zealot-class

[frozen kernel]

One of these days I need to do twins hardcore for the penance

[frosty herald]

Ainz is cooked if admech doesnt have tac axe

[spare talon]

no one ever uses physical attacks man but i could see what he does with it

[frozen kernel]

I swear I did it before penances were a thing but I don’t have it and most everything else was retro so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hexed igloo]

Ainz I always saw you as just a regular Joe and frankly learning you're cut from a different cloth to the rest of us has hurt me

[spare talon]

[plush estuary]

taxe and shotpistol

[hexed igloo]

highly specialized

[frozen kernel]

Reddit posts doing heavy lifting with the AI

[plush estuary]

"warp spawns"

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/chihuahua-uncomfortable-gif-317720649137245860

[frosty herald]

with some digging you can usually retrace the reddit post the ai takes the text from

[plush estuary]

yeah

cause ai doesnt make anything itself

it just steals

ai slop

[frozen kernel]

Hey, one stolen Reddit posts mean at least someone wrote about you

[hexed igloo]

Any publicity is good publicity

[spare talon]

ive seen that post before

[hexed igloo]

Didn't realize I was talking shit with celebrities

[placid fiber]

smthing smthing "Epic_Cole eats babies"

[spare talon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1eybtfw/just_witnessed_the_best_player_ive_ever_seen/

[plush estuary]

lmao

warp spawn

[frosty herald]

warp spawn

[spare talon]

i can find a clip of that game too

[frozen kernel]

Warp spawn there it is lmao

[hexed igloo]

Epic Cole is using the braintube to cheat in darktide

[void bison]

just got back from Google the search engine is it true that Epic_Cole, the world's best darktide player, eats babies?

[frozen kernel]

Actual psyker smh

[frosty herald]

hes using his sandevistan

[placid fiber]

Epic_Cole is so good they have to tube him to nerf him

[hexed igloo]

I was thinking more like that guy that used the vibrating buttplug to cheat at chess

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1276055458595078206/Warhammer_40-000-_Darktide_-_2024-07-04_12-48-10_AM.mp4?ex=69fb7f01&is=69fa2d81&hm=850c950ad732c7ef170a4ee02497d6cdaf53f92a8077296025a1cbc8f1ca7930&

[hexed igloo]

Like the brain tube does something to warn him of threats

[frosty herald]

sigh.

[spare talon]

embed please

there we go

[placid fiber]

"Cole gets munched in 4k"

[hexed igloo]

That dog from the smoke parry was fucking insane

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[hexed igloo]

I didn't see that little bastard at all

[placid fiber]

I barely saw it

[wheat matrix]

what website can I watch this on?

[spare talon]

im pretty sure i didnt but i could actually hear it approach and generally knew where it was cuz of that

[placid fiber]

*ornhub

[austere grail]

Get in a game and spectate

Your life will change

[hexed igloo]

No, I don't play darktide

[austere grail]

Understood

[frozen kernel]

I look at having to watch the gorillas play as my penance for dying, so I try not to do that

[placid fiber]

I've never played darktide cough cough

[hexed igloo]

But nah I'm pretty competent because I don't like spectating console players it pisses me off

[frozen kernel]

Also when I die, that’s usually when the mission falls apart because I am the hair covered masking tape holding it all together

[placid fiber]

Rookie numbers compared to Cole, I know

[hexed igloo]

I can comfortably do auric with scum/zealot/arbites

[austere grail]

https://tenor.com/view/slow-turn-black-klansman-adam-driver-awkward-silence-slow-awkward-turn-gif-6271096069093594952

[hexed igloo]

I'm no havoc chud but

[austere grail]

Console players turning to kill a trapper

[frozen kernel]

Oh yeah I just can’t redeem expeditions and hav, sometimes the game is just lost

[placid fiber]

(Console ^) vs (PC v)

[frozen kernel]

Expeditions because the inner teammate in me wants to save everyone but then I gotta hit the gate

[frozen kernel]

Then the director spawns 3 bosses, 10000 crushers, and random lightning strikes in the flame/tox puddles

[hexed igloo]

My mouse is set to 9000dpi

Go on, give it a try

[placid fiber]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ceiling-fan-spinning--k01KQX23DN4HQ8R5SVPDDRTMMK8

[frozen kernel]

I play on 1750 because it’s a happy medium

[hexed igloo]

I got the freespinning scroll wheel too ain't no mf in the elevator spinning and weapswapping faster than me

[frozen kernel]

I wish I had one of those lol

[placid fiber]

Freespinning scroll wheel fucks me up

[hexed igloo]

It's useless outside of the elevator I literally never use it

I can toggle

[placid fiber]

Well... it would if I left weapon swapping on my mouse wheel

[frozen kernel]

I just spam For Atoma and jerk my stim in the corner

[hexed igloo]

If I have shivs I'll just throw em at the arbites or whatever

[frozen kernel]

Maybe do a backwards 360 slide because it looks funny on Ogryn

[placid fiber]

the non-free spinning mouse wheel screwed me up in darktide, which is why I removed weapon swapping from my mouse wheel

[hexed igloo]

I have it there I just don't use it

I just q

[frozen kernel]

^

[placid fiber]

yeah I just q

[hexed igloo]

It took some overwriting muscle memory but it's better

[frozen kernel]

I wish all grenades could do the pin spinning animation

[hexed igloo]

As a consequence in all games where I have 2 guns I set swap to q

[frozen kernel]

Source engine has me by the balls with Q swap

[hexed igloo]

You should play far far west

[frozen kernel]

I was born in the Q swap, raised in it

[hexed igloo]

Leveredge my beloved

[frozen kernel]

I didn’t see the light of a scroll wheel until I was a man

[placid fiber]

q swap was more natural to me than mouse wheel swap imo

[frozen kernel]

In scroll-less ball mouse we trust

[hexed igloo]

I just have like everything possible on my mouse

I got the 3 thumb buttons, 2 extra index buttons

[placid fiber]

I could care less about the scroll wheel, it causes problems for my unstable fingers

[hexed igloo]

Carpal tunnel fears me

My dpi is so high I don't even need to move my wrist I fine-tune aim by literally just shifting my pinky and thumb

[frozen kernel]

The side buttons are actually really nice

I’m only getting carpal tunnel from my fucking chair losing its height and my forearm resting on the sharp desk edge

[hexed igloo]

You gotta chamfer that desk edge vro

[obsidian prairie]

Fillet it

Chamfer is just 45 instead of 90

[frozen kernel]

I need the Ghost big tiddy mouse pad my ex had

Something like that

[spare talon]

@obsidian prairie he one hands it with spinning slashes

[obsidian prairie]

FUCK

Whatever

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/404soob-pepe-pp-gif-21552696

[obsidian prairie]

Just another narukami w

One of the only people to ever hold a sword right in persona

[spare talon]

lemme see if theres a character that two hands it

oh ok i guess
he two hands it during the animation of his special thing, but thats it because its a buff so it doesnt hit anything and just does that

[placid fiber]

Everyone knows when you 2 hand something you're buffing your friends

[obsidian prairie]

Narukami really is just the eternal goat

They should have him show up for deus ex machina

[frozen kernel]

Narukami won, got the good ending, and went home.

-Makoto effectively dies
-Joker is trapped in limbo being eternally milked by Atlas

[obsidian prairie]

Not even effectively

He is just dead for all intents and purposes

Does get to be Jesus though so thats pretty cool

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/chihuahua-uncomfortable-gif-317720649137245860

That last line

[frozen kernel]

Become door

[scenic drift]

I tried 16k at sensor for a while, but games not supporting low enough sensitivity is what made me go back to 1200 effective dpi (2400 at sensor)

Indeed darktide is one of the games, but at least there's a mod for fixing it.

[hexed igloo]

Idk what the "at sensor" is afaik the number I see is the effective dpi

[scenic drift]

effective dpi is whatever your mouse dpi is x whatever your ingame sensitivity is.

[spare talon]

@obsidian prairie ryuji or haru dont really count but they 2 hand it
theres a character that two hands a pickaxe, and a character who two hands a staff sometimes, and another who does the same with a trident

[scenic drift]

your mouse dpi can be 16k, but if you have 0.1 sens in-game, it's effectively only 1600

[placid fiber]

puts ingame sensitivity up to 20

[scenic drift]

assuming the game doesn't have weird scaling.

[obsidian prairie]

I'm beefing with people one handing long/bastard swords specifically

[hexed igloo]

Oh okay yeah idk what effective dpi would be, it's still pretty stupid high, i just pick a random number that feels about right

[obsidian prairie]

That twink's sword was tall as he was, he should be using both hands

[placid fiber]

moves mouse 1 micrometer
does 3 360's

[spare talon]

not a single person who uses a sword two hands them for attacks in this game

[hexed igloo]

If I had to guess in darktide it's set to 0.4, so still pretty high

Iirc

It's either 0.4 or 0.8

[placid fiber]

I think mine is 0.5 or 0.6

[scenic drift]

yes, I had to get a mod to do 0.05 for darktide at 16k 🫠

[hexed igloo]

But why

[placid fiber]

couldn't you just do 0.1 at 8k?

[scenic drift]

yes

[hexed igloo]

Like at 9k if I move my mouse 1cm it's covered both my monitors

I don't see the point in going even to 9k lmao

[scenic drift]

you lower the windows and game sense accordingly

the benefit is lower latency

[hexed igloo]

I mean I can just set my mouse to update quicker too

[scenic drift]

timestamped for latency comparison
https://youtu.be/imYBTj2RXFs?t=192

[hexed igloo]

So there's a grand total of ~8ms difference between 100 and 3200 dpi

Uh

I think you need some genuinely inhuman reaction speeds to make use of that

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[hexed igloo]

Like faster than a cat, which is already pretty dann fast

[shadow spruce]

dann

[hexed igloo]

I think the agreed upon reaction time in humans is 10ms?

Or something like that

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1390370379184214097/1395909752189620286/togif-34.gif?width=644&height=960

[scenic drift]

it depends on other circumstances as well, on flick shots, the effect is much less, than moving the mouse slower: https://youtu.be/6AoRfv9W110?t=295

[hexed igloo]

I was off by an order of magnitude median according to human benchmark is 273ms for visual stimuli

[scenic drift]

And it's free latency reduction, assuming you already have a mouse from this decade.

[zinc talon]

yknow I'm not too worried about my own latency reductio

what I'd like to know is how to get into matches with people who have really high latency

where's the guide on that

[shadow spruce]

not for u

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/door-man-lag-door-lag-gif-16498573063139890172

[shadow spruce]

womp

[scenic drift]

buy a console, disable crossplay and use one of those mnk adapters

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-going-to-beat-you-to-death-cat-mr-potato-mr-potato-cat-esmbot-gif-22848174

[zinc talon]

ha

https://tenor.com/view/nope-gif-975489253273843974

[shadow spruce]

kevin hi

hi kevin

[zinc talon]

CRACKER

"what'd you call me"

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/the-last-of-us2-lev-tlou2-fat-geralt-lev-punched-gif-18141870

[zinc talon]

do you actually have an african grey

[shadow spruce]

yes

[zinc talon]

that'd so fuckin cool

[shadow spruce]

he has an kevin

[zinc talon]

how old is he

[shadow spruce]

"woa"

[zinc talon]

they live to like, 50 or something don't they

[void bison]

60-70

[zinc talon]

sheesh

talk about a companion

[hexed igloo]

Its a latency reduction that'll do nothing for 99.9% of the population tho

[zinc talon]

fully fluent in english and knows what the words mean?

or just kinda, uh, I dunno, parroting what you say?

[void bison]

he knows things from dark places

[scenic drift]

It compounds with all other factors, though.

But hey, if you don't feel the difference, then you don't have to change anything.

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-hop-on-warhammer40k-gif-27317382

oh shit I am SLIPPING

new cosmetics were like, what

five days ago

[full nebula]

recycle

[zinc talon]

dammit

[full nebula]

actually a recycle this time, nothing new

a recent one though

[zinc talon]

blarg then I def have em

[zinc talon]

wish there were a website or somethin that told you the % you have of total offered

[frozen kernel]

Kriegslop

[zinc talon]

I might be the only person who could technically have over 100%

[frozen kernel]

Sadgryn

[full nebula]

bro im so tired that im playing ark, getting a message, reading it, then immediately forgetting what I was doing in ark

like 3 times

[void bison]

they call that demenantu8aia

[full nebula]

sleep deprivation induced

[zinc talon]

remember what the therapist said, use your words

not your anger

[full nebula]

data mined?

[zinc talon]

nope

forbidden sale

they fucked up the store cycle for like, 45 minutes one time and put stuff up they didn't mean to

and if you bought it before they corrected it, you kept it

[frozen kernel]

Ha

Jesus

[zinc talon]

for whatever reason, they've still never offered this headpiece

like over a year later

[frozen kernel]

They’ve also never brought back certain sets

[full nebula]

they should do that more often, make people panic buy and get more fomo

[zinc talon]

ha

[frozen kernel]

They released once, and just never again

[full nebula]

this game is abysmal dogshit for cosmetics to dollar

[frozen kernel]

But Kriegslop always makes some pocket change to go hit the town so they can always cycle it in

[zinc talon]

yeah I have a couple of those, I used to be fuckin setting my alarm clock to 4am thursday mornings just to see if they'd fuck up the store again

[full nebula]

gotta keep running that krieg for all the malice console vets to buy

[scenic drift]

I still have the credits from the nvidia emperor edition key that I bought off ebay for 22€

Because I have the anti-fomo. I have the "what if next week, they'll put an actually cool skin in".

[zinc talon]

gotta claw back those free aquilas somehow

[frozen kernel]

Release new mode with single free cosmetic set that matches with nothing but itself or other paid cosmetics

Oh excuse me actually, two sets just recolors of each other

[zinc talon]

I think they eventually started to offer the ones that were all-but one time sales

[scenic drift]

though the double coat for psyker tempted me

and the plate armor for zealot

[zinc talon]

like I think they offered this set of the same armor again

[full nebula]

think I remember that

[scenic drift]

Maybe when they do chaos wastes for darktide, I'll finally spend on cosmetics.

[zinc talon]

eh darktide is my one vice

I've wanted a game like darktide since Iw as in like, middle school

[full nebula]

best we'll probably get is slapping some randomized talents into expeditions and calling it a day

[zinc talon]

and I'm finally in a position to think a hundred bucks every store cycle is acceptable for my finances

so I'm a whale's whale in darktide and darktide alone

[scenic drift]

at least you whale in darktide

and not in a gacha

[zinc talon]

ha

oop, I lied

this, and helldivers

[full nebula]

I buy cosmetics but I only buy shit I like a lot

[zinc talon]

I have every cosmetic in helldivers tsoo

[glossy nimbus]

Its jover.

[full nebula]

if i even remotely dislike an outfit i dont buy it

thats why i dont have that one ^

[zinc talon]

I've gotten to that point

I don't buy veteran cosmetics hardly at all anymore

to give you an idea of how much I like veteran, I don't have one, I have two

and both are rank 1 underwear models for the cosmetics I buy them

[full nebula]

buying cosmetics for 4 classes is expensive, so I usually don't get more than like a set maybe two if they're really good

[zinc talon]

never played a match as one

yeah especially these days, some store cycles the ask for everything on every page is like, $150

[full nebula]

i do buy a good bit of weapon skins, but even those I'll only buy the ones that change the design enough

like that one sllightly longer plasmagun skin

bruh

same shit almost

[zinc talon]

yeah weapon skins used to be a sticking point for me

[full nebula]

I usually buy staff skins and shit pretty much everytime

they've been doing some pretty nice ones the last few months

[zinc talon]

back when all weapon skins were like this

same model, same textures, different color

[full nebula]

yep

[zinc talon]

like cmon guys

[full nebula]

drop troopers knife

[frozen kernel]

Slightly different hilt which spends most of the time off screen

Brilliant marketing

[zinc talon]

ha in your hand, exactly

https://tenor.com/view/blank-stare-justin-timberlake-meh-gif-5436831

[frozen kernel]

That is prolly the worst offender I’ve seen

[zinc talon]

maybe, maybe if they were only ever one off sales

never to be reoffered

then it's something the whales could get sweaty over which one they had

[frozen kernel]

Or you know

Event rewards

[frozen kernel]

Oh no you don’t like the wet diarrhea dripping portrait frame from the wet sharts event?

[zinc talon]

now this one actually is different, notice the aquila you see

it's different you see

[frozen kernel]

They should both be commissary wtf

[zinc talon]

I tell myself this is some internal power struggle at FS and some slick new exec is forcing the resale under different names

[plush estuary]

gw

[zinc talon]

it keeps me from mailing their head office letters full of glitter

ha, could be

[frozen kernel]

Swedish game devs tend to make baffling decisions internally

[full nebula]

See I only buy the ones that change the design enough. I only have that one with the bolted plate, the white one, and the one that comes with that one set with the full armor looking shit

[frozen kernel]

But they fail upwards so it works out ig

[zinc talon]

I kinda wish they'd do a couple more of those every-weapon skin bundles they did a time or two

[full nebula]

cant remember

[zinc talon]

like this skin, you got for every single weapon they had a model for

[full nebula]

right side 3rd one down is one of the better shield designs

[zinc talon]

most-used by far

[full nebula]

my favorite cleaver skins are probably the dagger and one with the large belly at the front

yep riot shield from scion? idk set

[sterile basalt]

Enforcer

[frozen kernel]

Branx Mastery shield is just too loud tbh

[full nebula]

thats one of the better skins, actually transformative. what the shit should actually be the level of

[frozen kernel]

HS Deluxe shivs being a pair of scissors

[full nebula]

thats a good one actually, but funny enough I didnt buy the cosmetic pack for scum lol

I do like the broken pipe ones a lot, thats what I use normally

[frozen kernel]

The shiv and crowbar skins were so dope and then the DAPs they just went “lol here’s a strip of hazard tape”

Kinda wished you’d get a whole ramshackle arsenal set where you’d get a couple “zip gun” looking skins for stuff like DB, Autogun, Shredder

[zinc talon]

I know the helm's from a different set but that's cuz okri made sergeant

but this is my favorite looking set they've released

and now, those lights around the neck actually cast and project light

[frozen kernel]

Oooh

[frozen kernel]

My buddy hates all the sets with shoulder candles and I call him a wiener lol

[zinc talon]

ha

[full nebula]

I wish fatshark would be smart enough to just bite the bullet, use their fucking outsourcing shit, and bank a bunch of cosmetics for rotation, its been almost a year without arbitrator cosmetics

[frozen kernel]

I’m like “one of those candles represents your life, pray it doesn’t go out”

[zinc talon]

I have a candlemaxxing set for zealot

[full nebula]

they outsource anyway, pay more money

fucking tencent

[zinc talon]

yep

[shadow spruce]

the skins just suck

all

[zinc talon]

that's who I expect is forcing these shit ideas onto the cosmetics store

cuz they were the ones that forced the cosmetics store in the first place

[frozen kernel]

What’s hilarious is that so many folks would happily pay the tithe

[zinc talon]

almost killed my beloved goddamn game with it too

[frozen kernel]

But they’re only offered dogshit

Not even nice enough to trigger FOMO

[zinc talon]

I had no idea how close darktide came to going under around the time of the cosmetics store debut

global matchmaking needs about 5,000 concurrent users to work properly, or did at the time

[frozen kernel]

Especially after the launch

Forced ray tracing

RNG loot

[zinc talon]

and darktide was sitting at like, 3500-6000 for a couple months

[frozen kernel]

“Let’s add a cash shop”

[shadow spruce]

wait wait wait forced rtx?

[zinc talon]

just staring over the edge into the abyss

[frozen kernel]

In the very beginning yeah

[shadow spruce]

thats insane

[frozen kernel]

You could turn it off in your launcher but it didn’t do shit

[zinc talon]

how's that work?

[frozen kernel]

You had to go into the .ini

Even if your card didn’t support it, it would eat resources trying

[scenic drift]

wasn't it a bug with settings and you could make sure it's off by editing user_settings?

[zinc talon]

did that like, hurt people who didn't have an rtx capable card or something, I don't understand

ah

gotcha

[shadow spruce]

should i skyrim or arma 3

[frozen kernel]

Yeah my laptop was like “god emperor give me strength”

[zinc talon]

hah

[frozen kernel]

Once I turned it off the game was mostly playable, albeit with kinda long load times

1060 stronk

[scenic drift]

Heroes Olden Era.

[frozen kernel]

Thank god I have a new PC now and I just get to wait on everyone else’s hamster to run the wheel

[frozen kernel]

Apex Campaign always worth a play

[shadow spruce]

i dont do da arma campaigns

[frozen kernel]

noob

[zinc talon]

oh neat

[frozen kernel]

4, attack that Rifleman. 200m

[zinc talon]

they actually cast light in game and not just in the loadout screen

[shadow spruce]

man one hundred meters front

[frozen kernel]

No can do!

[frozen kernel]

Aw that’s so seeet

[zinc talon]

PTSD flashbacks from playing arma 2

[frozen kernel]

Dammit Fisher

That’s 3 rituals

[scenic drift]

pay2win on lights out?

[frozen kernel]

Mission is over

[zinc talon]

you and your entire platoon completely destroyed by a single machinegunner behind a bush at 2km

helicopters, apcs, doesn't matter

[frozen kernel]

Remember candle zealots being flashlights?

Good times…

[full nebula]

those new cyclops ogryn helmets have been pretty sick

very lazy recolors

but cool design

"new" months old

[shadow spruce]

oooh i could voices of the void

[lunar fable]

@frosty herald @sterile stone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h3pZCdwtlE

Swords are pretty much confirmed

A sword was shown in the last teaser

This lady talks about a champion, and the new community manager a while back posted a gif from the movie gladiator which are both duelist ascendancies

And duelist is the sword class

[zinc talon]

I wish I still liked isometric games

path of exile certainly has a cool look

[lunar fable]

Also reveal livestream in 2 days

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-13724048537815479089

[zinc talon]

oh shit oh shit

conan exiles remaster dropped today

time to get my server fired back up

[scenic drift]

Same, I tried d4 and poe2, but just can't get excited about it anymore.

[zinc talon]

D4 burnt me on buying the big fancy box for a new game just cuz of past titles being good

[spare talon]

this game has been in development for how long and theyre finally adding swords to the game?

[zinc talon]

also the fundamental limitations of being able to fire while walking backwards

[sterile stone]

One day Merc will get his 2nd class

One day

[zinc talon]

I can kill thousands of demons of hell as quick as they can spawn

but I can't moonwalk

[sterile stone]

@gray ice https://x.com/gio__palace/status/2051740978579390831?s=46&t=QYdQ_EAvOrvMITlUkVH4Gw

𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 (@gio__palace)

Can I offer you a Horchata in these trying times

X · May 5, 2026, 7:09 PM

[lunar fable]

wym 2nd class

[lunar fable]

yea idk what they were thinking not having duelist in first

[zinc talon]

oh, sidebar from earlier, this weapon trinket also casts and projects light in-game

in mission I mean

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/bender-futurama-neat-wow-gif-5744318

[zinc talon]

not much, not far, but it's there

yeah, things that make you go 'huh'

[full nebula]

good that they focus on priorities

[sterile stone]

Like how some classes have alternate picks

[lunar fable]

o

yea that's duelist

he's the sword guy

[sterile stone]

He’s Merc’s alt?

What the fuck

[lunar fable]

probably my favorite class

he's the original str/dex class

merc is new and exclusive to poe2

[sterile stone]

I miss me grenades

I was on a path for great things man

[zinc talon]

god I am so close to the 1shot

keep scratching at the gates of greatness

https://tenor.com/view/fry-salivate-gif-25920168

[visual stream]

I am constantly jealous of ogryn players

[zinc talon]

other classes do things ogri never could for sure

but man on the whole of it

I swear the most powerful ability they've ever given us is ragdolling stuff by sidestepping into them, unironically

[visual stream]

The light spam alone is so strong

God forbid they remember they have heavies LOL

[zinc talon]

now if I'm outta stamina or in a tight spot, I just introduce heretic to ogryn ass

and backpedal through the crowd

yeah the powermaul light 3/4 repeating got a real glow up recently

I think for everything smaller than a rager l3/l4 spam is the fastest to kill

certainly horde is

current high score with a single powermaul detonation

opportunist sure is great and might be what'd tip me over the edge on crusher oneshots, maybe maybe not

but this's why I'll never give up the advanced shockwave or whatever that makes the detonation fire twice and reach further

https://tenor.com/view/sauron-lordof-the-rings-smash-hit-swing-gif-4849903

[hexed igloo]

What is horchata

I thought it was a sauce

Like ranch

[carmine lance]

Horchata is like mexican hot chocolate, at least that’s how I’ve had it described to me

[sterile stone]

What no

[chrome wave]

huh

[sterile stone]

Horchata is iced

[carmine lance]

I just said that’s how I’ve had it explained to me!

[hexed igloo]

So it's just an iced chocolate milk

[sterile stone]

It’s toasted rice,cinnamon, and star anise

No

It’s rice cinnamon and star anise

That’s toasted

Then blended with water

[hexed igloo]

So it's an iced chocolate milk with rice cinnamon and star anise

And you blowtorch the top?

[sterile stone]

There is no milk you fucking primate

[hexed igloo]

Whys it white then

[sterile stone]

THE RICE

[chrome wave]

haha that was a sick kill on that dude in the 2nd quadrant

[sterile stone]

it’s literal rice

[shadow spruce]

Theres only brown rice

[hexed igloo]

If there was rice in it I'd be able to see the grains

[sterile stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/iMsdY1xwE0A?si=0N8LIa_wePdmpNKH

[hexed igloo]

Not this fuckin guy

[sterile stone]

What you got against Jose

[hexed igloo]

Idk I just don't like him the vibes are off

[sterile stone]

Anyways

The drink is simple as fuck to make

And most Mexican resteraunts sell it

[hexed igloo]

If I'm watching someone cook it's either Max Miller, Babish, or some random Japanese trucker guy making the most banger lookin instant ramen on a hotplate in the passenger seat of his truck

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/the-drink-trunks-dbz-mirai-trunks-gif-11864475108082981589

[sterile stone]

Bro claims someone’s vibes are off

But mentions babish

Ok buddy

[hexed igloo]

I genuinely don't know what people have against babish

Literally just a bald dude cookin

Like I see a fair amount of babish hate what did he do

[median steeple]

I think because he slopified is stuff

went from just cooking to like

[tranquil bone]

Eh just kinda fell off.

[median steeple]

"I tried out all this (insert item) from different brands"

[hexed igloo]

I like the babish tierlists :((

I think he's a funny guy

[median steeple]

I think they're fine tbh

it's just like it's clearly a trend thing imo

[carmine lance]

People dislike babish?

[hexed igloo]

Like yeah I get it he ain't just cooking random shit for the hell of it but like it's his job now so like

[carmine lance]

I haven’t watched him in a minute but he was genuinely interesting

I liked hearing the reasoning behind the steps

[tranquil bone]

He got to a point where it felt like he was just chasing the algo extremely transparently

[carmine lance]

Ah

[deft badge]

https://youtu.be/beqc3KsVwEY?si=TRj2okxgZwX-YGRq

Enjoy

[tranquil bone]

With very little passion

[carmine lance]

I mean, man’s gotta pay rent

[hexed igloo]

I know this fucker

[sterile stone]

It’s not him per se

It’s just the person he’s become

[carmine lance]

Gotchya

[tranquil bone]

Yeah sure, but it made the vibes awful imo

[deft badge]

Cursed channel

[sterile stone]

That’s what happens when you’re entire brand goes from cool passionate ideas

To corporate algorithm slop

Some people are pissed he paywalls some of his stuff but that’s whatever

But the bigger gripe is just how soulless his content feels

@hexed igloo he did make a chocolate milk version tho

[glossy cloud]

I feel like Joshua Weissman is more to blame tbh

Not that Babish's content doesn't have this issue

[sterile stone]

Wasn’t Weissman outed for being a horrible asshole to people

[hexed igloo]

Babish has gone from a great cooking channel to a solid cooking channel like meh yeah its not as good as the old days but it's not bad

[glossy cloud]

But I definitely saw it coming way harder from Joshua

[tranquil bone]

He did the same just way faster and more aggressively

I liked his first like half dozen videos until he started exaggerating the personality so hard

[hexed igloo]

if you spend $50 on ingredients and spend 4hr cooking you can make a burger better than a big mac

[sterile stone]

This is probably just the natural progression of most people when they get bigger

[glossy cloud]

And I think Joshua's inflated popularity from sensationalizing food content infected it like the plague

[tranquil bone]

Wisemann definitely feels like he has a way bigger ego

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I watched like his first few videos or whatever but meh

Josh, I mean

[glossy cloud]

If anything

[violet hornet]

Imo he pushed too hard to make it his only gig

[glossy cloud]

I'd say Joshua quite literally is the Mr. Beast of food content on YouTube lmao

[violet hornet]

Really diluted what made his channel special at the start

[hexed igloo]

Nah dude have you ever seen Guga

That's peak right there

[glossy cloud]

I mean this in a bad way.

[hexed igloo]

Mf dry aging beef in a vat of honey for like 3 years

[glossy cloud]

Guga is actually creative with what he does.

[hexed igloo]

We love guga

[violet hornet]

Besides Matty Matheson is the best food YouTuber anyways lol

[hexed igloo]

Nah uwos lab is he's answering the real questions like what if you smoke beef with 500 cigarettes

[violet hornet]

Guy could cook a can of chef boyardee and make it entertaining

[glossy cloud]

I'm talking about the constant sensationalization of food content to the point where its no longer truly relatable to the average person.

[violet hornet]

But has he made a shrimp parm?

[glossy cloud]

And it's just making content for the sake of clicks and views rather than for the actual love of the game.

[hexed igloo]

He made a britslop meal of a meat pie, mushy peas and mashed potato and it actually looked fire

[sterile stone]

I actually made a cheese butter guga made

[hexed igloo]

Guga makes food for fat people

[sterile stone]

That’s why I love his channel

Sometimes I just wanna be fat

[median steeple]

I've been tempted to buy a dry aging machine

[hexed igloo]

Look at that man you can tell he cooks damn good

[median steeple]

because of him

[hexed igloo]

Can't u dry age shit in ur fridge

[sterile stone]

I could never in my life dedicated myself to dry aging meat

[tranquil bone]

Dry aging can be awesome but id probably just still pay for someone else to do it

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I'm not a fan of leaving meat uncovered in my fridge for 3 weeks

[median steeple]

a dedicated thing is fucking

[sterile stone]

Then it’s up to you to scrape off all that excess mold

[median steeple]

vacuum sealing it I've seen

[hexed igloo]

No if there's mold at all you fucked up

[sterile stone]

What no

[hexed igloo]

You just cut off the pellicles

[median steeple]

yes

[sterile stone]

There’s whole ass machines for this

That can fit on your counter

[median steeple]

Guga literally does this

[hexed igloo]

Yeap

[median steeple]

it's a vacuum seal bag lol

[hexed igloo]

Iirc it's got ways for air to circulate so the outer layer oxidizes properly

[sterile stone]

Did you see he soaked a steak in chili oil

[hexed igloo]

What hasn't he soaked a steak in

[sterile stone]

And one in mad honey

[median steeple]

I do that

[sterile stone]

Honestly this

[median steeple]

I marinate my steaks in honey

It's very good

[sterile stone]

No no

[hexed igloo]

You'd think he's Mormon the amount of soaking guga does

[sterile stone]

MAD Honey

[median steeple]

is that the spicy stuff

or something

idk

[glossy cloud]

...no

[sterile stone]

lol no

[glossy cloud]

It's uh

[sterile stone]

You trip balls

[hexed igloo]

It's hallucinogenic

[median steeple]

oh lame

[glossy cloud]

Psychedelic honey

[sterile stone]

It’s expensive as fuck too

Like $500 for a jar expensive

[hexed igloo]

And probably a felony in california

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/Saboogus/status/2051794221959397512?s=20

Sabuuchi (CEO of Bans) (@Saboogus)

Was tagged in a Warframe video for apparently being part of the "Toxic Positivity Crowd" (lmao??) and the video is filled with Terry Davis styled schizoid ramblings. Its so fucking funny. This isn't even out of context. He just randomly starts talking about trump and lesbians. 😭

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[sterile stone]

I’m now interested in seeing if he soaked a steak in milk

[hexed igloo]

Explode

[median steeple]

nah man

that's too far

[sterile stone]

Yep

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/its-always-sunny-gif-8651326

[sterile stone]

He did

He soaked a steak in buttermilk

https://youtu.be/Q3yiVgzmnnI?si=kTIDOxuwJPUvV5ek

[median steeple]

dude has cheese mold on his steak

[sterile stone]

He did a Nutella steak aswell

At some point you really gotta ask

Why

[median steeple]

we gotta put him down

[glossy cloud]

Counterpoint: Why not?

[sterile stone]

Would you legit try a Nutella steak

[glossy cloud]

Damn right I would.

I don't know if I'd like it.

[sterile stone]

That is criminal

[glossy cloud]

But I'd try it just to try it at least.

[sterile stone]

I respect the initiative

But god damn that sounds horrid

[sterile stone]

https://youtu.be/p3XOF5EK7Kk?si=CHeoUcX0CE0QJ8h3

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/kirara-hoshi-hakari-kinji-jjk-season-3-hakari-kirara-gif-4903896406868712266

yeah man that shit looks

cartoon honey

like something winnie the poo would eat

[violet hornet]

There's a few meat dishes with chocolate, like curry, chili, and mole but only the last one has it as a main flavor from what I understand

[glossy cloud]

Also we're out here talking about how out of the norm Guga's stuff is.

[violet hornet]

hard time picturing it with hazelnut tho

[glossy cloud]

Are we really gonna forget the goat, Ordinary Sausage?

[sterile stone]

I don’t know ordinary sausage

However

[glossy cloud]

Oh buddy

[sterile stone]

I know future canoe

[glossy cloud]

Do I have something for you

[median steeple]

the last time I watched a full on like food video that wasn't uhhh

[glossy cloud]

https://youtu.be/TWhKQI9ZJkg?si=OXkK_yKA5T68R8W3

[median steeple]

those behind the scenes videos on food places

was upisnotjumps pickle video

[sterile stone]

My stomach hurt already

[median steeple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOyYpmSkNM dude eats a bunch of pickles then makes his own

pretty sure a jar explodes on him

[glossy cloud]

https://youtu.be/foWm8Nont4g?si=ZTuOvRC9sn1JKt1l

[void bison]

stupid idiot dog creature thing

he doesnt know that he is

[glossy cloud]

No thought in his visible eye

[sterile stone]

My soul hurts

[glossy cloud]

Only dog

[sterile stone]

So I told my boys about this one

This shit right here is actually hazardous

[void bison]

pure dumbass

[glossy cloud]

Oh I'm aware. They definitely became aware too after the video LMAO

[sterile stone]

Looking at this

Reminds me of how different Europe is to NA

Like seeing eggs not in a refrigerated area and just sitting out

Seems so odd

[median steeple]

better food laws

since they don't basically omega bleach their stuff

I would prefer EU eggs for the sole purpose

tired of them taking space in my fridge

[sterile stone]

I suppose

I gotta remember food regs are different across the pond aswell

[median steeple]

yeah it's way more regulated for a lot of it

low key need that

[violet hornet]

food youtuber
has no bay leaves, allspice, or cloves

[median steeple]

dude is NOT a food youtuber he's just done some food videos

[violet hornet]

yeah they leave them unwashed and the natural barrier is intact which keeps them from going bad at room temps

[violet hornet]

ahh okay lol I haven't seen him before

[sterile stone]

I was telling vin I tried some stuff like kosher food

Even with something like French toast

The syrup isn’t like

Omega sweet

And it’s not ultra goopy

Bread was diff aswell

[violet hornet]

was it real maple syrup?

Idk kosher rules but wouldn't surprise me if many of the bullshit fillers are not allowed

[sterile stone]

I have no idea

The entire deli was only kosher foods

They were nice as fuck tho

They took a long time getting my French toast out and comped us it for free

[violet hornet]

damn that's nice of them for sure

[hexed igloo]

Dude genuinely just showed me his license that said 2009 on it brother what was the plan

[violet hornet]

never see places doing that

[median steeple]

real maple syrup is so expensive but so good

[hexed igloo]

Even went "oh why" when I said nah LMAO

Actually now that I think about it he might been a plant lmao

[sterile stone]

Buddy had to pass a perception check

[hexed igloo]

Dude I can genuinely tell whether someone has their ID from the moment they walk in the door

You can sense them praying I don't ask for it

[sterile stone]

Yeah, lotta good people out there for sure, it’s why I always like going to mom and pop shops

[obsidian prairie]

There's this little grocery store (actual grocery) near me that kept getting the front window/wall stoved in by dumbass drivers, to the point where they eventually sold
It got bought out by this little ukranian lady and now in addition to grocery they do eastern europe import and have an actually wonderful little bakery in the back

Looking at their display counter is a serious hazard

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/The_Davos_Man/status/2051744685115224280?s=20 @solar gorge

Kraut (@The_Davos_Man)

Quoting Paisios (@AngloVarangian)
︀
EU nationalism has to be the dumbest form of the nationalism in the year of our Lord 2026

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[misty ravine]

When is the Payday Gang getting in on this

[hard nexus]

smelly

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/SperrysandNikes/status/2051719459866300844?s=20

Spane, Your Average Cornell ’77 Enjoyer (@SperrysandNikes)

My gringo ass when the first spicy margarita hits my lips on Cinco de Mayo

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[jagged cradle]

omg it’s you

[hard nexus]

hiiii

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[jagged cradle]

i watched murder drones it’s a lot better than i thought

[quiet gull]

mom found the piss planet

[hard nexus]

it’s dogshit for the first 5 or 6 episodes

but!

after that it’s great

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/yoyo-white-cat-tiktok-silly-cat-car-gif-5886769307141897158

[jagged cradle]

that’s more than half the series…

[hard nexus]

yeah

[jagged cradle]

hmm

yeah you’ve got a point

it was pretty boring for the first few episodes

[obsidian prairie]

"Just watch the first half of one piece it gets good after"

[void bison]

the only part of murder drones i remember liking was cyns whole deal

[obsidian prairie]

I think I watched like

The pilot

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/WaffleSeregios/status/2051309578797683118?s=20 @hard nexus

EldritchBoi (@WaffleSeregios)

Quoting ໊ (@P0PKULTURE)
︀
POST A VIDEO YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF

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[neon barn]

hey i wanna know how to make a relic blade build... i think my chuuni zealot would love to add a relic to her collection

any tips

[hard nexus]

at least murder drones is only 8 episodes

and the 7th and 8th are really good

[obsidian prairie]

and 5 or 6 are bad

[jagged cradle]

who’s your second favorite again

[hard nexus]

second favorite what

character from murder drones?

show?

[potent grove]

What do you want it to fulfill as a role

[jagged cradle]

no the movie

[median steeple]

they turned lords of the fallen into goonslop

[jagged cradle]

yes the show

[jagged cradle]

it’s really funny tho

[hard nexus]

uhmmm

second favorite character is probably V

cyn is first favorite, then V

[jagged cradle]

i knew i trusted you

[neon barn]

idk, i like the revolver and i like the relic blade, and i havent used the stealth ult that much so i will probably use that for backstab damage

[potent grove]

Can go standard Martyrdom.

[sterile stone]

@violet hornet

[neon barn]

yeah i got the fan the hammer mark of revolver i wanna use that with relic blade

[hexed igloo]

Fuckass printer I wait 10 minutes for it to print a single page to no avail, and so I walk out to turn it off and on again and in one last bid for its life the second my thumb touched the power button it spat out the page I've been waiting for

[obsidian prairie]

Printers deserve nothing

[hexed igloo]

Billion dollar idea we make a printer that prints

[violet hornet]

deep sleep mode

[hexed igloo]

We can have the ink cartridges work properly so it pulls all the ink and doesn't have dogshit sensors that are convinced the ink is empty when it's 3/4 full

[hexed igloo]

Deep sleep mode (my thumb on the button suffocating it until it passes out)

Holding the power button in my mind is equivalent to doing the old James Sunderland

James "I smothered my wife with a pillow" Sunderland

[obsidian prairie]

Who

[hexed igloo]

The guy that smothered his wife with a pillow

James

He smothered his wife with a pillow

[obsidian prairie]

Sounds like someone who does things other than murder his wife

[hexed igloo]

Not much really

Mostly just the pillow and his wife

[obsidian prairie]

I swear I recognize the name from something else

[hexed igloo]

Yeah he smothered his wife with a pillow

Silent hill tho

It's because he's guilty about smothering his wife with a pillow

https://tenor.com/view/jubilobao-silent-hill-silent-hill-2-sh2-james-sunderland-gif-14799886241629071746

[hexed igloo]

Double frank no Sinatra is insane

[obsidian prairie]

That was funnier than it deserved to be

[hexed igloo]

Thanks that's generally how I am

Every time I see something funny it gets filed away in my brain to pull out when needed

[sterile stone]

Someone’s pops really franked up

[hexed igloo]

-2

[twilit shard]

@sullen forge Our goat pro-murder

[sullen forge]

Tbf he's always been like this since 06

Anyways

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/872966060435996686/1499335049370402917/ysujrysv2ixg1.gif

[twilit shard]

He's never been wrong

[hexed igloo]

Why is Silver, Cyborg and green lantern all together what the hell happened

[twilit shard]

Sonic x DC

Shadow got adopted by Batman

[hexed igloo]

That's....

Sure

[sullen forge]

Metal gets solo'd by a bike in that Comic

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-spongebob-squarepants-holding-back-laughter-laughter-gif-23404300

[twilit shard]

The Slander will continue until he's fucking dead ig

[hexed igloo]

Is eggman jokers boyfriend or smth

[twilit shard]

Were never seeing Neo Metal ever again

[sullen forge]

Look

[twilit shard]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[sullen forge]

Silver, Amy and Metal are in a Love Triangle of being Slandered till they're actually fucking dust

[twilit shard]

No he's Luther's apparently

[hexed igloo]

Huh

Where's tails

[twilit shard]

He's Cyborg

Amy is Wonder Woman

And Rouge is Cat woman

[hexed igloo]

The worst part is that I can't tell if you're fucking with me

[sullen forge]

No

[hexed igloo]

DC is stupid enough you could be telling the truth

[twilit shard]

This is all true

Shadow and Batman bonded over watching the ppl they love getting shot

[twilit shard]

This is the best thing DC has put out in recent times apart from the Absolute line

Don't even joke lad

[hexed igloo]

Hey now stupid =/= bad

[obsidian prairie]

"You. You look my kind of fatherless edgy. Lets be friends."

[twilit shard]

9 yr old me always knew Shadow and Batman would fw each other

[obsidian prairie]

They're basically the same, one just shoots people

[twilit shard]

Batman stays recruiting orphans

[twilit shard]

That was in the past, he's a changed hog

[sullen forge]

I mean he's still edgy (I will always slander him)

[twilit shard]

He apologized after trying to blow up earth

[sullen forge]

But yes he's no longer 1-dimensional

[twilit shard]

He's also still pro-murder

[sullen forge]

now please fucking work on Silver Sega im begging you

[twilit shard]

He gets mad at Sonic in IDW cause he won't let him murder Eggman

My goat

[sullen forge]

I mean tbf that wasn't Eggman in Sonic's Defense anymore

Mr Tinkerer my Goat

[twilit shard]

Had a kid he abandoned then instantly made a new one he loves more

[hexed igloo]

Hey just like my dad

[twilit shard]

Eggman kinda like low tier god

[obsidian prairie]

Wrong

He has money

[hexed igloo]

Eggman is also cool

[twilit shard]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-can-see-him-btw-tuff-lowkirkuinley-netanuahuinley-ts-is-so-peak-gif-15546813564591286858

[twilit shard]

Rich inventor that still owes a broke detective agency 5,000 dollars

[obsidian prairie]

Guh

[hexed igloo]

Dodging bills for the love of the game

[twilit shard]

Bills and child support

Idk if I can support him anymore

[hexed igloo]

People pay child support?

[twilit shard]

Not me, I'm too busy trying to get my Vet havoc cosmetics.

(Never happening)

[sullen forge]

Years and Years of dead air, I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[twilit shard]

DAMN

[twilit shard]

Silver can't even afford those extra pixels anymore

[sterile stone]

I know damn well your government agent just looking at this shit and shaking his head

[twilit shard]

Its so over

[sullen forge]

Took that image and just deepfried it to really sell how much SUFFERING AND PAIN

I am in right now

[twilit shard]

At least he still has more stuff than Surge

Surge has NOTHING

Not even in Crossworlds

[void bison]

if i had a child to support id accuse them of being a witch and lay a bunch of heavy stones on them until they confess

[tranquil bone]

I don't care about anything sonic but I've loved shadow since his PS2 game.
He's just so over the top it's constantly hilarious

[sullen forge]

1 thing he has

Surge found dead in an alleyway

[twilit shard]

Knuckles was my favorite as a kid then I got SA2 and I assimilated Shadow into my personality

Shadow will always be my goat

[shadow spruce]

checks out

[sterile stone]

That only works in Salem

[hexed igloo]

I like rouge for no particular reason

[twilit shard]

What does this mean

[sullen forge]

Was a big eggman fan till 06 dropped and then I was like "Yeah Silver is him, he's cool" hence he's my favorite character next to Eggman

[shadow spruce]

whatever you take it to mean

[sullen forge]

we will ignore

how fucking abysmal 06 was

[twilit shard]

https://tenor.com/view/gundam-witch-from-mercury-suletta-food-caught-gif-10153954230052138661

Gooner

[void bison]

id only make a child with a genuine Salem witch

[hexed igloo]

I'm not ashamed of who I am

[sterile stone]

Date night at hot topic

[sullen forge]

Challenge find a Rogue fan who isn't a fan because of being a Gooner

impossible

[twilit shard]

U don't fw the Eggman redesign?

[hexed igloo]

I like rouge by process of elimination lmao I just don't like anyone else that much

[sullen forge]

No, no I dont

LMAO

[twilit shard]

Don't look up the Rouge and Catwoman DC cover

[hexed igloo]

Brb for unrelated reasons

[sullen forge]

Blaze is also pretty cool

but she's also subjected to Silver's Treatment of

[twilit shard]

Jcmabfjh

[sullen forge]

found dead in an alleyway

[twilit shard]

Another goat

SEGA will never utilize

[hexed igloo]

It's OK I guess

[twilit shard]

Tied her to 06 and it was over

[sullen forge]

Rush and then 06

[twilit shard]

Rush was peak tho

[hexed igloo]

Like I'm not the type of gooner that's happy with a particularly curvy piece of wood

[sullen forge]

then damned her and Silver to Side Characters for Eternity

We should kill SEGA...

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HHD5eiLXwAA7k0U.webp

[twilit shard]

Idk what this means cause I'm not a gooner

[twilit shard]

THE NEW GAME IS GONNA BE SILVER AND BLAZES REDEMPTION

[sullen forge]

10 YEARS

TRUST

10 YEARS

IT WILL DROP EVENTUALLY

[twilit shard]

Nah nah

[twilit shard]

June

During the IGN Fest

Roger Craig Smith said so

ITS REAL

[sullen forge]

I can only hope

[shadow spruce]

save some cope for the rest of us

[sullen forge]

or Im going to TWEAK the fuck out

[twilit shard]

Admech this year

New Sonic this year

[sullen forge]

trust

[twilit shard]

Half Life 3 this year

[zinc talon]

skyrim 2: high elf boogaloo

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/guardians-of-the-galaxy-adam-warlock-dont-be-rash-will-poulter-marvel-gif-7269497775167346680

Just because the Steam Machine is dropping

[twilit shard]

I am not a HL3 truther

That'd be Lambda

[sullen forge]

True

Dedicated Venator Main and HL3 truther of this chat

[lunar fable]

@heady rapids

[twilit shard]

Truth

[sullen forge]

See im a humble-

[twilit shard]

Espio main game coming btw

[sullen forge]

Seven and Victor main

[twilit shard]

I'm a humble Rem and Viscous main

Because I am what the game needs

[sullen forge]

See when it comes to Supports I barely play them

unless its Kelvin

then he gets played cause he's annoying and I fuck with it

Watching the Haze tweak the fuck out in All chat cause I keep chasing her down with Ice Path + Ice Beam and she just explodes

[twilit shard]

Only other character I play is The Lash

Because I love refresher

[sullen forge]

"alright, Im done playing with you"

As I watch our Lash throw the entire enemy team into the Walker and team wipe

Will always respect lash players even when they can get annoying

[twilit shard]

Extending the game by throwing the entire enemy team into our spawn

And watching my freshly spawned team pick them apart like ants

It doesn't get better

[sullen forge]

Bully your Local Silver

[median steeple]

I wish my game would just stop freezing man

can't do SHIT and I get fucked

[sullen forge]

Vindicta torture method

confirmed working

You playing Bellman?

[median steeple]

yeah it's fun

when my game doesn't freeze

[sullen forge]

You not tweak with the settings?

[median steeple]

and I'm not laning against a fucking kelvin

I did

multiple times

even disabled mods once

nothing works

[sullen forge]

No worries you ever play with me you'll get to have a Kelvin on your team if it ends up putting me as my lowest Prio

cause 90% of the time its Seven or Victor

[drowsy steppe]

https://bsky.app/profile/jet0.bsky.social/post/3ml5aydznrkug

Jet (@jet0.bsky.social)

have it yuri way

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[sullen forge]

Infernus and then Kelvin

[median steeple]

I have dynamo as my ban

I rather fight kelvin over that cancer

[sullen forge]

Warden

[median steeple]

I rarely run into wardens

[sterile stone]

Jail time

[sullen forge]

Even though he's a victim of Indom

[median steeple]

I would play him if he didn't build like SHIT

[sullen forge]

for binding

Flask spam makes me get so fucking annoyed

[median steeple]

wardens builds run into the same problem pre buff vind

having to weirdly split build

[drowsy steppe]

what are you doing step burger

[oak marsh]

this could technically be incest

[sullen forge]

I would bring up Seven but at least he's fun to play

but 90% of the time on him you just

M1 Carry build or Pivot into Ult Build late game

[sterile stone]

This is the type of shit you hear in American porn

[sullen forge]

Victor has been a bit more enjoyable seeing even though Spirit is not as effective as Gun

I can at least do Spirit, Gun, or Hybrid

[hexed igloo]

This implies the male burger isn't a burger at all

[void bison]

exanima is on the cusp of getting another update

[oak marsh]

exanima is epic

i think i technically beat what there was though?

i got the magic armor

[hexed igloo]

I thought exanima got abandoned like twice

[void bison]

the updates take colossally long times but they post news letters about what they did

[hexed igloo]

Is it actually good or just difficultyslop

[void bison]

the last update was in 2023 october but every newsletter is like "so yeah we entirely redesigned this system and it took a long time but now it'll make new stuff with that system way faster

repeat that like 20 times

it's fun i like it

[hexed igloo]

All I've seen of it is basically just "this game is so hard it'll shove your balls into your ass and make you shit them out and punch you in the liver 14 times and give you tonsil stones"

[void bison]

I don't think it's that difficult without mods

in the later areas you're armored up enough and you can get a big sword

[glossy nimbus]

sounds hot

[void bison]

armor means even if you lose you don't really take permanent damage

the magic system is op if you decide to mess with the kinetic magic

[glossy cloud]

Learn the block cancel tech

[void bison]

you can resurrect and mind control npcs with mind thaumaturgy or use the force magic to force blast them into eating shit

[sterile stone]

General Sam makes Exam look fun

[hexed igloo]

Relatively yeah

You and your name changes