#zealot-class
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I mean compared to just staffing, it is slower soulblaze buildup
strength
I run scrier's with knife and trauma
Oh yeah that’s darktide’s equivalent of power
It’s also like, not really any impressive melee single target dps
used to be called power idk why they changed it
Cuz staff psyker usually doesn’t build global crit
to fuck with longterm players
Doing it all wrong
Should run the classic dome and purg
It’s the only way
I will continue to do it wrong and get the funny yellow numbers
and frankly
if u were going that way with global crit + finesse
FGS kinda does better
I want the mobility though
I find i alternate between blaze force sword and great sword
I like the mobility of blaze force
force sword with superiority + slaughterer is pretty legit
Especially with the movement from scriers
The animation of holding the sword up and hand out makes me feel like im fucking doing speed ballerina tip toes like jerma
Literally just this
Except instead of disintegrating people it’s parting their head from their body
oh what have i done
im gonna be real i didnt look at the message and was abt to reply to this with "jorma"
its for a vr game
Lol
i have 4 more packs to install
hi yog
I love how jerma has such an identifiable silhouette/profile that anything that even simply comes close to resembling it, people just universally agree it’s him
true
wow hes really hitting it
pilllll it keeps growing
theres 3 more packs
brisket?
i wish i was good at guilty gear
I used to be really good in season 3
top 200ish Ky player
now I bet I would get smoked
i was never good
my least favorite person to fight was uh
the twink with the gun
happy chaos
yeah
they just gave him a new semi infinite
basically they did strive 2.0 right
and they changed a bunch of stuff
including happy chaos
and he has a new win condition
which is putting you in the corner from the other side of the screen and keeping you there, and if he doesnt mess up you dont get to play
Somehow the rework created his most toxic play pattern yet. There's a fix coming but it is unfortunate.
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i see
he did the same shit in a different way when he released
axl
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Agile is largely a waste that can be replaced with actually keeping track of your dodges
Brutal momentum let's you kill 4 enemies a swing
i had a buddy that was into strive and he was pretty good at it
potempkin main
...
i asked him why and he said "i liked his music and i like being an asshole to people that get too confident"
O.O
he liked to grapple
to be fair this is a bug
i dont believe that at all
I play Venom,
who
vemon
vergil stabbing himself with rebellion is hilarious
wouldnt it make him stronger like it did with dante
im at 958 mods now
soon to be over 1000
1129 actually
for h3vr?
and it’s all porn mods
its guns actually
rebellion makes it so you fuse with your inner demon
thats how dante unlocked both sin devil trigger and devil sword dante
yamato seperates demon from man
creating urisen and V
right so why wouldnt rebellion make vergil stronger
then when urisen ate the devil fruit from the qiloth V merged himself with him to revert back to vergil
vergil doesnt use rebellion
vergil uses force edge/devil sword sparda and mirage edge
i found a random ass darktide gif on twitter???
The algorithm
darktie mentioned
dead game mentioned
I am so cracking 80s
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wooowwwwwwww
@ivory marlin What’s your opinion on arctic circle
Their shrimp basket is beast
We went from smoking bots to monk bots
Not very
Not many veterans to begin with, and most of em are in nursing homes
Word, I saw a tier list of places from different states
And I was like
wtf is that
Thought it was gas station food
Oh word
Like here in the states you see a lot of homeless vets
So I've heard
Was wondering if that was a thing everywhere else
Ion get why they're homeless just buy a house?
If I had the choice between buying a house and being homeless it's not a hard pick
Yeah not to get all homeless political but genuinely half of the homeless here are by choice
And the other half are deadass larping as being homeless they just sit there in their most ragged fit and then get up at 5pm and go home
Toxic bum bum
I can’t speak for everywhere else but homeless shelters in the US suck ass
Yeah I think they ain't great here neither but
Or drug addicted
The last I checked most homeless people actually have jobs but just can't afford like
Permanent residence in a place
They should get better jobs smh
Nobody is gonna hire someone screaming at themselves bruh
how do you get a job when you need a home address, a phone, a social security number?
Waffle house
How do you get a job when no one is hiring
You just buy a house and a phone
know someone
It's that easy
Pretty sure it's like you lose your house but not your job
okay, how do you buy the house and phone?
Another victim falls to ragebait
Many such cases
Khazan team dissolved
Lies of chatgPt
Chuds of the Fallen getting a sequel
Soulslikes are at an all time low
is it victime or just playing along
Mewgenics
i knew what i was doing when i took the bait
Also like tf homeless people have a social number they're aren't just ghost people
Yeah like they don't get deleted from the system the moment they get evicted lmao
how many of them do you think remember it or still have their card with them?
i know
im makin sgetti
My mans says this
Pasketti
Meanwhile you won’t be found in most data bases
What type
i fucking love sghetti
And if you can’t remember your name you’re fucked
bonodeez or whateva
How bikers eat they're sketty
They should ask for a raise
We should ask for many things
Like UBI
or just kill their boss.
"but then people wont work, cause people are lazy!"
Still my fav study shows that most people continued working after getting UBI
They’re catching onto that
Wear his skin and cash his checks
Yeah cause like
turns out most people like having work to do
I’m more inclined to work for luxury goods when I know I’m not risking homelessness or starvation
the workers wont need their checks when the workers get paid fair after they take control :3
When you reach a point that waking up and getting dressed just to survive is the norm
Yeah a lot of people aren’t gonn wanna engage
My hot take instead of ubi just a shitass studio apartment for everyone under the sun + monthly box of shitass nonperishables and canned food
So many holesn
Honesty I wouldn’t eve hate it
You don’t need luxuries to survive
Like you get some pasta and rice and beans and some canned meat and if you want cheese and condiments you can work for that shit
If you want flavor in yo food you best be gettin gainful employment
gulp
Better than starving I guess, but it would convince me to work just for better food, I can work with a studio apartment
I’d say so people don’t get complacent with doing nothing
The community needs to put an emphasis on group well being
I.e. Even if you aren’t employed, you should still be tasked with maintaining the environment you live in
That way even if you aren’t technically working
You’re still putting in effort to maintain the environment for you and your community
If a single cigarette butt is found everyone in the apartment block gets tased
this is how you get that experiment with monkeys and a banana ontop of a ladder in the middle of the room
Idk that one
My thought process was if one of the neighbour's saw you litter you'd get the shit beat out of you
Monke
Which is deserved btw
As I’ve gotten older and talked to people not originally from the US
Shit throws me
A lot of the mentality in some places really is
Littering should be punishable by flogging
If you fuck up, everyone in the neighborhood knows
It's not really a big deal here we kiwis are pretty antisocial as a general rule kek
I've had the same neighbour's for 2 years, and at most we exchange a "hey man"
I've never met my other neighbours lmao
put a bunch of monkeys in a room with a banana ontop of a ladder, and when one of the monkeys goes for the banana, spray them with cold water....then start slowly replacing monkeys, the new ones will go for the banana and the old ones will stop them because they dont wanna get sprayed with cold water. eventually with all new monkeys even though none of them were sprayed, they would not climb the ladder and would stop other monkeys
Make the monkeys explode when they go for the banana
Straight atomized
A puff of smoke and naught else
What if the monkey likes being sprayed with water
Frogplex
You sure that wasn’t Freddy’s
🤷
Im just saying what ive been told
Are they gone now
im losing my shit at this
Idk what freddy’s is
why the fuck is it so specific
So you know that bullshit about smash burgers right
Yeah?
How people will flatten the fuck out of a patty
Fuuka always be up to some bullshit
Imagine that
Ok
But with shoe string fries
I see
And their main thing they sell is custard
Also damn
yo dude, its good okay, it puts a nice char on the outside and you're not struggling to fit the whole burger in your mouth
Fuukas head is bigger than her torso
its not the fact that they smash the burger
it tastes so different
Like gurl get some food
lemons!
Surface area to volume ratio got them browning and crisping up more
I like the patch today good job
the beast goes to contemplate the question of smash burgers
You gotta get yourself a nice patty then brother
she doesnt eat food
In and out makes decent burgers
she exclusively drinks red bull
In tobjorns voice
in n out makes the best true fast food burgers
Genuinely so real lmao
Burger coooore
I notice in the patch meant to adress carapace enemies adn the things they use to fight them, that zealots were not really mentioned at all
like fast food slop burgers like mcdonalds, burger king, etc
Yeah
The changes feel good having played with them?
100% rending when you want it
in n out would be lumped with them and they just solo the rest
I just like them cause they’re affordable
Kinda doesn't matter for zealot
Finally someone that also thinks smash burgers are bullshit
don't say that, in eu burger king is the best we can get
don't put them next to mcdonalds
Aka it's just another zealot does zealot things
theyre affordable AND they solo all the others at that price range
thats the thin
burger king unironically has worse burgers than other fast food burgers wdym
is burger king better than mcdonalds?
not here
mcdonalds washed
Burger King is pretty solid in nz
laundered and washed
why is that
compared to bk here
They're cheap, better than mcds
idk if we can take americans opinion on this tbh
I don’t know if you saw when they first started opening in Dallas but dude
with their food regulations
yeah no
never before would I consider running smth cursed like this
they might as well not be eating real meat
they have it worse
Fucking line wrapped around street corners
😭
no glorious eu regulations
Why would I want a 3mm thick patty that's just crisped ground beef
"food"
i think smash burgers kick ass because they taste really good
but im convinced its something else they do that isnt just smashing the burger
I used my crusher build and damn it felt good
Because there's like 3-4 of them and they all have cheese on them
The seasoning brother
KEBAB
korean dogs? french dogs?
Like they taste fine but not enough to make up for it
the deep fried hot dog thing
the sonic smash burgers are peak slop but its very obviously a different beef, a different bun
Most burger places uses season all
KEBAB NUMBER 1
idk what it's called
I'd rather just have 1-2 1/4lb patties
Someone who use to work at sonic told me to never in my life ever order food from sonic
this is #2
don care
ok yeah corn dogs are #1 for me
peak slop
Why's it circumsised
burger king foot lettuce
the quality of food there really depends on the one you go to though
americans will never get to experience going to the döner place and the guy who makes the food only speaks turkish
If you can find one, steak and shake is peak fast food burger
some are dogshit and some are gods gift of calories
will they ever get a turkish icecream experience
Americhuds will never experience "hey bossman"
My brother in monte christo
they will eat the oreo ice cream with 10 times the recommended daily sugar intake
damn
We get this at half the fast food places, but it's people that only speak Spanish
You will drink the panera charged lemonade and you will enjoy the cardiac arrest
Texas is packed ass to dick with halal and Shwarma places
what about fanta in the eu/us
wasn't crusher unchanged today (just opportunist but like who even ran that on crusher)
doesnt it literally look different
Did they just made some bullshit?
i will kill you for saying this
do not disrespect french dogs
Yes unchanged
So funny thing about Panera
They’re going bankrupt

theres one in my uni food court
don't compare to the ones u get in germany
waow
Not surprised
two maybe
Moreso the enemy changes
Good they're one of the worst food chains around and that's saying something
I never had one
Our fanta actually looks good
I’ve heard Germany got the whole doner thing down to a science
Never got to try one sadly
never seen it, i only know it's blue like something u use to clean tiles with
yeah it's weird
I agree
Fizzy windex
like
frag stocks are up I'm assuming
There were like 5 all within 2 miles of each other at my old apt
Didnt try yet
yeah, anywhere where there's them 3rd gen turkish guys it's peak
I crave Chinese food in a funky small box
But you need a hell of a lot less anti armor
There’s even a grocery store that sells only halal stuff
But that shit has such a pungent smell it permeates for hours
Bro does not want chinese takeaway in plastic containers
rolled the best immigrants
It’s time to get butter chicken instead
Turks and Berlin name a better duo
Make the better choice
he he
i haven't gotten döner in 2 weeks, i need to fix that asap
you WILL eat more chinese food than you think your stomach can handle. you WILL be hungry again in 2 hours, you WILL do it again
Dude my shoes are so fucked
ive never had or wanted to get chinese food tbh
There's a piece of plastic digging into my heel when I walk
what do u wear
Pull it out
Brother lives in a country where deer piss soup is a delicacy
I’m sick
Yeah they're fucked need new ones, the moment that shank is bent and digging in its over
dont disrespect the deer piss soup.....
Nah tho
u should walk a mile in my shoes (chuck taylor all stars converse)
With steel shanks you can at least bend them back but plastic is cooked
What the fuck is up with Russia and the jelly meat thing
Like what do you even eat that with
You can use some wire snippers or something to cut it back probably but at best its a temp fix and messes up the structure
Cat food before I stir it up
That looks like canned cat food bro
IM DYING
Might do thst
idk if its actual jello or what is this even
Ice soup next week ngl
supposed to be chicken
Skechers are peak, if you're in the EU I highly recommend Palladium too
he's canada sadly
I'm wearing like
They might ship to canada
I always prefer to cook my own food
You could maybe tuck it in and sew the hole shut
He got the fat lip shoes
Aaaaye look at em
i wear slippers at this time of the year
Not good chief
very hot outside
Shoes that are too small cause ingrown nails and other health issues
Hot and Russia don’t compute for me
its very hot here
Everytime I see a rooskie
get a good pair it's worth the price if u can, buying cheap shoes just mean you'll buy a new one soon
@median steeple seems as though footlocker in Canada stocks palladiums
Yall always wearing long sleeves or jackets
im sleeping with my windows open
They're not too pricy and they're pretty solid quality
I got primark shoes and those are still banging lol
Alright I'll check em out then there's one near me
Exclusively use em for the gym
I will say tho, most of their normal shoes grip like glue on dry days, but it's like walking on oil when it's wet
Ball out and get a pair of Air Force 1s
can't go wrong with af1
I've been wearing high tops because I kept rolling my ankle so much as a kid
honestly
Afaik their waterproof shoes have different soles that are good in the rain
Like every time I'd go out it was bad
I'm a high top kid too, I've only recently bought my first pair of low shoes in 10yrs lmao
My mans been stacking debuffs since a youngin
Yea
the only high tops i got are the converses i don't like it usually
i like seeing my socks
The palladium baggy is my favorite shoe ever, it's a high top that looks like converse, but you can fold up the outer and tongue into like short boots
it looks cool
why u looking at your socks
Crew socks or ankle socks are the way to go
bro got the fatshark socks ....
cuz they're cool socks
Go explode
Converse sucks so ass aughhhh
nope
Full length socks are the peak
converse are awesome
Bro has no taste
Like the most uncomfortable shoes ever
Long socks every day every season
i got that retro swag on
You like lookin like ur rawdogging them sneakers?
Gay
yeah long socks are the best
King shit
are you just casually taking pics of your feet
yep
Brother I wear pants
My people
all my socks go all the way almost to my knees
I’m not some cargo shorts gamer
i hate short socks
With marbles in my pockets
I don't wear shorts
Like at all
i dont have knee socks but id never wear the short ones
I should get nike airmax
I would rather kill myself than wear ankle socks
short socks for short people ......
I always wear jeans in every weather
If Argus wears normal socks they're thighhighs on him
i wear shorts with knee high socks too, just letting u know
-30 to +30
if i wear shorts its usually with slippers or sandals and no socks
Bruh the fuck you wearing literhosen for
i'd like to avoid shorts but sometimes it just too hot
i like shorts
Firstly, it's lederhosen
Got damn yodeler ass socks
I just thug it out
Yall should invest in khaki pants
whats it called when you wear pants and just let them fall down
We not trying to dress up like target employees
I mean it was plus 25 out yesterday I went out wearing a black denim jacket
Yall should invest in slim cut jeans and a good leg workout
Just thug the temp out
Sagging?
no idea dude u tell me
I like not having chapped balls
Yeah thats sagging
Easy access for the homies
Can't fuckin stand when it feels like they are sticking to your legs
In prison its an invitation for a booty call
Joggers and some sweats are the move
wehy would you do that to yourself
With the rare occasion of jeans
nah sweats are for bums
I like that feeling kek
Not wearing sweats
joggers too
Wild work
bum fit
It shows too much
ur a grown ass man wear a jean or pants
Its grey sweatpant season in the white house🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
If ur gonna be wearing grey sweatpants at least be showing good print
Sometimes that is all you need to be at the moment
unless it's at the gym ofc
Sweats are for at home or the gym and nowhere else
Yall hating
I'm not a white eastern European
The fit for getting kebab at 5 am
I would gun you down in the street like a dog and sleep soundly
Yam gets it
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
Switching apps on my phone while laying down and seeing the flash of my face
I look like pibble
My mans white boy maxed so hard
I'm craving cheese
He near flashbanged himself
No I just look ugly
Sometimes.. I dream of cheese
yeah
You’re the one guy who’s skin peels
One of my eyes doesn't open fully lol I just noticed
i'm sure you look fine
I need to tackle this topic for a second
I just want to know right
How the fuck do people just raw dog cheese
Like nothing else with it
real
Shredded cheese is the only time I do that
type of cheese is very important
so i'm french i can educate u on real cheese
I eat all types of cheese
i know you only know those kraft slices
there are 1 billion cheese types and some are edible without anything
ovah here we like eating a lot of different types with pita bread
I eat a lot of burrata
That isn't cheese that's plastic
Im a real freak for the fromage
and uh what was it
it depends on which type
Its fucking depressing I keep hearing about it and want it so bad
now that's weird
burrata isn't really somethign u eat on it's own
the spinny meat?
Raw dogging water
well I usually just put it on toasted bread
Aquafina
there was something else but I'm struggling to remember the name of
Rawdogging fiji water
at least its not Dasani
cause it's italian...
raw dogging cap'n morgan, my favourite corsair
overpriced water
Most of the time when you're sober kebab is like solidly okay
I legit noticed no difference between water
i drink from the kitchen tap mf
it's peak
i dont know what you mean, different water "tastes" different
lambda can you list all the cheese that exists so I can remember
I mostly drink tap anyway because I live in a not poorly managed area
mineral content
Casa marzu
Lead poisoning
I dont live in flint michigan, but i DO NOT trust my tap water anyway
Or was it caza marsu
"added minerals for taste" = Im a freak who likes rocks in my water
Added these nuts for taste
ok yeah nvm it was definitely burrata
i haven't eaten cheese i a long time cuz it's outside of my diet but my favourite is Brie
Guh
My other shoe just broke mid stride
DN type shi\
Felt it stab into me
I like a good smoked cheddar
Hey least he ain't living in sweats
Gotta walk on those death stranding sandal plants
Fashion some geta
I know I’m late to this
But I swear I saw somewhere
I really fuck with old cheese
do not the cheese
Aquafina is rated one of the worst water brands to drink from
Cause of all the toxic chemicals and shit
Depends on the cheese
yeah I just don't rmemebrr I'd need to visit the place and check
lactose intolerance
italian cheese kind of overrated ngl
I'm blanking
Best cheese out there is pepper jack
nah mozzarella isn't rly all that good
they don't have a kick to it
Best cheese out there is the $3 processed slices that are "smoked" flavor
it don't have an anything to it
it's not bad but not exceptional either
It's my firm belief if someone likes the funky cheese they're into feet
Oaxaca is the way cooler mozzarella
Bruh I just wanna see what the top tax bracket eat like
i'm not into feet
Guilty until proven innocent
Dude over here talking like napoleon
Or a person without feet?
Are you sure your still talking about cheese?
mental asylum
it's called cheese for sure
LOL
Most convincing proof you're french so far
Holy shit someone else has this
asian styyyle
Is that Jeremy fragrance
I need to admit something in the fact I can't take pictures of myself because that stupid fucking "I'm Aryan as fuck look at these Nordic genes" image flashes in my head
The guy with the cleft chin
It's been stuck in my head since 2020
I can't take pictures of myself because the me in a photo isn't the me in the mirror
Brothers a fucking shape shifter
He’s Asian in the mirror
my ancestors....
White guy in the photo
It's some bullshit with the lens I'm a firm 7 in the mirror and a 2 in a photo kek
Same when I get a haircut
Psycho saw the ice walls...
what
YOINKED
Photos have some shit called 2D flattening or something
bahahaha
Yeah when I try to style my hair this flashes in my head and just stop
that's why i put all my hair to the side
oh thats mostly psychology
my bangs are way too long
This is why beanies are king
Thick and flowing
I'm genuinely at that point rn I'm getting a cut tmr
Getting a trim this Saturday
ok the finesse changes didnt impact much
I put off haircuts so fucking bad
Fuck around and get a spiked Mohawk
real and true
the you in the mirror isnt the you other people see either
I haven't gotten a haircut since middle school
I like a crisp undercut but shit I just put it off
one year ago i was shaved completely cuz of the army
i'm never cutting again
i lost so much progress
are you having a stroke
my hair is getting too long but theres kinda the whole problem of "2 spots on my head were shaved so cutting it shorter now would reveal how fucked up my hair currently is"
I used to get called skrillex a lot
I can’t see how people do with a ton of hair
I let my hair grow out for 3 years
And it was a bitch to maintain
Accidentally opened psyker chat and was scared
forgot there's a bald person here
That’s evil
I had shoulder length hair for a little and it turned into one giant knot so
Trynna go for smt like this
i think i'll let it grow for 2 more years and then we'll see
lets not forget waht this title means too
hes gay?
I have this hair just super thick
short hair is more efficient for cooling and easier to clean ☝️
Depends which era for how bad that is
yeah but it doesn't look as good
My hair was basically a tangled nest
there's nothing worse than seeing my fucked up skull
Funniest part was it was mostly my old boss that called me skrillex
I called him bald and would slap him upside the titty a bunch tho so we even
Us long haired kings
this is where im at on the norwood
just because you are progressing does not mean u r going somewhere better ☝️ cut all your hair off and become aerodynamic
End it vro
Been dancing to bad romance for the past 2 mins while I wait for my dinner to finish cooking
and also hats will fit better
#yeah
Slap him upside the titty
What a collection of words
u need to get tickets to a flight to turkey asap
ive been bald for the past like 5 or 6 years, i just got tired of spending an hour each day shaving
Yes my direct manager and the guy who signed my paychecks 
im also not spending the money every 3 years to get hair transplant
I have a suggestion
Do you Atleast have a beard?
Jensen Ackles Turkish ad
ive already been bald guys
isnt this the img the balding subreddit replies to ppl asking if its time?
yes?
Don’t you do it
Just color in your hairline and bald spot with a sharpie
Okay bald with a beard
Get the thragg haircut
or with todays sponsor KEEPS!
You can pull the Simon Whistler look
The implication rings loud enough at this point
yes
when i look at my dad's head i know i'm cooked long term, i enjoy all the length i can get
i explicitly went to go find it
Ive bene bald already for the past few years, ive just decided to say fuck it and let it grow idc
My dad's side of the family has such amazing hair then my mom's side is just all bald
its actualyl your grandpa you gotta look at on your moms side usually
or grandma
oh that guy had amazing hair till he croaked
Grandpap was full blooded native
My lineage is men at 70 with full heads of beautiful silver hair I'm never goin bald
I’m saved
I could get this cut like right now
Maybe I have hope then. My dad has like five brothers and every damn one of them is a cue ball
My granddad is almost 80 he's got a better hairline than argus
real
You’ve seen my hairline
I haven't actually I just assume you have a 6head and a crazy widows peak
what hairline
Honestly doesn't work too well unless you have beard
Hoy EHIT IM PALE
I posted my hair being up in twists
Like months ago
it works if you have a good jawline
sure buddy
regardless of beard
You really
is it allowed to do that
Yall gonna see me with the mexican mustache
Big talk for Mr combover
me at parties (who am i kidding i dont go to parties)
pancake
I do see how beards save people with shitty jawlines tho
if u can pull that off thatll be insane
Some people have that fucking turkey neck
have you ever seen those before after shaving
White as fuck for no reason
PLEENTY
Sometimes it's so heinous the barber should've been put down
I bet when you expose your hand to sunlight you start to sizzle
i wish i could grow a beard even if i don't need it
Like in twilight
Look like one of those bald cats
they dont sizzle, they ✨ sparkle ✨
the vampire movie?
Nobody has had a more scuffed set of facial hair like hard rock Nick
I'm reading your palm
Terrible heart line
Good relationship line
Love line is decent I suppose
Darn
imagine how much maintenance this takes
Your heart line is literally like nonexistenct
You're going to die in 3 days
Seeesh
bye psycho
are you gonna tell me you believe in birth signs next 
I keep raking this fucking yard but the wind keeps blowing more leaves over the fence
I just learned a couple palm lines bc i was bored lmao
Fuckkkk
KILL YOUR
this but only armpits

I should buy a zippo lighter
Trust you to bring up armpits
of course im gonna bring them up they're disgusting
Do you use a lighter frequently
that's the price of beauty ig
tattoo your eyebrows while you're at it
first thing i'd laser
That much to talk to dead people? Sheesh I could do it for free
Lighter fluid lighters seem so impractical once you see those electric ones
Yes
no, to laser all my hairs
Okay yeah go for it, zippos are a pain in the nutsack if it's something you use once a week cos the fluid evaporates out kek
oh nvm i get it
Extremely.
Arc lighters have no romance to them
If I could get an electric lighter that has a cool flip thing I'd do it
But I'm just bored of the shitty plastic ones
Zippos in the modern world are 100% for trying to look like a cool guy
Also arc lighters make a sharp noise and I can't fucking stand it
get an electric lighter with a touch screen that has slots on it
But I already have slots on my vape
I also need a lightwr that isn't as tall as the bic ones
kids don't get any lighters at ll smoking's bad 4 u
more slots
Sensitive ear holes
The arc ones are cool but have their own problems. Still can't beat butane
I need them to burn candles and incense
yeah sureeee
Yo I work in a smoke shop and have some wack lighters do yall wanna see some
Trying to light a bowl with a arc lighter sucks
I’m betting $50 y’all have a yoda or some Star Wars themed object in there
Not in the lighter section but
I went to a shop once and they had a lighter that looked like a gnome with a dick
Smoke shop it's more likely to be Rick and Morty
ungodly sight
but i see exactly what u mean
I have a pickle rick debit card
I wanted to work in one but I never got responded to so just gonna kms
I hate myself for getting it
Lol
I cringe every time I pull it out
I'll find apic

That’s kinda cool
Oleg
😭
It's gumming up and becoming useless 2 bowls in
Should be arrested for that card
i got a trade republic card they don't even do customs thx god
i would've gotten something stupid
like a pickle rick
You know
I follow the raw papers guy
And it’s like
Imagine bill nye
But for joints
I need to actually check when it expires
@sterile stone peep the baby Yoda bubbler
Honestly incredible
Looks like cheap garbage but I still love it
Hold on
I need to find the appropriate clip for this
Gotta love passing hot smoke through plastic
