zealot-class

[sterile stone]

Have been for going on 3 years now

And yeah

Some days I wanna swallow a shotgun barrel it sucks so bad

[ivory marlin]

My friend works for a care taker thingy

[sterile stone]

But then I remember I’m doing the right thing by helping someone who can’t help themselves

[ivory marlin]

He works like 80 hours a week

Sleeps in the house and everything

[frosty herald]

your a better man than me

[sterile stone]

People honest to god how badly I clench my fist and wanna knock someone the fuck out

But I have self control and don’t fancy the idea of sharing a jail cell

But you really do get treated like just an object or a servant at times

[stuck thicket]

me when i have to genuinely reduce a beast of nurgle to ash because im bored

[sterile stone]

I don’t do all of that

But I’m usually there from morning til night

With minimal days off

Because everyone I was working with got pulled for having criminal records

[ivory marlin]

My friend works with uh

[frosty herald]

Ngl i dont blame them

[ivory marlin]

Low function autism and down syndrome

He has a guy who shits himself like minimum 3 times a day

[frosty herald]

Low functioning autism thats rough

[ivory marlin]

Yeah from my understanding its incredibly stressful

[sterile stone]

I keep two boxes of gloves and Clorox wipes on site

[frosty herald]

i love working alongside people with down syndrome

[sterile stone]

Having to deal with someone who’s soiled themselves at 8 am is not fun

[frosty herald]

genuinely good people to have around you

[sterile stone]

Nah people with disabilities are fine

It’s older people who legit can push your patience

[frosty herald]

you gon git my cotton shirt boah

i couldnt imagine myself working with people that barely function on their own

[sterile stone]

It’s fine til they start being disrespectful

That’s the oddest bit about the older generation

Like make no mistake, I’m always gonna take care of you cause I get paid to.

HOWEVER that doesn’t mean you can just talk to me like I ain’t shit

[frosty herald]

Yeah i wouldnt accept stuff like that

Or secual harassement

[sterile stone]

Thankfully that shit doesn’t happen

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-show-fallout-new-vegas-gaming-cinema-gif-10136754231860411541

https://youtube.com/shorts/Xbby1E40C88?si=b7tFdJmR88zlveL3 oh yeah I did beat this mod pack I was talking about like 2 months ago

very good

but takes so long to get working

[sterile stone]

Based iro

I just saw the BG MT edit

[plush estuary]

ummmm

[shadow spruce]

should i subnautica or below zero

[frosty herald]

did you get eaten

[shadow spruce]

is this a short about the modpack youre talking about

[median steeple]

yeah

wildcard

which is massive

[shadow spruce]

oh wait theyre the guy who did long 15?

[median steeple]

he did the trailer for L15

[shadow spruce]

ah

[median steeple]

wildcard doesn't have the L15 by default but it can work with it

that's what I did

[frosty herald]

there are 2 modpacks

nuclear sunset and project wildcard

nuclear sunset is TTW

[shadow spruce]

both of them are bigger than im willing to install

[frosty herald]

hmm

[shadow spruce]

i dont have premium

[frosty herald]

made by the devs of dry wells aye

[median steeple]

yeah wildcard hasn't been updated in a bit so TTW is broken

since the authors brother passed away

poor guy

[frosty herald]

wdym?

nuclear sunset relies on ttw right

not wildcard

[median steeple]

wildcard is meant to work with TTW as well

nuxlear sunset came after

[frosty herald]

ah isee

but wildcard works without it right?

[median steeple]

yeah you don't need NS

I played without it

it's one or the other

[acoustic dune]

ey chatt

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/wNIGJKLB9h8?si=FXh66XKqaBAd56H8

[acoustic dune]

ey yamato

whaatcha up to

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/yoyo-white-cat-tiktok-silly-cat-car-gif-5886769307141897158

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/bryan-cranston-walter-white-comic-con-heisenberg-breaking-bad-gif-24641476

[shadow spruce]

alright im giving up on getting gamma to work

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/darksiders-execution

[shadow spruce]

should i subnautica or subnautica below zero

[shadow spruce]

overlord?

[frosty herald]

darksiders warmastered

[acoustic dune]

god now i want a dante inferno remake

[shadow spruce]

do u really tho

[acoustic dune]

yarp

[shadow spruce]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HDjeVDsW4AAghul.mp4

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/going-insane-cat-gif-27298069

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/pootis-engage-sfm-tf2-punch-mega-punch-gif-11465792930432936176

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-angry-gif-23442156

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncy-bounce-bouncy-cat-cat-bounce-silly-cat-gif-5621340139381653523

[brave mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-cosplay-fursuit-scream-meme-gif-25192826

[acoustic dune]

chaat is this real

[brave mirage]

isreal?

[misty nova]

FNAF

[brave mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/all-fnaf-2-jumpscare-gif-10398614877332642729

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-punch-ground-punching-ground-it-shouldve-been-me-it-shouldve-been-me-not-him-gif-18069003738146878767

[ivory marlin]

Someone shat in the elevator

[void bison]

Just took a shit in an elevator

[shadow spruce]

[void bison]

it wasn't that one though

[ivory marlin]

Oh ok

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/sprout-dandys-world-sprout-dandys-world-gif-15236428167153607430

[ivory marlin]

Mort get your own signature gif

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/pootis-engage-sfm-tf2-punch-mega-punch-gif-11465792930432936176

[ivory marlin]

Even thats stolen

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-arcueid-tsukihime-melty-blood-arcueid-brunestud-gif-23068797

[misty nova]

Welp

I guess we already found the culprit

[acoustic dune]

mort wtf is this

[ivory marlin]

Id use my signature gifs but id get banned

[acoustic dune]

ey jelly

[ivory marlin]

Howdy

[acoustic dune]

is it the gay cat kick?

oh btw did you play peak with us yesterday?

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-grip-cat-fast-funny-jerma-gif-23429608

[ivory marlin]

No i was only on mc for a bit yesterday

I was out of the house most of the day

[acoustic dune]

sad

you missed out on the gay club

[ivory marlin]

My peak guy is green and has a pumpkin

Very easy to tell its me

[acoustic dune]

b1ade aate me

[heady rapids]

jelly guess which one is me

[acoustic dune]

it waas not

[heady rapids]

btw

[acoustic dune]

peak

[heady rapids]

ill give a hint

im the most beautiful here

@ivory marlin

[acoustic dune]

you giving me side eye at the second panel

mf planned toeaat me

[ivory marlin]

Flower crown f-

[heady rapids]

yes

thats me

im mogging everyone

[royal zealot]

The max stats u can get on weapons are still 80 right?

Was gonna get this flamethrower

[ivory marlin]

Yup

Flamethrower wants 60% dmg tho

80 in everything else

[acoustic dune]

keep dreaming

[acoustic dune]

that or mobility

[ivory marlin]

Nah cuz dmg doesn’t scale on the fire

[royal zealot]

I just got one w 79 everything and like 60 mobiti

Mobility

[ivory marlin]

Id rather better movement speed than a dot that doesn’t change

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2035610940574700028

BlueBoyScout (@avoidrobin)

X · Mar 22, 2026, 6:54 AM

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-cat-mad-going-insane-going-crazy-gif-24274574

[ivory marlin]

Hi ainz

[ivory marlin]

I mean like, use it for now unless you got the mats to waste

Im lowkey broke

[acoustic dune]

who tf is albino obama

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046912126746374274/1069439999830929488/cat-saying.gif

[royal zealot]

I got dome to waste and it was better than my last 1

Some

[ivory marlin]

Id recommend just using what you got until you get mastery

Improves roll luck

[royal zealot]

I think mine at 16 or 17 now

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/pootis-engage-sfm-tf2-punch-mega-punch-gif-11465792930432936176

[shadow spruce]

ainz should i subnautica or subnautica below zero

[south prism]

@rigid hound oooooh my godddd what the fuck is this

[royal zealot]

Im assuming the head is a weakspot?

[plush estuary]

yes

all but 1 enemy

beast of nurgle

which is his pimple on the back

[royal zealot]

So I can just aim head level with the relic sword and be good then?

Mostly

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/764252341641150474/1050428537942851594/caption.gif

[faint vapor]

pretty much

[royal zealot]

Got it thx

Would it Also be considered a crit then

[faint vapor]

no crits are different

[plush estuary]

crits are not weakspot hits

[faint vapor]

hitting the head is just a Weakspot hit

you can get a Critical, weakspot hit for funy damage

[misty nova]

Body
Critical body
Weakspot
Critical Weakspot

Let's go gambling

Aw dangit

Aw dangit

Aw dangit

[ivory marlin]

Isnt its like

Mouth

Also a weakspot?

[plush estuary]

ye

[ivory marlin]

Ok cool

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/yoyo-white-cat-tiktok-silly-cat-car-gif-5886769307141897158

[royal zealot]

So is it just complete chance to get a crit hit?

[rigid hound]

why is he built like that

[brave mirage]

I played division all day and im only level 21 😩

[shadow spruce]

soup

[heady rapids]

@ivory marlin

[ivory marlin]

Smoke it like a blunt

[sterile stone]

British soldier spreading his culture to others

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-cute-tired-gif-15532736

[ivory marlin]

Sheevee

[misty nova]

Yes siree

https://tenor.com/view/let-it-ride-let-it-ride-diem-gif-13460879079669063039

But don't worry

With the proper build you can get really high chances of crits

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/diem-archive-diem-angry-smoke-throw-gif-14966112203236833775

[royal zealot]

Alr thx need critical strike kills to reduce heat on thos sword

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/griddy-67-genz-genalpha-dance-gif-6697998206737332901

[ivory marlin]

Wait thats actually a good argus gif

You peaked with the dumpster one and kinda started to dip lowkey

[sterile stone]

Diemarchive makes good gifs

The shorts are funny aswell

https://tenor.com/view/an-italian-boy-italian-boy-someone-spinning-baby-like-a-pizza-gif-2995014824787016441

[heady rapids]

@ivory marlin wasted my fucking time for this

[ivory marlin]

Monkey

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-baited-diemarchive-diemarchives-freaky-tongue-gif-5653651034614304721

I don't really watch him

[sterile stone]

Rage bait goblin is peak

[misty nova]

Sometimes he pops up on my tl

And that's it

And I guess the algorithm wants me to know Ball Wizard

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/diem-diem-archive-diemarchive-steal-yoink-gif-1184127426532222064

Dude randomly popped into my feed like a week ago

And oddly enough it was his gambling short

[brave mirage]

holy gifs

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/diemarchive-middle-fingle-funny-gif-17979286554671834961

[brave mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780597317355044865/1473845723807088690/IMG_6351.gif

[heady rapids]

@ivory marlin

[sterile stone]

Just how modded is your Minecraft world

[heady rapids]

its like 3 major mods

[sterile stone]

Geesauce

[heady rapids]

give or take

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald Oh yeah I wanted to tell you

|| Someone pointed out Hunk might be a playable dlc character because of him using a axe for melee aswell as having a similar move set to Leon ||

[frosty herald]

||We are 100% getting a 4th survivor scenario like re2r||

[brave mirage]

ubislop

[obsidian prairie]

Damn AT arkveld is just fun

[sterile stone]

Yeen ain’t ready for the ninjutsu

[ivory marlin]

Dude concrete would fucking destroy in limbo

[sterile stone]

You playing polygon hunter?

[ivory marlin]

Signing him up for competitive limbo

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

At the endgame gear hunt

Just need a gog gem and to kill AT Nu udra

[sterile stone]

Luck be with you

[misty nova]

Stfu 😭

[shadow spruce]

Alien

[glossy nimbus]

should I write a forum post on why inferno staff should either be removed or severely nerfed?

i think imma play with it to get a taste

cuz it has been A WHILE

[sterile stone]

How your boss looks at you when he asks can you stay for unpaid overtime

[misty nova]

Man I can't stop laughing at this

Why he sounds like that too

How tf does he know I lost my gun

[mental notch]

enduring faith good?

[sterile stone]

My guy rocking the meanest lazy eye this side this side of the quadrant

[misty nova]

Yeah 40% dr is pretty

[mental notch]

Good, just making sure it doesn't only appear good (like shield of contempt)

[misty nova]

Also the wheel chair lady at the start is the murderer, yeah?

[void bison]

hmm yes harry do this thing for me yesss

[misty nova]

This detective shit so easy

[void bison]

(idr enough about him besides him being greedy kinda)

[misty nova]

He tried to give me money

[void bison]

he's the leader of a union or worker revolt or something right

[misty nova]

But as a man of principles
I didn't take it
Tbh I should've
I'm not really playing Disco Elysium seriously

He's head of the union yup

[shadow spruce]

i think i accidentally became a giga racist because i wasnt fully understanding and taking the proper time to read the text

[misty nova]

And the union is on strike

And the strikers are trying to stop the scabs

Darktide x Disco Elysium confimed

[sterile stone]

40k union workers being pushed into a woodchipper

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/waow-based-wow-thinking-doodle-gif-12262272166408784207

[sterile stone]

There would be no strike

[void bison]

my europan stomach grumbling rn

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-who-are-you-talking-to-excuse-me-wtf-double-gif-18517938

[misty nova]

"[...] Because you lost your gun and those children are going to shoot themselves with it."

Good

https://tenor.com/view/air-fryer-clearly-you-dont-own-an-air-fryer-you-probably-dont-own-an-air-fryer-you-should-kill-now-meme-dalauan-sparrow-gif-24167808

[shadow spruce]

if theyre dumb enough to shoot themselves theyre too dumb to live

darwin said that

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-gif-7931397507241457912

[shadow spruce]

CONCRETE

GIVE HIM SLOMMY

[ivory marlin]

No

He doesn’t like it

Weve been over this

[shadow spruce]

peponi

[ivory marlin]

No

[shadow spruce]

ham

[ivory marlin]

The spices aren’t the best for cats

[ivory marlin]

Later

[shadow spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075782743285301308/1448329868491100252/supra.gif

[hearty nebula]

❌

cured/salted meats also no good for cats

[plush estuary]

puppyflip

[hearty nebula]

what is puppy

and why r they flip

[shadow spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900675655572783105/1331341980751364187/GhdDDn9XAAAUxoH.gif

[hearty nebula]

:3 wofo

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-pacman-speechbubble-above-gif-26156649

[sand plaza]

why does Skullcrusher add 4 stacks +10% damage

why not add 1 stack or +40% damage

[shadow spruce]

because they hate you

[hearty nebula]

because

[sand plaza]

any methists in the chat

[hearty nebula]

ramping damage moment

[hearty nebula]

this too

but just you in specific

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[hearty nebula]

lord forbid a girl bark a lil.,..

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-boykisser-speech-bubble-boykisser-gif-5104128357782994390

[plush estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1485394191163850762/38D8801.MP4?ex=69c1b4a4&is=69c06324&hm=0b895d36d16418bba085b26bafbe420bfe1bea032875ff42cab5d2f3f8faa4a3&

[hearty nebula]

will check in a second

im still unwinding i spent all day moving shit

[misty nova]

Because it adds up to 80%

https://tenor.com/view/tomfoolery-cat-gif-20855967

[hearty nebula]

and i didnt even get treats for it

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/this-dog-detects-twitter-twitter-user-dog-twitter-gif-90166331583470465

[hearty nebula]

ainz would never use twitter

i think

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bg3-baldur's-gate-3-jergal-withers-dnd-gif-6868901949040158862

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/by-tex-boykisser-boy-kisser-spongebob-memes-gif-10440314789205398838

[hearty nebula]

omg

is for me???

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-boykisser-ominous-stare-gif-1854943194524266546

[plush estuary]

Randomly found her in cs

And we just troll in silver

It's so funny

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-speech-bubble-gif-25564771

[hexed igloo]

Gamers how do you kindly tell a psyker to go back into malice

[hearty nebula]

i can tell

i dont play cs unfort i hate comp games

[shadow spruce]

not unfort thats good

[hexed igloo]

I got 2 qp games with a lvl30 psyker that died about 5 times in both matches and went down a shitload

Like I think bro just doesn't know how to push he got got by like 3 groaners at one point

[void bison]

gorp

[misty nova]

"lower your psy rating"

[hearty nebula]

bup

[hexed igloo]

Bro is not warp-forged 💀

His ass has not seen the terrors of the warp

[shadow spruce]

i have

it looks like gab sometimes

[hearty nebula]

huh?

what does

[shadow spruce]

:)

[hearty nebula]

i look like dis

https://tenor.com/view/jaejoongxd-bat-cute-eating-banana-gif-10852133524311780151

[shadow spruce]

foul creature of the warp

[plush estuary]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G5Ut9SfWgAAdkzq.gif

[sterile stone]

What difficulty is this again?

[hexed igloo]

Heresy kek

[sterile stone]

That’s your problem

[hexed igloo]

If you ask me it's his problem

Using a default zealot name on psyker too fym Zek

[sterile stone]

Expecting heresy pubs to be good is like expecting Americans to read

You’re expecting too much

[hexed igloo]

No no I don't expect them to be good

[hearty nebula]

evil

[hexed igloo]

Just not dying 5 times to groaners bad

I swear I watched him normal melee a burster too

[sterile stone]

You’re expecting too much mate

Most of the playerbase is hard stuck heresy

So that’s where you’re obviously gonna meet the left behind

[hexed igloo]

If you're hardstuck heresy I expect you to be able to at least do heresy

It's not like it's hard

[sterile stone]

I mean clearly it is for some

If you want a better shot at competent teammates

You’re gonna have to go auric bruvther

[hexed igloo]

I get put in with these animals the console vets that run lasgun and only hit center mass

[sterile stone]

I forgot who I told this too

[hexed igloo]

Also important detail about this skill issued psyker

A smyker

[sterile stone]

But y’all gotta realize the average pubber you come across

Are probably the same people who don’t know about guides

Like they’re probably just pick up and put down players

[hexed igloo]

9/10 times I get decent players actually it's like a 1/20 players is dogwater

[sterile stone]

Are you playing heresy 9/10 times tho

[hexed igloo]

Yeah

[sterile stone]

Tragic

[hexed igloo]

I don't get matches at anything higher

Funny server moment

[shadow spruce]

Say hi to August

[hexed igloo]

Maybe if I'm playing peak time on Friday I can get a damn match but

[sterile stone]

Forgot bro lives in the chalk zone

[hexed igloo]

What does that even mean

[sterile stone]

Why not just switch your shit to EU

[hexed igloo]

Dogshit connection

[sterile stone]

You live off grid

Aka

Away from civilization

[hexed igloo]

I should switch to us south or Asia tbh

[sterile stone]

Is that not just OCE servers?

[hexed igloo]

Naur

Oce is nz, Australia, and some of the vague islands around

Asia is the next closest iirc

[shadow spruce]

https://youtu.be/LdhC-42OXPA?si=tq_Iuy9usHmJKqGh

[hexed igloo]

I can get the insane Chinese players that solo h40 with white weapons

[sterile stone]

I mean the Chinese playerbase is popping, should be easy to find a game

See there you go

[hexed igloo]

People be asking me for discounts like "oh I just work right over there" cool man I work right here

[sterile stone]

I don’t know what this implies

[hexed igloo]

Yesterday a tag was written wrong and said 19.99 instead of 29.99 and the lady demanded it at 19.99 and I'm like dude

1. I literally do not have the ability to make that the price
2. it is illegal to discount anything with nicotine

[misty nova]

"Turns out she's a whore who likes to ride the cock carousel"

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[hexed igloo]

Whatever makes you feel taller bro

[sterile stone]

Sprain your ankle

[hearty nebula]

??? what in sam hell is inquisitor role

ive never seen that online

[hexed igloo]

Bust yo ass on the back steps

[hearty nebula]

only ever community managers

and warden

[heady rapids]

thats a cm too

[misty nova]

The fucking Inquisitor himself dawg

[sterile stone]

Shit yourself

[hexed igloo]

Ping him and ask

[hexed igloo]

What next

[hearty nebula]

never seen cm with that role

[heady rapids]

me neither but ik who the person is

[sterile stone]

Bro gonna get Neiryn evaporated

I’ve never seen them interact with people

[hearty nebula]

why would i get evaporated

[hexed igloo]

Can I get you evaporated

[drowsy steppe]

pretty sure thats the server admin

[sterile stone]

It’s just a warden on a alt account

[hexed igloo]

Pray he don't turn his eyes here I guess

[hearty nebula]

idk theres no rules against pinging community team members

just dm'ing

so

[misty nova]

Hold on lemme stalk his steam profile

[hearty nebula]

@solar coyote
you
who
explain pls i am curious

[hexed igloo]

Bryh

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

It's all neon

[sterile stone]

Inb4 head dev at elongated weighted shark

[hexed igloo]

Man couldn't have asked somewhat politely

[drowsy steppe]

Community Team @ Fatshark AB

[sterile stone]

The fuck is the AB

[hexed igloo]

Inb4 perma

[hexed igloo]

Alpha bet

[hearty nebula]

no shit i mean the inquisitor role

[sterile stone]

Immolate thyself

[hexed igloo]

What next

[hearty nebula]

secretely the CEO of rotundous megalodon

[sterile stone]

Next you get fed to a pit of autistic salmon

[hexed igloo]

Can we get a video of him eating a burger or smth

[sterile stone]

CEO of fatshark trying the famous dreg burger

[hexed igloo]

Corpse starch burg

Yum dot com

[drowsy steppe]

server admin role maybe probably, theyre the one that creates channels

[hearty nebula]

idk most CMs now just ignore the discord outside of announcements and genchat

[hexed igloo]

Idk if that's good or not like it's genchat but at least we ain't out here getting culled

[drowsy steppe]

first ever zealot chat message

and its been downhill ever since

[hexed igloo]

Rs

[hearty nebula]

last time I saw a CM actually responding here was like

KiteFin

and Strawhat

the rest of the CMs hate us

:(

[hexed igloo]

I feel like everyone except Aquila hates us

[hearty nebula]

well hank hates this chat because we call ogrynomicon a bad guide

the others idk

[hexed igloo]

I think everything is bad guide

[sterile stone]

A sceptia use to be here daily with us

[hexed igloo]

Only guide I trust is someone here telling me I'm stupid while saying to use [This thing]

[sterile stone]

In der tronches

[hearty nebula]

but yeah

[sterile stone]

You’d have loved Dorn then

[heady rapids]

@ivory marlin WAOW

[hearty nebula]

Strawhat was too good for us

[drowsy steppe]

aaah

[sterile stone]

Did straw hat quit or something?

[drowsy steppe]

the verbal abuse treatment

[hexed igloo]

I haven't heard many good things about dorn, I think I was here before he got vaporized though

[sterile stone]

He got Tintin with it

[hearty nebula]

their contract ended and wanted to do other things is what they said on forums

[drowsy steppe]

lol yea I heard of the

abusive dad thing they had for some reason 💀

[sterile stone]

Aw lame

[hearty nebula]

I miss them bc they were genuinely just very nice despite how vitriolic how the playerbase can be

[sterile stone]

Wonder if Hedge is still around

@delicate shadow is hedge still here

[drowsy steppe]

strawhat was the best CM by far highkey

[hexed igloo]

Where do I become a CM I think I could do a rly good job of it

[hearty nebula]

Basically the same that happened to Twinbeard for AH

[sterile stone]

No one in this bitch is mentally stable enough to be a CM

[hearty nebula]

Except that for him he probably just saw the sinking ship from a mile away

and didn't want to deal with the unending PR nightmare

[sterile stone]

I mean to be fair right

Bro tried to fight a war with autistic 40k fans

And that blew up in his face

[hearty nebula]

who

[sterile stone]

Hedge

[hexed igloo]

Wasn't twinbeard a half decent cm tho

[hearty nebula]

I don't remember seeing it as that when I looked it up

[hexed igloo]

Better than the others iirc

[sterile stone]

Like I remember him trying to say certain things didn’t exist in game when people pulled up old blog posts and shit

And the infamous

“This isn’t cod” comment

[hearty nebula]

Yes

By a mile

He was the best

[hearty nebula]

Unfortunately AH has literally zero company structuring like I've been saying since day one

[hexed igloo]

All the other CMs be pulling the pre-release NMS shit lmao "yeah we'll have this and this won't be changed"

[ivory marlin]

woa

[sterile stone]

Good times

I dunno how true the story is

[heady rapids]

the thing i nthe biome is replaced with them so

yea

[sterile stone]

But I heard after all the flak he got here

They moved him to the verm2 community

Haven’t seen dude since

[north sedge]

no he quit

moved on

[sterile stone]

Crazy work

[hearty nebula]

NMS was just a nightmare because you read into it now

[sterile stone]

Honestly being a CM for this community outta come with hazard pay

[hearty nebula]

And it's just Sean being pressured to say all this shit by Sony 90% of the time

[sterile stone]

Place is a cesspit

[hexed igloo]

What is it with CMs and just saying shit bro

[sterile stone]

To be fair in darktide’s case it could just been a misunderstanding or lack of comms

[hearty nebula]

tbf darktide was in a REAL shit spot early on

i dont think anyone actually knew what was going on or what would change until like

Secrets of the Machine God

[sterile stone]

I mean even now tho

[frozen kernel]

It's wild to look back on launchtide

[sterile stone]

We have playtesters who catch flak

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but I feel like just saying "idk wait and see" would be better than saying shit that could be entirely wrong

[frozen kernel]

Like I still loved the game but it's genuinely insane how little there was

[sterile stone]

The whipping boy role just got transferred to a new group

[hearty nebula]

I think DT's future is MUCH more certain now in terms of direction than it was back then

[sterile stone]

Depends

I’ve seen a lot of indie games where the cm and dev team seem to be on completely different wave lengths

Granted fat shark isn’t a indie studio

But still

Making shit up on the spot was probably a way to get heat off yourself when you genuinely have no clue what’s going on

And I doubt they’re allow to just go

“Yeah so I tried talkin to the dev and got no response, I’m in the dark like you guys”

[hearty nebula]

I just hope they don't flub on new expeditions, because it genuinely has the capability to be a truly interesting gamemode with an end goal (new resource that would be perfect for gear/rewards/etc)

[sterile stone]

That probably doesn’t paint a good picture for the player base’s perception of the game’s future

[sterile stone]

Eh

[hearty nebula]

Well its not just that

It's also NDA

[sterile stone]

From what people say, my point was proven before its release

[hearty nebula]

You are contractually obligated to tell the playerbase jack squat a lot of the time

[sterile stone]

People played it cause new thing is new, then fucked off back to their usually schedule

Shit didn’t last a week which is surprising

[hearty nebula]

I agree, I'm not saying that isn't the case

[sterile stone]

Nah I get this

[hearty nebula]

It just shouldn't have the same fate as Mortis Trials

Because MT is in such a poor state that "oh we can just add a new map and archetype and its fine" that it wont fix it

It needs a major overhaul at least

Expeditions is, for the most part, fine mechanically, it just needs actual rewards beyond cosmetics

[sterile stone]

This is one of the issues I honestly want to bring up, but I’m no play tester and have no pull with the devs

So I’m screaming into the void with my ideas

[hearty nebula]

I agree

[sterile stone]

But I honestly think we don’t need any more modes

[hearty nebula]

I agree with this too

[heady rapids]

we need cw

[hearty nebula]

No

lol

[sterile stone]

I full heartedly think we’ll get maybe one or two more archetypes before they run out of ideas

[carmine falcon]

expeditions rewards need to tie in to your character progression

[hearty nebula]

I'm sorry but like CW is fun and works well in VT2 but it would be SO fucking boring in DT

[carmine falcon]

the rewards from the mode are used to..........?

get the outfits

and that's it

[hearty nebula]

You're just so much more powerful baseline in DT

[sterile stone]

It’s kinda the issue havoc suffers from

[hearty nebula]

CW actual snoozefest

[sterile stone]

Unless you’re just a massive no life for Darktide

[heady rapids]

game needs cw and they keep giving us random stuff

[carmine falcon]

at least havoc can be justified as the mode for people who simply play to get fisted and dont care about the fluff
this mode needs the fluff

[sterile stone]

I doubt a good chunk of people are coming back and playing once hitting 40 and getting their rewards

[hearty nebula]

that was the intention for Havoc

like

literally stated by devs

[carmine falcon]

that's what im saying

havoc can coast on just being that

expedtions cant

[hearty nebula]

its for people who want to get assfucked until they bleed

[carmine falcon]

it needs something tangible

[heady rapids]

i asked hank about balancing and he said they are balancing hte game around havoc basically

so

no

it is not

[hearty nebula]

good

they shouldnt be

[heady rapids]

that shit is a major factor in what the meta rn is

[carmine falcon]

are they? it feels like they cant fully decide

[heady rapids]

and how overtuned everything is

[hearty nebula]

i'm not really sure about that

like sorry but hank is ogryn main

[carmine falcon]

they cant fully pull the trigger on completely balancing around havoc because its le cbt challenge hard mode babajiii

[hearty nebula]

u know

[carmine falcon]

but at the same time a lot of shit trivilizes aurics

its a mess

[heady rapids]

he's a playtester and he legit said they're balancing with havoc in mind

[hearty nebula]

class that literally cant die unless u get dogged or netted

[carmine falcon]

i mean hank only works with ogryn stuff

[plush estuary]

I work with DN

as a non-playtester

[hearty nebula]

Just like ur mom

[carmine falcon]

he wouldnt be on balancing the full game

[sterile stone]

Isn’t that why the playtesting thing is a group

I can’t imagine there’s a single play tester that’s just

Jack of all trades

[carmine falcon]

according to community now ogryn is worst class in da gaem

[hearty nebula]

cole

[carmine falcon]

dt community might potentially be severely restarted

[sterile stone]

Cole is a great zealot

[drowsy steppe]

this whole convo only reminds me why Dorn is so fixated on pretending to be a playtester lowkey 💀

[hearty nebula]

i assure you the DT community is VERY regarded

[heady rapids]

so what? he'd know whta the general idea behind balancing is

[hearty nebula]

hes good at soyker and vet too so

[carmine falcon]

i dont think they're balancing around anything i dont think they're balancing at all

[sterile stone]

I forgot all about this

[hearty nebula]

actually isnt cole mostly playing vet

[carmine falcon]

i think they're just going the ez way make everything strong and turn the game into bing bong wahooooo

[sterile stone]

Every instance I’ve played with Cole he’s always zealot

So no idea

I’ve seen maybe a few clips of him on vet using the DB

[hearty nebula]

i never played with cole when they was on zealot iirc

[sterile stone]

Who is the dedicated vet play tester anyways?

[hearty nebula]

path maybe

[sterile stone]

Or Atleast known for it

[hearty nebula]

probably path

[sterile stone]

Path isn’t a play tester

[hearty nebula]

idk

maybe ujhh

idk theres no good vet playtesters off the top of my head except cole

[sterile stone]

Maybe my point was utter shit then

Maybe you don’t even need to be good to be a play tester

[hearty nebula]

maybe ChocoB

theyre decent

[sterile stone]

That’s a person I’m surprised I’ve never seen pop in here

[hearty nebula]

no, they give mister E review builds

so

[undone pewter]

review builds and playtesters are different things

[carmine falcon]

he's not a playtester either

[sterile stone]

I mean he’s their biggest content creator

[hearty nebula]

regardless

my point stands

[sterile stone]

Same with FuPlays

[carmine falcon]

i dont think most of their playtesters post here lol

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-oblivion-gif-25786487

hello chat

[undone pewter]

Fripfrop has a review build but he's not a havoc 40 no deaths no weapons no talents no classes gamer

he's just cool

[median steeple]

yeah he's goated with new voice lines and stuff

[sterile stone]

Imagine tanner is a play tester

[median steeple]

every update his shorts are so good with the new music mixed with the new lines

[drowsy steppe]

they got all skill levels im pretty sure

because if not

[carmine falcon]

fripfrop advertised hive scum better than fatshark

[hearty nebula]

true

[drowsy steppe]

the game would be completely dictated by all the masochistic h40 players 💀

[sterile stone]

That anarchist one was clean

[sterile stone]

I woulda assumed that but ainz isn’t one

[carmine falcon]

tbf devs dont always listen to thier playtesters

[median steeple]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ziVR2mbeKI4?si=2uq4PR2rC4w3d-z9 my fav on his arbites videos

[sterile stone]

There’s one dude I think is a PT and I’m just like, “who the fuck even is this guy”

[median steeple]

"A shiny helmet attracts snipers, I don't recommend it"

[drowsy steppe]

theres like a gazillion different playtesters that pop up every update

and then completely disappears in a week or two afterwards

[sterile stone]

Maybe it’s a rotating door of em

I do think it’s funny with all the ones no one knows of

[drowsy steppe]

I would guess you need to get a friend invite to the group to even enter

[sterile stone]

And then there’s Cole just strutting around with his title

And dude just draws the ire of random people

[drowsy steppe]

what did he even do wrong

[undone pewter]

he also goes and argues with people on reddit

[sterile stone]

Reddit and 4chan yea

[undone pewter]

SPEAKING OF

great transition

[drowsy steppe]

oh that explains it lol

[undone pewter]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1s0y1gh/ok_so_why_did_fatshark_have_to_break_hive_scum/

[sterile stone]

Yeah the last batch of people that griefed him

[drowsy steppe]

youre not making me open /Darktide

[sterile stone]

Saw his play tester title

[heady rapids]

idk what to say

behead redditors

[median steeple]

PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT POWER ECONOMIES RAAAAAAAAH

[frozen kernel]

what in the sam hell

[sterile stone]

I keep telling yall

[drowsy steppe]

secret chinese tanner build

[heady rapids]

im a prisoner in reddit county

[sterile stone]

It always loops back to tanner

[sterile stone]

You know duck right

[hard nexus]

class is useless without abilities

huh

[drowsy steppe]

eeeeh not really

[hard nexus]

has the best weapons int he game

shivs and needle pistol

[frozen kernel]

Dorktide's most oppressed player

[sterile stone]

Duck got got his build from a tanner video

[hard nexus]

lmfao

access to the only linear DoT in the game

and the best DoT

[drowsy steppe]

see while I get the hate for the guy a different friend group of mine who's in the tanner discord has a dfiferent view of the guy

[heady rapids]

peaple are both bad and fucking stupid

its insane

[sterile stone]

The schizophrenic we didn’t ask for, but the one we got anyway

[drowsy steppe]

he has a more favorable view of tanner, far removed from the ire he gets here and I dont wanna take that away from him

[sterile stone]

It’s when you see the fact he’s been chased out of other communities

That made me wanna dig deeper

Biggest one being warframe

[hexed igloo]

Ain't the community managers there to take heat off the corpo

[sterile stone]

For the most part yeah

[hexed igloo]

Being "sorry man idk" and taking some flak for it is better than making shit up and the company getting shit for it

[sterile stone]

They’re the bridge between players and devs

That unfortunately translates into them taking the beating of the communities’ anger

[hexed igloo]

Uhhhh shivs on their own have some crazy fucking cc

Dual autos shred crowds with no extra input

[frozen kernel]

Yeah I stopped using DAP a while ago bc they just felt unethical

[hexed igloo]

I prefer them over the dual stubbies

And I just don't like needle tbh lmao

[frozen kernel]

Teammates getting to play the game? A zealot getting to melee soft targets? God Emperor forbid!

[hexed igloo]

Man what u mean soft targets if you have half decent crit you can one mag crushers

[sterile stone]

Needle is fun tho

[frozen kernel]

Jokes aside they can totally be played ethically I just have a hard time having to intentionally slow down to not feel like a POS

[glossy nimbus]

eh

[heady rapids]

they're dogshit at the game AND they are fucking stupid

[glossy nimbus]

why slow down on scum

[heady rapids]

they cant ptu 2+2 if they're bad maybe the class isnt the issue

[glossy nimbus]

if its not havoc you dont need to slow down

[frozen kernel]

Feel like shit stomping on my teammates' balls

[glossy nimbus]

if you can survive, dont slow down

[glossy nimbus]

ur teammates deserve it prolly

[hexed igloo]

That's funny it makes me feel big and strong (until I get hit and die instantly)

[frozen kernel]

I don't play Quickplay to sweat my hardest, if they're a little slow I can babysit

[sterile stone]

Catching rebar to the forehead going mach5

[heady rapids]

i can only play arbites with true grit hive scum is a dogshit class that has 0 survivability and dmg

[glossy nimbus]

If you're good enough to survive solo on your own consistently

do quick play and run ahead constantly

[hexed igloo]

I get the 0 survivability arguments but the 0 dmg is a massive skill issue

[frozen kernel]

It's pretty easy to tell within like 2 minutes if you're the zestiest player in the lobby and you can tailor your playstyle accordingly

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[glossy nimbus]

Make fatshark add havoc as an extra difficulty

[sterile stone]

lol no

[glossy nimbus]

yes

[sterile stone]

Aurics aren’t populated as is

[hexed igloo]

Make fatshark shift all the difficulties over so the heresy hardstuck players are now uprising hardstuck

[frozen kernel]

???

[glossy nimbus]

auric is boring as fuck

run ahead

now

its ethical

[frozen kernel]

NA + EU are both always poppin for the most part

[glossy nimbus]

Theres always a time to run past everyone

[frozen kernel]

Auric Mortis is a graveyard though

They all hang out in Damnation Mortis for some reason?

There's like nothing to kill in there like wtf

[sterile stone]

I dead ass had times during the night where matches were empty

[glossy nimbus]

I am writing a post on fatshark forums

[sterile stone]

I had to reque like 4 times before I found people

[frozen kernel]

I believe it, I guess I'm just fortunate

Usually play around 4am EST

[glossy nimbus]

im such a based skibidi sigma

[hexed igloo]

I run ahead miles if I'm running zealot cos I can just facetank everything

[sterile stone]

Please don’t ever assault my eyesight like that again

[hexed igloo]

I run ahead a bit with scum just cos man if I make a single error I'm cooked

[sterile stone]

I didn’t do anything to offend you

[frozen kernel]

I get dopamine from giving mutants both barrels right before they slam my oblivious veteran teammates

Or just standing still and blasting them point blank

[hexed igloo]

I get dopamine from slipping past the mutant so it grabs the psyker

[sterile stone]

Nothing is more entertaining than watching some guy sprint ahead and get netted through a horde

Then suddenly rage quit

[frozen kernel]

40 Tech Remnants dropped

[hexed igloo]

If I get netted I don't ragequit I deserve to watch the rest of the team having fun for 5 mins til I get rescued

[frozen kernel]

I got overheaded after catching hang time off a rock like 25 seconds into an Expedition tonight

[sharp willow]

This fuckass doodle bro 😭

[frozen kernel]

Just took it and waited for rescue lmao

[sterile stone]

Why they all look like Mark

[hexed igloo]

I joined a mission, spawned in face to face with a plague ogryn, got catapulted far enough away it didn't even ledge me

Like damn okay

[void bison]

top right looks like dishonored

[frozen kernel]

You can survive some insane falls in Deadside if you land properly

Dashing off ledges with shivs will never not be peak

[sharp willow]

Idfk 🥀

[hexed igloo]

50% dodge distance > agile

Can be in the middle of a horde, hit dodge, and I'm now in a different zip code

[delicate shadow]

here in the server? I have no idea

still alive and thriving? afaik yes

[hexed igloo]

No news is good news

[sterile stone]

Now my next question

Are you alive and thriving?

[sterile stone]

Ngl when you mentioned dead side I thought you meant the knock off dayz clone

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/K6LuDnUpBPk secret chinese build 🗣️

[topaz glen]

I like it

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/LocalBateman/status/2035808985417138338?s=20

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[delicate shadow]

theoretically? no
literally? no
however, metaphorically? also no

[brave mirage]

re7 is overrated

[void bison]

did you see they announced a new mechwarrior dlc

[brave mirage]

chat i cant sleep

[median steeple]

yeah

[brave mirage]

cala bonita neckhurt isnt putting me to sleep

[void bison]

they're addings mechs

that warriors can pilot

[hexed igloo]

Alive yeah
Thriving? Debatable

[hexed igloo]

Brick

Chat I'm thinking abt getting gauges

[hexed igloo]

Do i

[shadow spruce]

can you afford it

is it something you really want to do

can you live with any consequences relating to getting gauges

[sterile stone]

Consult the resident mullet

@ivory marlin

[shadow spruce]

he hasnt had a mullet in like 2 years

youd know if you kept up

[hexed igloo]

The consequences = looking cool as fuck

[ivory marlin]

what

i still have my mullet

[hexed igloo]

Man I got the arbites sigil as a tattoo on a whim idgaf abt consequences

[shadow spruce]

i thought u got rid of it

[ivory marlin]

no?

[shadow spruce]

the mullet

[ivory marlin]

why would i

[shadow spruce]

idk

[ivory marlin]

ive never felt more confident

[hexed igloo]

Why would jelly choose to not look like a lesbian

[shadow spruce]

ur so right

[sterile stone]

Bro is a mimic lesbian

[hexed igloo]

Next he gone get a subaru and a carabiner for he keys

[sterile stone]

Fridge full of local IPAs

And only attend local bands

[shadow spruce]

he cant afford subaru maintenance and i dont think he has keys

[shadow spruce]

oh is this after "we're gonna make so much money"?

[hexed igloo]

Genuinely how do people drink that shit

[void bison]

3051-3058

[ivory marlin]

I don’t drink

[sterile stone]

What IPAs?

[hexed igloo]

Yuh

They're so just not good

[sterile stone]

Idk

[shadow spruce]

so after "we're gonna make so much money"

[hexed igloo]

It's like someone tried to make something between mead and beer and it just tastes like vomit

[sterile stone]

I don’t really drink booze, I think it’s for going nowhere losers

But you know

Different strokes for different folks

[hexed igloo]

Sounds like something a fucking nerd would say

Goody 2 shoes vro

[void bison]

getting the bl9

[sterile stone]

Brother I live in MADD country

Of course I’m gonna hate alcoholics

[hexed igloo]

You wind down from a hard day with strawberry milk bro?

[shadow spruce]

neat

[shadow spruce]

no he gets a choccy

[median steeple]

I hope it looks like the model

I fucking HATE the pgi black knight design

it's so ugly

[hexed igloo]

Hey now you can drink without being an alcoholic

You don't have to blackout every time lmao

[sterile stone]

I dead ass don’t get the appeal of drinking til you can’t be coherent

[hexed igloo]

There isn't any I drink enough to get the feel and then I switch to soda for a bit

Or I just drink slowly

[sterile stone]

Fucken piss baby

Drink draino mixed with sprite like a real man

[hexed igloo]

You can't be switching up like that cro

[shadow spruce]

"i dont get why people drink? oh you drink responsibly, youre a pansy"

[heady rapids]

@median steeple gn

[shadow spruce]

hes a texan thats all he knows

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-sleeping-sleepy-cat-cat-cute-gif-5647373625706459185

[sterile stone]

Gotta keep you on your toes chief

[hexed igloo]

I got a freakish body comp I gain and lose alcohol tolerance at an insane rate for some reason

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ghoul-fallout-tv-series-show-fallout-ghoul-fallout-cooper-howard-fallout-cooper-gif-16848789080340999701

[hexed igloo]

I go a month without drinking 1 shot is enough for me

[sterile stone]

You’ve got a pack of cigs in the cup holder don’t cha

[hexed igloo]

I drink a beer every night for a week?
I can pack up a handle no issue barely tipsy

[hexed igloo]

I don't have a car nor buy cigs

But damn if u offer a cig I ain't saying no

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-gif-26414895

[brave mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-smoking-sadge-pepe-smoking-pepe-sadge-gif-16948267171533269841

[sterile stone]

Brother got a wall of tar in his lungs

I know it

[hexed igloo]

Nah just popcorn lung

[sterile stone]

Ah shit

Do you drink water often

[hexed igloo]

Often enough

(I don't actually have popcorn lung)

[sterile stone]

I use to roll up green

Then I moved to eddies

[hexed igloo]

(Twas merely a jest)

[sterile stone]

Then just flat out stopped

Boomers lied to me

[hexed igloo]

It doesn't agree with me, just makes me nauseous

[sterile stone]

I was not consumed by reefer madness

[sterile stone]

Yeah it’s def not a one shoe fits all type gig

[hexed igloo]

On the off chance I have some it's like 2 puffs from a joint and then I go to bed and pass the fuck out

It's also illegal here and I cbf

[sterile stone]

Same tbh

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/rivulet-cocainer-rain-world-slugcat-gif-136916313215724756

[sterile stone]

To be fair tho they dunno how to tax weed in Texas because government weed sucks ass

But I’ve said this before

If the gov knew they could get away with it

We’d have brothels everywhere

[sterile stone]

I will say tho

Lotta people I’ve met say they get paranoid

Which I can’t relate to but ey

Everyone’s diff

Shroom tea is nice tho

[hexed igloo]

If I smoke too much I just get violently sick

I don't have the spare thought to get paranoid

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7938150689684025197

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886742356529922172/1145863884545204335/attachment.gif

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe https://youtu.be/WGEVsh9LS9U?si=LlWztWVI-Z_RH4Lr

I’m sure I showed you this

I’m trying to look for another one of his songs I think you’d like

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7938150689684025197

[shadow spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075782743285301308/1448329868491100252/supra.gif

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe https://youtu.be/y_9geXMrvGk?si=YdGI6UvPVtcwUjVd

Here it is

Song is a true vibe

[shadow spruce]

thats so mean of you

[median steeple]

doing that to willow in the future

[plush estuary]

@lunar fable escort gets so rough with new players

[median steeple]

#realandtrue

[slender mica]

those are new players?

[plush estuary]

ye

this is haz 5 +2 modifiers

[slender mica]

if im only level 30 something, what does that make me

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-uncanny-valley-dark-wtf-gif-14708455975531353777

[shadow spruce]

stinky poo poo boy

[plush estuary]

level doesnt mean much

skill does

[carmine falcon]

what did they do to gloriana spawns bro

im getting infinite enimies before dropping down tf

[hexed igloo]

Man I'm like lvl 150 and ts makes me feel like I'm being shamed for being new

[hexed igloo]

Spawns r out of wack as hell on the mission where u start up the moebian steel foundry on the staircase up to the main area I been seeing spawns there that I've never seen before

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzymice-mauzy-mauzy-mice-silly-cat-silly-gif-1407488645751830219

[lunar fable]

indeed

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/yoyo-white-cat-tiktok-silly-cat-car-gif-5886769307141897158

[sand plaza]

chainaxe mk4 is the better of the 2 isnt it

wait maybe not

[hexed igloo]

One of them sticks on lights the other sticks on heavy

[sand plaza]

ingame damage breakdown isnt helping

[hexed igloo]

Iirc it just comes to preference

[sand plaza]

gotcha

ill try the other one see how it feels

[hexed igloo]

I personally hate the lights being sticky but yeah up2u

[sand plaza]

yeah it was weird how it was stickng

but the attack speed felt insane like you could animation cancel the light attacks

[shadow spruce]

youre sticky

take a shower

[hexed igloo]

You're sticky even when you shower

[shadow spruce]

[hexed igloo]

Being so greasy you repel water and soap is crazy

Gotta scrub ur balls with brake cleaner

[carmine lance]

Sometimes I wish I could just like, will people to become better at a game without being mean about it

But I also don’t know what to say when people keep making the same mistake and not learning from it

[hexed igloo]

Too much thought for me

Chaxe ain't my cup of tea to begin with tho ig so

[shadow spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046912126746374274/1069439999830929488/cat-saying.gif

all my other reaction gifs are from the dark times

and so i cant use them

[sterile stone]

I gotchu

[sand plaza]

im just leveling up all the garbage weapons that i didnt bother to level up before

[sterile stone]

You turn on the mic