zealot-class

[hearty nebula]

like a lint roller?

[sterile stone]

The steam controller

[hearty nebula]

oh

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-soup-vampire-you-little-shit-gif-2357474800963154764

[frosty herald]

But issues with the steam machine forced valve to release the controller

[hearty nebula]

yes iirc

maybe not tho we'll find out

[shadow spruce]

what if vintage story but vr

[hearty nebula]

idk, i think they always intended for rolling release

[frosty herald]

Imagine valve has an orange steam machine

So its an orange box

Hehe

[hearty nebula]

U could just buy a case prob

[sterile stone]

I’d actually buy it

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/super-battle-golf-dance-wiggly-jaay-gif-7095059655290571742

[sterile stone]

I use to own the orange box

Also

lol fun fact

A few years ago

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/valve-steam-steam-machine-gif-10195138486234832516

[shadow spruce]

checks out

[sterile stone]

People were still playing team fortress on it still

[frosty herald]

I wanna see the real size of the machine in someones hands

[sterile stone]

Ok hold

[frosty herald]

Cause it looks really tiny

[sterile stone]

The wood grain version actually looks sick as fuck

[hearty nebula]

I still do

[frosty herald]

Dbrand already has a companion cube design for it

[violet hornet]

Shape of this thing is begging to get a base to make it look like Deep Thought from the hitchhikers guide movie

[sterile stone]

Look at her, still hoarding games of yester year like a librarian

[sterile stone]

I’m ngl

I kinda had a intrusive thought that someone or me might accidentally use this as a drink coaster

[tranquil bone]

About 15cm square by their spec sheet

[hearty nebula]

My swag, unmatched

[tranquil bone]

So yeah teeny tiny

[sterile stone]

Hooooooly

And it’s not even beat up

[sterile stone]

What the fuck

[shadow spruce]

wait they added hand to han o elden ring?

[hearty nebula]

observe

[sterile stone]

Taking hard bets right now the 2TB version will cost $899

At minimum

[sterile stone]

Black ops on the Wii

[hearty nebula]

it was goated tbh

[sterile stone]

We’re reaching uncharted territory

[frosty herald]

Faceplates for the machine will be so popular

[hearty nebula]

we had G11 as a wallbuy on Kino

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-stack-gif-24890052

[sterile stone]

Starting room?

[hearty nebula]

Nah

[oak marsh]

if it is expensive when it comes out i doubt itll stay expensive

[hearty nebula]

Theatre underneath the turret

[sterile stone]

Hmmmmm

Replaced the m16 wall buy?

[hearty nebula]

it was good for point farming

[sterile stone]

Claymores?

[hearty nebula]

no

[radiant sluice]

Toad tower = toadwer??

[hearty nebula]

m16 was next to power switch

claymores closeby

[tranquil bone]

Not until the ram crisis is over and that still doesn't really seem to be slowing down

The decks haven't gotten much cheaper except refurbs

[sterile stone]

I’ll be fine dropping some wage bucks on it if it doesn’t exceed $1000 before tax

Once it goes beyond $1k I’ll just sit it out

[sterile stone]

Sheeeeeeit

Real talk tho

[oak marsh]

i definitely think itll be worth it overall

[sterile stone]

Ascension will still be my hall of famer zombies map

[oak marsh]

even as someone who already has a desktop i kinda want to get it

[sterile stone]

I’ll give the steam machine this right

[oak marsh]

i like console experience but consoles themselves just arent worth it

[sterile stone]

It’s the perfect size for any home entertainment shelf

[sterile stone]

Agreed

[oak marsh]

the steam machine however has a lot more

versatility

[sterile stone]

I mean I’m sure if it’s modifiable

People will just go with the cheaper option

[frosty herald]

Its a portable pc thats quite strong

[oak marsh]

im pretty sure its going to be, just like the steamdeck

so you can literally just turn it into a PC

[gray ice]

Ascension can eat dirt

[oak marsh]

with windows and shit

[gray ice]

Space monkeys are assholes

Still a dope map tho

[tranquil bone]

Yeah that's the pitch. They make a big point of saying it is still a PC

[sterile stone]

Chances are then most people will swap the storage out of the cheaper model

And use a spare storage device

[frosty herald]

Also the machine runs on steamOS

[sterile stone]

Hear me out tho

Free soda

[hearty nebula]

yes-ish

[sterile stone]

Buy phd

[hearty nebula]

waaay more powerful

[frosty herald]

Imagine you can slot in SD cards

[sterile stone]

They can only come from one direction

[void bison]

I have bo3 with the full zombies bundle for a few years now and i've barely touched it

[gray ice]

Now they drop you a free perk and you have to pick one to defend if its across the map

Bone head design

[sterile stone]

I expect some videos showing ways to make the most out of it

[tranquil bone]

No SD but it does have a bunch of fast USB

[hearty nebula]

They encourage this

[sterile basalt]

I actually haven’t been looking at 10% elite perk that much, just went unyielding flak most of the time
I’d assume elite is good as well

[sterile stone]

Okay but gersch devices

[gray ice]

Also dope af

[hearty nebula]

Using an SD card for storage is literally part of their marketing

[oak marsh]

mythical +3 stamina in brunt

i dont even use stamina but i got it anyways

[tranquil bone]

Oh yeah I just totally missed the SD card bit

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2056484461944905892

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🇧🇷 OFFICIAL: Brazil release full World Cup squad by Carlo Ancelotti.

✅ Neymar Jr
✅ Alisson
✅ Endrick
❌ João Pedro
❌ Bento
❌ Andrey Santos
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X · May 18, 2026, 9:17 PM

Look at my attackers dawg

[tranquil bone]

They list it under storage not I/O

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-unsure-i'm-out-13-seconds-i'm-in-13-seconds-confused-maybe-maybe-not-gif-14185473161479751592

[sterile stone]

Aye big mang

Would you cop a steam machine

[misty nova]

The gks ending in on is pretty funny

[gray ice]

No

[sterile stone]

Understandable have a average day

[gray ice]

Its shite

[void bison]

would you cop an irl arc wasp drone

[gray ice]

Just gonna build a desktop once I can and that'll be that

[gray ice]

Yes and sic it on my boss

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/SkiK.gif

[gray ice]

And every driver on the road that swerves in front of me with no blinker

[sterile stone]

Rocketeer for everyone

Nobody making it home

[void bison]

jeff bezos vs 3 wasp drones and a rocketeer

[gray ice]

If its Jeff I settle for nothing less than a vaporizor and Bombardier

[void bison]

500 Matriarchs.

https://tenor.com/view/the-orville-orville-500-cigarettes-bortus-cigarette-gif-7817588290560023790

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/vaporized-family-guy-joe-swanson-death-gif-3135054252562901052

[void bison]

a pack of leapers

https://tenor.com/ir9wnOnq3ec.gif

makes me want to play arc

[sterile stone]

You haven’t experienced true terror til you’ve had a leaper fucking swan dive into your extract on buried city

The one in the middle of the map

[cunning gate]

Why didnt they add drone enemies into expeditions since they have the aerial capability

[sterile stone]

I mean a mechanicus corrupted tech priest would make a cool boss

[gray ice]

1000 ticks

[sterile stone]

Oh dude dude dude

I was watching someone play last night right

Dude was going back and forth with anvils

[cunning gate]

I mean you live in a space ship they have drones

[sterile stone]

And the guy he’s fighting is about to run and kill him

Dude gets back doored by a tick and goes down

I ain’t ever seen a luckier person in my life

[cunning gate]

Or is this lame emperor too weak to understand how combat drones work

[void bison]

drone warfare was a lost technology from the 30th millenium

[gray ice]

Prolly threw up a gang sign and went in

[cunning gate]

Well i dont know if thats quite true but if its accuracy they want where are my female ofryns

[glossy nimbus]

Actually reading Arbitrator talents for the first time in a while

and

holy fuck

[sterile stone]

@vernal terrace

[glossy nimbus]

They get toughness for existing

[sterile stone]

+10% bonus damage to low income enemies

[glossy nimbus]

10% toughness over 3 seconds for using one stamina

that means

10% toughness

every time you push.

[primal gorge]

Damage reduction for breathing

[sterile stone]

We’ve been saying this for a while Arby is a brain dead class

That teaches poor habits

[deft badge]

You get 75 percent cleave when you push too

[glossy nimbus]

Why do arbitrators complain

[primal gorge]

My arby build is built around attack speed and it shouldn't work but it does

[glossy nimbus]

I know an arb main who hates gunners

and

[primal gorge]

it works so well

[glossy nimbus]

reading this

[gray ice]

A dastardly flank and why I tell people to abuse the movement

[glossy nimbus]

bro.

You get SO MUCH FUCKING TOUGHNESS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

You can gen like 50% of your toughness back near instantly in one attack

[sterile stone]

B-b-b-but muh snap hook

[frozen kernel]

Break the Line is so silly

[misty nova]

Because the class is mid

[primal gorge]

What's the best thammer

[plucky sparrow]

Not to mention free dmg reduction and toughness from their dog just doing its thing

[frozen kernel]

It has so much phantom range

[misty nova]

Crucis

[frozen kernel]

And then you just click M4 and flash bang them with your shield

Suddenly all the gunners are off

Works for just about every enemy in the game

[glossy nimbus]

This isnt ok

[sterile stone]

Launch Arby dog was dummy strong

[glossy nimbus]

Instant toughness restore

on top of

[tranquil bone]

They are fairly close to each other but ironhelm makes you work like five times harder for it.

[glossy nimbus]

the ability regenning in like 10 seconds with execution order

[frozen kernel]

Dog was so effective you could just push while holding a medkit lmao

[sterile stone]

The dog bomb plus bleed stacks

[frozen kernel]

The aoe from pounce would just clear horde better than psykers

[glossy nimbus]

i know bruh

[frozen kernel]

Every game was 2-4 Arbites so bosses just got ANNIHILATED by dog bombs

Kinda funny ngl

[misty nova]

Dog bleed shenanigans when the power level code got borked

[glossy nimbus]

Arbies have no, fuckin, reason, to complain about difficulty bro

[glossy nimbus]

no fuckin reason

[carmine falcon]

peak

[frozen kernel]

Really hype for the first phase of admech when every match is robutts

Or one token reject with 3 mechanicus

[carmine falcon]

break the like is insanely fun

its very OK

[tranquil bone]

Foot knight with actual damage

I love it so much

[carmine falcon]

LINE*

[frozen kernel]

It’s always funny with any class seeing who paid the tithe and who’s on their level classic 4 level 700 already over the new hotness

[oak marsh]

whats a good build for heavy sword? weakspot ignore hitmass and headtaker seems good

[oak marsh]

running it with martyr

but seems kinda ass against carapace so i might swap it to maniac

the perks

[plucky sparrow]

what ability are you running

[oak marsh]

chorus

wit strength

[frozen kernel]

FotF or Shroudfield might help you deal with bigguns a bit easier

[oak marsh]

strength chorus is really underrated ngl

it can really help mow down whatever is fucking you

[sterile stone]

Ngl the best part about Arby is the fatalist

Dude’s whole

“I’d rather be anywhere other than here” attitude

Is a vibe

[radiant sluice]

Game too easy 😔

[glossy nimbus]

lobotomizing you rn

[radiant sluice]

Please don’t, thank you

[glossy nimbus]

I will, np.

https://tenor.com/view/strawberry-cat-domgcat-donkeycat-free-robux-vbucks-gif-9547401608137840178

[radiant sluice]

At least I get cool hair

[hexed igloo]

H40 is so boringggg mannn where the hoes at this arbites is bored as fuckkkkkkkk

Chasm terminus leisurely stroll

[radiant sluice]

Lexually frustrated

[glossy nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1462923844519067711.webp?size=96&animated=true

[hexed igloo]

Arbites is cool and all but it's genuinely just so boring to play lmao there's no "oh shit" moments it's just steady damage

At least with zealot I can get hyped about onetapping a boss or smth

[hexed igloo]

Hold w, alternate between push and lightspam

See elite press f

[oak marsh]

honestly this build is quite nice

[wheat matrix]

yeah i mean arbit eis just

it's good

it's always good

it's never great

[oak marsh]

im using spearhead to deal with armor

[wheat matrix]

it's never bad

[oak marsh]

and heavy sword can deal with everything else

[hexed igloo]

It's just so much toughness generation you're completely unkillable but with fine I guess damage

[misty nova]

The word you're looking for is mid

[wheat matrix]

idk

arbite damage is pretty good

it doesn't peak

[oak marsh]

arbite is the most mid ever

[wheat matrix]

and it's not like, giga sustained

but it's defo not bad

[oak marsh]

its never bad and never great

[hexed igloo]

It's okay

Like there's no big risks there's no big payoff

It's just....mission gets done

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/chernobyl-not-great-not-terrible-its-okay-gif-24540363

[hexed igloo]

Like Marty zealot and scum if I fuck up I'm cooked but holy damage batman

[wheat matrix]

i mean marty zealot is pretty bulky

[hexed igloo]

Ogryn is nice just don't get caught by gunners

With the only not-stupid build with arbites you're pretty much invulnerable to everything but trappers

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but chip gets you

Every time I die running marty it's from a single poxwalker hitting me as I run past and the chip does me in

[sterile stone]

Feed this man half cooked pasta noodles in watered down Alfredo sauce

[heady rapids]

I need to hunt a bear 5

[wheat matrix]

you die?

have u considered not doing that?

[craggy rapids]

You are actually able to tank a poxburster explosion at 0 range if you take 2 of Resistance (Bombers)

It'll only deal around 60~70% of your toughness and that's if you take it from literally zero range

[hexed igloo]

Sorry I don't have a skill issue I push bursters

[craggy rapids]

Above will also do very minimal corruption damage, for note.

[hexed igloo]

I'm talm bout regular ass groaners lmao

Thoser what get me

[craggy rapids]

Groaners?

[hexed igloo]

The chaff that only exists to be turned into paste

[oak marsh]

ive been pox bursted with like 5 toughness and taken no damage

wait bomber resistance affects bursters?

[craggy rapids]

Resistance (Bombers) is a mistranslation

Bomber resistance is bursters, not grenades

[hexed igloo]

Like I'll fend off a full mixed horde pack of crushers and a daemonhost it's just the one groaner slapping me on the ass that kills me

[oak marsh]

what

[plucky sparrow]

what

[hearty nebula]

what is this newgen even yapping about

[wheat matrix]

grub*

[craggy rapids]

I'll go test it again, but I am definitely sure grenades are tick damage and is only considered by general resistance

[glossy cloud]

tahw

[plush estuary]

From kuli

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3318538305

[hearty nebula]

lol

[violet hornet]

Ty ainz

[plush estuary]

Bomber res =/= burster res

[misty nova]

What's an Alfredo sauce

[craggy rapids]

Guess I am wrong.

[plush estuary]

all g

[craggy rapids]

Then how the fuck am I not getting my toughness popped by bursters.

[plucky sparrow]

what are you running

[hearty nebula]

i don't think i've had my toughness broken by a burster in like 2 years

[craggy rapids]

Martyrdom at full health.

[hearty nebula]

unless i had already taken damage from smth else

[wheat matrix]

it's not "all g" anyone that says anything untrue in zelchat should be immediately dragged outside their home and executed in the street

[oak marsh]

white sauc

[plush estuary]

https://klipy.com/gifs/clap-with-me-chat-crygup

[plucky sparrow]

are you running fotf

[violet hornet]

Sauce made from roux with cream, Parmesan cheese, butter, garlic, salt, and pepper in it

[oak marsh]

do u have the toughness reduction

[hearty nebula]

true. We're going to have u drawn & quartered now bc u were wrong on the internet@craggy rapids

[plucky sparrow]

ive heard from someone that apparently fotf can parry burster explosion

[craggy rapids]

Amazing.

[hearty nebula]

sorry thats just the rules

nothing personal

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smoke-meme-gif-1189606248611241198

[plucky sparrow]

how much are the tickets

[plush estuary]

Fotf can

[wheat matrix]

it has like, iframes. u can use it to walk through things too, but u can only do it if ur not looking at them

[hearty nebula]

1

[sterile stone]

[plucky sparrow]

1 ordo docket?

[hearty nebula]

1 aquila

[plucky sparrow]

[craggy rapids]

... this might be why, yeah

[misty nova]

What

[plush estuary]

Burster damage

[hearty nebula]

axsu can't afford one aquila ticket

son...

[craggy rapids]

TDR might be the reason.

[misty nova]

I may know it by another name

[sterile stone]

I don’t know what the hell it would be called in port of geese

[plucky sparrow]

i dont wanna waste my event aquillas i gotta wait for admech so i can finally buy one singular moderately priced cosmetic from slopshop!

[hearty nebula]

im gonna start calling u axe broth

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/delish-delish-recipes-hearst-wt-food-celebrity-snackdown-gif-13710013

[hearty nebula]

hi axe broth

[plucky sparrow]

id prefer you shoot me

[craggy rapids]

Assuming there is no way to like, reduce specifically burster damage, it probably might just be having enough toughness damage resistance.

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1339946203554779136/ezgif-3-148303765a.gif

[misty nova]

Peak image

[misty nova]

You will not believe this

[hearty nebula]

need to save up moolah

[plush estuary]

not really, without full interaction context (a video clip). a burster that does 10x to toughness cant be tanked on zealot with no hp less outside goldtoughness and FotF tech

[sterile stone]

If you tell me you’re Canadian I’m gonna combust

[hearty nebula]

gotta get a furry character commissioned someday

it'll be peak

[sterile stone]

That’s diabolical

[misty nova]

No no
The Alfredo sauce thing

[sterile stone]

Everyone around me becoming furries

[hearty nebula]

bro at least like 70% of the active users in this chat is furries

i've been a furry

[violet hornet]

El frejo sauce

[hearty nebula]

i just dont have a char

[sterile stone]

Where did this timeline diverge

[sterile stone]

I mean to be fair right

[hearty nebula]

having a omnicidial maniac as my profile picture will suffice for the time being

:3c

[sterile stone]

Actual Alfredo is piss easy to make

I’d assumed everyone knew what is was

It’s like

[craggy rapids]

I'm going to move on assuming I got really lucky due to either ping or FOTF

[sterile stone]

Butter

Milk

Pepper

[hearty nebula]

its easy ya

[sterile stone]

I think?

[hearty nebula]

if i can do it

u can do it\

[violet hornet]

Alfredo sauce has heavy whipping cream, not milk

[sterile stone]

I wanna make my own pasta noodles one day

[craggy rapids]

Not blowing up >>>>>> Blowing up

[hearty nebula]

lol

good luck

[sterile stone]

You’re making me look bad

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/courage-the-cowardly-dog-eustace-mallet-angry-its-go-time-gif-4845999

[hearty nebula]

unless you mean like egg noodles, its kind of a royal pain in the ass to make noodles from scratch at home without some sort of tool assistance

(egg noodles are goated tho i fuckin love em)

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2056480671770533891

Central do Braga (@CentralDoBrega)

LÉO PEREIRA CONVOCADO PRA COPA DO MUNDO! 🇧🇷

X · May 18, 2026, 9:02 PM

[sterile stone]

Oh god no I’d never make and cut pasta by had

I’m not that committed to being a good cook

[hearty nebula]

i cant make noodles at home now

no counter space for it

:(

[violet hornet]

You can make tagliatelle for Alfredo from scratch pretty easily without any tools besides a knife and a rolling pin

[sterile stone]

What about fettuccini

[violet hornet]

Assuming you don't give a shit about thickness uniformity that is lol

[sterile stone]

I will say first and foremost

[violet hornet]

That's very similar but a little smaller and thinner so harder to pull off

[sterile stone]

I’m not a fan of thick noodles

[glossy cloud]

bro what are you even talking about

There's no furries here

Not in the slightest.

[sterile stone]

This reminds me of a lot of people I met

meet stranger in game

find out they’re a furry after they add me

[tranquil bone]

Really not as hard as it sounds if you are making one meal worth and not breaking out the whole like roller machine setup.

[sterile stone]

I’m trying to move more toward meal prep

[hearty nebula]

most people who make pasta at home aren't doing it for just one person

[sterile stone]

Saves money on the long run and depending on how you do it

Healthier alternative

Not trying to be a pudgy 40 yr old man in the future

[hearty nebula]

better start walkin then

[tranquil bone]

3-4 is really similar mess and effort

[sterile stone]

Get my distance in errday

These legs never giving out

Upped my water aswell

[tranquil bone]

The secret is just cooking way more when you do cook and rotating leftovers.
A lot of people try and do a week at a time and burn out on their cook day or get tired of what they made mid week.

[sterile stone]

Word?

[hearty nebula]

speaking of healthyism

[sterile stone]

Cause before I was mostly doing rice and steak

[hearty nebula]

today im officially 6 months without nicotine 🎉

[sterile stone]

And just swapping the protein out

[sterile stone]

Aye let’s gooooooo

Let’s celebrate with a meth pipe rip

[tranquil bone]

Weeknight dinner for one portion and weeknight dinner for 3-4 portions are pretty much the same amount of effort most of the time if you are efficient

[hearty nebula]

its surprising considering i went cold turkey

[sterile stone]

You’ve got a lot of willpower

That shit ain’t for the faint of heart

[hearty nebula]

well that and also i was mega poor LOL

[plush estuary]

wobble wobble

[sterile stone]

I know that feeling all too well

[sterile stone]

You meal prep aswell?

What’s your usual rotation?

[hearty nebula]

ive been having trouble coming up with a meal list

for like a whole week

and gotta feed 4 people without blowing the bank

[sterile stone]

What de fook

[hearty nebula]

technically 3 but one of us is a fat bastard so its basically 4

lately i just been making whatever i can with like

chicken breasts lol

i might try getting my hands on TVP as a protein replacement

[tranquil bone]

I love to cook so I'm constantly doing different stuff. But generally stuff like lentil stew, chili, pasta dishes all are super easy to make a whole bunch extra with no extra effort

[sterile stone]

Tvp?

[sterile stone]

See this is why I was looking heavily into pasta cause like

You wanna hit your carb and protein goals daily

And I can’t do rice every single day

Even if I mix what I put in it

It’ll get stale after a while

[hearty nebula]

vegetable protein thingy

its mega cheap

[sterile stone]

Trying to go vegetarian?

[hearty nebula]

no

just poor, its hard to buy meat all the time

[sterile stone]

Nah I hear you

[tranquil bone]

If you are broke as fuck vegetarian is by far the cheapest way to eat

[hearty nebula]

i wont be cutting out meat entirely but ill probably use TVP in place of like, ground beef for pasta dishes

[tranquil bone]

Rice/beans has been a staple food for the majority of the planet for good reason

[hearty nebula]

ya

[sterile stone]

One of my states known dishes

[hearty nebula]

i have beans and rice

but no way to store my rice after opening

[sterile stone]

No containers?

Walmart should sell some cheap air tight ones

[hearty nebula]

yeah

[violet hornet]

Ground turkey can be cheaper than beef but idk if it's cheaper than a vegan or vegetarian meat substitute

[sterile stone]

I remember when I visited my sister when I was a senior in high school

[hearty nebula]

its not

[sterile stone]

She was cooking lentils in a crock pot with bacon bits

With some cilantro

[violet hornet]

What brand do you like? I've been meaning to try cooking with that

[hearty nebula]

havent tried it yet

I'll ask my friend

[violet hornet]

Ahh for sure, I used to have plant based meat alternatives often when I was a kid but I haven't in a while. Seems like they've been advancing the quality quickly

Imo Japanese curry from a box is a good budget meal. The typical prep includes a decent variety of veggies, almost any protein works, it's quick to cook and you can stretch it with extra rice easily. Can be tweaked to your tastes with many different add-ons, makes decent leftovers, and is good mild or spicy

[sterile stone]

Jawa with the elite knowledge

Japanese curry goes hard as fuck

[violet hornet]

Also the tip to use a rotisserie chicken's bones for stock is legit, you can make a soup from it and just shred the meat back in

[hearty nebula]

i unfortunately do not like curry

[sterile stone]

@south prism

Don’t you use the chicken to make broth

[hearty nebula]

i did this a couple months ago

[violet hornet]

Had a lil mom and pop shop with an old couple by my high school that had the greatest Japanese curry, they retired right after I graduated and I've been chasing the dragon ever since

[sterile stone]

I dead ass was wanting to experiment and see how some rice would taste if I cooked it in broth

[violet hornet]

People do that for sure, get that chicken rice

[sterile stone]

There’s two places I loved

One is gone now

But it was essentially a Vietnamese pho shop

And the couple who owned it had their garden out front

The inside of the place was small but it looked like something you’d see in those ai generated cottage type places

Dim lights

Little wrap around counter

And like 4 tables

[obsidian prairie]

Better

[sterile stone]

With a tiny aisle between the counter and tables

[obsidian prairie]

rice in stock is really easy

[violet hornet]

It's really just a brown stew, you can get a similar result without the curry addition by making a beef stew with red wine and chicken stock. You could add a little Worcestershire or kitchen bouquet in the absence of beef

[sterile stone]

It’s not that, moreso I don’t want the flavor of the stock to be overwhelming

[obsidian prairie]

Then mix it with water

[violet hornet]

That's fair, you can't really adjust it easily afterwards without continuing to cook the rice

[sterile stone]

Also

I’m not a fan of rice cookers

I’d rather just do it the traditional way

[violet hornet]

I cook rice in a pot in the stove for a small portion or use a pressure cooker if I'm making a lot

[obsidian prairie]

Rice cooker means I can do something else

[sterile basalt]

Which type of curry

[sterile stone]

Ehhh

[sterile basalt]

U don’t know ball

[violet hornet]

Curry does vary pretty hard

[hearty nebula]

most i've had just been like

bland

[violet hornet]

Since it's just one spice that ends up in many mixes

[sterile stone]

I’ve done enough thanks giving cooking sessions at 4 am to be able to multi task in the kitchen

[violet hornet]

Bad curry for sure

[hearty nebula]

but also all the curry i've had has been made by white women who've never had actual curry probably

[sterile basalt]

Honestly I’d recommend Japanese curry cubes for starters if u haven’t tried them yet, they’re pretty mild and should appeal to most appetites

[sterile stone]

[sterile basalt]

They’re very easy to use too

[hearty nebula]

i like my shit heavily spiced

[violet hornet]

Yeah they're pretty good on the flavor intensity on their own

[sterile basalt]

That’s fine, u can put in other stuff as well

It’s just a nice base to start with that has curry flavor but doesn’t overwhelm

[hearty nebula]

yeg

id just have to learn what spices go good

[hearty nebula]

?

[violet hornet]

I made a beef stew (the red wine and chicken stock one mentioned above) and turned it into a curry by adding curry blocks, dark sweet soy, and cocoa powder

[deft badge]

Armored Core For Answer pfp.

[sterile stone]

Didn’t have it the cultural way

[violet hornet]

It might be the best I've made of it and I've been making it for years

[sterile stone]

Gotta get a notebook and start writing down recipes

Then one day publish it as my own work

[violet hornet]

I sometimes buy a whole pulled pork shoulder and smoke it since those are like $1/lb and can be used for a few different things, I pack up containers and freeze them for later in the year

[sterile stone]

My roommates put me onto Goya

That yellow rice is good if you pair it with beef or chicken

[violet hornet]

Made chili with it and that turned out great but I also put it in quesadillas but it's usually just a sandwich

[hearty nebula]

Pork is expensive where I live which is insane considering pork is supposed to just... never be expensive

[sterile stone]

Must be Alaska or somewhere in northern middle America

Cause down here in Texas

Pork is about as cheap as it gets

[violet hornet]

Right? It's usually expensive (especially hams and bacon) but sometimes after the Christmas/ Easter ham season there's pork shoulders on sale since people generally aren't cooking those then

[sterile stone]

Oh btw

[hearty nebula]

No

Tennessee

[sterile stone]

Goya got a ton of rice flavors

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/02831b39-d790-45cc-bafb-1fcff4b9ef5a.5b3fb67d351052688cf505dcfb1adaf6.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF

[tranquil bone]

Love the smoker for prepping stuff. We do turkeys also when they are cheap and break it all down for like half a dozen uses

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2056369480721211775

Reopuffs (@gisnotonfireee)

they ripped his arms off that has to be a yellow card

X · May 18, 2026, 1:41 PM

[sterile stone]

Aren’t you guys like

Known for bbq

[violet hornet]

Damn I gotta try these

[sterile stone]

Shouldn’t meat be super common and cheap there

[hearty nebula]

Yes which makes me confused which why meat is super expensive here

Also I'm not native to TN

[delicate shadow]

probably some sort of divine punishment

[hearty nebula]

I'm from Iowa lol

[sterile stone]

That’s a first

[violet hornet]

Hell yea, I love the drippings from smoked meats as well. The fat can make some crazy quick breads and puddings

[hearty nebula]

Yeah happens

Our state is fake

[violet hornet]

I'll wait for it to cool a little and toss a cheese block in there to cold smoke too

[sterile stone]

I don’t know Iowans, Wyoming, or Vermontians existed

[hearty nebula]

One of my uncles is from Vermont

[tranquil bone]

I've got a bunch of smoked beef tallow in the fridge I'm making roasted potatoes with tomorrow

[delicate shadow]

I'm prepping to do some hella nice baking for the missus for our anniversary

[sterile stone]

[hearty nebula]

He moved to TX and coaches rugby now

[sterile stone]

Jawa got the whole fucken set up

Brother out here cooking like a Michellen chef

[tranquil bone]

My family goes fucking nuts for some smoked extra sharp cheddar

[delicate shadow]

ngl I will sometimes just bake a whole ass potato with butter

[hearty nebula]

throwback to that delicious salmon i made

[delicate shadow]

usually I'm also baked when this occurs

[sterile stone]

I mean that’s kinda par of course but I’d expected like middle or high school football

[tranquil bone]

I have to make like three full blocks at a time

[sterile stone]

Ayoooooo

[violet hornet]

Smoked asiago was my favorite, incredible shit

[delicate shadow]

I'd demolish that in a heartbeat, good salmon is fucking amazing

[obsidian prairie]

All of you are evil I am hungry now and I just had a snack

[tranquil bone]

Ooh that's a great idea

[hearty nebula]

Tomorrow I'm making a slop bowl

And by slop, I mean noodles, mashed potatos, shredded chicken & the cooking liquid from said chicken

[delicate shadow]

I got left over strog I'ma heat up when I get back from da store

[tranquil bone]

I did smoked mozzarella once and made lasagna with it and it makes me want to try smoked Oaxaca

[sterile stone]

Project zomboid survival food

[violet hornet]

It's like 5 mins for a soft cheese, 10 for a cheddar, 15 for a harder cheese like romano or parm. Super quick but you gotta do it in the window

[sterile stone]

Bruh what is thaaaat

[hearty nebula]

The chicken in question (it will be cooking for another 8h minimum)

Seasoned to hell and back

[sterile stone]

As the good lord intended

[violet hornet]

Stan would be proud of that bowl creamy white

Thankfully you're not planning to eat it raw like he would

[hearty nebula]

thats the crock pot

[tranquil bone]

Oaxaca cheese? Like Mexican low moisture mozz with more flavor

[delicate shadow]

it's cooked to temperature!

[hearty nebula]

😭

[obsidian prairie]

Some bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAHHHHHH

[sterile stone]

Oh shit I’m learning new things today

[delicate shadow]

speaking of cheese though, I got me some goat cheese recently and holy shit

[violet hornet]

Ngl it did look like a glass bowl because of the reflection on the side lmao

[delicate shadow]

it's like feta but creamier and a bit less salty

[tranquil bone]

Cotija is also incredible if you like feta adjacent stuff

[sterile stone]

More expensive?

[tranquil bone]

Little harder and funkier

[hearty nebula]

Thats the stove

[delicate shadow]

nah like same price

[sterile stone]

Fair nuff

[hearty nebula]

I think I have a pic of last time I cooked slop, one sec

[violet hornet]

So goddamn good with a balsamic vinaigrette on a salad

[delicate shadow]

oh also if y'all haven't had halloumi you have 24 hours to fix that

[sterile stone]

You just making up words now

[delicate shadow]

HALLOUMI

[sterile stone]

YOU CASTING A SPELL

WHAT IS THAT

[violet hornet]

I've actually never had that

[delicate shadow]

it's a cheese made from sheep's milk

[sterile stone]

Ohhhh

Like mozzarella sticks

But probably more expensive

[delicate shadow]

you can fry it in a pan and it goes with pretty much anything savoury

[violet hornet]

Think the browning is just fried cheese rather than breading

[delicate shadow]

have it with eggs for brekky, put in a salad bowl with tahini sauce for dinns

[sterile stone]

We can always change the rules

[delicate shadow]

yuppers

[sterile stone]

Ngl some lamb chops would go hard rn

But the price wouldn’t

Them small ass chops

For that large ass price

[oak marsh]

is duellist worth it on knife and flamer crit build

i would assume yes

[sterile stone]

Like 6 chops and some rice and pita for $45

[hearty nebula]

Cant find pic of slop

[sterile stone]

@delicate shadow ey boss man

How much for lamb Shwarma

[ivory marlin]

Aight pokemon za is kinda baller icl

[delicate shadow]

like $15

at least for lamb doner

which is like, same shit let's be real

[misty nova]

Yes
Always worth it

[delicate shadow]

lamb is way fucking cheaper in Australia than it is in North America as well

for some reason all the lamb here is imported from NZ and it's like, yeah no shit that makes it pricier

[sterile stone]

Is it just the wrap or do I get fries?

[sterile stone]

I mean given the health standards of the US

Would you really want domestic meat

[delicate shadow]

fries too ofc

[delicate shadow]

I mean Canadian beef seems to be pretty good

[sterile stone]

Never had

[delicate shadow]

not as good as Aussie beef tbf but still pretty good

[sterile stone]

Say less

I’ll be a fat ass

And get 2 orders

Supporting local bidness

[delicate shadow]

btw if you got a lamb doner with fries back home, my local place put chicken salt on the fries

[sterile stone]

The hell is chicken salt?

I’ve heard of garlic salt

[delicate shadow]

like big fucking stack of fries in a fish and chips style paper wrap

[obsidian prairie]

Probably salt boiled in stock

[sterile stone]

See this is why I couldn’t have money

I’d be collecting spices and herbs from around the world like the British

Except I’d actually use them

[delicate shadow]

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/58611/mitani-chicken-salt

behold

[sterile stone]

Honestly not bad for $4

[hearty nebula]

have steak instead

[obsidian prairie]

Oh so I'm right its salt boiled in stock with some extras

[hearty nebula]

that was a good steak..

[obsidian prairie]

Correct color in there

Would make argus sick

[hearty nebula]

no shit, i made it

[obsidian prairie]

His faint constitution can't handle the color red

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-edgerunners-edge-runner-edge-runners-cyberpunk-edgerunner-cyberpunk2077-gif-27635553

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/sanford-and-son-oh-no-my-wait-gif-13990868299984884456

[delicate shadow]

yep pretty much, it's very simple but god it slaps

[hearty nebula]

skill issue

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah everything simple like that is good

[sterile stone]

We got people eating the cow while it’s still alive

Someone call the fbi

[obsidian prairie]

Ok

As it should be

[delicate shadow]

if you're not having your steak blue then idk what to tell you

[obsidian prairie]

Fire is so it isn't cold when its in my mouth

[sterile stone]

I am

Beleaguered

[obsidian prairie]

No

[delicate shadow]

bro loves tire rubber

[obsidian prairie]

You're just wrong

[sterile stone]

Listen here right

It can be juicy still while well done

Yall just some savages

[obsidian prairie]

Incorrect

[delicate shadow]

if you're not doing this

you're skissued

[obsidian prairie]

Truly

[delicate shadow]

ok I'm going out brb

[void bison]

raw flesh is better for the beak

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-pigeon-smoking-gif-18352760797232540361

[carmine lance]

Getting tired of popping off and having a lot of momentum in deadlock matches but the rest of my team not capitalizing on it and resulting in us losing, so now whenever im really fed I just larp as a fat fuck

[obsidian prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/game-vr-smoking-cigarette-cat-gif-13761463159655124188

[sterile stone]

My soul hurts

[sterile basalt]

why

[obsidian prairie]

Malignant hexes will continue until fault is admited

[sterile stone]

They eating undercooked meat

That shit still got a pulse

It still has life goals and dreams

[obsidian prairie]

Enhances the flavor

[sterile basalt]

this reminds me I haven't cooked steak in months

lol

[thorn harness]

dont forget the forbiiiden chese ||casu martzu||

[sterile stone]

You should show the class what you cooked

[oak marsh]

#darktide-pics-vids message

[sterile basalt]

the one I sent u?

[sterile stone]

Ye ye

[sterile basalt]

why

[sterile stone]

It’s culinary hour

The food looked decent

[sterile basalt]

it was just alr

I made it in 20 mins lol

[sterile stone]

Now a mf acting humble

[sterile basalt]

I'm just saying the truth

[hearty nebula]

Show it @sterile basalt

I will also post more of my slop meals

[sterile basalt]

egg, chinese cabbage, mushroom, tofu, leftover instant noodle seasoning pack

[hearty nebula]

some fake carnitas

(chicken, not pork)

[obsidian prairie]

Pot of bullshit

[hearty nebula]

looks yummy

[obsidian prairie]

10/10

[sterile stone]

Today I learned

Coca Cola was made by a confederate turned pharmacist

Who made it with coca leaves and cola nut

To kick his crippling morphine addiction

I am now aware that most drinks now and days are probably made by drug addicts

[plush estuary]

Why are people showing off their dinners

[south prism]

any rotisserie you can get from the store can be used

i use my pressure cooker

[chrome wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1259646021114265664/1396030588384710697/GwLXKMfXIAARG3L.gif

[south prism]

shred the meat finely and use the bones as well

[sterile stone]

Bout to get me some garlic pepper chicken broth

[south prism]

you can make a broth by cooking it up without the bones

a stock has bones and stuff in it and it becomes gelatin when cooled

[hearty nebula]

yummer porkchop

[gray ice]

Went wading through old clips and found that damn apex sniper clip again. Sometimes I wanna go back but I know any enjoyment would be short lived

[sterile basalt]

@sterile stone are there any 1L sized energy drinks u know

[gray ice]

You tryna bound straight past stones into the unexplored lands of kidney boulders or sumn

[chrome wave]

do you ever freeze em and eat stock pops

[south prism]

i do freeze the batch in ice cube trays. licked one for science and i think it unlocked my chakras

told my bf how good it tasted and he said licking a solid ice cube of chicken stock was the fattest thing he ever heard

threw some cold water on him while he was in the shower later to maintain dominance

[sterile stone]

I’ve seen people mention being former apex players

And all the comments are the same

They miss the launch

And going back wouldn’t even be the same

Mostly because the movement and shit changed

And the game got a lot sweatier

[sterile stone]

Not that I’m aware of no

Biggest cans I’ve seen are the 32s

And most potent was the small glass monster bottle

[hearty nebula]

the only person who does that really is like

monster and rockstar

i wouldnt be able to drink something like that tho, id rather just go for like

sweet tea

[tranquil bone]

If you make any kind of pasta sauce freezing in ice cube trays like that is clutch for small households.
You can make however much pasta you need and just drop an appropriate number of cubes from a bag in the freezer into the hot noodles with a bit of cooking water.

[hearty nebula]

that shit is peak

well

i dont eat frozen stock but its so good as just storage

and using for cooking

[tidal quartz]

this is the zealot content I came here for

[hearty nebula]

fuckin better be

[plush estuary]

I blew up Malaysia

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-pet-silly-pat-dog-gif-3985961921004463793

[hearty nebula]

why u blow up malaysia

[tidal quartz]

ya'll ever just roll out your own pasta and use your kitchenaid mixer to make some paparadelle

[hearty nebula]

no

stand mixers expensive

:(

[tidal quartz]

2 words for you buddy, estate sales

[tranquil bone]

I never splurged on the pasta attachment. I know I'd never actually use it enough

[silk flicker]

you'd use it once, then once again 2 more years after when you question why you bought it

[hexed igloo]

I miss the launch when I could put up a fight and maybe win a round or two

Because everyone was ass

[violet hornet]

I was gifted an old stand mixer but it's impossible to find the right attachments for it since it's like 60 years old

[hearty nebula]

ill take a peak next month

[tidal quartz]

the trick is talking yourself into using it once you have it. there's always a million reasons to talk yourself out of doing something cool, so having the pasta attachments serves as such a big incentive to actually handmake your pasta yourself

[hearty nebula]

yeah its why kitchenaid has prevailed so long

even if ur stand mixer is like

40 years old

you can still buy new attachments for it

or replacement parts

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-pet-silly-pat-dog-gif-3985961921004463793

[hexed igloo]

But genuinely why would you make pasta when packaged shit is like 80c and perfectly fine

[violet hornet]

It's a KitchenAid mixer, just too old to find the right parts for lol

[silk flicker]

texture and flavor

[hexed igloo]

There's not enough of a difference between fresh and dried pasta to justify making it fresh tbh

[obsidian prairie]

Cause its kinda fun and you can also make it out of cool stuff

[hearty nebula]

? should be able to

[tidal quartz]

cries in italian perfectly fine they say

[hearty nebula]

or at the very least, some sorta adapter

[hexed igloo]

Yes now that's an actual reason

[violet hornet]

I have a few attachments and they're either very far from the bottom or too big

[hexed igloo]

99.998% of people ain't gonna fuckin notice a difference between fresh or bought pasta and even if they do they probably won't care lmao

[violet hornet]

Depends on the dish

[tidal quartz]

I still need to make Maritozzi

[hexed igloo]

But making some weird potato flour and ostrich egg spaghetti cos you want to? Hell yeah man

[violet hornet]

Some where you want to finish the pasta in a sauce or just want al dente you're only able to do that with dried anyways

[hearty nebula]

i mean

u can do that with homemade

u just need to dry it yourself, which isn't too hard

[hexed igloo]

In pretty much every situation dried is perfectly fine

[hearty nebula]

just takes time

[hexed igloo]

And it's 80c for a bigass bag

[sterile stone]

I remember playing roller in a mouse and keyboard lobby

I got folded like fresh laundry

[violet hornet]

Maybe fresh is how you get bowtie pasta to cook evenly lol

[sterile stone]

And that was my one and only time actually going laying apex

[gray ice]

Mostly the devs just keep adding new characters that break pre-established mechanics and then that becomes a new baseline

Shit got too wild

[hexed igloo]

That shit just ain't cook evenly ever lmao shells r my goat

[sterile stone]

Like that Lil Nas X dude

Seer or something

[hexed igloo]

Wait

[gray ice]

Yeh he was a start

[hexed igloo]

@sterile stone https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSxM8ruSR/

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[tranquil bone]

That was a sous vide for me lol.
I actually get some mileage out of it from not wanting to waste the thing

[hexed igloo]

I miss lifeline shield

[oak marsh]

i think flamer brittle blessing is bugged

it caps out at 20% instead of 40%

like it should

[sterile stone]

I’m

Fried

[hexed igloo]

Did you play seer on his release

Genuinely fucked up how op his kit was kek

[sterile stone]

I played way before even octane released

I was like

[hexed igloo]

I was a day 1 gamer

[sterile stone]

In there the first few months of apex

[hexed igloo]

I played thru s1, stopped, picked up again in like s4, dropped, s8 or some shit, dropped

[sterile stone]

But nah, I refuse to get executed by someone doing cartwheels in gogo boots

Just let me die with some dignity

[hexed igloo]

That's all well and good until bro hits you with like 50 damage thru the wall and then has wallhacks on you for like 10 straight fucking seconds

[gray ice]

No cap

Her new ult is cool but I still really miss the shield. However. Auto revive is a solid replacement

Which scales proportionally to your actual combat ability as lifeline

[hexed igloo]

What's her new ult, last I played she was still useless with the care package

Oooh yayyy a blue armor and 2 medkits !!!

[gray ice]

Its like the big ass all around dome that gives fast healing property to your team

[hexed igloo]

Oh that's fine I guess

Bring back caustic being usable

[gray ice]

Care package was more clutch than people will admit, especially in ranked. Not good but usable and good utility. Guaranteed shield upgrades were elite in ranked when timed properly

Caustic had like 2 good seasons and remains a ranked camp pick

But wattson kinda does that better now afaik

[sterile stone]

If there’s one person I don’t see at all when I peek into high elo apex

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it was just OK generally, my homie played lifeline a lot and he used the package as impromptu cover sometimes

[sterile stone]

It’s the big Hawaiian dude

[hexed igloo]

Dude he's sucked balls and dick and ass since day one

[gray ice]

That too, impromptu cover was nice

[tidal quartz]

is sucking that now an insult tho...

[gray ice]

Gibby was literally oppressive in the meta for multiple seasons

Both of yall smoking

[hexed igloo]

I just don't like him

If I don't like someone they suck balls and dick and ass

[gray ice]

There was a time when gibby was on almost every goddamn team

It was a fuckin tragedy

[hexed igloo]

I forget who I actually played the most of

Fair amount of rev

[plush estuary]

how are you testing/seeing this?

have you cross checked it with kuli?

no bug note from kuli

[deft badge]

Care package was good cause haha free apache gunner 25 seconds into the game

Like more often than not you got a good streak

[hexed igloo]

This is apex

[gray ice]

Wrong care package but I like the energy

[deft badge]

Lmfao nvm

[gray ice]

Real ones remember care package/knife marathon, lightweight, commando

[violet hornet]

I used shells recently for a sauce I put together with no recipe, it was mostly just roasted red bell peppers, marinated artichoke hearts, cream, and parmesan cheese

[hexed igloo]

That looks baller as fuck

[violet hornet]

just cooked em in a pan until they melted

[hexed igloo]

I could pack up that entire pot I'm ngl

[violet hornet]

Ate leftovers of that for like 5 days straight haha

[hexed igloo]

I don't leave leftovers

If I accidentally make 16 servings of pasta I'm gonna eat it

[hexed igloo]

I made macking cheese last night it was delectable and had like 5oz of cheese and a half pound of bacon

[oak marsh]

ok so the blessing itself just outright lies

[plush estuary]

they change the tooltip?

[hexed igloo]

Made the roux with all the bacon fat oughhhh

[oak marsh]

it says it applies 4 stacks of 2.5 to a max of 16 stacks

[violet hornet]

oh hell yea

[plush estuary]

[hexed igloo]

Butter and bacon fat roux is certified peak

Calories don't exist

I don't count them thus they don't count

[violet hornet]

I saved the fat from the drippings of a smoked bbq pork shoulder and used some to fry some leftover bland carnitas from a work party, added some taco seasoning for burritos and stuff

[hexed igloo]

Damn u a stainless gamer

I have a nonstick that the coating in the center has worn off but I've continued using it so long it's seasoned the center back to being nonstick

[violet hornet]

hell yea all stainless, except for a cast iron for eggs and a dutch oven for tomato / acid dishes

[violet hornet]

real that cooked on oil seasoning is tough as nails and completely non stick

[hexed igloo]

It sticks for a little til whatever crisps a little then it's nonstick lmao

Remember kids Teflon is inert the danger comes from vaporizing it you can eat flakes of it and it won't do anything

[sterile stone]

Bro got side lined for a twink in emo cowboy cosplay and a chick who’s main ability is fork in electrical socket

[gray ice]

Ya hate to see it

[tidal quartz]

w

[gray ice]

Sometimes ya really do gotta pop out and show em tho

[delicate shadow]

brother achieving immortality through teflon absorption

[delicate shadow]

you should use that dutch oven for no-knead bread

[hexed igloo]

No no that comes from the mercury thermometer drink

The Teflon just isn't doing anything

[violet hornet]

good call, I'm gonna try that. Looks great

[delicate shadow]

yeee, you can do pretty much whatever you want with it too

[violet hornet]

Here's the last thing I made in it:

[delicate shadow]

oatbread my beloved

[delicate shadow]

god I wish I could have a perpetual stew in my household

[glossy nimbus]

Primordial stew

[sterile stone]

I

Am

Upset

Brother coulda got us all out the trenches and gone pro

[sterile stone]

Jawa are you wealthy or some shit

What kinda stove is that

[violet hornet]

the flavor layering would be insane, I've never had one but I have had a sukiyaki that went on for hours and changed a lot as it cooked which was cool

[violet hornet]

one of the few nice appliances I was willing to spring for lmao

[sterile stone]

Insanity

[delicate shadow]

that's fuckin awesome

[sterile stone]

Brother got the Bluetooth connect oven

[violet hornet]

thankfully the one that came with the house survived long enough for me to financially recover from that before it died and needed to be replaced

[deft badge]

Hello upside down man I hope you're well

[delicate shadow]

things I need to get are a dough working mat and a dutch oven

eventually i'd like to get a stand mixer but for now I'm handmaxxing

[deft badge]

Highly recommend a kitchen aid

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/pause-gay-no-gif-15366401

[delicate shadow]

I'm not doing too bad, hope you're good too 🫶

yeah like I haven't grown to totally loathe doing everything by hand just yet but I know it's going to happen eventually lmao

[visual stream]

If he's upside down doesn't that make the water pressure massively stronger

[deft badge]

I'm still alive yk

[visual stream]

How do you not pop under water

[delicate shadow]

I'm not made of carbon fiber

[hexed igloo]

There's a guy on tiktok who's had a perpetual stew for like 150 days or so iirc and takes requests for new ingredients

There's always some guy begging him to add a load

[deft badge]

Add a load until you notice

[hexed igloo]

Do you think it'd be like an egg drop soup

Or would it cook down into like a custard if you add enougfh

[deft badge]

Tbh idk what that is but I really don't want to know now lol

[hexed igloo]

Soup and you drizzle a beaten egg in and it cooks into like egg threads its quite good

[deft badge]

Like an egg noodle?

If you will

[hexed igloo]

Nah not really

[violet hornet]

never had egg drop soup?

[sterile stone]

Brother waiting to hear that one particular joint popping noise

[deft badge]

No

[delicate shadow]

I'm more of an egg toss soup kind of guy

[deft badge]

It doesn't look bad tbh

[violet hornet]

I'm confident every chinese restaurant I've been to has had it on the menu

[hexed igloo]

I figured you were more of a salad tossing guy

[deft badge]

Lmfao

[violet hornet]

It's actually pretty good but I don't usually go out of my way to order it

[hexed igloo]

Gottem

[sterile stone]

@gray ice question

[delicate shadow]

only on weekends

[sterile stone]

Have you ever heard that cars for kids jingle on the radio

[deft badge]

Zealot chat single braincell moment

[violet hornet]

upsidedownlanders when they gotta fight gravity to make their soup

[hearty nebula]

Chat

Anyone wanna come over and commit omnicide with me? :3c

[sterile stone]

That doesn’t sound kosher

[violet hornet]

sounds pretty good right now ngl

[sterile stone]

Besides

I don’t like omelettes

[delicate shadow]

you know I love you dude but you say some of the most insane shit

[hearty nebula]

Why not

[glossy nimbus]

Surely they've only had bad omelets

[sterile stone]

I’ve said this before

I gotta keep people on their toes

[tidal quartz]

lowkey the bad part about omelettes is the really crispy/burnt parts of the egg. When people make good omelettes cooked on low heat it's such a different story to fried as fuck ones

[violet hornet]

I make so many omelettes lol

[sterile stone]

I can’t have you guessing my next move

[glossy nimbus]

[deft badge]

Eggs are good

[tidal quartz]

omelette on rice is so good too and people rarely prepare it that way because in the U.S. rice with breakfast is unheard of

[gray ice]

The radio????

[tidal quartz]

also just cracking an egg into freshly cooked rice is also peak

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/abuelo-viejo-tata-gif-12645960570561489953

[delicate shadow]

yeah they burn quick if you're not careful

[tidal quartz]

imagine this was granpa's way of connecting with their grandchildren in the final years of their life. they weren't sure why they were dancing while they let the car roll, but they did it anyways for the grandkiddo

[gray ice]

I respect it he's groovin wit da best of em

[tidal quartz]

lowkey the crispy potatoes are the best part. I would probably immediately shred that omelette up, mix it up with the potatoes, and slap a little salsa/pico in tha bisnash

[acoustic dune]

Ey chat

[acoustic dune]

Omelette n potato?

[violet hornet]

fuck yeah love a nice hash

[acoustic dune]

What's in the omelette?

[violet hornet]

shredded mexican cheese for sure

[acoustic dune]

Fuck now I want deep fried eggplants

[tidal quartz]

I'm seeing maybe a pesto/finely chopped spinach or basil

[acoustic dune]

Butter or oil?

[tidal quartz]

green curry with eggplant and mock duck though bro

[violet hornet]

always butter

[acoustic dune]

Yeah but nothing beat shrimplers stuff for me