zealot-class

[hexed igloo]

If you hand me a bottle and a sabre I could crack it

[zinc talon]

hey sidebar, anyone know what could be causing this? anything I download 1kb to 10gb gets to 100% like clockwork, then hangs there at 100% downloaded and never actually completes

and I have the space

[hearty nebula]

ISP detected that you main ogryn

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-bernie-warhammer-warhammer-40k-hype-gif-17587262507451076215

[hearty nebula]

big smelly fat and stupid

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-pee-cat-pee-funny-lmfao-gif-14727908981812019274

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-gossip-girl-gossiping-gossip-fluffy-cat-gif-16574850200818093144

[hearty nebula]

wh

wheres thje skelton

0/10

die

[delicate shadow]

why's uruguay infected?

[hearty nebula]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HCA3IjOWsAAe7yW.mp4

[glossy nimbus]

he writing

[zinc talon]

yall we finally answered the question

whether or not the bugs taste good

[signal spoke]

How can you kill someone by strangling them

[zinc talon]

oh wait so someone posted an invincible meme earlier that had all the old godzilla monsters in the frame

mothra the 3 headed dragon

who the fuck was strawberry head

...just realized I presumed it was onna yall that posted it, lol dumb of me

[misty nova]

https://skibidix.com/i/status/2042911769992269853

⋆.azzy౨ৎ☄️ (@c_lecver)

have you heard about Zeno?

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[zinc talon]

[hexed igloo]

Me putting on ur moms shirt

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-pratt-parks-and-rec-gif-10585522

[signal spoke]

Finally was able to make custom songs sound accurate on the beat

[quiet gull]

how

[lone pine]

Came across an all-zealot all-powersword match earlier

Quite fun

[heady rapids]

fuck yeah

[vivid bough]

this is photoshopped you are fuckin with me!

you're fucking with me and this is part of your diabolical psyop now that you have built up trust by playing some random pub game with me

[misty nova]

Do be dead at the disco

[signal spoke]

Is that Charlie back from the dead?

https://tenor.com/view/rizz-rizz-face-chad-begging-gif-1934875823525712000

Charlie:

[quiet gull]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-cut-haircut-fade-first-gif-25098906

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-iy-i-love-it-kanye-gif-20542717

[acoustic dune]

Me look comfy af

[heady rapids]

@ivory marlin https://x.com/i/status/2043070259012239782

Sylkwyrm (@2230yt)

Reminder that you can use Pokemon GO to get basically any Pokemon you want at Lv1 and transfer it to mainline games

X · Apr 11, 2026, 8:54 PM

there's people asking for those on the gts just to troll

and they'll give you like

an eternal flower floette

[signal spoke]

quite a warhammer

[acoustic dune]

Why does blud have 27 cp

[signal spoke]

[acoustic dune]

If only there's 39,999 more

Ey koBALD

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-modo-olachenko-goat-2026-goat-movie-cute-face-gif-15581702605400611406

[jolly sandal]

Modo

[acoustic dune]

Is the movie worth the watch

I like the style

[acoustic dune]

MORDHAU

GRAHHH

I LOVE DRAG SWEI USER

[jolly sandal]

No its that lizards name from GOAT

But yes, I too used to play Mordhau

[signal spoke]

It really a fun movie

Enjoyed a lot of the animation and characters

[acoustic dune]

I still play it sometime

If I touch it again

I'll waste a day

[bitter anvil]

I tried mordhau playing pve defense being clueless and stop playing

[jolly sandal]

Prolly the only medieval slasher game I have atm but its a great bit of fun

[signal spoke]

i legit have played mordhau recently with a friend

and i fucking suck so much

I genuinely prefer chivarly 2 more

[jolly sandal]

I stopped with now too anyway

[bitter anvil]

Their control design isn't simple

Is just too complicated

You switch mode using handgaurd as basing tool

[jolly sandal]

Yeah its a bit of a learning curve even back then

[signal spoke]

does not help how you can abuse the animations

[bitter anvil]

Is funky made game

[signal spoke]

thats a way to drive your new players away

[bitter anvil]

Feeling jank

[signal spoke]

it a shame because the game was fun when came out

and now is a dead zone

[bitter anvil]

Then demon update is dead

[jolly sandal]

Real

Im just glad I got to play it back when it was peak

[signal spoke]

theres not any official lobbies and only ran by community servers

[bitter anvil]

Speaking dead game i wonder what happen to Holdfast: nation at war

[signal spoke]

https://youtu.be/Rb6AnLvFMQ4?si=GgXepvAjBTnt6hdX this video was literally what made me interested about the game lmao

[jolly sandal]

Haven't tried any Napolenonic-esque games myself

[bitter anvil]

I would tell roblox player who play napoleon simulator game go buy that $20 game

[jolly sandal]

Closest thing I had was with Mount&Blade and those community run servers

with the napolenonic dlc

[signal spoke]

I should try play again chiv 2

it is more populated

[bitter anvil]

I remembered my lil bro play roblox napoleon game called Blood and Iron was popular enough. I wish they can try holdfast nation at war but they would cry for their pc can't run for it

@signal spoke what you wanna say, i saw the typing.

[signal spoke]

Oh dont worry, it was a mistype on keyboard

[acoustic dune]

I hate chivalry 2 bc I like chambering

[signal spoke]

chambering?

[acoustic dune]

Yeah

When the enemy swink in a way

And you block via preping the same swing attack

I got so good at it I almost don't parry anymore

[signal spoke]

[acoustic dune]

Sometime I play mordhau

N wank the duke

In the jail cell

With my Italian women build like a catapult

Playing mordhaumake me a maul spider sense aswell

[signal spoke]

If only there were official servers

so i can play with newbies

to learn

[hearty nebula]

what instead of youtube poop

there was youtube goop

[glossy nimbus]

GENIUS

[frosty herald]

Jorking my peanitz

[signal spoke]

what the hec yamato why you doing on public server

[frosty herald]

Im jaking it

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-red-red-cat-evil-cat-normal-cat-gif-7123425318368299957

[stuck abyss]

GREAT DAEMON

[glossy nimbus]

GREAT DAEMONNN

i love this gif

it has such vibes n aura

[hearty nebula]

what the FUCK bro in PUBLIC?!

[spare talon]

@sterile stone done

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-patrick-wind-hollow-gif-24821241

[spare talon]

do not underestimate my ability to grind with extreme efficiency

[frosty herald]

How did you grind

Countdown?

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/my-furry-protogen-furry-protogen-made-by-husklopfolo-gif-12738608002660786620

[frosty herald]

Inb4 cole did like 20 legendary strongholds

[hearty nebula]

im a protogen hater not because the idea is bad

but because you cant tell any of them apart

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/my-furry-protogen-furry-protogen-made-by-husklopfolo-gif-12738608002660786620

[zinc talon]

well fuck me running

[hearty nebula]

no

[zinc talon]

so I've been trying to learn the basics of how ai modules work and fit together etc etc

because I want to have my own locally stored, locally run text/image/video generation that's end to end complete, like could be used on a computer severed from the internet with no way to reach out

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114090549486555196/1481242047745888297/gummy.gif

[zinc talon]

really I just don't want the large company AIs to get their hooks in me but we digress

so I turn to claud, anthropic's agent

and within what, it's been about an hour and a half two tops

I've already got the entire generator built for text to text, text to image, image to image, text to video, and video to video

all local and offline

and we're just nailing down the finer points of file structure and drivers and all that nerdmath gobbldiegoop

[zinc talon]

this thing gave me what I'd been scavenging for for the last two weeks, for every type of media generation, that needs nothing at all to do its job except a gpu to run on

and the thing is twenty fucking kb before tensors and diffusion models

I used the AI, to destroy the AI

or at least the need for it

[glossy nimbus]

ok but this shit with the mob of knife would be fucked

[zinc talon]

now I just need to amass the stuff needed to get it conversational without dialing out and I'll have more or less a conversational and generative AI that's mine

[frosty herald]

arbites and vet heavy stubber release

[zinc talon]

stored on my equipment, needing nothing from the outside world

[frosty herald]

now that would be peak

[zinc talon]

they'd break your tiny little adorable wristeybones by the fifth round fired

Ogri got PADDIN, in their ANDS and in their EDS

[glossy nimbus]

okri making his own personal ai wife 💜

mfs plankton

[zinc talon]

THE MOVIE SHE WAS NOT A DRAMA IT WAS A WARNING

or her or whatever

(I haven't seen it)

jokes aside tho ever since AI's inception I've been asking myself what I thought was an unknowable question

how big, is an AI

how demanding in storage and processing and reliance on the internet and outside resources

it's like one of those why is there air or how long is a rope tier questions, or so I thought

I dunno how big of an ask the conversational models are but for generative, you can have any type of media conversion you want, on current-day builds of the models needed to do it, for like....call it a hundred gigs of storage and a reasonable to semi beefy amount of ram/gpu oomph

[zinc talon]

and to your point, it means I could cobble together the stuff I wanted it to do or know peicemeal, like building a lego set, take it entirely off line, and force feed it the entire black library's title list

and start pumpin out shit tier pulp fiction as a direct threat to games wor-wait. copyright

guess I'll just build a wife instead

I'm morbidly curious what would happen over the long term if you had this thing reasonably put together and gave it the space it needed to remember across conversations and whatnot that multi instance AI simply cannot do, in a like nature of consciousness sense

if I leave the same AI on in the game room upstairs and let it remember day to day life and events instead of turning it into a superintelligent toddler spread across a billion live instances of itself

what would that look like in five years

[signal spoke]

so you bang clankers

[zinc talon]

that question is lowkey haunting me once I got it in my head and started chewing on the actual nuts and bolts of it

could you 'raise' an AI to be like, idk, robin williams in that movie he was an android, or that other movie stanley kubrik died mak-that movie was actually named AI

would the thing actually develop quirks and inside jokes and actual annoyances at repeat things you do it doesn't like

would it become more human with age

https://tenor.com/view/high-asf-drugs-gif-12959506

[frosty herald]

one of those sketchy ai advertisements

[acoustic dune]

Pookum we ca duel while I style on u

1vq style

[obtuse garnet]

[steel crag]

[quiet gull]

is the method different for wooing men?

[acoustic dune]

Gay man

Prob

[hearty nebula]

gub

[quiet gull]

bug 🪲

[quiet gull]

?

that's me

[royal cape]

Not all of us are gifted with a B.ig B.rother C.algar 😔

[acoustic dune]

Real

[acoustic dune]

I thought that was titus

[quiet gull]

Who is the gayest individual in this server

I formally invite them to a duel\

[royal cape]

It is most definitely some other commander
that wasnt the joke

[rough token]

"Be mine"
Pull out a box of Marauder Destroyer

"Promise I'll treat you right"
Stack another box of Macharius Heavy Tank on top of it, lean in closer

"All these and more"
Place a box of Warlord Titan next to the pile, whisper into ears

"You delectable thing"

Thank you for coming to my "How to woo just about any guy 101"

[royal cape]

“You delectable thing”

[quiet gull]

my fucking wallet,

[royal cape]

Its either this or a ring 🤔

[rough token]

Love has a price

[quiet gull]

This is why i'm aro

[royal cape]

Lmao

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/i/status/2043003139633160368

brainrot dimension (@brainrotpostig)

X · Apr 11, 2026, 4:28 PM

[quiet gull]

what do you guys think of my follie fashionframe

[shadow spruce]

Was your color pallet those little cheeses wrapped in red wax

[quiet gull]

The wax on Babybel cheese is red

This is pink

[frosty herald]

i didnt realize the frame looked this bad

[quiet gull]

Also there is not usually any black on Babybel cheese

Check the expiration date on the cheese you've been eating homie

[fading gust]

Fist my Bump

[modern jasper]

Heyyyy they reverted the relic blade electricity thing so it goes up the blade instead of enveloping the ricasso as well

Love it

Makes it look like the ricasso is the power bank for it

[royal cape]

Fist my bump is a horrific phrase

Im stealing it

[acoustic dune]

Fister

Magoon

[acoustic dune]

I am gonna draw you chubi

Whenever I get home

[shadow spruce]

Chibi or chubby

[acoustic dune]

(:

[acoustic dune]

Erm what the sigma

@narrow mauve is mort a furry

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ahem-shit-loser-seriously-gif-5731140

[shadow spruce]

I’ve said I am several times

[acoustic dune]

You don't even have a fursona drawn yet so eh

[hearty nebula]

what's a furlong

[acoustic dune]

You

[hearty nebula]

?

Idk what u mean by that

[shadow spruce]

No I do I just gave u the wip she drew instead

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-bad-meme-why-gif-19119712

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1488643863395434526/exploding-cat-cat-blowing-up.gif

[shadow spruce]

:)

I want one not done by my ex

[bitter anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/480080287393382402/1492854787409055794/image0.jpg?ex=69dcd8dd&is=69db875d&hm=e3eb362551bc284ecb643764a0d1974950e45161365edf4d4a93625bd423938f&

[zinc talon]

my willy is rub-ish

as in I rub yknow what you got it you laughed it was funny

[bitter anvil]

Your rashun is rub-ish

[zinc talon]

rubbish is tasty vittles, better than garbage anyway

[bitter anvil]

Your rashun is gab-bage

[zinc talon]

guess they didn't like each other

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/durr-emoji-drooling-drooling-emoji-drool-emoji-gif-655277413677667468

[fading gust]

Saw rare skittle today

https://tenor.com/view/cant-unsee-how-to-unsee-blind-homer-simpson-simpsons-gif-17613101

[quiet gull]

W

[bitter anvil]

That's my kin also

I am heavy skittle marine

Or crayon marine

Our ancestors

[fading gust]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-oh-my-god-higurumajjk-gif-591824705913307794

[fading gust]

Its colorful...thats for sure

Is that destiny also?

[zinc talon]

don't they call the people that do this something

[bitter anvil]

Yes

[zinc talon]

crayon eaters half comes into mind but unsure

[fading gust]

Skittle mancers

Ahhh.. im good gang

[bitter anvil]

@fading gust my assault boy is blinged with gold plated, I call "Gold Marine"

Scam

[bitter anvil]

Look like hacked account

[zinc talon]

GIT LERNDT

[fading gust]

Call the lex
<@&735928989146939404>

[carmine falcon]

@mods scammer

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-bro-you-got-the-whole-squad-laughing-you-got-the-whole-call-center-laughing-call-center-indian-gif-25440258

[zinc talon]

later tater, see you never

[fading gust]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-moderation-ban-mod-ban-gif-9351874248631360646

[bitter anvil]

Scammer gone

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-yay-knight-clash-knight-coc-gif-25371570

[fading gust]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-clapping-property-of-mello-gif-17743612165590356299

[zinc talon]

bit long, but I wanted to show the 'wut had happind wuz'

[bitter anvil]

Scammer went new tactic

They getting smart bit

[fading gust]

for real

[zinc talon]

how about that burster landing the literal nanosecond I'm up and getting shot out of the air by that sniper when the last burster got me

[narrow mauve]

yes

[fading gust]

The Bling Marine

[zinc talon]

combo wombo, I should feel gratified

[narrow mauve]

phantom ping

[zinc talon]

did any of yall actually do it, what was its angle for being here

[narrow mauve]

zealot chatters rip his balls off

[tight scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-styanax-warframe-memes-gif-18292155111719734704

[zinc talon]

no less than it deserves

[fading gust]

Discord links can be used for hax too afaik

[tight scroll]

could be a masked link

daily reminder, don't click on links from people you do not trust

[zinc talon]

s'why I didn't, I'll let one of yall be the guinea pig

[bitter anvil]

Lmao styanax

[zinc talon]

I just got all these AI generators fit together last night I aint doin anything to endanger my access or files

[tight scroll]

my main, my boy, the fact voruna is getting a prime before him is bull

[fading gust]

not touching any link if its someone from you dont know is just the right approach

[bitter anvil]

Voruna is furry bait

[zinc talon]

....except generating practically constantly, how ya feelin GPU

what animal is he/she/it/xem

[tight scroll]

your GPUs gonna be like

https://tenor.com/view/armadillo-missile-armadillo-missile-funny-ai-slop-gif-5381568650584368906

[zinc talon]

I'm years behind on my warframe, last one I played with was Khora and not harrow but someone like him

[fading gust]

same

[tight scroll]

Voruna is like

you know that meme

inside you there are two wolves?

[fading gust]

Thing last i touched it was when they started making 1999?

[tight scroll]

inside Voruna there are four

[zinc talon]

yeah turns out I'd been running the wrong denoiser or diffusion model or something, and started the process with the wrong quantization so it wasn't making use of all the ram etc I have

[tight scroll]

(they're all psychopaths)

[zinc talon]

bitch was sittin there like a microwave on high with nothin in it

earlier today I thought shit this AI coding stuff might make goin to get a 5090 worth it now, before the price blows up on em

[fading gust]

I did play the shit out of warframe like 2018 or something

2.3k hours played

[bitter anvil]

I cope for this

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/did-i-miss-it-owl-lost-gone-where-gif-10748704

[tight scroll]

I need it

[zinc talon]

5090s are thirty five hundred fuckin dollars right now

[shadow spruce]

It’s a good convention

[bitter anvil]

I cope styanax prime

[zinc talon]

two thousand more than they were a month or two ago

[bitter anvil]

At home

[zinc talon]

my 4090 is worth more now than the 5090 was when it debuted

world's gone mad

[shadow spruce]

My 2060 taking all the abuse I throw at it and just chugging along

[zinc talon]

man tech from around that time and like, generation so to speak of cards and cpus and and and

just fuckin durable

look down one day and realize your motherboard is old enough to drive, your gpu is old enough to vote, and your mouse and keyboard is old enough to drink

cuz it just keeps showin up to work every day

[shadow spruce]

G502 hero my beloved

[zinc talon]

I upgraded to a G502 hero from a logitech G3

...last year

[shadow spruce]

I thought hk made the g3

[zinc talon]

wait

wait.

[royal cape]

Glad im not the only sty hoper
Supposed to be this year

[zinc talon]

why is my literally twenty year old corded shit tier mouse worth $400

[shadow spruce]

Yup

It’s a “classic”

[zinc talon]

no shit?

it finally hit vintage

and started to appreciate in price?

[shadow spruce]

502 hero my beloved

I wish it was slightly smaller tho

[zinc talon]

do you have any issues with the scroll wheel

I adore the left right action on it

[royal cape]

Time to sell out and buy a slightly “newer” pos mouse

[zinc talon]

but the up down mouse wheel is getting less accurate

[shadow spruce]

No I can reach the wheel fine but I’ve never used the left right function

[zinc talon]

I'll scroll it and it'll scroll right back to where it was unless I click it another time or two

oh man, put left and right on your preferred media player's fast forward and rewind

[shadow spruce]

Oh that’s cause the wheel has a soft locking mechanism on it so you just gotta be a bit less washy on your scrolls

[zinc talon]

not that I'm trying to insinuate anything here but suddenly you can do anything you need to in a media player with just one hand on the mouse

and STOP IT that is not WHY I had it reccomended to ME also

[shadow spruce]

Sure busy

Buddy

Thank you phone

[zinc talon]

I gift you with knowledge and you throw your mind and not the advice straight into the gutter

[shadow spruce]

Of course

[zinc talon]

seriously though, quality of life vastly improved

[shadow spruce]

It’s strangely warm in here

[zinc talon]

if you do video editing it's also really handy

you can move the position of the portion of video you're looking at left and right without fast forwarding or rewinding, or moving your mouse cursor from where you have it for say 'start clip here'

[shadow spruce]

You know the rubber thumb grip thing on the side

[zinc talon]

love it

[shadow spruce]

Mine has worn thru to the plastic I’ve used it for so long

[zinc talon]

with my old mouse I developed this like, claw hand with my pinkie and thumb from having to grip it hard enough to support the thumb being on the mouse

I'd get up and my hand would still be clenched towards the centerline from the pinkie and thumb holding on

this thing lets my thumb be lazy and still not bother the mouse movement

[zinc talon]

impressive

[shadow spruce]

I just wish the mouse wasn’t quite as long

Like a finger tips length shorter please Logitech

[zinc talon]

do you have any issue with putting your hand on the mouse, and not 'moving' the mouse like normal but shifting the weight of your hand left/right/up/down

[shadow spruce]

Nope

[zinc talon]

for some reason I can keep mine still and put pressure on the sides of it, and the cursor will move without the mouse itself moving

[shadow spruce]

I move my mouse with my fingies

Big wrist movements and tiny fingie movement

[zinc talon]

I rest my wrist on the desk and have the mouse on a big like 18 or 24inch mat for a mousepad so I g et whatever range of motion that is without picking up my hand ever

[shadow spruce]

That’s house u get gunk on ur pad

How*

Apple in what world is how Gina get turned into house

GINA?!

[zinc talon]

yaint lying

[shadow spruce]

Why is Gina here

[zinc talon]

use your words not your anger, remember what the therapist said

[zinc talon]

(lol)

[shadow spruce]

Anyways yeah I use my fingers to lock the mouse to my wrist

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-looks-up-and-down-what-whut-why-gif-17594041

[zinc talon]

@glossy nimbus the crossover episode you didn't know you've been waiting for

[acoustic dune]

Ey wolp pack

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hmmmmmmm-4

[shadow spruce]

Is that res 9

[frosty herald]

Evil within 2

[shadow spruce]

Modded or vanilla

[frosty herald]

all of this is vanilla

theyre just easter eggs

[shadow spruce]

Neat

[opaque island]

Really good game, liked it better than the first one

[jolly sandal]

spoopy

[shadow spruce]

is that corvos mask

[frosty herald]

Yes

[shadow spruce]

was dishonored a bethesda game

[jolly sandal]

No?

[neon barn]

minor headache

[acoustic dune]

Me when I uh

Fart

Then shit came out a bit

[sterile stone]

I know you posted this with hurt fingers and bags under your eyes

That grind is unforgiving at its nicest

[copper hawk]

Happy oinksmas

[steel crag]

published by, yes

[steel crag]

[lunar fable]

@heady rapids somebody got a shiny poipole

[bitter ingot]

Is there a good build for the throwing knifes 🔪 🤔

[ivory marlin]

Based sinclair

[heady rapids]

that's cool

[median steeple]

Most good builds you'll find here by higher level players use Tknife

Just zealots best blitz

[ivory marlin]

“Incineroar lost knock off”

[neon barn]

now make it lose parting shot and i might play pokemon again

[sterile stone]

@nimble fiber Hmmmm I smell marijuaaaaaaana

[ivory marlin]

Erm please consult the graph

Its integral he keeps parting shot

[neon barn]

yeah which is why we remove it

we remove 1 part of this graph and hed be perfect

i suggest we remove his turn

[ivory marlin]

I suggest we remove intimidate, parting shot, and like only let him learn splash

[frosty herald]

the first thing to realize is that weapon blessings affect throwing knives

[rough token]

https://tenor.com/view/sanic-sonic-fast-run-walk-gif-17514382

[weak hull]

LMFAO

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1390370379184214097/1395909752189620286/togif-34.gif?width=644&height=960

[rough token]

Sick drip

[bitter ingot]

Got ya I'll look into good blessings

[median steeple]

I really don't like Uriels alt helm

[neon barn]

i suggest we remove all of sun and moon from everyones memory but keep rowlet

[median steeple]

feels too wide idk

his default is so fuckin good tho

[ivory marlin]

But lunala and becephelon

[rough token]

Real

Chainsaw man

[neon barn]

IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW THAT

[neon barn]

we can keep those 2

[frosty herald]

You can kill a crusher with throwing knives

[ivory marlin]

Ok i agree then

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-red-red-cat-evil-cat-normal-cat-gif-7123425318368299957

[rough token]

Archangel Uriel

[shadow spruce]

stinky

[rough token]

The Prime version is going to be explosive

[shadow spruce]

stinky

you get the bbw yet

[rough token]

Shower

NOW

[weak hull]

Ooo

[golden jetty]

can someone explain how to apply bleed on enemy? bleed perks for knife or Puncture blessing on pistol do not work

[weak hull]

I'm so fuckin excited for Uriel prime

But I have a while to wait

He's honestly the most fun I've had with a frame

[shadow spruce]

uriel stinky

[carmine falcon]

you just hit the enemy until stacks are applied

[shadow spruce]

(avid grind hater)

[weak hull]

Same twin

I used my favorite skill

✨ disposable income

[shadow spruce]

wermp

[rough token]

https://tenor.com/view/ankha-dance-seamless-zone-square-gif-23946951

[shadow spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1392348183438557306/freeze-2.gif

[weak hull]

That's peak

[rough token]

You hear it too, don't you?

The music

[shadow spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1488003706875154553/shutup.avif

[weak hull]

I hear something alright

[shadow spruce]

too bad

take em

shes not real

[weak hull]

Probably the blood rushing away from my brain

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/voyagr-borzoi-stare-cursed-gif-27475788

[rough token]

Okay okay 1 last frame i promise

https://tenor.com/view/pomni-the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-pomni-smug-smirk-gif-5435944016049982573

[golden jetty]

how does aura that heal corruption works? when in play with it, corruption never get down

[shadow spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1184842927004987412/caption-1-7.gif

[sterile stone]

It only heals segments that aren’t full overtaken by corruption

[tight scroll]

god I love that skin but it is a PAIN to color

[rough token]

Imagine darktide has similar coloring system

Oh nvm, less money for GW :c

[tight scroll]

I'd rather not tbh

it seems cool on the surface

but there's enough bright colors when shit gets hectic

[shadow spruce]

that would be something good for the player which FS is allergic to doing

[tight scroll]

I don't need lime green zealots as well

[rough token]

You WILL witness my full pink Arbitrator and LOVE it

[shadow spruce]

wermp

enjoy my psyker that never uses his psyker powers

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280249957722361856/1492882187588993084/tiktok_weebeffect_7479961269521419527.mp4?ex=69dcf261&is=69dba0e1&hm=10ab2ef4b0c2996c17a14977321a603a237865e4c7d5136ca0d035f51570041c&

[frosty herald]

Inb4 purple robed admech

[shadow spruce]

bad crop? bro we're gonna starve

[drowsy steppe]

good

[carmine lance]

I went suit shopping with my dad yesterday, and just because we had time to kill, we ended up walking around the mall that the store was in

This uh, culminated in me explaining hot topic and spencer’s to him

How the fuck do you explain scene kids to someone with no frame of concept of internet culture lmao

[mystic ether]

A lot of it is also music period.

[frosty herald]

if your dad is an old timer just say punks to him

thats the most understandable

[hard nexus]

scene isnt anywhere close to punk

the music and aesthetic is entirely different

and scene doesnt have nearly as much of a political basis as punk

[frosty herald]

i know that

but its like the most relatable term

or emos if he knows that one

[hard nexus]

its relatable in the way that its a sub culture

thats really it

[carmine lance]

He could understand that at least

[sterile stone]

Do scene kids even exist anymore

Thought that was relegated to the MySpace era

[carmine lance]

I still see people making stuff in that aesthetic

[exotic plaza]

damn

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/815

[sterile stone]

Fair enough I suppose, only one person I’ve seen using that aesthetic in recent years and it was some Irish chick

[carmine lance]

Wack

I do admit I am rather fond of invader zim tho

I have some hard copies of the comics

I do like that the second one has felt on it and is made to resemble gir

[long oasis]

Ive always wondered what the point of slapping on an ai generated image to mods is supposed to be

[sonic relic]

im crine

[exotic plaza]

I've been looking up new dt mod

there a mod that automatically throw knife when switching to ranged weapon like why

shit is not even hard to do

[shadow spruce]

cause actually playing the game is for suckers apparently

[exotic plaza]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/36

also i didn't know this exist for dt

was a thing in vt2

[shadow spruce]

my sword doesnt have spread

and i always ADS so

[carmine falcon]

hello sir please play the game for me

[sterile stone]

I’ve always wondered what the correlation between scene culture and invader zim is

Besides Lolz omfgz Guiz so randum

[exotic plaza]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/723

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/659

[steel crag]

Why is bro just spamming mod links

[opal star]

thank you mutant, very cool

[carmine lance]

I genuinely think that is the correlation

I will say invader zim is the only thing I’ve seen that makes it work

It’s that perfect degree of being out of left field but believable for the show’s setting

[misty nova]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6Fep2Eh9UYE?si=V4_SEB4wW8oWN4AQ

[opal star]

scout gameplay

[carmine lance]

It will always be funny to me that I know I’m having a good match as doorman when the entire enemy team is cc’ing me as much as possible

And the one time I do get outplayed, i get two people teabagging me

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

Yah

DMan is mind destroying

It's unironically his best team utility

[carmine lance]

Like I can’t even be mad, that’s funny they’re that fucking pissed

[copper hawk]

Door enough people to walker and they lose it

They will solo ult yoh and only you

In groups

And let ur team win shit they shouldn't

Like occupying them at their spawn or at blue walker by edging w death cheat at a door

So ur team can take midboss

[carmine lance]

I need to get clips from the match but even though we lost, it was one of those matches where there was a whole conversation about doorman

In all chat

You know it’s good :)

[carmine lance]

And yeah I try to utilize being public enemy number 1

[sterile stone]

Will say

Was a damn good show for what it was

Shame it got canceled

[carmine lance]

Honestly!

That show was great, at least should’ve gotten to properly finish out the 2nd season

[sterile stone]

I feel like a lot of shows deserved more attention than they do

[carmine lance]

At least we got that movie a whike ago

That was a fun one

[sterile stone]

It’s just a shame people are realizing this years after they stopped airing

[carmine lance]

TRUE

You know scavenger’s reign?

[sterile stone]

Nah

[carmine lance]

Came out in like 2023

Really amazing show, pretty sure it won awards

Fantastic piece of adult animation

It never got renewed for a second season

I think it’s on netflix but seriously watch it

It’s really something else

I watched it back when it was first coming out, when it was still only on hbo max

[sterile stone]

If it’s on Netflix I’ll give it a look

Last thing I got invested in was love death and robots

[carmine lance]

I want to watch that show

But i don’t have netflix

[sterile stone]

I’d offer up mine but I’m already sharing one account with 4 people

[carmine lance]

That is fair, though I appreciate that you’d be willing

And yeah sailing the seven seas is always a good option

[sterile stone]

Gotta stretch every dollar as much as you can

I dunno how

But our tv picked up someone’s Hulu account

No idea who it is but I mean

Not gonna say no to free Hulu

[carmine lance]

Lmfao

That’s goofy

You know what I hate about streaming services tho

The fact they can pull stuff whenever

[sterile stone]

Yeaaaaaah

[carmine lance]

I was showing my dad the venture bros a couple years ago

Hands down my all time favorite adult swim show

[sterile stone]

I binge watched IP man 1-3 on Netflix because they were pulling it April 4th

[carmine lance]

And they fucking pulled it from hbo max

Like what the fuck

[sterile stone]

Venture bros is a good pick

[carmine lance]

I need to get a box set for the show ngl

Also showed him some of harvey birdman

[sterile stone]

Space ghost was a funny one

[carmine lance]

I need to watch space ghost

It also got pulled

Speaking of space ghost tho

Old drawings i did

We love the brak show

But yeah just in general i love older adult swim

Hell look at my profile banner

Ever since I’ve been going as moffia I’ve had moth monster man as my banner lol

[ivory marlin]

I like my banner

[carmine lance]

Cement :)

[carmine lance]

Wait is your cat cement or concrete, I forget lmao

[shadow spruce]

concrete

[carmine lance]

Perhaps both, as cats are liquid, afterall

[ivory marlin]

Concrete

[carmine lance]

Concrete, got it

Cement when loafing tho

[sterile stone]

It took me getting older to somewhat like king of the hill

It’s still a meh tier show but it’s better than I remember it being

[carmine lance]

Nah that’s fair, and honestly same

When I was younger I thought it was boring as fuck lol

But as I got older I came to enjoy it

It has some good moments, and I genuinely do like Hank Hill as a role model

[carmine lance]

He may be more conservative about things, and certainly doesn’t take nonsense from people, but he genuinely does try to do the right thing whenever he can

[carmine lance]

Lmfao

[sterile stone]

I like how he’s become less rigid as he’s aged in the newer season

[sterile stone]

It’s actually insane how dude looks more like the chud wojack than the actual guy it’s based on

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392240835768090655/1492618585003262012/RDT_20260411_1611115147878732428984079.gif

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/yuta-yuta-okkotsu-rika-jujutsu-kaisen-yuta-jjk-gif-6106836881169266148

time to play more doorman

and do no damage

[solar gorge]

gl

i just tagged in and it's my last

i would've played otherwise

[median steeple]

augh

[carmine lance]

Yeah! Character growth is always nice

[carmine lance]

Hell yeah

Oh yeah, last night in ritualist 4 i carted someone playing vyper to walker in laning phase, and I was genuinely surprised that they didn’t know doorman can cart to walker from there

I figured that by ritualist 4, people would be more familiar with the nuances of the game

Though I suppose doorman is still not as common of a pick

[copper hawk]

https://fxtwitter.com/Vo_Memes/status/2043332644432154876?s=20

Vo (@Vo_Memes)

OPEN THE DOOOOOOOR

Quoting Breaking911 (@Breaking911)
︀
🚨 TERRIFYING! Moment caught on a Ring camera shows a deranged man in a long coat crashing out asking “where is your daughter?” And threatened the man on the cam that he “will end him” if he doesn’t open the door
︀︀
︀︀How would you handle this tense situation?

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FxTwitter · Apr 12, 2026, 2:17 PM

[misty nova]

Ytp is not dead

Do you understand the memes

[solar gorge]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFopg7jXUAASv7j.webp

[sterile stone]

Pub queueing lowers over all player intelligence by -5

[carmine lance]

That is true!

[ripe quest]

You can get past ritualist without knowing character mechanics, not terribly surprised

[carmine lance]

The funny thing I’ve noticed as well is that the people who keep complaining about doorman also keep falling for the same bait

[carmine lance]

How does one manage to do this

I’m familiar with just about every character’s kit, just from experience

I haven’t even touched half the roster

[ripe quest]

ranks in deadlock are kinda cooked, what the game deems as good performance can be far removed from understanding what your opponents are doing.

[carmine lance]

Ah that’s true

As doorman i kinda just focus on taking walkers but im trying to participate in skirmishes more

I do also take note of where people are on map

[sterile stone]

@gray ice https://youtube.com/shorts/1jfsjhICD98?si=Bn56rUtSmbZy1TX7

[frosty herald]

im genuinely amazed that this dude wasnt shot

[sterile stone]

Crazy what getting a gun pointed at you can do for survival instincts

[carmine lance]

TRUE

[acoustic dune]

ey moffia

hows the uh

eh...

left nut

[carmine lance]

I know it's a bit but I'm still thrown off by this lmfao

[acoustic dune]

why?

[shadow spruce]

hitler bit maybe?

[acoustic dune]

is the right ball not getting nuff love?

[carmine lance]

idk I just don't know if responding is gonna risk getting me a warning or something lmfao

[shadow spruce]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

wolp just does anything but draw stuff

smh my head

[hushed knoll]

🫢

[misty nova]

Nooooooo

My tank with down syndrome died

Rip Mr. Poo

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/i/status/2043380987258675395 per minute lmao

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Tech company Just Like Me has launched an AI Jesus avatar users can talk to for $1.99 per minute

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X · Apr 12, 2026, 5:29 PM

[sterile stone]

I’m dying bro

This uber smell like clapped ass cheeks

[hushed knoll]

[glossy nimbus]

Space latrine

[hushed knoll]

Why

[glossy nimbus]

White dude in a beard

[glossy nimbus]

Cuz people obv fucked in it

[median steeple]

I really hope enforcer is the one of the two added in the DLC

guh

[hearty nebula]

Dont talk about ur mom like that

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/meryl-streep-shut-up-yell-gif-15386483

[acoustic dune]

with how much politics i see go on this channel

prob yeah

[hearty nebula]

hopoo would never

or

gearbox now i guess

🥀

[shadow spruce]

you can just get the enforcer mod

i have no idea how accurate to source material he is but you can get it

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/michaelisveryv/status/2043180255876137081?s=20

Michael Is Very Vintage 🗽 (@michaelisveryv)

#gmod #garrysmod #source

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FxTwitter · Apr 12, 2026, 4:11 AM

the mod is good but it's just not the same

[shadow spruce]

Best we’ll probably get

on the other hand

[shadow spruce]

lore accurate argus

[opal star]

skrungly

[shadow spruce]

i dont remember downloading this guy

HUNK MOD HAS EXECUTIONS

[signal spoke]

It hard to be a dog sometimes

[opal star]

havin that dawg in me? in this economy?

[shadow spruce]

this mod is peak

[sterile stone]

Aww look at the lil chonker

[shadow spruce]

poor thang

[hollow moth]

Whats the best flamer blessings

[misty ravine]

Blaze Away + Overpressure

[plush estuary]

These silvers wont know whats gonna happen

[hexed igloo]

I like quickflame

[signal spoke]

More ainz funny moments compilation

[plush estuary]

the enemy team is reporting us for cheating

😔

[green yacht]

If you had the opportunity, would you report George W. Bush?

You can't really blame them.

[hexed igloo]

That's the biggest compliment I swear

Like man I'm stomping you so hard you genuinely think I'm walling that's crazy

[green yacht]

i dont think stomping silvers is a point of pride

[hexed igloo]

I wasn't referring to that situation in particular but sure

Go off queen

[green yacht]

dont know why that upset you

[hexed igloo]

It didn't?

[hearty nebula]

i swear these new zealot chatters have no concept of fun

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_game/status/2043203710906499410?s=20

shitpost game (@shitpost_game)

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FxTwitter · Apr 12, 2026, 5:45 AM

[hearty nebula]

shoot them all

[plush estuary]

"new"

[hearty nebula]

they have less than 800 messages

they're new

[carmine falcon]

its not about the size its about how you use it

[frosty herald]

Burger isnt new lol

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-washed-my-goat-washed-lightning-mcqueen-mcqueen-gif-13084113942314445304

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-a-king-gg-ratcord-forsen-gif-11613006515799646519

[hearty nebula]

they new

[sterile stone]

He’s not

[hearty nebula]

he new

[sterile stone]

He just hangs in other places

[carmine falcon]

bro's stuck

door stuck

[sterile stone]

Like most people do

[hearty nebula]

he new

[frosty herald]

People should invite me to side places🗣️

[hearty nebula]

no probably not

most of them are shitholes like dorn's server

[carmine falcon]

bro wants to be a side piece

[sterile stone]

Aren’t you in Dorn’s discord still

[hearty nebula]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vintage-story-yofreakman

[frosty herald]

I dont talk in there anymore

Not fun when your constantly insulted for saying anything

[hearty nebula]

just leave

lol

[sterile stone]

Breh

[carmine falcon]

how dare u commit wrong think

[sterile stone]

I mean Bam’s in there, aren’t yall cool?

[hearty nebula]

i was in there for like a total of maybe 30 minutes at most and was just shocked by the amount of genuinely scummy dogshit posts within that timeframe alone

actual maggot convention

[sterile stone]

I dunno why anyone is surprised tbh

Of course you’re gonna see the rancid side of people’s personality when they aren’t in public

[hearty nebula]

just because it's not a public space doesn't mean it's going to be a toxic shithole guaranteed

i mean it does happen w both ends of the spectrum

cuz u got hugboxes too

[sterile stone]

Banter is needed among friends

[hearty nebula]

i agree

[sterile stone]

But there’s cut off points

[hearty nebula]

but that wasn't banter

it was just people being racist/homophobic etc

lmfao

[frosty herald]

That wasnt banter tho

[sterile stone]

You never joined any vc in there have you

[plush estuary]

kITLER

[frosty herald]

Saying a single thing only to be met with 3 restarted thrown towards me

[sterile stone]

Lmao anytime I said something mean, the first retort I got was “Yeah but you’re black”

[hearty nebula]

no, and i dont have an interest to be in vc with a bunch of genuine dogshit people

[cerulean tulip]

Hey guys, any advice on how to get the "Shocking stuff" penance? Kill 40 stunned enemies in 10sec

[hearty nebula]

bring a friend who has stun nades, go to room with infinite spawns (one of the mercantile maps has one iirc)

wait for big enough horde to spawn

use flamer

[green yacht]

Its the first mercantile room, just dont explode second wall

[sterile stone]

I’d like to actually get a group of people in here together, but I’ve seen the end result of that twice, and I’d be a dumb ass to think it would work on a 3rd attempt.

[green yacht]

Dorncord was pretty awful

Which i contributed to

[hearty nebula]

the whole place just reeked of terminally online losers who haven't spoken in public for over a decade because they'd get immediately clocked in the face for it

[sterile stone]

I think the net negative in there easily was Bijou

Even when we all couldn’t get along

Somehow disdain for him and lumi was universal

[green yacht]

Dont really agree with that

[sterile stone]

I dunno when you left but it got worse

[green yacht]

It wasnt a "one person" thing

[sterile stone]

Like much much worse

[green yacht]

It was most people there

[hearty nebula]

I was invited like either right after or a week or two after Dorn got banned from here

[sterile stone]

Present company included

[green yacht]

I mean

Yes

[hearty nebula]

ya

[green yacht]

I left specifically because i realized i was being a horrible person

[hearty nebula]

it was

bad bad

[sterile stone]

I don’t hold any angst or anger towards anyone tho, it’s discord and like I tell everyone. We more than likely aren’t gonna remember one another after a year.

[green yacht]

And i needed to select who i spend time with to avoid being like that

[cerulean tulip]

thanks 🙂
Need to find a friend though

[sterile stone]

And you chose to not hang out with me

[cerulean tulip]

thanks 🙂

[sterile stone]

Heartbroken

[hearty nebula]

It's unironically the type of server that can get your account banned within the hour if one single person there decides they want to file enough reports

Just by being in there

lmfao

[sterile stone]

Yeah but it had good people in there

Like ainz

[sterile stone]

Yam

Bampu

[hearty nebula]

Keyword

"had"

[sterile stone]

Oh idk if they left or not

[hearty nebula]

Idk either but I also don't imagine any of those people are particularly active in Dorn's server

Yam is aight I don't hate u yam

[frosty herald]

Im people🥶

[sterile stone]

No not really, after bijou kinda killed the vibe of the server

[hearty nebula]

Ainz ur good too

[sterile stone]

Everyone kinda made their own side discords

As I’ve learned

[hearty nebula]

I'd assume as much

[sterile stone]

I mostly left because like, hiding within a already private discord seems sketchy

Just kick the people you don’t like out instead of being weird about it

By making side channels and hidden groups chats

Also someone in there had a message logger

Soooooo

[hearty nebula]

lol

"90% of them are dems"

Bull fucking shit

[sterile stone]

I’ve seen worse

I just can’t post it here

[hearty nebula]

I've seen worse too than what's in there but that doesn't make it any less awful

[sterile stone]

Fair enough

[plush estuary]

lmao

30 second chase

[sterile stone]

I am happy with the people I’ve met here tho

They are indeed the most ain’t shit mfs in the world

But they’re my people

And we’ve had a lot of laughs

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/falin-gif-16759280676555197630

[green yacht]

Jfk wouldve done it better

[plush estuary]

True!

[sterile stone]

@delicate shadow https://youtu.be/8iPYhnIPoh4?si=Ie7TJfiAysthguPV

[delicate shadow]

just consume evil souls, it's ez

(ofc now you run into the conundrum of punitive vs rehabilitative justice)

[sterile stone]

Prooooooblem

[shadow spruce]

thuggin

[sterile stone]

You need a innocent soul to initially become a lich

[delicate shadow]

find a consenting soul idk

[obsidian prairie]

"Hey dude mind if I obliterate the core of your being or torture you forever or smth"
"Yeah sure whatever"

[delicate shadow]

hey shit like that has happened

[sterile stone]

Using someone as a eternally suffering engine for you to basically be a god who uses corpses to help others

Honestly sounds like some shit that would be a mechanism in 40k

[obsidian prairie]

Just go find Jesus

He'd probably be down

[sterile stone]

What’s the DnD equivalent of Jesus anyway

Wait wait

Nvm

I had to think about it

You can’t use a lich to become a lich

[frosty herald]

In pillars of eternity you need to sacrifice your own soul to become a lich

[sterile stone]

So hold on then

Outside of living eternally

What’s the difference between a highly skilled necromancer

And a lich

[royal zealot]

Risk of rain 2?

[sterile stone]

Are they just not the same

[obsidian prairie]

More direct power

[frosty herald]

A lich is undead himself

[shadow spruce]

hunk mod for ror2 but yes

[royal zealot]

I thought hunk looked out of place

[obsidian prairie]

There are limits to what you can do without lichdom

[sterile stone]

Yeah but like what tho?

It seems more beneficial to not be one

[frosty herald]

Also a lich from which universe

[sterile stone]

Unless you value immortality

[sterile stone]

DnD

So think like

[obsidian prairie]

Idk its just kinda vibes based

[sterile stone]

Vecna

[obsidian prairie]

Vecna is basically a god

[frosty herald]

Most liches are believed to be powerful wizards or mages, but this is a generalization rather than a rule. One lich who lived almost a thousand years ago was a priestess of Berath who was sustained through her own rigorous devotion. Animancers have been rumored to experiment with similar concepts, but given the profession's questionable reputation, none have been willing to admit this.

[sterile stone]

I honestly to god can’t think of any other lich in DnD

[frosty herald]

Mucho texto

[obsidian prairie]

Acererak

[sterile stone]

So liches can be of any denomination

So you can say like…

Have a lich bard

[frosty herald]

In pillars of eternity

[sterile stone]

Or

[frosty herald]

Berath is the godess of death

So she can also prevent you from dying

[sterile stone]

I will look into this

[sterile stone]

Yeah but I’m focusing on like

Liches don’t have to specifically be mages or wizards

[frosty herald]

I have 0 actual knowledge on dnd

[obsidian prairie]

I was going to say idk how you know vecna but not acererak but then Stranger Things exists

[frosty herald]

But id say liches do have to be quite powerful necromancers to do the ritual

[sterile stone]

When it comes to DND knowledge

My shit is like

[obsidian prairie]

They basically do in dnd

[sterile stone]

Baldur’s Gate 3

[obsidian prairie]

Nobody else has the skillset required

[sterile stone]

Hold on then

Can you turn other people into liches with your power then

[frosty herald]

Also you need a phylactery

[sterile stone]

Or does it specifically have to be something you the person can do only to yourself

[hearty nebula]

DND lich rules & creation requirements are fucking stupid im gonna be real

[sterile stone]

Wut

[obsidian prairie]

Not against their will

Probably

[frosty herald]

Lil box so you dont die

[hearty nebula]

Like

[sterile stone]

Okay see we’re getting somewhere then

[obsidian prairie]

I haven't looked at them like ever

[hearty nebula]

There is an insane checklist of things you have to do and you are basically obligated to be a mage/wizard or something

[sterile stone]

@delicate shadow would you like to become a bard lich

[obsidian prairie]

Bards are also semi viable for solo lichdom cause of how their magic works at high level

[hearty nebula]

It's a big reason I think why I don't enjoy DND, just the way it's magic rules work are so arbitrary and case by case scenario

Whatever's rule of cool at the time and it really fucks with any actual worldbuilding you wanna do or unique characters

[sterile stone]

Aren’t most classes fundamentally magically attuned to some level outside of like barbarians and fighters

[hearty nebula]

Yes but not to the extent of like achieving lichdom if they want it

From what I remember you need to pass some pretty nutters skill checks

And insane resource cost

[sterile stone]

Wait what happens if you fail the process of becoming a lich

[hearty nebula]

Otherwise it's way too easy to achieve & upkeep and you're basically mega OP boss character for free

[sterile stone]

So you just become a braindead corpse?

[hearty nebula]

You fucking die lol

[sterile stone]

Get lich or die trying

I love it

So I’m guessing it’s a bigger pain in the ass to turn someone else into a lich than just turning yourself into one

With the main benefit being you don’t die if it fails

Wait wait wait

[hearty nebula]

A party member can just revive you after the fact, of course, but strictly speaking DND's standard ruleset you have to do a lot of objectively evil & fucked up shit to achieve lichdom in the first place

[sterile stone]

Vlakath is a lich

[hearty nebula]

So it depends on if you've alienated them or not by doing all your evil fucked up shit

[sterile stone]

Holy shit I forgot about her

[sterile stone]

What about morally grey things