#zealot-class
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Like my "dog"? :3
Looks like w fur ball
That bonesaw on marcus is really good for taking care of alpha mutations, once their armor is down(if they have armor)
This
Kanye is a perfect example of having horrible friends
Bro is clearly out there showing signs
And everyone is just yes manning the obviously unwell guy because he’s famous and putting money in their pocket
Same thing happened to Kodak when he was having a mental breakdown
I love roguelites so much
Bro is in the middle of spiraling into psychosis in the middle of the street
Rich people should die and their wealth should be divided equally among the poor
Imo
And e everyone is just laughing and taking pictures with him
All of their wealth should be given to me
What.
What
I know exactly what your talking about
Yo who said that
What the fuck.
Thats crazy
My talking about
Erm
Blud
I think you mean you’re
🤓
No i kept missing the y
By the power of “ew nuh uh im not touching that” ive never gotten aick from work
aick
That shit is tame
Surprised bro didn’t boot him offline
since when did this bcome ogryn chat
guh
Race wars 2.0
Little foot has arrived
Hell oh
they mustve had turd quadruplets
Bro had a reddit mod stay at his hotel
How do you break a toilet seat bruh
shit hard
probably ripped it off
Had someone message me over steam at the start of a deadlock match yesterday asking if I was around, after telling them I was playing deadlock, they start their spiel about the phishing scam with some cs2 tournament
Nah i've shat dukes that shook the whole house
Yea it’s sorta fucked
I just tell them to scam me later and they stop talking to me; later that day I get a friend request from the exact same person lmao
I didn’t even unfriend them yet
So that says to me they unfriended me themself
son.
Tbf I had a friend request from 2 accounts at the same time
i guess those dukes were... hazardous
So that says to me they probably realized “wait fuck I already reached out on this account, break out the alt!”
That's vore, vore of my comfort friend
@lunar fable i cant stop thinking about duraludon lowk
If it makes you feel any better
I’ll take selfies next time it happens
Girls that poop vs bitches that shit
I want you to get the celeb experience
ME??
I just let all my friend requests sit until i bother to clear them
Real
I had like 40 requests at 1 point
do you have lethal prox on that bistol
No
zased
whenever i panic i look down and start blasting
how do u know
ainz and i are the same person
no u not
We are
are not
Have you seen us in the same room?
yea
ainz is keyboard with hands and i am the pc that is played with footpedals
Skill
and no you can't see proof unless you want to pay
no i need 50 morbillion dollars
What is that
That was what the autopistol was for me... see bullshit? Low toughness? Can't think? Blast to get toughness back and bring out melee
Note: This only really worked when you knew what you were doing with the autopistol(before it got buffed)
Damn
I only got rid of them because someone called it disgusting
behold, core memory
Isn't mega aggron the wall 
well he is one of the walls
but
but
if u look at it
ull understand
pumping out because the tube doesn’t actually go into the pepsi itself
and definitely hurting the pig
my stance is pumping out and helping
hi yorg
the Pepsi removal is necessary as part of their maintenance cycle
thats alot of map markers
pokemon sending a hit squad to the modder's house
Can’t believe I’m turning 22 tomorrow
I hope it dies
I GOT IT
Already over the fucking hill, dawg
You were 2 while i was a zygote
literally like whoooooo cares dude
i forgot that pokemon isnt ni no kuni
wanted to see if skorupi had 2 more evolutions
the safari zone mod is so cool
eating good
KITTY
Oh shit
Friend of mine is doing a doorman sketch for me since my birthday is tomorrow :D
https://youtu.be/fcQpQd_-0nw?si=cAtlBXZ7IBT6UQKk
a clip that was too long to post directly
was beating his ass too until the mutie broke it up...

😼
oh my god that's so cool,,,,,,,,
i want that so bad,,,,,
hopefully the night lords variant isn't the only variant of it
cause i wanna do a different chapter
stupid fat fucking chud
at least steal the enemy sinners, not our own
@hard nexus
@acoustic dune pookie can you buy me revelations 1 and revelations 2 deluxe
I am poor
How much is it
5 bucks each
Oh dude
but im not going to pilfer your last few dubloons hearing your situation
Yo congrats
First time seeing someone actually wear the clothes
Don’t you have women to scare by existing near them

Fuck my dyslexic chud life
Wild thing to say
It was an involuntary response
Wew, I barely beat heat level 25 this time in Guntouchables... I got the bloody headband right at the boss and was able to get some bonus damage so I could actually kill the boss... x.x
Just know I somewhat value you as a friend
as a bisexual it's only lesbians and straight men you need to worry about
I hate bonus hp on enemies >.>'
you get aura points with straight/bi women and gay/bi men
Aren’t bi people universally hated by the rest of the pride community
no it's just wackos online
Bi erasure
Sorry pookums
Its wild
.
thankfully it's just online fringe that do it, 99% of people in real life are chill
Shocker
i hate you so much its unreal
Real life? Whats thst
When the online LGBTQInquisition shows up to root out the fake bisexuals
ordo homosexualis
Technically
<@&735928989146939404> scam
dude clicked the link oh naur
thats rough
Mr Beeeeeeeeeeast
Actually nah i don’t feel like explaining to yall whats going on
dude got his account stolen
ez money thanks. Wardens, delete this before anyone else gets it, I must gatekeep this
it's always a lil sad seeing this ngl
Can't let anyone else have the money
Didn’t uhhhh
im so glad we could have an agent of mr beast here to spread the good $2,500 word
Pancake get killed
Peanuts can not be that good bro
Last time i had one it tasted like the inability to breathe
Peanuts in coca cola is supposedly very good and I had never heard of that before a few days ago
why do ur inability to breathe tastes so good
Thanks to Japanese Twitter of all places
You're not supposed to inhale them
And an itchy tongue
True bi test, you have to like more then twinks in crop tops and thigh highs

hey <@&735928989146939404> would you like a SECOND ping? YES? oh my god you're so welcome
cough cough <@&735928989146939404> cough cough
stop pinging wardens
we can have one hacked account as a treat
Ah
this is like their 10th or some shit because other channels pinged them
xdddddddddddddddd
Josho look at this
This ban brought to you by the Government of Canada, on whose dollar I sent it
Thank you Gawain
Other channels exist? This is a lie, everyone knows that nobody plays anything other than zealot
I play vet
Die
Ok
:D
i should ping the wardens again
So true
it would be funy
What if they are having a bad day
ngl wardens are kinda slow to react to a ping
You should @ them and ask
A tragic day when the pastel goth isn’t a femboy
Many the internet over cried
non issue for me
glory to bisexia
LOL
Susie pfp is bisexual
dork found pinging me
I might go see it tonight
what is that
where can i
@sullen forge https://fixvx.com/i/status/2041334186468884673
movie
theathre
ah, i need to grab some ppl then
Imagine getting born today and you’re just fucked
die
im going to kill myself
Go alone and disassociate
Like a real man
actually in football 17776 they say babies born today do age to adulthood before stopping
Strange
yeah but who am i gonna talk about the movie with when coming out the theatre
Gotta be the worst life choice
i kinda hate non instantaneous discussion
Idk
Being human is loud overwhelming
I like movie theaters cuz i get a free 2-3 hours of existing without existing
Ill talk about the movie later with friends usually
Average Chainsaw Man
we LOVE 17776
LMFAOAOAOO
someone in the quotes was saying "mojang is watching this on a big screen in the office seething when they see people having fun" they were genuinely right
what was the thingy again
does mojang hate the community or something
super cool and lasted less than 24 hours
so many unnecesary changes
this couldve been a genuinely cool interaction
Every time i see people saying ai on nasa posts
what about red fish blue fish
Ehhhh
I like some stuff but pretty sick of the franchise on the whole
Mostly because Disney doesnt know wtf to do widdit
Word
I was just gonna ask if zombies are canon
yes
The death trooper virus?
Yeh
I believe its a legends thing
You can hand wave just about anything with the force. It doesn't have like any hard rules
Ngl chief i only saw dathomirians
Huh thats weird
Oh yeah merrin does straight up reanimate people
this spring starting bad
alrdy 10 billion degrees
can't wait to get in my car tomorrow and instantly turn to dust
I've been seeing people think that merely using oxford commas is a sure fire sign of using ai now, and I don't know how to feel about that
I've always used oxford commas for as long as I can remember
I've had people think I sound like ai for caring about punctuation and apostrophes even
lmfao
Btw if you want to play sometime and I'm on, I'd be willing to try co-op in Guntouchables. I'm on US East, generally, for my server. It sat in my library untouched for a while so I missed all the rough around the edges gameplay from the earlier patches.
I'm kinda curious what it's like with other players
#targeted
Im not jewish
I haven't had working ac in almost a decade
you get used to it
windows down panting like a dog when its 101 out
uh
fuck it, chat can convert that to real numbers I'm too lazy
@spare talon https://youtu.be/MhOw_FBTTbs?si=kZZM13qPe8bHVwZO
This Division 2 build breaks the meta.
https://www.twitch.tv/frank_again
https://www.tiktok.com/@frank_mcf
https://discord.gg/YaGKmrx9Vx
Run St Elmo’s Engine, Pestilence, Chameleon, Ouroboros, or Eagle Bearer—it doesn’t matter. This setup adapts to your playstyle, not the other way around.
You get:
• 150k Armor on Kill
• +10% Bonus ...
My writing used to be full of em-dashes, apparently I was heavily influenced by the same writing that was later used to train LLMs
God forbid you use anything deemed slightly uncommon in writing
Thought the embed failed, at first
lmao
the funny thing about this
was that it didn't even work in survival mode
so mojang quite literally just removed a thing that ONLY WORKS in creative in the first place
you can't even exploit it
Mojang seems kinda shit besides adding frogs
let's have divisive votes on content because we can only add 1 mob every 3 millenia
and then removing fireflies because theyre toxic to frogs
1 mob that add literally nothing to the game
call me the US debt because im in a spiral i cant get out of
my psyker is just Mortarion
I was thinking of making my zealot a former Heretic, who repented through "joining" the Penal legion bombers
It's okay
Money doesn't real and debt isn't matter because something something modern monetary theory
@ivory marlin safari modder didnt add golurk to the spawn poo;ls welp ! to the shredder
So true
i have a 1.16m loan at 6000% interest
curseforge is owned by an israeli company that directly funds the IDF
Israeli
OH
yeah that is lore i absolutely missed
yknow they dont mention this shit in the application
Someone just offered me 50 bucks for a CPU that's MSRP of 250
Nuke Facebook marketplace
Embed fail
hit em with the "do you really want this deal to fail over 20 dollars"
I WISH it was only a 20 dollar difference
i can throw in free manual labor and a dog
checks out
Not enough room in my heart for another dog
Cyberpunk might be one of the most annoying games to mod
understandable
IT SUCKSSSSSS
FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING DEPENDENCIESSS
i also
All of them conflict
was one wrong move away from permanently bricking my game
I did that the last time I nodded my game
Who tf loaned you the money
Just corrupted my save data trying to download a trauma team outfit
the fuck.
Absolute hell
Do not ever speak to me like that again
also there is now a tool that lets you see conflicts ingame
are you 2 using vortex
Fuck no that's the worst mod manager ever made
MO2 is superior in every way
Vortex feels versatile but damn the storage due to their deployment method
the only mod managers i consider is fluffyquack and mo2
based....
fluffyquack is the best mod manager ever
also hi willow
ibuprofen and go back to sleep
You be what?
you clearly haven’t ever had a migraine lmfao
drains yuore migraine
i am
die
i have, its how i take care of it
legit just download the zip file
unpack it
and then drag all of the folders inside to the game files
then ur migraines are luckily much less painful
i cannot go to sleep with this pain
migraines can be debilitating
Yea
thats what the ibuprofen is for
it’d be great if ibuprofen actually helped
i think you have just had a bad headache and not a migraine
Or a really bad headache that u think is a migraine
mort you do realize that some pain is so bad that medication doesnt do shit
usually headaches dont give you blind spots no?
the entire front of my head feels like there is a knife in it right now
you cant get morphine shots i imagine
usually when i get a migraine i just hammer back 4 ibuprofens and try to sleep it off
sometimes it works
yeah
Nah I'd win looking ahh
WHO IS THAT
I be profen
AAAAAHHHHH
real
gub
3 games with hamdol
it was hell
dude was soloing like 20 minutes each mission
i don't even really mind one or the other in isolation it's just when they're together it's so ass
There must always be a Holden Bloodfeast in Congress
Valve keeps making cool shit
you love rotten on dn....
no…
Nice name
also if you want you can join us when we play
where da mama
the world ends tonight #pawsome
Idk 
Since my dog died, cats keep spawning in my garden
There's like
i’ll lyk
He'd keep the cats in check
all these years of larping fallout new vegas fursonas will finally come in handy...
I will be enlisting with the NCR as soon as possible
Trump threatened that "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" whether or not something happens
eh
that fucker isnt using nukes
B2s and B52s were launched towards Iran however
got inside info that they're heading towards netherlands
@copper hawk please tell me you arent being deployed to iran
rip cica..
@copper hawk
Hopefully to exterminate the d*tch
talvi iz typing...
MAN WhAT DID I DO
lma o
current American politics are just the plot of tf2 but on a bigger scale is what I'm gathering from this
Quoting ✨️Spark Plugg✨️ (@SparkPluggUwU)
︀
I thought they were out in October?
inb4 all active personel is being recalled to be delpoyed
POG
we can finally see urath!
Urethra!
Why are there even $2 (equivalent to $0.04 in 2026) for NASA when someone somewhere is sad
@ivory marlin ngl corbeau got the slickest design out of everyone in za
my vanilla candle is putting in work god damn
Is the new season of invincible actually good?
its peak
besides maybe one episode (it's weak but still fun and important to mark)
the rest is great
idk what else
damien's episode was pretty eh
which sucks because I like the character
pacing was rly off and it overall was pretty mediocre
"im not bowing to satan"
Damiens episode is weak but it's still important to mark
AND THATS WHY HES THE GOAT
otherwise pretty good season
said satan lasts exactly 1 second in a fight
meanwhile damien ??
also the stupid ass scene where there's basically a still frame of them falling
for like 5 minutes
ngl the name for the antagonist in ep 4 threw me off lmfao
all the budget went to israel id k
tech jacket dude
you know mark the earth was promised to viltrumites 500 years ago
Who?
unc got scoliosis from his back being blown out so much
Just like ur mom
Scoliosis is the other way
Left right
scoliosis is a pokemon i think
Zionist Zoey Deutch Tech Jacket: "Allen, the viltrumites have a right to defend themselves"
Quoting rye ☆ (@ryesre9uiem)
︀
when a character is really good but the va is a weirdo i feel betrayed cause how do you do that
seperate character from VA
for israelllll
is that a blue umbreon
glory to the CRA
I think he just has perpetual trouble with doors and high flying objects
Shiny umbreon
monster hunter stories sweeps pokemon
the damnation tyrants were scary as shit
imagine a massive hulking giant running at mach fuck towards you
i also like how weighty the movie makes them
How good is that DSO provided health plan
considering he's in good graces with the feds and is basically a founding member of the DSO
bro has president level healthcare
its also crazy that the damnation tyrant can take off the containement coat at will
carpool
Best chiropractic visit he’s had in years probably
bug
Grown ass Canadian btw
Im honestly amazed how quickly i lost interest in the game
I’m not
Why did she look at me like this
what the hell is its fuckin problem
Trying to blow me up with her mind
Based
I dread going back to the laura section
I liked evil within
You’ll be aight
I reed to replay it tho
The game wouldn’t let me play in any language other than french
Rough
Don’t you need to be stupid somewhere else?
Its so peak
LMAO
I should move it to steam ngl
Cica made me reinstall...
sorry for your loss
they asked me as well
True
Yall should play smite
The matches are so fucking short now
No
nice
Is smite not dead? I swear I remember that one getting sunset
OG smite is not recieving new gods anymore but it's still updated
They made a whole ass sequel
Ik theres a second one now
all new gods are going to SMITE 2
I unfortunately have smite playtime
smite 2 is.. fun I guess
Let my friend play on my pc once
they overhauled some old gods
They downloaded smite
removed bodies for some reason
I unfortunately have League playtime
I have all of half a match of league playtime
I played as the little mummy guy
I played Pantheon and only Pantheon
Warwick called me a slur cuz i had no idea what i was doing
I was like “yeah im done” and alt +f4ed
Possibly the smartest move you’ve ever made
League is a horrible game made to contain horrible people
At least League didn't have this millenial creature in it
Why does it exist I hate it
dog thing
I dont remember, I haven't played in well over a year
You should get into marvel rivals or overwatch
I heard both of those have very
Well over 100 is all ik
Do you at least remember your in-game name

I did not like either
Still the best skin in the game
I don’t like pvp games
I won’t hold you
I'm regrettably at level 446
I don’t think I’ve met any person with autism who likes PvP games
It’s like a universal disdain
I just like
At least 400 levels of Aram only
No matter how good i am at pve
I thought The Finals was fun while it lasted but i'm also not diagnosed
I prefer coop games
Looked good I suppose
Isn’t that game dying now
No
People are just trying to fake that it is
Like deadass its all ai
People hate that marathon is doing well
It was super fun (and probably still is) but reached the breaking point of queue enshittification, with no SBMM adding to it
So now you just get railed by 3-5 people who individually have more playtime than your entire team

Also love the new season just only added stuff for medium class lol
Fair enough, always viewed sbmm as a net negative
But I can see why some people like it
No its very important here
My 300 hours ass getting matched with people who have 4 times my lifetime kills
Also the infernal precision weapons meta but thats a whole other thing
Exhil is into marathon
isnt that pvpve
I barely talk to him so he doesn’t count
It’s mainly PvP tbh
Sbmm for me feels like shit cause
Like let’s say I’m brand new to a game right
Let’s say I hit it Lucy and win my first 5 games
People said it was dead when it had 60k - 80k active players
I shouldn’t immediately be stuck in a bracket with the unemployed
I mean
Atleast with no sbmm im rolling the dice
Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose. And the skill level varies
How is the system going to track you having anything other than a 100% winrate other than way too much math
You’re thinking of EOMM
I personally don’t feel like being hard stuck in a skill bracket is healthy
And even then
We should make mention of how people
Streamers included
And still unranked btw 
Mordhau just woke up in a cold sweat, not knowing why
Streamers will while live mind you
Elo bracket type SBMM + ping priority is not quite the same thing as “manipulating ur matchmaking so u just go on loss streak if u win a bit”
Tank all of their stats
Just so they can be hardstuck I’m not lobbies
Sbmm isn’t a fool proof system
It’s easily abusable
Theres no such thing as a foolproof system
experiencing what now
Abusable sure but the alternative is just getting abused by default lmao
By the amount of people willing to spend time to abuse it is so small it doesn't really matter in a grand scale
What's shown in the picture ofc
If your game has a large skill gap you can't just throw new players to the wolves if you want to have new players
Titanfall moment
It also depends on games’ depth
also we're both the first and the last generation to have grown up/seen/lived through visual limitations on graphics and realism in gaming
from here on out it's AI and photorealism if that's the intent
I’ve always been in the mindset of, you can’t get better if you’re only playing against people at the bottom
Diversifying your opponents leads to better critical thinking seeing as
@sterile stone I played cod MWII (2022) multiplayer almost whole year
Wow this team plays drastically different from the other team last match
It was just, matchmake into TTV every game
You also can't get better if a guy who you have 0 realistic chance of beating laser beams you instantly crossmap
I had a friend log onto my acc to do some camos for me and the 6hrs he played made him quit the game for a month straight
You don't learn jack shit from that it's just frustrating and you find something else to play
He unironically got flash banged for 6hrs on shipment
hell cyberpunk itself can be made to be almost indistinguishable from taken-by-an-actual-camera-camera photos and only the quirks of the npcs and drivers will distinguish it from the real thing in video
This was before there was the dark mode flashbang toggle too
with I think just an ENB and changes to the raytracing weights
Last cod I played was Cold War, my K/D started at a 3.61 and muddled out to a 1.64 because I was just getting paired against stacked teams
And honestly it’s not fun when a algorithm says
Driving in Cyberpunk 2077 2.1 with close to realism, photorealistic ray tracing modded graphics. Made possible with DLSS 3.5, ReSTIR GI Path Tracing and the new Nova LUT. Running on RTX 4090.
Graphics Mods in use are:
Nova LUT by theCyanideX (Full Version)
Cyberpunk 2077 HD Reworked Project by HalkHogan
Custom Very Lightweight Reshade by me
C...
Normal playlists have fewer sweats in my experience
Hey your e doing a little too well
But camo grind CQB playlists are full sweats
I was playing core domination mostly
I bet you half the world would guess incorrectly if that was real life or a video gam e
Starting out it dead ass was just randoms vs randoms
And the more I won it went randoms vs stacked teams
That’s not fucking fun at all brother
Like imagine doing callouts
And your teammates just go
I mean, they can't tell if a video is AI either
well that's part of my point, AI has all but completely crossed the uncanny valley for us in terms of visual rendering
I’d rather atleast lose to other randoms than semi pro stay at home unemployed gamers
Shipment experience
U just gotta become more autistic
I played R6 semi pro for a little bit
Game stopped being fun to me cause of it
call of duty 4 was the last good title I played
and the original near-future title
both of those were a blast to play
It's fun but it's defo what I think of when I hear camo grind
sorry, battlefield 4
Yea I did Orion on that game
I have entirely too much self respect to play a call of duty title
Mfw the guy going 7-23 thinks he has the right to talk shit on my team
I don't even remember where I stopped tbh
I think I got most guns to gold and just went
"I have better shit to do rn"
Why do games go free to play
for the added playerbase draw
Everytime a game does its lobbies are just filled with the dumbest ppl
to ever exist
and to shift from live service to something a little less DLC-y
Preteens
You make more money with a free to play game
Unironically
Running out of money generally
"free to play"
Or just wanting more
If you’ve ever paid attention to monetization to free to play games
It’s either
Hey your character looks boring and generic
Pay money to look cool
Or hey pay money to have a big advantage
Here's a $20 battle pass every couple of months you fat cunts spend money
I'm sick of modern games trying to be my job
I am a grown ass man with a beyond full time job I do not have time for a battle pass
going free to play is the company admitting their game carries no draw on the market at a cost of about $10, and the gamble is they get you to play just enough to scrape a microtransaction or two out of you through a marketplace that's easier for you to access, like steam itself or xbox live itself, where you already have your info saved and can spend at the push of a button, all before you lose interest
Splat goes the ciiiicaaa
I just mute vc
And autopilot shipment
They just throwing you out of a plane?
I kinda figured with your mos you'd be safe
no better than communists deserve
Okay Ronald Reagan
My unironic response
I’m over cod at this point, game just became brain sludge for dumb people
Became?
not tryna imply they are or anyone here is
it's just if they're getting thrown out of a plane because they're a communist, it's no better than they deservbe
and remember, it isn't murder
because communists aren't people
I heard Valorant is a great game if you’re into edating

You should try it then
Yeah
it get bad
Valorant accent
I’d rather dip my balls in battery acid
yeah battle royale and other similar small team competetive shootesrs have prolly lost me for good
Have fun in the eternal sandbox ig
The term valorant accent must be the most funniest thing
What does valorant accent mean
its so real though
those games reward you with the jittery spicy armpit adrenaline, not the hands in the air enjoyment of winning adrenaline
Idk exactly but probably the e-boys type shit voice


