#zealot-class

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acoustic dune
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Notnpeak

misty mason
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I tired bellwright and it didnt really stixk

hexed igloo
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I like Stardew Valley

zinc talon
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same, it's more an open world mount and blade it felt like

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very concerned with guards and their equipment and such

acoustic dune
zinc talon
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speaking of, mount and blade: bannerlord has the potential to be a thousand hour game if it's your style

zinc talon
misty mason
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If you like stardew, check out grimshire

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Ahh mount and blade

hexed igloo
zinc talon
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I put so so so so so many hours into warband

signal spoke
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People also now speculating for funnies that Dante absords Yamato in thr final battle to his arm as a way to skip Nero lmao

zinc talon
misty mason
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Bannerlord, aka ignore the war and become a smith

hexed igloo
acoustic dune
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Kinda peeved there's no game like cosmoteer

zinc talon
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never had to do anything as admin, plays when your internet is down, I honestly have never noticed any drm stuff

acoustic dune
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I LIKE BUILDING SHIPS

zinc talon
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oh. well yeah I bought it.

acoustic dune
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AND YSING TO ATTACK OTHERS

zinc talon
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they're using that denudo derulo whatever company's drm

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you cannot get past it, full stop

hexed igloo
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No no you can it's been worked

zinc talon
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impressive

acoustic dune
hexed igloo
zinc talon
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yeah sounds like not even a back door

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sounds like an open front door for suruptitious shit

hexed igloo
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Iirc it just tricks the drm

zinc talon
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gta-online level shenanigans

hexed igloo
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Wait til companies realize the best anti-piracy measure is a not-dogshit game and a not-dogshit service

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(Other than valve)

zinc talon
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welp I would assert that's crimson desert, it's just they ask too much for it right now

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it's a fair buy at 50, fair

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and a steal at 30

hexed igloo
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Isn't it like 70usd

acoustic dune
zinc talon
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sure is

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they're limiting their sales by keeping it at that price point

hexed igloo
zinc talon
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I betcha it'll be front and center for the steam summer sale

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at like $45

hexed igloo
acoustic dune
zinc talon
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well the game is good enough I feel like it's a full game asking price

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but $70 is star citizen levels of audacious

acoustic dune
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I LOVE HAVING A BAJILIAN STREAMING SERVICE

hexed igloo
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Mfs don't realize lotta people be using piracy as the free trial

zinc talon
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if I were them I can see why they feel they can ask that, the game is feature complete and the client is bulletproof

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the amount of time and work they put into it bleeds through everywhere

hexed igloo
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Like I'll try out the game for a couple weeks maybe a month and if I play it that long without being like "yeah this sucks" generally ill set it aside to buy

zinc talon
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it's a truly honest actual game it's just not worth $70

acoustic dune
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Of star citizen

hexed igloo
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Just play stardew instead

acoustic dune
hexed igloo
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Top 5 games oat

zinc talon
acoustic dune
zinc talon
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oh if you like voxel and procedural space sims you might check out avorion

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well you said 'the silly roblox game' so I thought you were alluding to a knockoff lol

obsidian prairie
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Lobotomy Corporation
Normalize pavlovian reactions to things you can't even understand

zinc talon
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avorion gave me some good hours, it's a faction building space sim with multiple ships and resource mining etc

zinc talon
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combat is 7-8/10 too

zinc talon
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but the pinnacle of space sims empire building is and forever will be the x series

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currently x4:reunion x4: foundations

acoustic dune
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But better

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I was searching for building game

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Since foerver

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But with automatic crew

zinc talon
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yeah the x series is an empire builder

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you start as one dude with one ship

zinc talon
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but you can buy any number of ships and automate them

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literally any number of ships

acoustic dune
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I LOVE YOU CUCKMOTEER

zinc talon
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base building is completely modular

acoustic dune
zinc talon
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welp the shisp are the ships but the stations are what you can build any way you want

hexed igloo
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I like building things but I also have no creativity

zinc talon
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same

hexed igloo
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I take pre-made things and adjust them kek

zinc talon
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so you start out as a single dude, make some money, maybe get a trade ship and fly it yourself, or set it to trade for you

hexed igloo
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In minecraft all of my bases are underground but damn can I make it look nice

zinc talon
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make more money, buy maybe a combat ship to protect the trade ship, or more trade ships, make more money, buy and build a station

hexed igloo
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Like it's just an underground cube but it's a nice ass underground cube

zinc talon
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and so on and so on til you have an actually respectable fleet

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then you start taking territory for yourself

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eventually you become one of the major factions like the others in the game

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and by then you'll have good or bad relations with them depending on how you played

acoustic dune
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I just make fuckass shit

zinc talon
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it's amazing, it's fantastic, it's a ten thousand hour game if you get hooked

acoustic dune
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And improve on the design

zinc talon
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cannot reccommend the X series highly enough

hexed igloo
# acoustic dune Engineer

When it comes to machinery setups like in modded mc or satisfactory and the like, when I'm not playing ill just be sitting there at work or smth mentally building my lines

zinc talon
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its only drawback is it's so full of features it can be intimidating to learn

zinc talon
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if you want factorio in a 3d setting it's.....

hexed igloo
# acoustic dune Faftorio ahhh mindset

I was at a block with modded mc trying to make an autosmeltery and the solution hit me like a truck when I was out in a plushy store with my gf looking at a cigarette plush

zinc talon
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what's the name of it hold please

hexed igloo
acoustic dune
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Check out my goat

zinc talon
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nailed it

acoustic dune
hexed igloo
zinc talon
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also there's one called empytionempyrion: galactic survival

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modular ship and base design with multiplanet travel

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and territory control

void bison
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i need to play more factorio and also try dyson sphere and satisfactory

acoustic dune
void bison
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mindustry is good for a bigger focus on tower defense

hexed igloo
zinc talon
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it's a first person factorio

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instaed of top down

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so you build in 3d I spose

void bison
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piss pipes

acoustic dune
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I create a stair to bedrock

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And mind for diamonds

zinc talon
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I can't get into satisfactory primarily because I'm terrible at conveyor logistics

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and just end up making infuriating spaghetti that ultimately goes nowhere

hexed igloo
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It took me like 6hr to build lmao

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Expensive ass pipes and servos

acoustic dune
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My guilty pleasure type of game

acoustic dune
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Is money cleaning simulator

obsidian prairie
# frosty herald

Watching dmc fans get mad at this is so amusing cause I have no idea wtf is going on

hexed igloo
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I think like 30% there

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Just need to be upping my friendship with everyone and buying the various things needed atp

acoustic dune
hexed igloo
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Kinda is, with the Automate mod (my goat)

acoustic dune
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Could you imagine if

hexed igloo
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The farm must grow

acoustic dune
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I was gonna say if stardew valley did a collab with factorio

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And I just remember about that one planet

hexed igloo
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Biters as a barn animal

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You step foot in there and get mauled to death

acoustic dune
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As fence

obsidian prairie
lunar fable
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@spare talon Holy shit it's aga in minecraft

signal spoke
sterile stone
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<@&735928989146939404>

sterile stone
true kindle
long oasis
undone pewter
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The mods stole another Mr breast infinite money glitch from us

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They keep it for themselvessss

acoustic dune
frosty herald
heady rapids
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good news everyone

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dmc 2 (the netflix show) is out

acoustic dune
heady rapids
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the one where the demons are the good guys

acoustic dune
heady rapids
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yes and being invaded by the us

acoustic dune
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with this is america playing in the background?

heady rapids
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and the show's director cosplays Dante sometimes

acoustic dune
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woahh

heady rapids
acoustic dune
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a dmc fan

frosty herald
acoustic dune
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but yeah it is

solar gorge
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i thought laser was perma too

drowsy steppe
misty nova
void bison
drowsy steppe
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justifiable crashout on that 1st one

quiet gull
slate notch
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Are people still using uncanny on DS?

carmine falcon
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Bro's really sad about uncanny

heady rapids
misty nova
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Yeah
Those Adms aren't going to 100% by themselves

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Vet without Exploit Weakness up can't 1 shot parry crushers anymore

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DS is finally balanced

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Ignore the 3 shot

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misty nova
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Yeah

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The finesse nerf took 300 damage out of it

visual stream
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Sorry two slow ass animations

misty nova
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I mean

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We all know

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Yeah WE ALL

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Know hammer bad

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Plz fix

acoustic dune
shadow spruce
polar nexus
acoustic dune
polar nexus
shadow spruce
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Woaw u guys speak a dead language

polar nexus
visual stream
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(It's both.)

misty nova
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Honestly
Fatshark should rework Ironhelm to be a good hammer

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While sacrificing the boss 1 shot

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That way you can still save Crucis for bosses

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And ironhelm for everything else

misty ravine
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Paul for Zealot?

misty nova
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The crusher?

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Nah
I want a hammer

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A good one

misty ravine
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I mean how do you make a hammer that sacrifices the one big dumb attack in order to actually be good, without making it another crusher

misty nova
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Crusher is a finesse weapon

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Crusher main strength comes from Skullcrusher and the finesse push attack

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Just say fuck that

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Hammer time

opal star
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fatshark explaining why the big fuckoff cudgel called a crusher is somehow finesse

misty nova
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Listen
The alternative would be making hammer actually good at staggering

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So Skullcrusher hammer would be real

opal star
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skullcrusher hammer is..... lost media?!?!

misty nova
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Problematic even

sterile basalt
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misty nova
visual stream
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I mean, it's not like Ironhelm would be overpowered without unyielding damage being lowered, but if there was any justification needed then they can take that Ig

misty nova
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That's why Fatshark should rework Ironhelm

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Hopefully into a za revolver vs Agri revolver situation

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One is good at everything but bosses
The other is good at bosses

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But whatever

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Fatshark knows what they are doing

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And their metrics are showing a 0.1% pick rate into Ironhelm

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And that's good enough for them

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misty nova
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I'm dead serious chadgryn

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Fatshark knows what they are doing

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They got all the metrics and shit

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There is no fucking way someone with all that doesn't know what they are doing

opal star
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I mean

misty nova
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Nope you don't

opal star
misty nova
opal star
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fuh naw 💔

misty nova
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misty ravine
misty nova
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Fire got buffed

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But flamer didn't

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So we all agree that flamer doesn't need buffs right

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Soulblaze got buffed and their respective flamer got buffed too

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Which means it needed

north sedge
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They should revert ironhelm to its original power (utterly underpowered and if you used power blessings the special slid right through elites and did not dmg them)

misty nova
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Fire getting buffed against carapace

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Is explicitly an Onslaught Infernus recon buff

acoustic dune
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whom tf is this

misty nova
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Idk chadgryn

acoustic dune
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anyone i am drawing morrow naked

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@quiet gull made me do it again

quiet gull
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😁

acoustic dune
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that guy with a prison collar infront of the tablet

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thats me

misty nova
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I know exactly what you're talking about

quiet gull
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Hehehe

visual stream
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Granted enemy power was lower back then so it was still a valid weapon but

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It wasn't really good kek

elfin cedar
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Give thammers a cooldown like paul

elfin cedar
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Give ironhelm a big explosion OR an aoe electric field on the special, like the Heroic TH from SM2

exotic plaza
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remove the weapon from the game

acoustic dune
elfin cedar
exotic plaza
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evis kinda bussing this patch

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there like zero fucking crusher

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if only they remove cddc

misty nova
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An no that's not a challenge

acoustic dune
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@quiet gull you know what to do

quiet gull
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What

misty nova
quiet gull
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epic message fail

quiet gull
acoustic dune
elfin cedar
acoustic dune
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mower?

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MOWER

elfin cedar
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Indeed

quiet gull
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lawn mower

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Woaw

acoustic dune
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paul mower

misty nova
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Fym mine?

elfin cedar
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Also, change chainweapon specials to work similarly to the shock maul's

south prism
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me unleashing countless immolation grenades to disorient and confuse my teammates

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@acoustic dune

obsidian prairie
hushed knoll
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I can’t find it

hushed knoll
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No notes

shadow spruce
acoustic dune
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what lore am i missing

shadow spruce
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his roommate had really nice cologne so the roommate would let stan sniff him

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during hugs

acoustic dune
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he hugs his roomate?

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i gotta see evidence

shadow spruce
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mhm

acoustic dune
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find me this mesage?

shadow spruce
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uh

hushed knoll
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Also I was never sniffing anyone wtf

shadow spruce
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this i think

hushed knoll
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Oh yeah

shadow spruce
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right after you were talking about mountains being land boobs

hushed knoll
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Am I wrong?

violet hornet
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Extra hip contact

misty nova
shadow spruce
misty nova
shadow spruce
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kek

acoustic dune
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STAN IS GAY???

shadow spruce
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i think bisexual

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but he liked his roommate

acoustic dune
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is crazy

shadow spruce
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stan was always a creacher

acoustic dune
sterile stone
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@median steeple

acoustic dune
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his in love of his best friend

copper hawk
shadow spruce
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hi cica

acoustic dune
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and his best friend marrying a girl part

shadow spruce
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yup

median steeple
copper hawk
median steeple
shadow spruce
ivory marlin
copper hawk
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Lmfao

shadow spruce
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rare jelly funny

copper hawk
acoustic dune
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cica agreeing?

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is this real

shadow spruce
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more real than you think

ivory marlin
acoustic dune
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Tell me 1 time you are funny

ivory marlin
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Made your mom laugh mid coitus

acoustic dune
shadow spruce
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why is that ur default comeback what are you 12

acoustic dune
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Would have been funnier if it was my dad

acoustic dune
shadow spruce
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21

ivory marlin
acoustic dune
ivory marlin
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So true knify

shadow spruce
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carissa ate all the whimsy in my life

ivory marlin
copper hawk
ivory marlin
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Its basically a woke hillbilly

copper hawk
ivory marlin
ivory marlin
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“Wermp” and like 2 gifs

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At least i got variation

shadow spruce
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you missed mpreg react

ivory marlin
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Its the same punchline but im taking different roads

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Your bits so stale they got desired paths from over use

shadow spruce
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what

ivory marlin
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Im saying you use the same bits so much they are worn down to less than bare

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Like 0 variations

shadow spruce
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mimimiimimi

ivory marlin
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You know how if you say the same word like 50 times in a row it starts to sound wrong?

acoustic dune
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Mpreg has always been a zealot chat thing

ivory marlin
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Knify

acoustic dune
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Yes?

ivory marlin
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Look at this

acoustic dune
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Post the bald croncrete

shadow spruce
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the creecher

ivory marlin
acoustic dune
shadow spruce
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the what

ivory marlin
acoustic dune
ivory marlin
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I wont answer

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But you can ask

signal spoke
misty nova
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Watch the series and stream the soundtrack: https://netflixmusic.ffm.to/devilmaycrys2

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misty nova
copper hawk
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Ppl still play that videos game ?

obsidian prairie
copper hawk
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I play ivered wotch

acoustic dune
copper hawk
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2

sterile stone
ivory marlin
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He’s awesome

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I love him

solar gorge
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get on with the times

sterile stone
ivory marlin
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All the time

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Recently his favorite thing is to play with his toy carrot while cuddling

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And if he ever rolls away from me he gets super upset

solar gorge
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how's the fur regrowth coming along

ivory marlin
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Decent

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Hes patchy in a few spots

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But otherwise its good

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His fur is healthy

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Hes healthy

sterile stone
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Dude is gonna remember that for the rest of his life

ivory marlin
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God i love that cat

ivory marlin
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Thats his new cut forever

copper hawk
sterile stone
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Like I’d get it if he had fleas or ticks

ivory marlin
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Funy looking

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And I don’t have to brush him as mucu

sterile stone
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Wild behavior

ivory marlin
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And he doesn’t over heat as much

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So he stays closer longer

sterile stone
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Yall don’t have functioning ac?

ivory marlin
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My room doesn’t get ac

sterile stone
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The fuck kinda poverty house are you living in

ivory marlin
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Also my stepdad hates the cold

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So he sets the ac to 80

sterile stone
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That’s serial killer behavior

ivory marlin
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And my room is always like 10° hotter

sterile stone
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Hell nah

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I can’t fathom how you don’t go off living in swamp ass central

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80° in doors is fucked

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Especially now that we’re nearing summer

sterile basalt
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Can u convert that into Celsius for me

copper hawk
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Like 30

ivory marlin
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If it were me the ac would be set to like 68

sterile stone
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Yeah but like

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The fuck do yall do when it’s hot outside

sterile basalt
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Wait nvm it’s like 26.7

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That’s not that bad

worldly lagoon
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After the latest patch, how does the flamer feel into carapace? Still meh?

ivory marlin
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Cuz if i do anything in the house without permission i get yelled at

sterile basalt
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26.7 is nothing man

ivory marlin
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Before i become an adult i bought everything i own out of fear id lose it if i did smth wrong

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Well everything besides my bed

misty nova
ivory marlin
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And thats why i didn’t have a bed when i was 17

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Fun fact

misty nova
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But the actual question should be

ivory marlin
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Hi higui

misty nova
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Is there even any carapace available to deal with flamer?

sterile stone
ivory marlin
sterile basalt
sterile stone
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I’d rather suffer the nightly headaches from getting face blasted with cold than live like a half cooked hot pocket

misty nova
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Time surely flies huh

ivory marlin
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So true

sterile basalt
ivory marlin
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I run extremely warm

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All the time

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When i was skinny and while im fat

sterile stone
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Than getting your own place

ivory marlin
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I need to move out

sterile stone
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Weren’t you suppose to a while back?

ivory marlin
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Cali is expensive

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Decided to just wait until friend graduated before we move

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May 2027 is when they graduate

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So hopefully june ish

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And then i can get diagnosed and medicated without fear of judgement and harassment

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Itll be great

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I wanna start going to the gym too

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I don’t mind that im big

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Just that its more fat than muacle

visual stream
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Quantity of carapace enemies being reduced is an indirect flamer/purg staff buff btw

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If the other buffs to them weren't enough

sterile stone
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I just thought they graduated already

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And also

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Why Cali of all places

misty nova
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They nerfed uncanny then nerfed the reason why you needed uncanny

sterile stone
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One of the most over priced states to live in

ivory marlin
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Cuz thats where they are going to collage

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So we waiting

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Until collage done

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To go somewhere cheaper

hearty nebula
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gub

visual stream
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All hail Fatshart

misty nova
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Yes

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You get it

acoustic dune
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True that you gub all over someone

hearty nebula
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@heady rapids

wheat matrix
sterile basalt
wheat matrix
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Ah

misty nova
wheat matrix
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I mean, good I guess?

misty nova
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It actually is

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But not enough crushers to fuel my bloodthirsty Evis15 addiction anymore

visual stream
wheat matrix
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Crusher spawn rates outside of rotten weren’t too bad

visual stream
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Is this a niche character or is it daredevil getting quirky

misty nova
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Niche character iirc

acoustic dune
misty nova
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frosty herald
misty nova
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Kiwi

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Her smoking it through the mask vent is so funny to me for some reason

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reminds me of LMS tbh

acoustic dune
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Lms?

frosty herald
acoustic dune
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Ey GYATTmato

misty nova
acoustic dune
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sterile stone
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@violet hornet Got myself a new strain of drinkable gasoline

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Dude smokes through the vent holes in his mask

acoustic dune
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Yes

acoustic dune
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That is funny

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And based

violet hornet
visual stream
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Does he like squish it to flatten it or do they manufacture special paper for it

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Also how does bubble face have a beard

violet hornet
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Usually that's green apple that tastes odd, maybe red apple will be better?

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sterile stone
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The initial taste is Granny Smith

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Then it taste like those red apples you use to get in school

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You know the ones that have that grainy texture

ivory marlin
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Ive had 2 really good yo momma’s jokes today

solar gorge
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wtf

acoustic dune
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Yeah that's true

sterile stone
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They just regained popularity

violet hornet
sterile stone
ivory marlin
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That would be baller

hearty nebula
sterile stone
sterile stone
hearty nebula
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i cant go back to other apples after a good honeycrisp

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🥀

sterile basalt
violet hornet
shadow spruce
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apple is apple

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The doctor in chat rn: nogryn

hearty nebula
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its not even close

sterile stone
sterile basalt
sterile stone
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Arizona ran a limited time can

acoustic dune
ivory marlin
sterile stone
violet hornet
shadow spruce
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bug

sterile stone
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You use tart apples for pie?

hearty nebula
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I need someone to make a green apple variety I dont hate ASAP

hearty nebula
sterile stone
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I thought that was specifically a red apple thing

hearty nebula
#

no

shadow spruce
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as long as the apple isnt mush when i bite into it ill eat it

acoustic dune
#

What lore am I missing

violet hornet
#

Granny smith, empire, and Macintosh apples are popular for pies and tarts

heady rapids
#

coulda sworn ive seen that guy somewherfe

carmine lance
#

Yeah he’s in your server

ivory marlin
hearty nebula
ivory marlin
heady rapids
#

dude i will tear you to shreds

shadow spruce
acoustic dune
signal spoke
carmine lance
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I love my friends lmfao

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There’s something nice about getting to share banter though lol

sterile stone
#

If there’s anything I want you to remember

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I somewhat enjoy your flannel shirt tier humor

hard nexus
#

woooerrkkkk

ivory marlin
#

I was laughing so hard

frosty herald
carmine lance
#

Ive never heard that used as a descriptor in this context

obsidian prairie
#

The kind of joke a flannel shirt wearer makes

carmine lance
#

Or any context really

obsidian prairie
#

Pretty self explanatory

carmine lance
#

Fair enough I suppose

ivory marlin
#

My humor is uniquely mine

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And bad

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But i like it

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And occasionally hit a zinger

carmine lance
#

I think mine is just me being on da spectrum and hoping I read the room right Clueless

heady rapids
#

HE SAYS

carmine lance
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Though being blunt has apparently done me well

heady rapids
#

HE CROPPED THE SCREENSHOT

carmine lance
ivory marlin
ivory marlin
#

Yam wants in

hard nexus
#

lmfao

hard nexus
ivory marlin
#

Mine was so much funnier anyhow

hard nexus
#

idk what’s happening

ivory marlin
#

Blade’s server

hard nexus
#

oh

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hrrrmm

ivory marlin
#

Where i bully him and get muted any time im funnier

acoustic dune
#

Is nice

shadow spruce
ivory marlin
sterile stone
#

Cowboy boots

ivory marlin
#

I dislike the way jeans feel

sterile stone
#

And a cowboy or trucker cap

shadow spruce
#

jeans feet

acoustic dune
carmine lance
#

Oh so conservative humor

sterile stone
#

Kinda

ivory marlin
#

Yikes

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I don’t

sterile stone
#

But funnier

hard nexus
carmine lance
sterile stone
#

Conservative humor is like bottom of the abyssal barrel

ivory marlin
#

Im not a conservative guys

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I make shitty dad jokes

shadow spruce
#

are u an ascended griller

frosty herald
#

omg hai willow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HAI

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hai

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hai

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hello

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haiiiii

ivory marlin
#

And use my inherent ability to voice act in an evil way

hard nexus
#

hewwo

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i am very tired

acoustic dune
sterile stone
acoustic dune
#

@heady rapids could you time out yamato

heady rapids
#

dude im wathcing twin peaks

acoustic dune
#

Stink peak

frosty herald
#

good stuff

shadow spruce
#

im twin peaking ur mom

ivory marlin
sterile stone
#

See I coulda died at age 73

hard nexus
sterile stone
#

Without needing to know that

ivory marlin
#

Yall forget i read smut

acoustic dune
hard nexus
#

and i’m sorreee

sterile stone
hard nexus
#

and my hands r chewed to shit

acoustic dune
hard nexus
sterile stone
#

I deded 3 years ago

frosty herald
#

or wednesday free?

acoustic dune
hard nexus
ivory marlin
#

Hi willow

hard nexus
#

day 1-3 is training, day 4 is a little practice and then testing

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today is day 3

acoustic dune
#

Training what?

ivory marlin
hard nexus
ivory marlin
hard nexus
#

i got a job as a lifeguard at volcano bay

acoustic dune
frosty herald
sterile stone
frosty herald
#

willow would let my fatass sink

acoustic dune
frosty herald
acoustic dune
#

With how small you are

frosty herald
#

i am muscular

shadow spruce
frosty herald
#

but i also have a bit of fat in my stomach

sterile stone
#

Put bro on a trucker diet

acoustic dune
ivory marlin
#

But the issue is

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Thats obnoxious

frosty herald
ivory marlin
#

It is one of my favorite voices tho

carmine lance
sterile stone
#

It’s only obnoxious because no one has the accent anymore

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Also

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How the fuck does a country just

sterile stone
#

Lose and accent like that

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It was there for like a solid decade or 2

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Then just vanished

ivory marlin
#

Evolution of speech

acoustic dune
shadow spruce
sterile stone
#

We are in the New York era

ivory marlin
#

As language evolves so does the way it sounds

sterile stone
#

Yeah but I’m not trying to hear an Amish person go

acoustic dune
sterile stone
#

Dead ass B on my momma

acoustic dune
#

The ultimate speech

ivory marlin
#

Oh

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Done with the transatlantic

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Ok

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Nvm

sterile stone
#

I mean

heady rapids
#

if i evolve into a crab do i learn crabhammer

sterile stone
#

Unless some fucking Mandela effect kicks in

acoustic dune
heady rapids
#

i would wanna

acoustic dune
#

Go watch your twink peak b1adewolp

sterile stone
#

Transatlantic accents are a lost form of human communication

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Like proper accents

acoustic dune
chrome wave
acoustic dune
#

I am from Asia dammit

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Lemme speak in broken english

ivory marlin
#

My dnd character has a cajin accent

sterile stone
#

I failed that class

ivory marlin
#

And i always forget to voice prep before the session

#

So it starts out really good

ivory marlin
#

But after an hour it falls apart

ivory marlin
#

Cuz someone forgets to voice prep

sterile stone
shadow spruce
#

you mean italians?

visual stream
ivory marlin
carmine lance
#

Voices are fun

heady rapids
#

im really good at voices (of th evoid)

ivory marlin
#

My friend really wants to hear one of the ones i used in the paid read

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But thats like

ivory marlin
#

Awkward

shadow spruce
acoustic dune
sterile stone
#

You do this shit as a side hustle still?

ivory marlin
#

Cuz its one thing to read out smut

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Its another thing to read it out with an audience

ivory marlin
shadow spruce
ivory marlin
#

I did 3 things and got paid like 450 each

acoustic dune
ivory marlin
#

So true

carmine lance
acoustic dune
ivory marlin
#

No

acoustic dune
#

And concrete does not count as your son

ivory marlin
#

I have a weird coworker who asked my mom if she wanted a daughter in law

ivory marlin
#

I don’t think its a smart idea to date coworkers

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Granted if things happen things happen

signal spoke
#

@frosty herald why is bro blaming mother

acoustic dune
ivory marlin
#

But i would not specifically pine after a coworker

sterile stone
#

Why the fuck does everyone suddenly have a interest in visiting Thailand

ivory marlin
#

Lady boys

misty nova
#

Isn't that the place where if your friend vanishes you never see them again

acoustic dune
misty nova
#

We have the cool Vergil

signal spoke
misty nova
#

The baby killer Vergil

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And the mom hater Vergil

acoustic dune
#

Vergil still not paying child support

misty nova
#

Oh yeah

shadow spruce
#

idk if im gonna watch season 2

misty nova
#

Deadbeat dad Vergil too

#

Or whatever

#

So 1 Vergil

sterile stone
misty nova
#

What's the name again

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Demography

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That's the name

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It's why Vergil is so relatable

frosty herald
#

adi shankar must genuinely hate devil may cry

#

cause holy shit

hard nexus
#

if i just have to extricate u then yah i can do that

misty nova
frosty herald
#

nero absorbed the yamato in dmc4 within the laboratory

shadow spruce
#

didnt play

median steeple
#

willow would drown me

carmine lance
#

I think anyone would drown me tbh

shadow spruce
#

i wouldnt

heady rapids
#

in a malicious or in a weird sexual way ?

carmine lance
#

Malicious

carmine lance
#

I tend to have that effect on people Clueless

signal spoke
#

Bro is actually on interview

frosty herald
#

LOL

#

god i love dmc anime slander

shadow spruce
#

WHERES THE CHAIR

signal spoke
#

I kid you fucking NOT

shadow spruce
#

that cant be a real frame

signal spoke
#

I fucking wish

frosty herald
#

his only knowledge is legit just from playing dmc 3 and 5 and memes

signal spoke
shadow spruce
frosty herald
#

like i guarantee you he hasnt played dmc1 nor 4

signal spoke
frosty herald
#

also dante has a wolf cut in the anime

#

(only good thing actualy)

shadow spruce
#

what if they gave dante a mullet

signal spoke
#

Can we talk about vergil design on his boots?

#

Why is he wearing those

#

dark knight ass armour

shadow spruce
#

have we gotten any good adaptations that are faithful and done by ppl who played and enjoyed the series theyre from

frosty herald
shadow spruce
#

rule of cool?

signal spoke
#

Theres nothing cool about netflix DMC

misty nova
median steeple
#

being an RE fan and a MH fan watching DMC fans

ivory marlin
frosty herald
#

i also like how vergil doesnt have his unique devil trigger

heady rapids
misty nova
#

Speaking of dmc4
Dante's pants didn't have that shit on

shadow spruce
frosty herald
plush estuary
#

the song?!?!!?

frosty herald
#

yes yes lol

#

majin/sin devil trigger

misty nova
#

Freaky ahh song
Who you bang bang bang

shadow spruce
#

the gun

signal spoke
#

I always loved SDT

#

The designs are too good

sterile stone
#

$200+ controllers

shadow spruce
#

theres a local collector shop with a ps5 controller for 20 bucks

signal spoke
sterile stone
signal spoke
#

220$??????????

misty nova
#

This jit bangs guns

sterile stone
signal spoke
#

Why is this shit over 220$

signal spoke
#

Nah and people got upset about steam controller pricing

sterile stone
#

Esports spec controllers and shit

median steeple
#

pretty sure the only people who buy scuffs still are people who play CoD and GTA5 still

heady rapids
#

oh its refund

#

fuckkkkkk

#

i c

sterile stone
#

Like there’s a ton of extra buttons and triggers on scufs

#

You can pay extra for shit like personalized rollers

gray ice
sterile stone
#

Maybe like an additional $60

signal spoke
#

lmao

sterile basalt
heady rapids
#

i wonder if its per pellet

signal spoke
tranquil bone
heady rapids
#

shotgun is op as shit

#

but yeah

shadow spruce
heady rapids
#

he's also running refund on weakspot

#

so he can just hold down lmb

#

i did not think of that

signal spoke
#

Mfw you cant keep the vibration as option

sterile stone
#

This shit is funny tho

tranquil bone
#

I've been running mini and that thing is firing as fast with like a couple hundred damage lmao

sterile stone
#

Seeing pc players discovering scufs

#

Them bitches are always like 1/3rd the cost of an actual console

signal spoke
median steeple
#

they're lead concept artist left so yeagh

ripe quest
sterile stone
sterile basalt
sterile stone
#

Like two lead devs of Tarkov left

solar gorge
#

i can't wait for my steam controllr

tulip gulch
#

i can wait

#

:3

sterile stone
median steeple
#

never gonna buy it

solar gorge
#

it'll go hard when i play a game that needs a controller

shadow spruce
#

im debating on getting a steam controller or sniping that ps5 controller for 20 bucks at my local collector

solar gorge
#

someday

sterile basalt
solar gorge
#

for the new pirate themed fromsoft maybeh

sterile basalt
#

besides u can just aim with gyro anyway

median steeple
#

legit I have no reason to buy the steemtroller

sterile stone
tranquil bone
#

It's a completely different tech from most sticks.

shadow spruce
sterile basalt
signal spoke
#

@frosty herald I AM LOSING

sterile stone
tranquil bone
#

Yes it does actually