#zealot-class
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Yeah
None of my friends play it
Just get a bunch of mods
If your friends play bo7 over bo4 get new friends
You need better friends
this is a bad sign
Raw no prep
an ill omen
Yog
i would sooner wrap my balls in razor wire than play call of duty
Real friends already opening bo3 when you say "zombies"
If u arc i can reinstall
Or really any cod
Best zombies no contest
i have both installed right now
Feel bad
Outside of that one arena map in 4?
You don't play bo3 for the campaign or the mp
Doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned
I was gonna pick up bo7 for the zombies
You just said you wanted bo7 mort
? I posted that exactly 10 minutes ago
Bo4 was the worst zombies
its funny
It is funny
He's moving in on your territory
This is a play for dominance
Maim him
My friends only play bo3 for the Easter eggs and don’t touch custom maps
josho horse
And they don’t even prep for Easter eggs they just rawdog it with a text guide
You're a twink get outta here
12
Praying on ur hairlines downfall
Twink on twink violence
Woah dude you guessed it!!!!
I too scream RADIOACTIVE when i cooom
last i checked i am not one
But yeah I was gonna pick up bo7 on sale for the zombies since they’re doing some weird full circle shit
Which one there is you?
horses don't realize they're horses
Josho if you were a horse id say “why the long face” instead of “where are your pants”
Coulda fooled me
Or are you
A horse has never once thought "horse"
thsi isme
Anyone else here have Cold War
You don't know that
and then i would defecate on the floor as horses do
you don't know that I don't know that
what is this from
the afterlife
I want to play a zombies mode that isn’t bo3 for the 300th hour
There was a horse in washington who thought “yo who is this boing engineer”
Heya meow
Wsg twin
what do...
La La La
mcirowave
i don't know pokemon but you're like ditto
i dont have hot chicken to microwave ;.;
15 dollar
Daves hot chicken, open till 1 am
scarlet hollow is the shit u gotta do it
that does not exist in my city
Rip
the slay the princess devs right
You could go to dees
Also open till like 2:30am
Big fan of dees
I go there with my friend all the time
chronologically u would say the scarlet hollow devs also did slay the princess
i have bought it
I bet you are
victory
I got all the endings
It's atmosphereslop
i played more of it and then got distracted with something else
stupid lesbian media making me cry and shit
no way
I had my “graduation” party at dees
Would u bo3 zombies with me
Stork 🤤 🤤 🤤
I texted my aunts and uncles i passed my ged tests
Told em
“Yall up for dees?”
It was peak
no its lesbian gold
Lowkenuinely no since you're NA literally nothing will work
If you move to California or some shit then sure
? the internet is american
Ye of little faith, what now when faced with the realization of the power i hold
I would rather sit like josho than move to Cali
I hear LA is expensive these days
suicide
immediately
how the fuck am i gonna play signalis if i kill myself
no my suicide
Sorry no the internet was invented by a Taiwanese woman
Bedge time
surely u can find better people than me to put your life in the hands of
i am mildly disappointing in a great multitude of ways
wrong
Give me the button that kills you I can be trusted not to press it
i'm sorry to hear that
My gf always havin a 4pm nap
cica says hi btw
I respect it
does she know you drink psyker bath water
if i take a nap i wake up like i've just rolled out of a car crash
It's not bathwater firstly
I mean
I showed you my josho please respond
my bad
Bathwater barely has any essence in it
psyker broth
We've got an expert on the scene
It’s not like they take her out of the tube like ever
It's more like psyker perpetual stew
this sentence, in a just world, earns you a spritz from a spray bottle
Is there bathwater in it
Listen I’m the og sefoni simp
Bullet to the head* you mean
I'd tank it
I'd tank it
Go back to simping for the robot
You can’t simp for sefoni harder than I can
I'm not a simp?
Thank u phone
Too bad?
what is this pokemon
it looks so fluff
fuck if i know
I’m lumping u into a group?
i want pet
hm.
Josho you gotta use 2 x it's maxxing
I’m the og sefoni liker
fuck if he knew
Yeah and I cucked you
ignorancemaing
Skill diff
Maxmaxxing
Bedge time
sludge time
delicious and moderately refreshing
do you like yours still warm or cold
room temperature
Slightly warm to the touch but actually the same temp as your mouth
how do you know what temperature my mouth is
get out of there
My balls
Dipped em in there one time
theres a parking fee
Only during normal business hours
It's like beer where it tastes bad but good at the same time
tired of all these ball parkers
blue psykers are mint
would it be psychoactive
No it's more like a honey pack (for me at least)
leon has so much aura
gubgub
gorp
gorp
gorp
What the big angry Daemon Prince Primarch of the World Eaters does after battle.
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nah cats have abrasive tongues that's chip dmg right there
i feel so bad this guy is probably so pissed
i just stole his exotic and extracted it mid manhunt
I know that man probably was praying for that drop too
And you just snatched it like a damn villain
i killed that guy like twice by this point
he knew what was coming
this guy in particular was also probably giga pissed
can someone tell me why they put so many fucking points on here as if we're gonna be playing this like crazy
I am gonna play it like crazy tho
Just play marathon
does it get better when you unlock more grid points
Idk i feel like its love it or hate it
A lot of people hate the timers
But i allways like that shit like on the train mission
Amd i like that its more spacious
More long ranged fighting and stuff
And that u kinda have to be effective as a team to clear the whole map
Running off is heavily punished
That’s disrespectful
Jesus Christ
I woulda turned the game off and went to bed after that shit
@gray ice Something I’ve been wanted to pick a pvper’s brain on
Why do so many people just carry miscellaneous ass loot
Not even named high ends or exotics either
thats like 100 missions played
give or take
46 hours
Assuming every mission is around 28 minutes
theres like 100 mission played penances for every other mission type and they take around that on avg
so no biggie
just play the game chuddies its not a race
46 hours of darktide is gnarly
@heady rapids I was hatching all day
If u play 3 hrs a week of missions not including downtime that's just missions

That more than 2 weeks
i think its full odd
id rather kill myself
I'll get it tomorrow
no masuda method in cobblemon ...

I thought there was
ill check
THERE IS WTF

So what I did is
how would you get a different region pokemon in a minecraft world
wow fuck
i should start breeding beldum
I got a 5iv ditto
Bred it with somebody else's torterra
Got a 5iv egg and then gave it to my friend to hatch so he would become the ot
i need to get a different og trainer ditto
And now I'm pairing ditto with that turtwig
im breeding a shiny beldum in my shield copy rn..
Shiny metagross is cool
Better than being straight up green
no
i wonder what his defender drone that makes him immune thought of my perfectly timed emp grenade
10 more hours...
i gave up on tryuing to get honedge
Before I get disappointed
he doesnt spawn for shit cause he needs space
and everything ends up getting filled with fucking
slugmas
and whatnot
i got like 5 shiny magbys i ignored 4 of them
should be wastes

Where is this from
What the actual fuck is this
Why is FOtf so low?
Mister E new video
I’m surprised you didn’t get wombo combo’d by the usual
Thr question is why is Bull rush lower than BTL
I’m guessing riot foam is only used when trios are around
I know for a fact I’d piss people off
and bull rush is ok at best
Got 9 shots of riot foam before I need a full refresh
of course all of the crutch ones are at the VERY top
christ
what loser made this
fork found in kitchen
You can do the most useful stuff with it
the game disabling abilities are at the top of the list
Actually yeah WHY is it shitting on ogyrn charge
And bull rush has a longer length, run over all enemies and stagger bosses
WHO made this
Mister E apparently
Also PBB right after new buffs and Cole has been using it on H40 doing the top damage lmao
2x cd
can you cancel out of bull rush now?
it refunds 50% of ammo
Yeah just walk backwards
I kinda miss playing with my achlys stubber
it felt weird cause in verm you could block cancel it
yeah that's it
You can just press space or backwards to stop
Why is wallhacks and infinite ammo + ranged immunity at the very bottom
i mean
above the bottom
??
gears please source this
@plush estuary @twin tangle I had to see this now you two do
probably cause it got a big cd nerf
You tagged the wrong person
🤭
@spare talon look at this shit
🗣️ PK FIRE
PK Glock

Its 1 am
Facts tho
also
It’s 2 am
im glad I beat the expeditions event

I was gonna play on update day
I FUCKING CALLED
But then ainz said it was mid
THIS
mode lasted like a week before everyone dropped it an went back to whatever they were doing
I mean experience it for yourself
I was also told by another friend that it's horrendous with randoms
If you like it you like it, if you dont you don't I personally dislike it because like
it just doesnt do anything for me
the objectives arent like
@ivory marlin @lunar fable
particularly enthralling

Fat shark shoulda given us the personal rooms update
I don't earn anything from collecting scrap
Shiny mega metagross goes hard
wanna know what was a good collecting stuff event
what was genuinely fun?
the starvation event
and the atonement
THAT
was fun
I liked it a lot
I mean it also doesn’t help that like….
Most of the shit you’ve done in Darktide
Is shit you’ve been doing since launch
With the occasional new addition every 4-6 months
Expeditions is not a mode I would play for fun. Infact I found it very tedious.
no megas in shiedl .......
BUTI HAVE IT NOW
i had it in go so
but
still
!
I don’t think Darktide was ever suppose to be one of those games you no life dawg
It’s one of those pick up and put down
Turn your brain off games
Like left4dead
Whats the argument here exactly
I have had a lot of fun in the 900 hours ive put into this game
I play auric to turn my brain off
its still a game i pick up n put down
(rarely putting down)
You seem like you’re feeling discontent as of now
i still like it a lot
Honestly since reaching havoc 40 yeah i've felt really bored
The mode I truly no lifed is havoc
NO MEGAS???

Ima be real, it’s probably best to pick up a few other games on the meantime
Most everyone else has
Darktide will always be there
What other game is there besides darktide
they only brought it back i nza
Also
i thinks
Wtf is uh
People will just go back to Verm2
Terastallization
changes the pokemon into the type while retaining old STABS
Honest to god, I’ve seen more people have fun in verm 2 than Darktide
But that’s whatevs
basically changes the type but you retain stabs
Worst case
yes
Damn
you can have a tera electric air balloon shedinja
What's the type icon above the actual pokemon type
I just don't personally like it Just I don't like the open world aspect at all and the terrain just isn't pleasing honestly.
I'm mainly complaining because I've been forcing myself to play it 
Is that the tera thingy
I see
tera type
but im not chasing those penaces no matter how much they tease me
Yea I've seen something called stellar

I loved that like
with the starvation event you got particular spawns and some other events
yeah that
that felt really nice
idk what it is tho
The Stellar type (Japanese: ステラタイプ Stellar type) is a type that exists only in Generation IX. Unlike other types, no Pokémon or moves bear it naturally, and it is exclusive to Terastallized Pokémon. Stellar-type moves are super effective against other Tera Pokémon.
This could be a horrible idea that back fires
But I believe making true level base game
Would do a lot for the reply value
Huh
Yeah It should be.
Add titles and portraits for certain level milestones
So it just counters mons that convert with tera
ig
I also have 0 clue about z moves or dynamax
tbh, I don't like the incentive to stick with your team. Cuz I'm a twat that likes to run off cuz I'm bored
I’d say personalized rooms that improve based on certain criteria or just things like selling room decorations
z moves are just cool moves you use
The mode limits me greatly and forces me to wait around for an objective to be finished
I just know dynamax is pretty strong cause everyone on the server talks about it
and dynamax is like mega but it also changes all your attacks
Also wishing wealds are super rare
In havoc that doesn't exist, always enemies coming your way so you're never truly bored.
i cant dynamax cause i dont have mushrooms
Only a few people can even use dynamax out of the hundreds that play
and like,
You're fucked when you're the last person alive
if you keep falling back
keep running away
u can get a mega mushroom from a dynamax raid 5* and up
Honest to god, if fat shark added a dye system where certain difficulties rewarded certain dyes in loot pools
but dynamax raids are 1/20
Would incentivize people to play more
But know that ain’t happening
I will say tho
naito what do you think of rot armor
There’s a reason people still spend money on cosmetics in a 1st person coop game
We only go up to 5 rn
I fucking hated it
aw
Honestly
Hav 36 and I’m just walled in with bulwarks and crushers
Shit is not fun having DoT dmg being my main form of attack
I think I like it because I play against rot armor exclusively with high damage builds that make it no problem to kill rot armor....though thats literally required in havoc lmao
relic blade is great on rot armor
When I played rotten armor as its own event people were still trying to use their secondaries
crusher Im not sure
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I would just spam shredders everywhere
Cause I kept regenning nades like a mad man
I’m bummed I saw like no Brunson havoc when I last played
Using tac axe against them
It was mostly psykers and zealots
very good
though
my one issue w rot armor is
my
fucking
frames.
They just DIE
Goop everywhere
I heard scum rpg can’t insta kill in havoc 40
But if you slap on toxin all you need is one rocket
imagine the whole fucking team disconnecting
because scum nuked a rot horde

with the ogyrn nade buff
this is even worse

wait i think its human size enemies only?
I think?
still
Thats a team wipe waiting to happen
Nice to see NOTHING changed

gold toughness is just a second chance at life
You will live to eat another overhead
at some point.
Which may be the reason why rot is so loathed
hi missus
i dont think it does enough damage to kill idk. im not sure if purg can reliably kill rot armor
hi merp
I can see from that perspective
though inferno staff psykers are usually ass
But if the back line is taking damage before your team even reaches them
also
Never hurts to chip a bit of hp off
doesn't rot armor literally have damage resistance
From what I remember
Dot dmg isn’t really affected by this?
I could be wrong but that’s how I interpreted it when it was explained to me
with how strong they are I feel it should be
overwhelmed? shock dog, not enough space? btl
If we had a dedicated Arby main
We’d get a concise answer
But I honest to god have never met a Arby main who’s not like
BTL is good for consistent bash spam
Not dense
U can really do whatever
amazing with execution order
You get your ability back basically every 10-15 seconds
and a stun nade every 50 seconds(shock dog)
Yeah lonewolf plus btl plus eo is just immortality
what business even sells em
dog is such a force of nature
Dog is very usefull but lonewolf is even more powerfull tbh
And dont sleep on impact nades
dog is better than lone wolf cuz you can pounce rot maulers
No lonewolf is best
Kills you
But dog is fun
it is
ded
The thing that mine has over dog is it can be awkward to position it
Use the impact nades please
You need to get it fine in the middle of a horde
They are very good
fine, here ya go
U can knock everything on its ass
Korean chicken spot
I already have that with btl...
Yes but neither do u need shockminws with btl
Take the extra dmg
i dont use shock mines with btl!!
From nades
I see i cannot convert you
I also use the dog rn to vomplete my penances
Aprunkulus, petal, are you being an asshole again? do you need your meds?
Plus I feel like I already knock everything over with tac axe like not even ragers stand a chance against me
Wdym again?
Am allways frendly
😩
impact?
yea pooppact
wh
You're very kind but no.
Shoots you in the face
barrels u off the map
what impact
Brother is finding out other classes exist outside of zealot
like the weapon stat or

i play arbites scum and vet
but zealot is love zealot is life
Arby impact nades
arbites (slop) scum(zoomer slop) vet (gold t slop)
when im not running dog blast
so much slop..
Zealot has two types of players
Finally someone cultured
Sweats or brain dead glue drinkers
hive scum main btw
There is no in between
friendly fire
I think im both
im both depending on mood
Is running ahead sweat behavior
I dont get angry when I die though
if I die when im ahead its my teams fault not mine..
Not getting the true Zealot.exe experience
Imagine not taking the game personal
Forgot who came in here but they were like
how did they allow hive scum to power creep the designated melee gorilla
I want vet’s shout
I do kinda sigh when I see psykers use inferno staff tho ngl
But on zealot
Brother was asking for scum’s rampage
Mister e
chorus is just better shout
i want rampage and zealot book to swap places

Nah
Nukes to your house immeidately
absolutely not
with rampage eviscerator
Beating the living shit outta a captain with a crowbar
Peak Darktide gameplay
Rampage just makes that much more enjoyable
I don't go like "ugh, such an over powered weapon" but its that like
the freeman
Unironically
theyre just not reliable to clutch
i do that intentioanlly
You
#ILOVEMARTYR
let a burster kill you?
bomboclat
you mean fatmangus
intentionally get blown up on martyr zealot to get a power boost and die by accident
Real question tho
Why play Marty zealot when scum is basically th same thing without toasting your ass cheeks in pox puke
you do it to get a power boost
i do it cuz i can and its funny
I havent played martyrdom in a long ass time ngl
you just eat it and shrug it off
yeah
there is one really good reason called thunder hammer
I haven't played thamer zeal in a while either
i havent been on piety for a while
lately been all over vet or thammer shroudfield
i gotta dust off my eviscerator i love that thing
piety is nice
pls man more psyker buffs
Triple the dmg on all staves
Plz fat shark
Psyker too weak
I think I do need a break from DT
buff psyker so that using scriers gaze teleports you to the exit room
it does if youre not a pussy
Playing this game daily for weeks on end can’t be healthy for anyone’s mental state
There’s a reason most regs picked up other games
it greatly depends on why im playing but I should take a break
and no life harder on balatro

Number MUST go up
i think i already put 100 hours into balatro
And I'm learning how to shape my hand pretty well
DOG
gorp
gorp
I wanna have a dog again
Buff scriers to instantly kill everything in the mission, team included
You get 10% normal success exp from doing that
huh, recon las kinda feels nice to use
peak
@sterile stone Next time you pick up a book, it should be Starship Troopers
NUMBER MUST GO UP AT ALL COSTS
NUMBER, MUST, GO UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
blueprint x brainstorm yaoi
number goes up
cooked
so, reading through some of these guides
is tham with unyield/flak > unyield/cara so you can nuke captains over crushers
is the niche coverage better than the general coverage
it'll get better
First of my family to have read these words
gubgub
🗣️ THIS JIT CRACKED A FOID
devastating blow to the english language
dont take this from me bro i need this
I wonder how stupidly fucking op the next class will be
or im going to turn my brains into a mural with a shotgun at my earliest convenience
grail knight 2.0
like i said. grail knight 2.0
creator arm attachement and spawn companion from talent doesnt scream skitarii to me
since they dont summon units not have apendages like servo arms or mechandrites
wallahi
The gas leaks commences
if skitarii doesnt have crusher im tweaking the fuck out
chainsaw man if it was good
that literally happens in csm tho
Yeah
Even the transweapons
New family of power sword
gubgub
gub
dog
so its not confirmed its just datamined
Hello Motts

😒
cook anything particularly vile lately stan
I love fruit bats
What’s wrong with it
yes
What was your name before gub gub
No
What
gub
stan do u own black ops cold war or black ops 3
I love orcs
No why
not really
(I know)
dont we still have a bunch of datamined weapons not in the game
Pretty sure VT2 still has the grenade launcher for kruber in the code
💀
Oh yeah also new weapons for VT2 this year
hm
REAL?
It was supposed to be 2025 but they postponed it
They are going to see all your liked porn
or maybe they make it
Gooben morben
gubgub
but it's like 4pm
It's hiiiigh noon
They postponed that shit in like march
They were like "nah 9 months ain't enough"
i need ep2 of sbr rn
no
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Johnny in the later arcs for some reason
Josuke uncripples Johnny then cripples him again
doesnt say much does he
Face of a man whod kill for the taste of an almond
Is he singing single ladies?
hes not singing at all
ooo im FLAMING im FLAAAMING im LETTING LOOSE my PURGATION all over the HERETICS!!!!
gubgub
gubgubgub
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