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hexed igloo
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I was saying it as more of a positive than anything else

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Final "downside" is the occasional insect hives

free food

misty ravine
frosty herald
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Big boob

hexed igloo
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We love mimi

carmine falcon
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goated taste no bias

frosty herald
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Guh

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Cave leech jumpscare

plush estuary
misty nova
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I am gonna claw out your eyes

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Then drown you to death

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Why does Mel have aspect of morbius

south prism
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found this sick app on AUR that lets you see live baseball games from within the terminal

spare talon
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The average darktide player

misty nova
opaque island
misty nova
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Is it getting bigger?
Or getting closer?

sterile stone
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I wish to make a bunker

hexed igloo
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Bunkers r like a fuckton of work lmao

misty ravine
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You just gotta have the right attitude

misty nova
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Oh yeah

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Pragmata releases in 4 days

hexed igloo
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Iirc the subreddit was banned within a couple days

misty nova
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Listen man

glossy nimbus
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cyclops

misty nova
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I will not be interacting with none of them

hexed igloo
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Pragmata so good when there ain't a nagging pedo in yo ear

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Why can't people be normal bruh

misty nova
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I'mma just feed data drives to Diana like they are caprisuns

hexed igloo
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I initially saw it and went "oh yeah that looks sick" and then there's these mfs going "uhm pragmata shouldn't be released on pc because of modders" like brother why r u thinking of that

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Like no I really don't think nexus is gonna be touching that

misty nova
tranquil bone
misty nova
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Well at least someone will mod Isaac Clark into it

hexed igloo
misty nova
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Because cool hat

hexed igloo
misty nova
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Cool hat

hexed igloo
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The suit goes crazy

misty nova
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Angular helmet meme.png

hexed igloo
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I don't like that helmet much tbh it's too front heavy

carmine lance
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oh my god

hexed igloo
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Please don't use the Lord's name in vain

carmine lance
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so the thing about old warhammer games now being available

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fucking

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fire warrior is available now

hexed igloo
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That doesn't excuse you

carmine lance
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lmao

hexed igloo
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That little trick is earning you 15 sin points if you don't get back above 0 you're going to hell

misty nova
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And DoW 1/2 is having a huge

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Gothic Armada is 90% off too

hearty nebula
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Also is that game even good? I've heard it so many times now

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But never been interested enough to actually look at it

carmine lance
misty nova
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I can literally buy Gothic Armada with pocket change

undone pewter
misty nova
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The best worst game you'll ever play

hearty nebula
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Lol

misty nova
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Type beat

south prism
sterile stone
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I remember some odd years ago

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Maybe 5

hexed igloo
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If i had the money you couldn't stop me from building random shit tbh

sterile stone
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The US was selling a decommissioned missile silo for around 500k

hexed igloo
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If I was a billionaire I'd be having mfs building pyramids in Nevada for no reason

sterile stone
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Nevada is a odd choice

hexed igloo
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Like I said no reason

obsidian prairie
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He's a ptsd ridden schizophrenic vet

sterile stone
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I’d make a huge fenced off compound and stock it with essentials and stuff

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That way if there ever is a world ending catastrophe

plush estuary
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guh?

sterile stone
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Some random person can come across it and wonder who the fuck it even belonged to

hexed igloo
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Can't have any useful tools that'd make the loot unbalanced

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There can be only 4 sledgehammers in the country

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Fuck you zomboid

sterile stone
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Bro found a loot cave with the most useless loot

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A armory of ARs

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But no magazines or rounds

hexed igloo
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Fucking kentucky and there's less than 3 guns per household

sterile stone
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You aren’t the first to point it out

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It’s funny when Europeans underestimate how armed the average citizen is

hexed igloo
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Fucking country where just before the apocalypse everyone loaded every sledgehammer they could find and tossed them into the river

sterile stone
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Honestly

hexed igloo
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Also drove all their cars to empty tanks

sterile stone
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You’d be set if you looted a police car

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Ever since the Hollywood shootout in the 90s

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Most if not all cop cars carry rifles

hexed igloo
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A cop car should have at least a pistol and a shotgun with a box of ammo each

sterile stone
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In their trunk

tranquil bone
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tbf canonically day 1 is like two weeks or so after things started to go bad.

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(also it just isn't much fun when you can shoot them all)

sterile stone
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Yeah but from a realistic standpoint point aswell

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There would be more than one person alive

hexed igloo
# sterile stone In their trunk

But no I pry open a cruiser trunk, the alarm goes off so I run off for a couple hours, come back, open her up and there's a lighter, g-shock watch, and a box of painkillers

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Like???

sterile stone
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Finding a home locked with guns and ammo wouldn’t be a rare occasion depending on where you are

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Like in Texas, it’s not uncommon for people to have homes loaded with guns

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Ffs

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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People here open carry

tranquil bone
sterile stone
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Still to jank

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But that mod is interesting

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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But here we are

hexed igloo
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Eat shit muscle strain

sterile stone
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Still waiting

misty ravine
sterile stone
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What do you think would be the 5 most useful professions in a end of the world scenario

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Farmer and electrical are in my top 5

sterile stone
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Why

violet hornet
hexed igloo
# sterile stone Why

Basic, all round medical skills, more than enough to stitch and take care of wounds

You spend all day yknow, not getting bitten

tranquil bone
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I don't expect any kind of timetable out of them but it's less bleak than any time I can think of really.
The past 3-4 years have had more real progress than the 10 before.

hexed igloo
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If you can avoid getting mauled by a pitbull you should have a pretty easy time of it avoiding the nails and teeth of a dead guy

sterile stone
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I mean accidents still happen

misty ravine
sterile stone
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Was gonna say in like a case of zombies

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Not sprinting ones mind you

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Like shamblers

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Wouldn’t really need anyone with law enforcement or military background

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Feel like you’d get more use out of everyday blue collar professions

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Plumber

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Electrician

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Farmer

hexed igloo
tranquil bone
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Like a solar panel?

sterile stone
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You can always build a shed and run a power line

sterile stone
hexed igloo
sterile stone
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Problem being

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Getting people who A.

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Know how to install them

hexed igloo
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Where r u gonna buy a solar panel in the apocalypse bro think

sterile stone
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And B. Connect them to a system that stores power

tranquil bone
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In this day and age not actually hard at all

hexed igloo
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Also like electrical isn't super important imo fire works fine for most things

tranquil bone
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You can get 100% plug and play solar

obsidian prairie
sterile stone
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That’s also valid

obsidian prairie
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I have 487 "reclaimed" solar panels

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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I doubt the average person is gonna consider ripping panels off roofs

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So that’s free game

violet hornet
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you wouldn't download a solar panel

obsidian prairie
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The average person is fuckin dead

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Its zombies

hexed igloo
obsidian prairie
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As long as you have like

sterile stone
tranquil bone
obsidian prairie
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The basic electrical and carpentry knowledge to pop them off safely and the methods to transport them you're good

misty ravine
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Again it depends on where you are. If you are near a city where there's lot of shit to loot, technology-related professions like electrician will be a lot more useful than if you had to leave for bumfuck nowhere to get away from most of the zombies

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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Stop that

hexed igloo
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Classically they just come at light and sound snuff candles and be quiet

misty ravine
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Farmer is easily top 5 in any case

obsidian prairie
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Wash your hands

tranquil bone
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Even bumfuck nowhere is getting tech at a rapid pace. Farmers with drones and GPS guided tractors is the new standard

obsidian prairie
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Shower frequently

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Clean your clothes

sterile stone
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I dunno how much of a pain in the ass installing a perimeter wall would be, but that seems essential for piece of mind

obsidian prairie
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Wash your tools

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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Some people will end up barricading their homes

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And hoping to ride shit out

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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If there’s anything I’ve learned about people in natural disasters

misty ravine
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A lot of this stuff is hard to judge because of how much actual skill is needed, i.e. do you need to be a professional or can any reasonably intelligent and handy person do it?

sterile stone
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Not everyone leaves

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Katrina once it ended

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Had government clean up people

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Pulling corpses out of homes

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Of the people who refused to leave

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Or people who broke into someone’s home as shelter

sterile stone
hexed igloo
obsidian prairie
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A machine shop would be top things to occupy

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You can do like anything with a lathe and mill

misty ravine
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Tools to make tools

obsidian prairie
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Make a shitty forge out back and you're perfect

sterile stone
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Knowing how to make fuel is a hell of a skill aswell

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Since all that shit in gas stations will go bad at some point

obsidian prairie
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The issue with a machine shop is the fuckin air compressor

hexed igloo
misty ravine
obsidian prairie
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For power

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Eat solar

sterile stone
obsidian prairie
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And steal a few EV batteries

sterile stone
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By the inital week of a outbreak

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Probably 60% of your local population is dead

obsidian prairie
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Some EV's have batteries that can just power houses for like a week

hexed igloo
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Don't lathes n shit just fucking inhale power

obsidian prairie
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Not enough to challenge an ev battery

tranquil bone
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To a degree but probably not as bad as you imagine

sterile stone
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I’d say after that week after a chunk of people die

obsidian prairie
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Its just a torquey electric motor

sterile stone
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Not much will be looted in a suburban area

hexed igloo
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Makes sense

sterile stone
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Because everyone’s general focus will be on escaping the area

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At worst case scenario, you can loot the surrounding areas

hexed igloo
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Park up in your house for 2-3 weeks and then you're golden to head out to start looting

sterile stone
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That’s one thing you can check off your needs list resource wise

tranquil bone
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A big part of it is the relative electric costs in the two cities but my dad pays more for the electricity at his house than at the shop running compressors and CnC machines regularly

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Big industrial 480v stuff can be surprisingly efficient

sterile stone
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Mitigating other things like time and risk just come from things like you meeting like minded people who won’t kill you the moment they see you

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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Honestly, I’d like to believe in a dog shit situation where over half the population around you died

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People would band together to increase odds of survival

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You then can learn and scavenge with said people

obsidian prairie
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Ok so a bench lathe is like a space heater more or less

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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And it doesn’t hurt most towns/cities have libraries where you have sources of knowledge to pull from

sterile stone
obsidian prairie
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One of the biggest pros of being a hermit machinist is the social benefit if there is a survivor diaspora around

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Nobody can kill you

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You make tools and weapons

hexed igloo
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My main thing atp is are they dead come back or is it a disease where they're still "alive" cos if it's divine punishment of the dead rising then just camp out for a couple weeks and you're done you've survived

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If they're "alive" and not rotting you've got about the same timeframe for everything to die of exposure, starvation, or minor injuries

sterile stone
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Keeping the guys alive who can keep power running are essential

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Also

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Completely forgetting natural disasters still happen

tranquil bone
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Eh if it's just a "wait out the decay" scenario it isn't really that interesting imo

sterile stone
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So anyone who can repair damaged lines or anything Incase something gets damaged

hexed igloo
obsidian prairie
tranquil bone
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Zombies kinda have to be supernatural in some degree to make sense at all

hexed igloo
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If they ain't supernatural it's over in a month lmao

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If that

obsidian prairie
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Less than

hexed igloo
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To be safe it's over in a month

obsidian prairie
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They lose coherent motor very quickly

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Getting actual corpse diseases is probably more deadly

sterile stone
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The body rotting away and decaying makes movement near impossible after a certain point

hexed igloo
obsidian prairie
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Entering a city is bathing in the black death

hexed igloo
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If they're dead and moving shit just chill for 2 days you're good

sterile stone
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Gotta consider that aswell

obsidian prairie
hexed igloo
sterile stone
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Flies aren’t picky either

hexed igloo
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Divine punishment zombies is kinda easy mode

Viral/disease zombies is standard

Fungus? You're cooked it's over

obsidian prairie
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Drink bleach

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Keep your house at 110 and dead dry

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or 30 and dead dry

hexed igloo
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For fungal infection to be safe you need a fully air conditioned+filtered complex with a decontam airlock lmao

obsidian prairie
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Just drink bleach

sterile stone
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Ain’t nobody but the Rothschild got that shit

hexed igloo
obsidian prairie
sterile stone
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You know

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This does raise questions like

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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Life on a oil rig probably ain’t too bad then

obsidian prairie
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Scurvy

hexed igloo
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Worst-case fungal infection there's literally nothing you can do

carmine lance
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I should draw something again

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It’s been too long since I’ve last drawn something

hexed igloo
sterile stone
carmine lance
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Nah

sterile stone
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You freak

hexed igloo
sterile stone
carmine lance
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I think I will draw something from invader zim as a treat (the brainworms are in deep from that brief stop at a hot topic)

sterile stone
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Chased by zombies

hexed igloo
sterile stone
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They die to Vietnam war era traps that never got decommissioned

hexed igloo
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Man you'll be dying to them lmao

obsidian prairie
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Thats bosnia

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Mines galore

sterile stone
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Greenland maybe then

obsidian prairie
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Reminder that landmines kill more non-combatants than soldiers

sterile stone
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Only thing you gotta worry about is polar bears

tranquil bone
obsidian prairie
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And more or less always will

sterile stone
hexed igloo
carmine lance
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Hot topic singlehandedly keeping scene alive

obsidian prairie
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Gandalf says shit for a reason

tranquil bone
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Though actually do the teens even still shop there or is it all 30 somethings now

sterile stone
plush estuary
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@lunar fable

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I used my scout move

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teleport

carmine lance
sterile stone
zinc talon
carmine lance
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I’m a firm believer in letting people enjoy things, but internally that’s how I feel when people start talking about homestuck lol

zinc talon
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the hell is homestuck

carmine lance
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So i just leave the conversation

tranquil bone
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A webcomic

zinc talon
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very diplomatic answer

obsidian prairie
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6

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Thousand

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Pages

carmine lance
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Ms paint adventure webcomic whose community has a reputation for having a lack of social awareness

zinc talon
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ha

carmine lance
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Some events were made up or hoaxes

zinc talon
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so diplomatic

carmine lance
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I will grant them that

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But still it’s one of those things where you know it’s a specific kind of autism that gets excited about it

zinc talon
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was just about to say

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prolly a spectrum niche

carmine lance
obsidian prairie
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Its 6000 pages of discoherent time travel(?) bullshit

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Idk

zinc talon
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shrug, I let people enjoy things

obsidian prairie
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I have the barebones description the doesn't go outside polsci major gave me

carmine lance
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LMAO

zinc talon
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had to get oon my brother the other day (if we'd been borne ten years later we both would've been on the spectrum I suspect, I grew out of it in my 20s and heeeeeeeeeeee did not

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for the whole sportsball thing

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OH DID THE BALL GO DUDE THE BALL WENT SO FAR

sterile stone
carmine lance
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I will stick with prequel adventure, my ms paint adventure webcomic of choice (it consistently doesn’t update for years at a time Clueless )

sterile stone
carmine lance
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I need to fucking watch the big lez show

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Ive seen some of it

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It’s quite funny

zinc talon
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big lesbians, you say

sterile stone
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It’s the best thing that’s come outta Australia

zinc talon
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are they like, big like really really lesbian, or big like

sterile stone
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There are no lesbians

carmine lance
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Nah it’s like bigfoot

sterile stone
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The main guy’s name is Leslie

zinc talon
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OH.

sterile stone
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And he hangs out with magical stoner Bigfoot creatures

zinc talon
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huh

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kinda like that dog show they had

carmine lance
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Wilfred?

zinc talon
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where half the time it's a dog and the other half it's a guy in a dog suit

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yes

carmine lance
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I remember that show holy shit

zinc talon
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truly odd fish

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but funny

sterile stone
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Closest thing to that I can think of is Corneal and Bernie

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And that’s probably far off

zinc talon
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reminded me of the seth macfarlane movies Ted

sterile stone
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Ted is a tv series now btw

zinc talon
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I did not expect marky mark to be so funny

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dude was a laugh riot

glossy nimbus
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the story does not seem very comprehendable ngl

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fuck it ill start from the beginning

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nvm

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silently adds it to my reading list

carmine lance
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NO

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SAVE YOURSELF

glossy nimbus
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Listen

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I started this story ages ago

carmine lance
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you want to read something good, go read Kill Six Billion Demons

glossy nimbus
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I want to finish it at some point

carmine lance
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Tom Bloom makes fantastic stuff

glossy nimbus
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I don't want to have my time wasted 😭

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K6BD is good

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Great art

glossy nimbus
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I hate stories that build a lot to do nothing with it

zinc talon
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jesus christ

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If you're familiar with lancer it's the same artist

carmine lance
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I haven’t read it in a bit because I’m waiting for it to be done

glossy nimbus
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And I was told homestuck is just

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that entirely

zinc talon
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just came into a helldivers match with two kids still in that my voice is cracking phase

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shooting me, shooting each other

glossy nimbus
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kek

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I'm pretty sure that's the target demographic man

zinc talon
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alls we had to do was get to textraction, mission was over, and they killed me twice on the way

carmine lance
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Were they goofing around or just actually bad

zinc talon
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so I waited til they had no reinforcements left, airstruck the team, and left

carmine lance
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Pffft

zinc talon
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they shot my car as soon as it landed

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just shithead 12 year olds

carmine lance
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Ok that’s annoying

glossy nimbus
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Like

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Homestuck seems like a story written non serious

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taken very seriously by the fan base

zinc talon
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the fanbase can be the worst part of any ip

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rick and morty fans come to mind

glossy nimbus
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where do yall go to meet these people

hexed igloo
zinc talon
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and FLASHBACKS

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FLASHBACKS EVERYWHERE

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FLASHBACKS WITHIN FLASHBACKS

glossy nimbus
hexed igloo
zinc talon
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the horus heresy is fine, especially the early ones

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have not, no

glossy nimbus
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I was burned with horus rising, it was nice at the very least. but not a lot of literary value in my opinion

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glossy nimbus
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I wanna touch false gods

hexed igloo
glossy nimbus
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thats the problem

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a few

carmine lance
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I like the warhammer fantasy books

hexed igloo
zinc talon
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then you want book 3 and 4 of the first HH novels

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zinc talon
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when fulgrim and lorgar fall to chaos

glossy nimbus
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i don't like pulp.

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Pulp gross

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Read uh

zinc talon
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ah, best avoided then

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it's all pulp fiction

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Infinite and Divine

glossy nimbus
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and its goated

zinc talon
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the lost and the damned is a good standalone

full nebula
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I like da one dat says "some pulp"

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That's honest to God literature imo

glossy nimbus
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Yeah it is

zinc talon
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gives some ink to the thunder warriors before the space marines

carmine lance
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Infinite and the divine is great

spare talon
zinc talon
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and what emps did to the thunder warriors after he had no more use for them

glossy nimbus
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I'm still thinking about why Trazyn doesn't like to run.

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Trazyn doesn't like to run because he doesn't want to look like hes in a rush

carmine lance
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Lmao

zinc talon
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his hair is so temperamental

hexed igloo
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If we recommending books I like The Player of Games by Iian m Banks

glossy nimbus
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or fleeing from inferior races such as the aeldari

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Tbh the only time I like reading marines is in Deathwatch or in a handful of 30k books

zinc talon
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if he moves faster than a quick walk, it's ruined

glossy nimbus
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pardon me

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eldar

carmine lance
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Warhammer fantasy books are also quiet fun

glossy nimbus
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I keep getting aeldari and eldar confused

carmine lance
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Gotrek and felix are my goats

sterile stone
carmine lance
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I mean

sterile stone
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Cons

carmine lance
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Aeldari and eldar are the same right

zinc talon
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is aeldari to eldar like ogri is to ogryn

sterile stone
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You see a lot of them at cons

zinc talon
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just a plural form

carmine lance
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Eldar is imperium word

glossy nimbus
carmine lance
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Aeldari is self given word

zinc talon
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oh.

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TIL.

carmine lance
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Eldar refers to them both

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Dark eldar is to drukhari

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Deldar are drukhari iirc

glossy nimbus
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AH.

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ah*

carmine lance
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As eldar are to aeldari

zinc talon
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so there's aeldari on craftworlds and drukhari for the ones on comorroagh

carmine lance
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Aeldari is self given word, vs eldar as imperium word

zinc talon
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and then eldar/dark eldar for imperium

glossy nimbus
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Yeah largely what I'm looking for is literary value

zinc talon
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I remember Fulgrim falling to chaos being a really great book

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really captures the tragedy of what he's doing

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and the decadence of slaanesh even before they fall

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I'd recommend First Heretic, Know No Fear, and Betrayer personally

zinc talon
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lorgar's just a dork though

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cover my body in gold dust oil while I sit there trying not to rub one out talking about my dad

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maybe the book where emps forces the entire emperor's children to kneel while he scolds them is better

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but lorgar himself is a dumb character

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Buddy

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They're all pretty dumb characters ime

zinc talon
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ha

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Especially the primarchs

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Same issue the emperor has

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You cannot functionally write someone smarter than you yourself are

zinc talon
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I didn't realize that after the flight of the eisenstein Garro gets taken in to explain everything he saw and what happenes

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they made him the first grey knight!

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so that was nice to see

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and john grammaticus, I'll admit I didn't much understand his behavior in book because I didn't appreciate what a perpetual was

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oh that's a good book too

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the one with the cabal

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and phra ga, stupidest fucking name ever but he was a cool character

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that was.......a dark angels book I think

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I don't remember who meets and bargains with the cabal

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In literary criticism, an idiot plot is a fictional storyline which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot", and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case. It is a narrative in which the conflict derives from characters not recognizing, or not being told...

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Unrelated

zinc talon
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that's not a literary device

glossy nimbus
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warhammer

zinc talon
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that's the story of my life

glossy nimbus
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your life is a plot device

zinc talon
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I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER OKAY

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would explain why I've gotten outta so so so much shit I shoiuld have had to answer for, anyway

south prism
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sterile stone
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I really honestly tried to play fo4 again recently

slender mica
hexed igloo
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Sitting here fucking screaming at them to just fuck already

misty nova
hexed igloo
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I should read peak again (my dress up darling)

long oasis
misty nova
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Getting to the motel room scene

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For

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Meme reasons

obsidian prairie
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I get up for 5 minutes

long oasis
misty nova
hexed igloo
plush estuary
misty nova
misty nova
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Poggers because that's me

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And it's always good to see me

hexed igloo
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Based

hexed igloo
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I fluctuate between god complex and crippling self-doubt

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That's called being manic

hexed igloo
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Lowkenuinely I do actually kinda got a superiority complex and that's an issue I suppress and ignore

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I get it, acknowledgement is the first step tho

hexed igloo
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Step? I don't see anything incorrect about it I'm just fundamentally better than you

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/s if that wasn't clear lmao

sterile stone
misty nova
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Weak Aura

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You should just accept that you're better

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However

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You're not better than me

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Because I'm me

hexed igloo
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I am, I just said it in jest that time

misty nova
sterile stone
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If you applied the logic you see from those early 2000s romance movies right

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Wouldn’t that person get slapped with a stalking charge

misty nova
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I don't remember a single one

hexed igloo
misty nova
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💀

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Wait I think I remember one about Christmas

hexed igloo
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I am the one made in God's image

misty nova
hexed igloo
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Unemployed ass

signal spoke
hexed igloo
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signal spoke
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When we having jesus Christ the book

hexed igloo
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There's a Lego bible

unreal summit
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may i humbly request a crusher build?

spare talon
copper hawk
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@median steeple do u know nardwar?

median steeple
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Kills you

plush estuary
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noooo

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poor guy

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he did fine

hexed igloo
plush estuary
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it was a 40min caretaker mission

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was rough

hexed igloo
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Caretaker mission is rough anytime

misty nova
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Got the 1 hour achievement there

plush estuary
ivory marlin
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Peep the new keycaps

hexed igloo
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Can u turn a light on or smth

hearty nebula
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hmm yes

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keyboard

hexed igloo
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Truly a desk too, pile of random bullshit

hexed igloo
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Your bullshit pile is too close to the keyboard for my tastes

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Gotta have enough space to push ur keyboard back to put ur dinner down bro

ivory marlin
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I don’t eat at my desk

shadow spruce
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REAL

hexed igloo
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You weird for that

ivory marlin
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I eat at my paint desk

hexed igloo
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How do you watch YouTube then

shadow spruce
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i have my monitor on a book so i can just lift my keyboard

hexed igloo
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I have a bigass desk so there's enough space for my bs pile, 14 empty cans, with enough to spare to move my kb for dinner

shadow spruce
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im almost doneeeeee

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release meeeeee

shadow spruce
ivory marlin
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I have 3 desks

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1 with pc stuff

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1 for painting and mtg

ivory marlin
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And then 1 for echo

shadow spruce
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echo?

ivory marlin
hexed igloo
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Do you use your phone like a peasant?

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Sitting thru an ad bc who buys yt premium

ivory marlin
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Switch or phone

hexed igloo
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You weird as hell for that I'm be real

ivory marlin
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Also my paint desk is behind my pc desk

shadow spruce
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odd creature

ivory marlin
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It uses the same chair

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I just turn around

hexed igloo
ivory marlin
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Hold on

shadow spruce
hexed igloo
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Let's not go that far he's gay not schizophrenic

shadow spruce
ivory marlin
obsidian prairie
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Does each desk have a chair

hexed igloo
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The feng shui of your place is all fucked up man what the hell

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You're gonna get cancer and explode

ivory marlin
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Wait no

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No

obsidian prairie
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You live in a survival craft hut

ivory marlin
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Echo’s desk doesn’t need one

obsidian prairie
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6 workbenches

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Bed

ivory marlin
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And my paint desk and pc are right next to eaxhother

obsidian prairie
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Male living space

shadow spruce
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oh i forgor about echo da lissord

hexed igloo
hexed igloo
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Back facing the door at a desk is deranged

ivory marlin
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There is space

shadow spruce
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creature

hexed igloo
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You never have your screen visible from the door bro this is 101

ivory marlin
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Its tilted away

shadow spruce
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mine is uh

obsidian prairie
shadow spruce
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whats the word for when angles do the X thing

obsidian prairie
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My soul is mostly clean

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Can you say the same?

shadow spruce
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yes

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(lying)

obsidian prairie
shadow spruce
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yeah that one

rough token
ivory marlin
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I also don’t do anything weird on my pc

shadow spruce
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sure buddy

ivory marlin
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Worst anyone will see is like

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Tabletop sim with mtg on it

median oak
shadow spruce
ivory marlin
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I mostly use discord on my phone

winter steppe
hexed igloo
obsidian prairie
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Ideal

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Go with my blessing

hexed igloo
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My past is part of who I am to remove it is to remove myself

obsidian prairie
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Nevermind fuck that

obsidian prairie
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Past me was fucking STUPID

hexed igloo
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It wasn't some freak shit tho just being a generally shitty person

ivory marlin
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Cant wait to buy these for my birthday

long oasis
winter steppe
hexed igloo
long oasis
long oasis
obsidian prairie
long oasis
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for all you know im simply a figment of your imagination

ivory marlin
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It just needs one more copy of those 2

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And energy

shadow spruce
long oasis
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I like pizza so therefore it is not part of my imagination

shadow spruce
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only the most flawless logic from mort

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see you get it

long oasis
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I don't like hitler so he's part of my imagination since hes been dead for at least 70 years

shadow spruce
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true

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collective hallucination

visual stream
ivory marlin
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Yuh

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I still haven’t finished it

zinc talon
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team aqua dick, the hell kinda kinks do yall have

visual stream
ivory marlin
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Both

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Both team aqua admin

hearty nebula
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I never thought before that insect could be obese but today I was proven wrong

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Saw a bumblebee the size of my fuckin thumb

ivory marlin
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What

shadow spruce
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bug

hearty nebula
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bug

keen heath
misty ravine
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keen heath
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such technological advancement

rough token
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Aiming -50

keen heath
drowsy steppe
shadow spruce
hearty nebula
misty ravine
hearty nebula
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Ye!

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pretty sure in the tiny tree directly next to my bedroom window

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xd

misty ravine
shadow spruce
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guess who installed fallout 3 to the wrong place

long oasis
shadow spruce
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thats how powerful he is

misty nova
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LowTierFailure

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Oh I get it

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Hugh because he's huge in that suit

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Like bulky bulk

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Also someone gotta take care of her hair
Like dawg look at that

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Also

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I just noticed

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Six seven

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Lmfao

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My brains cooked

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Also Rated T
So no children dying on screen

ivory marlin
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Sick starwars edit

hearty nebula
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rip to @violet aurora his ass is now a bot

misty nova
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Who up clicking sus links

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🗣️

delicate shadow
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it's kinda scary how many people I've had to boot for that reason

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and it only gets worse with time

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we used to only have this happening like maybe a couple times a week? now it's multiple a day

glossy cloud
delicate shadow
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yea I mean that's the scary bit imo

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a lot of these people are probably just getting rekt through no real fault of their own except that and bad luck

glossy cloud
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Happened to me so

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Cautionary tale not to assume someone was being a dummy and clicking stuff they shouldn't

delicate shadow
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or people getting rekt by data breaches in separate things because a lot of people do reuse passwords even if we're all told not to

glossy cloud
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Some people really are just getting swiped randomly.

hexed igloo
hexed igloo
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I shan't say where each one goes though

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Reminds me yesterday someone was tryna get my reddit account I got a random password reset email like what r u trying to do boss

violet crown
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Password managers are a godsend tbh

misty nova
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It's fucking hilarious

signal spoke
hexed igloo
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lowkirkenuinely

signal spoke
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This shit about to be cinema

misty nova
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Psykirkenuinely

hexed igloo
glossy nimbus
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Charlie Kirks death has been a tragedy on our culture and language

hexed igloo
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Charile

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You think you slick with that edit huh

glossy nimbus
stuck thicket
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lowkenuinely

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was

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like

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before kirk

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ts ancient

glossy nimbus
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bullshit

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tf bro

misty nova
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How's dead ass in there

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Oh

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@heady rapids

hard nexus
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woke

jagged cradle
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aren’t you woke

frosty herald
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Bloborn

lunar fable
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Anything but a port

misty nova
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Bloodborne?
Woke?

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Hah like that's a thing

copper hawk
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wokeborne

frosty herald
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More like

frosty herald
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Midborn...

obsidian prairie
frosty herald
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Protein tubes

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With that white sauce

misty nova
keen heath
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@rough token

misty nova
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Fym Jack

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Oh wait

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Jacks cool

rough token
spare talon
misty nova
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Just accept it bruv

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It's happening

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And you can't stop it

hearty nebula
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i dont blame the sienna bc they were basically dragged into vet difficulty after a recruit level mission by the host but

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but cmon man...

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7 revives is insane

obsidian prairie
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1.2k damage taken in veteran

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Did saltz unbind dodge

hearty nebula
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im saltz

misty nova
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💀

obsidian prairie
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Not saltz kruber i'm blind

hearty nebula
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misread whoopsie

void bison
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cow booger

hearty nebula
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i don't know

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I just assume they mostly play Darktide/SM2 instead of VT2

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Because neither of them were bothering to use shoves/push attacks at all

obsidian prairie
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How are you trading near 1:1 on fucking gk

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How are you trading near 1:1 at all????

hearty nebula
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xd

obsidian prairie
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Yeah I'd assume so

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Deadweight oe, bw, and somehow gk

stuck thicket
hexed igloo
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Don't do this to me

civic merlin
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I dont know if its common for zealots to just fight 4 crushers in psyk and not take a single hit, the only way ive been able to do it... is hammer

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cause its 2 shot each and the stagger lets me force them to take turns getting bopped

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but youtubers are like "crushers are so easy to dodge" - and im getting overhead left and right against a pack

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except with thunderhammer

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and forgetabout using ogryn other than chain staggering with slab

carmine falcon
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Simple practice your schmovement

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acoustic dune
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@signal spoke

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Baka gaijin

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Kuso

acoustic dune
hearty nebula
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acoustic dune
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By all means

acoustic dune
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@rough token

rough token
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Peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak

acoustic dune
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if the heresy never happenned

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should i make a remaster of this

rough token
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No

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Don't you dare

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This is perfection

keen heath
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latina butt emps

acoustic dune
keen heath
acoustic dune
rough token
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Fuckin hell

acoustic dune
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the belly hole is what get me

rough token
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Is that Uriel

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From the show Courage

keen heath
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The cowardly dog

acoustic dune
rough token
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I see

acoustic dune
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did you want too?

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acoustic dune
sharp willow
acoustic dune
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i found this

rough token
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I think bro has a preference

acoustic dune
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have steve

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Wanna be friends?

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Also don't mind this

gleaming garden
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Y’all Crazy

acoustic dune
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@rough token some fool is sending me a friend request

sharp willow
# acoustic dune have steve

I really like how you manage to mix the more messy strokes with thinner lines to define form. You have great form

acoustic dune
rough token
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More shitpost please, in drawings

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I'll chip in from time to time

acoustic dune
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DRW WITH ME

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acoustic dune
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GRAHH I LOVE DRAAWING WITH PEOPLE

gleaming garden
acoustic dune
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i like how i got paid in bobux from this drwing

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a whole 400 bobux

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no joke

rough token
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What's a bobux

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Roblox bucks?!?

acoustic dune
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first time getting paid from a drwing

acoustic dune
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like 5 dillaa

gleaming garden
sharp willow
acoustic dune
rough token
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My art is more on the swewious side but i'll be doing a lot of shitpost in the near future

acoustic dune
rough token
acoustic dune
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ah the drwing tht got zealot chaat

acoustic dune
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in a ice age

rough token
acoustic dune
sharp willow
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I gotta draw more, i haven't done stuff in a while

rough token
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What kind

sharp willow
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This is the last one i painted, idk if i should keep this artstyle or force myself to switch to something more realistic

rough token
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I see significant progress

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It's no longer rubber and i see light dynamics!

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Well done

sharp willow
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Oh yeah, i ditched most of the painting tools i was using and decided to keep it as basic as possible with a square brush

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Helped me a lot to get more control

acoustic dune
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GRAHG I love leyendecker

rough token
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Ikr?

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One of these day im sure

acoustic dune
rough token
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I'm tempted

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Man i should visit class chat more often, this guy is great

sharp willow
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Doesn't mean i can't try

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sharp willow
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That's the plan tbh, the animation industry is way better than the concept artist one...

And, to be honest, i don't think i have the skills to be a concept artist... Yet

acoustic dune
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i dont like nowhere else

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the mpreg culture here is goog

sharp willow
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Zealot Chat is its own entity atp

rough token
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I'll princess carry you to genchat one of these day

heady rapids
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new expeditions update resets the node unlocks

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thank you fatshark

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I rly wanted to grind them again

acoustic dune
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ey b1ade

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when is peak night

heady rapids
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idk yet

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I saw they added like

glossy nimbus
heady rapids
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custom runs

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internet cut off

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fucking discors

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d

rough token
heady rapids
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bah

acoustic dune
rough token
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Grand

sharp willow
# glossy nimbus

How tf Valve didn't lawsuit them over stolen ip yet is beyond me, maybe they're just still like that

acoustic dune
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