zealot-class

[hexed igloo]

It's all friction fit too so if you drop it it'll fucking explode like lego

[solar gorge]

need more mircoplastics in my brain

[heady rapids]

the pickle rick is staying with me until 2030

I might kill myself

[solar gorge]

just filter everything i ingest/inhale thru plastic

[tranquil bone]

Show will probably still be limping along in 2030

[heady rapids]

dude fuck you lmao

[solar gorge]

you're gonna be a turbo loser forever

[heady rapids]

just a glimpse into my dark reality

I'm pickle rick

[hexed igloo]

Maybe the real Rick was the pickles we made along the way

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZS9wk5HRS/

[opaque island]

someone once paid at the bar i worked at with a card with this picture on it

[sterile stone]

I can’t find it

Dude

Pot heads gotta be some of the most creative mf next to convicts

[median steeple]

I'm still too scared to try and tap pay because I fear fucking it up and looking like a moron

[tranquil bone]

Oh I'm well aware

[hexed igloo]

We have a whole range of plastic bongs and the heat does actively degrade them they'll last for like 3 weeks at best

[sterile stone]

Mf I met once had me smoking from a pen cap

[sterile stone]

Is that for like

[tranquil bone]

That's just nasty man.

[hexed igloo]

Okay look genuinely just when you're tapping your card fucking press it to the reader it'll go thru every time

[sterile stone]

Poor people

[sterile stone]

I was a sophomore in high school

I’ve learned better

[hexed igloo]

The funniest part is that we do have some glassies cheaper than the plastics, some people just want to use plastic

[solar gorge]

i've never seen a plastic bong

[hexed igloo]

Lemme show u 20 of em rn

[solar gorge]

that's scary actually

[tranquil bone]

EU nanny state smh

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZS9wkmGvu/

[sterile stone]

Buddy gonna try to upsell some stuff

[solar gorge]

no i mean as something i was about to smoke with

[hexed igloo]

Thoser all plastic

[solar gorge]

i've seen them in pics before

[sterile stone]

Why is the gold one all bent looking

[hexed igloo]

It's meant to look like that

[sterile stone]

Like someone whacked it against a brick corner

[hexed igloo]

Idk why but

[median steeple]

I have an old bong that I washed out and have been using as a toothbrush holder for the past 7 years

[solar gorge]

this shit would just kill u i think

[hexed igloo]

Pseudo-ice catcher I think

[solar gorge]

plastic in your lungs

melted

[sterile stone]

Buddy smoking microbes

[hexed igloo]

I've smoked worse

[ebon bobcat]

@gleaming garden

https://tenor.com/view/jonklerv2-jonkler-joker-gif-17800025600586779753

[hexed igloo]

I sunk a cone thru one of these bad boys once, plastic, had a thimble melted into it near the head and the end of the handle was cut off so you could pull

[solar gorge]

that's like death's sycthe son i'm crine

[hexed igloo]

Pretty sure the cone was mostly cabbage too so

*stems and leaves

[heady rapids]

is that not a deaths scythe???

[plush estuary]

yes

[solar gorge]

he smoked death's scythe

[plush estuary]

yes

[hexed igloo]

Smoked the evil ass paranoid death weed

[tranquil bone]

This shit ain't nothing to me

[solar gorge]

weed the fucking KILLS YOU

[hexed igloo]

I was bent over a pot dryretching for about 2 hrs by the end of the night so

[misty nova]

Smoked on that grim reaper pack

[sterile stone]

I did that once after I ate Arby’s

[spare talon]

do i do something with my life or boot up smt5v for the 6th day in a row and get my ass beat more

[glossy nimbus]

Is this even useable without the 2 handles

[carmine falcon]

get ur ass beat but irl

[sterile stone]

You ain’t doing shit

[hexed igloo]

Boot up stardew valley

[carmine falcon]

go fight randoms in the street

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ouch-my-liver-aeth-aether-gif-5535852974933833519

[solar gorge]

cole, u can't say smt5v

what is that

[void bison]

blow up a data center

[sterile stone]

Go log into Div 2 and finish the prototype grind

[misty nova]

How do you not know?

[sterile stone]

Go on

[spare talon]

i just did

[sterile stone]

Git

[solar gorge]

no but what is that

[spare talon]

"finish the prototype grind"
they designed it to where youd never finish

[chrome wave]

you want to pub havocs and find genuine joy in the absurdity of party find

[hexed igloo]

Twist my knob twin

Chew my balls

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hypnotizing-hypnotizing-dog-hyptonizing-you-hypnotizing-you-собака-гипнотизирует-gif-14437882061713379771

[sterile stone]

They made a vendor

[misty nova]

Sexy succubus game

With the Andro protagonist

[solar gorge]

wha

[misty nova]

And the jack frost that just kills you

[sterile stone]

I had to check the name for a second

[solar gorge]

is it a gacha game

[sterile stone]

To make sure a furry didn’t type this

And this was in fact you

[misty nova]

[solar gorge]

it's a gacha game isn't it

[misty nova]

Worse
It's smt

[spare talon]

shin megami tensei 5

[misty nova]

Shin megoomi tensei

[solar gorge]

oh it's just persona

[spare talon]

no

persona is a spinoff of smt

im about to make the ultimate sin of game descriptions

smt is the dark souls of rpgs

[solar gorge]

oh god

[visual stream]

@spare talon This doesn't look like the right game, does it

[spare talon]

persona is harder than most rpgs, but its still fine

smt wants to skin you alive

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-tony-stark-tony-stark-meme-iron-man-meme-gif-25013071

[visual stream]

THERE IT IS

[spare talon]

this game is the peakest of peaks

[lunar fable]

i saw that was in the humble bundle this month

[shadow spruce]

ur in the humble bundle

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-tank-float-water-gif-20036527

[shadow spruce]

hi yorg

[spare talon]

IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

i bought it on sale like a couple weeks ago

and started it earlier this month

my brother has humble bundle so he would have added it to the library anyway

[shadow spruce]

rough

[misty nova]

I'm not joking about the sexy succubus btw

[plush estuary]

Those who nose

[shadow spruce]

i dont nose

[solar gorge]

so tired my head hurts

[shadow spruce]

sleep

[solar gorge]

only 1 am, i'm finished

[misty nova]

Search Naamah unique skill for more information

[heady rapids]

can't relate

my head doesn't hurt

but I have jöb in the morning

[solar gorge]

stop the larp

u have no jov

[heady rapids]

i wish I didnt

[solar gorge]

what do you even do

[misty nova]

When Naamah has one of the sickest designs (like all of smtv) but you remember she's stuck in smtv

[heady rapids]

housing supporr

T

[plush estuary]

@lunar fable check chat

[lunar fable]

[spare talon]

the party members in SMT are interperetations of mythological gods, deities, demons, ideologies, etc from like literally everything ever
so you literally have a succubus enemy/ally who specializes in charming enemies and since its an m rated game, they can make them look the part

[heady rapids]

i call ppl and ask them if they're free so a contractor can come and fix their shit

[shadow spruce]

rough

[lunar fable]

ENOUGH about the mushrooms! we all know it's a mushroom! we get it! 🍄‍🟫

[misty nova]

The 10 seconds of ass shots and jiggling boobs is integral to the plot

[void bison]

should i watch hail mary, 28 years later, or uncut gems

[shadow spruce]

hail mary

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/boi-this-is-so-tuff-gif-12350518336067570825

[obsidian prairie]

You could get electrolysis so you only have to do it once

[sterile stone]

@lunar fable 10 more days mate

[lunar fable]

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-drg-nonagon-nitra-lootbug-gif-24678517

Beardless dwarfs look so wrong

[glossy nimbus]

The map this guy is on is goated

[sterile stone]

I lack the knowledge of his current whereabouts

Please pass on the information

[zinc talon]

my mushroom has had full control of me ever since puberty

[hexed igloo]

If it looks like a mushroom you might wanna go to a doctor

[glossy nimbus]

Ethosaur maps

very good

[hexed igloo]

Is it like an oyster mushroom or a morel

[zinc talon]

oh it's a mushroom that's certainly after oysters, lemme tell you

[hexed igloo]

My dick look like a mushroom (chicken of the woods)

[dire mango]

what blessings u prefer on relic blade?

[zinc talon]

ah, yes, the humble potato. chicken of the dirt.

[dire mango]

right now i have rampage and energy leak

[zinc talon]

sounds like you're doing just fine then

[zinc talon]

there are a couple blessings specific to the relic blade that are purely user preference

[dire mango]

is the overload one good?

[zinc talon]

it can be, sure

[dire mango]

instant 25% cooldown after overheat sounds pretty good

[zinc talon]

a lot of it rides on how closely you can manage your heat gauge without going over

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/hood_sanctuary/status/2053858780840935800?s=20

fab (@hood_sanctuary)

why isnt he a neck and a head

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[zinc talon]

if you go over a lot, the one that explodes and reduces your downtime is prolly best

if you can manage it close to the limit iwthout going over, another one I can't think of the name of is best

if you get a lot of headshots without having to spend all your time aiming for the head the one that gives efficiency and duration to your heat gauge is best

relic blade truly is one of those that has several blessings to cater to your personal style

[hexed igloo]

I use rampage and that one that gives a little cooldown on weakpoint hit

[dire mango]

what perks are good on it?

i have unyielding and cara is that ok?

[hexed igloo]

Sure

I have wp dmg and unyielding

[zinc talon]

I'm finding I use unyielding less and less these days

because bosses don't last nearly as long as they used to

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I can probably still do my onetaps without it but eh

[zinc talon]

you might be able to swap to maniacs or flak and pick up some extra there

[hexed igloo]

If I take flak or carapace it doesn't make much different

[zinc talon]

but yeah like they said it's alla bout your onetaps or breakpoints

[hexed igloo]

I oneshot all specials except for crushers anyway

[zinc talon]

a couple minutes in the meat grinder will give you a lot of handy information in that respect

[hexed igloo]

And with the extra cara dmg I still don't onetap crushers so

Maybe crit + maniac would be a little better but eh

It's pennies

[chrome wave]

what difficulty are you mainly playing? if it's in havoc then you may want to swap to have wrath on there somewhere. otherwise the setup you initially mentioned is fine enough

[chrome wave]

i use unyield because any amount that kills a reaper/bulwark even slightly faster is good enough for me

[dire mango]

mostly damnation or auric if i am with my team, havoc i do too but lower levels, highest i clleared was like 25

[hexed igloo]

Atp if I see a bulwark I shroud and just leave

[chrome wave]

yeah then what you got goin on with rampage, leak, cara, unyield is good

[hexed igloo]

If it's a pack of bulwarks I'll flamer but one or two in a crowd of groaners kinda ain't worth the fuel

[zinc talon]

there are very very few problems in the universe the application of more promethium can't fix

[misty ravine]

Rampage and:

• Wrath (for higher Havocs, overkill otherwise)

• Overload (shortest lockout, best activation uptime % if you let your blade overheat, plus the AOE stagger can be handy)

• Cranial Grounding (longest activation time, plus a little finesse on top, value increases the faster you attack)

[zinc talon]

OH ANDX

activating your relic blade

can count as a block/parry

[misty ravine]

Block blessings on it are still a trap though

[zinc talon]

won't stop overheads

but can come in really handy in some situations

[chrome wave]

overheads being unblockable by nonshield weapons still baffles me

not sure what their reasoning is for not having it like they did in vt2

[zinc talon]

at least somewhat, yeah

it's a lifestyle choice on their part I guess

[chrome wave]

my only thought is that they maybe just disliked seeing players being able to fully hold ground by just blocking

[glossy nimbus]

Guys need to stop playing this game on their period

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/tea-spill-the-tea-gif-26065974

[chrome wave]

why do guys keep playing this game on their period

[zinc talon]

I mean it said on the cover when you bought the box

'no periods, strictly verboten'

[glossy nimbus]

mfs just coming on with a shitty attitude giving people shit constantly

I get it but don't be an asshole when someone under performs

[zinc talon]

I have had the best luck when it comes to not matching with truly toxic people

but that luck is getting less and less recently

[hexed igloo]

Everyone I get into game with is just antisocial and never replies to me saying "wsg gamers"

[glossy nimbus]

I say hi

[zinc talon]

it's like people login cuz the real fight they want to have is with other people

[glossy nimbus]

others say hi

[glossy nimbus]

hi mallow

[hexed igloo]

Maybe 1 in 5 games someone says hi to me

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-frog-spinning-frog-vinyl-vinyl-frog-gif-19456468

[zinc talon]

I have a test line I put in at the start of every game

[hexed igloo]

The only popup in chat for most games is a gg in the elevator

[zinc talon]

if I'm on okri I'll say PERTEC. LIDLWUNS

[south prism]

Is This Real

[zinc talon]

on my zealot I'll say PRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE

on my psucker I'll say 'People often ask me, Danger, I don't like you.'

the reactions I get from those lines tells me most everything I need to know about hte people I'm playing with

[void bison]

Y,TIR

[south prism]

ACAB

[zinc talon]

remember what the therapist said, use your words

[void bison]

T

TAR

[zinc talon]

all cookies are beautiful

[south prism]

COIG

[void bison]

IDKWTOM

[misty ravine]

I thought he said "feed your head"

[south prism]

GAY

[chrome wave]

ah did you get flamed in pf or something

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-pet-silly-pat-dog-gif-3985961921004463793

[south prism]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bite-cute-espresso-gif-14588716366056110804

[zinc talon]

tell that to my ex girlfriends

[ripe quest]

ragebait them it's always entertaining.

[zinc talon]

that is a scared wolf

puttin its ears back so hard its curving its nose

or maybe fisheye lens, maybe that maybe never mind

[carmine lance]

I usually commend my allies and enemies at the end of a deadlock match if they’re good sports, but I worry that it can come across as taunting to do so if my team steam rolled the enemy team

I just want to say they did a good job even if it wasn’t in their favor

[ripe quest]

tbh I think the only way to taunt someone like that is by using the thanks callout

[sterile stone]

Boy got that patronizing manager tone

Keep the shit simple

“Ggs guys”

[carmine lance]

I mean I do say gg

You can hit a button to commend as well

[sterile stone]

That’s doin a lil too much

[carmine lance]

Damn

Im earnest about it too

[plush estuary]

Thanks bum bum

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-pet-silly-pat-dog-gif-3985961921004463793

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-pet-silly-pat-dog-gif-3985961921004463793

[zinc talon]

I always find something to compliment people on

even if it was just one good nade toss or one sticky rescue

and if everyone sucked

compliment something the team did well

even if it's dying

[carmine lance]

Fair

[spare talon]

they might need to slightly rebump crusher spawnrates for havoc specifically, not to what it was before, but just a little higher

[hexed igloo]

If we wipe I usually hit em with the gym coach "good hustle out there champs"

[spare talon]

and then next steps would be making other enemies be more individually threatening and maybe more evil and twisted fucked up nerfs to players to make those individual threats mater

[real sonnet]

After trying things on DS4 for Zealot

I might say, when playing Book (I'm even willing to say charge)

Relentless is better than Thrust lol

[hexed igloo]

Give shotgunners a 2m instakill range

[misty ravine]

evil and twisted fucked up nerfs to players to make those individual threats matter
Global dodge reset time increase

[hexed igloo]

Crusher overheads no longer down you they just instantly kill you

[real sonnet]

After playing 1 Havoc game

I instantly made a thread about reverting the -15% done for havoc

xddd

[sterile stone]

That’s already a thing

Atleast in havoc it is

[hexed igloo]

No I mean kill you kill you

[real sonnet]

you mean in the base game?

or in havoc?

cuz they already do that in Havoc

you die, you don't go down

[spare talon]

However
Strictly
I had a better time

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-han-solo-oh-great-great-return-of-the-jedi-gif-16742325

[hexed igloo]

Oh I didn't know that

[real sonnet]

Oh yeah ofc, they still need to nerf things tho

[hexed igloo]

Wack

[real sonnet]

but it DEFENITELY was a better time

[misty ravine]

Crusher overheads in Havoc instantly kill you, and you go kersplat so hard it's like a pox burster going off

[zinc talon]

I'll just say it, havocs have never been fun for me above about 20

[real sonnet]

NO REAPER TOUCHING ME RANDOMNLY WAS GOOD

[zinc talon]

more stress with exactly zero additional reward

[hexed igloo]

They should buff reaper aim they're kinda a non-threat if you run diagonally

[real sonnet]

Well technically they do that because of a game mechanic, not because they specifically coded it into Havoc

[spare talon]

my run was a knife flamer chorus zealot
a taunt pick ogryn
an ogryn running what looked like my twink gunlugger build actually
and me as fatmangus

[sterile stone]

I tanked an overhead once but that was because I was stacked to the gills with over toughness on H37

[real sonnet]

30% of melee damage taken in havoc gets corrupted

Overhead deals like 600 dmg I think

thus you get 200 corruption and you fucking die instantly

[hexed igloo]

Simple-minded giving resistance to wound infection

[sterile stone]

Piss toughness is dead ass the only reason I even got true survivor

[real sonnet]

This might work actually lol, no idea

as in, it would allow you to go down instead of instadying

never tried it

[zinc talon]

I don't hate myself enough to try for true survivor

[hexed igloo]

Idk how much resistance it gives

[zinc talon]

I enjoy enjoying my time in darktide too much

[real sonnet]

simple minded is 30% methinks

add x3 curse res

[chrome wave]

was playing a 40 game earlier and for the entire first half of chasm station we had only 2 crushers

[real sonnet]

which is 15% each I think

[zinc talon]

sounds right

[real sonnet]

75%?

idk if they add up

[zinc talon]

was gonna say

[real sonnet]

or if they do the weird gunner calculation

[spare talon]

yeah its a little too low there

[zinc talon]

yeah if the nerd math gods agree

[zinc talon]

oh well yeah that is a lil

[misty ravine]

Same, and it's also how I accidentally got that one penance to go through Auric(?) without ever getting hit in melee (quickplayed into a group that turned out to be 4 shouty vets)

[spare talon]

i recall the crusher spawnrates being fine in auric tho

[zinc talon]

2? cmon

[chrome wave]

i have a different run recorded so i need to go count and see but i think it was like... 10? total?

[zinc talon]

my only danger concerning crushers is crusher packs

[spare talon]

which doesnt really line up because the last spawn changes they made it was like 20-30 per game

[zinc talon]

so I guess their concentration

[spare talon]

a 30% reduction wouldnt result in that

[zinc talon]

if it's one crusher every pull I'm more or less fine

[hexed igloo]

1 krak

[zinc talon]

they won't issue those to me my hands are too big

[spare talon]

those arent a thing anymore

[zinc talon]

and they slip through my fingers

[spare talon]

the problem is now that they just rarely show up at all

[zinc talon]

huh

[spare talon]

in the hardest difficulty in the game at that

[zinc talon]

yeah that's uh

[sterile stone]

I don’t think kraks one shot in havoc 40

[spare talon]

10 crushers across the entire havoc 40

[zinc talon]

yeah

[hexed igloo]

Ogryn should get a fistful of like 8 kraks taped together

[spare talon]

not baseline, but with the talent they do

[real sonnet]

I think I got like 15 on my run

so yes

[sterile stone]

Figured

[real sonnet]

they need to kinda bump up the amount of crushers at least in havoc

reapers can burn in hell

[spare talon]

that would be a little closer to the 30%, maybe we've been getting some bad spawns

[hexed igloo]

Ogryn should get a "weapon" that's just a burlap sack full of frags

[misty ravine]

A big blob of them takes longer to deal with and means a longer time window in which you need to not make a mistake, but it's perfectly doable. The problem is when they line up just right (wrong) and accidentally manage to hit the perfect cadence to fuck you over, like pox burster lines

[real sonnet]

run lasted like 37 mins if that adds to something

[spare talon]

i remember when i was doing some runs with reg while he was streaming, a viewer was tallying every single kill in the feed

[sterile stone]

Havoc 40 being more casual friendly

[spare talon]

this would be before the latest changes

[sterile stone]

Look at that

[spare talon]

it was around 29 crushers
60 bulwarks
60 reapers
90 flamers (holy shit dude)

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/bbq-gif-20760669

[spare talon]

so the issue was less the spawn amount

but the spawn composition

[zinc talon]

yep that's what I was getting at but worded poorly

[spare talon]

all of those crushers were in blobs

theyre not anymore as of this patch, but there also not much of anywhere

[sterile stone]

I mean they could make it like how killing floor 2 did it

[zinc talon]

did not play

[sterile stone]

Just make them spawning in clutches a modifier

Like poundemonium

[spare talon]

i also made sure to point out the patrol that could spawn that was just an ambient 7 crushers

[zinc talon]

wait they stole the name of my sexy time

[spare talon]

i think that one might have gotten stealth adjusted

[zinc talon]

I'm suing for traderight copyfringement

[real sonnet]

Inferno modifier be like:

but yes they defenitely need to ramp up the amount of Crushers in Havoc

[sterile stone]

@sterile basalt have you ever finished that one penance for that shit ass extraction mode

The one to unlock the pants

[real sonnet]

Bulwarks and Reapers felt fine number wise

but Crushers felt too little

[spare talon]

it was not inferno

[real sonnet]

😭

[sterile basalt]

No

[sterile stone]

Everyone gave up on that dog shit mode already

Hasn’t even been 5 months

[sterile basalt]

It has no endgame

[sterile stone]

Truly tragic

You hate to see a waste of dev talent and time

[real sonnet]

It is kinda sad that they made a fun extraction shooter gameplay wise

but forgot about the thing that actually make extraction shooters good

being able to upgrade your character for future runs

this is why it's so monotonous and boring in the long run

[sterile stone]

I’m guessing sometime before the end of this year

If it isn’t being done now

[real sonnet]

If you could use tech remnants to upgrade your character and get stuff like Indulgences for future Expedition runs

[sterile stone]

Cole and other playtesters are having a whip cracked at them

Trying to improve and test the mode

[real sonnet]

as well as allowing Havoc difficulty modifiers in Expeditions

it would be so fucking great

and SO MANY PEOPLE would love it

They get to experience Havoc madness but with megabuffs for themselves as well

win-win for everyone

[sterile stone]

I don’t think they’re going to abandon it just yet

[real sonnet]

Well they shouldn't

[sterile stone]

Mortis trials got a smidge of love

[real sonnet]

because the mode is NOT bad

but it has 0 progression

[sterile stone]

I’d assume this one will

[real sonnet]

they need to solve that

Like if I could bring indulgences to Expedition runs

and have the game throw me x2-x3 enemies alognside havoc bullshit like red enemies

it would be so fucking great

[sterile stone]

I’m ngl I’d like to just see some story progress

These updates feel as hollow as one piece filler episodes

[real sonnet]

well obviously Hadron is gonna use the tech remnants found as proof that "we need reinforcements pls send some bullshit from Mars"

and they'll come

whatever it comes (skitarii or tech priest or whatever)

[sterile stone]

Maybe yeah

But beyond that

[real sonnet]

and that'll be essentially it

you'll get more lore about the admech factions lost in the outsides

[frozen kernel]

Veteran has a new voice line about Eldar fucking around

[sterile stone]

There’s a bunch of unresolved story arcs just sitting in the aether

[real sonnet]

I'm pretty sure that'll be for the far far future

[frozen kernel]

I swear to god if we don’t get mechanicus there will be suicides lmao

[real sonnet]

They did say they're gonna make even more classes

but this one will defenitely be admech related

[sterile stone]

Wolfer being ex-communicated, the cult of admonition’s heads being center focus

[frozen kernel]

I’m not even fiending for it myself

[sterile stone]

Grendyl training us to be Mortis ops

Brunt vanishing

[frozen kernel]

But I see the hype and all the other 40k games getting it like when Arbites dropped

We’ve gotta be next

[sterile stone]

There’s a ton of story arcs that just feel unfinished

[real sonnet]

it's gonna be even bigger

since admech is tourist stuff

[frozen kernel]

Either way I got a new homie into DT so I’m leveling him up

[real sonnet]

nobody knew about arbites until they mentioned it in rogue trader and darktide

[frozen kernel]

Just in time for potentially huge update on the horizon

[sterile stone]

You evil ass person

[frozen kernel]

I’m on like 9 people, only 4 of them have kept playing or even made it to level 30

[sterile stone]

Make him watch a bunch of Mister E and Tanner Lindberg guides

[frozen kernel]

He’s struggling a bit right now because he won’t listen when I tell him he’s gotta nut up and learn to melee more

He’s like a veteran bot with his las and shovel

Damnation is taking his lunch money, but it’s a trial by fire

My last buddy went thru his training arc playing with Random’s while I was at work

Either he got gud and became the clutch master, or the missions failed

[tranquil bone]

4/9 is a pretty good ratio tbh.

[tranquil bone]

The retention stats be abysmal

[frozen kernel]

That’s better squad retention than most militarum sergeants

Typically like 3 people die instantly and you walk away with 2 damaged infantrymen. One physically, the other mentally

[spare talon]

get styled on nerd
next time bring your health damage cap like the twins

[deft badge]

Dudes just standing there

[spare talon]

thats what chorus does

[deft badge]

Didn't even notice the chorus the first time ngl

[hexed igloo]

The day I'm hungry as fuck and the bakery across the road is cooking up a storm and making me hungrier by the second my pay is late

[median steeple]

this is fake since he's Argentinian and couldn't possibly afford that

[hexed igloo]

I'm gonna eat the next motherfucker that comes in here

[zinc talon]

hunger is no joke

get some lunch

[sterile stone]

Got me stun locked for a second

[misty ravine]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZcCt2NI0cT8

[sterile stone]

Was gonna say when the fuck did scum get a power sword

[hexed igloo]

My fucking pay is late

I got a dollar to my name rn

[misty ravine]

Relic Shiv

[sterile stone]

Now do it with vet’s power sword

[sterile stone]

I am honestly miffed scrumbleton doesn’t get a power weapon

[spare talon]

i dont have that one on hand and im not updating loadout config to do it

[sterile stone]

Like it would be cool as fuck if scum got some shoddily put together power knife

[sterile stone]

I’m going to join your havoc games for the sole purpose of throwing when I get back on pc

[misty ravine]

That's vet power sword

[sterile stone]

Yeah but I want it on scum

[misty ravine]

I'm pretty sure power swords in decent condition don't need to constantly be switched back on

[sterile stone]

Wait

Wait wait wait

How many power weapons even exist in 40k

That a baseline human use

[misty ravine]

Lots
Even the Eviscerator is technically a power weapon (as well as a chain weapon)

[sterile stone]

I’m trying to spit ball ideas

Like a dual wield power axe

Or dual chain axes

Or tax axes

Something

[misty ravine]

Two handed chainaxe

[sterile stone]

Ehhh

Doesn’t fit the vibe of scum

[misty ravine]

Power Fist could be added for vet, it's been a wargear choice for Guard officers since forever

[misty ravine]

Oh, for scum specifically. Put a power sword on a stick and call it a power glaive

[median steeple]

hitlerrrrrrr

I fucking love how comically evil that art is lmfao

[tranquil bone]

"are we the baddies" ahh outfit

[sterile stone]

I’m not gonna lie

I thought that was a whole ass SS uniform for a second

@drowsy steppe https://youtube.com/shorts/2HZqj4Nq3dM?si=rQn2pC-SOi8V5g8x

[median steeple]

the algorithm is pushing the arbites reveals to my front page againnnn

[chrome wave]

@plush estuary jerro didn't like that i was helping him snipe....

[plush estuary]

kills you with gun

[slender mica]

wtf

[chrome wave]

he got back at me later

[opaque island]

lagswitch!

[spare talon]

he saved you from that burster wdym

hes wholesome

[chrome wave]

he was trying to bounce it into me with the cranial explosion i know it

[void bison]

finishied 2828 years later

starting boner temple

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-dr-kelson-28-years-later-the-bone-temple-baffled-perplexed-gif-8686566839682986617

[sterile stone]

Damn near forgot about that franchise

Wait holy shit

That’s the guy from the menu

[void bison]

kelson was a king i will remember him when he inevitably memento moris all over the place

[void bison]

saw this movie a year or 2 ago but it was only okay

I liked 28 years later a decent bit, i liked 28 days a lot and didn't think 28 weeks was as good

saw both of those a while ago

[north sedge]

years is my favorite of the bunch

[void bison]

it's making me want a zombie game to play rn

maybe I will try to learn zomboid

[north sedge]

weeks is doodoo except the beginning

[void bison]

I remember more about 28 days than 28 weeks because I definitely didn't like it/find it as memorable

[north sedge]

i have a friend who thought years was trash specifically because it ignores weeks

and i just dont understand

[void bison]

I don't see how it'd be someone's favorite, it doesn't baffle me as much as hellraiser 2 compared to 1 but it's still strange that some people would say so

also ||after watching the first one and checking opinions a lot of people didn't pick up on kelson being peaceful towards infected and human life and were just "why didn't he kill samson!!"||

[north sedge]

yea there's some strange opinions on Years out there

[void bison]

||I'm spoiled by a youtube title that samson gets tamed, I need to find other good zombie films with a premise like that, I liked it in the secret ending for Days Gone even though I've barely touched that game||

[north sedge]

shaun of the dead vaguely but it's more of a joke at the end

[void bison]

||samson getting tamed with morphine addiction hell yeah||

[sterile stone]

I’m always gonna be a fan of the original

Days will always be #1 for me

[void bison]

I like the vibes of the world in 28yl

and dr kelson is going to be carrying every moment he is on screen

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054003519053811813 @frosty herald how hilarious would be if this shit real

SMGold (@SMGold_)

EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT DMC SEASON 3:
︀︀-Dante and Vergil’s real father is Mundus
︀︀-Trish will be the reincarnation of the twins’ mother
︀︀-Nero will appear but not as Vergil’s son (half brother?)
︀︀-Limbo will make an appearance
︀︀-Vergil will take back Yamato from Dante’s arm

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FxTwitter · May 12, 2026, 12:59 AM

[obsidian prairie]

I haven't the faintest on what actually happens in these, so its fun to watch all of you get mad and say insane shit that is somehow 100% in the bible

[hexed igloo]

I had a moment like "they putting all the spoilers in the synopsis" before I actually read what u said

I hope they follow the games storyline as told by Max0r

[hard nexus]

dr kel

https://tenor.com/view/dr-kel-votv-voices-of-the-void-live-reaction-gif-8564492500699626160

[shadow spruce]

based voider

why is it so hard to mod h3vr

why does it break so often

[obsidian prairie]

Foolish mistake

There is no such thing as an hour nap

[chrome wave]

@plush estuary

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-pet-silly-pat-dog-gif-3985961921004463793

[plush estuary]

@chrome wave

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-gif-4852344973571988874

[chrome wave]

@plush estuary

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cats-cat-bath-bath-gif-12339461838849726823

[plush estuary]

@chrome wave

https://tenor.com/view/dogdiesamengodbless-gif-23866738

[chrome wave]

@plush estuary

https://tenor.com/view/bird-flip-hadouken-egg-gif-3325421593069479643

[plush estuary]

@chrome wave

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gato-shitpost-meme-kitty-gif-27138645

[chrome wave]

@plush estuary

https://tenor.com/view/backflip-frog-gif-6186268304796348912

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/mizu-frog-gif-21899868

[plush estuary]

@chrome wave

https://tenor.com/view/snaking-climbing-sneaking-up-the-tree-snakes-gif-13777951

[lunar fable]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DYDb0mFT246

[chrome wave]

i wish i was recording the vc

[plush estuary]

I recognize the name jum

[lunar fable]

backshot barry and backseat buddy

[chrome wave]

he was screaming at me

"NOOOOO DON'T KILL ME YOU FUCK"

i love that guy he's a hoot

[plush estuary]

This is why

my zealot solo video

[chrome wave]

he also posts true duos and what not

he's a really nice guy i love him

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/hippo-dance-rat-dance-naked-rat-dance-naked-rat-rat-jam-gif-895067322878568988

@random siren

better hope this is the right one

or you are dead bum bum

[chrome wave]

ya

[plush estuary]

@chrome wave

tf2 spy

[chrome wave]

phantom of the office 😈

[misty ravine]

Finally got home and got to try the new uncanny
All I can say is, when will Fatshark buff ||their servers||

[sterile stone]

@median steeple https://youtube.com/shorts/pyjv04dcafs?si=llJveW2GGEHkBqKD

[chrome wave]

that honestly might be in the same vein as asking for map/modifiers select

[jagged cradle]

are you using bladed momentum

[chrome wave]

i think so yeah

[jagged cradle]

are you replacing brutal or head taker for it

[chrome wave]

brutal

you just make a new weapon that dumps def or mobility or whatever it is

cleave will still be pretty insane anyway

[jagged cradle]

oh no wait it’s death blow on hs

[spare talon]

It is

[chrome wave]

i know what you meant

[spare talon]

Hi @random siren

[chrome wave]

fuck you @random siren

[jagged cradle]

it’s basically the same thing tbh

[spare talon]

Yeah true

Fuck you @random siren

[hexed igloo]

What yall got against my boy @random siren

[spare talon]

Okay now I feel bad cause there's gonna be a million things for him in maincord now

[chrome wave]

does he actually look at maincord

[plush estuary]

@random siren Hallo

[hexed igloo]

I saw him pop up in the typing for a split second

[plush estuary]

Those who nose.....

[chrome wave]

i hope he doesn't get in my dms and start flaming me

those who blows...

[plush estuary]

Blame bum bum

those who mow

[jagged cradle]

who are you guys even pinging

[plush estuary]

@random siren

[chrome wave]

those who flow

[plush estuary]

those who grow

[chrome wave]

those who glow

[plush estuary]

those who toe

[chrome wave]

those who fro

[hexed igloo]

I hope @random siren doesn't get in my dms and start verbally abusing me 😏

[plush estuary]

those who tow

[chrome wave]

those who slow

[plush estuary]

those who glowstone

[jagged cradle]

oh thanks

[chrome wave]

those who GrandStand MULTI FORCE industrial mower (60 INCHES)

[random siren]

I WAS WATCHING THE SOPRANOS WHAT????

[glossy cloud]

peak show

[random siren]

holy flippin pings

pauly and chrissy just got out of the woods last episode

[random siren]

fuck you bitch

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-edd-n-eddy-gif-13891026599423605719

[random siren]

hi hello

[plush estuary]

Hi

[random siren]

the comms were peak.

fuh

[slender mica]

how tf do you get away with this stuff

I peek those hallways and im dead in 400ms

[tired briar]

for those who come after

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-hehe-laugh-gif-88403045258334371

[plush estuary]

Built different

[slender mica]

can you rebuild me

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12756433236776117962

[plush estuary]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914798969295622184/1191653600938692649/trim.6C865C47-8A0E-4E3A-BD56-6D75EADE06AC.gif

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-ryujinr-grey-cat-gif-13471549557469691566

[glossy cloud]

this clip is fake, there's no dog materializing next to anyone and instapouncing at the exact moment that the poxburster went for the pounce

[modern lintel]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HHGyoV7XEAAq33Y.webp

[void bison]

boner temple was good I'm thinking of starting a 3rd zombie movie but maybe not today

[slender mica]

you watched "boner temple"...?

theres a movie called boner temple...?

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-jimmy-crystal-28-years-later-the-bone-temple-right-correct-gif-543150528538084728

[zinc talon]

friends

a thing that might very bigly yuge help out your quality of life

[misty mason]

How's the patch?

[misty mason]

Havent played yet

[zinc talon]

if you set your 'max fps to background applications' to something like 30 fps

anytime you're not actively using a program, it limits what the program can ask for in terms of resources from your card/processer etc

the second you alt tab back to said program, it's back to normal

[misty mason]

Who let okri out of ogryn chat

[zinc talon]

oh no I've been discovered

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-run-naked-funny-gif-18082679885906165021

[misty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/broom-sweep-raccoon-gif-5417118

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/shiggy-wiggy-the-anime-gif-2740955102562665382

[zinc talon]

heh how goes buddy, been a minute

[misty mason]

Haven't been playing dt

[zinc talon]

I've self-appointed myself steward of degenenerate zealot chat to keep it from being censured again

you might like the new expedition thing they added

I haven't played it much cuz there's nothing to spend the currency you earn there on

[misty mason]

Honestly the degeneracy is fine, its the gif spam that makes me less frequent haha

[obsidian prairie]

What

[zinc talon]

back when zealot chat lost the right to post pics and links for however long

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah I get that but like

When did you decide that

[misty mason]

Yeah expeditions did not appeal, so im kind of just waiting for the inevitable new class drop

[zinc talon]

never, I didn't say I've been actually contributing to that

I just started calling myself that

[obsidian prairie]

Okay

[misty mason]

Verifiable ogryn behaviour

[zinc talon]

heh anyways the power maul is doin great these days

finally feeling like it should

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-cup-place-blizaki-sexy-gif-21916868

cup frog

[void bison]

frog in the cup

cup frog

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-dance-gif-13942174665313107907

[zinc talon]

argument invalid

[void bison]

cup with the frog on them

cup frog

[zinc talon]

^my new high score with a single paul detonatoin

they reworked its combos too

it now has a new heavy 3 after light 1 and 2 that's an ubernuke

and repeats on those three attacks

l3/l4 spam is also respectable now, it's arguably the fastest to-kill for anything smaller than a rager

[misty mason]

I dun mind the gifs, its more just when two people are spamming cat gifs each other while other people are trying to have some kind of conversation

[zinc talon]

zealot weapons got a couple nice reworks, namely the OG eviscerator

yeah those 'people' have largely filtered out of regular visits

[misty mason]

Glad Paul is doing ok

[zinc talon]

shield's feeling great too

[misty mason]

Ooh

I wonder how thammer is doing

Probably no bueno still

[zinc talon]

you might've always could, but OG eviscerator can use push skipping to hit any swing you want it to

if you push, don't push attack, then light attack you skip to light 4, the first half of the quick 2-hit combo slash

[misty mason]

Being able to more consistently 1 bonk crushers will be huge, but honestly I think the ogryn density was the biggest problem it had

[zinc talon]

and if you do the same thing and heavy attack, you skip to heavy 2, the auto rev single target

[misty mason]

I swear FS must lurk in here

[zinc talon]

also, if you rev and light 1 something, like 75% of the total damage done is delivered on impact

so you can rev, light 1, immediately dodge out, and still have done as much damage as like a heavy 2 auto rev

OG evis feels more like a duellist weapon than a cleave all the things weapon, but it can do that too

[misty mason]

The few times ive been in it chat recently have been to whine about them needing to do nerfs so they can maintain some balance while lowering ogryn hp and elite spawn amounts

[zinc talon]

elite spawns are higher, but not like higher

[misty mason]

Man

[zinc talon]

you'll kill more gunners and flamers in the mission than before, but they come at you single and double file

not in packs of 20 like before

[misty mason]

Compared to when thammer was still good theyre very high

Well

[zinc talon]

end of the day it feels more managable

[misty mason]

The last time thammer was good (and not because of the bug)

[zinc talon]

yeah lemme see if I can find it

[misty mason]

They're planning on lowering spawn rates though if im reading right

[zinc talon]

it was @misty nova who was playin with the thammer in the meat grinder against plague ogryn a day or two ago

it's not lookin so good in that respect

[misty mason]

Like they just did crushers and pointed at bulwarks and gave a "youre next"

[zinc talon]

but it's quicker to attack than before, the recoil from the bonk is something you can really get the timing down on

to the point you're bonking every second or two

[misty mason]

Oh yeah if used it recently

[zinc talon]

gotcha

[misty mason]

I played a reasonable amount of scum

[zinc talon]

tried the shock mace at all? dunno how long it's been since you were last in the mix

[misty mason]

But not much since then

I never really used the Saul

[zinc talon]

ok, was gonna say 1h chainsword has largely been relegated to hiver

I keep wanting to love it, but it's a hard one to love in a zealot's hands

[misty mason]

Honestly I haven't super enjoyed zealot since the changes they made to CDR

Scum is a hoot tho

Just waiting on admech

Omnissiah willing

[zinc talon]

I keep hoping against hope it's gonna be a tech priest and not like a skitarii or something niche

but, hope is the first step on the road to disappointment, so

but speaking of admech, I have 1 or 2 to add to your collection

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/988940157816303688/1198676716005109841/40K_Shit_Posting.gif

https://tenor.com/view/cat-40k-warhammer-darktide-gif-26929721

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer40k-warhammer40000-tech-priest-adeptus-mechanicus-gif-22583830

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404338516336574477/1404313830087069716/attachment.gif

[zinc talon]

enough for now, don't wanna be exactly the thing you said you were tired of seeing in chat lolll

[misty mason]

I honestly wouldnt mind either

Skitarii or a regular tech priesr

[hearty nebula]

im just assuming skitarii for now

[misty mason]

I think tech priest would be easy to design if they've got a servo arm

[zinc talon]

oh, one more cuz it's a fucking perfect crossover episode from an actual movie

https://tenor.com/view/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-gif-11844498

^hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this dude is more admech than most admech

[misty mason]

The flesh is weak

[hearty nebula]

i do however think itd be cool if your character appearance was influenced by abilities/gear for an admech class

[zinc talon]

I just hope they don't make that stupid gear halberd the signature weapon

[hearty nebula]

fs would never tho

[misty mason]

They could just make all the Fs a different mechadendrite

[zinc talon]

I've never liked that stupid gear halberd, even as a kid

honestly that's where my head was at too

a tech priest with umpteen brazilian mechadendrites

[misty mason]

Omnissiah axe is a given

[zinc talon]

gawdddddd

well at least space marine 2 did it well enough

[misty mason]

The halberd too

[zinc talon]

that weapon's fun enough to use and I think it's an omnissiah axe in name as well as look

[misty mason]

I haven't tried the tech marine in SM2

I enjoyed SM2 but not as much as I had hoped

[zinc talon]

it's pretty good, the fact nobody is really griping about the tech marine in SM2 tells me they did a really good job with it

[misty mason]

Fair

I am enjoying the pant shitting happening in steam reviews due to nerfs

[zinc talon]

but I've always let The Squad play the class so I can play bulwark or tactical while they ranked theirs up

so only played it maybe twice

[misty mason]

As if they weren't like a year overdue

[zinc talon]

tactical's flamethrower is a m a z i n g

love it love it

what'd they nerf?

[misty mason]

I love me some assault marine

[zinc talon]

I'm just not good with assault, I like the class and played it a ton in the original but I just categorically do better on other classes

[misty mason]

I played a reasonable amount of the pvp but my wife asked me too many times why im making angry noises and I realised I am simply not enjoying pvp enough to justify the rage

[zinc talon]

people do great as vanguard, I'm happy for em, but I think that class is just dumb

(I'm also terrible with it)

[misty mason]

I did pretty good as vanguard

Mostly cause its the Khorne class

[zinc talon]

hah that's funny

genuine concern

[misty mason]

And I wanted to play khorne

[zinc talon]

valid

I got too used to the game being big heavy dude, very deliberate combat, think about every swing and which enemy comes next

so zipping around the battlefield all nimble is just lost on me

I get myself in too much trouble

[misty mason]

Yeah I never quite gelled with the pve

Fuuuuuck the tzaangors

[zinc talon]

I had to unlearn darktide's swing spam for sure, I almost didn't mesh with the game cuz of it

[misty mason]

Yeah that's my persistent problem with in depth melee in any game, it never feels as.good as darktide

[zinc talon]

I love the tzaangors for this fatality alone

[glossy nimbus]

💀

[zinc talon]

that and the shield swipe

[glossy nimbus]

That is just

sparta

[zinc talon]

ISNT IT

so many good moments cuz of that kick kill

[misty mason]

Yeah its just the shields that feel like bullshit

Like i understand why they do what they do, but a plasma or a thammer should paste a tzaangor shield or no

[zinc talon]

the hammers more or less do now

and they've relaxed the class weapon options too

bulwark can use the hammer now

among others I don't remember

[misty mason]

1h hammer?

[zinc talon]

nope, the thunder hammer

[misty mason]

Weird

[zinc talon]

they lose the shield

[misty mason]

Is that not the point of the class

[zinc talon]

the shield? I suppose but the class works really well with the thunder hammer and no shield, so all to the good I guess

I modded the game really early on to remove all weapon limitations just so I could play a space marine with a thunder hammer and not have the silly assault backpack on

[misty mason]

Class: Sheildguy
Loadout: No shield

[acoustic dune]

Ey pkri

Any new game?

[zinc talon]

well considering, without the shield the bulwark is really no less of a player in-mission, and the ultimate doesn't rely on the shield either

that I'm playing? I got conan exiles enhanced reinstalled and my server back up and running

it looks fantastic with the new engine

ostranauts if you like shipbreaking out in space

[acoustic dune]

Never saw the appeal but I know my friend play it sometime

[zinc talon]

I'm a simp for a good sandbox survival

[void bison]

veseimeter

[misty mason]

Oh true?

Man I haven't played conan in a minute

[zinc talon]

it might be my favorite genre

yeah they updated it to unreal engine 5

[acoustic dune]

Isn't shipbreak a th8ng aswell

[acoustic dune]

Jesus christ

How big is the game?

[zinc talon]

and smoothed out a lot of the ui

[misty mason]

Just me and the boys with the hogs out

[zinc talon]

lessee

[acoustic dune]

How much?

[zinc talon]

I think it's $30 on sale right now on steam

[acoustic dune]

Size?

[misty mason]

Ive come to realise im also a survival crafting enjoyer

[acoustic dune]

Minecraft

[zinc talon]

conan exiles is 62 gigs installed

[misty mason]

Like ive always enjoyed them, but ive realised it is a genre that particularly appeals. If that makes sense

[zinc talon]

sure

[misty mason]

Ive been playing Vintage Story

[zinc talon]

oh and crimson desert

crimson desert is e x c e l l e n t

[misty mason]

Man

[zinc talon]

I think it dethrones skyrim as the RPG GOAT

[misty mason]

I absolutely wouldn't have thought so

[zinc talon]

there is so much stinkin content and everything is organic and flows like it should

[misty mason]

Black Desert was uber slop

[zinc talon]

oh for sure

this game is a love letter to RPGs in general

[misty mason]

Interesting

I genuinely thought the hype was being manufactured

[zinc talon]

it's prolly way too high of an asking price for now, until they bring it down a bit

luckily I don't have to worry about that and got it day 1

the client is rock solid bulletproof with no memory leaks or fps dips over time

[misty mason]

Vintage Story is a hoot if you want to play Minecraft but made by a person who has a history degree and also probably hates you a little

[zinc talon]

it's only crashed on me once, and I was very much being a goblin and fucking around with things I shouldn't have

bypassing soft barriers cuz I hadn't progressed the story to what I was trying to do

I hear everwind is a good minecraft clone, and it looks impressive enough I'm prolly picking it up next

windrose is another good sandbox survival but I haven't played it much

my brother has generally good things to say about it but you need people to play with to really enjoy it

to man ship stations etc

[misty mason]

Oh Grimshire is an absolute gem too if you want a stardew like

[zinc talon]

ostranauts is another in that top down pixel genre but it's a very very hard-science-sci-fi game

very much to do with air pressure and gas composition in that air pressure

things like that

[misty mason]

Its Stardew but instead of being about making money, its trying to prevent a village from starving to death due to war and plague. Also you play as cute lil animal dudes

[zinc talon]

huh, interesting enough for setting the scene

helldivers 2 is absolutely in the best place it's ever been in since release

[misty mason]

If you enjoy playing a fairly optimised stardew its great

[zinc talon]

it might be the only game I'd say, every time I sit down to play it's 8.5/10 to 10/10 enjoyment factor

the game is f u n

[misty mason]

Oh i haven't played HD2 in awhile

Like pre the new enemy race

Autocannon my beloved

[zinc talon]

if you like cars in general in an RPG style setting I found a hidden gem called motor town: behind the wheel

I'd bill it as gran turismo level physics paired with every kind of vehicle you see on the road

if you like trucking you can truck, if you like high speed chases you can be a cop, if you like racing there's several tracks around the game world

[misty mason]

Not much of a car game enjoyer

[zinc talon]

for me it was one of those, for two months straight you sit down to play and the next thing you know the sun's coming up

but it's still early access

[misty mason]

Ive been doing that with Stellaris and EU5 recently

[zinc talon]

oh and the online servers can host up to like, a hundred people

[misty mason]

Paradox and their no.sleep simulators

[zinc talon]

so there's a ton of emergent gameplay in the sense of like

someone will take a mission to tow a huge overturned 18wheeler hauling logs or something heavy

so more than one person will have to go tie hooks to the car to generate enough force to turn the thing over, then you have to actually tow the thing to the shop

so there's 18 wheeler sized tow vehicles that can put down stabilizing pylons and multiple hooks etc etc etc

and the people that play are actually very friendly and fun to interact with

aanyways

[frosty herald]

This might be the worst game adaptation of all time

[zinc talon]

if you like hard military sim games, gray zone warfare just put out a huge update

tarkov style gun modding paired with arma level physics

inventory management etc

and you can pick pve or pvpve so it's not just a toxic shitstorm if you don't want it to be

[hexed igloo]

I just want a survival game that's minecraft but not minecraft there's no other way to explain my longing

[zinc talon]

everwind might be the one

[hexed igloo]

7dtd is the closest but it sucks really bad

[zinc talon]

yeah? shame, I got that game literal years ago but haven't played since it hit release

[hexed igloo]

It's good don't get me wrong but it's not quite there

[hexed igloo]

Lemme clarify it sucks really bad in a way where it's good

[zinc talon]

if you want a super indepth survival crafter you might check out green hell

oh and yall are gonna laugh but

palworld is like, 9/10 great

[misty mason]

Vintage story

[zinc talon]

I cannot believe how much fun I had playing that game

[hexed igloo]

Slop

[hexed igloo]

No no palworld slaps too

[misty mason]

If your interests include
Minecraft
History
Autism
Its great

VS isn't slop

[zinc talon]

John Carpenter's Toxic Commando is really well put together if that's your kinda game

[hexed igloo]

Yeah lemme spend 14hrs making a chest

[misty mason]

Fuck yessss

[spare talon]

https://www.twitch.tv/jerr0_0rrej/clip/SlipperyBadAirGuitarBabyRage-k44ewC97e_L5Grwr

[zinc talon]

what sets it apart is that the missions are all big open world maps and freeform in its objective completion

[hexed igloo]

I would like VS if it didn't take so fucking long to do anything

[zinc talon]

you can go anywhere at any time and do whatever you want to push the mission

[misty mason]

Want to make a pot?
Go harvest some clay
Then form it one layer at a time, pixel by pixel

[zinc talon]

and experience is awarded immediately so if you only play for a lilbit you still progress your character class

[misty mason]

Oh you thought you were done

[zinc talon]

and any player can be any class so there's no fighting

[zinc talon]

ha

[misty mason]

No no go dig a pit, fill it with tinder and sticks

[hexed igloo]

And wait a literal half hour fuck you

[misty mason]

Then cover it with firewood. Then light on fire and leave it for like 12 in game hours

[hexed igloo]

Fuckass pit kilns

[misty mason]

Voila

One pot

You filthy animal

So good

[hexed igloo]

(It can hold a handful of pocket lint and nothing more)

[zinc talon]

green hell approaches this level of detail in its crafting, like you have 4 separate food groups and have to eat enough of every food group to be able to passively heal

but I haven't put any real time into it so can't comment

[misty mason]

VS had a similar thing

But it determines your max health iirc

[zinc talon]

if you want an initially-hilarious but ridiculously in-depth game that's a complete departure from mostevery other game

Ancestors: the humankind odyssee

you play as a prehistoric human so far back you still haven't come down from the trees

[misty mason]

Cole

[hexed igloo]

I've seen some of it and it looks solid but guh too much

[misty mason]

Please explain your video so I dont have to watch it

[zinc talon]

lol

in a one page paper, 5 sentences per paragraph, at least 5 paragraphs

idk why that cracked me up so much

[hexed igloo]

Like I like survival crafter and I've played so many of them and they're just not quite it

[zinc talon]

here's a snippet of ancestors

[hexed igloo]

Like 7dtd is genuinely the closest to my magnum opus of a survival game

[zinc talon]

I really enjoyed the time I spent in 7dtd

[misty mason]

7dtd is very good, despite the developers

[zinc talon]

I just played way back before there were even spears

and there wasn't enough to keep you there

[hexed igloo]

I'm just waiting on Light No Fire it looks promising and I trust hello games with my life

[zinc talon]

yesss

cannot wait for light no fire

[misty mason]

I also really enjoy Medieval Dynasty

[hexed igloo]

It's the first game I've been hype for since Anthem ruined me

[misty mason]

Which is kind of survival crafting

[zinc talon]

medieval dynasty aaaaan

[acoustic dune]

Wtf us that?

[misty mason]

But is actually a flax making similator

[zinc talon]

ancestors: humankind odyssee

there's anotherone, I think bellwright?>

[acoustic dune]

Eh

[zinc talon]

hold on

[hexed igloo]

Poop throwing sim

[acoustic dune]

PEAK

[zinc talon]

yep bellwright

[acoustic dune]

PEAK

[hexed igloo]

Unreal5 slop

[acoustic dune]

Not peak