zealot-class

[twilit shard]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-viscous-belly-valve-deadlockgame-gif-7730643635686756458

[sterile stone]

Man I can’t do beans every daaaay man

[twilit shard]

I guess it is?

Technically a chain but like

Theres only really 3 and they're all in California

[obsidian prairie]

Ah

Unfortunate

[sterile stone]

They sell burgers?

[twilit shard]

No but they have tortas

[delicate shadow]

I'm doing like, stews, soups and stir fries

also lots of quinoa, legumes and rice

[sterile stone]

I do wanna cook a lot more

But fuuuuck dude

[obsidian prairie]

If you're really in the shit you can attempt using lard to just add calories to bulk shit out

[twilit shard]

Damn now I want consomme

[delicate shadow]

cooking is, admittedly, a pain in the ass if you been working all day or otherwise busy

[sterile stone]

We have tallow

[sterile stone]

It’s not that per se

Its first timing things

[delicate shadow]

ah I seee

[sterile stone]

Like I can make basic ass stuff like ground meat and burger patties

But I wanted to expand

[twilit shard]

I need birria consome rn

Aquila can I borrow 100 dollars

[sterile stone]

And no one trust me to cook chicken or pork

[vagrant spruce]

not with that attitude

[delicate shadow]

I can loan you 100 turkish lira

[twilit shard]

How much is that in USD

[delicate shadow]

wtf why

[twilit shard]

2 Dollars

DAMN

[hearty nebula]

gang

[sterile stone]

“You’re going to either undercook or burn it”

I shit you not

That’s what I’m told every time

[vagrant spruce]

meat thermometer

[twilit shard]

Get a thermometer...

[delicate shadow]

if you can safely cook ground meat you can safely cook pork and chicken

[hearty nebula]

i mean anyone can safely cook pork & chicken

[vagrant spruce]

just wait til they find out that some people eat pork rare

[twilit shard]

Chicken is like the easiest meat to tell if you've cooked it right

[delicate shadow]

like it's really easy to cook pork through, the only real risk factor is overcooking it and making it dry as fuck

[hearty nebula]

Keeping said pork/chicken juicy & tender without overcooking it is another matter entirely though

[twilit shard]

Pork is just too heavy in general for me

The only time I have pork is in cold cut form or bacon

[delicate shadow]

I very rarely eat pork ngl

[sterile stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/3M2eN5y2fH0?si=hinp8pzk4F756ult

[vagrant spruce]

only when i make pulled pork. That is the only time

[sterile stone]

I’ve been meaning to cook this

[twilit shard]

Pork is also good in soups tho

[delicate shadow]

chicken and beef are my go tos, I used to have lots of lamb but jesus christ lamb is expensive here

[vagrant spruce]

came in here looking for build advice, but food will do

[twilit shard]

I've never cooked lamb myself and I've rarely had it

[sterile stone]

Lamb is amazing

[vagrant spruce]

is jesus christ lamb more expensive than lamb?

[sterile stone]

The cost of it however

[twilit shard]

But I remember it tasting rllly good when I had it at a japanese place

[sterile stone]

Isn’t

[twilit shard]

Then again I was drunk so everything tasted rlly good

[hearty nebula]

The trick is that you don't actually go to the "safe" temperature most people tell you of (unless your pork is from an area where parasites are common), you basically bring it halfway between where bacteria start to die and instantly die and then hold that temp for like

5-10 mins

[sterile stone]

Fucken uhhh

There’s this place I tried out a year or so ago

Selling lamb shanks

$35 plate before taxes

[vagrant spruce]

gyros are peak though

[sterile stone]

The lamb was so fucking tiny

And you only got 6 pieces

[delicate shadow]

yes

[hearty nebula]

You're almost guaranteed to have dry ass overcooked pork if you bring it to 160f

[twilit shard]

I really need to try out lamb gyro

[vagrant spruce]

its the superior meat (for gyros), but they do the schwarma with a combination of meats and thats also very good

[sterile stone]

I feel like I’m gonna get hounded for saying this but

Eating chicken and beef in the same food is weird

[twilit shard]

I don't like the mixed meat shwarma ngl, I'll get multiple if I want variety

[vagrant spruce]

yeah totally fair, I would get why some wouldnt like it. I agree with Friend of, mixing meat is wierd in the same dish, outside of BBQ, Jumbo/Jambalaya, Gyros

[sterile stone]

Seeing someone mention Jambalaya in this discord feels odd

Not too many people know the names of food from NOLA

[livid thorn]

what should i be dumping on the crusher?

[vagrant spruce]

I grew up down there (not in LA htough), and went to tailgates where moms would rotate bringing their recipe.

[north sedge]

i mean cheese cake factory makes jambalaya, or at least the last time i went they had it

[twilit shard]

Wtf

[sterile stone]

That ain’t the same as getting it from the birthplace

[vagrant spruce]

it is not

hit lake ponchatrain with that shit

[twilit shard]

Last time I went to cheesecake factory I saw they were charging nearly 30 bucks for a burger so my friend and I got up and just left

[sterile stone]

Sometimes I miss the food from home, but then I remember how horrible that state is

[livid thorn]

seeing people say i should dump power output but the comment I saw on it was 2 years old so idk if it is still accurate

[vagrant spruce]

I am also glad I left alabama, id say both states have their problems

[sterile stone]

@plush estuary

[twilit shard]

I'm so glad I was born in California

https://tenor.com/view/new-california-flag-usa-california-fallout-gif-3447366691400649010

[sterile stone]

Texas wouldn’t be so dog shit If like

You didn’t need a car to get literally anywhere

[twilit shard]

If the rest of the state was like the rest of its major cities

[sterile stone]

Everything is so spread apart

[vagrant spruce]

Los Angeles is no different my dude

[twilit shard]

Unfortunately true

[void bison]

I was born in a terrible place

[vagrant spruce]

tallahassee?

[twilit shard]

Wyoming

[void bison]

for america at least not the world at large

[sterile stone]

Who lives in Wyoming

Isn’t that place just kinda

There

[twilit shard]

500k people or something idk

[void bison]

a tiny kansas town

[vagrant spruce]

ah, yeah Kansas. My aunt is from there and we do not really talk, Lawrence, KS

[twilit shard]

At least it wasn't Arkansas ig

[sterile stone]

See now I’m curious what the least populated state is

It’s gotta be like

Vermont or something

[twilit shard]

Its literally wyoming

[sterile stone]

Oh

[vagrant spruce]

yeah im pretty sure thats true

[sterile stone]

Well shit

[twilit shard]

500k people is the least populated any state is

[sterile stone]

I wonder if property is cheap there

[twilit shard]

Vermont and Alaska are close

[vagrant spruce]

confirmed via Wikipedia, youre lucky you have EVIDENCE to back up your claims

[twilit shard]

I would kill to have a place in Rhode Island ngl

[void bison]

Is she bad or just not kept in touch, I have mostly opposite views to most people ive seen in my town which is what makes it a miserable experience

[vagrant spruce]

man what a weird conversation, lol. Naragansett RI is one of the best places I have been

[sterile stone]

That seems odd

The hell is so special about rhode island

[twilit shard]

Its a beautiful state

[vagrant spruce]

Not to get political because I dont remeber rules, but I do not support MAGA and she has MAGA tattoos, if that paints the pic

[twilit shard]

And very LGBT friendly

[sterile stone]

Ohhhh

Oh yikes

If it’s any consolation

[twilit shard]

Like cmon

Even their cities are pretty

[sterile stone]

I found out a chapter of the Klan isn’t too far from where I use to live

[vagrant spruce]

Providence?

[twilit shard]

Yea

[vagrant spruce]

HP Lovecraft too, which he was problematic in his ideologies, but the stories

I went to his grave in Providence

[twilit shard]

Its so goddamn pretty man

[twilit shard]

Oh wow thats sick

[void bison]

she is a perfect kansan then, the combination of being here and working retail means I run into an insane amount of maga supporters and like, impressively stupid people

[sterile stone]

Looks like the type of place where you’d see someone knitting sweaters by the water

[twilit shard]

I hope to visit someday, my cousin went recently for a work trip

Should've smuggled myself in

[vagrant spruce]

yep we were all super close before 2015, and then the families grew apart

[void bison]

he goina fix the ecomony

[twilit shard]

I've only ever ran into one person like that working retail and it was the craziest thing

Maga baseball cap, shirt, US Flag phone case, whole outfit was red blue and white

She filled up a shopping cart with like a million things then didn't buy anything and left it in my department

[void bison]

ive seen a morbidly obese guy riding a mobility scooter with trump merch and an american flag on the scooter

[sterile stone]

It’s one thing to see and hear them online

It’s another to hear them go on their rants in person

And you just gotta take a step back like

Wow

This is a real person

[void bison]

brain eating amoeba would starve

[twilit shard]

Other than that uhh North Cal had some ppl like that when I was driving to Yosemite

I had to stop at a really shady gas station and everyone looked at my group funny

[sterile stone]

I feel like you experience this more in the south than like

Further north

Atleast here people don’t hide it

[chrome wave]

one time i drank consome and it greased me insides so good i had a 30 minute drive home fully clenched and scared i wouldn't make it through the door. when i finally parked i did a 40 meter sprint through 2 locked doors and made it to a bathroom. was very proud

[twilit shard]

Wtf did they put in ur Consome

[void bison]

I also have customers acting normal that then randomly say some insane shit about the Bible like how you can survive off of 1 bottle of coconut water because the Bible talks about living water

[chrome wave]

the good shit

i would go back again and drink it again that stuff was GOOD

[twilit shard]

Customers really treat retail workers like NPC's

[void bison]

its mutual

they are cattle who cannot read

[sterile stone]

Duuuuuuuuuuude

I knew someone who was like

I can sustain myself off of sunlight

[twilit shard]

Yeah but this is a completely observable phenomena so I am justified in thinking this way

[void bison]

"It says approved, remove card, what do I do?"
god bro idk let's look at the clues

[spare talon]

What did i just read

[spare talon]

Im so tired boss

[chrome wave]

you read about how good a place's birria was that i went back again next week

[sterile stone]

Brother’s insides were greased up

Call that shit a oil change

[atomic matrix]

question: what is the prefered path for the fatmangus build? take perfectionism for the added CD time on shroudfield? or taking Eternal to make Inexorable judgement stacks uptime better?

[spare talon]

Eternal isnt ever worth the point imo

It extends the duration of the buff that already stacks up while its active
If it activates at a low amount of stacks, thats just that much more time till you can get it to a good stack count

[spare talon]

Im not shitting you this is real
I had an elderly lady penny pinching with everything checking clearance prices, thats fine this shit is expensive
But she mentions she has to be more careful with what she spends because they cut her medicaid which was sad to hear
Until she said that the rest of her money is going to republican politicians during the government shutdown to help "ensure those crazies dont get in control"
Reminder that the main issue during that shutdown was a standstill between Republicans and democrats where the Republicans were trying to get rid of Medicare
She was literally complaining about something that was actively harming her financial ability while using what little she had left in support of that harm
What do I say to that

[obsidian prairie]

Something that causes a heart attack hopefully

[twilit shard]

I'm never sending money to a fucking politician dawg

Unless they're like a grassroots candidate for my state

Insane to me elderly ppl do that

[obsidian prairie]

Most are brainwashed and different degrees of senile

[unkempt nest]

Unfortunately that’s what happens when you buy the rhetoric. It has never been more important to do your own research and form your own opinions.

[twilit shard]

The lead paint

[obsidian prairie]

Luckily I have it pretty clearcut

Vote opposite of whoever wants me dead

[twilit shard]

Unfortunate that I have to vote for the do nothing party to avoid getting my medical cut anymore than it already has

[acoustic dune]

politician fucks?

[fading gust]

https://tenor.com/view/telepurte-pingu-noot-noot-gif-25837050

Poo-litics?

[twilit shard]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pokemon-xy-espurr-rinya-gif-25178171

[sterile stone]

The hyper religious old people are those rare encounters I dread

[spare talon]

a while back, petco introduced a 10 cent charge for plastic bags

it should still be in effect

i gave it like 2 weeks before i just stopped caring

it wasnt worth the hassle and was handled poorly from the get go
instead of just
not using plastic bags, you instead de-incentivise their use by putting that burden financially on the customer?

and remember
texas

ive never seen the most normal people become so utterly enraged after me saying one single thing

[twilit shard]

I was forced to ask customers to sign up for credit cards everytime there was a check out even if we were slammed and understaffed

I just said fuck it and stopped for a while

[sterile stone]

Only time I’ve seen people enraged out here is when it’s cut off time when you’re selling booze

Or when they changed the law about the age to buy cigs

[spare talon]

at one point, i had a lady basically screaming at me for 8 minutes straight, holding up the line, about how political everything has gotten, how evil the democrats are, how global warming isnt actually real, and more with some stuff roping me into it when im just here for a paycheck

she had 4 cans of food

[sterile stone]

See shit like that is why I’m greatful I can just leave somewhere if someone is making an ass of themselves

Like dude

[spare talon]

we have a subscription savings plan in ADDITION to a credit card, which thankfully we dont have to push the credit card

[sterile stone]

If I’m gonna sit here listening to you rant in my ear

Atleast fucking pay me

[spare talon]

but for the longest time we HAD to push that plan and explain it to every customer, every time
there is typically only 1 person running a register because there are 2 people total running the story the majority of open hours

[twilit shard]

God I dreaded when old people said yes to the cards

[spare talon]

you were penalized if you didnt sign people up for the plan

[twilit shard]

Like an extra 15 mins to the checkout process

[hexed igloo]

Over here I gotta drop 80c for a fucking paper bag at the grocery store kek can't even get plastic no more

[twilit shard]

We both get fucked for it

[spare talon]

was the plan even worth it?
only for the people who spent a bajillion dollars in the first place

[copper hawk]

ou na na

[spare talon]

for everyone else it was a net loss

[copper hawk]

ounana

https://tenor.com/view/usagi-gif-1247842924182083314

[sterile stone]

See this is why I loved night shift jobs

None of that extra bull shit

[twilit shard]

https://tenor.com/view/kuri-manju-shisa-eyes-emoji-eyes-chiikawa-gif-10951680021637248284

[sterile stone]

And the pay was more

[hexed igloo]

Where I work tho we give out nice plastic bags for free, they're good thick plastic that's recycled/recyclable

[spare talon]

i dont get the option of night shifts, store closes at 9 or 7

[sterile stone]

Honestly fucked

Atleast at night it’s mostly drunks or homeless people

So if shit goes tits up

The cops can just shuttle them out

[spare talon]

the only day that i could work is the truck night where the entire truck shipment needs to be stocked for the entire store and youve got 2 maybe 3 people to do all of it

i cant even do that anymore cuz that would fuck over my uni schedule

[sterile stone]

Oh dude

7/11 truck nights were fun (not really)

Hey this fuck ass trailer with a ton of shit shows up at like 3 am and you clock out at 6

Meanwhile

Customers can still walk in

[void bison]

I mostly just say to myself "god we're fucked" cause its just hard to combat total brainrot, they can feel the pressure of things getting worse but its somehow impossible to get them to correlate that with the comically evil mr stooge billionaire

the last good president was Ronald Reagan

[spare talon]

wasnt he the guy who literally kickstarted the whole thing that keeps going to this day that creates the astronomical wealth in the most wealthy and they just get to sit on it

[twilit shard]

Ronald Reagan is burning in hell and that isn't sufficient

[void bison]

yeah but it'll trickle eventually so its okah!!!

[spare talon]

any century now

[void bison]

we need to invent an ultra hell

[twilit shard]

I remember they made a Ronald Reagan movie and filmed it like it was the next Oppenheimer

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/reagan-president-reagan-tear-down-this-wall-ronald-reagan-berlin-wall-gif-15910066207718724457

[twilit shard]

I think like 3 people watched it

[obsidian prairie]

I can just tell them to fuck off, and if they ask for a higher authority, get them to tell them to fuck off

Working non corporate is worth every tradeoff

Helps that people like that would probably never enter the store in the first place

[sterile stone]

Ngl the people you work with can be a major make or break aswell

[void bison]

the power to wipe away the entitlement of an idiot must be incredibly cathartic

[visual stream]

"Person" is a pretty strong word to use for that

[obsidian prairie]

I work with all the silly women and the fun straight friends

[sterile stone]

I had a job before Covid selling cbd and stuff

Was cool with the boss man and the only other person I worked with as a Hispanic chick obsessed with wolves

Miss that job ngl

Pocketing 1G a week was nice

[visual stream]

Did you ask if she had an oc

[sterile stone]

Nah nah she wasn’t a furry

She was just really obsessed with wolves

[delicate shadow]

she was turkish?

[visual stream]

Did she ever tell you that the whole "alpha/omega/beta" thing was entirely false

[sterile stone]

She was Mexican

[delicate shadow]

no I know you said that

[sterile stone]

With a husband and kid

[olive raven]

100% was a furry

[sterile stone]

If she was, she didn’t let it out during work

If I could equate her to anyone

She was like the co lead from portlandia

[olive raven]

Sounds like an old ppl show

[sterile stone]

I honestly have no idea how to describe it other than

It follows the premise of “Keep Portland weird”

[void bison]

I like frogs

[twilit shard]

I like birds

[void bison]

it reminds me of the memes about like "autism didnt exist back in my day" from the same person who is like "I could tell you everything about trains and have eaten the same meal everyday for 72 years"

[void bison]

you WHAT

[twilit shard]

https://tenor.com/view/press-crow-meme-kataman-gif-7974847018356605421

[twilit shard]

AFRICAN GRAY

[sterile stone]

Now that I’m thinking on it

I don’t think I’ve met anyone irl with that level of autism

[sterile stone]

Or maybe I have and they just hide it well

[shadow spruce]

KEVIN HAIIIII

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2spy-he-could-be-any-one-of-us-gif-22141763

[shadow spruce]

Yog what is Kevin

[void bison]

an omen

[shadow spruce]

Cause u mentioned something abt him being unethical to own or something

[void bison]

most birds are

the smart ones

[obsidian prairie]

Everyone else is like me and just masks in public
Right

[copper hawk]

https://fxtwitter.com/ShouldHaveRabit/status/2046016495046824362?s=20

Why you should have a rabbit (@ShouldHaveRabit)

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FxTwitter · Apr 20, 2026, 12:02 AM

[sterile stone]

Ima just walk around from now on with a lil clipboard of certain topics

See if I can trigger it in the wild

[median steeple]

why does it chirp like bird

[twilit shard]

Cause its a bunny

[copper hawk]

it chirps for one awesome reason!

[twilit shard]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-white-bird-grouse-snow-bird-ptarmigan-gif-9301709833510254699

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2045951444918944008

GIFs Shitpost ⚡️ (@GiFShitpost)

new awesome cat gif just dropped 😺

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FxTwitter · Apr 19, 2026, 7:43 PM

[copper hawk]

https://fxtwitter.com/mofumozu0122/status/2045881170110693590?s=20

もずく🍒 (@mofumozu0122)

膝の上でボボボボボボボボボ

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FxTwitter · Apr 19, 2026, 3:04 PM

[plush estuary]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HGIatwLasAAMzYj.webp

[drowsy steppe]

this is really funny and well made

[placid fiber]

Got my zealot his new ranged weapon(like hell if I will use one of these outside of extremely rare circumstances)

Nowdays I think I'd sooner bring the mk1 dclaw to a damnation run than the infantry lasgun, for zealot

[void bison]

\

[placid fiber]

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/yoyo-white-cat-tiktok-silly-cat-car-gif-5886769307141897158

[sterile stone]

Figured someone would like it

[median steeple]

Last light done

Got redemption

Forgot how good the music is for it

https://tenor.com/view/metro-kiddoprivet-gif-27023705

[placid fiber]

Gotta say mort: Boltgun + Rashad feels hella weird

[shadow spruce]

idk what that means but ok

[placid fiber]

I used the boltgun and rashad on a marty build and it kinda felt like both of my weapons were designed for the same purpose

[shadow spruce]

oh ok idk man i was a psyker main

[misty nova]

Mewgenics cleric so good

https://tenor.com/view/todo-jjk-todo-peak-its-so-peak-it's-so-peak-gif-12631077882600129156

My second fighter, Ilargi, went to hell and back

Bro Lowkey got the thousand yard stare

[calm salmon]

literally the only thing I know about this game is that the original subreddit had to be nuked because pedos tried taking it over

[hexed igloo]

From what I've seen about the game itself, it's good

Reluctant father figure type story nothing particularly groundbreaking

Apparently the gameplay itself is pretty solid but story is meh alright

[calm salmon]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I don't really expect games to have a stellar story

[misty nova]

It's a Capcom game

Hype moments and aura

[calm salmon]

Like, Resident Evil has been shitting out games since the 90s

and every single story is a solid 4/10

at the absolute best

[void bison]

i just accidentally stumbled upon a weird sub and learned what tartaria is

satan has ruled us ever since the reset wars!!!

[hexed igloo]

Biohazard would've been higher if ||the choice to save either Mia or Zoe meant fucking anything||

[misty nova]

https://skibidix.com/i/status/2046014238473470266

Raya🐾📿 (@RayaRiot)

she found the crayons…
︀︀#PRAGMATA

Quoting Raya🐾📿 (@RayaRiot)
︀
sharing is caring
︀︀#PRAGMATA

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FxTwitter · Apr 19, 2026, 11:53 PM

[void bison]

zoe was way better

[hexed igloo]

Why am I spoilering the game is like 10yrs old

[void bison]

and not a bioterrorist

[hexed igloo]

save your bitch wife that put you into this exact situation and is generally being a nagging asshole and betray Zoe

save the one sane person left who spent her time actively helping you to escape, who synthesized the cure and is the whole reason you get out

[misty nova]

Ain't no way it's that old

[hexed igloo]

Also Zoe is hotter by like a wide margin

[lean cairn]

@frosty herald this you

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

Oh wow

[hexed igloo]

Yeah 2017 lmao

[misty nova]

That was yesterday

[hexed igloo]

It's so fucked that doom 2016 was 10yrs ago what the fucj

[misty nova]

😭

[hexed igloo]

I remember watching markiplier play that shit like it was last week

[void bison]

i felt that about metro exodus when 2039 was announced but it's only 6 years old

[twilit shard]

2012 was 30 days ago

[drifting wolf]

oh

[delicate shadow]

man I'm turning 30 this year

time fucking flies by

[hearty nebula]

Old mf

[fading gust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/499684048390848523/1493601998451249182/image0.gif

[delicate shadow]

it comes for us all

[void bison]

soon 40 will seem young

from your perspective I mean, 40 irl there's still a lot of time left hopecoremaxxing!!

[delicate shadow]

I mean that's how it is

30 is the new 20, 40 is the new 30

when these next couple gens come up they're not gonna feel aged until they hit 50

[sterile stone]

Mf gonna be selling youth serum

Botox lookin ass adverts

“I’m 98 looking 32”

[delicate shadow]

bros in their 70s wearing skinny jeans and the broccoli cut

[keen heath]

@rough token

[rough token]

French

[void bison]

optimal ribaorld modding is occuring

the meta is being had

[hexed igloo]

@sterile stone this u?

Gone be one foot in the grave still wearing sweatpants that's shameful tbh

Open casket my guy gone be wearing sweats and a stained tshirt

[delicate shadow]

my open casket gonna have a built in mechanism so my corpse can raise its arms up and jumpscare everyone

[hexed igloo]

My open casket gone have a jbl speaker in it that's set to play screaming and thumping once they start shoveling dirt

If they open it back up it trips the second jbl speaker to start blasting fetty wap

[void bison]

i think I might try a solo mechanitor run with the mod that lets you control the character

[misty nova]

And mewgenics blue screened my PC again

I fucking hate cats

[hexed igloo]

Actually could be baller

I might have to

[plush estuary]

Bulk jumpscare

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gato-shitpost-meme-kitty-gif-27138645

[void bison]

do you use any supplemental mods for mechanitor because it seems very slow early on when you can't make many mechs and they can only haul and shit

[hexed igloo]

Uhhhhhhhhhh couple mechanitor gun mods, there's one that gives you some little guys from girlsfrontline, they're basically constructoids/haulers that also have guns

I forget what it's actually called ill have to look for it when I get home

Try searching dinergate on the workshop it might appear

Otherwise not really, most of my mods are qol, otherwise I do actually use characteredit to give my sole mechanitor minor passion in everything + some decent modifiers

[void bison]

the 2nd one?

[hexed igloo]

It should be the third

The dinergate is a hauler with a gun, the other one is a constructoid with a mini shield and energy turret

Otherwise I use "resurrect enemy mechanoids" that's a goat

Also waste disposal, I forget the mod name but you can process toxic waste packs down into basic materials like steel and uranium, and then compact the remains into bricks that you can cannon at settlements without pissing them off

It's an okay building material too just not very pretty or durable

[leaden robin]

gulp

[hexed igloo]

Otherwise I highly suggest making them transhumanist so you can just roll nutrient paste and not care about cooking

[void bison]

is this lore friendly peak

[hexed igloo]

I will say tho with sole mech your #1 prio is making a bunch of pocket turrets kek

[void bison]

are those the ones from biotech

[hexed igloo]

Idk don't think so

Just the basic mini turrets

With CE those things fuck

[void bison]

i've never tried ce

[hexed igloo]

It very definitively changes how it all works, you have to craft ammo and the like

But it does make high skills really stand out

Had a melee 13 guy decapitate 8 raiders in a row with one swing one time

Shitass breach axe too lmao

[hexed igloo]

Also making ammo ain't a big deal its like 10 steel for 50 rounds

You just gotta not forget to make it lmao

[lunar fable]

@heady rapids

[frosty herald]

Nah

[lunar fable]

[plush estuary]

guh?

[misty nova]

Damn mewgenics got bops

Maybe some crazily grim

But still

https://youtu.be/XmQZeOSd6WY?si=eL-32aQ_tchwjWYg

Like

They got a lady crying as song

🔥

I had a cat named labubu btw

[hexed igloo]

Can't for the life of me find the video but

https://tenor.com/view/24k-gold-labubu-gif-9588498483440196312

Thus but holding an orange cat with his ears up like bunny

[void bison]

i oughta try it

[exotic plaza]

@mystic ether damn bit the bullet and bought tekken 8

why is this game 121gb

[hexed igloo]

You should try a playthru of Rim of naked brutality no extra recruits allowed

Only living pawn ur allowed is ur starter

There's a pretty nifty mod for androids that are effectively pawns that you build from the ground up and are generally a bit limited in what you can have em do

[deft badge]

Concert was a banger, zealot chat

[frosty herald]

Peak

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK

[deft badge]

Agreed

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/aaronpaul-aaron-paul-cry-crying-gif-7621646

[deft badge]

They played a darktide song at some point

[frosty herald]

THEYRE REMAKIJG THE ENTIRETY OF DRAGON BALL SUPER @twilit shard

[hexed igloo]

What concert

[deft badge]

Desire, Carpenter Brut, HEALTH

Conflict Leather tour

[hexed igloo]

Never heard of any of em kek

[twilit shard]

I head about that

[deft badge]

Health is my end all be all favorite band tbh

[twilit shard]

I still gotta finish Z breeeeh

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-dokkan-goku-vegeta-my-honest-reaction-gif-13874286079323358396

[deft badge]

I got 2 signed vinyls

[frosty herald]

Peak

[deft badge]

It really is

Wonderful night

[obsidian prairie]

I've heard the one HEALTH song in ultrakill and it was good

[deft badge]

Exactly

[deft badge]

I've been listening to them since Max Payne 3

[exotic plaza]

why'

[deft badge]

Love all their music

[frosty herald]

Because its peak

[carmine falcon]

İnsane lineup

[frosty herald]

Theyre remaking it to be closer to the manga

[exotic plaza]

i think i got off super on the like

tournament arc

[carmine falcon]

İt's not even old tf

[exotic plaza]

with the bald fuck

[deft badge]

Genuine peak dude

[exotic plaza]

it been years

[frosty herald]

Were getting peak

[frosty herald]

Actualy by now its like 10 years old

And has quite some inconsitensies

[carmine falcon]

That's not old still

And isn't it like 200 something episodes

Sheeeesh kebap

[frosty herald]

Like 150

Also the animation of super was bad like holy

[deft badge]

Peak

[frosty herald]

Got another deja vu moment

[frosty herald]

Carpenter brut's hotline miami stuff is still my favourite

[deft badge]

Hearing roller mobster live was genuine bucket list shit for me

[glossy nimbus]

One of the best things about solo play is that theres no one to fuck you up besides yourself

and well no one else burning the horde

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSHoSKm7G/

Gio + Emmy (@trashygas)

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fxTikTok · Apr 19, 2026, 3:07 AM

[misty nova]

Ok
So my cats just fought the grim reaper

[glossy nimbus]

is it ok

oh

mewgenics

lmfao

[misty nova]

Well it sucked

Heat wave so late in the game

🥀

This is truly a binding of Isaac like

Worse part is

The water mage died in the alley

[glossy nimbus]

stinky

[zinc talon]

so far windrose character creation is going uh

swimmingly

[glossy nimbus]

whats this from

[rough token]

7th edition Necron Codex

[glossy nimbus]

Yeah I found it

[zinc talon]

hey missus

[glossy nimbus]

maybe thats just 7th edition

hi

[zinc talon]

my eyebrows are too thin and I need to use makeup to make em actually orange

you're a grill, which mascara pattern do I pick

bottom right cuz they go up?

[glossy nimbus]

this looks cool

[zinc talon]

looks like the orange is melting off my head through my eyebrows aand into the moustache

so this one windrows had a unique chargen setup

your moustache, cheeks, goatee, and somethin else are all independently pulled from a grab bag

so there's umpteen brazilian combinations

and each body part has tattoos, but different parts of that tattoo will show up depending on your height/size/etc you set

so even the same tattoo pick will give you different results on different characters

things that make you go 'huh', I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS47s2t8MuM

[vivid pike]

even i wouldnt eat that

[keen heath]

bluergh

[lunar spire]

carrots, lamb? and idek?

[zinc talon]

it's a hamburger patty, carrots, and uh

a piece of a tire that blew out near the school cafeteria

some of that glue they use to hold down tile on the floor

[lunar spire]

lol

[keen heath]

looks like a slice of rotten eggplant

[zinc talon]

egg ro, and a difference in opinion on what goes in your fried rice

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-life-a-bugs-life-bruh-not-smiling-ants-not-smiling-gif-8815283262918161887

[zinc talon]

the ai messed up when generating the third part of that tray

[rough token]

US Navy service member meal

[rough token]

Germany Highschooler lunch

[keen heath]

lunchpunishment

[rough token]

Straight ass

[keen heath]

is that deep fried tofu skin

[rough token]

Egg roll

[zinc talon]

it's not punishment if they're hungry enough

just wait

[rough token]

You know something and is not telling us, are you big man?

[zinc talon]

naw, dinner's ready whenever you want it

the same dinner you didn't want to eat

it'll be there

so windrose has a comic-book-esque theme to its cutscenes, all still panels moving around all together and chat bubbles popping up to simulate action

[drowsy steppe]

peak crosshair

[zinc talon]

with a full rewind/stop/play bar

stylistically it's pretty cool

am gettin kinda tired with a game's act 1 scene 1 opening shot being me getting shot someplace semivital and that's my intro into the game and world

in general

[zinc talon]

so combat's surprisingly more blocky/dodgy than I would've expected for a pirate sandbox

I keep getting myself killed cuz I hit spacebar to backstep and just pop into the air for free hits

[fading gust]

It's most games combat tbh

[zinc talon]

yeah, we'll see how it pans out ship to ship and whatnot, I liked what I saw in the hype clips I watched checkin out the features but, they were, yknow

hype clips

I am liking ithe game finally lets me embrace my true seaward nature

and transcend to underwater cookfires and underwater sleeping

[drowsy steppe]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2045866545306350045

voidzu 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌑 (@voidzuva)

when she lowkey wants to go for round two but im not ready yet so i pop echo shard

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FxTwitter · Apr 19, 2026, 2:06 PM

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2046038587309736393

Eamo Does Art (COMMS OPEN) (@EamoArt)

Don't call me on the Absolute Batphone. Don't come by my Absolute Batcave. We're Absolutely done.

X · Apr 20, 2026, 1:29 AM

[copper hawk]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HGANulXWoAAxT1J.webp

[ashen crest]

the relic blades both have weird movesets, i feel like i never know which move is going to come out lol

how do you poke consistently?

[carmine falcon]

Sprint block cancel

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/posting-this-cat-may-result-in-a500fine-please-be-wary-among-us-amogus-cat-gif-25693870

[heady rapids]

@lunar fable @visual stream @ivory marlin chuds

[ivory marlin]

Im gonna eat the tepig

[heady rapids]

go ahead

[hearty nebula]

Thanks, Hegseth

[solar gorge]

thinking about picking up bf6 again this summer maybeh

wake island nostalgia bait mmm

[heady rapids]

woke island

[acoustic dune]

@long oasis I LOVE SPENDING HOURS ON SHIP DESIGN

[frosty herald]

@twilit shard you would love me

my best outfit combination is tan and black

new nioh 3 update with new skills and stone of penance is huge

[vernal spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/rannick-darktide-warhammer-40k-gif-5239353474939862189

[vernal spruce]

tap block > sprint forward (Takes less than half a second of sprinting typically) > heavy atk :)

[wheat matrix]

the mk10 has a very simple moveset. the mk2 is more complex.

[exotic plaza]

mk2 moveset is ass fr

it's just more complex for the same of being more complex

you technically have better single target damage because the uppercut does more damage than both mkx smiter heavy

but due to angle you can miss weakspot once and it fall behind

[visual stream]

I love Snivy :D

I wish it didn't suck

Especially on Go

[heady rapids]

it doesnt suck

its very good

with what was it

uh

[visual stream]

It has a max power of mf ~2550

[heady rapids]

pogo favors high hp heavily

cp doesnt matter

slaking has like what 6k

[visual stream]

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-ralsei-heavy-punch-taunt-gif-24161126

[visual stream]

ermm mods ban this guy

Yeah Blissey is ridiculous in gyms for that reason

[heady rapids]

i lied btw

it doesnt favor hp/defense

[visual stream]

It just feelsbad looking at Serperior needing 272 XL candies

[heady rapids]

it's attack

which is why doublade has more cp than aegislash

[visual stream]

Blissey must be an exception then

[heady rapids]

it caps at like 3k

but it's fat as fuck

lol

[visual stream]

Oh you mean in terms of power calculation

[heady rapids]

yeah

cp is just the representation of its stats

[visual stream]

I thought you meant viability

[heady rapids]

it's a direct convertion from mainline

idk if its viable

but back to snivy

[twilit shard]

Swag

[heady rapids]

@visual stream leaf storm contrary

[visual stream]

Like this is just sad zawg

[twilit shard]

Mine is black n brown... Or all black.

[frosty herald]

developers try not to abreviate stuff to cp

[twilit shard]

I have no color in my wardrobe

[heady rapids]

so u have

a 130 bp move

[frosty herald]

no whimsy or joy

[heady rapids]

that gives you 2 stages in spa

[visual stream]

Difficulty impossible, for whatever reason

[twilit shard]

I have whimsy and joy but I'm also just an emo mfr

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/4isnothere

[heady rapids]

shit stats but AMAZING speed and you have a 130 bp move that gives you 2 stages in spa

[twilit shard]

I like earth tone stuff

[heady rapids]

and ur immune to intimidate

[visual stream]

Tbh I was talking out of my ass for every part but about Go, but I am happy that my boy is at least decent in actual pokemon

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-ralsei-heavy-punch-taunt-gif-24161126

[visual stream]

That base speed stat is wonderful though

[heady rapids]

idk who's the best grass mon in go

[visual stream]

Outspeed most things

[heady rapids]

they're mainly unusable

cause there's like

nothing in raids lol

just kyogre and groudon

and for kyogre it's usually better to get electric mons

and groudon u just use kyogre

so there's no reason to use grass types EVER

[visual stream]

I'm just hurting for grass mons in general

[heady rapids]

grass as a type isnt good in go

wcyd ?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343868542464032769/1289310340613542013/gffgjhg-ezgif.com-webp-to-gif-converter1.gif

[visual stream]

About to power up my Meowscarada when I get more stardust

So it can be my one and only high power grass type xd

[heady rapids]

electric types are just better cause they dont get hit by ice beam

and for palkia you just use idk

rayquaza?

its a glass cannon tho

oh or gardevoir

[visual stream]

Shiny lucky perfect is crazy work

[heady rapids]

i have a couple

[south prism]

@rigid hound

[rigid hound]

Ur so fuckijg cool

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/2046212511544836558?s=20

ELDEN RING (@ELDENRING)

The live-action movie adaptation of #ELDENRING, produced by the studio A24 in partnership with Bandai Namco and filmed for IMAX, is slated for release on March 3, 2028.
Production will begin in Spring 2026, and the full cast has been announced. Learn more: https://t.co/WyyyXMkiUF

X · Apr 20, 2026, 1:00 PM

[solar gorge]

bloodborne movie vs elden ring movie

[median steeple]

Bloodborne is animated so it might be better but who knows

[carmine falcon]

alex garland is a great director

just let bro cook

[frosty herald]

seek seek bear lest

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/keenan-snl-hmm-somethings-off-not-right-gif-8220520

can we let some things exist as they are

and not turn them into theme parks and movies and water bottles and anal supositories

I don't get why everything has to have a crossover episode with every other aspect of entertainment or life outside that thing

[carmine falcon]

its not that deep man

[zinc talon]

it will be in time

[carmine falcon]

bunch of games had some successful movies and broke the cycle of nonstop bad game movies

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/tiresome-it's-all-so-tiresome-empire-of-dust-gif-11366641875263929726

[carmine falcon]

so we will be getting more of these

at least they have competent people working on this one

[zinc talon]

I hope so, maybe they can redeem the whole genre

[carmine falcon]

game movies used to be a big meme but last few years people legit like what's being made sooooo

[signal spoke]

could have been worse and take go for the "non-apeeal gamers"

[zinc talon]

cuz they come across as blatant cash grabs by hollywood cuz they're out of ideas

[carmine falcon]

that hasnt been the case for a while

[frosty herald]

instant dead movie lol

[carmine falcon]

people unironically like mario and sonic movies

for example

[signal spoke]

Sonic movies are good on their own

I cant say for mario lmao

[carmine falcon]

im not a fan of the mortal kombat one but people liked it enough to get a highly hyped sequel

[signal spoke]

Because is Illumination

[carmine falcon]

and this one has a legit good director

sooooo

[zinc talon]

it's like funko pops spreading to every aspect of entertainment

[carmine falcon]

u could always just not watch !!

[signal spoke]

[zinc talon]

ha don't worry fren

[signal spoke]

Forgot the live action zelda movie is coming too

https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759

[zinc talon]

is nothing sacred

[signal spoke]

We cant never have actual animated videogame adapation movies

[zinc talon]

hollywood just looking for its next thing to kill

[frosty herald]

the sekiro anime looks decent

[zinc talon]

cuz they haven't made a big movie that wasn't riding the coattails of another franchise in so long I'm pretty sure if they had one original thought actually take hold it would die of loneliness

[signal spoke]

When I am the Nintendo CEO and just approve the idea of Peach and Rosalina being canonically sisters in the movie

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-rigby-cat-rigby-the-cat-funny-silly-gif-2463265493534872578

[zinc talon]

heh you think GW is uh, shall we say pedantic about what you do with their IP

just wait until you see nintendo

those guys rival disney in cease and desists and all that

I spose that's a good thing for the movie at least

[signal spoke]

theres a third sister:

[zinc talon]

please tell me that's not the crown that causes all the trouble

and he's the one wearing it

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/ha-kJXnrDRY?si=o2LKSswPYJ7eFTw1

its so peak

[zinc talon]

god giphy's search is so fuckin feeble

well I had something for that but nope

who like, 'owns' elden ring?

[frosty herald]

fromsoft

[zinc talon]

do they have any other name-droppy franchises

just curious if this is their first big break into wider entertainment, their games have tons of people on lock

isn't elden ring...part of....dark souls...but not the same time or setting or something

and bloodborne....is like an alternate universe or something?

[signal spoke]

FromSoftware mainly does souls like franchises

[signal spoke]

It is an entire different IP

But on same souls genre

[zinc talon]

yep bloodborne was the same genre in different clothes or at least that was my understanding from never having played it

well good for them at least

I betcha those guys are buying a yacht right now if they haven't already from the licensing

[frosty herald]

fromsoft couls easily do an armored core movie

[zinc talon]

I really liked the aesthetic of fires of rubikon but maybe it's been too long since I'bve played one

[frosty herald]

the games are filled with narrative and follow a cohesive storyline

[zinc talon]

or it wasn't on a playstation, idk I didn't take to it

yeah I tried a freedive into souls lore as it stood when they released their third one

just idle curiousity

...I could not keep up, and I'm 20something books into the horus heresy

did yall see that val kilmer is gonna be starring in a new western movie

....even though he's dead

Hollywood and AI Isn't even going to let the dead rest anymore

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-gif-5860627

[signal spoke]

me when i am thirsty during my sleep so i take a sip of my bottle but i forget that is not on my table

night ruined

[zinc talon]

don't dream about water in any capacity

you will piss

night ruined

[tepid sorrel]

i love darktide

[solar gorge]

i love darktide more

[pallid portal]

Has anyone else had an issue where the thunder hammer special hits like it's uncharged?

[solar gorge]

just server desync most likely

[pallid portal]

Strange cuz it'll work on everything BUT crushers and maulers

[acoustic dune]

chat

what do

i wanna make a beacon ship

but idk what to put on it

[acoustic dune]

should i make a long range laser or canon ship?

guess i do arleady have a laser ship

kinda

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/SynthPotato/status/2046220411881369932?s=20

Synth Potato🥔 (@SynthPotato)

Shuhei Yoshida has revealed he was fired from PlayStation by Jim Ryan for not listening to him. Yoshida helped games like God of War and The Last of Us
︀︀
︀︀Meanwhile, Jim Ryan’s push to live services resulted in 8 cancelled games, handicapping the PS5 generation.
︀︀
︀︀What a sad mess.

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FxTwitter · Apr 20, 2026, 1:32 PM

The hate agaisnt CEOs will never stop

[heady rapids]

@ivory marlin i just heard a shiny sound

idk what it is

a KRICKETOT

full odds!!!!!

[shadow spruce]

yknow im noticing a theme between good companies and bad companies

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/InvincibleHQ/status/2046233533019046056?s=20

INVINCIBLE (@InvincibleHQ)

It brings Admincible great joy and pain to post the Season 4 finale trailer. Joy that you will be able to witness this peak. Pain that this season is almost over. See you Wednesday!!!!

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FxTwitter · Apr 20, 2026, 2:24 PM

How many episodes this season? Like 8?

[shadow spruce]

idk

[royal vortex]

1

[shadow spruce]

i dont watch goreslop

[heady rapids]

every season is 8 eps

[deft badge]

Hey, are any of you into vinyls?

[frosty herald]

ITS GONNA BE SO PEAK

[shadow spruce]

dont have a gramaphone

[deft badge]

Was looking for recs on players tbh

[mystic ether]

Adding slop as a suffix doesn't really mean anything. Invincible is passable.

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/the-croods-grug-i-have-an-idea-rock-hitting-head-gif-4749519154858206022

[mystic ether]

Mildly curious about the comic but I'll take my time.

[heady rapids]

eh

its a cliffhanger and a setup for next season

all the cool stuff alr passed

[frosty herald]

a peak cliffhanger

[signal spoke]

Theres a legit a massive issue with modern shows where each season only has less 10 episodes

[heady rapids]

its fine invincible has other more important issues lol

[median steeple]

Saying you don't fuck with "goreslop" in the darktide discord is crazy hypocrisy

[signal spoke]

and it is often from deadlines

[signal spoke]

lmao

[heady rapids]

mainly looking like dogshit and hiring world class actors for 1 liners

but wcyd

[mystic ether]

I just don't care about slop as a term. Immediately made no sense to me besides thought termination++

[signal spoke]

You got less of 300 days to draw and animated frames for 8 episodes

[heady rapids]

u mean drag a png across the screen ?

[signal spoke]

it saves economy

from the billion dollar company

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1325279566981501072/1429340869894475867/SPOILER_IMG_9626.gif

[heady rapids]

that shit has like a zillion dollar budget but idk where it's all going tbh

[mystic ether]

Animation quality is a pipedream with amazon studios. Until ppl get that part down, a lot of that will stay confusing.

[heady rapids]

well ok i do know u just gotta look at the cast

[signal spoke]

1B dollars for Megatron VA

[frosty herald]

Troy baker for some random scene which no one remembers

[mystic ether]

Barely any studio is going to allow/be allowed to actually sink appropriate time with its art. Not for franchised media.

[signal spoke]

mf is there too? lol

[mystic ether]

At amazon? Good luck.

[frosty herald]

Yup

https://www.vxinstagram.com/p/DXWypeZjqMz/?igsh=NGNsY2FiOWVvZnV6

[mystic ether]

Hopefully I get to learn more about ppl who aren't Mark or whatever. Maybe not judging from spoiled clips but oh well.

The comic actually done or is it still going?

[frosty herald]

Invincible is finished

[signal spoke]

I would suppose that they had to skip a lot of stuff from the comics for the show

[heady rapids]

nah

the show is taking a bit of a different direction tho

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-uncanny-cat-funny-stare-gif-15718504553229444082

[heady rapids]

they even added some

rewrote a couple characters

[frosty herald]

Amazon signed for 8 seasons

But robert wants 10

[deft badge]

I feel like he could leverage 10

It's a very successful show

[frosty herald]

Extremely succesful

[heady rapids]

10 feels a bit too much

[frosty herald]

Were also at the halfway point of themanga story wise

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/i-show-speed-bed-ishowspeed-looks-at-camera-gif-27654432

[frosty herald]

Lore fillers in seasons

[heady rapids]

the manga ™

their fillers so far have been dog

no thanks

[frosty herald]

And 1 season after season 8

[signal spoke]

8 seasons is quite something

[frosty herald]

Dont worry

[signal spoke]

did not season 2-4 only had one year of production?

[frosty herald]

They could easily have enough story material to make an extra season after the ending of invincible

[heady rapids]

idk man how long does a powerpoint presentation usually take you

multiply that by the nubmer of episodes

etc etc

1 arc they can cut out completely and it wouldnt change a thing

[frosty herald]

100% that arc is getting cut

Its so ass and serves nothing in the story

Also worst imaginable timeskip

[heady rapids]

its like a fanfic

its pretty stupid

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-edit-invincible-meme-i-am-invincible-sinister-mark-gif-9303518474750223498

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/Emz_Cast/status/2045610944269545934?s=20 This got me a good laugh

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FxTwitter · Apr 18, 2026, 9:10 PM

[long oasis]

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[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801565944484200492/1489469676613406743/attachment.gif

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/assassinscreed/status/2046257587251720578?s=20

Assassin's Creed (@assassinscreed)

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FxTwitter · Apr 20, 2026, 4:00 PM

They will do anything but AC1 remake

smh

[mystic ether]

That's fine. I doubt it'd be a cool remake.

I'll forever miss the social system they had in ac1 for their detection in-game. Had a cool concept starting out. Eventually tossed aside though.

[median steeple]

I thought this was cancelled

oh I've seen toh ave gone deaf

[signal spoke]

Nope, you might be mistaking with other cancelled ubisoft projects

[mystic ether]

:^) such as?

[signal spoke]

yes

[mystic ether]

I haven't bothered paying attention to ubishit in a while. What have they said they're doing just to 180 eventually?

[signal spoke]

ubisoft cancelled more games than released new stuff

[mystic ether]

In what, the last few years or something?

[signal spoke]

Yes

[mystic ether]

Beautiful, truly.

[calm salmon]

pranked by an april fools joke

classic

[signal spoke]

Ubisoft Has Cancelled At Least 25 Games In The Last 8 Years

• 2026: Prince of Persia remake, Project League (co-op AC), 3 unannounced AAA, 1 mobile
• 2025: Star Wars Outlaws 2, Project Maverick (Far Cry extraction)
• 2024: The Division: Heartland, Project Scarlet (AC Civil War), Project Pathfinder
• 2023: Immortals Fenyx Rising 2, Project Q, Project Renaissance
• 2022: Ghost Recon Frontline, Splinter Cell VR, others
• Earlier: Rayman remake, Project Avalon (King Arthur RPG), Project Pioneer, etc.

I forgot about the prince of persia remake

[median steeple]

evil

[signal spoke]

that shit had no right be cancelled

[calm salmon]

maybe people will realize that Windrose is actually unmitigated dogshit now though

[solar gorge]

y they cancel my boy rayman let him have a game

[calm salmon]

when AC Blackflag remake hits

[mystic ether]

I actually got the pc port for sands of time recent.

[signal spoke]

A splinter cell remake was also on the works before cancelled

[median steeple]

AC blackflag has dog shit combat ngl

I lvoe the game but

[heady rapids]

Star Wars Outlaws 2 bhab hbhbhahhhahahaa

[median steeple]

it's hardly "combat"

[mystic ether]

I've made my peace the mkment rabids were a thing.

[calm salmon]

combat so bad they've been copying it for 10 years

Hrmm 🤔

[median steeple]

have...

we been playing the same ACs

?

[solar gorge]

it's bleak

[mystic ether]

I knew what the deal was when forest green goth rayman wasn't even coming.

[signal spoke]

Mfs be calling the best AC game when it is in fact not a real AC

[solar gorge]

i usded to play old rayman on my dad's pc

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/braindead-cat-brain-damage-gif-583403308765934478

[median steeple]

give me an AC rogue remake

[calm salmon]

I dunno, might be a product of me just playing Oddyssey

[solar gorge]

back in the stone age

[calm salmon]

which is black flag but greek

in. . . basically everything

[calm salmon]

except you get 4 combat abilities now

which are. . . neat

[median steeple]

Oddyssey does not play like black flag

[solar gorge]

yeah i'ts a mario game

[carmine falcon]

if they RPGify black flag then its so fucking over

the beauty of black flag was the simplcity

[signal spoke]

the fact the lead to Unity prologue was insteresting for me

[mystic ether]

I'd say AC stopped being AC the moment the 3/4 bloc started happening. Bunch of titles that deserved to be full length games got sidelined and regulated to expansions at best.

[signal spoke]

apparently it will not include RPG aspects

[mystic ether]

Thank fuck

Lmao

[carmine falcon]

literally dont change anything lol

[median steeple]

black flags combat is literally just press parry insta kill, and yes while I don't really like the RPG aspects of the new ones they at least have some variation

[signal spoke]

Still never trust ubisoft lmao

[carmine falcon]

the ship combat is perfect the way it is

fun and works

no stupid gimmicks

[heady rapids]

just play shadow of war

[mystic ether]

I saw a former friend playing ac origins and that was something to watch.

[carmine falcon]

shadow of war my fav pirate game

[signal spoke]

nah they will simplify it by dragging skulls and bones combat to the remake

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-rigby-cat-rigby-the-cat-funny-silly-gif-2463265493534872578

No boarding

[carmine falcon]

i like origins cause they didnt go full rpg yet

its like a weird mix of both

[median steeple]

the story is pre good as well

[mystic ether]

Wait I might be getting games mixed.

[signal spoke]

Fucking stamina when shipping

[mystic ether]

Which one was Egypt?

[median steeple]

Origins

[carmine falcon]

origins is egypt one

[signal spoke]

Origins

[mystic ether]

Alright

[median steeple]

the only good RPG one

[heady rapids]

ever tried steering a ship

mf

[mystic ether]

Odyssey is the...Rome one?

[carmine falcon]

there first attempt at doing an rpg except the rpg stuff was very lite and the combat was still fast paced and simple

[mystic ether]

Right?

[median steeple]

Greece

[carmine falcon]

odyssey is greece

brotherhood is rome

[mystic ether]

Greece? Bery well.

[median steeple]

Odyssey is the furthest back AC

it's like

[carmine falcon]

brotherhood is a part of ezio trilogy

[mystic ether]

Yeah

I got nothing to say for ac2 bloc of games.

[signal spoke]

Then you got Valhalla which is meant to consume your entire life span

[median steeple]

Odyssey
Origins
Valhalla
in chronological order for rpg games

[mystic ether]

How so? Hard live service loop?

[median steeple]

mirage doesn't count as an RPG game to me it's something else

[carmine falcon]

no its just bloated

too long

[signal spoke]

Too massive for a slow burden game

[carmine falcon]

none of these games are live service

[mystic ether]

Hm

[signal spoke]

I have heard it takes about 100 hours to complete main story

[median steeple]

yeah

it's long

and not like good long like Red Dead

[signal spoke]

And is nothing exciting for being nothing burger

[median steeple]

it's lowk boring when the whole norse god stuff starts happening

[solar gorge]

if ur game is good 100h for an rpg is optimal

[carmine falcon]

mirage cause is cool cause they kept patching it to this day lol
they vastly improved stealth and parkour after people criticized that both felt very limiting compared to older games

[median steeple]

It looks fun and I might give it a try

yeah yeah the whole weird animus glitch mechanic is...

eh

but the rest looks cool

[heady rapids]

is there any good modern ac games i havent played a single one

[signal spoke]

Ubisoft open worlds just do their best to keep you repeating the same objectives with almost no new gimmicks

[median steeple]

Origins is pretty goo

[signal spoke]

Unity

[carmine falcon]

both odyssey and vallaha are too long
ubi can barely make their 40 hour action games not feel long let alone a 100 hour one

[signal spoke]

Origins

[carmine falcon]

even origins which i like is too long

[solar gorge]

yeah cuz they're mid

[median steeple]

Unity plays like ass

[signal spoke]

Nuh huh

[median steeple]

but I enjoyed the coop

[solar gorge]

you don't go oh no my good rpg takes 100h

ur happy about that kinda stuff

[carmine falcon]

unity parkour is kino

[signal spoke]

Not sure about Shadows

[median steeple]

I haven't played shadows but apparently it plays like mirage

[carmine falcon]

ill cry rn actually

im 2 busy 😭

[median steeple]

so

better than most modern ACs