zealot-class

[sterile stone]

People spent over a decade trying to combat stick drift

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-cat-crazy-cat-meme-crazy-cat-gif-12222390979602983602

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/yoyo-white-cat-tiktok-silly-cat-car-gif-5886769307141897158

[frosty herald]

curious aye

[tranquil bone]

Yeah by developing new stuff lol

[sterile basalt]

argus this is not the first time u don't know and it certainly won't be the last

[heady rapids]

does he know?

[tranquil bone]

Like TMR

[frosty herald]

the game is in full scale development right after they want to use that ai artist

[sterile stone]

I’ll give it a chance when I see reviews months from now

[frosty herald]

fuck nah!

[sterile stone]

Like I don’t expect the shit to be indestructible

[signal spoke]

I am calling it right now, Nero is gonna be dante and lady kid in season 3

[sterile stone]

But I’m always gonna be iffy on that particular issue

[sterile basalt]

ofc not but this is better than basically all others

[shadow spruce]

is argus talking about the magnetic sticks

[sterile basalt]

besides u can do trackpad and gyro so

[sterile basalt]

ye

the issue with hall effect was power draw

[shadow spruce]

i hate him

[frosty herald]

shut up please

[sterile basalt]

TMR is best of both worlds

[tulip gulch]

simply stop losing

[sterile stone]

If you plan on getting one

[signal spoke]

or trish...

[sterile stone]

I’ll ask for a update in 4 months

[sterile basalt]

idk will see

[signal spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585496463807873034/1461407676331196702/colors.gif

[sterile basalt]

even if I want one I can't get one rn

it's sold the fuck out

[shadow spruce]

ask him if he knows how magnets work

[sterile stone]

Like I want a honest review from someone who extensively uses rollers

[sterile basalt]

buddy this is argus

[frosty herald]

lady and dante being a thing should always be left ambigious

[shadow spruce]

they taught me how they work in fucking grade school

[sterile basalt]

it'd be a record breaking moment if he finds out how compasses work

[sterile stone]

The fuck are you talking to

[signal spoke]

adi saw that scene of lady and dante having a personal conversation up close in DMC3then added to the show

[sterile basalt]

wat

[shadow spruce]

he has me blocked remember

[sterile stone]

Who are you talking to

[shadow spruce]

cant see me

[signal spoke]

buh?

[sterile basalt]

no I don't keep tabs on people

[shadow spruce]

i dont know how hes so good at pissing me off

[sterile basalt]

Lunch

[shadow spruce]

baller fries

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[sterile basalt]

mort?

[sterile stone]

Oh

[tulip gulch]

mOwOwwt

[sterile stone]

Yikes

[sterile stone]

What kinda sauce is that

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/mald-guy-gif-18778091

[violet hornet]

Good looking fries

[sterile basalt]

I think it's spicy mayo
but I got this from a turkish restaurant so idk

[sterile stone]

Ah the Turks

[sterile basalt]

they taste 5x better than they look

[sterile stone]

You’re in good hands

I might get Thai rice today

[violet hornet]

Hell yea the fries at the kebab places are always good

[sterile stone]

I get the vibes

The voice reminds me of Q

But you know I love my mellow beats and 808s

I’d still bump with it if it was played in the car tho

Closest to something like this

Would be Tookie Knows

[heady rapids]

@ivory marlin @visual stream SCAMMED SOME KID!!!!!

[ivory marlin]

So true

[solar gorge]

dendebayo

[sterile basalt]

I would record its crunch from my bite but ik argus would prob go feral over that

[sterile stone]

You got the wrong person

I’m not into asmr

Unless it’s the sound of rain

[sterile basalt]

I got exactly the right person

[sterile stone]

I had a idea

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-kys-keep-yourself-safe-gif-5744540184644190598

[sterile stone]

Ima get a Edgar cut

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/big-balls-birds-meme-altushka-gif-837297635082043358

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-cooked-bad-haircut-hair-gif-10221558871062307163

[sterile basalt]

wats dat

[sterile stone]

It’s a haircut you see a lot in the south with Hispanic dudes

[ivory marlin]

I love small man van dude hes so funny

[sterile basalt]

ok yea no I looked it up
u with that might be the most chopped dude I know

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/harristic_/status/2054216694092923380?s=20

harri (@harristic_)

HAVE THEY ADDED EASY MULTIPLAYER TO JAVA?????

X · May 12, 2026, 3:06 PM

[sterile stone]

Hating on a weekday while having a bowl cut is insane work

[shadow spruce]

ITS ONLY BEEN 15 YEARS MOJANG

[shadow spruce]

hes chopped anyways

[heady rapids]

im good dude

[sterile basalt]

even worse when that 1 time my friend from croatia (naturally curly) went bald for a summer

[heady rapids]

with their policies and banning ppl for playing online

img ood

[shadow spruce]

img ood

[sterile basalt]

no I keep short hair always

I'm asian remember?

[sterile stone]

Asians rock bowl cuts

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/super-idol-gif-23526928

[tulip gulch]

what

[sterile basalt]

not me

[sterile stone]

I sense a lie

Boy got the polo shirt and cargo shorts with the new balance

I know you do

[signal spoke]

Minecraft java

better multiplayer with oomfies

[tulip gulch]

big if true

[violet hornet]

My dumb ass read this and thought they were talking about the java programming language

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/eckoxsoldier/status/2054217837745516910?s=20

Scott (ECKOSOLDIER) (@eckoxsoldier)

Minecraft Java now has a friends system!
︀︀
︀︀This is honestly looong overdue! 🔥

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FxTwitter · May 12, 2026, 3:11 PM

[tulip gulch]

woaw

[sterile basalt]

no I got a columbia rain jacket, jeans and salomon shoes

bro got nothing right

pack it up ur washed

[solar gorge]

what fr

that's big actually

[sterile stone]

Can’t hide your true nature

I know there’s premium tier scrub over yonder

[sterile basalt]

wat true nature

[tulip gulch]

kid named "it"

[sterile basalt]

what even is yonder

[sterile basalt]

buddy ur aura is physical

pipe down

[shadow spruce]

somewhere in whatever direction the hand wave is in

[sterile stone]

How long have you been in North America

[sterile basalt]

couple years

[signal spoke]

https://www.minecraft.net/pt-pt/article/friends-list-for-java-edition

[sterile stone]

You not picking up anything I say is wild

[shadow spruce]

so "yonder" is kind of a measure of distance

[heady rapids]

why is twin peaks ep1 1 and a half hour long holy SHIT

[sterile stone]

Then again nvm

Canada

Yall talk about the loose moose aboot

[sterile basalt]

ok is this some seriously americanized bullshit I have to rollback my IQ to understand

[solar gorge]

what's a loose moose aboot

[shadow spruce]

usually when ppl use "yonder" it gets coupled with a vague handwave in a direction

generally its anything over a mile but under 30 miles

[sterile stone]

There’s a moose loose aboot

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710316430884864003/803567797082259486/awesome.gif

[sterile basalt]

ok so it is some seriously americanized bullshit

[shadow spruce]

kind of

[sterile stone]

I nearly crushed my phone screen

[solar gorge]

wtf

[tulip gulch]

motherfucker

[sterile basalt]

it seems like I just haven't been brought down low enough to understand americanized specific slang

maybe it's cuz I'm in quebec which is worse

[shadow spruce]

i dont think its american specific

but its almost always acompanied with a handwave in the vague direction of the thing thats yonder

[sterile stone]

That’s like

Specifically French people I believe

Which is worse mind you

But still

[sterile basalt]

french wannabe

which is worse

they do have pretty good salmon here tho

[solar gorge]

naaah

quebec rules

they're so funny and welcoming

[shadow spruce]

sorry man nothing beats alaskan salmon

[sterile basalt]

I wouldn't know

[shadow spruce]

the only thing more goated is beer battered halibut

[void bison]

BEAST

[misty nova]

Froug

[sterile basalt]

I wouldn't know

[shadow spruce]

its goated

[sterile stone]

Needs a beret

[shadow spruce]

and im sorry u havent had it yet

[sterile basalt]

it's ok I'm chinese remember

[shadow spruce]

that dont mean nothing

[sterile basalt]

it means I have had a lot of good food before

[shadow spruce]

oh ok

well you should try some alaska salmon and beer battered halibut

the halibut gets deepfried

[void bison]

needs nuclear launch codes

[sterile basalt]

hopefully one day

[sterile stone]

@gray ice If you can

I need a Akeem Ali type beat

Thems the vibes

[sterile basalt]

@sterile stone

[tulip gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming4-gif-25742430

[misty nova]

Ror2 loader

[sterile basalt]

more like standby for titanfall in a few years

[sterile stone]

This is the stuff that haunts my disassociating dreaming

Cause what the fuck

[sterile basalt]

what

[sterile stone]

Bruh imagine you’re like

High as shit

Or like just

Off focus

[sterile basalt]

ok u just described ur daily routine

now wat

[sterile stone]

And you see this

[sterile stone]

I wish I wasn’t sober

[sterile basalt]

yea and?

[sterile stone]

Brother has never been startled

I see that shit and I’m pulling a hamster maneuver

[sterile basalt]

why

[sterile stone]

Dying on the spot of a spontaneous heart attack

[sterile basalt]

it's just a mech

[sterile basalt]

dreadnought from the 3rd millenium

[sterile stone]

I’m not explaining my reasoning

Let me die

[sterile basalt]

this mech costs 650k USD and is in streamline production

[shadow spruce]

whats the intended usage for it

[sterile basalt]

rescue operations, or just for showing off

[snow lantern]

Generating online discourse

[sterile stone]

That money coulda easily went to a better cause

My bank account

[sterile basalt]

yea gotta fund the epstein alliance

[shadow spruce]

your bank account is the LAST place ANY money should go to

[sterile stone]

Wild

You know this raises questions

[heady rapids]

lmfaooooooooo

[sterile stone]

Like while I do believe colonizing planets is a stupid a useless endeavor

We could develop stuff to strip mine asteroids

Or planets

Or something

[sterile basalt]

quite far

[acoustic dune]

Ey chat

[sterile stone]

No Satan

[acoustic dune]

):

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/yoyo-white-cat-tiktok-silly-cat-car-gif-5886769307141897158

[acoustic dune]

I was gonna deceive and lure you into sin

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cruelty-squad-gif-21708952

[acoustic dune]

Kevin

Ey yog

You know any game like cosmoteer?

[shadow spruce]

space engineers

factorio

uh

i have no idea what game ur talking abt

[acoustic dune]

No space engineer

Again

And factorio

Is eh

I don't hab cash for that yet

[tranquil bone]

Starsector? Isn't quite the same but it fills the 2D spaceship battling

[acoustic dune]

I have it

But for some reason I find it complex

Make me feel like I should play mount n blade

I LOVE SLAVE TRAD8NG

[shadow spruce]

what

[acoustic dune]

Sit in a blob

Fight

Then those whom retreat get chased down

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-kys-keep-yourself-safe-gif-5744540184644190598

[tranquil bone]

The fleet combat does take some getting used to for sure

[sterile basalt]

btw this mech weighs ~500kg
heavy duty DJI agri-drones can move ~600kg cargo
u know what this means

[shadow spruce]

DEATH STRANDING

[misty nova]

There's a your mom joke somewhere in there

[sterile basalt]

theoretically
even argus could fit into it and then have a drone lift him + the mech together

[obsidian prairie]

Colonizing the moon is useful

[sterile stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/II61Ht_oAw4?si=2m_4gXNMy0_K4SMF

[sterile basalt]

(pacific rim)

[sterile stone]

For what tho

I mean there’s water yeah

[shadow spruce]

oh ur so right

[sterile stone]

But isn’t it also heavily irradiated

[shadow spruce]

cherno alpha the goat

[acoustic dune]

Whom design this anyway

Look like a wedge cage

In a way

[sterile basalt]

this is first gen mech

by unitree

[sterile stone]

I was going to say something but it’s a bit unhinged

But I can see it being done in the future

[sterile basalt]

go for it

[snow lantern]

Looks like Boston robotics

[shadow spruce]

boston dynamics

[sterile basalt]

boston dynamics are utterly mogged by unitree

[tranquil bone]

All of space has a bunch of radiation but the more realistic plans for moon stuff involves substantial underground building

[sterile stone]

Militaries strapping explosives to robots and having them charge into a enemy encampment

[sterile basalt]

sorry we already have that

FPV drones

[acoustic dune]

Prob cut the poor bot and glued the cage

[median steeple]

have you seen the ukrainian gun robot that captured two russians

[sterile basalt]

ring a bell?

[tranquil bone]

Buddy have you seen a single thing about Ukraine

[sterile stone]

The ukranian drones can get shot down

I mean like a full on

[sterile stone]

Boston dynamics robot

[shadow spruce]

you can...shoot the guy operating the bot

[median steeple]

dude Ukraine is running this shit right now

[shadow spruce]

just shoot the robot

[tranquil bone]

Those are even easier to shoot

[sterile basalt]

I gotta hand this to u but boston dynamics are so far behind on robotics rn

[obsidian prairie]

Staging

[glossy nimbus]

I mean at that point why not mount a gun to it

[sterile basalt]

yea we also already have that

China already has robodog legion with guns

[acoustic dune]

Tbf they didn't want there bot for military use

So less fund

[glossy nimbus]

[sterile basalt]

yea neither is unitree

[acoustic dune]

Ey missus

[acoustic dune]

Tf is unstressed?

[median steeple]

advanced warfare looking ass dude

[sterile basalt]

u never heard about unitree?

[tranquil bone]

The ultimate dream is building rockets on the moon or in orbit of it so you don't need to waste all the fuel getting stuff off the planet

[sterile basalt]

oh yea we have exoskeleton too

it's already a thing

can't jetpack but

[acoustic dune]

No

[median steeple]

exos have been a thing since like

[sterile basalt]

it does improve motor functions for wearers

[median steeple]

early 2010s

just super expensive

[acoustic dune]

Tue african military exoskeleton?

[median steeple]

and not practical

[sterile stone]

No

[snow lantern]

Its giving

[sterile basalt]

look them up they're the global leader in robotics rn

[sterile stone]

The exo skeletons being used now are for factory workers

[acoustic dune]

That's how titanfall2 mech start off

[median steeple]

I don't think exo's will ever see frontline use

[snow lantern]

Yea they are like the jawns from alien

[heady rapids]

ive seen some chinese factory footage i think im good

[acoustic dune]

Soon chat

[sterile basalt]

not entirely

[glossy nimbus]

Someday you'll be able to serve as a soldier

[sterile basalt]

I think some PLA forces already use them

[glossy nimbus]

At home

Controlling a gun drone

[sterile basalt]

that's also kinda already a thing

[glossy nimbus]

[median steeple]

I don't trust any media on like

military advancements

like the US one lies about the HUD stuff

[glossy nimbus]

Valid

[median steeple]

the PLA...

well

lol

[glossy nimbus]

Its about stocks

[median steeple]

russia had that "future soldier" shit for a decade

they're finally doing the four horsemen skins in OW...

[acoustic dune]

Remind me of the jet advancement

[acoustic dune]

Is that a necron?

[shadow spruce]

ur a necron

[sterile stone]

Devil’s advocate

Russia’s military is a big ass paper tiger

When your military gets to a point where that you start offering criminals shorter sentences to fight

[median steeple]

so is the PLA tbf

[sterile stone]

Oh no doubt

[median steeple]

and now the US is starting to stumble

due to leadership

[acoustic dune]

With all the drone footage

[sterile stone]

That’s where the tax payer dollars come in

[acoustic dune]

It really show the desensitisation of death when you are not there

[sterile stone]

Even with a evangelical murder cult running shit

We still have the money to flatten most countries

[median steeple]

drone footage still makes me sick

like I know it's very necessary to stop a war and genocide but fuckkk it still sucks to watch

[sterile stone]

I haven’t seen footage in a long ass time

Kinda wanna keep it that way

[void bison]

not without refreshing my memory but I am at work

[sterile stone]

All that being said tho

Wagner can get fucked

[void bison]

theres a game called Star Deus or something where you build a ship/space station and you're an ai waking people up from cryosleep but thats more like rimworld not cosmoteer

[sterile stone]

I don’t shed tears for murders and neo Nazis

[median steeple]

wagner doesn't even exist in ukraine anymore tbf

[void bison]

starsector doesnt have ship building in the same way I dont think but you can customize weapons and get a fleet

[median steeple]

the rest are all in africa now

[sterile stone]

In technicality no

[void bison]

we need to go back to muzzleloaded muskets and bayonet charges

[sterile stone]

I’d wager some of Prigo’s absorbed forces still work as advisors in Ukraine

Gotta remember

These are war profiteers

And they’re more than likely contracting out their services as advisors

[misty ravine]

Prigozhin mentioned

[sterile basalt]

I’ve watched some against IDF

[median steeple]

I've only seen IDF PoVs

and them being really incompetent

[sterile basalt]

I mean drone first person footage against IDF APCs and merkava tanks

[sterile stone]

Speaking of IDF

[void bison]

I havent seen much war footage but I saw some of Ukraine

[sterile basalt]

It’s ok cuz Israeli soldiers are men of steel they only take minor injuries and concussion from direct impact missile blasts

So I’m sure they’re alright

[sterile stone]

Are US soldiers actually there in Iran still?

[sterile basalt]

Blockade yes

They’re in a stalemate rn

Actual troops on Iranian soil no

[median steeple]

the only non drone footage I've seen that has kind of fucked me up a bit was the bradley ambush on a BTR

and that guys head popping like a grape

[sterile stone]

I heard the US and Iran were coming to peace talks than Israel bombed Iran again

Then it all fell through

Don’t know how true that is tho

[sterile basalt]

That’s kind of the gist of it but it happened a couple times

US sources are basically not trustworthy in this conflict for obvious reasons

And Iranian sources are uh

Mixed signals

Because IRGC and Iranian gov are different factions within Iran, politically

[frosty herald]

israel being extremely fuckass annoying

[snow lantern]

The only way to avoid this is to be dead

[sterile stone]

Truth

You can’t pay taxes if you’re dead

[obsidian prairie]

Pretty sure you can

[sterile basalt]

Sorry u gotta pay out of pocket to stay buried

[misty ravine]

I was told it was the end of history and it would be the 1990s forever

[sterile basalt]

And yes that goes directly to funding the Epstein alliance

[sterile stone]

Could you fucking imagine

Having to pay a subscription service to stay buried

[obsidian prairie]

Pharoahs had this figured out day 1

[sterile basalt]

Yea it’s not a secret US pharmaceutical and ballistics developments are based on research on cadavers

[void bison]

just learned Ariana grande was at a concert and a suicide bomber killed 22 people and injured 1000+ years back

[snow lantern]

Everything being rented is the direction were headed

[glossy nimbus]

No

[sterile basalt]

Yea ur gonna serve the Epstein alliance even in death

This next trillion dollars in defense budget to Israel was promised to them 3000 years ago

[sterile stone]

I saw some shit about robot girlfriends

And how people aren’t going out socializing

And all I could think about was blade runner

[snow lantern]

👍

[sterile stone]

Speaking of the US

I have chunks of the US summarized in brainrot form for you

https://youtube.com/shorts/1AEValEpikg?si=YEyCumNc66bxDsDq

[ivory marlin]

Someone let they dog shit in the room

I don’t get paid enough to clean it this well

[sterile basalt]

Do I rly wanna know

[sterile stone]

No but I’m sharing anyway

[sterile stone]

I’m ngl that hotel actually looks kinda nice

I dunno why but I thought you worked at some run down, shady ass hotel

[ivory marlin]

Recently had a remodel

[sterile stone]

Ah

[ivory marlin]

Its a 3.5 star hotel tho

Its not bad by any means

[sterile stone]

I mean that’s not saying much

[ivory marlin]

Best rated hotel chain in utah iirc

[sterile stone]

That’s kinda sad

[heady rapids]

6.7 star hotel

[ivory marlin]

Were also right next to all the ski shit

[ivory marlin]

Chain

This location is meh

But like

Some of the others ones

[ivory marlin]

Theres one that opened downtown

Holy shit its so nice

[sterile stone]

You get benefits right?

[sterile basalt]

Btw there’s this new hantavirus thing, u gotta stay safe

[ivory marlin]

I don’t

Only front desk does

Heres one of the suites @sterile stone

Gotta deep clean tho cuz it had a dog

[plush estuary]

leaked

I got IP

good luck

[heady rapids]

what is that toilet palcement

[plush estuary]

Cuck corner

Cuck toilet...

https://tenor.com/view/cuck-cuck-chair-cuck-chair-technique-goated-cuck-chair-techniques-holy-gif-14336416679670959073

[ivory marlin]

Idk man i just work here

[heady rapids]

no i know you put that there

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/goated-cuck-chair-cuck-chair-goated-cuck-chair-caitisland-chair-gif-966880558649747027

[opal star]

goated dafoe techniques

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbolt-geoguessr-google-maps-looking-rain-bolt-gif-13887226046939478457

[ivory marlin]

So true man

[sterile stone]

Saw this a bit ago

I mean if push comes to shove

I’m not really gonna be super affected

I just can’t go out like I use to

[sterile basalt]

Yea I mean ur physical aura will keep people at bay

For sure

But just to be safe

[sterile stone]

I’m not gonna be rage baited by a introverted string bean

Pipe down

[violet hornet]

If you see a mouse with a white belly, they're the carrier

(deer mice)

[sterile basalt]

I’m none of these things

[violet hornet]

Gotta clean their waste with bleach water, don't vacuum or sweep it

[sterile stone]

Going to school doesn’t make you a extrovert

[ripe quest]

You do have a physical aura sorry.

[ivory marlin]

Uh, guys

[violet hornet]

Infected

[median steeple]

The creature

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054240744810930531

zirtsxu (@zirtsxu7267)

do yall think outsiders see the invincible fandom as animals in a zoo

Quoting zirtsxu (@zirtsxu7267)
︀
nuke the invincible fandom

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[violet hornet]

Cawnk cuhreat

[misty nova]

That's not a cat

[ivory marlin]

Heya exhil

Havent spoken to you since i was 19

[ripe quest]

what the fuck you're so young

I thought I was a zoomer of zoomers in this chat lol

[ivory marlin]

I was born a day ago

[sterile stone]

Dude’s knees creaked when he read that

[sterile basalt]

U seem to be easily baited by me stating well known facts

[sterile stone]

Your posts give me mild constipation

[ivory marlin]

Crazy argus hits the big 99 next year

[ripe quest]

see you at bingo argus

[ivory marlin]

Props to bro for living past that 70-80 life expectancy

[sterile basalt]

U told me that was chronic & inherited

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-s-kennedy-leon-re4-resident-evil4-wheres-everyone-going-gif-21604833

[sterile stone]

The only thing inherited is the seasonal depression

I’ll be back in the fall

[sterile basalt]

Hopefully with a fixed pc

[sterile stone]

That shits gonna be worse with a pc

Concrete floors + summer heat

That shits gonna turn my room into a oven

[glossy nimbus]

How old are you

[plush estuary]

I think exhil is 47

my guess

[ripe quest]

Stan thinks I'm 50

I'm like 21 which isn't terribly young.

But it's funny to think that I was 18 and being called 50 by stan when I was first arguing about chain weapons here.

[misty ravine]

Association with spreadsheets invokes a certain stereotype

[plush estuary]

bro is 60

lies

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2054262645344063868

ov3rwh3lm (@ov3rwh3lm)

the worst person you know is equiping this title

X · May 12, 2026, 6:09 PM

[tranquil bone]

Yeah it's definitely the spreadsheets

I figured you were like 30

[ripe quest]

I've been told the way I type isn't really typical for a person my age.

Like quite a lot.

[signal spoke]

[solar gorge]

can you talk about tung tung tung sahur or something

[signal spoke]

I think for anyone who starts to type about game coding and in depth stuff, people will for sure assume you are more older

[plush estuary]

yeah

[signal spoke]

Ainz is 30 years old

[plush estuary]

People guess my age is older

yes

21 is the new 30

[signal spoke]

[ripe quest]

I'm blessed and didn't fall victim to the AI slop wave that obliterated my generation.

[misty nova]

Oh no

[solar gorge]

mr beasssst

[signal spoke]

Lol

[plush estuary]

<@&735928989146939404>

mr breast

[solar gorge]

ts so tuff

[plush estuary]

USDT

[ripe quest]

Lol that's the same hack that got one of my friends a month ago.

[plush estuary]

lol

[signal spoke]

They got wing

[misty nova]

He's gone

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[ripe quest]

Clearly ainz is a 68 year old hermit living in alaska.

[signal spoke]

Discord users really click on every sketchy links

[misty nova]

Ai slop and sketchy links

[tranquil bone]

Create has gotten insane. I actually want to play Minecraft again somehow

[misty nova]

Golden days of the generation

[violet hornet]

Would Mr breast really lie tho?

[tranquil bone]

lmao

[plush estuary]

not the last frame

notch

[slender mica]

ainz u wanna play some darktide

rn?

[plush estuary]

no

cant

[slender mica]

:<

[plush estuary]

got too boring

[slender mica]

D:

[plush estuary]

way too easy rn

so probably gonna take a break till it gets interesting

[tranquil bone]

It's surprising how often I run into people who still don't know how much of a shithead he is these days

[slender mica]

I mean... watching any video of his for years felt like exploitation of poor people to me

and then he literally remade squid games

[violet hornet]

Rotten armor nerf + crusher spawn decrease too much?

[slender mica]

idk how to phrase it but thats lacking real life media literacy

[frosty herald]

doesnt even have to be shady

it can also be stuff like hacks and game emulators

[sterile stone]

If anyone got hit the worst with ai shit

It’s Gen X

That 40-50 yr old Facebook crowd eats up ai stuff like crack in impoverished neighborhoods in the 80s

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-slop-meme-angry-birds-gif-7651698151872927061

[ivory marlin]

Year older than me calling me a baby

The frick?

[median steeple]

this gif should be a bannable offense

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ai-ai-slop-music-parade-gif-3602010662366379036

[ripe quest]

You saying frick alone justifies me calling you young.

[median steeple]

your ai slop bores me

[slender mica]

"haha look at the cute kitties"
"no mom thats AI slop"

https://tenor.com/view/cat-holding-head-cat-sad-cat-rahh-wahhhh-gif-11843610789762008433

[frosty herald]

Im an old man

25

[plush estuary]

it is

its literally in the rules

and inca has said it before

[solar gorge]

this clip should get u banned cuz you're clearly interacting with AI

these are not real ppl

[plush estuary]

nuh uh

I didnt even get hit once

[sterile stone]

Wait what

I thought you were younger than that

[frosty herald]

Im an unc

[misty nova]

Bro was born in 9/11 year

[sterile stone]

Ngl one of the most jarring things to learn

Is the modern laptop we use

Was developed in 1995

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2054275733824938096

X0XLEAK (@X0X_LEAK)

‼️HULK - 'INFINITY HULK' SKIN!

Available in the shop this week!
#MarvelRivals

X · May 12, 2026, 7:01 PM

Why's his hulk out

[solar gorge]

that's the guy from dispatch

p sure

[misty nova]

Robert Robertson

The third

That means this Banner actually throws hand

[signal spoke]

Green naked no small hulk out

[signal spoke]

Robert and Cecil would be buddies tbh

Just monitoring their heroes

[frosty herald]

cecil would run dispatch like the marines

[misty nova]

Real question though

Would Cecil fix Visi?

[frozen kernel]

Cecil would’ve been the one who chipped her 💀

[signal spoke]

[south prism]

@slender mica i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

[slender mica]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

[south prism]

everybody betray me i fed up with this worl

[slender mica]

I dont even know what you want from me

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[south prism]

https://tenor.com/view/breakcore-amen-break-bpm-170bpm-venetian-snares-gif-23676044

[slender mica]

awwww LOOKY LOOKY

someone wants to be

FRIENDS WITH ME

:3

@ebon bobcat

[south prism]

WHAT THE FUCK

[slender mica]

listen buddy, every beatles needs their ringo

[sterile stone]

Brudder do you ever sleep

[violet hornet]

The real what the fuck here is discord light theme

Thought that was Google or some shit

[hexed igloo]

I like to remain shrouded in mystery

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[hexed igloo]

Go explode

[sterile stone]

Blood shot eyes and dark rings

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/diablo-discord-gif-27221658

WEAK

SUFFER IN THE LIGHT

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-eyes-burn-cannot-unsee-burned-in-my-memory-gif-4950537

[sterile stone]

I bet you wear glasses

[hexed igloo]

It's fine it just looks wrong

[slender mica]

contacts 😔

[hexed igloo]

I bet you're bald

[violet hornet]

I am in an office with intense florescent lighting, full windows on one side, and no curtains and that shit is still blinding

[sterile stone]

Borked ass eyesight

[slender mica]

no i have a sexy haircut 😔

[violet hornet]

Two scraggly hairs on top of a shiny bald head

🥚

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bald-gif-26454753

[slender mica]

i have a short wolf style haircut

[hexed igloo]

Short like......shaved clean type short

[violet hornet]

Til short wolves are bald

[slender mica]

guys... are you ... going bald?

[hexed igloo]

Nah I think it's that bald wolves are short

[sterile stone]

I snorted too hard

Nose hurt

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-looking-meme-gif-16858979507596336040

[ivory marlin]

Id kill myself

Got an od shaped head

[hexed igloo]

A bald lesbian would be unfortunate

[ivory marlin]

Yeaj

[slender mica]

just grow a goatee

[shadow spruce]

i mean u just kinda have an odd shape to begin with

[ivory marlin]

I dislike facial hair

[misty nova]

R/bald
With the wig edit

[ivory marlin]

I keep my mustache because its hella itchy if i don’t

[hexed igloo]

I just have some amount of facial hair because I'm too lazy to shave that often

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-going-to-beat-you-to-death-cat-mr-potato-mr-potato-cat-esmbot-gif-22848174

[hexed igloo]

2 weeks worth of growth kek

[shadow spruce]

where is it

[ivory marlin]

I shave my beard daily

[shadow spruce]

youre a freak

[ivory marlin]

My mustache i don’t shave

[hexed igloo]

I usually shave weekly

Been lazy

[ivory marlin]

It sucks

Cuz i want to

[gray ice]

@sterile stone 12 hours a slave is home again

[ivory marlin]

But i make this face when i focus

[gray ice]

https://youtu.be/7JDqz1CWdEk?si=pYn_uFhd_MCUAtty

[hexed igloo]

Get urself some aftershave cuh smth with witch hazel

If you keep shaving it, it'll stop getting itchy

[ivory marlin]

No its not itchy

It gets scratchy

And i raise my upper lip when i focus

And it scratches my nose

[shadow spruce]

creecher

[hexed igloo]

Maybe try not doing that

[gray ice]

What does this look like

[hexed igloo]

Yeah can we get a visual aid

[ivory marlin]

Fuck no

[gray ice]

Im imagining an upper lip just slowly creeping above consuming

[hexed igloo]

I was thinking that pewdiepie face

[shadow spruce]

just grow a beard jelly

[ivory marlin]

Up push your upper lip until it covers your nostrils

[sterile stone]

Johnathan pork

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/felix-felixkjellberg-pewdiepie-pewds-youtuber-gif-15952277

[ivory marlin]

Hey mort so maybe i just don’t want one

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[shadow spruce]

its so easy to do

[gray ice]

Isn't that just a kiss without someone to receive it

[sterile stone]

How many work place accidents today

[misty ravine]

Chris P. Bacon

[sterile stone]

A local legend

[hexed igloo]

You should answer every phone call like that "hello, John pork speaking"

[sterile stone]

Loved by many

[ivory marlin]

No cuz my bottom lip stays closed

[sterile stone]

I can’t because some calls get redirected to my phone for my family’s business

[hexed igloo]

Coward

[sterile stone]

And the last thing I need is a google review

Talkin bout

A joker on the phone

[void bison]

hello Vin from Vinland the Vinnish man

[ivory marlin]

I don’t understand how you don’t understand what im tryna say

[shadow spruce]

i understand

[ivory marlin]

I don’t want facial haif

[hexed igloo]

Talm bout the great customer service from John Pork

[void bison]

long legged Larry partially stuck in my head

[hexed igloo]

5☆

[chrome wave]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HHzWslTX0AArbdO.mp4

[ivory marlin]

Being masculine is not smth i enjoy

[shadow spruce]

oh so the lesbian bit isnt a joke

[hexed igloo]

You're mom when I and me and your mom when and I when mom

[void bison]

and they call me a glutton

[void bison]

you gotta see a doctor if it comes out like that

[chrome wave]

yeah but are you goopglutton? i think not

[ivory marlin]

IM GENDER FLUID

[sterile stone]

This mf the reason why the McDonald’s ice cream machine don’t work

[chrome wave]

(that's me)

[ivory marlin]

youve irked me mort

[shadow spruce]

i forgor

[hexed igloo]

Yeah yeah come back when you're gender Bose-Einstein condensate

[shadow spruce]

im also fighting a migraine rn

[void bison]

you think id localize my gluttony to just one thing? I dont need to be just a glutton for goop when I practice excess in all forms

[shadow spruce]

the file guy?

[chrome wave]

yeah i'd be ok with that if that was the reason

[ivory marlin]

You should check out my friend, they are gender plasma

[chrome wave]

gluttondeeznuts

[void bison]

theres a movie about bose Einstein condensate where ghosts exist and they have to invent weapons to kill them

[hexed igloo]

Ghostbusters?

[sterile stone]

Boy can’t hang with gelato gang

[misty ravine]

When you drink so many blue and pink energy drinks that your electrons escape your nuclei

[void bison]

spectral or something like that

[sterile stone]

Stay yo weak ass over there in ice cream land

[ivory marlin]

I go get gelato every now and then

[hexed igloo]

I'm a yogurt boy I have sensitive teeth so I don't really like ice cream or gelato

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[ebon bobcat]

I think I sent that 3 months ago

[ebon bobcat]

Mallow, are you jealous?

[sterile stone]

Pistachio

[ebon bobcat]

I can send a friend request to you too

[sterile stone]

I’m no dentist

[ebon bobcat]

Oh wait

[sterile stone]

But isn’t this a sign

[ebon bobcat]

I am already friended with you

What shame

[sterile stone]

Of like weak enamel

Or something

[void bison]

I get some talenti gelato sometimes

[hexed igloo]

Not particularly iirc it just happens sometimes?

[sterile stone]

Talenti is premium

Unfortunately

[void bison]

raspberry, alphonso mango, or coffee chocolate chip

[sterile stone]

So is the price

[ivory marlin]

Mango, usually

[hexed igloo]

I'm not really missing out tho I genuinely just don't like frozen dairy products tbh

[sterile stone]

Oh word

[hexed igloo]

I'll take yogurt over any ice cream any day of the week

[misty ravine]

Pistachio with a bit of rose water is the absolute peak of ice cream flavor

[tranquil bone]

The raspberry sorbet they make is real good also

[sterile stone]

I’ve never had pistachio ice cream

[void bison]

I like frozen dairy products more than I like a large percentage of the people here

[tranquil bone]

Not over sweet

[sterile stone]

Just pure pistachios

[shadow spruce]

Isn’t that the guy from Star Trek

[sterile stone]

Actual pistachios are god tier

[misty ravine]

Also expensive

[hexed igloo]

I like sucking men more than I like some people here

[void bison]

thats captain Charlie kirk

[sterile stone]

What kinda gourmet pistachios you getting doc?

[misty ravine]

And (like almonds) they don't have nearly as much of the same flavor as something flavored with the extract

[hexed igloo]

The chore of shelling makes them still good but

I'm no bird

[void bison]

you should see the zombie hog in 28 years later

[hexed igloo]

I'm alright thanks

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-tyrunt-tyrantrum-gif-13956254099055957859

[misty ravine]

Even the regular pistachios from Costco or Bulk Barn are way more expensive than other nuts (most of which are already pretty expensive) but maybe that's just life in canuckistan

[void bison]

they had to nerf it in movie 2

[misty ravine]

Game Freak hated birds so much they added Stealth Rock

[void bison]

im gonna eat Mexican food again today I can't be stopped I'm on a killstreak

[zinc talon]

just finished living up to your name in that respect

[sterile stone]

I felt this was about sunflower seeds as a kid

[zinc talon]

eat em shells and all

scrape your innards

[opal torrent]

Nurgle would be proud

[void bison]

sunflower seeds are kinda rad cause you get to chew flavored wood and crack it open

wood adjacent sensation

[zinc talon]

and eat em shells and all

scrape your innards

yever had a splinter, in your large intestine

[chrome wave]

love suckin on wood sunflower juice

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[zinc talon]

like a midget at a urinal

I was gonna have to stay on my toes

[void bison]

this is my job at walmart

[zinc talon]

like a blind man at an orgy

I was gonna have to feel my way out

[zinc talon]

that man was the pinnacle of comedy, it's all downhill from here

[void bison]

top 10 pictures taken moments before disaster

[zinc talon]

ha

[south prism]

i forgot we were already friends now i'm the evil one

[ebon bobcat]

Envy is a deadly sin, Malloween

Jealousy won't get you anything if you already have it

[south prism]

i can't read vro

[hollow meteor]

Courage

[sterile stone]

Me playing pubs

I don’t need it

But still gonna go grab it

[zinc talon]

I never come across it, and I'm pretty reliably the last person getting to the current objective, so it's kinda like two of a bad thing if I go searching

[gray ice]

Greetings yog of the frog

You jumped so high i missed you while you were gone

[misty ravine]

Mog everyone else's resource collection scoreboard

So what if you aren't doing damage, you are carrying on the strategic-logistical level

[zinc talon]

whoever's writing this deserves a raise

[violet hornet]

Elite bald knowledge

[sterile stone]

Not bad brothar

@sterile basalt aye but real talk

[wheat matrix]

yeah he would know

[sterile stone]

Would you try this

https://youtube.com/shorts/wyktk6RSNo0?si=iDoiLAAse3iyW5Ds

[void bison]

reminds me of earthworms

[misty ravine]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFg

They bald for the emperor

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-hungry-frog-worms-nom-nom-gif-13782559

[violet hornet]

Bro what in the fuck lmao

Looks like he rolled that thing in Mike n ikes

Why he got a whole skinny loaf of bread with it that looks like it has the texture of a pork cracklin

[sterile stone]

My guy just trying anything

[nimble fiber]

bread

[sterile basalt]

it's not loading

[sterile stone]

It’s a whole lotta bullshit

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-is-the-bread-gif-3534155

[void bison]

XL bullshit burrito with some extra fuckass sauce

[sterile stone]

Yog called it

Its a Asian dish apparently

I say that because it’s like 3 Asian country foods wrapped into a burrito

[void bison]

looks like something Jabba the hutt would eat from the thumbnail

[void bison]

why is this in mildly infuriating was the drunk bastard not willing to share

i wonder if a real version of that has occurred before

[sterile stone]

“Hey guys today we’re eating a…….SLUUUURMBEAST, don’t forget to blaster that like and subscribe button.”

[void bison]

Ja Ba Too Pitt Kuyah Gorb or some shit idk i dont speak slug

apparently subnautica 2 already got cracked when its not released yet

[sterile stone]

This is exactly where I got the word from too

Futurama was a good show

https://tenor.com/view/cervo-pudu-puda-run-gif-15134638

So I found out these exist

[median steeple]

wonderful creatures

whimsical

[sterile stone]

I wanna hold one

[heady sinew]

Looks delicious

[sterile stone]

[tepid sorrel]

i love darktide

[chrome wave]

i love darktide

[hexed igloo]

Gotta fresh cut where the goth baddies at

[tepid sorrel]

thanks

[slender mica]

holy fuck

why does he actually look cool as fuck

is my brain toasted

[hexed igloo]

the lady charged me extra bc its been so long since i got a cut she basically had to redo the whole style

[slender mica]

I went from midback length hair to short hair

didnt have a haircut for like 2 years before that

cost me $55...

[hexed igloo]

usd?

nah id slug the barber in the liver

todays cut was $40nzd which is prolly like 25-30usd

my cut was just from terribly overgrown to a crisp undercut tho

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/vintagestory-vintage-story-vintage-story-vintage-story-players-gif-9786480654680186606

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-vintage-story-vintage-story-pig-vintage-story-hop-on-realistic-pig-gif-4918728731043435127

[hexed igloo]

trying a new pie bc the ones i usually get were sold out an im not sure if its the smell of the packaging or the pie itself thats making me nauseous

[lunar fable]

@sterile stone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86MS6GHBAOg

[median steeple]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYN9j9QNfHb/

[zinc talon]

so I uh, did the math

and I'm a little over 1% mexican food by mass

[hexed igloo]

your mom is about 14% my dick by mass

[zinc talon]

I got nothin

too much mexican food

[hexed igloo]

a testament to how large my penis is to be 14% of 1200lbs

[zinc talon]

oh as per our gaming conversation the other day

if you want a fun minecraft-esque check out shadows of doubt

that one gave me some great hours

[hexed igloo]

fym minecraft-esque lmao its a detective game

theres no mining nor crafting to be seen

[sterile stone]

Waaaaaasait

Does this work on that act 2 hyena boss

Holy shit she can get the gorilla that carries the giant pillar

[lunar fable]

probably

but why get rathbreaker when you can get silverfist

(the monke)

[sterile stone]

I saw the names item aswell that removes the cap

So I wonder if this means you can get a whole army of just silver fists

[raw moss]

@slender mica

?????

[misty ravine]

Sounds like a Space Marine chapter

[tranquil bone]

Not bad for two colorless

[misty nova]

You know

That's very smart

[sterile stone]

Annoying little shit it is

Primarch sized gorilla with 4 arms

That wields a giant pillar

[obsidian prairie]

Primarch sized is a dumb measurement

They're all different sizes

[slender mica]

why does fighting chaos spawns in this game feels so terrible compared to v2

[obsidian prairie]

Cause you can't spam block and have to learn them better

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/modern-family-spray-squirt-annoyed-irritated-gif-4445288

[slender mica]

so blocking is incorrect

[obsidian prairie]

Blocking is more limited

[sterile stone]

@ivory marlin

[ivory marlin]

what

im not translating that

[opaque island]

oranges ARE tasty

[violet hornet]

darktide english speakers when presented with english

[opaque island]

also isnt a handful of oranges like 1 orange maybe 2 at most

[hexed igloo]

for you maybe

[chrome wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp4_7T9J6Fg

[obsidian prairie]

Was about to say

[opaque island]

I opened myself up to that

i cant really complain

[hexed igloo]

gottem

not me tho i got yaoi hands i can hold 14 oranges in each

[sterile stone]

Zoomer when having to read

[hexed igloo]

@obsidian prairie shaq kinda got yaoi hands yk

[obsidian prairie]

Cool

[opaque island]

we are talking about like a legit orange and not like, a mandarin orange right?

[sterile stone]

Make the better choice

Get a grapefruit

[hexed igloo]

i dont get how oranges are different based on the language they speak

[opaque island]

mandarin oranges are the smaller ones that you could probably fit like 4 or 5 in one hand, an orange is baseball sized

[hexed igloo]

i used to have a mandarin tree in the yard but nobody in the family liked em so id catapult them across the paddock behind the house with a tennis racquet

[opaque island]

what a racket that must've caused

[hexed igloo]

explode

[opaque island]

it would be my pleasure

[quiet gull]

Unfortunately the "can't read" stereotype has to go to gen alpha (and really late gen z)

[sterile stone]

I would be really at a loss for words if I get to live long enough to see our species regress to ancient Egyptian communication

[quiet gull]

https://tenor.com/view/ea-nasir-cuneiform-copper-unc-gif-9572292944116739500

[void bison]

🤣 🤣 🫰 👉 🫸 🫳 💃 🏃

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-anime-omg-wtf-cant-unsee-gif-5159766

[tranquil bone]

Don't worry man. No matter how bad you fuck up nobody will remember in 1000 years

[void bison]

I've invented a machine that remembers every fuckup of @quiet gull for well over 1000 years, as a side function it can also explode rats

[quiet gull]

So like what happens when I live longer than how much it can remember

[void bison]

it'll post everything to Twitter (formerly known as X(formerly known as Twitter)) and wipe for new cataloging

also at that point it gets better at exploding rats

by about 1.56x

[quiet gull]

This implies Twitter has been reclaimed by its native population of shitposters and non-blue check marks

[void bison]

I've said too much about the timeline already

[sterile stone]

@gray ice https://youtu.be/mvtpGspVHgs?si=rnwmsokmOBiDjkAU

[void bison]

imagine if this thing and moose swapped places in terms of size and aggression

[sterile stone]

Bro took a unfinished song and sat on it for 5 years

[plush estuary]

Found a friendly cat outside

[quiet gull]

Will it be merciful to me if I contribute to the development to the machine

[sterile stone]

Then said fuck it

And released it

[tranquil bone]

Teacup moose would be huge hit

[void bison]

the frog or the remembering machine

neither are named Roko

[quiet gull]

Fuck sure both why not

[void bison]

the frog will probably consume, the machine would need to evolve self awareness first and then who knows

you could try giving it rats to explode and maybe it will do something with the neurons leftover in the rat goo

[quiet gull]

I have created a new machine named "Blacksuppository's Legally Distinct Mythical Reptile" and it is an artificial intelligence that punishes its contributors for using it to make 1 trillion pieces of AI generations and is otherwise benevolent

[gray ice]

What a throwback

[void bison]

I've invented toast that's never crunchy and eggs that are always runny

[quiet gull]

no fucking way

[void bison]

it self replicates by finding other toast/eggs and altering them