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WHY DID YOU MENTION IT
hahaha
UNDISERABLE
Epic COAL
It's peak
da slime approaches
What is this broken ass dialogue
SISTER MENTIONED
wtfff
Speaking of great sound design
yeah haha
Tight he say
tighttt
[Creep like a dry slug through the pipe]
is it just a slug creature or a undesireable?
It's him crawling
yeah but the thing he chased affter
Idk
Prob a mutant
That have a psychic energt
O NO
It's behing him
its eating his ass
FFEET
Crazy
I didn't hear what they say
its gooonnneee
LITTLE KITTEN
Another one?
is there a sequasl?
We got boy in dis hood?
sequal
Eh there's a book read8n one
This one is about boy
ill watch whatever dis is
does the incendiary grenades stack now?
Idk
@spare talon
Pookums does it stack?
@cerulean moth GOBLIN MAN MENTIONED
We could listen to there book reading sfter
With Ian watson
im down
BOG BIG THROAT MENTION
thraot goat mention
Agreed
FFEEETTT
Egby mentioned
dude what the fuck is this skin im crying
Banan
"ATTENTION CITIZEN, DIE"
SKAVENNN????
Skaven
It's peak
this one looks pretty nice though
i use the taxe plenty as well
but im saving my aquilas for an eviscerator skin...
ugh
Throat mention
MEGAMIND
The gate mentioned
the gatteee
Cheesy part
bros flabbergasted
yeah i caved in
pretty cool i guess
fat ass hues
bigklslteon
bro
Mention
bros taped...
HES HITTING COMBOS
HE DID ITTT
He livvvess
I’m using u as a movie rn
my dog going crazy
Why
Oh no...
Ian Watson...
I just named all my weapons after the arsenal
Aetlier Logic, Wheels Industry, Zelkova Workshop, etc
And my MK II Greatsword, Nemesis is my own custom addition
And the MK X is of course Durendal

Love me naming mod
He go crazy
He knows
Ian wat sons the sex manic guy right
You'll see why
Uncle vermin mention
Ian watsoooonn
Iao watgoon
Demon mentioned
Boy mentioned
Dumpy grimbo in
i name my weapons after songs i like
Real
You should name it
The pregnant sonic song
Bro got a stc
She’s getting nakkkeddd
Her genes and aliums
Wait wait
Doesn’t tell me this is where they have Genestealer sex
Yeah... the same book
I love dorn so much
I enjoy him in hunter the parenting
Yeah
Whose the author
Lmao
Ian watson
I gotta roll baxk
I’ll allow it
Awww
Lmaoo
Oh ok
Or we KILL you
Or we sent Ian Watson to write about you
WHERE DID HE GET THE SHOTGUN
Bruh what
O god...
WHAT
SHE EAT BABY
Boy…
Ian watsooonnnnnn
O NOO
Goblin mention
Tender squat
Scantily clad girlsss
Her cat died
And cats
O no
NO
THEY skipped the best parts bro..
What's the part
Yeah...
Lmao
Bones
The codpiece
Codpiece?
Dick armour
But made to show off the bulge in this case
OVIPOSITOR?!??
Holy shit he is a freak
2 LEGGEG GOAT?
Holy shit it keep going
Lmao
Ofc
LMAO??
LMAOOO
There’s no way it goes ok much longer
No...
The scrotum pod
What in the private conversation is this chat log for the last hour lmao? Get a room
Vc
Get in
NOW
We are not gonna suffer alone
Is this tts?
Ye
God i feel old now
Reminds me of the good old days of sodaz and astartes. Before banhammer 40k went crazy
@cerulean moth HARRY POTTER MENTI9N
We are all old here
Motion
Sex pervert...
Ohh...
BANDICOOT MENTIONED
GRIMBO
?
Ah
How was this book allowed
Pls
2 more chapter
"Idk Ian, this might be my next movie"
SOLID SNAKE MENTION
Uh?
@cerulean moth did you catch all that?
I am chatting in every single character class on this server simultaneously while i have this running in the background
#adhdisonehellofadrug
Yes pls
One moreee
YES
Aight i gotta go. See y'all
They killed a child??
Omg
Old man shitting himself to death
ITS PEAK
That's how it end
Omg
We are done
Thank god
G friggen g
Ian Watson must die
And with that I have to sleep
Thank you for being my movie
I hate my life
To be reminded of this
Gn ppokums
Are you ok
magoo
Slightly overweight greetings from the german afternoon
(just had my first meal of the day)
Or is it the autistic afternoon?
A rigorous diagnostic. 15 questions. One uncomfortable truth.
Wasn't there said to be a form with all 3 of them merged
nah there isnt one
when
Necrozma? Or whatever it was called
Also
According to myths, the trio were all once a single dragon Pokémon.
That's for kyurem
Not necrozma
ik
I actually didn't play b/w2
you should
I just went from black to y
Quite fond of the horse op ed
Joseph Smith mentioned
This is a reupload of a video originally created by igiulamam, which was taken down on a spurious claim. Lyrics are in the description and at least two places in the comments so stop asking.
(To MC Hammer's Can't Touch This)
Mormon Jesus
Mormon Jesus
Mormon Jesus
Long, long, long, (Mormon Jesus) long, long ago
A spirit child on one of these...
God i havent heard that in years
Hear me out
Chocolate milkshakes goated
Would
U say that but every time I see it it makes me hungry
@south prism
that has to be the saddest lettuce in the world
^
EGHHH
Looks like a sonic burger that got kinda mashed up in the wrapper
I’ll call myself one then
or i call you a bloated bigback bastard
i think fat b*tch is marginally nicer
Maybe it’s the pink
yea
So true man
bug
bug
gub
bug
gub
Bruv
Why are you doing this
Oh nooo he got shaved?
I had a rag doll cat that we would shave sometimes like that when his fur got too wild
I hated it lol
His hair was just really long
My mom called it a lion cut lol
His name is concrete?
Yes
This looks great
Yeah
That’s adorable
U talk to crick recently
Yeah?
@hard nexus
Evil fucked up fluttershy
Decapitated by note
creature of high quality
Hop on bbn
Isn’t peach supposed to be Rosalina’s mom?
Which makes the shipping really gross.
I only vaguely remember some story from galaxy where Rosa talks about her mom and shows a picture of peach.
That was many years ago so I may be misremembering.
I didnt watch the mario movie so i didnt watch galaxy
I just thought the community note was rlly funny
I meant the game.
the expose google doc of death and despair
what weapons do people use nowadays to get the shocking stuff penance? ^^
is it still the purgation flamer?
purgation flamer is easily the best
Flamer
Flamer auric damnation
Something w an inf spawn event
Like enclavum baross
Or high spawns
Mby archivum but not a lot of spawns on that map
A lot of choke points
understood ^^
like everytime i noticed that "ah this place could have been good for the penance" i had a different build for the other penances ^^"
or you can literally just go into auric mortis trials by yourself, and get it on the first wave
easy as pie
🙏🏽
uuuu forgot that mortis trials exist, might have to do that
lore 
mortis is the ultimate penance grinder
hey guys what if we made an extraction shooter-esque game mode after that bo zombies game mode? of course with less lore and without any other rewards other than penance cosmetics?
Extraction shooter fatigue
But I like penance cosmetics. =(
wait till we get a battle royale to darktide
the game dies if we do
-# so do i but still
Im going to play an ES multiplayer game and ask that we remove the main component that makes it all work (enemy player interaction)
hi cica
Hi mort
then we get weapons nerfed around player vs player meta that affect gameplay of the normal zealot 
the gravity hamme- i mean thunder hammer being nerfed to oblivion 
Admittedly I approach this game to grind penances. That’s how I really engage with the system. It turns every mission in to a minigame to max out penances across the board.
but yeah, thank you lads, gonna go do some mortis trials with hopefully good outcomes
People didn't want the ohk anti tank single target slammer from lore to be the ohk anti tank single target slammer in game
Sitting at 6255 points rn and have most of them done.
Despite it having one of the worst chaff matchups and a very slow ttk compared to other weapons against anything other than bosses
Knife and dueling sword doing its job so much better for longer without any complaint
We nerf hammer instead
ive seen people trying to still oneshot things with really old builds
It's too good in the unbalanced gamemode (Havoc 40) for boss management and 3VEGs and nothing else
its honestly a shame to see ^^"
Now it's a lot better but
For a while the thammer was miserable to use unless u were playing 3veg or sniping bosses or empowered elites in havoc
is that hit risk of rain 2 dlc cica of the storm
Ahh !
notice how he is content with this ragebait
and he counters by sticking his tongue out...
a lot to learn here.........
perhaps they were rain known formerly as purple
me after being shot point blank by a 80's boomer children toy gun to replace real guns, evisciretaed or however that word is used :)
Thammer needs increased stagger values
The two handed great hammer needs to stagger people better I agree
it wont
Naaaaaah one handed zappy mace (essentially a club) gets better stagger values
Despite having one less hand of force or control
fathshark hates you
It's... it's zappy ok!
And less than half the leverage
weapon added for dlc?
The stagger bug was really funny on thammer
youre funny on thammer
The bludgeon is mightier than the sledgehammer
It is written
I paid an artist to draw Kris Deltarune in Bretonnian Armor
(His name is Teslu, look him up)
its afraid im peak
They've got chainmail under the surcoat
@twilit shard
Should have been on a Ralsei horse.
oh shit a finnish guy?
Would have been perfect.
LMFAO
you would want kris riding ralsei
Enby moment
freakoid
darn, talvi means winter in finnish :)
And i squished it
cica the squisher of hope
cant be a worse name than my sona so
A Bretonnian knight not on a horse is just wrong.
#Normalize Bretonnian Foot Knights
@calm salmon nothing more stress inducing than turning on a pot and smelling what I thought was burning plastic moments later
Never!
you would want to normalize feet
freak
:)
Not half as freaky as wanting to normalize the fr*nch
mi bombo
theres nothing terribly wrong with the french
Oh I fucking HATE that heart drop
Apparently he would have charged me extra cuz mounts count as characters in a commission
rough
This is how my mother lost her ice trays and one of the stove’s burners
why was the ice tray on the stove
It’s right beside the fridge
hm
And she’s the type to be like, “I paid for the whole stove, I’m using all the surface area”
Using ai to piss off twitter artists
What are dark side points
its really not hard to upset twitter artists
Am i now a sith lord
Bwaa bwaa bwaa BWAAAAAAA BWA BWA
That one KOTOR 2 theme that plays whenever you do something cartoonishly evil
Oh I have the sith trooper death sound on my desktop
I play that and the black vulkar sound if anyone coughs
stealing
haeugh, agh
those fuckass stun daggers
Try passing a saving throw, stinky
Such is tumblr artist life, they're good, but they got bills to pay and charge a pretty penny
ACHUTA
I feel like I haven’t seen those actually stun anything since childhood
yea i was drawing from childhood
Leading everyone to the bouncer
they jumped me like 10 times
I used to let that bouncer lady kill so many of them
ah yes, her
Carth may die, but that is a risk I’m willing to take
"you cant just come in here and talk to our leader!"
"..."
"okay now you can come in"
Honest to god why I hate using using new pots and pans
“How do I know you’re not a spy”
“I’m not a spy”
“Okay, be watching you”
Dude Gadon’s twilek baddie tho
i love carth's reply to the "whats up with ur eyes old man?"
The mean girl
"Um, very tactful"
"Are you itching for a fight or something"
Carth's VA was so fuckin good
“You’ve got to be the most damned persistent woman I’ve ever met”
they keep me in business
he really gets the arguing realistically down
the stammering, the insistence on things, the inflections
hes great
Here's a handful of the death sounds
The stammering actually set a really high standard for companions in my mind as a child
why he eye so big
So many games the companions were just kinda...flat
100%
Or they were always incredibly sure of themselves, it didn't seem like they hesitated or had much internal conflict like Carth did
carth had a ton of issues with saul
cant blame him
i tend to like characters everyone hates
preston garvey, carth onasi, claptrap, etc
I didn't even care about him not being a Jedi, I kept Carth in my party the whole game
idk
Claptrap my beloved

goodman?
DOWN YOU GO
TIME TO RUMBLE
AAAAAAA
Atton was also a great character
Sly smug scoundrel type of facade to hide the guilt of being a genuine sadist in the past
Actually great character
Kreia just being like "haaaaaaaah i know u like her"
gives him a minor aneurism
"Play along or I tell her kk?"
guys we should start putting fuckass shirts in thrift stores
I unironically love pazzak
i already did
A buddy of mine has a shirt from the Jackbox Game TKO
I think graphic tees need to come back
i got it when a guy offered to come and play :)
shocking stuff done
also that uhh frenzied killer 3
meaning 120 kills in 30 secs i believe
blows you up with my mind
foxhole plane update
furry
yes and
mpreg
and
fine
you get a bigger belly
hi gorp
is that a goddamned blazblue character
i forgot i own foxhole
Furry
yes and
no u
"should i stop gambling"
the suspiciously cat shaped casino owner ^
@spare talon how’s the prototype grind
At tier 10 you have a 1.5% chance to get a prototype
Some guy got a god roll Lexington
So bro got the 1% of a already low drop chance rarity
ive not gotten one
Well here’s the chart
Someone made a spreadsheet for the drop chances
Also the guy who got the god roll
its still so fucking abysmal
Was his very first prototype
Oh you wanna know something funny
The devs wanted the drop chances to be lower

I kinda wish prototypes could drop everywhere
Where any applicable drop had a chance to be converted to a prototype with a lerp value based on your expertise, going from 0-1%, 1% being 30 expertise and 0 chance at the lowest rank
And escalation, the dedicated mode for them, took that % chance and multiplied it by the tier selected then added an additional flat 1% at the end


There’s a farm method widdz found
He’s doing final epiphany on tier 6
Clears it in 21 mins
tf is final epiphany
Ah nvm then
Besides that
He’s been at it for around
9ish hours now farming this same mission
its still dogshit because theyre so rare, theyre untargeted, and you cant change a single thing about them
Wait huh….
the literal best way to get prototypes you want is to not even play escalation for drops
You can change the augment can’t you?
its to play raids/incursions/escalation for proto cores to change expertise 30 gear you already have and hope that it didnt fuck it up for you
yeah, with rerolling it costing 2x the previous cost
rerolling it a couple times will be costing you TONS of cores
Look we gotta remain optimistic
I’m sure it’s a common complaint in the community
Maybe they’ll budge and up the drop chances?
Have you tried a tier 10 mission yet?
no because you need tons of tokens to get up there
and matchmaking is dogshit, because matchmaking for a higher tier can still put you in a lobby where someone selects tier 0
the only times ive been able to do anything higher is if i just forgo matchmaking or if im the host
I won’t hold you
This entire thing seemed poorly thought out
Like I can only imagine people doing higher tiers are streamers or premades then
Which sucks because an entirely meta defining weapon and gear set is locked behind that shit
this would solve so much 😭
itd still need you to be able to reconfigure and optimize, but as far as acquisition
Nah I feel that
I can see a month from now
Dark zone PvP is gonna be cancer
If you weren’t grinding your soul away you’re just gonna get fucking beamed
Don’t you run solo tho?
yea
Have you tried matchmaking for the dz?
So heat
you guys talking about the poo poo mobile game or actual division
I’m just saying that’s always an option
actual
TF3
since s&box about to come out
A more assholish option is queing with a team and then leaving to kill them
I’ve seen people do that frequently
5000 more years deadlock
They need a Sallet helm I thinks
yeah sorry bro
team fortress 3 will never be real
just like how i will never get left 4 dead 3
I was kinda skeptical untill valve allowed people to publish games without a liscence now I'm mad hype.
valve cant count to 3
I hope s&box is good but those player models are just so ass
they're replaceable.
they do be ass though
Thank god, I assumed they would be but using them in the promo material is a choice
u can replace them, but s&box is less so "spiritual succcessor" to gmod and moreso like
literally something you just use to make games
as far as i can see
stinky
S&box is more of an engine than a game and its supposed to allow creators to publish games on steam standalone.
...
Ahhh I see
they're essentially doing the role of saving Valve the headache of pushing out a Source 2 SDK
does valve not have an sdk
Sounds like Roblox with Source 2
no
oh i see
not a general purpose one, at least
That's pretty cool honestly
because it is
the existing ones are all tied to their respective games
HL:A/CS2
w specific tools in mind for each
it'll be nice to actaually have a physics based engine on the market.
gub
bug
bug
10 years more UE5 slop
die
when HL3 releases and source2 is available for every dev team to use we'll enter the real golden age
ue5 not playing nice with physics has set movement in games back at least 10 years.
Lambda hiiii heavy breathing
yo
furry
chill

imagine valve makes a tool that allows you to drag and drop other engines game files and makes them in source 2
available for devs
"When"
shush
furry
ram prices are going down
Were gonna get Half Life Alyx episode one
we get HL3 when the gabe cube launches
i wouldn't minde that tbh
wait until shit crash and burn then slurp it ip
I would could my VR Headset doesn't work anymore
real
actually huge i wont need to update my gpu for even longer
HLA was so peak
honestly i kinda hope the dieselknight devs swap to S&box
And I'll be damned if I buy another one
wait what
if thats real thats insane
now we have to wait 10 million years for devs to actually use it
unreal slop would never
only for 60 series cards
oh hell nah
🥀
I want it so I can have 8k texture everything in my next skyrim modlist... ples
I need to get this 3080 installed asap
GIVE US THE CUBE
mortis trials are saving me
People still play that shit ass mode?
calling them "people" seems a stretch
i am penance hunting ;-;
and mortis trials are surprisingly saving me a lot of time
especially on unseen assassin
suffer
I mean you do you doc
I was just surprised is all that it still has players
surprisingly yes? and i already am 
this is more painful than the carpal tunnel i get from drawing things with a finger on my phone
womp
what bout it..
bitchass...............
get out of here stalker...............
Real?
i think so
that is missus' forte
i do not cannibalize
one more match and i get laspistol from 19 to 20
after that its maxing out relic sword from 17 to 20
and infantry lasgun from 8 to 20 :)
after that there's not much of weapons to max out anymore, other than on ogryn
go swallow some ppl then
You don’t just buy and dismantle for leveling?
Skibidi dom dom dom yes yes
are you trying to get me into admitting that im into vore
yes but not v fast
they're still really expensive atm
you can do what
Yeah dude
youre a sergal so you dont have to admit anything

Dismantle them at hadron to level them
bitchass
Floran
i may have forgotten this feature existed all together
am i wrong
Yeah dude fuck all that mission farming nonsense
People do it all the time when a new weapon drops
Get blessing and everything maxed out in like
10 mins
No. I would imply more, but the only thing I'll say is that it's hotter when it goes up the other end.
Chud ass bird
only chuds play this char
i might as well farm these all weapons out the old way since i do have some penances undone still
it's true
Yea unless its me playing Rem cause I'm not a chud tbh




