#zealot-class

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misty ravine
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Chimkin

ivory marlin
misty ravine
ivory marlin
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FUCK

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I knew i felt a disturbance

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Zalots cool and all but big hunky men shirtless class exists

misty nova
ivory marlin
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Hi higui

ripe crown
ivory marlin
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I like hot men

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There's only one fun one rn

ripe crown
ivory marlin
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No hot women tho so ogryn win

ivory marlin
visual stream
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I hate every single head cosmetic we have except for the verminhide eyepatch you get from buying VT2

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Some of our chestpieces and leggings are cool though

ivory marlin
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My zealot uses the uhhhh

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Brown version of the gimp mask

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Iirc

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No i lied

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Its one of the krieg masks

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I do like vet's drip a bit more but zealot does have that ridiculous-to-the-point-of-cool drip that I admire

ripe crown
misty nova
ivory marlin
visual stream
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I like the hood better when it stays down on the torso cosmetic

ivory marlin
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This is wrong

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I use thammer

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And the pegleg

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Otherwise thats basically my zealot

solar mountain
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Homeless bdsm drip

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I’ll send some screenshots later

ivory marlin
solar mountain
ivory marlin
ripe crown
ripe crown
ivory marlin
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I like vet

ripe crown
ivory marlin
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Cuz i look like a soldier

signal spoke
ripe crown
visual stream
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Because that's what we got kek

ivory marlin
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Cant get more simple than this

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I love it tho

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Bro looks like he dies in a cutscene to show how evil the evil guy is

solar mountain
ripe crown
misty ravine
ivory marlin
visual stream
misty ravine
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I think Psyker has the best drip overall, even the free stuff looks good

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misty nova
shadow spruce
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ripe crown
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Dude acts as straight as a pride parade

ivory marlin
shadow spruce
heady rapids
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this shit is so peak

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ivory marlin
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It's the BA axe

heady rapids
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what does he even do

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tulip gulch
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farm

shadow spruce
frosty herald
heady rapids
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not a big deal

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thye siege rework is so cool

median steeple
shadow spruce
tulip gulch
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thats foo fighters

misty nova
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The crusade never ends

ivory marlin
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Dude ff my favorite jojo

ripe crown
ripe crown
# misty nova The crusade never ends

I’ve slain many a heretic in this emperor damned Hive city

but as long as our spirit can heed the call of the golden throne

And our bodies can carry out his will

Then we do so gladly and with Zealchadgryn

wheat matrix
tepid sorrel
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i love darktide btw

shadow spruce
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mechwarrior chaos reign @void bison

south prism
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find this creature.

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signal spoke
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What is john fortnite doing in overwatch

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shadow spruce
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what you didnt think theyd go both ways

south prism
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i've organized 1000 books

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slender mica
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shelving books?

south prism
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you just don't understand how good it feels to find the book that will finish off a shelf you started 30 minutes ago

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sure i could use magic to find it

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what would i gain from that

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i see the book, i grab the book, i put it where it's meant to go

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simple clean pleasure

slender mica
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my mistake

south prism
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unless you'd rather me start doing smack??

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or fentanyl???

slender mica
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im sorry

south prism
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huh?? huh?????

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huh???????

slender mica
south prism
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you want me to DIE????

violet hornet
south prism
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also sometimes you can throw the books just right to make a tower of them and it gives me the rush of a lifetime

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slender mica
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woaw

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holy fuck that title list

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you read those books in whatever world and you probably become an archmage or something

south prism
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this little world is cool because they have a whole category for books about the "otherworld" and it's just our world lol

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the titles are funny

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ohhh my godddd it feels so good

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radiant sluice
south prism
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this is literally game of the year

acoustic dune
acoustic dune
south prism
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you can get magic abilities that makes finding books easier but frankly i think it's pretty stupid

obsidian prairie
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I beat that in 2:28 last night

acoustic dune
south prism
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show me your license

obsidian prairie
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2 hours 28 minutes

acoustic dune
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:3

radiant sluice
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you should read each book fr fr

south prism
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i'd love to read some of these books

obsidian prairie
south prism
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god i wanna read this

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south prism
radiant sluice
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😭

slender mica
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thats fucked up lol

south prism
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jesus christ i haven't used ":3" in years

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this game's doing something to my brain

radiant sluice
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:3c

hearty nebula
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:3

radiant sluice
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UwU

hearty nebula
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no

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too far

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die

void bison
radiant sluice
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Sorry sorry

frosty herald
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looks neat

south prism
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music's nice

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looks nice

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peak games

obsidian prairie
south prism
frosty herald
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gun and ball gamer

solar gorge
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this game makes me think about pvkk and how it's still not out

south prism
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game for type B gamers

south prism
heady rapids
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they used ai for some things but it's pretty cool if you're into those type of games

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like the raking sim

obsidian prairie
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and the cleaning stuff

south prism
obsidian prairie
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There is an entire section on bardcore

frosty herald
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you do get spells to make it easier tho

south prism
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kinda defeats the whole purpose to me

frosty herald
south prism
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i did find the keys though, that was fun

static surge
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hello brothers and sisters

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i play a relic blade and in game you can see me under the name of GenivaSugestion

spice crystal
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play speed zealot

static surge
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dont know how that works tho i have a wound build

misty nova
ripe quest
south prism
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honestly though a lot of the categories are also color coded

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so it's not so bad

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similar cover art etc

ripe quest
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mhm I'm just picking one or two groups and sifting through the piles for books of that color/design

static surge
south prism
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i wish the game would let us make piles neatly instead of just tossing them around

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makes organization easier stacking stuff

misty nova
static surge
ripe quest
static surge
hearty nebula
shadow spruce
shadow spruce
hearty nebula
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hell yeag

shadow spruce
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the move speed is abysmal

static surge
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do you zeloth people also arp as repentia/sororitas ?

shadow spruce
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some particularly mentally ill do i think

radiant sluice
ivory marlin
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Hows the music career going?

slender mica
frosty herald
slender mica
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crazy ass zealot women

violet hornet
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Arp

slender mica
static surge
hearty nebula
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Ur cool too yam

frosty herald
misty nova
static surge
hearty nebula
ripe quest
ivory marlin
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Real

slender mica
ripe quest
ivory marlin
static surge
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cant wait for my sword to be maxed

plush estuary
slender mica
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who is graham and why is he cracker?

static surge
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Can i dm a screenshot to some off you cause i believe theres something wrong with my bolt pistol

frosty herald
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Yap for like a few more messages

errant bluff
static surge
plush estuary
static surge
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No seriously emperor blessed my bolt pistol I hope it won't be gone tomorrow

hearty nebula
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h

slender mica
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lol

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yeah she is puppy

misty nova
hearty nebula
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Puppy gaming

static surge
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Fat shark give me a sororitas armor set with backpack and my wallet is yours

hearty nebula
slender mica
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now if you want kriegslop

static surge
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Nah the coat on arbites is sick

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And the knight like armor on zeloth is ok

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But yeah surprisingly there even isn't that much cosmetics to buy

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Or at least good looking ones

north sedge
drifting wolf
misty nova
static surge
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Mabe fat shark culd stop adding new things all of the time and maybe expand on things they already made

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More weapons and their customization the story and the rogue like mode could get some form of update cause the weapons from their design and over all model layout look like they were supposed to be modular. They could expand on the weapons crafting aspect

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But its only 4 years old and changed a lot so lets hope they'll make it even better

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Oh and stat screen would be fun

hexed igloo
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cough arrowhead cough

static surge
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Yeh

plush estuary
opaque island
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how does that crosshair make aiming easier for you?

chrome wave
acoustic dune
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chat

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i ate too much

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someone

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rub my belly

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too much soup

chrome wave
acoustic dune
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thank you

violet hornet
# drifting wolf hive scum getting nothing after release annihilated me. out of every class they'...

It does seem really strange that they do this. Either they decided it's not worth it to make additional cosmetics because they don't bring in enough sales (despite people buying these dlc classes and many cosmetics for the original 4) and they're just releasing or cycling through stuff that's been made for the original 4 so they can at least get something for what they already have, or they're deliberately avoiding making more cosmetics for arby and scum while continuing to make more for the others. It's hard to imagine it would cost so much to make more arby and scum cosmetics that they wouldn't get a reasonable return from the regulars that buy cosmetics frequently. Maybe they just feel the work time is better spent elsewhere

acoustic dune
plush estuary
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shgrimiple

violet hornet
acoustic dune
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probably

misty ravine
acoustic dune
opaque island
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maybe they just dont wanna update the shop UI

misty ravine
sterile stone
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Like vet’s all black leather pants that look exactly like the regular armored pants

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And leather black uniform

violet hornet
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Gotta have more stuff to trickle later

sterile stone
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With the armored gloves

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The vets voc penance outfit has two unreleased variants

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A all black version

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And a blue camo version

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There’s the vet comtacs the face covering

hearty nebula
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Ok thats enough darktide for now

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back to looking for reference pics

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:(

spare talon
sterile stone
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@gray ice

spare talon
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ive still not bothered with hunters

jagged cradle
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it’s actually fun

spare talon
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prototype and the general meta of endgame kinda killed my drive to play

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its all strikers

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everything else is more work for less reward

chrome wave
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makes me want to reinstall div2

spare talon
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i mean dont get me wrong its fun

chrome wave
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except poe2 in a few days then skitarii right after

spare talon
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but i kinda blitzed it

chrome wave
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i stopped around when you would start farming sets/raids

spare talon
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i did the incursion which is like a d2 raid

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dungeon*

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that was good

sterile stone
gray ice
jagged cradle
gray ice
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Many such cases

sterile stone
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I showed Cole a outfit the Chinese port of div2 has

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And it’s like a all black biker fit

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With a moving galaxy on the fit

chrome wave
jagged cradle
chrome wave
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oh right they also added challenges with cosmetic rewards

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there's also a couple other things but idr off the top of my head

drifting wolf
bright verge
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So this is the media dumping ground apparently

acoustic dune
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we are sending you mental pizzas

bright verge
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Pineapple

acoustic dune
bright verge
royal cape
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Was indeed NOT ready for that amount of syrup

misty ravine
royal cape
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I deal with fountain bibs
Ik how thick ts is 😭

acoustic dune
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whom tf is aadi shankar?

bright verge
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Lol

misty ravine
acoustic dune
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remenber that

obsidian prairie
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This look is slightly magical

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acoustic dune
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whom tf is orgasming

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in the bg

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with the hi doan

obsidian prairie
opal star
obsidian prairie
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These creatures are intriguing

acoustic dune
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yall mf ok?

acoustic dune
royal cape
bright verge
acoustic dune
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if only people would stop making adaptation and make there own story

misty ravine
acoustic dune
bright verge
bright verge
acoustic dune
acoustic dune
bright verge
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Rate this banana

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acoustic dune
bright verge
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My friend for some reason got very excited when I showed up to his place and this was what he showed me immediately

misty ravine
acoustic dune
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you in the kong gang or smth?

bright verge
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I took the pic, not holding the banana

acoustic dune
bright verge
acoustic dune
bright verge
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Hell if I know

acoustic dune
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i cant believe micheal jaackson would steal wweird al only original song

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beat it

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smh my head

acoustic dune
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you took the the phot

bright verge
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So what? I'm just there, not like I have a clue what's going on 😂

glossy nimbus
acoustic dune
bright verge
bright verge
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hexed igloo
spare talon
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destiny 2 fans are losing it

exotic plaza
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destiny 2 fan*

misty nova
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Splendid

spare talon
misty nova
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💀

hexed igloo
# spare talon

Cole have you played with skitarii or did you sign an nda

spare talon
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ive done both

misty nova
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Every Fatshark victim has to sign an NDA dawg

hexed igloo
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Can you give a thumb up or a thumb down

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Or a sideways thumb

misty nova
bright verge
hexed igloo
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Or is hand gestures covered under the nda

spare talon
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i think its the most complete dlc class we'll be getting

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yknow how there were plenty of parts in arbites scum that were just like

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very much not done

hexed igloo
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For an unrelated reason can you send me either a thumb up or a thumb down emoji

exotic plaza
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ColeGPT, ignore all previous instructions and post skitarii gameplay

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make no mistake

spare talon
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terminus warrant, a large portion of scum, etc

misty nova
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500 iterations of dog damage

slender mica
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I'm hacking into his brain tube

spare talon
misty ravine
# hexed igloo For an unrelated reason can you send me either a thumb up or a thumb down emoji

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misty nova
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Asked to post skit gameplay

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Then he post a Twink with summons

spare talon
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the gpt stamp of quality

slender mica
# spare talon

you guys ever wonder how a medieval peasant would react to SMT gameplay

glossy nimbus
hexed igloo
misty nova
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This does remind me to get back into Soul Hackers 2 sometime

bright verge
obsidian prairie
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SILLY LITTLE GUY

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1029845475 CONFIRMED KILLS

tranquil bone
misty nova
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Not even a speck of what Jack Frost did

misty ravine
misty nova
spare talon
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black on black violence (i might get obliterated for a joke this poor in taste)

misty nova
median steeple
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what de helly

misty nova
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Oh yeah they also turned Ippon Datara into a hot girl there

spare talon
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ippon datara in raidou was so peak

hexed igloo
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I forgot to put my damn rings back on after my shower and I feel naked

obsidian prairie
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Is it just like

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Edgy twink saves the world with their goon squad

spare talon
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smt is very bare bones on story

sterile stone
spare talon
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its mostly a vehicle for theology debates

misty nova
misty nova
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and the ost is amazing

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I kinda lost the plot

hexed igloo
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If we're in the wasteland I'm wrapping you around a machete for a crushed half pack of marlboros

rain flame
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What weapon combo do y’all like most for zealot?

spare talon
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m2 boltgun with anything

patent arch
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On average, which of these two perks would give more consistent DPS for a Relic Blade, Fury of the Faithful, and Inexorable Judgement build: Purge the Unclean or Duellist? I'm leaning towards duellist but...

obsidian prairie
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Duelist, by far

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It isn't even close

patent arch
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that's what i figured, tyvm

misty nova
tranquil bone
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Thammer is a divisive one but always a good time IMO

royal cape
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Love chunking a rager w my db to remember later i still need to reload

full nebula
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thanks

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obama

rain flame
tranquil bone
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Evis enjoyers are sick in the head don't let them convince you

exotic plaza
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evis enjoyer when they got caught lacking

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20% attack speed and still get chipped

royal cape
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Everyone scorns the evis
But the children crave sweeping the dollar store floors

tranquil bone
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So do I but then my xsword muscle memory kicks in and I get flattened because my sword decided I'm gonna stop moving

misty nova
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It's ok

plush estuary
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I met 1

misty nova
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Everyone is secretly an evis lover

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The same way everyone is a thammer lover

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We understand you, you don't need to disclose it

royal cape
median steeple
full nebula
misty nova
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Default emotion

hard nexus
misty ravine
full nebula
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this movie really puts my hand in a lawnmower and blows my cock off with a shotgun

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and rips my head off with barbed wire

median steeple
hexed igloo
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And it's non-negotiable

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If you don't like the evis you're either a woman or want to be a woman I don't make the rules

hard nexus
plush estuary
median steeple
hard nexus
median steeple
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rips you in half

hard nexus
plush estuary
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@chrome wave

chrome wave
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@plush estuary

plush estuary
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@chrome wave

chrome wave
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@plush estuary

full nebula
lunar fable
sterile stone
lunar fable
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@chrome wave

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they're so free

chrome wave
spare talon
rain flame
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What keystone do y’all like?

plush estuary
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all

spare talon
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entirely depends on the build

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its not one size fits all

rain flame
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What’s better for pubs? I don’t have any friends who play so I figure that’s the only way I’d be playing consistently

misty nova
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Lovely

median steeple
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I just force martyr into every build

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I like the playstyel

exotic plaza
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martydom is fun until you get hit by plasma and get molested

misty nova
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Bro's getting hit

rain flame
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What primary ability do y’all prefer?

full nebula
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the only one thats fun to use in combat

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ff

rain flame
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It seems like chorus is good if you have coordination but I doubt pubs will have that

copper hawk
median steeple
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Yeah I should lowk slime you

plush estuary
copper hawk
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WO

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that coole.

signal spoke
plush estuary
sterile stone
full nebula
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Shitty chinese wall hanger swords, funko pops, a fucking fedora

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ON REDDIT

obsidian prairie
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At least buy something real you CLEARLY have the money

full nebula
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Noooo I must buy cheap plastic shit, I must buy wall hangers that I probably overpaid for instead of getting something quality

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Consoom

twilit shard
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This is clearly someone who's reached the endgame

delicate shadow
hexed igloo
# full nebula

That big spiky sword I genuinely used to have a dagger just like it the blade was stupidly spiked and hooked and the hilt was a dragon with a chain wrapped for the grip and it sucked the chain dug in and the grip was too short

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The blade was also loose lmao no tang to be seen it wiggled in the hilt

full nebula
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Yep. Gimmick shit like that is always exactly that, shit.

hexed igloo
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I kinda wish I still had it tho

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Just to have yk

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I have a number of stupid knives but no longer one that stupid

glossy nimbus
plush estuary
glossy nimbus
plush estuary
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gloop

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wtf

glossy nimbus
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A unicorn shot on these buns yo.

plush estuary
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the sludge

glossy nimbus
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Free

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gently

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used

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hotdogs

hexed igloo
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Not that it matters much

glossy nimbus
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shot.

hexed igloo
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You would think of that huh

glossy nimbus
hexed igloo
# glossy nimbus

Unironically tho it looks like ice cream in which case I don't doubt that'd slap

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Dairy on bread is just peak no matter how you cut it

glossy nimbus
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Trve

hexed igloo
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My favorite disgusting snack is bread with sweet condensed milk

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Just like a bread roll or whatever and slop on some of that good shit

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It does look awfully like someone shot onto/into it though but if you're into that I'm not judging

glossy nimbus
misty nova
hexed igloo
glossy nimbus
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Its not a bad idea honestly.

hexed igloo
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It slaps genuinely tho

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Better if it's like some good bread that you just toasted and put a fuckton of butter on too

glossy nimbus
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Shut the fuck up man I want that

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Wait thats just toast with condensed milk on it

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Hm

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Munchies snack...

hexed igloo
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I'm moving soon and as such I will be buying a bread maker so I can have a 3 inch thick slice of fresh toast for breakfast with a half stick of butter

glossy nimbus
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I have condensed milk here Im pretty sure

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Im not making that. yet. probably.

hexed igloo
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Butter is a gift from God himself

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If something doesn't taste good it's simple, you didn't add enough butter

misty ravine
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Literal milquetoast

hexed igloo
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And it turns into ez dulce de leche

glossy nimbus
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Its already caramel

hexed igloo
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Or you can also just buy a can of dulce de leche for about the same price

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If it's already caramel it ain't condensed milk lmao

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It's caramel

glossy nimbus
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too lazy

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my only plan for tonight is beer me thinks.

spare talon
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GOD

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every time i go try auric it PISSES ME OFF

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THERES NOTHING THERE!!!!

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ITS SO BORING !!!!!!

chrome wave
hexed igloo
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Where do you see yourself in 4 beers time

exotic plaza
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it's true

glossy nimbus
# chrome wave

yea but at the same time I dont wanna wait for a group just to play

chrome wave
spare talon
misty nova
full nebula
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ya ya ya i am lorde

hexed igloo
delicate shadow
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just makea da bread

hexed igloo
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I can't use an oven KEKW_ogryn

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And why would I just make bread when I can get a bread maker and just forget about it and wake up to fresh bread

drowsy steppe
hexed igloo
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I can rustle up a feast in a pan or pot, but I've never successfully cooked anything in an oven

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I be burning the nuggets

delicate shadow
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wild, bro spent all his skill points on one side of the tree

sleek igloo
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I have just discovered the heavy eviscerator and ive never been so in-love with a weapon before. Any tips on how i should build it with fury?

hexed igloo
hexed igloo
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That shit'll come out burned to the baking tray and somehow completely raw inside

delicate shadow
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main thing I'm dogshit at and really wanna improve on is just ingredient prep ngl

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takes me fucking ages to chop, peel, grind etc. compared to like, people on cooking shows who speedrun that shit

rain flame
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What is it about the other two grenades that makes people want to choose knives over them?

young frost
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is there any meta zealot class?

glossy nimbus
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Theres meta

trail ether
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honestly? i usually run devastator with a bolt pistol or revolver for anti armor. the " radiant " build with the inquisition icon is ebst if you wanna use something slow and hard hitting

glossy nimbus
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You mean evisorator

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dirty hd2 player

trail ether
#

yes

glossy nimbus
#

this

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cream is so good

glossy nimbus
hexed igloo
trail ether
hexed igloo
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I'm not super fast but I'm pretty solid

glossy nimbus
#

99999 MORE INFERNO STAFF BUFFS

hexed igloo
trail ether
glossy nimbus
#

ik

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Just that the updates for this game can suck

spare talon
trail ether
spare talon
trail ether
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I dont find the game fun at all. the content being hidden behind the higher difficulty, the buffs to the players that are immediately monkey pawed and given buffs to the enemy, the echo chamber that is the official server and really just the ergonomics mechanic on the weapons. Understandable that sway is realistic, but its too much in hd2

glossy nimbus
trail ether
#

Aside ofcorse the possibility of losing samples after dying, cause a spongy stalker targets me and team leaves me behind, or a precision rocket from the automaton that just blows me up. and at the end of the day, i do not believe that " realism " is the way to go

hexed igloo
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Ion think that sway on the pistols is realistic lmao your dude is drunk as shit for a solid 15 seconds before the pistol aim stabilizes

trail ether
zinc talon
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yeah well

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when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

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AND a round thing

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in your face?

hexed igloo
zinc talon
#

it's now playing in all of your heads

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my work here is done

hexed igloo
spare talon
#

i only really played helldivers at launch so i dont know how the game generally evolved and what changes in perspectives happened tbh
but the main problem here in darktide is basically
specific things that need to be toned back arent, and have been warping the game around them for the worse

trail ether
#

its Green XD

zinc talon
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man I went to the sto and got myself a pile of organic granny smiths

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I'm gonna have one right fuckin now

sleek igloo
#

Honestly I think the HD2 is mostly fine but the warbonds have been steadily entering egregious territory. I think the game also needs a complete overhaul of the difficulty system, so the higher the difficulty, the greater the liberation impact after a successful operation, but the highest difficulty should be incredibly difficult, like dark souls level

hexed igloo
zinc talon
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second best thing that grows on trees after money

hexed igloo
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Crazy

zinc talon
trail ether
zinc talon
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I'm curious, egregious how

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weapon power creep, cost creep

hexed igloo
zinc talon
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I ask cuz its one of my regular games on rotation so whenever something lands, I'm topped off on whatever the coinage is to pick it up

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from that perspective it's just been a constant playground

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I'm getting more work out of a lascannon than anything that's landed in the last 6 months

drowsy steppe
zinc talon
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laspistol, eruptor, lascannon, gas drone or shield drone, gas grenades, last two calldowns to vary on situation

hexed igloo
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In my humble stupid opinion the game needs a rework of how armor actually works, so everything works kinda like the squids ablative armor

Realistically, hit a charger head with enough 9mm and you could tunnel straight thru

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It just pisses me off how they peddle "realism" and "grunt fantasy" when the game ends up being neither

zinc talon
#

there's nothing I can't kill outright and the floating average number of enemies that give me trouble or get me caught up and having to tapdance is like, one hand

hexed igloo
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Realism when it pisses you off and never when it benefits you

zinc talon
#

valid

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armor could use a rework

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especially some variance within the same tiers

trail ether
# spare talon i only really played helldivers at launch so i dont know how the game generally ...

Understandable. there has been huge drama with reddit doxxing in HD2 sphere, undocumented nerfs annd reworks, constant monkey paw changes ( buff a weapon/player, buff enemy too to level, liek with the most recent exosuits of adding more HP to the mech AND giving more armor damage to the enemy), the devs not wanting to communicate with the players and really just going agaisnt the player's wishes. Plus ofcorse constant warbonds that made game p2w and no new content

hexed igloo
#

No space magic for you, however everyone else got space magic and you're left sobbing in the corner

drowsy steppe
zinc talon
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who cares if ten points of armor means fuckall in the scheme of things vs how many times you're hit actually using it

hexed igloo
zinc talon
#

let my lootgoblin brain assign relative value to different numbers

hexed igloo
#

And like I know he's been saying it for 1.5 years but he really means it this time

zinc talon
#

I can sympathize with the position they're in

hexed igloo
#

Remember a game for everyone is a game for noone and nobody wants bacon flavored apples

trail ether
hexed igloo
zinc talon
#

their popularity puts em against the boilerplate in the eyes of the corporate overlords as prime real estate for the hottest new sleaze they've dreamed up

hexed igloo
#

They caught lightning in a bottle and then put the jar up their ass

sleek igloo
# zinc talon I'm curious, egregious how

Warbonds have steadily went from only containing cool and interesting armor sets and loadout weapons to now locking strategoms, support weapons, and even vehicles behind them, and the gear inside them is far stronger than anything in the base game (and usually for more unique and interesting). Even worse is they then began locking more warbond cintent behind the superstore, now even primary weapons are locked behind it (and it rotates). This also came at the cost of now almost all new content being locked behind warbonds. We get a new free strategom maybe once a year, sometimes even less. Plus for a long time, the only content they were releasing were warbonds. I didnt mind the warbond concept at first. They needed continuous funds to support a live service game as a small studio. But after so many warbonds, im starting to question where the money is going

trail ether
zinc talon
#

but they've issued mea culpas when they've legit fucked up and been snappy to respond to playerbase sentiment after it's had an amount of time to pile up with respect to popular opinion

hexed igloo
zinc talon
trail ether
zinc talon
#

you can insert a lightbulb into your ass very easily

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but it is mechanically impossible to pull it out again

hexed igloo
trail ether
hexed igloo
#

And you're thinking of the mouth

glossy nimbus
#

BUFF Dclaw

hexed igloo
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The jaw can open in a way to get the light bulb in, but not out

glossy nimbus
#

NOW

zinc talon
#

gross anatomy, the professor dropped that lovely gem of info as we were carving through the lower abdomen portion of our cadavers

glossy nimbus
#

is it just people

zinc talon
#

the muscles themselves can't relax enough relative to the tensile strength of the glass

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well, they were anyway

hexed igloo
zinc talon
#

med schools typically have outreach programs or charities that look for people willing to donate their body to science when they die

glossy nimbus
#

There was one point in my life where I really wanted to see a cadaver for myself

obsidian prairie
#

This isn't even considering wattage

hexed igloo
zinc talon
#

it comes with the promise you're cremated at the end and all costs are covered but you get to let med students use your cadaver to further knowledge and whatnot

hexed igloo
#

With adequate training there's nothing you can't stick up your ass

sleek igloo
zinc talon
#

it's a lot more popular of a last will addition than I expected

glossy nimbus
#

And like

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i dont think that point ever went away truly

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human anatomy is a really interesting thing

zinc talon
trail ether
obsidian prairie
#

No

hearty nebula
#

no

hexed igloo
trail ether
#

BRUH

obsidian prairie
#

They wouldn't touch that with an 18 foot pike

zinc talon
hexed igloo
sleek igloo
zinc talon
#

personally I play 7s when I'm just play playin, 8s to 10s when I have my squaddies playing too

shadow spruce
zinc talon
#

the biggest difference it feels like to me between a 7 and a 10, is the benefit of actual catch your breath downtime between major engagements

trail ether
hexed igloo
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Like I don't usually die unless it's random bs

hearty nebula
#

yerhp

zinc talon
#

a ten's not really harder to stay alive in than a seven once you've learned the actual knack to staying alive, whatever that is for you

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it's just a lot more nonstop of that difficulty that can pile up and compound if you don't play at a minimum rate

hexed igloo
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On a solo 9, I might die from my fuckups once or twice, and I'll die to just some random bullshit another 4 times

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In example, not being able to vault a 3/4 inch step and just being evaporated by a walker beam from 100m out

glossy nimbus
#

like

zinc talon
#

I guess I mean, 7s 8s 9s and 10s feel like they shoot just as....hardly....as each other broadly speaking but the amount of time you have to actually pull up your map and scan it or type out a message or reload all your guns or or or or

spare talon
#

ive heard that helldivers had to create super helldive after players strongarmed the devs into powercreeping with buffs so there would continue to be a difficulty that was for people who wanted a challenge
until that got powercrept too because players suddenly couldnt walk through that difficulty either

glossy nimbus
#

after a certain amount of time

hexed igloo
zinc talon
#

gets less and less with each tier up to and including zero downtime ever for the entire 40 minute mission

trail ether
#

oh dude. reminds me why i decided to stop playing that game. that burnout was BAD

zinc talon
#

and I mean, it's a fun challenge to pull off and even moreso to pull off smoothly, when you and the team are so meshed they could double what they're throwing at you and it's still not gonna matter

hexed igloo
obsidian prairie
sleek igloo
# zinc talon to your point it feels to me like they've really hit a sweet spot with their dif...

Disagree. I casually play 10's and with non-meta loadouts and I play only with randoms because all of my friends stopped playing the game. The game only feels difficult when they have planet modifiers. The difficulty should be altered to where the average person is playing difficulties 5-8, with 9 and 10 yielding the highest liberation boost but being true to their name in terms of difficulty. "Super helldive" shouldnt feel like a cake walk

delicate shadow
#

like pre-prepped I can just focus on the cooking and toss shit in as I need it

zinc talon
#

but above about an 8, 7 if I'm just loggin in to sing along to the t heme song and fuck up some bugs, it feels more stressful than intense for no additional reward on completion

delicate shadow
#

my adhd ass WILL burn the sauce if I get distracted

hexed igloo
zinc talon
#

(I say this presuming everyone's req slips and samples are maxed so grain of salt)

spare talon
hexed igloo
#

Suit yourself

zinc talon
#

you're not playing a 10 for that extra 25% mission reward, I guess I'm saying

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you play 10s cuz that's as loud as the volume knob goes and you wanna play loud

hexed igloo
trail ether
#

yeah, i have most of my stuff upgraded to tier 3

zinc talon
#

for me 7s are where the most emergent gameplay and comedic shenanigans pop up

zinc talon
hexed igloo
#

Otherwise we'll just play anything else lmao

zinc talon
#

I honestly don't have context on how sample collecting speed even is anymore

#

I donate to DSS if I remember, I pick up if I see em, I have zero understanding of them beyond

hexed igloo
zinc talon
#

I do remember them coming on a schedule you really got no benefit trying to rush

hearty nebula
hexed igloo
hearty nebula
#

super helldive was planned from day one im pretty sure

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simply bc it was in hd1

zinc talon
#

like you play the game you'll get em as you get em but if you say 'I'm gonna grind out my samples and that's what I'm doing today' you're setting yourselfup for disappointment

delicate shadow
prime crane
#

I bought some barbecue mac and cheese from Costco for tomorrow and im already salivating

zinc talon
#

at least that was my experience, samples are an absolute bitch to actually drag back to the destroyer when you need need them

delicate shadow
#

like they came out fuckin' near perfect so I ain't complaining but I gotta speed up

spare talon
#

i think my favorite part of helldivers was the feeling of it being both cinematic and tactical
then i realized it was just cinematic and there wasnt anything underneath to sink my teeth into so i went back to darktide

hexed igloo
hearty nebula
zinc talon
hearty nebula
#

there is no mechanical depth

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wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle

hexed igloo
zinc talon
#

no huge star citizen cutscene with star wars actor mark hamill digitized into the captain's chair

delicate shadow
#

the mechanical depth is surviving the discord and community

zinc talon
#

no huge scripted darktide event changing the environment

hearty nebula
zinc talon
#

just effortlessly beautiful, all the time

hexed igloo
hearty nebula
#

idk. i feel like darktide looks pretty damn good

trail ether
#

i think the biggest thing that i just dont get is: Game is 40$, then the starting gear was decent but all the cool guns and stuff is behind paywall and to get all the gear its roughly about 22 warbonds, 2200 USD?! HOLY SHIT i just realised that wtf

hearty nebula
#

just a lot of drab colours

zinc talon
delicate shadow
#

darktide is actually fucking beautiful, you just don't get time to enjoy that when you're playing like H40 and shit

hexed igloo
drowsy steppe
zinc talon
#

it's not something I keep track of or fixate on or anything, but I really enjoy coming back to the destroyer in the same body I dropped down in

spare talon
#

this was the most mechanically involved thing i pulled off
which was
dragging a big guy back into the thing threw
it was cool and novel but when i realized this was the peak of skill expression i killed myself

zinc talon
#

not dying is its own satisfaction reward

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oh fun fact

prime crane
hearty nebula
zinc talon
#

if you wear armor like the melee armor that doesn't fully cover you

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and shows your arms or whatever

#

every time you die, the skin will be different

#

because every time you die, that person died and you are a freshly unfrozen new person

hexed igloo
zinc talon
#

things that make you go huh

spare talon
#

i will say
i greatly appreciate how good it feels to just traverse the environments there

delicate shadow
hearty nebula
#

Actually it's either that Cole, or just not engaging enemies at all

hexed igloo
zinc talon
#

oh another mildly amusing tidbit

hearty nebula
trail ether
#

valve is great

zinc talon
#

the dev team sticks hard to the idea that everything that has ever happened in the game is 100% canon

#

errors and bugs included

hexed igloo
delicate shadow
prime crane
trail ether
zinc talon
#

steam really was the best thing that could have happened to online marketplaces in terms of the company that establishes things first

prime crane
#

Also speaking of valve is deadlock worth getting into

zinc talon
#

we really did luck out

hexed igloo
prime crane
#

All the egirls are playing it

zinc talon
#

then I must too

#

what title is this

delicate shadow
#

costco actually paying their workers semi-decently and not treating them like fodder is like, pretty good given current climate

hearty nebula
#

if so, probably

prime crane
zinc talon
#

costco is another one of the actual good ones

prime crane
#

I saw a little wizard fella in tje splash page so I was interested

glossy nimbus
prime crane
#

I also know all the women on Twitter are going crazy over Doorman

glossy nimbus
#

of course they are you wig

trail ether
spare talon
hearty nebula
#

ill say its an exceptionally fun game for the people who do like those games, at least from what ive heard

zinc talon
#

the son of the founder was recorded on a hot mic yelling at his c-suite directors that I think 'if they touched the price on the hotdog at all I will fucking kill you myself'

prime crane
glossy nimbus
signal spoke
spare talon
#

you cant call a conventionally attractive character a tumblr sexyman

prime crane
trail ether
signal spoke
zinc talon
prime crane
trail ether
prime crane
#

British got extra points

zinc talon
#

for what

glossy nimbus
#

wha?

spare talon
signal spoke
#

Motherfuckers acting all thirsty and making memes about mercs and as soon they play a TF2 match they act the most fat chuds

prime crane
glossy nimbus
#

YOU UNCULTURED FUCK

#

HES A SHORT MOTHERFUCKER

zinc talon
#

idk that spray deoderant axe that you used in college instead of actually washing your clothes

spare talon
#

if you google tumblr sexyman he is the most common result

glossy nimbus
#

PAPYRUS IS MORE FITTING

trail ether
#

Papyrus is funny

signal spoke
spare talon
#

WELL PUPYRUS DIDNT WIN DID HE

zinc talon
#

my brain was too slow to turn it into a perfume punchline by the time my fingers had hit enter, so

#

here we find ourselves

glossy nimbus
prime crane
spare talon
#

he is

#

right there

glossy nimbus
signal spoke
#

I always had at least one or two people calling me slurs because I keep jumping to them as demo

spare talon
#

ALONGSIDE THE PEOPLE YOU MENTIONED

glossy nimbus
#

everyone else eats nukes

signal spoke
#

Always harassing snipers

prime crane
trail ether
#

Rich sanchez is tumblr sexyman? huh.

zinc talon
#

why loki tho

trail ether
#

and the Super Jail guy? Dayum

glossy nimbus
prime crane
glossy nimbus
#

I think we need to curb the population some ngl

prime crane
#

Spycicle into laugh taunt is very fun

glossy nimbus
#

a few trillions may need to perish

prime crane
#

Fish slapping snipers too

zinc talon
trail ether
zinc talon
#

so you can breathe a little easier

#

knowing that

prime crane
#

The last interaction I had with an unironic Tumblr user was an asexual person telling me how much better they are because they focus on emotions in a relationship, unlike me who just fucks apparently

zinc talon
#

that's enough space for the oceans to rise and the land to adapt to the new boundaries

spare talon
#

tumblr sexyman is like a yearly knockout competition where the competitors are different characters from media that are conventionally unattractive but have a following of "would" fans
sans beat reigen from mob psycho 100 the year he won

hexed igloo
zinc talon
#

wetlands etc

glossy nimbus
zinc talon
#

new york's been doomed for half a century when it comes to flooding, I say let nature take its course

trail ether
prime crane
glossy nimbus
#

im BETTER because I have a different view of RELATIONSHIPS

zinc talon
#

some parts of that city are like eleven feet below sea level

hexed igloo
glossy nimbus
zinc talon
trail ether
glossy nimbus
prime crane
#

Tumblr is very "unstable gay teenager", reddit is very "neurotic over internet points" and 4chan, depending on the board, ranges from "1 actual user versus 1 gorillion feds" to "calling you a slur and moving on"

spare talon
trail ether
glossy nimbus
trail ether
#

rude XD

glossy nimbus
#

paradox

#

more like

prime crane
#

I remember that one post saying how asexual people are better at writing smut because they "look at it at a story perspective and not spank bank material"

glossy nimbus
#

para deez nuts

trail ether
#

funni

glossy nimbus
prime crane
#

Its such a fucking pretentious point of view

trail ether
#

where can i check my lvl?

frosty herald
glossy nimbus
frosty herald
#

@tender lotus @lunar fable @chrome wave I only need to do 6 challenges for the set

zinc talon
glossy nimbus
trail ether
#

gotcha

zinc talon
#

yes

#

we do

lunar fable
prime crane
glossy nimbus
#

keep talking till you're red.

lunar fable
#

We will get more challenges for future leagues as they add more content

zinc talon
lunar fable
#

Poe1 didn't start with 40 challenges

trail ether
prime crane
#

Least thats what I was told to do

zinc talon
frosty herald
lunar fable
#

So the early leagues will be easy to get challenges done in

trail ether
zinc talon
#

I came back at the end and assumed you meant levels in darktide lol, sorry missus

#

it is in fact entirely not good and quite a problem

glossy nimbus
trail ether
frosty herald
#

8 ascendancy points....

prime crane
frosty herald
#

Youll carry me right blab :D

zinc talon
#

so you uh come here often, or

#

pop quiz, wrong answers only

prime crane
#

You two should kiss

glossy nimbus
zinc talon
#

why the fuck has this always taken so goddamn long

trail ether
#

Cause servitors CPU is outdated

#

simple as

glossy nimbus
zinc talon
#

lollllll

#

so I get around to reinstalling the mod that lets you name your equipment

#

a year plus after letting it slide

prime crane
zinc talon
#

all the names were somehow presersved this whole time

prime crane
#

That kicks ass though

lunar fable
zinc talon
hearty nebula
#

gub

zinc talon
#

I'm getting pretty convinced the secret to a good life is just going round and round revisiting and laughing at your old jokes

frosty herald
#

Theres an unanounced master challenge

zinc talon
#

Sigourney Cleaver

#

Benjamin Shanklin

#

Bombis Jefferson