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You’re catching on
finals has got to have the WORST deathmatch maps out of all the games i've played
like not even close
I feel like this comes with age

World Tour is in my opinion one of the better designed gamemodes like
Ever
Like as you get older, you become less interested in pvp games
Cl-40 is a wep where you see it and the person is an utter god or might as well be blind
i bought a new discord profile with orbs
My opinions on playing it aside
Rarely in between
its ok but i sometimes just dont wanna commit to an hour long game
CL-40 players when I run at them with a riot shield
or overall just play this gimmick stuff
and just shoot people
but dm is awful in that game so i just didnt stick around for long
Yeah deathmatch is total ass besides running funny turtle strategies for like 1 match
the maps work for the main modes but they just copy pasted them over to dm
My group were in that weird spot of 4-5 people who hated deathmatch sooooo
Infinite powershift
wtf are orbs
like the thing you get for watching ads
ehhh i just rarely play deadlock nowadays
or roblox gun games
depends
Ngl
Pub stomping with the boys was always a good palette cleanser for a losing streak in ranked
he lied as naturally as he breathe
he's already my boy he cant get any better than that
the first time i played finals the other 2 ppl that invited me started fighting
cause i said i didnt rly want to play world tour
Haven’t spoken to you in what feels like nearly a year
yeah
I thought mossad finally pulled your card
no ive just been busy
its also only been 3 months bro
huh
My sense of time is fucked
My pc bricked like a month or so ago
So I’ve been picking up hobbies n shit
yeah you got cat-time or whatever in your head bro
im gone for 3 months doing my own shit and then suddenly you havent seen me for nine years. i been in a coma. im hallucinating the real big boss.
I’ve gotten better at cooking
It’s better than my buddy Omar
My homeboy told him I was chilling at home
And his initial statement
“HE’S ALIVE”
LMAO

Mfs think because I go awol for a bit I got snatched or some shit
Like nah
Sometimes you just gotta be a hermit
im not even being a hermit i just have too much shit to keep track of
I’d bet
Oh
I hit up my boy from NZ
Haven’t talked to him in years
Nice to see people you haven’t been around in ages doing well
Gotta go make a few more house calls but that’s shit for when I feel like being social
Y'know in a different timeline I was a rampart main
That’s actually gross
Oh I don’t think I ever told you
But you had me interested in apex league play
Not playing but being a casual viewer
And I can safely say
That shit looks so sweaty
Like unfun levels of sweaty
But it’s fun to watch like
The top 50 roll on people
Vile
Yea i lost interest in ranked because when you hit diamond its just 97% camp fests as people wait for third-party opportunities like vultures
No one actually wants to initiate or take ground and I fall asleep after too many sniper duels
Pred once is good enough for me
Do you even get anything for finishing in high leagues?
The ranked rewards changed a bunch of times through the years
I have one of the only permanent dive trails from reaching pred that season
After a while dive trails were seasonal so only lasted for the following season a s a rank representation kinda thing
Buddy got the boomer system rewards
Aye when I get my pc up, we gotta run some games
What we finna be running tho
Oh them days over youngin im retired
Ain’t that tragic
Is baro still here
Nu
what builds are viable now @heady rapids
zealot
Im ngl you got me going back through old apex clips tho
zealot gets virtually 0 changes
Think I came across one of the grossest things I've still done
ok
You aimbotting someone out the sky wasn’t gross enough
i played for like a week when hive sdcum dropped and then for like 2 or 3 days after the expeditions update

Imagine me ego challenging a full squad in the open right
But instead of getting dirt napped they all get slept
Just looking at some of these i prolly ain't still capable of most of it 
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So many tourists talking about mah fucking game brooo
Look at these comments dawg
I think a lot of shit that plays out is like
The surprise factor
Like I caught people off guard before cause they really don’t think I’d push after my shield popped in arc
It’s just breaking people’s conditioning
Alright metrosexual cool it
Metro build
I'm be real
The moment someone calls a game an "experience" I've lost all interest
It's like a slop buzzword bru
It's a grade A meatride that doesn't even mean anything
i havent seen you in a long time
@gray ice if there’s one game I’d have liked to try before it tanked
It’s marauders
I thought that too but when I looked at gameplay it wasnt much worth paying for
It had some decent concepts
Oh great, that type. It's a game, simple as that.
My life again as I look for More Work that isn't 12 hours a day
The sequel to expedition 33 is gonna be so good 
It's cool in concept but it's ruined by being an extract shooter
extraction shooters are so fucking mid
It's fine, I don't have any strong opinion either way for dark zone
It's okay
The key is that you don't lose all the shit you own with that
Yeah exactly
You just lose shit you've picked up
I mean with out the pvp element the game is just kinda flat and empty
Yeah without the pvp there's nothing because it's all pvp shocker
without it, you can put more effort into the pve though
Fucking what pve tho
we're free!
Shooting stagnant islands and shooting dumb ai
You can’t really expand upon that outside of just adding
Tougher npc
in that case just go and play a battle royale and skip the shit inventory management
Division 1 dark zone was magic and was basically early extraction shooter concept
Div 2 missed the mark by making them tiny disconnected zones
You're British you're the last people to be going free
never played div 2
div 1 dark zone was fun though
used to piss around with friends on there a ton
I've only played div2
Makes sense
I used to have manhunts with 12 dudes after me chasing me up and down the entire zone in div 1
Almost no other game has replicated that shit
yeah going manhunt with the boys was so fun
there were those cringe players that ran to the ladder
where it's the only way up
and wen tmanhunt there
Vin surrounded by 12 dudes
Grok generate that
and then there were the gigachads that just went manhunt and ran across the entire zone
If you wanna get technical
I wanted as many people chasing as possible
Survival was one of the first true extraction modes
That had both a PvP and PvE mode
It was like
Survival was hella fun
A proto extraction shooter
div1 survival?
never really had a chance to play it
none of myu freinds did and i didnt care to try ti solo
It was fun because they removed all that bull shit level scaling
And enemies died after a realistic amount of gun shots
Solo was the preem experience imo
The pve portion was well done
And it was more stressful because it still was
First come first serve
When it came to loot
With the crow?
I was playing with a bunch of guys and we killed some dude who had one in his pack
crow?
i do not fucken remember this was yonks ago
Measuring time in yonks
bro how did u remember that and forget me when I came back here holy fuck I'm so mad
bro actually just hates me in particular
He's never beating the allegations
Dark zone was ahead of its time
Im weak
I mean I can remember the YEARS I spent on games
Vs someone I barely interacted with
Wild
mf we played an entire bg3 playthru together
im not like actually mad
but like still that's crazy
Pretty sure we all played DT a couple times 
we did
The funny thing is I remember like fragments of that playthrough
that'll be the dementia in ur old age I think
argus goes on psychosis episodes every week, give him a break
I cant keep reading
You know what
You really
Ain’t
Been
Shit
Recently
either way
We found the famas
and then we had a fucking run to the extraction so I could actually get it
because i didnt have one at the time
crazy shit
gub
I still remember people wanting to guillotine Ubisoft
For locking the MDR behind a dlc mode
I think you just got early onset alzheimers boss
When it was the one AR in game that could roll with over 100k dmg
And hella high crit
Or maybe not so early onset aren't u unc as fuck
LOL
I’m 29 you trash bandit
Take your meds gramps It's bedtime cmon
I can feel my knees going just reading this
Do u need me to wrap them in cheese
I can’t wait for the day all that vape oil claims like 70% of you zoomers
You’re British
Uhhmmm It's not oil It's some other shit we don't know the ramifications of
You were born unfortunate
dont u live in america
No but it's just propylene glycol and vegetable glycerin
The fucking exploding pens
Cause I remember that was a issue some years ago
Yeah. Some years ago
Please don’t remind me
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And in respectable brands it was still a freak accident
I mean still
Not to be all vape defender but it's like saying phones r bad because they've exploded a few times lmao
Just for the exploding reasoning
A chance you got a defective product that could just mach 5 a shard of metal intro your brain
Is still fucking horrifying
My guy that's not how that works
What?
They should've made this game but with Sonic characters
Is that not what causes explosions when it over heats?
Vapes exploding are surprisingly non-destructive

They just burn up
Broooother
We’ve had a few cases where people have died from combusting vapes
Mate I've seen it happen personally lmao they just burn
Wasnt that sonic heroes?
Yeah from being on fire
Or do you want a sonic mmo
vape seller I need your strongest vapes
It's not gonna explode and fire the coil like a 9mm into your skull lmao
I refuse to believe
Besides
imagine getting kirked by a vape
Is Xenoverse not a fighting game?
I’m always a believer in just rolling your own stuff
Truly one of the ways to go out
You cannot handle my strongest vapes warrior
Then just mix your own vape juice bozo
Its an mmo fighting game
let me just roll my vape juice up
With bosses raid bosses etc etc
My old rig I used to run was murderous, 60mg nic thru a triple meshed coil @120w one brief puff would put a grown man on his ass
of course it's fucking baki
Theres so many Dragonball fighting games I lowk forget the differences
Xeno, Fighterz, Sparking Zero
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Baki and Jojo are public zeitgeist things at this point
u got any vapes with screens with minigames on them
It’s left the realms of weeb niche
it feels so weird to me that baki did
Genuinely I've got one with a touchscreen at home, it doesn't have games tho
it's incredibly extra
Xenoverse 2 also has legally distinct ultra ego vegeta (not actualy ultra ego tho)
I just use one of them tiny little pens now tho
I’m not gonna say what I was gonna
Do they have vapes that can play music when u hit them?
Its a damn shame dragon ball games cannot cover stuff from the manga
I'm not gonna take a photo cos it's genuinely a doxx but we have one that either plays
- water bubbling sound
- stupid fucking tune
when u hit it
I haven't moved past that arc where Goku fights Frieza for the first time
Wait wait
I've taken like a 2 week hiatus from watching Z
I need a vape that plays thick of it whenever someone takes a hit
Vapes have always been for people with adhd nicotine is somewhat a treatment
Atleast you began with og dragon ball
Hispanic is a state of mind
You just have to focus
There are so many people skipping it when its like super important
I thought that’s what adderall was for
You're getting it mixed with Chinese
I liked the og DB idk why people would skip it
Well yeah amphetamines do it better but nicotine has an effect
Son😂 😂 😂 YOU DONT KNOW BIG SHEN LIKE I DO
Adderall is the clinically recommended stuff but I'm pretty sure my brother took some stuff that was more or less called amphetamine amphetamine
actual meth and coke can work
Tien and Piccolo were the best parts of it tho
Piccolo continues to be the best part of Z for me too
Coke to fix ADHD sounds wild
Thats my goat
Like you’re just mid work project and go
Its a strong amphetamine
This is also just completely normal 80s writer stuff
Watch the dragon ball movies too theyre canon and also peak
I didn’t believe the coke nail was real
TIL I saw someone with one
Huh
If you missed the dragon ball event in fortnite chapter 3 you're not a real fan
Oh like a fingernail
I wanna get to the cell arc already
The reason I think I have adhd is because of the way coke and molly hits me lmao
Yeah
Molly is devious work
I thought you mean a carpentry nail at first
The fuck does molly even do for you
And they like
It's more common and way cheaper
Used the head of the nail as the correct measurement for a hit
Oh nah nah
I mean like the pinky finger
I got curious about it and asked a coworker one day
Mine is way more interesting
I personally take the line off whatever table someone used to cut it, and lick the table after

Makes you euphoric at the cost of maybe exploding ur organs
I’m surrounded by fiends
I only do it in the privacy of someone's home tho
I’m good on that then
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Like I'm not licking some nightclubs table
Hey I don't do crime drugs yet
ur the type of person that would get into the hobby side of 40k just so u could sniff the glue
Have you tried shroom tea?
I wouldn't do anything outside of weed and mushrooms
It’s actually godly
Everything else is stupid
I don't fw drugs that alter my state of mind
Mf what…
(the glue with cyanide in it)
All of them???
I'm not a fan of hallucinogens and the like I'll pass
I don't smoke weed cos I don't like the way it makes me feel
I wouldn’t say shrooms make you hallucinate
It calms you down
Atleast in my experience
It like
Yeah yeah it's a psychedelic
Depends on the mushrooms
Aughh the fucking jojo brain rot is returning
I haven't had mushrooms and I don't plan on it I'll stick with my uppers
I need to watch Steel Ball run but I heard they're doing the shit where they split the season 1 releases or whatever
Dilated eyes typed this
I hate when shows do that
I dont wanna watch 3 episodes then wait months for the next one
I'll have you know I take the drugs in question maybe once a year
I mean ey look
Each race is a batch release right?
This is somehow worse than invincible and stone ocean's split
I get drunk maybe thrice in a year
Atleast with invincible conquest was an amazing season ender so it regained animo
I'm partial to a beer with dinner though
I think so yeah
Have you had a beer with dinner
Brother I’m Native American
Yea fuck off
I can’t stomach booze
Having some chili mac and a brewski is immaculate
It's beer bro it's like 3%
Someone got bubble guts and never recovered
Look at em
My wife is severely allergic to beer, her throat closes up if she has any
More like my friend got drunk and puked it on me
More beer for you
Netflix proceeds to kill any kind of hype steel ball run had
It’s still liquid piss
Oh ew dude
2 things: I hate the taste of beer and I haven't drank alcohol in like 7 or 8 years
My girl is severely allergic to tree nuts so I can't have Nutella anymore :((((( worth the tradeoff tho
It is what it is
Can’t you just
Idk
Good on you tbh
Buy it for yourself?
Netflix try to do something right ever
I was a binge drinker, so it could get out of hand real easily even tho I was normally a happy drunk x.x
You know what
If I could
I’d send you a bottle of fruit flavored regret
MD2020 will have you rethinking life decisions
I’d end up doing this
The only alcohol I can't stomach is Tequila
oof
Yea I can it's just meh like I've gotta thoroughly clean everything and really brush my mouth out afterward
I ain’t even drink the whole thing
Was it one of the big ones or a small?
I’ve got a two word invention that’s gonna change your life brother
Water pick
The only thing ever to actually fuck up my stomach was a shot of 96% absinthe
Sat in my stomach like a fucking brick for an hour
Small
Damn wth
That's 9 letters
You had me on the 1st half, but, lost me on the 2nd half. I almost exclusively drink waetr nowadays
Jesus christ
Nah trust
Water picks are fucking amazing dude
I'm convinced that absinthe is what did me in that night, my friend took the shot with me, the second he swallowed he went "nah fuck that" and stuck his fingers in his throat
dude had the "I've been poisoned" body reflex
brain instantly saw that shit as life threatening
96 percent is fucking insane
That night I believe I burned 4 coronas, 3/4 bottle of rum, 3 keybumps, that absinthe shot, like 5 vodka shots, a cone, a full eyedropper of thc oil
Liver failure in a shot
My survival instincts kick in any time I'm about to get hit in darktide... I dodge irl as well x.x
I got alcohol poisoning from doing like 9 Tequila shots in a club
The way you're meant to drink absinthe is by burning off quite a bit of the alcohol lmao
But it didn't hit until I stopped dancing and went home
@twilit shard
You’re just a walking Petri dish of disinfectant ain’t you
Holy shit
So those are the cocktails bartenders light on fire
How are you alive
I heard it taste like licorice
This mf
I'll stick to Whiskey
At that point I was still working in a nightclub so my alcohol tolerance was skyhigh, a full 750ml of 40% over one night would hold me at tipsy
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I just watched this two nights ago lol
Uh yeah I have a freakish physique where my alcohol tolerance both rises and falls incredibly quickly
If I have a few drinks a night for idk 3-4 days I can then pack up 15 shots no ill effects
If I abstain for a week, a single beer gets me a good buzz
we on that same autismearcracy
Thats a big word so imma assume its correct
After finishing the Textalks amaris civil war series
YouTube videos just aren't hitting
I've been on a challenge run binge
The only thing I remember after the absinthe is gagging over a pot while my friends pin me down to draw gang signs all over me in sharpie
Woke up at 10am n cracked a breakfast beer
Im curious to see how orion will be like
Chicago gone wrong and night city
Iunno
But its how pondsmith described the second city in orion
Fucking imagine
Getting stuck in a death loop outside a mural of king von in cyberpunk 2

chicago was fucking GONE for a bit
like straight up no one living there for a while lol
Huh?
Wasn't Songbird from Chicago?
Those states are fucking gone
Oh
One hundred percent
You can safely asume that those states have been stripped of wood and poisoned by chemical runoff
The ocean is very interesting in Cyberpunk
years before 77 it was hit by a bio weapon iirc
Just uncrossable at this point unless you're Arasaka
2012 was two tears ago
Yeah no
Those are autonomous minelayers that do not give a fuck about anything
Self replicating mines that will destroy any seafaring things
which mk relic blade is better (im thinking meta/havoc40)
Not even arasaka can stop the minelayers cause guess what the ai went rogue
Mk2
honestly
I feel it's just preference
ok
both are very good in their own right
just a matter of which moveset suits you the best
Oh so just normal Chicago

the mk2 has strikedown lights and sweeping heavies?
there is something to be said about mkx having more easy access to thrusts
but yeah
strikedown lights
mk2 mulches elites
Both marks have strikedowns and sweeping heavies
it's more where in the moveset the strikedowns are
Yeah it's where they are
ah so the mk2 would be, at least a little bit, better for those crusher/mauler hordes?
Yeah, since you have immediate access to light strikedowns as the first part of the chain
im asking as someone who hasnt touched them at all period. so sorry if it seems like excessive questioning
Really easy to block cancel to repeat the strikedown chain.
the good thing about those is that all whale populations increased lol
Oh really?
Bruh
Imo the main selling point is whether you want a quick thrust or a horizontal sweep as your push atk
Iirc both of them have the running stab?
I forget
I think crazy diamond has got to be one of my favorite stand designs
I'm a purple haze type guy
Best JoJo season
2077 isnt bleak enough
Oh yeah purple haze is really unique in that its user can't really tell it what to do
I wonder why
Probably some deeper internal issue
The Hand best stand
unironically tho reading cyberpunk stuff makes me hopeful of our future in a way
15 more nukes
since even tho the future is little bleak we still got jope
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I sm not doing jojo shit no more bruh
Orbital cannon straight into the afterlife bar
its too annoying atp lmao
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Not really related but I feel the same way about old/yassified kakyoin as I do the Trigun guy
So we can say that you're
Toxic
By Britney Spears
lmao
Old has some aurafarming but I like the yassified version a lot more in general
90s kakyoin was on some shit
Like cyberpunk is genuine hell on earth for everyone involved
Also I love the trope of stupid idiot moron character having that moment
Huge fan
Like zenitsu locking in ig but I don't like zenitsu cos he's just annoying lmao
That style is so sick
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Same with the HxH 90s series I need to watch these
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Jojo part 4 upsets me so much
Cuz its so much better than the rest of jojo and theres NO MORE OF IT
Real af
X is overall better
some people like II for moveset
nah X is just better atks
Path shut the heck up
what for
Mk2 clears
in what
do u even know what ur talking abt
why
X stab is better dmg & stagger than II's smiter
same exact H smiter and H sweep otherwise
X loop sweeping heavy is way better rager mixed horde
II loses all that for a looping H smiter that's not even significantly better at single target
Mk 2
u can say u like II movset more but calling it better is just ignoring facts
Feelings dont care about ur facts
if ur feelings didn't care u wouldn't reply
when are we getting relic blade mark x-2 (it has both movesets)
What if my feelings care about the facts feelings
is there a best combo for mk2 relic blade horde clear?
i was kinda doing push attack into heavy or something. idk.
push atk + H/L + (H -> L) loop
and for killing crushers/maulers, do the light strikedowns do any meaningufl damage to those guys without the activation?
this is not as good as X doing heavy loop on mixed horde (worse stagger & dmg distribution) but u do get to push enemies more for better base control
it seemed like i wasnt doing much without the activation, with the l1l2 on crushers
u need to power it up to kill armor
unpowered mode is mostly for trash
ok good to know ty
@median steeple Im starting to see why Star League bought a million of these
This thing fucks
u ideally want to use H smiter for single target regardless of activation
it also seems really slow... compared to the dueling sword ive been using. im gunna keep working on it though. thanks for all the help so far
its a much larger weapon lol
whats H smiter?
poke stick vs big slab of metal
heavy strikedown (overhead)
I wrote it off cause I used the one that replaces the AC and is an all energy variant and didn't like it but the MAD-2R is awesome
but is it any better than the dueling sword? at anything?
horde clear and mixed hordes
its also more fun
mk2's heavy3 is an uppercut looking attack that uses heavy smiter atk profile but with x110% strength level so it hits a little bit harder & with more stagger
and has more aura 
There's a node that removes the slowdown on heavies and that's incredible for it imo, you can almost fullspeed run winding up a baseball swing
it has way more aura and hype moments
and u actually can kill mixed horde with it
oh dude good idea. i might try to fit that in right now
ok so if u have time and space for it, is a good combo for a crusher group l1, l2, Heavy?
The dueling sword is sludge vro relic is the chadly jack of all trades master of all
oh should i be running marty on this? right now im kinda using the same build i was on dueling sword. fotf and piety
I love the mard and it would be my #1 energy heavy if the BK didn't exist
i like marty with it for attack speed but u can use any keystone tbh
Unpowered running stab onetaps everything that ain't carapace on auric if you have full marty kekw
IJ gives it better dodges
ij?
Inexorable
L1 > L2 > (H3 > H4/L2) loop
ah gotchya. that right hand keystone
sweet, thanks
honestly with max marty stacks i just mash lights sometimes on mk2 
not ideal but works
if im feeling lazy
If it explains how good it is, my entire build is oneshotting bosses with the relic and it still handles mixed horde pretty well
I haven't found a way to make the BK work for me
But apparently its just supposed to be a laserboat and I've been trying to make ballistics work so thats on me
Man just mash light with the occasional pa, if you see armor just power and keep mashing light
the light mash is actually pretty good on mk2
even without marty
i also mashed lights on mkx until people pointed out that looping heavies is way more efficent
H sweep loop is only significantly better vs rager spam
I pull heavies when there's a gunner running away from me and I'm doing the virtual insanity slide toward him with the biggest baseball swing you've ever seen
which is like, half the reason u'd bring RB over TH/evis
yep
also punishment on zealot actually not bad atm (it's not hard to activate)
which means zealot can normally sustain up to +90% melee impact on weakspot hits
Also man the Mechwarrior design of it is just such a downgrade...
Like how why
I also think rampage + overload/cranial is current best RB setup
Wrath stonks down
Wrath stonks UP
it's always been kinda overrated
now that I understand cleave breakpoints more I wouldn't run wrath on a lot of weapons tbh
why the fuck am I seeing darktide discussion in zealot chat
in aurics yeah but it's pretty needed in havocs
esp when you're in unpowered mode
I actually just think it's overrated
i think that's a cooked take
you're gonna spend a good chunk of time in unpowered mode
yea real shame
Here’s one
Raytheon will not be posting job listings for mech related jobs in the next 20 years
I realized that there're basically 2 major cleave breakpoints to hit (10 and 16.2)
after 16.2 the value from adding cleave kinda doesn't matter that much overall
"watch this"
yes but once again you're gonna spending a lot of time in unpowered mode just waiting for cd to come back
I never invested on it
yea which sucks
dats why I don't like heat gauge
being able to still get the cleave job done is so super important during downtime
I like the heat gague i think it's pretty pog
feels more like a power weap than the original pswrod
dats like half the reason why I like power sword more than RB/falchion
power sword u can actually have all ur atks be activated
I mean I think psword is better
i dont think there's a debate on that
I just like how relic feels more
yes but also just, mechanically I like that way of activation more than heat gauge
yeah fair enough
heat gauge forcing a downtime feels bad
I feel like u can get pretty good uptime generally
but the main takeaway is the cleave breakpoints of 10 and 16.2
and the weapon when unpowered is less of a wet shit than the psword is
Im gonna live forever so thats fine
10 means u can always activate the "hit 3+ enemies in 1 atk" condition vs everything that's not designed to counter cleave
this is things with cara ur talking then?
16.2 means u can hit more than 4 max mass h40 poxwalker/armored groaner and usually after 4 cleaved targets u do barely any dmg or stagger anyway
what do we consider cleave counters
Fuck the Draconis Combine dude oh my god
what game is this
Raytheon hiring me for their ethics board and then firing me for replacing all their offerings with nerf G11s
Don't ever post this again

LOL
Here 9 million dollars were gonna keep sending you into missions where you'll take 20 million in damages back to back and never give you a chance to repair
At least the feet is clean 
Also we want to kill u, dickheads
while that gif is not a bannable offense, it should be

Mechwarrior 5 Mercenaries
What in the world is this gif
Why does alf have feet
nothing actually stops u from just banning him for it
u have free will
mauler (carapace head, high hp pool, 10 mass)
scab rager (carapace torso to block cleave for diagonal attacks, 10 mass)
all 3 ogryns (carapace parts or full body, 12.5 mass)
all bosses (monsters have 20 mass, captains have 20 mass, twins have 4 but u'd use single target atks on them anyway)
so if u take those out

the highest mass enemy that doesn't counter cleave is scab shotgunner/gunner
actually it's all been predetermined that I don't ban him for it
I give you my blessing
which is 5 mass
Here’s something that kinda piqued my interest a moment ago right
I don't think remembering the mods that they have free will is a good idea
Considering zealot chat is a thing
In these sci fi settings
and therefore >10 means u will always consistently activate rampage/savage sweep or any other "hit 3+ enemies in 1 atk" conditioned effect
general is 10000% first
Name one time Zealot chat went insane
That one time
no you see if I believe that free will doesn't exist and everything is predetermined, then I can blame the universe for my choice to buy bubble tea and pho when I shouldn't be instead of blaming myself

Boba tea is a crime
Nuclear fusion
Like cold fusion?
Can you go like 2 hours without saying something worth of execution
So my tax evasion is predetermined?
yes (not legal advice)
i was always destined to drink this second bottle
thanks for the legal advice
"A BattleMech's fusion engine can usually last for decades on a few kilograms of hydrogen. Unlike the research reactors of the real world, a BattleMech's fusion engine runs on "light" hydrogen, protium, rather than hydrogen's heavier isotopes deuterium and tritium."
RIP Korean Bart
You called everyone dog or something
🫡
I feel like fusion engines are the norm in most SCI-FI settings
Then tried to make darktide on unity
Isn't it the same for power armor in 4?
I’m no nuclear physicist
But like
Isn’t this just solar panels with storage batteries then
I have no idea how nuclear fusion works
I just know if an AC 20 shell pierces it then its very bad news for me
As the Highlander has a 50% ejection death rate
bruh
any worse and u might as well start telling them to fend for themselves
Its okay cause its the 2nd coolest looking mech in the game
I'll die if it means I get to look cool while my fusion engine explodes
I’m sorry everyone here has poor taste in food
We've seen what you call "Tacos"
You’d be cooking within bounds aswell if you had a roommate with food autism
They can fend for themselves fuck that
It’s hard to make food where the person you’re feeding it to doesn’t go into a panic attack because they think it’s gonna trigger something
I feel like if I had that I'd just make my own food tbh hate making others do stuff for me
nah, you'll eat what's put on the table and you'll enjoy it
or you're getting the wooden spoon
The tacos weren’t even bad
The only thing I refuse to eat atp is pickles
We seasoned the meat
Pickles are nasty
You would
Killing yoooouuuuuuuu
And the blanco queso had peppers and garlic in it
fuck does that mean
THEY SUCK
this isn't a bannable offense, but it should be
Idk I'm gaslighting
You have only ever had bad pickles
Every pickle I've had has been a bad pickle
Your experience is flawed and so is your opinion
Just make them yourself and they're good
I have real pickles for the first time in 5 years
I honestly dont think Taco's should have cheese on them
Yes
putting heinz baked beans on your tacos
Hey now buddy
Dont tell me you do that
Just because the British put tuna and baked beans on spuds
Doesn’t mean everyone else needs to commit war crimes
I know if I make a comment about onions or salsa on a taco I will summon the horde
So I remain quiet
Ur gonna say you don't like onions or salsa on ur taco???
Do u ask for no cilantro too?
This is enough evidence to just kill you
Cilantro is fine
Agreed
Man sometimee deadlock makes me wonder how people are capable of living each day
And no one calls those tacos
no I'm saying I'll do that to you
But you wouldn't
Its a quesadilla
heinz baked beans and pickles on your taco
Because these losing streaks are like, how do you throw that hard
Mods can we ban this guy?
Ban that guy for 10 million years, 3 seconds at least.
When you hit a losing streak
In any game
Just call it for the night
That’s a sign from Odin
mods have reviewed the evidence and found no wrong doing
No thats justified
might be heresy of me to say this but I think GOOD burritos are pretty even
problem is there's a hell of a lot more mid-bad burritos than there are bad shwarma
Is vin online
Lemme check
Shwarma is fire tho
Shit
Hey can you mute vin for a second
I don’t want him commenting on this
But chipotle burritos with the lime rice
Thems the best you’re gonna get
You really are a child
I ain't muting shit
also this isn't a bannable offense but it should be
Chipotle is mad mid
What th fuck
And overpriced as all hell
Chipotle is mid/ass
chipotle better be paying you for this
When u could go to a local Mexican place and get anything there for like 8 bucks
You are axiomatically incorrect
First of all I don't know why you'd go out of ur way for a burrito
Thats not chimi churry
Secondly
what there's a burrito place near me that's actually good and would do that
Thats chemical green and vinegar
Ur gonna get 1 scoop of mid beef for 20 bucks anyways
My water
I spit out my damn water
Aw man.
Outside of DoorDash
You shouldn’t be paying more than like
$14
14 BUCKS FOR A BURRITO IS INSANE
You are going to a fast food place
Everything is expensive
And dropping 14 bucks for a burrito
Listen
Is that not insane to u?
Texas is a hell hole oml
I’m not driving like 20 min for a burrito
None of this causes organ damage and (almost) all of it is cheaper
Mmmmm carne asada fries
ok yea relic blade is kinda awesome im sold
meal planning dude, make staple foods that last like 2-3 days
Bacon in a non breakfast. Burrito?
I will, I just need to get paid more
I would kill someone for an order of the fuckin victoricos carne fries
As of right now I’m surviving off whatever we pooled to cook
Energy drinks gifted to me
And fuck tons of water
brother if you can afford overpriced fast food, you can afford like lentils and rice
Local place?

