Because they might be the most delicious sea critters to ever exist
#zealot-class
twilit shard
sterile stone
Speaking of, there’s some chickens that are born with MAAAAAAASIVE fucking legs
They look almost like tumors
frozen kernel
Puppy mills would disagree with that
sterile stone
And they’re considered like luxury chickens
twilit shard
I haven't had takoyaki in so long and now I'm craving it
frozen kernel
IVE SEEN THOSE CHICKENS
sterile stone
I haven't had takoyaki in so long and now I'm craving it
Ewww isn’t that like
wide nacelle
part of me feels conflicted eating octopus because theyre supposedly almost as intelligent as us but the other part of me thinks they taste great with lemon
frozen kernel
They got slippers on
sterile stone
Fried octopus ball
sterile stone
They got slippers on
Yeye
wide nacelle
Fried octopus ball
yeah and its fire
sterile stone
Nasty little things
twilit shard
Fried octopus ball
Breaded and fried yes
twilit shard
Tasty
sterile stone
And crunchy
median steeple
wide nacelle
Puppy mills would disagree with that
small percent of the time versus majority of the time, false equivalence
twilit shard
https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DRF66CsEuEU/
twilit shard
https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DRF66CsEuEU/
HAI
median steeple
crow of salutations
twilit shard
I love corvids
sterile stone
Puppy mills would disagree with that
My old Yorkshire (rip) we got from a breeder
wide nacelle
i want to befriend crows but i live near a highschool and highscholers are the sum of the earth and all the crows are afraid of people
sterile stone
Lil dude had major food aggression all his life
I miss him too
Little blonde shit head with his crooked eye and tongue sticking out
wide nacelle
crows are like the parrots of north america if u think about it
frozen kernel
Pugs and Boston Terriers with their eyes bulging out, barely able to breathe
Oh but you feed them chicken, how benevolent
sterile stone
crows are like the parrots of north america if u think about it
So funny thing about Texas
We have parrot migrations
twilit shard
LA has naturalized parrots atp
wide nacelle
texas isnt real so that doesnt count
sterile stone
Damn
I’m moving to Nebraska
Said no one ever
Who the fuck even lives there
Matter of fact
frozen kernel
When the main reason for keeping the dog inbreeding around even despite the litany of known health issues is “I like to look at them” I think we need to check our ethics
sterile stone
Who the fuck lives in like
twilit shard
At least its not Bakersfield
sterile stone
Wyoming
median steeple
wide nacelle
Bring back pigeons
bro they never went anywhere theyre still around
sterile stone
When the main reason for keeping the dog inbreeding around even despite the lita...
There’s a dog I do want but I’ll dive head first into a wood chipper before I pay $10k for a dog
bitter anvil
HELL YEAH
frozen kernel
Yeah and they don’t give a fuck you can just grab them
bitter anvil
frozen kernel
City pigeons are bold
wide nacelle
When the main reason for keeping the dog inbreeding around even despite the lita...
theres a number of breeders attempting to selectivly breed them back to normal proportions which is neat
sterile stone
Keep it real
twilit shard
I love pigeons
frozen kernel
There’s a dog I do want but I’ll dive head first into a wood chipper before I pa...
I absolutely love the Australian shepherds but I will never own enough land to justify owning one
wide nacelle
Yeah and they don’t give a fuck you can just grab them
you can take them home i have 531 pigeons
frozen kernel
Say you prefer doves 
twilit shard
Yeah and they don’t give a fuck you can just grab them
The righteous have nothing to fear
I love doves too
wide nacelle
sterile stone
I absolutely love the Australian shepherds but I will never own enough land to j...
I got a micro Aussie and he’s a wee shit
twilit shard
I love all bird kind
frozen kernel
Seagulls are remarkably light
sterile stone
He dead ass will nip at the back of your legs
twilit shard
My favorite bird is still the harpy eagle
sterile stone
But I can never hate him, he just so smol
frozen kernel
I had to pick one up and get it out of the way of my car once before I left for work
wide nacelle
my favourite bird is the hooded crow cause they look like they got little hoodies on and its cute
twilit shard
My favorite bird is still the harpy eagle
Cool ass looking bird
sterile stone
I had to pick one up and get it out of the way of my car once before I left for ...
There’s one animal I’d like to hold without fear of being bit or rabies
And that’s a raccoon
twilit shard
The crested caracara too
wide nacelle
second favourite bird is the shoebill cause theyre fucked up
twilit shard
I got hissed at by the last raccoon I saw
frozen kernel
I’ve seen drunk people pick up possums and just start petting them
I could never but I really want to
sterile stone
Yeah nah fuck that
wide nacelle
hooded crow, look its got a lil hoodie
frozen kernel
They don’t even do the freeze
sterile stone
Possums smell like a portapotty at a construction site
frozen kernel
They’re just like “oh nice scratches”
twilit shard
I remember a kid in high school got beat up for throwing stuff at a possum that was in a tree
frozen kernel
Good
glossy nimbus
I remember a kid in high school got beat up for throwing stuff at a possum that ...
based
frozen kernel
The kids at my school were the type to all start throwing rocks at it
wide nacelle
shoebills are awesome, gods most fucked up bird
frozen kernel
Fucking demons
sterile stone
shoebills are awesome, gods most fucked up bird
There it is
median steeple
median steeple
shoebills are so friendly
sterile stone
The ptsd machine for all Vietnam war vets
frozen kernel
shoebills are awesome, gods most fucked up bird
Don’t they sound like a straight up dinosaur
median steeple
I love them
wide nacelle
Don’t they sound like a straight up dinosaur
they sound like a mfing machine gun
median steeple
twilit shard
Why that shoebill a good boy
sterile stone
Machine gun fire
wide nacelle
they sound like a mfing machine gun
median steeple
they're awesome
frozen kernel
https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-gif-26928917
Something funny to think about is how fucking insane humans must look to animals because what kind of weird ass plumage is that compared to some dude in khakis and a GREEN polo
median steeple
they're super friendly people only think they're creepy because of edits
frozen kernel
The intelligent ones prolly look at us like we look at creatures from the Amazon
frozen kernel
“Holy shit you’re cool looking”
sterile stone
Something funny to think about is how fucking insane humans must look to animals...
This species is called Greg and he works in Human Resources
median steeple
i lob owls
wide nacelle
theyre adorable i agree but people think theyre creepy cause they clack like a capgun
frozen kernel
Owls are great, I love when I hear them at night
twilit shard
Owls are so cute
wide nacelle
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1o0cl85/the_shoebill_stork_birds_clat...
seriously listen to ts bruh
frozen kernel
It’s rare these days but I’m like “:o an owl!”
twilit shard
I rarely get to hear an owl but last time I went up to NorCal there was one hooting while I explored a mission at night
wide nacelle
its funny that all the other class chats are usually related to the class but whenever im in here its just random shit
sterile stone
seriously listen to ts bruh
You’d dead ass wake someone out of their sleep with this
Bro thinking he’s getting lit up
twilit shard
I'd get lit up with a shoebill
wide nacelle
theyre so funny tho, friendly ass giant prehistoric bird that sounds like a fucking machine gun
sterile stone
Now if only cassowary were friendly
wide nacelle
some say that all animals are pure of heart for they cannot comprehend evil, this does not include the cassowary, they are evil on purpose
median steeple
the only animal you can like put morality on are like...
chimps
other great apes
they have the concept of it
sterile stone
Didn’t a chimp rip a lady’s face off
wide nacelle
no i think the cassowaries are evil because they like it
twilit shard
Didn’t a chimp rip a lady’s face off
Yea it was also drugged tf up to be fair
sterile stone
What
twilit shard
And kept as a pet against its will
sterile stone
Who the fuck gives a primate drugs
wide nacelle
what
wide nacelle
i aint even say nuthin
twilit shard
sterile stone
i aint even say nuthin
Im taking yah privileges away
From now on
You’re only allowed to wear jorts
No other pants
wide nacelle
jorts aint even that bad if you style them
wide nacelle
some ripped or rolled end extra short jorts can be cute with a number of outfits
twilit shard
Yea it was also drugged tf up to be fair
Yea I was right
They gave that chimp xanax for some reason
zinc talon
my first degree was in journalism
and I had an english teacher for a mother
and I have zero fuckin clue how you say that
wide nacelle
its pronounced gniewomir kukhlik duh
calm salmon
Knee-wo-mer cuck-lick
twilit shard
Knee warmer cuck click
stuck abyss
idk who she is but shes so cool
lunar fable
<@266028628037337089> trying haz 7 2x bugs
stuck abyss
idk who she is but shes so cool
the arbitrator i mean
frozen kernel
Daddy…why did you eat my fries?
sterile stone
some ripped or rolled end extra short jorts can be cute with a number of outfits
That’s daisy dukes tho
wide nacelle
those ar still jorts im afraid
sterile stone
My life is a lie
twilit shard
Middle aged dad who wears new balance
This is not true
wide nacelle
jort is just jean short
twilit shard
U have not seen ravers
sterile stone
U have not seen ravers
The only raver I’ve seen is Sin and he dressed in like
wide nacelle
many styles to be had, the anti jort propaganda was made by big polyester to make you buy non jean shorts
sterile stone
Yoga pants
frozen kernel
many styles to be had, the anti jort propaganda was made by big polyester to mak...
I’d rather see jorts than cargo shorts
twilit shard
Truth
wide nacelle
truke
frozen kernel
They exude a confidence
frozen kernel
sterile stone
I think the only cargo shorts I rocked was like
With a hoodie
Hoodies are the whole aesthetic
wide nacelle
i know immediatly what you look like based on that comment
sterile stone
Even in 100°+ degrees
sterile stone
i know immediatly what you look like based on that comment
I betcha don’t
twilit shard
khaki cargoshorts and the zelda shirt bites lip
An unfortunate phenotype
frozen kernel
Maybe sleeves pulled up
sterile stone
Bro I wore a letterman jacket in 103
I will die if it means not looking like a scrub
wide nacelle
lowkey i hate the heat id be nude half the time if that shit was legal, it too fucking HOT get these fabric OOFFF OF MEEEE!!!!
frozen kernel
I wore my varsity jacket with black skinny jeans
Top half good egg bottom half degenerate teenager
wide nacelle
in the summer i rock fruity little shorts and tank tops with thin short sleave hawaiin shirts in various bright colours
sterile stone
I wore my varsity jacket with black skinny jeans
I use to own like several colors of jeans
twilit shard
Only jackets I have rn is an oversized green bomber and that oversized hoodie from a skate shop I posted
sterile stone
But my best ones were my beige jeans I’d wear with moccasins
twilit shard
I've out grown the M81 field jacket
sterile stone
And a cardigan
frozen kernel
I use to own like several colors of jeans
I wish I got a pair of maroon jeans 🙁
wide nacelle
I wore my varsity jacket with black skinny jeans
early 2000s movie extra fit
median steeple
I wear da same black hoodie and black denim jacket combo
I look good and god forbid I need to buy new clothes
wide nacelle
I've out grown the M81 field jacket
not the wears my wife jacket i need one of those
frozen kernel
My wardrobe is very grey
twilit shard
Black hoodie with short overalls kinda peak
frozen kernel
Not all black, but mostly greys
wide nacelle
my wardrode is all colours ranging from rich tones to pastels and a number of drab tones
i looove colour
twilit shard
not the wears my wife jacket i need one of those
I have that one too but that's different
wide nacelle
im so glad the browns greens and oranges of the like 70s are coming back here
frozen kernel
Pants are like khaki, denim, several variants of black joggers
twilit shard
I have a lot of surplus military jackets from when I was rlly rlly into punk
I hardly wear them anymore tho
frozen kernel
I have my grandpa’s BDU jacket from Korea lmao
twilit shard
I have one from Slovakia too
sterile stone
I need some dark brown chinos or something
Ngl I’d rock the old school cholo fit if I had the stuff for it
Shit goes hard
wide nacelle
i need the james sunderland wheres my wife jacket so bad
twilit shard
The m-51 field jacket
frozen kernel
Ngl I’d rock the old school cholo fit if I had the stuff for it
I wish I could tolerate low socks
I hate ankle socks with a burning passion but because of that if I ever cuff up the bottoms of my trouser legs I just have the English teacher black socks showing lmao
twilit shard
I hate low socks
wide nacelle
I hate ankle socks with a burning passion but because of that if I ever cuff up ...
just gotta wear boots
trust
shadow spruce
I hate low socks
ankle socks?
twilit shard
Yea I guess
wide nacelle
get a nice pair of non isulated boots, wear em all year round
look for a good year welt boot, (its a manufacturing style not a brand) and itll last you the rest of your life no exaggeration
twilit shard
As soon as I got my dc's I stopped wearing boots
Too much hassle to lace them up everytime
frozen kernel
just gotta wear boots
I need those Bass Player 11’s
wide nacelle
lacing them everytime is a rookie mistake
frozen kernel
I used to wear slip ons until gym class got really anal about having us wear laced shoes
frozen kernel
Meanwhile every kid refused to tie the laces tight so their shoe flew off every time they kicked a ball
twilit shard
Haven't found a way to take off 18 eye ladder laced boots without undoing the laces everytime
frozen kernel
You know what never came off? My slip on vans
wide nacelle
all you need to do is lace it so that you can pull it loose or taut and boom
sterile stone
Haven't found a way to take off 18 eye ladder laced boots without undoing the la...
I legit don’t see how you even bother
Shit seems tedious
hearty nebula
Haven't found a way to take off 18 eye ladder laced boots without undoing the la...
Dislocate your ankle
sterile stone
You know what never came off? My slip on vans
Bro lemme tell you
My Nike slides have been through hell
wide nacelle
you jus DONT, you gotta rock the loose boots, full tight lace is for when you needa lock in, like sports mode on the crocs
sterile stone
Still good
hearty nebula
You know what never came off? My slip on vans
Those are designed to stay on
frozen kernel
Yep
hearty nebula
Man
frozen kernel
Teachers didn’t care in middle school
hearty nebula
Now u got me missing my chucks
frozen kernel
Laced shoes or you get written up
frozen kernel
I never owned Chuck’s but I knew people who loved theirs
wide nacelle
also if you hate lacing boots that much just get a pair with a zipper on the side pansy ass
sterile stone
I never owned Chuck’s but I knew people who loved theirs
Tried a pair
shadow spruce
bug
sterile stone
Didn’t realize they run small
twilit shard
I never owned Chuck’s but I knew people who loved theirs
They're alriiiight
I like drawing on them
hearty nebula
u HAVE to be careful about size or they are the worst ever bc they're so stiff
Otherwise, wonderful shoes
sterile stone
Yeah they’re meant for fucking small feet people
twilit shard
I wear 10.5 idk about that
sterile stone
Tried to try on a pair in my size
hearty nebula
me wearing size 7s
hearty nebula
You’re a wee smol shit
sterile stone
Stealing my meme
hearty nebula
Ok mr. ozone
sterile stone
Side note
Shaving my face makes wearing stuff not suck ass
And it’s so good fam
Having that scruff get like
Touching your collar or whatever
Irritating
frozen kernel
me wearing size 7s
HA lady feet
twilit shard
Only 9?
frozen kernel
I’m a medium sized lesbian
hexed igloo
Shaving my face makes wearing stuff not suck ass
I be lazy as hell and wait too long to shave and it starts pissing me off
twilit shard
Oh wow my dc's are so worn in the sizing is just gone
hearty nebula
HA lady feet
if i was using womans measurements id be a size 9~
closer to 8.5 on average tho
sterile stone
I be lazy as hell and wait too long to shave and it starts pissing me off
I gotta maintain the bay face
Cougars love the baby face
frozen kernel
Just a lil chin fuzz
I really need to pick up a nice safety razor
Disposables are dogshit and it’s long time I graduated to the nice ones
sterile stone
I fucked around one time
And used women’s hair removal cream on my face
Most
Painful
Shit
Ever
But my face was smooth
frozen kernel
For how long?
That’s always the kicker. 1hr after shaving you’re like “I am soft, gentle, pure”
and then after 48 hours you’re like “this is a mugshot”
sterile stone
Was like 3 days
My skin felt super sensitive
And burned like hell when I removed the cream
My face stayed smooth for like 2 weeks
placid fiber
Since I finally got the mirror trinket, in Guntouchables, for the 1st time tonight I've been building my shotgun for buffing my pistol and secondary weapon. Ironically I was playing the character that gets the mash m1 to pistol perk(+25% reload speed for 1s(stacks))
hexed igloo
Disposables are dogshit and it’s long time I graduated to the nice ones
I use a straight razor
chrome wave
a quick update on zdps impact maxxing crusher
hexed igloo
Got a nice one that just uses the disposable blades so I change it out when it blunts
Tend to nick myself once or twice every time but we ball lmao it's a non-issue
placid fiber
Since I finally got the mirror trinket, in Guntouchables, for the 1st time tonig...
my basic bitch infinite ammo pistol now does 128 damage per shot >.>'
sterile stone
Tend to nick myself once or twice every time but we ball lmao it's a non-issue
Bro is just strange like that
chrome wave
another clip of me just bullying a rager ball
hexed igloo
Heals in a few hours
sterile stone
You ever nick yourself with a straight razor?
Never used one, just use the mechanical shavers
hexed igloo
The worst part of a straight razor nick is getting a spot of blood on your hand
placid fiber
You ever nick yourself with a straight razor?
I did like 8 times when they told me to shave myself at my job when I was a cna(They made all the male workers shave), since I had a cheap straight razor. It didn't hurt, like you said
hexed igloo
For shaving tho I got a nice boar bristle brush and shave soap, with a nice ass aftershave lotion
sterile stone
For shaving tho I got a nice boar bristle brush and shave soap, with a nice ass ...
Thankfully I’m not plagued with a lot of facial hair
Am cursed with thick
Overly demanding hair tho
When my hair gets proper maintaining
It’s like a soft lil curly cloud
Otherwise it’s a dry thornbush
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/yoyo-white-cat-tiktok-silly-cat-car-gif-58867693071418971...
Howdy, check out my pistol shooting in Guntouchables(I was zapping with my rifle at first, before I started pistol spam)
That pistol normally does 8 damage per shot >.>'
glossy nimbus
a quick update on zdps impact maxxing crusher
Oh fuck how much impact u got
chrome wave
Oh fuck how much impact u got
about 275% i think
you can get more with arbi bc like 225% is just from trauma + hammberblow
hexed igloo
Am cursed with thick
I got the most low-maintenance shi
I get a little mustache and goatee but not much else, and my hair itself is dead straight and doesn't do a whole lot
If I let it grow to like shoulder length it goes wavy but
frozen kernel
It’s noodle time, kindred
sterile stone
If I let it grow to like shoulder length it goes wavy but
I’m half tempted to just do another full buzz cut
I like wearing beanies and my hair too damn ticc to be wearing hats atm
hexed igloo
I be always in a cap tbh
sterile stone
I heard that’s not good for your head
hexed igloo
Not gonna catch me with a buzz tho it looks like dogshit on me
hexed igloo
I heard that’s not good for your head
In what way lmao
I don't have it compressing my head so at worst I could see dandruff but I also scrub tf outta my scalp
sterile stone
Nah I heard like
Wearing a hat a bunch smothers your hair and doesn’t give it a chance to breathe
So it can cause balding
hexed igloo
For you maybe
sterile stone
Ok professor Snape
hexed igloo
Confirmation bias I think, bc mfs with bald spots always wear hats
sterile stone
Confirmation bias I think, bc mfs with bald spots always wear hats
Reminds me of the druski skit of bro hat fishing
Or old boy
Uhhhh
Clav
Someone snatched his hat
And find out he’s wearing a wig
And got a massive ass receding hairline
frozen kernel
Hats do not cause hair loss. They merely follow it
wide nacelle
holy shit the mark IV chain axe is kinda insane
frozen kernel
Another chaxe user is born
wide nacelle
the heavys charge quickly and are great for crowd clear and the lights do INSANE dps
single target dps
hexed igloo
Someone snatched his hat
To be fair, he just got a hair transplant iirc
So it was chopped
sterile stone
To be fair, he just got a hair transplant iirc
You sure
hexed igloo
Pretty sure that's what it was
sterile stone
A wig in a hat isn’t the same as a transplant
royal cape
hexed igloo
A wig in a hat isn’t the same as a transplant
I know that headass I'm sayin I'm pretty sure he was wearing the wig because he got a transplant
To cover his baldass head til it grew in a little
sterile stone
To cover his baldass head til it grew in a little
Bro shoulda just went bald
He has everything else
It ain’t like he’s some gross looking reddit mod
hexed igloo
No he's wildly insecure in his own skin
hexed igloo
You should watch the channel 5 interview with him
sterile stone
Still ain’t enough
sterile stone
You should watch the channel 5 interview with him
A news station interviewed him?
hexed igloo
Bro got the face and body
And enough drugs that his dick don't work
sterile stone
Oh yeah
hexed igloo
A news station interviewed him?
Nah it's a pretty big interview yt channel
sterile stone
Doesn’t he do meth to stay in shape
hexed igloo
Meth to stay lean, it's the roids to keep in shape without going to the gym
sterile stone
Fucken yikes
hexed igloo
Yea
hexed igloo
Like he's said that it's caused ed and everythint
hexed igloo
I heard roids can age you like milk
Roids actively shrink your balls and lower natural testosterone lmao
It's bc your adding way more t than needed your body goes "ah we ain't gotta make allat"
sterile stone
Like he's said that it's caused ed and everythint
Bruh what’s the fucking point of trying to look as good as possible
If you can’t even benefit from looking good
wtf
hexed igloo
It's because he's wildly insecure in his own skin
sterile stone
Weak
I’d rather be a fat ass than a muscular meatball with a shrunk dick and infertile balls
hexed igloo
Like the channel5 guy is balding a bit, bit of a rough face, and clav was seething that he wasn't like looking at him like a God and asking for the ways of looksmaxxing
Clav ended the interview early because he asked the guy like "so you look in the mirror and you're happy with that" and he went "yeah pretty much"
sterile stone
Like the channel5 guy is balding a bit, bit of a rough face, and clav was seethi...
Growing up is realizing most people look average and personality does all the heavy lifting when meeting a partner
hexed igloo
Physical looks does some heavy work in the first 10 minutes
frozen kernel
And got a massive ass receding hairline
Some kid wanted to fight me back in high school because I called him a bitch for making fun of a friend’s long hair
I found out he got a note from his mommy to let him wear his snapback in school to cover up his baldspot and called him that to his face. He never showed up
hexed igloo
Clav literally has no personality outside of looksmaxxing thats all he is
sterile stone
I mean yeah but then you have people who look like super models
And have the mental state of a school shooter
frozen kernel
Turns out he was just envious of Greg’s lush locks
sterile stone
Turns out he was just envious of Greg’s lush locks
As much as I complain about my hair
I’m glad I ain’t balding
hexed igloo
Turns out he was just envious of Greg’s lush locks
Why does Greg always have luscious long locks I know a Greg with beautiful hair that goes to his ass
hexed igloo
I somehow got all the best parts of being white and Asian with none of the negatives kek
sterile stone
Honestly the worst someone could get is the weak chin
hexed igloo
I'm not short, I have a nice skin tone, I have the metabolism of a young Thai boy, I'm over average if you get what I mean
frozen kernel
I think being slightly lactose and a lil oily is the word I got from the Wasian combo
sterile stone
That shit is just bad luck man
hexed igloo
what negatives are there to being asian
Alcohol flush, being short, being small
hexed igloo
I'm a clean 5'11 and 7, got a decent build, not bald
frozen kernel
Being short fucks
hard nexus
I'm a clean 5'11 and 7, got a decent build, not bald
lmfao im taller than u
i knew it
frozen kernel
Everyone can bitch all they want about “grraaaaah capitalism I have no leg room”
hexed igloo
lmfao im taller than u
Aren't you just a fuckin giant tho
frozen kernel
Sucks, I do
sterile stone
Being short fucks
Unironically this
hexed igloo
I'm what like slightly above average height
hard nexus
7/10 ?
hard nexus
hexed igloo
I'd say I'm a firm 6/10 a 7 or 8 on a good day
frozen kernel
I take the passenger seat on road trips because fuck those joten
hard nexus
I'd say I'm a firm 6/10 a 7 or 8 on a good day
imagine rating urself on a 0-10 scale
nerrrd
im a 10
hexed igloo
what does 7 mean
I plead the fifth
frozen kernel
I’m sure they’d love to stick me in the middle, but the DRIVER prefers me up front
Get bent
hard nexus
I’m sure they’d love to stick me in the middle, but the DRIVER prefers me up fro...
i
i wish
wi sh
someone
wish soemome
hexed igloo
I’m sure they’d love to stick me in the middle, but the DRIVER prefers me up fro...
Okay passenger princess
sterile stone
Shotgun can be kept
frozen kernel
I don’t take up their space, I don’t fuck with the radio, I give good directions
hexed igloo
Does he hold ur thigh too banx
sterile stone
No way in hell I’m sitting at the impact zone if we crash
frozen kernel
I give great road head much to the chagrin of the other passengers 💅
frozen kernel
Does he hold ur thigh too banx
God I wish 
frozen kernel
Tbh I’m actually a big fan of bubbles in the car
Everyone stays in their area
People reaching up from the backseat results in amputation
You stay in the dark depths of the car where you belong
You may ASK for window privileges
hexed igloo
I don’t take up their space, I don’t fuck with the radio, I give good directions
Couldn't be me I take the aux and play anime songs
Hol up I'm queueing the Skeletron theme from terraria
sterile stone
Couldn't be me I take the aux and play anime songs
If I ever get in the car with you
And you do this shit
I’m pulling the Ebrake
frozen kernel
I’m pulling the Ebrake
This is so unsatisfying in real life
hexed igloo
If I ever get in the car with you
Cool it I have some decency I have normal playlist for if I don't know people
When I ride with bro tho I be putting on straight noise
frozen kernel
Did it to an ex once because she was screaming at me as we were starting to drive and it actually broke the tension when I went, “Huh, that’s way less satisfying than movies made it seem”
hexed igloo
Yeah it just hurts your neck
hexed igloo
Well that's because you didn't pull it
frozen kernel
I mean I pulled it, she just drove a Subaru Outback
hexed igloo
Oh Subaru yeah
frozen kernel
It’s not the most robust vehicle
hexed igloo
She was a closeted lesbian anyway no straight girl drives a subie
frozen kernel
YMMV I’m sure there’s lesbians that would disagree with me
hexed igloo
Unless you're a woman too idk
hexed igloo
Ig ur ex was bi then
frozen kernel
I say fem in the sense that I’m not a MANS MAN
hexed igloo
The better word is twink
frozen kernel
Yeah
hexed igloo
If you say you're a little fem I assume you're leaning toward femboy
frozen kernel
Raised by women, no facial hair, the usual
hexed igloo
Which is absolutely not the same as twink
frozen kernel
That doesn’t do anything for me, I just like lording it over trogs
sterile stone
Oh you a pretty boy huh
hexed igloo
I forgot his name but the twink from guts
sterile stone
Griffith
sterile stone
Why the fuck do you have that
hexed igloo
Eh can't find the top g version oh well
frozen kernel
https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-rdr-2-arthur-morgan-pretty-boy-arthur-morga...
Unironically me irl. I used to be the squad honey badger
Dude acting edgy and weird at the show? I’m gonna go fuck with him
frozen kernel
Asked one dude at Keanu Reeves’s show “why you actin like such a pooper at such a dope show” and he was just frothing because he didn’t want to move his elbow from the railing
Some random mom ended up buying me a drink and I helped her flag down her sister
She was like
“u drink?”
“Ye”
[holds up can] “snag me one of these and anything you want” and just hands me $40
frozen kernel
copper hawk
BITE BY NIGHT UPDATE
jagged cradle
BITE BY NIGHT UPDATE
the roblox game?
copper hawk
yah
sterile stone
@plush estuary https://youtube.com/shorts/OjAAZpWvkTQ?si=Jahd4MyCRcJQ1F6S
sullen forge
BITE BY NIGHT UPDATE
rough token
signal spoke
sullen forge
Possibly
acoustic dune
gay
narrow mauve
yeah
narrow mauve
did you see what i send ?
the plantfuckers liked it and i did too
acoustic dune
the plantfuckers liked it and i did too
what did they say?
narrow mauve
what did they say?
acoustic dune
the (the getting straight splinter) is so fun for me
narrow mauve
mostly horrified
narrow mauve
i dont have a bluesky
acoustic dune
fine twitter is fine too
narrow mauve
just put my discord username in the desc i guess
narrow mauve
fine twitter is fine too
naw feel free to post it wherever
acoustic dune
naw feel free to post it wherever
its mostly for the tag
so they know whom to blame
narrow mauve
give them my discord..
zinc talon
h
zinc talon
7
acoustic dune
give them my discord..
aight
zinc talon
oh my god I can type my 7s how I write my 7s
acoustic dune
OKRIN
zinc talon
what's up pal
narrow mauve
dude just post the image here worse things have been passed in zealot-chat
zinc talon
you could just draw a tank and say you heard wrong
narrow mauve
(obviously a joke)
acoustic dune
yknow you're not like, honor-bound
No...
I am blood bound
narrow mauve
i did not require wolp to draw his oc and my sergal getting the omniman treatment between plant ass cheeks
acoustic dune
I'd draw a tank and say I misheard him
Omg I haven't slept yet
zinc talon
or someone jamming on a guitar for a twaaaa a a ang
oh damn sorry I heard twang not twink
acoustic dune
did you show someone else
I show the whole ass thing to like a part of zeal chat
In another server
void bison
yummy endo
narrow mauve
The b1adewolp zealot server
send me pls
invit
that sounds lovely and i think i would fit right in
acoustic dune
yummy endo
is this real
void bison
is this real
are you real
lunar fable
@heady rapids the only shiny i caught today was a zubat 😭
Now I have 2 ugly green bats
Zubat and swoobat
heady rapids
<@400388201782706207> the only shiny i caught today was a zubat 😭
I mean it's nice
crobat is pink
frozen kernel
Replaced by shinx in gen 4 oof
lunar fable
Maybe when luxray gets a mega 
frozen kernel
When even Pokémon mystery dungeon replaced the tribe it was so sad
narrow mauve
yummy endo
"yummy" and "endo"
ifykyk
frozen kernel
MegaWHAT there is nothing past Gen 4 I don’t know what you mean
You must’ve hit your head falling off the porch. Cmon, I just got new codes for my action replay and we’re gonna get the secret Giratina behind the waterfall
heady rapids
hisuian or normal
heady rapids
or did they like fuck it up completely
lunar fable
Apparently it's country flag
lunar fable
We're using another mod for breeding I think
frozen kernel
Why he look like AI
lunar fable
That's prob why it's not ot
frozen kernel
heady rapids
heady rapids
We're using another mod for breeding I think
why...
lunar fable
And the bug happens when you try breeding
frozen kernel
frosty herald
frozen kernel
Got this video of a binturong eating a quail egg
misty ravine
https://tenor.com/view/green-color-color-green-gif-26140960
It's him
The Green Bastard from Parts Unknown
lunar fable
frozen kernel
Critical Hit
heady rapids
me when i have to clock into my shift from the comfort of my home after sleeping for 9 hours
frozen kernel
Better than commuting tbh
heady rapids
thats true
commuting turning your 9 to 5 into a 6 to 8
https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-cute-kitty-silly-cat-silly-kitty-snug-kitty-gif-16880601942232757801
frozen kernel
Basically, give or take with weather
The only upside of summer is you don’t have to worry about school buses
narrow mauve
slop
i couldve sworn these same guys did a birthday video for sanguinius and some other primarchs too
heady rapids
narrow mauve
im planting my shi
signal spoke
narrow mauve
need cuddles
narrow mauve
we got furry diddy before gta 6
obsidian prairie
Guh
narrow mauve
vernal spruce
me after i assassinate a smyker 🙏
primal scroll
me after i assassinate a smyker 🙏
Imma play smyker later just to piss you off
heady rapids
X
frosty herald
Annoying little shit
copper hawk
@sullen forge @median steeple ive made outfits for that stupid fnaf game
'85 '87 and '93
left to right clockwise
my brain is moldy
im suych a. chud
frosty herald
<@820414945543716944> <@508465754832633896> ive made outfits for that stupid fna...
Did he get beat up
copper hawk
yes
ebon bobcat
This game just started existing just 3 weeks ago
glossy nimbus
i gotta get back on pressure
ebon bobcat
i gotta get back on pressure
Missus you should play Bite by Night
It's good
And totally not unbalanced
glossy nimbus
Missus you should play Bite by Night
I'm literally watching a vid on it rn
solar gorge
ik ppl older than me who watched bluey tbh
narrow mauve
ATTENTION STALKERS
AN EMISSION IS APPROACHING
SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY 🗣️
glossy nimbus
ATTENTION STALKERS
AN EMISSION IS APPROACHING
SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY 🗣️
shut up femboy
median steeple
<@820414945543716944> <@508465754832633896> ive made outfits for that stupid fna...
Purple.. I like the dark blue one
narrow mauve
shut up femboy
moans
copper hawk
it's good luck
i won like
7 out of 8 rounds
and lost to a expensive skin Ennard cuz i guessed the wrong exit
pizzeria guard w
copper hawk
Purple.. I like the dark blue one
ourple Guiye
frosty herald
AYO WHY HE OURPLE😂 😂 😂
glossy nimbus
https://tenor.com/view/bite-by-night-ennard-five-nights-at-freddy%27s-roblox-asy...
inb4 this game is taken tf down
copper hawk
Theyre already talking with cawthon
tulip gulch
spare talon
solar gorge
i like this
narrow mauve
@ebon bobcat
heady rapids
i have this thing at hom
narrow mauve
gay frog black frog rat frog
tulip gulch
Gaog blog rrog
narrow mauve
glossy nimbus
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2041361892929573097
That is just a thick minute of silence huh
Sheesh
narrow mauve
That is just a thick minute of silence huh
hi missus
glossy nimbus
Hi l0ser
median steeple
Nutella jumpscare
frosty herald
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2041361892929573097
they did not like the speech at all lmfao
not a single sincere smile on their faces
glossy nimbus
Not sure if they just think trump is a piece of shit or if they're saving themselves in the public eye
frosty herald
that hes a piece of shit lmao
frosty herald
him anouncing hes cutting nasa funding and then doing this speech
feels like a personal fuck you ngl
solar gorge
they cutting funding to uni's that don't peddle his ideology btw
narrow mauve
Trump speaks so casually
9 sets of big don at the gym
solar gorge
it's fucked
glossy nimbus
I can't tell if this is 5d chess or a monkey playing poker cuz what the actual fuck
narrow mauve
Didn't he just say some bullshit about fighting aliens
he's living out his god-emperor fantasy
like actually
the jokes are starting to become reality and it's scaring me
misty nova
Not exactly how that works
signal spoke
not a single sincere smile on their faces
Thr amount of side eyes on the guy from the left ks killing me lmao
misty nova
frosty herald
Didn't he just say some bullshit about fighting aliens
narrow mauve
Not exactly how that works
i didnt make the meme so idk
frosty herald
hes missing out bigtime
frosty herald
Thr amount of side eyes on the guy from the left ks killing me lmao
they care more about a rotating mic than the president lmfao
signal spoke
solar gorge
saved
signal spoke
they care more about a rotating mic than the president lmfao
They are so us, the other clip is two of them playing with the plush lmao
twilit shard
they care more about a rotating mic than the president lmfao
Anything is more interesting than listening to the washed up billinionare talk atp
tulip gulch
Anything is more interesting than listening to the washed up billinionare talk a...
What billionaire isnt washed up lol
solar gorge
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2041404581415112768
i posted this earlier...
twilit shard
The ones without dementia idk
narrow mauve
why do i have a gif of the bakushin armpit incident saved
misty nova
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2041404581415112768
There's another which replaces the Nutella jar with true
solar gorge
narrow mauve
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439809540488167444/1462819079839809600/a...
this goes really hard if it isn't ai
honestly hard to tell with the image quality
narrow mauve
yeh
frosty herald
big foot chiefing that skrong
tulip gulch
Skronging my balls
misty nova
Big Boof
tulip gulch
They put me in a ball
A ball room
A ball room with balls
And balls make me have balls
Balls?
I had balls once
glossy nimbus
i had balls
I have them in a jar
ebon bobcat
<@1007404878383042744>
drowsy steppe
shadow spruce
why do i have a gif of the bakushin armpit incident saved
Bc ur a freakazoid
shadow spruce
The lash is an asshole
wicked prairie
What billionaire isnt washed up lol
Almighty gabe
wicked prairie
He can have as many yachts as he wants
frosty herald
He can have as many yachts as he wants
so rich that he can buy the yacht building company
devout vault
gaunt roost
think about playing darktide
remember crushers exist
no longer want to play darktide
placid fiber
think about playing darktide
remember crushers exist
no longer want to play da...
I thought about playing darktide, but, did the much better choice of playing 13.6 hours of Guntouchables instead >.>'
ivory marlin
Kark grenade
placid fiber
I got the rest of the achievements last night, and am just playing for fun now. :3
gaunt roost
I thought about playing darktide, but, did the much better choice of playing 13....
i chose to play 90 hours of ultrakill and twwh3 instead
ivory marlin
Still haven’t beat 8-3
placid fiber
i chose to play 90 hours of ultrakill and twwh3 instead
I even have my dog to keep me company
ivory marlin
Too lazy to remember how to play
shadow spruce
ivory marlin
misty nova
think about playing darktide
remember crushers exist
no longer want to play da...
Weak Aura
ivory marlin
Hi higui
placid fiber
I was vastly overestimating how hard the natural selection challenges for the mission types was going to be. I played the doctor character and didn't even go down once, even when redlining with the bloody headband for part of 1 of them
The most annoying part was there were no alpha mutations, so no free ammo drops...
shadow spruce
Hammer child
shadow spruce
I was vastly overestimating how hard the natural selection challenges for the mi...
Erm this should give you infinite ammo
placid fiber
Erm this should give you infinite ammo
Just get +200% ammo on the minigun with +60 damage per shot on it(cause of ur assault rifle and mirror trinket), while it reloads in 0.6 seconds and zaps enemies near the enemy hit for half damage... ez
shadow spruce
Just get +200% ammo on the minigun with +60 damage per shot on it(cause of ur as...
Do u have a controller
placid fiber
Do u have a controller
Uh, I am not playing Guntouchables on a controller. Not with how much you have to aim... It'd be as bad as Risk of Rain 2 was with a controller the 1 time I tried it
but no, my last xbox 360 controller died a while back and I haven't gotten a new one yet
Now playing Rogue Legacy 2 with a mouse and keyboard is rough... tho some things are easier, like aiming the ranged weapons. A lot of other things are harder, tho, with a mouse and keyboard in that game >.>'
shadow spruce
but no, my last xbox 360 controller died a while back and I haven't gotten a new...
thats rough i was gonna say u should play skate 4
placid fiber
thats rough i was gonna say u should play skate 4
I almost never used it anyway, so it wasn't a big deal when it died
ivory marlin
She tyrantrum on my headsmash till i tyrantrum used headsmash, it was extremely ineffective, the opponent has fainted
placid fiber
The spitter arena, when all you have is a shotgun, is utter cancer... unless you have the super slug since that makes the shotgun way more accurate... <.<'
ivory marlin
Buddy just posting shit atp
placid fiber
The spitter arena, when all you have is a shotgun, is utter cancer... unless you...
It's worse than trying to snipe enemies with the autopistol in darktide... without dance of death or any hive scum bonus accuracy stuff
and I mean 60+ meters away enemies, by sniping with that(which is cancer, don't try it)
south prism
le funee shopel person
tulip gulch
is the 400 a stamina curio
steel crag
le funee shopel person
based helbore user
south prism
toughness
tulip gulch
i see
tulip gulch
missing 1% toughness
south prism
ik!!!!
patiently waiting for it to appear in the shop
so fucking many of these but no 17 toughness 😔
wait
omfg
placid fiber
missing 1% toughness
Could be worse, they could be caught up a creek without a paddle fighting man sized bugs
tulip gulch
lol
how does the mod even differentiate between oranges and reds
i thought it just replaced all orange weapons with red
placid fiber
how does the mod even differentiate between oranges and reds
max rated curios/weapons, I believe
south prism
max rated blessings primarily
placid fiber
430 is the max rating for curios, iirc
tulip gulch
i see
patent remnant
does power level rlly matter all that much with curios ???
frosty herald
no
south prism
i'm honestly not educated fully on how power works in DT. i only know how it worked on VT2
frosty herald
only with stamina
a 410 stamina 3 curio is real
below that its still real but youll only get decimals
instead of a full bar
south prism
all i know is the funny number that's bigger is better than the funny number that's smaller
tulip gulch
i'm honestly not educated fully on how power works in DT. i only know how it wor...
for curios it doesnt really matter outside of differentiating real and fake 3 stamina curios
acoustic dune
all i know is the funny number that's bigger is better than the funny number tha...
Hello wolp pack
shadow spruce
Hello wolp pack
zinc talon
ivory marlin
this one's still green because it's not upgraded fully for example
Its green for an amazing reason
molten ginkgo
tulip gulch
its green because it can be placed there
ivory marlin
I keep getting these videos
acoustic dune
you have both a great and evil talent
Ye
shadow spruce
i dont know if i should be scared or impressed
acoustic dune
i dont know if i should be scared or impressed
Depend
acoustic dune
Or you the mpreg list
ivory marlin
Mom found the piss drawer but its cops found the mpreg list
glossy nimbus
shadow spruce
based
glossy nimbus
You think hes genuinely sorry or on his way to rebounding yet again
Bipolar is hard asf but hes done like. Actual sizeable damage.
I think he just genuinely needs to get the fuck out of the public view and stay on the down low
I want to feel bad
But at the same time
Literally platforming a white supremacist and making some nazi song
carmine lance
I’ve literally never listened to kanye tbh
carmine lance
Fox likes shocking dogs ig
sterile stone
I’ve literally never listened to kanye tbh
A lot of his older music is good
carmine lance
That’s what I hear people say
sterile stone
You think hes genuinely sorry or on his way to rebounding yet again
Wether he is or not it doesn’t matter
He’s been severely mentally ill even before his nazi outbursts
glossy nimbus
No way in fuck im in a pizzaria seeing hasan clips on television
violet hornet
That’s what I hear people say
Even the "good" is mid
sterile stone
And it will continue until he gets proper treatment (he won’t)
carmine lance
I like death grips a fair bit (experimental stuff can be pretty good)
Shame exmilitary is hard to find outside of youtube because they illegally used samples lol
glossy nimbus
Shame exmilitary is hard to find outside of youtube because they illegally used ...
Oh
carmine lance
Fwiw it was their first album
But yeah Beware is a great track
The charles manson jumpscare is a neccessary part of the song https://youtu.be/-qxa91EwFco?si=7xakqavX3uZ_n0lV
ivory marlin
I’ve literally never listened to kanye tbh
Real
carmine lance
So does kanye do rap or hip hop, i genuinely don’t know
ivory marlin
A lot of his older music is good
Typa guy to hear kanye hate and go “ok but have you heard graduation?”
carmine lance
I know people are crazy about graduation
ivory marlin
Never heard it
carmine lance
Same
shadow spruce
So does kanye do rap or hip hop, i genuinely don’t know
Racism
carmine lance
Well I doubt he’s doing rock concerts or idfk, country music
wheat matrix
Wtf hasan piker is on fox news
what the fuck?
olive raven
Bipolar is hard asf but hes done like. Actual sizeable damage.
Tbh he just like
Went in the classic “imma not take my meds and go manic” trope
Which as anyone can guess
glossy nimbus
what the fuck?
Its as bad as you can imagine
olive raven
Usually isn’t fuckin good
ebon bobcat
patent remnant
Now thats a name i havent heard in a while
RIGHT
olive raven
Now thats a name i havent heard in a while
Same as a victory screen rarely sees yours
sorry idk what came over me
low hanging fruit
frosty herald
Same as a victory screen rarely sees yours
I dont play games with victory screens
placid fiber
Welp, I beat 20 heat on a supply run in Guntouchables. Minigun getting empowered from a shotgun with the mirror is powerful
olive raven
Ah the classic “I can’t lose if I can’t win”
patent remnant
Now thats a name i havent heard in a while
saw him post abt new album on instagram and i've been on another kick listening to a bunch of the old schemaposse stuff
ivory marlin
Yall should listen to the twins by relogic
placid fiber
Welp, I beat 20 heat on a supply run in Guntouchables. Minigun getting empowered...
I have yet to play this rogue lite, that's supposed to be played with other players, with other players...
frosty herald
Yall should listen to the twins by relogic
placid fiber
Long time no see
Howdy. I've been busy, playing solo/with bots(still the only player in the multiplayer lobby)
glossy nimbus
Listen to twin fantasy by carseat head rest
glossy nimbus
Howdy. I've been busy, playing solo/with bots(still the only player in the multi...
I have gun touchables too
glossy nimbus
Never touched it
shadow spruce
gimme ur copy pls
placid fiber
Not sure how I feel about these heat settings, but, might as well give it the old college try
ivory marlin
The art style bothers me too much to want to try it
glossy nimbus
Shoulda got it while it was free
carmine lance
I’ve watched untouchable or whatever the mafia movie is called
ivory marlin
Sapranos
carmine lance
With the police officers busting al capone
placid fiber
I have gun touchables too
||Use the mirror trinket with a shotgun as your 1st weapon and a smg/minigun/rifle/pistol in your 2nd slot||
30% of 200+ damage to an automatic weapon goes hard
carmine lance
The untouchables
glossy nimbus
||~~Use the mirror trinket with a shotgun as your 1st weapon and a smg/minigun/r...
How is the game playing solo
ebon bobcat
Howdy. I've been busy, playing solo/with bots(still the only player in the multi...
This seems boring
placid fiber
How is the game playing solo
Not that bad. You just have to know what you're doing... and leave if you get warriors right off the bat >.>'
placid fiber
This seems boring
Well yeah, I've already gotten all of the achievements. Of course it is boring, there's no more to get
glossy nimbus
How does the game work
placid fiber
Alpha mutation warriors are one of the most dangerous enemies in Guntouchables, imo
placid fiber
How does the game work
You have your drone, which normally carries 1 free ammo refill and 1 free revive each mission. If the revive isn't used you get +50 money. The drone can get elemental buffs, damage buffs, attack speed buffs, a buff when you reload, and a shotgun
taking the no revives heat setting removes the free revive, but, you can find one in the mini shop things sometimes
Oh and make sure you don't get element types on enemies for the elements you want to/have to use x.x
cause they're immune to that element type <.<
glossy nimbus
Lmao
placid fiber
I love big bang the most, but, the marcus and linda are the easiest characters to play... big bang is the 2nd hardest, and alfred is the hardest >.>
Getting that +200% ammo on a minigun is hella fun, especially when it reloads in under 1 second
sterile stone
Typa guy to hear kanye hate and go “ok but have you heard graduation?”
I’m well aware Kanye isn’t mentally well