zealot-class

[misty nova]

Ok so it's good because it's Kenshi
But it's bad because it's fo4

Got it

[chrome wave]

oh my

[misty nova]

[chrome wave]

oh dear

[sterile stone]

It’s a weird setting mix

[void bison]

kenshi 2 will be interesting to see having more ranged weapons

[delicate shadow]

people still do it now

[void bison]

even in kenshi 1 its weird there isnt a shitload of crossbows or something

[sterile stone]

Cause it’s got shit like the slavery but from Kenshi with people in poppy fields

[misty nova]

There's a Kenshi 2 incoming?

[sterile stone]

But it’s also kinda like

[misty nova]

Crazy

[sterile stone]

Late 1800s aesthetic

[void bison]

this year!!

[sterile stone]

But it’s got some futuristic stuff aswell

[void bison]

a decade from now

[sterile basalt]

is this context not good or

[misty nova]

This year is stacked

[chrome wave]

without getting too deep into i just want to say i think that type of testing is inherently flawed just on rules alone and that it does not represent real gameplay outcomes in context

[void bison]

did you know they made the concept of slavery from Kenshi into a real life thing

[sterile basalt]

but it is pretty representative

[ripe quest]

Patch 13 bugged rampage Chainsword was a whole other beast in terms of community reception when that was happening.

[sterile stone]

I don’t believe you

[chrome wave]

not really no

[sterile stone]

Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that there’s militant religious people out there

[sterile basalt]

so what are better metrics that u can share

[misty ravine]

A petri dish isn't representative either but you need some consistent baseline

[sterile basalt]

and why shovel is good enough in those metrics

[spare talon]

Real games

[void bison]

Abraham Lincoln himself had some he must've been a fan of Kenshi

[chrome wave]

go play it in real games where you have teammates, a second weapon, etc, etc

[spare talon]

With environments to exploit instead of an open field and with actual ping

[void bison]

wait no

george

[sterile basalt]

yea I did and shovel is just, very mid

[sterile stone]

Do you think he woulda been a shek fan

[sterile basalt]

I can't say it's bad but I also can't say it was any impressive

[void bison]

yes

[hexed igloo]

Friendship ended with Leveredge now Long Ranger is my best friend

[chrome wave]

i'm not saying your testing in ye olde sycorax hallway where yon harlots kiss doesn't mean anything i'm just saying those are better paired with real world results to extrapolate on

because your testing exists in a vacuum that the game is not

[ripe quest]

A mix of exact on-paper performance by parsing the code and genuine runs depending on the situation.

[sterile basalt]

yea I played duos with it and it was just mid overall

[glossy cloud]

It's so weird how divisive the shovel is

[sterile stone]

Holy shit you’re alive?

[void bison]

either them or absolutely a racist skeleton hater from the holy church

[carmine lance]

Probably, either that or a hiver considering his humble beginnings

[hexed igloo]

I had my days off work where I abstain from the zoo

[chrome wave]

it's not really the shovel it's just how the community is as a whole

[carmine lance]

He woulda looked at hivers and said “now that right there is some hard working folk”

[chrome wave]

inb4 u bring up the "zealot bad" discussion again

[misty ravine]

But then how are you going to separate out all the other factors without just throwing your hands up and relying on vibes

[sterile basalt]

it's plain uninteresting and mid, I don't get any hype behind it

[sterile stone]

Okay hold on

[glossy cloud]

Counterpoint: bonk

[sterile stone]

Nah he woulda been with tin fist

It all makes sense

Lincoln was a wrestler

[void bison]

the hivers are eating the cats and dogs

[carmine lance]

TRUE

[sterile stone]

So martial artist

[sterile basalt]

I think gibbing effects are better than sound effects

[sterile stone]

Plus the anti slavery thing

[sterile basalt]

and shovel loses points there

[sterile stone]

Buddy woulda been with them

[hexed igloo]

It's funny by merit of being a shovel but it's the most mid shit ever, mid cc, decent stagger, poor armor breaking

[sterile basalt]

I can't say decent stagger cuz it's not

[hexed igloo]

Middling as fuck dmg

It's usable but like everything except the thammer is better

[carmine lance]

I love how martial arts is actually busted lol

[void bison]

I need to read invincible before s5

[chrome wave]

this is so beyond cooked

[glossy cloud]

holy shit

[hexed igloo]

#1 thammer hater worst melee in the gamr

[glossy cloud]

now that's just crazy

[carmine lance]

But it’s a pain to actually train

[void bison]

beep became a trenchcoat cyborg who could kick limbs off with ease

[sterile stone]

Tinfist with 110+ martial can just one shot anyone

[carmine lance]

Exactly

Holy shit

[hexed igloo]

Thammer is only just barely worse than the heavy sword tho

[delicate shadow]

lots of self-reporting happening in chat rn

[carmine lance]

Wdym

[sterile stone]

Bans coming soon

[void bison]

skill issues im assuming

[glossy cloud]

I'm just gonna ignore that you said that.

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1420161434528120962/1500661567455236146/4x.webp

[sterile basalt]

do u know how significant are the H sweep cleave dmg distribution changes at least

[void bison]

I will be the vessel to convey your message

[carmine lance]

And it’s funny to see limbs go fucking flying from a character with good martial arts skills

[void bison]

YOU ARE ALL BAD AT VIDEO GAMES

YOU SUCK

[misty nova]

A second weapon to test the quality of your primary

Idk dude.....

[hexed igloo]

If I wanted cleave I'd just swing my mouse along with my strikes

[chrome wave]

tell me about em

[glossy cloud]

That's not how that works.

[hexed igloo]

yeah can I get 5 damage across 6 enemies

[sterile basalt]

I just know that they're taking me for an idiot rn like they always have

[hexed igloo]

Get real

[chrome wave]

is gnarp gnarp just on giga bait mode right now

[hexed igloo]

Perchance

[sterile stone]

Always is

[delicate shadow]

no he's a New Zealander, please go easy on him

[misty nova]

Lmao

[sterile basalt]

this part in patch notes, they didn't elaborate on

[chrome wave]

oh god have mercy on his soul dude

[hexed igloo]

No I genuinely do hate the thammer and hsword

[delicate shadow]

Australians really out here doing that one French vs English meme

[chrome wave]

dude i don't even care about that anymore i'm so sorry you were born a kiwi man

[hexed igloo]

I don't get it, nz is a pretty decent place to be all things considered, we ain't France

[void bison]

being born a man would be freaky tbh, like Athena bursting out the forehead of Zeus

[chrome wave]

yeah man silver linings and all

[void bison]

I prefer the baby subroute even if it isnt the fastest speed run to age meta

[misty nova]

Zealot bad because no class iconic
So zealot class iconic buff soon

[placid fiber]

heh

[sterile basalt]

this is also not the first time people think I'm trolling and then I'm vindicated

[wheat matrix]

you're there so it clearly isn't

[chrome wave]

yeah that's wonderful it was hording decently before but now it's better that's great

[plush estuary]

@sterile basalt

I found another one

[sterile basalt]

but how much better, do u know any details

[chrome wave]

no not really

[misty ravine]

TWBS will become Zealot passive soon Inshemperor

[sterile basalt]

@spare talon do u know

[hexed igloo]

Sorry they stripped the silver lining out to buy weed

[misty nova]

Ngl
That's pretty fucking good

[chrome wave]

shit dude that happened to me once at dark communion

[plush estuary]

just had a nemi spawn in the geode at the end of a deep scan

like right behind you

[misty nova]

It would kill all the other unstoppable and stuff like that
But it would be good

[wheat matrix]

Are we talking nz or the uk here

[hexed igloo]

I'll be coming to the uk just to punch you in the liver

[chrome wave]

i'm still not sure what point you're trying to get across here

[misty ravine]

If we're really lucky they'll make Unfaltering do something else that isn't redundant with TWBS

[glossy cloud]

It's not tho

[sterile basalt]

I just wanna know

I'm not asking as if I'm against u

[glossy cloud]

Unfaltering does actually do something differently from TWBS

[sterile basalt]

I'm asking because I wanna know

[misty ravine]

Half of it is

[wheat matrix]

You would legitimately not get 500ft out of the airport before some crackhead with no legs called ‘stumpy joe’ pinged you with a shiv from a hundred yards out just so he could shuffle over and steal your shoelaces

[sterile basalt]

u can refuse to understand the perspective I've brought and what not, that's fine

[misty nova]

Yeah you should be always seeking to improve
So if you know better we'd like to know how you know better too

[chrome wave]

you'd pretty much have to ask quickpaw or anyone else not bound by NDA right now

[glossy cloud]

I personally.

[sterile stone]

Bruh yall still going with this shovel argument

[glossy cloud]

Think

We should just wait

[sterile basalt]

thanks for an honest answer

[glossy cloud]

Until the update

Comes out

[violet hornet]

it makes a nice bonk sound, thus is a good weapon

[misty nova]

Man it's so far away

[sterile basalt]

so that I can be disappointed by it

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-car-explode-cat-boom-bah-gif-5387928273689188008

[glossy cloud]

You can be disappointed over there. I'll enjoy my shovel ty

[hexed igloo]

@sterile stone have you been playing far far west

[misty nova]

3 days

[chrome wave]

refuse is a choice word when i just simply don't understand

[sterile stone]

I haven’t played a fucking thing my pc is still bricked

We’re going on month 2 now

[hexed igloo]

Why don't u fix it

[misty ravine]

I know nothing about the shovel and have barely ever used it, but I will defend the need to establish a consistent baseline to make proper apples to apples comparisons

Because again, testing in "real world" conditions where performance is affected by teammates, AI director, network, other weapons and abilities, and luck will mean either meticulous data collection and an impractically huge sample size to try to filter out all those other hugely complex factors, or just giving up and relying on vibes anyways, so what is the value of "testing" this way

[sterile stone]

Because

A lot of other shit broke at the same time

[hexed igloo]

You just want a reason to complain

[sterile stone]

And bills and being an adult is expensive

[misty nova]

Truest

[hexed igloo]

What of your pc shit itself

[sterile stone]

No I dead ass want my pc fixed but I’m aware I can’t just shit out money

[misty nova]

True to ever truthed

[sterile stone]

Like the best way I can explain the situation with my pc

A lot of bad things happened in a short amount of time

I didn’t prepare for

[hexed igloo]

Like is it replace a part type broken or buy a new rig type broken

[sterile basalt]

lemme put it this way
when I want to find how good a melee weapon is I bring it to a stress test scenario against a bunch of enemies at once and see how well it handles all of them, I think that's important to establish a basis on what a weapon is good at and what it's not good at
I understand that ur saying this is not conclusive enough and I agree that it's not fully conclusive, but if a weapon inherently does better in a stress test like that, it should mean that it offers more opportunity for the other tools that would be used in those stress tests in real games to be applied more flexibly rather than having to be used immediately to counter X scenario

[sterile stone]

My motherboard is fucked

Everything else is salvageable apparently

[hexed igloo]

Just mobo? Those ain't too pricy

[sterile stone]

They aren’t but like I said

I

Have

Expenses

[hexed igloo]

Brokie

If you need a dolla you can ask vro

[sterile stone]

And my next pay check I’m pre paying my rent in advance because I’d rather have a roof over my head than a working pc

[sterile basalt]

like, my conclusions for power sword in a stress test like that is that it's remarkably op at killing things but hitstun can snowball u incredibly hard
and thus stance's value goes up for the stun immune it gives u

[hexed igloo]

I'll be sending you a cashapp request for 20 in the hopes you press accept thinking I'm sending you 20

[sterile basalt]

it's not "power sword too good just use it 24/7"

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-jjk-nicevagg-anime-gif-22368283

[chrome wave]

i don't really agree with the last part but ig that's as far as we go

[hexed igloo]

Nah I get it tho I be down to like $4 usually when my check comes thru

[slender mica]

I have $2

😄

[hexed igloo]

I'm doing pretty well this week cos I got extra holiday pay last

[sterile basalt]

for example if a weapon can't handle multiple ragers at the same time comfortably and have to VoC/infil to get out of that
that's at least 17~20s of downtime before I can do that again and I count that as a flaw of the weapon, compared to another weapon that can handle multiple ragers at the same comfortably at base

[hexed igloo]

2 days til pay i still got $150

[sterile stone]

Honestly tho, the thing that kicked my ass the hardest was just

[hexed igloo]

We ball

[sterile stone]

Bad thing after bad thing happening in such a short time span

[slender mica]

ill escape paycheck to paycheck some day

[sterile stone]

Otherwise I’d have been balling

[slender mica]

I swear

https://tenor.com/view/cry-crying-cat-crying-cat-cry-why-gif-27571714

[chrome wave]

yeah i getcha i just don't agree

[sterile basalt]

that's fine but at least u can see my perspective here of how I form my judgement

[chrome wave]

ye

[hexed igloo]

I'm getting there, my phone is almost paid off, my expenses ain't too bad, if I cut down a little on random stupid shit I'll be fine I just fucking suck at saving

[neon barn]

what is a good secondary for a relic blade build that uses momentum and backstab

[hexed igloo]

Flamer

[glossy cloud]

Mk3 bolter,

Honestly

There's a lot of options there tbh

[slender mica]

clearly the only way to judge a melee weapon is by who has the biggest number at the end of game

[glossy cloud]

Since IJ affects ranged damage too

[slender mica]

bigger number = better player

[sterile basalt]

u pretty much can't go wrong with mk3 boltgun

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-brain-meme-big-brain-big-brain-meme-big-brain-time-gif-2441110471562975014

[sterile basalt]

I also like shredder autopistol for zealot

[hexed igloo]

Bigger number - morally better person

[slender mica]

exactly

[glossy cloud]

I find it funny how I was seen as crazy for liking mk3 bolter when it came out

[sterile basalt]

I think that's one of the worst judgements tbh

[glossy cloud]

How the turns have tabled....

[sterile stone]

To be fair I see you as crazy to keep your spirits up

I heard negativity can be a great motivator

Or spite

[sterile basalt]

me when I say inf las needs 40% more dmg and get told I'm trolling

and then FS buffs vet dmg by 70%

as it turns out my views on balance were too conservative

[slender mica]

woah when did that happen

[glossy cloud]

tree rework

[sterile basalt]

patch 1.9 tree rework

[slender mica]

im so uninformed

[sterile stone]

Wait what

[slender mica]

is that... recent?

or a long time ago...?

[sterile basalt]

last year september

[placid fiber]

Is the event mission basically just high int shock gauntlet/high int? Because it just seems to spam elites are you. <.<

[sterile basalt]

yea

[glossy cloud]

Exploit Weakness, Skirmisher and Agile Engagement

[sterile basalt]

remember the conversation with kez and bijou where I said infantry lasgun needs somewhere like 40% more dmg?

and I got told "path ur trolling"

[plucky sparrow]

essentially only elites + like 10 trash mobs from map event spawns

[placid fiber]

Are you sure that 40% would be enough, considering how it plays?

[misty nova]

Laspistol

[sterile basalt]

yea because I said that number based on how much it would need to hit important breakpoints

[sterile stone]

To be fair

Bijou is actually fucking insane

So I never took what he said to heart

[sterile basalt]

well it was kez that said I was trolling I think

[placid fiber]

Hmph, I have 8 hours to get 3 more completions for the 4k diamantine...

[delicate shadow]

I think we should

buff shock maul

[misty nova]

True

Love it

[plucky sparrow]

shockmaul should shock you while holding it because its in the name

[delicate shadow]

and by buff I mean replace it with an actually interesting weapon

WHERE'S MY POLEARMS

[misty nova]

I do find it weird that some attacks have 11.1 cleave

Like sonion

Usually weapons with 11 cleave have them maxxed at 11.7

[sterile stone]

No

Replace with a power weapon

A power spatula

[misty nova]

10.5 cleave when activated

Same as falchion and RB

[sterile basalt]

diff lerp parameters

big_cleave is 8.5~12.5

[spare talon]

It was because you said infantry lasguns need 10 buffs minimum which is an unhinged thing to say

[sterile basalt]

yea and look what yall did for expeditions (and it's still not enough)

[undone pewter]

FS be like "You're all babies check this shit out"

[misty nova]

Judging by our parameters recorded during 6 years
Here's 70% damage to vet

[spare talon]

And I never said it wasnt enough
The 2 things I think its missing are more handling adjustments and a baked in version of hot shot

But the changes made were good

[sterile basalt]

baby steps in the right direction when leaps could have been taken

it needs flak ADM buff just straight up

doesn't have to be massive flak ADM buff but the current values are too low

[spare talon]

Taking leaps when buffing is how you get duelling swords

[slender mica]

guide do u like carapace changes

[sterile basalt]

I said leap not warptravel

[slender mica]

apparently theres

less of them:?

[spare talon]

It is much harder to get something to be tuned down than tuned up

[slender mica]

I played havoc today and I dont think I got 40 fucking crushers at any point

[sterile basalt]

me hav 0 experience with the update so can't say but
ebic coal said it's gud and I believe him

[slender mica]

the most I remember seeing at any point was like... 4-5

but this was also havoc 22

[hexed igloo]

Is there a lore reason they don't have as many crushers now

[slender mica]

idk

[sterile stone]

Low recruitment numbers

[slender mica]

I actually felt okay swapping off of krak grenade too

[hexed igloo]

Fatasses all died cos they ran outta goop rations

[slender mica]

and I saw a smoke veteran also

game is healing

😄

[misty nova]

logistics error

[sterile basalt]

yea remember that ogryn explosion spam event

[spare talon]

The changes arent out yet

[misty nova]

they sent the rest of the crushers to moebian 9th

[slender mica]

really?

[spare talon]

They were announced

[sterile stone]

The nurgle army recruiters rotted all the tertium college campuses

[spare talon]

Yes

[slender mica]

hmm. havoc 22 issue then

[undone pewter]

Consequence of the current event hahah

[sterile stone]

My fucking eyes

Holy shit dude

[misty nova]

Boom

White

[sterile stone]

That’s mega white

[sterile basalt]

I think inf las flak ADM needs to be buffed from 48.96~60.12% to 60.12~72.77% at least
sent this to johnny back in March when expeditions dropped
this would be around 20% more dmg vs flak than it currently does (which to me is a leap), but still be quite a bit below 1 so that rending talents on vet tree still matter (u just wouldn't need as many of them to achieve ~the same results which helps ranged vet's point economy)
this is also considering that veteran is the ONLY class with access to this gun, who has rending to make it workable, while the other 2 classes don't

[sterile stone]

Shit yourself

[misty nova]

Ok now that's insanity

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/diablo-discord-gif-27221658

you are simply too weak

cower

[sterile stone]

What fucking psychopath uses light mode

Do you hate your retinas

[undone pewter]

The 23rd got confirmed in a mazozi line during expedtions lol

[slender mica]

im just built different

[delicate shadow]

I want you to know that while this isn't a bannable offense

it should be

[sterile stone]

Incorrectly clearly

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/light-mode-discord-doug-walker-nostalgia-critic-gif-22072017

[glossy cloud]

My retinas will never recover.

[delicate shadow]

I have night mode on my monitor turned on 24/7 so I get mostly warm colours and less searing blue light

[misty nova]

Bet they are out there wishing for a nuclear winter

[sterile stone]

My discord background is dead ass blue gradient into black

[undone pewter]

It was funny because she said 23rd but the subtitles said 53rd so I assumed it was a voiceline error but they changed the subtitle to read 23rd now

so new guys confirmed

[sterile stone]

@nimble fiber

[misty nova]

Another 500 moebian regiments to aroma

Extra funny because we know there's a moebian 515th

[sterile stone]

I’m ngl

I want Misozi’s fit

She ballin ballin

[misty nova]

She does got that shit on

Sheesh

[sterile stone]

@nimble fiber the name

[nimble fiber]

what

[sterile stone]

From yesterday

Read my name

[nimble fiber]

kinda caught me off guard with that ngl

[sterile stone]

I figured you and like one other person would look at the pfp and name and realize it

[nimble fiber]

honestly also a little slow on my part lmao

[sterile stone]

Nah to be fair it’s not the whole image from the scene

So I can’t fault you

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-yes-gif-3388135

https://x.com/birdscolour56/status/2053093102068584861?s=46&t=QYdQ_EAvOrvMITlUkVH4Gw

Birds Colour 🕊️ (@birdscolour56)

Bro: I'm so bored lately, I want to raise something different~
Me: Is this okay? 😎

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[hexed igloo]

Fuck this shitass phone provider bro I wanna pay my fuckin bill and this fuckass app don't want to work

I've restarted phone, I've reinstalled the app I've cleared everything possible this shit just ain't fuckin workin

The "progress" I've made is that instead of me logging in and getting an infinite loading screen is that now it just network errors when I try to log in

[sterile stone]

@gray ice https://youtu.be/kQVKIGgcMeQ?si=7h9mD6nFu28eJZGr

Open your speakers for this one

Trust it’s a hell of a good vibe

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-pissi-twitch-7tv-gif-7223094372649290081

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-peepoleave-gif-20075315

lol the event mission made it so that for 2/3rds of end event of mercantile had mostly rager spam, instad of nigh constant gunner spam like usual(which we got for the last 1/3rd of it)

[placid fiber]

It's kinda stupid how this is the exact opposite of what we get, as far as the description goes. It's like 3x-4x more elites than normal

[void bison]

eating chips with hot sauce/queso and waiting on a pork burrito with rice and beans as a side

maybe life is better than death after all...

[undone pewter]

I mean it's saying less poxwalkers and shit

more elites

[placid fiber]

ig

[carmine lance]

man what even are people

just had to deal with someone being rude as hell to me despite claiming to have had the job before?

[hexed igloo]

Well yeah its less poxwalkers than usual just replaced with way more ragers

[carmine lance]

brother if you had the job before you know how fucking tedious it is if you don't have your id on you

don't be annoyed at me because you couldn't be asked to have it on you

[hexed igloo]

ID truly is the bane of my existence

I have mfs that r freshly 18 copping mad attitude with me when I ask for their id

Like dawg you get to do that when you're 35

[slender mica]

name checks out

your greed sickens me

also pls feed me 😭

[hexed igloo]

Or they try to argue their case like "no bro I'm 20 I swear"

[frozen kernel]

I trained a guy who told me with his own mouth that he had worked here before, and I still had to show him everything

[carmine lance]

"do you have your student id on you"
"no"
"do you have any form of id on you"
"no. I just want to be inside so I don't have to wait for my boyfriend in the cold, my keys and id are in his car. Thus, I would like to get into the lounge."
"you understand that means I have to call public safety to escort you in, right?"

[hexed igloo]

Feeder

[frozen kernel]

And I have still received

13 calls

On my days off

[slender mica]

wuh

[hexed igloo]

Buttercat

Cat wit da butter

[carmine lance]

this girl was getting all rude and annoyed with me, but like I'm just doing my job dawg

[slender mica]

baked butter potato cat

potato cat

[carmine lance]

don't be mad at me for the situation you put yourself in

[slender mica]

buttered potato

[carmine lance]

it's not hard to keep your id on you, for what possible reason is it leaving your pocket

[frozen kernel]

Anyone who gets defensive about showing an ID to get in somewhere is a fucking loser lol

[hexed igloo]

I have people pull up in their car and tell me they don't have their ID on them like dude why r u driving without your license

[frozen kernel]

If you get stopped randomly by shithead cops, sure. But if youre pitching a fit at a club you need a lobotomy

[carmine lance]

it was more like she understood the situation but was aggressive about it from the start

"just sign your sheets or whatever and let me in"

[void bison]

They would be so awestruck to find out there's a handy little card for proving that instead of needing to convince someone

[hexed igloo]

I've had many an occasion of people getting pissy because I asked for their ID as if there isn't a bigass fucking sign that says 18+ on the window

[frozen kernel]

When I worked at a gas station after HS, I'd have this on my overnights

Literally drive up, get out of their car, try to buy blunt wraps

"Can I see an ID"

"uh i left it at home"

"You better drive careful going back to get it then"

[void bison]

you can have some chips and salsa

[frozen kernel]

They'd try the "bro fr? wtf" shit and I'd just look at them like they were as stupid as they were

I did have one really funny interaction with a cop tho

Some chicky and her friend pulled up and parked VERTICALLY against the building, completely blocking a lane of pumps

Now it was like 1AM so there wasn't anybody else in the lot, but it was like "bitch tf?"

As she's walking in, I'm sitting there having a smoke at the door and a cop pulls up

Cop meets us at the door, stops, looks at her and her car and goes "Was putting it in a spot too difficult?"

[zinc talon]

NOW IM HAVING A SMOKE

AND SHES TAKING a...oh you're telling a story

please continue

[frozen kernel]

Cop actually made her park properly lmao

He was like, "I'll wait, go on."

[zinc talon]

ha

[hexed igloo]

I'm assuming vertically as in wheels to the wall exhaust on the ground

[frozen kernel]

She tried to laugh it off at first and he just stared her down

[zinc talon]

perpendicular mayneb maybe

[hexed igloo]

Y axis parking

[void bison]

wheels on the wall

[frozen kernel]

Yeah she hit the hydraulics and sent that bitch

[void bison]

all 4

[frozen kernel]

~Wave Rippers~

[zinc talon]

maam, you cannot park y our car 90* to gravity

[void bison]

one time this schmuck parked on the ceiling

[hexed igloo]

Actually she can she's a sovereign citizen

[zinc talon]

oh BOY

PLEASE let me be there for THAT conversation with the cop

in texas we have more than our fair share of those nutjobs

and it's ALWAYS entertaining

[hexed igloo]

People do this all the time with the "I left my ID in the car" like cool bro go get it

Go fetch

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/go-get-it-barney-ross-sylvester-stallone-the-expendables-go-for-it-gif-5810278871590090377

[void bison]

I could never be a pig but if I was I think a sovereign citizen would just make me so prepared to taze them

[zinc talon]

that's what they say when I've asked enm

[hexed igloo]

but but but it's a 10 minute walk away

Cool best get running then

[zinc talon]

'as soon as we hear I don't recognize your/the US government's authority, that's when we loosten the knob holding our tasers'

[hexed igloo]

Recognize a copper sabot bozo

[zinc talon]

'you may not recognize my authority, but you'll recognize this'

[void bison]

ive been down a youtube rabbit hole of watching EWU body cam footage lately

[hexed igloo]

I couldn't be a cop id be ventilating mfs

[zinc talon]

you'll fit right in then]

[hexed igloo]

I'd have a switch on my service weapon on god

[frozen kernel]

Youtube tries to recommend me the most horrific bodycam footage every once in a while and I dont even watch that content

[zinc talon]

yeah I had to give up watchin that stuff

some of those videos will unironically haunt you

[delicate shadow]

I'd be a terrible cop because I'd be letting so many people get away with shit I'd never meet quotas

[frozen kernel]

I listen to the 5 hour vidya retrospectives and then randomly in the sidebar it'll be like "BODYCAM THE MOMENT THIS DRUNK WOMAN REALIZES SHE JUST KILLED A FAMILY OF FOUR"

Like ok I dont wanna watch that lol

[hexed igloo]

My gf spends hours just watching bodycam footage and true crime

[delicate shadow]

"look just gimme a drag on that doobie and we'll pretend this never happened"

[zinc talon]

there's one video I saw that lives rent free in my head

and I wish I could evict it

[hexed igloo]

Switching off the bodycam to take a cheeky bump

[visual stream]

Mormon cops but make them awesome

[frozen kernel]

So much stupid shit happens in front of me on the road that I'd like to think I would meet a quota without busting teenagers smoking weed

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cocaine-coke-memo-villegas-harina-jesus-christ-gif-17012274

[delicate shadow]

this is true, vancouver drivers are easy fucking money fr

[void bison]

there was one where a cop car was parked on the tracks with a suspect inside and a train hit them, she survived thankfully but all the pigs were trying to shift blame

[frozen kernel]

Im in New England, so it's still a wasteland

[delicate shadow]

bros think signaling is optional

[frozen kernel]

^

That or their music is too loud so they're just riding the directional on the highway

Not chaning lanes at all

[zinc talon]

dallas/fort worth is all about the neighborhood you're in, I'm sure that's everywhere but

there are some places if I'm hit I won't even stop to ask for their info

nope, hit and run, good d ay sir, never saw who did it

[frozen kernel]

Genuinely I have no idea why car insurance isn't treated like health insurance where you are significantly penalized for not having it

[delicate shadow]

I legit watched a guy change lanes without signaling while turning through an intersection and then illegally change lanes back after

it's unhinged

[void bison]

im desensitized af so its not a mental nuke to me but most of it is some very harrowing stuff

[slender mica]

texas spotted?

[frozen kernel]

One of my ex's got hit by a foreign contractor who had no insurance

Completely fucked the backside of her Subaru

Thankfully her dad was loaded but like

I hate that it gives those people another reason to hate on foreigners

[slender mica]

idk I think i probably fucked up my brain with way too many things a young teen had no business seeing

[zinc talon]

yezzir, I live near DFW int'l

[slender mica]

based

[frozen kernel]

Oh god

[delicate shadow]

horrid

[void bison]

I definitely have a normal and well adjusted brain and ive never seen anything violent or gory on the internet especially during my edgy middleschool high-school years

[frozen kernel]

DFW is the liquid shit of the US airports

Im praying for you, Okri

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/tedlasso-yikes-gif-27201348

I can do one better

I was changing lanes going way too fast in the corvette and hit another guy also changing lanes'

[frozen kernel]

It was at like 4am on a country backroad too

[zinc talon]

put me into the shoulder of the road, almost lost control

[frozen kernel]

Just a white van rear ended her at a stop

[zinc talon]

anyway this dude is all about getting my info

and I say sure, gimme yours we'll swap

nope, doesn't need it, I hit him

so I start to walk

[frozen kernel]

PFFFF lol

[zinc talon]

he fakes like he's calling the cops

I spin on my heel YES CALL EM LETS GET EM HERE

turns out, fake phone call, the dude obviously doesn't have any insurance

so my friend comes to get the car (I may or may not habve been drinking)

and I think okay, fine, that's the end of it

naw, this motherfucker shows up to the front door of my PARENTS house

saying he needs THEIR info to track ME down

(I've already put in a hit and run)

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/you-in-a-glass-house-homie-put-the-stone-down-dont-judge-snowfall-gif-15845263

[zinc talon]

I told this to some of my latin friends about the breach of boundaries

and they track his ass down

[frozen kernel]

[zinc talon]

sure enough, no insurance, no citizenship, no nothing

he worked for them doing whatever surruptitious stuff they needed done to work off the debt to me

almost felt a lil bad but it's the hole he dug

I have long since stopped hanging out in those circles, I just buy drugs from em now

[frozen kernel]

After this long on Earth I'm too jaded to feel bad when I watch someone shoot their own foot

Especially when they're as old/older than me because I'm just like, "This is unecessary what are we doing rn"

[hexed igloo]

My recent "what the fuck" was that reddit post recently where someone posted a phone call they got where it spelled out "I can't wait to make love to your beautiful corpse" in nato phonetic (she actively had a stalker)

[void bison]

I have not heard of that one

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-uncanny-valley-dark-wtf-gif-14708455975531353777

[hexed igloo]

Genuinely fucked

[frozen kernel]

I SAW THAT POST

[void bison]

whats nato phonetic mean

[hexed igloo]

Hate hate hate hate

[frozen kernel]

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, etc

Instead of ABC

[hexed igloo]

Yuh

[zinc talon]

this is why I still keep those latin friends on the speed dial

[void bison]

that is pretty crazy

[zinc talon]

and pay waaaay more than I should

[void bison]

id probably think nothing of it if I didnt already have a stalker like you said

[zinc talon]

wait like you you

have a stalker

with the power of weaponized autism, we will find them

[hexed igloo]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexplained/s/Ka5TStxe5u

It's kinda been like half removed

[frozen kernel]

While I wish I had two X chomosomes to take pictures of my feet for the internet, I'm thankful that as a man I can at least talk in VOIP without the entire match turning into screeching apes followed by several friend requests being hurled at my inbox

I already get so uncomfortable after games when people are like "yo lemme add you"

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-12639877674493562634

I carried because it was my job if I wanted to win the match, not because I had a great time playing with yall

[hexed igloo]

she carried she must want to have sex with me

[frozen kernel]

There's also the much sadder reason which is some folks out there genuinely need a friend

And I can't be that friend for someone, I've got more than the game going on in my life these days lol

[sterile stone]

I hate how accurate this is

[frozen kernel]

Back in high school was different

[sterile stone]

Where the fuck did all these feet freaks come from bro

[frozen kernel]

I dont wanna feel guilty declining every invite when I hop on the game because that one friend needs a buddy to play with

[sterile stone]

I swear they didn’t exist 10 years ago

[hexed igloo]

If I was a girl you bet your ass I'd be posting armpit n everything

[frozen kernel]

I think they were just in hiding

[sterile stone]

I don’t get the obsession with feet

[frozen kernel]

There have been a lot of weird behaviors in people that didn't "exist" 10 years ago that are now extremely prevalent and problematic

[hexed igloo]

Liking feet got normalized

[sterile stone]

When ass is right there

Who the fuck hates ass

[void bison]

ive heard its a wires crossed thing

[sterile stone]

It’s the best thing ever

[frozen kernel]

I remember when it was all "Ass vs Tiddies"

[sterile stone]

Burn them all

[void bison]

like the nerves for sexual pleasure being close to the ones for feet or something

[frozen kernel]

There were TWO teams

[hexed igloo]

For me, the attraction doesn't really end at the ankle, I'm just impartial to (clean) feet

[frozen kernel]

Who the fuck brought KNEES to the event

[sterile stone]

Bruh

[hexed igloo]

Like if she wants me to suck on her toes I don't really got an issue with it per se, but I'm not here to suck toes yk

[sterile stone]

Okay fucken Quentin Tarantino

[frozen kernel]

I like socks because they let me slide across hardwood floors

https://tenor.com/view/stairs-slide-smoth-socks-gif-3572433

Nothing sexual at all

[hexed igloo]

I'm here to get neck deep between them cheeks

[void bison]

damn baby show me that patella 😩 you dont need no knee replacement damn just look at that thing swivel and adjust to terrain change 🥴

[sterile stone]

I swear time travelers exist

And they fucked with something

Everything feels off

[frozen kernel]

~2015 we felt the effects of two black holes colliding like 1.5 billion years ago

That's prolly where the timeline split

[void bison]

you accidentally picked the parody server at character creation

[hexed igloo]

You're misunderstanding me I'm not into feet I'm just not actively repulsed by them

[frozen kernel]

Because everything went to shit after that

[sterile stone]

I swear right during Covid everything went south

People who weren’t use to being crammed inside all day

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I lost 6 years of my life

[frozen kernel]

Even before COVID honestly, people were just getting nasty

[sterile stone]

Covid only lasted like 3 years

Jesus Christ

[hexed igloo]

I woke up one day and was 23 instead of being 17

[frozen kernel]

I remember when the 2012 Mayan calendar thing had everyone singing Kumbaya

[sterile stone]

Saying that out loud hurts my soul

We all collectively lost 3 years of our life

[frozen kernel]

I still feel for the kids who were in school during COVID

No matter where you were, you got extremely fucked by not going to school for years

Social development just robbed

[hexed igloo]

Yeah class of 2020 didn't get their graduation

[frozen kernel]

These kids are literally monsters because they didnt have time to bully eachother and get all the shit out

[sterile stone]

They’re talking about another virus on the horizon

We bout to get a lockdown pt.2

[hexed igloo]

They lost all the character development of getting bullied

[frozen kernel]

You're supposed to self correct based on treatment from your peers in middle/high school as you achieve sentience. It helps you adjust to what is acceptable in public

[void bison]

my development was fucked before covid so it was basically just more of the same for me

[frozen kernel]

But a mix of being robbed of that and maybe telling people a little too much "you can say and feel how you want" has resulted in just utter chaos

[hexed igloo]

Mfs with an incurable highly contagious disease (100% mortality rate) running to every airport and Walmart to cough a bunch

[sterile stone]

I mean that latter part came from just being on the internet all day

[frozen kernel]

Probably, yeah

What's the Mike Tyson quote?

"The internet made people too comfortable with not being punched in the face"

[hexed igloo]

ahhh he bit my ear off ahhhhh

[sterile stone]

Something like that

[frozen kernel]

Folks just really do be saying anything online

[hexed igloo]

Ik right we should crack down on that

[frozen kernel]

It used to be you had to go to the fringe like 4chan to get people just popping off

Now just take your pick of any online game, community, etc

[hexed igloo]

Nah cos like it's all moderated you'll get banned for saying gg 5 times

[quiet gull]

It's gamergate I'm tellin you

[frozen kernel]

If someone was really malding before, it felt like they got laughed out the door or the whole server would start trolling them

Now it's just children being like "JEEEEEEEEEWS"

[void bison]

my favorite mike Tyson clip is the little girl interviewer asking him about his legacy and hes super grim/realistic about it being like "when we're dead we're nothing we're dust i dont care about my legacy" and the girl being like "ive uh never thought of it that way"

[hexed igloo]

I got vibe checked recently by someone I met here I was just sayin shit I usually do and he was like "woah woah woah what man"

[void bison]

what the fuck? you cant joke about this

[hexed igloo]

Like damn I rly do be in an echo chamber of dumbasses huh

[quiet gull]

its a good time for me to be doing online college

[hexed igloo]

These nuts

[void bison]

woah buddy cool it down

[frozen kernel]

Yeah the whole Hantavirus thing right?

[hexed igloo]

Ligma balls

[frozen kernel]

Hilariously close to my name

[void bison]

your name is ligma?

[frozen kernel]

Virus, actually

[hexed igloo]

Big man up top made a mistake it's too lethal it'll kill all the carriers before it can spread to Greenland and australia

[frozen kernel]

Neuro T. Virus

[void bison]

I was gonna guess Fantavirus

[visual stream]

what if it was orange

fuck

You just beat me to it

[void bison]

fanter soder

[quiet gull]

what if it was green?

[hexed igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1494079119506542653/RDT_20260416_0834288837800533947551524.gif

[frozen kernel]

I saw a meme that said something along the lines of "I've played enough Plague Inc to know that a virus with 50% mortality early game aint making it to the end"

[sterile stone]

Yeeeep

[sterile stone]

I dunno if it’s just bullshit

[frozen kernel]

Kinda like the bird flus, I just keep an ear out

[sterile stone]

But people are already finding infected in other countries

Apparently

[frozen kernel]

Most of the time it's like "oh that's the reason for that"

[hexed igloo]

Bird flu? Yeah they do that

[frozen kernel]

And checking in on the situation is like "oh it's actively getting worse, wonderful"

[sterile stone]

Bro I just wanna live a normal life

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-meme-avatar-gif-12916672847590935737

[sterile stone]

Like can all this horrible shit happen

[frozen kernel]

I used to have this on my phone

[sterile stone]

AFTER I die of old age

[frozen kernel]

I never wanted a fuckoff mcmansion

I literally just want a tinyhome

[visual stream]

Human history has almost always had horrible shit going on at any given time if it makes you feel better

[quiet gull]

I just wanna transition and live in peace

[visual stream]

We are not unique in suffering, only in our flavor of it

[hexed igloo]

No you're going to die to super covid that combined power-ranger style with bird flu and hanta

[frozen kernel]

It's the indignity of living in the age of technology we live in while simultaneously being forced to live like it's 1963

[quiet gull]

Without a bunch of bitchmade basement dwellers yelling at me

[sterile stone]

My ancestors may have died from pox ridden blankets but my immune system is reinforced

[hexed igloo]

You'll die to a hantavirus pillow or smth

Is that too far?

[sterile stone]

I’ll be fine as long as I avoid Taco Bell

Which I do already

Cause them bastards are filthy

[hexed igloo]

How do you do your monthly cleanse then

[quiet gull]

Hantavirus gonna think twice when they find out about the 5 flintstones gummies I ingested when I was 6

[sterile stone]

By not eating processed shit

And making sure I get a balance of my vitamins

[hexed igloo]

I have enough caffeine and nicotine in me that hanta will just vaporize on contact

[sterile stone]

I’m already doing better than the average American

Mfs barely drink water

Like dead ass

[hexed igloo]

Ik you taking vitamin d

[sterile stone]

I’ve met so many people who will drink like 2 bottles of water a week

[quiet gull]

remember that one clip of asmongold

[frozen kernel]

All clips of him make my blood boil

[sterile stone]

That nurgle spawn is a horrid creature

[hexed igloo]

I drink like 2L of water per day in the form of my monster and juices I mix up

[quiet gull]

Fair reaction

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/water-gif-11017150239711961681

[quiet gull]

YEP

That one

[sterile stone]

Every time someone mentions him

I just remember the blood wall

[visual stream]

Granted, it was Fiji

But still

[hexed igloo]

The water at work tastes like poison and the water at home tastes like pipe so I buy 0cal juice packets to mix

[quiet gull]

I don't understand how a living slob like Asmongold has any credibility in the world

[frozen kernel]

Home water tastes like divine nectar of the Gods, work water tastes like lead

[hexed igloo]

Rat clock

[frozen kernel]

Im so mad I cant fill my water bottle at work anymore

[visual stream]

Didn't he have the audacity to have opinions on politics or something

He was something of a chud IIRC

[frozen kernel]

One place I used to work at had a fucking Elkay

[sterile stone]

He had MANY

PLURAL

[frozen kernel]

I even got it to 420 when it was new

[hexed igloo]

Water from my hometown tastes ambrosial and water from literally anywhere else is leaded and full of radium

[visual stream]

Son your own home is a third world country, let's get that under control first

[quiet gull]

I once had a homophobic dude reply to one of my art posts and I checked his account and he was a 40 year old man taking antidepressants and posting to the asmongold subreddit

Hilarious shit

[frozen kernel]

I live in the north where socialism keeps the water clean, thankfully

[sterile stone]

My thing is like bro

[frozen kernel]

Well, northeast

[visual stream]

You not fw the Flint treatment?

[hexed igloo]

I don't fw bottled water it's genuinely gross every time

[frozen kernel]

Michigan is well...you know...

[visual stream]

Didn't they get rid of that bill that prevented sewage from being in more water sources or something
I remember that vaguely some many months ago

[hexed igloo]

Yalls water gotta be criminal I have a friend who lives in LA and he's mentioned he has to empty the little rocks and shit out of his shower head every so often

[visual stream]

Idk how widely that affected many places

[sterile stone]

Bruh what

[frozen kernel]

That's absolutely insane

[hexed igloo]

Like usually I'd chalk it up to bs but he's not the bullshitting type and he said it so matter-of-factly like it's the most normal shit

[frozen kernel]

I just gotta wipe down the shower like once a month

[quiet gull]

My water is fine like where tf yall live

[frozen kernel]

I dont even use bleach, I just do it while Im in there before I wash up

[void bison]

image isnt loading cause im on data, when I get home if its not peak you're getting a STRONGLY worded nato phonetic voicemail

[visual stream]

Implying NATO does anything

[quiet gull]

ever heard of PHLEGM humor buddy

[placid fiber]

tfw the infantry lasgun vet is competent

[placid fiber]

[visual stream]

very green of you, I must say

[sterile stone]

Shit dawg

Most I gotta worry about in Texas is running into Klan members

And the occasional trigger happy cop

[void bison]

FOXTROT RICO ORANGE GOOSE (or whatever the phonetics are)

[hexed igloo]

Most I gotta worry about in NZ is making too much eye contact with the crackhead outside the grocery store

Cops just don't do anything to begin with

[visual stream]

They're scared too

[sterile stone]

Texas is one of them states where like

You’ll be alright

As long as you’re a white dude

[quiet gull]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-gif-26569950

[hexed igloo]

I've genuinely called the cops from a place about a 10 minute walk from the station and it took them 45mins to pull up

[sterile stone]

We’ve got them little tucked away communities in the sticks

Not too far from the suburbs

Where you see bubba gump and the toothless troop

[hexed igloo]

Active robbery btw

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-clap-gif-drake-anonymous-not-drake-clapping-not-drake-gif-5950075828474323723

Police when it comes to being wastes of taxpayer dollars

[hexed igloo]

Like genuinely was a 45 second drive away from the station

2 minutes tops at peak traffic

[visual stream]

I'm not hopeful enough to say we shouldn't have any law enforcement whatsoever but damn
May as well have none at all sometimes

[void bison]

cops should get little swirly pig tails on their official uniforms

[vivid bough]

wat

[visual stream]

As long as you're a white dude

[void bison]

I am with a frog

[chrome wave]

do not the frog

[void bison]

I am now with another frog

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-frog-cute-funny-gif-15009665

[hexed igloo]

Just had the most fuckin off-putting customer ever bro

If it was the US you 100% woulda though he was boutta pull a gun

[sterile stone]

Face tats?

[hexed igloo]

Think he was jumped tf up on meth or smth, backpack on his front and his right hand in it the whole time

Couldn't stand still

Was a coin toss in my mind of him pulling a knife or a rigged gun lmao

[sterile stone]

What do you mean wat

You ain’t heard of no sundown town before

[hexed igloo]

Yea lmao tats in general

Iain got nothin against face tats really but damn when u actin like that

[sterile stone]

I am very cautious of people with face tats

Last dude who had some came up to my counter with a fucking taser

[hexed igloo]

I go entirely based on conduct and vibes idgaf what you look like

[sterile stone]

That’s nice

I worked at a gas station in the middle of fuck off nowhere at the time

[hexed igloo]

If you walk in real quick head down yeah I'm gonna take a step back so there's extra space between us

[sterile stone]

So people who make poor life decisions coming in at like 12 am covered head to toe in tats

[vivid bough]

seems kinda racist is all

[sterile stone]

Kept me on edge

[sterile stone]

Brother it’s a fact

That’s not racist

There’s dead ass klan gatherings still in Texas

[vivid bough]

if you say so

[sterile stone]

I’m saying this as a brown person

[hexed igloo]

No you see it's racist to bring up the racism

[sterile stone]

I have a literal photo of a klan history sit down

[hexed igloo]

You're being racist against the racists bro

[sterile stone]

I’m not bullshitting you

Bro thinks I’m saying this out my ass meanwhile I’ve personally witnessed the shit

[hexed igloo]

Genuinely iunno how bros calling you racist here

[void bison]

pointing out imbalances in society is racist !!!!

never do it!!!

[quiet gull]

Sundown towns are very real

[sterile stone]

Like genuinely these places will not bother you if you’re a white guy

[void bison]

beasts of the bog

[sterile stone]

That’s just a horrible fact of life

[hexed igloo]

Sucks 2 b u

[sterile stone]

I dead ass experienced how police treat me when I’m with my white friend vs my black cousin

Ones all laughs and “how you doin”

The other was a cop with her hand on her gun the entire time

[hexed igloo]

I think you should try that whitening soap they use in China

That might help

[sterile stone]

I hate you

[hexed igloo]

No but genuinely yeah it sucks and there's not much to be done to fix it til it goes scorched earth

[sterile stone]

Nah but for real that shit annoys me that people think shit like this doesn’t happen

Simple because they’ve never personally experienced it

[hexed igloo]

"It doesn't happen to me"

Martha, age 76, white

[quiet gull]

Absolutely astonishing that people don't think racial profiling is a problem

[hexed igloo]

Well yeah we're woke now we beat racism

[void bison]

racism was literally killed when abe Lincoln king junior said so

[quiet gull]

Racism is ILLEGAL actually its been illegal since the 1960s liberal!!!!!!!!!!

[hexed igloo]

Sorry dawg but everyone's (at least) alittle racist everyone has their own prejudices based on their own experiences

Had to fix that for them outliers in backwoods texas

[visual stream]

Unless you have the "empathy" disorder like me

How unfortunate

[quiet gull]

the sin of empathy

[sterile stone]

I dead ass wanna post the picture

Cause it’s dead ass still a thing that goes on

I’ve shown it to a few people here

But yeah dawg

Like you don’t have klan members just walking around robed up with a sheet on their head like thy use to

But they 100% still exist bro

They can still host events

[visual stream]

And they still, on occasion, brutalize and/or execute innocent people

Some few months ago a black guy was literally lynched by one of those groups

[sterile stone]

Jesus

[visual stream]

I lied

There are a few relatively recent cases, actually

[void bison]

just feels kinda racist to bring all this up...........

[visual stream]

Not one

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/not-very-woke-of-you-gif-3161731485209333084

[visual stream]

I know, I kinda feel like I'm betraying my race...

[void bison]

if homelander claims hes God would wokelander believe hes the gender

[visual stream]

I still think it's so funny, he may be a traumatized, evil little bastard with an ego problem
But he still weirdchamp'd a literal nazi when she started talking crazy in his ear

[void bison]

same nazi his dad fucked too

though she was only talking the wrong kind of crazy

not the wrong level

homelander was fine when it was entirely about him and not race purity

then he basically adopted the same but with supe purity

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2053238970813743146

mata robot2.5 (@matarobot27)

X · May 9, 2026, 10:21 PM

[visual stream]

"Whatever you say. Just put the handies in the bag and stop filling my son's head with nonsense"

[void bison]

noooo dont bite your own tongue off haha you were so sexyy

[quiet gull]

@misty nova

[zinc talon]

Uh

Yall

W-what...?

[quiet gull]

When the console detects you're aroused an arm unfolds from it and automatically rips your genitals off

[zinc talon]

So this thing is going to be staring at and paying active attention to my penis

[void bison]

they can fucking try to stop me.

[zinc talon]

I mean not me, never had a furry thought in my life, but this thing is still gonna be doing that?

[quiet gull]

e621 singlehandedly destroyed within a week

[zinc talon]

Lol

What the fuuuuuuuuck

Never in a Brazilian fucking years would I think the first video game console to take into account its users genitals would be to make sure theyre not aroused

So the wii 's gonna be staring at everyone's wee huh

[misty ravine]

You agreed to penis inspection in the EULA

[placid fiber]

Question: How rare is a competent infantry lasgun vet, from your experience?

[void bison]

42

[misty ravine]

I haven't seen an infantry lasgun vet in literal years, competent or not, recent buffs notwithstanding

[oak marsh]

i might be the only one but i dont play often

[quiet gull]

why is an okri-ling peering at me when i hover over this message

[oak marsh]

fairly rare

its usually always recon

[placid fiber]

The last run of the event mission that I did had a competent infantry lasgun vet... and it was a heresy run

[oak marsh]

ILG can still put in work on higher diff but it needs to be very specialized

[placid fiber]

It's just that heresy players are usually horrible

and this guy was putting in as much work as I was with a rashad on a marty zealot build

[misty ravine]

The Great White Buffalo

[placid fiber]

It was beautiful

[quiet gull]

Auric is the only difficulty that feels good for me to play

[placid fiber]

I wanted that 4k diamantine, and the infantry lasgun vet helped deliver that to me

Over 600 elites on a heresy run is wild

[zinc talon]

Ceiling ogryn is watching you not masturbate

[quiet gull]

Very interesting thing to be directed at the Ogryn Kisser

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peak-is-this-peak-so-peak-peak-it's-just-so-peak-gif-1360442599844596686

[void bison]

is your discord tag a cruelty reference

[quiet gull]

Yes

Lemme get the picture

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/snirby-cruelty-squad-kirby-nose-gif-7014412762147720893

[void bison]

When the beat drops i'm going to fucking kill myself.

[quiet gull]

https://tenor.com/view/sausage-cruelty-squad-pitchfork-happy-birthday-gif-26400019

[void bison]

are you into slurpcore? do you gunkmaxx?

[quiet gull]

YES 🤑 🤑

[void bison]

I had some very good cruelty squad memes at some point but they're all gone now

[quiet gull]

Ive been looking for this video man

[zinc talon]

arousal detected; switch 2 shutting down

[void bison]

I found more but there's one I know I probably won't find

[carmine lance]

hello chat

[oak marsh]

jerma?

[void bison]

very neat fanarts

[quiet gull]

Speaking of cruelty squad and art

have you seen some of ville kallio's other art?

Or projects actually

[void bison]

he made that one webcomic thing right

[quiet gull]

P-FE/FRAF

There was also the Psycho Patrol R zine that was pretty neat

[carmine lance]

oh yeah I think I have that saved

I gotta properly play psycho patrol r

[ivory marlin]

My extended family is nice

I enjoy my time with them

I now have pokemon za and blunts

[lunar fable]

@heady rapids

[void bison]

i drew the biosuit but I couldn't draw very well and I'd be even worse at it now 😭

[glossy cloud]

oh zealot chat is now gunkmax chat

i see

[quiet gull]

kino as fuck actually great job

[sterile stone]

These words weren’t written in the Voynich manuscript

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-5165192032875540412

[void bison]

I should just start saying "this is just like Gorbino's Quest" or etc in conversations even though it's pretty likely I'm the only person irl in town that even knows cruelty squad

[shadow spruce]

mayhap

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-family-guy-peter-perhaps-peter-perhaps-gif-24813812

think I'm gonna play me some helldivers

[misty nova]

True

Hop on desert planet against borgs

[void bison]

what's the way to deal with vox engines

[zinc talon]

juuuuust when I got used to the pacing of the fast spore bugs

they throw me onto stalkers everywhere strain bugs

[zinc talon]

gatling barrage will oneshot if they don't move

leveller works well, so does new antitank walker

[misty nova]

Prayer and lots of explosive

[zinc talon]

and don't forget, blowing up just half of the orange heat sink thingies will start their bleed out timer

[misty nova]

Extra points if you hit the big glowing weakspots all around it

[zinc talon]

bolter eruptor takes out those weakspots in two shots

[void bison]

my loadout rn is the flag for democracy, jump pack/supply pack, and strafing run + machine gun turret

[hexed igloo]

Hop on far far west

[void bison]

for bots I more often take autocannon turret

[zinc talon]

is it any good? I was waiting to hear the concensus

[hexed igloo]

It's peak

[zinc talon]

yeah? good I'll pick it up then

[void bison]

this is a better one

I should probably lower FoV for screenshots

[hexed igloo]

Have you ever played neon white

[zinc talon]

sounds like what my dealer sometimse brings over but no

[hexed igloo]

Ah there goes my comparison

[misty nova]

Also

[zinc talon]

lol

[hexed igloo]

It's kinda deep rock but you have spells and shit

[misty nova]

There isn't 6 voxes at the same time

Rip

I liked that one

[void bison]

deepwitch rockfire

(i played like 10 minutes of it before refunding)

[hexed igloo]

Go explode

[void bison]

will probably buy it again at some point

[zinc talon]

I got some serious DRG vibes from that

[hexed igloo]

Friendship ended with leveredge now long ranger is my best friend

[zinc talon]

oh speaking of, have yall seen the new minecraft clone put out by of all fucking companies bohemia interactive

[hexed igloo]

I run sniper rifle n sheriff shurikens

[zinc talon]

of arma 3 fame

eversomething

everwind

it looks.....not terrible

[hexed igloo]

Everwind also pretty good I like it

[zinc talon]

sweet

[hexed igloo]

I've plugged maybe 50hrs into everwind

[hexed igloo]

It suffers a little from "best weapon is sword and board" but

[zinc talon]

I just got my conan exiles enhanced server back up and running so that'll be a pickup later down the road

[hexed igloo]

It's like mashing together skyrim combat with minecraft lmao

Decent exploration but it could do with an in-universe guidebook like being able to find pages scattered that detail where to find certain things

Cos it's pretty fuckin unclear where the fuck you get rat tails lmao

[void bison]

skyrim, known for it's incredible combat

[misty nova]

90% HP execution

[void bison]

I thought i haven't heard of everwind but maybe i did

I think I saw a short clip of someone flying an airship

could be a game for me since I was interested in trying to have an airship run in minecraft using the physics and vehicle mod

[quiet gull]

that can happen?

poisoning, assault

[void bison]

a lady was killed when they accidentally injected chicken noodle soup into her veins

[quiet gull]

We launched 1 kilogram of this substance at a rat and it fucking died

makes you think!

[void bison]

this is interesting data, send this to analysis. test with 2 KG next.

[quiet gull]

Conclusion: this substance is poisonous to humans

[void bison]

what's your hypothesis for the upcoming Put Rat in Rat-Explosion-Machine test? I hope we cure cancer with it

[quiet gull]

I think the explosion machine will KILL the rat. But like we can also kill cancer cells with it

[void bison]

maybe the rat will explode and the residue collected will have special anti-cancer bacteria

or maybe the rat will live, become dr. manrattan, and develop a cure for cancer

[quiet gull]

In 20 out of 10 test runs the rat died horribly in the rat explosion machine what does this mean

[void bison]

the data is inconclusive with such a low quantity of tests

[quiet gull]

Understood, 100 more lab rats have been ordered to be put in the machine