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but the thing is, the missiles themselves have health, and that's what you're shooting at and damaging
not just a target area on the tank itself
they're like the ATST walkers that have missiles on the sides
you shoot those and they pop and take the ATST with it
that would be psycho to add in game
prob make one big block then adding a hit box for each missile
next time you see anything with external missiles like the ATST chicken walker things
shoot the missiles before they fire em
they have like 1/4ths the health the walker does
and when they go up they destroy the walker like you killed it specifically
missile barrage tanks too
the missiles in the tubes are what you shoot they just happen to take the tank with em when they get destroyed
oh my god UPDATE I have a sickness and the flamer mech is the only cure
oh, nvidia drivers also updated too, get those so you don't get barked at
thats intended
idk about the missile barrage
also thats psycho to add hitbox on each missile
well to be fair I assumed, because that's what happens when you shoot the tank in the front of the missile rack
it's how I've been killing them for a whlie now so I thought to share
maybe 2 maybe 3 eruptor rounds is all it takes
thats the point
they buff the front missile rack
with health
so like
7 erupter shot
sure, I'll test and see which is the case, either way it's tsill shoot front of missiles
7 erupter shot is whaat you need now
I'll shoot one corner a bit and another corner a bit
and see if it's hitting missiles or anywhere on that rea overall
on the machine gun bots?
yeah ballistic shield's been destructable I think the whole time
I have a squaddie I play routinely with whose unironic primary loadout is a ballistic shield and flag, others negotiable
he has almost as many melee kills as ranged
against bots my most used weapon is eruptor, safe assumption anyway
for a mech you would think they would make it at LEAST ap4 or 5
eruptor's been able to take out the shield and either arm on the machine gun bots for a while now
they're the only standard sized bot that can take a single round right to the jubblies and stay up
but if you really wuuf the shot and the area damage lands just right you can take off the shield arm itself
that being a thing before is crazy
eruptor is ** so ** satisfying to use
it's a love letter to 40k's bolter
so much so half the time I get the name wrong and just talk about it like it's a bolter
christ
helldivers is unironically giving me a hard pre-launch scolding about my nvidia drivers
and I updated em last week
they must've put something in specific to helldivers or helldivers put something specific in with this update
prolly best to update now before you play
the plasma burst sniper rifle just woke up in a cold sweat not knowing why
cant even lauch the game
that gun is so pants on head stupid you can't even be mad at it
still no buff less go
make it ap 4 and bam
it'll make a come back, they'll put a selective fire or charge or somethig on it
actuall use for a wweapon
they've just got a ton of stuff out right now across 3 or 4 warbonds less than 2 months old
so safe to say nobody is saving medals to unlock that piece of crap
i swear if they make car a warbond aswell
golf cart
single seater
oh yall since I had the nvidia stuff up
the quickest way you can get a ton more multitasking out of your machine regardless of specs or anythintg
instant-on performance booster for everyone
make sure this is set to a safe fraction of your monitor refresh rate
the game will only ask 30fps worth of work out of your card and processor
SINCE I AM ANIMATING
the entire game takes a break
well this only applies to anything you have alt tabbed in the background
you minimize darktide, darktide drops to 30fps instead of running at full speed
you restore darktide, it immediately starts running as normal
idk how that would affect on render
but for that time you're not using it, the game is only asking like 1/10th the demand it would be without the fps cap on
oh if you like, minimized the game then hovered over the program icon without restoring it?
it runs at 30fps
until you bring it back up then it's immediately back to normal
this will let you be able to minimize programs you're using and just leave them there
because they ask so little of your system only running at 15 or 30fps
they might as well not be running at all
and it saves you having to quit, reload, get back in the saddle, and keep going
need to do something else, just tab out and leave it running, the entire system will quiet down as the game stops asking for so much overhead
can see it in your task manager performance too
anyways, bigly yuge quality of life boost for literally everybody
and the older your kit is, the more it gives you back
and if you do it in your global settings, it does that for every game everywhere and every program everywhere
no need to go in and fiddle with the specific .exe
activate now, benefit forever
anyways try it, or don't, I aint your dad
I'm your daddy
yea def get the drivers, new version of DLSS and multiframe rolled out
What is it based on
prolly isn't compatible
looks like baki got a job as a prison warden
i....really would have expected it to be bigger than that
ok I really would have thought it'd've been bigger
roy my goat
moo?
it's certainly a very interesting tattoo
Count yourself lucky it doesn't say choking hazard
I would say something rather salacious here but this is a public server
BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY
gah..
Hi guys
Shoutout to the emperor
hewwo
I HATE that guy
whom do you not hate?
Countries with free healthcare
Loser

"Best healthcare in the world" and making me wait for 3 hours in the emergency room

Well they said best, not the most timely
Yeah but when the downside of countries with free healthcare is wait times
It's the same fucking thing but free LMAO
better than not being able to afford it
you get help eventually instead of not wanting to go to the hospital in the first place because you will be worse off
even in countries without free healthcare it cost no where as much as the us lmao
But dude, the quality is better
(the humble Expired Items somehow getting past both the materials stocking person, two nurses, and a doctor)
But the doctors are more knowledgeable!
(the humble misdiagnoses and refusal to test for no reason at all, despite patient insistence)
get a scratch
now you cant afford to live
inshallah
Amaze amaze ama
absolutely meaningless sketch that i made just so i can replicate it in spore but it turns out one of my mods felt like breaking today so im not doing that
might be a little too much like roblox 4 me
feels weird to have a marketplace on gmod
wouuld
https://youtu.be/Ro0Mmov8Jag?si=oigzEA2oAM3C88ju they're fucking frolicking
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Of course you would
A super walmart and a massive parking lot would look amazing here
true
Had some cornball ogryn place a medkit in an open field after a funnel door
Gets downed dies then leaves
Very high lvl too btw
I started playing grounded again
Man this game is wild
I killed a black widow with a sword made out of toenails and infused with the power of sour candy
gonna check the shop
YEAH
A GOOD NEWS
@ivory marlin
IMMA BOUTA BUST
Wuh
the heckdiver 2 game being shit
clash cleaner being peak
I LOVE YOU CASH CLEANER
Do you wash it with soap
But does the washing machine use soap
Detergent
Close enough
Idk if it’s peak but it’s definitely at least the base camp before peak


I love this gif
It's so cute
I stole it from either psycho or val
Hence why I hate it
What doin
Sitting in the ER waiting for my wife to get X-rays done on her right shoulder
Yeouch
It has been hurting her for a week or 2 and she finally decided to go get it looked at
Probably a good idea
I said something about getting it looked at a week or so ago, but, she kept putting it off
hehe punch
TFW you put a $10 bill in the vending machine for a $1 thing and get all 1's back
I have 9 $1 bills now

Yeah that’s a hospital vending machine for ya
The drink we got was warm as well (it was $3, but, I had 2 1's and a 10)
I thought I had 3 1's so I put them in first
Yup
At least warm sprite isn't the worst
"product reviewed for free" dawhg what
its joever
oh my god bruh
What kind of name is that though
Sex box?
Really that's your game maker name
sex maker
i mean if you really squint i guess you could read it like that
s&box is just gonna get flooded with low effort ai slop
far far west
which one? sichuan?
also a pretty banger soundtrackhttps://youtu.be/QeMtP3GMyZs?si=qtmpHE4SuuQQLPMm
All credit goes to Far Far West and Evil Raptor, I am not affiliated with either of them, and I'm only uploading this for accessibility's sake. This track plays during storms and boss fights.
can i help you
has this full released yet
out of beta tests and into EA or still in beta tests
be so fucking for real
early access
baller
I have no clue
even if i could afford it i'd probably bounce of it again bc i have no one to play it with
Vfx slop at an acceptable price
Sure
Count me in
no its actually goated
What the dawg doin
is fire pistol, acid and voodoo skills still the meta or no
watching my friend stream and it is legit really cool game
That looks like a good grilled cheese
helldivers 2 if arrowhead locked the fuck in and made it wild west
truly
Yeah it has an acceptable price
I'll check it out when payday hits
Conqq the rock
Get tripe bro trust
I had buche yesterday
Yummers
Don’t usually care for pork
needs a bit of sea salt
we hate our scab cousins
just because they get a bit more budget they act like hot shit
having to hide behind their flak/carapace
Ghost Hunters, thank you for your patience.
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meanwhile we have our beautiful muscles
look at that
isnt that the peak of male performance
I like the sound of my helbore hitting a headshot
this a banger
did they make the helbore not atrocious to use
The sight is still doodoo bunz
Yeah
still can't wrap my head around making the most precision-based weapon in the game have the worst sights ever
This is my only clip with helbore
you rang
You can tell its a jellypost clip cuz i melee at nothing
thinking abt this
Helbore moment
Dude it's so good once you actually try it and just lean into the "I am john shoot man" mindset
I looooove helbore
i mean its alright
wylder the first dude to do a double jump with a stake driver
what did bro even do 😭
Give back ability duration
He was glowing

I don’t even care about that he was glowing
unsuspecting shooter about to eat several thousand damage for the crime of existing
I see that yellow outline and in the next second I don’t
why are you sending me this
You showed a bright screen thing, so I temporarily swapped to light mode to add to the bit
Ok try buche then
your joke sucks
Gottem
Didn’t even lose ammo
The hell is that
Wouldn't do anything
Pork stomach
You could shoot an ogryn player in the head irl and they would still be able to play just fine
I don’t do pork
Sodium in high amounts can cause swelling
So what you're telling me is I need sodium to gain weight
Granted it was smothered in onions cilantro avocado sauce and lime but you know
I wouldn’t recommend pork
hawk tuah
There’s better fats if you’re trying to bulk
Hi willow
Boiled chicken and rice
So true
The basic white girl of foods
But never fails
Do you want to clean bulk or dirty bulk?
Cause like if you're just trying to harvest mass you can eat whatever
Why are we harvesting mass?
Guys i cant wait till i live next to a gym
so true bestie
Meow is awesome
Look at em
Jelly about to be our buff lesbian
💀

yeah
Rip
Yeah looks like ai, someone plant bamboo seeds under this guys toenails
i’m so greeeen
i’m wearing neon green gloves rn
I have a hard time telling what is and isn't ai

for bloodborne pathogen training
Why are you green
Wait did okri get banned after that whole ai argument?
wait did he
because green is the color of awesome
Then surely having bamboo planted under your nails will help you remember
is hitler dead
Bwuh
I have genuinely no idea
He's right there
Nah okri is still here
fuck
You can ping him
hitler found alive in argentina
Oh well nvm I guess
I could summon him if I so desired
blows you up
I figured he’d have often the boot after what
Why?
The 3rd time the ai argument popped up
Do we like, ban people for ai here
ai arguments and overall being often inflammatory
he hasnt posted ai images
he has
I was going to say
Is he inflammatory?
Him posting ai several times is what’s sparked the arguments
Tbh I just mentally envision him as an old kinda out of touch guy
So maybe I let it go
Ive heard there’s medicine to calm inflammation
Depending on where you are
getting into pointless arguments over ai, pointless stances he takes over slopshit darktide takes and then dies on the hill, says that anyone calling him out on posting ai”killed the mood”
It’s illegal
Yeah, fair enough
I don't interact with him super often
how bad are the takes exactly
Of course it's Argentina
too lazy to find them
It's always Argentina
fuck kinda pox hound modifier is this
oh yeah, auric train map. Team lacking damage in the captain and the psyker using smite
The new fire breathing patch coming in late 2026
Tox flamer hell hounds
Idk how bad they actually are but they make me think the dudes brain is broken and he can't find inspiration in things anymore
they lunge at you as normal and then pull this shit
mostly cuz of the marketplace
filled with ai slop
roblox and it's impact on these type of games is why it's like that
it also apparent that the devs support ai generated content as they said on their discord too
and considering the devs supporting ai they wont remove it
How the mighty have fallen
just be happy og gmod didn't release in a post roblox world
gmod is also just nothing burger when you wanna play custom servers
what happened prop hunt, hide seek and other fun modes
and then your staff just blatantly supports ai
Mods
if not garry himself
most normal players moved on
it's benn 90 years
i was barely sentient when garry's mod was first playable
still got to play it in it's prime tho
i remember that one mode that was so popular that it pretty much was the metaverse
Hotel something
Roblox
that later made to a standalone game
TRANSYLVANIA
habbo hotel
oh yerah that
a lot of gmod gamemodes evolved into their own games
and then flopped
most of the time
true
didnt this stem from the elevator
gmod is like the perfect format because how easy is to pick and casual fun
This game tried to come back btw
but end up make their own game only to fail
It’s on steam now
Sex and butts? Gross lambda keep it to yourself
LOL
somehow makes source 2 have performance issues
fucking lmao
I remember you @ing me yesterday but icl i just cleared the notification without reading it
it was in ey kabu
Yeah
Ah
that's not nice
Mimimi
I do that shit sometimes ngl
It's pretty deserved tho given I was literally just flaming him for having a mullet
I need touchups soon
I dunno if it’s just me
But the dynamic between a friend who has people call them their irl name
And their user name
Will always be a weird thought
Like I met you as your user name
Is what your legal name is
I think im gonna go even shorter on the side this time
Tbh for me it depends more on how often you change your username
You will always be username
You will be Argus cause you change your username too often
I mean I've got a friend and I just randomly alternate between his name and his username
with no real like
consistency
That’s so weird
I have a group i met as real name for everyone besides 1 and so i call everyone besides that one by their real name
And it’s odd cause I have a completely different friend group who knows me by my original user name
Naitto?
Yep
I call you “the closeted one”
I don’t even know you
Changing Argus name to RuPaul Contestant 2027
LOL
Absolutely foul
Only reason I even picked Argus as a name is because of how severely illiterate people are
I've been wyv for years and years at this point
Never 
LOL
People would add random fucking letters to my name for no reason
what did i walk into
Ok “val”
yeah I mean
a name i used once in this server because that's what I got called by people anyway
isnce that was my zealot name
Yeah you're just puri
I forgot what Mal’s og name even was
I get called jelly despide being jellypost
I just got so accustomed to calling him Mal
I got a nickname of a username
Mal has always been Mal hasn't they?
I honestly don’t know
Like I remember them being Mal Y1 darktide cord
I swear his name was much longer
I mean most people I know don't type out full names if they can cut it off
like we dont call Lambda Lamdacore
I call him Lamb
Call him French instead
Did someone play heckdiver 2 yet?
I call you Win cause I kept fucking up reading your name

Call him a quebecoise or parisian
Binger insult
call me mister awesome
Mister E
mister pee
Call me whatever you want but only after paying me 50000000000000$
yeah
How is it?
Thats not even the owner of concrete
ts not worth it
here's the catch
All the money vanishes in 2 days
u can just call him jellypup anyway
I forgor I was in reply mode
Spent on magic card packs
and he can't stop you
Concrete or I blow
Nah
In 1 day?
Id buy a car and a house and insulin
Have you heard jelly friend name the cat
I don't know who named it
Up there with hp lovecraft
it's just a banger name
I really enjoy when cats have dumbass names ngl
I named concrete years ago
oh u picked this
Like 2020 i went “if i ever get a cat im naming it concrete”
i thought it was like a shelter name
Nah his original name was mister mustache
how is it worse
concrete is a straight upgrade
Yeah
He responds to it too
I go “wheres my concrete” and he comes running
Its very cute
I love my cat
2
Did you name him that after what fell onto his head?
oh so he's really young actually
it's ok if ur white jelly
No
my caucasian friend
chud
nice try
mf is pale as kasper the ghost
casper the friendly ghost?
My phone white washes me dude
No the racist ome
Idk why
Like jelly
(A well know racist)
Brother has the arm of a female softball coach
Not beating the lesbian allegations
Im just fat dawg
And this coming from a German french
i spent years in the south
Your hairstyle say otherwise
Wild
LOL
Bro said brick and mortar
I mean think of the positives
Oh the joys of a cat
Atleast you didn’t get the broccoli cut
its hd2
nothing fundamentally changed
i have a salvage ship now
How's the lumberer
fantastic vid
I always said I'd reinstall for it but I'm ngl idk if I even care
I forget how drastic the peeling was
He is inclined the agree
she is so clueless
the new biomes are beautiful at least
Misgendering my cat is crazy
1 you can't acess rn but i've seen leakes
He’s pretty stupid
Just reminded me of a old video
got the lion cut
forgot how playful young cats can be
Wearing boots
my cat is just a lazy fucker now
Concrete likes cuddling more than playing
He’d rather lay next to me
Unless im sleeping
Is this a joke about the loss of your cat
Yes
the flamethrower kinda sucks
cannon is fine for single target
How many rounds?
im surprised cherdley is still alive after he almost drowned in 2 inches of water
Dude is still getting millions of views til this day
I half expected his channel to be abandoned by now
God i hate seeing my first name
Oh nah he still does skits
Cherdley?
Ayeee saaame
But expensive
What are you gonna name yourself
i go by norbert
Big shoes to fill with that one ngl
Its my middlename
ah
Im max
I really like my name ngl
:D
Tongs is a good name
Yes it is
What if you named yourself Jelly
Im not gay enough
Idk about that pal
I thought about swapping to Alyx but thats just making an androgynous name androgynous
Could always go with a Roman name
I feel like those weird alternate spellings of names are just fucking weird
This was my first thought as well lmao
Larp
The entire crowd judged silently type beat
Thanks guys
they're being pretty vocal in their judgement actually
Devil’s advocate
I judge openly
You do have the standard gay guy haircut
Bro knows 1 gay guy
What if you named yourself Angel and we all called you Gelly or something
💀
Romano
Well
Christopher Romano Cortez
Bro is cheese
Like the cheese?
I know you
My current initials are “H.A.S” and so id want to keep it a funny 3 letter word
So thats more than one
Oh true mb
Maybe a middle name that starts with s
So its an “A.S.S” name
But that feels cringe
Alexis Salazar Serrano?
Holy shit i forgot you knew that
Knew what?
Salazar
What?
Jelly's right hand comes off?
😔
Dude lost his hand after punching a wall
The ranked seige losing streak claims all
Argus when the joke flies over his head
I was trying to make my own
One of the many downsides of being 2 inches tall
Jelly are you hispanic?
Guatemalan
I smell like brown sugar and vanilla
I think ramon would fit
Cuz the store was out of my usual bodywash
I once worked with a 'Jackson' whose name was spelled as Jaxxon
He appeared had a son in mexico named alexander who was stillborn
Doesn’t talk about it much
Makes sense
500 flamethrower fuel, 25 cannon rounds
I probs wouldnt name yourself alex or alexander then
it seems like its the standard flamethrower damage though, and it's super wonky to aim
That's more than I imagined tbh
Breakthrough has 70 shotgun rounds with AP4 or 5 or something
and you can forever stunlock chargers with your shield 
Choosing a name is hard
I heard them saying cremator
Shrimpacus
shoot him
So true!!!!!
Just based off using it a couple of times
like I said, wonky aim
Shrimpacus salazar
so that's probably doing something to ttk
Mmh
I'm surprised they haven't managed to magically nerf fire damage again
@calm salmon is the pocket heat seeking missile any good?
No
lol
Better than people saying im harry potter
Don't forget the ap 4 bug
FOR NO REASON
Didn't grab it yet
The evil house’s founder was salazar slitherin
But it's competing with the Ultimatum, so unless it has 2500 damage or something, no probably not 
That helps me not at all but ok
you should just be instantly expelled if you get put in slytherin 
They’re making a new Harry Potter movie tho
The green one
Wrong reply
they made hive guard's armor ap4 but it's extremely low hp now so anything that hits the joint will shred
The Breakthrough is definitely the highlight of the warbond though
The green one
Idk im hufflepuff
Born to be a side character
the lumberer needs better ammo
They did the same thing with fire
Not “that gay” btw
ravenclaw
they also buffed gas finally lol
Lumberer needs more flamer fuel
Cant stop winning
25 cannon rounds is incredibly generous
That was dj kalad right?
yes
.what's the pen with the mech with a shield
Yep
Honestly, trade away 10 cannon rounds and give me another 500 flamer fuel and I'd like it a lot more
Is the shield any goog?
i've seen they made the terminids faster now
goog
the spore strain yeah
that's cool, they actually skitter
And then buffing terminid durable damage
I dunno. bugs only go up to AV4 on normal enemies
His head is shaped like a family sized can of ravioli
the gas makes them SUPER fast
So. . . AP4?
A chainsaw and flamer?
Thats the gif playing on my keyboard
I haven't shot a tank on the bots or anything with the shotgun
doesnt this just make them dunk on literally every vehicle (and sentries) hard
Yup lmao
That's wat I said
oh yeah the superstore armor came out
Mech is tanky enough
it looks like ass
i like it
Not the durability of the mechs
it looks like a tie pilot kinda
TOO RED
It's the turrets that really suffered
and the helm looks fucked
Chinese armor
one commander strike kills all the turrets now 
i like gilded armor with golds and whatnot
They didn't
it's just the body vent
jesus
not the turret vent
the back of the turret is av3
turret vent is still av3
You best start believing in the grunt fantasy
Cause you’re living in one
Then wat vent did they buff to 4
This is reay confusing btw
I've just been running the auto turret
body vent
still pulls weight
I thought the tank only had theglowing vent
already died super fast anyway
therez 2
Body vent? For which one again?
the tanks ass
@rough token
not the turret
i'm getting ragebaited
Oh
@signal spoke
That's not a sword
have u seen the second biome ?
Executioner one
That's a chunk of metal disguise itself as one
No?
can we marry her?
idk if it's playable yet
I am killing this man
Is a spear a sword with just a long handle? @rough token
no
@keen heath what voice did you give her?
only england
No a stick with a knife strapped on top
i bet that she has french voice
Mr.Krabs ass discount
the german lady voice

Should have gone irish
quick little showcase + warbond
00:00 Map Showcase
00:37 Exo Experts Showcase
02:00 Deciduous + Lumberer
05:47 Superstore Showcase
06:00 Oasis Showcase
#helldivers #helldivers2
i think the timestamp shoulkd work
How about arming sword length blade?
when are they releasing a gundam style mech
When they run out of money
Syntax error
Imagine helldivers does a 40k cross over
i rlly don't like gundam styled mechs
They wouldnt
they cool!
Moreg
Despite being hispanic ive never had takies
actually
armored core style mechs
Rust collabing with 40k will never make any sense to me
aka fast modular mechs
I almost got tap by a asian Spanish galaxy once
FUCK
I FUMBLED IT HARD
Armored core is too cool to adapt for arrowhead
Fuck now I wanna play a armorcore game with mechwarrior mod level of costumisation
i'd argue smaller faster mechs are more practical than big walking targets asking to be drone striked

Still no dlc

