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inb4 master rank chameleos again
I LOVE WAITING TO PARRY
just chamber
ah but you see
no it really doesn't
Self report this
penis bird wtf
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkb5PurJ/ (have you guys have no fucking attention spans?)
Oh cool haircut man i like it
is that your pciture ?
ty
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my goat finally got a theme
free this owl wtf
That's his house
now with a flintlock
He has an hoa and everything
didn't know you could legally own these
russian warhammer fans doing entire recreated battles with skaven and ork costumes
@heady rapids is this true
Larp larp larp
just know that russian fans are bigger fans than youll be
@ivory marlin do u need nso for champions
Might as well be passionate about something if you're condemned to Russia
Nso?
online sub
You know what doesn't need an online sub
Final Fantasy 14 all the way to Shadowbringers
online sub?
subscription
so like yamato?
We ordering subs online?
oh
one day.
so not online submissive
I was a foot long with Italian herb and cheese, and uhhhhj
wtf does that mean
Idr the subway menu
Son what are these specs
Yamato is this true
The K2 one?
what announcement
Yea
I barely make that ram requirement
what about them
Microsoft finally realized making your OS dog shit was bad actually
K2 is gonna like remove all the bloat ware and AI stuff
I'm still not switching off Linux
ok i see whats wrong
Saying this as if you wish it were true
LMAO
A lesson they apparently need to re-learn every time they make an OS
microsoft is afraid of steam OS
FUCK YOU
Chat what the fuck do I wanna do to kill like 3 hours
Its cycles
Chat clip ot
like 9 clan pulse lasers, even gods holy mech would be cored ez
i am fucking crying
this is like friendly fire
Yam wishes he was an eboy
jelly this is legit friendly fire
This is absolutely psychotic for a Lego game tbh
can we ban jelly
ur shooting on ur own team
But there's no oomph
I DO NOT
not even the skywalker saga had these specs btw
Where's the sound of a roaring autocannon
well its not just that but yeah those specs look funny
I know, I've played it. I don't think I could max it out if it did.
straight ass
yeah it ran like shit
gotem
esp on the droid factory
9 pulse lasers is actually very satisfying but the clan ones are a little less so
bruh
I don't remember it ever dropping super hard tbh
why? that's what he's here for
https://www.reddit.com/r/legogaming/comments/tx9hte/skywalker_saga_droid_factory_frenzy_level_crazy/
Probably all the moving parts
it's just unoptimized
Dominant women exist pal
Dude I bought
i do like taller women
Cinnamon toast crunch
he bought?
Most games are now
dump it
Suicide
that's way too much sugar
Most women are talked than you Yamato
yuck
I can tell ur 5'4
Slapping my big fat belleh
theyre jealous of my massive muscles and irresistable looks
stop that
Yeah yam aren’t you like 1 popcorn tall
nothing wrong with being 6.7
midgets
I'm in hell
I'm like 7'6
That's racist
You said it yourself tf
that's not even real
Insane thing to call yourself
This feels racist
short mexican smh
r u mexican jelly
Racist against myself
tell him hijo
i can say that i am asian
Im Guatemalan
hola my latinx hermano
Gender neutral term follow by hermano
#notverywokeofyou
i asked id didnt say anything
I inherited the glorious hair of my Metis side and the eyes of my Inuit side
jelly is #latinx
We have to feed you to Helldiver's fan I have chained in my basement now
Dude i LOVE the white savior gender neutral term
peak
Yeah if I really wanted to piss you off I'd bastardize your language
Mexican is a state of mind
is this you?
And I think Ciaphas can attain it
I don't think I've ever met a Latino or Latina who unironically went by "Latinx"
It was made by a group of white women
are mexican just spain but american
I know lol
u have now !
@ivory marlin
We don't talk about Spain
@twin wagon
We still have beef
Id say latino
i hate spain , i was forced to learn spanish in highschool this shit sucks
For fucking real
say the half german
AND FRENCH
i would've picked german if i had known
YOU LEARNED FRENCH
i was born there idiot

born in france .........
I picked French cause the French teacher at my HS was a smoke show
no joke my hair is like this now
I picked Spanish thinking it'd be easy and then they hit me with the Spaniard version
but like
Felt like a hate crime honestly
a lil shorter
ngl same if i knew how shit was spanish i would have pick mandarin
Mandarin is even worse
spanish was like fine in theory but my teachers were ass
yamato... we aare so cooked
thats my hair
I bet youre just as purple
and bery unlikable
im so ourple
my spanish teacher was a legit creep
wanted to play ffw with my friend but he got stopped by cops and suspended
who probably shouldn't be near any woman of any age
atleast i would have a tutor
Ni hao
I almost drank expired milk oh my god
i am ddrinking milk
lethal venom
The chunks have protein
i just know you listen to pantera
gross
coward...
go through with it.....
Exploding milk drinkers with my mind
They have a couple good songs ngl
Slaughtered, Cowboys from Hell
chuddies over there have lactose intolerance.......
Milk is bad for you and it tastes nasty
yup...
Unless its strawberry milk
it's good for me and it tastes good
imagine having lactose intolerance
cant be me
u can TELL when someone has it
genetically inferior muehhehehehehe
I love cheese
its so easy
I don't have lactose intolerance I just have a pure and righteous soul
yeah and lactose intolerance
not shoved with 50 preservatives
what
I dont have fucking lactose intolerance
I love ice cream
u do
I love cheese
brody eating icecream on the toilet
playing a whole opera concert in there
I am sending you to the depths of the Scientology building
I want
Bitch !
Pineapple and Coconut ice cream
BI
BITCH
My stomach huers
BI
Aughh
is wrong ith you
What???
pineaple icecream?
Pineapple + coconut is an elite combo
thaats the first time i heard of it
Yeah Pina Colada
coconut ice cream alone is good
god now i want coconut yogurt now
Butter pecan is also a pretty good flavor
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Chocolate strawberry is a peak combo
Hey losers just got back from loservil and all yall were mentioned by nane
By bane
Just make it Neapolitan at that point
Hey so actually die
fucking european
the best ice creams are the ones with alcohol in it
so rhum?
Thats the french speaking
As someone who worked at an ice cream place for a few years
The best ice cream is no ice cream
🤮
Some vanilla icecream is addicting
Rum has to be one of the worst alcohol ever made
Its so delicious you cant stop
You arent filled with booty and dubloons
I LOVE LIDL
flavoured rum is one of the best tho
I really dislike most alcohol unless its sweet enough or tomato
I like cranberry wine
That sounds awful
Smirnoffmmm
it's very good
Yummmm
now that's detergent dude
@solar gorge chaarteuse?
yes
I fw a little bit of Smirnoff
oh my god chartreuse
i dont like charteuse ngl
too sweet
Just making up words atp
I could go for a modelo chelada
chartreuse ice cream good lord
I should be allowed to get drunk on the job smh
A modelo negra
air control?
Good taste
Don't question mark me
if i worked air control I WOULD be getting drunk
Its a type of modelo
idk anything about the other modelo flavors tbh I tried a mango one and didnt like it I just really like chelada
They make mango modelos???
tf is modelos?
Those negras are really decent for stuff you can find in any gas station or convenience store
Mexican beer
Beer
it's beer
tried soju
that's not beer
didnt like it either
Can't stand IPA's
it's just dogshit
I would like to apologize for my people's contribution to the IPA scourge
Your apology is appreciated but you will not be spared
Oregon makes a crazy amount of beer and it's seriously like 80% IPAs
thought on heineken?
I tried a voodoo ranger and it was the nastiest thing to ever enter my mouth
or whatever its called
3 days until may the 4th
Exists
i want Guinness from the pub
i am kind of irish
I don't really drink that style anyway
LOL
may the 4th be with you!!! may the 4th be with you!!!! may the 4th be with you!!!!!!
I do like dark ales and porters
Sapporo and Modelo are the best beers to ever exist
Im waiting for the jedi 3 reveal
i want sausage and hard liquor
I reinstalled jefi fallen order to try and finish it
porters are like S tier
jedi
i usually get that
fuckkk
Jeff fallen order
i am thinking of fondu now
i beat jedi 2 tho
i wnna try fondu
I liked fallen order alot
you are more irish than any resident of boston since for starters you live in europe
But the areas were so tiny
I thought jedi 2 was the one that didnt work
it doesnt yeah
for pc
Don't come to Boston
Jedi survivor runs pretty well now
Don't even joke lad
At last these days it works fine
I dont even want to go to the US
we're all celts one way or another in western europe so true
you need mods for it to run somewhat fine
i was in boston literally weeks ago

I've never left California to go anywhere besides Vegas and Mexico
I've been hitting like 90-120 in ultra wide 1440 🤷♂️
There's no reason to leave the best state in the country
this may be an American thing
another american english L
at least we don’t have a U in color
loveeee colour
Its just Boston I swear
loveeee theatre
you mean theater
funny cuz sell-tick is how you pronounce it in french
pisses me off !
bro is selling ticks
I wonder how it's pronounced in quebec french since they do things a bit differently
instead of P*risian
Quebec pisses me off
tabernacle de celtiques la
Queerbec
loh
ah the tradition of hting quebec
Quebec if it was cool
The lost city of Atlantic?
@signal spoke i cant play
i've been to montreal a whileback
it's basically rhode island without being in america
you're like the only western nation still using paper
my toonies are black and gold now
idk when that happened
but my coins have swag
I'm not carrying coins to pay for shit
I hate the way they make my hands smell and the way they jingle when I walk
I'm not a jester
Viltrum
if you move to ireland you'd have to use coins 
I'm staying in California forever
that's my goat
Eventually the Californian Republic will spread far and wide
And we'll all use paper money
Why h8
i love looking at the back of 1 euros, there's always a cool design
sometimes it's from somewhere exotic like uh
greece
thank fuck I will never see charles on my money
What
bro is too old
and i'm like, i can't read greek
Rum slander
Rum is fucking nasty
sailor maxing
thats based tho
coins are very based
Ok thats reasonable. I've never found a gin I liked
I use coins as well
I dislike most liquor
Chuck E Cheese larping
but havent tried enough to discount it ig
and i like vodka too for the records
thats
You're not pure of heart so Vodka hurts you
i dont like it
I fucking love the black and gold coin
i love it, but that's because i'm alcoholic
i just accepted it
You're telling me its not the best cocktail liquor?
Mobian like Sonic?
can i fuuuuuuuckuing play ffw holy shit
i thought we were talking like
get the servers up already!!!!!!!!!!!!
on it's own
I mean
the Jared Leto guy
Even on its own its pretty fire
black nickel plating
Nuh uh
on it's own vodka is literally ethanol the molecule
That's badass
or something
what is vodka from again
potatoes or rice or something
Anything lol
Potatoes I think
If you can ferment and distill it you can make vodka out of it pretty much
Vodka just like me fr
pretty sure as long as it has a lot of startch it can be made into vodka
I think i need more taste buds to die before I can enjoy hard liquor
tastes like lighter fluid
You just need a good Whiskey
I only like a select few things straight
whiskey looks visually appetizing, it has aura
Alcohol bad
True
Just give me the pure distilled drug and inject it into my vein, none of this fucking around drinking
I could annihilate some tomato juice rn i dont even need it to be a chelada or a bloody mary
I want orange juice...
butt chugger !!!!
is that police lights at the end or something
Butt chugging is a federal offense
there is freedom of chugging but I cannot guarantee freedom after chugging
I dont like not having medals in hd2
cheat them in
I would do that with sc but i dont wanna risk it directly
theres no risk
Theres legit 0 risk
You can just cheat in SC's???
yeah just spawn them in
theres a limit of like 100 something per 5m
good enough cheats can do that nfrom the ship
do you have them
im playing ffw rn i can check layterrr
oh im working another six hours anyways
You can also scour lvl1 missions for chinese names
ill be asleep by then so just hmu tmrw
I just tried this got dayum cream soder mountain dew
I just dont wanna run cheats directly but idc about picking stuff up
Shit nasty as hell
thats understandalbe
dirty mtn dew zero kinda blows
if you add hand sanitizer it become regular mtn dew instead of dirty
I see
Yeah that looks like poison alright
Like the one song
I dont work until like 4pm tomorrow so that would work if I remember and if its no trouble
2:15pm rn
should be good
Mountain dew flavors have like a 30% success rate at the best of times but I cannot imagine what would convince someone to try that one
Are you two going on a date?
I tried the fruit cake one and the pitch black one
I was out of commission both times for like a week
To me four loco is just four
Whst yup? Is FFW?
Isn't this the video with the fortnite default dance
I swear I remember someone telling me they pulled it from that
I tried it cause it seemed like ass
but I was curious just how ass
krazy 8? hes normal 8 to me
The song poison is in fn but the dance is not from poison
White on black or black on black for tns show
Nobody will be able to read black on black at a concert
That's Okay™
It's more about how much white or black I'm mixing into the rest of the fit ngl
The original default dance was stolen from a show scene where will smith dances
Idr the song
So there is a chance thats the song thats playing in the background
And thats what they meant
Yup
scrubs isnt it
I think so
Is that a woman?
There's female dwarves in RC
@void bison @heady rapids @frosty herald
I AMRIDING
I AM RIDING THE NEW BILE TITAAAN
GO MY STEED
I thought your guard dog was the strat launcher glitching into visibility for a sec
fucking spaawn on my feet
and so i rode it
cray
kinda wish i recorded that
Dictator Mbappe has reached Zealot chat
🥀
Control resonant has new game plus
Pog
They all look fat asf
Like more than usual
Still love the new faces
i love darktide
killing you
Woah ancient i haven’t seen you in a long time
You could say
thats because you're blind i think
Ancient times
clean ur glasses
Have you tried molten hot lava?
Pictured below
hi
He nakey
damn i HATE darktide
darktide seems cool but I never play it
Time to start
Real
eating slightly stale tourists
the setting is cool but the game is doo doo
the setting is cool?
Yeah
hive cities are kinda boring
40k
The set has demonic and vampiric tutor
You can unironically pull both in 1 pack
good, reprint them more so they can tank in value
Not even a colector booster
Actually
Demonic tutor got power crept
concrete got power crept
i'm not even surprised at this point
they're so out of ideas they've just been shitting out garbage for the last 5 years, make it a bit stronger and a slight variation on another card
not really but I know you're not a peak connoisseur so you wouldn't get it
yeah
So its a creature, that if you kill 2 creatures you can recast demonic tutor
you would never get it...
thats good but pretty conditional tbh
idk a lot of the people I play don't rely on creatures for much, basically nobody wins through combat, and usually minimal utility ones
jelly is a wicked and evil creacher
GOD IS GOOD
oh hai cole
Hi cole (cooler)
anything but a game...
It's actually crazy
It should've been 5 hours energy collab
Take 5 5 hours energy and unlock the secret hour
.....
This shit remains one of the best takeaways from TLOU2
TLOU2 Lev punch meme
hah a funny r/arabfunny family guy funny moments #1337
Later: I did some digging and found out what it is. Here:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lev-punch-edits
ft. Carpenter Brut
real
Unlocked my phone and thought I was in another server seeing this
@heady rapids
gotta have gfuel, everyone knows gamers need energy for all the physical activity they do
Which drink has you excited exactly
Wait wtf
I hav discovered the broken synergy between cactus and electric
ur late
ive been playing with it for like the last hour
I'm using thrower + strikes + pistolero rn
was using fire stuff earlier
fire is rly high dps but CD are rly long and the best fire spell combo is way too good at TK
wat hav u been levelling
portal
You're late dawg

yea I was using fire tornado combo earlier
u can nuke the tp if u throw it into itself
dk if dats as good as cactus + strikes AOE tho
How does that work? Just imbues the summon with the other element?
Not tried the cactus stuff
place mine down, then strike the mine
I understand that bit I mean the effect you get
strike, but in 8 directions
every cacti procs that
ye
its cool but nukes teammates
mine is just lowest CD
it doesn't self dmg tho I think
it doesnt but it will kill your teammates
also not sure what guns' friendly fire is set to
I shot my friend in the head with lever action once and he just died lol
cant tp t1 l;ightning
fml
can u join me rq
Don't join that guy
He has modded client that crashes your game and gives you the hamster that eats your files and you can't remove it
ok so if i throw it and it hits a cacti it triples the thing
do u hav me added on steam
i dont
add me
when i say add me i mean look at my discord profile my acc is there and NOT send me a code dude i will totally go look for your acc
Yeah you're really late
Lol
I need more gold

Gambled and got ricochet for my sniper
But no level to equip it
Faygo bomb pop
Its only around near July ish
@heady rapids
And it kicks so much ass and its so cheap
im level 6 or 7
ur at 11
thats cool
I spammed the "fuck everyone including myself" spell combo for a while
been focusing more on guns tbh
@heady rapids lightning makes the gysers go nuts
and if u shoot some fire in there
it makes them spam explosions too
it's literally just a giant death aoe
yea I just showed him the fire nado guyser combo
u dont need nado
just fire
u can shoot a mob with fire elem revolver in the gyser and it'll do it
ik but this is just way funnier
dude you can’t say that wtf
Why not
@acoustic dune do you like my dinner
not showing your toes?

you
I’m normal
I’m normal
I cant tell if that mac n cheese even got cheese in it ngl
What even is the context
i think the weeknd was playing p5 and he messed up the the social link with takemi
It’s got the cheese powder
blab
Baddie: fumbled
game: irrecoverable
Mort don’t mpreg my posts
welcome to #zealot-class
stan making everything saucy / mushy / goopy except a dish that features a sauce
no no stans a regular
Base bow kinda icky
the gloop
stan is just bad at making food
???????
kingassripper...
I got 2 purples
I think their names are Battle Mage and West Mage or something
No cdr?
bathmangus
cdr curios aren’t good we’ve had this discussion before
I don't hav battlemage yet
but I would use it if I did
Neither of you are invited to the ritual
What's that do
I played like 5 missions on normal

-1% CD for all spells per kill
Oh yeah that, I've found that in run
I have these legendaries
both are rly good
toolbox legit insane
I can drop 3 heal bottles every 90s
lmao
west wizard is -30% spell cooldown but also -30%hp
I don't like it that much
Sounds like a real fun time with an ourple build
it's not bad
but if I was gonna cut my hp I'd rather use glass cannon (+40%dmg)
What elemental synergies does ourple have btw, I've only seen the one with Strikes
voodoo onto burning/electrified/corroded surface spawns healing candles that any player can walk over to benefit from
voodoo onto mine I think charms enemies into fighting for u until they die
Ok thats better
but enemies die really fast usually
my endgame prob is like
toolbox + battlemage + second wind + helping hand
I'm enjoying my dumb low level build of 1st tier voodoo elec fire
I throw rocks at people
drain is rly gud for early levelling since u have less heals in combat
but toolbox + bottlecrate is just insane
3 heal bottles every 90s u can just challenge any fight like a dumbass
Sounds right
Last thing I did was unlock shotgun, then get disappointed that it wasn't a real pump action
That just makes me want to do toolbox on mini gun and fire for the entire duration of the match.
I got quadcyl to lv55+
to unlock both of its unique jokers
onto lever action now
Jesus, how much have you played already
like 20 smth hrs
weapon levelling in this game takes like forever
cod gun attachment lvl grind
but thankfully this game only has 10 weapons
At least you can respec for totally free
also I'm pretty sure enemy hp doesn't scale with difficulty?
idk the breakpoints yet tho
Doesn't seem to from easy to normal at least
Awesome if true
hard is same hp as normal I think
played a few games, same shots to kill for lever
quadcyl
If it does density based scaling but good that would be sick
it seems to just be spawns
hard introduces traps, searchlights and cryptic trial thing
I feel like that would break down a lil eventually but idk I'm pretty early still
more players increases enemy stats though I think
u can manually trigger storm
some enemies get more hp from more players I think
Even the base kit gives you a really surprising amount of horde clear
That would make sense as a middle ground
spells are so insane at horde clear that guns can afford lacking horde clear
ricochet still helps a good amount tho
That tracks from what I've experienced. I hope you can specialize the other direction cause I love mini
Single target delete spells and gun down the little stuff
rampage + run&gun gives u effectively doom eternal level move speed
Cantrip one trick + mine, jump, and fireball or smth sounds like a fun combo
wats cantrip one trick
Cdr maxing on small, high impact spells and jump sounds like fun
Fireball is fireball though
fireball is ok
the best sustained dps with spells u can do early is apply fire/electric onto an enemy and use thrower
burn is higher dmg dot but electric chains between enemies
Oh i'm not the only one who went "omg 110 default fov" then jacked it to 140
Thanks knify
This video is very funny, it reminds me of the time around ten minutes ago that I got trapped in an elevator
That's real btw, I'm never taking elevators again
Dude
Fuck this gas buff
Why the fuck am I getting slowed when I'm fucking immune to it
Heavy sword was never viable
Will never be viable
In fact
It doesn't even exist
What the hell is even heavy?
What is a sword?
What is darktide
What's a video game
vidya gam
Do you like my newest homophobic artwork?
which one
Interesting/10
O btw I worked more on the wendigoon artwork
HOW DID HE MISS
idk man
CYBER
CYBER
watch this
uploading
dont mind the 0 audio
I just turn it off
should i buy battletech
gas should be fully damage immune with vit booster and no slowdown
@sterile basalt i turned on frame gen and was immediately sent to hell
this is why AI is banned in the Imperium
*howls of indescribable pain*
I beat Morgana regardless how I feel
Throwing hands with human Morgana because I'm bored




