zealot-class

[frozen kernel]

The game is bipolar with how it expects you to treat Johnny versus how you actually interact with him

Oh hey knify wtf

[sterile stone]

coughdarktidecough

[heady rapids]

yeah its me knify

[frozen kernel]

You have been known to not burn the kitchen down with your smut

Continue

[heady rapids]

johnny is also a fun char in pl btw and i say that as the biggest silverhand hater

[frozen kernel]

To elaborate on the Johnny thing, the game kind of expects you to hate him on princple when in reality most people are going to be nice to Keanu when he doesn't fuck them over

[heady rapids]

the writing is overall just better

[frozen kernel]

The only time Johnny actually fucks you over

[deft badge]

PL makes Johnny worth interacting with

[frozen kernel]

Is when he takes your body out and gets a tattoo

[void bison]

cyberpunk should've had kevin as a playable character with blackwall hacks

[frozen kernel]

He never overrides your dialogue options, he never ruins any of your reputation with anyone, he doesn't have any effect on gameplay

But the story keeps going "WE GOTTA GET HIM OUT HE'S RUINING US"

[wheat matrix]

well it's not johnny specifically

[sterile stone]

He gives you terminal brain cancer

[wraith halo]

I think 2077 had a lot to say about living in a world that's fucked with no chance of fundamental change. I enjoyed the way your physical condition is equated to not only the philosophy of night city and being an edgerunner but also to the decay of the world itself.

[wheat matrix]

it's the artifiact

[frozen kernel]

Im sidequesting for the cyberpsycho investigator lady I dont give a fuck about Silverhand

[sterile stone]

That’s kinda the plot

[frozen kernel]

So?

[wheat matrix]

it's just johnny that's on the engram

[sterile stone]

Doing what you can to get rid of nuclear waste fucking what’s left of your body up

[frozen kernel]

Fallout 1 said your water chip is going bad

[wheat matrix]

it's not to do with him specifically

[frozen kernel]

If you fuck around long enough

They die

[heady rapids]

fuck off ciri im playing gwent

[frozen kernel]

Game Over

You have to fuck around a LONG time

[wheat matrix]

games are built for the lowest common denominator nowdays though

[frozen kernel]

But it happens, there is a proverbial axe hanging over your head

2077 doesn't really sell that threat well at all

[sterile stone]

[frozen kernel]

So it feels like the story cares a lot more about the chip than you do

It never convinces you to give a shit about it

[wraith halo]

Tbf if a game did that nowadays a bunch of whiny people would take to Twitter and throw a shit fit. The water chip in fo1 is a product of its time imo

[frozen kernel]

I'm not a father, but seeing how Geralt felt about Ciri made me want to find her

It made me want to see him being a good role model

[wheat matrix]

I mean I think the plotline is shit because there's no real time constraints

[sterile stone]

Dead rising had mechanics like that aswell

[wheat matrix]

if it was a linear game

it'd be fine

but it's not

[heady rapids]

if i wanted time constraints id play persona

and i fucking hate persona

[wheat matrix]

yeah i mean

[heady rapids]

so no thanks

[wheat matrix]

that's it

[wraith halo]

Yeah, I gotta agree

[wheat matrix]

they didn't handle the time contraint idea well

[misty nova]

Sorry mate

[void bison]

I wish I liked gwent so my Geralt could be more deadbeat and focused on cards

[misty nova]

You're on your last legs

Hell in borrowed time

[wraith halo]

The writers wouldn't have been able to tell the story they wanted to with such a constraint imo, there's just too much to experience and say

[frozen kernel]

Pondsmith went out of his way to be like "NO GUYS PLEASE THE VOODOO BOYS ARE NOT RACIST THEY'RE RICH IN HAITIAN CULTURE" just for their inclusion in the game to culminate in "These are a bunch of backstabbing snakes that even the main gang (who you never even meet) hate and want nothing to do with"

[void bison]

my last moment with the baron before he killed himself was almost asking him to play gwent lmao

[misty nova]

Oh nope
No actual mechanic to show you that

[frozen kernel]

2077 just missed the mark on so many of its messages

[wheat matrix]

yep, that's excactly it

[heady rapids]

also them expecting you to like whats his name

the prologue dud? who dies

[wheat matrix]

also Jack's death was... incredibly predictable

it's a shame

[heady rapids]

whats his name

[wheat matrix]

but fuck if i couldnt see it coming from a mile away

[frozen kernel]

Jackie's death was spoiled in the trailer lmao

[wraith halo]

Jackie Welles.

[heady rapids]

jackie

yeah

[wheat matrix]

LOL

[wraith halo]

[heady rapids]

u get a cool montage

[wheat matrix]

yeah

[frozen kernel]

Montage that you dont get to play

[heady rapids]

hey he's your best friend

[wheat matrix]

the montage was so dogshit

[heady rapids]

dead 30m later

[sterile stone]

They’re a death cult

[heady rapids]

dont care

[wheat matrix]

I liked jackie

but like

[wraith halo]

nods with a smile

[wheat matrix]

you only get to see him for like

idk, 30 mins?

tiny time

[heady rapids]

oh well there's a cool scene if the corpos get his body and turn him into an ai

but that's it

[frozen kernel]

oh but wait if you pick specific dialogue options you can meet his ghost later ooooowwoooww

(it's not him but you know, soulkiller)

[wheat matrix]

yeah his death meant nothing to me

[sterile stone]

Which is fucking funny right cause Jackie was all over the promo for the game before launch

[wheat matrix]

because i hadn't been given a chance to care

I totally could've cared

I liked the concept

[heady rapids]

nah dude you saw the montage cmon

[wraith halo]

I liked the VDBs. I was honestly expecting them to be some sort of good guy resistance group. But they're not, they're just as amoral and goal oriented as to exclude the rest of the world and it's done so well you almost have to respect it

I leave them alive every time

[heady rapids]

i hate them sm it's unreal lmao

[wraith halo]

They're a good unlikable

[frozen kernel]

Jackie could've been our rival character. If you went Nomad, he went Corpo. If you went street kid, he went street kid, etc.

[heady rapids]

they're stupid as shit

i always take them out

[stuck robin]

cyberpunk is my fav game :3

[heady rapids]

the pl vdbs are better

[wheat matrix]

the VDB's in base are pretty stupid yep

[heady rapids]

the pacifica ones are stupid as shit and they deserve what they get

[frozen kernel]

They're literally an exiled offshoot of the real Voodoo Boys

[void bison]

cmon Chica cabrone let's go show those pendejos whats for but first things first I am hungry

[frozen kernel]

They're the brotherhood outcasts

[sterile stone]

Based large Hispanic man

[wheat matrix]

really?

[wraith halo]

That's kind of the whole point of them. Their spirituality and motives leave them blind to the world they're trying to create

[wheat matrix]

oh

you ruined it

[sterile stone]

Auto correct has a mind of its own

[heady rapids]

was* the point of them

[frozen kernel]

It was just stupid to soapbox about representation just to have them get no actual substance to their faction at all and existy solely to stab you in the back

[heady rapids]

they gone .....

[frozen kernel]

Or you can sell them out to the govt (white man)

[heady rapids]

no mo...

[frozen kernel]

And it's actually the right thing to do

Wild messaging

[heady rapids]

he's the coolest char in the game lowk

[sterile stone]

Ngl it would been nice to actually fucking experience what V and Jackie were doing during the cutscenes

[frozen kernel]

The random netwatch guy?

or Placeid?

[wraith halo]

They definitely could have done MORE with the VDBs. I hope they and netwatch get more focus alongside the ai/blackwall story in Orion

[heady rapids]

yueah the netwatch guy, his lore goes deeper

let me look it up rq

[void bison]

adam smasher should've been like the Darth Vader in fallen order

[wheat matrix]

if the heist had happened nearer the end of the game

and had started a like

point of no return sequence or something

it could've worked

fuck, if the heist had happened halfway through the game

[heady rapids]

like just look at his drip

[frozen kernel]

Heist should've been going from Act 2 to Act 3 yeah

[wheat matrix]

it could've worked

yeah

[wraith halo]

The heist is basically the end of the games prologue

[heady rapids]

god damn dude

[wraith halo]

It's an incredibly weird decision

[wheat matrix]

that's exactly what it is, and it shouldn't be

[frosty herald]

Netwatch agent

[wheat matrix]

if it had been later in the gmae

jackie dying would've mattered

[sterile stone]

Dystopian news reporter looking ass

All hail Skynet looking ass

[wraith halo]

I honestly wonder if the game might have been better with a cold open of you driving up to the hotel to do the heist and getting flashbacks mixed into the cyberspace/alt scenes

[drowsy steppe]

oo wassup

[sterile stone]

Did they change the look of Mirage?

[void bison]

so cyberpsycho he got rid of his nipples

[heady rapids]

real

cant have nipples while on duty

[wheat matrix]

that could work I guess?

[wraith halo]

He's probably got nothing under the trou either. Purely dedicated to the job.

[wheat matrix]

smasher?

[drowsy steppe]

mirage deadlock? No they havent updated his model yet. It needs polishing over a complete redesign

[void bison]

magnetically attached nipples, when work is done he puts 6 of them on

[wraith halo]

Netwatch guy

[wheat matrix]

oh

[wraith halo]

.

[deft badge]

I'm ngl I don't think act 1 in its current state adds much to the game

[wheat matrix]

it doesn't

[deft badge]

If you do it pre hotel you miss Johnny dialogue

[wraith halo]

Idk he just strikes me as very asexual and married to his work

[deft badge]

So yeah maybe it would be better with flashbacks

[sterile stone]

Ah word, he just seemed different with the portrait change

[void bison]

I'm gl I think act 1 in its current state adds much to the game

[wheat matrix]

the entire issue is the heist would be better served later on

they could've had the game have like

the impact johnny had had

show like, old news footage of arasaka tower going boom and things

[hexed igloo]

Someone's tryna defend modern art to me like "no actually the unmade bed that represents depression is deep you just aren't rhe target audience" it's tax fraud man

[wheat matrix]

so when u meet him, u know what ur meeting

[deft badge]

I mean a real act 1 would've been sick

[wheat matrix]

yep

[deft badge]

Imagine having Jackie for all of it

Then he gets ripped away and replaced by Johnny who is good for nothing lol

[sterile stone]

Aye ask them would they like to buy a pile of unwashed laundry

The theme is poverty and the inability to achieve without funding

Very deep

[void bison]

replaying Witcher 3 makes me hope for more ambiguous quest lines in cyberpunk 2

[hexed igloo]

This is a crusty sock it's representative of all the lives lost to birth control

[sterile stone]

I remember the guy who made 50k selling that stupid fucking banana taped to a blank canvas

[hexed igloo]

I want to press my thumbs into his eyes

I miss when art was deranged genuinely fucking insane schizophrenics painting gods eating their son and the like

Like yk that psych ward art you sometimes see that was just some insane individual with paper and crayons? That's sick

[sterile stone]

Best we can do now is a half eaten hot dog and a empty lays bag

[frozen kernel]

I miss when art used to have multiple interpretations instead of us all carrying the trauma from English class of having there be ONE meaning and if u dont get it ur a chud

[void bison]

I think art should be illegal and artists should be fed to the mulcher

[wheat matrix]

I love when I could read a book and enjoy it rather than analyse every single random paragraph

[wheat matrix]

it should be ai art only

[placid fiber]

Man the recon lasgun is so accurate when you are adsing it... too bad there are better options for zealot to take :/

[frozen kernel]

"this isn't for you"

No I'm just saying that a 7 day indie challenge game about operating a microwave isn't exactly the deepest representation of The Human Condition just because some Youtuber made a 3 hour video about it

[hexed igloo]

Writing prompts is so tiring and annoying tho can't someone like write an ai that can generate prompts

[frozen kernel]

I used to have a buddy who I'd roast for "writing for the writer"

[placid fiber]

This thing has 45% stability and when I ads it... it still has extremely good accuracy :/

[frozen kernel]

Because he could derrive artistic meaning from a pavement stone covered in dogshit

[void bison]

im designing a system that creates prompts based off of blinks and inventing a machine that blinks for you without manual input

[wheat matrix]

metaphor for society

[hexed igloo]

We do live in one

[frozen kernel]

I'd say just because the developer failed to adequately convey their message through the media doesn't mean you have to bear the burden of deciphering what it even was

Sometimes the author just kind of got lost

[placid fiber]

Meanwhile as soon as I stop adsing thing thing has worse accuracy than the gorgon twin linked stubber...

[frozen kernel]

It happens, it's not the worst thing to happen to anyone lol

[frozen kernel]

I tried meathead gungryn a few weeks ago and I just felt like a MENACE

[void bison]

The worst thing thats ever happened to anyone in human history was when I went to eat Mexican food and they had just closed

[placid fiber]

I was bored so I took a marty with a side of crit build(with the taxe) to a lower difficulty run for the lulz

It felt like heresy

because it was

No one can convince me that this isn't heresy

I forgot to push attack a lot, so sadly desperation got very meager use that run

[frozen kernel]

I just cant play ogryn without thinking "I could be doing so much more with so much less right now on any other class"

But it is silly fun

[placid fiber]

Meanwhile I think: "I can kill this daemonhost with my achlys twin linked stubber for the lulz"

[hexed igloo]

It's the best thing ever to just throw rock

[placid fiber]

Yeah, throwing the rock is fun

"Fuck u in particular"

[hexed igloo]

My personal favorite is evaporating a mutants head with the cinderblock mid-charge

Fatshark PLEASE make the rock knock mfs out of their shoes

[frozen kernel]

Rock beats Mutie and creates dopamine EVERY time

[hexed igloo]

Like you hit the rock and their gun gets left behind rn and it's funny as fuck

But please have their shoes be left behind too

[frozen kernel]

Need Chivalry projectile cam on rock

Please

[placid fiber]

That's how I used arby nades on arby, fucking over specials on demand and creating space. And with a couple damage buffs you can still 1 shot damnation muties with it

[frozen kernel]

Fatshark

[frozen kernel]

I love using BTL on Arby when I see a mutant going for my squishies

[full nebula]

that door is bugged again

[frozen kernel]

Sometimes they get snatched just in time for me to slam into them like "OI YOU PUT THAT PSYKER DOWN"

[full nebula]

bursters can aggro and wait for you during the cutscene

[hexed igloo]

Btl is so comical on its sheer strength and cd

[frozen kernel]

Yeah it's hilarious lmao

I remember dark communion's launch when we'd get sniped AND bombed in there

[frozen kernel]

Arbites is unironically my "this event is too much carapace and Im tired" class

[hexed igloo]

Old reliable

[frozen kernel]

I just BTL and either Arby maul or Shmield for slowly assured victory

[hexed igloo]

The standard maul goes crazy tho

[frozen kernel]

Ive seen its magic on bosses ye

I shyed away from the Arby maul for a while because it was so skronk

It had that DS aura

Recently Ive been using Arby maul + autopistol with Nuncio on a second char and having a blast

[hexed igloo]

It's like you can genuinely wade through a mixed horde by just holding w and spamming pa

[obtuse stirrup]

If you want a fun time try bolter 3 arbitrator

[frozen kernel]

Fatmangus gave me an appreciation for the other bolter mark

On paper I was like "ew less damage but more AOE, why would I want that?"

Using it, you understand immediately

It's so stupid fun god damn

[obtuse stirrup]

Forceful Castigator gets a bunch of strength buffs too

With arbites vigilant

[frozen kernel]

Actually effective without being ludicrously OP, my favorite

[obtuse stirrup]

So it suddenly gets strong enough to still 1 shot anything it needs to

[frozen kernel]

(Im ignoring how silly strong Arby is as a class let alone any particular setup)

[obtuse stirrup]

Plus single shot capable hipfire is nice

[frozen kernel]

(It's better for my ego this way)

Im starting to get a rhythm with the autopistol where I know roughly how many shots I need to kill certain enemies at certain ranges

[drowsy steppe]

@sterile stone GILF Geist

[frozen kernel]

So to save ammo I'll weaken them enough so the dog pounce just insta-kills them

[hexed igloo]

I prefer the more direct dmg cos it's really just a "oh shit carapace" magdump

But I have since started using the flamer and man I'm just not putting that shit on the shelf

One mag to bbq 4 bulwark and all the mixed horde around them?

[placid fiber]

I got the good old original terrible player outfit on my zelly... cause gold maskes used to be a sign of horrible zealots lol

[tulip gulch]

pair of balls

[frozen kernel]

Oh I need CVS receipt zealot bad

[glossy nimbus]

Gold is held by those who do not struggle

Only the true faithful squander

or whatever

[frozen kernel]

I slept on that torso because I was showing solidarity with my wallet during the whole "you gave us a cash shop but this grind is soulless" debacle around launch

Then the Kriegslop came

https://tenor.com/view/guy-slamming-card-on-table-gif-21126320

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/speddoru-speedo-sausage-phoenix-wright-miles-edgeworth-ace-attorney-gif-26041381

Why granny packing a fatty

[frozen kernel]

To be fair it had similar hands with the bandages as opposed to parchment scrolls

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-geiru-clown-sexy-gif-17017884

[frozen kernel]

And since it's an FPS I'm have to be a slut for good hands

[glossy nimbus]

I want her to pop me like a balloon

[frozen kernel]

This character briefly destroyed the internet

Good times

[glossy nimbus]

This character give me wholesome interests

[tulip gulch]

wait she actually has fucking jiggle physics

yeah no i can actually see why she got the reputation

[drowsy steppe]

and a thigh high

[glossy nimbus]

her boobs are also fake

I think shes flat

idk

I do live me some pancakes sooo

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-sad-tears-oh-my-gif-13842424

[placid fiber]

Anyone need a flamer? It's funny to me cause burn caps at 76% anyway, so it's basically a perfect roll and melk has it

[misty nova]

Melk builds worst flamer ever

Asked to leave the mourningstar

[placid fiber]

Usually burn or cloud radius is dumped from melk flamers, yeah

[obtuse stirrup]

Yeah I definitely think Zealot prefers the mark 2 generally

[hexed igloo]

Clussy

[obtuse stirrup]

Smaller mag on the 3 too, Arby deals with it via Castigator stance but it's less good for zealot

[quiet gull]

sure

[tawdry sparrow]

almost done with zealot's stuff

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-stop-sign-gif-14289335

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/zelda-link-parries-hyrule-warriors-age-of-calamity-zelda-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-gif-26473859

[obsidian prairie]

Link taking a hundred year nap, waking up, then parrying a laser with a pot lid is some shit

[placid fiber]

Okay if I just time it right then I will instant kill the damaged guardians... hits the parry button too soon and gets wrecked

[hexed igloo]

I forget where I saw it but link just being like really weird and off-putting about everything like a town guard going "yeah those lasers will just blow you to smithereens" and link goes "well I mean you can parry them you just gotta get the angle right or it hurts really bad, but you can drink a fire resist potion to help that"

"The potion you rub on your skin? You drink it?"

[obsidian prairie]

Link has never been any kind of well adjusted

[shadow spruce]

youd love elden ring

[placid fiber]

I mean... the same thing would happen in dark souls if you mistimed your parry >.>'

Or you'd just lose some hp that you didn't want to lose

Waste a flask or 2, the usual on having a skissue

[hexed igloo]

Our autistic representative

[copper hawk]

Dont give me that goonlarkey

[void bison]

what if elden ring had chocolates and candies and the enemies were gumdrops and it was edible ring

[misty ravine]

The Land of Chocolate...

[void bison]

hummina hummina but mostly I think the prosthetic ghost hand looks neat

[void bison]

The Lands Inbetween (the cavity)

ye lowly Taffy, come to seek the Edible Ring

the loathsome milk dud eater

[sterile basalt]

Onion ring?

[void bison]

I was envisioning one of the peach ring candies but that would work well

[sterile stone]

[shadow spruce]

ur so right

[sterile stone]

The local homeless man using all his hidden chakras to deflect the police taser with a trash can lid

[hexed igloo]

Are u picking up the phone

[shadow spruce]

for onion rings absolutely

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[hexed igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427883524651876426/1495536712309542943/RDT_20260418_1343481814382148407688042.gif

[frozen kernel]

Reminds me of one of the Splinter Cell novels when some new splinter cell cadets go after a forgery guy and Sam was just pretending to be a clapped out homeless guy on a bench

"Homeless" is the ultimate disguise for protag aura

[sterile stone]

Nah that sit hit cause like

No one ever questions why a homeless person has on like 3 jackets

A face cover

And a hat

And is just slumped over at night on a bench

Cause that shit is so common

[void bison]

sam fisher pretending to be a victim of the fentanyl crisis

[sterile stone]

Homeless people have that adaptive camo

[frozen kernel]

"Urban ghille"

It's just a CVS receipt and some dasani bottles

A 5 Guys bag still coated with fresh grease for masking your scent

[sterile stone]

You’re joking but cod actually made a operator skin like this

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-homeless-jujitsu-meme-gif-1553417998635100682

[sterile stone]

Was a urban ghillie and dude was just covered in bags and trash

Matter of fact lemme see if I can find it

[drowsy steppe]

theres deadass so many bunnysuit mods 💀

[sterile stone]

Modders are like furry artist

They know how to gather a audience

[drowsy steppe]

theres some nice nsfw dress mods lowk

[frozen kernel]

On top of a bright orange everest climbing jacket

"Im a trash covered traffic cone!"

[oak marsh]

bruh unseen assassin is even worse than i thought

what the fuck does it consider a backstab?>

ive backstabbed like 10 elites directly on the back and its only counted 2

[violet hornet]

anything on the back 180 degree arc

[tranquil bone]

I think the pins have a image showing the angles for that stuff

[median steeple]

Bodega

[tranquil bone]

Ime backstab detection has always been a lil weird even back to vt2

[spare talon]

im going to kill myself

[drowsy steppe]

LOL

[signal spoke]

Obese car woman

[signal spoke]

LMAO

Denied

[sterile stone]

I saw someone play rivals in a diff discord

And I can say they have just about as many

[median steeple]

If I'd still played rivals I'd mod the shit out of it

[signal spoke]

Play the other hero shooter game with flying cat on it

[median steeple]

I sometimes do

But I'm waiting for the new omnic hero

[sterile stone]

I never got the appeal of rivals tbh

It just looks like 3rd person overwatch

[void bison]

do you still play arc

[placid fiber]

Every time I see Hab Dreyko as a mission to take I get some sort of ptsd flashbacks of the end event with useless randos and getting non-stop swarmed by elites and specials... :/

[sterile stone]

I’m wanting to get back into it

I gotta get a new system first

[void bison]

I was wanting to but I am a little worried about what i've seen on cheating being a growing issue

they added a new denuvo AC today though

[sterile stone]

I’ve seen that aswell, it’s apparently really common in trios

And to be even more specific

Stella montis

[void bison]

welcome back Tarkov Labs Cheater Paradise

[sterile stone]

The only way any game can truly fix a cheater problem imo is with a kernel level anti cheat

And that has its issues aswell

[void bison]

I think that's what the denuvo one is

[sterile stone]

Give it time

As with all things

[void bison]

they should just hunt down and kill cheaters irl

[sterile stone]

If you want a really concise option on anything

I’d ask vin

[void bison]

Arc should have their own hitsquad

[sterile stone]

Since he plays it a lot more regularly

[sterile stone]

It is nice tho that when people do get banned for cheating

They refund you your entire inventory

[void bison]

imagine a dude is goofballing with you reading your inventory out loud and then you hear a loud bang and his character stops moving

then some mic scuffling noises as someone puts the headset on and says "Arc Support here, enjoy the rest of your raid!"

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/psylocke-marvel-rivals-gyatt-pose-butterfly-gif-5606527750286112763

peak superhero costume

[void bison]

Most likely i'll be in the care bear lobbies

[tranquil bone]

There is a great marketing opportunity with the drones from the game here

[void bison]

we had this discussion basically yesterday but with different types of arc enemies hunting Jeff Bezos and similar or lesser ne'er do wells

just imagine seeing 3 leapers all get dropped decently for away but locked in on your position

just get a couple cameras on a hill nearby and capture some good advertising material

[sterile stone]

Wasn’t she in a x-men movie

[drowsy steppe]

yeah

the one from the 2000s

[sterile stone]

Yea

I can’t remember the name to save me life

[placid fiber]

I think hab dreyko is the mission I've had the poorest luck, as far as randos go

[tawdry sparrow]

Hell yeah

[olive raven]

@sterile stone fuck you

[misty nova]

Every ring is edible 🗣️

[placid fiber]

Instructions unclear, I almost choked on my wedding ring

Skissue on my part, I know

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[sterile stone]

Is it weird that I thought about you on my walk home

Was wondering how you were doing

[plush estuary]

@solar gorge I dont think they like me

too many zeus...

[hexed igloo]

Skiitari tomorrow

[drowsy steppe]

@sterile stone someone said 1 kirk ago to denote passing of time and Im like 😭

[exotic plaza]

rogue core today

[hexed igloo]

Skiitari in rogue core tomorrow

[olive raven]

Horrible

[sterile stone]

I wish you mentioned this earlier

Someone was replacing emotes with Kirk’s face

[sterile stone]

Well I’m always here

[drowsy steppe]

aaah kirkification

[copper hawk]

goooooners

[drowsy steppe]

dont give me that malarkey

[hexed igloo]

Give me that malarkey

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-cat-gif-3515289516142338077

[hexed igloo]

Hand it over

That thing

Your malarkey

[sterile stone]

They made a street sign for him btw

I wouldn’t be surprised if someone snatched it and kept it as a trophy

[hexed igloo]

Man I would

[sterile stone]

I do wonder if it’s still there

Probably got all types of cameras watching it

[olive raven]

God easiest way to cure my mental illness, threaten me with a conversation with you

[shadow spruce]

anybody good at minesweeper

[median steeple]

You can't be saying that when I come across da reels you be liking Missy

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYcYMkTRRdX/

[sterile stone]

Word?

Cause I can just go back to watching my movie

[copper hawk]

i am not a FREAKE and post it here thougheth..

zigh

ZIGH !

[median steeple]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYhrNTtxgFs/

[jagged cradle]

i thought you were a freak

[plush estuary]

tf2 spy

[misty nova]

which one is shugoki again?

[chrome wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1259646021114265664/1396030588384710697/GwLXKMfXIAARG3L.gif

[sterile stone]

Bear hug guy

https://tenor.com/view/shugoki-hug-forhonor-gif-8127450

[misty nova]

Oh yeah insta kill guy

[jagged cradle]

that got removed years ago

it does uh 20 now

[misty nova]

Don't worry about it

[hexed igloo]

The headbutt is funnier

Watched a full fight of a guy who beat a Warden or smth with only headbutt

Beautiful mixups and feints all to end in a headbutt

surely he wouldn't headbutt me a 16th time

@sterile stone I was mistaken shugoki mirror match
https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSxk8epbw/

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https://skibidix.com/i/status/2056806336352919659

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[shadow spruce]

i think i would actually end it all

[hexed igloo]

this time for sure he'll attack with his weapon

[sterile stone]

Mus it’s been a minute

It use to be worse too

Shugo’s headbutt use to daze

[hexed igloo]

Lmao

I tried playing fh one time and it was incomprehensible to me

[sterile stone]

I remember picking it up for free

Right around the release of black prior

[hexed igloo]

I think I got it for free too

Cheap as shit at least

[sterile stone]

It’s almost always on sale

Or free

It’s funny cause I know ubi wanted that game to die so much

But it’s like one of the few of its successful IPs

[stuck thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-kiss-lunaistabby-kitty-cute-cat-gif-702362695713301435

[hexed igloo]

My mind will never change that the only truly good ubi game is ghost recon wildlands

And that shits peak

[shadow spruce]

kibby

[hexed igloo]

Ubi dropped dogshit after dogshit, woke up one day and decided to make fucking peak

[hexed igloo]

And then went back to dogshit

[shadow spruce]

creautre

[hexed igloo]

The percher

She just sits on my leg and looks at me

[shadow spruce]

creatura

[hexed igloo]

Observer from minecraft

[shadow spruce]

true

[misty nova]

11 hours until rogue core

[shadow spruce]

stinky

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/thirsty-spongebob-i-dont-need-it-sweat-gif-5031443

[shadow spruce]

stinky

[ivory marlin]

In 5 messages 3 things were said

[south prism]

@runic sinew

[shadow spruce]

whys he smokin his own dudes

[runic sinew]

ohmy god 😭

[sterile stone]

Splinter cell was good for nostalgia’s sake

Really liked conviction’s multiplayer ending twist

Watch dogs was good aswell both 1 and 2

They fell off after

Assassin’s creed is probably their main money maker at this point

And I can’t think of much else

I’d say Xdefiant but that game shut down because they couldn’t figure out how to properly monetize the game

[frozen kernel]

Im so sad that Breakpoint is the closest thing I have to a new Splinter Cell since Blacklist in 2013

[hexed igloo]

Breakpoint is alright

It's fine

[frozen kernel]

It's aight

They made it better when they immediately removed the RPG loot bullshit and let you just have guns

[hexed igloo]

It's just a more gamified wildlands tbh

[stuck thicket]

CONK CREET

[frozen kernel]

But the DNA was fucked

[hexed igloo]

Like wildlands is sorta gritty just use whatever but then they did the ability thing

[frozen kernel]

Wildlands just felt so much better in so many little ways, including the story not being total dogwank

[hexed igloo]

I mean the story is nothing special lmao but

[frozen kernel]

Melee animations didn't take 13 actual fucking seconds

Dialogue between your team was actually entertaining but OOP they all died

[ivory marlin]

He called you a word i cant repeat here

[frozen kernel]

"Haha jk actually you guys were mad about losing the AI so we included them again"

[ivory marlin]

Im sorry

[stuck thicket]

bazinga!

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-tyrunt-tyrantrum-gif-13956254099055957859

[frozen kernel]

Got this photo of my friend's cat sitting like he pays bills

[ivory marlin]

What a guy

[frozen kernel]

Im convinced oreo cats just exist in a more elevated orange state

[ivory marlin]

Concrete could genuinely not ever sit like that

Like genetically impossible for him

[frozen kernel]

My cat didn't know how to loaf, she'd drape like a towel

[ivory marlin]

He legs too short

[hexed igloo]

Melee? Mate I use the dsr50 then cleanup with the 5.7

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/snoring-old-man-simpsons-snore-gif-11676353

I had to stop using snipers and DMR's because you just kill everything before it can react

[spare talon]

some random guy in the mourningstar walked up and invited me into mid 20 havocs

[hexed igloo]

I did swap to ghost mode running the spas-12 lmao had me playing a completely different way

[spare talon]

now im getting my shit straight glazed by the people there

[frozen kernel]

Aww

[hexed igloo]

Unsuppressed spas-12 and deagle

We ball

[frozen kernel]

Hav 20's do genuinely have some appreciative nooblets

[hearty nebula]

ayo?

[nocturne hare]

What are some good weapons for zealot? Ik relic blade is great

[hexed igloo]

The sloppiest toppy

[hearty nebula]

most of them

[ivory marlin]

Cole try not to inflate his ego challenge

[hexed igloo]

Inflate his brain tube

[spare talon]

THIS SHIT HAPPENED MAN

[river oriole]

@nocturne hare

[spare talon]

IT FOUND ME

[spare talon]

tac axe is one of my favorites

[ivory marlin]

Oh my god guys these random ass people just started glazing my shit 🙄

[nocturne hare]

I would say you should've put it in general but zealot channel is basically that anyway

[hexed igloo]

Yeah yeah "no sir I just didn't have my pants on and I slipped and fell on this cucumber"

[river oriole]

no image perms in general

[ivory marlin]

Im so tired of being PERFECT just ALL THE TIME

[river oriole]

but like the dino is a very very significant outlier

[nocturne hare]

Oh ye I completely forgot rhat

[river oriole]

in that he always gets picked and always wins

[ivory marlin]

Hows my cole impression?

[hexed igloo]

I'm so fucking exhausted hauling this giant hog around all day bro

[misty nova]

"sometimes I lower the rim and pretend I'm LeBron for hours"

[river oriole]

like if one team has a dino and the other doesnt, the team with the dino just gets infinite support ults

[nocturne hare]

Oh my god I was scratching my head looking for him and then I zoomed out and saw him all the way over there 😭

[river oriole]

the team against the dino gets infinite dps ults yeah but support ults are much more powerful

[nocturne hare]

Ofc ofc

[ivory marlin]

Thats good

I like that one

[nocturne hare]

I think if they nerf BP and then gut Adams movement that should fix things

[river oriole]

i think if they renerf mr fantastic that would fix the dino

[nocturne hare]

And probably give genji a nerf too

[river oriole]

and nerf johnny's movement

[nocturne hare]

NOT AGAIN BRO

IM TRYNA LEARN HIM

Also ye I do still think it's because DD is relatively new

Not saying he shouldn't be nerfed, just that we'll have to wait and see how bad it is

I remember the blind DD being oppressive too

[river oriole]

i think he needs big nerfs to be more in line with the rest of the game bc as it is rn he just fundamentally changes the game so much its crazy

[nocturne hare]

And Elsa

[river oriole]

hes still good

[river oriole]

she got big nerfs

[nocturne hare]

I mean I think that's a good thing no?

Poke meta sucks

[river oriole]

its a bad thing if whenever hes picked you have to mirror him or you just lose

like mauga mirror

[nocturne hare]

From what I've heard mauga was way worse

[river oriole]

similar concept here

[nocturne hare]

Ye i get u

Against poke comps he gets beaten tho doesn't he?

[hexed igloo]

Mauga mirror you just hit the wave emote as you walk past

[nocturne hare]

They just break his shield quickly and then he's easy pickings

[river oriole]

yea but also hes still played in the poke comp because you also want the infinite support ults that he brings your team

[nocturne hare]

The problem is when he starts applying the bleeds and hits his multi chomp

[nocturne hare]

😭

[river oriole]

the problem is more in the ult economy

[nocturne hare]

I hate supports in marvel rivals

[sterile stone]

10/10 cheese ball

[nocturne hare]

Triple supp gotta be the worst thing ever

[nocturne hare]

Holy peak

[river oriole]

bring back res comp it would be funny as fuck

[nocturne hare]

What's this?

I'm assuming Adam but who else?

[river oriole]

adam mantis star lord

[hearty nebula]

tabbing into zealot chat and seeing these two randos yap about marvel rivals gave me fucking whiplash

holy ultradogshit

[river oriole]

im a vet main sry i also know u talk about frogs in this chat so

[nocturne hare]

Don't act like zealot chat is used for talking abt zealot

I saw people talking abt subnautica and shitting on twitter users in here yesterday

That was the most on topic it got

[hearty nebula]

yeah but that's at least fun to talk about

[glossy nimbus]

I want to make love to Ivy from Deadlock

[hearty nebula]

its moreso the fact coming into chat and discussing win/loss ratios for world's most mediocre hero shooter out of the blue is

a choice

[glossy nimbus]

Are we talking about Marvel Rivals

[hearty nebula]

apparently

[nocturne hare]

Ye

[river oriole]

its lowk fun when you're not playing seriously

[glossy nimbus]

lul

I thought people loved that game

[nocturne hare]

Overwatch players dont

[river oriole]

theres a lot of heart in the game

[glossy nimbus]

All I know is it has hot skins I like and thats it

[glossy nimbus]

Overwatch players are subhuman so it doesnt matter

[river oriole]

league players:

[nocturne hare]

Preach

[hearty nebula]

didn't overwatch recently get a massive resurgence

[glossy nimbus]

Oh League players are like a few tiers below

Theyre the untouchable caste

[nocturne hare]

Ye, when marvel rivals released blizzard realised they actually have to work on their game

[hearty nebula]

i mean if you say so

[river oriole]

radiohead fans

[hearty nebula]

blizzard continued doing blizzard shit well after MR dropped

[nocturne hare]

Stealing breastmilk?

[glossy nimbus]

I want you to know you're not safe and no matter how much you barricade your doors and windows I will find a way in.

[hearty nebula]

probably

[glossy nimbus]

(I listened to like 2 or 3 songs)

[river oriole]

ok computer good album

[glossy nimbus]

and its exactly the ones you expect

[hearty nebula]

radiohead is ok

[river oriole]

i thought the rest was kinda eh

[hearty nebula]

i dont go outta my way to listen to it

but i wouldn't turn it off if it came on the radio

[nocturne hare]

Same tbh

[glossy nimbus]

I wouldnt know if it were radio head

unless its creep

[hearty nebula]

jumpscare, its the weezer cover

(disgusting)

[glossy nimbus]

whats disgusting bout em

they funny blue album

[hearty nebula]

they're boring to me

[glossy nimbus]

now im thinking about twin fantasy by car seat headrest

hmm

[river oriole]

omg the gay furry album 😭

[glossy nimbus]

gay furry music is prem as fuck

plus

you are literally a 40k fan

that makes you gayer than anyone else

fuckin bundle of twigs

[river oriole]

could this be real

[hearty nebula]

its real

ur in zealot chat

this is where all the gay furries are

[river oriole]

in zealot chat talking about the gay furry album

[glossy nimbus]

several homosexuals regular this chat

therefore

their homo residue is everywhere

[somber drift]

You called?

[hearty nebula]

zealot chat is gay & trans central

[river oriole]

my brother would listen to nothing but this album like a few years ago and then just fell off listening to them

[glossy nimbus]

Such as our server lesbian @drowsy steppe they keep posting women

[glossy nimbus]

Real

[river oriole]

it was like car seat headrest and glass beach

[glossy nimbus]

I am like that with music

[river oriole]

and thats it

idk how he lived like that

[glossy nimbus]

I have 10 million hours on devo AND Oingo boingo

[hearty nebula]

look out

[glossy nimbus]

and 10 million more hours on Picayune Dreams OST and The Garden

Terminal brain damage.

[hearty nebula]

her oingo is boingo'd

[glossy nimbus]

BOINGOING MY OINGO RN

need to change my ringtone so I cant be annoyed by one of my favorite songs

(louise)

[hexed igloo]

アメリカ人と会話してるうちに
「big booty Latina」
という新しい言葉を覚えた

[glossy nimbus]

I don't speak non freedom

pls translate to freedom

[hexed igloo]

No

[glossy nimbus]

turns ur skin inside out

[glossy nimbus]

do you think the chinese had good zaza

imagine chinese zaza

[hearty nebula]

maybe

[hearty nebula]

they did have that opium thing going for a while

[glossy nimbus]

YOU are a femboy

[glossy nimbus]

Oh yeah they did

nice

is that a psychedelic

[hexed igloo]

What? No your father is being feminized

[glossy nimbus]

shut up shut up I do not want to imagine that

gnarp I will replace your eyes with pickles

[hexed igloo]

Your father will be a pretty princess

[glossy nimbus]

YOU will be a pretty princess

I will turn you into a fucking mannequin

[hexed igloo]

Thanks ☺️

[sterile stone]

What

[glossy nimbus]

@sterile stone I saw that

[sterile stone]

Bro being turned into a mannequin doesn’t sound like the move

[glossy nimbus]

Freak

WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

[hexed igloo]

Damn so ur short and wide?

[glossy nimbus]

bitch made honestly.

[glossy nimbus]

My sexy little meat ball 💜

[sterile stone]

Wario

[sterile stone]

What the fuck kinda commentary is this

Where is the police

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-hungry-starve-gif-11617464317713477866

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/police-help-me-yelling-yell-scream-gif-15720542

[hexed igloo]

Sexy? R we seeing the same guy

Malformed weird grey meatball

[glossy nimbus]

We both love fat short stacks huh

[hexed igloo]

No ion fw fat bitches

[sterile stone]

Nobody ever explained how the fuck fire

And electricity works

In bikini bottom

[chrome wave]

do not the fire

[hexed igloo]

Electricity works underwater are you stupid

[glossy nimbus]

Midna would be a lot better if she weighed 300 pounds

[glossy nimbus]

be honest dude.

[hexed igloo]

No I like when she got a little extra on her bones

You start to lose me at the 3rd chin

[sterile stone]

Everyone would be dead you fucking crustacean

[hexed igloo]

Yeah seems like it works to me

[glossy nimbus]

You get on my menu at the 5th chin 💜

[hexed igloo]

Explode

[void bison]

i loop back around when the great beast has 7 chins and a jaw that unhinges

[glossy nimbus]

bout to thinking about whale midna

[void bison]

many successful hunts

[hexed igloo]

Liking midna is weird to begin with tbh

[sterile stone]

Yoooooo

That’s that fucken uhhhhh

Egg stuff

[hexed igloo]

What?

[glossy nimbus]

the fuck is that thang

[chrome wave]

are you the person that was speaking in detail about how a they/someone they know matched with a dude on tinder that would not stop trying to guilt them into eating a whole tray of food and then a whole cake afterward

[hexed igloo]

Guilt? Missus does that daily

[glossy nimbus]

No but thats not a bad idea

[sterile stone]

I am reminded of a movie

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-bigger-pumpkin-weight-gain-eat-gif-168661973483178717

[chrome wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1293274941369876500/1447093429375996047/twitter_1997018139347816602.gif

[sterile stone]

From when I was a kid

[chrome wave]

missus on the daily

[glossy nimbus]

I feed my wives delicious food

[sterile stone]

We got a furry ova here

[glossy nimbus]

YOU

are the furry

not me

I am STRAIGHT

not GAY

[chrome wave]

@glossy nimbus were these your victims

[glossy nimbus]

streamer name

NOW

[chrome wave]

for the life of me i cannot remember but tbh i think i dumped that in the memory hole

[glossy nimbus]

kills you

[sterile stone]

Hey what’s it like not existing

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-edd-n-eddy-gif-13891026599423605719

[hexed igloo]

Iunno

I think therefore I am

[misty ravine]

I don't think cause I'm not am

[hexed igloo]

Realest mf here

[carmine lance]

yeah the novels are fucking weird

there's a whole like, genetic virus thing to it

[quiet gull]

i think

[glossy nimbus]

I AM

WAAAAAAAAAAUGH

[quiet gull]

am i?

[glossy nimbus]

I

AM

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-all-of-me-i-am-all-i-am-all-i-am-gif-8136919038362249700

[quiet gull]

https://tenor.com/view/archimedes-physics-science-volume-displacement-gif-22083881

[jagged cradle]

what am i looking at

[chrome wave]

it's ok man

[jagged cradle]

you stained my eyes when i was just having a good day

[chrome wave]

it's fiiine

[hearty nebula]

h

[jagged cradle]

ig

[hexed igloo]

What's the matter straight boy? Can't handle men kissing?

[jagged cradle]

that’s the least of my problems

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-marvel-rivals-here's-the-thing-marvel-rivals-gif-10489918399175350285

[exotic plaza]

bro they're cinema

[lunar fable]

Incredible design

[glossy nimbus]

This doesn't outweigh the sheer amounts of foid youve posted

Wow I should off myself I used the word "foid" !

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-straight-face-kurt-angle-wtf-wtf-face-gif-7142534337467924370

[drowsy steppe]

chud

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002

[hexed igloo]

Isn't @ivory marlin the resident lesbian

[glossy nimbus]

You can be a lesbian any time you want ya know

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but I don't really want to

[exotic plaza]

YURI?

[exotic plaza]

can't im a man 😔

[hexed igloo]

Not this guy

All he does is look at girls kissing

[glossy nimbus]

removes

[slender mica]

what?? where

[hexed igloo]

If you type p into ur search bar it'll autofill

Or r u an x type person

[slender mica]

this autofills my email service ;.;

[hexed igloo]

Oh okay an x person then

[slender mica]

this autofills 1337x ;.;

[hexed igloo]

I know what you are

[narrow mauve]

don juan

[frozen kernel]

Yeah the first time you see them, not the 150th time when you're sneaking thru a massive base*

[glossy nimbus]

R E A L

Kill ALL OF THEM

bikini
"its gooner bait!!"

[hexed igloo]

God forbid a bad bitch dress to impress

[lunar fable]

It's only gooner bait if it's in a gacha game

[obtuse garnet]

Cheeky

[keen heath]

[drowsy steppe]

Im literally so tired of this argument 💀

woman show the smallest of skin = goonbait

[hexed igloo]

People be calling everything gooner it's insane

[drowsy steppe]

and its only on female characters

the clearest self report in history

[hexed igloo]

People been calling mhwilds gooner game like my brother in christ you made the character

[slender mica]

are we recreating puritanism

[hexed igloo]

Recreating the steamy night I had with your father

[glossy nimbus]

Pretty much

via fucking social media

[hexed igloo]

Meida

[glossy nimbus]

Social media is actually poison

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/mintzeymoon-mintzey-moon-vtuber-cat-girl-anime-gif-8908951125207823786

[glossy nimbus]

SUCK on it bro

[hexed igloo]

It's too small to suck on

[glossy nimbus]

bigger than yours somehow

[hexed igloo]

Yeah your toes prolly r bigger than mine you fuckin gorilla

[drowsy steppe]

according to chuds this is goonbait btw

SHES SHOWING SKIN ON HER THIGHS SHES A GOONBAIT

[glossy nimbus]

You got the length of a fuckin light switch

[calm salmon]

Mina's goonbait but for a completely different reason

[hexed igloo]

Alright miss hotdog toes cool it

[narrow mauve]

this fucking dude

[drowsy steppe]

shut up chud

[narrow mauve]

zealot looking mf

[slender mica]

i havent thought about it much, but my threshold for goonbait is probably stuff like

[glossy nimbus]

The truth is like the sun

[calm salmon]

(that reason is people wanting to be stepped on)

[hexed igloo]

I bet yo knuckles are indented

[slender mica]

bikini skins in marvel rivals

or all of blade and soul

[narrow mauve]

god forbid a woman show off her thighs

fucking victorian era standards for what counts as goonbait nowadays apparently

right-wingers gonna start doing summersaults when a woman has some of her ankles exposed

[hexed igloo]

Erm I see 4² inches of chest thats goonbait

[calm salmon]

They already do for AOC

[narrow mauve]

those are on nexus methinks

[glossy nimbus]

Its social media brainrot at the end of the day. it is like. annoying to hear people call fucking everything pornography lmfao

[hexed igloo]

**somersaults

[narrow mauve]

ty

[hexed igloo]

Np :))

[slender mica]

wuh? cant you buy beach outfits

[glossy nimbus]

theyre not so dont know what you mean!!!

[calm salmon]

I tend to start and stop the conversation at things like Genshin/ZZZ/Whatever the fuck Korea is putting out in character designs

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/true-true-gif-27690185

[glossy nimbus]

Oh yeah

[calm salmon]

Anything beyond that is probably not to be taken seriously

[narrow mauve]

the ones on nexus are FAR worse

[hexed igloo]

Go on put your hand flat on your desk and post a picture I double dog dare you

[drowsy steppe]

that and a woman (or just any gender) having a darker shade than white 💀

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-throw-cat-take-this-thing-and-throw-it-stupid-cat-gif-25254680

[slender mica]

wtf

[narrow mauve]

"it's WOKE MORALIST PROPAGANDA!!!" they say becaues a woman has a slight tan and isn't pale as fucking drywall

[slender mica]

UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-throw-wojciech-nowicki-olympics-throwing-track-and-field-gif-14862518446400057869

[slender mica]

WE'LL SEE WHO CANCELS WHO

[glossy nimbus]

dont need to prove it to you

subhuman league player

or whatever

[hexed igloo]

Admission by silence

[glossy nimbus]

what silence

[hexed igloo]

Unfortunate

[glossy nimbus]

i spoke

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1506255466810834954/crayonsREM.gif

[calm salmon]

what the fuck are indented knuckles

[narrow mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/blasphemous-blasphemy-penitent-penitent-one-game-gif-13455826861041770792

shut up

[hexed igloo]

I'll have you know I've just been playing stardew valley

[narrow mauve]

erm blasphemous mentioned btw

praise me for my good gaming taste

[glossy nimbus]

Estrogen inducing game

[copper hawk]

gooner game

[hexed igloo]

If you're fat your knuckles end up indented on your hand

[calm salmon]

See, we made fun of cankles in my day

not. . . knuckles

[hexed igloo]

The knuckles are a better tell

You can have cankles from just having an odd build

You don't got them knuckles less you overweight

[glossy nimbus]

Ooooh so you're trying to say Im obese

[hexed igloo]

Morbidly so

[glossy nimbus]

I am not morbidly obese

but i am fat

[hexed igloo]

Guilty until proven innocent

[glossy nimbus]

[calm salmon]

I mean I'm pretty fuckin fat and I don't have indented knuckles

[hexed igloo]

Exactly

[narrow mauve]

im malnourished

[drowsy steppe]

congrats on your transition

[glossy nimbus]

My moms a whale though

[narrow mauve]

no not really

im a femboy

with a feminine body type

[glossy nimbus]

drink water

[hexed igloo]

Thanks man appreciate it

[narrow mauve]

so i look feminine

https://tenor.com/view/stolas-leg-kicking-helluva-boss-mission-zero-cute-gif-8388243402316752296

[hexed igloo]

Drink tequila

[calm salmon]

eat your protein

[glossy nimbus]

hes a euro

I think its a given

[hexed igloo]

Smoke cigarettes

[calm salmon]

this boy needs some MELK

[glossy nimbus]

(he doesnt dirnk)

[copper hawk]

bourbon

[slender mica]

all I have rn is bourbon and pineapple juice 😔

its such a weird combo

[hexed igloo]

The first time I ever got drunk I put down half a handle of cheap bourbon and blacked out and I still can't drink bourbon almost 10yr later

The smell makes me violently nauseous

[copper hawk]

im like that w tequila

[narrow mauve]

im a good little femboy bw

[glossy nimbus]

bourbon + ginger ale = sweet tea

[narrow mauve]

do not clip that

[copper hawk]

i had tequila on deployment

my first one

[hexed igloo]

Tequila genuinely just tastes like cigarette butts to me

[copper hawk]

cuz i turned 21 on it

and i cant touch anymore

or smell it

if i smell it i feel like gagging

[narrow mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-superman-gif-632723218522114279

[glossy nimbus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/298146426926530561/692115110491193354/image0.gif

[hexed igloo]

This is going into the back pocket

[calm salmon]

I'd rather have vodka and orange juice

[hexed igloo]

To post when I see fit

[slender mica]

wow

[copper hawk]

im the canary in the coalmine for tequila if any mixed drink contains 1 drop of tequila ppm i can detect it and it's unable to be consumed

[hexed igloo]

Light mode user spotted

[calm salmon]

who the FUCK uses brightmode discord

what in the fuckin abomination

[slender mica]

every time

[narrow mauve]

cosa nostra blackmail smh

[drowsy steppe]

with the ass server tag

[slender mica]

fine

[copper hawk]

yeah it's foul

[narrow mauve]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HGANulXWoAAxT1J.webp

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/diablo-discord-gif-27221658

[calm salmon]

I mean I use compact mode

[slender mica]

weak bla bla bla

[drowsy steppe]

what do you call a masculine boy tho

[calm salmon]

which gets somewhat the same hate

[slender mica]

cant handle the light bla bla

[calm salmon]

so its whatevs