#zealot-class
plush estuary
sterile stone
@hexed igloo aye
hexed igloo
Wut
hexed igloo
You do that fuckin thing my boss does where he'll just message me "Hi Sam" and then ignore me for 3hrs
hexed igloo
Like put the fuckin shit in the initial message
sterile stone
Like put the fuckin shit in the initial message
You’re a discord user
hexed igloo
You're a homosexual
sterile stone
Your attention span is as fried as a burnt hotdog
hexed igloo
That's not because of discord that's because of tiktok and being neglected as a child
sterile stone
I don’t think I’ve read a sadder message in all my life
plush estuary
sterile stone
Ain't nobody able to dog on me like I can
This mf his own worst enemy
You hate to see it
hexed igloo
You hate to see it
I've gotta keep myself in check somehow I genuinely got a bit of a god complex
I flip between "I am scum" and "I'm cut from the cloth of God" on a dime
zinc talon
This mf his own worst enemy
um god sweetie it's called self-depricating humor
and it's my outlet for punching myself in the face in front of my friends and expecting them to laugh
tropic harbor
I have not played DT in a long time. Did they nerf dueling sword?
hexed igloo
Well no they're great decisions until I look back on it 3 days later and then I want to ropemaxx
tropic harbor
Yay. I wasn't doing well with it but I guess I'm just rusty.
hexed igloo
Not doing well with dueling sword is the biggest skill issue I've seen in my life
It plays the game for you
obsidian prairie
I have not played DT in a long time. Did they nerf dueling sword?
Yes
Heavily altered uncanny and reduced singletarget across most stats
hexed igloo
They could nerf it more
obsidian prairie
tropic harbor
It plays the game for you
I feel like it used to play the game for me, but now it's not doing as well. I can't one-shot auric crushers with it.
obsidian prairie
Yeah its great
hexed igloo
Ough I can only 2 shot auric crushers with my long toothpick fuckkkkkk
obsidian prairie
Less things (no things) should play the game for you
sterile stone
Less things (no things) should play the game for you
Psyker sweating in the corner
misty nova
I feel like it used to play the game for me, but now it's not doing as well. I c...
Jarvis
hexed igloo
Psyker sweating in the corner
Arby
misty nova
Run the clip
obsidian prairie
Psyker sweating in the corner
Psyker should be bleeding in the corner
Crying
Pissing
Throwing up
hexed igloo
Shitting
obsidian prairie
Nah I just hate psyker
misty nova
tropic harbor
If I can't one shot crushers it's unplayable /s
sterile stone
You guys should be happy, skitarii releasing is probably gonna cut psyker I’d wager for a bit
obsidian prairie
As much as I hate It I can very much tell that its this kind of violent
hexed igloo
You guys should be happy, skitarii releasing is probably gonna cut psyker I’d wa...
Skitarii seems cool I hope you can build them from the ground up for cosmetics
misty nova
Don't even joke lad
obsidian prairie
I've seen that
hexed igloo
I've posted it a few times
obsidian prairie
Tomadachi life was an absolute windfall for hackers
misty nova
Does anyone got the image of what the current event buffs
sterile stone
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473658772099694612/1507835900061548585/in...
I thought you got hacked for a second
Was about to say
obsidian prairie
One limbillion
misty nova
hexed igloo
Does anyone got the image of what the current event buffs
Ain't it stack up to like +50% movespeed and dmg and toughness reduction
sterile stone
Skitarii seems cool I hope you can build them from the ground up for cosmetics
From the way the Swedes been gassing this class up
You’d swear to god it’s gonna be the end all be all for classes
rough galleon
inb4 the non linear skill tree just means 4x the tax nodes
it was cog and bolt torture all along
sterile basalt
I have not played DT in a long time. Did they nerf dueling sword?
ye it's basically cooked now
drowsy steppe
visual storytelling
free stuff
hexed igloo
That's a whole 1.5% of a helmet right there that's something to be grateful for
Yall rly couldn't afford to give us iunno like 5000 total
Shit, enough for just one full fit
At this pace you'll be able to buy a full outfit in another 3 years
misty ravine
The point is to entice people to buy the difference
median steeple
these kasts are crazeh
hearty nebula
misty nova
Gunlugger time
this event make gunlugger 1% better
the gun doesnt even have time to play the animation its hilarious
spare talon
ListeningToMusic
copper hawk
Mindless chudbeast unleashes incel rage upon the amassed unwashed brony horde
visual stream
Mindless chudbeast unleashes incel rage upon the amassed unwashed brony horde
the amassed unwashed brony horde being a steel gate and recently breathed air
quiet gull
from the beach
misty nova
Uh the hourglass exists
hexed igloo
Where do they get the sand for the sandbags on atoma
Have you seen outside the cities it's like 95% sand and the rest of it is rust
Open an expedition 
it's all fucking sand out there
shadow spruce
@hearty nebula the creecher
hearty nebula
<@403027645941678081> the creecher
🫵 mushroom
weak hull
@royal cape my list of duties they keep adding to because I finish early and get on my phone
There's like 4 more iterations of ts across the store
hearty nebula
<@463595455213731840> my list of duties they keep adding to because I finish ear...
Average Circle K experience
I'd probably beat my manager's ass if I saw that lmao
weak hull
I just bite my tongue and remember that I'm the only one here that isn't replaceable
hearty nebula
automate half the things in the store
wonder why employees have so much free time
weak hull
Sit here and twiddle my damn fingers
royal cape
<@463595455213731840> my list of duties they keep adding to because I finish ear...
DUDE LITERALLY THE FIRST AND LAST THINGS ON THE LIST ARE MANAGER TASKS WTF DO YOU MEAN
sterile stone
<@463595455213731840> my list of duties they keep adding to because I finish ear...
Corporate owned 7/11s dead ass had out store manager ring us up at the dead of night if we were sitting around at like 12am
glossy nimbus
anyone miss clown car crushers
misty nova
I do
The game is so easy
The fun builds aren't good
Gunlugger still sucks
The freaks think blazing spirit charged strike FGS is good
Shits going down
shadow spruce
🫵 mushroom
hexed igloo
<@142046391504601088> https://x.com/destinybulletn/status/2057971121073381634?s=...
Potential man
If when but
Never is
nocturne hare
What's a good gun for zealot?
sterile stone
Potential man
I just like how now that the game is canned all these devs are coming out saying shit like
“Man you guys have no idea how good the stuff we had on the back burner that management just kept saying no to”
Makes you wonder what kinda shit fatshark has that never got greenlit that’s just sitting there in partially finished or concept hell
hearty nebula
What's a good gun for zealot?
most of them 👍
only exception is probably the vigilant autoguns
hexed igloo
“Man you guys have no idea how good the stuff we had on the back burner that man...
you guys have no idea how good the game could have been if we weren't fucking stupid idiots that just cut everything cool out of the game
sterile stone
> you guys have no idea how good the game could have been if we weren't fucking ...
You do understand that devs don’t get a final say right
Their leash holders
The chairmen
The ceo
hexed igloo
You do understand that devs don’t get a final say right
Nah the intern is judge jury and executioner of content
sterile stone
They make the final call
hexed igloo
You fucking brick
The unpaid 21y/o guy that's living in a studio apartment and eating instant ramen and canned soup decided singlehandedly to kill destiny
hexed igloo
You do understand that devs don’t get a final say right
One day though we'll get a game company that plays their fucking game
sterile stone
One day though we'll get a game company that plays their fucking game
Maybe
hexed igloo
Genuinely I don't know how the fuck you get into game creation with no interest in playing games
sterile stone
Gaming has become less of a hobby and more of a luxury at this point
hexed igloo
Arrowhead as example those mfs struggle on d4 and only do that once every 6 months when they have to prove a point that they play their game
ah shit the community is saying we don't play the game we best boot it up for a few matches
d7 that the majority play on? What are we, fucking sweatlords?
sterile stone
I mean I’m sure that rule of logic applies to most games
Devs aren’t the hyper autistic sweat lords trying hard
hexed igloo
I think one of their biggest pain spots is that they've split the community into "casual gamers" and "hardcore" and completely fucking ignore the "hardcore" people because
oh they're the minority and they just want the game to be super hard
sterile stone
It’s a lot of stuff involved and compressing it into something like that is a bit reductive
You gotta understand
hexed igloo
You gotta understand
It's tough work playing helldivers when you've been lobotomized
sterile stone
These fuckers more than likely don’t wanna be near the project they spend every waking, working hour on.
That’s like clocking out of work
And just staying at your job site
That’s why playtesters exist
hexed igloo
No that's fine I get that, they could take a couple hours a week to yk playtest their new update before they push it
Or yk
Make an experimental branch
sterile stone
That’s why PTBs exist
hexed igloo
Or yk, designate a few playtesters or beta testers
sterile stone
In arrowhead’s case I don’t fucking know
No one really knows
There’s probably red tape that people can’t just open their mouths about because no one wants to get black balled from the industry
hexed igloo
outsource entire update
don't run any kind of compat or adjustments just push it to main branch
complain about getting reviewbombed
"we will strive to communicate more clearly"
sterile stone
I guess it’s because I can see this from a business perspective
But you have to realize right
hexed igloo
Fuckers say that every fucking time and continue with undocumented changes
hexed igloo
I guess it’s because I can see this from a business perspective
I can't if you want good business make good product
sterile stone
A lot of gaming isn’t based on what the customer wants sadly
hexed igloo
Yeah it's based on picking up pennies that people dropped into the gutter
sterile stone
It’s assholes in suits at boardrooms doing what a financial analyst tells them is the most profitable driven decision
Appeasing shareholders
That’s why games don’t always seem like the devs aren’t listening
Their literal fucking boss is barking orders to them
hexed igloo
Do you think they realize if they made some not-dogshit changes they'd make more money
sterile stone
With info some fucker who stares are graphs and charts all day told him
sterile stone
Do you think they realize if they made some not-dogshit changes they'd make more...
My fucking guy
My guy
My brother
hexed igloo
With info some fucker who stares are graphs and charts all day told him
They should take a look at the player count graph
sterile stone
Do you fucking realize how successful battlefield 6 was
And people still got shit canned
Because upper management wasn’t happen with 1 million users
They wanted 10 million concurrent
These people who make these decisions don’t play games brother
hexed igloo
Upper management should explode
hexed igloo
No I know full well I'm being a shitter lmao
ivory marlin
hexed igloo
Same reason discord gets worse every few months the shareholders just want to see updates being pushed and the nitro page getting more and more intrusive
sterile stone
No I know full well I'm being a shitter lmao
For some reason these brain dead sea sponges believe that infinite growth is a real unicorn some company can magically obtain
hexed igloo
Same reason steam is so good there's no fucking shareholders to sit in their office huffing paint and going "what if there was a $14.99 subscription"
sterile stone
Gabe got some good people on board
The worrying thing is
They all have to get old
hexed igloo
Gabe got some good people on board
Their careers page says "we're always hiring"
sterile stone
And who will replace them
sterile stone
Their careers page says "we're always hiring" <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Sheeeeit
hexed igloo
Sheeeeit
You genuinely gotta be cream of the crop tho
If you ain't genuinely worth your weight in gold that resume goes into the shredder
sterile stone
If you ain't genuinely worth your weight in gold that resume goes into the shred...
That sounds like the modern job market
hexed igloo
Nah I mean you can get a fine job I guess if you're qualified and lucky for valve you have to be like #1
They got like under 200 employees total
sterile stone
Yeah you ain’t getting that shit my boy
hexed igloo
Oh fuck no lmao I ain't
I got nothin but some bartending and retail to put on my resume
sterile stone
You gotta be some 40 yr old introvert who’s spent half his life coding and remembering the end credits to every ps2 game
I doubt anyone working at valve is younger than 35
hexed igloo
You gotta be some 40 yr old introvert who’s spent half his life coding and remem...
Or someone that can just vibecode cybersecurity
sterile stone
Some shit
ripe quest
Yeah you ain’t getting that shit my boy
I got this, just watch.
hexed igloo
I got this, just watch.
Steam support genuinely gonna shoot you bro
ripe quest
That's what they all say but I haven't been shot by valve just yet.
glossy nimbus
maybe live service games were a mistake
sterile stone
That's what they all say but I haven't been shot by valve just yet.
If anyone here had a chance in hell of getting a job at valve
It woulda been Crab
hexed igloo
Had homemade hamburger helper last night it was baller as fuck I make it at least thrice a month
Pre-made cheese sauce is a sin against God the roux must be made with butter and the fat of whatever meat you just cooked
void bison
acoustic dune
ey chaat
quiet gull
hello
quiet gull
1 billion test runs
void bison
satisfactory testing range
quiet gull
💥
glossy nimbus
holy yummers
yeah I see it a lot in the stores I go to but never went to try it out
Lots of russian places around me
sterile stone
It’s damn good
sterile stone
and it can take a minute to get to the asian district
Time for an adventure
glossy nimbus
been on a few already
eternal mica
damn 2 different squads split up in 4 different directions and wiped in about the same time on an event map
3 teams in a row
spare talon
3 teams in a row
what difficulty are you playing at
eternal mica
what difficulty are you playing at
the second one
teams just wont group or fight as well a team
had some guy use all the medicaid station health before anyone else got to it then jump off the map and die
misty nova
spare talon
the second one
do you not have the higher difficulties unlocked or are you just not comfortable with them
sterile stone
had some guy use all the medicaid station health before anyone else got to it th...
Oh damn
frosty herald
do you not have the higher difficulties unlocked or are you just not comfortable...
Is that malice?
quiet gull
Who tf griefs in darktide
spare talon
Is that malice?
the 2nd difficulty is
sterile stone
Who tf griefs in darktide
Cole is right there
spare talon
Who tf griefs in darktide
me
i grief by killing all of the enemies so NO ONE ELSE CAN
quiet gull
I mean that's not really
spare talon
im so evil
quiet gull
griefing
quiet gull
you're so evil that your team can go forwards in the level
spare talon
so i can kill them
eternal mica
do you not have the higher difficulties unlocked or are you just not comfortable...
playin on herasy atm i tried higher but nobody else gets queued in so i stopped
quiet gull
Fighting bosses is fun tho
Lowkey sometimes I ask to wake the next demonhost the team comes across so I can feel something
spare talon
i dont ask
i kill it before they know whats happening
quiet gull
At least you can kill them
exotic plaza
eternal mica
the rng match making is soo horrible right now
i loaded quick play
team was 800m away from where i joined
in about 10 seconds everyone died at the exact same time
slender mica
team was 800m away from where i joined
ahh you probably took over a bot
eternal mica
no seriously wtf match making
slender mica
from someone who just rage quit
eternal mica
can i get team mates with brain
eternal mica
i got hit by a trapper so i marked them
my 3 other team mates proceeded to ignore the marked trapper
and also get trapped
0 attempts were made to unnet players
or shoot the trapper
like where is match making find these people
and how are they getting past the main menu
slender mica
royal cape
MROW WTF
limpid yarrow
https://tenor.com/view/real-pickled-ice-cream-sweet-food-yucky-gif-1087049779722...
:(
slender mica
what
woeful solar
https://tenor.com/view/real-pickled-ice-cream-sweet-food-yucky-gif-1087049779722...
what in the actual fu-
narrow mauve
royal cape
There be
narrow mauve
these two are two different sonas i have
limpid yarrow
these are really cool
narrow mauve
millipede lamia kinda hard ngl
woeful solar
very cool actually, very very cool
royal cape
Buge
woeful solar
lmao
frosty herald
spare talon
do these mean anything?
this is the community progress for the aquila reward
those are the unlocked ones with some lore bits attached
eternal mica
i can sacrific the 350 right?
misty nova
do these mean anything?
Lore
dull iris
combat axe goes with martyr?
exotic plaza
it work
placid fiber
are any of these frames good?
Use the seeker of arch heretics
"the bigger they are the deeper the satisfaction"
eternal mica
Use the seeker of arch heretics
whats that one
hexed igloo
so anyway i got these for 15€ at the flea market
narrow mauve
ok mean person
hexed igloo
I have a cooler version of that overshirt/jacket
narrow mauve
do show
hexed igloo
I actually had almost that exact thing til the other day I gave it to my gfs brother
hexed igloo
I can't find it online so I can only assume it's unobtainable now
narrow mauve
loook harder
stuck abyss
pretty epic huh
V "silly"
hexed igloo
so anyway i got these for 15€ at the flea market
It's like that but thicker and more of a jacket, forest green type shit
jolly sandal
so anyway i got these for 15€ at the flea market
now wear it
hexed igloo
RAAAAAAAAAAH
Suffer plebian I can roll over and grab a handful of titty
slender mica
Suffer plebian I can roll over and grab a handful of titty
eh I dont really care about that that much
im more jealous you have someone who likes you and spends time with you ;.;
hexed igloo
im more jealous you have someone who likes you and spends time with you ;.;
We been living together for uhhhhhhhh like 4yrs
slender mica
hexed igloo
Shrimply a krill issue
hexed igloo
if I had spawned gay it wouldve been way easier ;.;
You're just jealous I can turn around at my desk, do the little Korean finger heart and meow at her and I'll get them returned
slender mica
You're just jealous I can turn around at my desk, do the little Korean finger he...
ok im actually going to kill you now
hexed igloo
Genuinely she's asleep rn I'm 90% sure if I meow she'll meow back
slender mica
im leaving
hexed igloo
She do be wrenching the blankets sometimes I gotta anchor my corner
hexed igloo
im leaving
I'm sure you'll pull a latina with the fattest ass imaginable and white painted toenails give it time
I believe in you
solar gorge
eternal mica
<@150096123640545280> This one
I dont have that one? I showed the ones i have unlocked 
slender mica
I'm sure you'll pull a latina with the fattest ass imaginable and white painted ...
thats really specific
but thanks
opaque island
good morning
eternal mica
why number stop going up ?
merry elk
shark needs feedin
frosty herald
Man the new event is so fun
dull iris
why number stop going up ?
the event is fake, that number means fuckall
so don't really pay attention to it, just watch your personal event stats
shadow spruce
I know this song but I don’t remember the name
Marioinatophat did a parody of it
slender mica
I know this song but I don’t remember the name
i dont know it either
shadow spruce
shadow spruce
i dont know it either
Okay it has like THE worst name if ever heard in a song
“Nope your too late i already died”
slender mica
“Nope your too late i already died”
wtf
echo basin
Sounds like a line from a shitty Sonic.EXE game
eternal mica
eternal mica
so don't really pay attention to it, just watch your personal event stats
i already hit 1000/1000 tho and got the avatar frame thing
dull iris
Yeah, that's that
rigid briar
“Nope your too late i already died”
I think the guy who wrote that actually did perish (relatively) recently
slender mica
signal spoke
eternal mica
what blessings and perks do i put on this?
maybe i wasted gold idk critical chance seemed like a good idea?
since im speccing into this thing
and this exists?
placid fiber
maybe i wasted gold idk critical chance seemed like a good idea?
Crit chance and crit damage are noob traps
Generally speaking
calm salmon
Crit chance and crit damage are noob traps
Crit chance is fine
it's just crit damage that's a giant trap
But crit chance is, strictly speaking, a noticeable buff to DPS on the vast majority of weapons
placid fiber
Crit *chance* is fine
Generally speaking there are better perks for most weapons
calm salmon
Oh, weapon perks.
Yeah it's mostly just a bolter build and ogryn stubbers that actually want crit chance
everyone else solves it in their skill trees
like blazing piety getting you to what, 70% crit chance before other buffs or something stupid?
calm salmon
God what is zealot's base crit chance again
placid fiber
5%
calm salmon
and then your weapon's base crit chance
which is also -usually- 5%
So we're up to 65% without the weapon perk
calm salmon
maybe i wasted gold idk critical chance seemed like a good idea?
Yeah, you'd just want two damage perks
uh. . . probably carapace and something else?
shadow spruce
calm salmon
10% crit damage is usually only a 1% damage buff or something
100 base damage, 200 crit damage, 10% of 100(The difference between base and crit damage) is only 10 damage
so you do 210 damage on a crit instead of whatever 200 x 1.10 is
There's. . . one? infantry lasgun build that can utilize crit damage because it's using the blessing that's +100% crit damage
and the lasguns have funky crit damage gaps
fleet crown
No matter how much I train ill never be him...
sullen forge
rough token
misty ravine
No matter how much I train ill never be him...
Is this natty?
shadow spruce
eternal mica
wait what weapon is this?
rigid briar
wait what weapon is this?
assail, it's a psyker blitz
eternal mica
assail, it's a psyker blitz
whats a blitz?
frosty herald
rigid briar
whats a blitz?
grenade
frosty herald
whats a blitz?
your throwable
rigid briar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278540580976328790/1507816640530612336/1...
they're new we don't judge
frosty herald
im aware
frosty herald
whats a blitz?
dont put crit chance or crit damage on your weapon
eternal mica
oh this thing , i never use it. hard to aim with controller
frosty herald
crit damage only affects the damage thats added by the crit
not the overall damage of the attack that critically hit
so your doing 500 normal damage and 600 with a crit
meaning you get 610 damage with the crit damage modifier
eternal mica
crit damage only affects the damage thats added by the crit
is it programmed wrong ? most games crit dmg is incredible if you also have good crit chance like warframe or vampire survivors
frosty herald
in here its just weird
heady rapids
no its intended
frosty herald
better to take something like flak carapace unyielding etc
eternal mica
can i swap my grenade to this i truly dont use the throwing knives ever
constantly saving this thing to revive team mates that ran off to 1v80 and die
north sedge
Use whatever grenade you prefer
eternal mica
instead of using it to stun lock cruchers
oh nice i can swap without having to rebuild the rest of the tree
what should i put my final perk point into ?
this 
misty ravine
Thy Wrath Be Swift
signal spoke
X
rigid briar
we had better NOT be remaking red-dead 2
signal spoke
We about to have have RDR2 remake before GTA7
north sedge
RDR2 graphics very outdated
plush estuary
can i swap my grenade to this i truly dont use the throwing knives ever
Splat, use whatever you enjoy. Darktide has so many variables to have a "best fits all". And it's a video game, use what you enjoy. Experiment
People often suggest certain things because of the value it brings to them
But skill/device/difficulty are also a huge factor
That's often ignored
rigid briar
Splat don't listen to him you can't use ANYTHING in this game unless the darktide collective decides that you're allowed to
frosty herald
https://x.com/i/status/2058534228996903070
They would unironically remaster rdr2
rigid briar
i haven't been allowed to touch the tac-axe in three days please help me
misty ravine
Splat don't listen to him you can't use ANYTHING in this game unless the darktid...
I for one am glad that Mk2 Relic Blade superiority is no longer Settled Science
frosty herald
Splat, use whatever you enjoy. Darktide has so many variables to have a "best fi...
I use immo and people are very confused about it
rigid briar
I for one am glad that Mk2 Relic Blade superiority is no longer Settled Science
me too friend
me too
plush estuary
It's because you are Dutch 💔
frosty herald
Theres probs not going to be a manhunt remaster or remake
frosty herald
It's because you are Dutch 💔
plush estuary
keen heath
classes that are not knife zealot
rigid briar
classes that are not knife zealot
weird way to spell knifescum
frosty herald
classes that are not knife zealot
Psyker can reach a higher movement speed than zealot btw
misty ravine
How are we all doing
Waiting for MW5 Chaos Reign so I can play that until June 23
north sedge
Splat, use whatever you enjoy. Darktide has so many variables to have a "best fi...
only flesh tearer lacerate knife im sorry that's just the rules
chrome wave
carmine lance
Waiting for MW5 Chaos Reign so I can play that until June 23
Real
frosty herald
How are we all doing
Pret good
misty ravine
Real
Current event is lulzy but makes you too overpowered so it doesn't stay fun for long
north sedge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1377682448040722432/b...
my classic artwork
carmine lance
Lmfao
I need to do the event for the aquillas
But deadshlockin it with friends is quite fun
Not sure how I feel about the change to urn
Like it’s neat that it’s always at mid now
But holy fuck I wish people didn’t run it so much
I need to fuckin farm, dawg!
Stop dragging my ass out of side lane for urn!
Also doesn’t help people are still learning how to play around it
sterile stone
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1377682448040722432/b...
This is like opening a box you had in the attic
undone pewter
I need to do the event for the aquillas
You only gotta do 1 mission
sterile stone
And finding a old vhs tape from when you were a kid
carmine lance
Oh shit?
undone pewter
carmine lance
This is like opening a box you had in the attic
I didn’t even have to really dig through my saved gifs lol
undone pewter
infact fatshark lets us pay them for the pleasure
frosty herald
The event is really fun tho
north sedge
i made that gif year one of dt
frosty herald
Yeah
frosty herald
The totems give you a sizeable buff so you just zoom near the end section
heady rapids
oh
carmine lance
i made that gif year one of dt
It’s definitely a banger lol
carmine lance
I love that you fucking replaced all the stats and perks with flesh tearer and lacerate too
north sedge
the ultimate in bleeding technology
heady rapids
placid fiber
I love that you fucking replaced all the stats and perks with flesh tearer and l...
I have 2 seperate ones
carmine lance
Lmao
frosty herald
https://fxtwitter.com/CC_Cowboy1/status/2058488555362517065?s=20
Fascism
misty ravine
https://fxtwitter.com/CC_Cowboy1/status/2058488555362517065?s=20
Inhale your nicotine with honest smoke like a true Frenchman
rough token
placid fiber
humming beesquito
hard nexus
heady rapids
sterile stone
This thing looks like something a child would draw when you ask them to draw a bee
frosty herald
LMAOOOOOO
shadow spruce
https://fxtwitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2058585160480624970?s=20
wait did they ever fix unreal 5?
signal spoke
you think they will ever fix unreal in general
shadow spruce
no
heady rapids
https://fxtwitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2058585160480624970?s=20
i wonder if it will have ue5 issues still
frosty herald
i wonder if it will have ue5 issues still
it will
frosty herald
considering tim sweeny said that it was a developer issue
heady rapids
well he's not completely wrong
signal spoke
considering tim sweeny said that it was a developer issue
idk maybe fix it before pushing games?
heady rapids
fortnite ran fine
frosty herald
funny how the engine known for being bad with performance is somehow a dev issue
shadow spruce
sorry guys in order to use UE6 you have to have copilot and a 5090
heady rapids
but i wonder what made them push to ue6
shadow spruce
money
signal spoke
This is anything but rocket league
heady rapids
nah they got real cars for a long ass time now
shadow spruce
forgot they did that
shadow spruce
anyways back to vintage story i have iron to smith
signal spoke
Bro nobody is fucking hyped
heady rapids
I fucking love the crowd audio on the trailer
paid actors
shadow spruce
hey if they need hypemen for UE6 and theyre paying ill throw myself out the damn bleachers bro
shadow spruce
i mean they already had something similar with fortnite as it is
signal spoke
and it terribly failed
shadow spruce
like we knew it was coming for RL too
heady rapids
https://x.com/ShiinaBR/status/2058587187680022784?s=20
ohb i hope its the new launcher they teased
shadow spruce
writing was on the wall and such
heady rapids
thats cool
signal spoke
Still insane that they chose to reveal UE6 with rocket league
heady rapids
i wonder if ppl even play rl nowadays
signal spoke
Nah
heady rapids
cause it gets collabs and updates and seasons and shit
shadow spruce
i wonder if ppl even play rl nowadays
i know a few
signal spoke
The game only gets cosmetic updates
heady rapids
a couplke of my friends do
signal spoke
Thats their seasons
shadow spruce
Still insane that they chose to reveal UE6 with rocket league
less disruptful maybe?
heady rapids
they got a miku collab recently
shadow spruce
and theyre probably doing it as a testbed for QA and shit too
frosty herald
As they reveal the UE6 logo
tim sweeny's ego is so fragile
shadow spruce
theyre willing to do live testing with RL because its not their fortnite cash cow
signal spoke
they got a miku collab recently
ratatoiule too i think
Rocket league is a barebones game so they can easily port to UE6
shadow spruce
Well and if ue6 explodes horribly it doesn’t take down the moneymaker
signal spoke
https://fxtwitter.com/RocketLeague/status/2058588994674602107?s=20 i am fucking crying
There is no way this is real footage
shadow spruce
surely they were reacting to something else right
sterile stone
https://fxtwitter.com/RocketLeague/status/2058588994674602107?s=20 i am fucking ...
Bro forgetting there we people cheering on Todd Howard when his said fallout 76 would have no NPCs at launch
unique ferry
Does 'Everlasting Flame' do anything at higher ability ranks?
hearty nebula
https://fxtwitter.com/RocketLeague/status/2058588994674602107?s=20 i am fucking ...
what do they mean unreal 6
they havent even optimized unreal 5
signal spoke
thats what i am saying!!!
And choose RL and makes the most generic UI from like any other racing game
sterile stone
they havent even optimized unreal 5
Who cares
Don’t you know bigger number means better
That’s how life works
delicate shadow
meanwhile I'm just waiting for half sword to become worth playing over the demo
north sedge
with a little massaging from the devs i'm sure it will become a full sword eventually
sterile stone
meanwhile I'm just waiting for half sword to become worth playing over the demo
I will make it my personal goal to send a $5 bribe for them to delay the game as long as possible
Not a single soul out here having fun on my watch
delicate shadow
I will make it my personal goal to send a $5 bribe for them to delay the game as...
evil
ivory marlin
meanwhile I'm just waiting for half sword to become worth playing over the demo
You hyped skitarii?
delicate shadow
no I hate the idea, we should've gotten a veteran re-release for twice the cost
(yes I'm hyped)
deft badge
no I hate the idea, we should've gotten a veteran re-release for twice the cost
Nah skitarii defo veteran again
Trust
delicate shadow
I cannae comment regardless lol
deft badge
They let you play test?
sterile stone
I am still a playtester yea
New lore
delicate shadow
HOW IS IT NEW
sterile stone
How much doner did you bribe
misty ravine
Don’t you know bigger number means better
Unreal number go up but frames per second go down. Sad!
sterile stone
Unreal number go up but frames per second go down. Sad!
6090 saaaaave us
delicate shadow
it would be funny but there's no point since FS apparently will just leak shit themselves
deft badge
Learning from GW proper
delicate shadow
How much doner did you bribe
none, they bribe me dude
north sedge
woah aquila is a playetester this is totally new information never heard this before
sterile stone
I’m not actually doing anything else
deft badge
How can I apply
Don't you not play this game
delicate shadow
now I can equip my alpha tester frame and my playtester title while playing purg psyker and blowing up 24/7 and pulling every DH
sterile stone
Don't you not play this game
Last I played was march 12th
I obviously can’t play anymore
Because of you know
The brick sitting in my room
sterile stone
The government took the internals because of tax evasion
deft badge
Have you tried astrally projecting into the darktide servers to play darktide? A real play tester would be committed.
delicate shadow
How can I apply
honestly idek what the process is these days
sterile stone
Have you tried astrally projecting into the darktide servers to play darktide? A...
I gotta find one that isn’t Cole
Most are smart and don’t openly announce they are one
delicate shadow
for me it was different because like, I started out during the verm days
sterile stone
Because I mean look at the shit Cole goes through
I doubt everyone else wants that grief
deft badge
I've seen a few play testers who aren't Cole in DT proper
If I were a play tester I wouldn't tell anyone
I wouldn't wear the title either lol
delicate shadow
used to be that we couldn't tell anyone
sterile stone
used to be that we couldn't tell anyone
Yeah I can see why
delicate shadow
like I was around for a loooot of VT2 testing and back then you couldn't talk about it at all
changed tact with DT for w/e reason
deft badge
VT was more niche tbh
sterile stone
I’m guessing the popularity
But that’s also kind of the issue cause like
You get people like Darcy
south prism
potentially dangerous image, please don't look if you're squeamish or simply don't like seeing disturbing imagery
deft badge
potentially dangerous image, please don't look if you're squeamish or simply don...
Just do it
sterile stone
potentially dangerous image, please don't look if you're squeamish or simply don...
@ivory marlin I didn’t know you had a twin
delicate shadow
idrk what I prefer, VT2's testing being a very closed and hush hush affair made it less dramatic (outside of leaks, VT2 had a lot of leaks)
DT meanwhile it's cool having the unique frames and titles but you also now deal with being scapegoat #1 for controversial changes or issues
deft badge
Yk I haven't see Darcy alt in awhile
ivory marlin
<@684185845523153151> I didn’t know you had a twin
I wish i was a blue tongued skink
deft badge
idrk what I prefer, VT2's testing being a very closed and hush hush affair made ...
Tbh I assumed FS doesn't even listen to you guys
south prism
idrk what I prefer, VT2's testing being a very closed and hush hush affair made ...
is that what you are??
sterile stone
idrk what I prefer, VT2's testing being a very closed and hush hush affair made ...
That’s fucking funny imo
Hey did a update go sour
Hope you like being insulted and griefed anytime you play a game
south prism
i guess you're scapegoat number one since your name starts with an A in the wardens list
north sedge
changed tact with DT for w/e reason
probably had to do with the initial patch 13 "shit we gotta rework this whole thing" helps having players talk about it in addition to whatever couple articles they got in press about it
south prism
you can fix that
frosty herald
idrk what I prefer, VT2's testing being a very closed and hush hush affair made ...
Werent you the scapegoat being literally hitler for removing billhook infinite dodges
south prism
i bet theonetrueskeleton doesn't hear shit from people since he's near the bottom
new tech discovered
delicate shadow
Werent you the scapegoat being literally hitler for removing billhook infinite d...
yes but that wasn't playtesting, that was FS adopting a balance mod that friends and I made
deft badge
Nah bruh we gotta pull Aquila's digits off now
north sedge
even worse you invaded balanceland illegally
chrome wave
new tech discovered
quick!!! put a z in front of aquila's name!!!! BECOME ZACKQUILA!!!
sterile stone
yes but that wasn't playtesting, that was FS adopting a balance mod that friends...
You made mods?
Whaaaat
deft badge
Say goodbye to your pointer finger buddy
delicate shadow
You made mods?
I was part of making mods, I did some coding but I am definitely not well versed in it
placid fiber
Say goodbye to your pointer finger buddy
chrome wave
i still mald that there's no modded realm in dt
heady rapids
the pros of having dedicated servers
sterile stone
I was part of making mods, I did some coding but I am definitely not well versed...
Dude was just doing side quest and shit
frosty herald
Tannerites shifting through my messages when i nerf toxin to 200 capped
sterile stone
Fooken look at him
chrome wave
the pros of having dedicated servers
the pros in question:
sterile stone
Love that error 9999 and 2014
delicate shadow
like Billhook having 3 dodges was me, elf spear and shield having a sweep in the light chain was also me and halberd's current moveset was my baby
I also did some bug fixing and stuff like that
deft badge
Hey man when the fuck are we getting a polearm in this game speaking of billhook
north sedge
ah so you brought your woke agenda to vt2 and ruined it forever
delicate shadow
fixed the IB taunt audio bug in like 10 minutes of fucking around lmao (didn't code the fix, just found a reliable repro which had been something the community and FS had struggled with for a while)
sterile stone
fixed the IB taunt audio bug in like 10 minutes of fucking around lmao (didn't c...
Wait you don’t play Darktide often do you?
sterile stone
I still got like 500 hours in it tho
You hate to see it
chrome wave
I still got like 500 hours in it tho
does that include tester hours
delicate shadow
nah
placid fiber
I still got like 500 hours in it tho
Come on, you gotta do like I did in ror2 and put in over 3k
delicate shadow
Come on, you gotta do like I did in ror2 and put in over 3k
well in VT2 I have over 6k hours and that's also not including tester hours
placid fiber
well in VT2 I have over 6k hours and that's also not including tester hours
Close enough
delicate shadow
but also like 1k of those hours are probably dicking around in the keep talking with people on discord lmao
north sedge
true gamer hours
delicate shadow
especially considering most modded realm sessions have a good chunk of time eaten up by troubleshooting lmao
placid fiber
Sounds miserable
delicate shadow
but yea, VT2 was my jam, DT has never really grabbed me in the same way
still, I did alpha testing and still do playtesting
sterile stone
but also like 1k of those hours are probably dicking around in the keep talking ...
That’s how you know the conversation good, use to do this shit in the mourningstar
chrome wave
especially considering most modded realm sessions have a good chunk of time eate...
me when bethesda game and i'm nearing the esp limit
delicate shadow
Skyrim and Oblivion modding prepared us for this shit fr
delicate shadow
placid fiber
daggerfall is tough to get into cause you gotta remap so many keys for it to feel good x.x
that dosbox is a pain
then again it's and old as fuck game, so what can one expect
placid fiber
There is?
exotic plaza
😭
placid fiber
ikr?
exotic plaza
bro live under a rock
placid fiber
bro live under a rock
Also the 1st time I played daggerfall was years ago so I didn't even think about looking for a remake
sterile stone
https://klipy.com/gifs/scrolling-items-2
This hurts to look at
placid fiber
This hurts to look at
It's tough to play as well
Just look at this lovely image @sterile stone
that's the 1st game
for how old the game is that doesn't look as bad as it could
we're talking basically prehistoric graphics
it's kinda painful when the shop music starts messing up tho in daggerfall
exotic plaza
I thought it ended
heady rapids
i think its just a physical release
plush estuary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQNWBt58zq4 I forgot who played noita with me
but this mod looks so funny
the 2nd one shown
delicate shadow
it was noita me
plush estuary
True!
carmine falcon
@frosty herald if u wanna crush siege (normal or hard) get this team comp
tac with gl, techmarine with gl, assault zealous blow
spam auspex and at spawn points and let your assault do ground pounds then clean up with nades
this is insanely effective against chaos especially
also buy shitton of turrets and techpriests and buff your cadians with commissar
i just did a wave 20 on hard and it was fun asf but also miserable cause i was on 1 billion ping and 10 fps
frosty herald
<@427815660937019393> if u wanna crush siege (normal or hard) get this team comp...
i already spammed ground pounds
attonements just suck dick
carmine falcon
i got lucky and only got meh ones
but yeah half of them should be removed
new siege is really fun with all the stuff u can buy
plush estuary
frosty herald
LMAO
sterile stone
it was noita me
Criminal behavior will not be tolerated
Your arresting officer will be arriving soon.
plush estuary
void bison
sterile stone
@hexed igloo I just heard someone say the most American shit on the phone and I damn near had a aneurysm
median steeple
swift hearth
hexed igloo
<@419041953519239170> I just heard someone say the most American shit on the pho...
Gone elaborate?
No?
sterile stone
Gone elaborate?
Chilling in lobby chair at my folks business
Keep in mind we focus on thing like gut health right
This guy calls
He seems cool
He’s been there before
Yada yads
Then he puts who I assume is a family member or some shit on the line too
And when asked about what’s going on
She’s like
“Oh yeah my stomach hurts, I’m constantly using laxatives, everything still hurts”
The works right
And when it comes to asking about her dietary habits
I shit you not
“I can only eat bad foods”
We ask for examples
“ I can eat chicken nuggets but not a salad”
“I can’t eat apples but I can eat apple pie”
“Every time I try to eat healthy food it just hurts”
frosty herald
yknow constantly taking laxatives might be an issue
sterile stone
When I tell you I was so fucking stun locked hearing this from the opposite end of the desk
hexed igloo
yknow constantly taking laxatives might be an issue
I can't stop shitting myself man I can't figure out why
north sedge
She's taking laxatives cause she's not eating any fiber
void bison
nikocado origin story
north sedge
So chicken nuggy brick in the gut
hexed igloo
She's taking laxatives cause she's not eating any fiber
Genuinely a couple muesli bars as a snack every day would prolly fix her right up
sterile stone
But it’s like how fucked is your digestive system that you can’t process green veggies
Or fruit
The shit you need to help you shit naturally
But you can easily stuff your face with conveyor belt processed foods
And have no problem
glossy cloud
Like
hexed igloo
But it’s like how fucked is your digestive system that you can’t process green v...
If I drink too much plain water it fucks up my tummy
sterile stone
Actual physical pain?
Yes she’s gone to the doctor and everything for it
glossy cloud
Jesus Christ
sterile stone
Allegedly
glossy cloud
Because I do know that not wanting to eat healthy foods and stuffing your face with stuff like that can sometimes legit be an autism thing
But thats different
sterile stone
Nah like according to her
glossy cloud
How the fuck does that even happen?
sterile stone
She just apparently cannot process fruits and veggies
It just causes internal pain
In her words
Whatever the fuck is going on with her
She’s apparently coming to visit us soon
misty ravine
But you can easily stuff your face with conveyor belt processed foods
I mean, I guess it could be possible if her gut microbiome has gone so long without real food that it can no longer effectively process things that haven't already had the living shit processed out of them?
lunar fable
She’s apparently coming to visit us soon
sterile stone
I mean, I guess it could be possible if her gut microbiome has gone so long with...
I have no idea
I’ve met similar people to her
But not like
As severe
Most people will tell me shit like
Oh yeah I only drink 3 bottles of water total a week
lunar fable
That gut is being run by a skeleton crew
sterile stone
And their diet is fried food and alcohol or soda
lunar fable
💀
sterile stone
But this
hexed igloo
I mean, I guess it could be possible if her gut microbiome has gone so long with...
You know you fucked up bad when you need a stool transplant
sterile stone
This is some Asmongold shit
I honestly don’t think we can help her
Like if your own DOCTOR is throwing their hands up
I dunno what the fuck you expect us to do
heady rapids
@ivory marlin dude i cant wait for unreal engine 7
sterile stone
@obsidian prairie ever since seeing that stupid ass limbus corp picture
I’ve been saying limbillion randomly throughout the day
Thanks for that
full nebula
https://tenor.com/view/ace-ventura-plunger-funny-gif-13734421
alright bud, the context of the clip is not politically correct in current year
delicate shadow
Criminal behavior will not be tolerated
Can’t get arrested right now, baking cookies
north sedge
pure tree
Can’t get arrested right now, baking cookies
What type of cookies
sterile stone
Can’t get arrested right now, baking cookies
My fault bruv, I’ll ask em to stop by later
full nebula
Nobody. Messes. With. THE DO
delicate shadow
What type of cookies
Snickerdoodles, gonna be a surprise for my partner for our anniversary
delicate shadow
They’re her favourite
plush estuary
you pass the test
violet hornet
Snickerdoodles, gonna be a surprise for my partner for our anniversary
nice I made those for mother's day
delicate shadow
Luckily she hasn’t figured out that’s what I’m doing in specific
violet hornet
bonus points if you caramelize the bottoms so they crunch a lil
pure tree
You pass the test but fail the journey, you were supposed to make chocolate chip cookies for the monster
The Cookie Monster
delicate shadow
nice I made those for mother's day
World’s best son over here
violet hornet
World’s best son over here
she burned the cookies she made for herself and was very glad I brought some haha
I've got butter softened for making browned butter dual chocolate chip cookies but the recipe recommends letting the dough rest in the fridge for at least three days 
void bison
wicker
delicate shadow
I might bake Anzac cookies for my fam at some point since that should survive the journey to Australia but I’m sketch on how viable it actually is
plush estuary
Anzac?
full nebula
i wish combat in witcher wasnt doodoo ah
violet hornet
I might bake Anzac cookies for my fam at some point since that *should* survive ...
oh nice I've had ones like these before, super good
plush estuary
oat and coconut?
violet hornet
had to look it up l ol
plush estuary
that sounds like an oatmeal cookie but better
delicate shadow
Yeah exactly
violet hornet
exactly
pure tree
Coconut in cookie.................. 
stray summit
Silcer is Him i think
delicate shadow
They keep well so folks would bake them and send them to soldiers on the front in ww1 iirc
plush estuary
its just oats and misc, so yeah
delicate shadow
Because Australia to Europe in 1914 is a long ass journey
plush estuary
basically biscuit cookies
pure tree
Stop fucking fat reacting me I just wanna eat cookies and get fat
stray summit
My Dwarf is Greasey
full nebula
https://tenor.com/view/fat-people-dance-moves-weird-al-costume-shake-gif-1632294...
me after 8 beers
equally bloated
exotic plaza
https://tenor.com/view/seal-seals-hyper-calm-down-gif-25255640
dog
sterile stone
Because Australia to Europe in 1914 is a long ass journey
Word
So when you mailing me some
delicate shadow
Anyway will post results when they’re finished
delicate shadow
So when you mailing me some
When you give me your mailing address and pay for shipping
sterile stone
When you give me your mailing address and pay for shipping
Country to country shipping costs a arm and legs fam
What if we do like ye olden times
Meet at the town center
And exchange goods
I’ll throw in a beef rib for your troubles
misty ravine
You know you fucked up *bad* when you need a stool transplant
Could also need one after a round of strong antibiotics I think, anything that might have nuked your gut bacteria
sterile stone
I’ll throw in a beer
Keep the beer mate
sterile stone
Ok meet me in Vancouver then 🙂
Also which Vancouver
delicate shadow
Wtf there’s more than one?
long oasis
vancouver like vancouver island?
glossy cloud
saw the cringiest Zealot name I've seen in a very long time
delicate shadow
vancouver like vancouver island?
Vancouver like mainland British Columbia
delicate shadow
Well the one I’m in is the better one
long oasis
ok I will meet you in Vancouver clark county washington
sterile stone
Was gonna say
The only Vancouver I’ve been to was in Washington
And it was gloomy as hell when I went
delicate shadow
Consider the US sucks
sterile stone
saw the cringiest Zealot name I've seen in a very long time
Name
delicate shadow
Gah
glossy cloud
And someone invited that fucking goober into my havoc lobby without telling me
violet hornet
And someone invited that fucking goober into my havoc lobby without telling me
I hate this
glossy cloud
Should have reported their ass before I disbanded but I forgot that it doesn't show a recent player in socials if you didn't play a mission with them
sterile stone
"JailBrownPeople"
violet hornet
It's weird enough when it's some friend of theirs that you didn't accept, especially when you already saw them apply and left it or refused
but I've had someone join and just try taking over handling accepting invites
glossy cloud
It's weird enough when it's some friend of theirs that you didn't accept, espec...
They didn't even request. Someone I let in invited them
violet hornet
That one I just said "why would you try to take over a lobby like that" and left lol
sterile stone
Are we doing that?
It’s sadly become normalized
I’ve said this before but
There’s so many people out there with the mindset of
“Well it’s not aimed at me so why should I care”
rigid briar
"JailBrownPeople"
My humour is fairly edgy and even i know that that's way too far lmao
glossy cloud
My humour is fairly edgy and even i know that that's way too far lmao
Bro that's not edgy humor
I refuse to call that humor