i've got the mass effect trilogy legendary edition but haven't ever played them
#zealot-class
void bison
twilit shard
2 was the only one I liked tbh
void bison
I started ME 1 once but without nostalgia it was kinda hard to get into
twilit shard
1 is dated as hell and 3 is 3
mystic ether
1st is fun enough. Aged out in many ways. 2nd taps more in cover based shooter antics but still grounded on some of the rpg angles.
sterile stone
I miss javik from 3
mystic ether
I've only seen ppl play 3s coop mostly.
carmine falcon
I started ME 1 once but without nostalgia it was kinda hard to get into
its pretty jank but imo it has the coolest space opera feel out of all of them
mystic ether
Idk javik enough
void bison
i almost bought andromeda for the price of peanuts in the past because the combat looks a little fun
sterile stone
Idk javik enough
He’s a interesting character
mystic ether
Citadel politics are extremely rooted in xeno...racism ig? And more.
carmine falcon
javik is the best companion in the game
mystic ether
Hella economic stratification
twilit shard
Legion was also awesome
sterile stone
Legion was also awesome
Robot fucker 🫵
twilit shard
Robot fucker 🫵
I said he was cool not that I wanna fuck him
frosty herald
Legion was also awesome
bro support caesar
mystic ether
Routinely eager to commut in-universe justified genocide, etc. Their more on the kind of time of deciding as a shitty collective who gets to be in the in-group and what that means which a fuckton of horrible space capitalism.
carmine falcon
my last ME trilogy playthrough was peak cause i modded the shit out of all 3
nothing too game changing just a lot of good qol and stuff to make me3 better specifically 
signal spoke
twilit shard
bro support caesar
Don't put that evil on my fucking name
frosty herald
Don't put that evil on my fucking name
you want to wear a wolf head like vulpes dont you
sterile stone
I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from playing andromeda
void bison
I wish I could be put into a cryopod until invincible season 5
sterile stone
That was a horrible waste of money
carmine falcon
trilogy is pretty easy to mod with a cool mod manager
mystic ether
I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from playing andromeda
That is...something to behold.
Holy shit
frosty herald
a funny companion is durance from pillars of eternity 1
carmine falcon
fun fact if u open the dictionary to know what mid means u will find "mass effect andromeda"
mystic ether
I didn't even know more things about ME concretely at the time but Andromeda oozed messy shit from an outside pov.
sterile stone
fun fact if u open the dictionary to know what mid means u will find "mass effec...
Shit was beyond mid
Game was just
Why does this exist levels of horrible
twilit shard
you want to wear a wolf head like vulpes dont you
sterile stone
I hope we can create a ritual circle
And sacrifice some ceo or executive
To make sure blight isn’t dog shit on release
sullen forge
https://tenor.com/view/fallout-gif-13246854
The only thing you should do to Legion fans
or crackheads (Fiends)
twilit shard
Coulda stopped at sacrificing ceos and executives
mystic ether
To make sure blight isn’t dog shit on release
You'll have to destiny swap some serious shit for that. Good luck.
sterile stone
You'll have to destiny swap some serious shit for that. Good luck.
I can hope
twilit shard
The only thing you should do to Legion fans
And Brotherhood fans
sterile stone
Speaking of hope and horrible things
sterile stone
Halo studios is foregoing a battle royale
mystic ether
I can hope
Hope works best with substance
sterile stone
To make a extraction shooter
twilit shard
Yamato I'm going to execute you
frosty herald
_Deimos_art
sterile stone
So that’s fun
mystic ether
Oh baby you mean 343 chudios?
sterile stone
I think?
mystic ether
That was a wash from the beginning.
frosty herald
Yamato I'm going to execute you
teehee
mystic ether
Halo studios is the rebrand for 343.
glossy nimbus
sterile stone
But yeah I guess we should be bracing for a halo extraction shooter in the future
carmine falcon
hey guys arc raiders really blew up lets make 15 extraction shooters
void bison
all the halo spartan chiefs went evil on the ring and now they fight and krill each other for loot
mystic ether
But yeah I guess we should be bracing for a halo extraction shooter in the futur...
Lmk when it's finally dead
sterile stone
Lmk when it's finally dead
Praying on that day 1 downfall
twilit shard
Titanfall 3 tomorrow
sterile stone
But like any franchise that’s survived over the years
mystic ether
Halo just needs to be left alone lol
twilit shard
Dw
sterile stone
It will survive solely because of the name
rough token
sterile stone
That’s how cod survives
void bison
i don't want titanfall 3 anymore cause I'm scared of what they would do to it
sterile stone
CoD is like sports games
mystic ether
Well cod survived because what it's meant to support is still around
sterile stone
i don't want titanfall 3 anymore cause I'm scared of what they would do to it
Mfw you got spin botted by the pilot wearing the femboy cat ears bundle
void bison
is that why donald made the space force? to make halo able to be supported
mystic ether
CoD is like sports games
We aren't at revised card packs yet
twilit shard
6-4 had the coolest models in Titanfall 2
mystic ether
is that why donald made the space force? to make halo able to be supported
Besides laundering sure
sterile stone
We aren't at revised card packs yet
CoD mobile has something similar
twilit shard
I wish we got to see more of them
void bison
my fellow americans, we are on a great journey, the greatest journey, to find and activate the HALO RING! it's a big ring people are telling me it's even the biggest ring
mystic ether
Don't tempt the us. They'd go for it in a heartbeat
sterile stone
6-4 had the coolest models in Titanfall 2
void bison
someone show him pictures of a halo ring and make him think it's real
twilit shard
Gates had drip
mystic ether
_>
sterile stone
Is Elon still promising dumb people were gonna colonize mars or has that grift finally been squashed
mystic ether
Idk
twilit shard
No he's on his third reich arc
solar gorge
mystic ether
Last I saw of him he sported an uglier shitty white supremacist haircut with his son that he uses for clout
void bison
I wish we gave nasa a bunch of billions of dollars to do cool stuff but then there might be children's hospitals who don't fear us
twilit shard
Wdym clout that's his human shield
mystic ether
Yeah. Clout
rough token
void bison
his morality meat shield
mystic ether
Clout can be anything. Bad news bub. It's truly bleak like that
twilit shard
Not what I meant but alright
twilit shard
https://tenor.com/view/i-love-you-gif-17888216778646027056
Real
vivid pike
how does he see
rough token
how does he see
Faith™
void bison
the 6 4 is a family
mystic ether
Not what I meant but alright
I know. I'm telling you that clout can translate through different things because it can.
twilit shard
This is all I got
void bison
I was so addicted to titanfall 2 in the past but I think i'd be skill issued now
solar gorge
it's squeak
twilit shard
I was so addicted to titanfall 2 in the past but I think i'd be skill issued now
Yeah the only ppl left in it are the best of the best TF players or Hackers
mystic ether
I was so addicted to titanfall 2 in the past but I think i'd be skill issued now
If you developed some serious skills in there, it doesn't take much time to get it back and be even better. Most that are still on the official servers when they finally worked again are still olds vets. Some old vets aren't as good as they seem in the big picture.
solar gorge
reminds me of bf2, i always wanna play it but it's just infested
twilit shard
BF2 isn't as bad
solar gorge
it's p bad
twilit shard
Especially if you use the nodded client
mystic ether
No clue on the northstar folk.
void bison
i was on xbox when i was into it, I used to be good at ultrakill/doom eternal on pc but i've never been good at pvp on pc
mystic ether
Last time I played northstar some asshole northstar in mech v mech slung slurs but was very easily to blow up like most north stars.
The ones that figured out one tether mine retreating jet jump trick.
Like literally one.
sullen forge
https://tenor.com/view/israeli-gif-6025593749551292738
frosty herald
heady rapids
can u use rxddit
frosty herald
rumblergryn says event is easy
heady rapids
im not clicking on that
void bison
i played the papa
sullen forge
There's an event?
solar gorge
yea
heady rapids
yeah theres an actually good event live rn
solar gorge
all elites
frosty herald
There's an event?
only elites specialists and bosses
twilit shard
It was always Ion for me
frosty herald
the event is genuinely fun
mystic ether
i played the papa
Yeah. Guy shit himself when I could actually aim the napalm launcher.
sullen forge
Oh okay Might actually have to get back on after im done getting this dogshit attachment on zombies
tranquil bone
i played the papa
I miss it so much
mystic ether
Just go back
solar gorge
i need admech to get back to dt
carmine falcon
https://www.rxddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1ston75/this_event_is_either_incredib...
pull out your melee bro....
solar gorge
admech tomorrow
frosty herald
this event is also worth it since no crusher spam
mystic ether
It's still up and north star is there still
plush estuary
The roadblock
solar gorge
no crusher ?
carmine falcon
why do gunluggers think they can fire 24/7
frosty herald
pull out your melee bro....
rumblergryns dont have the brain capacity
solar gorge
in an all elite
plush estuary
How can I go downstairs......
solar gorge
wha
tranquil bone
I got filtered long ago
twilit shard
i need admech to get back to dt
Truth
solar gorge
ts sucks
twilit shard
I'd come back for Hotshots too tho
frosty herald
How can I go downstairs......
headpats until happy and follows u
mystic ether
I got filtered long ago
It's titanfall 2 just practice and run the gaunlet.
It's just a bike that shoots you every time you mess up
And a lot of the people riding are definitely good. But not everyone that's good is great. You can reach them.
carmine falcon
hmmm im surrounded by ragers and i have powermaul i shall shoot my roombler on the ground.....
heady rapids
mb chief
mystic ether
And it's back to fgs.
misty nova
why do gunluggers think they can fire 24/7
Because Gunlugger has to fire 24/7 to be worth something
twilit shard
Moomoo meadows UFO easter egg
misty nova
sullen forge
The roadblock
The one Barricade in Nacht Der Untoten
misty nova
Forgor
frosty herald
The one Barricade in Nacht Der Untoten
This is die maschine
carmine falcon
Because Gunlugger has to fire 24/7 to be worth something
mayhaps pull out the powermaul to use the special and create space
frosty herald
This event also has shotgunner walls
mystic ether
Gunlugger good. Trigger discipline bad for most.
solar gorge
next dt class will release during the same window next big content dl patch drops to make sure i don't play dt
blessed
misty nova
Gunlugger good. Trigger discipline bad for most.
It's not good
heady rapids
chudlock
misty nova
twilit shard
Darktide 2 tmmrw
mystic ether
Don't care. It's good.
carmine falcon
It's not good
me when i LIE
mystic ether
Still haven't cared. Do when well I gunlugg so that's the only metric.
carmine falcon
me when it dont matter cause pbb is cracked
solar gorge
ur a sub 10
solar gorge
tww40k save me
carmine falcon
brauto on ogryn when
heady rapids
i need to rewatch devilman
mystic ether
Bs aside, i just haven't played gryn in a while anyway. Least played class on average unless I'm in the mood then I olay the fu cker for at least a week when I log in then get bored.
misty nova
brauto on ogryn when
True
frosty herald
solar gorge
i need to rewatch devilman
watch dorohedoro
mystic ether
If it had more interesting melee for me, I'd play it more.
solar gorge
last ep was kino
heady rapids
9i dont really wanna
carmine falcon
i need to rewatch devilman
wath the OVAs 
sullen forge
This is die maschine
No its Tranzit
carmine falcon
peak
solar gorge
it's like less than 30 ep
solar gorge
and s2 is ongoing
heady rapids
i have an extensive backlog
frosty herald
No its Tranzit
Actualy its shadows of evil
glossy nimbus
deadlock is fun
mystic ether
It can be
solar gorge
sullen forge
glossy nimbus
playing as adolf hitler
mystic ether
I only recently got back into it.
misty nova
Is doro the one with the big buff Girl?
sullen forge
Joining the Fight as... Adolf Hitler
glossy nimbus
ok but he sends you to a hotel dimension
mystic ether
Doorman is fine. Even though I got dunked on by one for playing like shit.
carmine falcon
the jokes are hitleraious tbh
solar gorge
he's p shit rn
heady rapids
solar gorge
kidnap is his strongest playstyle and u lose a lot of agency if you lose walkers
lunar fable
heady rapids
impidimp.........
mystic ether
I just never had much of a hard time with him unless me and everyone else were on a crazy knowledge gap on interactions and items.
solar gorge
and they made it so his kit and gun deals z dps
heady rapids
i need to shiny hunt him someday
heady rapids
and they made it so his kit and gun deals z dps
mystic ether
There was one that actually managed to be effective while pissing me and the rest of us off.
Then we stopped playing his games because it really was just him doing door shenanigans and we walked all over the rest eventually.
He kind of just stopped mattering.
Idk if he can actually turn himself into a carry.
heady rapids
whoever added pc to scum is a ba wor
sullen forge
Thinking about the Rem player who got mega tilted over me playing Kelvin and calling me a Predator
carmine lance
Oh are we talking about doorman? Yeah his whole strength is basically isolating people and removing people from a fight
mystic ether
Hm.
ivory marlin
For why
sterile stone
I'd come back for Hotshots too tho
You’re thinking small
heady rapids
the toaster
carmine lance
Kidnapping can kinda work but it relies on being able to catch people off guard and out of position
sterile stone
Vet needs a rotary grenade launcher
solar gorge
i face someone who's very good when i'm playing with oraclow friends, check profile, 3 hours on record
mmm
frosty herald
Kidnapping can kinda work but it relies on being able to catch people off guard ...
i had to do a double take
solar gorge
curious
frosty herald
cause this sounds wild out of context
mystic ether
Smells like smurf to me.
carmine lance
What can I say, doorman has helped me master the art of driving an unmarked white van
heady rapids
i have used stimms on scum like 3 times in total in the last 5 games
legit keep forgetting
guhhhhhhhhh
solar gorge
bring back gundoorman
solar gorge
gone too soon
mystic ether
Did that actually do anything
carmine lance
bring back gundoorman
Aren’t we in a gun meta rn tho?
solar gorge
it used to do stuff
heady rapids
best melee best ranged the best ults inf ammo best dot best nades
sullen forge
i face someone who's very good when i'm playing with oraclow friends, check prof...
Private Account who's going on a 20 KS
solar gorge
back in the days, i don't think u were on deadlock back then tho
sullen forge
Aka least obvious Smurf
solar gorge
at peak gun doorman i could cart someone into a wall and stun and kill them in less than half the clip
mystic ether
All the way into endgame?
solar gorge
from mid to endgame yea
mystic ether
Neat
carmine lance
The unfortunate thing about doorman is that bells are kinda stinky too
solar gorge
yeah
carmine lance
I get he’s still support and off assassin
solar gorge
doorman heals on hit
glossy nimbus
i like door man so far
solar gorge
with gun or spirit
carmine lance
Doorman is fun but his bells kinda stink even when fully investing in them
solar gorge
it's a troll char that's only good at tilting people and making them type angrily in chat now
carmine lance
Kidnapping I get more results from by setting people up for getting murdered
Or sometimes i get the kill myself
mystic ether
I haven't touched him. I just bounce between paige, ivy, whoever the robot professor is, wraith, geist and victor.
carmine lance
Ngl dynamo is super strong rn
carmine lance
I tend to play doorman primarily, and vyper is kinda thrown in there
Ive been trying warden too
solar gorge
lane you start spirit
mystic ether
What's she doing? I played her a bit
solar gorge
and abuse lethal venom
carmine lance
Yeah I do that
solar gorge
should destroy lane normally
mystic ether
I got lucky with a game that went into late game and ppl fucked up.
carmine lance
I just struggle to get people low
mystic ether
So I lasered them.
carmine lance
“Just shoot them” yeah I do that
Then I get double dived for stepping past guardian
shadow spruce
Then I get double dived for stepping past guardian
mystic ether
Is she leveling knife or something in lane now? I genuinely don't play her enough to have a clue.
But she's simple and annoying in a moba so good enough for me.
carmine lance
I save knife for last
solar gorge
look at leaderboard and type the name of the top rank vyper in the build browser
i don't play her at all rlly so i can't recommend build
heady rapids
metro ..
carmine lance
I just struggle to have an impact in lane because it feels like on vyper i have no help with minions
Or my lane partner is pushing without me
sullen forge
@solar gorge Considering running Infuser instead of Leech for my Typical Seven builds seeing I usually lean into Spirit more when building him
sterile stone
@drowsy steppe wake on up, the deadlock fiends are here
solar gorge
and leech helps a lot when you do split dmagae between spirit and gun
ivory marlin
Hiya moffia!!
carmine lance
Im wondering if I should rush ap rounds sooner
signal spoke
sullen forge
still gets good value off of gun items
Oh yeah I still get Toxic + Something else to keep myself at that 4.8k Spike
solar gorge
enfuser is better on stuff like infernus and celeste
sullen forge
but I usually go for Spirit
solar gorge
toxic and intensifying mag
carmine lance
Hey bonesaw
ivory marlin
Hows it hanging
heady rapids
i c a n t duded
carmine lance
But yeah i can do pretty alright on doorman at least, i com my kidnaps and ults
Com my plays
heady rapids
CAN WE HAVE LESS REAPERS
sullen forge
toxic and intensifying mag
I pick up Mystic Slow early sometimes mainly cause of upgrading into Lightning Scroll cause we dont like fun
glossy nimbus
no
mystic ether
I've never had good comms on deadlock
glossy nimbus
die
sullen forge
but holy shit
mystic ether
I gave up lol
sullen forge
its so funny knowing you tickling someone with Surge
is the sole reason why your Silver in Lane got that free kill
carmine lance
I just say “carting x to blue walker, x ulted at y location”
carmine lance
It’s going well thank you, how are you? And hope things are good with you as well, bonesaw
glossy nimbus
is it bad to send ppl to door dimension
heady rapids
im g
glossy nimbus
cuz its so funny when it happens
frosty herald
im such a chud i got netted after typing this
my goat is washed
frosty herald
It’s going well thank you, how are you? And hope things are good with you as wel...
erm
heady rapids
nah it was karmic justice
frosty herald
thats blade
mystic ether
cuz its so funny when it happens
Exiles are exiles for a reason.
Just remove them from play and waste their time
ivory marlin
It’s going well thank you, how are you? And hope things are good with you as wel...
Im highkey tired but otherwise good
acoustic dune
ey chat
solar gorge
get not tired
ivory marlin
Woah
ivory marlin
get not tired
Says the french guy
shadow spruce
Im highkey tired but otherwise good
acoustic dune
game when
heady rapids
im chudding out
acoustic dune
inferior wolp
carmine lance
is it bad to send ppl to door dimension
Wdym, when they get clipped into the map?
acoustic dune
and i need to get the darktide frame
whats teh event?
heady rapids
all elites
acoustic dune
ah
heady rapids
whats he using
heady rapids
some sort of ...
acoustic dune
ok imma just play arbities
heady rapids
pocket rumbler
acoustic dune
and be dont with it
sterile stone
Says the french guy
Nice to see the hatred for the French expands every domain
ivory marlin
Dude higui you’re so funny
misty nova
carmine lance
doorman ability
ah ult
glossy nimbus
its SO funny.
frosty herald
they call me big weenus
carmine lance
ult is great for denying people's ults or taking someone important out of a fight
but yeah it's also really funny to just
misty nova
Good enough
carmine falcon
lmao more like lil beeenus
misty nova
Welcome back Mordekaiser
glossy nimbus
Okay but I like when someone is harassing me and I put them in the hotel
its hilarious
I will never get tired of it
carmine falcon
bro got the zola haircut
sterile stone
I will never get tired of it
Wait
glossy nimbus
void bison
black flag resynced isn't rpg hooray yippeee!!
ivory marlin
I inhaled too much helium
carmine lance
the really funny thing about kidnap doorman though is how far door range can get
ivory marlin
My head hurts
carmine lance
the simple joy of reaching enemy doubles from blue walker
carmine falcon
misty nova
Oh they showed black flag remake?
carmine falcon
?
shadow spruce
https://x.com/adidaskote/status/2047356046922879255
who
carmine lance
annihalate them under walker
carmine lance
go back for sinners :)
violet hornet
My head hurts
Have you tried inhaling some helium for that?
frosty herald
https://x.com/adidaskote/status/2047356046922879255
FUCK
carmine falcon
it is indeed not an rpg
full nebula
void bison
Have you tried inhaling some helium for that?
enough carbon monoxide will make ANYTHING/EVERYTHING stop hurting
violet hornet
https://youtu.be/7hkFaTypP1Q?si=u1g4T9_ZOGtzBBu0
When you gotta bust out the showcase videos because your target demo is getting their rocks off on an indie game
ivory marlin
Have you tried inhaling some helium for that?
Ah shit you’re right
misty nova
https://youtu.be/7hkFaTypP1Q?si=u1g4T9_ZOGtzBBu0
Ok watched 30 seconds of it
I already know it's good
frosty herald
it is indeed not an rpg
gang of dragon found dead
i guess nagoshi couldnt raise the 10 mil
shadow spruce
huh
shadow spruce
who are they
shadow spruce
oh
ivory marlin
https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HGj9VKNWAAA-d5u.webp
I saw people complain this looks nothing like er
void bison
shadow spruce
oh my godddddddd
void bison
yeah
shadow spruce
keep upppppppp
void bison
uncharted 3
ivory marlin
Argus you lowkey remind me of nathan drake but only the unbelievable parts
sterile stone
Argus you lowkey remind me of nathan drake but only the unbelievable parts
And you remind me of the fent fiend at my old apartment
sterile stone
uncharted 3
ivory marlin
Ill have you know the only drug i take is insulin
shadow spruce
rough
sterile stone
Ill have you know the only drug i take is insulin
I doubt that
ivory marlin
And like
sterile stone
There’s no way a sober person gets that fuck ass haircut you got
void bison
Shit for headaches
jenkem user!!!!
ivory marlin
Im getting high for the first time next month
sterile stone
jenkem user!!!!
Jelly is a shit sniffer confirmed
ivory marlin
:(
glossy nimbus
yo we talking jenk??
void bison
glossy nimbus
sterile stone
https://tenor.com/view/jenkem-chicken-jockey-jack-black-minecraft-movie-minecraf...
That’s foul bro
void bison
this remake does look a little peak
void bison
I hope the pc port is good
ivory marlin
Jellbert 💀
shadow spruce
I hope the pc port is good
how much longer do you think you can gaslight him into thinking its an uncharted remake
sterile stone
You should hit up that junkyard and see if they have a v12 you can slap into whatever shitbox you buy
ivory marlin
SO TRUE
void bison
they kinda butchered nathan drakes character in the remade scenes
violet hornet
https://tenor.com/view/jenkem-chicken-jockey-jack-black-minecraft-movie-minecraf...
Any ideas of your account being hacked have now evaporated
ivory marlin
You should hit up that junkyard and see if they have a v12 you can slap into wha...
Dude argus i almost never agree with your takes but i finally agree with this one
void bison
he seems a lot more greedy instead of the thief w a heart of gold
glossy nimbus
Any ideas of your account being hacked have now evaporated
what makes you think so
my acc is totally haxed
sterile stone
Dude argus i almost never agree with your takes but i finally agree with this on...
I barely interact with you outside of insults
And even then
ivory marlin
Yeah
sterile stone
I barely interact with you
In all fairness
You have the potential to either slap together a kill dozer
Or create the next big Tesla explosion
acoustic dune
this remake does look a little peak
i hope they work more on the boat mechanic
wheat matrix
I suspect jelly will manage to of both
void bison
i hope they work more on the boat mechanic
glossy nimbus
Or create the next big Tesla explosion
You mean the tesla truck pop?
frosty herald
FUCK
sterile stone
I suspect jelly will manage to of both
If he manages to kill dozer a junkyard car
acoustic dune
no d?
ivory marlin
You have the potential to either slap together a kill dozer
I know car stuff
sterile stone
I will financially back him
misty nova
Such a good video
carmine falcon
ivory marlin
I know a guy with a decommissioned tank from a few years back
carmine falcon
insane post
ivory marlin
Could hit him up
frosty herald
btw the modern day is also gone in resynced
sterile stone
There’s no way you’re adding plating to a car without it crumpling
Armored cars are specially designed brudder
wheat matrix
I know a guy with a decommissioned tank from a few years back
Those are peak
sterile stone
And I don’t think you’ve got that level of drunk hillbilly in you to make that work
wheat matrix
Just use a tank as a road transport 
void bison
Could hit him up
you should give your car tank treads
violet hornet
Man is trying to save money and ends up spending $100/day on gas for this armored thing
carmine falcon
btw the modern day is also gone in resynced
good cause black flag had one of the worst
wheat matrix
Man is trying to save money and ends up spending $100/day on gas for this armore...
Saves money on traffic by driving through it
ivory marlin
Just use a tank as a road transport <:kekW:722178783993397259>
My daily driver need a 4 man crew
wheat matrix
My daily driver need a 4 man crew
LOL
sterile stone
A armored dodge challenger would go hard tho
acoustic dune
void bison
Man is trying to save money and ends up spending $100/day on gas for this armore...
mad max junkie bandits should all be driving teslas
ivory marlin
A armored dodge challenger would go hard tho
Challenger?!?!?!
acoustic dune
mystic ether
Finally, some sensibility
ivory marlin
Ah hell nah brother
void bison
imagine if there was one guy in mad max with an EV
median steeple
Y'all see that clay face trailer
sterile stone
Ah hell nah brother
What do you mean hell nah
ivory marlin
wheat matrix
violet hornet
mad max junkie bandits should all be driving teslas
And they can only charge at battery town
sterile stone
It’s the one car you see get this treatment regularly in movies
ivory marlin
It’s the one car you see get this treatment regularly in movies
Get like
mystic ether
Challenger thoughtseize once again.
ivory marlin
A cooler car
void bison
And they can only charge at battery town
oi'l give yu a case of bullets for some zappy zaps
mystic ether
Don't do this
sterile stone
I’m surrounded by a lack of vision
mystic ether
You can do better, I promise.
sterile stone
Okay what
ivory marlin
https://tenor.com/view/ghost-of-goon-benjammins-ben-jammins-ghost-of-the-goon-go...
ONLY gif of his ive ever found funny
sterile stone
We’re gonna slap armor plating on a Subaru hatchback?
mystic ether
I like challengers myself but there are way cooler cars out there
void bison
the original game's creative cirector is working on the project
ivory marlin
We’re gonna slap armor plating on a Subaru hatchback?
Choose a mustang
Or like a chevy
mystic ether
STOP WITH THE PLATE ARMOR DAMMIT
sterile stone
That’s even worse
ivory marlin
Imagine a armored stringray bruh
mystic ether
No plate armor
sterile stone
STOP WITH THE PLATE ARMOR DAMMIT
The premise is adding plated armor to a car tho
ivory marlin
Like an old wide body
mystic ether
The premise is adding plated armor to a car tho
I'm working on not having a stroke
Why do you need this
violet hornet
Maybe just stick to armor all wipes instead lol
void bison
Imagine a armored stringray bruh
what about a manta ray with plate armor and zweihander fin blades
ivory marlin
Like an old wide body
@sterile stone
sterile stone
<@401737241115754527>
Don’t do that dude
ivory marlin
💀
mystic ether
Since we're dumb as hell
sterile stone
That car looks to nice to do that
wheat matrix
Don’t do that dude
That thing is fire
mystic ether
Armored thunderbird
wheat matrix
Oh ok
mystic ether
Destroy yourself while driving.
ivory marlin
Armored thunderbird
Ah hell nah
mystic ether
Ah hell nah
Nope. Speedrun it.
wheat matrix
Put armour on it
mystic ether
We're here already
sterile stone
Okay how about this right
wheat matrix
Paint it like a bowling ball
sterile stone
A armored Tahoe
wheat matrix
Tbone other cars
mystic ether
A armored Tahoe
...
ivory marlin
Ill get that ugly ass electric jeep
void bison
what about a car that kills the driver by having such a loud engine and a funnel to focus all the reverb into your head like tuba car
mystic ether
I'm more annoyed that I can accept that somehoe
wheat matrix
Ill get that ugly ass electric jeep
A Tesla truck?
ivory marlin
No
mystic ether
Sounds like a terrible idea just off the weight alone.
heady rapids
idk maybe u should consider this jelly
wheat matrix
A Tesla truck with armor plating would fucking crumple
It’d just exploder
void bison
A Tesla truck with armor plating would fucking crumple
I don't think the glue would hold
ivory marlin
idk maybe u should consider this jelly
I just did and said no
wheat matrix
idk maybe u should consider this jelly
That suits jelly well
ivory marlin
I hate all of you
mystic ether
A Tesla truck with armor plating would fucking crumple
The trucks are already violated enough by production alone.
void bison
I just did and said no
you could give it tank treads
ivory marlin
Tank tread more like
void bison
we should be making skitter tech
mystic ether
I've only seen maybe five or four recently.
violet hornet
idk maybe u should consider this jelly
Wow it's the jellycart
He has to get this thing
void bison
I want spider cars with 8 legs and a top speed of 90 mph
mystic ether
Unironically people snicker when the person comes out.
That's a hard life
You spent all this money
Just to get laughed at at the gas station
Damn
heady rapids
the only time i have ever seen a tesla truck was on the back of a tow truck
violet hornet
idk maybe u should consider this jelly
I can only imagine this thing has no engine and you gotta flinstone run it everywhere
heady rapids
unironically
ivory marlin
I see 5 cybertrucks on my way to work
carmine lance
theres a person at my college with a cybertruck, i don't even know who they are but it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth everytime I see it
ivory marlin
They all look worse each time
frosty herald
they ate my events
mystic ether
Pfft.
violet hornet
Just to get laughed at at the gas station
When's a Tesla truck ever gonna be at a gas station
heady rapids
they ate my events
heresy exclusive
violet hornet
But also, I bust out laughing involuntarily whenever I see one
mystic ether
Are they only electronic?
wheat matrix
I’m glad I live in the uk
heady rapids
bro lives in the uk
wheat matrix
I’ve never seen a cybertruck here
violet hornet
Are they only electronic?
Yes, all Tesla vehicles are, hence the name
ivory marlin
No
carmine lance
I once saw a bright red cybertruck and I was so surprised they even came in anything other than gray
ivory marlin
do u lot use oil lamps
Yes
violet hornet
Assuming you mean electric
violet hornet
do u lot use oil lamps
Whale oil only
mystic ether
Yes, all Tesla vehicles are, hence the name
Wasn't sure if it was that exclusive. Fair enough.
Anyone I've ever seen in a tesla at a gas station is usually pulling up for rolling papers. I wish I was lying.
violet hornet
That is actually hilarious
wheat matrix
I once saw a bright red cybertruck and I was so surprised they even came in anyt...
At a glance I read that as ‘surprised it came in anything other than gay’ and I got confused for a second
heady rapids
violet hornet
I haven't been to a gas station in nearly 2 years
heady rapids
cybertruck if they made it for jelly
mystic ether
All the electric spots are definitely nowhere near here
wheat matrix
https://tenor.com/view/tesla-cybertruck-tesler-subertruck-ginger-billy-gif-17491...
Put tank treads on it
violet hornet
But I don't smoke using papers much
sterile stone
cybertruck if they made it for jelly
The goobermobile
mystic ether
I can't think of anywhere off the top of my head that does.
Maybe some mall lots...somewhre? There are dealerships but iirc tesla doesn't have their shit lying around in common dealerships.
You might get some hybrids but that's it in my memory
carmine lance
At a glance I read that as ‘surprised it came in anything other than gay’ and I ...
lmao
sorry should I have used the uk spelling
violet hornet
Charging in public is still fairly expensive so most people I know that have an electric vehicle installed a charger at home
Tier 2 charger at home that is
sterile stone
Tier 2 charger at home that is
So how does this work for billing
Does it just spike their electric bill?
violet hornet
Does it just spike their electric bill?
I think it cost me $5 to full charge last time I did it
sterile stone
Or is it like a separate system
sterile stone
I think it cost me $5 to full charge last time I did it
That’s honestly not bad
mystic ether
Charging in public is still fairly expensive so most people I know that have an ...
Makes sense. There's maybe one place I can think of that'd put up the money for the clout but they're out there showing off like
violet hornet
But my workplace is currently letting me charge for free so I don't do that often
mystic ether
McClarens and shit
But there was a tesla store in their shit side of the "high rise" mall.
sterile stone
But my workplace is currently letting me charge for free so I don't do that ofte...
Do you have the Tesla user to user comms thin in your car
violet hornet
Do you have the Tesla user to user comms thin in your car
Nah I have a Chevy bolt euv lmao
sterile stone
Nah I have a Chevy bolt euv lmao
Breeeeh
violet hornet
Lil tiny thing but it works well
sterile stone
Big ups tho
mystic ether
If I could find a car I'd want, might look into it.
sterile stone
I saw someone with a sticker on the back of their Tesla that said
mystic ether
Not the tesla. Fuck that lol
sterile stone
I don’t support white supremacy, I just wanted to use clean energy
violet hornet
Yeah I got it in the last couple years so there was no way a Tesla was getting considered lmao
mystic ether
I want something more analog. Not a fan of cars with all these extra amenities and pointless patch notes.
violet hornet
Thankfully nabbed the last window for the EV and charger credits
violet hornet
I want something more analog. Not a fan of cars with all these extra amenities a...
Yeah mine is fairly old school controls for an electric which was a plus for me
mystic ether
Literally had someone need me to pick them up because their car ran out of juice failing to connect some stupid update they had to go to the dealership for.
No wait. Wrong person
violet hornet
Fucking pure touch screen stuff is so bad when you need to keep your eyes on the road
mystic ether
The other person had that
This time it had something to do with the keyless thing not working and it somehow refusing to register the actual key nearby?
violet hornet
Oh yup you can get in with the physical key but not start it without the fob battery
glossy nimbus
Fucking pure touch screen stuff is so bad when you need to keep your eyes on the...
Feels like it should be a regulation for cars not to have built in Ipads
violet hornet
I recently replaced mine for this reason
mystic ether
And it somehow drained the battery because a sensor was broken iirc.
Like in an accident prior that must not have been addressed properly.
violet hornet
Oof that is ass
mystic ether
I'm still new to figuring out car shit but I'm definitely not a fan of this smart car crap.
Genuinely useless/dangerous.
violet hornet
Feels like it should be a regulation for cars not to have built in Ipads
Right it's bad enough when people are using their phones, forcing them to use a tablet interface to get directions or adjust environmental controls is awful
mystic ether
Feels like it should be a regulation for cars not to have built in Ipads
Bad news once again.
It's a feature
violet hornet
Genuinely useless/dangerous.
Seeing a Tesla need to put its window down to open the door because reasons
mystic ether
Seeing a Tesla need to put its window down to open the door because *reasons*
That's awesome btw.
glossy nimbus
funnier thing is teslas are proven death traps
violet hornet
That's awesome btw.
Not if the battery is dead and you gotta get out in an emergency lol
glossy nimbus
You need electricity to open the doors
mystic ether
Hold on I got terrible corpospeak
ivory marlin
@heady rapids fuck you
mystic ether
Nvm i got nothing
ivory marlin
Any time i see 67 i think of you and get mad
mystic ether
It's fucking stupid dude lmao
mystic ether
Fun times too when you consider some of these vehicles just being able to be remotely disabled.
Surely
Surely enougj
heady rapids
Any time i see 67 i think of you and get mad
ivory marlin
Im blocking you
mystic ether
This cannot possibly be leveraged by nefarious persons. Persons with the connections to power to do so more flippantly. Nope
Not at all.
I sure fucking hope I don't get profiled and my car gets turned off. :^)
mystic ether
Oh this isn't a problem for me yet. Just mentioning it broadly. Some of these cars have remote killswitches, cited for "theft prevention".
ivory marlin
I want a 1970 Datsun fairlady z
mystic ether
Funny thing about that when the same permissions are extended to pigs and the like
ivory marlin
That would be pretty baller
mystic ether
Idk what that is yet.
Or maybe I've seen it and never knew the name.
The "dream" vehicle is actually motorcycles but I don't have those connections or funds and uh
Yeah gonna be honest, not trying to get turned intona vegetable because of terrible infrastructure and overall hateful drivers.
Maybe a moped.
mystic ether
legit crazy that tesla needs fucking updates for the car to run
Industry standard over time, really. All these companies copy each other to stay relevant so all the extra stupidity that comes with that is easy.
violet hornet
500 MANIAC
Hsword is so back
acoustic dune
Hsword is so back
real
ivory marlin
Idk what that is yet.
This but older
mystic ether
Oh those
I like the green
Idk what that color is called
But that one specifically is a really nice solid coat.
violet hornet
legit crazy that tesla needs fucking updates for the car to run
That'll happen when you task a team of computer and electronics engineers with making a car rather than tasking car engineers with adding smart features to a car
mystic ether
Does it play nice with going fast?
wheat matrix
Any time i see 67 i think of you and get mad
Same 
violet hornet
A lot of the issues Teslas have are ones the rest of the auto industry solved decades ago through trial and error
ivory marlin
Idk what that color is called
One of the color ways of the ones from 1982 is orange and brown and its so nice
mystic ether
Haven't seen that creme orange in a while
Oh different orange nvm
That actually looks nice.
violet hornet
Kinda hilarious seeing people buying cars entirely on aesthetics
mystic ether
It's not too much of a shock.
ivory marlin
Kinda hilarious seeing people buying cars entirely on aesthetics
Old nissans are also reliable
Especially back when it was datsun
And bot nissan
mystic ether
I just know that style and substance can work. Issue is is that I just don't have a stronger understanding of big picture stuff with cars.
Nissans are nice. Some of them are a bit too small for me but not a terrible ride
I forgot what one of their standard coups was called but it's just a stable ride all the way through.
Extremely easy to drive.
ivory marlin
Current day nissan is doodoo tho
mystic ether
Idk what kind of time some of their new stuff is on. Never drove them.
ivory marlin
Shout out them killing themselves bc they fucked up and now refuse to merge with honda
mystic ether
Sounds like they don't take a merger lightly. Understandable even if I can still learn more to dislike.
Is Nissan in a terrible place?
ivory marlin
No they made really good cars
But then they tried doing smth different
And it basically killed their cars
And japan was like “hey you are gonna go bankrupt and honda is willing to merge and help”
But they refused
So now they are slowly dying
ivory marlin
LLLLLLLLLLLL
ivory marlin
Ok!
signal spoke
https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1st1bf9/how_do_you_expect_them_to_m...
are these people actually this fucking braindead
the absolute rot in their brains
heady rapids
thsi guy is also right but ehhhh
like he has a point but
ehhhhhhhhhhhh
i meannnnnn
signal spoke
thsi guy is also right but ehhhh
mfw comparing two different studios
frosty herald
oh yeah drg also has an endgame
undone pewter
thsi guy is also right but ehhhh
unlike helldivers 2 drg is good
heady rapids
no the fuck it doesnt
frosty herald
no the fuck it doesnt
haz 5+ and deep dives
signal spoke
Overclock grind
heady rapids
deep dives are quite literally just easier than normal missions
the endgame is just yeah
oc grind
casino shit
signal spoke
I am fine with it
heady rapids
signal spoke
Though grinding for overclock slots is a pain
heady rapids
it used to be so much worse
signal spoke
forgot what was the name
heady rapids
cause they were exclusive to weeklies
signal spoke
Dont worry they about to bring a better perk system for rogue core
(have no idea whats in the game)
violet hornet
Dont worry they about to bring a better perk system for rogue core
Always a good sign dropping this right before early access launch lol
heady rapids
like you choose a deck and that gives you upgrades from that deck throughout the run
dont quote me on that
violet hornet
like you choose a deck and that gives you upgrades from that deck throughout the...
Ahh yes the back 4 blood system that was so widely loved
heady rapids
nah i think the b4b system is infinitely worse
cause i did play b4b
and i did play rc
shadow spruce
Ahh yes the back 4 blood system that was so widely loved
it wasnt so bad during the beta truth be told
signal spoke
we all know that b4b was ruined purely the card system
heady rapids
nah it was overall just dogshit lol
sullen forge
Which one was objectively the worse Heavy Sword again
sullen forge
Thats what I figured
heady rapids
ik tehres mk 6 7 and 9
sullen forge
Been using 7 for my past like 3 matches and Im prefering it
heady rapids
9 is objectively trhe bst and 6 and 7 are kinda even just moveset preferences
sullen forge
Me like the Push Attack poke
misty ravine
Now that the dust has settled, is the heavy sword back?
misty nova
Always has been
Killing carapace with it still tedious
Because that's supposed to be its weakness
The special followup is more useful nowadays though
And the Hsword special brittleness can be stacked separately from generic brittle
Which is
Alright
misty nova
She crit my body until I finesse
sullen forge
I just be making straight BULLSHIT
misty nova
Anyways
Hsword still killing everything that it already could
Carapace still meh on it
Bladed Momentum still fighting and losing against Headtaker Deathblow
sterile stone
Ahh yes the back 4 blood system that was so widely loved
A game from the hit studio turtle rock
Even tho we forgot to mention the devs from turtle rock were specifically tasked with trash can physics
violet hornet
I was so hyped for that game too
ivory marlin
ik tehres mk 6 7 and 9
heady rapids
YOU'RE DOING THIS TO YOURSELF
violet hornet
All i have in my little gay heart is hate
Wow self bi erasure is real
violet hornet
Or do you have a little straight heart next to it
ivory marlin
I said i was for like a werk
sterile stone
I was never bi
Lies if I ever saw them
ivory marlin
No what
sterile stone
Bro flirted with 2 women who ended up being lesbians
solar gorge
he does a lot of bi erasure none the less
ivory marlin
When i first came out in middle school i think i said i was bi
sterile stone
Jelly doesn’t believe women exist apparently
ivory marlin
And then I realized i just like personality and that i don’t really care about labels
Gender is a social construct
sterile stone
So is poverty
ivory marlin
sterile stone
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1407350202087641149/1483863329322565723/t...
Don’t you give me that gender neutral mullet owner stare
ivory marlin
Lmao
ivory marlin
he does a lot of bi erasure none the less
Hehe, yeah
solar gorge
dumb chuuud
heady rapids
#chud
sterile stone
Tanner is gonna be at the foot of your bed tonight when you sleep
acoustic dune
dis you?
frosty herald
wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy argus
obsidian prairie
Tanner is gonna be at the foot of your bed tonight when you sleep
This is good
We can crown him with the mandatory Texan headboard shotgun
sterile stone
This is good
We can crown him with the mandatory Texan headboard shotgun
I have never in my entire time logged into this planet have I seen an act of violence outside a video game against someone be termed crowning
And I’m here for it
solar gorge
i am leagues above ut
wheat matrix
And then I realized i just like personality and that i don’t really care about l...
Isn’t this still bisexual because you’re attracted to people of both genders?
solar gorge
give up
obsidian prairie
I have never in my entire time logged into this planet have I seen an act of vio...
What other fun way do you describe putting a shotgun to someone's forehead
solar gorge
it's complicated
sterile stone
What other fun way do you describe putting a shotgun to someone's forehead
Fair enough
frosty herald
Who tf is tanner
bro stopped drama farming for so long people forgot who he is
solar gorge
technically no, it's pan for all genders
ivory marlin
Isn’t this still bisexual because you’re attracted to people of both genders?
The whole “more than 2 genders” and “bi and pan are the same thing” could be argued but eh
solar gorge
but most ppl just say bi
ivory marlin
I like people
acoustic dune
i see why people use the aaxe now
ivory marlin
And i think the bi flag is dumb
acoustic dune
in all my darktideien year now
solar gorge
it looks awesome stfu
sterile stone
Who tf is tanner
Aw man it’s funny, it’s like a mini lolcow
solar gorge
it has purple
wheat matrix
Bi and pan seem like the same thing to me, but yeah, it’s not really my place to say
acoustic dune
this is the first time i use the axe
ivory marlin
Aw man it’s funny, it’s like a mini lolcow
Oh so me
wheat matrix
Aw man it’s funny, it’s like a mini lolcow
You mean like yo-
ivory marlin
Guys am i the best zel chat lolcow
wheat matrix
Ok jelly stole my joke and made it worse
wheat matrix
Guys am i the best zel chat lolcow
Mort
ivory marlin
Fuck
sterile stone
Bi and pan seem like the same thing to me, but yeah, it’s not really my place to...
I remember saying this years ago, but I doubt most bi people would give enough a fuck to care what you identify as, they probably see that you’re cute and want to shag
ivory marlin
jelly you're so done
Its fucking over for me dawg