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mystic ether
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G virus is so messed up

ivory marlin
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A tyrant is just a unarmored pmarine

sterile stone
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also a nurgle tyrant is just a plague marine with a healing factor

ivory marlin
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Yeah

void bison
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g virus makes them grow a bunch of reproductive organs and become blob sewer monsters

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and it makes sherry age like wine

ivory marlin
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Dude this really cool bug i found lets me mind control you isn’t that awesome

sterile stone
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The issue being tho

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If you go by the game’s logic

mystic ether
sterile stone
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The more you damaged something with a virus

ivory marlin
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Also i made these plants become humanoid and full of hatred for the human race

sterile stone
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The stronger it gets

void bison
sterile stone
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So fighting a plague tyrant just seems like a lose lose

ivory marlin
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Plant 42 pisses me off

mystic ether
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Why did you make this?

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The answer:

ivory marlin
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Who needs a sentient murder plant

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Why

shadow spruce
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me

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to murder people

ivory marlin
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What war is that winning you without backfiring

shadow spruce
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birds

sterile stone
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Ignore repercussions

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CIA.exe

ivory marlin
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So true

sterile stone
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A lot of the BOWs I’d imagine aren’t there to be front line troops

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Just hit the

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Random bullshit go

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Into a enemy dense area

sterile stone
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Pray to god the BOWs kill a majority of the people

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And whatever is left

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You gun down

frosty herald
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They are bioterrorism weapons

ivory marlin
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If i had 15 million id buy a blind murder zombie with a long tongue and all its muscles exposed

shadow spruce
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im gonna point out that every BOW that has released has either been accidental or for a very specific purpose

frosty herald
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For the highest bidder to do alot of damage

ivory marlin
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Nothing wrong could happen

mystic ether
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At the bottom of the iceberg is a fucking nazi who survived who is such a nazi he wants to be the center of nu fuckshit.

Get me out bro. I'm tired lol

ivory marlin
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I love project wesker

sterile stone
mystic ether
frosty herald
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Re6 does a good job of showing the effects of bow's existing and being sold

sterile stone
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The weapons usually are indiscriminate in what they kill

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So yeah

mystic ether
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Hey this fucking dork is talking so much shit about being the next stage haha was a jo--

sterile stone
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BOWs aren’t meant to really be given orders and commanded

void bison
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I think I want to kill 99.9% of people by making them explode into black tentacles

sterile stone
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Unless it’s a tyrant

ivory marlin
# mystic ether That shit so wild

Umbrella: guys what if we find a bunch of blue eyed blonds and tell them they are the superior race and train them to kill ALL of humanity

Also name them all wesker

frosty herald
mystic ether
shadow spruce
frosty herald
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In damnation a specific type of plaga could control lickers

void bison
mystic ether
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So we got a problem.

sterile stone
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I’ve never seen troops stand side by side any bow

void bison
shadow spruce
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re9 guy?

ivory marlin
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Also

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technically

shadow spruce
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i assume since the spoilers

ivory marlin
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alex wesker succeeded in her goal

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Just

sterile stone
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A standard issue soldier is not the same as a virus infected soldier

ivory marlin
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Not as much as she planned

mystic ether
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Lickers? Nope.

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Fuck wrong with yall umbrella?

frosty herald
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The bsaa fights alongside BOWs in village so they might control them

mystic ether
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Didn't even mean to do it, it's just how the t virus can go crazy.

ivory marlin
mystic ether
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Field test antics.

void bison
# shadow spruce i assume since the spoilers

||I love victor gideon's voice acting sm like his sudden rage yelling when grace runs away or his laughter that almost impulsively cuts to a snort and him storming off when getting the heli keys||

mystic ether
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If umbrella could weaponized fucking pocket lint they'd do it alright

frosty herald
shadow spruce
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havent re9d so i wont look at those cause i dont want anything spoiled

void bison
sterile stone
ivory marlin
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Yall think blue umbrella is gonna end up evil

void bison
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the director for the resident evil movie talked about already beating requiem twice

sterile stone
void bison
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I have a certain level of faith that movie will be a good horror film

sterile stone
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And that’s why Chris and Hound squad are doing their own thing

frosty herald
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Yup

sterile stone
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If anything

frosty herald
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Chris went rogue

ivory marlin
void bison
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weapons and barbarian were both pretty good by him

sterile stone
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The BSAA might flip

frosty herald
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||If they were that would be terrifying||

ivory marlin
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No its cannon

sterile stone
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So my claim is true

ivory marlin
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Yurp

sterile stone
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In order to actually stand side by side with a BOW

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you have to be infected yourself

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Which again

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Is not feasible for standard issue soldiers

void bison
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thank GOD another human in this hellhole I sure hope he's okay 1 minute after this screenshot

sterile stone
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They will still fucking die

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My question is this

ivory marlin
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We need more jill stuff

sterile stone
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If a soldier gets infected on purpose

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Will there be antivirals after the conflict

ivory marlin
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What she doing after 5

sterile stone
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Or are you just kinda fucked

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That’s it

ivory marlin
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The med injectors kinda worked as a suppressant tho

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Thank you blue umbrella

void bison
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grace be making some crazy injectors

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hmm this bucket of stagnant blood could make my bullets stronger

misty nova
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Chuck Norris gone

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Rip

ivory marlin
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Little late pal

frosty herald
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re9 dlc is going to be wild

ivory marlin
frosty herald
ivory marlin
void bison
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is that the gun in re7 that melts the evil mold lady

ivory marlin
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Its the one chris uses in the dlc to kill the son

frosty herald
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also having an automatic shotgun seems like the best weapon against zombies

sterile stone
frosty herald
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its an anti BOW gun

ivory marlin
void bison
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hemolytic dart gun would be funny

misty nova
ivory marlin
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So true mb

misty nova
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Y'all are just not on my tempo

void bison
ivory marlin
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||please please please let claire be leons wife PLEASE GOD||

frosty herald
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victor has that fent gun

ivory marlin
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Victor was using a stimm pistol bruh

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Probably had 60% mobility

void bison
ivory marlin
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Dumbass

frosty herald
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the albert-01

ivory marlin
void bison
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watch pluribus

ivory marlin
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Why did she kiss that dude before biting his nose off

frosty herald
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probably a side effect of the virus

sterile stone
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It’s the samurai edge

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With a hexagon suppressor

ivory marlin
sterile stone
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Wooooow

frosty herald
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yup its a replica of wesker's gun

ivory marlin
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It was just that girl

hollow bison
ivory marlin
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Oh

zinc crest
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That's amazing

shadow spruce
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clown bong?

zinc crest
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How muxh

frosty herald
shadow spruce
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bong clown?

hollow bison
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Saxophone I think but I thought bong at first

frosty herald
void bison
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I wish re9 had more weapons to unlock

ivory marlin
frosty herald
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also the mold is effectively eliminated because of RAMRODS

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The bullet releases a toxin on impact that not only rapidly destroys fungal cell membranes but also prevents regeneration of lost tissue.

ivory marlin
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||the re9 zombies were able to remain somewhat coherent about past needs and shit||

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SO WHY DID SHE KISS HIM

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Was she like a hooker?

frosty herald
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unc'

sterile stone
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Bro thinking a lil too hard

ivory marlin
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Broke my immersion

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Unneeded

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Unneeded zombies kissing people

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Fucking dumb game

void bison
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maybe she saw leon and became so carnal she was infected faster

ivory marlin
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So true

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Nvm

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Yog made it make sense

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Everyone say thank you yog

frosty herald
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inb4 the T virus turns you into a sexual savant before turning

void bison
frosty herald
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that would be some wild ass lore capcom would do ngl

ivory marlin
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Yeah

void bison
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u fuck real good for like 5 minutes before you become mr x

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then you're like a ken doll

mystic ether
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Yk it's whatever

void bison
frosty herald
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||also victor's ugly ass appearance actualy fits since the nemesis parasites tries to eat the infected T virus cells with the T cells regenerating your body so you become scarred overtime||

void bison
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but that'd probably get boring

mystic ether
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Been updating myself slowly on sf6 lately. Alex's story is some shit now lmao.

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Very cool Capcom, thanks.

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Dude is unironically with his 2nd cousin that was basically raised like a sister with him.

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😭 lmao tf

void bison
sterile stone
ivory marlin
ivory marlin
sterile stone
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Brother had 5 business days to react

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And let someone die horribly

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Mans really said

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“Not my problem”

shadow spruce
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nice job spoiling that argus

mystic ether
void bison
void bison
mystic ether
sterile stone
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Like

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Heavy ass footsteps

ivory marlin
shadow spruce
shadow spruce
mystic ether
void bison
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its got denuvo or some other drm

shadow spruce
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denuvo got cracked recently

mystic ether
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Tunnel vision

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Uh

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Vitamin B deficiency

void bison
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each version of denuvo is supposed to be unique to the game

mystic ether
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Don't ask me what B does. Shut up.

frosty herald
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||leon does not give a fuck about umbrella personnel ||

sterile stone
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But nah I get that

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People auto piloting at work

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And just zoning everything out

mystic ether
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Ain't no way they get accustomed to zombie stench

sterile stone
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See this brings up a question aswell

void bison
sterile stone
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Like

void bison
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it's something they've never done before

shadow spruce
void bison
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if you wait for a crack then good luck

shadow spruce
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im very good at algo manipulation

mystic ether
ivory marlin
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The residents are evil

sterile stone
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I’m sure it takes a second before your body decays and the smell hits you

ivory marlin
mystic ether
frosty herald
sterile stone
mystic ether
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At least a week and some extras.

void bison
sterile stone
frosty herald
sterile stone
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Trueee

sterile stone
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Revelations 1 and 2 had a fun multiplayer

frosty herald
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we might see raid mode in re9

mystic ether
sterile stone
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Code Veronica aswell

frosty herald
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the revelations game director is the one for requiem

void bison
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re0-9 and revelations 1/2 and code veronica and operation raccoon city

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is that every game

ivory marlin
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Release all the dlc and 10 and its dlc now please

frosty herald
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uhh

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damnation death island

ivory marlin
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I need re content please

sterile stone
frosty herald
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and some other movies

sterile stone
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Ultimate devil’s advocate here

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Hospital

mystic ether
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Go nuts. Already fried.

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Lmao

frosty herald
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imagine how much it sucks to live in resident evil

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you can just randomly get cought into a zombie attack

sterile stone
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I can’t imagine some nursing staff are kinda use to the smell of waste

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In some degree

mystic ether
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Yes, but there's some strong limits here

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Hospitals aren't just handling bodies that are that decayed yk? No point.

sterile stone
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Fair

mystic ether
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Morgues, sure

heady rapids
void bison
mystic ether
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You got bodies rotting in your hospital? Hey uhm, yall might not have a hospital to clock back in to lmao

sterile stone
# void bison

You know what I specifically love about this scene

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Is how you see this fight before the game even comes out

sterile stone
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Cause it was like a teaser or some shit

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Of the combat system

void bison
frosty herald
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your right hand comes off?

ivory marlin
sterile stone
ivory marlin
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No thanks, bro

mystic ether
void bison
mystic ether
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Don't get distracted 🤣

ivory marlin
shadow spruce
sterile stone
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I can’t equate the virus to anything tangible outside of like

void bison
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they did actually use ebola for the virus testing didn't they

sterile stone
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Rabies at best?

void bison
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I forget if it was t virus

mystic ether
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Yes, ebola stinks. But it's not about to make ya mans a fucking walking corpse post 72 hours if it kills him

void bison
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to reduce the mortality rate

mystic ether
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Aw shit I'm laughing the right amount

sterile basalt
ivory marlin
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Closest thing to zombies we have is cortacepts making zombie ants

heady rapids
ivory marlin
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Mimimimimi

mystic ether
# sterile stone Rabies at best?

Hell even rabies isn't going as hard as t-virus. Ironically, t-virus can get cured or could at least. If you hit with rabies you're pretty much done. Rip.

sterile basalt
mystic ether
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I haven't educated myself on any developments but rabies is still a death sentence infection iirc.

solar gorge
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p much

mystic ether
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Like you get tapped? You're dead. Nothing to do but stop the spreading of it.

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You got whatever time left.

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Riperino

solar gorge
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i think they can cure it in the early stages

carmine lance
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Rabies is a 100% death sentence, unless you get injections but its a short time span iirc

solar gorge
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but later on it's just u die

void bison
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before any symptoms

carmine lance
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Yeah

shadow spruce
void bison
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people have survived with drain bamage

mystic ether
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You'd have to know you got hit with it I presume.

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And yesh

void bison
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having to relearn how to walk and shit

mystic ether
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Rabies is vicious

shadow spruce
void bison
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how to boogie on the dance floor

carmine lance
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Yeah it’s real rough

mystic ether
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That shit breaks bodies down.

solar gorge
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the only way to know is when you get bitten by an animal that's clearly losing it

mystic ether
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Mm.

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I should actually update myself on any of that because the seasons are shifting and um

solar gorge
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so usually no matter why or how, if u get bitten by an animal

mystic ether
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Yeah...can't be too careful out here.

solar gorge
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just go see someone about it

void bison
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I was bit by a dog once and waited a few days to see if it was final destination time

mystic ether
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If it ain't a car accident, it's a fucking twig on the road that matters or a deer that slams through a windshield or blah blah blah. Fuckin...

void bison
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but it was a normal dog that escaped the confines of it's yard so I remained

ivory marlin
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Chat what virus you taking from re if you had to

mystic ether
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None. Leave me out of it.

ivory marlin
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Im taking the wesker one

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I either die get crippled or get super speed

mystic ether
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I like being pretty and not full of a virus.

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Gotta say

ivory marlin
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Mortality rate of what was it 13/15

ivory marlin
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Thats sick as hell

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And killed most of them

void bison
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probably still exists in RE

mystic ether
void bison
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I was gonna say i'd be victor gideon but I forgot being a tyrant is very rare genetically

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idr if they solved that

frosty herald
ivory marlin
void bison
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I will become ethan mold

mystic ether
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I don't want to be a walking bug silo lol

ivory marlin
void bison
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the first one kills you basically

mystic ether
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I like going out and I like hoein when I'm in the mood for it.

void bison
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doesn't it

ivory marlin
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Yeah

sterile stone
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Did you see that HPV finally got a cure?

mystic ether
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Being hit with any of that shit basically cuts me off from people I like chilling with.

ivory marlin
void bison
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||the 2nd one apparently doesn't so it either ate up victor and he stayed victor or it's just there alongside his brain or something||

sterile stone
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It’s funny seeing memes online about the US backing out the WHO or some shit

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And suddenly

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WOW guys

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Several forms of cancer have treatments now

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Possibly cures

mystic ether
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:^)))))

ivory marlin
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Behold, the perfect life form, tyrant

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Chris?

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Stawp it :(

ivory marlin
sterile stone
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Now look at re7 Chris

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They are not the same people

frosty herald
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How im gonna be in resident evil

ivory marlin
mystic ether
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Unsure about cures exactly but yeah. WHO has some serious issues that people ought to never take for granted nor not connect to other massive global health orgs but uhhh yeah.

Us got literal plaguespreaders in office. Department of health might as well be hovel of pestilence and I'm only being mildly hyperbolic.

sterile stone
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Where the fuck was Chris even taking Ethan

void bison
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gay baby jail

shadow spruce
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remote safehouse probably

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put fuckin 2 and 2 together man

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it cant be that hard

mystic ether
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Hooters. It's the only restaurant for miles.

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:^)

sterile stone
mystic ether
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(Hooters is ass just go to an actual club if you want to waste money on less than mid bar food and staring at women lel)

sterile stone
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@ivory marlin be honest with yourself

ivory marlin
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Wsg

frosty herald
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chris couldve spent like 5 seconds explaining that mia was actualy a BOW

sterile stone
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Do you think Hound squad woulda killed the 3 lords

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If Ethan never got involved

ivory marlin
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Uhhhhhh

shadow spruce
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no

sterile stone
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Let’s say everything went to plan right

shadow spruce
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unless they had HUNK

mystic ether
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I need to actually 100% these re titles.

ivory marlin
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Yeah

sterile stone
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Ethan’s convoy never got ambushed

ivory marlin
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They had the space laser

frosty herald
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hound squad wouldve easily killed moreau

sterile stone
carmine falcon
sterile stone
void bison
frosty herald
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heisenberg dimitrescu and donna wouldve been a tough challenge

carmine falcon
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the youngest man alive

sterile stone
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Ethan killed bro walking backwards and doing a light jog

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With a pistol

shadow spruce
frosty herald
shadow spruce
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so if theyve got good enough filters in their masks they wouldnt be affected

sterile stone
void bison
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spores get through masks pretty easily don't they

sterile stone
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Heisenberg survives

mystic ether
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I've only beaten uh...re2r. Re3r, not done with re4 2005, not done with re4r, played but never beat OB1/2 and forgot so much about it, never played the original 1-3 ports, 0 is collecting dust, revelations untouched, fuck 5 I'm not playing that lol (played it like once forever ago, never beat it), never touched the other games.

void bison
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they'd need full body ppe or whatever

frosty herald
heady rapids
frosty herald
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he couldve sent a bolt straight through ethan' head in the tank fight

sterile stone
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I mean

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What is that really gonna do tho

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Ethan has endured worse

frosty herald
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oh yeah hes mold forgot

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he doesnt even die when his heart is crushed

sterile stone
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Unless he strapped dude to a gurney and tossed him into a incinerator

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I can’t imagine much would do him in

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Wait wait

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Can Ethan starve to death?

void bison
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definitely not when he's in the baker household

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shit looked so scrumptious 🤤

ivory marlin
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That shit kills you in 3 bites

void bison
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ethan could take 2 bites, heal, and keep eating

mystic ether
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Actually is the damn near the whole franchise on steam?

void bison
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it's probably just spicy and he's white

exotic plaza
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re8 kinda ass after re7 ngl

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I genuinely think there a shit tons of stuff got cut in 8

ivory marlin
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Probably

exotic plaza
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maybe ill do vos

void bison
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I lost a lot of interest in it after 4 came out with a remake

exotic plaza
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I got infinite gl and wolfsband unlocked

void bison
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never played the original but now it feels like re8 was just so they had the assets to make re4r

exotic plaza
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re8 genuinely feel like its re4 lite but like it doesn't feel anywhere near as good to play

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lycan are probably my favorite common enemy in all the game though

ivory marlin
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Whens the 0 remaster

frosty herald
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Remake

void bison
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I like whatever's the wormiest when you kill it

frosty herald
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Possible remakes are re0 re1 code veronica re5

ivory marlin
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Give me my hot tattooed convict in 1080p 4k ultra

frosty herald
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All of them feature wesker

ivory marlin
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On a train!

frosty herald
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Inb4 revelations remake

heady rapids
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re5 is the best game in the series it's a shame that 6 was so dog

void bison
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my only exposure to chris is mostly from re8

frosty herald
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Re6 being action fits the story more

void bison
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which is unfortunate

sterile stone
heady rapids
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it's a shitty game overall

frosty herald
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Since theres widespread bioterrorism and civil wars with BOWs

heady rapids
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it's not about the genre the game itself is shit

exotic plaza
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I mean it doesn't excuse it for being a bad game

sterile stone
exotic plaza
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the yakuza 5 of the resident evil franchise but like yakuza 5 is actually good

heady rapids
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@ivory marlin back to hunbting reshi then ill probs do zekrom and the other dude

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kyurem

ivory marlin
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Ough

rough token
stuck thicket
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7 minutes is all i have to spare to kill myself

ivory marlin
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So true

heady rapids
# ivory marlin Ough

i wanted to do golems but id have to finish hoenn league to unlock sinnoh structures so i wouldnt be able to get regigigas just now

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buh muh

shadow spruce
ivory marlin
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Slow start

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To the regis

heady rapids
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yeah.......

ivory marlin
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Im so funny

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Thats such a good joke

shadow spruce
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new reaction gif found

void bison
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tiredness is here

signal spoke
ivory marlin
long oasis
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as u should

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@heady rapids u are the singular cause of all human suffering

heady rapids
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real

stuck thicket
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is it possible to clear hordes with thammer at all

plush estuary
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yes

stuck thicket
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how

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what is the method

plush estuary
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heavy

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heavy

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heavy

stuck thicket
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noted

plush estuary
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heavy

stuck thicket
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no pa no light just a bunch of heavies

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noted

plush estuary
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depends on mark

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cruis is what I use

stuck thicket
ivory marlin
stuck thicket
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isnt ironhelm just

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shit

plush estuary
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lacks the single target special attack

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*fast

heady rapids
ivory marlin
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Gay ass balls

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Use premier and cherish

heady rapids
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keep yourself safe man

ivory marlin
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I hope you die but I appreciate it

shadow spruce
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would you belive me if i told you theres an npc in that image

ivory marlin
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Off principle I don’t believe anything you say

plush estuary
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@lunar fable

shadow spruce
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okay so interesting bug, my laser is on

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but only shows up when im in the free zoom thing

void bison
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you somehow destroy games do you run them on TempleOS

violet hornet
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Otherwise heavy loop does work well

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If you're hitting only two with a heavy you might be better off with light spam on a martyrdom build tho, any more and the heavy is preferable

void bison
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hello jawaofjustice six Juice Jawa

violet hornet
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What up yog.exe fluoride john

void bison
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what is this a crossveover epoisde

ivory marlin
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Waoh

void bison
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worth staying up 24 hrs

heady rapids
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@ivory marlin

ivory marlin
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Not shiny

heady rapids
void bison
# heady rapids

can you make the minecraft pokemon workers like in palwrold

heady rapids
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it's not as good as palworld but it's good enough

void bison
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I should play more palworld

heady rapids
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u can also farm loot drops from them with it

void bison
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I'm kinda interested in windrose

heady rapids
void bison
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I think that game also had a worker system where you can hire a pirate crew and stuff

void bison
heady rapids
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this year

heady rapids
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moth thing

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powering the furnace

void bison
wheat matrix
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vulcarona?

heady rapids
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no thats

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uh

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iron moth

void bison
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this probably isn't even when i actually played it last i think i just booted it up

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I think the frog released around the time I started

heady rapids
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and this is the gold farm

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and these meowths have a passive that just makes them drop random shit

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somewhere there's a grass type (idk who) harvesting the crops

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fairies harvest berries

ivory marlin
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You should add create

heady rapids
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nah

ivory marlin
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Slur

frosty herald
ivory marlin
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Damn

opaque island
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disbelief

plush estuary
kindred python
void bison
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dang invisible using the song that flynn walt jr was in as an actor

glossy nimbus
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Is it possible to beat havoc 40 w 4 smykers

glossy nimbus
frosty herald
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

solar gorge
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chill

sterile stone
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I’m getting paid for 28 hours

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I worked 46

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And the next check ain’t rolling in til the 3rd

frosty herald
sterile stone
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Can’t be bothered enough to fight it atm

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Got bills and shit that gotta be prioritized

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Might take Ann up on moving to Denmark

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This shit ain’t the move

gray ice
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Brother are you a nepo baby

sterile stone
frosty herald
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Your being robbed argus

gray ice
frosty herald
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Go to an union or file a complaint at a labor thingy

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You couldnt pull this shit in europe

sterile stone
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I’m trying to see what I can do now

gray ice
sterile stone
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Today was dead ass suppose to be my payday

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But gueeeess what

gray ice
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I aint got one either cuz of my transition off workman comp

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I got a whole 4 days pay they coulda just shot me instead

sterile stone
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There’s some shit with mine regarding like

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My ID

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Like I just got the shit done yesterday after telling them for weeks on end

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I was doing this

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Then I try to put it in their system

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And it doesn’t accept it

frosty herald
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Chief you really shouldve gotten that id taken care of

sterile stone
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I literally couldn’t

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Care taking isn’t like

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A regular job

frosty herald
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Its got background checks and such right

sterile stone
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I’m beholden to a work schedule and I don’t get TO

ivory marlin
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Who trusts you to care for smth?

sterile stone
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That’s why I was so bogged down with work the last two months

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And like I told Vin

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You can’t just walk into the DMV in Texas

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You gotta schedule an appointment months in advance

frosty herald
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The dmv is a gateway to hell to miscreants filled with hatred

sterile stone
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Yeah so make no mistake

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This isn’t like some spur of the moment shit

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I planned this ID out months ago

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I almost didn’t even get it

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Cause thy were like

gray ice
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Become a resident of madagascar

sterile stone
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Oh

frosty herald
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Why the fuck is the dmv even so obtuse?

gray ice
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I hear the bureaucracy is lax there

sterile stone
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All of your documents say who you are

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Except this one last document

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It has your name

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Address

frosty herald
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In normal civilized countries you can get your ID renewed within 2 weeks

sterile stone
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And all other info

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It’s just missing your suffix title

frosty herald
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EXCEPT

sterile stone
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That’s it

solar gorge
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i got my id renewed in like 4 days

frosty herald
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Junior.

sterile stone
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I dead ass nearly never got my ID

solar gorge
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last year

sterile stone
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Because one piece of paper

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Out of like dozens

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Didn’t have my suffix

frosty herald
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Im surprised the dmv doesnt get attacked often

sterile stone
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They’ve reduced traffic heavily here

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It’s not a crowded space like it was pre Covid

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It’s damn near empty most of the time

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Like I said

gray ice
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I go renew my license the day it expires

sterile stone
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You don’t have an appointment

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They will boot you out

frosty herald
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I renew my liscence a week before it expires

frosty herald
sterile stone
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lol no

frosty herald
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What.

sterile stone
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They tell you to go read the shit online

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And if you did

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Handed a clipboard

frosty herald
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Fucjing useless

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My town hall literally has a help desk

gray ice
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I always knew Texas sucked good to have confirmation

sterile stone
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And told til you need to wait til your number is called

sterile stone
gray ice
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What in the medieval village

sterile stone
#

ANYONE working in a government position

frosty herald
sterile stone
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They are not helpful

frosty herald
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The goverment building for a munincipality

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Actualy helpful staff here

gray ice
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I know no one uses them here

sterile stone
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Best they do here is give you an attitude

gray ice
#

We know our politicians and such are jokes lmao

sterile stone
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And dare you to be a smartass

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Like on god

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Go to any government building and ask the employees to help you with something

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You’re gonna get a eye roll an attitude

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And if you give them one back

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You’re gonna get escorted out

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And there goes time of your life you’re not getting back

frosty herald
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Are they genuinely filled with hatred?

sterile stone
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Fuck knows

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I’ve never seen anyone working in gov smile

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They all look like they hate existence

void bison
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the higher ups at least

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it's gotta be made out of gold or platinum though

acoustic dune
lunar fable
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@hushed knoll is this real

hushed knoll
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No

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Cats can’t play the violin

placid fiber
hearty nebula
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Jsyk chat

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Im making soup

hearty nebula
frosty herald
#

resident evil 7 food

tranquil bone
hearty nebula
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the kind with noodles

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and chicken

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and veggie

placid fiber
delicate shadow
median steeple
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RE9 spoilers ||I PUT THAT FUCKER BACK IN THE GROUND RAAAAAAAAAAAH||

void bison
#

||which fucker||

full nebula
median steeple
stuck thicket
sterile stone
#

@gray ice @delicate shadow I forgot to mention

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I had my old id on me

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Shoulda heard the reaction of my roommate who went with me when they saw my old and new ID

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“How the fuck did you get whiter in a decade”

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I ain’t ever been so hurt in my life

stuck thicket
#

lexosis

narrow mauve
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account based in deadside

frosty herald
stuck thicket
narrow mauve
acoustic dune
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What

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Tf

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Iz this spawn

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On the illuminate front

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@void bison WHY IS THERE NO DOWN TIME

void bison
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what's the number next to your difficulty level

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is the mission type that exospire

acoustic dune
void bison
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it's like nursery nuke missions

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need shields and crowd control to keep the data jack alive

acoustic dune
acoustic dune
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It just work

void bison
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shield gen relay, gas or stun

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helps with the spawns

acoustic dune
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I see what you mean

void bison
#

I think flamethrowers are supposed to be good for the exo enemies

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if they still work for going through shields

acoustic dune
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Like the number of it getting close to you

void bison
acoustic dune
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this not being in the game before

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piss me off

heady rapids
#

@sullen forge

delicate shadow
ivory marlin
#

I fucking love how loud concrete purs

misty nova
#

Of course flamethrowers scaring enemies wouldn't be in there before

zinc talon
#

I routinely say then shout this over comms when it's down to the last player tryna get out

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the hilarious bit is, it works, they smarten up and play better

acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

none of them are happy about this

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I'll take the panda bear in the first pic thanks

tranquil bone
acoustic dune
median steeple
#

@frosty herald I hit that part of RE9, goat down 💔

tranquil bone
#

All the flamers are super duper strong now

median steeple
#

wait was it you I was talking about RE9 with I frogot

frosty herald
#

Ive played the game

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Just give me context

zinc talon
#

goat

median steeple
#

the sample... I need the sample

signal spoke
frosty herald
#

looks like really bad ai too

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something youd see 2 years ago

acoustic dune
#

@zinc talon

gritty mountain
#

does the agitator actually take part in the preachings of the imperial creed

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or do they simply use it as an excuse to kill people

signal spoke
gritty mountain
#

in their personality selection, rather than preaching about zealotry and the emperor and whatnot... they instead ramble on about how they were wrongfully jailed when they burnt down/shot up a hab block full of innocent people

frosty herald
tranquil bone
gritty mountain
#

i think thats honestly fire

stuck thicket
#

fat and jobless

ivory marlin
#

Chat i feel like sometimes no one gets my humor

tranquil bone
#

Seriously though I think they are all true believers but also just bloodthirsty on their own

gritty mountain
#

i dont think the agitator is honestly

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i think they're just that, an "agitator"

sterile stone
gritty mountain
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which is fire and cool i think

sterile stone
#

Fake it til you make it

gritty mountain
#

thats a very good personality concept

narrow mauve
sterile stone
#

You should hear when they talk to some arbites

gritty mountain
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compared to the other two zealots (who also use the imperial creed as excuses to kill people... but at least they actually follow and believe in it)

sterile stone
#

You can tell they’re full of shit

gritty mountain
deft badge
vivid pike
deft badge
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They're such a bastard person

sterile stone
ivory marlin
#

Smh

sterile stone
#

But one of their conversations is basically going

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“Hey do you ever think what we’re doing is bad”

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Arbites says no

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And they agree

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Asks where they got their education from

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Zealot basically goes

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Oh I’d tell you but you’ve never heard of the place

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Dude is lying out his fucking teeth

gritty mountain
#

oh my god bruh

ivory marlin
#

There is one where a male arbitor and the female psyker with the beloved talk about owning eachother

sterile stone
frosty herald
#

The study of righteous indignation

misty nova
#

Indeedeth

ivory marlin
hexed igloo
#

High school bully who still makes a nerd do his homework bc he thinks AI is unethical

gritty mountain
#

the agitator is not an indignant person at all

hexed igloo
#

The agitator isn't a person at all

signal spoke
narrow mauve
narrow mauve
#

Stupid non-plant. You're not getting drugs.

signal spoke
#

Jesus son

gritty mountain
signal spoke
#

My beloved said that felinids are particularly beautiful uwugryn

full nebula
#

One of the best dialogues is ogryn asking arbitrator "Oi, can 'av your mut if you croak?"

devout vault
#

And this is why you can't trust psykers

signal spoke
#

With male autho arbitrator

full nebula
#

I think the one I'm reference is bully

gritty mountain
#

what should i name my fem judge zealot

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im thinking Magdelena

full nebula
#

Zealot McZealotpants

gritty mountain
#

shut up

sterile stone
ivory marlin
sterile stone
#

Dude hasn’t become jaded from the job yet

gritty mountain
#

thats why he's the authoritarian

sterile stone
#

More than likely

gritty mountain
#

cus he's a paper pushing nerd

sterile stone
#

Fatalist is the best outta the 3

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Hands down

gritty mountain
#

yeah i like fem fatalist shes cool

sterile stone
#

Isn’t fem fatalist the VA for lae’zel

tranquil bone
#

Lawzel

heady rapids
#

@ivory marlin grahhhhhhh

ivory marlin
#

Woah

heady rapids
#

chud 2 i didnt wnat him

#

we got whatshisname

gritty mountain
#

thats why she's so mean

heady rapids
#

raging bolt like on the first day

#

i will admit that this thing looks a lot cooler than suicune

hexed igloo
#

Hive scum is fun but why would I use anything over the shivs

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Like they're just

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Good

sterile stone
hexed igloo
#

Bonesaw slow as hell and the crowbar is like fine I guess

#

But the shivs have crazy cleave like what the fuck?

#

I can cut up a mixed horde in seconds

full nebula
#

Alright buddy lets not kill everyone in discord by revealing the face of god

narrow mauve
ivory marlin
#

Yakub

plush estuary
full nebula
#

yes god

misty nova
#

Das dat technique

sterile stone
# plush estuary

Bro came across the Vietnamese jungle trap that’s been dormant since the war

tranquil bone
#

Closer to found a dud shell and smacked it with a hammer

full nebula
#

Do you think theres a Vietnamese guy somewhere still in a foxhole fighting the war

narrow mauve
hexed igloo
full nebula
#

yep

plush estuary
full nebula
#

happened a couple times

misty nova
#

Rogue Core just around the corner

hexed igloo
misty nova
#

I'll be a different person once it drops

ivory marlin
hexed igloo
#

Okay man

#

The chem toxin it applies lowk useless 99% of the time lmao

sterile stone
#

However

#

There’s still a bunch of tunnels and traps everywhere

#

So I guess just be careful if you go off the beaten path in Vietnam

full nebula
#

Yep, that doesn't surprise me. Just like the probably millions of landmines that got put down everywhere in a lot of those asian countries

hexed igloo
#

step off path
fuckiing explode

full nebula
#

Yep

narrow mauve
#

bosnia

full nebula
#

Cambodia

sterile stone
narrow mauve
#

the entire sudetenland

full nebula
#

Come on bomb finding rats, need your cute squeaks to explode

sterile stone
#

There’s something my old geography teacher told me the Vietcong got prostitutes to do with razor blades

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But this ain’t the place to be telling that story

sterile stone
#

Funny story he told tho about going to a bar with a stack of coins tho

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And the stripper on the counter

hushed knoll
visual stream
heady rapids
#

@ivory marlin they are trolling me

ivory marlin
#

She thunder on my er till i us

heady rapids
#

can you lock the fuck in

ivory marlin
#

👎

sterile stone
#

Watch the complete cinematic story of Chris Redfield and the elite Hound Wolf Squad across Resident Evil Village and Resident Evil 9 Requiem in this full game movie.
This video features all major cutscenes and story moments involving Chris Redfield and his tactical strike team as they fight against deadly bio-weapons and uncover the truth behind...

▶ Play video
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Showed up in my recommendation

solar gorge
frosty herald
sterile stone
#

Fuck if I know

calm salmon
frosty herald
#

no

calm salmon
#

it's like the chud version of a rap album cover art from a group

frosty herald
#

they dont ever show up in a location like that

visual stream
#

Most of them tell you exactly how it works well enough though

calm salmon
#

Still a game name I will never say in public

solar gorge
#

ibeen listening to the ost

calm salmon
#

Just asking for trouble on that one

solar gorge
#

it's awesome

visual stream
#

All of my nights, I'm chasin rats

#

CHASIN THE RATS

#

All of my days, I'm takin naps

#

OO THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT

frosty herald
#

also hound wolf must have an extremely good track record if theyve gotten no confirmed deaths so far

solar gorge
#

IM THE KING OF CATS

visual stream
#

Have you heard the Caves boss fight theme yet

#

It's my favorite, even if that one was more catchy

sterile stone
#

Honestly I’m surprised the dude in the Moreau area didn’t eat shit and die since he was like

#

At the edge of the docks

#

Also barring the fact one of them nearly kills Ethan

solar gorge
visual stream
#

I love how there are so many unexpectedly varying combos

#

Hold on

zinc talon
void bison
#

I kind of want to rewatch one punch man season 1

solar gorge
#

porbably in my top 3

void bison
#

I tire of seeing invincible get his ass kicked I want to see someone wreck house