not really there's a few hookah restaurants that drop one off by your (outdoors) table

[sterile stone]

They’re EVERYWHERE in Dallas

Some of them are stacked in the same strip of building

[hexed igloo]

Wack

Yeah we're pretty big on not smoking indoors here

The place I work is in the minority where we're allowed to vape inside

[sterile stone]

Lotta Lebanese places have sections for smoking and non smoking

And like two places have weekends where they bring in dancers

[full nebula]

Frfr

[median steeple]

Hrmmmm

[misty nova]

https://skibidix.com/i/status/2060807605417549898

Rem (@remfamiliar)

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH HHHHHHEEEEEEEEELPPPPPP!!!!!

Quoting Deadlock Intel (@IntelDeadlock)
︀
If you dash when Rem passes through a Time Wall, he spins forever
︀︀
︀︀Via/SpyzViridian

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FxTwitter · May 30, 2026, 7:36 PM

[glossy nimbus]

@drowsy steppe

for u its high

[hexed igloo]

Spit yo shit 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[full nebula]

I have an adult woman fetish

[hexed igloo]

Lies I know you watch big buff burly men kissing

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-money-kissing-money-kisses-gif-10015711

[sterile stone]

Mans worded this in possibly the most awkward way possible

[misty nova]

https://skibidix.com/i/status/2060761069971558905

Yipp (@YippAlt)

Quoting Minecraft (@Minecraft)
︀
Another adventure awaits... A Minecraft Movie Squared only in theaters July 23, 2027. 
︀︀#Minecraft

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FxTwitter · May 30, 2026, 4:31 PM

[full nebula]

its a stolen joke anyway

[sterile stone]

Wait

King Cobra?

[misty nova]

Everyone has it dip shit
It came free with your endocrine system

[hexed igloo]

I have a fetish for sober women of their right mind able to make clear decisions and of legal consenting age within 1-2 years of my own age

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/king-cobra-cobes-annoyed-bored-dead-inside-gif-12545530605841629067

[full nebula]

everclear

[hexed igloo]

Rest in peace you won't be missed🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️

[full nebula]

heyyy

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2060520823602151802

Deadlock Archive (@DeadlockArchive)

I've been maining Doorman since I started playing the game and I've never used the doors, and a friend of mine got really upset and told me I was playing with "The Man"

u/-VH9-

X · May 30, 2026, 12:37 AM

[hexed igloo]

I will say though my girl goes feral when she's drunk

[sterile stone]

I won’t lie

[full nebula]

eh honestly he was kind of lika a tragic case of being too gullible, just letting people feed him gallons of alcohol

[sterile stone]

I’m surprised with as much torture as he put his body through

Eating utter garbage

And drinking himself into a stupor

He survived as long as he did

[full nebula]

his trolls were like doordashing gallons of everclear to his house near the end

[hexed igloo]

Paymoneywubby did a segment of cooking some of his recipes and it's actually peak

[sterile stone]

Bro if I see Mountain Dew hotdogs anywhere in my kitchen

Someone is getting put on a tshirt

[sterile stone]

Didn’t he make some fucked up boiled eggs aswell

[median steeple]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DY-OYrax859/

Check this shit out

[hexed igloo]

https://youtu.be/TM7Nf6X5NWs?si=a0H1TR0PKyJNz9W3

He made the eggs

[ripe quest]

I like how it interacts with social taboos just right enough to make it sound really suspicious but it'd be outrageous to voice direct suspicion.

[hexed igloo]

I'll never stop pushing wubby genuinely the only streamer I watch

[ripe quest]

I gotta say Hive Scum so far has been quite enjoyable. I'm a huge fan of the quality of players immediately dropping like an anvil once I hit malice.

er heresy sorry

[sterile stone]

It really does taste like organ failure

[hexed igloo]

If you know Kay's Cooking he's also done some of them

[sterile stone]

He’s really loading all his bases ain’t he

Kay’s cooking is a special kind of CIA torture method

[glossy nimbus]

What the fuck

Death recipes

[sterile stone]

Legendary kidney burster

[hexed igloo]

The Kay's one he has a genuine Michelin star chef alongside cooking the recipes the "correct" way and it's great

[sterile stone]

Link

[hexed igloo]

https://youtu.be/EgVIJffmUEE?si=koNiS3jFLrqlX4j0

[sterile stone]

A lot of retrospect

And I’m realizing the over indulgence of Mountain Dew

In literally everything he consumed

Probably is what killed him

Probably

[hexed igloo]

Well yeah

[sterile stone]

Broooother

“Oh he does have Down’s syndrome”

“No he doesn’t”

“Oh”

https://tenor.com/view/kekwtf-gif-18599263

[hexed igloo]

Welcome to wubby

[sterile stone]

Brother

What the fuck is a egg slut sandwich

Who the hell is out here naming shit

[hexed igloo]

If you watch it another 30sec it's explained

[sterile stone]

I watched the whole thing

And most of what I absorbed is just

Chronic shitposting

[hexed igloo]

You didn't you skipped thru and probably skipped past it

It's a 28min video and it's been 10 since I linked it you haven't even watched half of it

[full nebula]

trapaholics

real trap shit

walk with ya boys

damn son where'd ya find this?

[sterile stone]

That is mighty tistic of you to just count the minutes

[hexed igloo]

I looked at the clock you fuckin troglodyte

[sterile stone]

But I got to the sandwich part where they were done

Going back and watching Kay’s actual version is like

Fucking gross

Brother not everyone is meant to chef it up

[sterile stone]

Fuck you btw

This doesn’t even qualify as slop

[hexed igloo]

I put you onto something funny and this is how you thank me

[sterile stone]

Well yeah

[hexed igloo]

That's it I'm sucking all knowledge of this out of your fuckin brain and I'm gatekeeping everything now

[sterile stone]

You ain’t shit

[sterile stone]

You can’t pull that Mr.krabs shit here

[hexed igloo]

Just saw smth funny I'm not showing u tho

[sterile stone]

Woooow

Bitch made ass

I thought we were friends

[hexed igloo]

Just saw somewhere you can find terabytes of hot goth chicks with piercings but I'm keeping that shit to myself

[sterile stone]

I knew you weren’t shit

[hexed igloo]

I'm just telling you about it so that I can gloat

[sterile stone]

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight

And your ac doesn’t work

[hexed igloo]

Ion use ac anyway

And sucks to suck my bed is always prewarmed by a baddie

[sterile stone]

Yeah yeah whatever

Trailer park based life form

[hexed igloo]

Trailer park is a step up from the street you gutter trash

[sterile stone]

No it isn’t

It’s arguably worse

Unless it’s like Canada

[hexed igloo]

A trailer is better than the gutter in every situation

[sterile stone]

What if it’s a gutter in Japan

[hexed igloo]

Go back home bro I'll hold the manhole open for you

[sterile stone]

Boy shut yah mouth

[hexed igloo]

Fuckin sewer rat

[twilit shard]

Debatable

[sterile stone]

I know you got DNA matching master splinter

[hexed igloo]

Yeah and I'll use it to beat yo ass back under your bridge

[sterile stone]

Shut yah gaff before I call your father

[hexed igloo]

Call him what? Daddy?

[sterile stone]

Charles Entertainment cheese

[hexed igloo]

Sounds about right for you

[sterile stone]

Rat pack ass mf

[hexed igloo]

Least I got a pack bro even the cockroaches will step over your body to get at the apple cores

[sterile stone]

You communicating huh

Like the wild thorneberries

Matter of fact

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I had some deep communication with your mother last night

[sterile stone]

The best you got is some shit from 2005

Fent fer brains going down like a flat tire

[hexed igloo]

Time out what does that even mean

2005?

[sterile stone]

Bruh your mom jokes are like

2005 era shit

[hexed igloo]

They're timeless bro

[sterile stone]

That’s some shit a grown ass 40 yr old dad would use

When he has no ammo

[hexed igloo]

When the opportunity presents itself

[sterile stone]

Fuck ass

[hexed igloo]

Much like "she _ on my _ til I _"

[sterile stone]

I bet you got a pair of new balance and cargo shorts

[hexed igloo]

Fuckass formatting I'm gonna kill discord ceo

[sterile stone]

It was worse

[hexed igloo]

Alright sweatpants and ribbed jeans pack it up

[sterile stone]

Fuck you mean

[hexed igloo]

You ain't got no print to show why you even wearing sweatpants for

[sterile stone]

First off wrong

[ripe quest]

trauma staff psyker pox burstered me in heresy I'm lobotomizing skitarii

[sterile stone]

And second

Look elsewhere

[hexed igloo]

Is your dick somewhere it shouldn't be?

[sterile stone]

Life is too short to be sausage watching

[obsidian prairie]

How else am I gonna know they're cooked

[hexed igloo]

Says everyone who doesn't show print

Smh my head

[sterile stone]

Do you just go around watching dude’s pants for a print

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes I take note of it I guess

[sterile stone]

You belong on a watch list

[hexed igloo]

Well no I'm looking at adults

Weird that you thought of that though

[sterile stone]

You can still be a creep looking at adults too

The fuck

Why did you default to kids

[hexed igloo]

Sorry that's my bad iain mean to do that to you

[sterile stone]

I expect as much from someone who drinks monster

[hexed igloo]

Okay now what does that mean

Damn bro shocked himself to silence or smth

[sterile stone]

I went to go get a bottle of water

Cause you know

I enjoy having a functioning liver

[hexed igloo]

Cringe

[sterile stone]

I bet you don’t get yah vitamins either do you

Bones weaker than yah will to live

[hexed igloo]

I'll have you know monster has a shitton of vitamins added

[sterile stone]

Yeah and sugar too

[hexed igloo]

0 sugar boss

I don't drink the sugared shit

[sterile stone]

That’s not how that works

[hexed igloo]

Cept maybe as a sweet treat sometimes

[sterile stone]

There’s artificial sweeteners

[hexed igloo]

Yeah, which isn't sugar

Are u stupid

[sterile stone]

Yeah fuck ass it’s arguably just as bad

[hexed igloo]

It's really not lmao

[sterile stone]

Look on the back of the can

Is there stevia or monk fruit in there

[hexed igloo]

Aspartame which is afaik the primary sweetener used in sugarfree drinks is harmless

[hexed igloo]

What the fuck natural dogshit do u think I'm drinking no this shit is erythritol

[sterile stone]

It’s still not super healthy

Aspartame is linked to side effects

Usually neurological

[hexed igloo]

Sure man I accept meta-analysises as sources

Whenever ur ready

[sterile stone]

Would you even read them

[hexed igloo]

Yeah

I like to learn various things

If you can change my opinion go for it

[sterile stone]

Okay I guess the link just doesn’t want to work

[sterile basalt]

it's not super healthy but it'd prob better than drinking 63g of sugar

[sterile stone]

For sure yeah

[sterile stone]

I know for a fact you ain’t drinking just one of them bitches a day

[sterile basalt]

Also u should look at the papers detailing bad effects of aspartame and see if they’re funded by sugar making companies lol

[sterile stone]

Hold

[sterile basalt]

The answer is usually yes

[sterile stone]

The goods and bads in there

The FDA can’t be trusted worth a damn

But the WHO I feel isn’t as fucked

[sterile basalt]

Well yea they’re bought out

[sterile basalt]

Nah. Sugar companies worldwide can still fund their research etc to influence things

Academia is nowhere as pure as u think

[sterile stone]

I’m aware

I bring up the whole breast feeding vs baby formula talk from time to time

[hexed igloo]

So 25mg/kg for a healthy adult would be 22 12fl oz cans of coke zero

About

Per day

[sterile stone]

Tangerine can do it

[hexed igloo]

Point me to him

[sterile basalt]

I’ll also mention that every research related to organic chemistry are gonna be at least a bit more wack than the others

[hexed igloo]

Who tf eats tangerines

[sterile stone]

Orange man you fucking stooge

[hexed igloo]

But still, that's an inordinate amount of aspartame

[sterile basalt]

Food science is basically fully in the realm of org chem so

[hearty nebula]

gub

[sterile basalt]

Weird things are bound to happen

[chrome wave]

briefly looked through the abstract and the results. it's only 28 people

[hexed igloo]

"Man this chemical is dangerous as hell they injected 4 million times the recommended daily intake into a rat and it fucking exploded"

[sterile stone]

I also mentioned how I doubt people are drinking just one a day

[chrome wave]

they even mention this in their discussion

they mention it again here at toward th end of the discussion

[hexed igloo]

But yeah I won't argue aspartame is dangerous for you in high doses, however that's a pretty high dose of 22 cans of coke in one day, but also anything turns poison in a high enough dose

[sterile stone]

Ah so yeah not really a control group

[void bison]

TIL i can drink 21.9 cans of coke today

[chrome wave]

it's not even the control group that was the problem it was just the paltry amount of people

[sterile stone]

Unless you’re slamming like 7 a day

[chrome wave]

plus in the last screeny i sent their methodology doesn't restrict their intake before/after they just go on trust

[sterile basalt]

The human body actually has way higher tolerance to most substances than people like to think, barring the extremely poisonous / toxic stuff

[sterile stone]

So at the end of this all

Shits unreliable

[chrome wave]

in their table if we're to take it at face value and assume that 28 is well enough and true then it's a difference of like... 10%

[hexed igloo]

That's still only 8mg/kg of aspartame (assuming 75kg individual) which is classified as "low dose"

[sterile basalt]

For example the fact that u can eat a bar of chocolate and be entirely fine

[hexed igloo]

If you eat 4 million bananas the radiation will kill you

[misty nova]

Micro dosing on fent

So when the fent epidemic starts

I'll have tolerance

[chrome wave]

the other part of the study that i can't find (maybe because i'm blind and just skimming) is that they don't mention how much aspartame the participants ingested

[sterile stone]

So it’s inconclusive and at best goes on a trust system

[sterile basalt]

There’re also cases where u eat smth that’s gone bad but just have diarrhea or bad stomachache for a while

[sterile stone]

Best we can do with that is disregard

[sterile basalt]

If u were a different animal u prob woulda died from that

[sterile stone]

Fuck you mean when it starts?

[chrome wave]

personally i would just say "hey if you're really really really hyperfocused on doing everything possible to accomplish something super duper important soon then maybe skipping your coke zero might help. better than nothing"

[sterile basalt]

Inconclusive and maybe correlated

Is what u can sum up 90% of food healthy research

[sterile stone]

Philly has had a fent crisis for a while

[hexed igloo]

For the most part studies around food additives end up being "yeah as long as you don't eat 25x the recommended you'll be fine"

[tall marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/363377651001589761/830243085366853652/dogy.gif

[sterile stone]

I should also factor in rate of digestion based on things like mobility

I remember hearing shit like your body retains more sugars if you just sit on your ass a lot

[hexed igloo]

Drink normal coke instead

[sterile stone]

Skip that

Just do coke

[hexed igloo]

It's called getting fat

[sterile stone]

Right

[chrome wave]

shrug

[sterile stone]

But if your metabolism slows down

And you’re slamming those drinks

Like sure it’s not a lot per can

But if your body isn’t processing faster than your ingesting

[chrome wave]

the only thing i know for sure is that eating a lot of oils at once gives you bubble gut and staying active makes your twilight years a lot better

[sterile stone]

That can probably catch up to you

[hexed igloo]

Again, 22 full sized cans of coke zero every day to reach the "high dose"

[chrome wave]

also lift with your legs because your knees goin out is a lot more tolerable than your back goin out

[sterile basalt]

Is that why ur almost obese

[sterile stone]

I’m not even talking about drinking an absurd amount

[misty nova]

Don't worry about it

[hexed igloo]

Which by the way is almost 800mg of caffeine which will get you long before the aspartame does

[sterile stone]

I’m talking about getting to a point where your body doesn’t filter out what you’ve put in fast enough

Because of inactivity

Like sure you won’t feel the effects within like

A week or a month

But if your daily routine is you sitting on your ass

And drinking like 2 or 3 a day

It will at some point catch up to you

[hexed igloo]

I don't know how aspartame and the like are processed, but considering they don't have any kind of calories I figure it just gets filtered out of your blood and you piss it out pretty quickly

[sterile stone]

There’s ways to tell with your piss

Kinda sorta

[hexed igloo]

Idk if it's fat-soluble but if it isn't, it ain't sticking around

[sterile stone]

I remember reading if your piss is super foamy

You’ve got a excess of protein I think?

[tall marten]

are you fellas discussing how much coke zero it takes to kill a man?

[sterile stone]

Human metabolic systems

[hexed igloo]

Aspartame is not fat soluble you're pissing it all out within the day

[sterile stone]

And the effects

[sterile stone]

Really?

[hexed igloo]

Yea

Well probably not the "in a day"

But it ain't sticking around longer than a couple

[sterile stone]

Is this factoring in a healthy metabolism

Or like

[hexed igloo]

In general

Being fat doesn't mean you piss less often

[sterile stone]

No I get that

But just kinda leaning in on the idea of like

Okay so let’s say you drank 3 in one day right

Let’s say you aren’t a very active person

Your metabolism processes this stuff slowly

Let’s say it takes maybe

4 days at the worst

[hexed igloo]

Google ai cos I'm lazy

[sterile stone]

But you still keep drinking more each day

[hexed igloo]

Phenylalanine is good for you, and aspartic acid and methanol fall into the "no big deal" department

[sterile stone]

I’m looking at that Wikipedia citation and I’m not feeling confident

[hexed igloo]

Iirc a tomato has like 5x the amount of aspartic acid as a can of coke

[hexed igloo]

+12

[sterile stone]

2*

[hexed igloo]

And Wikipedia is generally a reliable source

[sterile stone]

Alright I’ll raise you then

How does this work in conjunction to let’s say

[hexed igloo]

Your teachers just lied because Wikipedia is too easy of a source to cite

[sterile stone]

A mixed diet

[tall marten]

so how much banana do i have to eat before the radiation kills me

[sterile stone]

Let’s say one day you do a white monster aaaaand like

A cheeseburger right

And the next day you do like a wrap

[sterile stone]

[hexed igloo]

You've consumed a negligible amount of erythritol and however much aspartame was in the food

[sterile basalt]

If the burger and the wrap are made from fresh produce then they’re actually quite healthy

It’s only rly bad if they’re made with ultra processed ingredients

[sterile stone]

It’s America so that’s not super out of the realm of possibility

[hexed igloo]

Man processed food isn't inherently bad

The dose makes the poison

[sterile stone]

I’d say the preservatives in the food does a good chunk of harm

[sterile basalt]

It’s America so it’s more like the norm

[hexed igloo]

Yeah if you eat significantly more than the recommended intake

Salt is a preservative

[sterile stone]

Okay stop right there

Cause you know damn well that’s easy to do here

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it is, that doesn't mean it's inherently bad

[sterile basalt]

But like if u buy actual ground beef from grocery and make ur own bread and make the meat patty by urself without going ham on weird chemicals then it’s actually pretty healthy

[sterile stone]

A lot of meals at fast food places will inadvertently go over your daily recommended intake

In a single sitting

[hexed igloo]

Yep

[sterile stone]

Ffs I forgot the drink

I really wish I remember it

[sterile basalt]

Bang?

[sterile stone]

I think?

[hexed igloo]

The panera charged lemonade

[sterile stone]

The sugar intake for a whole can was like

63g of sugar

[hexed igloo]

Yeah that's standard

[sterile stone]

No

[hexed igloo]

Most energy drinks you'll find are at about 60g

[sterile stone]

16 fl oz can

[void bison]

1L of coca cola has 2 billion grams of sugar

[sterile basalt]

I forgot

I haven’t had Coca Cola in a long time

[void bison]

maybe enough to slay a horse

[sterile basalt]

I drink tea

[hexed igloo]

I prefer pepsi

[void bison]

with enough liters

[sterile basalt]

With monk fruit as sweetener

@sterile stone u shud try

Monk fruit sweetener is crazy

[sterile stone]

I have

I used it as a sugar replacement when I use to drink coffee

[sterile basalt]

No I mean buy the actual dried monk fruit

[hexed igloo]

Outside of energy drinks I consume water with 0cal juice flavor

[sterile basalt]

And put it in water

[sterile stone]

Oh

Shit dude I most drink tea and water these days

I’ll have a soda like

Once or twice a month

[sterile basalt]

Monk fruit is a cheat code to cutting down sugar intake

[sterile stone]

Mostly cause tea and water is cheaper

[hexed igloo]

Did you know if you drink 1400 liters of tea you'll die

Fun factoid

[sterile stone]

Say less

[hexed igloo]

It has to be under an hour tho

[sterile basalt]

It’s like 250 times sweeter than sucrose

[hexed igloo]

Every hour you add you have to drink another 500L

[sterile stone]

Yeah you’d be dead way before that

[hexed igloo]

You maybe

[sterile stone]

Human stomach can only hold like 5lbs of food at once right?

[hexed igloo]

Yours maybe

[void bison]

mr human water balloon

[sterile stone]

Oh my bad

[hexed igloo]

Oughhhhh pats my sloshing huge belly

[sterile basalt]

Try monk fruit, u can order them online or get them from Chinatown prob

[sterile stone]

Not everyone can enjoy the diet of gasoline and paint chips

[sterile basalt]

It’s actually so gud

[sterile stone]

I’m pretty sure I can get it from a Asian market

If we ever go back to one

[hexed igloo]

I'll have you know I typically eat hookers that I lure into alleyways

[sterile stone]

I tried this weird fruit once

It’s like a grape

But it has a shell

[hexed igloo]

Was it a grape

[sterile basalt]

That doesn’t narrow it down much

[hearty nebula]

Dude

[sterile stone]

Okay the best way to describe it is

[hexed igloo]

Probably a lychee?

[sterile stone]

It’s a grape with a shell

That you gotta crack open

It’s brown on the outside

[hearty nebula]

What the fuck is up with auto shredder on exe stance mmf vet

[sterile stone]

With little tendril things

[sterile basalt]

Longan?

[sterile stone]

And it’s got a seed in the center of the grape

[hearty nebula]

This shit is disgustingly good

[sterile stone]

Sauced

[hearty nebula]

Dude it's beyond sauced

[sterile basalt]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvAfwTmF7OhtwkIoJ5ibfx-bMCbH7bMZpznP2o_JfEOBHQ9hmQd7HrDIlfUVlzKeYGzSk8O2_IcJ-uqh5vXsvbmK-NtmH8LkyF4uwwZiDXlg&s=10

This?

[sterile stone]

Yep

Yep yep

[sterile basalt]

That’s longan

[hearty nebula]

Ur mom is longan

[sterile basalt]

Nah lychee is red/pink

[sterile stone]

Longan taste weird

It’s like a grape flavor

But also not

[sterile basalt]

It’s pretty intensely sweet

Maybe not for Americans

But for us normal people this is like intensely sweet

[sterile stone]

Us normal people he says

Like this mf is normal

[sterile basalt]

Yea

[sterile stone]

But anyways

Golden kiwis

And golden dragon fruit

[hearty nebula]

To be fair that's literally just our most dogshit junk foods we have that you buy because it's cheap, not because it's good

[sterile stone]

God tier fruit

[hexed igloo]

Golden kiwis are better than green

[sterile basalt]

I don’t have diet mainly involving red40 and corn syrup

[hexed igloo]

Dragonfruit tastes like fucking nothint

[hearty nebula]

where it's just uber sweet to mask how awful it actually tastes

[sterile stone]

Gotta try the golden one

[hexed igloo]

It's like vaguely sweet and kinda fruit-esque

[sterile stone]

It’s got a bit of a tart taste

[hexed igloo]

Dragonfruit tastes like a dragonfruit flavored lacroix

Yk

[sterile basalt]

Kiwi fruits are actually originally from China btw

[sterile stone]

I don’t believe you

Also

These mfs are expeneeeeensiiive

[sterile basalt]

Yea it’s only exported to NZ like around 20th century

[sterile stone]

Fucking $5.60 for one

[sterile basalt]

It originated from China

[sterile stone]

What province did they come from

[sterile basalt]

Central eastern regions in China

U can look it up lol I’m not lying to u

[sterile stone]

I may

But also I have work in the morning

So I need to shleep

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2060714355511943306 they just canonically made him pregnant

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[tall marten]

therre is no way thats real

[signal spoke]

Why does it bounce like that bro

[hexed igloo]

Woody inflation

You can tell when they're losing hope for a series when they start inserting thinly veiled fetish content

[hearty nebula]

lol

[sterile basalt]

It’s the event modifier giving u way more damage

[hearty nebula]

I know

It does fine without modifier tho

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-holding-laugh-covering-laugh-gif-10899551814881068905

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-fortnite-mymomiskindahomeless-cringe-gif-7944978134360840147

[woeful jacinth]

are there any thunderhammer cosmetics that arent reskins or the one from imperial edition

[hearty nebula]

like maybe one

[misty nova]

Possibly 1

[woeful jacinth]

god this games monetization is so whack lol

[signal spoke]

I think there was one TH skin that was red and black colour

[misty nova]

Last match I had a recon vet and he shot the entire match because 180% extra damage is actually something

[eternal mica]

how am i not taking any damage?

[spring palm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fmbZcV2tqUQ average zealot name

[spare talon]

your toughness is restoring at a higher rate than the damage youre recieving

remember that melee damage is dealt to your health based on the percent of missing toughness

if youre topped off, the hit goes to toughness entirely

[signal spoke]

Toughness is not a shield that chips all damage until it breaks

As some people say online with little knowledge or nothing at all

[misty nova]

the tickler

[delicate shadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NVvnkJ0Sw

[twilit shard]

Guitar Center gets whatever they deserve for what they offer ppl who sell

[glossy nimbus]

Tide player discovers crowd control

https://tenor.com/view/oprah-emotional-crying-tears-wipe-gif-9323600216654592236

You'll be amazed to learn other weapons do a much better job

[eternal mica]

i like my pirate sword tho it match the pirate cosmetic

[signal spoke]

Use more your pushes then

If you want to see your pirate sword more than just poking trash hordes

[sleek igloo]

Can someone rate my zealot build? Im loving it so far but I want to get other people's thoughts

[glossy nimbus]

sure share it

[sleek igloo]

Okay. Uhhh... how exactly?

[glossy nimbus]

take pictures of it or make it in gameslantern then share it here

[sleek igloo]

Okay thank you, im gonna try to go the latter route

[misty nova]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor

[grand lynx]

So I'm enjoying the invis elite bonker playstyle but how on earth am i supposed to get through hordes on the higher difficulties to get at the specials/ elites that walk in with them? I've tried shoving them all away before i pop my skill but they just run back up to me anyways like I'm not even invisible

[spare talon]

if youre trying to invis bonk every special/elite then youre going to have a rough time

especially when you try to do it in a situation where its just not feasable yet

[hexed igloo]

Didn't know that lmao

[spare talon]

elites mixed in with horde is called a mixed horde and that exact situation is something you learn to deal with

[sleek igloo]

Great-chainsword Beserker - Zealot Build for Darktide - Darktide WH40k https://share.google/eN9dyNjmd2ovAe2fV

[spare talon]

attacking both the horde and elites at the same time

[sleek igloo]

That should be the proper link

[hexed igloo]

In my personal game play using invis oneshotter, I often just hit shroud when im a little low on toughness, the dmg bonus is still great from the front and let's you onetap most things

[glossy nimbus]

Lot better than I expected

[hexed igloo]

Like I'll just pop it to kill the rager that's swinging on me and continue with what I was doing

[glossy nimbus]

Im not sure if desperation is worth it

but good job

[hexed igloo]

The cooldown is almost nothing anyway so

[sleek igloo]

Thank you! I greatly appreciate it

[sleek igloo]

Actually now that you mention it, your right. It does help a bit after push spamming out of a tight spot, but im pretty sure I originally only had it to get faithful frenzy when I was still leveling up zealot. What do you think I should replace it with?

[misty nova]

No duelist

Are you shitting me rn

You get perfect strike and Bloodthirsty

And you don't get duelist

Really

[sleek igloo]

Heavy eviscerator doesnt have a finese stat

[misty nova]

Not how that works dawg

Finesse is weakspot and critical damage

[grand lynx]

I've noticed that a mixed horde is more or less all there is the higher up i go, is there supposed to be more breaks or something? Is that playstyle just not viable then if I'm just dealing with hordes all the time anyways?

[sleek igloo]

Oh, I didnt know

[hexed igloo]

Skill makes up for perk gaps

[spare talon]

its very much viable, im saying youre going about it the wrong way

[grand lynx]

That's pretty much what I've been reduced to lol feels like a massive waste of my 150% extra backstab damage though

[spare talon]

for like 90% of things, this is overkill

[grand lynx]

Could you go into more detail in that case?

[hexed igloo]

No no think of it this way it's 300% backstab and 150% if you just hit their head at all

[spare talon]

you dont need to stealth backstab everything

[hexed igloo]

(It's not really but basically)

[sleek igloo]

I feel im already doing really good crit and weakspot damage tho. Should I go with duelist or should I get blood redemption since im always in the meat of the frontline

[spare talon]

theres some situations where its not feasable and thats fine, knowing when those are and if you can change the situation to allow for it is part of the playstyle

[grand lynx]

Maybe it's because I'm not fully upgraded on my gear but I'm not even one tapping maulers from the front lol

[hexed igloo]

You only really need to shroud backstab on things like crushers and bosses

[hexed igloo]

What weap

[glossy nimbus]

I mean Maulers arent made to be onetapped

[spare talon]

i assume thammer which is a very "needs to be properly built" weapon

[glossy nimbus]

they can be though

[grand lynx]

Funny bonk boomstick (thundrr hammer)

[hexed igloo]

I can onetap em from the front reliably lmao

[spare talon]

how is it built

[glossy nimbus]

read like a book

[glossy nimbus]

Ah yeah right

true

fotf helps a lot

[hexed igloo]

Yeah for a good thammer it takes such a precise build to really get good use

[hexed igloo]

I be shrouding

[grand lynx]

Id have to get home but the blessings are stacking str on heavy and extra str based on how long i hold my heavy

[sleek igloo]

Is there a way I could see how much it boost my damage or nah?

[spare talon]

stacking strength on hit you mean? there is no blessing that does that on heavy

[grand lynx]

Its not maxed by far but like I'm not even on auric

[spare talon]

if youre on damnation its the same thing

[grand lynx]

Must be im working off memory sorry

[spare talon]

same hp values

[grand lynx]

I've been on heresy

[glossy nimbus]

gay

[spare talon]

its probably the weapon stats then

as long as i have a few on-hit buffs stacked up i can one shot maulers without an ability

on damn/auric

[hexed igloo]

Says you

Pot calling the kettle black

[grand lynx]

Must be i guess

[hexed igloo]

80 power thammer

[grand lynx]

This mastery thing feels like grinding for the sake of grinding

[spare talon]

this is better than how it used to be

[hexed igloo]

For weapons you don't like yeah but it doesn't take too long to max it

[spare talon]

it used to be rng on upgrade

[grand lynx]

Yeah i played on launch but those weapons just feel garbage now lol

Just got back into the game this past week when i saw the dlc classes on sale

[hexed igloo]

For your crowd issues with thammer might I recommend relic blade

With shroud the sprinting heavy thrust does still quite comical damage, and it has really good cc, esp when powered

[ivory marlin]

Shiny tinkaton pisses me off

I like it

The hammer is a nice color

But she doesn’t change at all

And also

Canonically

The hammer is made up of dead birds

[grand lynx]

Is sprinting heavy thrust different to a sprinting heavy?

[hexed igloo]

Yes

Well no

[ivory marlin]

Not even the same color as the shiny bird tho

[hexed igloo]

One mark of the relic blade, it's sprinting heavy is an absolutely beautiful thrust that reaches like 5 meters

[grand lynx]

Might have to grab one

What's the dump stat

[willow dust]

damage

[hexed igloo]

With that bad boy and my weird build I can onetap plague ogryns and nurgle beasts on auric

[hexed igloo]

Mobility like usual

[grand lynx]

Fair

[hexed igloo]

Relic is basically
See armor > turn on blade
Armor gone > turn it off

[spare talon]

i qq relic blade like a schizophrenic without even realizing it

[glossy nimbus]

qq?

[spare talon]

what does q do in this game

[ivory marlin]

Chat

My ability button is enter

[hexed igloo]

Thanks I didn't wanna ask and look stupid

[hexed igloo]

Swap?

[ivory marlin]

And. Chat is q

[smoky oak]

Same thing y does in mw2

[spare talon]

what does doing that twice do

[glossy nimbus]

Inject puke in my veins

thats what q does

[hexed igloo]

It jerks you off really fast

[ivory marlin]

Wait q actually does smth?

[hexed igloo]

See above

[glossy nimbus]

Also yeah I do the same thing with relic

[ivory marlin]

Wiah

[glossy nimbus]

Injects clown girl puke in your veins.

[willow dust]

q only changes between your primary and secondary

[ivory marlin]

Oh,

No thanks

[hexed igloo]

🤤

[willow dust]

i assume some people like doing that instead of just turning off the relic blade

[glossy nimbus]

Its a lot easier n faster

[smoky oak]

It's faster

[delicate shadow]

a terrible day to have eyes

[ivory marlin]

Can you ban argus for that

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but relic activate is also block

[smoky oak]

Shhhhhh..... just swap eyes with me, you'll see nothing

[spare talon]

not just that but also to completely reset the state of the combo

[willow dust]

blocking also does that no

[glossy nimbus]

Always a good day

[spare talon]

yes but you cant sprint while blocking

i got places to be

like in that gunners face

i aint stopping to block

[willow dust]

speaking of

[smoky oak]

Block the bullets

[willow dust]

i've seen people get the stab move on demand without sprinting

how do you guys do it

[spare talon]

2 ways

[misty nova]

Dodge slide

[spare talon]

one is with a block and the other is with a slide

[smoky oak]

[spare talon]

basically that

[glossy nimbus]

Does blocking actually activate relic

wait no

[smoky oak]

Oh i do this without thinking

[glossy nimbus]

it sounds as blocking

nvm

[spare talon]

its a bit tricky to get down but once you get the order of inputs down youve got it

[spare talon]

youre considered in a blocking state while activating/deactivating it if thats what youre asking

[willow dust]

i know this one, but i saw a streamer doing it in place

without sliding

maybe im schizophrenic

[hard nexus]

tap sprint

u can do it almost on the spot with right timing

[willow dust]

interesting

[smoky oak]

You can even fall through the map with the right timing

[hard nexus]

yeah that

i mean i can do it better tbh

but

[willow dust]

oh yea this is the one

[hard nexus]

basically that

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323462737225056348/1435322414383894699/ezgif-73c3a34212679e.gif

[hard nexus]

TRUE

[hard nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1130953226611597413/1272268934170677369/GQYg7ivWMAE1RSC.gif

[willow dust]

i was gonna play a bit of animal crossing happy home designer, but now i want to figure this out. haha.

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1328835856701849630/1733634972526851.gif

[glossy nimbus]

Oh fuck

That game was kinda nice

[frosty herald]

Very useful to do when your sprinting away from enemies

Itl just auto block the slide backstabs

[grand lynx]

And blessings?

[hexed igloo]

Tbh I don't remember slaughterer I think