#zealot-class
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rarrrghhhh
I unironically played with a vet pub who was doing that shit today
sory
i was puffing in ur vents
'twas me.
i dont have vents
Skunk either got chased off or died somewhere
walls*
Are you sure
i dont have walls
insides*
hihello catt
Either that or you forgot to clean out the corpses from your deep freezer again
i dont have insides either
it's over
you gotta kill me catt
kill me catt
Taking a fat rip off the tube inside coles chest cavity
RRAAAAARGHH
done
thanks catt
h20 being "harder" in any meaningful way compared to bog standard heresy
at least for anyone with half a functioning braincell
theyre basically the same thing
one just has annoying modifiers
i know
H20
Looks inside
Puddles rotten armor
tries to play
dies of corruption and crushers
never hops on havoc again
all im saying i dont know why people feel the need to defend their shit builds when they're told it's shit they can just accept the fact that it's shit when they already know apparently and get mad over it instead
das weird..
it was funny to ragebait though for like half an hour
LOL
Did you nose?
What?!?!!!
@plush estuary
Oh
Yeah that would do it
u should have shot him in the head
(as a prank)
Why does it smell like weed
The pungent and malodorus weed machine:
I would be surprised if my house doesnt smell like weed tbh
Apparently I found out that Office and Nuke are the trans icon maps
Office being more so
Playing comp on silver it's like the same people playing
gun zealot works
this is in no form a ragebait due to it being 1st of april
And most are trans
i love my community
They are very funny
i mean yea it does
technically
and thats all channels trolled with zealot for last, thank you all for your time
snakes are honestly awesome
i do prefer geckos tho
don't even try to beat me at my own game (pay attention to sinclair)
It was just funny to find out that the trans players went to go play office and nuke. At least everyone I talk to say it so
These CS memes are so dumb lmfao
i knew it
gub
Is this real
Is there a way for 2h thunder hammers to be swung faster ( not as same speed as relic blades ) have a lvl 30 Zealot with both weapons maxxed to 500
But i like the hammer more as design
"edit out my finger"
Where did you put this guy in
productive hours
Yeah imma probably strip it and redo tbh cause I was far too heavy handed with the spray
Nah, it looks good imo
Have that "Battle wear" vibe
Most mini i've seen is far too clean
Didn’t realise I was inadvertently dry brushing it from the start
build for attack speed
like martyrdom
@glossy nimbus I updated crusher section in my guide to newest formatting
With activated attacks’ info
YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
prolly wont be that much but
cool!!!!!
you mean hammer of the emperor yeah?
Yea
yey
Finished chainsword and crusher tonight
7 melee weapons left in the guide
And a lot of ranged but ranged are comparatively really fast
apreel
It’s not huge
yeah
crit flamer is fun
Oh that’s blast radius center
The max radius is what matters more here
Since the attack is mainly for stagger
does that make it worth taking though
I mean more specifically for the crushers blast
If u wanna maximize it, yea
that's just slightly bigger..hmm
Because u don’t give up that much for it
Yeah
decided to try thrust
had a lot less toughness but i did one shot a captain when his shield went down
What build are u using that lacks in toughness
yea im caked
he simply cant handle not having someone to cuddle
ignore heorthu hes just a malding chud desperately in denial of his need for comfort..
A drawing isn't real life btw
do u got bitches in real life tho
Obviously 
also technically im the bitches of the relationship
okay
Do you have anything else to add?
just curious (seriously)
Nope
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after the cartel tortures you to death
What the fuck is that midget prostitute
finally playable warden
Wow
Not a single mention of the Musical here
Smh
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Good post
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My boy looking like FMA villain
why are you on robloz
how nice of bro to pose for a picture with him at the end
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don't tell me you have to pull off a block to be able to stun like that guest 1337 mf
And if u parry more w a swing saved it stacks 2 ur next swing
It got thay deadlock parry linger too
Yum yum
yeah nah I already lost interest
Whackin ol boomer afton in the head w a thermonuclear crowbar w 4 stacks of fuck u concussion time
It plays better than slopsaken and the animations are insane
Ennard killed me and kept skinwalking me
Animation is nasty
Leave my skinsuit alone breh
It has a uh like locker stun that dbd has
The 1337 clone is probably not that good cuz of this u just play the self heal class and run away
all I know about the other classes is that medic gets tunneled and die
security guard can do this only for fighter to be literally nowhere
customer exists
NOOO
Customer is the way to play
Roblos . Got fun , gam ! Tru guts and blackpowder , napoleonic nmrih
Pates
Big if true
Big if true
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So true bestie
very gud
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You know what
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I use brain blast so
what about the smite staff, is that acceptable
@lunar fable u ever ride a lati
Anyone send their one shot zealot build?
very bad immitation KEK
No idea what you're talking about
the entire right bottom part of the tree is just not optimal
thunder hammer with shroudfield and some backstab damage talent points are what ur looking for
looks pretty optimal here 🔥
thats like 4 talents that could be spent somewhere better
no that 50% backstabb is worthless because it is unrealiable
unfaltering with the sprint speed talent is a nice drug
jokes aside. good vroom times
how is a 50% backstab damage that's always up unreliable, but 75% every 8 seconds is worth?
you will be hitting things left and right evne if it hits something in the back it goes into cd
Deep sea creature
And please don't tell me you can't backstab
i can't:(
Better learn boyo
like the build is right here bozo
where's a smite psyker when you need one (i killed them all with barrels)
a lot better
@cobalt depot I'm gonna build it once I work on my immortal build
🙏
hey wait a minute that doesnt seem right
Oh wait
you dont have to take that you spend that 1 point elsewhere
Do you still need backstabber for backstab talents to still work
Or did they fix that
dude this is the build working what are you on
watch the clip then talk
i dont remember if you need much investment to one shot monters with thunder hammer and shroudfield
Oh yeah
Get backstabber too
I forgot to add on the build I sent
not taking this tho is a mistake
yeah thats what I am saying that bottom right is not needed
yeah if there are more than one boss goodluck
Bottom right literally makes hammer overall better
if youre in a havoc and have 2 monstrosities, better 11s cooldown than full
But sure
there's a spare talent point though. could keep hubris riposte gaming with backstabber
This lexes me.
Any build without duelist, second wind, sustained, disdain and riposte is a bad build

if it doesnt already oneshot then you are playing it wrong missing shots
the bottom right is needless
Bottom right literally makes hammer overall better
how cool is grevious wounds for thunder hammer? i hear it gets praised but i don't see many builds nab it
Why do you want it to be overall worse
it doesnt
Smh
It's pretty good
unless peeps are using shredder pistol i suppose
Meets stagger breakpoints on Ragers
did someone call me
Better control on Crushers
No.
grievous wounds also allows relic to stagger crushers, is very nice
500 Ragers
oh that's gore of my favorite character
their death will be sweet, but not for you 😔
You can drop faithful frenzy for grievous wounds
Because Martyrdom will give good enough attack speed
However
-10% attack speed
This statement is true
@lunar fable the za megas mods is broken and my zygarde is perma stuck in 100% form
unlucky !!
heartbreaking on combat knife
truth bomb
legit i cannot tell a difference in speed once i hit like 20 to 30% attack speed for thammer
marty + faithful frenzy + fury of the faithful atk speed feels the same as just marty to me
You can fix this by executing the psyker.
martyrdom + faithful frenzy combat knife build be like "I fucking hate my clicking finger"

i know a guy who hates how darktide kills his hands, but he plays hive scum melee shivs mk1 and spams light attacks
oh my god
how many actions per second? yes
unrelated, i haven't seen a shroudfield zealot that uses a combat blade in so long
I do it from time to time
ur the last survivor. stay strong 🙏
unfortunately FotF relic blade hits like crack for me
I run it
two survivors 🗣🔥
the greatest sign of dominance
punching everything to death with knife
thammer zealots will hate you for this simple trick
zealot, ogryn and veteran have the right idea
each class should have an option to beat enemies to death with their bare hands
sounds fire. now i'm just unsure why peeps don't pick it often
wait does psyker get combat knife
yes
Scum does as well
arbities too busy trying to be clean for the lex
but they can shield bash to simulate an even bigger fist
dawg we are in a hive city our asses are NOT being clean
fighting forces of NURGLE no less
True
Arby's 4 shotting crushers with knife is cursed
dirty mf
No, legendaries can't even spawn yet

Which is the better dump stat on the relic blade between mobility and heat management
mobility
you want heat management because you're gonna have that thing charged most of the time anyway
omg hi rannick
and overheat downtime SUCKS
true
It's actually good I swear
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good reminder that you can sprint block cancel to pull out the sprint stab attack quicker and without having to move around for much
why use small melee when big melee exist
i got a cool ass addon for raids
plasma pistol sneak peek
sneaky stabby
why would you choose to be french
i find it wild that thammer is being used in an assassin fashion
necessary sacrifice for backstabs
he's just so... Sneaky...
british
- hits hard
- unexpected
- kills the target fast
seems like a perfect assassination weapon
combat knoife could hit hard, unexpected, and i forgot the last part
that's a good gif
chaos spawn: "oh boy I sure can't wait to commit some heresy in this Darktide™!"
the thammer shroudfield zealot behind it:
weakened chaos spawns being eaten up for breakfast
which relic blade mark is better?
i play fotf thammer every now and then to resemble a balanced version of thammer gaming, and it sure is nice having the whole swing be buffed to dunk the front of a horde
The one you like
boing
They are relatively the Same
ngl they're both aight
preference
whichever one you pull off better
mk10 is more simpler in moveset, while mk2 has cool combos
i like the one with stab PA and looping horizontal heavies better
that one reminds me of executioner sword from vermintide too
execUwUtiOwOneww
i think all heavy attacks are a similar callback to exe light and heavy attacks
tempted to sim race
The best Relic Blade is the one that goes
Zzzzap swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish ppft
The best Relic Blade is the one that lets me decapitate poxwalkers en masse
my bad 💔
bolter wins
bwins
bins
:3
Laspistol shooting a flamer canister, DARKTIDE Warhammer (circa 2025)
somehow this will kill 3/4 varlets
I live to be
the uh
the cool and awesome zealot that lets others take the med station
it's because I'm so pro and awesome and don't need no health ignore the fact that I'm at 33%
i dont need health because im playing marty
I should play marty someday with relic blade but blazing piety is too good
please dont tell me youre playing piety relic blade
you need that fucking attack speed
a
b
c
Me when my lane partner dies at 2 minutes:
Quoting Mash 🎨 | Jiro main (@Type_Mash)
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PlayStation getting rid of one of the reasons why I even tolerate them.
real
@frosty herald @gray ice @spare talon
you say this
but a hammer would be a good weapon for an assassin irl too
kid named you: this
really? 🤔
and then clean it off and put it in ur toolbox
It’s gud
hi blab
yea but i'm trying for shiny
I play shroud TH with headtaker + slaughterer now
bug
you should play shroud TH with momentum + shock & awe now
helo
should i hook my wheel up and do some sim racing gub
Which keystone
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Martyr or IJ
oh shit
is it active now?
i still don't know if IJ's buffs apply to the hit that procs it
They don't
damn
No
Damn
@south prism
gorp
April 2nd
Hopefully big alejandro's blueprint is in the retalations then
I saw Vinbert using the chameleon
Kinda wanted to run that
best response i typically see is the flamer
but then how does that zealot deal with gunners?
First thing to do is wait for a havoc season without rotten armor
Charge at them 
buh thing in way
heavy gunner no give toughness when dodge :(
It's because rotten armor has damage reduction
That dr doesn't apply to dots
the silly
But I wasn't asking why it worked
I was asking how does that same zealot deal with ranged goobers
Tknife
Getting in their face
Like
You're a zealot
throwing knife does work yes
Get close
yea but coherency
How to deal with rotten armor 101
Hit it til it stops moving
There’s no other thinking
Gunners apply to this aswell
it feels like there's always some guy who just sits at the back of the group and gets jumped by a single trapper and dies the picosecond I try to walk forward
That’s a skill issue related thing then
charge
So M2 will get the reaper to stop shooting, while M1 won't?
HES NUTS
In a perfect world, you shouldn’t be the one having to deal with everything in rotten armor havoc
This statement is true.
If you’re solely having to rely on just yourself for high havoc rotten armor
AND YOU HAVE TEAMMATES
You should probably drop them and find a better and more coherent team
This statement is also true.
Unless Head Parasite since those are immune to suppression
I hope they're taken out of rotation until they fix the server crashing issue they cause with final toll/blight spreads
I haven't seen cranial corruption in a while
whenever I see rotten armor I just do a 360 and walk away
Rotten armor is so ass ino joke survived the longest on ogryn with hamdol
You would be walking back towards them no?
I remember doing a havoc 34 before my pc shit itself
One guy dies in the beginning and just instantly quits
see when that happens, you make sure everyone locks in so that guy doesn't get to play the game until you win or lose
as the game mechanics clearly intend
That’s kinda funny but yeah
Wait
can you still join people’s havoc
Mid mission
Like if you weren’t in the inital group
If not then, someone raging out early on just demoralizes the team and most people will just fight til dead
Atleast in my experience
You can't join a havoc mid mission unless it's a reconnect
So someone ragequitting at any point during a mission can be quite devastating
That’s ass
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Foul beast
Dunno why I’m getting so much hades stuff on my feed I don’t think I’ve done anything bi enough to qualify
It’s crazy how Wally can always somehow mog the hell out of me
You've been around me so the algorithm picked that up

Uh
The hades part
I'm so good that I instantly picked up Mel was a witch
Not a mage
my experience with hades 2 is that random gatekeeping woman who kept making the game harder every time I ascended to a new zone for the first time
I first tried everything until she shows up, including the final boss once she stopped zoneblocking me
Writers barely disguised
this is a funny one 
Erm
is there a specific method for thunder hammer to stagger ragers or is it just "fuck you, dodge 50 ragers or die"?
latter pretty much
Grievous Wounds
i was considering grievous wounds
but my build is VERY tight. I could get rid of Punishment for it, but that's the only way
hmnnn
You'd think that the big fuck off hammer would have great stagger
fucking right
i wouldn't actually
:3
gun
👍
On my way to drop concrete off at the groomers
Not beating the grooming allegations, I see
bird up
mo and krill
WHAT
His hair is long
He needs a haircut
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So that's how you do that
It takes a lot of skill yes
gorp
im moving all my shit back for my linux move i will post wolp in a bit
Wolp
BEAM
Wtf
That's animal cruelty
Take them out
Take them out
hope you like it champ
Quoting Dead 6000 😵 (@6000Hates7000)
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Can someone please add impact frames for when he falls & breaks his nose?
216 GB of wolp gifs
ya!!!!!!!!
Based
chat i am drawing @shadow spruce mpreg
it's p fun
i only had time for 1 match
but this is what i got when nobody was aware this was a thing
I won't have time for a few more hours unfortunately
this is a fantastic idea
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who wanna see mpreg mort
pleak
Disgusting
Looks yummy
gub
npc gameplay
dirt 4
I've seen that sponge before in another server

Yeah post it lmao
ill dm it
Actually never made it before but it turned out pretty well
fuck you mort
you have wrong me for the lsat time
didnt think youd actually draw it
you caught me in a bad mood
sweet
idk how i got it for free but i've been playing it for a while and it's pretty amazing
I can't tell if you were taking cover or acting casual here
Hilarious that it worked
yknow im gonna be real i wanna join public races on assetto corsa but i dont wanna end up in a jimmy broadbent video
Assetto Corsa is probably the lowest barrier to entry racing game anyway
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no one really cares
still id feel bad accidentally ruining someones race
Competizione on the other hand expects a modicum of race craft in private leagues, while public lobbies are still every man for himself
Mort
you have to fail first
to then learn from
quit not doing things because failing scary
its less failing and more ruining other peoples fun
Even Max Verstappen has ruined races
idk who that is
World's best formula 1 driver atm
eh, maybe that's lewis hamilton
but it's definitely between those two
Happy april 1st every buggy
Merry christmas
failure breeds success
she always got that nervous stutter lmao
to be honest, if you are racing cars, you will be crashing cars and that includes punting someone into the barriers once or twice. ruining other peoples race will happen from time to time and all there is to it after it happens is apologizing, accepting your mistake and moving on
i did not expect both resident evil AND sim racing to be discussed here lmao
im trying to find words for the crosshair and i simply cannot
Intrusive?
Don't worry, we also cover gay rights, is it gay to like traps or femboys, horny posting, 40k, food
you name it, zealot chat covers it
exactly what i had wished for my favorite class 🥹
somehow i drive better with busted sterring than with normal steering
Also occasionally yelling at mort for being dumb
how long have you been sim racing for?
13 minutes?
`what about the gay wrongs and the gay lefts
i dont have nearly as many hours in AC, i kinda split it between beamng and ACC
ive been at it since late 2024 methinks
I joined a simracing discord that did weekly hotlaps
took up a bunch of time in 2023
and late 2022
So true elster signalis
call me elster the way i love my wife
did a brief stint in iracing thanks to one of the members there
Going through infinite loops and never being happy at the end?
Call me elster the way my yuri is doomed
❤️🩹
femboy to trans girl pipeline
call me that one guy that flipped a merc on the nord like 30 years ago
Isn’t I racing played by professional racers and shit
sometimes
hell no
but also old guys with too much money and no kids
The dream tbh
Max Verstappen usually grinds iracing between formula 1 seasons
corvette why make a car without abs
verstappen does practice quite a bit on Iracing, from his interviews he said he does modded assetto corsa too
doesnt he also play minecraft or something
just brake less
abs is pog
lack of abs separates the chaff from the wheat
That game have multiplayer?
i dont have a good wheel so its a bit hard
yeah both have multiplayer
what wheel you got
simply a difference in skill
excuses
That’d be some shit wouldn’t it
pxn v900
no ffb only gas and brake on the SAME FUCKING AXIS
lord have mercy 🥹
i cant say anything then, i have a full fanatec setup lmao
gimme
you can separate that with 3rd party software
fr?
uh
I don't remember and I'm not really in a good mood so I'll figure it out tomorrow or friday
augh
the CSL DD with an aftermarket 8Nm boost kit, their shifter, the V2 handbrake, the inverted V3 pedals and an additional F1 wheel
all this is just drifting
damn and here I am with just a logitech g920 and computer chair
at least ur wheel is good
i was thinking of upgrading to Heusinkveld for the pedals since the 90kg load cell is just too weak
Gotta make that bitcoin money to get a proper set up
mine has to lie and say its a controller to work right
You have earned my attention
oh my god i am so glad i joined this server
at least to get gas and brake to work like not buttons
Stay around here long enough and the moba players come crawling out aswell
yeah welcome to zealot chat where we never talk about zealot or darktide
anyone fw deadlock 🙏
like half of us
Too many
LMAOOOOOOOO
I love resident evil btw
holy moly shes a beauty
we are the white names here babe
yeah i dont have an alu profile rig, i literally just have a bunch of metal pieces and doodads my dad welded together to make a rig but its stable enough
and the seat is picked from a 2005 or so seat alhambra
Cropped to hide my messy desk
people over complicate things, you can run a pc off of a piece of wood
dust prevention is the main reason
you have no idea how annoying it is to type like this
i have to reach over my wheel and use like 2 fingers
inb4 distracted driving
not driving rn
ah yeah thats the one ive always wanted
Yeah that's yours
i sit right next to my desk when im racing so i can still type and use my mouse
fun fact on nord the corvette c7r will lift off
this was my old setup for the longest time. Pretend it has a steering wheel on the table and pedals underneath 
I just tried to copy the link and help ya
this is my setup
its a bit of a hassle but it works
it embeded cause he replied
Bro did the gta heist irl to get this
better than jimmers flailing to find his keyboard
cause its on the floor somewhere
i used to take screenshots i thought were cool when i played AC more often
i think theyre lost now idk
People spent so much time and money on pc case build and aesthetics, here i am with my pc tower behind my montior facing the wall, looking at it when i blast it with air every couple months
been there lmao
I fucked my stuff up the first time because I didn’t clean the dust out
Somehow less noisy than a ps4
noooo all my cool screenies are gone fuck u onedrive
You get a dusty ps4 that shit sounds like a jet engine
evil bastard
chad ps5 tiny 2 inch fan trying to circulate air through a super computer thats designed to be airtight
We need anti dust technology
we have it kinda, unfortunately it involves more electricty most of the time
Still worth
yknow ill take a 9:11 nurb time
which car?
mercedes something or other
its called compressed air
and a screwdriver
seven minutes
seven burgers
seven burgers is all I can spare to give you
BMW Z4 GT3
The rest are mine
ohh i once did a lap around monza in the z4
it wasnt a particularly fast lap but i enjoyed it
i spun and binned it into the wall at like 100kph
kept a decent pace with a GTR gt3 afterwords
this clip is way old so im not as good in the clip as i am now
tried doing a minigp with the exos 125 and then all my audio cut out
have u tried shifting a car you cant hear
when i lose my hearing mid drive i genuinely crash
@lunar fable @ivory marlin @visual stream @wheat matrix WE ARE BACK!!!!!!! WE ARE SO BACK
Uge
the amount of laps ive lost due to being called are too many for me to want to admit
i really like driving a modded formula ford car
like the formula 1600 van diemens are so much fun
i was driving pretty good without audio up until i forgot that the car didnt have abs and overshot a turn on monza

lotus exos 125
absolutely no aero, manual gearbox and they dont go faster than 240kph and driving them is so sketchy but thats exactly why i love driving them
the open wheel thing
real
oh my GOD how much i love the miata cup cars
speaking of theres a public mx5 cup server
actually why i modded the car in, there was this tom nippers guy on youtube that i watched and hes a formula ford driver and i wanted to dtry it out
for real
@ivory marlin fucking home isnt working rn cause they're updating I CANT THROW AWAY MY WINPODS I HAVE HALF A BOX LEFT
Did u hear about kristi noems husband
L
AND YOU CANT MASS RELEASE IN SWSH
WHY
im gonna go beat the game now
i got it back in 2020 or 2021
and just
never finished the main game lol
Concretes almost done with his haircut
bald
That shit was hilarious
bro went full simplejack
Da Goona
"got 2"
this gun is so dumb
Nah see ima just toss it in the bath tub
Get it real nice and clean
I mean strictly speaking
An incredibly good way to clean electroncis (provided they are completely discharged)
is just sticking them straight into the dishwasher and running it w no soap
I’ve been doing my best to clean out my graphics card
Provided you don't have extremely hard water*
