zealot-class

[ivory marlin]

The brand is nice but I don’t think ill be buying pants from them

The shirts are fucking swag tho

This is my lightning shirt

[shadow spruce]

dude just go to goodwill

[devout vault]

Are they also made of corduroy?

[ivory marlin]

No

[ivory marlin]

No?

[shadow spruce]

yes

[ivory marlin]

I have self respect

[shadow spruce]

no you dont

[ivory marlin]

If i didn’t id shop at goodwill

[shadow spruce]

you dont

go to goodwill

[median steeple]

I play yeagh

just ping me if you want to play !!!

[sterile basalt]

isn't martyrdom like, the same concept

https://klipy.com/gifs/hanabi-hsr

[ivory marlin]

No cuz youll be on 1 wound

[devout vault]

You were considering spending 115 bucks on corduroy pants with gold trim. You most certainly do not. Go to goodwill

[median steeple]

I go focus target for the fantasy

WS is just gross to me

[ivory marlin]

Wasn’t considered

Just thinking

[devout vault]

Thats the same thing

[sterile basalt]

but it still just is "unga bunga moar dmg"

[ivory marlin]

I might get some key caps from them for my birthday

[visual stream]

Yeah but at least you do something to activate it that costs anything at all

I don't deny that Marty is similarly boring and unga though

[ivory marlin]

Exactly

[visual stream]

But it at least has gameplay tied to it

[shadow spruce]

jelly please dont spend 116 dollars on pants

[visual stream]

Vets and their flat damage buffs...

[shadow spruce]

just go spend like 30 bucks at goodwill on like 10 pairs of pants

[ivory marlin]

Oh my god im not going to

Fucking broken record atp

They look nice but are too expensive

[shadow spruce]

we know but we're gonna club u over the head cause we got nothing else to do

[ivory marlin]

Fucking pick a new target

Im not in the mood right now

[shadow spruce]

fair

[spare talon]

who the FREAK is this guy

[shadow spruce]

not you i assume?

[spare talon]

it is

[shadow spruce]

oh neat

[spare talon]

2nd time ive been directly featured in some form of promotional material

last time was my video being linked in the launcher for the inferno event

[shadow spruce]

they should just hire you as a plant

maybe theyll give u a cool ingame reward or something

who am i kidding they dont care

[pure tree]

Ur famous

[plush estuary]

That's me actually

Idk how'd you get my real name

[shadow spruce]

Gatto

[pure tree]

That not your name

[plush estuary]

Yes

Okay mr "greggle"

I know your name too

[pure tree]

You real legal name for everyone who wants to know is Ainzfrom Darktide he is at the address 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

[plush estuary]

Can you delete that

That's rude

I live in Texas

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSuqX4KhC/

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[pure tree]

No!

[plush estuary]

I could never live in Pennsylvania

[plush estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/991876485596074066/1295571719909675048/caption.gif

@heady rapids

Try me

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/627034802574589958/1415701510935023838/yshastikyxodit.gif

[misty nova]

Ok just finished the recent Outlast Trials mission

[plush estuary]

I don't understand

[misty nova]

Can't believe the objective is all about

[shadow spruce]

its not that bad of a place actually

[plush estuary]

See, this skill sucks

[misty nova]

Checking the Prime Asset's prime assets

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-gif-6639449054247309135

[ivory marlin]

The cool hot russian lady or the kress twins color factory

I haven’t played in a bit

[misty nova]

Hot lady

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSuqXKEwE/

[misty nova]

And tbh

She's like

[heady rapids]

SHE HAS 0 VOICELINES IN RUSSIAN

[misty nova]

Lukewarm hot

[heady rapids]

BUT SHE SPEAKS FRENCH

COOL!

[misty nova]

And her whole voice SFX makes it so she's speaking in tongues

Lmao

Peak cinema

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-gossip-girl-gossiping-gossip-fluffy-cat-gif-16574850200818093144

[ivory marlin]

I like when she praises me for fighting back

Makes me feel good about my skills in game

[shadow spruce]

bottom

[misty nova]

Honestly pretty good concept

The whole map is littered with mannequins that look like her

She acts like one

She jumps you

The objective is about getting closer to the mannequin

https://tenor.com/view/tight-tuco-breaking-bad-gif-7215689

[shadow spruce]

u can check with the blacklight btw

[misty nova]

Yes

Literally checking her prime assets

The markings are on her back, thighs, hips and butt

Oh also midriff

Red Barrel 🍳 fr fr

[ivory marlin]

And tits i think

Idk haven’t done it in a bit

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/Delriach/status/2034672266814853549?s=20

Isaac Torres 🇵🇷 (@Delriach)

My cat is a fan of the new Death Stranding 2 update

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[austere grail]

Quiet….🤫

Delete

[solar gorge]

STEAM SPRING SALES RAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[safe kernel]

Hows the weather

[solar gorge]

4 everyone who played RE cuz of requiem RE3 is at like 3 euros

[shadow spruce]

3s kinda meh

[shadow spruce]

crea ture

[shadow spruce]

why did ferret lady get banned again

[acoustic dune]

They were jealous of zealous chat ferret daily post

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-of-course-ohhhh-oh-that-makes-sense-gif-11896286840118452668

[frosty herald]

click on the face of the dragon

lil secret

[shadow spruce]

what

[plush estuary]

Real!

Sent it to Russian friend that half knows English

He thumb reacted me....

I think outside of Americans, Russian is my 2nd largest friend group

[frosty herald]

someone should get me ninja gaiden 4

[plush estuary]

Close to Canadians

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hmmmmmmm-4

[shadow spruce]

no

[glossy nimbus]

I know some of these words

[plush estuary]

We gotta hop on cs again with kat

She was funny

[glossy nimbus]

I was more funny...

[plush estuary]

Yeah you were

Nice bomb run

Just ran at them

[glossy nimbus]

The game is fun tho I need to learn the spray pattern more

[glossy nimbus]

Real strat

Always works

[plush estuary]

Hey, I got 3 from that

[heady rapids]

@misty nova

[shadow spruce]

crazy

[plush estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373818393899303123/1484259674038468730/From_Main_Klickpin_CF-_Bro_dont_forget_it_ok__-_3brFjSaLl.mp4?ex=69bd940a&is=69bc428a&hm=f7715a1551e923c0436d2a1a9b033146f69f33631bce17006ecbc943d6f145d4&

[shadow spruce]

i think if i tried to wash any of my cats theyd just kill me

[frosty herald]

how is the cat so chill

[plush estuary]

That's a chicken

[sterile stone]

Austin

Literally all the Cali podcasters, comedians, and CEOs are in Austin

[shadow spruce]

alamo

[sterile stone]

Shit was bad around Covid when they started putting up billboards

And palm trees in places

[frosty herald]

@heady rapids wanna do challenge arkveld?

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-perfect-it-was-perfect-gif-13138526129365655091

[visual stream]

Death by thousand cuts

Pretty sure

[misty nova]

Bandit got banned for being abrasive

(repeatedly)

(warned by the mods)

(2026)

(not click bait)

(gone wrong)

[obsidian prairie]

2025

[visual stream]

Mfw I get banned for randomly being aggressive towards people I slightly disagree with all the time

They were amicable other than that

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-metal-gear-rising-thinking-useless-argument-gif-25611543

[obsidian prairie]

Soggy

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wet-shower-bath-water-pouring-gif-17140437

the sog

[obsidian prairie]

She got shoved in the bath

Stinky

I am not strong enough to keep the other one in the tub

Like seriously

Mf pulled himself out with his front legs

[plush estuary]

Sogged car

Don't forget to clean your chicken

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373818393899303123/1484259674038468730/From_Main_Klickpin_CF-_Bro_dont_forget_it_ok__-_3brFjSaLl.mp4?ex=69bd940a&is=69bc428a&hm=f7715a1551e923c0436d2a1a9b033146f69f33631bce17006ecbc943d6f145d4&

[shadow spruce]

da sogg

[solar gorge]

this is messed up

can you delete this

[plush estuary]

No

[shadow spruce]

ur messed up

[sterile stone]

I think it gets bad when like

Two people with this personality butt heads

You get a regular who’s like this

[glossy nimbus]

@plush estuary tell me when csgo is real

[sterile stone]

Then some random who’s only existed for a few days

[plush estuary]

Probably not for a bit, friend wants to try DRG today

So gotta teach him

[glossy nimbus]

oo when?

[plush estuary]

Plus busy driving this afternoon

Uhhh

Within 3 hours?

[shadow spruce]

forgot drg is real

[glossy nimbus]

ok i wanna play too, Need to get into it

[plush estuary]

@austere grail you got a timeframe or are you a whenever type of guy?

Who knows if this goober is a wagie.....

[glossy nimbus]

Society..

[shadow spruce]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HDjeVDsW4AAghul.mp4

[visual stream]

If I agree with you would it be called a circlejerk

[sterile stone]

Two people aggressively agreeing with one another

Just the most hostile form of agreement

[misty ravine]

Doggeau

[shadow spruce]

truly a crea ture

shes about as tall as i am standing up

[shadow spruce]

great Pyrenees?

[misty ravine]

Reminder to take regular breaks from desk work

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414807952950558782/1484272707221852351/clip_1773948543505.mp4?ex=69bda02d&is=69bc4ead&hm=7657998cceeea5fca35b31a8d3fec08e751cfd7b79d7a060dca2ff27d00e5199&

[placid fiber]

Me on my pc gaming for 12 hours straight:

[spare talon]

kills with mind

[shadow spruce]

gobon beemab

[misty nova]

Disco Elysium on gamepass

[shadow spruce]

theyre desperate now

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysium-gif-8611920370287775450

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/arisbm-gif-2819759788797281452

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134153708683407370/1484275619352019004/2026-03-19_15-40-59.mp4?ex=69bda2e4&is=69bc5164&hm=72cd2aec72ba3af3571c4d9d0b8a49576cf3e7cff4d31d97dc90512f7c374a31&

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/Dexerto/status/2034693602975129832?s=20

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

A Florida animal shelter saved a cat that was scheduled to be euthanized due to an intestinal blockage
︀︀
︀︀Midnite had eaten 26 hair ties but survived and is now expected to make a full recovery

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FxTwitter · Mar 19, 2026, 6:08 PM

[hexed igloo]

Damn

[shadow spruce]

eats 25 hair ties
i know whatll really hit the spot

[spare talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POUq67CBc6M

[heady rapids]

he's doing it again...............

[signal spoke]

They added MVP now?

[shadow spruce]

theyve had it

[shadow spruce]

ai voices

abysmal dogshit

[spare talon]

yeah thats kind of part of the joke

a lot of the translated arguments you see from HK servers are via ai so they have a lot of the same kind of wording

its very intentional

[shadow spruce]

stinky

[spare talon]

lemme find a thing i said to someone in HK

then the translated version

[shadow spruce]

ill be real i heard the AI voice hit an S and i was like "alright back to youtube i guess"

[spare talon]

i just came out of a havoc 37 on my climb back up to 40 after the reset, where i ran devils claw, helbore, and exe stance with mmf, and did as much damage as the purg psyker and was able to spend plenty of time shooting while in melee range due to just how tanky you are with this kind of build. it also wasnt even a good map for it, chasm logistratum in the 2nd half is really not a good fit for helbore but it still did pretty well regardless despite both the environment not being in my favor and me personally not having the best aim (i tend to play melee builds significantly more on all classes)

[misty nova]

Yeah I noticed someone noticed knives were glitching shroud

[spare talon]

then i translated to chinese then back into english

I just finished a Cataclysm 37 map, which I played on my way back to level 40 after the reset. I used Demon Claw, Hellblade, and Executioner Stance, along with MMF (likely referring to some kind of equipment or skill). My damage was similar to that of a Purifying Psionicist, and because this build is very tanky, I could maintain close-range damage output for a long time. This map isn't actually very suitable for this build; the latter half of the Abyss Logistics is really unfriendly to Hellblade, but even so, I performed quite well, despite the unfavorable environment and my own less-than-ideal aim (I prefer melee builds for all classes).

it sounds so stupid 😭

[solar gorge]

cataclysm 37

they updated vt2 AGAIN

damn

[spare talon]

thats why the video uses an ai voice

its part of the joke

then when it pans to the english side its just a bunch of englishmen screaming

[shadow spruce]

im gonna be real soon as i hear AI voices i just turn the video off

like it cant be that hard to record your voice

[spare talon]

THATS NOT THE POINT

[heady rapids]

hey man have you heard that ai like

pollutes the water or something

[spare talon]

its not that they didnt want to record their voice
ITS THAT AI FITS THE JOKE BETTER

[shadow spruce]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

idk i didnt watch more than 2 seconds

[spare talon]

like you literally see some of their responses at the bottom being (sorry for any weird english, this response was machine translated)

making the voice used for this side makes it funnier if the voice is generated too

[stuck thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/spine-spine-removal-cat-cat-attack-cat-jump-gif-24277252

[ivory marlin]

Eem coal i don’t mean to alarm you but this video is ai

[carmine falcon]

why is this so kino

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164838809641426944/1484283634604052660/2024911.JPG?ex=69bdaa5b&is=69bc58db&hm=bb29980d72f6488e7472b9ee19d85362491c290e4dc4690fe1679a466bc683dd&

holy shit

[ivory marlin]

Cica

[ivory marlin]

You fw the usual loadout?

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSuqsoNpD/

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[copper hawk]

150 shield

:(

also the hardline STINKS !

take an m77

m77 and bully is good

m77 and bully or

longshot combat shotgun

[solar gorge]

wawathon

[ivory marlin]

I don’t like bully

Doodoo gun

Not a fan

[copper hawk]

a tier wpn

[ivory marlin]

Also hardline my goat

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pokemon-winds-and-waves-pombon-meme-pombon-meme-gif-353575548571203410

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-game-gif-14164472

[plush estuary]

At least 2

So satisfying using the slug on gunners

[signal spoke]

You wont believe what happened next

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/braindead-cat-brain-damage-gif-583403308765934478

[deft badge]

You killed them all unscathed?

[hearty nebula]

Me throwing evil slugs at gunners

https://klipy.com/gifs/slug-water

[deft badge]

That hardly seemed unbelievable

[signal spoke]

Me turning to an adamant slug and beat the gunners

[signal spoke]

I generated this video

[deft badge]

Inconceivable

[visual stream]

If this new pokemon game is less slop I might buy a switch for it

[signal spoke]

you buy a switch 2

[visual stream]

Oh right

I often forget how old Switch is

Luxray buffs when

[hearty nebula]

never

[ivory marlin]

You get intimidate youre fine

[spare talon]

castigators buff is kinda fucking insane

[visual stream]

So does Incineroar

[pale spindle]

Pokemon fans when they choose between 3 starters and have a rival that counters them for the 39383738747337th time:

[visual stream]

Who also gets every fucking thing else

[hearty nebula]

im too hivescum pilled now

im used to the duration extending on kill/hit

😭

[visual stream]

Intimidate is the LEAST Luxray could get for how much its kits sucks

[signal spoke]

I love it

[hearty nebula]

also vet

[signal spoke]

the 20% strength is so good for taxe

[hearty nebula]

exe stance is defo my favorite vet ability now

[visual stream]

Top 10 worst electric types of all time btw 💔
Including shitty pikachu clones 💔

[spare talon]

dorn was telling me that cast stance can now one shot reapers with the mk3 shotgun in havoc 40

[signal spoke]

Bap

[plush estuary]

Me when 20% power for free

[hearty nebula]

i need to steal someone else's castigator build at this point

[signal spoke]

Knive castigator stance when

[lunar fable]

No way

Somebody's playing subway surfers in my subway car

[signal spoke]

not havoc but still one of the most peak arbites score i ever got

[lunar fable]

I hear the fucking coins

[signal spoke]

26 revives was insane for me

Castigator really helps a lot

[hexed igloo]

breakfast - pipeline punch monster + 0.8lb of mini pancake

[obsidian prairie]

How much pancake even is that in volume

[violet hornet]

Who out here weighing they pancakes

[hexed igloo]

Disregard the shit on my desk

[obsidian prairie]

This guy apparently

[hexed igloo]

They were on sale

[obsidian prairie]

Mine is far worse dw

[violet hornet]

In New Zealand pancakes come in bags?

[hexed igloo]

Just out of frame

[pale spindle]

What happened to Old Zealand?

[obsidian prairie]

Ok not that kinda of bad its just random bullshit

[hexed igloo]

I'm not sending a pic of the other aide of my desk it's gross LMAO there's so many empty snack things

[violet hornet]

Yeah mine is worse for sure haha

[stuck thicket]

heart failure much?

i try to keep my desk clean but like

[hexed igloo]

weak heart much

[stuck thicket]

there are so many mugs and school textbooks

[hexed igloo]

3days of cans tho

[ivory marlin]

Melted

[violet hornet]

I hope you have made peace with your kidneys

[calm salmon]

drink some fuckin water god DAMN

[hexed igloo]

big dog i been drinking 2+ monster/day for the last damn near decade

[deft badge]

The best frozen pancakes I ever had came in bags tbh

[stuck thicket]

my prefer gaming drink is

i shit you not

black tea

the refined taste helps me focus

[violet hornet]

Black coffee my beloved

[hexed igloo]

go explode

i like black coffee its just so much easier to open a can

if its cold as hell out tho ill make a hot coffee

[deft badge]

These mfs

[hexed igloo]

these ones r alright theyre good enough to justify buying

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/mudskipper-look-gif-21873775

[deft badge]

Thought you were yog for a sec

Yog coded post

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-call-genshin-impact-dwarves-fighting-ginger-stian-soosai-gif-21999126

[deft badge]

There he is

[ivory marlin]

Yall ever had the cranberry tea from bigallow?

[signal spoke]

Blob seal

https://tenor.com/view/baikal-seal-nerpa-eyes-gif-2974505310032962827

[solar gorge]

what is bigalow

[plush estuary]

boba eyes

[solar gorge]

thats where the bobas come from

[deft badge]

I thought boba came from a clone pod?

[ivory marlin]

Its an amarican tea brand

[acoustic dune]

WHY IS JAKE PAUL IN POLITICS

WHY IS DONAL TRUMP ENDORSING HIM

[mystic ether]

Birds of a feather activity.

[ivory marlin]

Please be joking

[acoustic dune]

No...

I fucking wish

[ivory marlin]

Are we sure all life has value?

[acoustic dune]

https://youtu.be/hXR_9DUl2q4?is=twdZuW4fwD_zPn9E

[mystic ether]

No, it's real. Just follow whatever scandals Jake is tied up with and that'll explain the rest.

[signal spoke]

The biggest question is why trump doing pearl harbor comments

In front of Japan PM

[acoustic dune]

He was doing tiktok dance

Chat

[mystic ether]

Backpeddling on Iran statements. He's been just saying whatever he wants for the last two weeks.

[acoustic dune]

If this is what they are doing publicly

WTF ARE THEY DOING IN THE BACKDOOR

[deft badge]

Pretty sure it's been longer than that

[mystic ether]

Yeah. And I'm talking about more recent events directly relevant to it.

And he's been backpeddling his statements, as he does, especially on Iran and more shit comes out and as more things happen. Hm saying some nonsense to the Jpn PM in this exact way is directly connected to what has been happening.

[solar gorge]

BAHAHA

[ivory marlin]

Chat now im not saying amarica should overthrow the government

But

[deft badge]

You guys see the Pentagon wants 200 billion for Iran?

[mystic ether]

The average American can't even be bothered to understand that America has been one of The Problems for the last handful of centuries of its entire existence. Those that actually were moving with those intentions got fucked over.

[gray ice]

@sterile stone finally got the last piece to perfect uzina backfire build. We eatin

[mystic ether]

In fact, they'll vote it in between 10 years of time to get it through their own heads and not switch up until people that look like them finally get shot for it.

Plenty in America need to actually be in the camps to see the problems. If it isn't touching them, it's not real.

[acoustic dune]

Are they printing monet again

[deft badge]

Good question, dunno

[acoustic dune]

Can we just

Change money standart

[mystic ether]

Maybe. I'd need to refresh but there's more games being played with the fed.

[mystic ether]

Strength of currency is often decided by who can cause the most damage so...

[acoustic dune]

Where's the American civil war...

[mystic ether]

That's always a funny one people flirt with.

Especially online.

[acoustic dune]

Jake Paul being in politics is a sign by God that people should riot against trump

Like

Wtf...

[mystic ether]

The parts of America that loves shitty white boys will never do anything but make themselves worse, don't hold your breath.

[deft badge]

The parts of America that love trump kinda just go along with whatever he says too

[mystic ether]

Mhm. Part of the soup activity.

[deft badge]

Doesn't matter if it's a different message entirely than last week, last month, or last term

[exotic plaza]

ww3 soon oomfie

[solar gorge]

that's almost my favourite image

[heady rapids]

whats 16 by 22 by 4

[mystic ether]

Doesn't mean others aren't doing things against it, but all of that takes real time and effort. And it definitely doesn't get broadcasted wild as hell online since well yeah.

But for all the other folks on bullshit time, they represent a very basic issue in the country and others like it: shit like this isn't a problem because the majority that benefits from it cannot see the problem until they're actively being harmed by it.

[acoustic dune]

The theory of him not being dead start to feel to be truer by the day

[mystic ether]

I'm pretty sure it's Jake Paul with the more serious allegations so him stroking Trump makes complete sense. All these high profile fuckfaces are running from shit.

And they always defer to power because power protects itself even if it doesn't care about itself. Easy pardons from the pedophile in chief so it's a win win win for their buddies.

Bend the knee, become a fascist celebrity, evade consequences, earn money, last just a little while longer. Ez gimmick.

[mystic ether]

Realistically guy doesn't need to be alive for the problems to persist. He's just one guy. System that makes guys like that doesn't need singular dudes, just a reliable pool to draw from.

[deft badge]

I am entirely sure theres a replacement

[mystic ether]

Ain't no way there isn't if the guy is actually truly dead.

[acoustic dune]

Question is whom the blackmail guy now

[sharp gull]

Jake's jaw breaking was cinema

[acoustic dune]

Jake is in politics now

[mystic ether]

It was cathartic but also just annoying to see knowing that how obnoxious boxing is as an industry.

[stuck thicket]

ai generating politicians is a common practice nowadays however it's usually one-offs

[steel crag]

elaborate

[stuck thicket]

wait nevermind

i thought you were talking about big yahu

im stupid

[mystic ether]

Boxing as an industry is full of publicity fights that have nothing to do with anything else other than people's names and money being passed around for performers to take the place of actual competitors. Not that boxing really cares about competitors either but Jake getting spotlights between two clearly fixed fights that raked in tons of attention and money is exactly just that. He a bum and it's only because official boxing leagues are full of shit that he was allowed to take up space, time, oxygen and attention.

[steel crag]

ye i agree

i boxed for 9 yrs and it's a shambles

[mystic ether]

I mean idk what's up with that but I find it hard to believe that shitsrael wouldn't take the opportunity to announce their great genocider dying to justify some even wilder shit.

[sharp gull]

Mike Tyson should have broken his jaw first

[steel crag]

dont even think he had it in him

[mystic ether]

Tyson was not trying to blow that boy's soul out his skull lmao. He pulled so many punches back.

[steel crag]

even if it wasnt totally rigged

[gray ice]

Also see: Mayweather and Pacquiao rematch being something they actually want people to be excited for

[steel crag]

i never actually watched it

[gray ice]

Boxing is dying

[sharp gull]

I watched it live

[steel crag]

makes me sick thinking about it

[mystic ether]

Jake has zero head movement and almost gets decapitated three times during exchanges.

[sharp gull]

Jake shouldve died

[steel crag]

all the amateurs with unbeliavable talent i came up with who get nothing and toolboxes like that get everything

[stuck thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-paul-anthony-joshua-ufc-fighting-boxing-gif-15638776656971534826

[steel crag]

its disgusting

[stuck thicket]

this shit was so funny

[mystic ether]

Shit sad too because the stakes are way different for them a lot of the time.

[gray ice]

The worst part of the Paul Tyson fight was being forced to monitor it because of work

[mystic ether]

Good lord that shit was so funny.

Guy just...got walked down the corner.

[gray ice]

By the end I wanted my money back and I didn't purchase anything

[mystic ether]

No hands or anything. Walked into it because he knew damn well he had nothing in his arsenal.

[steel crag]

im watching highlights rn

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kennyoung-nothing-furry-anthro-gif-15372292071477318735

[mystic ether]

I forgot what the bullshit trainer ads were for Jake for Anthony.

Some cute shit about an overhand?

K.

[steel crag]

holy fuck like

[mystic ether]

You see?

Lmao

[steel crag]

no lateral movement no head movement wobbling all over the place hands in philly shell position when he's stood straight on not bladed

like??????

HOW IS THIS GUY GETTING MILLIONS FOR THIS SHIT

[mystic ether]

Idk who handled his name and money for both fights. It's probably all that info

[gray ice]

Because people including ones in this chat couldn't help themselves and bought tickets

[steel crag]

he cant even walk back correctly

something you learn before you even throw a punch

[mystic ether]

Yup

[gray ice]

They bought the bait and fed the troll millions

Twice

[mystic ether]

No foot work at all. But guy got the money to make up for his jaw exploding so hey

[steel crag]

its so sad man

[shadow spruce]

Just put an egg in a tomato and be amazed

[gray ice]

I will never waste money i had to work in a hot ass warehouse for to watch Jake fuckass Paul do anything

Lost your damn mind

[steel crag]

i need to watch real boxing to cleanse my pallate

i cannot

[mystic ether]

I haven't kept up with a lot in years

[steel crag]

i tune in and out tbh

[mystic ether]

Sometimes youtube will give me random highlights.

[sharp gull]

I was working while the jake tyson match was happening and I got to watch it all

[shadow spruce]

Guys holy shit I think I found Stan’s twitter

[steel crag]

im following jai opetaia atm

he's something else

[violet hornet]

Insane to me that people would buy tickets for this when anything worthwhile will be clipped and posted online anyways

[gray ice]

Get this shit outta my sight im trying to eat and relax

[mystic ether]

Who that? New blood?

[sharp gull]

The other fight I just got told his jaw exploded and I was VERY happy

[steel crag]

nah he's been around a while

australian/samoan

went to olympics at 17

his style is like amateur style but cranked up to 11

amazing to watch

[gray ice]

Basically the equivalent of paying for an OF sub, when we all know the hub right over yonder

[mystic ether]

Yeah he actually had to get his shit stitched. Dunno about hardware but Jake under no circumstances has any of the conditioning to be risking his body like that in the ring with a fighter like Anthony.

[gray ice]

My Ducats could never

[steel crag]

he got his jaw broke vs mairis breidis

shit was hanging off

and he won the fight

[shadow spruce]

Jake won?

[mystic ether]

Guy didn't even have the reactions to try taking it better. That kind of shit unironically can get an untrained person killed.

[steel crag]

no jai opetaia lol

fuck jake

[shadow spruce]

I was gonna say no fucking way he won

I’ve seen the look on his face before the jaw smasher 3000

That’s a defeated man

[sharp gull]

Tru

[mystic ether]

That CTE creepin up bare minimum. He got smashed

[gray ice]

I also just don't need to see boxing these days. JJK has me for when I need to see hands thrown

[mystic ether]

You could see the sweat impact by frame by frame. That's a clean hit.

Oough

[mystic ether]

Jeez

How long did he have to recover?

[steel crag]

absolute belter of a fight

i think 6 months? could be wrong

[mystic ether]

Mh. Sheesh brother

[steel crag]

give it a watch when you got time

[mystic ether]

I'm about to check it out probably while I'm on break gotta hit the road again soon.

[steel crag]

HELL IS THAT

[hearty nebula]

sometimes i talk to people who are like my age or younger and they're just like completely inept in terms of using technology or understanding how modern web works. it makes me feel like hadron does towards us

[mystic ether]

I should probably get back into something. I haven't really paid attention to shit

[steel crag]

mood

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/clipping808-smile-filter-patrick-bateman-sigma-sus-gif-8924664653388863856

[mystic ether]

I'm thinking Muay Thai because I was newer to viewing

[gray ice]

Insane when I talk to tech illiterate people younger than me. Twilight zone moment every time

[mystic ether]

Can't remember some of the leagues my sportshead friend recommended. ONE is fine for now ig.

[steel crag]

jonathan haggerty is a beast

he's in ONE

[mystic ether]

The name sounds familiar yeah

[steel crag]

he has a very methodical and clean style

[mystic ether]

I was running back Lerdsilla for maybe nearly a month when I got exposed to him.

That shit is crazy to witness any time.

[steel crag]

i used to watch all the thai fights in college on youtube

[thick radish]

Anyone have any good builds for dead-side runs?

[steel crag]

lumpinee stadium fights and shit

[heady rapids]

@ivory marlin @visual stream im so fucking lucky i was snacking for reshi

[mystic ether]

That's the title? I'm unironically writing these down on a post-it for myself later.

[shadow spruce]

Except hadron doesn’t know either she just fusses and it works

[ivory marlin]

Huge

[steel crag]

yeah just type in lumpinee

1000s of fights

[steel crag]

all the classics from years ago

[mystic ether]

Wonder what's up with like

Idm

[violet hornet]

Anything seems fine to me tbh

[mystic ether]

Idk uh

[violet hornet]

Speed and stealth could be advantageous tho, knife perverts with shroudfield eating good this patch

[stuck thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-dance-kitty-cat-silly-cat-car-gif-10416976224862277025

[heady rapids]

yeah super lucky for this pool

[mystic ether]

What's that swordplay shit? Kendo, right? Was always curious about if there's leagues for it that aren't too held back by the Sports™ side of the combat sport.

[heady rapids]

even tho i was snacking for +fire so he had a higher chance here

[steel crag]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[steel crag]

i think so

never really looked that stuff up tbh

plus uk init

we'd have to use foam swords n shit

[mystic ether]

Yeah, idk anything about how the combat sports of it works.

[hearty nebula]

yes and no

[mystic ether]

If I wanted to see some real life bladeworks i guess I can go through cctv footage but uh...

Yeah...idk about that.

[steel crag]

i like watching the japanese stuff where they cut bamboo with samurai swords

[hearty nebula]

like tech priests know how things work. they arent stupid

[steel crag]

no idea what its called

but its satisfying

[hearty nebula]

its just making the new shit thats a problem

[shadow spruce]

They know by guessing and having it work

It’s like cavemen and which mushrooms are safe to eat

[mystic ether]

That's the other stuff. I wanna say Iai/batto sword shit but I can't remember any of the things I was told about it and i don't know anyone that would know anyone who practices. Shit is interesting though.

It's like them strike breaking leagues yk?

Just swords and different criteria for cuts and all that

[steel crag]

yeah all the good stuff is in japan init

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald mb man genuinely glanced over the screen and forgot

[steel crag]

gotta go there to slice up some bamboo

[heady rapids]

was playing dl

[thick radish]

Is this good, would you say

[heady rapids]

we can do tmrw once im off work

[frosty herald]

Hawk tuah

[violet hornet]

That's not a bad build but I don't think most people take the piety keystone with crusher

It's good at weakspot hitting but not great at crit striking

[thick radish]

oh true

hmmm

[hearty nebula]

looks fine for most part to me

[mystic ether]

Closest I ever got to understanding some of that were some dudes I've followed on yt before. One is a stuntman with a background in real swordplay from that angle of the world and the other a disgraced artist who was raised by a real deal revolutionary and would eventually pick up said swordplay.

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald probs 4 stacking tho im almost always with my ogs

get in get out kinda stuff no drive to play mh rn

[frosty herald]

4 stacking should work

[mystic ether]

Oh and this other woman who just does hella gym rat memery but she trains in martial arts with some self-taught fun stuff.

[steel crag]

let's ask seki sensei is a good channel

[mystic ether]

She seems like she's positioning herself for screentime so I'm patiently waiting.

[frosty herald]

Yeah wilds is kinda just waiting for MR now

[steel crag]

ive probly seen her tbh

[plush estuary]

@obsidian ore

[mystic ether]

Zaynabear i think is the handle.

[steel crag]

i thought that said i just wanna fuck

[mystic ether]

There's a lot of random people out there with some variety of training.

[violet hornet]

Here's what I put together for a crusher at some point but I don't run it often:
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a07c1efa-d842-4da5-b5c5-3496cb672609/beat-stick

[steel crag]

oh ya i think ive seen her

[mystic ether]

Sometimes I get sad watching like vids of people doing move lists from fighting games cuz it's like damn

This is actual endgame of training

(Kidding)

[heady rapids]

ye, i have a friend who shortly after tu1 got a divorce and drank for about a month or two, now he's perma grinding wilds off work lmao

hr 970

[plush estuary]

@obsidian ore

[frosty herald]

oh wow

[mystic ether]

But that's some fun shit to do at the gym/dojo whatever with fellow classmates.

[frosty herald]

im like HR 350+ right now

[heady rapids]

i think he married and got a divorce in like half a year

[mystic ether]

Just being stupid as fuck and showing off during downtime.

[steel crag]

oh i get jealous of the flexibility like

[violet hornet]

natural born speedrunner

[steel crag]

like damn i wanna do that

[hexed igloo]

mastery done on all the weapons i like :((

now its just the shit ones i hate

[heady rapids]

yeah lmao now he has to walk the dogs then drive and drop them over at hers

[mystic ether]

It'll take years I'll say that much but when your body figures it out and stay on top of it enough? Ez stuff.

Helps too if you happen to be on the smaller side with weight because them fools go into fucking orbit

But bigger people can whip around too.

You just gotta take your time and be mindful because you really don't want to botch certain stunts.

[mystic ether]

Do NOT go for the 1080 spin kick just because you think you can.

[steel crag]

i would fall over

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/feels-crying-will-smith-sad-gif-14770497

[steel crag]

i tried muay thai for a few months but i sucked ass so i went back to boxing

[mystic ether]

I almost broke something the first time and ended up like these.

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-dead-death-pose-falling-off-the-stairs-gif-12021772962162421355

Just like vertical

Lookin just like a cartoon

[steel crag]

https://tenor.com/view/zohan-preztele-fold-dont-mess-with-the-zohan-gif-17584358

[mystic ether]

I've only spun out that hard when I took on the wrestlers that were in my class because my groundwork needed improvement.

Tossed.

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

I hate getting wrapped up

[carmine falcon]

NA cs is wild

[mystic ether]

It's fucking annoying.

That shit just drains the stamina gdi

[mystic ether]

Got out of the takedown? Cool, they turned on the Judo anyway. Into the wall with ye.

[full nebula]

Epic reddit

Everyone loves death when charging their phone

[mystic ether]

I had a buddy crack a joke when me and some others were rolling around and the bastard was actually funny so I lost the rest of my breath because I fucked up and got rear choked.

[hexed igloo]

yo lads for On Overwatch w vet can i take melee toughness dmg

or is it melee in general

idk if toughness damage counts as "damage"

[visual stream]

I think as long as your HP doesn't decrease you're good

[mystic ether]

I think you're not supposed to lose hp yeah

[hexed igloo]

schweet

[mystic ether]

I got it because I just remember having a ridiculously good game but I unlocked that one forever ago.

I think the only one I don't have is the accuracy one

[hexed igloo]

The accuracy one is fucked iirc I got it by just running db on rolling steel lmao

One pellet counts as a hit

[thick radish]

thanks

[hexed igloo]

Just slap the reload blessing on it and altfire that bitch

[heady rapids]

half of the penances on release you could cheese by killing yourself

including those 2

[mystic ether]

That's funny

[hexed igloo]

New meta

[visual stream]

They fixed it?

[heady rapids]

probs

idk

[mystic ether]

I'm more upset that somehow my accuracy wouldn't be enough because I already still do hella shooter vet builds.

And I don't like miss all day fr.

[heady rapids]

they fixed true survivor via dying to an overhead

iirc

[mystic ether]

So i gave up trying to do it on purpose. Didn't even like the cosmetic enough so if I get it, it'll be like every other penance that I just end up walking into completing.

[visual stream]

"Yeah that one hurt, let's just give it to him anyway"

[mystic ether]

Oh discord does doubletap reacts now okay.

Was wondering why that happened because I just don't do emote reacts often.

[misty nova]

Pretty sure you can also disable that

How? Idk

Never bothered

[lunar fable]

I did it legit with plasma m2

[mystic ether]

Probably some setting

[lunar fable]

That was also when camo vet was a thing

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2034683646305771670

Bekay (@kinpatsukenshi)

Vietnam War just got an update focused on the stateside stuff, that adds, among other things:
-A full penitentiary system, you can either serve time or break out.
-Theme Parks
-Nightclubs you can own
-The entire state of Texas. Also Washington. Also Wyoming.
-"Draft Dodger Mode"

QRT: kinpatsukenshi
There's a game simply titled "Vietnam War" that just got dropped out of nowhere on Steam and apparently it may well be the sort of grand-scale "downtime and everything" grunt simulation dream game I always rant about. Anyone familiar?

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 19, 2026, 5:29 PM

[mystic ether]

Apparently I can edit what emote gets double tapped.

[hearty nebula]

huhwuh

[plush estuary]

@obsidian ore

[mystic ether]

Yep, found it. @misty nova

[sterile stone]

This looks those videos of pc players playing against mobile players in cod mobile

[mystic ether]

It's in settings > app settings > chat > option for turning off the double tao feature.

[plush estuary]

we're in the rank below silver 1

trash 1

[visual stream]

Stone scraping noises as they turn towards you

[glossy nimbus]

its a delicious asian dish

[misty nova]

[heady rapids]

didnt know stan was asian

[glossy nimbus]

youd eat that rite ainz..

time to serve up our master piece...

[delicate shadow]

this is like those really cool eastern street food videos but all fucked up

[glossy nimbus]

I know...

I love when its huge like that

but

its bastardized here

@plush estuary

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncy-bounce-bouncy-cat-cat-bounce-silly-cat-gif-5621340139381653523

[misty nova]

When you're trying to crack fine shyt and she starts talking about sum "the rich will burn" like no bitch they won't they are rich

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-dead-army-of-darkness-skeleton-explosion-gif-12685419783354290219

[hexed igloo]

Any non-na gamers wanna run it up

[visual stream]

Shit's already burned on the bottom by the time she's put the eight million ingredients in

[sterile stone]

I’m gonna stop you right there dammit

[lunar fable]

[sterile stone]

That recipe came from the mountains of caucus

[plush estuary]

Car helping with cs2

[mystic ether]

I just kinda had that in the back of my mind.

[glossy nimbus]

holyfuck ainz cat

[steel crag]

thats a nice car

[mystic ether]

That emote react is actually nuts holy

[glossy nimbus]

ur legs are mad hairy

shave

[sterile stone]

You haven’t seen the true degeneracy then

[glossy nimbus]

nair:

[visual stream]

My fellow caucoids often disappoint me

[sterile stone]

Dude it’s so disheartening to see streamers like

[hexed igloo]

Far too often

Not beating the food allegations

[sterile stone]

Flush thousands of dollars on cases mid round like those old people at casinos

[visual stream]

Do too little or do too much

The white curse

[glossy nimbus]

white ppl can make good food alr

[hexed igloo]

open a case mid-clutch

[mystic ether]

I've had bland curry served to me before. Been eating curry since I was a kid.

I called family over that shit

Lmao

[glossy nimbus]

uhhhh

[mystic ether]

You have any idea how rare that is?

[glossy nimbus]

it all belongs to atleast one other culture idk

[hexed igloo]

my mother could boil the flavor outta fuckin anything

somehow everything she cooked tasted like hot water

[mystic ether]

I was mad fucking depressed for the rest of the day

[glossy nimbus]

I try to think of something but then think of the baller Ecuadorian food I had on new years

[sterile stone]

White people can make good food, however white Americans and British people

[visual stream]

What a nice steak. Let me skip marinating or seasoning and cook it to Congratulations

[shadow spruce]

best food ive ever had was pizza from a gas station 10 or so miles down the road

[mystic ether]

How the fuck was in a situation where I could taste the stages of grief?

[glossy nimbus]

Not sure no one could speak english but I really liked the mexican style flan

Well like 3 people could speak and translate but yea

[sterile stone]

You just bite into something and just feel nothing for anger

[hexed igloo]

bro mum cooked that shit past congrats i thought i hated steak because she cooked it til it was black on the outside and completely fucking grey through

[glossy nimbus]

I had mojitos, awesome shit

[mystic ether]

No listen. When I say stages of grief I'm so serious lmao.

[sterile stone]

The food looks god tier but taste like wet newspaper

[mystic ether]

Denial was going crazy

[hexed igloo]

had a properly cooked steak and that shit was so fucking good

[visual stream]

She cooking like she a caveman wth

[mystic ether]

"Nah that can't be whole dish, there's still the colors and the aroma"

[sterile stone]

Speaking of

[mystic ether]

another bite

nothing

[hexed igloo]

everything coming outta that kitchen was either boiled until it tasted like water, or cooked way past done + no seasoning

[sterile stone]

@calm salmon I fucking upgraded homie, we cooking with beef tallow now

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/love-comfort-anguish-sad-dark-beginnings-gif-6267528114072539933

[glossy nimbus]

cover that shit in bbq sauce

[sterile stone]

I almost bought waygu tallow but settled for regular grass fed

[visual stream]

You ever been to a good panadería

Shit is life changing

[hexed igloo]

bbq sauce cant save leather

[glossy nimbus]

it makes it TASTE LIKE SOMETHING.

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/jgirlsrock-anone-stare-gif-26497699

[sterile stone]

I will say, I’ve never seen anyone mess up ribs or brisket yet

[visual stream]

Amazing prices, best bread I've ever had in my life, I would eat it for every single breakfast if I felt like making the trip every week

[tranquil bone]

My mother is pretty much exactly the same way. She has like three or four things she has memorized and makes pretty decently but all meats are massively overcooked and all veggies are ultra bland.

[hexed igloo]

yeah its a venue for you to just suck the sauce off it becuase its impossible to chew through

[gray ice]

Unrecouped losses is what it tastes like

[mystic ether]

I like you enough @glossy nimbus

Not like this. Please

[tranquil bone]

Oh man you can absolutely fuck up brisket

[mystic ether]

I don't think you get it

I...

[glossy nimbus]

It's my favorite

[mystic ether]

I'm going back to that day

AHHHH

[glossy nimbus]

:)

[tranquil bone]

I just managed it recently actually

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-shocked-shocking-gif-14682087

[gray ice]

So we cant play remnant right now huh

[visual stream]

I'm shaking did he actually die in this scene

[gray ice]

Nah he's fine

[mystic ether]

You want to know the worst part about acceptance in this context?

My integrity tricked me into finishing the plate.

On everything I actually give a fuck about.

I got up

Separated myself from the table at that time.

[glossy nimbus]

The curse of being polite.

[mystic ether]

Walked outside the back

And went through like three cigs, reflecting.

[glossy nimbus]

Oh god.

Life story

lmfao

[visual stream]

Life-changingly bad meal

[next geode]

Hello gamers

[visual stream]

Hi John Bolter

[mystic ether]

I had a fucking dish turn me into a goddamn prime time noir character.

Sky was grey and shit

[gray ice]

Went to a white friend's house for his bday and his mother cooked spaghetti. I was served the colors and physical textures matching that which could be called spaghetti, but I did not taste spaghetti throughout the entire plate I consumed in disbelief

[mystic ether]

Pretty sure I heard a rat run across the alley.

Maybe there was a siren in the background

[glossy nimbus]

market hand sounding like a veteran

[mystic ether]

If the world was made to be fair. It wouldn't have been their taste buds thrown away like everything else.

bro they really made curry bland. Fuck me...

[glossy nimbus]

Oh I guess the flabbergasting part was that they all simply ate it that way huh

[mystic ether]

I met eyes with people who knew better

This was us.

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-phenomaman-phenomenal-phonemaman-will-remember-that-will-remember-that-gif-12117790562261069541

[glossy nimbus]

Oh.

[mystic ether]

LMAO

[glossy nimbus]

I thought this was a white family

[mystic ether]

My denial had me investigating the plate like a cold case from a dead homie file

[glossy nimbus]

now thats sad.

[calm salmon]

Yo the new illuminates?

FUCKING CRACK

This is the GOOD SHIT

Finally, a reason to bring dedicated anti-tank to the horde faction

[mystic ether]

Staff meal. Hella white people at that place anyway. Not like there weren't people there that didn't know how to actually cook, but there was some serious gentrificulinarians amongst them. Everyone else that tasted what was off cracked so many jokes about it I'm so serious

Whoever was on staff meal that day was already a career asshole.

[sterile stone]

I’m dead ass about to get ignant

I just got my temp id today for my new job

And they’re like

[mystic ether]

Just buy me ritualist ez. :^)

[sterile stone]

We need your id

[calm salmon]

Do you not have a license?

[sterile stone]

Payday is tomorrow bitch ass

[sterile stone]

It expired

[calm salmon]

ah F

been there

[gray ice]

Renewwwwww it

[sterile stone]

And I just never renewed it

[calm salmon]

Hope it gets sorted okay

[sterile stone]

To be fair right

[gray ice]

Neanderthal behavior

[sterile stone]

My first id I got when I was like 17

And was just working for like 3 years after it fully expired

Cause I just used other shit

[frosty herald]

yeah uhhh

[gray ice]

Having an expired license causes so many stupid small issues when you try to do a lot of things

[sterile stone]

Yeah

Like trying to apply for a job….

[gray ice]

Go
To
The
Dmv

[sterile stone]

I had been so settled into my previous job

That I didn’t even bother

[gray ice]

catch me at the next sale

[frosty herald]

this would require you to interact with the DMV

[gray ice]

Sadly im all too familiar with the void therein

[sterile stone]

You wanna know rude?

[gray ice]

It's a necessary annoyance for your own life

[sterile stone]

DMV employees are the gold medalist in being the rudest mfs alive

And they know damn well no one can stop them

[gray ice]

How would you know

[opaque island]

yknow what the real sad part about the dlss 5 stuff is? even with all the backlash and hate, they arent going to stop or rethink it

[shadow spruce]

i think you guys just have bad dmvs

[sterile stone]

I got my temp controller today

[plush estuary]

@obsidian ore

[sterile stone]

I had to schedule this dmv visit in January

Texas DMVs don’t do walk ins anymore

[gray ice]

Mine is alright, the wait times are annoying but the employees are helpful and fine

[plush estuary]

@glossy nimbus

[sterile stone]

You gotta schedule months in advance now

[gray ice]

Love that for yall

[opaque island]

from what my coworkers that moved from california say, in the city there you gotta wait almost a whole day to get seen, in my town its at most 30 minutes to an hour wait

[gray ice]

Corporations don't do this

[sterile stone]

I almost didn’t get my shit cause the lady doing my info was like

[gray ice]

Not even shocking

[sterile stone]

My work form doesn’t have my suffix on it

But all my other info does

And she kept going

“Oooooh Idk if I can take this”

Like BITCH

[shadow spruce]

mfw the legally important shit is causing problems

[sterile stone]

All my info is consistent

[gray ice]

You havent earned Mr. Status yet thats why

[shadow spruce]

just put the fucking Jr on everything

[frosty herald]

are they seriously that obtuse?

[gray ice]

She didn't know if it was really official

[sterile stone]

Yes

[shadow spruce]

its a technical thing

[sterile stone]

If a single form doesn’t basically have everything down to the microscopic T

They can and may deny it

[gray ice]

Skissue

[sterile stone]

I dead ass nearly got my form rejected because my bank statement didn’t have my apartment number

[gray ice]

Thats the kind of bureaucracy that'd be enough for me to move states tho

[sterile stone]

Thank fuck I could change it online

[gray ice]

Im not jumping through hoops and then paying money to dance for your amusement

[sterile stone]

I don’t know anyone that is willingly move in with outside of Texas

Some of you mfs are serial killers I swear

I take that back

I’d live with Ann

He’s good people

[frosty herald]

If i want to renew my ID i just call the town hall make an apointement go there with a photo of me pay a fee and boom done

[gray ice]

You live with the trigger happy gun nuts like I do bruv

[sterile stone]

Nah na

My best friend lives in the sticks

I live near the yuppies

He wanted me to move out there too

I’m a lil too melinated to be living in bum fuck nowhere Texas

[gray ice]

Yea sure they're not directly around you, they're still in the STATE and they get around

[sterile stone]

True

Did I show you the klan sit down in Denton?

The fucking people sitting out there

[gray ice]

Prolly at some point

[sterile stone]

Yeah

Never went back after that shit

[gray ice]

If not I have several comparisons anyway

You see many things in this life

[opaque island]

I remember when there was a moment in my life where i thought racism was actually on the downturn and going away, oh how naive i was

[sterile stone]

I don’t need to see Bubba Gump and the white sheet society

[solar gorge]

@median steeple IT4S OPEN

[sterile stone]

I just wanted to go shopping for bullshit man

[sterile stone]

People are more subtle with it. Is and days

That’s all

[gray ice]

F a l s e

[sterile stone]

Traded the pointed hoods for red caps

[gray ice]

It is more flagrant than ever my friend

We have an entire force funded to snatch brown people off the streets and are currently bombing brown people overseas

[sterile stone]

I’m trying to be optimistic

[gray ice]

It's 2003 you're excited for scary movie and we're at war in the middle east
It's 2026 you're excited for a new scary movie and we're at war in the middle east

Time is the stupidest fucking circle

[sterile stone]

The more things change the more they stay the same

[gray ice]

Simulation broke where the FUCK is That bald bitchass morpheus

[cunning gate]

Zealot is so OP in the expeditions maps

[hearty nebula]

clutching on no man's land is fucking

obnoxious as hell

especially on psyker 😭

[mystic ether]

I'm being mostly facetious. I gotta actually play through my first run lmao. I kept being really anal about some nonsense in my head but I got over it. I will spin the dice to run back my first world ever (it was the grey one being eaten by the void and I was on...hunter iirc)

[cunning gate]

I play like a wizard and kitr half of the map around reaching what i have to assume is close to max spawn while people clear the objectives . When i play ogryn i can barely move around the geometry of the map especially the junps

[mystic ether]

I think it was Hunter. The crit headshot sharpshooter one.

Then I bounced to medic and changed my mind again.

Kept deleting very low level characters.

[gray ice]

Ye das hunter

World sounds like ne'rud

[mystic ether]

How many classes are in that game now? Hunter, challenger, medic, gunslinger, ritualist, some other shit?

[sullen forge]

Soyker? That shit is hell on Vet sometimes

[mystic ether]

The place with the weird robots? Things sort of look like gieger?

I think it is Ne'rud yeah

I was bouncing between Ne'rud and whatever that jungle ruins map is.

[hearty nebula]

Vet isnt so bad because the built in suppression immunity

and also every ability they have gives toughness on demand

[gray ice]

12 archetypes now? Off the top of my head, Hunter, gunslinger, challenger, medic, handler, alchemist, ritualist, engineer, warden, invoker, archon

[hearty nebula]

Psyker is just

ouch half the time

[sterile stone]

Having to do a whole ARG just to unlock archon

[hearty nebula]

Unless ur doin something like ghost laspis

[sterile stone]

And it isn’t even the strongest class

[gray ice]

Oh invader and explorer

[hearty nebula]

what game? remnant 2?

[cunning gate]

Are you ysing wall ?

[sterile stone]

Yep

[hearty nebula]

Scriers

[gray ice]

Not really the point, also still a strong ass class for mod build

[hearty nebula]

It was quickplay and I wanted to try out funny trauma build

[gray ice]

Oh summoner is last one

[sterile stone]

Fuck all that

Invoker

[gray ice]

So I think 14 now?

[sterile stone]

Ritualist invoker

[hearty nebula]

Ima buy the remnant 2 dlcs whenever I'm moved, I played it on launch and it was fun

[sterile stone]

Drown the opps in Satan water

[hearty nebula]

Tho buggy asf lol

[sterile stone]

Then taze them with the power of Zeus

[gray ice]

Less buggy, (tho still they exist) lot more content

[hearty nebula]

Remember people bitching about the puzzle for the secret class needing people to datamine, it was v funny

[sterile stone]

Imagine Darktide does some little puzzle like that

But then again

[hearty nebula]

I can imagine the shittuber thumbnails now

[carmine lance]

That would unironically be really cool

[hearty nebula]

It would but you know it would cause unending bitching

[sterile stone]

Mr.E and RealAsianRobot spam videos

[hexed igloo]

I run up archon invoker lmao

[cunning gate]

I see mostly melee psyker but i only play malice to farm the tech remnants . The tough guys with havoc forged and uh auric storm survivor seem ro cause more wipes on everything above heresy . As long as two people focus on objectives the other two can do random nonsense as long as they dont try to extract early. Have been aceraging like 2300-2850 a clear on delta maps but i have all grid points unlocked just pushing for the salvage lord title which will take forever

[hearty nebula]

We aren't allowed to have anything fun because turdo tubers and everyone screams about the dumbest shit

[sterile stone]

I don’t see the value in archon when Ritualist just goes?

[tranquil bone]

I kinda miss grims NGL. The extremely scuffed jumping puzzles had charm

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[sterile stone]

“Oh you have elemental resistance”

lol fuck you buddy