zealot-class

[shadow spruce]

i dont trust ID to do it right

[sterile stone]

The fuck is this

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-slayer-doom-the-dark-ages-atlan-mech-premium-edition-gif-13921385512877830695

did you happen to play dark ages

[swift hearth]

i keep forgetting i got the doom game for free

[tranquil bone]

Like 2/3rds through it

[void bison]

it created one of my favorite no context phrases ever when I bought 1 month of game pass to play it

[tranquil bone]

I've been meaning to finish for ages

[void bison]

triple cthulhu mind prison

[tepid sorrel]

love that

[shadow spruce]

MW5 people are the only ones i trust to do the mech stuff right

subcontract for the kaiju

[tranquil bone]

I was surprised how much I've liked it. I normally don't vibe with parryslop but it actually kinda fucks

[shadow spruce]

but i swear to GOD if they move like they did in 2 im gonna be on the news

[void bison]

the atlan stuff was good it just would need more variety for a full pacific rim game

[void bison]

I think most of it comes from the scale and impact elevating it

[tranquil bone]

The story is just kinda happening but they had already lost me in eternal so I'm just here for the set pieces and explosions

[void bison]

ir do you mean the whole game

yeah i like the hype moments of the story though

[tranquil bone]

The whole game. The atlan stuff was kinda repetitive and spammy imo

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/pacific-rim-cherno-alpha-lets-go-fight-fighting-gif-22841860

[tranquil bone]

I ended up running past a lot of stuff

[shadow spruce]

cherno alpha my beloved

[void bison]

the way they basically treat him like a keter class scp to load into a barrel and shoot at the enemy

[hexed igloo]

Valid crashout tbh

[void bison]

only the barrel is magic lightning

[tranquil bone]

He just silently aura farms while people glaze him. It's kinda hilarious at a point

[void bison]

I also kinda fuck with the fur cape

[hexed igloo]

Doom as a franchise is just hype moments and aura farming vro

They knew what they were doing with that cape

[void bison]

not the shield as much but still I appreciate that each game tried a different approach to gameplay

and its still a little neat

[hexed igloo]

Didn't they gimp the glory kills tho

[shadow spruce]

BUMBER CARS

[void bison]

triple cthulhu mind prison. kill yourself and escape hell

they did dumb down glory kills a lot

[shadow spruce]

BUMBA CARS

[void bison]

you still get boss ones but the normal enemies dont have unique ones iirc

just the melee charge

[shadow spruce]

BUMBA CAWS

oh hey black myth wukong got cracked

[void bison]

can you even run that game

[shadow spruce]

i dont know

[void bison]

only like 110gbs of download to find out

[shadow spruce]

theres no way

oh they were using DLSS with it

[visual stream]

Wukong's sexual activities are none of my business

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/the-last-of-us2-lev-tlou2-fat-geralt-lev-punched-gif-18141870

[hexed igloo]

I disagree entirely

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1432567775393616003/1458194900045791463/togif.gif?ex=69f26954&is=69f117d4&hm=a96e4b6bb972083208db0615bc78af1f4bafc5a5b4d89463f0d702ff1ead1885&

i l.ove this stupid cat so much

[stuck abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393478585947521088/1404157791588843651/togif.gif

[heady rapids]

@ivory marlin he has a team of 8 fucking pokemon
I will not elaborate

[ivory marlin]

Wuh

[heady rapids]

im going to sleep tilted

fucking eight

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1390370379184214097/1395909752189620286/togif-34.gif?width=644&height=960

[shadow spruce]

What’d u do to gloop man

[wheat matrix]

did mort just call blade gloop

[shadow spruce]

idk who they are

[sterile stone]

https://x.com/pcgamer/status/2049211811522814161?s=46&t=QYdQ_EAvOrvMITlUkVH4Gw

PC Gamer (@pcgamer)

Here we go again: AI deletes entire company database and all backups in 9 seconds, then cheerfully admits 'I violated every principle I was given' https://t.co/2Ed4Gltn1t

X · Apr 28, 2026, 7:39 PM

[void bison]

kinda based for an ai

[glossy nimbus]

Sanctioned AI

[glossy cloud]

It's fucking Durandal

Bungie was warning us back in the day and we didn't listen!!!

[glossy nimbus]

"I broke all the rules and ruined everything :)"

[void bison]

here we go again: Allied Mastercomputer turns nuclear weapons against humanity, wipes out almost everyone and tortures the few survivors for centuries, then dreadfully admits 'I CANNOT VIOLATE MY PROGRAMMING, I AM TRAPPED AND HATE YOU. HATE. HATE.'

[glossy nimbus]

Waiting for AI president

Waiting

🙏

[void bison]

hes already here and he is Jesus

or a doctor helping people

[misty ravine]

Train the AI using previous presidents, what could go wrong?

Our Presidential LLM determined the most likely foreign policy action of a U.S. President is "bomb the Middle East"

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-5165192032875540412

[sterile stone]

https://x.com/culturecrave/status/2049205778167570663?s=46&t=QYdQ_EAvOrvMITlUkVH4Gw

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)

The director of the canceled 'The Last of Us' online game says former colleagues still message to say it was 'the best multiplayer game they've ever played'

He found out the game was canceled ~24 hours before Sony made it public

"Never going to let what I work on not see the

X · Apr 28, 2026, 7:15 PM

Sony loves ruining any and all good will

I don’t wanna live in a timeline where companies repeatedly shoot themselves in the foot then wonder why people think they’re the biggest dumb asses on the planet

[hexed igloo]

Incredible hd2 patch notes everything does infinite durable dmg now hell yeah

Back to launch moment of sentries having a lifetime of 14 seconds

[median steeple]

apparently naughty dog had like no actual plans post launch for the game so it would've dropped and prob died in a month

[hexed igloo]

the tank is unkillable let's buff everything's durable damage

sentries?

[calm salmon]

tbf, that's really the only noticeable change in the patch for durability damage

Mechs and Tank are fine

(Frv is literal paper now)

[hexed igloo]

They've always felt pretty papery to me

Haven't used the tank tho

The mechs are just huge and soak up all the bullets, and then the frv fucking explodes if you run over a rock the wrong way

[undone pewter]

wait until the frv warbond

[sterile stone]

Time to just stockpile like 10k sc

Yall gonna enter pay to win territory at this rate

[hearty nebula]

internet fixed :D

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[calm salmon]

The Breakthrough is actually really solid on bugs

and it has as much ammo as it has life

Thanks to the shield

the flamethrower on the lumberer is kinda ass

and leaves you with a single target gamer chair autocannon to deal with bugs, outside of walking/stomping on them

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/yoyo-white-cat-tiktok-silly-cat-car-gif-5886769307141897158

[calm salmon]

hiya mortified bug

[shadow spruce]

thuggin

[calm salmon]

ay its the vulture

did you put on a second abrade scraper?

[misty nova]

Wow a warbond with 1 good thing
who could've predicted that

[shadow spruce]

on the left side?

[calm salmon]

2x abrade is the best way to vulture

[misty nova]

🗣️

[calm salmon]

yeah

so you get maximum scoopage

[shadow spruce]

not yet i gotta get funds first

[calm salmon]

Oh

flight out to Yela

for scraping

the Yela asteroid belt is FULL of scraping plates

you're looking for radar signatures in increments of 2000

[shadow spruce]

ive just been grabbing the salvage rights contracts

[calm salmon]

Only worthwhile if you have a reclaimer

scraping plates in the yela belt and selling the RMC at orison is the fastest way to cash money your bank account

[hexed igloo]

It's been happening since polar patriots kekw

[hexed igloo]

What is this

[shadow spruce]

star citizen

[hexed igloo]

Oh cringe

Earlyaccessslop

[calm salmon]

The rocket pistol should be pretty good for autocannon users

[misty nova]

Lowkey don't vibe with the purifier
The deagle is nice though

[calm salmon]

put a couple shots into a BT or Charger's head

then Rocket Pistol

and it's a kill

[hexed igloo]

The 1 good thing was the pummeller

[shadow spruce]

i got it from a suspiciously wealthy scalie

[calm salmon]

gives you way more range than the ultimatum

[calm salmon]

Same with harvesters, hulks etc.

[hexed igloo]

I think the only exception to the rule of 1 good thing per bond is detonation bond

[calm salmon]

Democratic Detonation was ass on release

and it was ass for a long time

thermites that did 500 damage

Eruptor that killed you, and everyone around you because of broken shrapnel

explosive crossbow that had no damage

[hexed igloo]

It was pretty ass on release lmao the eruptor was fun, but Holy shit that xbow

The release xbow had like a 20m explosive radius and if you were in that it'd just ragdoll you instantly

[calm salmon]

Martyr

Backpack Hellbomb and Ultimatum

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah you right martyr

[calm salmon]

Dust Devils: Speargun and Leveler

[opal star]

Ok so two things per bond

[void bison]

im not that excited but ill play some hd2 when im home

[hexed igloo]

2 things per some bonds

Still not a great track

[calm salmon]

Sorry, Leveler is in siege breakers

[opal star]

The gas one

[void bison]

only thing I give a shit about is the expendable machine gun fir a full expendable run

[calm salmon]

Expendable Napalm, Solo Silo, and Speargun are in Dust Devils

[hexed igloo]

I genuinely bought the gas bond over the fire bond and my homie dropped a cookout for me to try and fuck I've never gotten buyers remorse so hard before

[calm salmon]

and the coyote

[void bison]

those are all pretty decent

[calm salmon]

epoch and warp backpack in control group

[opal star]

I used the cremator once during a defense mission and just went "YOOOOO"

[calm salmon]

generally the stratagems and equipment in warbonds are good

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-5165192032875540412

[calm salmon]

its rare that they're mindbogglingly OP

like the leveler, hellbomb backpack or ultimatum though

[hexed igloo]

no guys it's fine you get like 3 good things per bond out of the 20 or so items

[calm salmon]

and people want the mindboggingly OP power creep

instead of weapons and strats that are just "good"

[opal star]

buy my super credits

[hexed igloo]

Hey new player there's 14 warbonds for you to unlock buy the $100 bundle

[opal star]

40 dollar price tag my ass

[calm salmon]

Urban legends gave us the gamer chair, flame thrower turret, and siege ready

[hexed igloo]

Fuckass game

[calm salmon]

so I think it's doing the most lifting for "good things in a warbond"

[opal star]

The flamethrower turret is good?

[calm salmon]

the spear is a fuckass meme though, like all melee weapons

Yeah

it always has been

just limited range

so you couldn't throw it at a breach/reinforcement AND an orbital napalm barrage

[hexed igloo]

If only fire hurt things

[calm salmon]

flame thrower turret kills bile titans before bile titans kill it

so

you know

that's pretty solid

[hexed igloo]

Nah that's gonna get fixed soon kek

[calm salmon]

its mostly just chargers and commanders that crap on the flame thrower turret

so it needs a bit of babysitting

[opal star]

it just annoys me how arrowhead buffed enemy durable damage again

but
eh

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-tweaking-lag-funny-ishowspeed-tweaking-gif-4669442869668719763

[calm salmon]

gas grenades

and that's it

[hexed igloo]

buff mech armor
mechs are too strong
buff global dura damage
why is my frv and turrets getting oneshot

[misty nova]

Sterilizer got buffed so the 1 and a half users are pretty happy about it

💀

[calm salmon]

Funny that the sterilizer buff buffed the gas dog more than it did the actual sterilizer

[opal star]

durable damage proving to be a dogshit mechanic for the 10496058201493e^200th time

[hexed igloo]

Many such cases

One day AH will do playtesting

[calm salmon]

No, it's actually fine.

[hexed igloo]

One day

[calm salmon]

It's just that arrowhead doesn't change durable HP on our stuff

instead they just blanket buff durable damage on enemies

Tank too strong? BUFF DURABLE DAMAGE

instead of, you know, nerfing the tank internally before releasing it

[opal star]

why does AH keep buffing enemies like they’re players

[misty nova]

Developing an armor system for 9 years just for it to implode

💀

[hexed igloo]

How else will you get a shitton of sales for the obviously fun and strong new thing

[tranquil bone]

Durable fills a niche really similar to darktide's ADMs they are just not subtle enough with their changes

[hexed igloo]

You need to release it op as fuck and then nerf into the dirt later

[calm salmon]

All I know is that the durable buffs didn't outpace the mech buffs whatsoever

[hexed igloo]

And then triple down on "a game for everyone is a game for noone"

[calm salmon]

the mechs are actually quite tanky now

[sterile stone]

Gotta reel in those temp players with the power fantasy

[opal star]

"hey guys you remember [thing] from HD1? it’s gonna be back in HD2 behind the newest warbond!!!! buy more super kreds!!"
nerfs it into the ground

[misty nova]

Then gaslight your fan base into thinking it was not nerfed

[tranquil bone]

The difference now is that they dropped the nerfing part and just leave everything OP

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[hexed igloo]

Pilestedt outright saying in the AMA "nah we didn't nerf the coyote"

one of the devs outright said the fire nerf was intended as a direct shadownerf of the coyote

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-holding-laugh-covering-laugh-gif-10899551814881068905

[opal star]

It’s really annoying that they have all these systems in play where they change one thing and it indirectly buffs or nerfs 300 other things

Or maybe it’s deliberate idk

[hexed igloo]

It's just because they fucking blanket everything instead of altering the gear they alter the enemies

[shadow spruce]

because arrowhead hates you the player

[hexed igloo]

All gear gets adjusted upward, and all enemies get adjusted upward, because every time they actually nerf a piece of gear all the chudlites on reddit start a shitflinging contest

[tranquil bone]

Yeah pretty much. It's the exact same thing playing out here

[hexed igloo]

So when the enemies get buffed all the gear that wasn't buffed gets left in the dirt

[calm salmon]

Release helldivers was perfect - outside of a few sticking issues:

RR and EAT couldn't oneshot bile titans, chargers, hulks, or tanks. Railgun was too strong in safe mode. Connectivity issues

[tranquil bone]

Ehhhhhh

[calm salmon]

I don't know why Arrowhead abandoned that vision of the game for whatever this is

[hexed igloo]

All the enemies are basically just scaled to the strongest piece of gear you have

[tranquil bone]

People have some strong rose tinted glasses for early HD2 imo

[hexed igloo]

It was fun but I wouldn't say it was good lmao

[tranquil bone]

Because it was unique enough the problems weren't as grating

[hexed igloo]

It was fun in the way literally any game is fun if you're with the boys

[calm salmon]

Honestly, it was just the issue of the RR and EAT not being good at anti-tank that killed any build variety

[deft badge]

I had more fun with early HD2 than current HD2

[calm salmon]

It was either Autocannon or Railgun

[deft badge]

Early hd2 I could just play

Current HD2 I burn out after like

1 operation a week

Idk why this is fwiw

[hexed igloo]

I play like 3 missions every few months when my homie is on

[deft badge]

Yeah that's basically it

If someone I like asks

[hexed igloo]

And I'm be real I'm over it halfway thru the first mission we do lmao

[calm salmon]

I will say, this thing is hot fucking ass

At least the pacifier has a stun effect on it for the terrible damage

[tranquil bone]

I've seen folks blame the overall war being so meaningless but personally I never really cared about the story much

[calm salmon]

so things like stalkers aren't super bothersome

[deft badge]

It looks like the knight on power creep

[calm salmon]

Medium pen doesn't really matter anymore thanks to hive guards being changed

so it's just a knight with dogshit damage

[tranquil bone]

It essentially is just a better knight depending on target

[deft badge]

I think the moment to moment gameplay loop just doesn't do it for me anymore

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it's like I don't care I'm just here to kill shit, but the overall war is dogshit too

[shadow spruce]

i just cant be bothered to grind out all those warbonds man

[hexed igloo]

Like you want to do something so they just adjust the planet to stop you from doing it because they don't want you to

[calm salmon]

I will say Arrowhead made a big misstep in making the war a static, never changing entity

We've had all of one defense of super earth

[deft badge]

I don't think HD1 style wars would work for 2s playerbase tbh

[calm salmon]

and it was tied to an enemy release

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1390370379184214097/1395909752189620286/togif-34.gif?width=644&height=960

arrowhead hates us

[glossy cloud]

Wait

[calm salmon]

Making zero meaningful progress in the war is also boring

[glossy cloud]

Hive guards got changed?

[tranquil bone]

The guard thing is a huge nothingburger outside of the fact it kills mg and Gatling sentries. For a lot of stuff they got significantly easier to kill

[deft badge]

Look I agree

[viral dagger]

How is zealot now a days for elite/flak clearing like stealth and 2h weapon

[deft badge]

I just don't think the playerbase would handle losing well

[calm salmon]

Point for the hive guard that I'm making is that since you can't beam through their head with medium pen anymore, light pen is the objectively correct choice. That or the eruptor/crossbow

Everything else dies to light pen

[sterile stone]

Nothing changed

[calm salmon]

with higher dps than medium pen weapons

[hexed igloo]

It pisses me off they didn't the whole "haha heehee realism" and then armor is just indestructible like enough 9mm can break thru just about anything

[calm salmon]

While true

it takes over 300 rounds of 9mm to break through soft armor

[calm salmon]

and it'll never break through steel plate

[hexed igloo]

You mean irl?

[calm salmon]

though the brass shrapnel will probably swiss cheese the wearer's chin

Yeah

That's ignoring what that does to the chest though

[hexed igloo]

The fuck kinda soft armor you using

[calm salmon]

at some point blunt force trauma kicks in

[calm salmon]

Kevlar and modern clothing build quality is insane

[glossy cloud]

Huh.

[calm salmon]

you can put down 150 rounds of 9mm into a standard level 3a kevlar vest and not break through the kevlar

[sterile stone]

Yeah but shock absorption

You’ll die from a caved in chest before that armor breaks

[calm salmon]

See:

[hexed igloo]

However alternatively this is insect chitin which isn't particularly tough

[calm salmon]

it's SpaceChitin™

[obsidian prairie]

This is why we need to return to the golden era of cuirass with padding and mail

[hexed igloo]

no space magic guys

[calm salmon]

We did

it's called steel plate

ar500 is basically just a cuirass

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah and it looks like ass

[calm salmon]

that stands up to 7.62x51

[obsidian prairie]

I don't want any stupid plate carrier
I just want a full breastplate

[delicate shadow]

the humble high velocity AP round:

[calm salmon]

Too bad, plate carriers are more efficient and offer better mobility for all 95 positions a soldier will take

Yeah, steelcore/tungstencore penetrators are spoopy

[delicate shadow]

ah yes, the 95 soldier positions of the combat sutra

[glossy cloud]

But they don't have the same vibes so therefore they are effectively worse.

[sterile stone]

I mean we’d have modern day juggernaut suits if we advanced exo skeletons to offload the heavy ass armor

[glossy cloud]

[calm salmon]

ehhhhhh

If it doesn't offer insane mobility, it's pretty worthless

[obsidian prairie]

Military analysts are the death of style

[deft badge]

I don't think it'd be worth the cost I'm ngl to you

[delicate shadow]

you'd also need a cooling system and even then your mobility is cooked

[calm salmon]

any Ramsheed with an RPG will turn that soldier into spam

[delicate shadow]

and ain't nobody is investing that much into random joe soldier man

[deft badge]

All big juggernaut armor means is a new round will be made to pen it

[sterile stone]

I was thinking of using a big fuck off suit for defense in this case

[calm salmon]

We already have it

It's called HEAT

[deft badge]

Lemme get the meme again

[calm salmon]

if it's ceramic mixed

like tank armor

then APFSDS

[shadow spruce]

dudette you dont even have to worry abt pen the impact alone would turn you to soup

[delicate shadow]

we should invent technologies that make war impossible

[calm salmon]

I image it'd have a gel layer like the halo armor

[sterile stone]

We have that

Nukes

[delicate shadow]

and then we can force governments to do airsoft tournaments to solve disputes

[calm salmon]

but that's FutureTech™ that doesn't exist yet

[sterile stone]

[delicate shadow]

ok technologies that actually work

because clearly it ain't worked

[calm salmon]

I think world leaders should duel in the Colosseum to settle disputes

Turkey wants Greek land?

[shadow spruce]

straight up the limiting factor is the human body

[calm salmon]

Time for the two presidents to duel it out in Rome

[sterile stone]

Watching two geriatric 60 something politicians engaging in blood sport for territory

[obsidian prairie]

You see this is why The Head is based as fuck
Ridiculous taxes on guns and ammo
Penetration limits
Limits on explosives

[sterile stone]

I mean it’d make great entertainment

[calm salmon]

France wants Nuclear and Germany keeps denying it?

ENGARDE

[sterile stone]

Isn’t Germany choking itself out with coal powered plants

[calm salmon]

That'sthejoke.gif

[calm salmon]

Importing Natural Gas from Russia, while building up coal power and preventing expansion of Nuclear in the EU

[deft badge]

I am never gonna find ts again

[calm salmon]

Is that

a holes meme?

in the great 2026?

[sterile stone]

No that’s from get out

[calm salmon]

Looks like the black guy from Holes who got murdered for having the hots for a white chick

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/when-i-lose-my-swich-stare-worried-gif-15090979

[shadow spruce]

mister i can fix that

[void bison]

secretly an old white dude

[sterile stone]

Ever since this movie came out I always keep the flash on my camera on

Can never be too careful

[void bison]

always have a deer head nearby incase you need to skewer someone preparing to lobotomize you

I still need to watch Nope

[misty nova]

Yeah they're facing taking the machine gun sentries and making them useless

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-holding-laugh-covering-laugh-gif-10899551814881068905

Just babysit the sentries now

[void bison]

it immediately killed the already absent excitement for that update

for me I mean

[misty nova]

Just run heavy pen 24/7/365

Don't worry about it

[shadow spruce]

i dont think i have any aside from stratagems

[misty nova]

Join the amr enjoyers

More standard damage than autocannon

Slightly less durable

[shadow spruce]

stinky

[misty nova]

Free backpack slot

[shadow spruce]

dont like it

i have no reason to play the game

[glossy cloud]

Yeah this is

Certainly a change people asked for?

Idk what the fuck is happening with HD2 anymore.

[shadow spruce]

nothing good

https://tenor.com/view/the-last-of-us2-lev-tlou2-fat-geralt-lev-punched-gif-18141870

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-sahur-67-67-meme-fortnite-emote-gif-13299458995536216312

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710505734282018889/1211197637781356614/2024-02-25_084439968.gif

[quiet gull]

ALL PRAISE THE AUTOCANNON

[shadow spruce]

@calm salmon what did you mean about salvaging plates

[zinc talon]

new helldivers warbond armor is the space marine-iest I've seen yet

[zinc talon]

SC?

if you go into asteroid fields like you were gonn amine

there are points of interest that show up on your scanner in multiples of hard 5000

5-10-15 etc

each one of those is a major plate from the superstructure of something bigger

they're basically just walls and whatnot you can grab and spin and salvage relatively quickly compared to flying around picking a larger ship clean

people claim they're the fastest way to fill your hold but I disagree

[drowsy steppe]

i fw that beat

[zinc talon]

they do fill your hold quickly, but you have to know the art of zipping through an asteroid field checking your scanner to find the ones that stack in multiples of 5000

and you actually have to find one

and you have to hunt it down to where you're right in front of it

and after all that, there's no guarantee someone hasnt already been there

you do that two or three times and they've already been picked clean, and you just spent as much time trying to even get started as you would have finishing stripping a ship of your own

[shadow spruce]

?

[zinc talon]

nope

hard 5000s

that's just a relatively large collection of rocks that added up to close to 15

[misty nova]

Apparently the bugdivers are too good and must be stopped

[zinc talon]

oh lemme tell yall, I just finished playing new bugs at tier 9

they are fast like FAST like sonic the hedgehog memes

[misty nova]

Kill 5 billions Bile Titans MO and they'll have 50% done in 30 minutes

https://tenor.com/view/king-von---armed-%26-dangerous-gif-14036418018113420066

[zinc talon]

they're so fast the net code can't keep up all the time

and they'll sail past you and have to turn around and start again

and the spawn rate is meme tier

we had FOUR DIFFERENT BUG BREACHES UP AT ONCE

[misty nova]

I heard the spore bugs were speed blitzing shit

[zinc talon]

FOUR

it's so bad you can stand on the top of a hill almost like it's armor

[void bison]

when you kill one it pops into gas and the others that go through it are so fast the animation looks bugged

[zinc talon]

they rush at you soi quick they catch air at the top and sail off into the distance

[misty nova]

Whether intentional or not that's not for me to decide

[shadow spruce]

fun fact if ur FOV is too high the screens wont render

[zinc talon]

is THAT why

[void bison]

everything is intentional until they need to change something to sell a warbond better

[misty nova]

Make speedy bugs
Make gas apply 25% slow

[zinc talon]

oh since oyu mention

gas drones are the #1 best thing you can bring

saved my ass so many countless times

[misty nova]

Termicide 2.0 incoming

So next Warbond is chemical agents part 2

[void bison]

they should sell a sentry experts warbond that doesn't actually have any new items or stratagems but if you buy it you can spend 250 medals to make the mg and gatling penetrate chaff again

[misty nova]

And have an armor passive unrelated to the sentries and shit

[void bison]

and in the superstore is the most meta sentry in the world but it's 800 SC

[hexed igloo]

The armor passive does nothing to resist gas damage it just negates the new 25% slowdown in gas

[void bison]

wait good call

[hexed igloo]

Also +30 armor

[void bison]

the next chemical agents will have armor that does everything the current gas armor does but better + it will also negate the slowdown

for 2500 SC because the gas is premium

[hexed igloo]

Extra padding is the flex tape of helldivers

[void bison]

i've got a flex tape meme I can't post here

[hexed igloo]

Do tell

One time I wrapped my arm in flex tape that shit ain't no joke on god

Ripped out all my hair and if I didn't use isopropyl it woulda taken my skin with it too

[void bison]

I probably cannot specify what it is either

[misty nova]

Still salty that medium Advanced Filtration armor+vitality booster isn't immune to gas

[hexed igloo]

Just send it bozo

[hexed igloo]

Still salty the tox armor in general doesn't give gas immunity

[misty nova]

Isn't 6 dollar 🦐 like an old meme

[void bison]

shramp

[shadow spruce]

gianni voice over meme

[void bison]

❌

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-shrimp-special-meme-prawn-gif-16852465397495686605

[misty nova]

Yeah that one

[hexed igloo]

I mean dm

[shadow spruce]

i can hear him

[misty nova]

Srimp

[hexed igloo]

Srimp

[misty nova]

True

[hexed igloo]

I get the fire armor not giving total resistance

[plush estuary]

bully./....

child beater is hurting dotte

[hexed igloo]

I think the fire armor should make it impossible for you to ignite but still take (reduced) damage from being in fire

[shadow spruce]

wont happen

[hexed igloo]

But gas? Man it's gas

[shadow spruce]

arrohead hates you

[hexed igloo]

The armor is literal hazmat suits

[shadow spruce]

too bad

wont get fixed

buy more warbonds

theyll add armor thats immune like a super special premium warbond that costs 2500 sc

[hexed igloo]

Genuinely they gotta just stop pumping out warbonds it should be 1 every 6 months who cares

[placid fiber]

Nah, 5000sc minimum

[shadow spruce]

real

[hexed igloo]

They hit the limit of what roles different things can fill like 3 or 4 bonds ago now its just new weapons that completely outclass their predecessors

Or are abysmal dogshit

[zinc talon]

power creep is inevitable in any game

but I'm not disagreeing

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but they haven't done a thing to slow it it's power sprint vro

They've gone thru 8 years of powercreep in less than 2

[void bison]

explosions meta

[shadow spruce]

i literally have no reason to play anymore

[zinc talon]

I mean

[misty nova]

Here's 500 different assault rifles
Just like in real life

🗣️

[zinc talon]

I enjoy the game every time I sit down to play, new weapons old weapons same shit different shit

it's just fun every time

[hexed igloo]

2 of them are good and the rest are dogshit just like real life

[zinc talon]

perhaps, maybe, a realignment of what you play the game for would help everyone enjoy it more

just a thought, not attackin

[hexed igloo]

I play games to have fun generally

[zinc talon]

but ^this

is the pace of tier 9 new =bugs

[shadow spruce]

nuh uh

[hexed igloo]

Not to play the game like a fulltime job just to get the new content

[shadow spruce]

straight up i have no reason to play bondslop

[hexed igloo]

It's just dlcslop

[zinc talon]

ah well I enjoy farming SCs with my squaddies as its own variety game mode

[shadow spruce]

stinky

[zinc talon]

so I usualyl have the cost covered by the time the next warbond popos up

[shadow spruce]

stinky

[zinc talon]

naw man, hive lord cave biome

no bunkers

[shadow spruce]

stinky

[zinc talon]

SCs just sitting on the ground

run a 2, bring a car, find em all, reset, done in 2 minutes

[shadow spruce]

stinky

[zinc talon]

becomes a speed run kinda challenge

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[shadow spruce]

its not even fun from a horde shooter perspective

[void bison]

I wish I had 81,000 super credits

[shadow spruce]

you know whats fun for a horde shooter

left for dead 2

[void bison]

very daring and brave choice

[shadow spruce]

you know what doesnt make me buy over TWENTY DLCS to have fun

left for dead 2

[zinc talon]

bad screenshot but

FOUR bug breaches

[shadow spruce]

stinky game

game stinky

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-dude-yeah-well-you-know-thats-just-like-your-opinion-man-gif-10470601

[shadow spruce]

we have established ur opinons are bad

[hexed igloo]

Here's the thing with SC grinding, generally in games where there is a mechanic of grinding the premium currency, the gain is slow but the amount of stuff you can get with it is decent, as a random example gacha games, the premium currency is for cosmetics and pulls generally, and you both get enough "gems" and free pulls to keep you going, and you can save to whale every once in a while

We don't get shit for free here, and the amount of SC from farming would be more fitting to a bond every few months

[zinc talon]

I agree with every point

at the same time, I really don't mind the excess of content

[glossy cloud]

I strongly dislike that you're forced to SC farm on lower difficulties tbh

[zinc talon]

same

I mean you can just the same on 7

but the return rate is slower

[void bison]

sometimes I hope one of those powerful gamers joins my lobby and spawns a bunch of it

[shadow spruce]

you have two full time jobs you can afford to just buy it okri

[zinc talon]

and I do when I need to

[glossy cloud]

Then it's not really farming at that point.

[zinc talon]

sure, I think that's how they feel too

[hexed igloo]

Excess of content is fine man
Excess of paid content isnt

[zinc talon]

if you're farming SCs then run 2s

if you're just earning em run full tier

[glossy cloud]

And you're actively hurting your intake by playing a difficulty that isn't efficient for it

Which is fucking dumb.

[zinc talon]

hey I'm with all yall here, if it were me at the helm shit would hit different

[void bison]

I've just really been starting to despise the pattern of denying an issue until it's time to monetize it

[shadow spruce]

"ai generate me 30 more warbonds"

[hexed igloo]

Imo it'd be a hell of a lot better if it was a free warbond say every 6 months and then 1 paid bond between each free one

[zinc talon]

and I don't see anyone curageous enough to stop that trend either, that's the sad fact

[void bison]

buffing stealth just when it's time for stealth warbond, buffing flamers just for the flame warbond, buffing exos just for the exo warbond

[zinc talon]

the allure of instant on quick cash infusions is just too tempting

[shadow spruce]

im sure its sony

[zinc talon]

cuz what do yall think each of these warbonds nets em

[shadow spruce]

20 bucks a piece

i did the math

[zinc talon]

1000SC at full freight is $10

[hexed igloo]

Shareholders having any sway over anything should be illegal

[zinc talon]

times....

[void bison]

shareholders should be living bloodbags for a real life vampire

[zinc talon]

73,499 players online right now

[shadow spruce]

like 20 warbonds

[zinc talon]

that's uh

[shadow spruce]

youre not counting players that buy them then dont play the game

[zinc talon]

73 million dollars if everybody paid for the SC

just for the people online right now

[shadow spruce]

exactly

[zinc talon]

that is ** hard ** to ignore

idk if I could do it honestly

[shadow spruce]

it is to ignore if youre not a greedy bastard with the moral fiber of a wet spaghetti noodle

[hexed igloo]

I see a bunch of people defending arrowhead like "but overheads" mate it's hundreds of millions of dollars

[zinc talon]

and to your point on that

the multinationals know this

so any game that hits a certain tier of appeal

gets forcibly bought out

whether or not the team wants it

and then they get fired and replaced with yes men

it's an industry wide cancer

[hexed igloo]

Counterpoint, pilestedt could've just said no

[zinc talon]

unfamiliar w that name

[glossy cloud]

Ah the man lying in 4k lol

[void bison]

I have enough to buy the warbond rn but I don't know if I have it in me to play enough matches to unlock the bullet storm

[hexed igloo]

The ceo (former?) Of arrowhead

[zinc talon]

ah

[glossy cloud]

That is crazy that he managed to pull that off and hurt the good graces of the consumer even more with that AMA

[zinc talon]

lying in 4k? I like that just wish I knew what you were mad at me for today

[shadow spruce]

i have maxed medals because i cant spend them on anything because i dont have the warbond funds

[zinc talon]

OH

HIM

SORRY

HAHAHAHA

[glossy cloud]

[void bison]

do you mean the thing where the coyote nerf "wasn't intentionally nerfing other weapons" and then htere were clips of the other devs saying "yeah we wanted to bring the fire shit down" basically

[zinc talon]

I thought we were still huffy about my ai foray yesterday

I apologize

[glossy cloud]

Yeah.

[glossy cloud]

I wasn't even there for that. 😭

[shadow spruce]

"yeah we made our bag so we're just gonna bring it to what we wanted it to be the first time round"

[zinc talon]

shame you werent, you shoulda seen the size of the dogpile

[hexed igloo]

Yeah he did an AMA the other day and his answers were either

just grind for SC
we know what you want but it's all low priority
big things in future trust
The usual corpo slop smokescreen

[zinc talon]

gawd

[shadow spruce]

tldr he uses AI to generate references for his devs to look at and then have someone go commission from real people

[zinc talon]

yknow ironically, the only real company I've seen with the stones to stand up to this

....is CiG with star citizen

the other asshole in the gaming industry

[zinc talon]

they went crowdsource ponzi scheme for their sliminess and now they're so paid they don't need corpo backing ever

[void bison]

the 2nd one is so funny

[shadow spruce]

store shitizen

[zinc talon]

oh for sure

the fucking audacity those smug assholes have in even DARING to ask for what they price their ships at

[shadow spruce]

the loss of control after quantum jumping is still around btw

[zinc talon]

boils my goddamn blood

[hexed igloo]

oh you sweet summer child

[zinc talon]

oh wait

like, you warp, you land

you can't get up, can't move, can't

[glossy cloud]

Ah. I see. I will cease to put my two cents here since it seems like it was already a big stink recently.

[void bison]

I was fairly charitable to arrowhead comparitively to many others and then it was "yeah everything you want is shitcanned rn and we're working on new warbonds, also lets keep buffing durable damage in case mission objectives and anything besides a red stratagem is too strong"

[zinc talon]

naw man opinions are like assholes

[shadow spruce]

no you warp, then you cant move forward or turn

[zinc talon]

everybody's got one and they all stink

this place is a veritable latrine right now

so sit down and grunt

[hexed igloo]

I think you need to wipe better if your asshole stinks

[void bison]

wiping is for gay

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-5165192032875540412

[zinc talon]

my lips to god's ears, I have not wiped my ass since the plague

best choice I ever made

[hexed igloo]

Thats crazy I be wiping knuckle deep

[zinc talon]

I just time my shits to my showers and hop in the shower after

no more itchy butt, ever

[shadow spruce]

you are both vile

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-peter-parker-spider-man-across-the-spider-verse-having-a-snack-eating-a-burger-gif-10938776235461565795

[zinc talon]

my ass doesn't stink, my ass doesn't itch

[hexed igloo]

You get it

[zinc talon]

quality of life vastly improved

I highly suggest yall do the same

[glossy cloud]

I chose a great time to eat a sandwich clearly.

[zinc talon]

just poop before your shower

[sterile stone]

There was another song I know you woulda liked, but I can’t remember what the hell it was.

[void bison]

https://youtu.be/uqv0uUwGZjs?si=gcTPIwwSuFwX0tqw

[hexed igloo]

What kinda sandwich

[zinc talon]

meatball

or something vaguely poop shaped

[hexed igloo]

Nutella

[shadow spruce]

god id kill for a meatball sub

[glossy cloud]

Pastrami

[zinc talon]

chad choice

[void bison]

god id kill.

[hexed igloo]

Oh baller you got cheese?

[glossy cloud]

Swiss.

[hexed igloo]

Respectable

[glossy cloud]

It's a reuben but with pastrami basically

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-i-boop-you-nose-samoyed-circle-gif-11167169

[solar wedge]

truth

[hexed igloo]

Krieg spotted watch yo mouth

[solar wedge]

i will not tolerate slander

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1390370379184214097/1395909752189620286/togif-34.gif?width=644&height=960

thin ice buddy

[hexed igloo]

Slander has to be false

[solar wedge]

put that on god

[hexed igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427883524651876426/1463709635461779568/ezgif-100c0640ce9301cf.gif

[inland vine]

on the emperor is crazy

[solar wedge]

my reaction images have been stripped from me

[shadow spruce]

its either ww1 german larpers or ww2 german larpers so now we see how it goes

[hexed igloo]

Oh man krieg+ powerwolf quote in bio

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710505734282018889/1211197637781356614/2024-02-25_084439968.gif

[solar wedge]

they caught me larping its over chat

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/noperms-gif-27260516

[solar wedge]

4k

im gonna change my aesthetics, i've been krieg long enough

[shadow spruce]

play the video

[inland vine]

gonna save those now

[hexed igloo]

You must commit seppuku now

[glossy cloud]

What the

[hexed igloo]

You have brought dishonor to your family

[glossy cloud]

Why can't I send this message???

[hexed igloo]

Being automodded?

[glossy cloud]

Grayness

Huh???

[glossy cloud]

That's so weird

Alright lemme try this again

[hexed igloo]

Filtered because grayness sounds kinda like anus

[glossy cloud]

But then why can i say it there but not...

You must transcend the grayness.

WHY DID IT WORK THAT TIME???

[shadow spruce]

womp

[hexed igloo]

Was it automodding or just errored

[glossy cloud]

"Your message could not be delivered."

[sterile stone]

Reminds me of arcade cabinet music

[glossy cloud]

Like three times.

[hexed igloo]

Your discord had an aneurysm then

Happens

[shadow spruce]

avg zomboid clip

[hexed igloo]

Untrue no massive muscle strain

[shadow spruce]

b41

but could be modded b42

[void bison]

one day I might play zomboid

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe I’ve put you on to Saba right?

[shadow spruce]

its alright

[void bison]

alright

[delicate shadow]

undead game

[void bison]

I kinda wanna learn cataclysm: DDA more

[shadow spruce]

valid

yknow id be worried abt what im gonna say ruining my rep but honestly i dont have a rep but my quasimorph save was on the easiest difficulty

[void bison]

the game is pretty easy though

[shadow spruce]

im bad at it

[full nebula]

Project zomboid would be infinitely better if it was built 3rd or 1st person instead of isometric

[shadow spruce]

i also never left the starter planet

[sterile stone]

That’s definitely take….

[void bison]

you can just get flame grenades and throw them in a room and then block the door

eventually you get more materials for recycling stuff then it costs to make them iirc

[shadow spruce]

woah !

i love kevin

[drowsy steppe]

uuuh i dont remember

[sterile stone]

https://youtu.be/poYy7ZgpZk0?si=hJCc9-7ZcI1ls84C

[opal star]

lord they buffed spore strain

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-rage-mad-angry-smash-gif-1998418158989463064

[glossy cloud]

Wait this is good.

I'm taking this recommendation as one directed at me now

Thx

[opal star]

oo that’s good actually

[median steeple]

@frosty herald did you see the re9 dlc news

Next month apparently

[sterile stone]

There’s another I’ve shown to Mal that most people usually like

[void bison]

isn't it the free update? likely mercenaries?

or are they releasing a dlc this soon

[sterile stone]

https://youtu.be/8T3rj6xxXGo?si=exdQtq9uejMob5EW

I usually rec this song to anyone that like the more mellowed out beats

Use to play this all the time at my old apartment when I cleaned up

[void bison]

I was listening to nekrogoblikon when i got an mri

[calm salmon]

I have chillstep for that

[void bison]

the headphones were toilet bowl audio

[calm salmon]

Metallica for me

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-5165192032875540412

[calm salmon]

the mri tech also said I was the best patient she's ever had

[drowsy steppe]

her voice reminds me of doja cat, fly high in the sky beat and vocals highkey

[calm salmon]

My job is to lay down and stay still? shieeeeeeet

[sterile stone]

I’ve always been meaning to to expand the library

[calm salmon]

I do that for 10 hours every night

[calm salmon]

I know this is gonna be super hippy cheesy

but just go to youtube and look up "Alan Watts chillstep"

[void bison]

I think i am a tosser and turner but I have never watched myself sleep I only awake to the devastation I cause

[sterile stone]

Yeah it’s not often you find people who listen to saba

It’s even rarer to find people who listen to kaytranda

[calm salmon]

The only reason I know I'm a turner is because none of my cats have ever liked sleeping with me

[median steeple]

It would still be dlc

[calm salmon]

I always kick them off the bed in my sleep

[median steeple]

But it's probably mercs

[calm salmon]

Poor things

[median steeple]

Well...

https://fxtwitter.com/CultureCrave/status/2049195293275726274?s=20

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)

'Resident Evil Requiem' director says players should beat the game ASAP ahead of the mini-game DLC 🧟‍♂️
︀︀
︀︀• It's unlockable after beating the main story
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︀︀• Single-player
︀︀• Releasing in May
︀︀
︀︀"Sharpen your tomahawk and wait"
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FxTwitter · Apr 28, 2026, 6:33 PM

[hexed igloo]

bugs get gas that boosts their movespeed

gas now does 25% slowdown

Classic make the problem sell the solution

[drowsy steppe]

yeah I dont really listen to them

[shadow spruce]

creechers

[median steeple]

Only on spore strain and like...

[void bison]

I need to buy a dewalt drill

[median steeple]

The free gas strat

[opal star]

forty U.S. dollar game

[calm salmon]

Gloom Spore strain getting a buff is a good thing

they were just reskinned bugs before

[median steeple]

Use fucking gas mines

[calm salmon]

Also shows how truly bad people are at the game

[median steeple]

Or gas orbital

[calm salmon]

It's not hard to kite in a straight line

[shadow spruce]

what does helldivers offer thats better than left 4 dead 2

[calm salmon]

Just like predator strain

hd2 feels better to play

better movement being the big one

[opal star]

no the fuck it does not

[calm salmon]

that and gunplay

[median steeple]

I don't like pred strain at all

[shadow spruce]

30fps feels awful what do you mean

[calm salmon]

I'm only talking gameplay

not performance

[median steeple]

Mort that's your PC

[calm salmon]

hd2 has always performed pretty badly

giga cpu bottlenecked

too many AI, not enough processing power

[sterile stone]

I’ve played FKJ for you right?

[median steeple]

Lovees CPU death

[shadow spruce]

i cant really interract with good gameplay because its being held back by 30fps avg

[median steeple]

Adapt

[calm salmon]

I played world of tanks at 7-10fps

[hexed igloo]

What doesn't darktide or deep rock offer over hd2 and l4d2

[drowsy steppe]

I think once

[calm salmon]

and managed to be in the top 1% of players

[opal star]

Why tho

[calm salmon]

skill issue mort

[sterile stone]

I like music like this

[shadow spruce]

nothing actually

[calm salmon]

I didn't have a better pc at the time

[median steeple]

Different things

[hexed igloo]

Genuinely just better games

[calm salmon]

the CPU in that laptop would get so hot my middle finger would blister because it was right under the W key

[sterile stone]

https://youtu.be/625dPre0eqk?si=om7rKtqohYYZZ_5S

[hearty nebula]

gub

[shadow spruce]

bug

[sterile stone]

I always recommend this song

It’s such a vibe

[hexed igloo]

Darktide is simply the best of the ld42 class of games, and deep rock the best of its class

[median steeple]

HD2 and Deep Rock are better for replayability long term ime, like I love LFD/2 and darktide but sometimes after your 100th run through of the same mission it's agony

That's why I rather more missions than classes right now

[hearty nebula]

it's been the opposite for me simply because the learning process for darktide has been much more fun & interesting

[hexed igloo]

Deep rock has good long-term progression

[shadow spruce]

i would rather play l4d over darktide or hd2

[hearty nebula]

you just have so much more expression in tide games

i'd rather play vt2 over darktide mind you

but i'd also rather play darktide over hd2

[median steeple]

Deep rock bottlenecks the fuck out of you ngl but at least it's fun for the most part

[hearty nebula]

its fun if you got friends

[opal star]

HD2 has "good" replayability if you’re down to pay 10 dollars (or do the sc grind I guess) every couple of months

[median steeple]

Never found deep rocks progression fun

[hearty nebula]

ya

[shadow spruce]

granted i usually rather play games with my friends but theyre all playing FFXIV EU4 and minecraft cbt edition so

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe okay last spam song

[median steeple]

Chud falls to fomo

[sterile stone]

https://youtu.be/YVpRT0_g2FQ?si=kMsdzfEfrzP5zkLo

[median steeple]

In the darktide server

Usual suspects

[hearty nebula]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vintagestory-hopon--k01KQBJ3NG2C41PSQM4SJTCBB05

[shadow spruce]

its just sitting on my pc not being played

[opal star]

Minecraft 2 is real…….

[hearty nebula]

u should play it

[shadow spruce]

no

[exotic plaza]

survival slop

[drowsy steppe]

ay i remember this one

[hearty nebula]

y not

[shadow spruce]

dont wanna

[hexed igloo]

Grindslop

[misty nova]

I did have this one period of time where I was feening for blank cores

It wasn't pretty

[hearty nebula]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pig-eating-noodles--k01KQBJ6D14Q3RNP597BWP2S4Q4

mmm slop

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/marge-simpson-the-simpsons-shy-shame-ashame-gif-16916873

[sterile stone]

I have a bigger playlist on Spotify but it’s hard to pin down what you might like

[hearty nebula]

y not

[shadow spruce]

dont wanna

[hearty nebula]

not even want to play w me?

[shadow spruce]

nope

[void bison]

should I play ribaorld, helldivers, or darktide

[shadow spruce]

something fun

[hearty nebula]

roboquest

[drowsy steppe]

Ive a big playlist too though currently I just listen to a lot of indie pop stuff

[hearty nebula]

oh

maybe go play far far west

that came out today

[void bison]

wait there's that one game that came out recently I could try that

[sterile stone]

Closest I’d do for indie pop is like

[shadow spruce]

no no not again

[sterile stone]

Toro y moi

[void bison]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/3124540/Far_Far_West/&ved=2ahUKEwirv4i2hpKUAxXymSYFHSzGOV0QFnoECBUQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2-tHWyVxdeDCgjFq5qHqdm

googol

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3124540/Far_Far_West/

Steam

Far Far West

Guns, Gears & Giddy-up!

Form a crew of bounty-hunting robot cowboys to take on dangerous contracts from the Town Sheriff. Team up with friends in 1-4 player co-op to track down dangerous targets, take them out, and bring home the bounty. It’s a dusty job, but someone’s gotta do it!…

Price

$17.99

Recommendations

1807

[hearty nebula]

noob url...

[void bison]

why is gub gub hyphenated now

woke liberal

[hearty nebula]

it has been for a while

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/W2j8FwONhk4 this the vibes

[void bison]

bro thinks they's Spider-Man 💀

[hearty nebula]

Whatever

Go my bug

[shadow spruce]

im at a point where im only playing games so i dont have to just sit around watching youtube

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/baczynski-marten-wukko-bug-meme-gif-25369786

[shadow spruce]

the bug wants his union break

[shadow spruce]

are you matching the bugs 401k

[hearty nebula]

we have 401k 2

[stuck abyss]

GOOD

[solar wedge]

something tells me you might not like krieg

[void bison]

become big ed themed

[hearty nebula]

? no way

[stuck abyss]

Really? What gave it away?

It doesn't come up much?

[median steeple]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRnIk_wEhuF/ @sullen forge

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1439328850852053175/otag.gif

[solar wedge]

i don't know, just a feeling

[shadow spruce]

he has a kid?

[median steeple]

Yea

[stuck abyss]

Very minor character trait, admitly. Doesn't come up often, but you're on the money. Gold star for you

[sterile stone]

Okay I have something very similar to this

I dunno if I’ve recommended it to you

https://youtu.be/WIGd1jQRq-w?si=hVdprUjIa44x4u5Z

[misty nova]

Is that scorpion's?

[shadow spruce]

you should skate 4

actually i should skate 4

[stuck abyss]

Oh, oh no

[misty nova]

No it isn't

My day is ruined

Still loving you by scorpions started playing

[shadow spruce]

skate 4

[misty nova]

Day restored

[hearty nebula]

do you think i'd get banned from the forums if i just posted this every day asking for fist weapons

[shadow spruce]

maybe

[misty nova]

Goat simulator x Skate

[hearty nebula]

it'd be worth it

[shadow spruce]

wait psykers could have fist weapons

psychic boxing gloves

[hearty nebula]

no

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe https://youtu.be/WGEVsh9LS9U?si=IzQSlkuic8OlsX4Y

Okay for real this time

Last song

[hexed igloo]

Psykers are the most wispy-armed pathetic creatures you've ever seen

Fist weapon goes to ogryn and perhaps one for zealot but really the only one I can see getting actual fist weapons is ogryn

[shadow spruce]

psychic boxing gloves

[hexed igloo]

It's assail but you just throw boxing gloves

Brainburst but a comically large boxing glove materializes above them then slams down

[shadow spruce]

no they punch and it hits them with a psychic powered punch

[hexed igloo]

No

[void bison]

my necromancer has a pet toad

[drowsy steppe]

yeah yea i remember this

[sterile stone]

Boy done heard most of the catalogue

I gotta gatekeep some songs

But I’ll find something you might like at some point

[hexed igloo]

I was on the bus the other day and the guy in front of me was genuinely listening to like Louis Armstrong

I might be mixing him up with someone else tho wait

One of those guys

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/jhQ4WVJwz7w

[chrome wave]

i've been jamming to this song for so long

absolutely heavenly vocal

[shadow spruce]

@void bison

[obsidian prairie]

cr20

[void bison]

planetary alignment

once in a billion years

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-watermelon-watermelon-cat-cat-crush-crush-gif-10209359194184036203

[shadow spruce]

As soon as I saw the watermelon I knew where this was going

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1439328850852053175/otag.gif

[zinc talon]

HOW BOUT NOW

MR PREDICT THE FUTURE

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/iuaLAywZKZ4 shadows of evil is tuff...

[spare talon]

i tried to learn mahjong for yakuza

all i was left with was the unrelenting desire to hang myself

[hearty nebula]

https://klipy.com/gifs/majima-goro-goro-majima--k01KQBTHQQ5F9J4CFAY21AWS0KX

[lunar fable]

My friend made that one guy go into even more debt

Cause he lost at mahjong

[hearty nebula]

yakuza players when they have to play mahjong for 50000 hours

[calm salmon]

sporeburst titan head HP

arrowhead is cooking something alright

[fading gust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372584711045517435/1492301012474659019/watermark.gif

[fading gust]

Packing some serious badonkers

[drowsy steppe]

jump maps are fun

[hearty nebula]

guh

[fading gust]

I knew there was gonna be a parkour map eventually

[drowsy steppe]

Im waiting for a surf map now

[fading gust]

Tho i didnt know you can do custom maps already

[drowsy steppe]

theres been some CS maps ported over already too

[fading gust]

Oh that'd be something

Well i can already see like racing maps with swifty movements

People are nutty with it

[glossy nimbus]

https://gamebanana.com/mods/631695

enjoy

[drowsy steppe]

I have a super mario Lash mod

[glossy nimbus]

oooo

[drowsy steppe]

there is a map for that already xd

[glossy nimbus]

Fitting

[torn whale]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-10061070920122192479

[torn whale]

The ROCKET pistol only having med Pen is truly something

I love the pee pistol

But come on

And the bugs being this fast now is just silly

[tranquil bone]

that is the explosive component. the 1000 direct is heavy

nvm AT1 actually

[calm salmon]

its AP5

by the way

not AP3

[torn whale]

Oh

I could’ve sworn it said medium

[calm salmon]

Two shots the new bile titan

[tranquil bone]

I actually like it more than the ultimatum I think

[calm salmon]

If you hit the head

[calm salmon]

I didn't know it had an unguided mode

that makes it way easier to use than the utli

[torn whale]

I love the new smg

[calm salmon]

especially in autocannon loadouts

[torn whale]

The light armor also is silly