zealot-class

[sterile stone]

And allat

[hexed igloo]

Don't play ready or not with bro

[deft badge]

Lmfao

I bought mort that game

[sterile stone]

Fucking dying

[deft badge]

Way back when

[drowsy steppe]

nah mort is the true ready or not larper lowk

[sterile stone]

Yeah I remember this

[hexed igloo]

You'll just hear "woman" and see a headless corpse fly thru a doorway from point blank 12ga

[sterile stone]

He was suppose to read a book or some shit

[drowsy steppe]

mort the chud

[sterile stone]

Body ragdoll like that damn guardsman in the skitarii reveal

[hexed igloo]

Live footage of Mort irl
https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSxxgnNQA/

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[deft badge]

I take it mort does not get S ranks

[drowsy steppe]

yeah because theres women

[deft badge]

Is mort old enough to remember Elliot Rodgers

[shadow spruce]

i S ranked several actually fuck you

[hexed igloo]

Hitting her with 3 flashes and 2 stingers and 16 beanbags just for the fun of it before pulling the breach shotgun to breach her sternum

[sterile stone]

Hoooooly shit

https://tenor.com/view/jery-gif-16245388157034353575

Haven’t heard that stooge’s name in ages

[shadow spruce]

who are you talking about

[sterile stone]

Hope every homeless person that crosses by his grave pisses on it

[shadow spruce]

also the "woman!" bit was one time

[drowsy steppe]

you know the incel shooter with the incel manifesto

[shadow spruce]

i dont know

[drowsy steppe]

that was in 2014 iirc

[shadow spruce]

i was 9

[sterile stone]

Dude is the sole reason most normal people know of incels now

[royal cape]

https://youtube.com/shorts/b1ffo0dynmc?si=Fb7-EaJSGM42APnD

[drowsy steppe]

and the only image of it too and he got fuckin deified for it too 😭

[sterile stone]

The wild part is right

Dude coulda got a girlfriend

If he just wasn’t so fucking creepy

Like he wasn’t a ugly dude either

He was just really unsettling to be around

[drowsy steppe]

yeah..

like he can be attractive too..

[shadow spruce]

i had to read a book by plato i think about stoicism and i had to prove that i learned something from the book

[sterile stone]

Just goes to show

Personality can indeed win out over looks

[sterile stone]

@spare talon

[hexed igloo]

You did this literally yesterday chief check engine light

[drowsy steppe]

what did you learn

[south prism]

pogging

[sterile stone]

Anytime the stuff is mentioned

I must alert the crustacean

[eternal mica]

is this good ?

[hexed igloo]

Filling his brain tube with slop

not toughness

Smh my head

[sterile stone]

Oh shit

420 aswell

[shadow spruce]

uhhhhhhhhh that i shouldnt worry about the things that i cannot possibly hope to change and focus on the things that i can change and work to improve myself every day

[hexed igloo]

I run 3 wound

[sterile stone]

Marty?

[hexed igloo]

Yuh

3 wound all with +toughness +stamina and gunner resist

I been thinking I could probably sacrifice one for a +hp

[shadow spruce]

@hearty nebula

[sterile stone]

I remember I was pissing path off by going 2 toughness 1 wound on vet

Then I kinda realized I don’t even need the wound so I swapped off to toughness

[hexed igloo]

Having 3 wounds is a crutch, but having 8 wounds is a tactical choice

[hearty nebula]

John armor

[shadow spruce]

no i meant the guys at the door

[hearty nebula]

Now u just need to build an actual house

[shadow spruce]

my friend is doing that

[sterile stone]

It’s the creature comforts of life

[hearty nebula]

Let them in. They have free shit

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah in enshrouded how do I make my cat not fucking stupid he keeps getting stuck in corners and getting mad because he's hungry

[sterile stone]

Keep them indoors

[hexed igloo]

This is indoors

[sterile stone]

And push all furniture as close to the wall and corners

We had one of our dogs get lodged in a corner with our bread stove

[hexed igloo]

I be still rebuilding fort Kelvin tho it'll take me a sweet fuckin while

[sterile stone]

Couldn’t be me

[hexed igloo]

I intend to properly take over most of it, give everyone their own house n shit

[sterile stone]

Got me some flat land

[hexed igloo]

I suck at building

[sterile stone]

So do I

That’s why I got Leux to most build for me

[hexed igloo]

If the option is available I take over a structure and rebuild it

[sterile stone]

Keep a lookout for plushies

They give free comfort

[hexed igloo]

I appreciate that you really can just rebuild shit perfectly

[drowsy steppe]

slavery

[ripe quest]

For a health curio yeah. Sniper resistance is up to the player, lately players have been running only 2x resistance curios but each one gives a further benefit than the last. To be honest most perks are up to the player lol.

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/дикаприокурит-dicapriosmokes-dicapriodjango-gif-25623656

[ripe quest]

For this one it could be 17% but tbh the difference is inconsequential iirc. If you get one it's fire otherwise 16% is fine.

[sterile stone]

I’d like to get one or two more people in our world

Tried that stint before with a world of like 10+ people

Worst server lag ever

[hexed igloo]

Never works

[sterile stone]

Nah it was civil

That’s the funny part

[deft badge]

Guess that's a no

[sterile stone]

We just couldn’t really get shit done once we all spread apart

[shadow spruce]

i was 9.

[sterile stone]

Cause the server was going “Oh shit too much stuff at once”

And we kept rubber banding

[shadow spruce]

i also dont spend my free time looing up incel terrorists and their manifestos

[deft badge]

Imagine if he held out till hammermaxxing

[sterile stone]

Elliot idolizing Claviclar is a wild thing to consider

[shadow spruce]

i have no idea why argus thinks im an incel

[drowsy steppe]

shouldve held out til nofap tbh

[deft badge]

Watch the news loser idk

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[drowsy steppe]

you give out incel vibes idk

[shadow spruce]

maybe i did 3 years ago but i feel like ive gotten better since then

[drowsy steppe]

eeeeh

a bit

though thats because Ive known you for that long now too 💀

[ripe quest]

<@&735928989146939404>

Standard account takeover moment.

[narrow mauve]

cryptobros got another one

smh

[sterile stone]

You hate to see it

[sterile stone]

also

What time is it over there

It’s weird seeing people on at odd hours like this

[drowsy steppe]

12 pm..

[shadow spruce]

not even

[drowsy steppe]

chill afternoon

[shadow spruce]

its 11 30 for him

[drowsy steppe]

do not speak for me white man!!

[shadow spruce]

no argus

[narrow mauve]

mort i fucking hate you ❤️

[shadow spruce]

get in line i guess?

[sterile stone]

Oh ballin

@sterile basalt https://youtube.com/shorts/EqFzkbja8ow?si=f_mZBiQzopgpuY_7

I cast

POWER OF XI

[drowsy steppe]

we got another one

[drowsy steppe]

wonder if someone puts Trump's face on it

and people just shoot the guy

[sterile stone]

Get that fucken tangerine

[hearty nebula]

h

[hearty nebula]

Sky is blue

More news at 5

[hexed igloo]

The sweet spot for almost every game ever is 4 people

[sterile stone]

True

But sometimes it is nice to get a big ole community going

You got your farmers

Your cooks

Your adventurers

[hexed igloo]

It's like yall can be close enough to not have shit getting stolen all the time and yall can help each other out

[sterile stone]

Yeah

Problem is tho is with comms

If you all aren’t doing the same activity

Comms can become confusing

And you don’t wanna be rude and be like

“Shut the fuck up im trying to see where x is”

[hexed igloo]

That's why you just trust that your boy can cover when you gotta heal

Atp the only time I really die in enshrouded is being stupid so like having a homie only expedites fights

Fuckass 2 hour long run of the hollow halls

[sterile stone]

Have you met the shroud jelly fish

The really fucking big ones

Or the shroud wyverns

@drowsy steppe Got this perfect solution for my hair

Lil bottle of water with conditioner

Spray it around and scruff it in my hair

Got my shit feeling soft and curly

We ballin

[drowsy steppe]

awesome lowk

I just tie mine back these days..

[sterile stone]

I remember having to do that last year

Got fed the fuck up not being able to wear headphones

Buzzed it

[drowsy steppe]

LMAO

[sterile stone]

Bruh if you’ve ever experienced how annoying it is right

To put headphones on

And you just get a bushel of hair in your ears

Or like the hair curls around the back of your ear tickling the spot

Shit mad annoying

[drowsy steppe]

ok thats a texture issue it seems

also when you getting the PC back

[eternal mica]

im running this

[sterile stone]

If all goes well

End of next month

I’m just gonna say fuck it and buy a cpu and motherboard for my current junk box

I’ll put money on the side and get a new rig later on

I just need something to kill the boredom

It’s been over 2 months now since my pc broke

[drowsy steppe]

wallahi he gets to stop larping a PC gamer 🙏

good news to hear tho

[sterile stone]

I coulda got it done earlier

But I chose bills over video games

Gotta be a responsible adult and shit

[drowsy steppe]

true true

[weak hull]

But regardless I'll say it here too

Id drink the tank water

[sterile stone]

What

Actually nvm

My eyes feel like sandbags

[weak hull]

Are you sure you want the answer

Lmfao

[drowsy steppe]

no

[sleek igloo]

Genuine question. Is there actually good psyker drip and if so, where is it?

[sterile stone]

That winter gear

With the white and green color combo

[eternal mica]

how i did this?

[frosty herald]

Passively

[hexed igloo]

Yea

Most of em just kinda happen

[eternal mica]

what do i do with these im never going to use them

[misty mason]

Man I bought ram a little while back

Like 3-6 months before it started shooting up in price

And the same ram has literally quadrupled in price since then

[rain flame]

Can you still special snipe with the right weapons as Zealot or is that better left to other classes?

[limpid yarrow]

just scrap them if they have bad stats

[limpid yarrow]

u can and should if it's convenient for you

u have knives for a reason!

[hexed igloo]

Trash em for dockets and a little plasteel

[hexed igloo]

Nah the knives are just to expedite pulling my bolter/flamer

[limpid yarrow]

what about both 🤝

[hexed igloo]

You can only carry one of each God if I could dualie the boltgun and flamer

[sterile basalt]

Mainly paid
For example the black helmet with skulls, in rotation rn

[hearty nebula]

god i love when shitty pubs have a mic

they're so easy to ragebait i love it

freaktide

[frosty herald]

Lesser, Greater and Perfect Jeweller's Orbs can now be used on items with skills on them to increase the number of sockets on the item's granted skills. Using a Jeweller's Orb on Items with multiple skills will affect all skills on that item.

[hearty nebula]

what is blud even yapping about

[frosty herald]

@lunar fable @chrome wave huge change

[frosty herald]

Poe2

[hearty nebula]

poo 2

[tender lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shocked-cat-funny-cat-cat-gasp-cat-meme-gif-7036751892636847441

[haughty pawn]

Bro wants to use space marine tactics as a grunt, I respect it

[frosty herald]

Its so peak

[tender lotus]

yeah its a great change

armor values on gear were buffed as well

15% more in endgame bases

[frosty herald]

Chaos martial artist here we go

[tender lotus]

im playing titan this league, gonna make my own thing maybe even ssf to force myself to learn crafting better

[frosty herald]

Facebreaker titan?

I know of that 50% extra strenght node

[tender lotus]

hulking form unfortunately doesn't affect strength from travelling nodes but yeah facebreaker was an idea

idk how common it's going to be but i imagine it'll be very common since it was common-ish in poe 1

[frosty herald]

Oracle facebreaker could be funny

[tender lotus]

i thought about smith of kitava as well

if temper weapon works with your fists you could temper them to explode packs with fire

[frosty herald]

But you cant craft uniques right?

[tender lotus]

yea u cant so idk about ssf if i specifically want facebreaker

they're a level 0 unique so you can get them at any level

[frosty herald]

Would smith even work on facebreaker

[tender lotus]

well facebreaker specifies that you can use skills that would use a one handed mace

[frosty herald]

Actualy

Gemling legionare facebreaker could be funny

Since you have quality stats on mace skills

[tender lotus]

true..

but i decided on titan due to being the simplest and being close to life regen nodes

its tech im going to use to scale base physical damage

[frosty herald]

Man i want slayer so badly in poe

Having a greatssword leeching everything sounds so cool

[tender lotus]

i do want swords too

the sword skills are gonna be so sick when they're out

[frosty herald]

Imagine you can use count geonor's skills

[tender lotus]

we have sword passives btw already idk why they're there

we dont have the swords yet

[frosty herald]

Like throughout the campaign you learn more sword skills by beating bosses

[tender lotus]

that would be sick

[nocturne hare]

Is this path of exile?

[tender lotus]

yeah path of exile 2

[nocturne hare]

Damn

When's that set to go free?

[tender lotus]

whenever game goes 1.0

idk when thatll happen but maybe next year itll be free

i think theyre doing a discount for the early access version

itll be 15 bucks and you'll get 15 dollars worth of mtx currency

instead of 30

[acoustic dune]

is that a furry

why are you blue

[tender lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/gulp-cat-gif-27257259

[nocturne hare]

Is the currency just for cosmetics?

[tender lotus]

you need the mtx currency to buy stash tabs

you start with 4 normal stash tabs but it's quickly not enough for any new player

[nocturne hare]

Ah ok

Does it work like poe 1 where you have to start a new character every new season?

[tender lotus]

yeah you make characters per season, but they all go to the standard league when season's over

[hearty nebula]

gub

[nocturne hare]

Ah damn

[acoustic dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1082140540616843275/1095133656416256121/ezgif-2-d1f15f8294.gif

eating all your blue rn

you gonna be like

green

or smth

[tender lotus]

i'll have some red left over

[acoustic dune]

i drank it

sowwwy

:3

[tender lotus]

thats messed up

how could you

[acoustic dune]

i was thirsty

[frosty herald]

Get the currency tab asap but wait for a sale on stash tabs

[acoustic dune]

do you wwant me die of thirst?

thats sick man...

[tender lotus]

have you tried like..drinking water

water is like blue

[acoustic dune]

but i was thisty of red drink

[tender lotus]

whyd u drink my blue then too..

[acoustic dune]

i ate it

teehee

[acoustic dune]

thank you GYATTmato

very cool

[tender lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-meme-break-explode-gif-13868715770986833670

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-mei-mei-uncle-bao-cat-meme-gif-8149549883384091715

[tender lotus]

@nocturne hare if you want to try out poe 2 though there is free weekend when new season drops

[nocturne hare]

Maybe, I've tried the first one and wasn't really able to get into it

[frosty herald]

Second one is much better

(I never played poe1)

[nocturne hare]

A trustworthy source

[tender lotus]

i played both, they fit different totally different criteria tbh

but poe 2 is better for a wider variety of people than poe 1 is

you can like tell whats happening in poe 2

you cant really tell in poe 1

[frosty herald]

Im nothing if not trustworthy

[frosty herald]

Jamanra with 2 fuckass beams throughout the whole arena

[tender lotus]

what i meant to say is you can tell whats happening most of the time of course

sometimes you just die randomly still

[nocturne hare]

I just ended up using 1 move for like 5 hours in poe

[tender lotus]

like the random chaos degen ground you didn't see

[nocturne hare]

Got really bored

[tender lotus]

you def end up using more moves in poe 2 and they feel way more impactful to perform

[nocturne hare]

How's the early game?

[frosty herald]

Servicable

But quite fun

Count geonor is def a setpiece for thee rest of the gsme

[tender lotus]

it's really fun tbh

[nocturne hare]

Is the early game in poe 1 bad?

[tender lotus]

yes

[nocturne hare]

Ok well I'm glad it wasn't just me

[tender lotus]

you can enjoy the campaign in poe 2

in poe 1 the campaign is just a means to get to the fun part

[nocturne hare]

Aight I might get poe2 when it's on sale then

[hearty nebula]

gub

[tender lotus]

it won't cost you anything to try out, see if you end up liking the sequel

[tulip gulch]

What about poe3

[tender lotus]

poe 3 comes out when poe 2 gets swords

[tulip gulch]

Big if true

[nocturne hare]

Will the free weekend be available on PS?

[tender lotus]

it should be available on all platforms, since one of the big things of poe 2 was trying to make it as friendly on consoles as possible

[nocturne hare]

Sensational

[tender lotus]

yeah i just saw the vid, it's all platforms

xbox, playstation and steam

[nocturne hare]

Ok cool ty

[jade plinth]

i was told people were postin' ff characters in here. You can thank @thin pecan

[thin pecan]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU

WOW

[jade plinth]

(but to be relevent i did play a fair bit of zealot if people still care about them)

[acoustic dune]

omg they change thumbnail

this was the previous one

LMAO

[drowsy steppe]

you literally can post anything in gen 2 (zealot chat)

[acoustic dune]

thats a lie

no one post zealot stuff in zealot chat?

[jade plinth]

i was told that this is what zealot chat sorta dissolved into

[jade plinth]

stealing this thank you

[jade plinth]

oh PERFECT

[frosty herald]

is this temu kurzgesacht

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-they-doing-what-are-they-doing-earth-earth-what-are-they-doing-gif-10995499032351310430

[exotic plaza]

ai slop thumbnail

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/1bo0cY7c9GA @sterile stone 😭

[solar gorge]

32 degrees, it's over

we're all gonna die

[acoustic dune]

seelout kurzgesacht

[acoustic dune]

they add to change thumbnail for some reaason

[tulip gulch]

seelout

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-take-a-look-lets-kill-you-leon-kennedy-take-a-look-gif-3933740086023365288

[tulip gulch]

:3

[drowsy steppe]

they're pretty decent

[lunar fable]

That's very nice

[frosty herald]

double mjolnr with like 5 support gems

on each

[jade plinth]

also because i'm sure she hasn't

me and @thin pecan 's wives

[exotic plaza]

fuck doing my own research im just gonna start believing people

[thin pecan]

OH YES

[exotic plaza]

also im sure they're owned by private equity

[thin pecan]

THOSE ARE THE CATTE WIVES

[tender lotus]

i think mjolnir already had 5 support slots

but it had to be a level 20 skill

[frosty herald]

the uhh

calamity chestplate

with lvl15 heralds

also were getting masteries this update (what are masteries?)

[drowsy steppe]

your average millennial vrchat couple

[jade plinth]

that's unrealistic

they own a house

[exotic plaza]

yuri 🤤

[thin pecan]

we love yuri

😌

[acoustic dune]

Chat

Is it gay

To like men

[jade plinth]

follow up question

[thin pecan]

it is if you're also a guy

[jade plinth]

are you man or man identifying

[acoustic dune]

Didn't you want to mpreg men

Blud is playing both side

[exotic plaza]

double the prey

[drowsy steppe]

immortal boomers i swear

forever21

[thin pecan]

there's yaoi for guy x guy
there's yuri for girl x girl
and then if you wanted to take things to extremes you could mix them and create some fucked up amalgamation called yaori or something

[tulip gulch]

so true bestie

[acoustic dune]

We are both mens

[drowsy steppe]

so bisexuals

[tender lotus]

uhh they're buffs you can freely choose before you run a map

[thin pecan]

exactly

[acoustic dune]

I doubt that it's gay to love my bf

[tender lotus]

i saw the content reveal a while back but the exact details escape me

[acoustic dune]

But idk

[thin pecan]

yaori sounds like the noise made by a cat in distress

[jade plinth]

it's absolutely gay to love your bf

[acoustic dune]

Is it doh?

Idk man there's no evidence that it's gay

[tender lotus]

you can allocate the entire atlas tree now btw

[jade plinth]

to be a man is to be gay.

[acoustic dune]

It's just 2 man holding hands

[tender lotus]

@frosty herald the way jonathan rogers explains it is that masters function kinda like ascendancies for the atlas tree

[frosty herald]

i see

[tender lotus]

https://youtu.be/vkCu3V81N74?t=1839 here's the timestamp

[frosty herald]

ive never reached past act 2 so i have no clue what this means

[tender lotus]

ohhh

[lunar fable]

Oh man

[tender lotus]

hope you can make it all the way through this time! it'll be worth it

[lunar fable]

Yam is potentially going to meet tornado bird for the first time this league

At least he's not too bad nowadays

[frosty herald]

tornado bird?

i fought the elephant and lich dude

that was pretty hard

[lunar fable]

You'll see

Or maybe you won't

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1462923844519067711.webp?size=96&animated=true

[acoustic dune]

Ey gyattmato

[frosty herald]

i did beat the collosus

[acoustic dune]

Wanna do hars weekly?

At some point for sm2

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/404soob-pepe-peL

[acoustic dune]

Not the siege one

[frosty herald]

whats the current hard

[acoustic dune]

Idk

I'll check on it in 2 days

It change then no?

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/432526201534283776/1498056991933861968/goldensigma.gif

[frosty herald]

you do know its tuesday right

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/chimutan-chicken-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-15173158631897442446

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-man-charlie-kirk-kirk-if-ied-kirk-meme-gif-11866908506481137705

[woeful solar]

dangerous

get em away from me

[jolly sandal]

Mantis Shrimp

[acoustic dune]

what I miss?

[thin pecan]

this is my friend Shrimpy he is very shy @jade plinth

[woeful solar]

he fucking got hacked

[acoustic dune]

A dangerous combination atiom

[acoustic dune]

Which one?

[jolly sandal]

Say hi to Shrimpy for me

[woeful solar]

malarkey

[acoustic dune]

Smh my head

[jolly sandal]

Good vision annd devastating power?

[jade plinth]

the agony

i feel

[jolly sandal]

Truly powerful

[drowsy steppe]

I did got hacked yes

beep boop boop bop

[thin pecan]

I think you should rename yourself to Shrimpy here

[lunar fable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sguab5G178M @chrome wave

[woeful solar]

that's a cute sticker ngl

[frosty herald]

how do i open this for myself

[lunar fable]

it's in the description

[stuck thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/chica-toy-chica-fnaf-foxy-freddy-gif-938004550236127790

[frosty herald]

im genuinely stupid tho

how do i download the file

[lunar fable]

click on the html file

[frosty herald]

i hate github

but i got it working

btw 2 new chayula nodes

so we might get alt chayula

[lunar fable]

a lot of armor/ev additions to notables

[frosty herald]

imagine we had slayer as an ascendancy right now

https://klipy.com/gifs/bee-movie-layton-t-montgomery

[south prism]

blehhhh

@vivid pike

[frosty herald]

@tender lotus is there any support gem that converts frost damage to fire damage?

cause i wanna do something really funny and use blackflame covenant ice chaos martial artist

[vivid pike]

literally me

mlem

[acoustic dune]

evil mf

[acoustic dune]

Is that you before the butter?

[slender mica]

before I was potatod ;.;

[acoustic dune]

Don't liesa

Youz a potato since birth

[tender lotus]

uh avatar of fire but that's on the other side of the tree

[acoustic dune]

You muppet

[tender lotus]

theres the painter's servant unique gloves too

[acoustic dune]

Is that a blue furry?

Yum

[tender lotus]

you already drank my blue

i got no blue left

[sterile stone]

[acoustic dune]

Lies

[exotic plaza]

i just found out dt running like ass

rt is enabled by default

in config

now the game look chopped but uh 30 more fps

[prisma trout]

i gotta do some ini tweaks myself

[tulip gulch]

rogue trader enabled in darktide settings

[misty nova]

Well
Yes

Brahms is here

[acoustic dune]

people play darktide?

[prisma trout]

you heard it here first

[drowsy steppe]

no

[exotic plaza]

im a little washed

[cedar perch]

Can you elaborate a bit? I came back to DT last week and the game has been performing worse than before

[exotic plaza]

raytracing is enabled in config

the ingame setting does nothing

[cedar perch]

Alright, gonna check

Mine is already off in config

Alas

[narrow mauve]

got new art of the plant :3

[vivid pike]

woag

[tulip gulch]

wood

[vivid pike]

would

[hard bough]

gorgeous

[drowsy steppe]

would

[jade plinth]

YOOOOOO

[drowsy steppe]

I am also a little washed

[hard bough]

allow me to plant sit serg

[exotic plaza]

man havent play 25dd in a while

[drowsy steppe]

see I was playing Darktide some weeks ago

[jade plinth]

@thin pecan also played a plant character in DnD

[narrow mauve]

im glad you lot like the plant-

[drowsy steppe]

and I was trying to do mantle crouch sliding like in Deadlock 😭

[narrow mauve]

i did not expect such good reception lmao

[hard bough]

long hair with horns and hooves, youve won me over with the natural aesthetic

[radiant sluice]

I did not expect such PEAK

[jade plinth]

Tell us more about the plant

for the love of the game

[narrow mauve]

well uh

its a he/him but no actual biological gender

[ivory marlin]

Awooga

[narrow mauve]

he's a shapeshifter! (his entire species is actually)

[sterile stone]

When that shit getting esports

[narrow mauve]

he is two metres and sixty centimetres tall.

[solar gorge]

it has esport already

[sterile stone]

That’s tragic

[solar gorge]

there was a 10k tournament last week

[tulip gulch]

oh interesting

still would

[sterile stone]

Wonder if Poshy of Mikael played in it

[solar gorge]

and EU got second place with 100+ ping cuz it was NA hosted let's go baby

[narrow mauve]

he is a plampt!

[drowsy steppe]

it does

[narrow mauve]

of course he has a natural aesthetic

[sterile stone]

Shoulda known that EU

Really

Ain’t

Shit

[drowsy steppe]

melee creep is a team you wanna watch

[radiant sluice]

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

[sterile stone]

They’re on twitch?

[solar gorge]

100 ping and a sub, not even main roster

[jade plinth]

Tall AF. Either way, cool plant

[solar gorge]

and second place

[jade plinth]

i give him 10/10

[solar gorge]

EU mogs

[hard bough]

HE??????????????????????????

[solar gorge]

lowkey w owns deadlock

[sterile stone]

Yeah but no one remembers 2nd place

[narrow mauve]

yeah lo

AS I SAID

he/him presenting

plants dont really have gender..

[solar gorge]

na teams don't even make it in the finals in eu tourney...

food for thought mmmh

[hard bough]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sunset-javgag-gif-6354990519690233079

good lord

[sterile stone]

Who even funded the tournament

[tulip gulch]

tbh the image gives more of a fem impression

at least for me

[solar gorge]

a popular streamer and i think there were fees to enter idk

deathy organizes this one

there's like 2 big tourney in dl as of right now

night shift and death slam

night shift doesn't have prize money i think tho

[narrow mauve]

is that good or bad.

[violet hornet]

Depends on the plant; some do, some do not

[sterile stone]

Did they ever reinstate the stat tracker

[violet hornet]

Me killing male weed plants the moment they show their gender

[narrow mauve]

"sophont i am pollinating so hard"

[sterile stone]

Keep the round up on deck

[narrow mauve]

"NGMGMGN I AM RELEASING MY SPORES"

[radiant sluice]

👁️ _ 👁️

[tulip gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1057054416039059506/1078051565694353591/attachment.gif

[solar gorge]

the stat tracker ?

[sterile stone]

The website that use to track player stats

[solar gorge]

oh that dogshit

it's never been down

[tulip gulch]

beep

[sterile stone]

I was told valve took it down

[void bison]

the limbs are detachable

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/beep-gif-24476531

[solar gorge]

u have statlocker and tracklock or something but they're not reliable

at least for ranks and mmr

[hard bough]

im scared of when ill meet this miniboss man

im not ready for this fucker

[sterile stone]

I remember people were using stats for shit in their stream titles

Like ages ago tho

Shit like #1 overall EU

[solar gorge]

oh that's prob just referring to the in-game leaderboard

which is reliable

cuz it's official

[tulip gulch]

he starts showing up in act3 at the last region before the mountain

[hard bough]

oh okay im safe

[tulip gulch]

or as the mountain lair boss if youre playing kingdoms

[sterile stone]

That can go crazy if you turn it into a business

Lotta dudes were selling coaching services

I know Poshy did

I dunno if Mikael did

[tulip gulch]

not really

he is not optional

[solar gorge]

MikaelS only ever did vod reviews for free, no coaching

he's back to playing and streaming daily now,

i am on his stream rn, this is how hot it is here

[solar gorge]

can't even play a game without getting 40 degrees in the room

[sterile stone]

I was tempted to go in there

[solar gorge]

stuck to watching streamz...

[sterile stone]

I see he’s playing Holliday?

[delicate shadow]

maybe he should try playing a good game

(I have no idea what the discussion is about)

[sterile stone]

Yeah it’s Holliday

[solar gorge]

this is the future of pvp gaming we aret talking about aquila

u wouldn't get it

[sterile stone]

When Darktide esports

[copper hawk]

Baka

[sterile stone]

Missing out

[tulip gulch]

darktide sports

[sterile stone]

All the cool devs are doing battle royales

[exotic plaza]

watersport

[tulip gulch]

they put a basketball court on the mourningstar

[sterile stone]

And extraction modes

Real talk tho

[delicate shadow]

look I've ran tournaments for Vermintide and that absolutely requires modded realm, there ain't no fucking way it's doable with DT

[tender lotus]

mfw i fail the 50/50 coin toss and my exemplar is ordained

[sterile stone]

Is expeditions technically considered an extraction mode?

[delicate shadow]

yes, technically

[solar gorge]

tourneys in pure pve games are so larp i'm sorry

[tulip gulch]

im pretty sure they made it so he's always guaranteed to be ordained now

[tender lotus]

being ordained 100% of the time is better than being ordained 50% of the time

[delicate shadow]

I don't think it's inherently any less valid than competitive speedrunning

[sterile stone]

Unironically I think a ranked PvE system would spike user reports if cheaters

[delicate shadow]

assuming you can crank the challenge high enough

[tulip gulch]

yep

[solar gorge]

it's not that it's not valid, it's just very static

not an esport imo

[delicate shadow]

I mean, lowkey, havoc is already this

[delicate shadow]

tbf I'd not call it one either

[sterile stone]

Wait havoc has cheaters?

[delicate shadow]

I'm just saying I've ran tournaments

[solar gorge]

it's still a 4fun thing to me

[frosty herald]

is grass green?

[solar gorge]

4fun gamers assemble

[tulip gulch]

depends if its dry or not

:3

[sterile stone]

I’m not counting macro users

I mean like

Actual aimbot

[frosty herald]

im neither

im talking wallhacks aimhacks and such

[sterile stone]

There’s no fucking way dude

What region has had the most reports for cheaters

@delicate shadow

Nah better yet

[ivory marlin]

Hi incan

[solar gorge]

some macros are cheat level tho

[sterile stone]

Has Darktide ever actually banned people for cheating?

[delicate shadow]

sup jelly

[delicate shadow]

I wouldn't know this

[delicate shadow]

I don't do moderation for in-game lmao

[sterile stone]

We gotta get you in there

Add another job to the resume

[ivory marlin]

I wonder how the psyker named adolf hitler is doing

[delicate shadow]

well then they'd have to actually pay me

[sterile stone]

Mr.Krabs ass employer

[frosty herald]

im gonna take a guess and say the HK region and anywere near it

[sterile stone]

Boy gonna get paid 5 aquilas

[sterile stone]

That’s fucking wild

Like I’ve seen people post their bans for payment fraud

But never cheating

[frosty herald]

thats a very easy way to get banned

[delicate shadow]

I've seen cheats in the wild

[ivory marlin]

I think about him a lot

[delicate shadow]

it's just something that happens in any game where it's possible to do

[sterile stone]

Oh for sure

No game can be 100% cheater free

[tulip gulch]

for fucking what?

[sterile stone]

And I guess we should be greatful it’s not rampant

[sterile stone]

Buy Aquila’s

Then call bank

Ask for chargeback

[frosty herald]

also chargeback the game probs

[sterile stone]

That’s what the negative balance thing was right

[tender lotus]

that was a thing in warframe too

you trade someone plat that you bought

you ask for chargeback

the person you traded plat to now has negative plat and is banned until they buy plat

[solar gorge]

our green walker is

under attack

[sterile stone]

That’s diabolical

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/subtitle-error-the-boys-butcher-the-boys-the-boys-edit-billy-butcher-gif-13334216149328462049

[opal sparrow]

dont care, I am busy farming a t3 camp

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/975819886955737188/1507106995998818475/caption.gif

[opal sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003269230969499750/1425553230947156098/drifter.gif?ex=6a1691a7&is=6a154027&hm=9a527c2d1ee6ca9fe4463d84638036ce184bdede204163d87533d5107391d0e5&

[tender lotus]

if you have 1k+ plat you're immune to this diabolical strat

but yeah it's really evil

[opal sparrow]

I love the metro memes

I have so many of them saved

[tender lotus]

theres some horror stories out there for sure

[drowsy steppe]

my current seven score rn

[opal sparrow]

not quite 6-7

[drowsy steppe]

this character is hard...

[opal sparrow]

never played seven tbh

haven't actually played most of the heroes now that I think about it

[drowsy steppe]

we're getting our ass beat

[drowsy steppe]

Ive only recently played Seven

[opal sparrow]

holy souls difference

gg go next

[drowsy steppe]

they got urn a lot more than we do

[cunning gate]

As part of my preparation for skitari release i an trying to finish all other class penances.

Does anyone have any advice on a way to quickly grind blades of faith penance. Kill 500 elites with throwing knife.

I dont like throwing knife so would like to get it over with quickly

[opal sparrow]

who do you "main" if you have one?

Or do you just play an assortment of ppl

[drowsy steppe]

uuh Warden, Celeste, Silver, Lash, Vindicta are my best heroes

[opal sparrow]

Not bad picks

I can see seven fitting into your roaster with that lineup

[ivory marlin]

I like ivy

Shes fun

[misty ravine]

Auric High Intensity Shock Troop Gauntlet (lots of elite targets, lots of elites and specials to melee to get knives back)

If you need more damage to hit one shot breakpoints, knives inherit the perks of the currently wielded weapon and this list of blessings.

High crit chance e.g. with Blazing Piety and a ranged weapon with Man Stopper should let your knives cleave multiple elites if they're lined up

[south prism]

it's coming along well

[misty ravine]

Let's
Go
Brandon
Trump
QAnon

[deft heron]

Blazing Piety Keystone really should be all about fire.

Just move all that crit nonsense to momentum

[wheat matrix]

leave momentum alone

inexorable is a fantastic generalist

i wouldnt want to loose trhat

[deft heron]

But I wanna burn things

[wheat matrix]

go play psyker then

[misty ravine]

They could introduce some method of self-generating fire or stun grenades

[misty nova]

Wait for the Sororitas class

[deft heron]

They’re nerds.

[jade plinth]

it's stacking up quite nicely

[misty ravine]

Zealot++ ($29.99 USD plus tax, tip, and environmental fee)

[misty nova]

In reality

Our Zealots are not very zealots

[south prism]

almost 400 books organized, i'm practically finished

[deft heron]

An extra 20 for the Repentia skin

[misty nova]

Not enough prejudice 🗣️

[misty nova]

Not enough blind faith 🗣️

[wheat matrix]

the fuck are u playing bruh

[south prism]

librarian: tidy up the arcane library

[hexed igloo]

Play a real tidying game (viscera cleanup detail)

[south prism]

books need to be picked up first

then when we kill the fairy that did this we call in viscera cleanup detail

[hexed igloo]

Pick up these nuts

Sorry

[misty ravine]

Warhammer 40,000: Darktidy (clean up the Nurgle goop)

[south prism]

tough words for someone whose balls are about to be twisted with my mind in 0.42 seconds

[hexed igloo]

Wait

Million dollar idea

[south prism]

there is a warhammer DLC for viscera cleanup i think

[violet hornet]

Power wash simulator has one for sure

[hexed igloo]

Powerwash sim in darktide

[south prism]

oooh that's the one

[hexed igloo]

Let's fucking go

[frosty herald]

I believe you also play as a techpriest in that

[south prism]

yeee

[solar gorge]

time to die of a heatstroke becuz i dared to play video games

[frosty herald]

Get barbequed european

[solar gorge]

my life is os tough

[frosty herald]

32 fucking degrees

And its so HUMID

It genuinely just feels clingy the heat

[tender lotus]

we're getting hit by this too

[wheat matrix]

LOL

[solar gorge]

yes it's all of euW

the best place in the world, sometimes has to suffer..

[tender lotus]

true..

[solar gorge]

it is what it is on this bitch of an earth

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439809540488167444/1462819079839809600/attachment.gif

[signal spoke]

homos

[misty ravine]

Meanwhile

[delicate shadow]

Damn, I didn't know Brazil was in EUW

[solar gorge]

canadian heatwave

10 degrees

@median steeple

[ivory marlin]

Saying it like its our fault

[median steeple]

It was +31 yesterday

[ivory marlin]

Yall can buy an ac unit online

[median steeple]

Heat works differently in places

Like plus 30 I'm Arizona was fine

[ivory marlin]

Humidity affects heat

[median steeple]

Plus 30 in Canada is dogshit

Yeah man

I wonder where it fucking rains most of the year

The UK

[ivory marlin]

Idk its snowing rn for me

[median steeple]

Can't wait for Saturday

[tender lotus]

its like perpetual humidity here in portugal

[median steeple]

Finally good weather

[frosty herald]

Whats the matter cuckadian afraid of some real weather

https://tenor.com/view/when-open-front-door-during-heatwave-hot-weather-gif-17872633504007898363

[median steeple]

Afraid?

Bitch I love this weather

Storms are my shit I wouldn't go walking admits thunder and snow storms if I didn't

[solar gorge]

you have clouds ?

how luxurious

[median steeple]

They're getting very dark very fast

But I don't wanna move

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2058721856509665284

ThatMetroidGuy (@ThatMetroidGuy)

Once again, the UK rn

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[solar gorge]

i haven't seen a cloud in 3 days legit

[frosty herald]

Get inside lmfao

[median steeple]

Naur

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/cloud-strife-tomato-cloud-strife-boo-throwing-tomatoes-final-fantasy-7-bum-strife-gif-18314810676129364597

well now you have

[ivory marlin]

Guys i need a trebuchet

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-limbus-ego-limbus-company-ego-telepole-gif-11064779100313078105

[solar gorge]

i'm heading to southern france in a few weeks and i'll get even hotter temps but, i get seaside

so iz ok

hot wweather only sucks when you don't have sea acess

[median steeple]

Yeah the only time I've enjoyed hot as fuck weather is when I'm next to the ocean

Or a big lake like the great lakes

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/thewitcher/status/2059288819027910898?s=20

The Witcher (@thewitcher)

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[chrome wave]

oof

[lunar fable]

yea that's a big rip for bm

[chrome wave]

also just a big rip to 1 defensive layer

for slow attacking builds anyway

[lunar fable]

this is sick though

[chrome wave]

have they announced what the masteries are gonna be?

[lunar fable]

i don't think that's coming this league

prob just datamined

[tender lotus]

you'd have to get that effect from here now but its kinda cringe

[chrome wave]

vaal pact was kind of sort of pretty ok in poe1

well the prerework one

[tender lotus]

i only used it on slayer

but it was always kinda dubious

[delicate shadow]

yeah 30C in Australia is normal, when it happens in Canada it feels like the infrastructure just fuckin' dies

[chrome wave]

wait the nodes leading up to the end of that cluster are all deflection nodes

[chrome wave]

well ig it is in the ar/eva hybrid section

[frosty herald]

gears you know what this means right

theyre revealing the upcoming dlc

[signal spoke]

Witcher 5 reveal

before we even get witcher 4 date

[frosty herald]

SIX SZEVE

HAHAHAHAHA

[frosty herald]

i genuinely cant wait for swords and slayer to be in 1.0

its gonna be so cool with the skillgems and leeching

[ivory marlin]

I just commited robbery

[tender lotus]

theres a lot of potential for so many things

[frosty herald]

chaos martial artist monk

[silk flicker]

where is this from

[misty ravine]

Back in my day Monks strictly had to be Lawful

[frosty herald]

Grey name randomly posted it

Might be true might not

I do think its fake cause skitarii dont use plasma cannons

[carmine lance]

One of my friends started playing vermintide 2 for their first time; it’s nice having an excuse to get back into playing it

[tender lotus]

the most painful part of starting the new league for me will be loading the shaders again since i got a new gpu

some bosses wont have rendered attacks when they first appear

[silk flicker]

well they use the capacitance keyword before they ukraine localization leak did

so it could even just be a mistranslation

[misty ravine]

Would be pretty fun if we got a plasma gun that acted like most other depictions (AOE projectile)

[silk flicker]

but the rest of it im not sure

[misty ravine]

Of all the ways I would have expected Darktide's plasma gun to work, as strong as it may be, what we have now is sure not it

[frosty herald]

i sea

inb4 blab makes the goofiest build known to man

[tender lotus]

mine's gonna look cursed and im gonna freeball it

[frosty herald]

blab pulling oout the facebreaker abyssal lich

or facebreaker infernalist

i do like that you have so much freedom in poe2

if you want to you can specialize as a frost bow titan

[tender lotus]

you have freedom but just keep in mind that your placement on the skill tree matters a lot

[frosty herald]

and ascendancy

dont go doing a mage smith

[tender lotus]

ascendancy good but placement on the tree even more important

trying to grab bow nodes on the tree as warrior is like 20+ points just to path to it

people make crazy paths towards certain key nodes, ie. titan builds were travelling 20 points just to get to a cluster of reduced skill duration

[frosty herald]

yeah i found that out quickly trying to do melee mercenary

[vast basin]

I'm really curious what facebreaker will turn into with way of the stonefist

[tender lotus]

i am too but im already decided on running titan for facebreaker

[frosty herald]

no joke facebreaker might get nerfed using it

or isnt superior to other gloves

[tender lotus]

i think what'll happen is way of the stonefist will turn the mace skills part of the affix to quarterstaff

[frosty herald]

i cast FIST!!!

[tender lotus]

or the strength scaling changes to dexterity/int

or something along those lines

maybe giving evasion/es from str scaling instead of armor

[scenic folio]

Is it me being skill issued but I always do low damage on Zealot in comparison to my team

no matter what build I use

[frosty herald]

hammer of the gods is def gonna be insane with facebreaker

since it also changes the visuals to a stone fist lol

[tender lotus]

well

facebreaker is gonna have a hard time scaling as high as a two handed weapon in general

you can't use a weapon which means you're not gonna have +5 to +7 extra melee skill level (+7 is like around 40% more dps)

[vast basin]

+7 doesn't exist anymore

Its +5 max, and I think essence is +3

[frosty herald]

inb4 we do a 6 man arbiter of ash kill lol

[tender lotus]

+7 still exists

[visual stream]

Well that's because zealot is relatively balanced for the most part and every other class has stupid high dps overpowered brainless garbage

[tender lotus]

unless it got deleted in 0.5

[scenic folio]

Really?

[visual stream]

But it's still a super good class so it may be a skill issue

[frosty herald]

also the jewelers orbs on the new shield will be insane

with the throwing and slam

[vast basin]

The plus to Level of all Melee Skills modifiers on Two Handed Attack Weapons now has a value of +5 at Tier 1 (previously +7), the lower tiers have also been adjusted.

[carmine lance]

I mean zealot can still do stupid burst damage

[visual stream]

If you're on a team with a plasma/psword vet, an inferno staff psyker, and a gun scum, yeah you're definitely just cooked in terms of dps output comparatively

[vast basin]

The Perfect Essence of Battle now provides +3 to Level of all Attack Skills on Two Hand Melee Weapons or Crossbows (previously +5), and +2 to Level of all Attack Skills on One Handed Melee Weapons or Bows (previously +3).

[carmine lance]

Just look at shroudfield

[visual stream]

But if they're running normal chill builds, you definitely keep up or outpace

[tender lotus]

well i suppose it's a little closer now then

[visual stream]

The classes themselves are not stupid overpowered, but certain setups are ridiculously strong and break any difficulty

[vast basin]

And with only being able to use one crafted mod on weps now, it will be harder to craft good weps in campaign/early endgame

[tender lotus]

atleast desecrated mods count as a seperate modifier

[visual stream]

One of the worst offenders being inferno staff psyker

[tender lotus]

i hope swapping resistances doesn't count as a crafted modifier

[vast basin]

True, desecration will be even more important now

[tender lotus]

facebreakers are a level 0 unique

idk how many unique gloves exist that are level 0

[scenic folio]

Ibsee

[tender lotus]

but if its the only one you could just roll a trader forever at low lvl

[scenic folio]

I see

[acoustic dune]

is that a furry

in purple?

chat

[frosty herald]

you could probs also just trade for a facebreaker

[acoustic dune]

ik what to do

[frosty herald]

not gonna be that expensive considering its a lvl 0

[scenic folio]

yes

[acoustic dune]

whats with the increaase of furry in this channel?

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/FarFarWestGame/status/2059294568751718852?s=20 the fuck...

Far Far West (@FarFarWestGame)

what have we been working on, part yea.. 🫠

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FxTwitter · May 26, 2026, 3:24 PM

this will be game of 2026

[acoustic dune]

your purple is gon be all mine

[scenic folio]

No

[tulip gulch]

wolp

[tender lotus]

it depends on the actual rarity tier of the unique, which we don't know yet

its likely it'll be uncommon-ish like the og facebreakers in poe 1

[signal spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1381371650783838218/1508864496444379206/bird.gif

[signal spoke]

it so over (for now)

[acoustic dune]

imagine having fun

[tulip gulch]

imagine

dragons

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-snapcube-i-am-an-alpha-male-gamer-sonic-the-hedgehog-gif-1014396561009859707

[acoustic dune]

is this real

[misty ravine]

He's imagining (thinking) so he must be

[ivory marlin]

What came first

The think

Or the am

[ripe crown]

Question do you guys think we have the best drip?

I think so

[royal vortex]

the

[ripe crown]

Yo do we have the best drip?

Cus we get like metallic knight looking armour

Cool imperial sigils and hoods

[ivory marlin]

I like vet drip