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I hope the flesh that hates gets a episode
They'll prob do an astronomical fumble but its cool to see an attempt at getting scp to be more mainstream
Who even is david fincher
It would make good media
you know what
i'd honestly like to do that someday
but I live in ny so fuck me ig
NY has strict gun laws?
I'm not even conservative regarding gun laws but yeah it's particularly strict here from what i understand
Some of the strictest in the country especially in NYC specifically far as I remember
if it's live action i am skeptical (still has potential) but in a love death style could be intriguing
anthology
black mirror is another one
and secret level
SCP feels like it could be easy to fuck up
Or at least there is probably no way to depict it without annoying someone because you went against their interpretation
gub
they better do an episode on the cthulu dude who really doesn't want to be worshipped but is
I remember some of his only incident moments are cultists breaking in to try and see him
also the monster who comes and disappears you if you write about it
What case file was it where in a alternate universe
or i think also speak about it maybe
The foundation found some forbidden knowledge
And decided it was time to end all of existence
Brother
Who out here walking down scientist
I'm sick of societal advancement
Oh
Oh wow this is actually really bad
If shit has a release date 83 years in the future you 'on even gotta show me
Cuz what imma do with this besides get mad till I forget it
They better do an infinite IKEA episode
2029 bruh
Woah, josho
I haven’t seen you since i was 19
3 years from now
I don't think you've ever seen me
I haven’t spoke with you
😔
Yeah you are
Yeah exactly
It just felt important to inform a fellow member of the memetic division
Gonna call my skitarii SkitInMyPants
Iskitmyself
Need a funny meme name for admech
It'll be all toaster jokes as far as the eye can see
I need to see the maul live reaction
Can’t wait to see all the comments about servitorising the scum
Skitdaddle
80085
What does that mean
Boobs
You can’t type Arabic numerals in character names unfortunately
what
good, i dont want no alqaeda in my mourningstar
How do you not know
😭
Imma name it something dumb like
Skittasaurus
Yea
subnautica 2 so far is as fun to explore as starfield
Am I supposed to
You've never held a calculator?
80085 on a calculator looks like BOOBS in all caps >.>

Sry I was trained to do maths in exams without them
Fair, I just find it both funny and not surprising that you don't know
Is that the AI generated game
?
Subnautica 2
I can't tell if this is good or bad lmao
Wasn’t it facing controversies
idk what you're referencing
its dreadfully boring
Yeah that's not surprising given it's early access, probably not much to see yet
So it’s doa
it has like 400k players on start
The dev process for subnautica 2 was meant to be a fucking WILD ride
vomit bread 🤤
Jfc
Someone ping the italian guy
Krafton and the lead devs got into a whole ton of back and forth accusations. It got really weird.

the krafton ceo tried using chatgpt to win the lawsuit or something
"Bombay pizza"
Pretty sure I can make a better looking pizza out of whoever made that
I opened a Elon tweet and felt a surge of mental pain
IDK what the green stuff is supposed to be but it makes me want to do salsa Verde on a pizza now
Never in my life have I seen so many comments defending data centers
Same place makes this
In the name of “owning communist”
Boy at pollo campero
Peanut butter jelly banana and raisin pizza
Lowkey looks good
They just hiring anybody
Yeah I would tentatively nibble that one
Genuinely looks like vomit wtf is going on.
OH MY GOD????????
The pbj one appears to have pepperoni tho lol
The rasin is a bit too far but it might be ok
What is the main goal of this place
EH?
Diabetic coma speed run
Death potion
A lot of these pics just raise more questions lol
They should make an elvis pizza at this rate
you gotta not gng
i got a lil excited
Someone needs their ass beat for this
Whip cream?
Is this Brazil? I swear I remember hearing they like to do weirdass pizzas
To blow ||you|| up
The flavor out of space
No fucking way
Woah wtf
Wait wrong reply
Bro no way that’s where this emote comes from
Maybe tzatziki? Idk
Possibly chutney
Some Italian is having a stroke right now looking at this chat
Ok why do one of those pics just have lobster on it
Some kinda mozzaburger pizza
Yeah I don't do pickles
Okay but what if they put it on a waffle

The fuck is this
On a WAFFLE?
Mexicans make better pizza
I know this cuz they're across the street
Apparently do not let the Indian dudes in the pizza kitchen unsupervised lmao
It's pickle, jalapeno, creamy garlic sauce, and mozzarella
not even tomato sauce?????
Practically the same thing as like pepperoncini or other pickled peppers
Literally what.
SEND IT BACK TO HELL
look man i can excuse the waffle bottom
but no tomato sauce and pickles
hell nahw
The fucking gas canister one 💀
Black sesame can look kinda like that paste. I sure hope that's what it is
Imagine combining tomato and pickle flavors
Because the alternatives are scarier
It's a chicken Tikka masala pizza
Gore of your comfort pizza
Honey and cayenne?
IT LOOKS GOOD BUT WTH WHY ADD CORN 
chili oil on pia
That's canned pineapple lol
what the fuck is wrong with you cousin
Chili oil on a pizza could be inspired
I can munch on this
And I assume jalapeno, honey, and red pepper powder
oh my god, it looks so watery
Wet ass pizza
At least it's not olives, right az?
Cronch cronch
true
we are killing yoou
Don't Starve Elsewhere
Who out here eating this slice of bullshit
That shit look like it’s soaked in so much oil
It's definitely honey
The US government wants to know its location
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054957241887871190 @frosty herald
Whatever it is
AUGHHHHH
This mf does not even understand the slightest how a katana works
Vergil literally cuts himself
They can keep their piss and tonsil stone pizza
look like thaat one image
with the anime guy pulling out a swor
Hey now hey now
You mean
Kagurabachi?
There is no anti-memetics division
yeah
Im hittin one of these if I ever see that shit near me irl

We creating jobs out here
How much you think them guards make at the foundation
No he intends to use it as like a knife you dont understand
He just flips it around to point the tip to the ground
Trust me this is what theyre doing with it theyre not incompetent I swear
Not enough for if Abel gets out bro
Its just not worth it
yog do you voices of the void
I thinks that shit is mad funny how every MTF unit gets a basic ass gun right
not yet but one day
pyrocinical making another total choas
vid esssay
I'm watching it rn
And they’re expected to use regular ass bullets to kill Eldrich horrors
i slept at some part then woke up
theyre not ONLY deployed for the eldritch horrors
is peak
read the lore jackass
9x out of 10 it's enough
Right like bro gimme a bfg or im not clocking in
hey works in 40k
Every what unit
That 10th time is mad tragic tho
yeah
This
Who's gonna tell them?
Like egregiously so
hey look at this picture i took in the alps
there's that one unit set in a more sci-fi foundation that are cyborgs that I think are made from the flesh of a dead god and cloned when they die but idr
Brother I’ve met enough trans people to know what the alternative meaning is
I didn't mean tell you
it sounds vaguely familiar but i read most of the entries like 3 years ago
Did you find a stranger in the Alps?
Tau-5 Samsara
yeah
they're like the chosen from xcom 2
when those guys die they just regen in their sarcophagus
like how people say SCP turned into monster power scaling but that's like how it's always been bro tf
and classic esq SCPs are made all the time
i think i read every entry up to 4500 something?
people just talk about the tales more since they're pretty good
It’s all love at the end of the day, we’re all people who shared the same tainted oxygen supply
Scp 001 has basically always been a universal ending powerscale competition hasn't it
i like the Parts short scp story
kind of yeah
about a reality bender
Ones with nuance and intrigue get talked about more
Speaking of
the factory is my fav 001 and the guardian
I need to figure out that one scp that takes over bodies
And bends and breaks bones from the inside
Then elongates your legs and arms

sounds familiar
puberty
Volgun has a video on it
thought you were talking about the bone beetles
There once was a crooked man?
yule man
Also a good one
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
And terrifying yes
here
The most dread inducing is the decaying city story
With them dudes saying they see giant ass creatures out in the distance
But the city is covered in some dark goo
makes me wanna continue abiotic ngl
He knows what he’s doing
rimworld anomaly for me
Subliminal messaging
2935 is a cool one
which is just a cave that leads to another earth but going through that cave kills literally everything in that universe
I remember an aquatic one vaguely that was just a dangerous orb of flesh and gristle or something but i remember very little about it
I've always loved the church of the broken god stuff
Yes but the actual dread inducing one is 3426
Isn’t that like a pseudo mechanicus cult?
GOI with some actual depth and characterization
"This message will repeat until there is nothing left to hear it"
The number station one?
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Dis shit wild
Nah
The civilization erasing one
Sorta. Their whole thing is trying to rebuild their machine god from pieces
Ill peep it when i get home
Currently out
And the way all their different sects interpret that
Doesn’t the Russian guy in the bio organic suit join them
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I found it eyyy
Bruh this looks so fucked
Pretty sure 5001 is supposed to be one of the split off parts of mekhane protecting humanity
No thats 5000
Nvm
Dude who's in the timeline where humanity loses empathy
And scp foundation dissolves and goes against humanity
The implications in that story are so fuckin crazy
I was gonna say how come 40k doesn’t have something similar
Then I remembered the ghoul stars exist
you also have starweirds in star wars
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wheres the eggplant hump
@gray ice you seen this one?
the dance is not complete
So I'm immune, sick
what's this one
I can’t remember fully but it’s something about a sloth mascot costume
I think it induces psychosis
Haven't seen the volgun vid but seen the file yeh
this brings meh baclk
he rage quit after he died btw
probably blamed u for "dragging it into him"
I have a 45 seconds clip
of 1 trapper killing all 3 of my teammates
but clip file too big to send
Here is willow killing me
that one omni man move in MK1
why isn't there a gif of it tf
i should maybe play sm2 again
Oh it’s peak
Unfortunate crusher spam is toned in havoc so we’ll have less moments like this
omg
I found it
the reason why I am #1 zealot player
spoiler cause its too real
my genius is sometimes frightening
your hammer is weak
excuse me I'm not using my eyes ok?
clean
huh
Rate this trickshot
not enough bosses on the screen
ITS PEAK
I didn't quite get it what is in the sac?
You carry a load well, molly
gluttonous beast
whatever go my net morelike

@sullen forge
Bruh Texas heat ain’t the move
We need to fire cannons at the fucking sun
Okay personally the funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed
Engineer rocket jumped towards me with their sentry
Landed in front of me
Stared at me for 2 seconds
And then teleported back to their spawn
I think he was letting me know he could’ve killed me cause I was playing Quick Fix Medic
Jumpscare
Looking up or down while using FOTF can make you go through horde enemies (Elites, Bosses, Specialst stop this tech)
@delicate shadow when you get time, could you pin this?
^
This chat scares me a little
Is that not common knowledge?
not really
I've yet to see anyone know about this outside my friends
so just trying to spread it more
got reminded of it by going through old clips
Zealot lore really fell off when I disappeared that's crazy.
Florida man here, live as a puddle near you. Can confirm im cool with one way f-35 raptor strike mission
yeah, not many of the well versed players in zealot/darktide stuff are very active anymore
Thats normal
Ok
the goat never sleeps
There's only so much time you can be super into something
It is true
I have big darktide burnout after recent update and me completing my solos
don't have a goal anymore
I'd be playing still if my pc wasnt a paperweight
u will all be back 
Yeah usually my fixations are fueled by a thirst of knowledge and once I hit an upper limit to how much I can know about what I want to know about I just stop.
an addict never quits
you will be back when mechaniususs drops
200ms VT2 time
Reject modernity
cant wait for the combat servitor class
I just do shit like this now
with 3 voice lines
next class is clearly female ogryn.
she looks exactly like a regular human woman because the male gaze has hit ogryn sexual dimorphism particularly hard
I wish this game got more love on console 🙁 still one of my favorites
wtf you played v2
I am actually really really good at v2, we should play :3
tide games on bad connection are suicide fuel
Trapper on 300ms is a sprinting war crime
She bullys people with high ping with a grin
New modifier: trappers are considered elites
gotta pump those numbers up
gotta get on that 350 to EU grindset
it's really not that bad, just takes getting used to
might limit some of your play options tho
noooooooooooooo
🙁
at that ping I could only play shield ironbreaker
Focused enemies: Enemies no longer flinch or stagger
anything that's like Merc or GK level tanky works fine
Unchained is also pretty playable imo, though if you're not used to playing on ping you'll probs be triggering abandon a lot
Just get used to the timings and its not bad at all
I didnt even use until death this entire match. and didnt get disabled once
Perfect addition to pox skin for the h40 runs
Ironbreaker > hold block > ez high ping carry
I might actually fuck around and enable secure boot on my pc
To play BF6
that's an option sure but it's boring af outside of trollhammer lol
I think unchained is actually hard
she gets into death loops very easily
Depends on the build
spear and shield foot knight is a good shout though, it's very safe but still fun
Ur friend’s pc?
shes the most momentum based character in the game imo. if shes at high heat its fine because she has super stagger infinite cleave on literally everything (assuming meta)
but she loses ult, if she doesnt build space and heat immediately its over
Nah lol I’m not doing allat
:<
Bro would let me play drg at most
Why
It looks fun
Plus I’ve been a die hard battlefield fan since bad company 1
And not $70
So what’s this pc ur talking about then
My same pc
The only thing fucked is my motherboard
I honest to. God can switch that out and keep it moving
But I wanna get mostly new parts
Why don’t u get it fixed for now and maybe get newer parts later
@calm salmon
Cause I’m fucking broke
Trufax
By the time I do get paid again I’ll have enough to just get all new parts
Wen is dat
Hopefully by the end of the month
When the government makes sense again
My forms and shit have been under review for owed wages
For 4 weeks now
I called
They said I have to wait a total of 6 weeks
Cool
And 6 weeks isn’t guaranteed
It could be longer
That’s just the average time it takes
In europe you wouldve just gotten your overtime pay
Aughh
The government moves at a snails pace if you try to be honest
So here I am
Waiting
good color on the chikin
Taste grilled
i probably wouldve diced it up
Holy shit this looks edible
Lemn
I’m cooking tomorrow but not for my roommates
Doing basic food macros
Steak cubes, broc, rice
@chrome wave
if ur doing that typical combo, throw in onions and bell peppers
some garlic cloves
I’ll see why I have on hand
mushrooms
little baby :P
I mean literally taste like dirt
sorry
Listeeeeen, some baby bellas and onion on a ribeye is how you live a good life
.>
Stop this foolishness
I actually have an elite meal prep tip
marinara sauce is so easy to make
and you just put it in a jar and it takes like 12min to make boil and mix with pasta
dang no perms yet
Frolicking in the field of perms
It must be true
As was foretold in the scrolls
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Peep the vibes
Will do will do
i see you found bairy halls
Something something the prophecy

im gonna say it...
we need new internet culture immediately
idf this, netanyahu that, epstein this
mmmmm 🤤
we need new jokes ;.;
Wow
Legit waited to get red role to post 1 shitpost in darktide vids/images
Awesome sauce
lmao
I mean
thats what the internet is dude
New favorite words every month
actually it feels like every week now really.
when I play with my irl friend group theyre stuck in idf/israel/netanyahu mode
maybe thats a mental issue with counterstrike players
A Parceria do Fortnite com Overwatch ta tão bem representada que o Genji acaba jogando igual 😍
well keep in mind csgo is inherently political as it contains guns, terrorism and counter terrorism

It also has British people
one time I got really high cause my friend gave me an ||edible||, and the violence of the game was so shocking to me I got sick
watching it
did you really need to spoilerbox that
like I physically couldnt shoot people, I had to quit out lol
idk
How many mgs
like... 50mg? but I hadnt taken one in a LONG time
Oh 💀
Reminds me how Elon can't play GTA due to not wanting to shoot computer cops
I had experience with like 80mg and 100mg bimonthly or more in years past
so I didnt expect id get cooked that hard
50 mgs is probably like a punch in the face at that rate lmfao.
HOW
lmao yeah 50 would do that
some ppl dont know how recoil works in this game
(me)
I could take an edible. Not today unfortunately.
if I try running at people with a knife I get double headshot
Ainz does that too
but hes stealthy...spy tf2
he dies like
most of the time
but he get a knife/zeus kill
thats insane
"you can kill them now" 🗣️ 🔥
So sick lmao
why were ya usin that build lmao
I’m really addicted to mk4
same
tf2 spy
Can solo any reaper pack any rager pack
You’ve been on your Aesop arc ain’t yah
Brother got his vibes
Well when life's hard you dont wanna hear about bands and ho's all the time
ah right
its crazy how he attacked and jumped when there was literally nothing
impossible to lose now that u have two pee toughness bars
Das understandable
I hope life gets slightly better
Only slightly
Can’t have you having too much happiness in life
I'll settle for any
that leg is just unlucky
But also aesop and dudes like atmosphere and grieves just make a lotta relatable songs
Deca too, literally all of his catalogue but breadcrumbs man. Such a good theme
your greed sickens me
@median steeple subnaut2 got twitch drops
Game actually looks fun
Can’t see how it works with multiple people
this is the parody universe you accidentally chose it on character creation, joy is in the main timeline
Lowkey the thought of there being an afterlife does nothing but cause anxiety
If I find out its all true and some deity is controlling everything I'm starting a crusade
i'd fw the cycle of samsara but that one you don't really retain memories or anything it's just rebirth of life
playing it rn and it's fun
could be that you end up a frog chilling in a luxurious pond
A glorious life, more peace than this one has had
I will bathe in the sun and be unbothered
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Reminds me of every farm in borderlands
The fat chud of overwatch
Actual reddit user
woah woah woah is that a HEAVY SWORD??? I'd been told it's LITERALLY unplayable
@spare talon wire in vc didn't hear the second burster either i love bursters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqDrnmkZE8 le viable? no...
see ok i play other melee weapons ok hehehehe
les viables...
(god I love heavy sword)
it's really nice now esp since crusher rates went down and rager rates went up
so now you're just mulching ragers
hsword and crusher defo gotta be my two faves with like the fucking sapper shovel and relic blade as close runner ups
actually I also REALLY like the power falchion even though it's not very good lmao
i picked up my vet again for the first time in a while and yeah the shovel is very peak
stinky
Pirate software creeping up behind you
Preparing to tell you the story that the guy is based on his dad
And also he was a employee at blizzard
does he not know that guy is based on his dad
oh i genuinely didn’t see him at all
team stink 2
thank u my vet is very pretty and has many aura
argus reminds me of a morman that got an internet connection
i shouldnt listen to what he has to say and he makes me insanely angry
I can only imagine someone who wears this skin dropping the hard r every single chance they get
It feels large
apparently there's 20 hours worth of stuff to do
Allegedly in early access for 2-3 years
Saw some guy solo the whole thing in 10
yeah both 1 and BZ were 2.5 years
What's there is good tho
have u read the EULA
that's crazy
I'm illiterate
How may people are you allowed to play with anyway?
4
Oh that’s honestly about on par
Is it friends only or like how sons of the forest is
from what ive heard of it its really insidious but it also looks like it was drafted by krafton so its evil as hell
i have no idea ngl
pretty sure friends only
I mean that doesn't surprise me
force arbitration
and if u manage to sue them you dont get a judge or jury
but i didnt fact check what i heard so grain of salt
Oh that’s ass
Randoms make the game more fun
they objectively dont
Considering resources are shared
name any game that isnt friend slop where randoms made it more fun
Most games have systems in place for things like this
Usually giving the host the ability to choose who can do what in the world
Nah that don't exist the game expects you to fight it out
Thug it out or something go off and build your own shit
kinda wanna play subnautica now
If it wasn’t for the thallassaphobia
cry abt
Id probably consider grabbing it
thug it
The bits I have seen looked pretty cool
blowing my shit schmoove off
I have the first game
I’ve seen nothing but memes of the first one
Namely the
Spawn in
I beat it once
I liked grappling around in prawn suit in the lost river listening to ocean man while a ghost leviathan yelled at me
real?
Twitch is giving that thing out btw
I dunno if it’s a emote or a badge
But it costs 1 sub
They’re also giving awaaaay
ive never played much below zero
Hold on lemme check
not interested
real
new flamethrower idea? got it off grimdank reddit
Idk
But you get it for watching a stream for like 30 mins
Pioneer could be a mobile base type vehicle in my mind
THIS GIF IS REAL NOW
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I haven’t seen one of them
The dude I was watching had like
This square base on these tall ass stilts
With a moon pool
And lockers stacked in rows
@delicate shadow Oi mate
When ye hoppin on fortnite an avin’ a match with the boys
idk what that is
I'd sooner dip my nuts in lye
why stop there
i never noticed he took entire rebecca up his ass
The hell is lye
we have some i forgot the chemical but we use it to disinfect cow udders
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
Listen here
caustic agent, used in cleaning and chemical production
With the all caps buddy
also papermaking, lots of shit
oh okay thats probably worse than cow udder disinfectant
Is that the shit the British use to whiten their teeth
...
Reminded me of this
well it'd depend on the concentration
is this the king of water cup city
I thought the meme was they don't have white teeth
uhhhh we just dunked em then stuck the milking machines on em so it cant be that concentrated but we had to use gloves
football slang has been for years
orcs and gooners no clue what either of them mean
cause i dont follow football at all
Hey Kez
HI
Do you guys use sodium hydroxide to clean your teeth
have you never heard of FUCKING TOOTHPASTE
fun fact about all the memes about british dentistry do you know they were made up by the american dental industry to sell more overpriced cosmetic procedures (in the country that sells the most overpriced cosmetic procedures by volume)
I LOVE AMERICA!!!!
Dr Pepper Creamy Coconut™ is my nectar
the UK has better dentist health than the US yeah?
I love how you keep this in your pocket anytime this topic is brought up

I cant complain about my dentist
Critical levels of copium detected
affordable, good
ITS TRUE AND ITS FUCKING EVIL
the bar is low
real
i kind of just hate anything to do with american healthcare tbh
in most other places dental is covered by healthcare
Whaaat why
Why do you hate the pharmaceutical system that once told pregnant women it was okay to smoke
Or you know
Give cocaine to kids for tooth aches
i mean thats just like feeding babies peanut butter n stuff early on to reduce allergy risk
you mean back when they didnt know abt the health concerns?
if u start smoking while theyre in the womb they develop a tolerance
FAS only exists if it doesnt get hit with SFDS
Give cocaine to anyone for anything
universal basic cocaine
The worst offender is probably baby formula
Just pick some up from the pharmacist
But that’s a different story for a different day
american health uncare
i still have like a 200$ medical bill that i dont even remember what it was
There can’t be a drug epidemic if everyone is on drugs
not like i can pay it

you just reminded me of my mystery 200 dollar med bill
Because then it’s just normal routine
it was for the experiment
i think it was an issue with insurance
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