zealot-class

[misty nova]

But dog.....

[olive raven]

And good news is

[sterile stone]

For those lazy days you don’t feel like brewing

[olive raven]

I have enough internet to doom scroll

[deft badge]

Depends on how much of a coffee snob you are tbh

[olive raven]

The lobby had a coffee machine

[sterile stone]

Oh wait what

Is this one of those places you need a key to use the elevator

We have those in Texas but it’s for expeeeensive apartments

[sterile stone]

Get me a few of those coffee cups

I like pouring Arizona in those

[olive raven]

And they give free soda and water

“Free”

[sterile stone]

The fuck is that thing to the right

[olive raven]

As if I don’t pay 300 a month to the hoa

[olive raven]

Dats da coffee thing

[deft badge]

Ew you have a hoa?

[olive raven]

All condos have hoas

It’s called a condo association

[sterile stone]

COA

[deft badge]

That sounds awful

[sterile stone]

Do yall have on site maintenance teams?

[olive raven]

Rlly not that bad

[olive raven]

Like same day yea

But I have the maintain stuff in my own unit cuz dats how condos work

[sterile stone]

Fooken lool

This is why I love apartments

[olive raven]

Yknow idek why I got chipotle

It’s so bad rn

[olive raven]

Yea but I actually get an investment here

Unlike shilling to land lord

[sterile stone]

Sheeeeeit

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/1980sgamer-lobotomy-meme-lobotomy-gamecube-nintendo-gamecube-gif-199861935188851405

[sterile stone]

My apartment complex is immaculate

Got a lake

Fully stocked gym

Pools

[hearty nebula]

epic

[olive raven]

Dawg Argus chill

[sterile stone]

And the shopping district/financial is attached to us

[olive raven]

Like I’m still getting over the “oh fuck I actually bought a condo”

Phase

[sterile stone]

I’m just messing with you

You’re doing what most people your age will never accomplish unless they sign their life away to Uncle Sam

And don’t eat a ied or shoot them selves

[hearty nebula]

nah not even

[sterile stone]

So consider yourself lucky

[hearty nebula]

you could get all your limbs blown off and you only get like 40% disability

im not even joking

[sterile stone]

That’s fucked

But that explains all the homeless vets out here

[hearty nebula]

you'd definitely get 100% on your mental disability though

from the trauma of, yknow

having all your limbs blown off

[hearty nebula]

i mean thats less bc they "dont get paid enough" and more because most of them blow it on stupid shit like drugs

[olive raven]

Tbh I saw a quadriplegic that took a line of coke upside down, proceeded to shoot a rifle

[sterile stone]

I am not surprised in the slightest tbh

[olive raven]

He also shot and killed someone

[sterile stone]

Old history teacher told us about how him and his buds would gamble over Vicodin

[hearty nebula]

Tracks

[sterile stone]

And they were almost always doped

[olive raven]

I will say

My fuckin washer

Is LOUD

[spare talon]

I am imagining them as someone with not even any amount of their limbs remaining so im thinking of the logistics of both firing the rifle and keeping it steady

[sterile stone]

Top or side loader?

[olive raven]

There’s video

[olive raven]

Front

[sterile stone]

Ooof

[sterile stone]

There’s a guy

No arms or legs

Just nubs

Who can load and fire a hand gun

With said nubs

[olive raven]

YEA I JUST SAID THAT ARGUS

[sterile stone]

I don’t care

[olive raven]

Well

Ig I’ll stab myself then

[hexed igloo]

Yeah there's a guy who's all nubs and he can load and fire a glock it's crazy

[spare talon]

Too bad
I am imagining them on their stomach using their asscheeks to hold the stock of the rifle above them and aim it, with the trigger right next to their mouth so they can pull it with their tongue
I refuse to believe it can be done any other way

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[olive raven]

And a rifle

[deft badge]

You guys know they make guns for disabled people right

[olive raven]

Most fucking inclusive American thing

[deft badge]

Goddamn right lol

[sterile stone]

I guess you can say they’re

ARMED and dangerous

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811

[hexed igloo]

Call me abelist but maybe if you're all nubs you should resign yourself to not being able to do certain things

Iunno if they should be making handguns you don't need hands to fire

[sterile stone]

I agree with this, but for old people driving

[deft badge]

You don't understand, it's their god given right to use a firearm

[hexed igloo]

Yeah firearm the guy don't have arms

[sterile stone]

I fully believe that no person over the age of 70 should be legally allowed to drive

Get them a driver or transportation services

[hexed igloo]

I'm similar but just have them take biannual tests

[deft badge]

Only handicap going on here is the cap they're gonna handily put in your ass

[deft badge]

I just think they should be retested more often ngl

Not every senior can't drive

[hexed igloo]

Mane idgaf if you got limbs or not if you comin at me like that I'm switching yo ass

[deft badge]

Just like 95 percent of em

[hexed igloo]

Gone have enough lead in him to make prosthetics

[sterile stone]

When you see a elderly woman swerve into the opposite lane

It puts public safety into much greater perspective

Especially when you’re witnessing it live first hand

[deft badge]

I drive all day, I'm very aware of how most old people are

[hexed igloo]

And rather than just robbing everyone over 70 of their autonomy just test em so that the ones who can be trusted r good to go

[deft badge]

Agreed

[hexed igloo]

On the other hand you shouldn't be eligible to vote if you're over 60 you ain't gone be here for the consequences

[deft badge]

Tbh

It has nothing to do with age

You should prove you aren't ill informed

[tulip gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-chen-ran-yakumo-dance-gif-6780598059890544751

[olive raven]

WHY THE GENUINE FUCK

DOES MY

DRYER AND WASHER

HAVE A FUCKING AI MODE

WHAT THE FUCK

[glossy nimbus]

holy fuck

[obsidian ore]

lmao

[glossy nimbus]

AI wash

AI Wash

[obsidian ore]

ai taking over the job of our women too :'(.

[olive raven]

Uhm?!

[glossy nimbus]

EVERYTHING

has AI in it now bro

[olive raven]

I’m conflicted on this…

[glossy nimbus]

Can't fuckin escape

[olive raven]

On one hand ai hate good

One the other, women aren’t laundry maids 😭

[obsidian ore]

is joke no misogny intended

[glossy nimbus]

on the third hand laundry aint hard to do ur just lazy asf

[olive raven]

Fr

I just toss my shit in delicate cycle and go from there

[glossy nimbus]

yop

[obsidian ore]

is kinda crazy that ai is in washing machines now tho

[deft badge]

I mean

I see no purpose to smart appliances

[obsidian ore]

I think I'll stick with my 20 year old chad machine

[twilit shard]

Its bleak

[obsidian ore]

bro didn't fail me yet

[glossy nimbus]

Ipad fridges are more wack

[deft badge]

Atp I'd pay more for an old construction appliance that just refuses to die vs it being gutted for screens

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/falin-gif-16759280676555197630

[misty nova]

Falin

[sterile stone]

Your appliances gonna butlarian jihad your ass when you sleep one day

[hexed igloo]

Yeah ai can't load a dishwasher yet yall r safe

For now

[hexed igloo]

If I get an appliance with ai in it I am lobotomizing it

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/zhakk-harn-back-guess-who-gif-2928557023347135716

my connection for the past like, more than a week less than a month has been unable to get above about 4Mb a sec

little b

[hexed igloo]

U move to nz or smth

I've never seen a number over 13/s

[zinc talon]

well hypothetically if it was me getting throttled I couldn't say my lips to god's ears I'd had no hand in it

hypothetically

but I left the proverbial phone off the hook for a good couple hours and went one by one down my saved internet anything to clear the ip address I'd had

so when the router woke up and I fired the pc up after, I'm back up to full fuckery spreading potential

also

ipconfig is a bit of a tempermental bitch nowadays

[ivory marlin]

I need to schedule my in person training for my cwc but its like a 4 hours drive to and from

[zinc talon]

used to be you told it to blank and scrub your ip and it'd forget every bit of connecting information your system had and force a full renewal from the isp

concealed...weapon.......cockatoo

whoever got this guy's name approved and pushed through should be arrested and sent back to elementary school in chains

[spare talon]

https://youtu.be/OC6JiHTnyw4?si=39cKAB6snudXxYLX

[glossy nimbus]

Better than DT trailers bruh

[sterile stone]

@gray ice ey is the firefly the new king of 3rd partying

[chrome wave]

fuck burgle

[tulip gulch]

furgle

[gray ice]

If you're fighting in the open near them like a dumbass, yes

[sterile stone]

I just watched one grill two dudes trying to run away while at the upper part of security

Then a leaper showed up

And I knew it was all over

[zinc talon]

default options for that ancient evolution monkey game ancestors

thirty fuckin frames default

https://tenor.com/view/jcvim-josephine-mcadam-no-loot-the-disrespect-disrespect-gif-21670328

[gray ice]

Their forst mistake was continuing to fight with a fireball on they bumper

[vivid bough]

the human eye can only perceive about 5 frames a second

[hexed igloo]

Your mom can only perceive about 5 thrusts per second

[vivid bough]

that does not seem like a very friendly or appropriate response to the interesting fact that i shared!

[glossy nimbus]

i have retvrned to dt

time to remind everyone I'm objectively superior

[delicate shadow]

and I need 2 million dollars

[hexed igloo]

I shared some interesting facts with your mom last night

[vivid bough]

wow!

[hexed igloo]

We went to quiz night

Gonna hit up bingo next week

But also isn't the whole thing that "the human eye can only see in 60fps" or some shit

5 is way too low to use as bait

[hearty nebula]

to give to me

yes?

[delicate shadow]

will you accept it in turkish lira?

[sterile stone]

Don we all

[hearty nebula]

i will convert it anyways

i dont need cockroach money

https://klipy.com/gifs/vintage-story-yofreakman

[delicate shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1392348183438557306/freeze-2.gif

[sterile stone]

@median steeple https://x.com/fflitzer/status/2042770969496899604?s=46&t=QYdQ_EAvOrvMITlUkVH4Gw

flitzy (@fflitzer)

X · Apr 11, 2026, 1:05 AM

[median steeple]

this whole video is insane

[sterile stone]

This is a edit

[south prism]

this is scary....

[median steeple]

yeah I know

I was talking abou the OG

it's legit insane

"open the door or else"

"I own this neighbourhood"

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-rihanna-nope-dont-you-start-gif-17928365

I have been hearing that ever since I was a kid

the human eye can only see 33 frames, that's why movies are shot in whatever stupid fps, it's comfortable

then 60fps came around and that was too much

and on and on

I still hear it

so I bought an I kid you not 575mhz 500 FAST refresh rate display

[sterile stone]

Was there ever an explanation as to why he had that freak out

[zinc talon]

go on, tell me the eye can't percieve the differencve between 525 and 540 mhz

[hearty nebula]

Don't think so

[zinc talon]

who's the idiot now, dad

[sterile stone]

Or was this just mental illness at work

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-door-gun-gif-11296021

oh my god it loops

you absolute sadist

went lookin for the gif and had to suffer that like ten more timse

[median steeple]

no idea

[hearty nebula]

Even if you couldn't "see" it your brain can definitely detect the difference still because it's more of a "How fast does this thing respond to chaotic scenes & input" deal in the first place

Like even if for some god forsaken reason your eyes could only percieve like 30fps you would still be able to detect & benefit from going higher

[sterile stone]

Guess it’s gonna be one of those great mysteries

Also

Fun little tid bit I learned from my buddy in corrections

If the law mishandles anyone deemed mentally unfit incorrectly

They can get severely fucked for that

[lunar fable]

@heady rapids fat fuck

[zinc talon]

I will see your unpleasantness

and raise you one

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[sterile stone]

I’m gonna take a bid and say brother isn’t fully there mentally

[median steeple]

probably

as funny as the video is

I hope he gets help

[glossy nimbus]

fym hes a detective vro

wizard detective

[hexed igloo]

I mean

It technically can because the eye doesn't really work like that but the difference isn't really visible

[zinc talon]

I meant it as a bit

[hexed igloo]

Or wait you said mhz

[zinc talon]

I have no doubt that's too much

yeah, refresh rate

540

[hexed igloo]

Isn't that just hz

I may be stupid

[zinc talon]

it's the speed you set your desktop refresh to

yeah hz is refresh is

same number different accent

[hexed igloo]

I see very cool

[zinc talon]

prolly not, I betcha so much of that upper limit is wasted

and to get a card to go that fast, fuff

[hexed igloo]

I'm in the boat of I don't care what fps I get long as it's over 40 kekw

[zinc talon]

but I wanna get something simple I can just blast fps on and go 200, 220, 240

til I legit can't tell, it just goes on the same

upper limit of my sight I guess

[hexed igloo]

Dude my main monitor caps at 60 and my second monitor (for discord and youtube) is 144

[zinc talon]

I didn't even think it was possible much less already on the market

[glossy nimbus]

this mans may have dumb fuk disease

[zinc talon]

and it was close to christmas, so

[hexed igloo]

My 60hz monitor is bigger

[glossy nimbus]

60hz

:(

[hexed igloo]

And the 144hz one can rotate on its mount so it's convenient to have sideways

[hexed igloo]

I literally do not care as long as I'm over 30fps

[zinc talon]

that hurts, not tryna attack

[hexed igloo]

No my setup is so scuffed people think it's ragebait

[zinc talon]

every time I've bumped up the fps with a better display it's been like, taking off the oxygen training mask when you're runnign

that's always a fun day

goin from 60 to 144 was like seeing in xrays or something

[zinc talon]

no shame in it man some of the shit from that era is durable

[hexed igloo]

It's a nice difference but not necessary for mr

[zinc talon]

people wake up one day and realize their display's old enough to drive and their mouse is old enough to drink

[hexed igloo]

Dude I got my main monitor in like 2018 for $40usd

[zinc talon]

oh I'm fully on the team of send my fps to the moon

cuz each extra rendered frame is more information for your brain to process and react, and more quickly too

[hexed igloo]

I'm rolling with a ryzen5 3600, 28gb ram, hard drives, and a fuckin special edition 6900xt

[zinc talon]

the unconscious math that tells you whether to split dodge or snap off a bullshit tier shot

you you don't notice a single difference except hur hur smooooooo

but man your brain is doin backflisp

[hexed igloo]

My case has no drive bays so my 2 hdds are free floating down around near my psu

Cheap ass 128gb sata ssd for os

[south prism]

game's gorgeous

[zinc talon]

hey man pretty soon those pieces are gonna start appreciating in value as vintage kit

some tv I have in the attic is like, the model of models to have if you want to play competetive

[obsidian prairie]

I actually read a few of these thats hilarious

[zinc talon]

.......old school street fighter

[hexed igloo]

Crts got crazy refresh rate thi

[zinc talon]

cuz it's some plasma model that was only there for a year and its construction means it can't leak yada yada

needless to say somebody who's top ten in the world for blanca or osmethin is like indiana jones for this shit

but it sucks

it's a shit tv

but not to those idiots, so

[hexed igloo]

Why do people marry people they hate just had a couple walk past the store having a genuine name-calling argument over getting Chinese food

[sterile stone]

Dude tweaked out a lil too hard and ended up a meme

[zinc talon]

cuz the opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference

[sterile stone]

The edits came rolling out damn near instantly

[obsidian prairie]

Breaking in is breaking character though

[zinc talon]

hate is the same kind of fixation but for destructive reasons

[obsidian prairie]

Entering someone's home without permission is hell for wizards

[sterile stone]

Wait

Wizards are like vampires?

[hexed igloo]

I thought it was fine for wizards not good for vamps and faeries

I could see a warlock not being able to enter unpermissed but a regular old wizard?

[zinc talon]

it's the same fixation loop but fed by spite and anger instead of laughter and orgasms

[obsidian prairie]

Its magic in general as per that writers world

[zinc talon]

people that hate someone can't get em outta their head

the ones that divorce are the ones that actually are indifferent

not fun stuff honestely

[obsidian prairie]

It doesn't stop them, it makes magic harder as per Jim Butcher's system

[zinc talon]

which

I gotta say, I've been alt tabbed in this ancestors game for an hour doin other things and chattin and the like, bongo drums and sticks banging together they have for the soundtrack is a fuckin vibe

music's been goin the whole time and I just now noticed it was up

dunno what that says about me

[hexed igloo]

Who Jim butcher

[obsidian prairie]

The author who writes harry dresden

[hexed igloo]

Who's Harry dresden

[obsidian prairie]

This idiot

[hexed igloo]

Argus?

[obsidian prairie]

The post dipshit

[hexed igloo]

I'm assuming that's Argus pictured

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-40k-dreadnaught-gif-3420657561926638876

the guy in the looping clip of earr-pe is harry dresden I Think

shit like that doesn't happen down here unless he's already there to kill whoever's home action movie style

get yourself shot through the door

[vivid bough]

i didnt even know they tried to market numbers that high

i thought like, 144 was the cutoff of 'okay anything above this is obviously silly and there are about twenty hardware limitations in the way of making it actually happen'

[hexed igloo]

You'll find plenty of people that absolutely swear that they can see the difference between 600 and 650

[vivid bough]

i won't find any of those people because i dont use reddit sorry

[glossy nimbus]

If this guy promptly ate lead after all that shit I wouldn't feel bad ngl

[hexed igloo]

Like if you have any kind of common sense anything over 144 is meaningless

[vivid bough]

mfw i have a 144 monitor but i limit everything to 30fps anyway

[chad emoji]

[hexed igloo]

Like sure there's visual improvements but realistically your reaction time isn't even close to enough to make a difference upwards of 60hz

[glossy nimbus]

Hey how does havoc work again

[vivid bough]

for pvp shooters i will go to 60

[glossy nimbus]

Like ur havoc rank can't decay if you attempt right

[vivid bough]

but uuuhhhh i havent played any of those since they let fucking tf2 die a decade ago.

[hexed igloo]

I turn vsync on and call it a day

[vivid bough]

so that is kind of irrelevant.

[glossy nimbus]

Ya mean titan fall rite

[vivid bough]

prepare to be fired into the sun

[hexed igloo]

I got to gold 3 of r6siege at a firm 30fps and minimum 300ms ping

[glossy nimbus]

I wouldn't say tf2 is dead

[vivid bough]

the more pvp shooters i tried to get into the more i realized they are all inferior to arcade shooters like team fortress.

theres no nuance, theres no skill ceiling beyond twitch aim, its all just mindgames and latency dickmeasuring.

[hexed igloo]

The more pvp games I got into the more I realize they're mogged by minecraft

[vivid bough]

a waste of time when i could play something fun instead

[hexed igloo]

Minecraft genuinely framemogs every game ever made

[vivid bough]

i would because i watched it die slowly in front of me

[glossy nimbus]

Idk

The bots are gone

[vivid bough]

entire sections of community driven servers blown off the face of the earth by waves of bots

[hexed igloo]

Are we talking team fortress or titanfall it wasn't clarified

[vivid bough]

it isnt enough to fix the problem years and years later

[glossy nimbus]

And i still have loads of fun in community servers

[vivid bough]

the people i played with already left

[glossy nimbus]

Zamn

[vivid bough]

i'm happy that you have fun with it but i dont think i could go back, is all.

[glossy nimbus]

You need to play on furry tf2 servers

[vivid bough]

ahah.

[glossy nimbus]

[vivid bough]

ha.

[glossy nimbus]

Oooo play on furry tf2 servers ooo

Who put that rarity reaction

[vivid bough]

it could have been anyone!

[glossy nimbus]

But yea my fun is mainly had in a furry community servers and jailbreak

Jailbreak is HILARIOUS

[vivid bough]

that is fair

i was always a bit of a purist in retrospect

[glossy nimbus]

8k hours in this game

Nothing will outdo tf2

In hours for me

[vivid bough]

i am surprised to see that you have me ||slightly|| beaten in that respect

[glossy nimbus]

Lmfao

[hexed igloo]

How do yall even get that many hours I'm ngl

[vivid bough]

well maybe i shouldnt be surprised

[glossy nimbus]

Also Im still dogshit

[vivid bough]

after all i kinda stopped touching the game, uuhhhh

[glossy nimbus]

I played it all day

[vivid bough]

fuck, like 4 or 5 years ago now

[glossy nimbus]

And like

Its kind of a social space for me

💀

[vivid bough]

it was my only evening hobby after work for several years.

go to work, get off around 5, play tf2 until... probably 5 in the morning, go to work
nap during lunch

[hexed igloo]

Like the highest playtime I have is burnout paradise, at 3k bc I played it religiously for like 5 years since it was the only game i had, and I forgot and left it running overnight a bunch

[vivid bough]

it was extremely unhealthy

[glossy nimbus]

Idk just chilling in tf2 was such a vibe

Was never a game I ever felt burnt out in

Cuz its where I chill. Like. I love the game sm

[vivid bough]

but if you joined a public turbine server between 2016 and 2020 you might have run into a demoman with a funny chemical formula name who had 9 dominations and i enjoyed bullying children off of the game forever because i was a bit of a prick like that
i still am, but i was back then, too

[glossy nimbus]

One of my community favorite maps are Osen Forever

You can find it on steam workshop

[sterile stone]

I’ve posted what I look like

A few times

[hexed igloo]

You've said that a bunch yet I haven't seen it

In my brain you look like the nerd emoji with the bigass glasses

[vivid bough]

grok, generate whatever this person looks like based on that analysis.

[hexed igloo]

Grok, oil him up and put him in a gold satin bikini

[sterile stone]

You dead ass can just use the search feature dude

And check media

[vivid bough]

cw sloppa
hmmmm very moe very cutesy very demure

[hexed igloo]

Man that's so much work just to see some ugly ass discordian

[rough galleon]

🤓

there you go

[sterile stone]

Wild

[vivid bough]

wait was there a server rule about gorkslop here, i feel like that is common now

[sterile stone]

I can’t be phased by a creature who hides their face but judges looks

[vivid bough]

you cannot be fazed

[hexed igloo]

I hide my face because I don't want my face on discord kek I got no stress abt my looks

[vivid bough]

this is one of those weird words but apparently its a pretty defined border for once!

who would have thought faze is a word and not just a weird counterstrike montage clan thing.

[rough galleon]

frankly i think more strangers on the internet should have my likeness and personal information

[vivid bough]

wow he's literally me.

[hexed igloo]

Post yourself naked holding your balls in left hand and your SSN in the right

Something something the most exposed you could possibly be

[rough galleon]

jokes on you i don't have social security and my balls don't work properly

[hexed igloo]

Many such cases

Happens to the best of us brother no shame in going to the doctor for it

[rough galleon]

why would the doctor give me a social security number

[void bison]

do they work dastardly

[hexed igloo]

Because you need it?

Doctors do most things

[rough galleon]

yeah in a week ya boi's jism is gonna be literally toxic

[vivid bough]

this is a very risque line of conversation!

[hexed igloo]

The nurgle special

[void bison]

uranium implant

[vivid bough]

what if i began to discuss the finer points of heavy sword zealot

[rough galleon]

nah no radiation this time it's just chemo

[hexed igloo]

Call my tackle the Beast of Nurgle the way it spit corrupting slime

[vivid bough]

and why it is bad and you should never do it because any other weapon exists

[sterile stone]

The numbers on the funny plastic square your parents have in their wallet

[full nebula]

You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it

[hexed igloo]

Sorry but all you'll get is like $14 from a debit card because my mother is broke as hell and don't got a credit

[sterile stone]

That last few dollars going to a pack of cigs

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-dynamite-rex-karate-gif-12901452

[hexed igloo]

Yea literally lmao

[sterile stone]

Actually

$14 for a pack of cigs is diabolical

Bro get a new addiction at that point

[hexed igloo]

Oh my sweet summer child you don't know

[full nebula]

i pay 70 dollars a gram for weed from my local guy he gives me a really good deal

knocks 30 bucks off

[rough galleon]

oh man, i can't wait to go and buy the cheapest pack of 20s in an australian tobacconist

oh look it's rapidly approaching $40

[hexed igloo]

The cigs I used to smoke were about $25 for a pack of 20 in 2020, they were cheap ones too

The same pack is now $34, so close to 25ish usd

[full nebula]

this message brought to you by fuck nicotine gang

[rough galleon]

when i worked at a servo about 80% of the smokes we sold were people coming in and asking for the cheapest 20s

[hexed igloo]

Ain't it more expensive for you guys (I'm nz)

[full nebula]

20 dollar pack of cigs

worth

[rough galleon]

i think we're both dogshit for alcohol and tobacco prices

[full nebula]

doesn't even taste good

at least vapes taste like candy amirite

[hexed igloo]

We just have everyone coming to ask for the "$20 chinese cigarettes" and then spewing vitriol when I say we don't sell smokes

[misty nova]

I disagree

Refuses to elaborate further
Leaves

[hexed igloo]

Mine is just plain ass mint

[sterile stone]

A pack of Marlboro reds in Texas are like

[full nebula]

rip get regulated

[rough galleon]

get menthols

[sterile stone]

$10 and some change

[full nebula]

the states still has every flavor the entice kids with

[hexed igloo]

Nah it's not regulated or anything I just like these ones

[full nebula]

they need to be regulated

[hexed igloo]

You can still get em in every flavor under the sun

[vivid bough]

good
disagreement is the spice of opinion having

[full nebula]

shady chinese e cigarettes with questionable oil

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah for sure lmao

[sterile stone]

That’s probably pcp laced then

[hearty nebula]

sloppa posting... in my zealot chat...

chat can we skin laiter

[full nebula]

thats what all of these brands are that sell in local vape shops and whatnot

gas stations

[hexed igloo]

They're heavier regulated here compared to the US, so you can't really get the shady chinese ones unless you're getting the $4 dispos sold illegally

[full nebula]

the us has no regulation basically

[rough galleon]

@hexed igloooh yeah they banned flavoured tobacco here a year ago too, so no more menthol or pop filters

[full nebula]

theres waaaaaaay more regulation around tobacco products

[vivid bough]

too late i have already plagiarized you into a charming chatbot that agrees with everything i say

[hexed igloo]

Unfortunate but to be fair most menthol cigs taste like death

[sterile stone]

We still have menthol and spearmint vapes at gas stations

[hearty nebula]

i know that it's outright banned in the art channel, otherwise you would have to ask a warden

[sterile stone]

But all that shit like

[vivid bough]

gubGPT, how do we solve the middle east crisis?

[sterile stone]

Fruity tootsie banana smoothie got banned

[hexed igloo]

Give them a fuckton of weed

[full nebula]

thats where it came from tho

they just aint chill like that

[vivid bough]

brother do you know where hashish-

thanks

[hexed igloo]

Hotbox the entire country

[full nebula]

needs it

[hearty nebula]

nuke jerusalem and washington dc

[void bison]

clearly fucking evil

[vivid bough]

that's crazy! and very politically charged!

[hexed igloo]

Gotta manage the dose just right tho if you use too much they'll all get scared and paranoid and it'll get so much worse

[hearty nebula]

https://giphy.com/gifs/israel-netanyahu-benjamin-Pk3ljzIDb4R0j3zpMU

[void bison]

I didn't read the above message I was just stating it

[vivid bough]

eternally incensed that neoliberals somehow managed to whitewash antisemitism.

[hearty nebula]

i did not know yog was a supporter of netenyahu...

[full nebula]

anyone ever see those videos where they literally waste a pound of weed by lighting and blowing it with a leafblower or some shit

[vivid bough]

i mean, net positive, i suppose, but even still.

[full nebula]

bro tryna hotbox the outside world

[vivid bough]

it's the principle of the thing.

[hexed igloo]

That was so many lmao it was happening everywhere

[hearty nebula]

yea

[hexed igloo]

Like dude at least set up a tent

[hearty nebula]

but i mostly only look at those every once in a blue moon to read the comments

[void bison]

probably really trash weed

[hearty nebula]

because its soy rage on both ends

[hexed igloo]

It's all stems

[full nebula]

you know thats good weed, hurts my soul because of all the doodoo around me

[sterile stone]

Best video out there is the guy who has a acid sheet bleed through his pants and into his skin

Dude was tripping for days

[full nebula]

fuck at

[hearty nebula]

true

[vivid bough]

all weed kills braincells and smells like shit, sorry to say.

dont drugs, kids.

[hearty nebula]

who cares

[hexed igloo]

He didn't have a ziplock or smth

[hearty nebula]

your brain is full of plastic anyways

[full nebula]

alright buddy, learn the appreciate the smell of skunk anus

[vivid bough]

i care, because i like being smarter than other people!

[hearty nebula]

get over it

[sterile stone]

Good thing you regen new brain cells daily

🤌

[void bison]

weed kills less braincells than rawdogging the state of the world in 2026

[hearty nebula]

actually, you stop getting new braincells in your like late 20's

[hexed igloo]

In my uneducated opinion it's fine til you're cutting it with tobacco

[vivid bough]

i have never met a critical-minded stoner

[hexed igloo]

And yknow using it in moderation

[sterile stone]

I am smort

[hexed igloo]

Alright smart guy whats 4x2

[hearty nebula]

also this is just flat out not true

[sterile stone]

Moderation is the key to everything to be fair

[sterile stone]

6

[vivid bough]

The trick is to talk to your neighbors instead of psyop actors over the internet, i've found.

[hexed igloo]

Shit u are smart

[hearty nebula]

it can prohibit growth in younger brains & form chronic usage habits

but it does not kill braincells or destroy neuron pathways

[vivid bough]

a plant cannot be evil
but overuse can easily spiral into a terrible hole of inertia

[full nebula]

It definitely hinders development if people use it too young

[hexed igloo]

"Weed does not kill braincells" chuds when I hit them in the head with a brick of weed

[hearty nebula]

it can just in general

[sterile stone]

That can apply to anything tbh

[hearty nebula]

i know some folks who just cannot self moderate whatsoever

[vivid bough]

this is medical fact yes

[full nebula]

thats true but its even worse for you when your brain is continuing to develop

[hearty nebula]

aye

[sterile stone]

Shit the best case example is in the early 2000s where people were talking about video game addiction

[hexed igloo]

I actually say thistles are pretty fuckin evil

[full nebula]

i know you guys are all young but im 30 and i started smoking in my 20s lol

[hearty nebula]

like i look at people who do some form of consuming THC every day and I'm just like

"How do you function"

[vivid bough]

coming up on you fast. 💨

[hearty nebula]

Because I know if I take it I'm just like out for the day and can't do shit

[full nebula]

same as any drug basically, you build a tolerance

[sterile stone]

I feel this way about alcoholics

[hexed igloo]

Same way people putting back half a handle of vodka every morning function

[hearty nebula]

Which is literally the reason I only take it like once or twice a month at most

xd

[full nebula]

some people also just get used to doing everything zonked

[vivid bough]

well, i dont enjoy being around those people because everyone else can tell.

[sterile stone]

I can’t fathom how people need to be sloshed out their mind to be productive members of society

[hearty nebula]

i mean outright smoking yeah ur gonna smell like shit

[full nebula]

nobody likes being around anyone doing drugs unless they're also doing them lol

[hexed igloo]

I genuinely don't give a fuck if you smoke weed as long as you don't reek

That's my only gripe

[hearty nebula]

but edibles harder to tell unless you're just fuckin suckin in their breath

could just be zoinked in general atp

[full nebula]

people who act wildy different when stoned aren't the type of people who should be in a social scenario like that anyway

i just get worse at darktide

bad timing

[vivid bough]

i get better at darktide but we lose for some reason!!

[hexed igloo]

I just go lay down and pass the fuck out

[vivid bough]

maybe because i'm dying all the time.

[hearty nebula]

agreed

[full nebula]

see a lot of people hyperfocus, but for me it causes noise and I have to think more, less muscle memory working

[vivid bough]

and also i dont get stoned i'm just bad at video games.

[hexed igloo]

I have weed like once every few months and 2 puffs from a joint puts me out like a light

[hearty nebula]

if you "can't function" without alcohol/weed/whatever the hell in terms of just like non-prescription drugs

you don't "need" weed/alcohol to function

you need to fucking go to therapy

[sterile stone]

Yeah but that half empty case of beer you bought yesterday

Yah fucking drunkard

[hexed igloo]

I haven't bought alcohol since like feb

[sterile stone]

Month and a half ago

[hexed igloo]

Actually further back than that

I think it was sometime November actually I got conflated

[full nebula]

Years ago when I was hanging with friends and smoking a lot of weed, one of my friends would get zonked like every time. Bro would be asleep like 45 minutes after taking fat bong rips

[hexed igloo]

I received a bottlenof rum for my birthday

[hearty nebula]

im glad that im not a mega asshole still when im high or drunk, i think i'd kus if i was

[hexed igloo]

If I'm at a function and drinking i start out the day when I arrive by telling anyone who has weed to not offer it to me under any circumstances

[hearty nebula]

but being mean is fun too so i dont like being high too often

[sterile stone]

See someone understands

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1492584825419468870/siema.gif

[hexed igloo]

If I'm drunk I'll take whatever the fuck you offer me, and weed in particular when I'm drunk fucks me up in minutes I'm stuck somewhere retching until I pass out

[sterile stone]

I can’t see why people even bother with that

[full nebula]

Not sure why but its really hard for thinks to knock me out. Sometimes if I get too drunk I'll get sleepy and want to go to bed, but nothing really puts me out usually.

[sterile stone]

Being drunk is like

Gross

[hexed igloo]

It's only weed that does it for me

[hearty nebula]

depends on what you mean by drunk

[sterile stone]

Idk man, something about. It having the mental facilities to control your behavior just seems gross to me

[hearty nebula]

like blackout belligerent drunk?

[full nebula]

Alcohol and being drunk is fun, but its like any drug and you have to regulate yourself. Pacing is really important

[hexed igloo]

Being at the point of a bit wobbly is ideal if you get much further then it hecomes not fun

[full nebula]

Depends how drunk you are

[hearty nebula]

aye

if ur young and mostly around young people drinking then

yeah

most of them will suck at self moderation

[vivid bough]

imagine needing alcohol to be funny.

[sterile stone]

Be real tho, how many people are responsible enough to know when to cut off

[full nebula]

depends how experienced you are being drunk as well

[hearty nebula]

or not know how to reign their act in whatsoever while drunk

[hearty nebula]

^

[sterile stone]

By that point they’re stumbling and slurring their words

[vivid bough]

i like alcohol, but i'm funny all the time!

[hearty nebula]

i mean im probably not the best judge because like

im only 26

[vivid bough]

i plan to get shithoused on a pirate ship cruise in about three weeks.

[full nebula]

For me I can get pretty fucked up, and still go cook dinner, wash dishes, take a shower then go to bed

[sterile stone]

Perfect age to be drafted

[vivid bough]

at a uuhhhh, horse rescue charity convention.

[sterile stone]

Look at em

[hearty nebula]

but i can pretty confidently pack away my booze without being completely useless or an asshole

[vivid bough]

itll be fun i'm sure!

friendship!!

[hearty nebula]

do they draft trans people now

[vivid bough]

probably.

[sterile stone]

I think they do?

[vivid bough]

it's very on again off again.

[hearty nebula]

i thought they tried expelling all the trans people from the military a few years back

[hexed igloo]

Anyone over 25

[hearty nebula]

at least in the USA

[vivid bough]

i had no complaints but they were sleepy all the time.

[sterile stone]

I coulda swore if anything people in congress are trying their ass off to stop trans people from joining

[full nebula]

Pacing and I guess portion control for lack of a better term, are really the biggest things for alcohol. Not too much and not too quickly.

[hearty nebula]

HRT typically does that to a person

[vivid bough]

dunno the story there but it had no impact on my own efforts

[hexed igloo]

If I've been drinking a beer a night for the week before the function I can pack up an abhorrent amount and be tipsy the whole time, but if it's my first drink in a while I reaaaally gotta take it slow

[hearty nebula]

or at least estrogen does

idk what testosterone does

[sterile stone]

Balds you

[vivid bough]

no you had it right the first time.

[sterile stone]

I forgot who

[hearty nebula]

truth nuke

[sterile stone]

I think it was Clav

But he’s been shooting up test

And his hairline is patchy and fucked

[hearty nebula]

i think men should start taking estrogen alongside that agent that prohibits breast growth

[hexed igloo]

Mate he's been shooting up everything

[hearty nebula]

i could do with more men who have fat asses and luscious hair

[vivid bough]

sure, but i just wish everything wasnt so culturally poisonous nowadays.

[sterile stone]

Go marry a baseball player

[hearty nebula]

ew no

[full nebula]

Yeah tolerance is a thing too, goes down if you're not drinking regularly. Happens with any drug really, why a lot of people OD. Also sometimes people end up getting alcohol poisoning because they continue drinking after they're already fucked up.

[sterile stone]

That’s literally what you want

[hearty nebula]

anything but a sportsman

[sterile stone]

You just described baseball players

[full nebula]

make baseball great again

[hearty nebula]

i'd rather date a convicted murderer

[vivid bough]

how can i not be no more than a passive listener to any random barroom conversation when the 'common political stance' is increasingly radical and contentious

[full nebula]

i need every guy on the field to be chuggin whiskey before the game

[sterile stone]

Baseball is one of those sports that’s more interesting to watch on tv than in person ime

[vivid bough]

it's harder to talk to people every day when listening remains so, so easy.

but the blood must flow, apparently.

never mind that it's the blood of the people who live next door.

[hearty nebula]

bc thats just the state of the world

[full nebula]

I've been to a couple baseball games, some basketball games, football...

[vivid bough]

well, that's fucked, and i don't think we should let it be so.

[full nebula]

basketball is the best probably

things actually happening

[sterile stone]

Nah nah

[full nebula]

i dont really care about sports

[sterile stone]

Arena football was fun

[vivid bough]

i love sports!

[full nebula]

the experience was fun though

[hearty nebula]

yeah guess what people have been saying for the last like however many millenia of human history, and look how that turns out

because if it's not my utopia, i dont want it, and i'll kill to try and get it

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/usnkrs-lebron-james-gif-14736438340199709056

I got to see _ a couple times in the early 2000s

[vivid bough]

competition between earnest hearts and well-trained bodies is one of the truest expressions of the human spirit. even if they insist on throwing funny little balls around sometimes instead of beating one another to death as the Lord intended

[full nebula]

I used to live in ohio

[hexed igloo]

I always found sports to be the most boring shit ever to watch

[sterile stone]

Golf

[vivid bough]

it's one of those things that's a lot more fun when you're doing it.

[hexed igloo]

Golf, baseball, basketball, it's all the same to me man

[full nebula]

yeah I was never much for them personally. I got brought as a kid because parents/family were all fans of the local teams

[vivid bough]

like wrestling, a layman will look in and be like 'well they're just hugging each other, where's the nuance?!'

[full nebula]

helps that the basketball team was on fire during that period

[vivid bough]

but the mindgames run deep!

[hexed igloo]

The nuance is the gay sex

I don't know what flag that is

[sterile stone]

Bro watching two buff men in latex shorts slam each other into the ground

[hearty nebula]

idk i dont hate sports but generally speaking, i dont enjoy being around folks who have an overt infatuation with it

[full nebula]

turkish?

[hexed igloo]

Lucky I was boutta embarrass myself

[full nebula]

i just throw shit at the wall crash or burn

[hexed igloo]

Based

[vivid bough]

since apparently the mods here dont have any issue with ribald content i will post this apropos of nothing

[hexed igloo]

So you, getting your dick punched off is worse than 9/11?

[full nebula]

not my spare penis

reminds me of that tragedy...

[hexed igloo]

A second fist has hit my penis

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/george-bush-george-w-bush-george-walker-bush-george-bush-gif-4763846221746003914

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/redshell-cringing-gif-622516373741229123

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/now-watch-this-drive-gif-25121927

[vivid bough]

yes?

[hearty nebula]

provided ur not being outwardly racist/homophobic/transphobic or being super political (though it is frowned upon regardless) they dont really give a shit unless someone gets pissy and pings

but atp you'd just have to be a right asshole for the stuff that gets talked about in here usually

lol

at which point

deserved

[vivid bough]

i hate all of those things!

especially politics!

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/tel-aviv-scared-gif-12016261994639247623

[vivid bough]

what can i say i just dont care for homophobia.

[vivid bough]

its the turkish flag

probably anyway

[sterile stone]

Big Yahu is watching

[hearty nebula]

using yellow bananas for banana bread...

kill them

[full nebula]

true

i prefer purple ones

[vivid bough]

explain-

what

what other bananers are there if not yellow

if not yellow!

i have never even gazed upon a purple bananer.

[full nebula]

unripened ones

[vivid bough]

well thats just improper.

you have to let them sit.

[hearty nebula]

ur suppose to do it like ur grandma

[vivid bough]

This is elementary common sense.

[hearty nebula]

and put them in the freezer for a month

[sterile stone]

Purple carrots

[hearty nebula]

until they turn brown

[vivid bough]

that's even worse it's FRUIT

what fuckwad puts fruit in a freezer

unless it's berries i guess.

[full nebula]

eggplants

[vivid bough]

those aren't real.

[hearty nebula]

its SPECIFICALLY for making banana bread

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncing-gesture-courage-courage-the-cowardly-dog-crouching-then-standing-eggplant-costume-gif-17267115973385992797

[sterile stone]

Wait til you find out about ube

[vivid bough]

they made them up for an emoji.

[hearty nebula]

bc it lets them ripen further w/o spoiling

[full nebula]

purple sweet taters

[vivid bough]

Why even bother!

[hearty nebula]

bc yummier?

[vivid bough]

it tastes like banana bread anyway!

[hearty nebula]

dumbass

[vivid bough]

See, this is why i'm a misogynist.

[hearty nebula]

its for SPORT

[full nebula]

SHUT UP BITCH MAKE ME BANANA BREAD

[vivid bough]

[full nebula]

for the love of the game

[hearty nebula]

DIDNT YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM RINDA KARNAK

THERES NO FLAVOUR WITHOUT SPORT!!!!

[vivid bough]

i learned to parry a lot i guess.

'oh it's like armored core!!!'

[hearty nebula]

My phone spelled sport as squirt first

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-pee-cat-pee-funny-lmfao-gif-14727908981812019274

[vivid bough]

(I haven't played armored core.)

[hearty nebula]

armored core is zero% parrying and all dodging

because there are no i-frames

[vivid bough]

then i will adjust my earlier statement to 'oh its like literally all fromsoft games where you memorize a pattern and incorporate no skill at all into your gameplay!'

[hearty nebula]

no

[full nebula]

darktide can be all dodging too tbh, you don't really need to block

you still should

because good habits

lol

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-duel-casual-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-gif-27578061

[hexed igloo]

Learning movesets is a crutch

[vivid bough]

as opposed to fucking what, going by vibes?

[full nebula]

spamming light attacks

[vivid bough]

'oh they have a really pointy helmet, i better dodge earlier than normal.'

[vivid bough]

i guess.

[hearty nebula]

i think if you tried to make an average souls game player try to figure out overboosting in armored core their brain would explode

[full nebula]

I could figure it out

[hearty nebula]

or is it quickboosting

idr

[vivid bough]

i tanked through most of the first dark souls without realizing there were dodges besides fat rolls.

[hearty nebula]

ive become dog with dementia

[vivid bough]

i died a LOT

[hearty nebula]

we know

[vivid bough]

but i fucking pulled it off!!!

and then looked at the internet and removed all my armor and breezed through the rest of the game but still!

it is a minor point of pride.

[hexed igloo]

You should be firsttrying every boss sub5min broken longsword +0 no armor no estus

[full nebula]

i'm like a le epic god gamer and I play hard games like souls and farttide

[sterile stone]

Lords of the fallen, bucket only challenge no death

[full nebula]

i used rivers of blood my entire elden ring playthrough, it was hard

[hearty nebula]

god i fucking hate elden ring

[vivid bough]

sorry none of those words are in the Qu'ran.

[hearty nebula]

dont even get my dumbass started

[hexed igloo]

I beat er with about 15vig straight fth str build

[full nebula]

ds3 i got to this point, I literally had ran through the game 25 times.

[hexed igloo]

60 of each almost nothing in anything else

[full nebula]

i fought dancer at like level 20-30

[vivid bough]

hmm hmmmmmmm.

does anyone want to play a cozy casual auric with me.!!! !

at this very moment!

i could be persuaded into joining a funny voice call room in this server!

[hexed igloo]

I did 2 or 3 runs but I could boot it up today and get to twin princes deathless

[vivid bough]

and we would have a jolly time.

[full nebula]

maelstrom?

[vivid bough]

i am open to the idea!

[hearty nebula]

maybe once my tea is done

and if i dont get distracted

[vivid bough]

but i am also, sadly, kind of bad at video games.

[full nebula]

i haven't played any souls games for a couple years now, I'm probably rust afff

[vivid bough]

and also very drunk.

[full nebula]

last I played was elden ring before the dlc lol

[hearty nebula]

we know

[hexed igloo]

Ion get rusty for some reason my souls skills get better when aged

[full nebula]

depends honestly, once you do something so much you get muscle memory.

[hearty nebula]

same but also elden ring was the game to make me realize i just dont like soulsborne games

so it has that going for it at least

[full nebula]

I'd probably get into the swing again once i knocked the rust off

hehe

[hexed igloo]

I tried to play sekiro and got hardstuck at the Shinobi hunter

Came back 4 years later and blitzed to divine severance ending in sub20hr

[full nebula]

elden ring is a little too vast imo, ds3 is actually my favorite

[vivid bough]

hmm myes perfect for my tinfoil psyop autism...

[hearty nebula]

i did all the endings and only came away feeling "meh" about it at best

[full nebula]

yep

[hearty nebula]

stink team 37

its stinky bc ur in it

[hexed igloo]

Ds3 is my baby it was my first souls

[vivid bough]

i have to finish this mechwarrior mission but then i will join in there.

[full nebula]

I hadn't played ds3 for a few years, but when I jumped to elden ring I was back into my pvp brain even after a couple days playing

[vivid bough]

and sit there in total silence being sad that noone joined me :cc,

[full nebula]

ds2 was my first, I put probably 1200 hours in that game

ds3 I probably have like 2k overall

[hexed igloo]

You mean you don't like empty field #47

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-nice-bite-lip-amazing-ungh-gif-15649426

[full nebula]

i liked elden ring, I like the build variety and I like how many dungeons there are, most of them are good quality. But overall yeah its a bit too large, it just keeps going and going in certain areas that feel like they should have been wrapped up

i get thats part of the appeal but it can be too much

[vivid bough]

i only really played much of elden because a deeply autistic friend of mine kept trying to drag me into it.

and i like em a lot.

[hexed igloo]

Souls being open world is such a slog because it's fasttravel sim to begin with, without the open world

Soulslikes are better as linear games imo

[hearty nebula]

did you really just come in here to post a big download list of ai models and expect any sort of reaction other than vitriol

piss on him immediately

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-pee-cat-pee-funny-lmfao-gif-14727908981812019274

[sterile stone]

Ngl the exploration part is kinda nice

[hexed igloo]

Oh cool a 20 minute detour for a fucking cookbook

[full nebula]

come, someone play maelstrom so I can steal all of your kills with braindead psyker

[zinc talon]

no, I finally got unthrottled after spendin gmost of the afternoon beating my equipment with a rubber hammer

[hexed igloo]

The only cookbooks in er that are worth anything is for sleep pots and perfume

[zinc talon]

I'm happy about the thoroughput, what it's moving is much less the sugar in the tea

[sterile stone]

You haven’t enjoyed the journey of adventure with another and it shows

[hearty nebula]

id agree if it didnt come at the expense of actually interesting level design which is the only thing i actually liked about the souls games

[full nebula]

honestly for me I barely ever used consumables in souls games

bombs and whatnot, stamina things

[zinc talon]

I never use em

[hexed igloo]

Adventure and it's an empty field

[full nebula]

i did a lot of pvp

[zinc talon]

beat the game with exactly as many health potions as I found along the way

[full nebula]

so bombs and throwing knives came in handy sometimes

[hexed igloo]

Only consumable I pop is estus

[zinc talon]

I'm looking forward to outward 2 for this reason

[hexed igloo]

Outward mentioned RAAAAAH it's so dogshitpeak

[zinc talon]

the original was just enough of a weird fish to foster exactly that

yeah game wasn't great

but you got to adventure at least

gave more of that je ne se quais than a lot of other better titles

[hexed igloo]

It's so shitty but so good at the same time

[full nebula]

bombs were good for baiting people into parries, they'd often roll toward you and try to poke

[zinc talon]

you said it better yeah

[full nebula]

throwing knives were helpful too, so many times fighting some you get them to literally 5-10 hp, and they run

[hexed igloo]

It's so fucking hard to do anything in outward until you start using consumables that buff your weaposn and then it's super fucking easy to kill shit

[full nebula]

and you have no ranged ability with strength

[zinc talon]

yeah there's one or two little tricksies that's built into the mechanics and code plain as day

[hexed igloo]

A little magic grease on the sword does fucking wonders

[zinc talon]

like...potions to increasie enchantment to make better gear to increase your alchemy to make better potions to increase your

from skyrim

[hexed igloo]

Oh man I never made gear I just bought that shit

Never figured out magic neither

[zinc talon]

I made it a personal point to figure out every ingredient's 4 qualities

right as I got so sick of alchemy I never tyouched it again

did that like, ten times

[tawny sage]

When Remnant 3

[hexed igloo]

Magic in games like this tend to be so weird that you're way better off just grabbing a hatchet and shield

[zinc talon]

dude idk what it was about the original

but the sequal did not feel it

I beat remnant 1 like, five times, and hard quit remnant 2 at the first boss

[hexed igloo]

I liked remnant 2 I like that they made archetypes mean something

[zinc talon]

idk maybe I changed

[hexed igloo]

More build options

[tawny sage]

Remnant 2 has some really cool stuff

[full nebula]

I haven't playeds either of the remnant games, big considered 2 but never tried it

[tawny sage]

I miss my Devastator crossbow from 1 tho

[zinc talon]

yeah remnant 1 was fuckin half baked in a lot of ways on its mechanics and gear and repeat playthroughszx

[hexed igloo]

I had a very comedic build that allowed me to completely facetank the final boss

[zinc talon]

but it was just weird enough to keep you from noticing the sun was coming up

[tawny sage]

Worth it, especially with a buddy or 2

[zinc talon]

remnant 2 I got maybe an hour in, to the first lil city and the next dark area beyond that wher eyou discover The Thing

[hexed igloo]

Yeah if you have bro to do your run with it's peak

Solo it's alright I guess

[tawny sage]

You’re missing out ngl

[hearty nebula]

remnant 2 was fun, but i did it fully coop with a friend

so that was probably a big factor

[tawny sage]

The worlds in 2 are pretty awesome

[zinc talon]

found that first boss that stays in the air and tries to knock you off that weird series of raised platforms

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah he's a fucker

[zinc talon]

ykknow I'm just so burnt on games that do like, one of the Three Fucking Things You Don't Fucking Do with regards to controls

[hexed igloo]

Very crash bandicoot of you remnant

[hearty nebula]

i dont think i would have enjoyed it as much without coop, but even despite that i dont think its a bad game

[zinc talon]

separating aim down sight and melee block for instance

I almost quit sm2 over that

[hearty nebula]

SM2 is incredibly lacking mechanically

[hexed igloo]

If block is some bs like x I'm uninstalling immediately

[zinc talon]

red dessert has some fuckin infuriating problems with keys overlapping weird cuz the individual commands have their own override priority

[tawny sage]

SM2’s biggest issue for me is all the loading screens and shitty lobby system

[zinc talon]

so if block is on right mouse, and any other command uses a combo of right mouse + whatever

block will override the bound combo command

[hearty nebula]

the lobby is whatever

oh you're on playstation that explains it

owned

[tawny sage]

I just want to play Heavy, but the low difficulties have so few people that I get kicked off heavy a lot

So lots of loading screens

[zinc talon]

yeah but man when you get in there andf find your rythm

[hexed igloo]

I been considering giving sm2 another try I really didn't like it at first

[tawny sage]

It’s ok

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-titus-space-marine2-chainsword-ultramarines-warhammer40000-gif-25493765

[hexed igloo]

Saw a clip of a guy running heavy with the bigass flamer and it made me want to

[hearty nebula]

i just host

i never join on others in games like this

[zinc talon]

I haven't met anyone who doesn't like the new class

[hearty nebula]

bc pubs are fucking morons

[zinc talon]

watch someone come in here like the koolaid man to correct me

[glossy nimbus]

@delicate shadow criticism is welcome

I put ALL of my effort into this

[hexed igloo]

I hate the new class

[hearty nebula]

give him bigger boobs

and make him turkish

[glossy nimbus]

Woah now

[zinc talon]

his chest hair and nipples almost make a second mustachio'd face

you should complete the look

[glossy nimbus]

I can't do that im afraid

[hearty nebula]

understandable

[glossy nimbus]

I know LMFAO

[hearty nebula]

i don't want to look at giant cockroaches either

[delicate shadow]

incredible

[zinc talon]

but yeah space marine 2 really is a game that got like, no man's sky'd

engoodened

[tawny sage]

I was tempted to go back for the new voice pack and then found out it was half assed anyways

[zinc talon]

they pulled almost all of the jank out of the controls with respect to delays and getting caught dead to rights even though you pressed the key in time

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-my-reaction-honest-reaction-turkiye-turkish-gif-26917885

[zinc talon]

(latency notwithstanding)

[glossy nimbus]

that stache though

[zinc talon]

ironically one of the best parts for me at least, is the fact every single fight has a non zero chance of you just getting strung up and suckerpunch finessed by like, two of the same enemy

if they get a bad timing pattern on you it's lights out or all but, every fight

[delicate shadow]

I can grow something similar if I want to lmao

[zinc talon]

70% it's what you do to them

but it's always there

[delicate shadow]

my partner fucking hates it though lmao

...which is fair, it's a bit of a sensory nightmare once it gets past a certain length

[glossy nimbus]

we talking sm2 or dt

[zinc talon]

do you own a sabre? that set of walrus tusks demands you know the ability to open champagne bottles with a dress sabre for your leige lord or lady

in a pith helmet

[glossy nimbus]

dt is too much on the eyes

[hearty nebula]

https://klipy.com/gifs/roach-11

🇹🇷 !!! TURKEY #1 !!! TURKISH RADAR !!! TURKEY #1 !!! 🇹🇷

[glossy nimbus]

roach rotate

[delicate shadow]

I do not own a sabre atm, though the dad-in-law has a Danish military replica sabre