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mascboy?
"a guy"
I want chai tea
Flight attendant said mascs with straps r gonna drop from the ceiling
male
today missus introduced me wtf nugget is
@glossy nimbus fuck you
Nugget as in chicken or amputee
don't give her that she wants that
latter
Didnt introduce you
Yeah yeah yeah we all know you're into 400lb nuggets
Its not that hard
road work ahead?
uhm yea, I sure hope it does
40k has written worse
I still be hitting that every time I see roadworks
Yeah we ain't racist here
#1 tell
GET HIS ASS
Okay sorry missus is racist mb gang
oink oink
Didn't mean to misrepresent
she has, in fact, written worse
nuggets.
hmm. guess we need to fry a pig then

Isneed
BOTH of us actually
DELETE THIS
MOTHERFUCKER.
NOW
Ey isarael
whew
dont say that in public oh my god
How yall popping
im ok
ISRAEL IS RESTRICTING MY ACCESS TO HDG
How did you have that ready
mossad agent idk
isreal mentioned... im going elsewhere >.>
Prob some BL
I dont think mods like any memes israel related now unfortunately
Missus did you write some yuri or BL
yuri
FAR WORSE
and that too
Mods r plants
Straight splinter
trust me I know all the mods are Mossad agents
the affini are behind all of this
I just cant prove it yet
trust me broski

TRUST me bro
Chat should I start drawing yuri
yes
i request hadronxdukane
YURINATION
draw them kissing
Bdsm
cuddling
@acoustic dune i was told there would be cake
guys yuri doesnt HAVE to be so horny
draw them jumping off a bridge together because their parent don't allow them to be with each other and one of them is moving away
Juliet n juliet
why is he eating cake instead of babies
exactly
But both of them drank the fake poison
fakeass daemon
uhhhhh humor
he eats babies for breakfast
cake is like. desert after desert
one more thing me and him have in common
Erg I still need to finish the wendigoon
@acoustic dune did you ever-
oh
yeah i was gonna ask abt that
i need moar art of my plampt
I could read your plant rotten mind
Wendingo but goon
mhmmmm
my plampt
i want moar art of him too..
sometime
he's a deer now
I am never getting paid
Thanks now my mk ultra have been activated
Time to go touch some dilf
wtf
??????
thank youuuu
reeepost from art channel
indeed
omg
I’ve drawn something like that once
for what
Drawing website
u shuld draw more plampt
we sharing wips?
magma now? I was going to do my college work...
I haven’t finished drawing this plamt yet
I have a project to continue too...
She purdy
The weekends maybe
this ass is fatter actually but ignore that fact
YOU AINT RUNNING AWAY
I need to add more plamt ass?
You know this is probably loud as FUUUCK
POV: me catching you too draw yaoi
uhhh sure
Until someone suffocate
Like you have a maybe 9 foot tall Ogryn that probably weighs an entire ton of muscle and fat and he's slamming his full fucking weight on a single foot every time he takes a step
Oh I thought you meant the fart
That HAS to be loud
Just every step oggy farting
?????
Prob count as mustard gas
half the people in this channel deserve to get impregnated
we dont need to hear about your pregnancy kink lil bro
never change maincord
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Yeah aha
Not me right
Right?
barren as the desert what ought be your fate
dune
How to use the Crusher?
I keep using it and i still think its shit
Is there something i'm missing here?
Like a secret blessing mechanic or some bs
what are you running?
also make sure to use push attacks on elites
Fury + Blazing Peity?
run martyrdom
Push attacks? why
the push attacks are strong, especially if you hit heads
alright ima test it again on Auric High intense
Wait one more thing, what about the blessings?
are you using the special charge? O.o
it staggers everything the game that isnt a boss
Occasionally yes
slaught+skullcrusher
Tried it again and it felt meh. I could wack a bunch of ragers but it takes so long to kill even with the combos. RB is better
How does it take long for you??
Its literally just one extra hit to kill them
now to see if i want to do facebreaker titan facebreaker martial artist or facebreaker oracle
Ppl be using only 1 combo on crusher & forget it has a special & other combos smh

Also slaughterer

Literally
just
heavy one
and they are gone
press special attack
they are folded
it does not take long.
You dont even need to use heavy attack to fold a horde
funnily enough
the special has infinite cleave
but its generally best to heavy attack so the stagger AOE is distributed
Not to mention Skullcrusher, Thunderstrike & Thunderous synergy
Underrated & underused
It's not shit
But it's also not like. . . literally anything else that sacrifices crowd control for outright killing power
Antax, Chainsword, Chain Axe, Dueling Sword, etc all have far less CC ability and kill things faster, but the Crusher can keep a whole horde on the ground while you wail on them
Is Thrust blessing charge time affected by attack speed? Kinda how you can get heavies a bit faster with higher attack speed
Chain axe 4 is kinda almost a cc weapon too tbh
The heavies feel like a club
Assault chainsword is a joke idk
I'm convinced there's a thompson/mp40-like problem happening with the Chainsword that causes its stigma.
how
By no means as speccable or busted as class metas but it's a robust weapon that consistently gets a worse reception than what would make sense for its performance. Given it has moments that make it still feel like a club I'd assume that has a part.
thrust isn't affected by attack speed
that why it kinda bad
Fully charging it on ds seems kinda fast, that's why I asked
Depends on the combo used, Chainsword's main thing is anti-crowd and the cleave heavies pull a lot of weight. iirc the XIIIg is statistically better on average but the IV has more swag.
SKULL IS TOMORROW???
Female ogryn inbound.
@quiet gull
mpreg is fool
he is speaking hereshy
aeldari corsair tomorrow!
aeldari femboy
Ni such thing
Hey does anyone have the “powder that makes you say skiitari tomorrow” meme
ork can make their technology work because they believe it to existence
If the whole aeldari are femboy
why can't i
There's no femboy
Skiitari femboys there will be skiitari femboys
Mmrphhh
yes?
Look the comment uptop that
What about female ogryns
Sound like hereshy
Stastistically
Key word; in practice Mk IV performs better both vs crowds and singles
I wish Mk XIIIg had same short rev like Mk XII chainaxe has on lights in comparrison to Mk IV chainaxe… would have been much better
Did he really say all that?
literally me
DIE
the 👀 be drifting
dat aint no dog
Zealot chat users, send best gifs
I read that in Maul’s voice
kiwi
Saving this, thank you
i am at the 3/4 of the movie
aand it jsut clicked
Oh!
i just watch evangelion
Saving gifs like these knowing damn well I will probably only get one good use out of tops
sadly here i watch the film
I know 😔, but you can always just send them whenever chat’s dying with no context or anything!
its a shit quality
Iron Lung?
Because some people say the rock looks like a chicken nugget
the video
Oh okay, fair
i couldnt find anywhere to watch in good quality
I thought you were calling the movie shit quality 😭
That’s unfortunate 😔
The visuals were pretty good and all
o no its great
the film itself is great
whaats not great is i cant find it
digitally
Bring a gun
I saw one of those and all of those comments were shit like "Breathe when he puts it in"
shiv
GET OUT OF MY SKIN
but its warm
you think someone made a tyranid fursiot yet?
sigh.
Blud is gonna watch his soul leave his body in real time
Hmm, maybe all life isnt sacred
yeah.. mine is blessed
What a stupid question.
Of course they did
Who the fuck wouldn't
the tyranids
I mean is it really a fursuit if tyranids don't have-
what is this diddy blud doing..
good
omg the space marine got thaat damn csgo liquid cosmetic
Furries
Scalies
It's all the same thing

-# actually do they have scales
I thought tyranids were mostly just chitin and skin
like some fucked up crab thing
Just some big roaches
diddyblud knify
What is blud doing with the calculator
is blud Epstein?
whats with this sassy stance
but also holy shit that armor looks so cool
u realise tyrannids would absorb it, and then start firing super raid back at the imperium
dont they adapt to this?
this is BULLSHIT
ew ai slop
No AI
Alice in wonderland mentioned tho 
I prefer my slop MAN MADE
i prefer qualityslop
you only like it cuz it's good
it makes you wonder how much worse this land can get
You gotta rewatch it.
That’s the wonder part
that hare looks absolutely zonked
That’s the point
They all high as balls.
No it was America only book n it was never published in media
i ocean
i so pale
Holy reference batman
fih!
dih!
now you see
its a blade that phases through xenos
hense xenophase blade
so true bestie
what wwaas it?
I typed “warframe f” into google and it was the first result
fellow bone saw enjoyer
I loooooooove the bonesaw
it's my favourite hive scummer weapon
Same
some people complain about the cleave but i think it's appropriate for the serrated sword to not cleave too well, and it's serviceable.
my only complaint at this time is that it could swap between the brittleness and chem poison coatings a little faster so it's easier to find breathing room
Yeah
to like swap them. bc i usually just use chem the whole time
wait a minute this is zealot chat
mk x relic blade 
I stick on chem most of the time unless its a crusher
yeah. i mean thankfully with the crusher reduction there's usually more breathing room. they spawned way too much before it was rough if you stuck to off-meta stuff like i did
And i highkey don’t mind the cleave cuz im on rampage
Its very hard to notice when im in rampage 90% of the time
they are a penal legion
i use mine with desperado brauto (the only truly good brauto build atp bc that thing needs BUFFS)
we got a full character concept for their quartermaster
i sea
she looks cool has a funny claw arm
i thought she was just fanart
nah
death world looks absolutely peak tho
Rampage dependency with a attack speed stimm is where its at for me
fair that sounds pretty fun. i imagine bosses don't last very long
Yeah no not really lol
i thought this waas cybertron or smth
State of play on june 2
Teefers
No
Hes just stupid i think
State of play is zzzzz tho
scp scrambler
Summer games fest is where the actual heavy hitters are
Anything worth while you thinks gonna happen?
Nothing interresting to me
And neither are future games
Considering they arent coming to pc
Ah fair
state of play is officialy zzzzzz for me since they aint porting anything to pc
im not buying a playstation so rip in piss bozo
I saw somewhere that gta6 is gonna be 300 gb and i aint nevah lost interest in smth faster
anything u read about gta is probably false
Fair
we lose a total of 1 games so nothing important
Watch it be an infamous remake
bloodborne on pc
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this is a fan favorite
Should i go facebreaker titan

Or martial artist?
we don't have a video on martial artist yet
I wanna have an easy time
And if something hard comes along ill scream and yell for you

"BLAB HELP ME WITH ARBITER OF ASH PLOX"
no clue what the challenges are gonna be like
Hopefully not too bad
this is the first league with challenges after all
getting the full armor set in poe1 usually just takes time
but that's 36/40
Any hard stuff like pinnacle bosses?
and we need 8/8 for the armor
well idk how they're doing the challenges so
in poe1 you can skip 4 challenges, like ones that take too long or require pinnacles
but we don't have that luxury
Like grinding out full ascendancy?
that's pretty free
Inb4 the challenges are kill every pinnacle boss
Should be managable
(I havent played the game since 0.1)
if i had to guess one of them could be maxing out the atlas ascendancies
kill 8 morbillion pinnacle bosses
🗣️ 500 arbiters
Clear 18 temples!
im not making any plans until the poe 0.5 patch notes actually get released
i have a basic idea to play a titan of some kind but it could change depending on what kind of changes happen to skills/ascendancies in the actual patch notes
rogue core in 2 hours
I did monk for 0.1 and spent like 15 minutes or 20 on jamanra

pay 20 bucks to reduce screen clutter of 1 skill
yeah cosmetic price is questionable for sure
my knowledge on poe is like nothing
but i know i should dismantle + items and socket ones
inb4 blab watches me fumble the arbiter of ash fire circles and line phase 20 times
i think if you want to fully learn poe 2 warrior is technically the best to do it due to having to use more mechanics than other classes
mainly gearing up for warrior
if you play slowly you don't really need to learn how to craft or how to min max your grind since people will be selling their old gear for super cheap
it's ok man the true hell is the trial of sekhemas without movespeed buffs/travel abilities
it's the peak way of farming whales
if people are paying 20 bucks for a shark pet why wouldn't you sell it
I myself am guilty of spending some cash on those cosmetics
yeah i played monk and bounced off at the start of act 3
when is the new season starting
My mans got that valley girl playlist
may 29
can't wait bro I need some poe2 injected into my veins
gothic 1 remake is coming out in 5 of june too
i think hitting a wall at act 3 or taking quite a while to get through it isn't too uncommon for new players
I think you aren't alone, lotsa people will be playing that
about the 100+ runes
do I start with lightning arrow ranger for the fifth season straight
I hate season starts
spiritwalker
season starts are always ultra volatile so honestly just play whatever is fun instead of playing a currency farming character in the first week and trying to slug out a second and third character
i dont have the endurance these days to make too many characters in one league anymore
the problem is, if you don't fastfarm and get some early basic wealth the economic collapse happens faster than your employed ass can catch up to
just get a mirror drop bro its that easy bro trust me bro
there's plenty of ways around this, and it depends on the league, last league was kind of tragic but in general 1-2 weeks later you can buy gear that can beat all content for like 20 exalts each
we'll have to see what happens this league but usually the way to circumvent it a bit is to sell "shovels"
the things people need to run their juiced content
i know that magebreaker and mirrors are worth alot
and uhh
necklaces
the saphire ones
grey specifically because of their rolls
I was doing sekhema builds for ascendancy farming to get quick bucks from people wanting to skip ascendancy points
It's been my go to consistent strat for a while but you have too much competition
people don't always pay but you get paid 4/5 times
wait you rent out your services?
yes
I carry people through sekhema for divs
scammers are why i don't carry
cause i saw a LOT of divines carry in global chat
cba having to deal with those guys
youll carry me for free pookie <3

i usually do that every league
@chrome wave an ssf guy in one of my servers dropped this
yeah they do exist but it is ok
my prices are generally set with 1 out of 5 dudes scamming in mind
but
doesnt that do nothing?
read the pink line
it gives bonuses of unallocated notables
notice how it only says small passives do nothing
no in the jewel's radius
in the radius of the jewel
depends
depends on what you're playing 
this cluster is really nice for hp + frenzy + crit + accuracy
i did do some minor buildcrafting for a chaos hexmonk but i quickly found out that acolyte of chayula was straight up bad
acolyte of chayula was so tragic if its what you played on 0.1
i did elementalist monk ascendancy one
health,mana,recoup,charges
then decided that i genuinely wanted to kill myself because of the honor mechanic
i actually played chayula during 0.1
and wh

yeah everyone hates that they HAVE to do the trial
it was already so unpopular in poe1 not sure why they decided to make it mandatory in 2
i saw a massive amount of criticism towards it
basically the same but different bosses
more rare killing
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if you like sanctum you'll like sekhemas
sekhemas is 50x more humanely designed than sanctum but its still kinda cringe that you have to do it
imagine being a warrior and having to do the trial
when your entire thing is facetanking
https://x.com/WarhorseStudios/status/2057008469920624696?s=20 hold up, there could be something good
im
warrior thankfully has access to nuclear damage when setup well so you can just one shot the bosses in sekhemas
neutral on it
that's better now with ele res applying to armor
we need more middle earth games mate
true dat
and yea people still sleep on warrior
the battlefield middle earth was a funny concept
but war horse hasnt been doing great things
there's a buff against honor damage taken the closer you are iirc
is it still a terrible time for offmeta/untested melee? yes
also honor enemies were quite hard
but i mightve also had the worst build imaginable
not DnD
pass
🗣️
i wonder if they'll end up adding a 3rd way to get ascendancies
i combined contagion with enfeeble
the new Divinity
so true
3 trillion more unnecesarry sex scenes
and retconning lore
fym uncessessary
thats why I love BG3
shit aboujt to peak
the sex is good yo
we about to have lizardman and human sex
give me lizard sex please 🗣️
its so real when you can bang the elf lady while on a beach yo
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Music Credits...
butter it
holy
dude if they have the same kind of combat that they had in kcd2 for the tolkien rpg
that could be heat
They pugged a horse plushie

embracer group
😔
that explain why they're replacing their localization team with ai
Embracer fucked so many studios after the saudi deal didnt go through
the boys finale was ||alright at first then i remembered what we had in season 3 and i became bitter||
@lunar fable



Should I call in sick.......
Nah that's not my style
@heady rapids
heck yeah.
real
Dont worry
Amazon is adapting crossed so that will be even worse
thank you Jeff Bezos!!!!
I kept watching clips on twitter and looks funny
As someone who has not watched the show at all
the ||elon musk|| bit was pretty good
oh yeah lmao ||it's meant to be musk. homelander flies him up to space and leaves him there||
All I have
Cant believe i have that homelander is based
Get more
@misty nova
I dont get why they adapted a garth ennis comic
i think is more of people accepting the show just being a satire of modern america
then adpation from the actual show
Well the earlier seasons tried to be serious
I'm not in the touhou fandom
So I don't fully get it
arachnid alert
Seeing the golden statue bit was kinda unreal
Life imitates art
And yada yada
What a lovely little fellow
Foul creature
Both the characters in the left and middle are shikigami
that haoppens when you get a huge success
you
The boys actualy struggled trying to make satire
Because trump did outlandish things
(The boys never makes fun of israel)
Like the golden statue….
Yarp
Like a week before that episode released
is that............ dead space?
3
3
The ketamine in the alpines game was fun
unfortunately isaac is dead again
Did you actualy walk in rain?
You sure your home isn’t packed with asbestos or some shit
it rained for like 10 mins at 2 am
bone dry outside
naur
might be something else prob bullshit with MS and nerves it's whatever
pissed off !
i rewatched the Lorax today for some ungodly reason
aaand then listened to Biggering like 4 times over
Stupid funny movie for no reason
it feels like a massive shitpost
unreal movie
the tumblr sexy man
Did you saw that one car commercial for the Lorax
yes
#arcraiders #arcraidersgame #arcraidersgameplay #arcraidersclips #burntpeanut #theburntpeanut #ninja #twitch #stream #memes #gaming #news #arc #stellamontis #pvp #pve
the one where they basically shoot themselves in the foot with the anti-corpo message?
yeah.
hypocricy is funny
7 minutes
nine actually
5
4
3
2
so 2 bestie
I love making funny gifs
Quoting zleeb (@zleeeb)
︀
Thers kindness on this moon 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 #subnautica2
🗣️ 1 MINUTE!!!
the core has been rogued
It's out
original video is a YouTuber named "Supes" playing spiderman 2 (part 1)
Only 4gb

Clicked play
original video is a YouTuber named "Supes" playing spiderman 2 (part 1)
It's loading
cue the video above
shrug
oh hey trench face

Mates
Chat I'm coping hard again
i wipe my ass and i slap my nuts
The intro scene is so peak wtf
I think this means we're not getting it again
Every time I cope it never happens, yet I keep coping
new gun 
POP THAT LOOTBUG
https://x.com/GTAVInewz/status/2057114211151454365?s=20 this shit would have been funny if it happens
I love that they made the dwarves faces more expressive
They move their eyes and blink
Can you cough with x
lmfao when it dropped one of my friend who was interested just dm'd me "30"
YES!
Nice
yes
The coughs are still from DRG
And some voices are just reused
that's not bosco...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu6FyQsTYHM this music though?
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DEEP ROCK GALACTIC: ROGUE CORE is a 1-4 player co-op FPS action roguelike feat...
Holy shit they cooked so hard with the OST
There's a gym
im getting on rn
started selling Items that I'll never use on the market to hopefully be able to buy mechanicus 2...
holy toilets
when's ur bdday agai
Holy moly
The jokebox still goes hard
on release
I mean if you wish big dog that'd be awesome
Oh man
you should buy me death stranding 2 big mans
I was saving to buy DS2 but I realized my PC would explode
so I bought subnautica 2
dont you know how optimized the decima engine is?
yeah but my PC is like evil and shit
i still haven't played ds1
evil ass pc ngl
played it
good game
but you need to get over a wall
Oh so this is the image they made the ai dance to
It's like seeing the Monalisa
I played darktide for the first time in a while a couple days ago and got hit with this
lmao
FUCK
your gun had a spasm
I agreed to buy a gladiator frame today
Mogged
Veteran PTSD
deserved for using falchion
I still don't like it
I keep trying to get use to the combo and switching it
I just don't like it
I want to like falchion
true!
It’s just mid
I rather use chord, PS, or fucking shovel man
yes
https://youtu.be/Iyc1flr-2Z8?si=YzA7FMSPSGIdQZ73 @narrow mauve
In this video... I don't know... casualties?
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Higui discovers free will
do ou like wa things g hurt
Omg you doing workout gets you points to buy beer
yeah. ik
I have free will
It just likes money

So I can buy games I want
You get 5 each punch at the punching bag
what about games you dont want
the west is flourishing
honestly quite incredible
mr moneybags over here
what about games i want
Teammate’s name nearly took me out
Thought you actually played with THE wildcat
Cycling through darktide, rogue core, Helldivers 2 and drg
exani-ma balls
I guess my single player games arc is over for now
2 fucking years
holy shit
what funny game is this
was viral a few years ago
general sam was playing it
yknow the arpg where your character had full pysics
so you flopped all over the place
Do we know if rogue core is actually good yet?
Vs just getting glazed by DRG diehards that is
i prefer loyal perimeter
i played it in cbt and it was ok
I’m watching Russians play it
Cock and ball torture?
Gotta lotta stuff to do in the social hub area
close beta test but close enough
The one critical review on steam in English so far says they're a hard timer limiting mission length and I suspect that's gonna be an issue for the one guy I know that's really looking forward to the game lol
yeah it rly expects you to be quick
it has been good for a while from latest playtests
the first playtest was kinda mixed
but over time they did managed to improve
new hela skin makes me go gulp
Depending on the game they an the same thing
Yo maybe RC is actually interesting.
The people who wanted to lick the walls for every point of ore annoyed me to no end
you have to do that here even more
Gold is pointless generally
Lmao
Please it's been ten minutes and you have made maybe a hundred credits
whole ass new resource
It’ll matter even more then
Yeah gold is a scam
every mission is morkite
Only things u peel off the walls are nitra morkite and that other side objective one
dont you mean expenite
I don't mind having to mine at all. I actually really enjoy it when the whole team is being efficient
@plush estuary corrosive ac
yeah then you'll be fine
And a time limit will force that
Horrifying
gock translate me this
mf just skipped time
built different
why do I deal so little damage with knife shroudfield
I am like 100-300k damage behind
how do I be better
hit backstabs
You should be in the room 5 minutes before them
I don't want to stick away from the team


yes sir




