zealot-class

[solar gorge]

but if u want something that stays good thru 3 season

go watch mob psycho

[void bison]

I was about to ask your other 3

I've only ever watched a handful of mainstream

[solar gorge]

watch mob psycho it's so fkcing good

[void bison]

perhaps

I also want to rewatch deathnote for the first time since I was in like middle school

[acoustic dune]

ey yog

question

have you use the hellbomb backpack lately?

[void bison]

not really but once the flag is fixed it could be fun

[acoustic dune]

i think they made it that you can only spawn 1 per person

[void bison]

I heard the flag aggro is a pretty large range

[acoustic dune]

waas doing defense

[void bison]

I have to doubt this

[acoustic dune]

and notice my hellbomb disapear after spawning new one

[void bison]

oh yeah your own probably can't be duplicated

use it before calling another

[acoustic dune]

what...

fucking

[void bison]

I don't use it very often because I always forget it's there tbh

[acoustic dune]

WHY

[void bison]

usually it's a rover or a jump/warp pack

[acoustic dune]

WHY IS IT A THING

[void bison]

when i unlock the flamethrower w backpack i'm going to crisp so many things

[acoustic dune]

WHAAAT DO YOU MEAAAN I CANT STOCK PILE 5 HELLBOMB

[void bison]

your greed is despicable

[acoustic dune]

IT WAS ON AA DEFENSE MISSION

[zinc talon]

oh

if you and your squaddies activate a hellbomb beacon and hold em

then all throw em down same time and they land same time-ish

the game will give you a hellbomb for every person that got theirs down in time with the first

so 4

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/going-insane-cat-gif-27298069

i fucking hte this gme

why are they despawning my bomb

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/anna-kendrick-stop-dontmake-that-face-gif-12470466

[void bison]

ugly helmet

[void bison]

do you like tom waits at all

out of nowhere question

[hexed igloo]

genuinely fuck rager seeds

id rather deal with bulwarks

[visual stream]

that usually how you get rager seed, yes

I don't want to think about how you get bulwark seed

[opal star]

ay what did we do

[misty nova]

THE FORKLIFT

[visual stream]

seed?

[misty nova]

🗣️

[sterile stone]

|| https://youtu.be/ENdao2mSYjc?si=pOmO5jn_REIEWH3J ||

@frosty herald

[gritty mountain]

what is the consensus on indignatus crusher

[misty nova]

Good

Learn simple combos

Abuse Skullcrusher

[frosty herald]

||one thing i wanna know is how they were able to have zeno show signs of racoon city syndrome alongside him having wesker's powers||

[obsidian prairie]

Its a great stagger generalist

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-sleepy-gif-9558558281283765110

[opal star]

thunder hammer lite
insane stagger weapon

big bonks

[tranquil bone]

idk I feel like they don't really play the same at all.

[sterile stone]

|| making a reach here but since wesker was technically a crafted human and not natural, him getting some of wesker’s genes also probably caused him to not be able to resist the DNA’s virus ||

Something I do want to know tho

Is if Chris’ team is like

Still BSAA affiliated or just disavowed

[ivory marlin]

Guys did you hear about chuck norris’ cause of death?

[frosty herald]

They went rogue before re8 i believe

[ivory marlin]

No they went rogue after

[frosty herald]

But after not a hero

[frosty herald]

Nah hound wolf was created by chris and worked independantly because he didnt trust the BSAA

[acoustic dune]

@void bison good game

i crashed

[misty nova]

He just felt like it

[sterile stone]

There’s also rumors that || Hunk isn’t dead based on 2 convulsions, there’s another umbrella super agent called A7, and when you’re done with the fight and go back into the arena, the body is gone even tho the bodies of the other umbrella you kill are still there ||

I’ve never heard of this guy by the way

Someone just mentioned he exists

[visual stream]

Were you here for the "crusher is just worse thammer" guy

[ivory marlin]

Its actually crazy, it was Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

[sterile stone]

Ok

[ivory marlin]

And they all came out of nowhere

[sterile stone]

His name is 3A7

[acoustic dune]

@void bison

[ivory marlin]

Like really fast

[tranquil bone]

I feel like I've seen that guy many times over the years lol

[frosty herald]

||small issue with 3a7 hes voiced by the same dude who voices wesker hunk has always been voice acted by keith silverstein and the commander is also voiced by him||

[sterile stone]

I never considered this tbh

Still that doesn’t discount my second point

I’m surprised I never even heard of this guy

TIL today

[frosty herald]

||the body dissapearing is 100% hunk being the 4th survivor again||

[sterile stone]

I’m just saying btw

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-idk-iono-hands-up-gif-7122581203490458147

This also warrants a question about this game cause like

The fuck you mean he’s called the experiment?

Umbrella making super soldiers possible before the BSAA

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/beat-up-cena-the-club-gif-7579309

They got the whole Endgame there

[median steeple]

took me 5 more hours to beat re9 over 8

wish I still had 7 on PC

forgot how long that took me but prob longer

[frosty herald]

Its pret cheap

[median steeple]

see sadly

Re7 and 2 sit in a category of RE games that make me sad

where I enjoy the side mode/dlc a bit more

because playing as hunk and chris either one is so fun

[misty nova]

https://skibidix.com/i/status/2035105851346743610

PT: Psycho Tman (@johnny_tmanV2)

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FxTwitter · Mar 20, 2026, 9:27 PM

[sterile stone]

You could always buy the re game that failed

[frosty herald]

Hopefully re9 either has mercenaries or raid mode

[sterile stone]

And play not hunk

[median steeple]

I do own RE:verse lol I played for like

40mins

all hunk

that shit is DEAD

[misty nova]

Outbreak next

[sterile stone]

I do wonder tho if they’re gonna do anything with 3A7

Actually I have more questions now

Like u have these umbrella units

Like

Armored the fuck out

Surprised they didn’t salvage them and put them in another game

[frosty herald]

Maybe theyve converted to the connections

[sterile stone]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/d/df/1442359596-umbrella-corps-character-art.png/revision/latest/smart/width/386/height/259?cb=20170127173311&path-prefix=es

Yeah but like look at em

[misty nova]

https://skibidix.com/i/status/2035087930717323706

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FxTwitter · Mar 20, 2026, 8:15 PM

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075782743285301308/1484662734296715427/fuck_my_fatchungus_life.mp4?ex=69bf0b6b&is=69bdb9eb&hm=1d8f024d286599dc3d3b08340b5d814dfb11e09d8e2c47ef725dcde6c19dd250&

[misty nova]

RAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

[visual stream]

No Chuck glaze permitted

The only proper glaze he got was prettying up his lips for Israel

[ivory marlin]

I just made this joke

[bitter anvil]

@sullen forge you steel legion fan?

[ivory marlin]

Fucking HATE twitter

Stealing my joke

[misty nova]

Too slow homie

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/theres-no-limit-to-the-glaze-flight-riding-ftc-glazed-donut-gif-13467296479651443764

[misty nova]

I'm telling you man
Fatshark about to sell yellow Krieg

[visual stream]

Buffing infernus staff and relic blade didn't work! How are we going to keep player retention?
"Release the Set."

[misty nova]

"Boss, the Chinese aren't happy"
"Horse"

Hold on

Steel Ball Run aired in the year of the horse

https://tenor.com/view/flight-tweak-flight-tongue-fast-gif-15986476078687713201

[hexed igloo]

she steel on my ball til i run

horse

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-dont-talk-close-mouth-grab-lips-mad-family-gif-21732788

[misty nova]

Actually
Chuck Norris upscale
Managed to keep tel Aviv impressed

(sorry I couldn't miss the joke)

[void bison]

foolery or not

the kangaroos will address this in court

[timber ivy]

had the stuff for just a flesh wound wondering why it didnt pop "private game"

what difference does it make if i do it in a public or a private

[long oasis]

you need to set it to private or you wont get the penance

[timber ivy]

i know but literally why is that even a thing

[long oasis]

idk

fatshark says fuck you

[spare talon]

Because way back at launch people were throwing public games to get it done

[timber ivy]

so they just didnt use martydom?

what

[spare talon]

So they changed its requirements to be done with a pre-made group

[spare talon]

This change was made before skill trees

[timber ivy]

insane

and its still in the game

[void bison]

fat on fat animal violence

[timber ivy]

im boutta to go to the worst place in the warhammer universe the lobby finder

[spare talon]

Also martyrdom isnt the best pick for it

[timber ivy]

how

[frosty herald]

Do NOT

Its wound based

Not health based

[spare talon]

Because its specifically under your last wound

[frosty herald]

Ive made this mistake before

[timber ivy]

no duh?

i run a single wound and get 4 stacks of marty

less than a wound

[long oasis]

look at my copper yield Fluoride John

[timber ivy]

i use 1 wound curious

[spare talon]

You could have just barely under half hp with another build and get the penance done

Much more room for error

[timber ivy]

ok?

[spare talon]

Because any second you are downed or dead counts against you for the penance

[void bison]

you need 2180 units

[timber ivy]

just dont get downed

i usually dont with marty considering how much toughness res im stacking

[void bison]

is that vintage story

[spare talon]

Well I mean "just be perfect" is always an option

[timber ivy]

you have until death

how often are you going down?

[spare talon]

But way back when, people struggled with this penance because the game wasnt powercrept to hell

[long oasis]

no I need exactly 2175 units for my purposes

[spare talon]

And running martyrdom was what was doing them in

[long oasis]

yes

[spare talon]

If you get netted, how often does until death save you from a down as your random waddle around

[timber ivy]

i just throwing knife them

[spare talon]

Or sometimes a death if poxwalkers are near

Like you can always say "I just play perfectly" but something can always go wrong

[timber ivy]

i know you are trying to like make a point of getting downed but i rarely have issues with that

[spare talon]

Yeah nor do I but it doesnt invalidate what im saying

[timber ivy]

basically im just simply him in a nutshell

[spare talon]

Something can go wrong and when it does its devastating

[timber ivy]

just wouldnt happen

[plush estuary]

@glossy nimbus

[timber ivy]

this was originally just a why the hell is this penance private only i have to get 3 players to do this when ive basically done this multiple times in a public lobby without throwing

[spare talon]

@plush estuary why arent you like this guy
In your h40 solos just dont get netted

Its that simple

[hexed igloo]

woe, lagswitch dog be upon ye

[timber ivy]

this originally wasnt even build related

[plush estuary]

imma shoot bug

[misty nova]

Nooooo

[plush estuary]

you did this....

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-loser-tiny-kitten-explode-gif-15623895175038521381

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-nite-owl-screaming-watchmen-gif-7626041

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

this will happen to you one day I hope you know karma is real

[spare talon]

Man remember when holy rev used to fully heal

[hexed igloo]

I think to a wound would be chill

[slender mica]

do not the bug

its not worth it

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-3108840660812404930

[plush estuary]

turned him into flare...

[tranquil bone]

It's always worth it

[faint vapor]

may all your future matches contain knife zealots

[spare talon]

1 death per minute

[faint vapor]

I love randoms

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/expedition-33-clair-obscure-monoco-gif-1894001316790732786

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/what-no-huh-skeptical-chadwick-gif-14072969097109795581

[faint vapor]

randoms are subhuman

I have proof (their gameplay)

[tranquil bone]

I've seen around 13 before but 33 has to be someone actively griefing my god

[faint vapor]

its the highest I have ever recorded

the highest I know of is 50+

[hexed igloo]

The worst I've ever seen in a match was like 15

How do you even get 1 death per minute

That's like camping at the respawn point just spawndying type shit

[faint vapor]

if it helps, the highest officially recorded I know of is 50+

[hard nexus]

bring it back

also buff dueling sword

and and and

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/sprout-dandys-world-sprout-dandys-world-gif-15236428167153607430

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncy-bounce-bouncy-cat-cat-bounce-silly-cat-gif-5621340139381653523

[hard nexus]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HC9BupjbQAA5C68.gif

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-freddy-roxanne-wolf-five-nights-at-freddys-five-nights-at-freddys-security-breach-gif-25515942

[spare talon]

Shit your pants before I shit them for you

[hard nexus]

sorry i just got out of the bathroom

[misty nova]

That's why he's the Goatmaru

https://tenor.com/view/goatmaru-gagamaru-gin-gagamaru-blue-lock-cupcake-head-gif-13473146715299610540

[sterile stone]

Shit like that is why I wish vote to kick was more idiot friendly

Cause pubs will dead ass watch someone be complete dead weight and just carry them through a match

[visual stream]

I can never tell if this creatur is boy or girl

Or secret third option

[plush estuary]

idk

[misty nova]

Just some thing with fur

🗣️

[hard nexus]

what is this character from

[misty nova]

Blue Lock

He's the goalkeeper

Gagamaru

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/gagamaru-blue-lock-bllk-bunny-rabbit-gif-18291823466023390748

[unkempt nest]

ofc we all know how it works but why dont you just explain it anyway?

[royal cape]

Quack

[misty nova]

Oh he also fought a bear at some point

[median steeple]

IT'S SPRING

PLEASE

[misty nova]

So him ripping naruhayas head off is pretty accurate

[limpid yarrow]

would u guys say that u should run perfect strike mk xv eviscerator with piety or martyr is fine?

[long oasis]

damn bro entered the conversation specifically to light u up lol

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2035121531224039802

Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 (@NebsGoodTakes)

found out crimson desert’s marketing director called people entitled for wanting to see real console gameplay footage a few weeks ago

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[sterile stone]

It ain’t hard to do if you’re mid mission

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/chihuahua-uncomfortable-gif-317720649137245860

[sterile stone]

Open menu

Go to social tab

Look for vote to kick

Is right dere

Getting people to actually vote with you is the problem

You gotta solve that shit on your own

Especially if you’re playing with Americans

[placid fiber]

It's true

Even more true

[sterile stone]

Cause they don’t know how to read

[placid fiber]

God how true that is x.x

Just described my entire us east experience

[devout vault]

Probably still better than US west

[sterile basalt]

what lack of stun immune does to people

[plush estuary]

I just wanna parry

but no

[signal spoke]

Mmm yes, love me a random groaner slap my ass that did not played audio cue

Stunning me and get overheaded

[plush estuary]

playing with 2 chorus and a shout vet

this isnt much I can parry 🙁

[signal spoke]

I just noticed the quick block audio playing

What the hec

[gray ice]

Stella is delivering

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-at-you-gif-15677477317679001616

Average dclaw user

[opal star]

how did you get put to sleep instantly with no wounds

[plush estuary]

havoc

[opal star]

oh

[misty nova]

Wouldn't happen if you had a better melee ngl

[opal star]

give every melee a parry

thammer parry

hell yeah

[sterile stone]

https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/37e/828/1e2a2943b3871f23576937330a0fbdd9f6-squidward.rsquare.w400.jpg

Me watching everyone enjoy games

Meanwhile I’m over here living like a 1600s bohemian peasant

[hexed igloo]

buy a pc brokie

[calm salmon]

visit a used book store

pick up a shakespeare play

maybe lord of the rings

I dunno

[plush estuary]

@slender fractal

[slender fractal]

thank you so much!

[gray ice]

Watch TV or sumn

[carmine falcon]

good game

[bitter anvil]

https://youtube.com/shorts/AWl7ISsUoXY?si=V4qBdclHwhFE4xvf

[misty nova]

By the 9

That Hiver is tweaking

[bitter anvil]

Karskin badmouth to commissar

[sterile stone]

Ain’t shit worth watching tbh

[sterile stone]

I will have you know

I am AMERICAN

And reading offends me

[bitter anvil]

So america is in idiocracy movie?

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe https://youtube.com/shorts/Rdsz-R233eo?si=pvS9S1d8B5I2Oc5t

So I found out hell has dragons

[sterile stone]

Has been for a while

[bitter anvil]

What trench crusade got popular now

[sterile stone]

I wouldn’t call it popular

But it’s gotten spurts of attention from time to time

[bitter anvil]

Aye

[hexed igloo]

yk

scum and arbites ability penances are kinda comically easy compared to the others could they just not think anything else up?

theres nothing like shocking stuff or on overwatch for them

[gray ice]

Insanely defeatist

Plenty of stuff to watch

I can stream arc but you said you have Israeli cave internet

[hexed igloo]

im at 70 missions with zealot, at 46/60, arbites at 40 missions and 52/60 like?

[carmine falcon]

da hylll

[glossy nimbus]

@plush estuary How do you hold heavy attack for so long on weapons like great force sword or knife

[north sedge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/catfix-funny

[sterile stone]

Listen here buddy

Shut yah mouf

[drowsy steppe]

really puts into perspective

grail hegemon is fucking massive

[hexed igloo]

they just do that

knife at least you can cover like 30m with a heavy held

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/404soob-pepe-pp-gif-21552696

Sounds like pain for the dclaw user

[misty nova]

Took your eyes off of him

Smh

[plush estuary]

more like my internet died

[sand plaza]

i wanna level up some weapons i havent finished leveling yet - anyone got a nice not-marty build that uses a combination of assault chainass/tac axe/dclaw/heavy sword/crusher/shockmaul and shredder autopis/bolt pis/doublebarrel

[hexed igloo]

smaul/shroud/IJ/whatever gun

smaul does surprisingly well with shroud

same with taxe

[zinc talon]

okay chat quick pop quiz

turning it in counts as attendance so pull out some scratch paper

there's only one question so give a good sentence or two in your explanation

what do we do about people with too many teeth?

[full nebula]

What about people with extremely large gums

[misty nova]

We don't make deals

[opaque island]

have you guys heard of Vermis?

imagine, a game that doesnt exist, whose lore and world is actually told to you by reading the strategy guide of it

such a unique way to build and tell about a world and story

[hexed igloo]

execution

[glossy nimbus]

Pull them out, give it to the needy.

[hexed igloo]

you would say that huh youre one of the needy?

[glossy nimbus]

no i brush

[hexed igloo]

need a couple molars?

[long oasis]

considering buying the hardcover for my friends bday

[gray ice]

Dope ass concept, watched a video on it

[full nebula]

Fight packmaster like twice and up in this scenario

[crimson oak]

Very well played

[jagged cradle]

@hard nexus wanna play

[hard nexus]

noh sorry

[jagged cradle]

oh ok i get it

[hard nexus]

im like just now geting super tired

so

bed time ,,,

[jagged cradle]

i’m joking it’s fine

[royal zealot]

Uhh just started playing again and was wondering what id want on my flamethrower

[jagged cradle]

what keystone are you using at the bottom

[royal zealot]

Uhh 1 sec been bout a year or 2

[hexed igloo]

playin ogryn so weird why am i taller than the crushers

[royal zealot]

Looks like martyrdom?

[hexed igloo]

iirc blaze away and overpressure?

dmg dump

dont quote me tho i dont flamer

[royal zealot]

Idk been so long I have a bunch of different weapons I used for different stuff

Looks like it was going for just cloud radius and dmg

[hexed igloo]

dmg dump since it does fuckall direct

[royal zealot]

But the other stuff idk what is best anymore

[jagged cradle]

uh yeah blaze away overpressure

[royal zealot]

Should I put those blessing pints i to those aswell then

Points

[hexed igloo]

yur

i just get whatever until i can be fucked getting a perfect roll then ill juice that with the reight blessings an perks

[royal zealot]

I see alot of stuff is new to me atm like the masteries

Game also seemed to reset half my talent tree

[full nebula]

Happens every other major update basically. They're working on fixes for it/systems for it

[royal zealot]

Got it gonna try an get a better flamethrower then

Oh what refinements should I have on flamethrower looks like i had been using dmg to armour like carapace and flak?

[narrow mauve]

Flak is good in any case because most enemies have flak anyways; you can either keep carapace or replace it for Maniacs if you want to have a bigger reassurance against the Fifty Ragers Coming Your Way (TM)

[hexed igloo]

slight defence against rager seed

[royal zealot]

Got it thx

[hexed igloo]

aye come outside

[narrow mauve]

fifty hundred ragers

come outside

[royal zealot]

How do I get like those tier 4 blessings btw?

I dont rly remember anything abt em

I have a t3 overpressure and t2 blaze away rn

[stuck thicket]

infinite wealth

[stuck thicket]

unlock them in the mastery tab

[hexed igloo]

lvl up mastery

i think u can get t4 at around lvl15

[royal zealot]

Ooh ok is that new or changed atleast bc even back then I didnt know how

Before this masteries stuff iirc

[hexed igloo]

iunno i started like right aftert the update added allat

[signal spoke]

crafting rework back in Q3 2024

[royal zealot]

My mastery for flamethrower is 11 atm

[frosty herald]

buy flamers consecrate them to green and sacrifice at hadron

easy mastery

[full nebula]

a new hand

[wraith halo]

Thanks I was missing my old one

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-evil-dead-middle-finger-gif-5577152297995185026

[calm salmon]

odd geometric shape 📿

[royal zealot]

For hoardes I want cleave targets and dmg right?

[dusty hull]

I was looking at the Inquisitor outfit for the Zealot and noticed it says graetful instead of grateful
Is this some old English spelling or just a typo?

[signal spoke]

Probably old english

though that description is very clean if it was supposed to be old english

[stuck thicket]

fatshark tends to make typos in cosmetic descriptions, idk

[signal spoke]

Snacks loves snacks

[royal cape]

Vaguely remember this

[rough token]

Gangz

✊ 👶

[narrow mauve]

real centipede hours

[acoustic dune]

longer antenna

[narrow mauve]

no

pedes have stubby antenna

[acoustic dune]

and bring back the not not not not not furry

[narrow mauve]

un day

[acoustic dune]

aww

[narrow mauve]

@royal cape im showing up in your dms at 12PM CET tonight, I hope you're ready.

[acoustic dune]

you should ad the eye spot on le bon hair

[royal cape]

In…

19 hours?

Ill be at work. Oh well

[empty python]

wow, Thammer kills H40 Dreg Ragers pretty damn fast now with basic light attacks.

W buff

[narrow mauve]

Oh! We can reschedule.

If you want.

[royal cape]

Me being at work is usually when im on here ngl lmao

[acoustic dune]

chaat

can i get a

kizz?

https://tenor.com/view/going-insane-cat-gif-27298069

[narrow mauve]

oh lmao

ten we

[narrow mauve]

..I don't have a mouth

Sorry.

[acoustic dune]

just head butt me

[narrow mauve]

Naw. I can hug you. I have vines.

[acoustic dune]

aye that work

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2035239359113253310 @heady rapids

JosephFox2 (@JosephFox_088)

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[hearty nebula]

i'm pretty sure all the zealots are in fact

the whole "killing heretics" thing is just a nice bonus

because they are all psychotic, Judge gets a mad gleam in their eyes a whole bunch to the extent it worries the others

agitator is just either so steeped in it that they black out and don't even remember doing it half the time

and the last one is a drunkard so that one just has its own consequences

[zinc talon]

I guarantee you this was maury povich

you went on his show, to fight your ex/babymomma

it got shut down cuz too many people got stabbed over the years

[rough token]

American lore is wild

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/maury-you-are-the-father-its-true-gif-24497620

genetic tests for the kids

paternity tests always caused a ruckus for/against

like watching the superbowl, you had team dayquan and team sheronda

https://tenor.com/view/maury-you-are-not-maurydance-gif-18419226

[acoustic dune]

uh

where did the 11 point come from

[frosty herald]

tree reset

[stuck thicket]

[smoky oak]

It shut down because Maury was old af, and decided to retire, and the contract was up for renewal. Not because people were stabbed

He was in his 80s.

[acoustic dune]

i like having cookie n milk

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/BluebriarArts/status/2035189725041238269

❥ hazel ︻デ═一 (@BluebriarArts)

“Fight like you’re the third monkey on the ramp to Noah’s Ark” is unfortunately just cringe enough to wrap back around to being raw as fuck

QRT: thechosenberg
Millennials will not see heaven

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 21, 2026, 3:00 AM

[frosty herald]

thats badass

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/szip-it-gif-25796869

it's a story maury would have approved of

[woeful solar]

hmm

so

shroudfield...is it really only for one shotting things?

cuz 3 seconds seems so slow

[stuck thicket]

quite a lot of utility to it, you can get a node to extend it to 5 seconds

due to having invisibility its a fantastic panic button if you get stuck in a clump

also you can use it for safe revives

being able to onetap everything in the game is a nice bonus

[woeful solar]

i see

since vet has 3 secs more i got a bit confused

[exotic plaza]

vet one is dogshit

💀

[stuck thicket]

vet one was buffed

the damage boost is better

(still mid)

[exotic plaza]

yeah does it make it good?

voc still good and exe get buffed for no reason when it already good

[stuck thicket]

infantry las exec oughhhhh

[sterile stone]

I need to catch up on the lore a bit

Didn’t realize paladins were that damn tall

https://youtube.com/shorts/1fslbmhcO6M?si=mFBLQbvVvonIDI2F

[acoustic dune]

the 2 type of gamer

[narrow mauve]

burp
can i post furry art tonight

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/going-insane-cat-gif-27298069

what you mean furry art

[narrow mauve]

what

rtr

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-vacuum-capsule-auric-havoc-power-cell-gif-16847841996319999075

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/bryan-cranston-walter-white-comic-con-heisenberg-breaking-bad-gif-24641476

[narrow mauve]

walter

whi

[narrow mauve]

nude tide mod spotted

[acoustic dune]

woah

[sterile stone]

You just gotta shame the sanity out of him at that point

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/god-of-war-kratos-51

ni no kuni is so peak

[stuck thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/pay-attention-to-me-one-orange-brain-cell-kitten-cat-meow-gif-16762328332322827176

[hearty nebula]

the screamer

[ivory canyon]

His greed sickens me

[sterile stone]

@lunar fable Did you see the Doom cross over stuff for D4?

[stuck thicket]

d4?

[hearty nebula]

can't believe it

[shadow spruce]

Diablo 4 I assume

[hearty nebula]

destiny 4

[misty ravine]

Four sided die

[narrow mauve]

oh look me

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[narrow mauve]

I hav.. more

[shadow spruce]

Don’t doubt it

[narrow mauve]

i dont have a lot of art of my sergal but i do definitely have the most of out of any oc

[narrow mauve]

as a sidenote,
is it indicative of something if i have more female ocs than male ones

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-boykisser-ominous-stare-gif-1854943194524266546

[narrow mauve]

id post the art but id honestly rather not risk it

[shadow spruce]

Hmm

I don’t think I have any art of mine or if I did I’ve lost it

[stuck thicket]

to be honest it might

[narrow mauve]

asks in a queer server
yeah dude start shooting up estrogen

[shadow spruce]

(It is)

[narrow mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-hl3-half-life-3-hopium-hope-gif-7246120153840726923

[stuck thicket]

in my case it genuinely was indicative of me being nonbinary though

[narrow mauve]

hellhound cod zombies

[shadow spruce]

Nuh uh

[modest kernel]

I feel like shit on expedition what build do you play there

[sterile stone]

Brother you own thigh highs and those arm equivalents

[narrow mauve]

okay and

[sterile stone]

I know what you are

[narrow mauve]

being a femboy doesn't equate to being trans

[sterile stone]

It doesn’t

But you do follow one of the femboy templates

I just never expected it from someone from Eastern Europe

[shadow spruce]

Listen man you’re not gonna win he’s a Texan and a particularly dense one at that

[narrow mauve]

middle europe cough cough

have you seen poland

[sterile stone]

Okay to be faaaair right

Poland is like the spawning point of femboy furry hybrid creatures

[narrow mauve]

Yeah. Slovakia borders with Poland.

They're rubbing off their homosexual energy on us.

[sterile stone]

Wild

[shadow spruce]

I was gonna make a joke here but idk how to word it

[sterile stone]

All you’re missing is the anime cosplay fits and you’d have made a full circuit

[narrow mauve]

i have..

female clothes

that fit me.

[median steeple]

all clothes are gender neutral if you're not a pussy #tbh

[sterile stone]

Me eyeing up the $300 riot gear at the pawnshop

Do wonder if I’d get in trouble just casually strolling down the sidewalk in full kit like that

Baton and all

[narrow mauve]

TRVTH NUKE

[narrow mauve]

I once walked down the street in my STALKER cosplay, complete with a replica rifle (pretty sure it was some sort of gewehr),

nobody really said anything, just got a few nasty stares

but otherwise nuff.

Two guys from a pizzeria were peeking out from the door of their place like they were expecting me to shoot them down or something.

[sterile stone]

I mean in all fairness

The average person doesn’t anticipate a civilian to just roam the block with a rifle in had

I’d have probably walked into whatever building to avoid you

[narrow mauve]

i could swear i saw a granny walking around with a sawn off double barrel shotgun at the forest once while gathering mushrooms

[sterile stone]

The fuck is going on in Slavistan

[narrow mauve]

fucking christ was she prepared to face off against a bear or something

[shadow spruce]

Checks out

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe I got peak fallout brain rot

Right here

Fresh outta the oven

https://youtube.com/shorts/vpaLNeLOLVE?si=qEDKmG-hCJTjbb_G

[shadow spruce]

That just looks like an overhaul modpack

[narrow mauve]

please assume the position

[shadow spruce]

He doesn’t appreciate fisto like we do

[sterile stone]

I still can’t fathom how anyone would use a protectron as a sex bot

[shadow spruce]

Cause you’re weak of mind and frail of spirit

[inner mantle]

coming back after like 6 month trying to put together a zelot momentom relic sword build would anone say im missing any key perks here

[sterile stone]

@plush estuary

[sterile stone]

I’m not gonna hold you doc, any meaningful response you’d get is from people who are either asleep or at work

[inner mantle]

thats fair im not asking for a full build just wondering if any node i have missed is a banger

[sterile stone]

Lemme see if I can find the guide

[inner mantle]

thanks any help would greatful

[narrow mauve]

fisto got that in 'im

[sterile stone]

@inner mantle This might be your best bet

[inner mantle]

ill have a look now

thanks

[sterile stone]

NP

[sterile stone]

The monolith didn’t die for this

[narrow mauve]

"monolith is dead" virgin assumption

if you were a real monolithian you'd trust in its return

fucking posers on the internet nowadays

[sterile stone]

The cope posting

Ward took over the zone

And all your hero’s are dead or insane

There is no alternative

[shadow spruce]

Fym it’s in the reactor in the NPP no?

[narrow mauve]

stalker 2 lore

apparently

fucked up

[shadow spruce]

Stalker 2 isn’t real

Real stalker 2 is stalker gamma

[drowsy steppe]

now thats ADHD coded editing

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/yoyo-white-cat-tiktok-silly-cat-car-gif-5886769307141897158

[narrow mauve]

real stalker 2 is uhh

pripyat

call of pripyat is the final stalker game to me

[shadow spruce]

Nuh uh

What about anomaly

[narrow mauve]

anomaly is good i guess

anomaly is like. post-SoC right

[shadow spruce]

It’s all 3 slammed together

[sterile stone]

I’m honestly pissed at the missed opportunity Bethesda had

Like all you had to fucking do

Literally

[narrow mauve]

yeah but as far as timeline shenanigans go

[sterile stone]

Was make a fallout game that’s has a story mode

[shadow spruce]

2018 I think

[narrow mauve]

I recall that GAMMA is supposed to be post-CoP

[sterile stone]

And allow drop in/Drop out coop

76 isn’t terrible

[shadow spruce]

Anomaly is 2018

[sterile stone]

But no one asked for that when they wanted multiplayer fallout

[shadow spruce]

Gamma is built on top of anomaly

So they use the same timeframe

[narrow mauve]

does that mean the brain scorcher is also active in anomaly

i haven't gotten that far yet but i know it's active in gamma

[shadow spruce]

It’s active in both

Monolith turns it back on

That way you can still do the original storyline of shutting it off

You can do all three stories

[narrow mauve]

does that mean i have to go through yantar again

[shadow spruce]

The yantar lab?

[narrow mauve]

yes

[shadow spruce]

Yes

[narrow mauve]

ernestly, i hated the tomfuckery with Khurzov

[shadow spruce]

Who

[narrow mauve]

or..

whatever the guy you were supposed to escort was called

was it kruglov?

[shadow spruce]

In which game

And was it an ecologist

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe oh did you see the clip I posted in the other cord?

[narrow mauve]

yes

it was in uhh

SoC

[drowsy steppe]

I dont think so, I havent opened discord a lot this week

[narrow mauve]

yeees i got OGSR gunslinger to work

[shadow spruce]

U escort him thru yantar lab?

[sterile stone]

My mans slaving away at work

[narrow mauve]

I don't know if it was the lab directly,

[sterile stone]

I pray for you mashala

[shadow spruce]

I’ve done yantar lab a few times for ecologists and u don’t have to escort anybody

[drowsy steppe]

Ill check it out later tho

I havent even played anything 😛

[sterile stone]

Gotchu doc

[sterile stone]

Bruh I was tweaking tf out when my pc broke

Now I’m just kinda content

Went out and did other shit

Also I helped out at my folks’ biz

Had a odd lady come in

But all in all, been doing good with the gaming detox I guess you could call it

[plush estuary]

No cdr keystone and no duelist

[drowsy steppe]

sometimes thats all it needs yes. I only played the new update once anyways ever since it came out

[sterile stone]

Honestly, I don’t even mind not playing the games

I just miss shooting the shit with my boys in vc

[shadow spruce]

Honestly I’m gonna be real man stalker gamma is infinitely better than stalker 2 because I can actually run it

[narrow mauve]

also has actual uh

yknow

stalker elements

[shadow spruce]

Straight up just tune gamma to be less dick kicking and it’s incredibly fun

[shadow spruce]

Yknow we can hit him with hammers or something

[heady rapids]

are expeditions fucking dead

i cant find a single player

[shadow spruce]

No idea I haven’t played them

[lunar fable]

Brother I stopped playing d4 way before the first dlc

[frosty herald]

someone in theorycrafting also wondered why

[lunar fable]

[heady rapids]

shouldve queued qp ig

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/yoyo-white-cat-tiktok-silly-cat-car-gif-5886769307141897158

[heady rapids]

wack shit

[sterile stone]

Still

Look at dis

[lunar fable]

You know who still plays d4

My dad

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-you-know-who-else-my-mom-regular-show-funny-gif-9101122073397073314

[lunar fable]

Also

Tell me when you see it

[sterile stone]

I’m looking at the 6

I don’t see anything out of place besides the 6

[lunar fable]

read the first letter of each word

in the flavor text

[heady rapids]

nvm dt put my server to asia

thats why the servers were empty

[shadow spruce]

Esplode

:)

[frosty herald]

Extremely overpriced tho

And i dont think doom fans care much for diablo 4

[sterile stone]

Oh holy shit lmao

D4 Bad

[lunar fable]

[sterile stone]

I mean you’d be surprised how cross overs bring people from franchises they never thought they’d play

[sterile stone]

Run me them steam numbers

[frosty herald]

I mean

Who is paying for a 57 dollar doom skin

[lunar fable]

my playtime?

[sterile stone]

I’m sorry

Fucking what

Huh?

Excuse me?

[sterile stone]

Steam player count

[brave mirage]

57 dollars for a doom skin

whats this

[lunar fable]

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-zuko-thats-rough-buddy-thats-rough-gif-4264932

[frosty herald]

The full bundle is 125 dollars

Mount skin amd everything

[sterile stone]

Lemme see

[frosty herald]

I could buy 20 games on steam right now with that money

[sterile stone]

It’s not baaaad

It’s just not

Popular

[brave mirage]

18k isnt bad for steam

[frosty herald]

Maybe because they care more about monetization over player experience

[sterile stone]

The console port probably can add another 10-20k between Xbox and ps

[obsidian ore]

yippe hit global again

[sterile stone]

So let’s be generous and say 30k total concurrent

[brave mirage]

blizzard launcher too

[sterile stone]

Ok

40k

Out of that 40k, let’s saaaaay

800 people bought that bundle

800x125

[brave mirage]

the expansion comes out next month too

[sterile stone]

$100k

[obsidian ore]

I'd like to thank @plush estuary for carrying me to global

I couldn't have done it without him

[sterile stone]

Does 4 have some sort of monthly sub aswell?

[brave mirage]

dunno , has seasonal battlepasses

[sterile stone]

Jesus

[brave mirage]

I played it a month or 2 ago

[sterile stone]

Is anything free in that game?

[brave mirage]

dunno, its a paid game

[frosty herald]

I remember when diablo 4 dropped

Heavily criticised for all of the mtx

Including a 100 dollar horse

[brave mirage]

if youre gonna trash on diablo atleast bring up immortal

[plush estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/991876485596074066/1295571719909675048/caption.gif

[frosty herald]

Diablo immortal was the worst

I remember that crybaby streamer whining that he couldnt que with anyone because he spent 100k

He had so much pay 2 win gear

[brave mirage]

I think at the end of the day it comes to this , if you like a more hardcore experience you go to path of exile , if you want a more streamlined casual experience you go to d4

[frosty herald]

Sadly blizzard caved in

[sterile stone]

Oh make no mistake

I’ve done this time and time again

I still remember the fucking goober who literally paid and won

Won so hard he broke matchmaking because his power level was so high it couldn’t match him with anyone of similar gear

[brave mirage]

mr krabs is rolling

[sterile stone]

Guy spent like $150k on his game

Wait

Maybe it was $80k

It was a shitload of money

[frosty herald]

Im talking about that boy

[sterile stone]

Yeah that guy was a fucking clown

[frosty herald]

He threw a massive tantrum

Everyone was clowning on him

[sterile stone]

The only reason he even got his matchmaking fixed is because it became a viral story

And blizzard didn’t wanna lose one of their biggest whales

[frosty herald]

Imagine being such a fucking tool you throw life changing money at a fucking mobile game

[median steeple]

to be fair D4 is also on blizzard, xbox, and playstation

[brave mirage]

I threw money at path of exile so im no better

[median steeple]

I don't know if PoE is on console yet

(I think it is)

[frosty herald]

It isnt

[median steeple]

really?

[brave mirage]

I bought one of those editions that gives you in game cosmetics and a jacket etc

[frosty herald]

Could be wrong tho

Cica bought me the game and i bought a stash tab

[brave mirage]

I havent finished poe2 yet , i didnt enjoy it as much as the 1st one

[sterile stone]

Yeah but like thousands of dollars?

Tens of thousands of dollars

[frosty herald]

Scam citizen

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-laughing-monkey-laughing-hard-gif-1238166557493123800

[shadow spruce]

store citizen

[brave mirage]

i wonder when that games coming out

squadron... whatever its called

[sterile stone]

Wasn’t squadron 42 suppose to have released in January

What happened to that

[frosty herald]

Delayed

[brave mirage]

they released 5 new ships since

[median steeple]

RE2 and 3 are on sale....

[frosty herald]

Bunch of others too

Revelations also on sale

[brave mirage]

revelations 2 was good

[median steeple]

umbrella corp is more expensive than re3

zealot chat umbrella corp night

[brave mirage]

when will operation racoon city get a re release

[frosty herald]

Lolol

[median steeple]

we are long overdue for another umbrella game

[brave mirage]

operation racoon city 2

[frosty herald]

Well

[median steeple]

CAPCOM GIVE ME AN UMBRELLA GAME WITH LEONS GAMEPLAY FROM 9 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[hearty nebula]

hello chat full of people who have kicked pregnant women

[median steeple]

you're next gab

[frosty herald]

Its more connections corps

[median steeple]

you'll be kicked next

[hearty nebula]

why

[frosty herald]

Neo umbrella corps blue umbrella corps

[hearty nebula]

give me HUNK game

[stuck thicket]

im venatoring it o got stakes on my crossbow rn

[median steeple]

for the vine

[median steeple]

I want a hunk game but I don't think it's ever gonna happen

[frosty herald]

I dont want a hunk game

I want him to remain as a secrative operative

As a small part of the games

[median steeple]

It doesn't need to expand on him in any capacity just have me literally just do

https://tenor.com/view/hunk-resident-evil-resident-evil-hunk-resident-evil-gifs-resident-evil-operation-raccoon-city-gif-3688442693034924294

Like there are a ton of games that are just that straight forward

make it one of those

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/hunk-hunk-resident-evil-resident-evil-hunk-re2-remake-umbrella-corporation-gif-363071719415653049

[median steeple]

I love 4th surv

[heady rapids]

left a smite psyker out to die 3 times in expeditions and he would seethe in chat every time

[median steeple]

so much

[heady rapids]

i love this game

[brave mirage]

oh look operation racoon city

[frosty herald]

Or a squad working under hunk

[median steeple]

yeah just like make me an umbrella/connections goon

and send me off to do random shit

[median steeple]

loved the game as a kid

[heady rapids]

FORCED TO PLAY SCUM AGAIN

RELEASE ME

[median steeple]

I refuse to finish scums or og penances

I just can't dude

[frosty herald]

||Hunk in RE9 is connections right alongside the elite guards?||

[median steeple]

yes

since ||Zeon is connections and is in control of them it seems||

[hearty nebula]

I don't want a HUNK game with a story

[median steeple]

a HUNK game expanding on the connections would be cool

[hearty nebula]

I want a HUNK game where you just do HUNK things

[brave mirage]

re9 will get a merc mode , and im sure hunk will be a character

[frosty herald]

||I think connections works independantly instead of with zeno if we look at the post credits scene||

[median steeple]

||well he seemed to be in control of the ARK part of them at least||

[heady rapids]

new scum tree is so good wtf

except it's so fucking op

[frosty herald]

||Zeno was victor's beneficator and the connections have seemed to send a mercenary hit squad to secure elpis||

[median steeple]

||since the terminals have him talking to the US gov and shit for the connections he's at least in charge of their ARK division||

But I just wanna say

I'm very glad they added them at least

||fighting human enemies was a nice change after so long||

[frosty herald]

||I had to no joke restart that section like 10+ times they shred your body armor and health||

[median steeple]

Their design is also cool just a modern version of alpha

[frosty herald]

Love their design

[median steeple]

Oh and I love the new ||BSAA designs a lot||

also like

half the plotline for them isn't mentioned

the whole BOW thing from 8

[frosty herald]

||I want to know how the fuck the BSAA has fully functioning people that are infected like the village zombies||

[frosty herald]

||Apperantly chris is currently busy on a mission supoosedly him recruiting leon is to raid the BSAA and connections||

[brave mirage]

holy black ops

spoilers in the schattt

classified

[median steeple]

|| Gideon is a nemesis-y which keeps his free thinking and all that so it's prob something like that ||

[frosty herald]

If we spoiler stuff asume resident evil 9

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/numbers-mason-cod-black-ops-gameplay-gaming-video-game-gif-17671379

[brave mirage]

I 100% re9 hit me

[frosty herald]

||Big issue gideon was a nemesis tyrant that could fully blend into society these are t virus zombies that can talk and have fully cognitive abilities||

[brave mirage]

also this is the best thing re9 added

[median steeple]

I could never get this to work I only ever got the shotgun finisher

[frosty herald]

||I want to know how the BSAA was able to make that considering only plaga type 3 can fully keep someones mind intact||

[median steeple]

||to be fair we don't know if they're T virus or not, the RE9 model is reused and the one from 8 doesn't really match it iirc||

[brave mirage]

its like the parry system but instead of space you just press the trigger , low hp enemies , or with the requiem it 1 shots anyway

[frosty herald]

I believe you need to shoot an enemy with a melee prompt

From close range

Sprint and then shoot

[median steeple]

Ohhhhh

[brave mirage]

Dont need a prompt

just treat it like the parry system

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-resident-evil-resident-evil-requiem-re9-gif-4852745821953682509

Bro thinks hes vergil

[brave mirage]

its like in the trailer , the chainsaw enemy , just before he gibs you , if you shoot with the requiem

Also did anyone else think this part was sus

[median steeple]

yeah I was so confused and a bit sussed until I saw what was really happening lol

[brave mirage]

these zombies are freaky

resident freaky

[median steeple]

I saw a video talking about how the T virus is scary as fuck outside of the whole "arugh I eat people"

since the people are still in there

[brave mirage]

this game shows it off well

[heady rapids]

just look at the valkyrie

u ever like

[frosty herald]

This is a new strain created by victor

[median steeple]

I think it's the most it's been shown since... 2?

[heady rapids]

mf couldve landed a minute ago

dumbass sefoni

[median steeple]

Barry and some other zombies in 2 and 3 have moments

[heady rapids]

wor what was it

masozi

idk

[frosty herald]

Barry is gonna be old as fuck

[median steeple]

nah even the strain in 2/3 had zombies still act like their pre infected counterparts

[frosty herald]

Hmmm

[brave mirage]

Brad

[median steeple]

It's brad yeah

got them mixed up

[heady rapids]

pbb gives u half bullets for rumbler and kickback lmao

[median steeple]

one of the earliest version of that showing up

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/barry-burton-resident-evil-1-cast-gif-15457902767864120757

[median steeple]

this offends cave johnson

[frosty herald]

Isnt that due to them being freshly infected

[brave mirage]

yeah pre much

but in re9 you see it in old zombies

[frosty herald]

Like victor's strain retains memories

[median steeple]

zombies in the RPD also follow some behaviors as well

I think victors strain is just more potent for memories

holds more of them

[frosty herald]

I hope the plaga returns

[shadow spruce]

@void bison why is my laser only showing up when i do the weird zoom thing cause google wasnt being very helpful

[frosty herald]

Considering theres no cure for it

[brave mirage]

Gloria las plagas!

[plush estuary]

the malice matryrdom psyker....

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-4-las-plagas-plagas-parasite-parasyte-gif-596702379707436137

[heady rapids]

he's minmaxing

cant get +1 free wounds on auric ..

[brave mirage]

anyone tried crimson desert yet

[shadow spruce]

nope

[heady rapids]

nah but ive heard a lot of drama

[median steeple]

I have not but I've seen a friend play it, def seems like a game made for Dragons Dogma fans

[brave mirage]

I just heard the controls were weird , ign gave it a 6 , but dragon age a 9 , so typical ign