#zealot-class
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$400 dress
if you eat a large pizza you no longer fit it
LMAO
My family has big calf muscles
True af
Fatasses be having bigass calves
I wanted to get into kick boxing when I was younger
The only martial arts I did while I was younger was karate
You know what else is fun
And one time I spared with the leaders kid and he kicked me in the balls 15 times
Lifting someone up and slamming them on the ground
And then I never did karate again
Football was fun
I did kickboxing for awhile but I would get hit and just see red they had to remove me for everyone else's safety
Muay Thai
Lmfao "you don't wanna see me when I black out"
Krav Maga 
Fuck that shit
Baseball #1
Its stupid as shit lol
I consider someone an adult when they move past Krav maga
Once you realize krav maga is Israeli it makes sense
Krav Maga only works if the other person has never been in a fight and if you have a Glock 19 to fall back on
Netanyahu please teach me Krav maga
I'd like to get into taekwondo one day tbh
This implies you have some form of upper body strength
Tried and true
Tackle person
Pull .45
Magdump at point blank
I weigh 136 LBs I am never going to be in a fair fist fight
Not always
Go my 9mm
Fight? My brother in christ you're getting shot
I don't think I've been in a like, street fight since I became an adult
Pocket sand then magdump
embed fail wtf...
I haven't been in a fight since high school
Once ur outta school theres nothing stopping the other guy from just killing u
I haven't been in a fight since I put my brother's head thru a table
I am NOT doing that shit bruh
Id fight some people
I almost fought a dude at a concert cause he told me he was a true blue Nazi
I'm a pretty big boy tho so most of the time no one bites anyway
Dragon Ball gun meme
Hey guys should I taking this talent in my FoTF build?
Yeah, weird concert for it too
If I was legally sanctioned to Kill Nazis America wouldn't be like it is rn
They would just hide better lmao
What concert?
They'd all just say they really like kriegsmen
restrained, unarmed, injured from bombings, and under the age of 10
Street Sects, HEALTH, Perturbator
LMAO
and also if you have 3 other soldiers with guns behind you
How tf u go see HEALTH as a nazi
but u know other than those requirements it’s actually a great martial art
Tbh I think he went for Perturbator if anything, but yeah I agree lol
That makes sense
Im just sayin even before Nazi's we were too lenient with that whole Civil War thing
I need more candles
candle tuah
poll to skin Willow....
why would u do this
@grok
i don’t deserve to be skinned
Ngl seeing nazis invade punk culture was some shit
i am perfect and pure
seeing people on twitter say “@grok explain why absolutism is bad” (context was a “kill your local nazi” post)
hate twitter
They'll wriggle into anything if u don't kick them out
They're parasites
And their music sucks
Apparently that’s how they took over skinheads
saw a nazi get beat up a while ago outside of a concert
Learned that skinheads didn’t start out as Nazis but they got overtaken
that was awesome
They didn't get overtaken per se its just that fascists can't make anything themselves so they hijack other ppls shit
And those ppl unfortunately take the heat for it
Theres still plenty of anti-racist skinheads
Its just that the term has a bad association with it now
Ahem important announcement
You can apparently now play the Jak games on Steam Deck
It’s a good day for liberty
Guntouchables can go from 0 to 11 pretty damn quick, just like Darktide... I barely survived this mission thing this time cause I forgot it was that room... there was a decoy that would have made that room 10x easier, that I had left behind so I could have 2 ammo refills...
sigh time for the hardest boss, and I don't really have a good set of weapons x.x
Gottem, I beat the last 2 natural selection challenges(for 2 other run types) with shitty weapons so idk how this will go for sure... I have no way to clear hordes, tho, so that will be a problem
Is 3 your favorite Silent Hill?
Seems like a problem that can be solved with more boolets
100%
I need to play 4 tho
I heard rlly good things
I really like the expansion on the cult stuff in it
Genuinely I love 4
It's brutal if you're blind
But it's a really fun game and I think holds up to 1-3
Bad news for me
2 is good but overhyped. 3 is my favorite silent hill too
2 is overhyped for a reason
woo, I did it
I still need to beat f tbh
I got the standing in bile makes you do more damage trinket, which let me have +35% damage almost that entire fight since the boss spits out bile pools constantly while it is up... and there's a ring in the middle of the boss arena that has bile on it for the entire fight(but the boss damages you if you are in it when it pops back up)
Same
I enjoyed 4 as well. It was a bit different so it gets hate for that but it was fun.
I got it to the next level, from that
Last time I played it kept crashing when I opened the map...
I wonder if it'll work now that I have a new Linux distro
Last time I played it I stared at a puzzle for 40 minutes and went "I don't have the brain capacity for this"
Only have 2 achievements left to get in Guntouchables... do 3 weekly challenge runs(I'm at 2/3) and do a run with no upgrades <.<
There was an event near me where they decorated Little Tokyo for the Silent Hill F launch
That sounds really fun tbh
crack build
How do you feel about f's combat?
zealot penances are so annoying to grind for
grinding is suffering
238.9K likes, 948 comments. “silent hill f stamp rally event today in #littletokyo the prize for all the stamps was the steelbook cover! I didn’t get to try the rose bread & latte from cafe dulce because they sold out by 1pm 💔”
Yea it was awesome
First few ppl to finish it got an exclusive steelbook
I wouldn't know cause it kept crashing lmao
worst part is u cant just turn your brain off for them
and they are either insanely difficult or insanely tedious or insanely LONG
zealot probably has the worst penances
What makes me sad is I have yet to get offered the mirror trinket, out of all of the 5 or 6 runs I've done tonight... I love the mirror trinket, but, the game is saying no :/
Thats how they squeeze game time outta you
Fuck that's awesome
Rip, when/if you do play it lmk
Yea they went all out it was surprising
Fatmangus build is how I finally managed to overcome my disgust of stealth zealot to finish the penances at like 900 hours lol
Zealot and Ogryn are so rough
I'll have to try it again for sure but I might play 4 first
drop the build pretty please
Is actually super gd fun, basically invincible, and a shockingly effective damage machine
Shroud has been most impactful zealot ult for 6 months
Better Marty zealot than Marty zealot
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nice.
It’s hard to put down Chastise tbh
I'm goated
Just such a fun ability
I think my issue with zealot is that I actually like none of the nades or abilities
Martyr could prob be rly good if it was strength instead of damage
Im a fan of the knives and the flashbangs but I never got on with the incendiaries
Or make 2 wound curios real
I love discord not working
Both are now completely overshadowed by scum imo
Troo
Shiv knives are so good
embeds aren't working
Wack
"hey kids do you want zealot knives but better"
What are the good all around melee weapons for the zealot or is it better to specialize in either anti horde or anti armor?
Hahah embed fail everyone laugh at Moth 
Relic blade is great
I enjoy the molotovs they're a good "I don't want to deal with that direction"
I need the rush of a 30m+ knife headshot
Atp my rig is relic, flamer, molotovs with Marty and shroud
Optimized for boss onetapping kek
Can reliably onetap pogryns and burgles on auric
I actually don’t like them
It throws me off
They’re “heavier”
It’s weird because they drop HARD after a certain distance
Yeah heavier, fuckall damage but chem
Just don’t feel good
And they take more time to kill stuff that needs to die ASAP
They’re nice in triple barrel scum because 1 shotgun shot (less than min pellets) + knives finishes most non-Ogryn
It's genuinely faster to just running heavy whatever you want to kill lmao I barely use the shiv throw
Exactly
They feel great to cross map snipers with
Any time I miss the shotgun one shot and don’t want to waste the ammo, I just chuck a knife
Like dopamine reward greatb
It’s also great for when a bomber or something runs off
They feel way worse than zealot throwing knives at range and vs moving targets
.
Like pinging them with the Arbites dog and knowing, “Yeah he’s fuckin dead lets keep moving”
Yea I don’t enjoy the missing part
It’s nice when u hit it
It’s just way worse at missing
Hitting moving targets is tricky with the shiv knives yeah
Or if a teammate/the tox finishes the enemy off
No refund lmao
All the mfs that stand still r usually out of range too lmao
Like legit if it's within shiv throw range 9/10 times you're better off just running heavy
Unless you're using the cc heavy shivs I guess but why would u
yeah let's make strikedown and sweep variants
make the sweep variant inferior in every way kek
Side dodge with alley cat and close the gap
Tox knives are alr for getting a bit of damage on elites first before u melee
Crusher when u don't have any rockets left
That's why I find it rewarding
Tbh I’m a Mk1 enjoyer so if they don’t nerf them into the ground I’m satisfied
I use em to kill bombers, snipers, and trappers tbh
Sometimes I'll hit a dog with em
Otherwise I use em for like
Soften crushers
Free tox stacks on crushers and bosses
This is the main use case for me
I’d rather swap to gun and shoot for specialists
They just don't kill fast enough
I think they're great for soft, squishy specials tbh
2 knives + a couple heavies for the refund, then keep going
how does the Eviscerator compare to the Relic Blade?
Harder to use well ime, fun tho
Special attack locks you into it, relic blade doesn't require you to think about that ever
Relic Blade defo easier to use ime
I am thinking of sticking with a heavy las pistol for utility in picking off specalists
@sterile basalt how's the encompassing guide coming along?
is there a better main gun for Zealot?
XV is much better at single target but needs long dps window to maximize effect
Both are way worse at mixed horde
Ime bolter is very go to for zealot
Did u see the newest weapon section format yet
Check crusher section
I come home, play some Disco or RDR2 and sleep
I started playing Witcher 3
How is it?
I didn’t like it at first
I only ever played 2 and that game pmo
Like?
I for one hated the combat early on
Why the bolter? is it to kill Carpace armored foes like Crushers?
Disco Elysium?
Just good at killing specials in hordes
Aye, yeah
Peak
3432 build fwiw
because of high damage and accuracy?
Weapon & gear durability, don’t like
Most of the gear u collect are trash and take up space, don’t like
Combat flow, didn’t like, still iffy on
And the fact that u need to be at a fast travel spot to use fast travel, sucks, I use mod for that
And a good bit of pen on it, yeah
I'm ngl I'm so burnt out on gear collector RPGs rn
I tried playing new GoW and couldn't
oh wait, the boltgun can pen through a pox walker and still kill a specalist?
The thing I didn’t like the most was combat actually
hahahhaa thats halarious
Like
It's amazingly well written tbh
wtf do u mean enemies dodge and run away from me
It is
That just kills the whole flow
I need to do a 2nd playthrough
I have restarted like 9 times tbh
No it’s the fact that enemies are so passive
They only dodge away when u attack to purposefully make fights last longer
Instead of high pressure all the way through
These enemies have like SM2 enemy attack frequency
1 attack per 30 seconds
I thought about getting a Mazovian tattoo cause of that game
Antlers and a star go hard
Ive been done, friend 
But the story is quite good
I feel your pain
I'm still so very disappointed by 2, I played 1 for genuinely a decade or so
And choices actually have consequences which is good
Shoehorned RPG loot is just driving me insane and it pains me to say the one good thing AC Valhalla did was its gear
If I end up really liking it I might get like, a skill I really like done
I will say tho
Unlocking stuff, finding recipes, crafting better gear etc
These are fun in Witcher 3
It feels like corporate board meeting mass appeal atp
And they somewhat salvage the gear stuff
Because u actually have a core gear grind going on outside of the trash u collect
Just have like 10 outfits and a few weapons and fucking delete the goddamn dura
Ghost Recon Breakpoint faced so much backlash when it launched with RPG loot that they rolled out a whole separate “game mode” where you can just turn it off and play Wildlands again
Ik, that's what my friends and I did with it
But you had to engage with it to get the shit from the raid island
I miss the old Ghost Recon...
Fucking ass
Tbh I love 2077
Future Soldier my beloved
I miss Rainbow Six Vegas 2
I should give w3 a shot at some point
Yea old Rainbow too
Do better
W3 story is fairly good even tho it drags a bit
Vegas was where it’s at
And there’re quest cutoffs which are annoying
Every old Ubisoft IP honestly
Vegas 2 my beloved
Vegas banged so hard
My fit in wildlands is exmil divorced dad
It even had voice commands
Vegas is Rainbow not Ghost Recon
Durdint matter
It’s all Clancy Cinematic Universe
I’m so sad Splinter Cell had to die for no reason at all
Yall ain't real clancers if you ain't read all the books
Splinter cell is tragic being such a good franchise belonging to such a shit company
Hitman is just not my cup of tea
Stealthslop
I’m butthurt that it’s the only fucking modern stealth game worth its salt nowadays
Getting a bit too feisty
Were never getting another Splinter Cell breh
Splinter Cell, Far Cry, Ghost Recon, Rainbow, Assassin's. Ubi has like, the best IPs
They took Fisher into a retirement home and shot him
Nah
The retirement home is Siege
They pushed him into siege
That shit had me trying to do the splinter kick in my hallway at like 11 putting a hole in the wall
They put his old ass into siege which is the equivalent of shooting him
Siege is now the retirement home for Stealth game protagonists
And somehow soiled all of them
They got Snake and Fisher locked up
Truth
level 40 in div 2 yay
Snake being in a Ubisoft game was def not on my bingo card
I joined up in s6 iirc when they added gridlock and the other stralian and it was good until they put iana in
I loved the detail of Sam grunting if he's stuck doing something very exherting
I think I still have the first game on CD
Conviction had a good multiplayer story
The beginning of the end was removing the best map in the world, Favela
And no one can say otherwise
Splinter Cell multiplayer was underrated
Splinter Cell (left to die, milking Sam’s corpse in DLC’s for other games)
Far Cry (lost the sauce)
Ghost Recon (left to die after breakpoint failed)
Rainbow (whale game)
AC (lost the whole fucking plot)
Spies vs Mercs
Ok, colonel-dog, let's go for a walk.
That shit was fun
Watch Dogs publicly executed
The ending genuinely shocked me tbh
Watch dogs 2 was a genuine vibe
It makes sense but like, having to duel
Yea but after Legion I don't think were getting another one
And they fucked it up
I will say I’m greatful my coop partner didn’t realize we had to kill each other
Oh yeah and For Honor
and it just drops you in there
Also publicly executed
I sure didn't lmao
My partner blasted my ass 
Even before the dialogue finished
Isn’t there an alternate ending where you don’t shoot each other?
Or am I just misremembering
The best thing out of Legion is the loading screen using the Ghosts of the Past leitmotif 
I think you have to kill each other
Please do not the killzone
Killzone introducing sick melee executions before BF3
I'll be honest, didn't play 2
Finished 1, found out we don't follow Mr Watch Dog, was sad 
Lost Planet 2 had a great coop mode
Watch Dogs 1 had a better story, but Watch Dogs 2 was a much better sandbox imo
Killzone ISA grunts lowk dripped out
@sterile stone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3_pom6vHpw
Dude looks like a airsoft larper
Legion just had to give us “original hacker do not steal” or the agent guy from the beginning but they really wanted to push the “lmao old lady with a taser” shtick
Welcome to early 2000s kit
The customization is actually pretty decent if you can find a civilian that you
A. Like the appearance of
B. Can stand their voice
I will say
There’s one game who’s trailer was hype as fuck
And it’s the ballad of gay Tony
Genuinely best gta story out there
Bioshock Infinite having the coolest pre-rendered cinematic trailer of Booker flying around on skyhooks just to release hot wank
GTA IV was so good 
The biggest disappointment was the sea of dreams trailer you unlocked for beating the game
Bioshock 2 still banged tho
I’ll always love the first
i hate that you need to use a patcher to get the older versions ack cause they fuckin patched out the intro song
Prey 2017 tho?
A MAN CHOOSES
Wasn’t the sequel to prey suppose to be you being a intergalactic bounty hunter
The fuck happened
FUCK
Development hell
That reminds me of the cancelled star wars bounty hunter game
You know what? I kinda get that
1313
It died with 1313
Never played Bioshock but learned a lot about it
Fuck disney
Monky
bioshock 2 is actually the best bioshock but the world isnt ready dfor that discussion yet
I’m both happy and sad that Jedi Fallen Order/Survivor did so well because I WANT ANOTHER JEDI KNIGHT GAME
BRING ME KYLE KATARN ON UE5
I've had enough Jedi for one lifetime
Sleeping Dogs deserved a sequel instead of a shitty mmo spin off
I want to be a Rebel grunt
That too
Or a bounty hunter
Proper Battlefront game
kyle katarn got split into cassian andor and kal cestis hes never coming back
Seeing the Bryar in Andor was such a hit
Best you got is the SWTOR story
gub
Andor was so peak
Brother you're pulling this stuff from the depths
I LOVE
lwk creamed a lil
JEDI!!!!!!!!
Sleeping Dogs got an MMO?
My guy I use to own hundreds of games disks as a kid
I LOVE CAL KESTIS

Luthen Rael my goat
just play yakuza lol
I know, same 
Saw Gerrera my goat
So the best way to explain it is like
Imagine a brawler game mixed in with a idle sim territory management game
Didn't they fire the guy who made Yakuza?
that got a remake recently ithink
It never left the Asian market testing phase
cant wait to watch a video essay about this game in 5 years
Where is my throwing a man into the AC fan
There’s already one
Where is my HOT PORK BUN
epic
MAN WHO DOES NOT EAT PORK BUN IS NOT A WHOLE MAN
Every IP I grew up loving is dying because of shareholders
but yeah yakuza 1-6 and like a dragon and man who sold his name are peak
But don't forget, people are patting them on the back for it
counting down the hours till I can die and go to bed because god damn today has been ass!
The worst part is that it’s literally so easy for them to make money making even a decent product
But instead
They make abysmal dogshit
Here’s the video
It enshittifies our product but they get their money's worth
man who sold his name was a good sendoff to kiryu and about when i stopped caring about the series
1 achievement left in Guntouchables... not choosing any upgrades, this one will actually be hard :/
shareholders are parasites
I don’t even understand how they figure the irreparable damage to the brand and meager sales are “good enough” compared to the yachts of money they could make even putting a little bit in
They’re being beat out by AMOGUS and Lethal Company ffs lmao
iv been sleeping on some of these zealot weapons im experimenting with shock maul knife chain axe and regular axe shits pretty fun
Praying this game gets another installment
"We'll make a game that costs 4 billion dollars and launches to positive reception and then kill it off in 2 months"
EA with BF6
EA set insane expectations for BF6
they wanted player numbers that not even CoD hit
like bro
Yea they did
What did they expect?
4 million players?
Are u stupid
Even when their competitors are shooting themselves in the foot they'll find a way to fuck up
What’s crazy is that it would’ve probably secured them so many more sales if they just didn’t include the bright neon cosmetics that everyone was pitching a fit about. Let alone any of the map balance shit
It’s the little stuff where they just went “meh, we’ll make enough and not worry about it”
also why isn't embeds working tf
Which they knew ppl didn't want cause they kept bragging and saying they weren't gonna have silly cosmetics
And then they don’t make enough
Then implemented them anyways
LITERALLY THAT TOO
A whole trailer
They’ve got a whole roster of maps they could just spit on and re-release
Just port the BF3 and BF4 mals
lack of swag
U lost the sauce
Fr
Ur washed
nah discord embeds are having issues globally
Give me Caspian border
Customization in BFV was unmatched
I'm not doing BFV revisionism
All very authentic outfits with full character + head-torso-leg customization
crazy how gamebannana is still so prevalent
websites been unchanged for like 20 years or sum shit
Gamebanana my goat
No weird operators except the one German lady with the gas mask
I loved the game but the customization was def one of the most hated parts of it
Everyone else kinda fit
opening gamebannana feels like being thrown back to web 1.0
Reee FEMALES was most of it
just objectivly false
I'm personally do nae care for them putting women in the game, the people bitching were more annoying than anything
Objectively true
Which is stupid
yeah if they make them fit it's fine tbh
AAA customization shit like Ready or Not don't count
find it funny that BFV just didn't have the soviets which had an insane amount of armed and fighting women
like bro
They didn’t get that far
how tf you gonna have a ww2 game without the soviets
FRRRRRR
EA pulled the plug after the Pacific Expansion
goalpost moving moment
Sure
ready or not is also like double a at best
Kinda shit they didn’t launch with Russians though
Yeah
Let me dream dammit
REACH was triple a
Thats why I said it doesn't count
I wish RoN was good
RIP the big homie George, he deserved better
Because I'm talking about AAA multiplayer customization
AVT would’ve gone so hard on Medic
theres another game like ron thats basically doing everything they promised but i cant memeber what its called
Zero Hour?
he died thinking he saved reach,, we should all be so lucky
SWAT 4
Indian RoN
I loved Reach's customization BUT I hated the credit system so fuckin much
Goddddddddd
Lol yea
IIRC Ground Branch is like RoN but you can just shoot them because they’re all terrorists
peak
Found how how to cheat the system as a kid
Wait
Dead ass once you hit your daily cap
New Mercenaries game
Ez fix
Ehhhhhh
All links don’t work yeah
Rekt
warhammer 40k fire warrior 2
Snorgel at discord fucked up
the game this world truely needs
I just want Armored Core to get an expansion
The extraction shooter spin off we need
Give it a crumb of attention they're giving to Elden Ring pls bro
if they wasted dev time on a shitty extraction shooter id kill you for putting the idea into the world
This pls
It did so well
Instead we got Nightreign
And Shadows of the Erdtree
I forgot about Skibidi Tree
I love nightreign because it gave artorias new moves and new animations
sigh
and new effects
warhammer 40k extraction shooter, people just be saying anything these days
Elden Ring is getting another dlc...
While AC6s multiplayer is just ded
tbf ac6s multiplayer was just a shitty duels system that barely anyone played to begin with
ER is getting an medium ish update not a full ass DLC
Dks2 SoftS > ER
which just adds new classes iirc
they should remake the best souls game
Still more than anything AC has gotten post launch
dark souls 2
New Ace Combat game save me
I rather play through a billion OG DS1 low FPS run throughs than another DS2 oen
Huehuehuehue
true i cant wait for ace combat
@lunar fable
the 3ds ace combat game is also suprisingly good, play that if you have a 3ds
Ace Combat 5 still my fav
chimbo
Nah but if we’re talking about games that aren’t released but should be released
You don’t need to slowly chug if you don’t take damage
The long dark 2
and i would rather play ds3 with a broken broken straight sword than play ds1
Ds1 is heat
this is because you are weak
but but interconnected first half but but but but
30FPS isn’t even a big deal
SHUT UPPP
I have like over 20 playthroughs one 1 yeah it's pre good
ITS POOP
Gamers are just babies
FROM A BUTT
cope
Blight town wasn't 30 fps
and seethe
it was 10
ds2 peak
Would it be fair to like. Call scum pay to win
Tru
I have like 50 or so playthroughs on BB I'm fine with 30 fps
nah psyker lowkey is still the best class
ao
ao
Scoomer is silly but not so strong it'll carry a player way higher than they "deserve"
I think the DLC classes are more front loaded than the original 4, but player skill is worth more than anything. If the player sucks, it doesn’t matter how much damage Scum can put out if they’re licking the floor
Mfw seeing a player not shit themselves with a class is now called pay to win
I am
Flabbergasted
I actively perform worse on scum because I'm so used to be being able to take a melee hit
they can make the dlc classes as strong as they want a mid tier psyker will still outclass them
this is because psyker is fuckin busted
As it kinda should be, just in a more satisfying way one day hopefully
Because purg staff is so dreadful
But the space wizard psychic maelstrom time bomb should be the strongest person in a group of all non-modified humans (Ogryn not withstanding)
I wish surge staff was better
I mean scum has like 3 abilities that render 3 things utterly null.
Desperado, pick pocket, and...stim pack.
Id include the infinite dodges but I guess its justified by scum being really vulnerable to damage
SAME
I love Scum, I just hate most Scum players
Desperado had it too good for too long..
You could say they're
You also gotta factor in scum is as strong as they are because the class can also crumple like wet paper if they misstep
Scum
The amount of baby tears when they changed pickpocket
“Waaaah I want my money back this isn’t what I paid for”
Still infinite ammo
i play pure melee psyker with scriers because its fun and im the least useful psyker on any team even if im the only psyker
The police are on their way to arrest you for this
i call it magic zealot
I'm tellin you there 2 types of complainers when it comes to balance
I mean didn't they make scum even stronger
booo hooo just melee a single dog and get over it
actual die hard class players and the people who just jump from OP thing to OP thing
Dog parries the push
Get fucked.fallout
they went from Psword and review bombed when it got nerfed, then they went to pysker and when it go "nerfed" they went to arby, then to scum
Psword got nerfed???
years ago
i like to play the game and have fun
and it cause those types to review bomb
Sheesh you're telling me it was stronger than it is rn???
Ages ago, you used to be able to do like 5 or 6 powered slashes in a row
then they moved to psyker
What was the nerf
This is why I’ve been playing since the beta
WOAH
Melee gud
HELL NAH
I always run bubble because I have to load into every match assuming my team needs an instructional manual on how to properly breath
l4d2 walked so dt could run as they say
And that was back when there weren't 5 bajillion enemies all at once >.>'
It was 7 with power cycler, 3 without
Power Cycler also had like a 0.05% chance to drop on your psword
It was so great in the beginning
Yes, you got like 6 powered hits per activation (or a very silly number with Power Cycler). There was only the Mk3 but also Crushers and Bulwarks were way less common
I had an incredible match yesterday where it was 3 scum and a psyker a pack of crushers appeared and we all got hit by an overhead within 10s of eachother and died instantly
Oh power cycler allowed 10 charged lights I remember being told
so glad i started playing after they made blessinfgs manual
Nope, 3 without, 7 with.
Then people started crouching and 360 spinning like beyblades
There was a bug where power cycler gave you infinite lights for a bit
if you killed one enemy per swing*
Tweaking
I miss the infernus kant12 meta man
I joined up literally like the day after they made the changes
i implore everone to use the shock maul on zealot btw its so fun
It’s honestly hard to believe we played without it
You needed the stars to align for the perfect weapon
MILLIONS OF PLASTEEL
Real shit I love the smaul
You needed the right stats, and all of your upgrades were a fucking gamble
So you’d finally get a mobility dump
And then you’d get block eff on it
gets perfect roll gets dogshit blessing, repeat
what a good dump stat for heavy evis
Be me:
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Buy mk3 bull butcher with good stat distro
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Roll block eff
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roll confident strike
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roll sprint eff
Bricked
repeat 200 times
mfs filling their empty character slots with veterans just to get more rolls at sour milk's slop shop to try and get power cycler 4
Me with Evi Mk3
Devs out here chasing the gameplay loop that caused us to become gambling addicts and failing with each new update post unlocked and loaded
Meanwhile they could just add a new tier of rarity
evi mark 3 my beloved, i love my higher dmg lights than heavys
Args, do you like Takis
I can't remember
I just want organized campaigns
Dew not
damn
Running 1-4 missions with the same team
what is a good dump stat for mark 3 evis im thing either cleave or pen tbh
Takis are good but the chip itself sucks
Nice short satisfying operations
Keep it real I’m not a big chip guy
Maybe they’re map based
I got these
Mobility
Dump is always mobility
oh okay
If it doesn't have mobility the dump is defences
yay!
Mobility mk3
Cleave targets mk15
7?! Damn that really was way too many slashes. I forgot how many it was, since I never used the power sword with power cycler(since I didn't have it at the time it had up to that many slashes)
Wtf I've never seen this flavor
But like
I've only had the pink ones and the black bags
Is it spicy
Oh my grub your poor intestines
Meanwhile everyone thought it was silly that the power sword kept having to be switched back on at all
Don't care, they're delicious
Brother you live in LA
I will shit lava and like it
Don’t you have a Asian market out there
milk enema coming right up
Buldak is awesome
this is why the arbite shock maul is the best power weapon in the game
I’m crying myself to sleep tonight after reading this
I need more ramens with oils
Yeah and I always get Shin
i love using arbite shock maul and spamming the special attack as my primary
The spicy oils fuck so hard
If I want something instant
Yeah, buldak is better when made like spaghetti
package says 1 1/2 cup of water per
Doing it all wrong smh
but it's better with 3/4 to 1 cup of water
Mama noodles
I don’t like the Shin Black tbh
so it's a creamier noodle, more than soupy
arbite shock mauls special attack has zero cooldown so it can just be your main attack lowkey
Shin black is the best for instant noodles idk what to tell u
Shin Black is less spicy but it comes with the bone dust for your both
Here every night just for you boss
Vietnam has mastered the noodle game
It’s still awesome
Hands down
I just prefer the regular ones cuz they’re cheaper
I don't think any Shin is rlly spicy tbh
Not like, spicy spicy
So I just go for the black because its a bit richer
Oh my roommate saw my uncurled hair today
She said it looked like I had on a clown wig


That's true

evil ass servitor is carry 60% chain axes
I’m ngl I do wanna get more into Asian food but like
I can’t eat no cuddledish
Or duck
I’m too Americanized
Duck is good
Duck tastes chewy
have you ever had turtle soup?
dude i had fried cuttlefish in italy it was soooo good
God I love turtle soup
What
OMG have yall eva had sword fish
sword fish is fie
Like little buddy turtles?
Yeah like turtle turtle
Salmon still best fish
How can you eat something that does this
I used to not rlly like seafood but octopus and squid have made me come around
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST COWS BECOME FRIENDS FOR LIFE
AND YOU EAT THEM BITCHES DAILY
FUCK YOU MEAN
Deer's are cute but we still eat them
Nah but hold on
I’m too put off by the appearance of fried tentacles, and there’s no way in hell I’d eat them raw
COWS DO THIS
Awwww
I can’t do deer meat, that shit smells horrid
AND YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT A TURTLE!?
shroudfield is the most fun i've ever had in this game
You’re a champion
i had a starter taht was swordfish while i was in italy and it was served cold with like a light lemon herb sauce and the though of that shit keeps me up at night it was soooooo fucking good
Chickens are very social creatures and here you are eating them
FOUR DAEMONHOSTS IN THE GRAVE, 12,128,1287 PRAYERS TO THE DEAD
LOOK AT MR.PENNYBUN and tell me you don’t feel guilty
Ur missing out
I had lobster for the first time a few months ago too
That shits good
Yeah but they’re cunts if you’ve ever raised them
Only time I feel guilt is if the food is still animal shaped on my plate
like hog's head
Loveeeeeeee calimari and lobster so much
I can't do that
They deserve to be turned into Tyson freezer chicken
But you grind that up into a sausage link?
Ong
I'll eat 10 of em
real
i love all animals including the ones I eat, i am an avid and vocal supporter of better treatment of livestock animals
I’m actually shying away from pork as a whole
This I’m excited to do some day
I love crab
Haven’t had bacon in ages
Can’t do shrimp tho
Pork is too heavy for me most of the time
I gotta fight a rooster that's not even 45 centimeters everyday
It’s all the sodium
The chewyness kills it for me
I like his attitude
I can't do porkbelly
Brother just become a vegetarian(So you can still eat eggs, milk, and debateably fish depending on how deep you wanna go)
Can't say I've ever craved anything pork related outside of bacon every now and then for breakfast
Pork katsu is alriiiiight
Na I still like steak
Black Forest Ham is a good sandwhich meat
And chicken
Though roast beef is my favorite cold cut
we are apex predators we eat meat, I am also sentient and think those animals are delightful, and I hate how inhumane most slaugter houses and livestock farms are
Pork is best in cold cut form
nah, sausages
Chicken katsu with the shredded cabbage kopi mayo and curry
Poles got that on lock
Ah true
Maple ham
gimme kielbasa
maple any meat
Pepperoni/Salami
I love maple
Still a cold cut, I think
GABAGOOL
maple cold cut would be diabolical
Wow, this was WAY easier than I thought it would be. I was allowed to get gun mods AND trinkets. I just had to skip all character upgrade perks...

I'll always take the chicken katsu over pork so yea
100% of all achievements, now. :3
Look at the domestic dog breeds
I won’t lie, I owe you for that suggestion all those years ago, dead ass thought Japanese food was only octopus and squid and shit
Selective breeding has fucked over a lot of species
Favorite thing to get besides the katsu
Is the beef bowl with rice and onions
With that sauce
Beef bowls are god tier
oh mah god are links broken agian
Fr
Stop it’s almost break time and I got shin in my lunchbox
nbm
at least the fucked up dgo breeds are loved and taken care of livestock chickens are horiibly unhealthy and grow too fast for their own bodies they live short miserable lives
Now u have to try Octopus and Squid


