zealot-class

[sterile stone]

But not every bi person is pan

Or something like that

[wheat matrix]

Yeah idk putting itself in a category then getting outperformed by mort is kinda cooked

[shadow spruce]

bruh im just playing farming sim im catchin strays

[wheat matrix]

They’re not strays

[obsidian prairie]

Highly unfortunate

[heady rapids]

I'm crying

[obsidian prairie]

Not the strays the farming sim

[ivory marlin]

Im crine

[sterile stone]

Think of the positives

Atleast you have life experience

[ivory marlin]

True

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-cruise-shades-cool-smug-cool-shades-gif-18677159

[shadow spruce]

im having fun

[wheat matrix]

Jelly you have a job too

[ivory marlin]

Man i wanna go home

[wheat matrix]

Tats something

[sterile stone]

Wait what

Brother tell me this is memes

[solar gorge]

i am hone at my computr and u are not

[sterile stone]

It’s been 3 years

[ivory marlin]

Yeah but it sucks id rather work anywhere else

[heady rapids]

I'm in a hotel room rn peeing in bottles

preparing a gift for a certain someone

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467973994107113493/1492577119304159435/RDT_20260411_1327041139104300427812106.gif

[ivory marlin]

:(

[wheat matrix]

Yeah but ur not a jobless mf like mort so ur still winning

[sterile stone]

You coulda been getting free ice cream

[shadow spruce]

im supposed to be getting nepo'd into working at a cardboard factory in like a week or so

[heady rapids]

ayooooo

[ivory marlin]

That place shut down bro

[sterile stone]

Aye bruh listen

[ivory marlin]

I quit like a week before it did

[wheat matrix]

Bro is getting a Victorian child job

[sterile stone]

Morts dad is just trying to get him his job at the hospital

Trust

[heady rapids]

the chinese sweatshop with

what do they call the nets

[frosty herald]

cardboard factory

[sterile stone]

Just wait 3 more years bro

Truuuuust

[heady rapids]

the anti suicide nets

[ivory marlin]

I miss the free gelato id get tho

[wheat matrix]

The yeah

The suicide nets?

[ivory marlin]

There was this gelato place next to it

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/metal-gear-solid-trolling--k01KPXZCDSMVBBR5S2AEVW08574

[ivory marlin]

Id go there before it closed

[sterile stone]

My mans fell from grace

[shadow spruce]

after like 6 months to a year i can get trained to do maintenance on the machines and then a year after that i can get trained to be an electrician

[heady rapids]

working sucks

[ivory marlin]

Id talk with the same lady like daily and she started giving me free gelato

[heady rapids]

having a job sucks

[solar gorge]

i like working they give me money

[sterile stone]

From scooping ice cream to scooping doo doo from the bed sheets

[ivory marlin]

And so whenever id go not at night id tip 90%

[heady rapids]

here comes the chud whose only line of work is eating pantry

[solar gorge]

i work once a week heehee

[sterile stone]

Don’t you get a pension for being ex military

[solar gorge]

nope

[sterile stone]

Brother is awol

[solar gorge]

i didn't stay long enough

[sterile stone]

Report lambert

[solar gorge]

not elligible

[sterile stone]

That’s ass

[shadow spruce]

thats just how it works?

[sterile stone]

My buddy’s brother did 5 years in the navy now he collects 4500 monthly

[solar gorge]

i only got 1 year of re-education

[shadow spruce]

remember, none of your health problems are service related

[ivory marlin]

Mort when are you joining the military

[sterile stone]

I don’t think the draft would even accept private Pyle

[ivory marlin]

You’re the PERFECT demographic for them

[shadow spruce]

autism and adhd

[ivory marlin]

Awe man you reminded me of current politics and now im sad

[sterile stone]

Brother

[solar gorge]

they paid for it tho

[sterile stone]

There will be no draft

[ivory marlin]

Medically?

[solar gorge]

at least

[ivory marlin]

No i just mean in general

[sterile stone]

It’ll sort itself out

[shadow spruce]

diagnosed yeah

[sterile stone]

Now the cost of living

That won’t

People are saying it’s gonna get much worse

Then we’re headed for a collapse

But let’s hope that doesn’t happen

[ivory marlin]

I might move to ny

[shadow spruce]

what the hell is he doing

[ivory marlin]

Mamdani lowkey hot

[sterile stone]

That sounds horrible

Bro gonna pay $1500 a month to live in a hallway locker

[misty ravine]

tfw the enemies are low in number but actually unusually high in number

[sterile stone]

And the average NYer is gonna call that a good deal

[heady rapids]

what about that labubu you were planning to get me

[ivory marlin]

I lived in a box in a basement for a year and a half

[obsidian prairie]

You can make a solid third of that off tanned rat leather

[ivory marlin]

Im use to cramped spaces

[sterile stone]

Those words weren’t in the bible

What the hell

[obsidian prairie]

Actually

All of them are

[sterile stone]

Tanned rat leather in that sequence tho

[shadow spruce]

hes not the brightest

moving the goalpost

[opal star]

close

[obsidian prairie]

Neither is this btw

[sterile stone]

Hold on

[opal star]

TIL the bible doesn't have the word bible in it

[sterile stone]

Fuuuuuck man

[misty nova]

Average Fatshark tooltip

[sterile stone]

I now wish I could speak ancient Babylonian

Just as a flex

[opal star]

fatshark talent tooltip be like
"+1 wound :)
(doesn't mention the paragraph's worth of hidden mechanics or whatever)"

[chrome wave]

i mean you could pretend to and unless you meet linguist out in the wild no one would ever know

[sterile stone]

True true

Someone seeing the vision

[chrome wave]

start speaking simlish at them and tell them you've given them the ancient babylonian equivalent of the curse of ra

[sterile stone]

Hit a mf with

Morgolioo

Bombadoo

And it’s just some slur or something

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/doorbell-truth-nuke-bell-nuke-harry-dresden-doorbell-gif-7252138532278903502

[obsidian prairie]

Kinda sad seeing this dude everywhere

[sterile stone]

He became overnight meme material

[frosty herald]

he wouldnt even be a visitor lmao

[sterile stone]

The internet never lacks

[obsidian prairie]

Its just sad cause he was actually out of his mind at the moment

[sterile stone]

Wasn’t this guy off his meds or something

[glossy cloud]

I do admit. There's something a little dystopian about someone's manic breakdown being turned into a complete meme

Like I get it.

[obsidian prairie]

Ptsd+schizophrenia+vet combo

[sterile stone]

Oh jeez

[frosty herald]

to be fair he did threaten and break down the door of his neighbour

[sterile stone]

Talk about a wombo combo

[frosty herald]

like with any other person he wouldve been shot

[sullen forge]

Well was having fun for 3 matches till the classic

[spare talon]

Its dystopian that the public has access to it
Why do we have ring footage of this

[sullen forge]

DT Gamebreaking bug happened

back to playing anything else

[frosty herald]

what happen

[obsidian prairie]

Homeowner released it

Or it was aired in court

[sullen forge]

Couldn't sprint, or aim

[sterile stone]

The YouTube one is funny as fuck tho I can’t lie

[sullen forge]

checked if it was my mouse

[frosty herald]

:(

[sullen forge]

nope it was just Darktide

[frosty herald]

i do really like the event

[glossy cloud]

That don't change my stance on it. Don't get me wrong. I get why its happened. Ofc there's reason he became a meme

[frosty herald]

shits genuinely fun

[sterile stone]

Another reason why joining the army is a fool’s errand

[sullen forge]

I do too but holy shit

[frosty herald]

please replace rotten armor with this

[sterile stone]

I said this ages ago, but no one gives a fuck about vets and their struggles til they have a mental break

[sullen forge]

I think its less making fun of the manic breakdown and more just its something so just Surreal witnessing

thus they have to make fun of it

[glossy cloud]

But when you really think about it, it kinda is fucked up that someone's mental illness is legit being used as someone's entertainment, despite the fact that there should be consequences for what he did.

[sullen forge]

Obviously its not healthy to "point and laugh at the mentally unwell person"

[obsidian prairie]

In the extended version of the footage from the interior cameras, you can see the dad connect the dots and ask him if he served

[frosty herald]

also the fact that hes the spitting image of the chudjack reddit mod

[sullen forge]

I think its more just its so fucking surreal and yeah that

[sterile stone]

We’ve got a whole category for people like this, just minus the extreme acts most of the time

Lolcows

[sullen forge]

he looks eerily similar to the chudjak

[frosty herald]

he was rambling about some daughter i believe

[sterile stone]

In this fucked up ass world bruh

People make memes outta mass shooters

Ie

[glossy cloud]

And even for those, it's still kinda fucked up.

[sterile stone]

The chudjack

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2047191933513073121

Kroshik (@captainkroshik)

yuki how big was the fish???

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[sterile stone]

The chud wojak was literally a mass shooter turned meme

[sullen forge]

https://fxtwitter.com/yumeMira_gyu/status/2047316652539228670

Mira (@yumeMira_gyu)

Do yall ever just

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FxTwitter · Apr 23, 2026, 2:08 PM

[frosty herald]

In someone who actualy deserves ridicule

[hard nexus]

slaps my big round belly

[sullen forge]

That you meow?

[frosty herald]

Pirate software's mods quit

[sterile stone]

@olive raven

[hard nexus]

slaps your big round face

[sullen forge]

I dont want to hear it from you chuddie

[sterile stone]

To absolutely no one’s surprise

[hard nexus]

smelliest guy ever btw

[sterile stone]

The narcissist lost his friend group

[hearty nebula]

bord

[sterile stone]

Who coulda saw that coming

[hard nexus]

peed limit

[ivory marlin]

You and gale rn

[wheat matrix]

The chuddler is typing

[hard nexus]

yeah he is

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[wheat matrix]

Careful with that here

[wheat matrix]

I meant you

[sullen forge]

I think its incredibly funny he tried to cover up his past of being a furry that was making adult avatars on Second life

[signal spoke]

Earth dog

[hard nexus]

he was the one typing though

[hearty nebula]

i have an extremely poor taste joke in response that i would probably get banned for

[sullen forge]

RENT FREE

[frosty herald]

Maldavious figtree

[wheat matrix]

All of them?

[shadow spruce]

creature

[ivory marlin]

If i explode i explode

[hard nexus]

hm

dm if

it

[frosty herald]

The entire mod team

[signal spoke]

He could have had better future making adult furry avis on vrchat

[sullen forge]

See if you owned up to it I wouldn't give a fuck but its SO FUNNY

[frosty herald]

Including kronos his biggest glazer

[sullen forge]

he tries covering it up

[sterile stone]

Anytime a furry makes a headline it’s never for anything positive

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-pee-cat-pee-funny-lmfao-gif-14727908981812019274

you can have this instead

[sterile stone]

That’s gotta be the funniest consistency ever

[real sonnet]

Seal of approval:

[chrome wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1225476973942276197/1306705620627361803/squidwardrock-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[hard nexus]

dm me the joke

[sullen forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1390312270667448382/1491081059423621371/larp.gif

[wheat matrix]

Did he stop paying them or something

[obsidian prairie]

When they make a headline its usually not as a furry

[wheat matrix]

Apparently he used to pay them right

[real sonnet]

I LOVE HOLLIDAY

[sterile stone]

Yeeep

[wheat matrix]

Or was that bullshit

[sullen forge]

Fucking Lane harassing BITCH

[hard nexus]

truer words have never been spoken actually

[wheat matrix]

It’s crazy how easy he could’ve kept winning there ngl

[sterile stone]

Brother wanted full time workers without giving them full time worker pay

[wheat matrix]

He could’ve apologised

[real sonnet]

Get FUCKED by my 300 hitscan free shot

[wheat matrix]

And then everyone would’ve moved on

Lmao

[sullen forge]

You're gonna get hit with Static Charge and you're gonna be a happy girl

Fuck you

eat 1 stun into my Duo ganking you

[real sonnet]

I'm gonna be a happy girl?

[sterile stone]

Brother doesn’t understand how narcissism works

[ivory marlin]

Remember that one furry who’s suit was made of like 50 other suits

[wheat matrix]

I know exactly how it works

[sullen forge]

I LOVE SEVEN RAGHHHHHHHHH

[wheat matrix]

Doesn’t change the fact he could’ve said sorry, waited for shit to move on, then backtracked and probably been fine

[signal spoke]

It is okay to be furry, it just means you have a bigger audience and they are thirsty for you

[hard nexus]

presses 4

wins

high skill character

press 4 to win or maybe lose

[wheat matrix]

Celeste players

[exotic plaza]

classic

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/piratesoftware-wow-rat-blink-nomana-gif-14448828503303808651

[sullen forge]

90% of the cast is this also

LMAO

[sullen forge]

Presses 4

wins

[real sonnet]

You mean terrorists?

[wheat matrix]

Explode.

[hard nexus]

yeah that’s why deadlock is deadass a terrible game lmfao

[sullen forge]

Unless you're Mirage

[frosty herald]

All of this over him not using a mana gem in WOW

[sullen forge]

then you just exist and then you win

[frosty herald]

YOOOOOOOOO

[sterile stone]

All of this because he couldn’t just go

[heady rapids]

@ivory marlin u gotta see thia

[sterile stone]

Yeah I fucked up guys

[wheat matrix]

Yeah

[sterile stone]

Like some dude said

[wheat matrix]

Insane bag fumble

It’s crazy

[sterile stone]

Someone did th exact same roach thing he did

[frosty herald]

67 rubles

[real sonnet]

It's a good game awa

[obsidian prairie]

No

[sterile stone]

And he just laughed it off when he got roasted for it

[hearty nebula]

back from the joke

[hard nexus]

squints at u

[hearty nebula]

whatd i miss

[real sonnet]

:(

[sterile stone]

Tribal meeting

[real sonnet]

It's source

[sterile stone]

We’re gonna sacrifice jelly

[real sonnet]

Thus it's peak 8)

[signal spoke]

Mamagen in wow?

[frosty herald]

Pirate software's entire mod team quit

[shadow spruce]

based

[hearty nebula]

Lol wat

[wheat matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/a-gem-benjammins-chud-door-door-cam-gif-7224643390232569308

[shadow spruce]

i wish

[sullen forge]

holy furry brainrot

MANA

[signal spoke]

Lmao

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/gam-alarm-wojak-gem-meme-bruh-gif-15452763936412400613

[signal spoke]

Okay toaster

[obsidian prairie]

Ohhhh k

[mystic ether]

Hm.

[heady rapids]

fu

[sterile stone]

You know

[frosty herald]

What the fuck.

[sterile stone]

How come there’s no doc about the first ever furry

[obsidian prairie]

I did not think we would escalate that quick

[ivory marlin]

Yeah he was a freak

[sterile stone]

And how it just devolved from there

[ivory marlin]

His suit was terrifying too

[frosty herald]

What if werewolves were ancient furries

[ivory marlin]

Let me see if i can find a photo

[sullen forge]

Oh you're talking about Carpet Samples

yeah they're a zoophile also

[frosty herald]

Some dude just wore a skinned bear

[sterile stone]

Then it’s very telling how unwanted they were that none exist today

[heady rapids]

ancient furries?

[mystic ether]

Not exactly where I thought it'd go but it's not out of the imagination.

[heady rapids]

were Egyptians ancient furries too?

[ivory marlin]

YIKES

[sterile stone]

They were just bald

[heady rapids]

who's WE

[wheat matrix]

I’m in a discord server with a guy whom I know at one point made a post on r/unpopularopinion about how fucking animals was more ethical than fucking humans

[frosty herald]

I mean

Egyptian gods are animal people

[sterile stone]

Autocorrect really is a bitch

[heady rapids]

ok so

[obsidian prairie]

And you haven't painted a wall with them?

[hearty nebula]

yapato

what did he do this time

[sullen forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1374399585073627299/rekt.gif

[ivory marlin]

This is the fursuit, its genuinely unsettling so i spoiled it

[frosty herald]

He called chronos a parasite

[heady rapids]

dude wtf

[frosty herald]

So chronos left and the mod team followed

[sullen forge]

Yeah thats Carpet Samples

[glossy nimbus]

Oh yeah this suit smelled up a whole room at a furcon

[heady rapids]

dude wtf

[frosty herald]

Oh this thing

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[glossy nimbus]

it smelled like hard piss

[frosty herald]

I heard about it

[signal spoke]

Mascot horror

Mascot horror

[wheat matrix]

He’s American

[sterile stone]

See now I see why people talk about not introducing friend groups to one another

Cause wtf

[signal spoke]

You think William is under the suit

[wheat matrix]

Friend is a strong word

[heady rapids]

Mascot horror

[frosty herald]

Springtrap fursuit

[hearty nebula]

who

[wheat matrix]

The server was originally created to get the most mentally ill people we could and thunderdome them against each other

[frosty herald]

Nightmare carpet

[wheat matrix]

It worked fantastically

It was hilarious

[frosty herald]

Head moderator/glazer

[mystic ether]

Internet shitters and blah blah

[ivory marlin]

One day, something bad will happen

[hearty nebula]

bruh

[ivory marlin]

And ill smile

[sterile stone]

Bro made a psych ward fight club

I’m fucking dying

[obsidian prairie]

Ok nevermind that's funny as fuck

[wheat matrix]

Yeah that was the point

[mystic ether]

Ig.

[heady rapids]

just like zealot chat

[mystic ether]

Actually nevermind.

Drain circling is a sport for most online.

[glossy nimbus]

did someone say shit

[mystic ether]

No.

[sterile stone]

I nearly hit send

[violet hornet]

I was gonna say that sounds just like zealot chat lmao

[wheat matrix]

Yeah I mean we got way worse than what was in here

[obsidian prairie]

I don't think we're quite on par with that guy

[wheat matrix]

That server is actually normal now

[obsidian prairie]

Ok shit nevermind

[sterile stone]

It’s been attempted in the past

[wheat matrix]

Most of the really ill people filtered out

[sterile stone]

He remembers

[wheat matrix]

And it’s got some decent okayish people in

[violet hornet]

I believe it, can only get so crazy in a public discord lol

[mystic ether]

Internet got some funny ideas on degrees of separation.

[sterile stone]

You don’t really get to see how people really act in public discords

It’s like masking to a degree

[mystic ether]

With paper mache sure.

[sterile stone]

The ones that do let it slip generally get banned

[signal spoke]

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[mystic ether]

They don't. They moatly just high five each other, run the meme reel and get back to it.

[wheat matrix]

Wasn’t public.

[sterile stone]

Nah

Bans do happen

It’s just when people get banned they just keep making alts and coming back

We literally have this issue atleast once or twice a year

With everyone’s most hated person

Clara

[chrome wave]

i still think of the time i went discord hopping and found a vc with 2 dudes in it. i chatted with 1 for a long time and then the other apparently got back a bit later and stayed silent until i tried to drag him into the convo. "oh i have the other guy muted. i don't care what he has to say" the 1st guy just whimpered "you blocked me?" and just stayed silent for the rest of the call

[wheat matrix]

LOL

The lives some people live are so fucking weird to me

[hearty nebula]

gub

[wheat matrix]

I’m not normal but like

How do some of these people function

[heady rapids]

fucking lmao

can't even make this up

[mystic ether]

Well it's online so in an online as hell way.

[chrome wave]

say what you want about covid fuckin up people's lives but the lockdown times were great discord content

[chrome wave]

i even got to learn about group karaoke vc's. they just mute each other and sing along to 1 person streaming

[sterile stone]

If there’s one thing about this discord

People are fucking ballsy just joining random squad VCs

[chrome wave]

they don't get to hear the cacophony of terrible fucking singing but i heard it.... i heard it all....

[sterile stone]

But me and Vin were shooting the shit about something

And we ended up talking about how Raegan fucked up America with 2 random people who joined the strike team vc

[heady rapids]

DUDE

@solar gorge REMEMBER HOW WE WERE DOING HAVOC HERE

AND SOME DUDE JOINED

[solar gorge]

uh i think

that happened everytime i vc here

tbf

[heady rapids]

nah that one was fucking

[mystic ether]

I usually just stay away from public vc.

[heady rapids]

high or something

started asking you about your pfp and shi

we were waiting for ancient

[chrome wave]

i don't think they're in the server anymore but one time 2 randos joined a strike party call with me n @ebon cove and started chuckin slurs left and right and doin a bit about bein next door neighbors at the local orphanage

[solar gorge]

they're always high

[mystic ether]

Not exactly interested in randomly talking to ppl i don't know. At least not online.

[plush estuary]

Strike party is funny

[heady rapids]

can't play darktide sober

[plush estuary]

I have screenshot tool ready to send to Dilara

[heady rapids]

can you get the copy paste

[plush estuary]

Which one

[heady rapids]

with you playing cs

[plush estuary]

Oh yeah

1 min

[chrome wave]

legend has it that the one constantly drunk guy still joins random vcs to heckle gamers in this very discord...

[heady rapids]

OH VALORANT

[mystic ether]

Behold

[plush estuary]

I remember 1 time someone joined late on a weekend night and started using slurs against us because we didn't want to play darktide (I was streaming my H40 solos). And then willow started meowing at him till he left

[solar gorge]

they did nothing wrong besides playing valorant

ts fucked up

[chrome wave]

it's still so odd to me that the only time i've ever heard willow's voice is through constant meowing

[mystic ether]

Truly stellar stuff jeez.

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-on-wtf-surprised-pikachu-gif-19719769

[wheat matrix]

Xd?

[plush estuary]

She laughed at me and meows that's all I've heard her

[mystic ether]

Wonder if LIVE or PSN ever changed.

[wheat matrix]

It’s so bad fr

[mystic ether]

Probably the one thing I sort of missed with consoles when I had access to them. It was actually nice to a degree meeting alright people in passing.

[plush estuary]

I wonder what I can find if I scroll through and with Dilara

Oh yeah

I got accused of grooming my friend

[misty nova]

Barber moment

[mystic ether]

Hm.

[sterile stone]

I just wanna know what posses people to join VCs where they don’t know a single soul in there

[signal spoke]

What

[solar gorge]

cuz they fucking high or drunk

[sterile stone]

Like damn you really taking a leap of faith ain’t you

[chrome wave]

i'm just sayin if you're willing to get multiple characters to level 30 in darktide and/or participate in the public discord you are 9/10 times a strange person

[heady rapids]

we're the npcs

they are the players

[solar gorge]

i am normal talk for urself weirdo

[heady rapids]

no ur a chud

ur literally 6'7" get out of here

[chrome wave]

is that a delta rune pfp

[glossy nimbus]

67

[solar gorge]

yeah

it's p cool

[chrome wave]

i think it speaks for itself

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-67-gif-4879097007828298673

[plush estuary]

If you haven't heard miss kitty's voice she might sound younger then you think, but it's funny because they stayed silent for like an hour watching my stream and listening and then left and then a few hours later I see them in general chat complaining that I was grooming her (she's 7 years older then me)

[mystic ether]

Some ppl are willing. I used to be a little personable till the inevitable creep of online fuckfaces.

[sterile stone]

[heady rapids]

darktide pro to groomer pipeline

[sterile stone]

Nah I can usually get someone to leave a vc by putting them on the spot

A simple

“Who the fuck is this”

[solar gorge]

last time that happend i just told them to leave and they did

w

aura

[signal spoke]

Not entirely sure which miss kitty is over here but that's something brother

[sterile stone]

And they generally leave

[chrome wave]

i shit you not that's already happened in dt and verm

[plush estuary]

My friend that draws these

[chrome wave]

publicly i might add

[signal spoke]

???

[heady rapids]

it's over

[solar gorge]

i remember something like that

[mystic ether]

Idk what's going on huh?

[sterile stone]

We got all types of fuckery here don’t we

[heady rapids]

I don't

[chrome wave]

we love psyker

[heady rapids]

u gotta tell us bumber...

[chrome wave]

?

tell u what

[signal spoke]

Only one path when you become a Darktide sensation

[hearty nebula]

meow

[acoustic dune]

wheres your icanic hea bump

[sterile stone]

The public groomer just cropping up in the vt and Darktide discord

[sterile stone]

You can’t just bring this up

And leave on a cliffhanger

[chrome wave]

in the times before havoc there was a streamer that got busted for trying to solicit/groom minors within their community

[heady rapids]

I've seen people complain about getting banned from here for posting rat torture gifs

[chrome wave]

for verm there was a dude busted for cp

[heady rapids]

damnn

[sterile stone]

Broooother

[carmine falcon]

why is this the first message i read when i check here

https://tenor.com/view/pig-gif-6045673925874027287

[hearty nebula]

i remember that one guy who was like pity farming in vc after being restarted in zealot chat and being weird to anyone mildly annoying & creepy to anyone female in dms until i blasted his ass and he got banned

[sterile stone]

I feel like I know who you’re talking about

[hearty nebula]

you probably do

[sterile stone]

Because Kez and I talked about a dude who did this aswell

[wheat matrix]

I remember playing destiny raid with friends when some guy who was clearly skezzed out his fucking mind joined and it was so fucking funny. We just kept poking him to say things and cracking up over it

[hearty nebula]

iirc either egg or psyker were getting freaky ass dms from them

trying to pity farm

it was so weird lmfao

[chrome wave]

anyway public discords are nice because wow its great that i get to meet so many people without putting on clothes/makeup/camera on but also the funny weirdo haha people come in a lot

[sterile stone]

I dunno about the pity farm but

[sterile stone]

But the guy was apparently very very very like

[frosty herald]

is she an unc

[sterile stone]

God damn liberals

Type

[chrome wave]

yeah

[hearty nebula]

i mean this is a 40k server so like. lots of people here defo got a mask on

zealot chat is probably the largest exception by far when looking at its active chatters

[frosty herald]

WHAT

[sterile stone]

I’m an asshole on and off the court baby

[chrome wave]

for sure. i mean the openly weird people. for everyone else i just treat it like bein at the zoo. i think i've mentioned tihs multiple times

[hearty nebula]

gang!!!

:3

[wheat matrix]

genchatters are both weirder and more masked

[sterile stone]

You can’t fake the funk around here

[wheat matrix]

Which is a hilarious combo

[hearty nebula]

this is known and also what i just said basically

[sterile stone]

Bro wtf is going on with gen chat tho

[spare talon]

Im wearing a mask made of my skin

[chrome wave]

take it off

[frosty herald]

how do you know im not hitler reincarnated behind my mask

[chrome wave]

TAKE IT OFF

[carmine falcon]

gen chatters feel like they dont even touch the game

[hearty nebula]

PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN THERE ARE MAGGOTS UNDER IT

[wheat matrix]

I’m also wearing a mask made of your skin Cole

[hearty nebula]

TAKE IT OFF

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dream-dream-face-reveal-11--k01KPY2DAFABKNYXV4BSF1R4HZD

[sterile stone]

Like why is it anything bad that happens stems from Gen chat and leaks into the other chats

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948286187355910224/1465089122518696118/caption.webp

[sterile stone]

I’ve seen that forehead

I know who you are

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585496463807873034/1461407676331196702/colors.gif

[frosty herald]

my forehead is hidden behind my beautiful hair now

[sterile stone]

I can’t believe you grew out a beard

[glossy nimbus]

aw i feel bad

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/invisible-mgs--k01KPY2FBQWN7YM1S6695QCBZ8R

[misty nova]

https://youtu.be/X32mtVSexx4?si=RFMXk_ZLRO4_cb4c

[chrome wave]

the worst part was when a 3rd person came and she started chatting with the 2nd dude. 1st dude piped up "do you have me blocked too?" no reply

[sterile stone]

There’s one guy who I still hope is here

[frosty herald]

who was the vt2 pedo tho

[carmine falcon]

why are u in a vc with the same dude if you have them blocked

[sterile stone]

Probably not

[glossy nimbus]

holyfuck.

[sterile stone]

But dude is/was a pmc

[chrome wave]

idr

[wheat matrix]

HAHAHAH

[carmine falcon]

reminds me a big vc in lost ark server had like 10 different people muting each other and only talking to their lackies

[heady rapids]

@ivory marlin I'm afraid bumber here may have met him

[carmine falcon]

just go somewhere else?

[chrome wave]

i just remember it was a thing in the EU community

[wheat matrix]

Lost ark had some real freaks

[sterile stone]

Bruh

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone--k01KPY29J0F3DXYTSQCD2G5DYYQ

[sterile stone]

Psn right

I have this chick as a friend and she joins our vc with me and several other people

[chrome wave]

who is him

[carmine falcon]

i trolled an american vet by yelling allahu akbar and possibly giving him severe ptsd was pretty funny

[chrome wave]

what did hims do

[carmine falcon]

[sterile stone]

One sketchy ass dude starts reading off IP addresses

Another guy she invited

Muted every guy in the vc

[frosty herald]

bros really living up to the assad linneage

[sterile stone]

To only talk to her

[ivory marlin]

💀

[glossy nimbus]

what

is this dude trying to get an internet gf

[heady rapids]

dw we're doing a bit

[carmine falcon]

for some reason a big debate broke out between few americans and few arabs and we just started yelling in arabic

[sterile stone]

Dudes are weird man when they meet females online

Like if you ever wanted to see a odd dynamic

[chrome wave]

in their defense i never really asked why it happened so i withheld judgement and just left after the chick hopped in

[frosty herald]

when an foid starts talking

[carmine falcon]

i only put like 50 hours into that game but the VCs made it funny

[wheat matrix]

Bro called them ‘females’

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yungviral-32--k01KPY2NTB9N8CBGSS7NETN7D26

[sterile stone]

Oh my bad

[wheat matrix]

At that point just start calling women ‘foids’ and skip the pipeline Argus

[sterile stone]

Foids

[carmine falcon]

females is outdated
We call em foids

[heady rapids]

foods

?

[sterile stone]

But nah

[heady rapids]

excuse me

[wheat matrix]

Unfortunate case of autocorrect

[chrome wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[sterile stone]

When a chick joins a vc you get one of two reactions from most dudes

[spare talon]

Foid-coded femcels

[glossy nimbus]

sexual harassment

[heady rapids]

this is a foid free space I repeat

[frosty herald]

if i joined VC i wouldve swooned all of the ladies in this server within a week

my xp bar is just that low

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-scream-spongebob-screaming-scared-gif-470362866565655095

[wheat matrix]

Yeah ok pipe down little man

[carmine falcon]

you wouldnt swoon nobody you're too shy

[sterile stone]

That or bro is just stunlocked

Like mans never knew someone of the opposite gender could play video games

[carmine falcon]

yam the type of guy to not join space dudes 12 man vc and miss out on the fun

that was peak

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sykkuno-sip-sykkuno-tea--k01KPY2RVSRCWJKC1HKY4R6RPEQ

i got this much rizz btw

[wheat matrix]

What’s that copy pasta

About like

[spare talon]

I would be stunlocked
But that happens when anyone i dont know speaks to me vocally

[wheat matrix]

‘I don’t often see women playing games’ or whatever

[sterile stone]

No idea

[glossy nimbus]

guys act like getting a gf is so hard and they just treat women like a whole difference species man.

[wheat matrix]

It starts with like

[heady rapids]

gonna be playing house sweeper with the foids

[chrome wave]

it's true one time i tried to speak to him and 4 months later cole had to get tubular

[wheat matrix]

Asking if that’s her in her profile pic

[heady rapids]

or some other cooking cleaning sim whatever

[frosty herald]

women are very scary

[sterile stone]

I need to get back into another VC with Kez so I can make fun of him for his accent

[carmine falcon]

literally me strikes again

[glossy nimbus]

shut up

[glossy nimbus]

no we're not

[frosty herald]

super duper scary

[opaque island]

me as fuck 😔

[lunar fable]

lost ark

[carmine falcon]

just put on shorts bro

peak brainrot to consooom while consoooming

[glossy nimbus]

shower

immediately

[frosty herald]

"why nightmare freddy is actualy epstein in disguise"

[carmine falcon]

today i ate my dinner while watching Reacher phonk edits

[sterile stone]

Yam about to create his own alpha male podcast

[wheat matrix]

Stop it or you’re gonna scare yam more

[frosty herald]

king azouley the second

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-coming-in-either-way-jack-reacher-reacher-forceful-entry-punching-through-a-window-gif-1968914235983094683

reache's literally me bros

[heady rapids]

ipad kid

[sterile stone]

Bro watching footage of a man beating his neighbor within a inch of his life

[acoustic dune]

me when i see people

[heady rapids]

Cole can you make it any less obvious that you went to see project hail mary

[carmine falcon]

reacher is so funny the clips feel like what we all thought was cool when we were in high school

heh im gonna walk up to the guy abusing his wife and beat him up!

[sterile stone]

Digital twink crumbles as easy as paper

Figures

[spare talon]

No
I havent watched that movie

[acoustic dune]

should i watch project hail mary?

[boreal plinth]

you have to dig through the coal to get the gems in this life

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-red-red-cat-evil-cat-normal-cat-gif-7123425318368299957

[heady rapids]

Larp larp larp sahur

[frosty herald]

beats the breaks off of the bullies

[heady rapids]

Yes

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-red-red-cat-evil-cat-normal-cat-gif-7123425318368299957

[frosty herald]

five nights at cobsons

[spare talon]

Im not larping hes literally me

[misty nova]

7 games at Freddy's

[sterile stone]

Five nights at asmonds

[carmine falcon]

he can't be you when he's literally me

[acoustic dune]

are you really ryan gosling?

[sterile stone]

Five nights at Chris-chan’s

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/anticipates-teleport--k01KPY31TSG73T5VBB4K322XGRY

[chrome wave]

i ain't very gay but if ryan gosling asked me i would

[frosty herald]

this is me btw

im just nonchalant like death

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/bladerunner2049-ryan-gosling-gif-24048514

[misty nova]

I believe it

[sterile stone]

Get the ice water bucket

[acoustic dune]

i may be gay but if ryan gosling ask me out i wouldnt

[sterile stone]

He’s acting out again

[spare talon]

That one image thats on the internet thats just Ryan gosling pissing
Its real and ive seen so many edits of it making it safe

[acoustic dune]

i would however be his gay friend

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-forest-gif-25613852

[frosty herald]

i love those edits lmao

bros whole schmeat is out in that pic

[carmine falcon]

his whole what

[chrome wave]

schmeat. it says it right there

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-11895255

[sterile stone]

He’s had Kenough

[carmine falcon]

ok i googled

i;d like to gauge my eyes

[sterile stone]

Romanian pothole theory

[chrome wave]

how does that work

[sterile stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/PjSJZsH0cXo?si=e5YnnzUM_iKMIiNL

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602

[plush estuary]

Both

[spare talon]

Ive seen an edit where hes phoenix write and hes holding a folder of evidence

[plush estuary]

I remember his name

He left comments on their steam accounts

[spare talon]

Or he was scout and he was holding his metal bat

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-lowtiergod-low-tier-god-gif-12972421008933577552

[plush estuary]

"gooner baby eater"

[plush estuary]

He left on psyker's profile

Imagine losing an argument with me and so you pity farm in female's dms

[obsidian prairie]

Every accusation is a confession

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-gif-16369166454621395215

[hard nexus]

just accidentally ripped a chunk of skin off my thumb

ou ch

[carmine falcon]

stitch it back

[obsidian prairie]

Eeeaahhh

[hard nexus]

real

[carmine falcon]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I HAVE TO MAKE FOOOD AND I HAVE TO SELL IT TO PEOPLE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/peeling-onions-back-gif-18654260

[hard nexus]

it made an actual like ripping noise

[hearty nebula]

Didn't he also have a rage soy post on the steam forums and then get banned after being laughed at for like 10 pages

[hard nexus]

:(

[plush estuary]

Don't remember that, maybe

[carmine falcon]

heh rip and tear

[sterile stone]

This sounds like a well adjusted individual

[obsidian prairie]

Someone new arriving so I have to stop my entire thought to make as thorough an assessment of their character as possible before continuing

[hearty nebula]

I could be thinking of a different guy

[hard nexus]

i was picking at a bit of scab hangnail thing on the edge of my fingernail

[hearty nebula]

That did happen tho

[hard nexus]

and then thought i could take off just the scabby part

i couldn’t

ow

[hearty nebula]

I remember cuz they left a comment on my profile

[sterile stone]

I’m starting to think maybe

It wasn’t the same person

[hearty nebula]

liar

[sterile stone]

But just a bunch of of really mentally unwell dudes

[hard nexus]

“hmm. the way you’re standing seems narcissistic. though there is a kindness in your eyes that contradicts this. hm..”

[plush estuary]

Willow will just meow at them

Don't worry

[hard nexus]

meow

what

[sterile stone]

Wait

[plush estuary]

Talking about people we get in strike party

[sterile stone]

@hearty nebula did bro’s username start with a T

[obsidian prairie]

I cannot meow nearly as well as some people I know i need to correct this

[hard nexus]

meeeooow

FIX IITT

[plush estuary]

That one guy that night with godd, you, and I

Was funny

[hard nexus]

that one guy that night with godd, you, and i

but

yeah

meeoow

[plush estuary]

Mobile moment, idk why it double sends

[hard nexus]

meeeoooww

[hard nexus]

it’s a very like

heady noise

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[hard nexus]

comes from the roof of ur mouth

[obsidian prairie]

Fuuuuuuuck

[hard nexus]

u can do it

u must

[obsidian prairie]

No its like all fucked up

[hard nexus]

meow training

[opaque island]

real as fuck

[obsidian prairie]

I had a cleft palate

[hard nexus]

oh

LMFAO

hmmm

idk !

u can do it

i believe in ur meowing potential

potential?

https://tenor.com/view/megumi-fushiguro-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-meme-gif-6832368280530488475

[plush estuary]

Do you own a cat? Just have a meow fight with them till you get it sounding okay

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1390370379184214097/1395909752189620286/togif-34.gif?width=644&height=960

[obsidian prairie]

I have 2

Only one of them is a loud ass though

[plush estuary]

Mine is very vocal

If I meow at her

She meows back

[sullen forge]

If I dont give mine attention all day he will start howling

[plush estuary]

Happy late bday gale

I only got like 4 notifications from discord from you

Every time you changed your status or banner

[sullen forge]

You can turn that off

You know that right

[plush estuary]

Please

I need to find how

But I keep forgor

[ivory marlin]

This was funny despite how bad the room was

Gummy bear sex

[sullen forge]

"Friends update their profile"

[hearty nebula]

gimme a sec i can check

[plush estuary]

https://klipy.com/gifs/clap-with-me-chat-crygup

[chrome wave]

icl you update your status enough that i turned off the notifs for that

love you gale

[plush estuary]

Didn't even wish his a good bday

[sullen forge]

An Iss-you not an Iss-me

[plush estuary]

We can kill him now gale

I know where he lives

[ivory marlin]

This how i realized im not friended with gale

Oh well

[chrome wave]

you don't know where i live

[sullen forge]

Can we crucify him

[plush estuary]

Yes

[chrome wave]

wait ok i'll let you know where i live

[ivory marlin]

Don’t you live over there?

[chrome wave]

hey don't tell em now

[sullen forge]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HGIatwLasAAMzYj.webp

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/bat-bat-crawling-cute-cute-bat-gif-8347001878539113915

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/zingus-zingus-slide-tutorial-on-my-way-zingus-cat-cat-gif-14925703607021896481

Zingus posting

[ivory marlin]

Is that a bat?

[heady rapids]

I got 4 notifs too but I'm keeping that feature on in case I need to hunt gake

Or anything like that yk

[sterile stone]

How mad would you be if someone broke in your house and stole nothing

[ivory marlin]

I rarely change my bio

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/bat-bat-walk-bat-crawl-cute-bat-funny-bat-gif-15948666568923495017

[sterile stone]

But just shoved all your silverware in the microwave

And left

[plush estuary]

https://klipy.com/gifs/clap-with-me-chat-crygup

[ivory marlin]

Its my moms house idc

She’d probably blame me

[opaque island]

did they turn the microwave ON though?

[sterile stone]

Nah

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/bat-sniff-bat-sniff-cute-bat-bat-cute-gif-9673304344027261369

[hearty nebula]

nope

diff guy

[sterile stone]

Ah okay

So we just have a second predator in this discord

[hearty nebula]

this person did also leave a comment on uhh @obsidian prairie's profile when it happened

[hearty nebula]

nah this guy got banned for different reason

he was asking for RMT boosts

and also cheats in the modding discord

[sterile stone]

I found his account

Only reason I even know it’s him is cause he has the same pfp as he does in Dorn’s server

[hearty nebula]

his ass got laughed out of the room immediately when he posted on steam forums

[obsidian prairie]

I got rid of it

[hearty nebula]

me too

[sterile stone]

I feel like someone posted a screen of someone doing this a while back

[hearty nebula]

anyways here's the steam forum post i think a year+ is a good enough grace period for this to not count as witch hunting and it now instead classifies as funny lore https://steamcommunity.com/app/1361210/discussions/0/599643430010804792/

he was also banned from the steam forums for a while for this btw

lol

[obsidian prairie]

Wait foca was a predator

[hearty nebula]

foca was like a total noob to the server

[shadow spruce]

@ivory marlin

[cunning gate]

Guys with this new event my zealotry leads me to believe Nurgle is the one true king

[sterile stone]

Oh I have no idea

I just know from what I’ve been told there’s a guy in here who’s been DM’ing women

[ivory marlin]

I fucking cried during that movie

[sterile stone]

Also

[ivory marlin]

90% of it i spent crying

[sterile stone]

@hearty nebula

I noticed how he responded to every comment

Except this one

[hearty nebula]

trvke

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044768847984603156/1488612139693248612/nurgle.gif

whatever you say assmanbald

[sullen forge]

There's been countless people who do this in here

countless

[chrome wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1225476973942276197/1306705620627361803/squidwardrock-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[violet hornet]

Lmao why do people think this is a good idea

[hearty nebula]

I dm women occasionally but I don't like to do that

[cunning gate]

The alleged God-emperor says a suspicious mind is a healthy mind

[hearty nebula]

It's scary

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404338516336574477/1404313830087069716/attachment.gif

[cunning gate]

🥹

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114090549486555196/1481242047745888297/gummy.gif

[frosty herald]

I cant even imagine the confidence to just randomly dm women

[cunning gate]

Hi how are you

[frosty herald]

Or foolishness

[sterile stone]

Randomly DMing people in general….

[obsidian prairie]

True

I would die on the spot

[chrome wave]

hey man i'm an artist and noticed that you make videos and stream... would you like some (totally not AI) art made for your banners and panels?

[hearty nebula]

yes hello i am your 500th removed cousin from india would you like 5 billion would u like inheritance money

[obsidian prairie]

Sure

[hearty nebula]

Not allowed actually

[shadow spruce]

i know

[hearty nebula]

It's my money

Speaking of money

Today found out what that ominous grey unmarked sedan that was stalking our house for 2 days was up to

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/277500347516321792/1371480590284750948/1x.webp

[hearty nebula]

Turns out they (the housing agency of the place we're moving out of) just wanted to hand us a detaining warrant and also ream us for almost $7k

[obsidian prairie]

Why

[misty nova]

This Low-key might be good

[hearty nebula]

Because they're evil and stupid

[misty nova]

No pause on that statement

[obsidian prairie]

Fair enough

[hearty nebula]

Moving out before the court date anyways so like

Realistically speaking there's a good chance that the judge will be like "get fucked lol"

at most small fee to the court

[sterile stone]

You know what

You guys should make a streamer house

And it’s just Darktide players

[hearty nebula]

No lol

Bro how the fuck could I ever stream

[sterile stone]

OBS is free

[hearty nebula]

i can't watch a livestream for more than 5 fucking minutes without falling asleep

[chrome wave]

that sounds like a horrible idea

[sterile stone]

It would make for great tv

[obsidian prairie]

Better idea
Stream house

[hearty nebula]

Also I am almost certain I have made enemies of at least 50% of zealot chat in some way shape or form at this point

[obsidian prairie]

Have a little babbling brook run through the whole thing

[cunning gate]

Subway (usa ) has buy one get one free subs until the end of the month

[hearty nebula]

https://klipy.com/gifs/its-mold--k01KPY4W06QXXA9K7CWP44VBADK

[sterile stone]

You’re a okay person Neiryn

[hearty nebula]

Gross

[sterile stone]

Besides

It doesn’t matter who you are in life

[cunning gate]

Emperors rations

[hearty nebula]

Just fucking go to the store and buy a hoagie and some deli meat you troglodyte

[sterile stone]

You’re always gonna be the bad guy in someone’s story

[hearty nebula]

Actually I've done some pretty awful things ngl

[frosty herald]

Whys bro so mad

[hearty nebula]

I used to catfish for a long ass time xd

[sterile stone]

What did you do in Yugoslavia

[cunning gate]

How would i get my daily sodium and carb dose in one meal . Also deli meat is filled with carcinogens .

[glossy nimbus]

Gub know this we are enemies 4 life!!!!

[hearty nebula]

Oh please the feds already know

[sterile stone]

I don’t wanna nerd out

[glossy nimbus]

I dont think those ever end well

[sterile stone]

But deli meat can have a good amount of sodium

[sterile stone]

I mean eating a salami sandwich is probably unhealthy as fuck

But you can technically do it

[hearty nebula]

Does bro know that literally everything ever has carcinogens in it because 2% of his brain's mass is now taken up by microplastics that have passed through the brain blood barrier

[cunning gate]

deli meat has nitrates ans carcinogen at least with subway i can fulfill my daily caloric intake in one sitting

[drowsy steppe]

I got a clip at least, I got leavers on my team man 💀

[hearty nebula]

No shit sherlock nitrating happens when things have nitrogen in them

[sterile stone]

Brooooother

We can do better than subway

[shadow spruce]

its in ur balls too

[hearty nebula]

That's fine I don't use those anyways

[cunning gate]

Mcdonalds had 67 center cheese burgers but limit of quanity 5. That was a late morning snack

[glossy nimbus]

this is what auric solo feels like

[hearty nebula]

snoric solo

[shadow spruce]

we also dont know what affect that will have on us as a species because we literally cannot physically have a control group for it

[sterile stone]

Stop right there

I’m no dietitian

But my brother in Allah

[hearty nebula]

yep

[sterile stone]

If the ceo doesn’t even wanna eat his own company’s food

[hearty nebula]

Like

[sterile stone]

I don’t think it’s safe or wise for you do to it either

[hearty nebula]

At least the lead in the water pipes & fuel thing was mostly taken care of

[shadow spruce]

yeah the plastic is here to stay

[hearty nebula]

Unfortunately the plastic thing will be an issue for the future

[cunning gate]

I believe mean he doesnt want to eat the product . He necee said food 🥺

[sterile stone]

I’m ngl I woulda left but you got heart

[glossy nimbus]

i mean the ceo probably eats the most prem food ever

he wouldnt eat any of our food

[sterile stone]

What would a premium burger even look like

[glossy nimbus]

i dont mean just burger

[cunning gate]

Burgerking whopper

[glossy nimbus]

im talking a one grand steak

[hearty nebula]

Wasn't that the campbells guy

[glossy nimbus]

thats sad

never utter this again

[drowsy steppe]

gotta style on em at least once

[drowsy steppe]

real

[hearty nebula]

I think you should be put on a firing squad line and immediately shot in the head for advocating for any sort of burger king product

Them's the rules

[tranquil bone]

Never seen someone trying to sell a $30+ wagyu burger?

[glossy nimbus]

^

[cunning gate]

Well the only thing else is wendys but RIP dave thomas

[hearty nebula]

Literally neither of these are premium

[shadow spruce]

did i miss something whats wrong with burger king

[sterile stone]

Mah boy

[glossy nimbus]

for the love of christ

cook bro.

[cunning gate]

Ive never had burgerking . I live in the middle class side of town

[glossy nimbus]

Burger king is homeless peoples food

[sterile stone]

I dunno about him but the McDonald’s dude is the one who started the meme

[hearty nebula]

It's mostly in the USA that's a problem but Burger King has noticeably bad food safety track record

[glossy nimbus]

its garbo

[shadow spruce]

BK isnt terrible tho