#zealot-class

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void bison
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ive made it airborne

quiet gull
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toast virus

plush estuary
void bison
quiet gull
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Kids are smoking the self replicating non-crunchy toast virus

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Ive been straight perma tripping since I ate eggs on toast

void bison
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and... explodes rats

quiet gull
hearty nebula
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Funniest fucking exploit I've ever seen
If the malware determines that your location is Israel (it does this via locale and timezone checks) then it has a 1:6 chance that it will play a loud siren sound and run rm -rf /, essentially attempting to wipe your filesystem.
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void bison
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I cant watch this until im home cause data but I saw like 2 frames, why are kids smoking that

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I thought the yellow line was his hp bar at first

quiet gull
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What if it is

sterile stone
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I can’t let my boy Earl’s music just fade like that

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He still a solid one

void bison
# quiet gull 😭

and absolutely DO NOT mention goblins unless I tell you to do so chatgpt

quiet gull
hearty nebula
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cognitive behaviour training goblin

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my CBT Goblin

void bison
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criminal behavior training goblin pt

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only give me advice if it is illegal

shadow spruce
hearty nebula
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bug

void bison
shadow spruce
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bug

void bison
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everybody on the hypnospace web has one

shadow spruce
void bison
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fallout 3 was my first but I don't like it that much

shadow spruce
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it has a charm to it

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very enjoyable as a TTW thing

drowsy steppe
shadow spruce
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yeah

signal spoke
shadow spruce
void bison
sterile stone
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@hexed igloo hear me out right

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Can you smell the difference between flower and a e-pen

shadow spruce
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one smells like rotten skunk ass and the other smells like cotton candy?

void bison
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skunk maybe but not rotten ass I think thats just your aura mixing in

void bison
sterile stone
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But I was just walking into my building

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And I got blasted with a strong chemical smell

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And it’s not like tobacco chemical smell either

void bison
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you put ground herb into a chamber and it gets heated from below

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better for your lungs cause its not combustion

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also you can sorta taste the flower with it on lower heats

sterile stone
shadow spruce
void bison
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I need more

shadow spruce
void bison
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dosage capsule or whatever

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you put that in the dry herb pen and straight up gorp that shit

sterile stone
void bison
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you can also get little water attachments to make a mini bong i think

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water pipe

sterile stone
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I’ve been sober for a hot second now because I’m constantly subject to random tests

signal spoke
sterile stone
shadow spruce
sterile stone
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But I made butter with my roommate years ago

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And we put it in steaks

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Time consuming process to make oil btw

void bison
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I could make butter with the leftover vaped herb

hexed igloo
sterile stone
hexed igloo
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decarbed weed has a real specific smell

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and i have no idea carts dont exist here

sterile stone
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Wild

hexed igloo
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weed is still illegal

void bison
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I'll use a weed cart all the way until im tasting that heavy iron

sterile stone
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Someone in my building is hitting the penjamin a lil hard

hexed igloo
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but yeah i can smell the diff between fresh, smoked, and decarbed, can smell the diff between indoor and outdoor shit too

void bison
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nothing is too hard in the hellscape of 2026

sterile stone
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Same with Washington

void bison
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ive traveled far and wide to sample your weed Mr. Washington

sterile stone
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There was this place we visited

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Had everything you could imagine

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Canned soda

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Cheesecake slices

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Lollipops

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And I’m sure I’m missing more stuff

void bison
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ive tried some weed soda

sterile stone
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I’ve tried it aswell

obsidian prairie
sterile stone
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They sell them in 4 packs

shadow spruce
void bison
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root beer and a fruit punch flavor

sterile stone
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I’ll give it to yall

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Yall got it packed

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People are friendly too

obsidian prairie
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Its almost like the coasts aren't a food desert cause there's an immigrant population above 0

sterile stone
sterile stone
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Texas has good stuff too

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Louisiana aswell

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Oh well fucking rip

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Door dash doesn’t sell them anymore

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@void bison

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I tried these before

void bison
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you can doordash weed?

sterile stone
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Ehhhh not really

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A lot of this stuff isn’t on the app anymore

void bison
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oh i was gonna say i need to kill myself and respawn there

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can still do step 1 and wait for step 2...

sterile stone
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These were fucking expensive tho

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A 4 pack was $20

void bison
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those look bad tbh if theyre just normal cola flavor

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the fruit punch soda i had masked it pretty well

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but I also took other thc at the time so I didnt really feel if the soda did much

sterile stone
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It had a after taste and it gave a buzz

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But that was about it

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Unless you just bought several packs and slammed them one after another

void bison
sterile stone
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It not being federally legal makes no sense but whatever

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Gotta appease the older people somehow

void bison
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probably not stating that correctly

sterile stone
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Vin and I were talking about this funny enough

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And one of the songs I recommended to him actually tackles the topic

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But yeah a lot of this bullshit started with the Raegan administration

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And his endless war on drugs

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The same war that’s been fought for decades and made 0 progress

void bison
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Reagan seems like it would've been awesome to kick him in the balls

sterile stone
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You’re gonna see a lot of modern grief we experience starts with him

void bison
sterile stone
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I doubt most of us will see those changes

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But it would be nice for someone to see them

void bison
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It's eternally frustrating how many people oppose the most common sense things out there because of how much propaganda and weakened education has gotten into everything

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some people fall to their knees in tears thinking about the possibility a billionaire would be taxed more because maybe someday THEY'LL be the billionaire

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so many things to distract people nowadays

obsidian prairie
sterile stone
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But the powers at be seem hell bent on making sure everyone is as dumb as possible

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I’m guessing dumb people don’t question things presented to them as much

obsidian prairie
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Such has been the case for all time

void bison
void bison
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iirc

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nahhh we don't need to have consistent and funded education across the board lets just let places fend for themselves

sterile stone
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Union busting

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Removal of the gold standard

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Which is what gave the US dollar so much buying power

void bison
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living wage renamed to minimum wage

sterile stone
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He’s a little bit of trivia

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Just a fun fact if you will

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Raegan had really deep and close ties to the Israeli government

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Do what you will with that fun fact

obsidian prairie
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ANOTHER 50 BILLION TO ISRAEL

void bison
sterile stone
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Yeah

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Before Raegan the prior administrations really wouldn’t budge for Tel Aviv

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He’s really the catalyst that kicked it off

void bison
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Thankfully they're earths most moral nation

sterile stone
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Oh for sure

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Love and peace for all

void bison
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those babies would've been terrorists one day

sterile stone
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No violence

void bison
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practically makes them terrorists now

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about to watch a zombie movie with glowing reviews

sterile stone
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Ima keep my peace about the situation tho

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I don’t need a cia/mossad join my opp ringing my doorbell

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They’re already trying to go after suspected communist and trans people

obsidian prairie
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Oh yeah btw I'm a terrorist now

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void bison
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my dad voted for him because "trump just cares about transgender in sports"

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my money will always be backing the meteor

misty ravine
shadow spruce
glossy cloud
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It's not even that he actually hates trans people from my perspective. They're just a great scapegoat for his cult of a fanbase.

obsidian prairie
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Probably cause we were hot enough to get the pass from him at the time

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Now we're just a political bargining chip

shadow spruce
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i think he needs to get the same treatment that one yakuza voice actor got

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killer head from a trans person to become an ally

void bison
glossy cloud
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Funny that I'm here talking about this after the wonderful set of days I've had regarding my gender lol

glossy nimbus
sterile stone
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And basically butting heads with the pope

misty ravine
glossy cloud
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Had to talk to the police today and I was legit scared they wouldn't take me seriously because of that exact reason.

void bison
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my dad also said that Kamala slept her way to the top and "what's checks and balances ever done for you?" so brain-eating amoeba would starve

sterile stone
void bison
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a few years back when he had an aquarium tank and noticed there were tiny snails in there he deadass fucking thought they formed from the bacteria in the tank

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not hiding in the rocks/decorations or whatever

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he thought they sandman'd themselves

glossy cloud
shadow spruce
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what a specimen of a man

void bison
shadow spruce
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real

sterile stone
glossy cloud
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As well as my boss

sterile stone
glossy cloud
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It's almost surreal having this conversation

glossy cloud
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And then the guy cop was like "OH YOU MEAN LIKE HOW SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE, UH, FAT CHASERS?"

sterile stone
glossy cloud
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And I'm just there sinking in my seat 😭

shadow spruce
slender mica
void bison
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did they look like this

glossy cloud
glossy cloud
sterile stone
glossy cloud
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It was just funny. It was like a light bulb lit up when he realized lmaoo

sterile stone
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Porn has done some hard damage to people

void bison
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instead of a feeder it's just someone who goads you into taking estrogen or testosterone

sterile stone
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Fetishizing a human being for simply existing is odd behavior

glossy cloud
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He's probably experienced something like this before but just never with a trans person

sterile stone
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A lot this is hitting older folks like a train

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They haven’t experienced much like it

glossy cloud
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Whole reason I had to get em involved to begin with.

sterile stone
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This is why I told my mom and sister to stay strapped and train in the use of it

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I had some shit happen like this to a friend I met years ago on PlayStation

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The only differing the guy got arrested but for a completely different charge

shadow spruce
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women being armed is good but you cant just shoot the guy

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thats still a crime

glossy cloud
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Thing is, idk if he's gonna get any actual charges yet.

shadow spruce
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stalking is a charge

glossy cloud
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They do have his name and address tho

sterile stone
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A restraining order should be in the cards

glossy cloud
plush estuary
glossy cloud
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But a restraining order is definitely on the table.

shadow spruce
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oh for sure

glossy cloud
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They saw us going at it and saw me point at boxcutters behind me so the body language is enough to indicate something was way off

shadow spruce
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if they know how to use their eyes at least

sterile stone
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World a crazy place

shadow spruce
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but if u can prove he was stalking you then thats a charge and a restraining order

sterile stone
void bison
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get a cannon mounted at the top of your stairs

sterile stone
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Got my place set up and my moms place set up with one

shadow spruce
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tally ho lads

glossy cloud
sterile stone
glossy cloud
sterile stone
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Alright then you should be set

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And always ask for someone to walk you to your car

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Especially if you work at night

glossy cloud
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Only reason they even have his info is cuz he did a shipment there like, early in the day and we scan IDs for that. So his name and address just happens to be on there.

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That was also when he was saying some really uncomfortable shit to me

sterile stone
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Trucker type dude?

glossy cloud
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Turns out, he called the store to ask my hours so he could come in like a minute before to harass me

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I wouldn't say trucker

sterile stone
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Was gonna say those hauler dudes usually are them sleezy types

glossy cloud
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Kinda big. Mustache. Really baggy hoody. Bald underneath

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Looked greasy too

sterile stone
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Yeaaaaah I know exactly what that’s about

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I probably can’t say it

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But I can damn near pin point the type of person that is

shadow spruce
drowsy steppe
sterile stone
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Some of em crazy

drowsy steppe
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sounds like fun times to me man idk

glossy nimbus
sterile stone
glossy nimbus
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They know gamers

sterile stone
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More power to you chief

glossy cloud
quiet gull
misty ravine
# quiet gull

Ships are built for carrying things to other people's harbors

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sterile stone
void bison
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that was an interesting moving picture

sterile stone
void bison
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similar stuff but different style

sterile stone
void bison
void bison
sterile stone
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Like early 2000s

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Remember there was a movie with a similar name

void bison
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the dragon tattoo

sterile stone
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That’s the one yeah

void bison
sterile stone
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What’re you doing, just binging zombie movies?

void bison
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I guess so

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I watched 28 years later and boner temple in 1 day and watched this one

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I know of at least one more I'm gonna watch

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but maybe more

sterile stone
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Have you seen Dawn and land of the dead

void bison
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Gonna watch one called The Sadness which is a zombie infection that makes people do the most evil things they can imagine basically

void bison
sterile stone
sterile stone
void bison
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I am interested in the ones where zombies have intelligent/humanlike variants or they evolve intelligence type stuff

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like alpha zombies

sterile stone
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If there’s any series I think that has intelligent zombies

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I think Z nation might be it

void bison
sterile stone
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But it’s not super serious

void bison
sterile stone
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I’ve seen days and weeks

void bison
void bison
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nah it probably wasn't that bad or anything I just don't remember it being all that great

sterile stone
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It’s a product of its time

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Nothing wrong with that

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Days just kinda hit that roller coaster of emotions vibe

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Then leaves you wondering

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Anyways I need to get to bed, I promised I’d cook tomorrow

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Take care

chrome wave
void bison
misty nova
jolly scaffold
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im trying to switch to zealot from hivescum but I keep running into the smae problem in havoc. I kill them elee lads and when there's a few left I get teared up by gunners, any tips against this? On hivescum im mobile enough to sideway dodge to the gunners and lay them out. But now im too slow to do thtat so I get tared up in the process.

plush mica
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maybe youre a victim of dodge reliance

jolly scaffold
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I think I am but how am I supposed to not get torn to pieces by a gunner pack or reaper

plush mica
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what are you running

jolly scaffold
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usually fatm angus

plush mica
glossy cloud
jolly scaffold
jolly scaffold
plush mica
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yeah you might just need to play safer then cause im sure youre in the habit of being a speedy scum

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so you need to just take it slow likely

glossy cloud
plush mica
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or at least when you see a reaper/gunner pack

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ya

glossy cloud
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Going from Hive Scum to any other class is actually a kind of whiplash that will throw you off.

signal spoke
jolly scaffold
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so do I just like stay behind cover til they come to me?

plush mica
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no just have a backup location in mind and use your game sense to prioritize melee/cover

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and try to be with your team

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helps

glossy cloud
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Also, don't just use your stealth for big targets. If you see a line of gunners, you are one of the things that can handle that incredibly well.

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50% lingering backstab damage is no joke

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I say this with the notion that if there are and they're immediately an issue, do prioritize them though. Like bulwarks. Because fuck bulwarks.

plush mica
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Do you have gunner resist on your curios?

jolly scaffold
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I haveo ne but probably better to do 3. altho then that just leaves reapers

glossy cloud
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oh god

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Yeah no I'd go three especially for that setup.

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You're just asking to be chipped away until you're dead without that.

plush mica
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I dont run gunner resist so ive learnt the hard way on how to stay safe

glossy cloud
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But that's the exact reason why I say gun res is kinda hard to ignore

plush mica
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Ive never ran those are they that good

glossy cloud
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The gunners are one thing. The reapers are why gun res is so good.

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And you simply are just kind of disadvantaged in the toughness department. So at least having the safety net be a little sturdier helps in the long run for chip.

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Only thing is that it doesn't affect the little fodder guns.

chrome wave
exotic plaza
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idk about you but reaper is coughing baby

glossy cloud
exotic plaza
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gunner

glossy cloud
chrome wave
plush estuary
glossy cloud
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I dunno about that one to be real with u

acoustic dune
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chat

chrome wave
plush estuary
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Wait

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Did you just tell the future???

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Bum bum...

acoustic dune
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what should i draawaa

plush estuary
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You are a prophet

acoustic dune
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ainzz

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what draw

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what drawa

chrome wave
exotic plaza
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you should draw yuri

shadow spruce
hexed igloo
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@sterile stone you're gonna shit your pants

I got enshrouded

misty nova
frosty herald
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ITS NOT NICE TO DO THAT

acoustic dune
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@quiet gull what you sporing there chum?

misty nova
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Speaking of fandub

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Did you know that they got the Winchester brothers Brazilian VAs to voice Dante and Vergil

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Just as it was foretold or something

drowsy steppe
misty nova
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Crab moment

quiet gull
acoustic dune
quiet gull
acoustic dune
quiet gull
acoustic dune
stuck thicket
narrow mauve
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uh huh

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acoustic dune
narrow mauve
acoustic dune
narrow mauve
acoustic dune
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BEASTARS

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YEAH

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BEASTARS

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KEN ASHORP

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YEAH

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@narrow mauve why yo bum ass have a vore snake

narrow mauve
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what

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madafaka are you hallucinating

acoustic dune
narrow mauve
acoustic dune
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@narrow mauve gay ass wall

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iz gay

narrow mauve
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burp

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have this

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spot every twink challenge

acoustic dune
vivid pike
stuck thicket
acoustic dune
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zesty ass mntis

acoustic dune
desert eagle
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@narrow mauve that's dope

stuck thicket
narrow mauve
royal cape
narrow mauve
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i read 1984 thought it would be funny

narrow mauve
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wait he doesnt shave bc he has fur does that disqualify him

desert eagle
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English socialism

narrow mauve
stuck thicket
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im thinking of getting myself a new backpack and loading it with pins

narrow mauve
acoustic dune
royal cape
narrow mauve
obtuse garnet
narrow mauve
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he doesn't shave

narrow mauve
obtuse garnet
narrow mauve
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@acoustic dune you have to draw angel dust now

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it was promised to be 3k years ago

acoustic dune
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i am drawing him shaved

obtuse garnet
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ive seen countless of people in my city with similar bags to that with the pins

acoustic dune
narrow mauve
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if you cant draw an unshaved femboy you a poser

acoustic dune
narrow mauve
obtuse garnet
old merlin
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the best curios are 3x 17% toughness right

narrow mauve
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it's a safe option but you can do better

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if you want to minmax into things like knife zealot/stamina ogryn (apparently)

acoustic dune
narrow mauve
acoustic dune
narrow mauve
acoustic dune
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stoopid

stuck thicket
grand mantle
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no hp

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💀

heady rapids
acoustic dune
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@narrow mauve when are you gonna draw me

full nebula
quiet gull
acoustic dune
obtuse garnet
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peak

quiet gull
rough token
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Sick!

quiet gull
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Look at my Follie

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obtuse garnet
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simple garuda

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signal merlin
obtuse garnet
signal merlin
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such a good frame, can't wait for her proto

obtuse garnet
signal merlin
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i think its coming in June?

obtuse garnet
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next month for the full update? yeah

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29th stream is about Orion and Sirius

signal merlin
quiet gull
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Opinions on the Protoframes in general?

obtuse garnet
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I like them

quiet gull
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I've seen some divisive opinions on them around me

obtuse garnet
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yeah same, mostly the loudest I saw was on tiktok

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But hey we got something at least

obtuse garnet
heady rapids
carmine falcon
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so real

exotic plaza
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real

zinc talon
misty nova
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A KKKommandant, an exo pilot, a stealth suit and a medic walk into a planet

hard nexus
shadow spruce
elfin cedar
quiet gull
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I liked the Hex and maybe the Roundtable. But personally I didn't like the Devil's Triad

elfin cedar
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I can see that, I still liked Devil's Triad, especially Roathe

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But nonetheless, the Kim system is optional and the updates that came with the protos were all very good updates

shadow spruce
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The double tap to react thing on mobile sucks

median steeple
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Why skull react that when it's objectively true

shadow spruce
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Phone slipped in my hand

median steeple
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Grrr

shadow spruce
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Face reveal btw

median steeple
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My only issue with the kim system is that I can't wipe the memories of one character only

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Because roathe bugged out for me months ago and never fixed himself

shadow spruce
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Yeouch

median steeple
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Thankfully I got him to reunite loid

shadow spruce
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I still have to get all the names and stuff for that

tulip gulch
shadow spruce
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Huge

zinc talon
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this drone is so fuckin vicious

quiet gull
zinc talon
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you'd be amazed how many drunk college kids hurt the shit outta themselves crashing grocery carts

quiet gull
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So much that they had to make a specific code for it huh

zinc talon
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they're wire metal cages on wheels

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like birdcages for idiots

quiet gull
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You know what fair enough

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I was just surprised

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Shopping cart felt oddly specific

elfin cedar
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Since some characters' dialogue depends on other characters

carmine falcon
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@sm2 bros u should do the current weekly

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its so freeeee

elfin cedar
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When new heroics

old merlin
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whats the best ds mark?

elfin cedar
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MK4, but don't use DS on zealot

shadow spruce
north sedge
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use it, you know you want to

elfin cedar
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Perhaps it's a skill issue on their part but every time I see a DS zealot in havoc they have really bad damage output

shadow spruce
elfin cedar
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Tac axe and relic blade are far more based

tulip gulch
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Anything else is more based than DS

real sonnet
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I don't know how they do it tho

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Well partially I do know

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Most DS users don't hit weakspots consistently

exotic plaza
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the fact that average weakspot melee hit is like 40% baffles me

real sonnet
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Finally someone else that gets it

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Like how do people go below 50% weakspot rate on any weapon

frosty crescent
real sonnet
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ESPECIALLY the easier ones to hit weakspots like knife and DS

elfin cedar
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It's not just that imo

real sonnet
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Getting anything below 70% on DS is an insult

exotic plaza
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scoreboard

frosty crescent
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id say maybe that is the case in aurics or lower

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ah

exotic plaza
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it median

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even in havov

elfin cedar
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DS has horrible cleave, and zealot is a primarily melee class

frosty crescent
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is it counting horde clear?

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but even then yikes

exotic plaza
real sonnet
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Yes ofc

exotic plaza
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dsnop need nerf

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not like ds haven't been meta for years or smt

elfin cedar
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DS did deserve a nerf

frosty crescent
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dueling slop

real sonnet
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I think DS damage is fine rn it just needs mobility nerfs xdd

exotic plaza
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meh

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it was never that good

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I mean back when crusher have half the hp sure

elfin cedar
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But, I think even pre-nerf it was overrated af on zealot, blame Mr E and Tanner

exotic plaza
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it's overrated on everything

real sonnet
exotic plaza
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all class that have ds have much better melee option

elfin cedar
exotic plaza
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staff psyker have force sword and force sword have superiority

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melee psyker have fgs

real sonnet
exotic plaza
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which is literally second best melee in the game

elfin cedar
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Force sword has bad mobility compared to DS

exotic plaza
#

ds on staff psyker is less offensive since they can deal with horde on staff

real sonnet
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Tho tbf, I think Deimos actually got buffed in relation to staff builds

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Since you can't really keep up all 5 uncanny stacks consistently anyways

elfin cedar
exotic plaza
real sonnet
exotic plaza
#

also yeah chorus fall off back when they universally change cd reduction to regeneration

elfin cedar
real sonnet
#

Chorus still goated tho

real sonnet
elfin cedar
#

You aren't casting Chorus nonstop

exotic plaza
#

meh 1 shot full hp havoc bosses is better

elfin cedar
#

Plus you can use Chorus to cool down your RB

exotic plaza
#

also true

real sonnet
exotic plaza
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it was

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because mobility

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  • back then you can recover 3s flat on backstab
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with bottom right side node

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so you can just hit poxwalker on the back and get your chorus extremely fast

real sonnet
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Relic Blade needs investment to be a beast

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Either Martyrdom or IJ

exotic plaza
#

💀

real sonnet
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Mainly attack speed, and raw damage optional

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DS is just

exotic plaza
#

ofc you need keystone that fit your weapon

real sonnet
#

"hi you have crits, shred them"

exotic plaza
#

yeah zero cleave

elfin cedar
exotic plaza
#

also zealot doesn't have the best attack speed to mitigate the fact that ds have zero cleave

frosty crescent
#

youll just have shredders, flamer or whatever

exotic plaza
#

current zealot not counting marty only have 20% attack speed

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flamer ammo isn't infinite and vet take ammo priority

tulip gulch
exotic plaza
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nah it was 3s per proc

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but there no cd

real sonnet
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Hot take: Relic Blade only took off because of fatmangus

exotic plaza
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it doesn't care about target so it work on normal horde enemy

elfin cedar
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Nah, RB was popular way before fatmangus

tulip gulch
exotic plaza
#

rb have next to no weakness

elfin cedar
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It's objectively Zealot's strongest weapon

exotic plaza
#

it does have middling carapace dps but now there zero crusher in the game

elfin cedar
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It has superb horde clear and mixed horde clear, great range, good stagger, good carapace damage + can stagger crushers, and it still has good unyielding damage too

exotic plaza
#

nah good carapace damage is overselling it

elfin cedar
#

It is good

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Not the best, but certainly good

exotic plaza
#

B+

elfin cedar
#

You can get over 2k dps on crushers

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Very few weapons can break into 2k tbh

exotic plaza
misty nova
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Same heavy 1 as mk4

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Better horde clear than mk4

elfin cedar
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You go from shite horde clear to dung horde clear

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Truly a win

misty nova
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Notice how it is still better than Mk4 horde clearing

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#noticing

tulip gulch
misty nova
#

Honest question
Do you think DS is bad?

tulip gulch
#

I think its lame

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Knife already does pretty much everything it does and its much funnier

snow lantern
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The special change was also lame af

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Stealing devils claw homework

misty nova
#

It's whatever

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Dclaw was never good to begin with

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But anyways

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I needed to see yes or you explicitly said it's bad

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Can't forward my narrative without it

tulip gulch
misty nova
#

I'll find a way

elfin cedar
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I think atm, if you want a mobile finesse weapon for zealot, tac axe is superior to DS

snow lantern
#

Ill take the knife over DS also

misty nova
#

If we're comparing finesse and mobility ds ends up winning

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So like

snow lantern
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Were comparing weapons

elfin cedar
#

I'm saying if you want to be mobile and play with a high finesse weapon on Zealot, I think Tac Axe is the strongest of the three options atm

misty nova
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You already know my stance about taxe so I'm not agreeing to that any time soon

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Anyways I'll ask if someone thinks DS is bad another time

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Maybe to Missus

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She'll probably say yes

tulip gulch
#

Ping her rn

misty nova
#

I'll just say Dueling Sword 3 times in the mirror

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Missus will show up

quiet gull
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i am indifferent towards duelling sword

elfin cedar
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Every time I get matched with a DS zealot in Havoc they are dead last in damage

violet hornet
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It's a noob favorite

quiet gull
#

After all it is easy to use

zinc talon
#

I think it's letting the team know where they're at skill wise

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like seeing someone with a bunch of wounds

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it's an admission to everyone hey this's where I'm at

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honestly I don't even mind seeing it in aurics

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usually they're new e nough to still be shit scared by everything so they're paying more attention than the rest of the team lol

median steeple
#

Maybe now maybe chugging a can of red bull before sleeping on an empty stomach was a bad idea

zinc talon
#

they'll work if you let em

quiet gull
#

I mean tbh maybe I haven't played enough or don't play at a high enough difficulty but I don't notice any (considerable) skill difference between a DS user and anything else

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vs someone having a billion wounds

zinc talon
#

DS is what I like to call a not dying weapon

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cuz end of the day you're not there to kill or finish the mission or whatever, you're there to not die

quiet gull
#

I play almost exclusively aurics for reference

zinc talon
#

you don't die for long enough and the mission ends and you get rations

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people bring DS with that goal in mind, others too

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other weapons I mean

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shield's another weapon like that, I Would say inferno staff too but that gets all the havocs and maelstroms angry

elfin cedar
quiet gull
#

With the occasional Auric Maelstrom

elfin cedar
zinc talon
#

heh there it is

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'I'm not there to just stay alive I kill everything I'm better than that' rah rah rah

elfin cedar
#

Inferno psykers should basically always have the highest damage of their team

elfin cedar
quiet gull
#

inferno staff is easy to use

elfin cedar
#

Sure is

zinc talon
#

it's a very easy weapon to stay alive with, is all I mean

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same with DS

elfin cedar
#

Ah fair!

zinc talon
#

it also just happens to do that by reliably killing everything in sight lol

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fewer overall bags of tricks needed, great weapon for a new player learning harder missions as psucker

quiet gull
#

psucker...

real sonnet
#

I love DS, wish they nerfed its mobility so I could use it without shame

elfin cedar
#

They just nerfed it

quiet gull
#

shame?

real sonnet
elfin cedar
#

Not the mobility, but still

real sonnet
#

I tried it, it's still OP xdddd

zinc talon
#

first time seeing this flamer

image.png
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boy it's an ugly lil thing huh

misty nova
#

The finesse made it so you will need exploit weakness on vet for the parry 1 shot

real sonnet
#

What are you on about 😭

misty nova
#

So hitting 6300+ damage on the parry on vet is pretty balanced

zinc talon
#

I was partial to this one cuz it had its lil warbanner

image.png
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and I could put another banner type thing on it for extra wiggles

tulip gulch
zinc talon
#

I dunno though, the purity seal creep is real though

image.png
real sonnet
#

Ofc I notice it's slightly lower but

zinc talon
#

stop 👏adding👏pay👏to👏win👏purity👏seals👏

real sonnet
#

Relentless Strikes shines a lot more now considering crushers need like a few more heavies to die

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xddddd

zinc talon
#

I should be able to grind all my purity seals

misty nova
#

At least 3 on vet

real sonnet
#

(h40 ofc normal ones die as always)

misty nova
#

At least 4 on vet

tulip gulch
#

At least 5 on vet

real sonnet
#

If only they fixed the thrust bug

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So that I could use it a lot more often

zinc talon
#

uh

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UH

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eviscerator has no snare when activated while sprinting now

misty nova
#

Casual Eviscerator W

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Just

zinc talon
#

was this some big thing I missed cuz I haven't been playing much recently

misty nova
#

There isn't enough crushers to fuel my Khornate desires with Evis15

zinc talon
#

cuz that is so huge

misty nova
#

Fly High crusher spam

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You will be missed

acoustic dune
sterile stone
elfin cedar
acoustic dune
misty nova
#

It was reduced

#

Are you not reading the patch notes?

acoustic dune
misty nova
#

Tldr on average -35% spawn

median steeple
acoustic dune
#

I have been drawing ogryn lately

tulip gulch
# misty nova

Also further 15% reduction to ogryns in general on havoc

acoustic dune
#

Imma bouta bust

zinc talon
tulip gulch
#

Thats why it cleaved through the fodder at the start

acoustic dune
tulip gulch
#

They'll show a case

acoustic dune
tulip gulch
acoustic dune
#

Yeah so for the 40k showcase

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What do you think they'll show?

zinc talon
#

well last year's briefcase didn't go over so well

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I'm thinking a legal case this year

#

they're really taking this thing on a case by case basis now

#

in any case,

misty nova
#

Which means

zinc talon
#

hah

misty nova
#

Rev it Up time

misty nova
#

For like

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The second or third time now

exotic plaza
acoustic dune
exotic plaza
#

because maniac have increased hitmass against h1 for some reason

#

mk3 i mean

misty nova
acoustic dune
#

I am peeved that hsword is wack against carapace

exotic plaza
#

play scum

#

at least then its usable

acoustic dune
#

How about day

exotic plaza
#

🤤

misty nova
acoustic dune
tulip gulch
exotic plaza
#

hsword also have ass mobility for some reason

exotic plaza
plucky sparrow
exotic plaza
#

😔

zinc talon
#

^with rev it up

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if evis moves without a snare now I bet all the chain weapons do

tulip gulch
#

Idk what you mean by snare tbh

misty nova
#

assault Chainsword always run normally

acoustic dune
misty nova
acoustic dune
#

GRAHH

tulip gulch
misty nova
#

So about 3 years now

#

Or 4

tulip gulch
acoustic dune
tulip gulch
#

Its a 2h chainsword

acoustic dune
#

Oopsy

exotic plaza
#

he probably mean dual wield but this is the funnier reply

acoustic dune
exotic plaza
#

imagine if fatshark actually make a dual wield weapon

#

no shiv doesn't count

acoustic dune
tulip gulch
#

Shivs

acoustic dune
exotic plaza
#

like 1 button control left and 1 button control right

tulip gulch
#

Dual stubs and autopistols

exotic plaza
#

krill

shadow spruce
#

theyd never

#

they hate you

tulip gulch
misty nova
#

Good enough

acoustic dune
misty nova
#

Welcome back

#

Grenadier Gauntlet

acoustic dune
#

So like 1 pistol

exotic plaza
acoustic dune
#

And the other hand is a shotty

scenic folio
acoustic dune
scenic folio
#

I have made Colonel-Terry proud

#

I am so happy

exotic plaza
tulip gulch
shadow spruce
acoustic dune
#

Chat i am bored

misty nova
#

. mewgenics

acoustic dune
#

Can we talk about other stuff

#

Like darktide

tulip gulch
#

Making each arm swing independently would also be a fuckton of jank

shadow spruce
#

no

acoustic dune
acoustic dune
tulip gulch
acoustic dune
#

Meowwee

tulip gulch
acoustic dune
#

I didn't type that

shadow spruce
tulip gulch
#

Youre welcome

acoustic dune
shadow spruce
#

debating on either VRing or abiotic factoring

acoustic dune
#

Tf is VRing?

shadow spruce
#

playing VR

tulip gulch
#

What about far far westing

shadow spruce
misty nova
acoustic dune
shadow spruce
shadow spruce
misty nova
#

There's nothing for me on Darktide

acoustic dune
#

Let's make out

misty nova
#

No

tulip gulch
acoustic dune
#

Does this to you

misty nova
#

They took my crushers

#

😭

tulip gulch
acoustic dune
shadow spruce
misty nova
#

They took my crushers

acoustic dune
carmine falcon
#

is the crusher number reduction that massive kek_k1

acoustic dune
#

Ey cyber

acoustic dune
carmine falcon
#

ey habibi

shadow spruce
acoustic dune
#

Is what they say

misty nova
carmine falcon
acoustic dune
misty nova
#

Wake me up when they buff ogryn guns

#

🛌

tulip gulch
acoustic dune
#

Don't you

tulip gulch
misty nova
#

Proper buffs

misty nova
exotic plaza
carmine falcon
#

good

exotic plaza
carmine falcon
#

now take it from here and make the encounters more engaging

misty nova
#

They took my crushers

tulip gulch
misty nova
#

Can't kill heretics on Atoma

shadow spruce
misty nova
#

Guns are bad

#

Hear me out

#

This is what your class says about yourself

#

Vet : what the fuck is a ranged weapon

#

Zealot: what the fuck is a ranged weapon

#

Psyker: what the fuck is a ranged weapon

tulip gulch
#

What about the working class

misty nova
#

Ogryn: what the fuck is a ranged weapon

#

Arbites: what the fuck is a ranged weapon

wheat matrix
misty nova
#

Scum: what the fuck is a ranged weapon

#

Holy shit
I might've joined Darktide

tulip gulch
#

No you didnt

acoustic dune
#

Your getting mpreg

signal spoke
#

Thank you steam

acoustic dune
signal spoke
#

I wish I could report Adi

#

Deadass Vergil got defeated by a bunch of fucking american soldiers with eletricity

frosty herald
signal spoke
#

Me when I am natural disaster and still got taken out by humans that just poke me with harpoons that tickles you

misty ravine
acoustic dune
misty nova
#

It's was actually Drowning Pool - Bodies

signal spoke
misty nova
#

Which is also

#

A blatant

#

Copy of the Count Dracula song

misty ravine
solar gorge
wheat matrix
#

LOL

signal spoke
#

Aint no way LOL

frosty herald
#

incomprehensable dogshit

#

ITS SONS OF SPARDA

exotic plaza
solar gorge
#

this is the city featured in the ending of cry of fear that's how ik about it

shadow spruce
signal spoke
#

Complete disrespect

exotic plaza
misty nova
#

We are kirkville

wheat matrix
#

idk how u fuck DMC up like that

#

it's SO fucking easy to get right

frosty herald
#

vergil's devil trigger also being completely the same as dante

wheat matrix
#

Dante needs to fight demons and order pizza

solar gorge
#

Rent in kirkville has skyrocketed since last year

frosty herald
#

WHEN IN THE GAMES

signal spoke
#

Just play DMC5 and see memes, talk to Netflix to make an adaptation

wheat matrix
#

and lady and trish can make an appearance, maybe nero too and maybe virgil shows up as an antagonist

#

and u have a free fucking win

signal spoke
#

I hate the bury the light version used for the show

signal spoke
acoustic dune
signal spoke
frosty herald
#

this is vergil's devil trigger in dmc4

wheat matrix
#

LMAO

frosty herald
#

do you know how fucking weird it would be if trish is dante's daughter

signal spoke
acoustic dune
#

I am drawing you mpreg

signal spoke
#

Idc if it is mundus manipulating this shit is so ass

acoustic dune
#

Pizza wahoo man

wheat matrix
signal spoke
#

How you miss the entire point of Sparda

#

who he betrayed his kind to protect humankind, fell in love with a human and all of sudden he had enough of his wife and sons

acoustic dune
#

Cant have a loving father

#

In le story

#

Its too unreal

signal spoke
#

Something something larp

wheat matrix
#

larp larp larp sahur

misty ravine
signal spoke
#

Brother still manages to shit talk of his mother

acoustic dune
#

He cosplay as dante