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Bad game design?
The mask is on. The machete is dripping. The massacre has begun.
︀︀Dead by Daylight: Jason. @JasonUniverse13
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Well shit, thankfully is not slender
Done nothing with vr this week 
I thought it was cabin in the woods
@caden3123 @DeadbyDaylight @JasonUniverse13 We lost we got the most basic bitch killer it could have been, slenderman or Blair witch would have been miles better and more interesting. I get it tho I have no hate for Jason but he already had his own game and it was way better than dbd.
"mr president get down!!1" ahh moment
Jason.Json
Sniper never miss
ey cyber

can you help me with hard siege?
ill have 50000 ping with you vro
Blair witch?
Doesnt the blair witch legit have no visual description or anything?
rogue core is a melee game btw
Indie horror movie that became extremely popular
rashad.....
yes and theres that tweet about not being able to watch it because of the shaggy meme
Reprimand
Hmm
Friday 13rd game
Found underfell skeleboy at dakimakura section in anime store and undertale
The dead game
you can be literally invincible as long as you deal melee damafge
melee is strong in this game
Nah i know
But why is bro mentioning blair witch
We dont even see the witch ever
Some people were thinking of Blair witch too
Before reveal
But yeah that's something I don't think we could ever see
Possession from a witch
I honestly reveal was gonna be the bible accuracy angel
Because it is being worked on and was given a playtest
Killer PVP gamemode
your house look weird
At least I don't pay rent
Someone said they were waiting for the jason license to clear with court before they announce it 😭
jason i knew you were the anniversary killer but i was lowkey rooting for slenderman so maybe dont check my phone
Quoting -Ruthless- (@RuthlessLeaks)
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had someone in a pub waste two medkits right before guaranteed medicae stations in relay station
i fuckin hate pubs bro
I can do that by mistake
Nah it was intentional
my bad
It wasn't u
it was
Nuh uh

am not snake
Me
Well im not a crow, look more like dovey
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Bird ass
Did it finally happen
@plush estuary first no lifer spotted
It's been what
thats probably almost 100 hours played
4 days
Probably leaderboard racer
o
erm what the sigma
there was a slicer just pinging a cave leech that he could dash up to and slice
it was latched onto another teammate

Probably played some Beta or closed test and the like
lmao
falcon only so far for me
Tbh idk if I'm even gonna play one for anything other than unlocking decks
i need to fucking unpoor myself
ive yet to paly the release version
i have like 50 upgrade point but i dont have 5k merit
3 Gold Star Slicer before anything else ofc
I'm ngl it might happen
The only thing that even remotely tempts me to play another dwarf is to swap out a deck of bio mods
I was put on this earth by god to slice
Slicer+Eclipse System what else could you possibly need
@plush estuary slicer got downed at ramhammer
by ram hammer?
at the opposite side
melee is so fucking broken in this game

lol
you're actively gimping yourself shooting shit
I had a run end cause 3 people suicided to ramhammer lol
you know the lift is there
anyway i need a hot gf to play rogue core with me because this game doesn't have difficulty/timer scaling
Valorant to Rogue Core Pipeline
he had 3 good artifacts and a purple silverback
currently not a big fan of spotter
cause unlike slicer and guardian you have no way to get out of bad situations
the way things ought to be
blood for the blood god, slice for the slice god
slicer has the dash and slice while guardian has stun and cc with his repulsion field
people with so spatial awareness amaze me, like do they not get lost in their own home?
had a friend who got lost in a complex 1 cave
its a straight line
Got lost?
yes
Time to drill directly to OBJ
I know my people lmfao
Was that killing to premade lobby with your friend or random queue pubbies?
no matter because murder all smykers
what deck swapping brw
im too broke to promote any of the class
@deft badge @plush estuary
You would even murdering me when i have electroker build
yeah
Elec staff and smite
You can swap decks between promoted dwarves
So if you promote like, slicer and retcon you can take their decks on eachother
Yes Jason is in DBD
Deep Cock Galactic: Rock Solid is a melee game
Now I just need See You In Hell
I got 4 of those 200 percent faster recharge for standing still and just kept laser swording the other day
Felt like a melee monkey in bloons
The upgrade to Guardian's AoE to make it stun once it ends is pretty fun
You can activate it then deactivate
Getting drills+melee stuns for 1.5s is absolutely fucking insane ime
And they get stunned
I really like that one artifact that carries overkill damage on slicer too
Hyper violence in my non DT horde game

why you touching his ass
probably not today
deep rock on 300 pings will lead to deaths like this
there's some ping range in the high 100s for me, like 180ish that everything in the world works against me and no matter what I'm gonna fail at whatever it is I'm doing
doors I open close, shots don't count but enemy hits do, rubber banding anywhere up to and including inside enemies
20ms in either direction and there's still the low ping high ping difference but it stables out and you can at least play
doesn't matter the game either, that's just the universe takes as piss on me range of the spectrum
Always and forever.
@lunar fable @visual stream @ivory marlin
deserved :3
The heretics screams, nourish my soul!
i luv texhnolyze
Nice!
@plush estuary
yup
forgot to send it
but I found those in my D4 solo
they are the mk2 too
those equipment chests are so rare
I've only seen 3 so far
you can get satchels too, really funny on retcon.
boomerang, jett boots, sentry, and throwing axe is what I saw so far
My fat stinky chud sleeping
I couldn't tell this was a cat
All hail Kevin!
they call me "That Weird Guy in the Forest"
starting to get really annoyed with randoms
missed a toolbox and cosmetic crate cause everyone is so slow
i recently
very recently got into drg
cant be asked with pubs. i just duo with my friend
drg is way easier pubbing
you can just solo every event
no need to wait
RC you need teammates to stand by you for things to start
ainz what do you put on ur relic blade again
Why not cranial
never noticed its buffs when I used it
I see
congrats

Pc gonna die before the next poe2 league
you need all 4 in the circle 100% of the time
its speed scales per player in the lobby
https://youtu.be/hP7Q0I6FU4Q?is=Kcc5j8kVEI0DGvkv I am crying, I thought this was official
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I was trying find that, but thanks
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I seen youtuber play d2 mc
I couldn't find the mod and server

this is old no?
i'm guessing it's more fleshed out now
Is 5h ago
Are you playing potato meme re-peeled?
Right
2 bros
Get banned from the life server
Go to a better place
banger
He probably use rumbler or gg
what

why is that dwarf unbearded
thats a female dwarf bro
Its hard not to respond to this
because
"this is a woman (allegedly)"
what are you
talking about
its just a GIRL bro
and the face is female shaped
YT is riddled with these obscure channels with only a few thousand subs that are really homophobic or whatever
you probably can still wear a beard for female classes
he's referring to people fighting tooth and nail over who gets what traits/cards i think
Communism is when the woman looks manly
||actually, it unironically is when it comes to sports and the Soviets roiding the shit out of their athletes||
*Russians
pretty sure you can yeah
heres my new adopted son
Shame what happened to his parents but at least he will have a good home
American Psycho reference wauw
just log in for free aquilas
it is a community event
Tasteful thickness is a weakness of mine too
event is pretty fun
Is skatarii out yet
Nuh uh
I wish
ideal.
The brainworm spreads
Blade flying close to the sun
smh
you got me good
they got b1ade too....
Dude
wsg
The PM brainworm consumes
I had so many slurs lined up if you actually got havked
cant consume what aint there
it goin hungry
glad THATs ur response
I shove more md15 runs in there to keep it fed
Or more attempts on my day 23 save
Brain eating ameba starve in your head
Boy was raised right
The sour coated ones?
We also went to a car exhibit at the mall
Nah just normal ones
Damn
I got some air heads xtreme bites and they are like 1/3rd as sour as normal
Kinda disappointing ngl
Did the springlands hollow hall damn they weren't lyin when it said "a team is recommended"
I cast 40 fucking skeletons
Burned up 20 or so bandages and fucking 40 improved hp potions I had to resort to twig arrow to draw them out 1 by 1
Did you grab the marble blocks?
saw a mantis
Yuh
cool little girlypop
Large individual
The cherry on top @sterile stone was that all the fucking chests at the end glitched so I only got to loot 1 of them
I was gonna say you aren’t missing much but some summoning nades are in there
Took like an hour to do and my reward was some shit like a rising fighter shield and a fuckass hand axe
Still tho
You’re still in the early stages
I wouldn’t sweat it like at all
Ik lmao it's fine just seeing the rising fighter shield pissed me off
I'm at revelwood mainly, and just making a better home base before I go further out
Do you wanna use our build?
Nah nah I've decided to take over and rebuild fort kelvin
Blue goblet is nice but it's lowk too small I don't like that it only comes with like 3 bedrooms
Do you plan on just solo dolo the entire thing?
Yuh
Wild
I solo rebuilt an entire ancient city in minecraft
Too scared to communicate with other human beings ain’t you
Fun fucking pissing me the fuck off fact -
The ancient city main walls surrounding the interior are fucking asymmetrical
They're 1 fucking block off
You do realize you can’t mold it how you want if you turn snapping off
I want to throttle whoever did that
What?
You can turn the snapping feature off
I know
I mean the ancient city in minecraft
I dead ass haven’t touched a picosecond of Minecraft
Can you go be a pain in someone else’s ass else where

Back to you tho
Atleast join the main discord
No
Tf else am I doing waiting for this dumbass demo to install
The minecraft discord?
I swore to god you owned this
I don't want to play a long-form game with mfs I don't know bro tf is wrong with u
Different game
No, I do not own space mid 2
Ye can’t make friends if you don’t go out and meet people you Fooken hermit
Nothing brings you joy
And also I do a lot of leaving and coming back to do various things so I don't be playing online much
60 dollar game that I grow less enticed to buy every time I see gameplay
Cause its just rollspam and parries
or shoot gun
I mean most people from my experience won’t care
If I'm playing online if I wanna go piss I gotta like go all the way back to a safe spot or whatever
That’s not even remotely true what
Do you not just teleport
Do you not set up dummy shrines near important areas
Yeah sure lemme teleport home just so I can piss and then have to run the 1.5km back out to where I was
Yeah I forget to remove them tho 
I think you can destroy them remotely?
I can’t remember
Nah
Plebicus
Gotta choke it out by hand
I woulda let you join our world
We came along decently
But I will say rn
It is good practice to get animal husbandry done asap
Cause some animals produce food for higher end dishes
And furs and wool for better gear
It’s a lot easier to raise animals and harvest their fur/wool than it is to just roam the map for hours killing some and hoping they drop a single unit of it

I'm mainly just eating wolf meat and corn skewers
I just be growing fucktons of berries and mushrooms for potions lmao
But people are scary


You haven’t gotten a bread maker yet?
Every so often I just sit at the hearth and cook up 20 of each
My brother in Christ
If you raise the right type of goat
You can make milkshakes

You can make coffee if you have the right gear
Alternatively I can eat the bandits dogs to get back at them
If it was an option I'd eat the bandits
Actually it runs much better than the specs sheet they posted (it’s still not like super well optimized but it’s “fine”)
They prob AI generated that specs sheet lol
Yeah I turned settings to low, no upscaling or anything, and the game runs at like 90-120fps while still looking great
Only had a noticable frame drop once for 2s
i scrolled back to that convo
why yall calling skywalker saga good....
My hardware is like
Last gen budget midgrade amd
its anything but that...
Every lego game good
It’s nice tbh
it's very lackluster
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esp considering they crunched a lot for it and pushed back the release date
and it came out just awfully boring and empty
with levels that consist of just walking
no way to replay the story
rough
i dont remember people praising it, ive seen very mixed reception and to me it's a pretty bad game
you got open world but literally everything else suffered
except maybe the gags
the gags are alr
The best open world was Lego marvel super heroes
real and true
i dont like marvel that much so icouldnt get into it
also tried batman 2 and 3
beat batman 1 tho
Barrel urself
i did beat lotr not too long ago so i wouldnt say that i just grew out of the genre
It's so weird seeing these games with dialogue
Me when i want to force devs to work on a game
Oh lego lord of the rings was also a certified banger
i rly liked indiana 2
bro they have no funding
its ovah
Lego batman 1 was the peak
lego city undercover is the all time peak too
Passed through denial and anger to bargaining
My mans trying to fill that void before skitarii release
Look at em
He got a taste in the test now he like an addict
i think we all should play the battlefield lord of the rings game
Bungie might not even exist this time next year lol
Praying for the worst
Ngl all lego games are fun
yeah except 1 deadass
well there's a lot of ds ports those dont count
Lego pirates of the caribbean was peak
i used to play the hell out of the lego star wars original trilogy on GBA
Like hmm
I mean i want destiny 3 but like
Its not happening man
before the vrchat brainrot right
Chase my man
VR did not existed my guy
:)
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Even if Sony wanted to gamble a whole bunch more money a project the size of a hypothetical D3 requires years of spinup
LMAOOOOO
Ai aneurysm
Furry dog
Donald duck babyrage audio
dogs*
Hmm
Canine
stinky
Skitarii getting chordclaw
Domestic canine
stinky
I’m glad that the whole liver service phase is apparently dying
Slowly
But still dying
I just wonder tho how the hell will Darktide keep afloat since this is a live service game
claw hand...
Darktide has a loyal fanbase
Chordclaw...
(The majority of continually thriving and profiting games are live service and are not ending anytime soon)
That doesn’t mean fuck all of they aren’t spending money
Not even kinda dying. The business model isn't going anywhere destiny just shit the bed and squandered goodwill for years straight
Xdefiant had a loyal fan base and still died because no one was spending money
we should get a joe baker resident evil game
Thats ubisoft tho
It doesn’t matter
xdefiant? the game with 0 marketing?
Servers cost money my guy
i heard about it 2 times
Or playerbase
when the beta started and when they closed it
i mean shut down the whole thing
lol
You’re gonna be ending soon
And to that credit right
Out of that ocean of games
fallout 67 outlived destiny 2
The bulk are MMOs
The destiny mobile game outlived destiny
That are continuously getting content
I’m talking about games where the content well is fully dried
just how bad did bungie fuck up for them to pull the plug on this
No new releases
I saw a post the other day saying that the entire destiny franchise lived and died between GTA 5 and 6
arent they a sony studio technically is sony not funding them anymore lmao
The entire destiny franchise lived and died between gta 5 and gta 6
what about gta 6 and gta 7
Putin is gonna draft your ass before gta 7 blade
Not technically, Sony paid like over three billion for them
3 billion just for them to make a niche extraction shooter and kill their cash cow
crazzyyyyy
Ubisoft also isnt doing too hot
you think Ubisoft has ever been Ubihard
ubisfot is just finding out what happens when u fk up for 15 years in a row
during early AC maybe
Far cry 2 was pretty hard
Ubisoft had a 1.3 billion dollar operating loss
their games used to make me ubihard man!
The black flag remake is a hail mary
All they had to fucking do
Was bring back splinter cell
Buddy nobody even remembers splinter cell anymore
Language barrier be damned
You know what the joke is
Nah more like 7 years
they got Sam Fisher stuck on the Rainbow Six Siege IP now man
Origins and odyssey were both pretty good
least he got to go at it with Snake
Imagine if ubisoft just made the division 3 and another ghost recon open world game
I dead ass saw the commercial too with him and snake
It came on like a hour ago
I mean
They tried to make a division 3
I might actually watch an R6 esport match one of these days ngl. Game is really fuckin complicated for a tact shooter
And it got shit canned because it was an extraction shooter
Theyve done their very best to make that complexity go away
not sales wise but they started doing dogass practices around 10-15 years ago
it all staretd with watch dogs downgrade then unity releasing broken then adding microtransactions in single player game then rushing majority of their games and half assing ass creed and far cry sequels on top of treating their legacy series like pop, splinter cell and other like dirt
i was a big ubi fan back in the day
Like grenade cooking because streamers started whining
The invitational was enjoyable once
insert sam fisher learning about snake retiring cutscene
Aren't they still making an actual division 3
Like thats still division
I think thats going to be the closest thing to destiny players will be able to find
Division 123
Yeah but we aren’t getting D3 til probably
2 more years atleast
I was seeing 2029
Seeing as how goofysoft was planning to end the div2 story with Wony
But div2 has a lot of stuff in it to hold them ovrr
Also means that the ghost recon and metal gear solid universes are canon to eachother
And theres 2 raids and a dungeon there
I mean all the new shit we’re getting now is just testing
Like prototypes
Gauging community interest
I like how sam uses the force to levitate the guy several feet off the ground before throttling him lol
Dawg never skipped leg day
Sam is genuinely cracked physically
Its actually crazy how the game is kinda in a fucked up state because they made one final update and it was set for a soft EoS like destiny but the update was so successful it revived the game and management wanted it to continue
Dude just snaps necks with his legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlnh0KLVJJ0 top 10 sad anime moments
When you realise you're the last of your kind.
Them boys won't be riding no more. https://twitter.com/Layeyez/status/985276062740434949
I fucking hate this Keener storyline bro
Death meaning nothing in this series like CoD
inferno pistol mounted on a power fist.......
It was good in the first half then warlords ended and then they had to keep it going to buy time for div 3
So many retcons
Actualy thats a deathwatch terminator melta fist
So now right
Like 3 seperate characters have been brought back to life
Did you see the heroic thammer?
idid
Idk
Saber is now experimenting hard
A deathwatch termie powerfist i wouldve never expected
Ellis isn’t dead is he?
I know Sokolova is still alive
And McManus
@ivory marlin Oh ey
Wsg
I showed you the trading card section at Walmart here right
Yikes
Why gta treat like big deal history remarkable?
Because it kinda is a big deal
Rockstar has made just unholy amounts of money off five
Shark card
Of course
Being freedom doing something in game violently like metaverse
I mean gta is always been treated like the holy grail of gaming
And rockstar has always had this rep for making loved games
hi
Gamer abandoning cod?
Bigger than cod
Man
It did beat sale record making frontpage news being violent game and obscenity content
That politician use gta as buzzword
Ams that's from long time ago
The most depressing fact of gta 5 is how it pulled like 2.5 billion in shark cards in like a year and a half
Being cheapest purchase
Meanwhile the game was riddled with exploits that allowed you to be rich
If you just took 5 minutes to watch a simple tutorial
I'll never forget a guy take me play caiyo perico heist glitch save exploit
ey bar
It skip and speedrun a lot
Morning
They nerfed the farming of cayo
its 1 30
They want you to treat online like a second job if you want to have any fun with the new content
Thats fine
Which is why I fear for gta6
I watched youtuber talked about this
Long time they explaining and concluding gta is like second job or full time job
If you don’t have billions from previous exploits or from a cheater yeah
Modern gta isn’t fun at all really
It’s just looking at all the overpriced shit everyone has and realizing you’d have to spend tens of millions to enjoy one basic feature
I really wish there was a Quick Play Event Only option
I need skitarii NOW
Is like a toy
We buy thing after we work hard, we hold a materials and we get bored then throw away. Repeat cycle of suffering
and then immediately stopped again for somewhere in the range of 30 seconds to 10 minutes
Also got the edition with the season pass cause it was 70% off
Wives.
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Dead game discourse, is dead.
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melk-bucks in exchange for random loot
Also no
good for farming curios and not much else really
Dont waste resources on curios that arent maxed out
seems worth it. finally got a thing with a wounds on it so i can stay in the game longer
When you spend your melk-bucks, where do they go?
Dont use wound curios
oh you sweet summer child
wounds bad
but im trash and die a lot
Unless martyrdom zealot
on non martyrdom zealot builds
health or toughness are better for that
Literally any other curio type would help with that
but you can put health and toughness in this part
wounds only allow you to go down more and going down is a risk to your team
health or more toughness can stop a down entirely
You can but you can have even more health and toughness if your curio's main stat isn't wounds
im playing on like middle difficulty most people can get you up in the middle of fire and its fine
well yeah if you're playing casually then everything is fine
So what blessings are best on a relic sword
Youre better off getting better at the game so you dont go down as much in the first place
but if you're looking to do higherlevel stuff no wound curios please
is this viable?
That's pretty near optimal. Most everything that has mobility as a stat wants it low
Or collateral
what would a god roll look like?
You really shouldnt be thinking this hard on weapon stats this early in the game
60 on either mobility or collateral
But it really does not matter this early in the game
Leave it for when your char is lvl 30 at least
You would probably never be able to tell the difference between that one and a "perfect" roll in a actual match
Not probably actually. You will never notice 1% reload
am i still in early game ? 
Is collat still a dump with the new mark being a thing?I would have figured it would be helpful for AOE bolter stuff.
i have 2 that are and a a giant i spent 5 minutes in before i saw zealot had better cosmetics
Ye
Doesnt matter when the current character isnt level 30
That character is still in the early game
The tutorial even
what do you do once a character reaches level 30 ?
main reason i stopped playing is cuz i reach level 30 and dont know what else to do
Maxing out weapons and getting good
And penances
getting good at the game is the most fun part about it
skill expression in DT is one of the main reasons it's kept me around so long
Most folks that stick with the game do it for the inherent enjoyment of the combat loop.
Keep chasing the dragon in higher and higher diff
Get good
Do cool things
Get skilled at a variety od different things
Complete challenging difficulties
My homie pissing me tf off cos he's like lvl10 and spending 10mins between missions rolling for weapons like I fucking never shoulda told him about dump stats
Like "man it genuinely doesn't matter outside of highest tier play"
I just want to have it so I don't have to get it later
Man
So I learned something
Your skin can indeed become too soft
Your hands r soft brother
Try working a real job for once and you won't have that problem
I like good skin tho
If you work a fucked up job hard enough all the dirt and metal shavings sands your skin down and makes it perfect
Some bull
Its called exfoliating
No but genuinely years back I had some gross weird not quite warts across some of my fingers and it was resolved via putting up a few hundred meters of fencing, I think all the wire and steel dust abraded them right off and they never came back
See I thankfully never calloused my hands
But that means I gotta deal with shit like
Cutting my finger on a ice cube in the fridge
I don't really have any callouses anymore, but my palms used to be so thick they'd sometimes rip
I’m ngl
Ripping a callous clean off is top 5 worst experiences
I’m surprised I don’t have atleast
Some callous
I’ve worked various jobs
Worst one being glass fitting
I've got one on my wrist where my hand rests from using my pc
That's abt it tho lmao
Do you not have that little bracket thing with your keyboard
It's on my mouse hand
You don’t have the little hump thing?
You and that pad share something in common
Wild
Well yeah I don't got some fat calcium cannons unfortunately
I can get away without wearing a bra unlike a certain native here
Who happens to also be 5'6
And bald
Calcium cannons
Never
Communicate again
I wonder who that is
Some real Canadian milk bags
I forgot where
But I remember seeing someone say some shit like
People in the future digging up someone with breast implants
And the lil jelly things still intact after it’s just bones in the box
Yeah silicone doesn't really degrade
That mummy or whatever that was found with all his gold (including a solid gold cock cap)
The fuck
If it's blinged out she won't laugh at it
My tactic is to like dress it up in a funny little costume so when I pull it out and she laughs I can pretend she's laughing at the rainbow wig and little clown nose on it and not the size and strange shape
Meet WALL-E
hi wall e
Good cat name
Charcoal
You really make me question my choice of people I choose to talk to
Big fan of black cats and how when you look at them from the right angle they're completely bald around the ears
Talking with you feels more like I'm holding you hostage tbh 
Saying the stupidest shit with the muzzle of a .45 pressed to the small of your back
Most common thing people say on discord is I’m the most normie person they’ve met on here
You are like really normal
Not normie
Just normal
In a good way
Like you ain't one of them discordians and you can poke some fun
(Ur comebacks suck balls and ass tho)
Bruh I’m in a public discord dawg
It's cope bro it's cope
I’m not about to say heinous shit like that
Bro is setting me up
It ain’t even slurs
I dead ass just don’t wanna say some giga hurtful
Nah cause every corn ball is like
“You can’t hurt my feelings bruh”
Then when I do say some shit
Suddenly a mf in their feelings
And I’m the bad guy
Mate I'm parentless u can't say anything thatll affect me more than a father figure saying he's proud of me
I'm just gonna try to top it 
Like how I topped your father
Did they pass or did you not ever know them
Sorey
Nah I mean my bio dad left when I was like 6 or so, so I've got like maybe 3 vague memories
Parentless by choice atp
Step-dad in jail, mother is insufferable
Damn
I cant do anything with that
Nah I mean you can my mother is an insane antivax Christian and my step-dad is jailed for getting a little too handsy with several people
And my mother continues to defend him
Do whatever u want with that 
I was hoping to say "well I had sex with your mom last night" in the worst circumstance possible
I generally reply to that with "my condolences"
The digging with a shovel is always the most annoying part
Post-euphoria you mean
I think that's the brain tube speaking
Nuh uh
There's a spider or smth in it
My old man died bruv
Didn't ask
Wild
Even better
/unjerk if I hurt ur feelings u can just say so and I'll stop
/rejerk yeah and I took his rolex
Have you played the remake?
I played a lot of it until I literally broke the game with custom spells then got bored
I played it for 2hr until I realized it was ass
Mostly because it just ran like absolute dogwater
Half my time was spent trying to get it to run well
frog is eating
Part of the issue was lumen raytracing was enabled vy default
With no setting to disable it unless you went into the files and changed it yourself
I got through with the fighters guild quest line
Then got bored half way through the mages guild and never picked the game back up
Oh and the arena
Cause that will always be a memorable experience
it was fun to get op spells and buff my summons with speed and stuff
Glorious frostcrag spire
if you'd done the work to be able to create your own spells and used the kiosk after you'd had diseases for a while, that sapped your stats
I one shot everyone in the arena cuz of broken custom spells
you could craft spells that would damage stats on your enemies
why lower their health to 0 when you can lower their endurance to 0
damaging intelligence on casters was always comedy gold too
mannimarco havin to play slapticuffs with you cuz he can't cast another spell
I went the archer/summoner path
Steal an npcs clothes
Enchant them with a powerful drain stamina
Put them back
Watch as they collapse a couple seconds after putting their clothes on and literally never get back up without manual intervention
I did a spellsword build
Well yeah headass it don't got legs
Which was pretty nice until custom spells
Also I am once again pissed off that hard elder scrolls games are just unfun and anything lower is just mind-numbingly easy
Really cool setting for a tabletop tbh
Short swords have the same swing pattern as mk7 dclaw light spam
But of course, it doesn't matter because of all of the hits do the exact same amount of damage regardless of angle
I used wildcat for that in Skyrim tbh
Added Fallouts limb system
Which still isn't like
KCD or whatever level of detail
It's just so insane. How many games would be better if they took a lot of inspiration from tide
Me with Mordhau lol
It's never been fun it's either
don't be a stealth archer
suffer and eat 4 billion cheese wheels per fight
Or
be a stealth archer
most boring existence ever
All roads 🗣️
Stealth archer aiming is neat till you get fucked by Skyrim collison
Stealth knife is kinda fun
It's okay because you can just stand up and crouch again and they instantly forget you
Especially when you realize that the 1 second stealth from the sneak 100 node lets you get a backstab gib animation mid battle
Fuckass game
There's a really fucking fine line between
- upgrade node that feels fucking useless
- upgrade node that instantly makes you 3x stronger
And skyrim genuinely has a 50/50 mix
I think everyone should take a leaf from Enshrouded that talent tree is baller as fuck its so good nothing is useless and the strong nodes aren't stupid strong
Idk what it is about Circle With Me
yeah I only listen to breakcore on maximum volume nowadays
i only listen to siivagunner high quality rips nowadays
im actually not even joking ive been listening to them playing havocs this past week
the most autismpilled mix imaginable







