#zealot-class

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carmine lance
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Str?

sterile basalt
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I mean compared to just staffing, it is slower soulblaze buildup

solar gorge
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strength

glossy cloud
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I run scrier's with knife and trauma

carmine lance
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Oh yeah that’s darktide’s equivalent of power

sterile basalt
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It’s also like, not really any impressive melee single target dps

solar gorge
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used to be called power idk why they changed it

sterile basalt
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Cuz staff psyker usually doesn’t build global crit

placid fiber
glossy cloud
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Heh heh

sterile stone
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Should run the classic dome and purg

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It’s the only way

glossy cloud
sterile basalt
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and frankly

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if u were going that way with global crit + finesse

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FGS kinda does better

glossy cloud
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I want the mobility though

carmine lance
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I find i alternate between blaze force sword and great sword

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I like the mobility of blaze force

sterile basalt
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force sword with superiority + slaughterer is pretty legit

carmine lance
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Especially with the movement from scriers

carmine lance
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The animation of holding the sword up and hand out makes me feel like im fucking doing speed ballerina tip toes like jerma

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Literally just this

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Except instead of disintegrating people it’s parting their head from their body

shadow spruce
void bison
shadow spruce
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its for a vr game

shadow spruce
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i have 4 more packs to install

shadow spruce
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hi yog

carmine falcon
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gem

carmine lance
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I love how jerma has such an identifiable silhouette/profile that anything that even simply comes close to resembling it, people just universally agree it’s him

shadow spruce
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true

shadow spruce
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theres 3 more packs

chrome wave
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dude i love partyfinder

shadow spruce
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i wish i was good at guilty gear

slender mica
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top 200ish Ky player

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now I bet I would get smoked

shadow spruce
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i was never good

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my least favorite person to fight was uh

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the twink with the gun

slender mica
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happy chaos

shadow spruce
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yeah

slender mica
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they just gave him a new semi infinite

shadow spruce
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"lets just give this asshole a gun surely thats fair"

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i dont know what that means

slender mica
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basically they did strive 2.0 right

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and they changed a bunch of stuff

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including happy chaos

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and he has a new win condition

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which is putting you in the corner from the other side of the screen and keeping you there, and if he doesnt mess up you dont get to play

shadow spruce
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i see

slender mica
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he did the same shit in a different way when he released

shadow spruce
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i think my most played character was uh

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blond time traveller

slender mica
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axl

shadow spruce
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yeah

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i was okay with him but not good enough to get much fun out of strive

worthy bloom
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Agile or brutal momentum on the tac axe?

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Agile seems better to me

shadow spruce
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

obsidian prairie
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Brutal momentum let's you kill 4 enemies a swing

ebon bobcat
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@tawdry forge

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Medal

shadow spruce
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potempkin main

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...

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i asked him why and he said "i liked his music and i like being an asshole to people that get too confident"

slender mica
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O.O

shadow spruce
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he liked to grapple

undone pewter
shadow spruce
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i dont believe that at all

undone pewter
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The happy chaos infinite is a bug yes

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and getting fixed soon

shadow spruce
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hm

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sadly im not good enough to have fun in strive

undone pewter
shadow spruce
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who

slender mica
misty nova
frosty herald
heady rapids
shadow spruce
shadow spruce
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soon to be over 1000

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1129 actually

misty nova
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The mods aren't that good dawg

shadow spruce
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for h3vr?

hard nexus
shadow spruce
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its guns actually

frosty herald
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thats how dante unlocked both sin devil trigger and devil sword dante

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yamato seperates demon from man

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creating urisen and V

shadow spruce
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right so why wouldnt rebellion make vergil stronger

frosty herald
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then when urisen ate the devil fruit from the qiloth V merged himself with him to revert back to vergil

frosty herald
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vergil uses force edge/devil sword sparda and mirage edge

stuck thicket
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i found a random ass darktide gif on twitter???

misty nova
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The algorithm

acoustic dune
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dead game mentioned

signal spoke
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I am so cracking 80s

south prism
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wooowwwwwwww

sterile stone
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@ivory marlin What’s your opinion on arctic circle

ivory marlin
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Their shrimp basket is beast

misty nova
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We went from smoking bots to monk bots

ivory marlin
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And i remember as a kid in grade school

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Id walk to one and get free ice cream

hexed igloo
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Not very

Not many veterans to begin with, and most of em are in nursing homes

sterile stone
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And I was like

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wtf is that

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Thought it was gas station food

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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Like here in the states you see a lot of homeless vets

hexed igloo
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So I've heard

sterile stone
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Was wondering if that was a thing everywhere else

hexed igloo
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Ion get why they're homeless just buy a house?

sterile stone
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Stop being dumb

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You know most are drug addicts or alcoholics

hexed igloo
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If I had the choice between buying a house and being homeless it's not a hard pick

sterile stone
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You get an apartment instead

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You have less headaches

hexed igloo
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And the other half are deadass larping as being homeless they just sit there in their most ragged fit and then get up at 5pm and go home

chrome wave
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@plush estuary

plush estuary
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Toxic bum bum

sterile stone
median steeple
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Meowl is 13 years old this year

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Damn what an old ass image

sterile stone
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And most people who are homeless in the us

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Are either mentally ill

hexed igloo
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Yeah I think they ain't great here neither but

sterile stone
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Or drug addicted

median steeple
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The last I checked most homeless people actually have jobs but just can't afford like

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Permanent residence in a place

hexed igloo
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They should get better jobs smh

sterile stone
opaque island
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how do you get a job when you need a home address, a phone, a social security number?

sterile stone
hexed igloo
opaque island
hexed igloo
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It's that easy

median steeple
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Pretty sure it's like you lose your house but not your job

opaque island
sterile stone
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Another victim falls to ragebait

hexed igloo
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Many such cases

misty nova
opaque island
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is it victime or just playing along

misty nova
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Mewgenics

opaque island
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i knew what i was doing when i took the bait

median steeple
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Also like tf homeless people have a social number they're aren't just ghost people

hexed igloo
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Yeah like they don't get deleted from the system the moment they get evicted lmao

opaque island
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i know

leaden robin
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im makin sgetti

sterile stone
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My mans says this

hexed igloo
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Pasketti

sterile stone
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Meanwhile you won’t be found in most data bases

hexed igloo
opaque island
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i fucking love sghetti

sterile stone
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And if you can’t remember your name you’re fucked

leaden robin
hexed igloo
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How bikers eat they're sketty

median steeple
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Yeah about 53% of homeless people at least here are employed

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Which is crazy

hexed igloo
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They should ask for a raise

median steeple
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We should ask for many things

sterile stone
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Like UBI

leaden robin
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or just kill their boss.

opaque island
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"but then people wont work, cause people are lazy!"

median steeple
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Still my fav study shows that most people continued working after getting UBI

sterile stone
hexed igloo
opaque island
sterile stone
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I’m more inclined to work for luxury goods when I know I’m not risking homelessness or starvation

leaden robin
sterile stone
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When you reach a point that waking up and getting dressed just to survive is the norm

median steeple
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Looking at my lawn right now

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I need soil

sterile stone
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Yeah a lot of people aren’t gonn wanna engage

hexed igloo
# sterile stone Like UBI

My hot take instead of ubi just a shitass studio apartment for everyone under the sun + monthly box of shitass nonperishables and canned food

median steeple
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So many holesn

sterile stone
median steeple
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Yeah just HAVING a home is enough

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For me at least

sterile stone
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You don’t need luxuries to survive

hexed igloo
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Like you get some pasta and rice and beans and some canned meat and if you want cheese and condiments you can work for that shit

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If you want flavor in yo food you best be gettin gainful employment

leaden robin
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gulp

opaque island
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Better than starving I guess, but it would convince me to work just for better food, I can work with a studio apartment

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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The community needs to put an emphasis on group well being

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I.e. Even if you aren’t employed, you should still be tasked with maintaining the environment you live in

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That way even if you aren’t technically working

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You’re still putting in effort to maintain the environment for you and your community

hexed igloo
opaque island
hexed igloo
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Idk that one

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My thought process was if one of the neighbour's saw you litter you'd get the shit beat out of you

frosty herald
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Monke

hexed igloo
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Which is deserved btw

sterile stone
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Shit throws me

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A lot of the mentality in some places really is

hexed igloo
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Littering should be punishable by flogging

sterile stone
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If you fuck up, everyone in the neighborhood knows

hexed igloo
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It's not really a big deal here we kiwis are pretty antisocial as a general rule kek

hexed igloo
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I've had the same neighbour's for 2 years, and at most we exchange a "hey man"

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I've never met my other neighbours lmao

opaque island
# hexed igloo Idk that one

put a bunch of monkeys in a room with a banana ontop of a ladder, and when one of the monkeys goes for the banana, spray them with cold water....then start slowly replacing monkeys, the new ones will go for the banana and the old ones will stop them because they dont wanna get sprayed with cold water. eventually with all new monkeys even though none of them were sprayed, they would not climb the ladder and would stop other monkeys

hexed igloo
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Make the monkeys explode when they go for the banana

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Straight atomized

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A puff of smoke and naught else

frosty herald
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What if the monkey likes being sprayed with water

ivory marlin
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Invented fry sauce

void bison
misty nova
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Frogplex

sterile stone
ivory marlin
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🤷

spare talon
ivory marlin
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Im just saying what ive been told

sterile stone
spare talon
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im losing my shit at this

ivory marlin
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Idk what freddy’s is

spare talon
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why the fuck is it so specific

sterile stone
ivory marlin
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Yeah?

sterile stone
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How people will flatten the fuck out of a patty

misty nova
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Fuuka always be up to some bullshit

sterile stone
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Imagine that

ivory marlin
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Ok

sterile stone
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But with shoe string fries

ivory marlin
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I see

sterile stone
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And their main thing they sell is custard

spare talon
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smash burgers are so fucking good for no reason

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i dont know why

misty nova
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Also damn

opaque island
misty nova
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Fuukas head is bigger than her torso

spare talon
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its not the fact that they smash the burger
it tastes so different

misty nova
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Like gurl get some food

spare talon
violet hornet
sterile basalt
opaque island
sterile stone
spare talon
sterile stone
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In and out makes decent burgers

spare talon
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she exclusively drinks red bull

misty nova
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😭

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Not even the good ones

void bison
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the best burgers come from the burger core

misty nova
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In tobjorns voice

spare talon
hexed igloo
misty nova
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Burger coooore

opaque island
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I notice in the patch meant to adress carapace enemies adn the things they use to fight them, that zealots were not really mentioned at all

spare talon
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like fast food slop burgers like mcdonalds, burger king, etc

misty nova
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Yeah

frosty herald
misty nova
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100% rending when you want it

spare talon
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in n out would be lumped with them and they just solo the rest

sterile stone
misty nova
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Kinda doesn't matter for zealot

hexed igloo
solar gorge
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don't put them next to mcdonalds

misty nova
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Aka it's just another zealot does zealot things

spare talon
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thats the thin

opaque island
heady rapids
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is burger king better than mcdonalds?

solar gorge
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not here

solar gorge
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mcdonalds washed

hexed igloo
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Burger King is pretty solid in nz

solar gorge
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laundered and washed

solar gorge
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compared to bk here

hexed igloo
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They're cheap, better than mcds

heady rapids
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idk if we can take americans opinion on this tbh

sterile stone
heady rapids
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with their food regulations

solar gorge
sterile basalt
heady rapids
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they might as well not be eating real meat

solar gorge
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they have it worse

sterile stone
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Fucking line wrapped around street corners

opaque island
solar gorge
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no glorious eu regulations

hexed igloo
shadow spruce
spare talon
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i think smash burgers kick ass because they taste really good
but im convinced its something else they do that isnt just smashing the burger

frosty herald
violet hornet
heady rapids
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my fav piece of fast food is uhhh

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what was it

solar gorge
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KEBAB

heady rapids
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korean dogs? french dogs?

hexed igloo
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Like they taste fine but not enough to make up for it

heady rapids
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the deep fried hot dog thing

spare talon
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the sonic smash burgers are peak slop but its very obviously a different beef, a different bun

sterile stone
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Most burger places uses season all

solar gorge
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KEBAB NUMBER 1

heady rapids
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idk what it's called

hexed igloo
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I'd rather just have 1-2 1/4lb patties

heady rapids
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french dog is the bun one i think

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i think its a close #2 for me

sterile stone
heady rapids
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this is #2

heady rapids
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ok yeah corn dogs are #1 for me

spare talon
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peak slop

hexed igloo
heady rapids
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burger king foot lettuce

spare talon
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the quality of food there really depends on the one you go to though

solar gorge
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americans will never get to experience going to the döner place and the guy who makes the food only speaks turkish

sterile stone
spare talon
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some are dogshit and some are gods gift of calories

heady rapids
hexed igloo
solar gorge
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they will eat the oreo ice cream with 10 times the recommended daily sugar intake

heady rapids
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damn

violet hornet
hexed igloo
sterile stone
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Texas is packed ass to dick with halal and Shwarma places

heady rapids
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what about fanta in the eu/us

sterile basalt
heady rapids
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doesnt it literally look different

misty nova
hexed igloo
heady rapids
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do not disrespect french dogs

sterile stone
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They’re going bankrupt

spare talon
heady rapids
solar gorge
heady rapids
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waow

hexed igloo
spare talon
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two maybe

heady rapids
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eu fanta is yellow

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weird!

violet hornet
misty nova
solar gorge
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it's like baja blast

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what is that

heady rapids
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idk

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its blue

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or something

frosty herald
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Our fanta actually looks good

sterile stone
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Never got to try one sadly

solar gorge
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never seen it, i only know it's blue like something u use to clean tiles with

heady rapids
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yeah it's weird

violet hornet
heady rapids
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like

sterile basalt
sterile stone
frosty herald
solar gorge
median steeple
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I crave Chinese food in a funky small box

frosty herald
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But you need a hell of a lot less anti armor

sterile stone
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There’s even a grocery store that sells only halal stuff

median steeple
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But that shit has such a pungent smell it permeates for hours

solar gorge
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france/germany, peak kebabs

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germany sweeps tho

frosty herald
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Bro does not want chinese takeaway in plastic containers

solar gorge
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rolled the best immigrants

sterile stone
median steeple
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Turks and Berlin name a better duo

sterile stone
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Make the better choice

heady rapids
solar gorge
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i haven't gotten döner in 2 weeks, i need to fix that asap

heady rapids
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bro has a donner key

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with the double dots...

opaque island
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you WILL eat more chinese food than you think your stomach can handle. you WILL be hungry again in 2 hours, you WILL do it again

solar gorge
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i couldj ust uber eat one rq

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considering

median steeple
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Dude my shoes are so fucked

heady rapids
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ive never had or wanted to get chinese food tbh

median steeple
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There's a piece of plastic digging into my heel when I walk

solar gorge
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what do u wear

sterile stone
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Pull it out

sterile stone
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I’m sick

hexed igloo
heady rapids
sterile stone
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Nah tho

solar gorge
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u should walk a mile in my shoes (chuck taylor all stars converse)

hexed igloo
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With steel shanks you can at least bend them back but plastic is cooked

sterile stone
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What the fuck is up with Russia and the jelly meat thing

median steeple
heady rapids
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oh that

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yeah

sterile stone
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Like what do you even eat that with

heady rapids
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i dont know

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dude

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ive only ever looked at it

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im not touching that

hexed igloo
# median steeple

You can use some wire snippers or something to cut it back probably but at best its a temp fix and messes up the structure

violet hornet
sterile stone
median steeple
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Gonna get a new pair soon but it's bleak

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Right now

heady rapids
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yeahhhh

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it does

sterile stone
median steeple
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Might do thst

heady rapids
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idk if its actual jello or what is this even

frosty herald
heady rapids
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supposed to be chicken

hexed igloo
solar gorge
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he's canada sadly

median steeple
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I'm wearing like

hexed igloo
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They might ship to canada

frosty herald
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I always prefer to cook my own food

median steeple
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5 year old DCs

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They're too small for me

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I'm just lazy

violet hornet
sterile stone
solar gorge
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oh dc's, yeah about time u buy something else

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god damn

sterile stone
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Aaaaye look at em

heady rapids
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i wear slippers at this time of the year

frosty herald
heady rapids
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very hot outside

frosty herald
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Shoes that are too small cause ingrown nails and other health issues

sterile stone
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Hot and Russia don’t compute for me

heady rapids
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its very hot here

sterile stone
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Everytime I see a rooskie

solar gorge
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get a good pair it's worth the price if u can, buying cheap shoes just mean you'll buy a new one soon

hexed igloo
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@median steeple seems as though footlocker in Canada stocks palladiums

sterile stone
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Yall always wearing long sleeves or jackets

heady rapids
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im sleeping with my windows open

hexed igloo
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They're not too pricy and they're pretty solid quality

frosty herald
median steeple
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Alright I'll check em out then there's one near me

frosty herald
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Exclusively use em for the gym

solar gorge
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i have like a dozen pairs

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but rn i wear my converses most they're indestructible

hexed igloo
sterile stone
solar gorge
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can't go wrong with af1

median steeple
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I've been wearing high tops because I kept rolling my ankle so much as a kid

solar gorge
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honestly

hexed igloo
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Afaik their waterproof shoes have different soles that are good in the rain

median steeple
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Like every time I'd go out it was bad

hexed igloo
sterile stone
median steeple
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Yea

solar gorge
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the only high tops i got are the converses i don't like it usually

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i like seeing my socks

hexed igloo
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The palladium baggy is my favorite shoe ever, it's a high top that looks like converse, but you can fold up the outer and tongue into like short boots

solar gorge
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it looks cool

heady rapids
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why u looking at your socks

sterile stone
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Crew socks or ankle socks are the way to go

heady rapids
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bro got the fatshark socks ....

solar gorge
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cuz they're cool socks

hexed igloo
frosty herald
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Converse sucks so ass aughhhh

solar gorge
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nope

hexed igloo
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Full length socks are the peak

solar gorge
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converse are awesome

sterile stone
frosty herald
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Like the most uncomfortable shoes ever

median steeple
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Long socks every day every season

solar gorge
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i got that retro swag on

hexed igloo
frosty herald
heady rapids
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yeah long socks are the best

hexed igloo
heady rapids
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are you just casually taking pics of your feet

solar gorge
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yep

sterile stone
tranquil bone
solar gorge
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all my socks go all the way almost to my knees

sterile stone
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I’m not some cargo shorts gamer

solar gorge
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i hate short socks

sterile stone
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With marbles in my pockets

median steeple
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I don't wear shorts

median steeple
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Like at all

heady rapids
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i dont have knee socks but id never wear the short ones

frosty herald
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I should get nike airmax

hexed igloo
heady rapids
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short socks for short people ......

median steeple
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I always wear jeans in every weather

hexed igloo
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If Argus wears normal socks they're thighhighs on him

solar gorge
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i wear shorts with knee high socks too, just letting u know

median steeple
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-30 to +30

heady rapids
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if i wear shorts its usually with slippers or sandals and no socks

sterile stone
solar gorge
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i'd like to avoid shorts but sometimes it just too hot

heady rapids
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i like shorts

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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Got damn yodeler ass socks

median steeple
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I just thug it out

frosty herald
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Yall should invest in khaki pants

heady rapids
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whats it called when you wear pants and just let them fall down

sterile stone
median steeple
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I mean it was plus 25 out yesterday I went out wearing a black denim jacket

hexed igloo
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Yall should invest in slim cut jeans and a good leg workout

heady rapids
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so u deadass just let your ass fall out

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yk what im talking about

median steeple
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Just thug the temp out

frosty herald
heady rapids
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no idea dude u tell me

sterile stone
frosty herald
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Yeah thats sagging

hexed igloo
heady rapids
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w h y

tranquil bone
frosty herald
sterile stone
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Joggers and some sweats are the move

heady rapids
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wehy would you do that to yourself

sterile stone
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With the rare occasion of jeans

solar gorge
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nah sweats are for bums

hexed igloo
median steeple
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Not wearing sweats

solar gorge
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joggers too

sterile stone
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Wild work

solar gorge
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bum fit

median steeple
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It shows too much

solar gorge
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ur a grown ass man wear a jean or pants

frosty herald
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Its grey sweatpant season in the white house🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

heady rapids
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im good dude

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im good

median steeple
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I wear sweats at home

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Not outside

hexed igloo
solar gorge
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yeah but that's like cuz it's comfy

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i'd never go outside with sweats

tranquil bone
solar gorge
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unless it's at the gym ofc

hexed igloo
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Sweats are for at home or the gym and nowhere else

sterile stone
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Yall hating

solar gorge
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if i see this fit outside i assume ur here to mug me

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ngl

median steeple
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I'm not a white eastern European

frosty herald
hexed igloo
sterile stone
heady rapids
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

median steeple
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Switching apps on my phone while laying down and seeing the flash of my face

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I look like pibble

median steeple
sterile stone
heady rapids
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I'm craving cheese

sterile stone
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He near flashbanged himself

median steeple
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No I just look ugly

tranquil bone
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Sometimes.. I dream of cheese

sterile stone
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Saying you’re ugly is a crock of shit

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No one’s ugly

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Unless like

solar gorge
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yeah

sterile stone
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You’re the one guy who’s skin peels

median steeple
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One of my eyes doesn't open fully lol I just noticed

solar gorge
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i'm sure you look fine

sterile stone
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I just want to know right

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How the fuck do people just raw dog cheese

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Like nothing else with it

heady rapids
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what's wrong

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I mean it depends

solar gorge
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it depends what cheese

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ok

opaque island
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real

median steeple
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Shredded cheese is the only time I do that

opaque island
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type of cheese is very important

solar gorge
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so i'm french i can educate u on real cheese

heady rapids
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I eat all types of cheese

solar gorge
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i know you only know those kraft slices

carmine falcon
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there are 1 billion cheese types and some are edible without anything
ovah here we like eating a lot of different types with pita bread

heady rapids
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I eat a lot of burrata

median steeple
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That isn't cheese that's plastic

frosty herald
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Im a real freak for the fromage

heady rapids
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and uh what was it

median steeple
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Ooook fuck!

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I want a flatbread right now

sterile basalt
obsidian prairie
solar gorge
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burrata isn't really somethign u eat on it's own

median steeple
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Raw dogging water

heady rapids
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well I usually just put it on toasted bread

median steeple
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Aquafina

heady rapids
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there was something else but I'm struggling to remember the name of

frosty herald
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Rawdogging fiji water

opaque island
heady rapids
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cause it's italian...

solar gorge
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raw dogging cap'n morgan, my favourite corsair

opaque island
hexed igloo
median steeple
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I legit noticed no difference between water

solar gorge
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i drink from the kitchen tap mf

opaque island
heady rapids
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lambda can you list all the cheese that exists so I can remember

opaque island
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not in the way that foods taste different

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but they do

median steeple
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I mostly drink tap anyway because I live in a not poorly managed area

long oasis
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mineral content

opaque island
hexed igloo
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Or was it caza marsu

long oasis
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"added minerals for taste" = Im a freak who likes rocks in my water

hexed igloo
heady rapids
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ok yeah nvm it was definitely burrata

solar gorge
frosty herald
median steeple
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My other shoe just broke mid stride

long oasis
median steeple
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Felt it stab into me

hexed igloo
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I like a good smoked cheddar

heady rapids
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no nope

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it was something else

hexed igloo
frosty herald
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Gotta walk on those death stranding sandal plants

hexed igloo
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Fashion some geta

solar gorge
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brie, comté, bleu d'auvergne

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that's like top 3

heady rapids
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it could've been stracciatella

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I don't remember

sterile stone
solar gorge
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beufort

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beaufort*

sterile stone
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But I swear I saw somewhere

frosty herald
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I really fuck with old cheese

slender mica
sterile stone
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Aquafina is rated one of the worst water brands to drink from

frosty herald
sterile stone
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Cause of all the toxic chemicals and shit

hexed igloo
heady rapids
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yeah I just don't rmemebrr I'd need to visit the place and check

shadow spruce
hexed igloo
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A hard cheddar? No

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But a nice soft creamy brie?

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Shit I might

solar gorge
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italian cheese kind of overrated ngl

heady rapids
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I'm blanking

sterile stone
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Best cheese out there is pepper jack

solar gorge
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yeah we get it, it all tastes like mozzarella

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good job

heady rapids
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nah mozzarella isn't rly all that good

solar gorge
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they don't have a kick to it

hexed igloo
heady rapids
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it don't have an anything to it

solar gorge
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cheese is mid unless it fucking stinks, alr

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i admit it

heady rapids
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it's not bad but not exceptional either

hexed igloo
tranquil bone
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Oaxaca is the way cooler mozzarella

sterile stone
solar gorge
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i'm not into feet

hexed igloo
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Guilty until proven innocent

frosty herald
solar gorge
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but cheese that doesn't stink a little is like food without spice

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it blows

hexed igloo
frosty herald
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Are you sure your still talking about cheese?

heady rapids
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mental asylum

hexed igloo
frosty herald
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LOL

violet hornet
sterile stone
solar gorge
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asian styyyle

median steeple
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I need to admit something in the fact I can't take pictures of myself because that stupid fucking "I'm Aryan as fuck look at these Nordic genes" image flashes in my head

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The guy with the cleft chin

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It's been stuck in my head since 2020

hexed igloo
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I can't take pictures of myself because the me in a photo isn't the me in the mirror

sterile stone
sterile stone
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He’s Asian in the mirror

solar gorge
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my ancestors....

sterile stone
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White guy in the photo

hexed igloo
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It's some bullshit with the lens I'm a firm 7 in the mirror and a 2 in a photo kek

median steeple
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Same when I get a haircut

frosty herald
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Psycho saw the ice walls...

median steeple
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The guy with the bangs over his eyes lol

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I just can't

shadow spruce
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what

solar gorge
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i can see him

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lmao

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viktor deadlock

sterile stone
solar gorge
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bahahaha

median steeple
# frosty herald

Yeah when I try to style my hair this flashes in my head and just stop

solar gorge
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that's why i put all my hair to the side

solar gorge
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my bangs are way too long

sterile stone
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This is why beanies are king

solar gorge
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yeah when i can wear one

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too hot rn tho

median steeple
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I wear a hat everywhere I go even if I have like

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That amazing Inuit hair

void bison
median steeple
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Thick and flowing

hexed igloo
median steeple
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Getting a trim this Saturday

misty nova
median steeple
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I like longer hair

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But not too long

hexed igloo
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I put off haircuts so fucking bad

sterile stone
spare talon
opaque island
heady rapids
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I haven't gotten a haircut since middle school

hexed igloo
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I like a crisp undercut but shit I just put it off

solar gorge
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one year ago i was shaved completely cuz of the army

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i'm never cutting again

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i lost so much progress

shadow spruce
spare talon
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my hair is getting too long but theres kinda the whole problem of "2 spots on my head were shaved so cutting it shorter now would reveal how fucked up my hair currently is"

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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I can’t see how people do with a ton of hair

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I let my hair grow out for 3 years

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And it was a bitch to maintain

median steeple
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Accidentally opened psyker chat and was scared

heady rapids
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forgot there's a bald person here

sterile stone
hexed igloo
frosty herald
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Trynna go for smt like this

solar gorge
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i think i'll let it grow for 2 more years and then we'll see

spare talon
plush estuary
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hes gay?

median steeple
vivid bough
tranquil bone
solar gorge
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yeah but it doesn't look as good

sterile stone
solar gorge
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there's nothing worse than seeing my fucked up skull

hexed igloo
# sterile stone That’s evil

Funniest part was it was mostly my old boss that called me skrillex

I called him bald and would slap him upside the titty a bunch tho so we even

frosty herald
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Us long haired kings

opaque island
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this is where im at on the norwood

vivid bough
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just because you are progressing does not mean u r going somewhere better ☝️ cut all your hair off and become aerodynamic

frosty herald
median steeple
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Been dancing to bad romance for the past 2 mins while I wait for my dinner to finish cooking

vivid bough
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and also hats will fit better

median steeple
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#yeah

sterile stone
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What a collection of words

spare talon
heady rapids
opaque island
hexed igloo
solar gorge
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yeah if ur like this go bald or tickets to turkey

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it's over

opaque island
obsidian prairie
sterile stone
median steeple
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Jensen Ackles Turkish ad

opaque island
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ive already been bald guys

shadow spruce
# spare talon

isnt this the img the balding subreddit replies to ppl asking if its time?

opaque island
sterile stone
hexed igloo
sterile stone
frosty herald
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Get the thragg haircut

shadow spruce
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or with todays sponsor KEEPS!

sterile stone
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You can pull the Simon Whistler look

obsidian prairie
solar gorge
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when i look at my dad's head i know i'm cooked long term, i enjoy all the length i can get

median steeple
spare talon
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i explicitly went to go find it

opaque island
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Ive bene bald already for the past few years, ive just decided to say fuck it and let it grow idc

median steeple
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My dad's side of the family has such amazing hair then my mom's side is just all bald

opaque island
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or grandma

solar gorge
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oh that guy had amazing hair till he croaked

sterile stone
hexed igloo
sterile stone
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I’m saved

frosty herald
tranquil bone
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Maybe I have hope then. My dad has like five brothers and every damn one of them is a cue ball

hexed igloo
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My granddad is almost 80 he's got a better hairline than argus

sterile stone
hexed igloo
shadow spruce
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what hairline

median steeple
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Hoy EHIT IM PALE

sterile stone
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Like months ago

solar gorge
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it works if you have a good jawline

shadow spruce
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sure buddy

hexed igloo
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Iain see it

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You lie

solar gorge
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regardless of beard

sterile stone
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You really

sterile stone
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Ain’t

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Shit

lunar fable
shadow spruce
frosty herald
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Yall gonna see me with the mexican mustache

hexed igloo
opaque island
lunar fable
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pancake

sterile stone
solar gorge
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it really does tho

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it hides it well

shadow spruce
sterile stone
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Some people have that fucking turkey neck

solar gorge
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have you ever seen those before after shaving

median steeple
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White as fuck for no reason

sterile stone
hexed igloo
sterile stone
solar gorge
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i wish i could grow a beard even if i don't need it

sterile stone
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Like in twilight

median steeple
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Look like one of those bald cats

opaque island
shadow spruce
hexed igloo
median steeple
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Darn

opaque island
hexed igloo
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You're going to die in 3 days

median steeple
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Seeesh

heady rapids
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bye psycho

opaque island
sterile stone
solar gorge
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i should get lasered

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so i never have to shave again anything

median steeple
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I keep raking this fucking yard but the wind keeps blowing more leaves over the fence

hexed igloo
median steeple
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Fuckkkk

sterile stone
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Easy solution

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Get petrol

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Get styrofoam

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Get a bic lighter

median steeple
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KILL YOUR

carmine falcon
sterile stone
median steeple
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I should buy a zippo lighter

solar gorge
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330 euros a seance

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oh my gawd

hexed igloo
carmine falcon
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of course im gonna bring them up they're disgusting

hexed igloo
solar gorge
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that's the price of beauty ig

heady rapids
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tattoo your eyebrows while you're at it

carmine falcon
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first thing i'd laser

median steeple
sterile stone
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Lighter fluid lighters seem so impractical once you see those electric ones

median steeple
solar gorge
hexed igloo
# median steeple Yes

Okay yeah go for it, zippos are a pain in the nutsack if it's something you use once a week cos the fluid evaporates out kek

solar gorge
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oh nvm i get it

hexed igloo
median steeple
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If I could get an electric lighter that has a cool flip thing I'd do it

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But I'm just bored of the shitty plastic ones

tranquil bone
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Zippos in the modern world are 100% for trying to look like a cool guy

hexed igloo
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Also arc lighters make a sharp noise and I can't fucking stand it

heady rapids
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get an electric lighter with a touch screen that has slots on it

hexed igloo
median steeple
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I also need a lightwr that isn't as tall as the bic ones

solar gorge
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kids don't get any lighters at ll smoking's bad 4 u

heady rapids
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more slots

sterile stone
tranquil bone
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The arc ones are cool but have their own problems. Still can't beat butane

sterile stone
solar gorge
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yeah sureeee

hexed igloo
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Yo I work in a smoke shop and have some wack lighters do yall wanna see some

solar gorge
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unless it's for the occasional blunt ig

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but then again just do edibles

tranquil bone
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Trying to light a bowl with a arc lighter sucks

median steeple
sterile stone
hexed igloo
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Not in the lighter section but

heady rapids
tranquil bone
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Smoke shop it's more likely to be Rick and Morty

solar gorge
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ungodly sight

sterile stone
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Brother if I see Rick and Morty stuff in your shop

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I’m walking out

solar gorge
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but i see exactly what u mean

heady rapids
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I have a pickle rick debit card

median steeple
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I wanted to work in one but I never got responded to so just gonna kms

heady rapids
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I hate myself for getting it

median steeple
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Lol

heady rapids
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I cringe every time I pull it out

heady rapids
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I'll find apic

plush estuary
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no thanks

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spare us

lunar fable
heady rapids
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literally this

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idk when it expires

lunar fable
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💀

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but why

sterile stone
solar gorge
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jesus christ

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u deserve to be shoved in lockers

heady rapids
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I don't even remember

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2019?

sterile stone
lunar fable
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😭

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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Should be arrested for that card

solar gorge
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i got a trade republic card they don't even do customs thx god

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i would've gotten something stupid

heady rapids
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like a pickle rick

sterile stone
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I follow the raw papers guy

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And it’s like

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Imagine bill nye

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But for joints

heady rapids
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I need to actually check when it expires

hexed igloo
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@sterile stone peep the baby Yoda bubbler

tranquil bone
# hexed igloo

Honestly incredible
Looks like cheap garbage but I still love it

sterile stone
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I need to find the appropriate clip for this

tranquil bone
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Gotta love passing hot smoke through plastic

heady rapids
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oh my god

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it's until 2030