to a super effective one
#zealot-class
heady rapids
visual stream
"Nuh uh"
sterile stone
Close enough
I hate them both
Only thing more annoying is a law player that can mash
deft badge
@ripe quest randomly finding you on reddit threads for another 4 person co op game is funny
It's good to have a niche, right?
plush estuary
Far far west?
deft badge
Ye
misty nova
Sounds like it
drowsy steppe
lmaoo
deft badge
It is, was looking for weapon levelling info
deft badge
Yes it is
misty nova
deft badge
I'm shotgun revo maxxing rn
deft badge
Yah they feel worse than stock
heady rapids
the spread on them is 3x the size of the crosshair
deft badge
Dead
exotic plaza
man i want to play far far west but
deft badge
Thank you for asking
exotic plaza
yuri.....
heady rapids
there's a unique for them that makes them not lose bullets on reload but why would you ever want that over a standard bow
heady rapids
How's the cat
carmine lance
So what kind of game is far far west
heady rapids
X
heady rapids
So what kind of game is far far west
Iys like helldivers but no random generation
frosty herald
https://x.com/i/status/2052040928261456351
investors should die
heady rapids
with roguelite elements
carmine lance
I see
exotic plaza
and way better because you don't have to work a second job
to unlock ingame content
also movement
carmine lance
So every run is the same map but still randomized loot?
heady rapids
it's free yeah
frosty herald
nintendo selling the switch 2 at a loss like they dont earn billions from pokemon
heady rapids
So every run is the same map but still randomized loot?
yeah
carmine lance
Interesting
exotic plaza
well you still do
it's no where near warbond level of grind
heady rapids
every map has quests and secrets tho
heady rapids
it's no where near warbond level of grind
I mean yeah but the early progression feels a bit ass
carmine lance
Interesting
heady rapids
I'm not home rn but I was planning to play for a bit
acoustic dune
I'm not home rn but I was planning to play for a bit
Play with yourself?
misty nova
Captions 💀
exotic plaza
I want to play ffw but im preoccupied myself with fighting game and yuri
visual stream
I want to play ffw but im preoccupied myself with fighting game and yuri
You can pretty easily cut down on one of these things
exotic plaza
No
heady rapids
I've been preoccupied with not having a 4 stack and one of the ppl that ik that play this game being a shitass
frosty herald
stop maining yuri
exotic plaza
it's keeping my chud life going......
heady rapids
so if I launch ffw I risk playing with him
ripe quest
<@239404785453760512> randomly finding you on reddit threads for another 4 perso...
Far Far West sweep. Co-op horde shooters are my natural habitat.
exotic plaza
convergent evolution
wheat matrix
Far far west is very fun
exotic plaza
starve
median steeple
dead city is prob the best part exodus but my only issue with it is that I have to go through it looking like last light atryom
💔
exotic plaza
dead city is my favorite after the autumn level
exotic plaza
I'm playing yuri vn
sterile stone
Warhammer day unfort
Dude about to get attacked by irl orks
exotic plaza
2 colonel is peak
median steeple
Are you playing the 2 colonels and sam's story?
been taking my time going through the main story so im still doing the main DC part
will do colonels next
then sam
carmine lance
Im actually going to kill somebody, it shouldn’t be this hard to print something
median steeple
my only hope for 2039 is that the moral system is changed a bit
deft badge
Far Far West sweep. Co-op horde shooters are my natural habitat.
Really fun game tbh, seems to have taken a lot from a lot of popular ones
carmine lance
Im actually going to kill somebody, it shouldn’t be this hard to print something
One computer hasn’t been able to print, saying some shit about adobe acrobat
And 3 others haven’t even been able to sign in
Im tired dawg
violet hornet
One computer hasn’t been able to print, saying some shit about adobe acrobat
Are you trying to print from acrobat?
carmine lance
No im trying to print from google docs
Why and what the fuck does acrobat have anything to do with it 😭
violet hornet
No im trying to print from google docs
Tried downloading the document as a PDF and printing it locally instead?
carmine lance
Yeah lol
violet hornet
I'd verify you're printing to the correct device and not a "output as PDF" type thing and that there aren't any extensions that interact with PDF files or printing
acoustic dune
Should have printed in png
violet hornet
You can also try another browser like edge to confirm it's not an issue with chrome
lone surge
Good wep to choose? New player here
exotic plaza
sword and shield
sterile stone
You can also try another browser like edge to confirm it's not an issue with chr...
Chrome gutting a lot of its internals to make way for that new ai they didn’t tell people they were shuttling in
heady rapids
real
carmine lance
You can also try another browser like edge to confirm it's not an issue with chr...
Sorry for disappearing but i appreciate the advice
heady rapids
@visual stream
hearty nebula
kitr
carmine lance
I can't lie, getting back into a Death Grips kick lol
been a minute since I've listened to them but I like experimental/industrial stuff like that
heady rapids
south prism
misty nova
modern lintel
south prism
https://www.rxddit.com/r/PhasmophobiaGame/comments/1t5gcyb/deleted_post_from_dev...
this is why i kinda understand why fatshark stays silent beyond the occasional update
sterile stone
this is why i kinda understand why fatshark stays silent beyond the occasional u...
Not accounting for all the death threats people were posting in here on launch week
glossy cloud
https://www.rxddit.com/r/PhasmophobiaGame/comments/1t5gcyb/deleted_post_from_dev...
"You might even forget some of the jank that's happening."
violet hornet
Sorry for disappearing but i appreciate the advice
No worries! I fix printers often at work so hit me up if you're still having issues with that
glossy cloud
Looks like the PR department is in need of some serious readjustments.
frosty herald
Looks like the PR department is in need of some serious readjustments.
the new models for the playable characters look butt ugly too
violet hornet
https://www.rxddit.com/r/PhasmophobiaGame/comments/1t5gcyb/deleted_post_from_dev...
Game fell off as soon as they killed the fat step
visual stream
<@277075201823604737>
HOLY PEAK
plush estuary
heady rapids
Game fell off as soon as they killed the fat step
idk what this is referencing but phas has a history of
not delivering on anything really
frosty herald
gives you a new pickaxe
violet hornet
idk what this is referencing but phas has a history of
Early on when the game had a solo dev only still, the ghost would have a single favorite room and would stay there. It would also have a chance to make a loud footstep occasionally which could be heard a fair distance away to help locate which room it was hanging out in or near
My friend and I would enter a house and just scream "SHOW US THE FAT STEP" to antagonize it until it took that single loud step (the fat step) and we could narrow down where it was
heady rapids
lmao
violet hornet
Also asking the ghost if they're vegan was an almost guaranteed hunt for some reason back then
frosty herald
https://x.com/dexerto/status/2052072417472754065?s=46&t=QYdQ_EAvOrvMITlUkVH4Gw
thats pathetic lmao
heady rapids
relatable
frosty herald
Also asking the ghost if they're vegan was an almost guaranteed hunt for some re...
honestly valid from the ghost
lunar fable
plush estuary
holy damn
blab
you should try this event out
with 2x bugs its insane
I can't solo carry it
frosty herald
are there random core monsters?
plush estuary
yeah
it trickle spawns them and when you activate the coretone it dumps alot of themn
exotic plaza
corespawn is ass
plush estuary
really fun so far
misty nova
The floor is lava simulator
plush estuary
its like modded difficulty in base game
misty nova
Who pulled egg 🗣️
frosty herald
maybe they will make it a perma modifier
violet hornet
I can't solo carry it
Fantastic, can't wait for my usual group's drg fan to try to convince me to play this on haz 2 lmao
violet hornet
Who pulled egg 🗣️
I pull them as fast as I can and yell EGG in the mic when I do
frosty herald
time for 2C
the taiga is genuinely terrifying as a location tho when you see the dam
frosty herald
was fireteam good?
signal spoke
I am not sure, i think it was quite mixed on launch
But it seems to be solid currently
heady rapids
idk it had 0 media presence
signal spoke
i remember game not been talked or barely been shown
frosty herald
almost thought it was a dark descent sequel ngl
also possible isolation 2 reveal at summer games fest?
median steeple
late 24 iirc
frosty herald
when was isolation 2 announced again?
you havent seen yet
frosty herald
But was talking about Sega post <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
oh
well
its certainly impending
signal spoke
Honestly hope that the AI gets a massive upgrade
Cant say that I am skeptical about the UE5 being used though
frosty herald
isnt it on unreal 5
signal spoke
yes
shadow spruce
Honestly hope that the AI gets a massive upgrade
I don’t know how much more revolutionary the AI can get
signal spoke
More responsive, adpating to the player faster
And also make humans/robots AI better too
they were pretty stupid in the original game
shadow spruce
median steeple
yeah the xeno AI is 90% fine it's the humans and androids taht were ass
frosty herald
More responsive, adpating to the player faster
alien gets imune after 2 flamethrower bursts lmao
signal spoke
Immediately pins the player down
frosty herald
Immediately pins the player down
fighting the urge not to say something diabolical
shadow spruce
Creature
signal spoke
what 
frosty herald
what <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
heady rapids
@ivory marlin feelin like shiny hunting honedge
frosty herald
anyway
it looks like isolation 2 is on earth
or atleast a massive recreational area
signal spoke
Cant wait to be isolated again
shadow spruce
shadow spruce
Idk if I’m a lightweight drinker or if just drinking two right after one another might be too fast
Dunno if I should take a nap or thug the eepy out
calm salmon
Idk if I’m a lightweight drinker or if just drinking two right after one another...
Food?
Or on an empty stomach
Also, happy birthday mortacula
acoustic dune
just clip in the wall or smth
shadow spruce
Idk if I’m tired from the drinks or from the adhd not interested thing that happens
acoustic dune
and go the merc path
shadow spruce
acoustic dune
@heady rapids when vc pookum?
heady rapids
for what
acoustic dune
family guy
shadow spruce
heady rapids
in silence
heady rapids
acoustic dune
early for nuthing
heady rapids
shadow spruce
https://fixupx.com/cloaca_official/status/2051720458236571939
How have they not gone extinct
heady rapids
@lunar fable @ivory marlin @visual stream
lunar fable
sterile stone
<@266028628037337089> <@684185845523153151> <@277075201823604737>
Aye that’s not far from me
heady rapids
shadow spruce
https://fixvx.com/i/status/2052005641091162331
But why
carmine lance
LANCER MENTIONED
shadow spruce
misty nova
You should go for harder alcohol
Like whiskey
(don't)
And end up hurting your throat because you're drinking too much at once
heady rapids
heady rapids
@ivory marlin i got a honedge and a doublade!!!
shadow spruce
What did u drink?
2 of these but I think they’re like 3%
twilit shard
Oh thats hella lightweight
shadow spruce
I think it might’ve been the adhd loss of interest thing tbh cause I drank like 3 and a half of those and a big thing of spiked eggnog and wasn’t as tired
frosty herald
2 of these but I think they’re like 3%
dude is drinking nuka quantum
shadow spruce
They taste good
ivory marlin
<@684185845523153151> i got a honedge and a doublade!!!
Dude i loooooove that line
heady rapids
Dude i loooooove that line
shadow spruce
its not nice to assume
heady rapids
@plush estuary https://fixvx.com/i/status/2051765016735473834
carmine falcon
<@665740726474375168> https://fixvx.com/i/status/2051765016735473834
valid crashout
south prism
<@665740726474375168> https://fixvx.com/i/status/2051765016735473834
reasonable response. the hero we need.
misty nova
I think he plays mid every round
spare talon
2 of these but I think they’re like 3%
Babies first alcohol
shadow spruce
well yes
spare talon
I think i do
ivory marlin
gay couple
Toxel is literally “the baby pokemon”
ivory marlin
it's a shame doublade is ass in za
Hes just kinda meh
The final evo is actually disgustingly good
heady rapids
Hes just kinda meh
i just heard a shiny in my game but i cant find it
and i think it fled
ivory marlin
Get to looking pal
heady rapids
theres nothing
heady rapids
*kills you*
it was probably a pidgey
sterile stone
*kills you*
X
In other news
The franchise director of dying light announced he quit today
carmine lance
oh shit
copper hawk
Gruuuuubs
stray summit
Bear my standards twin
median steeple
is just so good man
frosty herald
is just so good man
YAWNNNNNN ENGLISH DUB
median steeple
shut up nerd
acoustic dune
Toxel is literally “the baby pokemon”
Gulp
median steeple
I like to listen to a lot of the audio logs while managing my shit and subtitles get obliterated half the time
acoustic dune
The wincester
median steeple
for like all 3 games metro subtitles are super unreliable
frosty herald
in russian miller sounds just so so much better
heady rapids
@ivory marlin EXCADRILL!!!
ivory marlin
Midcadrill
tranquil bone
The English VA can be a little scuffed sometimes but it's nice actually being able to understand combat barks and background dialogue
heady rapids
next thing you're gonna tell me is that you need a translator in mgs5 before you can understand what the soldiers are saying
smh
signal spoke
True
Why can't more games have that
Instead of just boring white American english when you are in middle east, Africa or anywhere else
sterile stone
Instead of just boring white American english when you are in middle east, Afric...
Must be playing diff games
Most VAs in games that aren’t native English are UK VAs in my experience
Ain’t nothing like a entire cast and crew speaking the queens English in the middle of post soviet Russia
hexed igloo
Paid leave is so funny I take 2 weeks off and next time I look at the amount I have I got another 3 weeks I can take
hard nexus
hexed igloo
I get like a full day of pto every 2 weeks
hexed igloo
Ain’t nothing like a entire cast and crew speaking the queens English in the mid...
I played the demo of Stellar Blade and the VAs having the thickest queens British accents I've ever heard threw me off so bad
Had to altf4 to set it to fuckin japanese or something
warped trellis
frozen kernel
Ain’t nothing like a entire cast and crew speaking the queens English in the mid...
Hilariously this was my problem with Stalker’s English dub, although that’s partially excused by a variety of people being in the zone
I should say Stalker 2 specifically. OG Stalker’s English dub is iconic
I wish there was an option like in Red Orchestra to just have characters speak their native languages
sterile stone
I should say Stalker 2 specifically. OG Stalker’s English dub is iconic
Skif isn’t British is he?
He’s like the only one in game without a British sounding accent
median steeple
Ain’t nothing like a entire cast and crew speaking the queens English in the mid...
Tbf one of the best movies about the Soviet Union just had English accents
Death of Stalin my beloved
frozen kernel
Skif isn’t British is he?
Nah he’s got generic American west coast accent
median steeple
hexed igloo
Tbf one of the best movies about the Soviet Union just had English accents
I've watched probably half of Chernobyl total via 1min long tiktok clips in vertical with a faint narrator going in the background
frozen kernel
Skif sounds like Jason Brody in English
median steeple
Oh yeah Chernobyl is also good
frozen kernel
From Far Cry 3
tranquil bone
lmao he does sound like Jason
sterile stone
Death of Stalin my beloved
Never heard of it
sterile stone
Skif sounds like Jason Brody in English
See I’ve been wanting to ask a dev
Like is it cheaper to book English VAs over American ones
frozen kernel
They actually had access to a lot of the folks that KCD2 did lol
So the two games share a lot of VA’s
I’d bet it was cheaper/easier to get them than try to coordinate with actors overseas
sterile stone
Speaking of VAs
I saw Rebecca from DE post about warframe
And it kinda hit me like a truck
She’s been with these dudes for fucking ages now
frozen kernel
I had a moment of realization that Sea of Thieves is almost 10 years old
sterile stone
What
frozen kernel
I saw a post that said Rick and Morty has been going for 11 years and it made me upset
sterile stone
Yeah I saw that a few odd days ago
It feels like that show is maybe 5 yrs at most old
sterile stone
I swear on my life I never saw anything related to this show prior to me graduating high school
sterile stone
That was just such a calamity
A lot of stuff just kinda hit the blink and you’ll miss it phase
frozen kernel
And then the main VA getting in trouble for being a creep/asshole
No idea how the show survived
sterile stone
I still remember when Hazbin hotel before if became what it is today
sterile stone
And then the main VA getting in trouble for being a creep/asshole
I think people have just come to accept that famous people are generally terrible
And it’s not like anyone can do fuck all about it
You got the money, you don’t live by the same life rules
tranquil bone
No idea how the show survived
They dropped him pretty quickly and decisively after it came out iirc and I think a lot of people all realized at the same time he wasn't actually carrying it
sterile stone
<@&735928989146939404>
glossy cloud
BISTER MEAST STRIKES AGAIN
frozen kernel
I’m cryn
solar gorge
shadow spruce
YouTube why do you keep showing me femboy apparel ads I don’t even talk about them
frozen kernel
YouTube why do you keep showing me femboy apparel ads I don’t even talk about th...
Ur algo
Mine don’t do that
shadow spruce
Mine shouldn’t be cause I don’t talk abt femboys
Verbally or in text
Anyways look at my dog
shadow spruce
He’s to stupid to steal
shadow spruce
Not even sand
frosty herald
The mr beast scam thing is pretty sad
shadow spruce
I was gonna take another picture but he decided to lay down on my chest and yall don’t need to see my face
frosty herald
Anyone can click a shady link and suddenly your account is hijacked
solar gorge
jutz don't click
void bison
Anyone can click a shady link and suddenly your account is hijacked
how could Jimmy do this
solar gorge
hoow hard can it be
median steeple
Swagged out
void bison
hoow hard can it be
idk its mr beast its probably targeting kids
solar gorge
where's the snow
frosty herald
hoow hard can it be
I mean even stuff like mods
frosty herald
Swagged out
Ur short
median steeple
I'm 6 foot it's just my pants are weirdly long
frosty herald
Sure thing bud
median steeple
What ever poor
frosty herald
Only shorties like us fold the legs
median steeple
If i was short is fold em closer
heady rapids
I'm 6 foot it's just my pants are weirdly long
is 6 canadian foot the same conversion rate as canadian dollars to usd
so in reality ur like 4 4
verbal marlin
Just did some math on the relic blade.
Total venting time from overheating is 8.9 seconds. The tier 4 Overload blessing knocks off about 2.2 seconds from that.
So when I'm among a team and my venting looks a little suspicious, that's because I have a blessing that gives me only a 6.7 secs cooldown.
||Skibidi.||
misty nova
The mr beast scam thing is pretty sad
solar gorge
it's ok to be short guys
misty nova
💀
solar gorge
i have a lot of little friends
median steeple
heady rapids
they do lots of things
frosty herald
You just know the moderator chat is giggling at this
median steeple
misty nova
Mentioned the coin once
solar gorge
kibby
misty nova
I just feel the algorithm fucking me over
Oh just saw someone mentioning the pink girl ass from MHA
Thank you automod
You just saved my algorithm
shadow spruce
spare talon
Why are there people HEMA swordfighting on campus
tranquil bone
I feel like that's probably a pretty common place for HEMA nerds
void bison
spare talon
Its exam week and theyre just doing it in the middle of everything
It doesn't even look like a club or a class its just people just doing it
sterile stone
Why are there people HEMA swordfighting on campus
spare talon
What
sterile stone
My mans in full plate armor bleeding out on the lawn
void bison
they should go for the kill
heady rapids
@sterile basalt liking lazy a lot
sterile basalt
<@366562874039992331> liking lazy a lot
why
heady rapids
gun
sterile basalt
are u not taking any firerate upgrade
heady rapids
i am
shadow spruce
@twilit shard
tepid sorrel
Investing in pulse mines
ok, why
sterile stone
ok, why
Some asshole breaks your shield right
You plant one of those near by
They push
Instant knock down
Got all the time in the world to gun them before they stand back up
tepid sorrel
maranax infirmux
tepid sorrel
crudux cruo
sterile stone
maranax infirmux
Ohhh also
I almost forgot dune has a option now to enable or disable PvP
sterile stone
Yessir
void bison
frogs
sterile stone
I read the patch notes a week or so ago
So if you wanna run a duo I’m down when I get back to pc
I got a few million banked aswell
So we don’t have to start out in direct poverty
tepid sorrel
frogs
tepid sorrel
So if you wanna run a duo I’m down when I get back to pc
oh yeah i can transfer my character to wherever i forgot thats a thing too
i guess ill reinstall it
i lost a lot of my valuables cause i just left them in the base but i still have my scout thopter i think
plush estuary
sterile stone
i lost a lot of my valuables cause i just left them in the base but i still have...
Doesn’t matter
I have a little bit of plastanium in my pocket
I just hope I can re do my old base
Was a good harkonnen design
Also if you haven’t
The Harkonnen faction story is fucking clean
sterile stone
What was that story line?
sterile stone
Word
I remember the Harkonnen storyline ending with you and the grandmaster assassin dude finding something to blackmail the emperor
And it kinda just ends on a cliff hanger from there
sterile stone
Harks are some bastards though
frosty herald
@sullen forge @median steeple
misty nova
south prism
read this thread on the forums and i think the concept of having "top players" in a purely pve game is incredibly funny
misty nova
Why does victor look like nightwing
💀
south prism
i don't even disagree with the dude really, i think having an option to play a version of havoc that just scales up every match beyond 40 would be cool, but still imagine telling people "yeah i'm a top darktide player. yeah there aren't any leaderboards. yeah my progress gets wiped every few weeks."
some people need to reinstall cs
sterile stone
i don't even disagree with the dude really, i think having an option to play a v...
As someone with a degree in practical thinking
It’s simple
royal vortex
the problem this guy has is that maybe its time for something new after 3000 hours
sterile stone
Why the fuck would anyone waste employee time and effort on something a majority of my paying customers will never experience or want to experience
south prism
It’s simple
sterile stone
Like nobody about to waste man hours on appeasing the top 50 players dawg
frozen kernel
People come and go lol
misty nova
sterile stone
People come and go lol
This
south prism
that's what's so funny
misty nova
Hitting people with the talk to the hand
south prism
i'm bottom fragging in darktide i want to end my miserable chud life FUCKKK
gray ice
This
Im legally obligated to inform you reagan's trap house has a solid place in the playlist
frozen kernel
Ainz is insanely good, but it doesn’t do me any good if I don’t have Ainz 
spare talon
i don't even disagree with the dude really, i think having an option to play a v...
Yeah, im a top darktide player
One of the best you could even say, perchance
plush estuary
the biomes look the same
south prism
Yeah, im a top darktide player
One of the best you could even say, perchance
you cant just say perchance
gray ice
Helping get through them hot ass warehouse days
plush estuary
besides the last one
frozen kernel
So might as well get as good as you can and just play game
royal vortex
there are "top" players in the vague sense that if you've got 3,000 hours in a game you should hope to be better than most people
sterile stone
Im legally obligated to inform you reagan's trap house has a solid place in the ...
Spread the gospel to others
misty nova
The deepest part of hoxxes do look like hoxxes yeah
royal vortex
but being good at a videogame is just like
misty nova
royal vortex
worth nothing
sterile stone
For it is not everyday instagram offers good music
frozen kernel
There’s a lot of games where it’s easy to see you’re driving the short bus. That’s just online gaming lol
carmine lance
worth nothing
It feels good to be competent at things though
gray ice
worth nothing
Streamers making actual money not withstanding
frozen kernel
More often than not if you have a decent amount of mechanical skill and care to get better, you’re gonna be far and above the “average” player
gray ice
So the .1% of the .1% which isnt even necessarily skill related kek
spare talon
I wish I was actually entertaining so I could make money streaming the games I play
sterile stone
i'm bottom fragging in darktide i want to end my miserable chud life FUCKKK
I wish this was a joke but dead ass when scoreboards were being rolled out had mfs acting like the average pub lobby was a esports tournament
royal vortex
There’s a lot of games where it’s easy to see you’re driving the short bus. That...
stan thought "riding the short bus" was a euphemism for smoking weed
frozen kernel
LOL
gray ice
I am the short bus conductor
frozen kernel
I’m pulling the short rickshaw
I carry these fuckers on my back because everyone was new once
royal vortex
also recently asked if the phrase was "happy as a clam in shit". jury's still out on that one
south prism
the problem this guy has is that maybe its time for something new after 3000 hou...
i don't wanna dog on the dude for having 3k hours in a game he obviously likes, but it's weird that he seems to be attributing his lack of interest to a design flaw with the game instead of having the mental tools to go "i should play something else"
royal vortex
a lot of people are content with a retention treadmill
frozen kernel
I’ve got a friend who’s an absolute sweetheart but he is hot DOGSHIT at the game because he doesn’t play Tidestuffs
sterile stone
i don't wanna dog on the dude for having 3k hours in a game he obviously likes, ...
Brother is a one trick pony
frozen kernel
I’m gonna carry him like he’s my dying mother without a single word
sterile stone
Shove his ass into a league ranked game
royal vortex
so his problem is he needs an extended track
sterile stone
See if he keeps that mindset
misty nova
I wish I was actually entertaining so I could make money streaming the games I p...
Just get entertaining friends, duh
frozen kernel
i don't wanna dog on the dude for having 3k hours in a game he obviously likes, ...
That last line, sigh…
misty nova
gray ice
Shove his ass into a league ranked game
Just wanna torch people with toxicity huh
sterile stone
Just wanna torch people with toxicity huh
I gotta be the villain of someone’s story
south prism
so his problem is he needs an extended track
vt2 is like right there too. i wonder if he's played that
gray ice
Just get entertaining friends, duh
My friends are reasonably entertaining I think but also the reason I would 1000% get banned from the platform
royal vortex
look all im saying is we need to round up the 4 most annoying people in this chat and run the wrath and glory darktide module
frozen kernel
I’m a strong proponent of “play the game because you enjoy it, not for a soulless grind (battle pass, competitive ranks, etc)”
It’s how I survived DT launch
sterile stone
I’m a strong proponent of “play the game because you enjoy it, not for a soulles...
I can’t play a game properly if I don’t look good playing
frozen kernel
The combat is just so unique and so much fun
sterile stone
Style is part of the gameplay aswell
frozen kernel
Is it a ballache when your team completely folds and you gotta carry for the 9th time that session? Yeah, sure
But when you get decent that isn’t really a burden anymore
You just get to laugh as your team watches you play the game
spare talon
Just get entertaining friends, duh
What are those
frozen kernel
Occasionally they gas you up too
royal vortex
be the entertaining friend and just speak continuously for many hours
frozen kernel
I had a dude call me a wizard and it gave me the aura to one shot a reaper with a shiv crit
royal vortex
force them to listen to you
frozen kernel
I’ve been playing Alien Isolation on nightmare in VR, just streaming for some strangers I’d been playing Barotrauma with
One of them said it was really entertaining and that might be the final push to make something
sterile stone
Didn’t even realize barotrauma had a viewership
frozen kernel
Just chilling on discord
We’d been playing on a server one of them just threw up for a whole weekend and then one of them went “Yall wanna make a discord so we can coordinate and do this again?”
south prism
I’m a strong proponent of “play the game because you enjoy it, not for a soulles...
i think the majority of gamers would disagree with this based on the state of the industry in general. i don't think progression is a bad thing at all. all i'm saying is that it's dishonest on his part to say "A game without a goal is questionable" while at the same time logging 3000 hours in a game where there is no definite goal other than to enjoy it and maybe get penances or whatever
frozen kernel
i think the majority of gamers would disagree with this based on the state of th...
Oh absolutely, 100%
south prism
probably one of the more odd posts i've seen on that forum
frozen kernel
I understand players do need something to strive for
It can’t be all “you make your own goal” like pre-dungeon era Minecraft
But I do think it’s important that the reason folks are committing time to something is because they enjoy it, not because of obligation they have to finish a battle pass they haphazardly threw money at
Or keeping up with your friends ranked grind
frozen kernel
And that’s honestly tragic
chrome wave
the souless ubisoft open world is what the gamers crave
frozen kernel
I’m enough of a consumer whore to say each class has easily given DT a good bump in enjoyment
sterile stone
the souless ubisoft open world is what the gamers crave
20 years of skull and bones
frozen kernel
For me at least
south prism
He can’t get anymore
he'll get it when he plays the next game that he gets good at
chrome wave
20 years of skull and bones
frozen kernel
Every time I start taking a break and playing other stuffs for a bit, rumors start circulating, I get back into the game for a bit, then wham class drop and another 3 months of my life disappear
sterile stone
I feel like that’s how most sane people treat Darktide instead of making this game their entire personality
I dunno tho
frozen kernel
Most people that make it to the forums aren’t sane
You gotta ignore the radioactive waste signs
sterile stone
I mean there’s a lot of insane people here
frozen kernel
Steam discussions too
frozen kernel
Here is a little more curated
gray ice
20 years of skull and bones
"qUaDtrUPlE AaaA game"
sterile stone
"qUaDtrUPlE AaaA game"
It hurts my soul to know our resident geriatric loves that game
south prism
i think that dude's post is like everything i dislike about the community on the forums. feeling like they're owed something that came as a result of their own increasingly impossible to reach expectations
sterile stone
I pray his soul learns better
gray ice
I hope they shot the marketer for that nonsense
frozen kernel
The forums tend to be an abyss but if all you do is whinge in here, nobody really wants to hear it
Even if it’s good whinge
tranquil bone
the souless ubisoft open world is what the gamers crave
I even like the soulless ubi slop and it isn't the same anymore.
Far cry series was a guilty pleasure for so long.
frozen kernel
RIP Darcy
sterile stone
Darcy and Clara are 100% here still
frozen kernel
Yeah lol
sterile stone
Probably lurking
gray ice
I even like the soulless ubi slop and it isn't the same anymore.
Far cry series ...
I mean thats justifiable you can play far cry 3's many iterations until you get tired of fundamentally playing far cry 3
south prism
some people have good issues but it's hard to think critically about shit wrong with the game when you have 150 geeks bitching in your ear about aquilas
frozen kernel
Helldivers is having another community feud because of that
gray ice
I lasted till just before primal I think
sterile stone
I mean I can’t get the complaints over the premium currency when all it does is buy you skins
gray ice
Helldivers is having another community feud because of that
This happens every hotfix in that community
sterile stone
Like brother
south prism
Helldivers is having another community feud because of that
i know absolutely nothing about hd2 community drama and i'm really happy about that
sterile stone
It offers no benefit
frozen kernel
Even the happy go lucky content creators are starting to be like “hey guys we really need to look at what we’re doing here”
south prism
game fun i play the end
tranquil bone
Primal was the one entry I never actually played
frozen kernel
Naturally the most fervent players are like “no it’s perfect”
south prism
it is super cool to kinda see the way fatshark and arrowhead work in terms of PR
frozen kernel
“I like spending $15 on every new battle pass that gives less and less content”
south prism
they're almost polar opposites
tranquil bone
I got like a third of the way into 6 and just stopped completely
south prism
i wanna play 6 co-op
frozen kernel
“I love when the devs nerf our arsenal, then sell a solution (coyote)”
sterile stone
it is super cool to kinda see the way fatshark and arrowhead work in terms of PR
I mean fatshark’s pr is basically, relay info to patch notes or content creators
frozen kernel
It’s an understandable salt
sterile stone
Because th community at large are fucking rabid
frozen kernel
I just stopped playing HD2 a while back because I got bored
frozen kernel
The galactic war just doesn’t feel organic
It’s too rigged
Used it at least appear like folks committing to something meant we could avert the dev’s intentions to do something silly like hold a particular planet or city
gray ice
Also the next entry to horizon zero west series being a co-op live service game, makes me think someone is aggressively huffing ammonia in janitors closets at Sony
sterile stone
Also the next entry to horizon zero west series being a co-op live service game,...
Sony been dropping the ball a lot chief
Thank the lort I held off on getting a ps5
gray ice
They did this live service bs push that failed miserably. We coulda gotten more God of War tier games if they weren't fervently idiotic
Instead we got concord
sterile stone
400 milly down the toilet
I laugh
Cause I know someone got their ass beat in that boardroom
frozen kernel
I saw a video where one the big YouTubers saying “not to get a weird ego thing but it feels kinda bad when I’ve got the privilege of being able to command like 30-40k people to any planet and it doesn’t make a difference”
gray ice
400 milly down the toilet
Whereas I only hoped the ubi marketer was shot, someone was almost certainly firing squaded for this
sterile stone
I saw a video where one the big YouTubers saying “not to get a weird ego thing b...
Ima be honest
gray ice
Buddy took a permanent trip to Guatemala
frozen kernel
I hope the Skull and Bones marketing people are drinking their sorrows as Windrose claps
sterile stone
If anyone takes call to action commands from a YouTuber
You belong in a padded cell
frozen kernel
I don’t look at it that deep
sterile stone
Cause ain’t no way a fucking entertainer got you acting like a sleeper agent
Doing shit on command
frozen kernel
If Ross Scott was like “hey you guys should buy from GOG” I’m not going to walk away saying “I take all my purchasing advise from YouTubers”
gray ice
If anyone takes call to action commands from a YouTuber
Luckily Im a well adjusted soulless void and have never watched a YouTube channel where this could even remotely happen
frozen kernel
It’s just kind of in line with what I was going to do anyways
gray ice
If Ross Scott was like “hey you guys should buy from GOG” I’m not going to walk ...
I think call to action he means more so "hey go harass this channel/person"
frozen kernel
If there’s two planets on an MO and the guy you watch says, “Hey yall we should take this” I don’t think it makes you a total sheep for being like “Yeah ok sounds dope, I just wanna play the game”
gray ice
You should buy games from GOG anyway they're great
This message was not sponsored (sadly)
sterile stone
Luckily Im a well adjusted soulless void and have never watched a YouTube channe...
I thankfully maintain my exposure to insanity
It’s still a lot
frozen kernel
If anyone takes call to action commands from a YouTuber
#zealot-class message This is more what I meant
sterile stone
But I’m getting better at it
frozen kernel
Not going out and making moly’s for xqc
sterile stone
Okay nah I get that
frozen kernel
Because Jfc yeah padded cell
gray ice
No listen he really needs it bro
gray ice
Uncle Sam needs YOUR stielhandgrenades
gray ice
That doesnt even feel much different to a vtuber to me
Those dead eyed avatars haunt my dreams
frozen kernel
A billion others have said it already but I’m so fucking pissed the AI shit went to hell so fast
gray ice
Yea sky net already won and its rather pathetic
sullen forge
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DX2I1IfRCnM/?igsh=MTJ3YncwYzU3MGhxYw==
Hello Seven
sterile stone
Those dead eyed avatars haunt my dreams
You will listen to the bright pink dog thing person
And you will become a tier 3 sub
frozen kernel
I was hoping it would burn out and stay undeveloped but the corporate world is like “no wait being shit makes it better, let’s replace an entire job sector”
frozen kernel
sterile stone
I was hoping it would burn out and stay undeveloped but the corporate world is l...
End of the day it was bound to happen
frozen kernel
The entry level market no less, not even some specific marketing c-suite gig
void bison
season 5 of the boys has been impressively bad so far
frozen kernel
Fucking ridiculous
gray ice
I was hoping it would burn out and stay undeveloped but the corporate world is l...
Unironically why im a welder now
sterile stone
Corporate interests contaminate and ruin most things it touches
gray ice
Say it with me kids
frozen kernel
I wish the ocean didn’t hate me because I’d make a great underwater welder
gray ice
Enshittification
gray ice
I wish the ocean didn’t hate me because I’d make a great underwater welder
I hate the ocean so its cool anyways
frozen kernel
The beatings will continue until morale improves
frozen kernel
I hate the ocean so its cool anyways
Every time I set foot in it, it’s like going to a funeral with an ex-wife
void bison
I will listen to it ASAP when off work
frozen kernel
So now I just stand and let the waves touch my ankles while everyone else swims
Lakes and pools fuck yeah
sterile stone
So now I just stand and let the waves touch my ankles while everyone else swims
Shit sound like the old bioshock trailer for sea of dreams
frozen kernel
Ocean nah
frozen kernel
I’m also small, and humans are already small for the ocean
gray ice
I'll still swim at the beach and what not, but I don't fuck with deep water and the things it hides
frozen kernel
So Id think I’d be extra vulnerable looking if the waves didn’t kill me first
gray ice
If a shark decides im dinner accidentally what can I really do about it
I dont belong here, im in his house
glossy cloud
i don't even disagree with the dude really, i think having an option to play a v...
Tbh if anything, saying they can beat h40 easily is another sign of a wonderful thing called "power creep"
gray ice
To say nothing of just random shit that'll randomly sting and or slap the shit outta you
frozen kernel
Grouper just swims by like “that’s a queer looking juvenile octupus” and shlorps me down and I have to put up with the experience of being swallowed and spat out by a fish the size of a Nissan? Nah
I’m all set
sterile stone
Zebra fish
frozen kernel
Tiny shit smaller than your hand that’ll fucking kill you dead
sterile stone
Rock fish
frozen kernel
No fair
frozen kernel
You can’t even see them until it’s too late
sterile stone
Yeah this
frozen kernel
“Ow what was that”
gray ice
Truly the ocean is as unwelcome as it gets as far as where humans should be, barring space
gray ice
Dont touch the orange coral
sterile stone
I feel safer in Detroit at night than I do in the ocean
glossy cloud
Truly the ocean is as unwelcome as it gets as far as where humans should be, bar...
Doesn't stop people from welcoming themselves.
With mixed results.
frozen kernel
I will say
Desperately
I want to try one of those underwater scooters
I’m just not in that kind of tax bracket
A YMCA pool is the deepest water I have ready access to 
gray ice
Doesn't stop people from welcoming themselves.
Yea but is that really surprising
The harder it is to get there, the more we wanna be there
frozen kernel
Folks dying on Everest
glossy cloud
I mean that's the reason we have underwater cave divers.
frozen kernel
Standing in line
frozen kernel
Just to say “haha I made it”
sterile stone
I mean that's the reason we have underwater cave divers.
This right here
Another “Hobby” that just makes me wanna ask why
glossy cloud
I mean that's the reason we have underwater cave divers.
I will never understand the insanity behind wanting to do this by the way.
frozen kernel
I’m so happy that in adulthood I grew content with BEING content
sterile stone
The fuck do people get from cave diving bro
glossy cloud
The fuck do people get from cave diving bro
The adrenaline of risk I guess?
frozen kernel
I’d be the best El Presidente because I genuinely don’t want shit after not having shit for so long
It’s like the opposite of “I never had shit so now I want everything”
glossy cloud
I mean I'm sure you're getting a lot of adrenaline in your last moments if you're dying down there so I guess it works out.
frozen kernel
There’s an indignity to dying in a cave
sterile stone
Mfs will have successful careers and a loving family
frozen kernel
I’ll die where I can see the sky, hopefully
gray ice
Someone had to deliver the news to a grieving wife and child that their loving husband/father died in Nutty Putty Cave.
It will NEVER be me
glossy cloud
I hear about how people will make one wrong movement in underwater caves and the sediments just completely blind them
Like
glossy cloud
That just sounds horrifying.
frozen kernel
Yeah that’s the most fucked up part of the cave diving
The silt
You can’t see shit what the fuck are you enjoying
quiet gull
The adrenaline of risk I guess?
But like i still don't understand
frozen kernel
At least if there was a shitload of Quartz like in regular caves I could understand
glossy cloud
Being completely fucking blind in basically nowhere
quiet gull
Small caves are fucking terrifyinng
frozen kernel
Pitch black darkness
gray ice
But for like the ocean shit like. Understand if I ever saw something like this irl, I wouldn't even drink water anymore
quiet gull
Not in the good way
frozen kernel
Nothing but piss brown sandirt
sterile stone
But for like the ocean shit like. Understand if I ever saw something like this i...
“Aye run them pockets my boy”
glossy cloud
But for like the ocean shit like. Understand if I ever saw something like this i...
Lovecraftian ahh mf
frozen kernel
KSSSSSSSSHHHHHH BRBRBRBRBBRBRLLLDL KSSSSSSSHHHHH BRBRBRBRDL
gray ice
Lovecraftian ahh mf
But its REAL and I take immense issue with that
glossy cloud
**KSSSSSSSSHHHHHH BRBRBRBRBBRBRLLLDL KSSSSSSSHHHHH BRBRBRBRDL**
Fucking activated me like a sleeper agent
frozen kernel
Blood pressure raised +15%
gray ice
“Aye run them pockets my boy”
sterile stone
That’s something I don’t get
frozen kernel
You know it was funny playing Subnautica and seeing so many folks talk about running out of air in wrecks and such
delicate shadow
I love the ocean
sterile stone
Like we have guns meant for underwater fighting
The fuck are we sending people underwater for
frozen kernel
I was so afraid of dying like that from the one time I nearly ran out of air that I used flares and glow sticks
frozen kernel
Left trails of items
sterile stone
“You may die but that’s a risk I’m willing to take”
frozen kernel
Arma 3 underwater combat being abandoned instantly
delicate shadow
The fuck are we sending people underwater for
a lot of places you can only get to with people
sterile stone
a lot of places you can only get to with people
We still have straps for underwater shenanigans
delicate shadow
and a lot of operations you can only perform, with people
glossy cloud
The fuck are we sending people underwater for
Hate to say it but there are some things people are sent down there for which are arguably kinda essential
misty ravine
They found bro like this
dude died a lonely, painful, terrifying, and utterly needless death in Turnback Murderdeathcave after 3 days of suffering
he is survived by his loving wife and five children, his parents, extended family, close friends, and his colleagues at his $400k/year job
sterile stone
Let that great white pull up when I have 15 friends ready to greet his ass
glossy cloud
Like oil pipelines for one.
delicate shadow
oh you mean why are we not giving every diver a waterproofed gat? lmao
frozen kernel
Russians cutting the fucking ocean cables for the (X)th time
sterile stone
Yes
sterile stone
Like it’s better to have the strap and not need it
gray ice
We have liftoff
delicate shadow
I mean those things are like, not very good lol, they're single use and VERY expensive but yea
sterile stone
Than need it and watch Steve get his ass munched on like a Cici’s pizza slice
gray ice
Than need it and watch Steve get his ass munched on like a Cici’s pizza slice
Dang yall got cici's out in Texas? I'm sorry.
sterile stone
Dang yall got cici's out in Texas? I'm sorry.
I saw macaroni pizza on the table
delicate shadow
99% of diving accidents don't involve getting attacked by wildlife tho
sterile stone
I nearly got belligerent
gray ice
I thought it was contained to Florida
sterile stone
Hell nah
delicate shadow
and most of the wildlife accidents that do occur are like, you got rekt by a jellyfish or coral and a gun don't help you there
sterile stone
99% of diving accidents don't involve getting attacked by wildlife tho
The jelly fish can get out on a tshirt aswell
He shouldn’t have existed in my quadrant
Back up
We ain’t familiar like that
gray ice
If you shoot at a dolphin you better not miss
delicate shadow
me when I went swimming during stinger season and got hit by a bluebottle swarm
gray ice
Or its gonna get r o u g h
delicate shadow
Dolphins will do some cruel and unusual punishment to you if you piss them off
gray ice
It bothers me how cuddly they make dolphins out to be in media
They're psychos man
Appease it or face the wrath of khan
sterile stone
Dolphins will do some cruel and unusual punishment to you if you piss them off
I heard dolphins are the R Kelly of the ocean
frozen kernel
Just swimming around ||skullfucking|| a dead fish, dolphin Tuesday
frozen kernel
Dead fish’s head*
south prism
Tbh if anything, saying they can beat h40 easily is another sign of a wonderful ...
again this is just blaming the developers for something that's fundamentally a personal issue. if he's saying "A game without a goal is questionable" then that obviously indicates he doesn't seem to get that it's not a competitive pvp shooter with "top players" but expects the developers to do something about that. power creep is a separate issue that isn't a contributing factor to his very real personal problem of not understanding why he's not getting any more enjoyment out of a game he invested 3000 hours of his time in
sterile stone
>dude died a lonely, painful, terrifying, and utterly needless death in Turnback...
This pisses me off
plush estuary
south prism
https://tenor.com/view/boot-kitten-sunshine-gif-25527734
Is This Real
sterile stone
Bro threw it all away because he thought his life was boring
delicate shadow
y'all realise that MR.DN post is a very obvious troll post yeah?
frozen kernel
lol
sterile stone
Bro I really wanna see what having a lot of money is like, cause there’s gotta be something to it that makes wealthy people wanna do shit that can potentially kill them
south prism
y'all realise that MR.DN post is a very obvious troll post yeah?
i can't tell on the forums these days ¯_(ツ)_/¯
delicate shadow
please tell me this isn't something we're taking seriously
frozen kernel
Idk I just shake my head at salty online posts
plush estuary
y'all realise that MR.DN post is a very obvious troll post yeah?
who is DN?
sterile stone
please tell me this isn't something we're taking seriously
I hate for the love of the game, I don’t care if it was bait
frozen kernel
Genuinely the line between bait and actually restarted is very thin these days
Sometimes the latter is claimed as bait because the person is afraid of their epeen looking small when someone calls them an idiot
delicate shadow
who is DN?
Mr Diabetic Neuropathy
frozen kernel
¯_(ツ)_/¯
south prism
even so i do imagine players like this genuinely exist
glossy cloud
please tell me this isn't something we're taking seriously
Do you know how nonexistent the suspension of disbelief is these days?
plush estuary
Mr Diabetic Neuropathy
I set you up for a deez nuts joke. smh
glossy cloud
Look I just can't doubt anything anymore.
delicate shadow
I mean c'mon, the account is called MR.DN, it's his first post ever on the forum and it's VERY obviously bait without even considering those factors
frozen kernel
They absolutely exist
south prism
am i being admin abused for engaging with something i saw that just made me think and want to discuss it with my fellow peers
i'm calling the real life police
glossy cloud
I just saw the screenie Aquila 😭
frozen kernel
Wee woo
glossy cloud
I have no context for this.
delicate shadow
admin abuse would be I mute you for 5 minutes
south prism
cops are already on the way
delicate shadow
like what I'm about to do to argus for fun
sterile stone
What the fuck did I do
frozen kernel
Heavy are the hips that peg
delicate shadow
resisting bumps it up to 10 mins
glossy cloud
Heavy are the hips that peg
😳
gray ice
I saw him do it
delicate shadow
sure, I'll review it in 3-5 business days
sterile stone
I saw him do it
Gots to be the number one opp in my life
south prism
I mean c'mon, the account is called MR.DN, it's his first post ever on the forum...
also in my defense i did do my due diligence and tried checking the guy's profile but it's hidden and inaccessible to me so checkmate atheist
delicate shadow
I'll have you know I'm a fence sitting agnostic
delicate shadow
maybe we can compromise and have half a god
glossy cloud
Demigod?
gray ice
I'll have you know I'm a fence sitting agnostic
pick a side
- he yelled from across the street
frozen kernel
You know what
I was gonna give you Clad but he got shot like last year?
south prism
my screenshot tool broke god fucking damn it
frozen kernel
You got a good hearted public defender
delicate shadow
I was gonna give you Clad but he got shot like last year?
correct
sterile stone
I was gonna give you Clad but he got shot like last year?
If I had Clad as a defense lawyer I’d be beyond fucked
Brother woulda got me EXTRA years
glossy cloud
no like a bisected yahweh
That is. A terminology I simply wasn't expecting.
gray ice
No parole
glossy cloud
Bravo.
delicate shadow
If I had Clad as a defense lawyer I’d be beyond fucked
Clad would come in saying that actually we need MORE punitive justice
sterile stone
maybe we can compromise and have half a god
In some fantasy universe there’s a demigod that’s just a snarky tavern barista
sterile stone
Clad would come in saying that actually we need MORE punitive justice
Brother woulda advocated me to go to the pillories
frozen kernel
“You see your honor, I believe the punishment should be escalated to public flogging”
gray ice
There's a ruckus clip I wanna post and im tempted to take the suspension
sterile stone
There's a ruckus clip I wanna post and im tempted to take the suspension
I’ve had too many reaction images I can’t post
That woulda been perfect lay ups
Then I remembered
This is an Arby’s
gray ice
Thought this was a Wendy's
hearty nebula
“You see your honor, I believe the punishment should be escalated to public flog...
your honor, we should skin them alive in a denny's parking lot
frozen kernel
I’m gonna get the slowdown reinstateeeeed 🗣️
glossy cloud
Denny’s actually makes decent burgers
Anything that isn't the platters that aren't exclusively breakfast
Is decent.
frozen kernel
I like Dennys I just can’t justify spending that much on breakfast at 4am
sterile stone
I’ve never tried Denny’s breakfast
frozen kernel
It does slap tho
sterile stone
@gray ice y’all still have meltdown?
frozen kernel
All American
frozen kernel
Fuck ihop
gray ice
<@206267213303382017> y’all still have meltdown?
You mean upcharged dennys