zealot-class

[oak marsh]

so i can sleep

[hexed igloo]

Had a friend who went to pack kief on top of his cone, and it turned out to be crushed codeine that he smoked with his weed

He fell over on the side of the road on his way home and lay there for 6 hours

[sterile stone]

Yeah man fuck that

I only trust people I’ve known for a while

One of my plugs is a chill dude

Oddly enough

A hard core vegan

But he chill and we talk about philosophy and stuff

But nah bro don’t jus take no shit from a person you either A.Dont know

Or B.Barely know

Especially in the states

Mfs will cut fent into your shit to save money

[oak marsh]

tbh 90% of the problems are just trusting shit u dont know

like can ppl not do any research

i aint even do that when i was a kid in school

[sterile stone]

I will say I did fuck up once

Like I wanted to look like a hard ass and shit

And I took one of these eddies that was like I think 300mg?

Worst taste in the world

And knocked me the fuck out

Never again

[oak marsh]

one time i took 20mg after a while of not having them

i was just sitting and rocking in my chair cause it gave me horrid vertigo

[spare talon]

😭

[oak marsh]

also one of the few times ive actually had adrenaline kick in

[void bison]

my first experience with psychedelics was eating a few squares at a friends house of thc + psilo and didn't feel much of anything besides the wall briefly looking cool
I ate the rest of the bar on my own the day after and felt much of everything

[delicate shadow]

why tho? it's literally less harmful than cigs or alcohol

[hexed igloo]

He was having a sesh with his bros it was just a mixup lmao

[delicate shadow]

like idk if you're baiting or what xdd

[sterile stone]

Mushrooms are unironically really nice

[hexed igloo]

It was partially bait lmao 🙏

[sterile stone]

Especially the vegan ones

[delicate shadow]

I see

[sterile stone]

Like I get people wanting to not try weed

[delicate shadow]

I had figured

[void bison]

I grew some in minecraft

[oak marsh]

shrooms are also one of the safe drugs like weed but you just need to be very careful since they can easily be laced

[sterile stone]

But shrooms are 100% a vibe

[hexed igloo]

I do think it should be prescription tho much like any other drug

[oak marsh]

or theyre just poisonous shrooms instead

[void bison]

safe with addendums and more safety rails necessary

[sterile stone]

This all boils back down to not trusting strangers

[oak marsh]

ya

[void bison]

latent conditions can be brought out, bad trips can cause longlasting effects

[delicate shadow]

I lace my mushrooms with stroganoff

[hexed igloo]

On that note we can get rid of tobacco and spirits im not really bothered by that

[sterile stone]

See now ima actually roll up my sleeves and fight you

Cause whatchu mean mushrooms in the stroganoff

It doesn’t need it

[delicate shadow]

it's good with 'em, trust

[oak marsh]

shrooms in tha beef stroganof

[void bison]

mushrooms enhance many savory meals

[hexed igloo]

Mushrooms make every dish worse

[oak marsh]

mushrooms are natural msg or whatveer

[weak hull]

I lace my spaghetti with shrooms ngl

[oak marsh]

they umami

[hexed igloo]

If it doesn't come with mushrooms and you add mushrooms it's worse

[sterile stone]

Bruh cream of mushroom right dere

[void bison]

you should be crashed into a cube and put in a glass display

[sterile stone]

You don’t need the wiggly fungus

[hexed igloo]

Msg powder is right there it's natural too

[delicate shadow]

yea but we use cream of mushroom, with mushrooms and sour cream as well

[void bison]

crunched up

[sterile stone]

I’m telling the all father about this

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-inc-james-p-sullivan-sulley-cube-of-gabbage-whats-this-gif-17739520

[delicate shadow]

this is the whitest I've seen you be about food

[oak marsh]

but msg is addictive and dangerous too

[weak hull]

Oh so you can cook cook

Real

[sterile stone]

WHAT DO YOU MEAAAN BRO

Like you have alternatives

[weak hull]

Aquila when are you cooking something for the barbecue

[hexed igloo]

Bias against msg is rooted in racism against China sorry buddy you're a racist

[void bison]

I would partake of your sour cream mushroom beef

[hearty nebula]

huh wuh

cole

this needs context

asap

[oak marsh]

weed is from asia so you're racist actually

[hexed igloo]

No you're thinking of opium

[spare talon]

the guy hes reporting is the creator of fatmangus

a.a

[hearty nebula]

💀

[sterile stone]

Kuli?

[oak marsh]

Paleobotanical studies attest that cannabis was already present about 11 700 years ago in Central Asia near the Altai Mountains. 2 South-East Asia has also been proposed as an alternative region for the primary domestication of cannabis. 3 Cannabis provided fibers for ropes and nets, food, and seeds for oil.

[sterile stone]

Ainz?

[hearty nebula]

ok but like who even is that schmuck is more what i meant

[delicate shadow]

a.a

[spare talon]

@sterile stone

[hearty nebula]

streamer mcguy

[sterile stone]

I just need you to know it’s all bait

[delicate shadow]

see you'd have caught that if you were having the better strog

[sterile stone]

Bro is rage baiting you

[hearty nebula]

not fatman

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/diemarchive-you-be-what-i-be-profen-ragebait-goblin-ibuprofen-gif-16433689859346939554

[void bison]

I want to get ahold of some underwood ranch hot sauce

[oak marsh]

ok and i'll rip their throat out whats the big deal

mfs want to rage bait me i'll bait my fist into their face

[hearty nebula]

would it be safe for me to assume that the streamer just threw the game entirely and then went into "ITS NOT MY FAULT" mode

[hexed igloo]

Okay and?

[glossy nimbus]

How do I check for how much cleave I actually require on a weapon

like Tac axe does not need a lot of cleave, right?

[sterile stone]

I’m gonna say something that I’m about to get massive hate for

And I’m ready to accept that

[hearty nebula]

no

[void bison]

hot sauce from the ones who sourced sriracha before huy fong screwed them over and ruined the reputation of huy fong sriracha

[sterile stone]

But lemon pepper seasoning on wings is so ass

Do better

[hexed igloo]

Lemon pepper belongs on fish and fish onlu

[glossy nimbus]

but how much does it need at base

[hearty nebula]

none

[void bison]

I haven't had good wings really tbh

[hearty nebula]

you have brutal momentum

[void bison]

so i wouldn't know

[hexed igloo]

Imo wings just ain't good

[glossy nimbus]

yea I got that

[void bison]

I thought you were about to say something about hot sauce and I had the obliteration ray ready

[sterile stone]

It depends on what you’re goin for

[hearty nebula]

yeah so the answer is it doesn't matter

xd

[glossy nimbus]

shoots you

[sterile stone]

I think this is a cold take but

Hot sauce should be enjoyable

[void bison]

honestly if I could choose something I think i'd want jerk chicken wings

[glossy nimbus]

but its how much damage is distributed amongst whats cut through,,,hm. probably doesn't matter.

[sterile stone]

Anal perforator 3000 the paste sauce sucks when you can’t really enjoy the food cause the spice is just too much

[glossy nimbus]

that + 50% cleave should be ok

[calm salmon]

Every now and again I don't mind a hot sauce specifically formulated to make me suffer

but yeah, flavor is important

[hexed igloo]

Yeah so I'm going for wings that are just 90% bone and cartilage and suck really bad and the only redeeming part of them is the very okay sauce

[void bison]

Nobody wants Da Bomb if they can get something that's spicy and tastes good

[calm salmon]

And a lot of the butthole burners just make it hot and taste like shit

or it doesn't have a flavor at all, its just hot

[sterile stone]

I forgot what hot sauce I had before but it was just like a black, molasses like substance

[void bison]

This is slightly hard to get ahold of I think but I would enjoy some

[sterile stone]

Never again

[hearty nebula]

cold take indeed

[hexed igloo]

I don't like "spicy food" cos 9/10 times they just added a bunch of cayenne and chili flakes and it just tastes like shit

[sterile stone]

Now hold on

Chili flakes can be the move

[void bison]

it's just from walmart so nothing fancy but this is my favorite for a while now

[sterile stone]

Depending on the other seasonings

[long oasis]

mushroom ketchup

[void bison]

townsends

[calm salmon]

Frank's Red Hot is my go-to

[delicate shadow]

mushroom ketchup??

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

[hexed igloo]

Chili flakes can be the move provided flavorful spices are used

[weak hull]

I once had blueberry habanero hot sauce
Might not have been the absolute ass blaster I wanted but it was so fuckin good on anything sweet/breakfast items

[calm salmon]

Pretty good flavor, okay spice level

[hearty nebula]

i am a fan of cholula

[hexed igloo]

If it tastes good already a little chili flakes won't change much

[sterile stone]

I love their channel

[long oasis]

ive never had it must be good tho

[void bison]

used to be one of my favorites but i haven't used it in a while

it's a good flavor sauce with so little heat you could drink it

[hearty nebula]

idk im basic

[hexed igloo]

There's a honey bourbon with ghost pepper extract and it's delectable

[hearty nebula]

i also like tobasco

[plush estuary]

I dont

[weak hull]

I don't drink

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/dogdiesamengodbless-gif-23866738

[hearty nebula]

i dont use a LOT of it is the thing

[void bison]

https://youtu.be/cnRl40c5NSs?si=I5M8iq5Se5riN674

[hearty nebula]

like

[sterile stone]

I mean spices in general are kinda a mix and match system, nothing is gonna taste good if your only ingredient is season all

[weak hull]

I like Tabasco if what I'm eating is already decently tasty

[hexed igloo]

More power to you tbh

[hearty nebula]

what i use it for is basically as an accent

[long oasis]

ketchup used to be made from a lot of things other than tomatoes but tomatoes are what won out

[sterile stone]

Crystal hot sauce because it reminds me of home

[hearty nebula]

so like i'll brush it super lightly onto pizza b4 i cook it cuz it also has a nice flavor component methinks

[void bison]

Tapatio has completely and totally replaced tobasco for me

[weak hull]

^

Tapatio is so good

[void bison]

I don't like the vinegar sauces much

[hearty nebula]

but ONLY when u cook it

[hexed igloo]

I don't use sauce really

[sterile stone]

Now them hot sauces with garlic in it can be the move aswell

[hearty nebula]

i dont like tobasco as much when its just like

straight out the bottle

[void bison]

I like it on eggs and pizza and certain sandwiches

chicken too

[hearty nebula]

it needs to be heated in some way

cuz it wakes it up nicely and gives it actual flavor beyond the vinegar

[hearty nebula]

nuh uh

[hexed igloo]

I like mayo and aioli and soy sauce 🙂

[sterile stone]

Getting back to this tho

Jerk chicken is Fooken amazing

But not everyone’s sauce is made equally

[hexed igloo]

Who up jerking they chicken

[sterile stone]

Also the ruder the Jamaican

The better their food

[hearty nebula]

never had jerk chicken methinks

looks yummy tho

[weak hull]

My nana is Asian Jamaican, and she makes some fire ass jerk chicken

Her oxtail is also really good

[sterile stone]

Share with the class

[weak hull]

No

All mine

[sterile stone]

I’ve never had the chance to try oxtails

But everyone loses their minds over it

[weak hull]

Its

Idk

[hexed igloo]

My Nana is the tiniest Chinese lady you've ever seen and she was wildly abusive.

Never got to try her cooking tho so it mightve been heat

[weak hull]

I don't hate it

[long oasis]

oxtails are expensive for some reason idek why

[sterile stone]

I mean poor people food being gentrified is why

[long oasis]

man

[weak hull]

My nana looks like the stereotypical Chinese grandma but then talks straight Jamaican

[pure hare]

was good while it lasted

[weak hull]

It's funny

[sterile stone]

Lobster use to be considered poor people food til the wealthy found out how good it is

[weak hull]

She's also super sweet tho

[void bison]

I think I did have some in jamaica on a cruise trip with my parents but it was over a decade ago and the main thing I remember is my dad drunkenly calling his bank because the card declined

[hexed igloo]

Gramgram balling the fuck out

[weak hull]

Real

[long oasis]

tbf back then people didnt butter or season that shit of course it tasted bad

[weak hull]

I like lobster without anything

[long oasis]

well

[weak hull]

It's not as good

[long oasis]

I dont!!!

[void bison]

even without the lobster?

[long oasis]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HDjeVDsW4AAghul.mp4

[hexed igloo]

I've never had lobster but I know I'll hate it

[weak hull]

I want crab legos now

[sterile stone]

Even tho I don’t eat seafood anymore, seeing over cooked lobster still grosses me out

[weak hull]

I wish to cook them myself tho

[long oasis]

u dont eat seafood anymore?

[sterile stone]

It’s like someone pulling a foam mat apart

[sterile stone]

Nope

[long oasis]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HC7GTvMXwAEdBZA.gif

like no fish no anything

[hexed igloo]

The only seafood I eat is deep fried fish filets tbh

[sterile stone]

I spent my entire childhood eatin seafood, grown an aversion to it

[hexed igloo]

Salmon sushi too actually

[void bison]

i eat some shramp

🍤

[weak hull]

I like sushi

[sterile stone]

Some skrimps

[weak hull]

[hexed igloo]

If it tastes like fish I cannot

[void bison]

coupla' shompies time to time, a few shrimbos

wrong reply

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes the deep fried fish got that weird grey line in it that tastes fishy and it ruins the whole piece

[sterile stone]

If there’s one thing I want to try it crawfish bread

That’s like the only thing seafood related I’ll eat

[hearty nebula]

gub

[hexed igloo]

You're telling me a crawfish bred this......bread

[hearty nebula]

fih,...

[sterile stone]

Look at dat

Segmented too like pull aparts

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/bcDuw.gif

[hexed igloo]

Slop

Waiter!! Slop on bread please

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-youre-goddamn-right-gif-14600753

I want double slop

[hexed igloo]

Yall ever have a Mac n cheese sandwich

[void bison]

I want a brisket sandwich or something like that

with the mac

[hexed igloo]

The media will tell you all these things about new Zealand food and its all wrong

The thing we do here is put everything you can fuckin imagine between 2 slices of whiteass bread

[obsidian prairie]

Bullshit sandwich

[long oasis]

marmite

[obsidian prairie]

What's the best one you've seen

[sterile stone]

You ever been beaten with a pool cue

[long oasis]

this kinda looks good

[long oasis]

marmite grilled cheese

[sterile stone]

Oh

You lost me at marmite

[obsidian prairie]

This looks poisonous

[long oasis]

I can handle it

[obsidian prairie]

Fun fact

[void bison]

idk what marmite tastes like

[obsidian prairie]

Marmite is so salty its effectively conductive

[sterile stone]

How did you know this?

[long oasis]

isnt like roughly 10% of it sodium per serving

[obsidian prairie]

Cause I've seen someone make basic circuits on toast with it

[long oasis]

it is also sold by the "Sanitarium Health and Wellbeing Company"

[long oasis]

there is no way thats not a front for a cult of dagon

[sterile stone]

The hell

[void bison]

maybe it would be okay on that sandwich then

the cheese surely helps curb it

I don't think I like salt that much actually

[long oasis]

@hexed igloo craves salt like a mountain goat

ask him about his daily sodium intake

[hexed igloo]

I do

[void bison]

Reminds me of the one video about surstromming that makes it look edible

[hexed igloo]

I pack up enough salt in a day to kill a lesser man

[void bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGRyr8yIo9w

[hexed igloo]

Fuck you and your mother marmite is a gift from God

It's ambrosia

[weak hull]

Marmite is just extra salty butter confirmed?

[hexed igloo]

Also to clarify grilled cheese with marmite is the only way you'll be having grilled cheese once you've tried it

[sterile stone]

You know what else is edible that doesn’t taste like belt leather

Literally anything else

[hexed igloo]

Your mom

[weak hull]

What's marmite

[long oasis]

yeast extract

[void bison]

what's vegemite

[weak hull]

Is it the food equivalent of the powder you put in your ramen noodles?

[long oasis]

byproduct of beer brewing

[hexed igloo]

Yep it's like a really strong, savory spread

[sterile stone]

Savory

[hexed igloo]

It tastes kinda like soy sauce

[weak hull]

Ah I wouldn't like it

[sterile stone]

Bro has teeth like George Washington

I know it

[weak hull]

I don't like soy sauce outside of cooking with it

[void bison]

if that was true I think people would actually like it more often

[hexed igloo]

It's like soy sauce but not

[sterile stone]

I feel the same way about fish sauce

[hexed igloo]

It tastes like marmite lmao

Iunno what really compares

[void bison]

maybe someday i'll see if it's at walmart

[hexed igloo]

It's pure fucking msg and salt bro it's savory

[sterile stone]

You’re savory yah wee little shit

[hexed igloo]

You'd like to savor me huh

I know what you are

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/diem-archive-demon-roy-mogged-gif-7743681649641435441

[void bison]

I imagine surstromming as having a really sour taste

[hexed igloo]

I expect it tastes like rotten fish

Maybe some subtle piss notes

[sterile stone]

There’s a reason no one besides Yam’s people eat it

And even then

Only when piss drunk at a festival

[void bison]

I would try a bite that's already prepared maybe

with this wrap/potato/onion/sour cream looking combo I could maybe be convinced

I'm sprinkling lots of maybes in this cause I probably wouldn't

[hexed igloo]

how to eat surströmming

put enough ingredients with it you can't taste it

[void bison]

if it's got an acidic fermented taste then I think the ingredients make sense

[viscid karma]

That’s so weird. So then that’s just stagger like grievous wounds with a different label?

[void bison]

it's yogurt not sour cream apparently

[hexed igloo]

I legit don't know because to prepare it you literally wash it in clean water like you're washing off as much of the preservation liquid as possible

I really just don't think it'll taste like anything

[sterile stone]

What’s that other thing people eat

Uhhhhh

Fermented basking shark

[hexed igloo]

Century eggs

[void bison]

casu marzu

[sterile stone]

I know people gotta get creative in times of struggle

Like I get that

[hexed igloo]

Go explode fuck casu marzu

[sterile stone]

But who the fuck is struggling so bad they look at rotten food and be like

[hexed igloo]

Genuinely most disgusting thing I've seen in my life

[plush estuary]

Did you see what Kuli's guide said?

[sterile stone]

“Worth”

[hexed igloo]

One time I ate some definitely spoiled sausages because I had no money left to get food

No ill effects at least

[void bison]

idk I saw a vid of a roadkill carcasse of a big animal that had like a small childs worth in lbs of maggots

you could fill a backpack and feed the family

[hexed igloo]

That's different because it's like dead animal in the open it happens

Maggot infested cheese on purpose is fucked

Maggots are the only thing I legitimately cannot deal with

[void bison]

I would maybe try some of the ant crusted cheese

[sterile stone]

The Italians legit make a cheese with maggots inside tho

[hexed igloo]

Ants are cool they're fine they chillin

[viscid karma]

Oops, skipped over that. Reading it now. Had no idea coherency works like a daisy chain. That’s kinda cool

[hexed igloo]

I know and for that sin Italy should be razed

Scorched and salted earth

[misty ravine]

Here's a start

[hexed igloo]

Quail eggs gross me out in a weird way

[leaden robin]

Spas confirmed in TC

[hexed igloo]

Like they're fine they're just too small and I don't like it

[sterile stone]

@gray ice I know I’m getting back to you 5 business days later, But Saxon looks and sounds like Earl with like the cadence of Tyler, slapped with a lofi beat on the background. All in all I fuck with the song.

[void bison]

i like pickled quail eggs

[hexed igloo]

I like pickled jalapeños

[sterile stone]

Mag fed spas12

Cursed

[hexed igloo]

I eat them straight from the jar

[obsidian prairie]

Some of these look good

[void bison]

I want some pickled eggs now

[leaden robin]

it is the Heretics after all

[sterile stone]

Jail time

No parole

[obsidian prairie]

What

[hexed igloo]

It looks fine

[obsidian prairie]

These are all pizza ingredients

[hexed igloo]

Weird but like okay I guess

[void bison]

charcuterie pizza

[hexed igloo]

It's just the layout is all wrong

[sterile stone]

The hell are mini tortilla wraps doing in the middle

[obsidian prairie]

Olives
Meat
tomato
cheese
spinach

Literally 100% fine

[hexed igloo]

Spinach gets too much hate

My goat

[obsidian prairie]

Flatbread stuff in the middle is for the stuff in the middle and the stuff that falls off the pizza

[sterile stone]

Ah so it’s like fufu

[obsidian prairie]

Genius invention

[void bison]

I ate 16oz of raw spinach with nothing but lemon juice and pepper not very long ago and idk why

[hexed igloo]

More like crackers with cheese if you ask me

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/slungus-bunny-sniffing-gif-14663949396914466743

[sterile stone]

I turned wrong

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah spinach is pretty good

[sterile stone]

And now I’m in pain

I feel sick

[obsidian prairie]

Been using it as lazy filler green lately and it works

[hexed igloo]

Unironically spinach > lettuce on a burger

[obsidian prairie]

I can see it

[void bison]

spinach > lettuce in most applications I feel like

[hexed igloo]

Ong

[hexed igloo]

Okay fries and nuggets you can leave if you want

[obsidian prairie]

Lettuce is if you want your green to crunch

spinach tastes better

[void bison]

I'd annihilate some cabbage rn

bierocks or something

[hexed igloo]

I fw shredded cabbage so hard

If it's cooked I'm out

[obsidian prairie]

Just shred it like how people film those videos of them shredding a full watermelon

[sterile stone]

If it’s in a bento I’m fine with it

Some shredded cabboge with katsu and rice

And curry

[void bison]

how different is raw cabbage cause i think i've mostly had it cooked

[hexed igloo]

If you give me a bowl of shredded cabbage and carrot with some dressing I'll demolish it

[void bison]

I don't like coleslaw

[obsidian prairie]

I'm a stir fry acolyte so I take cabbage cooked

[hexed igloo]

You won't like it then imo coleslaw is the most palatable way to have cabbage

[obsidian prairie]

Because its ass

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-redford-jeremiah-johnson-nodding-yes-nod-of-approval-gif-21066931

[obsidian prairie]

Coleslaw is one of the whitest inventions ever

[void bison]

whenever i have it it seems too sweet or something

[sterile stone]

I have a meme and I can’t post it

[hexed igloo]

Okay let's cool off for a second slaw is either peak or terrible and there's no in between

[sterile stone]

I know you’d love raising canes

[void bison]

the only time that coleslaw looked kind of decent was on a nashville hot chicken

[hexed igloo]

A good slaw is good but if it's not good it's dogshit

[obsidian prairie]

Take a bowl of perfectly servicable and pretty looking greens
Dump mayonnaise into it until the maga hard ons are satisfied with the color

[hexed igloo]

All I hear about canes is that it's mid as fuck without the sauce and I don't really do sauce

[sterile stone]

If you don’t like sauce then canes is basically bland fried chicken

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I won't like it

[sterile stone]

That entire place hinges on you liking the sauce

[void bison]

I don't mind sauce but I think i'd prefer the breading have the flavor or something instead

[hexed igloo]

Well yeah if it's just mayo it sucks really bad

[void bison]

pistachio salad

[sterile stone]

Chic fil a isn’t a bad choice but like

[sterile stone]

Them prices

[obsidian prairie]

Isn't chick fila evil

Or is that chipoltle

[leaden robin]

@keen heath see

[void bison]

yeah but the chicken is decent

[sterile stone]

They don’t like the gays™

[obsidian prairie]

Evil

[sterile stone]

Or I should say

[obsidian prairie]

Got it

[hexed igloo]

They're homophobic but I be seeing a lot of gays eating from there

[sterile stone]

The owner was like

Love should only be between a man and woman

And that set off a lot of the rep they have now

[misty ravine]

I would potentially eat the living shit out of that but anything that isn't majority vegetables by volume is not a salad

[hexed igloo]

Pasta salad

[void bison]

the coleslaw might be refreshing on this but idk even still I'm not sure I would really like it

[misty ravine]

Misnomer

[sterile stone]

Ngl the whitest shit I’ve seen is macaroni salad at Whole Foods

[hexed igloo]

Slaw on a burger is good as long as it's not a wet ass slaw

[sterile stone]

And I just wondered who fucking eats this

[obsidian prairie]

Rendering to ashes in 5 minutes

Do not slander pasta salad

[hexed igloo]

I've never had a pasta salad I've liked

It's been OK at best

[void bison]

pistachio pudding mix and coolwhip with pineapples and marshmallows

[copper hawk]

I LOVE PLAYING ROBLOX DRESS UP

[obsidian prairie]

Have they contained cheese

[hexed igloo]

No

[sterile stone]

Fam you can do better

[obsidian prairie]

Ok good first step

[sterile stone]

I refuse to allow another human being to suffer like this

[hexed igloo]

I like hot pasta

[void bison]

Pasta salad is okay but I wouldn't die on a hill for it

[obsidian prairie]

I make my own

[sterile stone]

Have you tried making your own bread

[hexed igloo]

Yk what I will die on a hill for? Pickles

[obsidian prairie]

Just raid the deli section of wherever the fuck and make sure its 50% pickled by volume then add to pasta

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[hexed igloo]

Pickles are so fucking good

[misty nova]

That's it

Chronos died

[void bison]

I'm a pickle enjoyer

[misty nova]

End of Hades 2

Easy game

[obsidian prairie]

Had a sourdough starter for like 2 weeks and couldn't be assed to maintain it or make bread once a day so I killed it

[hexed igloo]

If you don't like pickles you need to explode

[sterile stone]

Pickles on a burger sure, raw dogging a pickle is ehhhhh

[void bison]

I love hardboiled eggs and I love pickles so i love hardboiled eggs

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-squidward-shocked-squidward-tonight-tonight-squidward-shock-gif-23057510

[void bison]

that are pickled

boom

[obsidian prairie]

Shooting you to death

Right now

[obsidian prairie]

Pickles are THE shit

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/hannibal-buress-right-booing-gif-13861878

[obsidian prairie]

You are both wrong and evil

[hexed igloo]

You're wrong on a fundamental level

[obsidian prairie]

Or have never had real pickles

[hexed igloo]

I will say this though

[void bison]

I eat the shit out of some dill pickle spears

[hexed igloo]

It has to be crunchy if you're rawdogging it

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah which means it has to be real pickles

[sterile stone]

Pause

I will post heresy

[void bison]

I even like the juice because of how sour it is

[hexed igloo]

Go on then

[misty ravine]

Pickle juice is the secret ingredient to a good potato salad

[hexed igloo]

Have you tried pickled jalapeños

[void bison]

I don't think so tbh

[hexed igloo]

They're reaaallly sour and sharp spicy

[void bison]

I have had pickled okra

[hexed igloo]

Delectable

[void bison]

not on their own at least

[sterile stone]

https://preview.redd.it/fruit-punch-flavored-pickles-v0-ldm9y9861cd11.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=08b9b9ee66b2d96d02a042a37edd051a8d802543

BEHOLD

[obsidian prairie]

I know someone who has made kool aid pickles

[hexed igloo]

Alternating a pickle bite and a jalapeño is heat

[misty nova]

Big Red Pickles

[obsidian prairie]

Their sins will drag them beyond even the immortal reaches of hell

[void bison]

there's some pinwheels made with cream cheese and jalapenos and whatever else my mom has brought to thanksgivings and stuff that I like a lot

olives too

[hexed igloo]

There's something I want to ask but I cannot

What flavor koolaid

[void bison]

idr what all they have in them

[obsidian prairie]

Idfk

Red™

[hexed igloo]

Okay red is safe

[void bison]

I even tried the van leeuwen ice cream and thought it was decent

[long oasis]

canes has more protein than chickfila

[obsidian prairie]

Still unrepentable heresy against all that is good

[long oasis]

yum

[hexed igloo]

Your dad has more protein

[sterile stone]

My eyes

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/pause-gay-no-gif-15366401

[long oasis]

he does

[obsidian prairie]

I'd try it

[void bison]

Near the top its sweeter but still with a pickle taste but deeper down the streaks of strong pickle flavor get more frequent

[hexed igloo]

Pause doesn't work when I'm just outright saying gay shit bro

[long oasis]

150 pound man vs a chicken sandwich which has more nutritional value

[obsidian prairie]

Also

[void bison]

we stopped selling this brand of ice cream at my walmart but they just have loads of weird flavors

[sterile stone]

I was talking about the cannibalism

[obsidian prairie]

Are we not going back to the fact that this man hates pickles

[hexed igloo]

Average homeless guy has ~175000 calories are you really committed to the bulk

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-bye-crash-window-gif-11201084319874331732

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gus-gus-fring-hector-salamanca-no-man-at-all-gif-3744819187679976207

[sterile stone]

Can’t catch me

[long oasis]

me when I swallow a piece of transuranic alloy

[hexed igloo]

I don't want to I want you out of my sight anyway

[obsidian prairie]

You jump out a window like that you're just dead

[long oasis]

(I no longer need to eat or sleep)

[obsidian prairie]

Landing right on your neck with all of your weight

[hexed igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136292421211258932/1307489975134195722/GIF_20241116_173754_810.gif

[sterile stone]

Was more worried about the glass shards I’d land on

Them shits scary

[void bison]

I want a burger with an inhuman amount of pickles now

or a spicy chicken sandwich

[sterile stone]

Okay see

Pickle on a chicken sandwich

Perfect

Pickle on a burger

[hexed igloo]

I got a Syrian shawarma from a guy who called me bossman and it was full of homemade pickles and it was the most delicious thing I've ever eaten

[obsidian prairie]

I just want to crack open one of my jars of pickles but I must resist the temptation

[sterile stone]

Perfect

[obsidian prairie]

They still have time to grow

[sterile stone]

Wait are you chef

[void bison]

I've never actually looked up shawarma to know what it is made of besides seeing that it looks delicious

[hexed igloo]

Iirc it was like cranberry sauce, chicken, and pickles, put in a panini press

[sterile stone]

Meat of choice

Fries

[obsidian prairie]

wdym

[sterile stone]

Garlic or tzatziki

Aaaaand pickle

That’s the base Shwarma

[misty ravine]

The small town I used to live in had a donair shop run by a Greek family, a large donair poutine was dangerously delicious and would keep my stomach feeling full for like 36 hours

[sterile stone]

You do a lot of cooking?

[hexed igloo]

If you're wasted and exhausted shawarma will bring you back from the brink

[obsidian prairie]

An amount

[sterile stone]

Wooooord

[obsidian prairie]

Why do you think I have such violent food takes

[sterile stone]

Let’s sit here for a second and talk about this

[hexed igloo]

Meat on fries is so peak

[sterile stone]

Doner poutine?

[void bison]

I like all of these ingredients I'd be like this mfer

[sterile stone]

Let’s get a run down on what this entails

Cause I’m just curious now

[void bison]

tzatziki is like a zesty cucumber sauce right

[hexed igloo]

We don't really have it in poutine variation, it's just fries with doner piled on top with sauces and cheese but it's still so good

[obsidian prairie]

3 frames

[sterile stone]

I believe so? Not a fan of it.

[void bison]

I think I'd want a diff sauce than either of those tbh but garlic is probably pretty good

[sterile stone]

Garlic sauce is where my heart goes

[void bison]

I like garlic naan bread

[misty ravine]

Literally just donair meat, veggies, and sauce atop fries with gravy and cheese curds

[obsidian prairie]

You really can't avoid being a terrible person

[hexed igloo]

If you hand me a bowl of confit garlic it'll be gone before you can give me a spoon

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

Is garlic sauce not the better rebound

[obsidian prairie]

You laugh like you won't be staring up at me in 60 years

[sterile stone]

Like cucumber sauce just isn’t the move for me

[void bison]

I would annihilate a bowl of sauteed mushrooms

or breaded shrooms

[hexed igloo]

Dude he's like 5'5 he's gotta look up at you right now

[obsidian prairie]

Not far

[sterile stone]

I’m literally taller than them

What

[obsidian prairie]

No

Actually

[sterile stone]

I’m 5’8

[void bison]

I'm probably not a big fan of ziki either

[obsidian prairie]

Oh wait you are

[misty ravine]

You're a funny guy

[void bison]

I've only had it in the form of a lays potato chip flavor

[obsidian prairie]

Not for long hopefully

[sterile stone]

I got the perfect set up right

Doner, garlic, veggies

Ez

[sterile stone]

With the fries of course

Call me crazy right

[obsidian prairie]

Crazy

[void bison]

I want to try omurice

[sterile stone]

But getting EVERYTHING except the kitchen sink seems excessive

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/kFEeRXelQoX.gif

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-soup-vampire-you-little-shit-gif-2357474800963154764

[obsidian prairie]

You asked

[misty ravine]

Too dangerous
I love that artificial pistachio flavor to a literally unhealthy degree

[sterile stone]

Ngl I haven’t had fried rice in ages

Think the last thing I had takeout wise was those lettuce wraps

Which now I’m looking back on it

Those had mushrooms

Maybe mushrooms ain’t so bad

[void bison]

I have tried some of these before and they were okay enough that i'd want to try a real variation instead of frozen food

[obsidian prairie]

Wait you're a mushroom hater too

What fucking evil wizard sired you

[sterile stone]

Ima go to bed before I create another fire

[obsidian prairie]

What malevolent creature is back in that family circle that made you like this

[void bison]

mushrooms got haters everywhere man

the world needs to learn taste

[sterile stone]

My family picky as fuck

I legit am trying til this day to get my mom to eat lamb

She refuses

[void bison]

a burger with swiss cheese, a1 steak sauce, and mayo with sauteed mushrooms

[obsidian prairie]

Hold the mayo but fuck me up with this

[sterile stone]

Pepper jack, jalapeños, chipotle mayo, bacon, lettuce

[void bison]

a viable strat as well

[misty ravine]

Lamb is just divisive, you either love or hate it

[void bison]

a somewhat decent bar has a 5 alarm burger with ghost pepper cheese, jalapenos, and I think chipotle mayo

near me

you can get it as a spicy chicken sandwich too

pickles and stuff too

[ivory canyon]

Fckn mayo hater

[misty ravine]

Could even be a genetic thing, similar to the gene-that-makes-cilantro-taste-like-soap

[obsidian prairie]

I'm axiomatically good so what

[ivory canyon]

[hexed igloo]

Them heels don't count vro

[ivory canyon]

U shame ur ancestors by not eating egg product

Eat the mayo

[hexed igloo]

Only good mayo is kewpie

[weak hull]

I used to like miracle whip

[void bison]

I don't need very much mayo but I do like it

[obsidian prairie]

If we're counting heels I'm also 5'8"

[weak hull]

And then I tried actual mayo

[void bison]

I like dijon mustard

[hexed igloo]

If we counting shoes I'm a clean 6'3 in my boots lmao

[obsidian prairie]

What shoes are you wearing

[hexed igloo]

My boots have almost 4' platforms lmao

[obsidian prairie]

Stilts or those 5 pound mega platforms

[hexed igloo]

Special occasion shoes

[obsidian prairie]

Damn

[royal cape]

Shorty be stackin

[void bison]

and sushi with horseradish

[hexed igloo]

Okay mate you could gargle my nuts without having to crouch

Sorry that was outta left field

[obsidian prairie]

Nope

Perfectly valid retaliation

Military grade even

[hexed igloo]

After seeing his fuckass animated profile I shoulda gone harder

[void bison]

i'm like 5'9 or 5'10

[obsidian prairie]

I hate animated profiles sooooo much

[hexed igloo]

I be 5'11

[obsidian prairie]

Like I just want to know if you would shoot me if you saw me on the street please get Darth Vader out of the way

[glossy nimbus]

its easy asf to build forceful stacks on arb right

[hexed igloo]

Take 1 swing you've gained 5

[obsidian prairie]

Always

[void bison]

idk what to play

[hexed igloo]

Darktide

[obsidian prairie]

Library of ruina

Now

[glossy nimbus]

then why does my friend insist he needa agri shotgun to build stacks..so im not crazy

lmao

[royal cape]

Hey now yk what they say bout short folk…
…theyre always in position to nut check someone

[hexed igloo]

He's stupid as hell lmao

[sterile stone]

We only wear high tops and slides here buddy

[hexed igloo]

Okay I can just put a hand to your forehead vro pipe down halfpint

[sterile stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/s1wYpjVDy0k?si=fm6kfnESMDwNwxJ4

[void bison]

idk much about it but i've heard of it

related to limbus or lobotomy corp or something

[obsidian prairie]

Project Moon is its own special kind of autism that is also a beautiful and wonderful pile of masochistic torture

[royal cape]

6’ skeleton
Nothin but dancin bones

[hexed igloo]

In your dreams

[obsidian prairie]

If you want the full tour its lob corp -> ruina -> limbus

[sterile stone]

I know your knee gonna get bad when you get old

[royal cape]

Im serious. Very self convincing about the peaking ribs

[sterile stone]

Atleast being 5’8 with a baby face has its benefits

[hexed igloo]

My knees already bad kekw hard labor from age 10 does that

[sterile stone]

Bro’s early life was literally

The children yearn for the mines

[hexed igloo]

You tryna pull milfs or smth

[obsidian prairie]

I somehow have small knee aches from stairs and my back is permafucked

[hexed igloo]

I respect it

[obsidian prairie]

I am too young for this please

[sterile stone]

I do love me some older women

[hexed igloo]

I'm gonna be honest I think being trans does something to your spine and knees

[hexed igloo]

Every trans person I've ever met has fucked joints

[obsidian prairie]

Interesting

Cursed bloodline

Checks out

Well

More cursed than usual

[hexed igloo]

I've never talked to a trans individual who went "yea my knees r fine "

We gone find out supplementary estrogen destroys cartilage or smth

[obsidian prairie]

I accept the fact that I will need to incorporate a magnificent cane into my outfit eventually

[obsidian prairie]

Shit was bad before the fun drugs

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[void bison]

do you need good knees for rock climbing

I have a german friend and she likes doing that

[hexed igloo]

You need good everything for rock climbing

[obsidian prairie]

Secretly wishing conceal carry laws get relaxed so I can unironically rock a cane sword

[hexed igloo]

Just carry it anyway its a cane

[royal cape]

Sweet home alabama
Open carry requires no permit, concealed carry does

[hexed igloo]

If it's a properly fitted one there's no way to tell short of xraying

[obsidian prairie]

Listen I do not need a legally valid charge against me it's bad enough as is

[sterile stone]

Walk around like a gothic Victorian era person

[misty ravine]

"Better judged by twelve than carried by six" as the 2A enjoyers say

[hexed igloo]

Just don't get a cheap one and you'll be fine

The cheap canes got loose blades and poorly fitted sheath so they rattle like a motherfuckrr

[obsidian prairie]

If I get something like that it will be good quality

[misty ravine]

I would also imagine that a cheap sword cane (like any cheap sword) lacks the d i s t a l t a p e r

[obsidian prairie]

The practical consideration of a valid close defense option is part of the thinking

[hexed igloo]

You can even put a fencing grip on it it's close enough to a regular cane grip

"Oh its just an ergonomic handle for my cane"

[obsidian prairie]

Thats already kinda the style

[sterile stone]

Make yourself unrobbable

Carry a jacket full of DIY pipe bombs

[obsidian prairie]

Pipe bombs are disgustingly easy to make its a problem

Maybe I shouldn't have said that my secret hater has my ass on a second charge now

[hexed igloo]

The safety guy walking in on me filling a PVC pipe with ball bearings

[sterile stone]

Shoulda seen my face when I found out the taliban we’re busting up US tanks with shit you could find at Home Depot

With $40 in your pocket

[obsidian prairie]

Its really not hard

[hexed igloo]

Do you know what you can do with a gallon of diesel and some fertilizer

[obsidian prairie]

Its like 2 isles of travel and boom

[obsidian prairie]

Drive to a store and buy seeds, then grow a garden

[royal cape]

So. In the US
The only places where cane swords are STRICTLY out of the question are metropolitan
California, new york. Apparently illinois?
Arizona is free range tho

[hexed igloo]

You get me

Couple weeks you got some delicious organic carrots

[obsidian prairie]

I just keep a pot of rosemary

[hexed igloo]

I want a little herb garden tbh

[sterile stone]

Texas still free wooooo

[hexed igloo]

Future hobby when I have the space and money - making perfume

[obsidian prairie]

Just get the important stuff

You can fit sage and rosemary in like 2 foot pots

[sterile stone]

If it wasn’t for all the trigger happy road ragers in Texas and the fact the klan still operates out here

I’d feel slightly safer

[void bison]

isn't essence of nurgle a candle scent or something

[sterile stone]

Only slightly

[obsidian prairie]

Anything else is railing sized

[void bison]

make some cologne

[sterile stone]

Ye

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it's like disappointing it just smells bad, but not even nurgle bad just normal bad

[sterile stone]

I knew you were a Druid

[void bison]

they should've just made it smell like liquid ass

[hexed igloo]

The khorne candle is the best one imo

[misty ravine]

I feel like mortal men could not devise something that actually smells nurgle bad

[royal cape]

You just cant have anything above 5 inches at government places

[obsidian prairie]

I just like having access to the good herbs

[void bison]

I know they probably tried to make it be a real candle but they should've had the other ones be real candles and then have the nurgle one end up being like "well okay idk what else i expected" as you're fucking retching

[sterile stone]

Well you’ll be useful to any community if we ever hit a fallout esque scenario

Botany is a damn good survival skill

[obsidian prairie]

I mean

[hexed igloo]

I went into a wh40k shop to look at the models and the guy started his sales pitch on me and I went "yeah I'm not really a tabletop guy I just play video games" and he went on an autistic rant about how they're the same thing and I can't know I don't like tabletop if I haven't played it

[obsidian prairie]

All its gonna do is make the canned beans taste like slightly less ass

[void bison]

I had a can of refried chipotle beans after my wisdom teeth were removed

[sterile stone]

See this is something I don’t think people consider

[misty ravine]

I went into a wh40k shop
Found your problem, right here

[obsidian prairie]

Also, just saying
I couldn't kill this thing if I tried

[void bison]

They were so fucking good

[hexed igloo]

N I'm sitting there like dude I just wanted to see if you had some affordable arbites figs to have as a desk trinket

[obsidian prairie]

I have never brought it in during snow or frost

Hell I barely water it

It just keeps kicking

[void bison]

Have you guys seen the clip of that old western movie where the guy demolishes a bunch of beans and bread

[sterile stone]

The hell kinda soil are you using?

[void bison]

instant hunger effect

[obsidian prairie]

Uhhh

[sterile stone]

I see it from time to time yeah

[hexed igloo]

Dude if you give me a pot of cowboy beans I'm fucking eviscerating it bacon and beans fuck yeah man

[obsidian prairie]

Either actual dirt from the nearby ground or like
Value pak from home depot

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/terence-hill-beans-trinity-gif-13400876

[hexed igloo]

I would do the same thing

[sterile stone]

https://youtu.be/3DnIR-f9GT4?si=jMBvAQjeQmiaVkvH

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes as my evening meal I just heat up a can of beans and demolish that

[void bison]

didn't he actually not eat all day or something before filming this too or am i crazy

[sterile stone]

I think someone said bro starved himself for a whole day

Yeah

[olive raven]

Do you think alcohol should be prescribed

[hexed igloo]

It would've tasted so fucking good

[sterile stone]

Word

[obsidian prairie]

Interesting

[void bison]

only to infants

[olive raven]

and pregnant mothers

[obsidian prairie]

See this is why you never go to official Warhammer stores

[hexed igloo]

I think high-proof alcohol should just not be around but beer and cider and the like are fine I guess

[void bison]

they get cigars and vodka true

[olive raven]

Ok but those are highly abusable and do so much damage

yknow one of the most addicting drugs

[hexed igloo]

So are my hands

[olive raven]

should be prescribed

[hexed igloo]

Also I just want to clarify I was mostly ragebaiting the terminally online individual back then

[sterile stone]

What

[void bison]

I think I'll eat at the mexican restaurant tomorrow

[sterile stone]

Just like

[olive raven]

Bro you’ve never had them

[sterile stone]

Raw digging a can of bean

[calm salmon]

Cowboy dinner

[sterile stone]

Yeah I have what

[hexed igloo]

Add some salt and soy sauce it's delicious

[olive raven]

No you haven’t

[sterile stone]

I’ve made shroom tea like twice

[olive raven]

Nope

[sterile stone]

Oh were you there when I made the tea?

[hexed igloo]

If I have some bacon or sausages I fry them up to have with it

[olive raven]

Yall ever eat red cap mushrooms

Amanita muscaria

[sterile stone]

Aren’t them shits poisonous

[olive raven]

Yes

[hexed igloo]

Yall ever eat the red mushroom with a bunch of skull and crossbones on the cap

[obsidian prairie]

Thats the point

[olive raven]

lowkey got a good taste tho

[void bison]

I need to grow more my MINECRAFT save has been out of them for a couple years now

[sterile stone]

Wow you really do engage in self destructive behavior

[obsidian prairie]

Who the hell does portobello's to get high

[sterile stone]

People who think salt is spicy

[hexed igloo]

Dude these morels get u so fucked up

[sterile stone]

I’ve been wanting to try Minecraft

[olive raven]

Dude I’ve drank gasoline and done much worse

You know this by now

[obsidian prairie]

Tripping straight balls off the produce store brown button mushrooms

[olive raven]

My mental illness knows no bounds

[hexed igloo]

Have you ever tried methylated spirits

[sterile stone]

I’m aware

I should worry but at the same time

You’re a grown adult

[olive raven]

Uh

Yes

[olive raven]

Yea I did a lot of this when younger

15-18 range

[sterile stone]

I was leaning more into when I try to offer advice people just tend to ignore it

[olive raven]

87 octane tastes good tbh

Lil corn taste

[hexed igloo]

Wack first person I've met who's also tasted it

Only thing I've ever consumed that my body genuinely rejected instantly

[olive raven]

Hey I’ve been good recently

[void bison]

I liked building in creative more than playing survival most of the time but i need to revisit some of the modpacks I picked out

[obsidian prairie]

Ok this hit me harder than it should have

[olive raven]

No self destructive behavior recently

Tattoos instead

[sterile stone]

That’s enough internet for the day, I’m gonna go fall asleep to SCP case files

You all take care

[olive raven]

Oh yea it’s ass

[obsidian prairie]

You should try lobotomy corporation

[hexed igloo]

One time I vaped hand sanitizer genuinely do not

[olive raven]

“Scp#1287 - lex”

[olive raven]

Ur so dumb I love it

[misty ravine]

https://youtu.be/RXtePW4v8zs?si=2OAkDJmMsuw1gPuT

I have it on good authority that diesel tastes pretty good

[olive raven]

Dude I knew someone in another discord

[void bison]

Woah

[sterile stone]

Before I go to bed, I realized why he fucked those beans up

[olive raven]

they’d shoot meow meow while rubbing speed on their gums

😭

[sterile stone]

Ground beef and bacon in beans sounds godly

[hexed igloo]

It's heaven bro keep that bacon fat in it too

[olive raven]

Sickening

[obsidian prairie]

This sounds like a regular show bit that i know full well is real

[olive raven]

People eat bacon?

[void bison]

I really just want some more chipotle refried beans rn

[sterile stone]

I know what I’m gonna try to cook next then

[olive raven]

EEEYUCK

[sterile stone]

Alright

Adios

[olive raven]

It’s so unfortunate

[hexed igloo]

Dude remember bacon in a cold pan to render all the fat out

[olive raven]

Like she started actually tweaking

[obsidian prairie]

I don't even know what the first thing is

[olive raven]

Meow meow is like mdma on roids

[obsidian prairie]

I just know its probably worse than being shot

[void bison]

I saw a video of this recently where they added water and the fat rendered down and the bacon cooked in it's own fat so it was crispy

[hexed igloo]

You don't need to add water just start it cold

[olive raven]

meow meow is like

mdma coke

If that makes sense

[hexed igloo]

And if you throw that bacon grease out I'm coming to you and killing you

[olive raven]

The chick who took that stuff also would do robotrips

Which is just wtf

[obsidian prairie]

And how does it come to be named like that

[hexed igloo]

Laced md

It makes you meow

https://tenor.com/view/mewgenics-skeleton-edmund-mcmillen-the-skeleton-eyes-gif-6779360662907471390

[obsidian prairie]

A lot of things do that

[olive raven]

Dude idfk

Drug names are weird

Why do weed strains get called yodas asshole or IPAs the trash worm

humans r bad at names

[hexed igloo]

I name everything keyboard smash

[void bison]

reminds me of playing Schedule I

[obsidian prairie]

Probably cause whoever named it was several doses in on it

[olive raven]

LMAOOOOOO

[obsidian prairie]

Speaking in bottom

[void bison]

this is some thundercock alphashine. I made it with horse semen and glue, and it kills you 10 seconds after you smoke it. It's our hottest product

automod blocked this at first

[obsidian prairie]

Schedule 1 is special

Fun fact

[misty ravine]

IPAs the trash worm
wdym that name is perfect

[obsidian prairie]

If you beat the shit out of a cop and steal their gun

They just let you keep it

Guns also sell for like 5-700

[void bison]

woah that's cool, do you have any tips about the game though?

[obsidian prairie]

You can see where I'm going

[obsidian prairie]

Uhhhh

[olive raven]

I can’t stand beer so

[obsidian prairie]

Slate all deals for late night i guess

[void bison]

i was joking about that being irl advice mb

[olive raven]

I quite literally prefer gasoline to beer

[obsidian prairie]

Time never goes past 4

[void bison]

that's a good tip though especially once you get the early arrival bonus and the late night bonuses stacked

[obsidian prairie]

And I was playing into it

Reminder to never shoot a cop for their gun

[void bison]

I should check what updates it's gotten since I played it

[obsidian prairie]

Goes straight to dead or alive

Use the bat or your fists

[royal cape]

Likor

Liqua

Iqor

[lunar fable]

@plush estuary wtf

my friend's mission

[plush estuary]

Wtf

How

7 crystal

With weed

X2

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Q5VEg8Fk-Fo?si=MQlL69kLhu2N1vu8

[chrome wave]

@spare talon why they stand like that

[obsidian prairie]

They know what you did

[prime crane]

Commissar bolt pistol pointed at them

[signal spoke]

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[limpid yarrow]

can any zealots lmk if they prefer ij or piety for crusher?

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/pih-minecraft-minecraft-in-real-life-gif-8024513941063689602

[chrome wave]

WAIT.... me no hit that....

@spare talon @plush estuary

[plush estuary]

You no look like burster

How come

I like how you point at it

👉 that burster!

[chrome wave]

NO!!! THAT ONE NO HIT!!!!

[signal spoke]

The pointing mod is a funny one

I wonder how it looks on ogryn with his big ass fingers

[chrome wave]

it doesn't

[signal spoke]

Shit

[chrome wave]

it only works with the human models

[lunar fable]

[narrow mauve]

why did you feel the need to ping me

[glossy nimbus]

poland is above your country

[chrome wave]

@spare talon

[frosty herald]

This has no joke killed the hype for the season

[signal spoke]

that is true, he was surrounded

[signal spoke]

the comedy timing with the voicelines

[chrome wave]

these were truly cursed runs

[spare talon]

i wanted to kill myself