zealot-class

[glossy cloud]

That's just pure racist rhetoric at that point.

[rigid briar]

yeah there's a line you end up crossing at a certain point

it happens very fast

as soon as you see it then you shut it down

[sterile stone]

Problem is, those kinda people are rampant in the 40k community

[rigid briar]

it genuinely sucks that the online hobby community is infested with them

[glossy nimbus]

crazy

[deft heron]

Man I wish Zealot could have the Needle Pistol.

My Assassinorum cosplay will forever remain incomplete

[glossy nimbus]

No.

The Needle Pistol is evil

[hearty nebula]

truth nuke

[misty nova]

That's why it should be given to zealot

https://x.com/i/status/2058592373400129634

McCheese 🧀 (@McChiz76)

Fujimoto coming back after eating the weekly releases devil

X · May 24, 2026, 4:54 PM

[radiant sluice]

I definitely saw that third psyker earlier today

The name's hard to forget 😭

[undone pewter]

https://x.com/LilGlizzy2765/status/2058627053444882783?s=20

lilglizzy2765 (@LilGlizzy2765)

@McChiz76 I believe in part 3

X · May 24, 2026, 7:11 PM

[misty nova]

😭

[shadow spruce]

thuggin

[obsidian prairie]

The PM brainworm spreads

[hexed igloo]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSxuhYeWN/

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[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/ohnePixelUpdate/status/2058616483278684171?s=20

ohnePixel Updates (@ohnePixelUpdate)

The drone operator for sure does not play Rocket League 😭

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FxTwitter · May 24, 2026, 6:29 PM

[scenic folio]

Disdain or Backstabber for my Shroudfield knife build?

I was running Backstabber all this time but could Disdain be better?

[misty nova]

Sure

[heady rapids]

@obsidian prairie

[obsidian prairie]

Is your feed just getting filled with these randomly

[heady rapids]

no I'm just friends with ppl that play pm gam

[obsidian prairie]

You should also play pm gam

[plush estuary]

whats pm gam

[obsidian prairie]

https://store.steampowered.com/curator/40685294

[plush estuary]

ahh

project moon

[heady rapids]

naur

I'm good

[misty nova]

Moon?

https://youtu.be/AfZCT_RjHxc?si=fvUMlCQWV4NV1wXy

[long oasis]

we are goling to steal the moon

[sterile stone]

You’re evil

[opal dagger]

aqny tips on shocking stuff penance?

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/DRXDbD/status/2058601969774674413?s=20

Despair/Hope for Dbd (@DRXDbD)

"uummh..."
#DeadbyDaylight

X · May 24, 2026, 5:32 PM

[sterile stone]

What would Jason even do

That isn’t covered by other killers already

[undone pewter]

yeah man

[hexed igloo]

Woke up handsome again this is getting outta control

[sterile stone]

Shut yo

BITCH ASS

Up

[frosty herald]

stop the cap

[hexed igloo]

Notice how he ain't say I'm lyin

[undone pewter]

I wish I was

[frosty herald]

NAH YTOUR JOKING

[undone pewter]

Nope

announced at combo breaker

2 minutes ago

[sterile stone]

I ain’t trying to lie, you got that shit on

[frosty herald]

WHAT

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/diem-archive-roy-the-demon-joy-baited-gif-6847471158061580656

[frosty herald]

HOW

[hexed igloo]

I do got that shit on yeah

[sterile stone]

Bro that’s diabolical

Bob looking like a fat Logan Paul

[frosty herald]

also

how the fuck can you be a tekken fan and not have heard of baki\

[hexed igloo]

The best way to fix self-esteem issues is instead of thinking "they all think I look weird" you gotta adjust to "they all think I got that shit on fr"

[undone pewter]

I know what baki is I just find the pick unbelievable because people are HAPPY LMFAO

[sterile stone]

@delicate shadow They put you in a fighting game bruvver

[frosty herald]

nah not you just redditors

[misty ravine]

Rumor has it he's still circling that couch

[ember badge]

Can I ask for Zealot build advice here?

[solar gorge]

maybe

mmm idk

[ember badge]

[slender mica]

zealot advice? in the... zealot channel...?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-turning-head-confused-cat-rizalalthur-orange-cat-behavior-gif-10491959385063137392

[solar gorge]

i think u should ask

[misty nova]

Sure

[ember badge]

Oh I can't upload pics

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/stand-proud-gray-role-discord-role-discord-sukuna-gif-1277038297264023502

[ember badge]

hmm how do I do this then

[slender mica]

dm me the picture and ill post it for you

maybe

unless its sus then im not posting it

:3

[ember badge]

it's jsut my talent tree

[slender mica]

huh

use dis

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor

[hexed igloo]

@sterile stone https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSxuAagho/

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[slender mica]

guhhh whyd you send FIVE pictures??? ;.;

[ember badge]

oh didn't see the build editor post

[slender mica]

idk how to build zealot even

[ember badge]

I'm doing the build editor right now

[hexed igloo]

Woke up a 10/10 wit a bad bih next to me I can't keep getting away with this when will one of yall stop me

[slender mica]

explode

[sterile stone]

You’re a bitch

[hexed igloo]

[ember badge]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor?id=a1dbf50a-5d7b-4587-81f1-c0ba0ebfbbe9
Alright did it in the build editor

I've been having fun with it, since I am nearly unkillable with it

But the damage is rather lackluster

I was thinking of switching to the dueling sword, since it looks like it'd synergize better with the crit aspect

same with the Chainsword

[slender mica]

@hard nexus what do you think

[delicate shadow]

Yooo

[undone pewter]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2058667862965862702

TEKKEN (@TEKKEN)

The Strongest Creature on Earth
JOINS THE BATTLE!!💥

Yujiro Hanma joins the #TEKKEN8 roster as the 4th additional playable character in early 2027🔥

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vxTwitter / fixvx · May 24, 2026, 9:54 PM

[delicate shadow]

Also just about finished baking, just seeing how things look once they cool off

[misty nova]

This has to go

Wrath is shit anyways

And this is a bit weird

You're not martyrdom

And you're not a Fatman named gus

So it's just

There

Everything else is mostly solid

However I must say

[slender mica]

im not falling for this

[misty nova]

Using wrath

And skipping Odds

Is pretty weird

Me no like it

[ember badge]

what does this mean?

[slender mica]

oh my god thats the offical tekken twitter

what the fuck

[ember badge]

and is Martyrdom really that good that there are no alternatives for Zealot?

[misty nova]

There's a build called Fatmangus

They pretty much max hp

And use bleed for the emperor and the +2 wounds

[slender mica]

HOW IS THIS REAL

?????????

[misty nova]

While sporting any of the 2 damaging abilities

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-huh-cat-huh-etr-gif-15332443943609734737

[ember badge]

alright

[misty nova]

Tekken universe is literally perfect for anything Baki

Like

Punches and Kicks are usually better than guns there

and robots and demons

And seppuku skeletons

And ninjas and shoes

And what else

[wheat matrix]

Skitarii when

[frosty herald]

Yujiro unironically solos the entire tekken 8 roster

[sterile stone]

Go back into hibernation

[wheat matrix]

no

I might even start playing again before skitarii release

[sterile stone]

Malice gameplay

Back to the usual

[wheat matrix]

im sorry

who are u again

bro cant beat bg3 without a carry and wants to flame me for darktide gameplay

[solar gorge]

yo agrus where's ur h40

[wheat matrix]

TRUE

[solar gorge]

fraudgus

don't downtalk wyv, 2 timer h40 holder

[hexed igloo]

But brit

[solar gorge]

aren't you from hobbitton

[hexed igloo]

+5 per h40 but being British is a global-50

[hexed igloo]

Well no that's in Middle Earth which doesn't exist and if it did it'd be somewhere in the Mediterranean

[sterile stone]

That’s fucking wild

Cause last I check

[wheat matrix]

do u even playh darktide odo

[solar gorge]

i have to vent on someone because EU lost to NA in the DSI finals

[sterile stone]

Who was dead at the end of the honor mode run?

Better question

[hexed igloo]

Yea sometimes I've been grinding enshrouded recently tho

[sterile stone]

Who was the last person alive during the honor run?

[hexed igloo]

I go thru phases with darktide where I play it 2 weeks on 2 weeks off

[wheat matrix]

who cleared honour like 3 days after it dropped

cuz it sure as fuck weren't u

[sterile stone]

Boy out here the master of cheese

You know damn well you didn’t do it legit

Ahhh got your ass

[wheat matrix]

I did actually

cope more

no mods or savescums

[sterile stone]

Lying your ass off

[wheat matrix]

i had to do it when i was playing with u because we had fucking mort

also u

but mostly mort

[sterile stone]

I literally was doing well

Mort was The Who kept fucking with stuff

[wheat matrix]

that's why mostly mort

[sterile stone]

Like when I was trying to steal noblestalk in act 3

[wheat matrix]

[sterile stone]

I had like 8 of them sum bitches too

I shoulda stole fireworks

[wheat matrix]

dont think we actually used one

[sterile stone]

We didn’t

[wheat matrix]

average rpg gameplay tbh

[sterile stone]

They honest to god just sat in my backpack

[wheat matrix]

"need to hold this item in case i need it later"

"oh wait the game is over"

[sterile stone]

To be fair

It’s really good as a back up healing potion

[wheat matrix]

they do have use

[ember badge]

Max HP just means 3 ordos with HP? Or is there more?

[glossy nimbus]

Good run

[ember badge]

nvm, I found it

[sterile stone]

wtf is baltingo anyway

[shadow spruce]

real and true

[obsidian prairie]

Poker solitaire, but with bonuses

[sterile stone]

Lost me at poker

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-hanging-chad-chad-brainstorm-blueprint-gif-2040947056834966761

[lunar fable]

@plush estuary friendly fire is genuinely awful in this game

[obsidian prairie]

If you want people to stop calling you a dumbass then stop acting like one
!!!!!!!

[lunar fable]

would be fine if we had shield

[pure tree]

Do your teammates keep exploding u

[sterile stone]

Not my fault I have better taste in gambling

[spare talon]

Dumbass

[sterile stone]

Fuck you too you hairless ferret

And fuck yah bowlcut

[glossy nimbus]

woah now lets not call eachother bald

[ripe quest]

Little bit of this little bit of that build

[glossy nimbus]

I mean cole is definitely bald but lets relax

[sterile stone]

B*ld ass

[solar gorge]

losing hair is a serious thing it shouldn't be taken lightly

this is messed up

[glossy nimbus]

Should we censor B*ld

[sterile stone]

It’s the right thing to do

[ripe quest]

Got a good chance of looking better bald at least.

[solar gorge]

it depends for ppl ig

[spare talon]

Someone the other day said I was rocking this 80's haircut (my hair goes past my shoulders rn)

[solar gorge]

i know how i look with 0 hair, it's decent but not my best

[frosty herald]

All bald men are evil

Just look at kevin o leary and abaddon

[spare talon]

Dorn

[sterile stone]

@sterile basalt https://youtu.be/MlbxDNtsmUk?si=nhi20fZjgr5RSE5r

[glossy nimbus]

Impressive. Doesn't your head need to be shaven for brain surgery?

[sterile stone]

Sexy time has arrived

[pure tree]

Dorn

[wheat matrix]

bro

[wheat matrix]

arg is the kinda guy he doesn't go bald

his hair just runs away from his face

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-haircut-pissed-sad-gif-13841596

[wheat matrix]

yam be doxxing arg fr

[spare talon]

They shaved specific parts but its grown back to where its unnoticeable now so I dont wear a beanie anymore

[frosty herald]

LOL

[solar gorge]

arg how close are u to the vegeta hairline

[sterile stone]

That’s wild cause you’ve seen me before

[frosty herald]

Which parts

[sterile stone]

Not even close

[placid fiber]

I would assume parts on his head

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-hydewars-candyman-ghost-of-kyiv-gif-26802433

[ripe quest]

God made it so I can rock a wolf cut, but made me a guy to delay my potential.

[glossy nimbus]

u look like sam hyde prolly

[spare talon]

Behind one of my ears and like 1/4th of the front half

[sterile stone]

Ex’s twinkening is nearing

[solar gorge]

i have a wolf cut rn

it's good because i will never lose my hair for sure

[spare talon]

It was also directly underneath where most of my hair goes anyway so its already basically invisible now

[obsidian prairie]

This is a problem within your control

[sterile stone]

Knock on wood

[lunar fable]

yea and chip damage from ff just sucks

[frosty herald]

Uhu

Just be careful of the wind

[placid fiber]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wind-fight-1

[spare talon]

My hair grows really fast man
Those spots are like
Normal default guy hair length now

[frosty herald]

Bruh

[ripe quest]

Emphasis on just delaying my potential.

[placid fiber]

[frosty herald]

Its gonna take me a while until it gets to ahoulder lenght

Maybe i should do an undercut

[solar gorge]

never cut your hair

that's haram

[obsidian prairie]

Then have fun controlling your problem!!!!!
I hope it goes well for you

[placid fiber]

I don't, I get it shaved

[frosty herald]

Baldy

[sterile stone]

My hair does the same

[placid fiber]

Yes because 1/2 inches of hair is bald

[sterile stone]

But since I’m mixed my hair just grows into a bunch of tangled vines

[solar gorge]

cutting ur hair is not natural bro

#letitgrow

[frosty herald]

I wanna make a joke so badly

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278540580976328790/1507816640530612336/1TrFV2kRX0vITZzxnRqbusJzkG8g6N47-zoPK4NSOeM.gif

But legally cant

[sterile stone]

No

[spare talon]

My hair is super fine and super dense so its always ay minimum unkempt even if I brushed it 2 minutes prior

[sterile stone]

I’m not buying specialty brand shampoo and shit

[frosty herald]

What even is conditioner

[solar gorge]

it's not

[sterile stone]

Because my hair fits some archaic pattern type

[obsidian prairie]

My hair is just functionally perfect

[ripe quest]

1/2 an inch of hair is bald but a 1/16th is a buzzcut... make it make sense

[solar gorge]

i know for a fact that early humans did not have in fact

[sterile stone]

I’d rather just buzz that shit off

[solar gorge]

barbers

[obsidian prairie]

Lives at like 2 feet long and stays straight as long as I brush it like once a day and wash it

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075782743285301308/1448329868491100252/supra.gif

[obsidian prairie]

Very nice texture

[spare talon]

Mine just kinda works for me
Its the thing I get compliments on

[sterile stone]

Don’t have all that care and time for that

Handful of shampoo

Scrunch in

Dunk head in water til shampoo gone

Let hair air dry

[obsidian prairie]

Tf you mean you don't have the time and care for taking a fucking shower and spending like 30 seconds getting tangles out

[frosty herald]

Gonna put braids in my trunk hairs

[spare talon]

Sometimes to an uncomfortable degree
Like someone im ringing up at work spending the entire transaction obsessing over my hair like OK lady a "your hair looks nice" would have gotten the point across

[sterile stone]

I’ve been doing baths almost exclusively for the past few months

It’s much more comfortable

[lunar fable]

@pure tree i just lost all my armor to a teammate with a lead storm

so many red flags from this team

wanting to do ramhammer

picking the wrong upgrades

[sterile stone]

I use to be worse with hair care

[lunar fable]

constantly friendly fire

[sterile stone]

I dead ass use to just put axe body wash in my hair

[solar gorge]

son

[sterile stone]

And use that as shampoo

[spare talon]

Youre fucked up

[obsidian prairie]

You deserve to go bald I'm sorry

[plucky sparrow]

Rip trigger discipline from the closed alpha

[spare talon]

Youre sick

[sterile stone]

I’m a changed man

[frosty herald]

Poe2 wil have a 50% discount this weekend

[solar gorge]

i think you shouldn't be allowed to use any axe product past 11 years old

[rough galleon]

From what I gather, the concept of playing rogue core with randos is carpenter brut aneurysm

[ripe quest]

Making up having a job and receiving comments about hair to beat the bald accusations...

[spare talon]

I am literally
At work
Right now

[rough galleon]

Note that he didn't deny the bald part

[sterile stone]

It was a gift from my parents

And I didn’t want it to go to waste

[solar gorge]

carpenter brut aneurysm ?

he never made a track called aneurysm afaik

i dont get it

[sterile stone]

Praying a random animal pisses on your shoe

[spare talon]

I thought that was a given
I wasnt aware the burden of proof of such balderdash claims was on me

[solar gorge]

yo when are they gonna relax the skitarii nda

[spare talon]

When you quit darktide

[plucky sparrow]

never, darktide “YouTubers” are forever banned from talking about skitarii for the rest of time

[solar gorge]

ok done

i alrdy quit

now relax the nda

[frosty herald]

When the skilltree and weapon devblov releases

[solar gorge]

i haven't launched dt since march 18

[sterile stone]

That shit is still funny how E fucked himself over

[solar gorge]

i'm basically retired

[sterile stone]

All because he wanted to get coverage first for views

[rough galleon]

I'm in the hospital waiting room rn but I will grab it for you in a bit. It's just the aneurysm sound effect to a carpenter brut song

[spare talon]

Oh has word got out about this

[sterile stone]

The screenshot of that discord has been posted

[frosty herald]

The media server leak got him booted

[sterile stone]

That’s why I pinged you and ancient

Both of your names are in clear view

[rough galleon]

We could rub bald heads together

[spare talon]

Yeah im aware about that but the boot was not something publicly known

[sterile stone]

I mean it doesn’t take a fucking detective

You can put two and two together

[frosty herald]

I wonder who sent the video to catfish

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1462923844519067711.webp?size=96&animated=true

[spare talon]

Well this is like the nth time

[frosty herald]

Its so easy not to do dumb shit

[sterile stone]

Did Fuu do it aswell

[frosty herald]

Couldve just cut that part out

But nah

[spare talon]

It was literally kept in, theres an active transition there iirc

[frosty herald]

Yarp

Oh well

[sterile stone]

Yall are fucking lucky dude wasn’t a playtester

[frosty herald]

He wont make that mistake twice

[sterile stone]

That boy woulda leaked yall whole shit

[frosty herald]

He wouldve gotten fully blacklisted if he did

[spare talon]

Its actually so crazy how the people with the most info leak the least (and by that I mean not at all)

[sterile stone]

Who to say he isn’t now

[obsidian prairie]

Probably cause they have endured the most vetting

[sterile stone]

I mean you receive benefits for shutting the hell up

So it makes sense

[obsidian prairie]

And are trusted with need to know

[frosty herald]

You need to do more sterner things to get blacklisted

[spare talon]

The two biggest leak offenders are content creators the moment they are told "dont tell/send this to anyone"

And fatshark localization

[pure tree]

Playing with randos on Rogue Core seems like fking torture

[frosty herald]

This didnt stop peeps from inviting friends to the test server

[sterile stone]

No offense but it also helps you don’t really have a thriving YouTube career

[frosty herald]

As in the game server

[sterile stone]

So you have no reason to be “first” to present info

[spare talon]

Full offense
Im killing myself now

[frosty herald]

Not the discord

[sterile basalt]

ye it looks good

[sterile stone]

I had no nice way of wording that

[plucky sparrow]

Who ever shall we blame for balance patches we hate then?

[ripe quest]

Don't they usually do it only a little bit before a class comes out?

[sterile stone]

Cole of course

[spare talon]

I like how compared to 90% of the other uploads despite the low production value I actually have info on how stuff works

[plucky sparrow]

Even in the afterlife he’s screwing the game over

[sterile stone]

I mean outside challenge runs

[spare talon]

None of the creators realized that the crowbar has a mini thrust or has a power bump on the first attack after a mode swap

[rough galleon]

I thought it was 40min of silent gameplay and then dorn gets barrelled

[sterile stone]

Information will always be more popular

[spare talon]

But I had that info in mine

[frosty herald]

Hehe

I used that because of you

[sterile stone]

Most of my crowbar use is spamming rampage and mashing light attacks

[sterile basalt]

huh

[ripe quest]

Makes sense, more info means you like the game more and higher brainpower which means less likely to do something harmful to the people making the game.

[sterile stone]

Mister E leaked the content creator discord

Got shit canned from the program

All in the vain of wanting views

[glossy nimbus]

He's so intelligent 🥀

[sterile basalt]

yea we kinda alrdy know he's ass what exactly is new here

[sterile stone]

Playtesters were in there aswell fam

[frosty herald]

Crowbar lightspam feels so dirty lol

Its a very quick way to get hordeclear but not that effective over heavy light

[spare talon]

Yeah my name was in view in the video lmfao

[sterile stone]

4chan triangulating your location ever since

[glossy nimbus]

do you have the video

[sterile stone]

Boy’s pc gonna have a ied in it

I’m surprised FS haven’t issued a cease and desist

[carmine lance]

To whom lol

[frosty herald]

Imagine if he was told to remove it or get booted from the program

[glossy nimbus]

I'm scared :(

[misty nova]

Zealot talents so good you want to grab it all

[median steeple]

so confused

I tried

what

every time I dont talk in here for a day some shit happens

[sterile basalt]

but they won't be in danger right

[sterile stone]

Probably not

It’s just the private discord shot leaked

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2058482213050568739

TacoLul (Comms Open!) (@OneCarno)

Kaneki entering the fog after killing a Jason just to see THE Jason

X · May 24, 2026, 9:36 AM

[sterile basalt]

I just been updating guide

grinding

[sterile stone]

I haven’t been doing shit besides working

[carmine lance]

Ive been getting settled in after graduating

Funnily enough, I can only do so partially because im leaving for a hiking trip in a week

[sterile stone]

Lies

He’s gonna go find a tree to hibernate

Or whatever it is moths do

[carmine lance]

I’ve already pupated, dw lmao

Going up to wyoming for yellowstone and grand teton

[sterile stone]

Best of luck to you big dawg

And remember

Just because you love nature

Doesn’t mean it loves you enough to not kill you

Stay strapped

[hard nexus]

worrrkkk

[carmine lance]

very true lmfao

thank you for the advice

[prime crane]

Little twink needs to be eviscerated

[misty nova]

Those are words yea

[carmine lance]

lmao

[carmine lance]

of course lmao

anyways I'm gonna go play my survival masochism slop

[sterile stone]

@spare talon your favorite gay furry comic got mentioned

[hexed igloo]

Never know when you might need to put down a fellow hiker for emergency food

[carmine lance]

true...

[sterile stone]

Someone gets it

And remember

You don’t need to be the fastest guy in the group

Just faster than the slowest guy

[hexed igloo]

The search and rescue team finding me eating my homie (we've been missing for 9 hours)

[sterile stone]

What the fucking schizophrenia

[spare talon]

Now do you see why I dont mind the furry shit
Cuz the other half is the peakest shit on the planet

lasagna!

[obsidian prairie]

I just like the interpretation that he hates them cause it means John leaves for work

[sterile stone]

I have questions

But no formulated sentences to project them

[obsidian prairie]

What about this requires a question

[sterile stone]

The absurdity

[sterile stone]

Now I see why you and Cole 2 follow this

[spare talon]

Because when its funny its really funny?

[sterile stone]

Because it’s just random as fuck

[sterile stone]

What the fuck

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-laughing-laugh-gif-13945267

[hexed igloo]

Back in my day one cup was able to sustain two girls

[sterile stone]

This is what I imagine a relationship between two femboys raised by 4chan and online shit posting communities are like

[hexed igloo]

You and vin

[sterile stone]

You gotta drop it dawg

These homoerotic fantasies need to cease

[hexed igloo]

This my first time bringing it up in months it was dusty asf

[sterile stone]

Yeah bitch ass

And you brought it up again

[misty ravine]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

Did someone say garfield

[sterile stone]

One day the Mormons will reclaim you

[drowsy steppe]

glad I didnt come out of those 💀

[sterile stone]

Mans got lucky

[misty nova]

https://skibidix.com/i/status/2058697517273928033

ULLLTIMMAAAAA🍉🇵🇸|#TENOÍ! (@Ultima_Undead)

Yujiro mains when their Blockstring ends on minus but they win the interaction anyways

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[misty nova]

Aaaaw he was so sad

[chrome wave]

thank u pew decor u saved me

[sterile stone]

Yall really let the small Chinese kid die

That’s evil

[chrome wave]

and i'd do it again

[sterile stone]

This meme evolving over time has got to be one of the funniest things next to the Kirk edits

[drowsy steppe]

https://giphy.com/gifs/son-itsburger010-sonion-vB6Yf0DYFWLjEgpScJ

[sterile stone]

My favorite

Always keep a sonion locked and loaded

[sterile stone]

This one is gold too

[south prism]

@vivid pike screams

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2058675820432892149

🍊🧡 (@DreamsicleNeat)

X · May 24, 2026, 10:25 PM

https://x.com/i/status/2058677158482972694

Ultima @ Combo Breaker (@UltimaShadowX)

Picking Yujiro Hanma in Tekken 8 but shaking my head as I do it so my opponent knows I don’t condone his actions.

X · May 24, 2026, 10:30 PM

[drowsy steppe]

explain

[sterile stone]

I’m intrigued by this anomalous fuckery aswell

[sudden quarry]

be brave and look it up yourself (i'm too scared to do so just tell me when you do)

[deft badge]

Idk if I can post it here tbh

[sudden quarry]

abstract ideas my beloved

[glossy cloud]

Yujiro Hanma

[sterile stone]

Thanks

[glossy cloud]

That is the only explanation you really need

[sterile stone]

I hate it

[hexed igloo]

You're welcome

[sudden quarry]

wait why do i remember this scene

[glossy nimbus]

ok

[sudden quarry]

i've never watched or read baki

[glossy nimbus]

firstly

Yujiro did NOT fuck trump

[sudden quarry]

why do i know

[hexed igloo]

It sucks really bad don't bother

[glossy nimbus]

he only threatened them with grape

massive difference.

[hexed igloo]

Why would a grape be threatening is trump allergic

[sudden quarry]

the only difference being he didn't have the endure of the hell of sexual intercourse with these goobers

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/gayfold-gif-24858231

Yujiro is a homosexual in denial

He considers all men women.

[glossy nimbus]

can I send you a sticker

pls

[drowsy steppe]

what am i reading bruh

[sterile stone]

Apple fritter

[sterile stone]

One of my 13 reasons why I don’t talk to people who watch anime

[hexed igloo]

A classic

I'm straight, so whatever makes me hard is a woman

[sudden quarry]

you may

[hexed igloo]

Sure is lucky I didn't watch [My Isekai Life - I Gained a Second Character Class and Became the Strongest Sage in the World] and I read it instead

[sudden quarry]

some anime are so peak though, attack on titan comes to mind, castlevania too (the anime, not the games), vinland saga is nice

baki is just schizophrenic and utterly delusional, hence why it's often funny

like what do you mean you can't be cut with a blade despite being normal and human because you imagined that no blade can hurt you, what kind of schizophrenia gives you that ability

[burnt bobcat]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a04a21a3-a43d-4348-a480-32266ae91f95/literally-the-best-build
so ive been sitting on this optimistically named build and its probably outdated now too, how is?

[hexed igloo]

Attack on titan and peak in the same sentence 💔

[sterile stone]

Power of faith

And insanity

[sudden quarry]

you can't argue that the characters feel much more human than some fucking teenager fighting demons talking about using his full strength and stuff

[sudden quarry]

yujiro hanma would unironically be a living saint for the emperor, no i will not elaborate

[burnt bobcat]

arise

[hexed igloo]

R u being deadass that's attack on titan

And holy shit it's so fucking boring idk how they stayed awake even making that shit

The manga is solid but the anime is so painfully mid

[burnt bobcat]

okay I haven't watched aot but out of context this reeks of "put subway surfers in the corner"

[hexed igloo]

I might be able to watch aot if it had soap cutting and subway surfers on either side

Maybe minecraft parkour

[sudden quarry]

well it's not AS action-packed as things like demon slayer or jujutsu kaisen or, dear god, solo leveling, but it doesn't need to be to be enjoyable

[hexed igloo]

That's the thing man it's not even that

[burnt bobcat]

I love how solo leveling just gets trashed on hahaha

[sudden quarry]

and my greatest praise of AOT is how in scenes where a human should be terrified, the human IS terrified. not like in demon slayer where they just, idk, gasp and show mild fear, nah you hear screaming and begging and all the natural reactions

[hexed igloo]

I didn't get past ep3 it's just all fucking flashbacks for the first few hours

Nothing happens at fucking all

And I usually read slice of life shit where nothing happens

[sudden quarry]

well if you didn't get past 3 episodes in a four season show i understand why you think of the series like this, you got a tiny sample, the introduction even

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2058688459422732400

Catherine (@cosmoserenata)

This how yujiro is gonna look in tekken 8

X · May 24, 2026, 11:15 PM

[hexed igloo]

If they can't frontload it with anything even somewhat interesting the rest of it is dogwater too

[burnt bobcat]

DUDE IT IS A SUBWAY SURFER SITUATION
hahahaha brother

"God damnit where's my fidget spinner for this shit"

[hexed igloo]

The first episodes are the most important, because they really gotta do all the character introduction and exposition while making it interesting enough to get you to continue

[sudden quarry]

i won't force you to watch it but i do really recommend it

[hexed igloo]

And it's just fucking boring the world is generic as fuck the characters are generic

[sudden quarry]

my favourite anime by far, with jjk behind and (hopefully) frieren when i'll get to watching it

[hexed igloo]

Until you start really getting into the reveals and shit it's just generic as fuck

Like sure man it's pretty indepth fucking 14 volumes of the manga in

But prior to that? Wow walled city and the outside is full of monsters cool man

[burnt bobcat]

it doesn't help that we're more used to the concept precisely because aot popularized it no?

[hexed igloo]

It was popular before then it's just the most mainstream one

It's like how sao didn't pioneer isekai but it mainstreamed it

[burnt bobcat]

yeah that's why I didn't say pioneer

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I know that it was a poor word choice

[burnt bobcat]

cause it didn't. but it popularized it ie made it mainstream

[hexed igloo]

It popularized it outside of japan

In both cases

[sudden quarry]

idk man, walled city with theologic symbolism like the great exodus, and monsters with strange anatomy and uncanny valley effect, and a medieval setting with steampunk elements that don't quite fit in, when this world supposedly follows the laws of physics

i got hooked pretty quickly

[hexed igloo]

Walled city with monsters outside is a certified classic trope and has probably been around since before China was an actual country

[shadow spruce]

like that one matt damon movie

[burnt bobcat]

huh, alright

[shadow spruce]

i know that was ON the wall of china but still

[hexed igloo]

Imo there's just both too much and not enough happening in the introduction episodes, too much character expositions and not enough world exposition

Like almost all of it comes later

I just found the first few episodes both boring as shit and confusing as shit

[burnt bobcat]

I low-key ate up solo leveling tbh especially the webcomic which I started with. I just find it amusing af to see it dogged on because Yeah, the writing was Kinda Bad

[sudden quarry]

well, all of it always comes later, my hero academia does that, demon slayer does that, dragon ball did that to an insane degree, like it's the natural course of a story

like make someone watch only the very beginning of dragon ball with only the humans and martial arts, and then show them dragon ball super, they're going to have an aneurysm

[hexed igloo]

Yeah however both demon slayer and mha have a solid, simple base that doesn't require much exposition, and doesn't leave much confusion around what's actually going on

And I'm not saying those r 10/10 writing either lmao they're alright

[opaque island]

I have the songs from this Dead as Disco game living rent free in my head guys

[burnt bobcat]

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

[hexed igloo]

Mha is cringe but as an anime it's decent, I haven't gone past s3 though

Demon slayer is fine, generic, but quality really carries it

[opaque island]

whats your #1 Gnarp

[hexed igloo]

It wouldn't have gotten a quarter of its popularity if the animation wasn't so fucking beautiful lmao

[sudden quarry]

if he says redo of healer i'm calling the inquisition

and pulling the blanket over me for added safety

[hexed igloo]

Anime - genuinely idk its been so long since I watched anything

[sudden quarry]

(the monsters can't get to you if you hide under your blanket, known fact)

[burnt bobcat]

two girls one cup best anime?

[hexed igloo]

For manga, I can give u a top 5 but not a #1

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[sudden quarry]

gnarp would it be fair to say you prefer simple stories where the action is centerpiece over something with a more in-depth storytelling at the cost of pacing

it is subjective after all

[burnt bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/chimutan-chicken-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-15173158631897442446

also appropriate gif

[hexed igloo]

If you put a gun to my head for favorite anime I have to pick something probably [Tanaka-kun is Always Listless]

[sudden quarry]

tommy shelf-bee

why would he put a gun to your head, how rude of him

[hexed igloo]

Or Hyouka idk

[burnt bobcat]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a04a21a3-a43d-4348-a480-32266ae91f95/literally-the-best-build
is this a valid bread and butter relic blade build? old one sitting in my gameslantern account

[sterile stone]

Bruh

[hexed igloo]

No I usually read romcom slop

[glossy cloud]

[sterile stone]

What the fuck is the plot of euphoria even about

I come home from work

[hexed igloo]

Idk what's euphoria

[sterile stone]

And it just sounds like my roommates are watching porn

[sterile stone]

Its some tv show

[carmine falcon]

the show? college kids being restarted

and random sex scenes

[hexed igloo]

I think they just lied to you bro

[carmine falcon]

banger soundtrack tho

[sterile stone]

You’re not well

[hexed igloo]

I think they're just watching porn and told you they're watching euphoria

[carmine falcon]

you also see sydney sweeny's massive honka tonkas in it

[sterile stone]

In the living room?

[hexed igloo]

Where else would u watch it with the bro

[delicate shadow]

@sterile stone @violet hornet @hearty nebula baked da cookies, turned out pretty bloody good

[sterile stone]

I hope a wild bird makes its way into your home

And shits on you while you’re sleeping

[hexed igloo]

Man my cat will get it in fucking seconds

[sterile stone]

I’ll take 4

[sudden quarry]

communal gooning

[hexed igloo]

The second day we had her she'd somehow got outside (no idea how) caught a bird from the roof, and brought it back in

[sterile stone]

I’m ngl

I’d like a pet raccoon

They seem chill

[delicate shadow]

these ones are all reserved for my partner, but feel free to put your name down on the next batch, I accept payment by wire transfer or direct deposit

[glossy nimbus]

What kind of cookies and can I eat all of them without sharing

[sterile stone]

Big daaaawg

[sudden quarry]

they have functioning hands, you can give them a sword

no joke

[hexed igloo]

Give his ass a crack pipe

Teach him to smoke cigarettes

[delicate shadow]

snickerdoodles! they're my partner's favourite and I wanted to do a nice surprise for her for our anniversary

[sterile stone]

Are they even super mobile

[sudden quarry]

if i possess your partner does that count as me being your partner and therefore eligible for cookies

[glossy nimbus]

Awesome! I hope they dont mind me eating all of them! :D

[sterile stone]

Every one I’ve seen that’s been domesticated are lil lard balls

[glossy nimbus]

I hope they like it a lot

[hexed igloo]

Based as hell I usually rustle up a cheesecake for my girl

[delicate shadow]

adding holy water into the recipe from now on

[sudden quarry]

those that aren't morbidly obese seem to be, they can open dumspters and move and stuff they seem agile

[hearty nebula]

Hell ueah dude

What kind?

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-fat-racoon-stuck-trying-to-fit-not-fitting-gif-15009334

[sudden quarry]

damn.

[sterile stone]

Also fun fact

Raccoons are apparently self domesticating

[delicate shadow]

#zealot-class message snickerdoodles!

[sterile stone]

According to scientist

[opal dagger]

aqny tips on shocking stuff penance?

[hearty nebula]

hell yeah

[sterile stone]

They’re developing traits of domestic animals

[hearty nebula]

I am currently high so now I want cookies :(

[sterile stone]

Physically I mean

[sudden quarry]

i know, developing more "cute" traits and becoming more docile

[sterile stone]

[delicate shadow]

oh shit I should take an edible actually

[hearty nebula]

Thankfully I'll soon be drunk enough to ignore that fact

[sudden quarry]

all the more reason to believe humans are secretly a hive mind that collects cute things for the sole purpose of then annoying cute things

[sterile stone]

YOU TOO

[glossy nimbus]

I want edibles

[hearty nebula]

Whar

[glossy nimbus]

:(

but

I cant take any atleast tonight

[sterile stone]

out here pre gaming without me

[glossy nimbus]

I want my tolerance to go away

[delicate shadow]

my goal with the baking is to eventually also get into making my own edibles

[sudden quarry]

have you sang the litanies of saint snoop the canine

[sterile stone]

Weed butter is a special thing

[glossy nimbus]

It aint hard from what videos I watched.

And yeah

Canna butter

Its a simple process that can take a while depending on how you do it.

[sterile stone]

Get a cheese cloth

Thank me later

[tranquil owl]

Solid build? Been so long since I played my zealot idek where to start anymore

[sudden quarry]

since when does cheese wear clothing

[hexed igloo]

There used to be a fatass gigantic fucking possum that lived in a tree at our back door

One time I went out to throw some shit out and he was sitting on the bin, I thought he was our cat at first and went to push him off, then kinda realized

Went "hey man can u move pls" and he looked at me, then real slowly went back into his tree rly seemed like he understood

[sterile stone]

They wear them like wax seals

[sudden quarry]

your faith in the emperor, that's it

[tranquil owl]

Go in naked with a dueling sword, got it

[delicate shadow]

only risk is burning the butter really, oh and making sure you're using the right kind of cannabis for it because you can get flower that's specifically meant for baking, the stuff that's primarily intended for smoking doesn't play as nicely

[hexed igloo]

If you die your faith simply wavered in the face of opposition

[glossy nimbus]

GREAT point

[sterile stone]

I remember hearing a story about raccoons who would routinely come to the back of a restaurant around closing time

And the owners would give them left over food they didn’t sell that day

[sudden quarry]

"got your skull atomized by a bolt shell? faith issue, get pious, lolz"

[sudden quarry]

i wonder if you can make raccoons religious by habituating prayer motions of hands with food

think about it, a raccoon crusade

[sterile stone]

Putting a raccoon in a pope outfit would be some shit I’d do if I had money

[sudden quarry]

holy father, lord of fries and all that is golden and crispy

the chants and choir is just the mcdonald music

[tranquil owl]

Caught the holy father taking a trash bath again

Never looked so happy

[sudden quarry]

we call it holy communion in these parts

[tranquil owl]

Will have to prepare a supreme holy communion next time

[hexed igloo]

Thy shield of contempt was tested, and found lacking

[sudden quarry]

i've been playing elden ring a lot and this makes me have ptsd of malenia

[hexed igloo]

I am fat malenia, blade of mcdonalds

And i have never seen my feet

[sudden quarry]

in her second phase she eats her feet to become stronger, the ultimate discord mod

obesia, goddess of calories

[hexed igloo]

I genuinely didn't even bother with malenia I summoned a dude called "let me bonk her" and he soloed her bitchass with a stick

[sudden quarry]

i, on the other hand, have tried over 100+ times to kill her by myself

i have yet to succeed, she has pierced me with her blade so many times i should assume she's into me by this point, like lady buy me a drink first

genuinely i beat the brakes off of radagon and elden beast in less than ten attempts and malenia is running me through the dirt of the haligtree like her life's purpose lies in it

[delicate shadow]

I'm a dogshit mod because I actually need to gain weight and go outside regularly

[sterile stone]

Aquila twink arc confirmed

This is wild

[sudden quarry]

thy resolve has been found wanting, and thou art judged for it

[violet hornet]

very nice! Do you put a little extra pinch of cinnamon sugar on top after they come out?

[sudden quarry]

are you a twink because you're aquila or are you aquila because you're a twink

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-people-gif-25984064

[sudden quarry]

this is why i wear a snow cap so i don't get mind controlled

[sterile stone]

What

[glossy nimbus]

when I kill warden in JB

[sleek igloo]

What is the coolest zealot homeworld? Starting zealot and am torn on what to choose

[sudden quarry]

birmingham

[carmine falcon]

none of it matters

[sterile stone]

You know what sucks

[carmine falcon]

go with the funniest name

[sterile stone]

When my friend recommends a streamer

Who’s supposedly really good at a game

Then when you go check the stream

Buddy just getting his ass handed to him like folded laundry

[drowsy steppe]

LOL

maybe he just had a bad day

[sudden quarry]

so you lowkey steal his stream and perform better

[sterile stone]

Maybe

[sterile stone]

I tried streaming ages ago

Not comfortable with the whole talking to myself thing

And that’s one of the core components to being a streamer

[sudden quarry]

you will never catch myself streaming, imagine having thousands of people looking at you, or being aware of you

even a few dozens would be too much for me

[sterile stone]

Getting paid to play video games is the dream tho

[sudden quarry]

though i guess as a job prospect it's quite fun, you do what you like and you entertain a crowd, and if you're even remotely popular you get paid a lot for it

[carmine falcon]

nah tbh

it becomes a job

with a schedule

and have to play the latest things or make goofy haha funnies to keep people donating

sounds too daunting i just wanna chill

[sudden quarry]

100%, it gets boring whatever game you play, but it's probably much better than whatever other job or physical labour

much easier, that's for sure

[glossy nimbus]

@plush estuary

[sterile stone]

Nah I get that part aswell

[glossy nimbus]

insane

so insane

What do I put on it

[sudden quarry]

i have a baked picture of jesus on it

[drowsy steppe]

pron

[delicate shadow]

yeah I just had some left over from coating so I sprinkled that on real quick

[drowsy steppe]

idk

[glossy nimbus]

I already have that

[violet hornet]

I like this idea, I'm definitely doing it lol

[delicate shadow]

they spread a lot more than I was expecting on the tray so I'll have to keep that in mind for next time

[sudden quarry]

and the holy water, don't forget :>

[delicate shadow]

truuuu

but yeah I did 9 per tray (2 trays) and ended up having this happen xdd

[sudden quarry]

NURGLE BESEECH THEE

accept his call aquila

[delicate shadow]

they separated fine lol so it's nbd but next time I'll do 6 a tray

[sterile stone]

Do you dip these in milk or coffee

[glossy nimbus]

I have a lot of signs oh god

[sudden quarry]

if you eat that dry i think your throat might just disappear from existence

[delicate shadow]

I enjoy honey and alcohol way too much to be appreciated by a bacteria god

[glossy nimbus]

I didnt realize I had so many

[sterile stone]

Aquilino would never make a Popeyes biscuit

[sudden quarry]

cultists of nurgle can't get drunk

tragedy

i mean their throats stopped working since a tentacle grew from it anyway but that's besides the point

[glossy nimbus]

That fucking sucks holyshit

[delicate shadow]

coffee is goated with them, or tea

you can have them as is though, they're actually not dry

they come out kinda like fluffier shortbread

[sudden quarry]

ok i was joking about possessing someone to try them but now i'm actually tempted

if they look like that and don't taste dry then they must taste heavenly

[delicate shadow]

they're really fucking good, I'm pretty happy with how they turned out for a first time batch

[sudden quarry]

what are the odds of you making a second batch for the entire discord server

and do those odds increase if i say pretty please

[delicate shadow]

like the outside is nice and crisp but the inside is sorta melt in your mouth

because the sugar isn't crystalized like in other cookies

[honest fjord]

Best blitz in the talent tree?

[delicate shadow]

knives

[glossy nimbus]

real^

[sudden quarry]

funny poking sticks of doom

[honest fjord]

Bet

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/curiosity-curious-intrigued-interested-interesting-gif-14505707

[delicate shadow]

immolation grenades are also good but just y'know, knives are infinite

[sudden quarry]

right??

aquila is describing the perfect snack

and being lowkey about it

[sterile stone]

Dessert making seems like the ultimate pain in the ass in the world of cooking

[sudden quarry]

you have to sing the chants of the sugar god to make it work it's a hassle

[sterile stone]

Atleast when it comes to stuff make from scratch

[sterile stone]

I’m crying

I’d just rather toast bread with butter and call it at that point

[sudden quarry]

with my cooking skills i'm surprised i'm not grazing like cows or horses

[hexed igloo]

Toast bread, add butter, and pour a bunch of condensed milk on top

[sterile stone]

The hell even is that?

[hexed igloo]

Bread with condensed milk

[sterile stone]

I thought that was French toast for a second

[sterile stone]

That is some poverty tier shit

My god

[hexed igloo]

It ain't too hard to wrap your head around putting condensed milk on bread boss

[sudden quarry]

MY MIND CAN'T HANDLE IT, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- head explodes

[delicate shadow]

it's like any cooking or baking

you can do really simple and it's good but you can scale the complexity like mad if you're just built diff

[sudden quarry]

it's like a regular steak compared to beef wellington

[hexed igloo]

I'm not that great at cooking in general but if it's in a pan I can make it and make it good as fuck

But also, if Bachelor Chow from Futurama existed irl I'd be living off that

[sterile stone]

I wanna take after my mom and learn to make cheesecake

That woman made a turtle cheesecake one year

And oh my goooooood

That shit was diabetic heaven

[sudden quarry]

i am slightly exxaggerating my lack of cooking skills, i can follow a recipe well and even add to it and make it good, i'm just not amazing at cooking is all

[hexed igloo]

Non-bake cheesecakes are ez as fuck to rustle up its the baked ones where you start to lose me

[hexed igloo]

I can make a macking cheese that mogs you any day of the week but a roast? No chance in hell buddy lmao

[sterile stone]

It’s a lot of back and forth from what I’ve seen

[hexed igloo]

You can do a non baked cake in half an hour with 2 bowls, a cake pan, and eyeballing all the measurements

[sudden quarry]

getting mogged by a mac and fucking cheese would be quite the highlight of my life ngl

[hexed igloo]

I'll try remember to take a photo next time I do one I make that shit from the ground up

[sterile stone]

Might have to take a 👀

[hexed igloo]

Pre-made cheese sauce is a sin against god

[hexed igloo]

Just find a generic recipe and just add whatever the fuck flavoring u want

[sudden quarry]

i shall see to that then

[hexed igloo]

Last one I made with dulce de leche

Just added an amount to the base while mixing, and then poured some on top

[sudden quarry]

a sin against God is like saying a crime is against the law lolol

[sterile stone]

Velveeta makes a killing in the states

[hexed igloo]

Thou shalt be smited down by the Father's wrath at 6:41pm on the 14th of November 2028

[hexed igloo]

Philly cream cheese

Do not get the reduced fat

[sudden quarry]

i cast wish, i remove the 14th of november, making november a 13 day month

[hearty nebula]

h

[sterile stone]

That much I’m aware of

I hear actual pure vanilla extract is expensive

[hexed igloo]

real vanilla is expensive

Vanillin is close enough 99% of the time and relatively cheap

[delicate shadow]

real vanilla is better

for no reason other than I can be snobby about it

[sudden quarry]

a small army has probably died sometimes in history to get a shipment of pure vanilla

though that can be said for pepper too so you know

[sterile stone]

I could be misremembering

But the cinnamon we have now

Isn’t that too grade cinnamon people died for

[sudden quarry]

imagine how incredulous the average conscripted soldier would feel when their lord tells them they're gonna fight to the death because there's not enough safron in their plates

[sterile stone]

And while it still does exist

You can apparently only get it from like

One kind of tree in south east Asia

In a very localized area

I gotta find the video now

[sudden quarry]

pretty much every spice in history has blood all over it because humans want to taste good things

just like the colour purple and purple dyes back then

it was insanely expensive, and because it was rare and expensive, the culture around it being symbolic for royalty formed

[sterile stone]

Yeah they came from snail shells or something

[sudden quarry]

and that's how consuls and senators and emperors in ancient rome could be the only ones wearing purple and not peasants or civillians

otherwise you'd die :)

[sudden quarry]

imagine if a politican today gave press and argued that if someone wore boreal green shirts they should be executed for sedition

[ripe quest]

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[delicate shadow]

why are you doing this to me

[carmine falcon]

hmmmmm

[hearty nebula]

[delicate shadow]

for what purpose must I face such impropriety

[hearty nebula]

#ogryn-class bro... not in pure zealot chat

[carmine falcon]

bro it says never

dirty minded ahh indvidual

[hearty nebula]

nah im freaky minded

[ripe quest]

If it makes it any better right click > copy text helps.

[misty mason]

Hi birdman

[delicate shadow]

my question remains unanswered, my query remains without resolution

[ripe quest]

Trials bolden the soul.

[sterile stone]

At the behest of not starting any type of argument or hate campaign

It is kinda fucked that companies like Coca-Cola CAN actually make and sell products made with cane sugar

AND mass stock them in stores

Yet they only do it during like one time of the year

I can’t remember the name of the event

But they label the caps that are made with cane sugar yellow

[sterile basalt]

Do they use corn syrup normally?

[sterile stone]

Most sugary substances use corn syrup yeah

From candy to the drinks

[weak hull]

I once drank corn syrup due to a dare

[sterile basalt]

Unfortunate

[weak hull]

I do not recommend

[sterile basalt]

Cane sugar is nice tho

[sterile stone]

It is

I’ve talked to people who’ve just chewed on it aswell

[sterile basalt]

But I’m more of a Diet Coke enjoyer

[sterile basalt]

Yea I have

[sterile stone]

I meant like

[sterile basalt]

Sugar canes are fairly common in southern China as an agricultural product

[sterile stone]

Actually talk talk

[sterile basalt]

Yea actually bite down the sugar cane and slurp the juice

[sterile stone]

I’m ngl

[sterile basalt]

How else are u supposed to consume it

[sterile stone]

I haven’t seen more than one sugar cane field

And it was a farm in the sticks

On my way to Texas

[sterile basalt]

Yea well, world is big

[sterile stone]

That it is

[hexed igloo]

My favorite thing is people saying green dye didn't exist in medieval England (genuinely seen people argue this point)

My brother in christ rub your clothes on the grass and they turn green

[sterile basalt]

China actually uses like sugar canes for 90% of its domestic production

[sterile stone]

The hell is the other 10%

[hexed igloo]

Sugar beet prolly

[sterile basalt]

Sugar beets in the north

[hexed igloo]

Cane just better tho

[sterile basalt]

Cuz sugar cane doesn’t do well in cold

[hexed igloo]

Have u ever had a sugarcane to eat

[sterile basalt]

Yea I said so above

[hexed igloo]

I'm blind

[sterile basalt]

U bite on it then slurp the juice

Sugar cane is also fairly popular in SEA

@sterile stone maybe that’s where u gotta retire to

[weak hull]

can I grow this funny chewing plant in my backyard

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I've had it

It's nice to chew on for a bit

[sterile stone]

Honestly Thailand doesn’t sound too bad

[sterile basalt]

If ur in a warm & sunny (preferably tropical) climate yes

[delicate shadow]

sugar cane is pretty nice

[sterile stone]

American wages intake out there

[sterile basalt]

Hell yea they got great food

[hexed igloo]

I know why you going to Thailand and it ain't for the sugarcane

[sterile stone]

I’d love like a god

[weak hull]

Check check and check, shit I might grow sugar cane

[sterile stone]

You’re right

I want that penthouse

That costs

$600 standard

[drowsy steppe]

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Bluesky · May 19, 2026, 8:19 AM

[sterile stone]

A month

[weak hull]

Id go to Thailand too ngl

[hexed igloo]

Damn automod

[sterile basalt]

Thailand’s sticky rice is so gud man

[sterile stone]

Brother $2400 US taking that shit to Thailand

I’d be living like a king

[sterile basalt]

Their rice actual preem

[hexed igloo]

Aquila can you see what gets automodded

[sterile stone]

Thai rice is always the move

[delicate shadow]

if you go, make sure to not be a tourist stereotype

[sterile basalt]

Many legends can coexist but theirs are very good

[delicate shadow]

yes

[weak hull]

I will commit to being the most stereotypical tourist available

[hexed igloo]

Oof

[weak hull]

I will in fact, oo and ahh at everyone and everything

[hexed igloo]

Genuine digital footprint

Was it funny at least

[sterile stone]

Bald white guy there to bang bar girls?

[weak hull]

that's a stereotype??

[sterile stone]

Yes lmao

[sterile basalt]

Also there’s like a high-altitude zip line for tourists I forgot where but it was in Thailand and the longest section in it was like 1km long

[hexed igloo]

Bar "girls"

[sterile basalt]

Inside a rainforest

[weak hull]

What kinda people go abroad

[sterile stone]

That’s a known stereotype

[sterile basalt]

Just very tropical exotic experience

[delicate shadow]

I'ma roll with a no comment

[sterile basalt]

Also their Buddha temples are really cool

[sterile stone]

Passport bros

[drowsy steppe]

bro doesnt know sex tourism 🥀