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zinc talon
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(I've never seen the show)

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hi drunk, I'm ma'am would you please step out of the car

glossy nimbus
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no detonates my fart bomb fest

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aka

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i ripped hardass

calm salmon
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RWBY isn't something I'd suggest to someone tbf

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and I doubt you'd jive with it, being a big ol texan man anyway

glossy nimbus
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rwby is the shitty 3d anime fighting shit right

calm salmon
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more of a "coming of age" story for teenage girls

glossy nimbus
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okri are you 40 years old yes or no

calm salmon
zinc talon
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oh no I left netflix hanging picking up the phone or something and it started the hype movie

calm salmon
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Its just the first three seasons that are pretty bad

glossy nimbus
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UHEQIWHRFIWUEH

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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IT GETS BETTER MFS

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JUST WATCH 3 SEASONS

calm salmon
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And considering season 1-2 is like 10 minute episodes

glossy nimbus
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

calm salmon
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it's a 3 hour investment to get past seasons 1-3

zinc talon
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oh that's not impossible

glossy nimbus
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I was LITERALLY about to make that joke

zinc talon
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they still dip[ped into the umpteen brazilian twelve minute episodes huh

calm salmon
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It was made in 2006 or something

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as a youtube series

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so yeah, 10-12 minute webisodes

zinc talon
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ah, some anime series from back in the day would do like, 24 or 36 twelve minute episodes

calm salmon
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Doesn't become a fully fledged show until season 3

zinc talon
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serieses

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serees?

calm salmon
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series

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its both singular and plural

glossy nimbus
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siri

zinc talon
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SHOWS

calm salmon
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context clues my goodman

zinc talon
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it reads like it's mispelled

calm salmon
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That Texan education showing through

zinc talon
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like how it's not octopii, it's octopuses

calm salmon
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good thing you're rich

zinc talon
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like, actually taxonomically octopuses

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no it isn't.

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if that's the way it's officially spelled the n the official spelling is wrong

calm salmon
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also, wouldn't it be octopi

zinc talon
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yeah it hasn't been the worst thing so far I guess

calm salmon
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ii is a long e

zinc talon
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it's like walruses apparently

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and not walrii

glossy nimbus
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walrus :3

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walriii

calm salmon
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I like seals more

glossy nimbus
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like wallee

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but walriii

calm salmon
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ar ar ar ar ar

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seals :3

zinc talon
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I would totally pack bond with a walrus if they weren't such bullying gigantic shits

glossy nimbus
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look

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ur in the

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vifeo gsme

zinc talon
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like if a football player could continue playing football after the game ended with no consequences

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that's a walrus

glossy nimbus
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transgender is in balatro

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yay

zinc talon
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the...card game?

calm salmon
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I've also never played balatro

glossy nimbus
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get on balatro

zinc talon
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I mean awesome and all but what/how did they manage the tie in

calm salmon
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these are my next two adventures

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been awhile since I've played them

zinc talon
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yeah I have both those on the list

calm salmon
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Stoneshard just got a big update

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no idea what the fuck is going on with quasimorph

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half their discord is in russian

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so it's kinda hard to navigate

zinc talon
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I'm still milking ostranauts for the last bits of its precious fluids

calm salmon
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and their subreddit is dead-dead

zinc talon
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vital, vital fluids

glossy nimbus
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russian?

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more likr

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russian

calm salmon
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-1

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bad joke

glossy nimbus
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Ahem

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russian.

zinc talon
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more like rushin to get another shot in me

glossy nimbus
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I WILL make

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the same joke again

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and none of you can stop me

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I want sushi

zinc talon
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you are in luck, because despite taxes and andy dick being in the world we also have uber eats

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and actually, lemme tell yall

calm salmon
zinc talon
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grocery store sushi

glossy nimbus
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eat sushi

zinc talon
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that's the play right there

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cuz they already get all the meat and ingredients raw as their course of business

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so it's right on hand like right then right then

calm salmon
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I have a butcher shop like 10 minutes from my house

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I need to figure out what fish they serve

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if they have salmon, I might try to make something fishy

glossy nimbus
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oh nice so that means you can eat raw meat!

calm salmon
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maybe

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rice and chicken is economical though

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and I don't have a lot of spare cash

glossy nimbus
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its so talented

calm salmon
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I've also never played ultrakill

glossy nimbus
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why

calm salmon
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Uh

zinc talon
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same

calm salmon
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I don't have adhd

glossy nimbus
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did you check

calm salmon
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It's too adhd for me

zinc talon
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I already had my pockets full of stuff I was enjoying so I maybe heard the name twice

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the second time being tonight

calm salmon
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Doom Eternal made me tap out

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and Ultrakill is Doom Eternal on crack

calm salmon
glossy nimbus
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dropped doom eternal cuz early gaemplay suck

calm salmon
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just crippling depression

glossy nimbus
zinc talon
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sunlight and water

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those are your needs

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you are a houseplant with more complicated emotions

calm salmon
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While that would help

glossy nimbus
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what I need are adderall

calm salmon
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The lack of brain chemicals is a stark problem

zinc talon
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yeah

calm salmon
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that pills solve but the US won't let me have

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damn you money based economy

zinc talon
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I've had to check in with the doc when mine dipped lower than smiling more would correct

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thankfully a couple months on and I was+

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able to stop

calm salmon
zinc talon
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honestly yeah

calm salmon
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I used to be able to stare at a loading screen for 3 hours while a game installed off a disk in a drive

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now I alt-tab to reddit or discord with any amount of downtime

glossy nimbus
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why on reddit

zinc talon
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multimonitors should come with a stern sentence or two about what it does to your ability to sit still and not eternally breaking off of what you weren't doing to not do something else

glossy nimbus
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ive always been unable to sit still

zinc talon
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it's called executive dysfunction

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...disease syndrome SICK

glossy nimbus
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its also

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adhd

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:3

calm salmon
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yeah I used to be able to read 3 books in a week KEKW_ogryn

zinc talon
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not that I would suggest you act on it

calm salmon
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Now I get bored in 2 hours and go do something else for a bit

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but, considering it's two hours

zinc talon
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but I found just wonderful results with magic mushroom supplements

calm salmon
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I'm well ahead of the curve if I do have adhd(I do not)

zinc talon
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reset my brain chemistry both on seasonal/major depression as well as stopping me from being a twitchy lil zero attention span person

glossy nimbus
twilit shard
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How do you check

glossy nimbus
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check brain

zinc talon
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talking to a doctor.

twilit shard
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I'm not doing that

zinc talon
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and not self-diagnosing <- then please for the love of god don't do this

calm salmon
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I did learn Prozak and I don't get along well though

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that was far as I went on that journey though

glossy nimbus
calm salmon
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felt like I was manic all the time

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barely in control

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weird feeling, very marijuana like

zinc talon
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if it's bad enough you're having to say out loud 'I'm not going to the doctor' It's likely past the point at which you need to see a doctor

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not attacking or anything

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I've just been on that side of it

calm salmon
twilit shard
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I'd be more inclined to talk to doctors if it didn't take 5-6 months to schedule anything

zinc talon
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another thing that really helped me personally was practicing and gittingudden at thought-stopping

calm salmon
twilit shard
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I had to wait like 6 months to get a Dermatologist and almost a whole year to get an endo

zinc talon
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you'd be surprised how much energy near-to-constant circular thinking takes to keep up

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and oyu feel silly as hell the first time or two you stamp your feet and stop your train of thought

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but it gets easier and easier to the point it can't even take over or even bug ya

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and you'll never sleep better

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that one, I recommend you try

calm salmon
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Now you sound like a tibetan buddhist guru that steals money from rich people who pretend to be poor by living in a common house for a month

zinc talon
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the double life is exciting for sure

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and you foiled my dastardly plan

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I'm the tenth doctor that's always disgreeing with the other 9 on toothpaste and shoe inserts

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I live for the chaos

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ooh and cutting out social media

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quality of life vastly improved

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and that's not me saying that, that's uncle Ted speaking through me

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who would win, main character or stick

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break stick, now have two stick

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stick win everytime

calm salmon
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I'd probably do better without access to r/popular and r/all

zinc talon
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I've even given reddit up except as a go to for internetty or gamey answers

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haven't felt like there's been actual discorse there since they went public

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and they pulled some shit around then cuz they were goin public

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so eh, the only real thing I've lost are the memes

twilit shard
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Reddit has always just been 4 tech advice every now and then for me

zinc talon
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even the memes really dried up too

twilit shard
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All social media now kinda sucks ass

misty ravine
zinc talon
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everything always had a political or social or something angle

twilit shard
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All I use is Twitter to follow artists I like

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And YT

zinc talon
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so the memes died because everyone looking at them stopped being funny

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tragic

glossy nimbus
zinc talon
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naw

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truth

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and what was that other failed one they tried too

calm salmon
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It's nothing like that for me

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I just like talking about the games I'm playing

zinc talon
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I feel it

calm salmon
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discord communities are largely hit or miss

zinc talon
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yeah was about to say, for that I have this

calm salmon
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they get cliquey and what not, and it can be an absolute chore to navigate unsocialized animals

zinc talon
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cuz this discord is a weird fish

twilit shard
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Yea

zinc talon
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a rare and unique and albino baboon

twilit shard
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Most public servers I've joined is like 3 ppl talking to each other and then just ignoring everyone else

calm salmon
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I do that here KEKW_ogryn

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but usually only to questions I don't know

zinc talon
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you take your sabbaticals

faint vapor
calm salmon
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Otherwise I'll stop what I'm doing to inform someone

faint vapor
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even the DRG one is very "controlled" to put it lightly

twilit shard
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Ppl be asking for gameplay tips and I only ever use stuff that looks cool

zinc talon
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well, gear and builds aside

calm salmon
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This new fatmangus build on zealot confuses me though

zinc talon
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people have to have something to sweat all over each other about

twilit shard
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Idk shit about what's effective lol

calm salmon
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I have no idea what people are talking about so I just talk around their questions

zinc talon
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but I think the nature of the game lends itself to that in chat here

faint vapor
zinc talon
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it's not me vs you, it's us vs the problem

zinc talon
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and the whole game is set up like that

twilit shard
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I mean yeah I don't care enough to learn tbh

faint vapor
zinc talon
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I think that makes for a chummier chat

calm salmon
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My account got compromised and they took me back after like 2 years of hiatus because the mod team remembered who I was

twilit shard
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I don't rlly play this game all that much anymore since the Arbites update

calm salmon
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despite hitting their "big red button - ban and don't let back" channel

faint vapor
zinc talon
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I wonder sometimes what the mordhau or league of legends or fortnite official discords are like

faint vapor
zinc talon
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day to day, for the people that go and stay there

calm salmon
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Oh yeah, I don't begrudge them for having it KEKW_ogryn

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tis be a good solution to spammers

zinc talon
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and then I remember lovecraft wrote cthulhu as a warning not a story

twilit shard
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League has an official discord?

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Tf

zinc talon
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and those places are the cesspool under the sea

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fuck it I'm joining one

misty ravine
zinc talon
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yeah, unsure but, I presumed

twilit shard
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Sad but true...

calm salmon
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Good people there though

twilit shard
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I miss dedicated forums

calm salmon
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They're kind of rude, but only to people who come in thinking they know better than the mod team

zinc talon
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I keep meaniung to join the helldivers official

calm salmon
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It's amazing how far rationality will take you with computer nerds

misty ravine
twilit shard
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Helldiver's chat goes so fast I don't even bother lol

faint vapor
zinc talon
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I could keep those idiots entertained for weeks on the number and volume of clips I've made

twilit shard
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Ur mssg gets buried in like 2 seconds

calm salmon
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I have 0 minutes of vanilla battletech under my belt KEKW_ogryn

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and 1700 hours of roguetech

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or something like that

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yeah, damn near

zinc talon
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there's just like, nothing to do in the helldivers official that I could think of except for maybe new/newish players finding their feet

calm salmon
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Helldivers discord is a shitshow

faint vapor
calm salmon
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it's actually worthless

twilit shard
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I remember getting Battletech cause I thought it was Mechwarrior

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Now I'm actually playing Mechwarrior

calm salmon
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Go get Mechwarrior 4: Mercenaries

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its abandonware

faint vapor
# calm salmon

lol, reminds me of the Starsector and RImworld discords where people have started just assuming people have certain mods

calm salmon
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I highly suggest it

zinc talon
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the only reason I could think of would be to drop clips of especially fucky or chucklefucky fighting

twilit shard
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4 is also titled Mercenaries?

glossy nimbus
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corn bread

zinc talon
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uh

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dont think so hold pokleas

faint vapor
zinc talon
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this fuckin cat

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I swear

calm salmon
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You also get the best Solaris Announcer

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god he's so good

twilit shard
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I'll check it out after I play through 5 some more

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Glory to House Steiner

calm salmon
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I'm a whoever pays the most kinda gal

zinc talon
calm salmon
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but mostly house davion

calm salmon
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won't find it on steam

twilit shard
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Megathread moment

zinc talon
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oh see I misesd that cuz I was diggin through the store

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I retract my confused but conversastionally appropriate looking up meme

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sos apropos nothing

faint vapor
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oh speaking of steam, Gravekeeper is free on steam to pick up if you're into comfy grinding games similar(vaguely) to Stardew

zinc talon
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crimson desert has been mostly excellent

calm salmon
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It looks fun, but alas, I cannae afford it

zinc talon
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if you turn your brain off to any semblance of a cohesive story

calm salmon
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It definitely seems more like an imsim

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than a uh

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"game"

calm salmon
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Which is fine tbf

twilit shard
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I don't know anything about it honestly

calm salmon
twilit shard
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Besides the clips I've seen of it online

zinc talon
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it's the single player sequel to black desert online

twilit shard
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I thought it looked like Black Desert

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Ah

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So I was right lol

zinc talon
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and if that strikes you as odd, fantastic, you're gonna be right at home wit hthe story

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other than that though

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any system they needed, like combat or inventory or horses or or or or

twilit shard
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I wasn't a big fan of Black Deserts gameplay so it probably won't be for me

zinc talon
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they wrote a love letter to the best game that's had it so far and built it at least the same, or better

faint vapor
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it's probably like Horizon Zero Dawn where you just ignore the story and shoot everything that moves

calm salmon
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I've never played bdo

faint vapor
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big dinosaur with laser machineguns vs my fucking bow

calm salmon
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HZD is a game I just can't bring myself to complete

dim valley
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can you get just a flesh wound in expeditions

calm salmon
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it's got a 7 hour story padded by 8 hours of grinding

zinc talon
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everything to do with a horse is red dead 2 to the socks

calm salmon
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and I just. . . can't

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it's so boring

zinc talon
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combat is lilbit witcher 3, lilbit shadow of war

faint vapor
zinc talon
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but it's quick and nasty and has what feels like EXACTLY the amount of needed pause for when you like, connect with an attack

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or get hit yourself

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that momentary lil slowdown where your gamepad would rumble once circle no more

calm salmon
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gamepad rumble?

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I'm too pc for that

zinc talon
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fortunately

calm salmon
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(My ps4 controller rumble rarely works in games)

zinc talon
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I haven't felt like I've needed one

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except to stuff with glitter and mail to their offices

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for how shittily they ported your keyboard imputs and whatnot

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they went the way of space marine 2 and separated aiming down sights with blocking with a melee weapon

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and put heavy attack on right mouse by default

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that's like, minus twenty points for me right there

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but, you can combo any two keys

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so e and right mouse, f and left mouse

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z and x

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except, some actions always override that, like block will win the fight against any other command if it uses a combo inccluding the block key

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all this makes for an incredibly janky setup if you don't just bend the knee and take defaults from the start

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some commands overlap too

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like, they've separated swapping to the bow from it being an actual weapon

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and made a command for 'swaptobow'

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and then a SEPARATE aim key for bow

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there are I think four aim keys

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other than having to fight your inputs one by one til you're comfortable with where everything is

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and learn the quicks, like the key to pull out your fishing pole is the same as your bow better not have one or the other already

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once you're past that it's easily the best put together big world rpg on day one I've played in like a decadew

wraith halo
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@sterile stone

heady rapids
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that one looks cool

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I have it in go

signal spoke
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Him looking at the camera just for the bit KEKW_ogryn

heady rapids
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@visual stream did the pressure dev actually kill himself

signal spoke
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Roblox game Devs when comes to not do anything absolutely unhinged

narrow mauve
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tourist typa shi

heady rapids
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@solar gorge

twin wagon
frosty herald
twin wagon
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I rather watch the 40k musical again

narrow mauve
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was the musical any good

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i only saw bits of it because i cant stand theatre unfortunately

twin wagon
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I mean the april fools was pretty good

narrow mauve
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like watching a witch getting burned on a stake

hearty nebula
narrow mauve
glossy nimbus
twin wagon
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Sleepy Danger Noodle

narrow mauve
glossy nimbus
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trampled to death

zinc talon
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they lose their footing or get carried off their feet and when it's that thick, nobody could even help you if they tried

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they'd gety pulled under too

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oh dag flabbit I replied to the wrong

zinc talon
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cuz every one of those sticks was connected to a pair of hands doing it, it was groupthink

narrow mauve
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is this what orwell was trying to warn us about

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uhh muh doublethink

zinc talon
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crowds like that will maul you to death then never think about it again

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seein the same people day after day who also did it

twin wagon
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Sheeple.
Coomsoomers.

zinc talon
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crowds are dangerous

zinc talon
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well said

twin wagon
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People go to Black Friday Sales thinking it's fully save, bring their children with themstaregryn

hearty nebula
zinc talon
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and then there's those people

twin wagon
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As if last year things didn't happen

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People forgor so quickly

zinc talon
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that go to walmart on black friday

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but it was never about the tv, was it

narrow mauve
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thank god black friday isn't as big of a deal here in europe

zinc talon
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honestly I'm more and more in love with delivery services coming online for just about anything you could ever need

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cuz then I don't have to go to walmarts anymore

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ubereats is a godsend

narrow mauve
twin wagon
narrow mauve
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food delivery is good

zinc talon
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man I dunno what we're gonna do with them

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I guess I meant grocery service, really

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when I can get my toilet paper and my tbone steaks without having to do anything but open the front door

hearty nebula
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my hatred of capitalism grows each and every day

zinc talon
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it's a terrible way to do things, except for all the other options

hearty nebula
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our "grocery stores" aren't where you buy groceries

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you can fucking buy anything in them + groceries

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its insane

zinc talon
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I think AI's gonna really bring the floor up and ceiling down on at least addressing structural scarcities and goods flow

misty ravine
hearty nebula
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like the smallest section in almost any grocery store in the USA? is the food produce sections

zinc talon
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supertankers go thisway instead of that way, you hit the same ports on less fuel type stuff

hearty nebula
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its crazy

zinc talon
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buried in the data

hearty nebula
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i hate it

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the first time i went to an aldis was just like "Wait things can be actually good?"

twilit shard
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AI can't even figure out 2 lane roads so I wouldn't hold my breath

narrow mauve
zinc talon
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oh food deserts are the leading cause of the initial spike in crime that signals an area is on its way out

narrow mauve
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like,

hearty nebula
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Like let me put it into perspective of how fucking evil grocery stores here are like walmart etc

zinc talon
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and de-regentrifyicating

narrow mauve
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theres a lot of independent small stores for specific things

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brand stores are somewhat uncommon outside of shopping plazas

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which are usually in the middle of cities anyways

zinc talon
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well, the amazons and walmarts have gutted that section of the economy

hearty nebula
narrow mauve
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its not like the US where you have to conduct a 2 hour drive to get to the nearest megamall (exaggurating for comedic effect)

zinc talon
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the mom and pop store has all but disappeared except in the like rural rural places

hearty nebula
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for most people who don't live in metros

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it's a 30 minute drive, minimum

misty ravine
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I was about to say, the small town grocery store is the mom and pop store's final stand

narrow mauve
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fucking hell
fuck Ford for turning the US into the car centric dystopia it is

hearty nebula
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before i moved, it was literally 40 minutes minimum to get groceries

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and that isnt round trip

narrow mauve
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and his buddies, but mostly Ford

hearty nebula
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that is 40 minutes there

zinc talon
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yeah that's not too off the mark for a lot of just the square mileage of texas

hearty nebula
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40 minutes back

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not counting time actually in the store

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actual slog

twilit shard
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I'm lucky I only have to drive 25 mins

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Depending on traffic

zinc talon
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places that've been there, gonna be there, nobody's ever gonna move in for a hundred years cuz that's how long it'll take the cities to grow outwards

narrow mauve
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i can walk because the nearest tesco is like 5 minutes away

zinc talon
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places like telephone, texas and hello, texas

hearty nebula
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anywho brb

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bardin leveling time

zinc talon
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still got mom n pops there

narrow mauve
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like everywhere you have like 5-10 minutes to a grocery store

twilit shard
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Well

narrow mauve
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either something big like a Lidl or a Tesco or something independent

twilit shard
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Every 5-10 mins u can get to a liquor store

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Which is arguably better than the grocery store anyways

narrow mauve
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prohibition lasted well

narrow mauve
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hi malarkey

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im not gviing you any malarkey......

zinc talon
misty ravine
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Got people nowadays unironically defending prohibition

drowsy steppe
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helo serga

zinc talon
narrow mauve
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i love every store selling cigs and chewing nicotine

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assuredly that doesnt have anything to do with the fact that everyone above the age of 9 seems to either smoke vape or chew

twilit shard
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Its crazy weed is still illegal in some states lmao

zinc talon
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you can still get it from any store that carries it, if it's a drink

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or a gummy

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but weed weed? devil's lettuce

drowsy steppe
hearty nebula
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i hate the other classes

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they suck and people who play them should feel bad

zinc talon
zinc talon
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the rest as speedy offtank spear handmaiden

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somebody has to go stand in front of em to stop em from stabbin yall

misty ravine
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Most of mine were ||Shade||

twin wagon
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Elf in the match?

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SIGMAR BLESS THIS SHOT

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Elf took ammo when Kruber needs it?
DEAD NOT ALIVE

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Comically one shotting the elf, I miss friendly fire

misty ravine
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But then how will we just casually spam AOEs everywhere

hearty nebula
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hope u get mental assistance soon

narrow mauve
narrow mauve
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need

oak marsh
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the plush shelf

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(i have more not on the shelf)

glossy nimbus
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can I have the scolipede

oak marsh
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u can get them from https://palsplushies.com/ #ad #sponsored #notactuallysponsored

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(i think its just a storefront for plushie sellers)

hexed igloo
#

Jin ramen review

The soup is decent, not as flavorful as shin, but a good level of spicy, bite but not enough to kill your taste

The noodles themselves? Immaculate, silky, thick, chewy

Rating - 8/10 if you like spicy instant ramen cop if you see

narrow mauve
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with a scoliopede

obsidian prairie
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All of you are terrible

hearty nebula
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im perfect

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anything u percieve as me having a flaw is just u being stinky stupidhead

narrow mauve
glossy nimbus
lament night
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So whats the deal guys? Came back after update and my zealot is a mess, what's your blitz? Lay out your builds for me, I'm running duelling sword revolver still

obsidian prairie
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Guide in pins here and also in vet chat

dim valley
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i'm a big fan of fatmangus

glossy nimbus
stray summit
glossy nimbus
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Fs

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drop

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the

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update

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I need a reason toplay

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this game

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๐Ÿ™

hearty nebula
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otherwise

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stinky doodoo

glossy nimbus
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ranged only vets should be hunted

hearty nebula
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vt2

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not darktide

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dumdum

glossy nimbus
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their opinion is off the table

lament night
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Love the zealot discord giving props to the vet

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What a world

hearty nebula
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again

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vt2

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not darktide

stray summit
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Vermintide 2

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goobers

glossy nimbus
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Kill all

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ranged only

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vets

obsidian prairie
hearty nebula
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ranged only is quite frankly impossible in vt2 unless ur playing like sienna or some bullshit

obsidian prairie
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And spends waaaayyyy too much effort on this

stray summit
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Ranger Vet

hearty nebula
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also yeah path is goated so just accept it as is

glossy nimbus
hearty nebula
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except for melee blessings/perks

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he still needs to fix those

glossy nimbus
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path killed my family

hearty nebula
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no that was me

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they annoyed me

glossy nimbus
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stabs you

hearty nebula
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no

heady rapids
hearty nebula
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imagine getting scared of a creature literally like 1/5th ur side bc it made a cute noise

undone pewter
frosty herald
drifting prawn
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Is there any mental illness to justify using the Heavy Sword?

undone pewter
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Hive scoom

copper hawk
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Isnt it like

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Cool now

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W silly combos

frosty herald
oak marsh
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2 single target weapons

hearty nebula
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or basic comprehension of healthy build

oak marsh
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i mean i do hyperspecific builds but like

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i try and always have a safe backup weapon

graceful bane
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does anyone know the armor type of the lieutenants and captains? ive gotten 4 different answers so far

hearty nebula
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depends iirc

dim valley
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flak body carapace head iirc

heady rapids
hearty nebula
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just checked

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the answer is that it depends

dim valley
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huh, scab captains have flak heads

narrow mauve
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is this a threat

hearty nebula
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yes

hearty nebula
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or some other variety of robotic/cyborg freak

dim valley
hearty nebula
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karnak twins are extra weird

narrow mauve
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actually just a horrific amalgamation of flesh and steel borne of a desire for eternal life

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and godhood more or less

hearty nebula
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extra extra weird

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bc they're not even actually identical

hearty nebula
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tell them i said they're gross for suggesting that and they should feel bad

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thanks

dim valley
# hearty nebula

i mean the only damage zones that really matter are torso for backstab and head

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wait what's this game's body part for dot? main?

hearty nebula
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wym

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DoT damage always goes to base armor type iirc

dim valley
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doesn't darktide use a specific body part that the dot gets applied to

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for the armor reasons

hearty nebula
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no its just whatever the main healthpool is dictated to be

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if fatshark wanted to be funny they could have a boss that is fully covered in carapace armor but the base armor type is unyielding just to troll anyone who isn't a psyker

dim valley
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gameslantern has a center mass body part listed

zinc talon
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I am really enjoying the new mindless masses planet invasions

hearty nebula
zinc talon
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the las cannon in open terrain is just

heady rapids
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it's base armor

hearty nebula
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because they will not adopt commonly used terminology that is everywhere else

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dogs

zinc talon
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they're swedish or norwegian or finnish or something

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it's about what you expect

hearty nebula
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tracks yeah

graceful bane
river willow
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the major difference is the twin version has like that dash

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iirc

frosty herald
graceful bane
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i just need to know whats covering their heads

frosty herald
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The chest is cara so core should be cara too

zinc talon
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oh you mean the armored ones

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what're the nakedo nes then

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maniac/maniac?

graceful bane
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brother the lieutenants and captains in havoc

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not ragers

plush estuary
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Only difference is the bubble share mechanic

frosty herald
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Captain head is flak

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Dreg is unarmored

graceful bane
frosty herald
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@sterile basalt

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Ok so phantom blade is kungfupunk

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Which the devs called the visual style

copper hawk
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@plush estuary new copypasta

solar gorge
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they really wanted to put everything in there uh

hearty nebula
#

i cannot escape sun wukong and his funny monkey adventures

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cuz i can already smell the "wow the lore in xyz chinese/chinese inspired media is so cool" from here

yeah because its based off a fuckin 600 year old book based on chinese mythology thats been in publication for its entire existence and is the single most prolific story in the entire history of humanity

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like almost every single piece of modern media is influenced by it in a non-substantial way

frosty herald
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this catches my eye

hearty nebula
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i agree but also it could mean literally nothing bc its just mocap and they can do whatever tf they want with that data

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make it as flashy as they like

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which they probably will, and should

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if it's supposed to be like action game etc

frosty herald
#

Chinese martial arts has always been kinda flashy ngl

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the game does look solid

#

This 22-minute walkthrough highlights the latest one-hour demo of Phantom Blade Zero, revealed at the S-Party 2025 hands-on event. It features map exploration, game story, and fast-paced Kung Fu combat โ€” all played on extreme difficulty, including a hidden two-boss battle.

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hearty nebula
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i dig it

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hopefully just doesnt run like dogshit

frosty herald
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the music fucks too ngl

hearty nebula
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bad framerate is the bane of good action

frosty herald
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oh 100%

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imagine dmc5 having inconsitent framerate

hearty nebula
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cant

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ngl i hate dmc5

hearty nebula
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but maybe thats bc nero feels like shit to use and i didnt feel like spending 5 billion hours getting to a point he felt decent

frosty herald
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nero only feels good once you unlock devil trigger on im

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also super hard to get SSS on him

hearty nebula
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honestly not a fan of a lot of 3d action games out there unfortunately

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which blows bc like

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i know they r good games

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i just dont want to invest into the grinds some of them want out of u just to use the fun shit

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xd

frosty herald
#

control resonant looks like a decent one

#

Go beyond the Oldest House and behind the scenes of CONTROL Resonant, the upcoming sequel to CONTROL.

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frosty herald
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holyy these look amazing

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beeg ahh hammer

solar gorge
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still don't get why we don't get to play as jesse anymorr

frosty herald
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this is dylan's story

solar gorge
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dylan was like a non character in 1

frosty herald
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its set sometime after the FBC failed to contain the hiss obv

frosty herald
#

i dont mind the new protag

solar gorge
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ik who he is

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he was just kinda nothing

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just an endgoal but maybeh they'll make him interesting in resonant

frosty herald
#

the only thing we saw from his was being hiss infected

misty nova
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He was just there to move the plot

solar gorge
#

defining trait : jesse's brother

misty nova
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Like Dylan's sister on Dying Light 2

tulip gulch
misty nova
misty nova
frosty herald
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I hope they explain the whole dylan jesse faden thing

misty nova
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This says a lot about how Dying Light 2 has characters

solar gorge
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also no shade to anyone named dylan

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but that name fucking sucks

tulip gulch
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Yeah if youre named dylan your parents lowkey hate you

misty nova
#

Nah that's crazy

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๐Ÿ’€

wheat matrix
tulip gulch
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At least its not something like brian

wheat matrix
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Yeah, exactly

tulip gulch
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If your name is brian your parents highkey just want you gone ๐Ÿ’€

misty nova
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The voices are telling me

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That

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Jesse will be a boss fight

tulip gulch
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Or maybe polaris itself will be the boss

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Or whatever the voices on jesse's head were called

solar gorge
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dingalan

frosty herald
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I believe jesse and polaris fused together

misty nova
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Yeah since Polaris physical form went boom

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Well it collapsed

acoustic dune
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someone might overdose

misty nova
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Btw that heavy armor is low-key the best in the game

solar gorge
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it looks awsome too

misty nova
#

I know it's a stretch but still

acoustic dune
acoustic dune
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you are so right

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50% less damage

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plus more armor

misty nova
#

180 armor

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The ram had 175

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And a shit passive

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I just need a good looking heavy Thermoresist.....

acoustic dune
misty nova
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I don't know the 200 one

hearty nebula
elfin cedar
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Why is zealot DR so weird

acoustic dune
tulip gulch
misty nova
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Type shit

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Simply face tank Atoma itself

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If Zealot was on Cadia he'd just chest trap the Blackstone Fortress

tulip gulch
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Lash parry animation

elfin cedar
# tulip gulch Wdym

It's all over the place, you can play piety with enduring faith and get 40%TDR + 25%TDR while still using good balance for 25% DR and hubris for 15%

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Or you can....play IJ and get at most 25 + 15 DR from second wind and hubris

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Most classes don't have DR that is dependent on keystones

tulip gulch
#

Shroudfield also has a node that gives DR right?

elfin cedar
#

Ogryn has FNP and Arbitrator has Forceful but both classes still have plenty of DR outside of those keystones

tulip gulch
#

Scum also has chem dep

elfin cedar
#

Sure, but a small amount

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5% per stack so at most 20% TDR

heady rapids
#

scum has a lot more

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scum can eat 2 overheads

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zealot is overall the fattest tho

tulip gulch
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Scum has rampage for 25% and brawler for 20% melee

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Cant remember other dr stuff for scum

misty nova
#

My theory is that they saw that zealot is 99% melee and gave it DR to make it get to melee

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So they plastered all over the place

frosty herald
#

prolly treat zealot like a pseudo ogryn as a frontliner

shadow spruce
frosty herald
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@sterile stone

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@carmine lance

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@median steeple

elfin cedar
#

Playing with Inexorable Judgment makes me feel so squishy

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In Havoc, one rando shooter can destroy your entire toughness bar in one go

tulip gulch
#

You have to rely even more on good mobility to survive rather than dr

shadow spruce
misty nova
elfin cedar
tulip gulch
#

I still wish the hit that procced IJ got the bonuses

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Thats like my biggest issue with IJ

misty nova
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But as it was said

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IJ is supposed to be all about mobility

sterile stone
misty nova
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So you're not tanky, you're nimble

shadow spruce
misty nova
#

That being said

shadow spruce
misty nova
#

IJ should also give you movement speed on top of everything it already does

tulip gulch
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I could swear it did

elfin cedar
#

Nope

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Only dodge speed and faster dodge recovery

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You do get 5% movespeed from the small node before IJ

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And there's the talent, can't recall the name, that gives 10% sprint speed

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But you can get these without IJ

elfin cedar
#

Nay

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Relentless Fervor

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And if you want to be "nimble" you're better off using a finesse weapon with either piety or martyrdom imo

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Like a tac axe

hearty nebula
#

IJ is what enables slower weapons to be marginally comfortable to use

south prism
hearty nebula
#

just bc all the dodge buffs

zinc crest
deft badge
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Blocking my airflow ahh card

south prism
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just take it off dummy

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i like it

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cool colors

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unfortunate about the design on the backplate

hearty nebula
south prism
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that heatsink exhaust in the shape of a flower though ๐Ÿฅบ

misty nova
hearty nebula
#

anyways

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looks like shit

south prism
#

great deal

hearty nebula
#

not because the colors i just wouldnt dare put anime on anything in my pc

south prism
#

very impressive

deft badge
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Never heard of Yeston tbh

zinc crest
hearty nebula
south prism
deft badge
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Gotcha

hearty nebula
south prism
#

gamers nexus did some reviews on their cards

deft badge
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If they're good they're good

south prism
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and a 3070ti being sold for $325

deft badge
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Tbh I normally go for EVGA cards

south prism
#

nature is healing

hearty nebula
hearty nebula
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the heavens would answer my call

tulip gulch
deft badge
#

Is the latest series 50xx?

hearty nebula
#

and a lot of rich and powerful people would all of a sudden die mysteriously at once

deft badge
#

Luigi was right

south prism
hearty nebula
#

excellent service

shadow spruce
#

bug

hearty nebula
#

gub

south prism
#

unfamiliar with peladn though

shadow spruce
#

Cause like

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They donโ€™t have a reputation so itโ€™s more of a gamble

south prism
#

well, like with yeston, they may not be very popular in western countries, but that doesn't necessarily mean they're bad

#

it's easier now than ever to research them anyway

shadow spruce
south prism
#

damn i actually have to work today fuck

shadow spruce
#

Rough

deft badge
#

Today is a rare day off for me

shadow spruce
#

Iโ€™ll work for u

deft badge
#

I gonna do fuck and all and it's gonna be great

deft badge
shadow spruce
#

50/50 on the paycheck?

deft badge
#

They're hiring

shadow spruce
#

Neat

hearty nebula
#

gub

heady rapids
#

3 hours left in me shift but the line is dead again

#

tiktok it is

shadow spruce
tulip gulch
#

:3

shadow spruce
gray ice
sterile basalt
sterile stone
#

Lemme know how that iron man suit coming along

gray ice
sterile stone
#

I win the lottery

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Or a Brinks truck decides to start having money fall out of it again

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I gotchu

signal spoke
shadow spruce
pure ember
#

An altered poem I was recommended and could only think of my zealot screaming this, thoughts?:

Kneel if you fear the gathering sky,
Clouds bend low when I draw breath.
I do not whisper gentle prayers,
Mine are carved in lightning's depth.
The air grows tight around your lungs,
The world climbs up to hear my nameโ€”
I did not come to soothe your sins,
I came to set them all aflame.

You called for judgment in the darkโ€”
Now feel the pressure start.

I am the thunder answered,
The hammer in the rain,
Righteous in my violence,
Holy in my pain.
When the heavens split wide open
And your idols start to fallโ€”
Know it was my will who spoke,
And I delivered all.

I've walked the cliffs where soldiers wept,
Watched kingdoms drown in fog.
The storm does not ask who is kind,
It only claims its own.
My hands are cracked with sacred fire,
Salt and blood beneath my nailsโ€”
Mercy is a summer breeze,
But I was born in gales.

You prayed for wrath to cleanse your landโ€”
Now understand.

I am the thunder answered,
The blade within the squall,
Your trembling absolution
When the lightning starts to fall.
Let the towers shake like sinners,
Let the proud be torn apartโ€”
My soul does not speak softly,
It shouts through my heart.

Do not mistake me for a healer,
I heal through broken stone.
Every strike is sanctified,
Every scream atoned.
If order must come through terror,
Then terror I will beโ€”
The sky is not your comfort,
The sky is judgmentโ€”through me.

hearty nebula
#

thats my thoughts

#

too long, zealots dont think that much

#

just pick your favorite hymn and scream it at the top of your lungs as you brutally murder the nearest "heretic" (orphan who asked me for 2 aquilas so he can get gruel)

acoustic dune
#

Whom gave them the budget for the new episode

shadow spruce
acoustic dune
opal star
#

the concept of an ogryn psyker that's immune to perils of the warp

shadow spruce
acoustic dune
#

you have a sona?

shadow spruce
#

โ€ฆ

#

Do you know what I am

#

Other than an idiot

acoustic dune
#

a mpreg cockroach

shadow spruce
#

No Iโ€™m like sergal but not

acoustic dune
#

a protogen

#

?

acoustic dune
#

what?

hearty nebula
acoustic dune
#

@narrow mauve is this true

#

n real

shadow spruce
#

Iโ€™ve talked about it before

acoustic dune
#

whats with everyone being a furry in zealot chat

hearty nebula
#

talk about it all u like

#

u still furry 2 us

acoustic dune
#

next you would say i am a furry

hearty nebula
shadow spruce
hearty nebula
#

so we end up being majority

shadow spruce
#

Or Argus

acoustic dune
#

actually i dont know any straight man in zealot chat

hearty nebula
# acoustic dune or gaay

ok and when is the last time you met a straight furry that didn't hold some of the most fucked worldviews you've ever seen

acoustic dune
acoustic dune
#

you are gay either way

shadow spruce
#

Fellas is it gay to like women

hearty nebula
#

yes

hearty nebula
#

statistically speaking

#

its gay to like women

acoustic dune
#

its gay

hearty nebula
#

that too

#

its just gay

shadow spruce
#

Right

#

I had art of my sona but I lost it after I broke up with my ex

#

She was the artist

acoustic dune
acoustic dune
#

is not drawing your own sona

shadow spruce