I had to deal with da cows and sheep, also goats
#zealot-class
delicate shadow
void bison
did you ever get jealous of the slop trough the hogs got to eat from
calm salmon
I cannot :( I'm hanging out with my friend
sterile stone
I cannot :( I'm hanging out with my friend
Tell yer friend I said hullo
void bison
they're reluctant to eat humans without being starving aren't they
sterile stone
they're reluctant to eat humans without being starving aren't they
From what my history teach told me
No
They will eat each other if the chance arises
delicate shadow
I get jealous of hippos man, the ability to just annihalate anyone bothering you slightly is a next level power
deft badge
Chickens would eat people if they were capable of it imo
void bison
there was a jcs video of a veteran who owned a pig farm and killed one of the people who helped her/lived on the land and fed them to the pigs
hearty nebula
My grandparent's neighbor passed out in the hog pens once, and when his wife found him half his face was missing and his stomach was opened.
void bison
she made up a story of how he fell in there and they killed him because the cops found his bones
delicate shadow
Chickens would eat people if they were capable of it imo
they do be dinosaurs so yea probs
void bison
then she shit her pants in the interview
calm salmon
I get jealous of hippos man, the ability to just annihalate anyone bothering you...
Sounds like you should be jealous of ICE then too
hearty nebula
Yeah
delicate shadow
chickens would eat us and be like "tastes like pork"
hearty nebula
They hongry
hearty nebula
chickens would eat us and be like "tastes like pork"
There's a reason human meat is called long pig
hexed igloo
chickens would eat us and be like "tastes like pork"
Just non-fatty pork tbh (unless you're fat)
void bison
My grandparent's neighbor passed out in the hog pens once, and when his wife fou...
was he ok after a bandaid
glossy nimbus
chickens would eat us and be like "tastes like pork"
this reads like analogy
delicate shadow
Sounds like you should be jealous of ICE then too
yeah I'd like to be able to ignore all the laws too (but for better purposes)
calm salmon
you just don't usually die in a chicken pen
hexed igloo
cats and dogs will eat their owners when they die
Good on em tbh
If I got stranded w my hb I'd be eating him day 2
hearty nebula
was he ok after a bandaid
nah he was just dead
sterile stone
yeah I'd like to be able to ignore all the laws too (but for better purposes)
Say fuck the laws of the universe and photosynthesize out of spite
delicate shadow
becoming breatharian rn
chrome wave
I’m on that organic sunlight diet
hexed igloo
I’m on that organic sunlight diet
That's why you ain't 6'4 bro
void bison
I get most of my food from geothermal vents
delicate shadow
wdym my stomach is digesting itself? nah that god awful feeling of being on death's door is actually me being at one with the universe
calm salmon
buddha type shit
delicate shadow
I get most of my food from geothermal vents
chemosynthesis gang
chrome wave
becoming breatharian rn
sterile stone
That's why you ain't 6'4 bro
I’m pretty sure the excessive coffee I drank did that
I hear coffee stunts growth
shadow spruce
man yall are weird i just eat meat
delicate shadow
alright Jordan Peterson
shadow spruce
like just source it ethically
delicate shadow
he's in a mold coma last I heard lmao
delicate shadow
this was months ago tho
sterile stone
he's in a mold coma last I heard lmao
No fucken waaaay
delicate shadow
hes in another coma?
y'know it's bad when you hear a guy is in a coma and the response is "again?"
void bison
didnt he go to Russia years ago to undergo a experimental procedure for benzo addiction or something
medical coma
delicate shadow
yep
tranquil bone
Yes that literally happened exactly
void bison
I like hearing him talk about the rats
sterile stone
Why does this sound like the liver king
hexed igloo
I hear coffee stunts growth
I think your growth was stunted from being held back with a hand on your forehead too much
shadow spruce
I like hearing him talk about the rats
how does he get so red
void bison
rage and red meat
tranquil bone
Similar bit really
exotic plaza
rage and red meat
red what
hexed igloo
Red40
delicate shadow
Why does this sound like the liver king
ok tbf to the liver king he was just roiding like mad and lying about it despite it being really obvious he was juicing and people fell for that shit somehow
sterile stone
Return to caveman
hexed igloo
Didn't he get his abs lipo'd too
delicate shadow
like idk how you look at a dude with that body, especially at that age, and not know immediately he's roided to the gills
sterile stone
Don’t do research
void bison
I just collect the muscles of stronger creatures and sew them under my skin
hexed igloo
Return to caveman
Die at 24
delicate shadow
Eat raw meat
I do enjoy a steak tartare
sterile stone
I do enjoy a steak tartare
Don’t let me catch you in the parking lot
It’s on sight
hexed igloo
It's so fucking funny seeing these influencers say like "yeah I eat what we were eating 300 years ago" like dude you realize mfs 300 years ago barely lived right
sterile stone
It's so fucking funny seeing these influencers say like "yeah I eat what we were...
People dying of the common cold 3000 years ago
hexed igloo
is steak tartare when its still red
Steak is tartare when it's prepared as tartare
delicate shadow
what is it like
delicious, got a kinda creamy texture to it
misty nova
wdym my stomach is digesting itself? nah that god awful feeling of being on deat...
Building Muscles + Fat to let the body eat itself
void bison
hadron would literally never let you be her chair with that kinda inefficient time wasting ahh of an answer smh
misty nova
#goals
delicate shadow
is steak tartare when its still red
straight up raw with seasoning and sometiems a raw egg on top
hexed igloo
hadron would literally never let you be her chair with that kinda inefficient ti...
It's almost as if tartare is a specific way of preparing something
void bison
itd be weird if the egg wasnt raw when the steak is
hexed igloo
And hadron would love me as her chair thanks to the smart-ass answers I give
void bison
imagine raw meat and scrambled eggs
delicate shadow
itd be weird if the egg wasnt raw when the steak is
tru lmao
hexed igloo
imagine raw meat and scrambled eggs
Imagine me with your mother
void bison
you would rather kill yourself
delicate shadow
It's so fucking funny seeing these influencers say like "yeah I eat what we were...
returning to tradition by putting lead acetate in my wine, let's go Roma vros
hexed igloo
I see you aren't a fan of her
frozen kernel
It's so fucking funny seeing these influencers say like "yeah I eat what we were...
These prions are natural bro just come swim in the still water
hexed igloo
nothing natural can be bad for you
frozen kernel
shadow spruce
vegans are what happens when the mfs who eat the bad mushrooms in caveman times dont have any bad mushrooms to eat anymore
void bison
i like to swim in warm bodies of water and get as much in my ears as possible
sterile stone
> nothing natural can be bad for you
Australia sweating in the distance
void bison
the amoeba will be interested one day
shadow spruce
yog do u think we'll ever get coop stalker
frozen kernel
i like to swim in warm bodies of water and get as much in my ears as possible
[squints at name]
void bison
yog do u think we'll ever get coop stalker
into the radius 2
shadow spruce
but i dont have vr
frozen kernel
yog do u think we'll ever get coop stalker
Wym it already exists?
void bison
call of pripyat has a co op mod i believe
shadow spruce
Wym it already exists?
where
void bison
or SoC
hexed igloo
the amoeba will be interested one day
Brain eating amoeba would die of hungry, poor fella
delicate shadow
I love consuming raw milk and dying of highly preventable pathogens to mog the urbanites
hexed igloo
I love consuming raw milk and dying of highly preventable pathogens to mog the u...
No no half these raw milk mfs boil the milk first it's really funny
frozen kernel
One person is Deggy but the rest of you are John Stalker and share loot
shadow spruce
X-ray MP mod
oh yeah i forgot abt that
delicate shadow
No no half these raw milk mfs boil the milk first it's really funny
that's fucking unreal lmao
void bison
I live on saturated fat, raw milk, roadkill, and whatever my pet falcon catches
hexed igloo
that's fucking unreal lmao
it's not pasteurization it's just boiling it to kill the pathogens
void bison
they put joe Biden chemicals in the store milk you have to get it raw
frozen kernel
I live on saturated fat, raw milk, roadkill, and whatever my pet falcon catches
The RFK Diet
hexed igloo
I live on saturated fat, raw milk, roadkill, and whatever my pet falcon catches
I drink redbull and smoke cigarettes
I eat dip
void bison
when the skull drips all over the car it leaves a natural aroma too
hexed igloo
It's basically ambergris
shadow spruce
> it's not pasteurization it's just boiling it to kill the pathogens
like what fucking jensen said about dlss 5
hexed igloo
Why u bring politics into this bro
plush estuary
void bison
like what fucking jensen said about dlss 5
sterile stone
south prism
the suspect has been found......
deft badge
The court finds them innocent all counts.
glossy nimbus
the suspect has been found......
cat
south prism
unfortunately he has already been sent to guantanamo bay 😔
shadow spruce
i guess everyone in the zone is magical
hexed igloo
unfortunately he has already been sent to guantanamo bay 😔
Too late already been exploded
shadow spruce
hexed igloo
Nothing but a pair of smoking shoes left
stuck thicket
the suspect has been found......
heavy eviscerator attempting to communicate
(i dont actually call him that its a bit)
glossy nimbus
(i dont actually call him that its a bit)
it wouldnt be a bad cat name
shadow spruce
heavy eviscerator attempting to communicate
Creature
exotic plaza
oh yeah i forgot evis got buffed
glossy nimbus
just faster swap time right?
long oasis
xv moveset got buffed
void bison
(i dont actually call him that its a bit)
you got no follow through
glossy nimbus
@plush estuary if u playing dt i have a 40 I think is cool
plush estuary
<@665740726474375168> if u playing dt i have a 40 I think is cool
sure I can hop on now
visual stream
visual stream
How are we feeling about the update gangalangs
opaque island
good effort champ, still cant get over that crosshair
glossy nimbus
How are we feeling about the update gangalangs
I like watching people complain
plush estuary
good effort champ, still cant get over that crosshair
tried blowing him up....
21 damaage
sadge
visual stream
I like watching people complain
Enjoy
spare talon
How are we feeling about the update gangalangs
long oasis
still not using it dgaf
yuh
visual stream
Scum players get a slap on the wrist plus buffs
spare talon
overall i dont have many good things to say
visual stream
Cry instantly
spare talon
positives are the OP stuff got hit slightly, and infantry lasguns feel much better now
visual stream
Still no full auto semi functionality
spare talon
but i am really not a fan of expeditions
glossy nimbus
anyone wanna play havoc 40
visual stream
That sounds stupid but it really is necessary
hexed igloo
How are we feeling about the update gangalangs
It's baller as fuck
visual stream
Just bc psyker has it doesn't mean other classes should
Brah acted like we didn't also hate psyker
hexed igloo
Expeditions are a lagbeast for the first 5 mins and then once everything catches up its peak
visual stream
I mean a lot of their staves are decently balanced so they relatively work
The peril is still technically the ammo anyway
spare talon
Expeditions are a lagbeast for the first 5 mins and then once everything catches...
expeditions just make me want to play normal darktide
they feel hollow
glossy nimbus
the only staff thats truly problematic is inferno staff tbh
deft badge
Expeditions with randoms fucking suck
hexed igloo
expeditions just make me want to play normal darktide
It's helldivers in darktide but better it could absolutely use more work but
For a 1.0 it's solid I think
visual stream
positives are the OP stuff got hit slightly, and infantry lasguns feel much bett...
Some pretty hollow positives imo
hexed igloo
Like the foundations are rocksteady it just needs to get filled out a bit more
ocean cedar
Rannick level intelligence on the Female Agitator here
visual stream
I'll have to try Expeditions myself but I wasn't a fan of the balance changes
hexed igloo
the only staff thats truly problematic is inferno staff tbh
M1 for everything onscreen to die
frosty herald
expeditions just make me want to play normal darktide
the fact that you can just get an error which causes the expedition to be abandoned or that you can get a failure screen even after extracting kills the mode
spare talon
Some pretty hollow positives imo
i mean both needed to happen
so thats good
but if thats the only good there is the update isnt doing to hot
glossy nimbus
M1 for everything onscreen to die
And guranteed dogshit players
visual stream
Like I bitch about thammers being behind the curve but they really could have given dclaws the buff instead and I wouldn't have been mad
hexed igloo
I'll have to try Expeditions myself but I wasn't a fan of the balance changes
It's a vet wet dream it seems there's a lot of long sightlines and unagrod squads you can line headshots on
tranquil bone
What was bad about the changes? I didn't really look deep into them but almost everything seemed extremely reasonable
spare talon
dclaws need a flak buff and parry blessings
visual stream
What is their source of hatred for dclaws on any non-Scum class
deft badge
They just suck
hexed igloo
I just think dclaw sucks in general
visual stream
What I'm saying exactly
glossy nimbus
its difficult to kill anything lmaso
frosty herald
dclaws need a flak buff and parry blessings
Technically perfect block is parry stance right
deft badge
Which sucks cause they're my favorite melee to use in general
ocean cedar
10 quid for the hive-scum it better have some fun weapons
visual stream
They pass over dclaw when it's one of the worst weapons in the game
If not the worst
spare talon
Technically perfect block is parry stance right
a perfect parry is a perfect block, a parry isnt
hexed igloo
Like dueling sword is kinda just better it's got the parry and can fuck up carapace
visual stream
Maybe cope
deft badge
Wait no
ocean cedar
Oh boy I wanna get level 30 Zealot soon to try expeditions
hexed igloo
They recently gave it the parry
deft badge
They added the parry and called it a nerf
visual stream
I can't possibly see what their vision is for dclaw other than a shit meme challenge weapon atp
deft badge
Right
visual stream
There's no other explanation
hexed igloo
Oh boy I wanna get level 30 Zealot soon to try expeditions
You know you don't have to be 30 right
ocean cedar
I can't possibly see what their vision is for dclaw other than a shit meme chall...
Devils claw?
deft badge
Yes
ocean cedar
You know you don't have to be 30 right
It told me I needed to be at 30
deft badge
Fun sword
hexed igloo
I can't possibly see what their vision is for dclaw other than a shit meme chall...
Erm sapper shovel GOD I want it to be usable
deft badge
Vets?
hexed igloo
Can barely fucking kill a groaner with it
deft badge
What's yours look like cause I enjoy that thing tbh
ocean cedar
My Vanguard hasn’t been able to get Darktide to behave
deft badge
Iunno I'm at work
ocean cedar
He makes it work normally though
hexed igloo
Trust me, I get it
It's better than 6-4 reversed but only marginally
sterile stone
deft badge
Atp I'd rather go in at 4am and leave at 4pm
hexed igloo
Real shit like next week my roster is 12-9 like dude I'd rather just open and go home at 6
When u work til 9 u really ain't able to do fucking anything lmao you can eat dinner and have a shower and then it's bedtime
ocean cedar
I need to get level 18 before I do Expeditions
Then I can have a good look at all of Zealots weapons
hexed igloo
It told me I needed to be at 30
I have 2 char at 30 that might be my bad idk
hexed igloo
It's darktide it behaves strangely
ocean cedar
Maybe it thought I was at Dukanes area
Anyway I’m at level 11 currently with a comically buffed Assault Chainsword
hexed igloo
Slap on some +xp to a charm it won't take long
ocean cedar
Bring along a Laspistol rather than a Bolt pistol
hexed igloo
Lasguns you have to hit heads so if you suck at that don't use it lmao
Bistol bodyshots do the job
ocean cedar
Most of the things I’d hit with a body shot get torn apart by the Chainsword
I just need a weapon I can use properly for some of the more annoying elite enemies
visual stream
I hate idle hands but I hate society's flavor of busy hands
ocean cedar
Plus it’s fully mastered
deft badge
I hate idle hands but I hate society's flavor of busy hands
Can agree wholeheartedly. One day will find happiness tho. In the meantime I strive for contentment.
frosty herald
i think expeditions wouldve worked better as a new campaign
full nebula
ocean cedar
Gotta love my team lounging around
Meanwhile in the area we are supposed to be in
hexed igloo
I hate idle hands but I hate society's flavor of busy hands
Only busy hands I want is jorking my boanar
But tbh this job isn't the worst it's 12hr shifts but I can sit on my phone
It's just boring as fuck
sterile stone
It's just boring as *fuck*
Sit around and monitor the consumer port wagie
sterile stone
Sorry I'm sitting around monitoring your mother
You can do better
hexed igloo
Oh yeah way better
sterile stone
I swear creativity is dead insult wise
sterile stone
I think an ape would be doing better
You know when they tell you go fuck yourself
They didn’t mean literally
hexed igloo
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but if a clone of me showed up that's like #2 on the list of things that'll be happening
sterile stone
Thankfully god would never let something so horrible to happen twice
hexed igloo
Maybe thrice though
sterile stone
Do you really think there’s someone out there in the world who like
Looks almost like a perfect copy of you
hexed igloo
Yeah probably there's several billion people
sterile stone
Fair enough
sterile stone
It's a lot
Depending on who you ask
ocean cedar
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but if a clone of me showed up that's like #...
Me looking back after finishing a game of Hab block Laranax
hexed igloo
It's an incomprehensible number actually
sterile stone
What’s incomprehensible is all the land we aren’t using
And yet we’re experiencing a global housing crisis
sterile stone
> there could be a Walmart there
You haven’t seen an abandoned Walmart have you
It’s fucken creepy
hexed igloo
Well no Walmart doesn't exist here
hexed igloo
Also a no
ocean cedar
I don’t think there’s any abandoned Tescos lad
sterile stone
What’s the Aussie lite version of Walmart?
sterile stone
I don’t think there’s any abandoned Tescos lad
Do they sell electronics?
hexed igloo
Afaik the literal only chains we share with America n shit is like mcdonalds
hexed igloo
What’s the Aussie lite version of Walmart?
Idk I'm not australian
sterile stone
Idk I'm not australian
Yeah you’re a kiwi
Aka
Aussie lite
Diet Aussie
Watered down Aussie
ocean cedar
Do they sell electronics?
I think I haven’t been in a Tesco in a good while lad
sterile stone
shadow spruce
new glasses time baybee
ocean cedar
Watered down Aussie
The ones that literally get left out of some maps
hexed igloo
The ones that literally get left out of some maps
Well you're getting nuked
shadow spruce
stalker yayyyy
idk how but my glasses feel brighter even though my sister says the tint is darker
hexed igloo
There's like 12 of us here to begin with that's not saying a whole lot
sterile stone
I only know one other
hexed igloo
You're my least favorite Canadian dw
sterile stone
I’m not Canadian tho
shadow spruce
There's like 12 of us here to begin with that's not saying a whole lot
wait youre one of those ppl that live where the hobbit was filmed ? !? !
hexed igloo
Okay?
hexed igloo
wait youre one of those ppl that live where the hobbit was filmed ? !? !
I been inside the actual hobbit holes in fact
shadow spruce
baller
hexed igloo
There's not much to em they're about 2ft deep and full of gravel
Stole one of the leaves from the huge ass tree you see in the hobbit village
shadow spruce
neat
hexed igloo
Fake leaves btw the tree is a lie
Every time you watch lotr I want you to remember that the huge tree? They cut it from some random farmers place, and rebuilt it in chunks with plastic leaves
shadow spruce
which huge tree
hexed igloo
which huge tree
Hobbit village big tree
hexed igloo
I've never seen lotr
Neither LMAO
deft badge
Lmfao
shadow spruce
did they ask the farmer at least?
hexed igloo
Idk probably
shadow spruce
were u old enough to get rounded up as an extra in lotr or no
frosty herald
How have neither of you seen lord of the rings
solar gorge
let's see what this neck can do
sullen forge
let's see what this neck can do
Fuck you bro
You nearly made me bust out laughing at work
deft badge
How have neither of you seen lord of the rings
Atp too many people have told me it's good
ivory marlin
shadow spruce
peak in 2026 bro?
ivory marlin
yeah its called having friends
shadow spruce
hexed igloo
How have neither of you seen lord of the rings
Fantasyslop
hexed igloo
I lowkenuinely just don't watch movies tbh
shadow spruce
:(
shadow spruce
I lowkenuinely just don't watch movies tbh
can i hit you with a hammer
deft badge
@spare talon this you?
hexed igloo
No
obsidian prairie
<@142046391504601088> this you?
No
hexed igloo
Last movie I watched was uhhhh avatar 2 when it was in theaters and it kinda sucked
frosty herald
I do understand cause if you watch thr full trilogy its taking you the entire weekend
hexed igloo
Before that was demonslayer mugen train also in theaters and it was decent
I watch approx 1 movie every 3 years
sterile stone
I watch approx 1 movie every 3 years
Shoulda went with the team and watched sinners
hexed igloo
Idk what that is
hexed igloo
You cannot possibly find someone more detached from TV and movies than me
Maybe a hermit living in the desert
hexed igloo
But with a twist
The twist is that the movie is ass
spare talon
<@142046391504601088> this you?
no?
hexed igloo
My favorite movie is fantastic Mr fox
spare talon
my psyker is asher mir
spare talon
but you found like one of the >20 ppl who has that title set to orange
shadow spruce
My favorite movie is fantastic Mr fox
Does this to you
deft badge
but you found like one of the >20 ppl who has that title set to orange
I found vect in a game once
So 2/20
hexed igloo
Does this to you
Can't I'm not fat you'll have to do it to yourself
plush estuary
@spare talon back now
spare talon
I found vect in a game once
vect isnt a tester
obsidian prairie
Vect's just an ass
deft badge
I remember the title
frosty herald
Are there media titles?
deft badge
Vect's just an ass
I'm very aware
spare talon
Are there media titles?
deft badge
Maybe a reference to the actual vect then
deft badge
Me?
plush estuary
cole
spare talon
<@142046391504601088> this you?
ah i know who this is
deft badge
Rip
plush estuary
I dont understand people who stay offline
spare talon
i recognized the name but i just checked
plush estuary
rah!!!!!!!!!
deft badge
ah i know who this is
Tell them they're a freak
spare talon
Tell them they're a freak
north sedge
Putting @vocal pulsar on blast
sterile stone
The twist is that the movie is ass
Subjective
spare talon
Putting <@253355223400185867> on blast
well i wasnt gonna ping them publicly cuz i dont know who wants to be identified
but sure
hexed igloo
Subjective
Subject these nuts to your mouth
vocal pulsar
Tell them they're a freak
jealousy at its finest
spare talon
whoa who named their characters this
"hm i recognize that name, lemme check who that was"
goes to test
"oh right its mankar camoran"
shadow spruce
If I get therapy I won't be funny anymore
Say hi to mash potato
spare talon
Tell them they're a freak
i dont have to anymore
vocal pulsar
@coarse birch left me no choice
hexed igloo
Say hi to mash potato
sterile stone
<@1117340723692445746> left me no choice
Rare to see Arthur Morgan on here
vocal pulsar
the channelled devastation bug is deeply saddening @spare talon i cant go over it
vocal pulsar
the channelled devastation bug is deeply saddening <@142046391504601088> i cant ...
i NEED my extra 7% damage
vocal pulsar
i would make it far worse, if i was active
case and point
as previously stated above
the character names
frosty herald
You really like kuli's guides
hexed igloo
Damn a guy just rolled up and dropped $700 on damiana that's like almost my whole pay
sterile stone
Damn a guy just rolled up and dropped $700 on damiana that's like almost my whol...
Ask him to adopt you
north sedge
hexed igloo
Bro owns a hookah lounge or smth
vocal pulsar
<:udder:1155701305461968988>
you play the update yet
north sedge
Not yet
hexed igloo
<:udder:1155701305461968988>
Could u at least go to psyker chat to milk yourself
shadow spruce
orang
shadow spruce
:)
i can fight like 10 bandits just fine but as soon as a god damn boar shows up and bleeds me to death
spice crystal
<@815326184610594826> what the fuck is this mechanicus map layout
green map of doom and despair?
deft badge
jealousy at its finest
Freak
wheat matrix
<@815326184610594826> what the fuck is this mechanicus map layout
how do u sustain enough cogitation to fire two four cost guns each turn?
vivid pike
how do u sustain enough cogitation to fire two four cost guns each turn?
not telling 
(i use one tech-priest as a cognition generator)
wheat matrix
yeah so do I but he still ends up not generating enough to then have 8 by the time i roll around, cuz other ones spend too
and summoning skitarii
since the skitarii have really good damage too
vivid pike
trueee
wheat matrix
(and phys damage guns are kinda rare so reliant on skitarii)
shadow spruce
surely theres a dayz pve server thats stalker based right
surely
i wish days gone had coop
void bison
https://tenor.com/view/milking-cow-futurama-dairy-milk-gif-23297178
hello kayak Tony's coin
shadow spruce
hi yog
wheat matrix
paper pine
Does eviscerator benefit much from rending?
hexed igloo
A pose
visual stream
<@815326184610594826> what the fuck is this mechanicus map layout
"Fuck it, have fun bro"
misty mason
So
Are the different points substantially different levels?
I haven't actually played a lot of expeditions yet
And am confused by what feels like some pretty poor design from a system perspective
hexed igloo
Are the different points substantially different levels?
Like difficulty per area?
misty mason
Nah like layout
hexed igloo
Idk what u mean
acoustic dune
ur mom
misty mason
Im using the wrong word
misty mason
Like alpha level vs epsilon
shadow spruce
hi wolp
hexed igloo
Like alpha level vs epsilon
Uh beats me I haven't done many either idk know what you even mean by that
misty mason
Like the levels you unlock by getting tech
hexed igloo
Probably not, considering you can select diffs
misty mason
The actual mission levels
hexed igloo
Like the different expeditions or the segments in each expedition vro
shadow spruce
https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HC7GTvMXwAEdBZA.gif
misty mason
At the moment its just feels like a weird additional way of splitting the players in a mode that's already completely separate from the main mission table
Expeditions
hexed igloo
Okay yeah idk they're probably similar difficulty since you can select a diff
Per expedition it seems to get gradually harder
misty mason
Hm
I assume that means more tech per pickup the further along the path you are
Actually, I assume difficulty also affects this?
Im honestly so baffled that there isn't a specific reward system for expeditions
The mode itself is fun but the systems around it are so weird
Oh i just realised something dumb
If you want to quickly farm mission completion penance you could just immediately extract
hexed igloo
Holy shit legitimate paint huffer just came in he was barely existing and his whole ass mouth was painted blue
shadow spruce
hes havin fun
hexed igloo
If you want to quickly farm mission completion penance you could just immediatel...
Yeah but then you don't get progress to half the other penances
plush estuary
@chrome wave @spare talon if you dodge when you get hit by burster you dont take hp damage
misty mason
Yeah but then you don't get progress to half the other penances
Ive got like 20 more scum completions to do, ive finished all the other penances
spare talon
yeah we've noticed this
shadow spruce
bro no way activision made the big baddie in the zombies storyline a confederate soldier that deserted
hexed igloo
bro no way activision made the big baddie in the zombies storyline a confederate...
Should've been a nazi
shadow spruce
they did that already
hexed igloo
Ive got like 20 more scum completions to do, ive finished all the other penances
Unemployed
misty mason
Why did you convince FS to not include weapon mods as the reward for expeditions Cole
misty mason
Unemployed
Scum penances
stray summit
nazi zombies and confederate zombies arent so different when you think about it
violet hornet
misty mason
Not all haha
hexed igloo
misty mason
I am unfortunately, too employed for that
hexed igloo
I still need to buy scum tbh
misty mason
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427883524651876426/1463709635461779568/e...
Looks inside
Veteran
hexed igloo
What if I want to
misty mason
Scum is fun
shadow spruce
cant stop you
misty mason
Im wondering if shield pistol might be the best weapon for expeditions
shadow spruce
wait wait wait activision no you cant do this to me
you cant fuck up doctor yuri like this
misty mason
Since loads of shooters seem the biggest threat
I have a suggestion
Make a tech priest class
Have it be literally just a reskinned arbites and have the dog be a servitor
Don't change the animation
Or the reverse
shadow spruce
no
visual stream
What happens in the anti-mastiff animation btw
misty mason
Servitor class, admech dog boy
misty mason
Need to eat some tide pods to increase desire to play tide
carmine lance
people are really dogshit at the new mode, huh
visual stream
Naur, me play Mewgenic and Rane Worl
ivory marlin
Chat
misty mason
people are really dogshit at the new mode, huh
Ye
misty mason
Tbf it took me like 4 games to work out how tf the auspex works
shadow spruce
does it not work like it does in the other mission
misty mason
Mostly no
You can use it as like a radar where you can pin things to an overhead compass
shadow spruce
...
hearty nebula
First Peak L
true
hexed igloo
Im wondering if shield pistol might be the best weapon for expeditions
Mobility trumps all I think there's a lot of running around, shield would probably be fine but yea
Lot of carapace around too
shadow spruce
who the hell in my friends list is arabic
hearty nebula
actually the first L is when a friend bought it for me on my birthday and then made me play it with him and another person i explicitly let him know ahead of time that i don't like playing games with because they're a fucking turd loser
hearty nebula
habibi...
shadow spruce
is that you, fould crea ture
hexed igloo
Lot of carapace around too
Iirc shotpistol doesn't do too well on carapace, and alright on flak, and not a whole lot of arbys melee is good for armor I don't think
hearty nebula
no
hexed igloo
Like the mauls will do it but you gotta swing a fair few times
hearty nebula
if it's not a snake woman, its not ainz
misty mason
Yeah a good ranged anti carapace build makes sense
shadow spruce
idk there was like 4 accents going around in that call
misty mason
Im out of practice with vet melee tho
shadow spruce
dutch
plush estuary
other side
shadow spruce
they didnt teach me geography in school
misty mason
Belgian biscuit
shadow spruce
i almost said geometry as a joke
hexed igloo
Yeah a good ranged anti carapace build makes sense
Yeah tbh better off running something to deal with armor at range, and shield maul for melee
shadow spruce
https://klipy.com/gifs/tickle-cockroach
KILL
acoustic dune
https://klipy.com/gifs/tickle-cockroach
whats with the long atenna
misty mason
I tried running an ex stance bolter but kept getting overwhelmed in melee, plus the limited ammo
acoustic dune
smh
shadow spruce
no the cockroach
i dont like cockroaches
evil creatures
theyre friends with asmongold
hearty nebula
whats with the long atenna
they're turkish
misty mason
So switched to brauto ranged scum for infinite ammo, but carapace was still a problem
hexed igloo
I tried running an ex stance bolter but kept getting overwhelmed in melee, plus ...
I be using revolver and knife
hearty nebula
ill stop equating turkish people as cockroaches when they start being decent human beings
hexed igloo
Shout and kraks
hearty nebula
🚬
hexed igloo
Infil would be fine too
shadow spruce
wait so if the guy was turkish where was i hearing the german accent from
hexed igloo
Germany
misty mason
Yeah I did thammer and revolver first
plush estuary
there was a polish, turk, german, and a brit
hexed igloo
Yeah I did thammer and revolver first
Thammer is so ass
shadow spruce
and i understood none of them
plush estuary
skill issue
misty mason
The sheer amount of gunners and how much you get suppressed makes the revolver not as good as id like
Thammer got buffed
shadow spruce
listen at least they didnt clip the fucking knife moment
misty mason
Still needs more buffs tho
hexed igloo
Thammer is explicitly meme oneshot weapon and fuckin useless outside of that niche
hexed igloo
The sheer amount of gunners and how much you get suppressed makes the revolver n...
Vet doesn't get suppressed
misty mason
Oh youre talking vet
misty mason
I was
hexed igloo
Arbites?
shadow spruce
ew
misty mason
But when you said knife revolver my brain auto switched to zealpt
hexed igloo
I run up shotty and shieldmaul for arbites, long shotty for the brittlement shells
Breaks flak heads from the mourningstar too
visual stream
Thammer deserves to be able to go through bulwark shield
I don't mean open easier, I don't mean open them for longer
GO THROUGH
KILL THEM THROUGH IT
shadow spruce
no
hexed igloo
I think slapping the shield with a heavy should knock it to the side with any 2hand weapon/being ogryn
visual stream
At the very least destroy the shield
visual stream
or become one
Already can
misty mason
The problem with thammer (and a lot of weapons) is they keep buffing ogryn health rather than nerfing the problem weapons
shadow spruce
yes because they hate us
misty mason
Which fucks up the breakpoints for a bunch of weapons
Or they increase elite and special spawn and makes slower firing weapons worse
shadow spruce
again because they hate us
misty mason
I just think theyre bad at thinking of how their systems interact
hexed igloo
The problem with thammer (and a lot of weapons) is they keep buffing ogryn healt...
Imo the problem with thammer is that other things can do what it does but better (excluding the boss onetap)
Like knife and taxe can both onetap just about everything, and solidly chunk bosses, and do it a hell of a lot faster
shadow spruce
idk i just think real hard and a bunch of ppls heads explode idk why tho
shadow spruce
misty mason
Idk I think thammer is pretty good cc
But i agree about the 1 shot potential
With the amount of opportunity cost using a charged thammer with thrust
You should easily 1 tap anything other than a boss
EASILY
Like maulers shouldn't even need thrust
misty mason
A regular charged heavy should delete all man sized enemies
sterile basalt
increase heavy atk stagger vs maniac
increase light & heavy activated atk dmg vs carapace
add health dmg gate for bosses to prevent 1 shots
calm salmon
increase heavy atk cleave dmg distribution
Is it still capped to three?
Or just functionally capped to three because after the third target you're doing 5% of your total damage?
acoustic dune
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/991876485596074066/1295571719909675048/ca...
is this true
modern lintel
is this true
sterile basalt
Is it still capped to three?
it's not capped it's just not very good
shadow spruce
calm salmon
it's not capped it's just not very good
I just know it was something like 100%>80%>30%>0 once upon a time
and if it follows that same loss in damage, poopy doodoo
sterile basalt
well it's not good even from 2nd target
misty mason
Thammer just got a buff against maniac
sterile basalt
lol
sterile basalt
Thammer just got a buff against maniac
yea it's still not that great of a weapon
calm salmon
well it's not good even from 2nd target
F
shadow spruce
my cat is watching a mosquito
acoustic dune
my cat is watching a mosquito
you?
shadow spruce
shes not going for it but shes watching
oh wait shes going for it
nevermind oh wait no shes trying to grab it now
void bison
is your cat powerful
shadow spruce
she likes to think she is
acoustic dune
is your cat powerful
ey yog
sterile basalt
made 0 progress today because I can't carry 3 people who can't kill toxbombers and I got mission aborted THREE TIMES
acoustic dune
you know anything about the heavy sword?
shadow spruce
no
visual stream
is your cat powerful
gaunt roost
is the new gamemode any good
sterile basalt
is the new gamemode any good
it's fun but has 2 major issues
one is the complete lack of QA
the other is that you'll very quickly realize that people have no clue how to do objectives in this game and expect to get carried
kill elites off objectives? nah
kill tox bombers? nah
kill gunners? nah
actually manage to pull through all this and extract at the end? lmao get mission aborted by an unexpected error
acoustic dune
Takes a bit of getting used to
cant believe we have trakov in dank tide
acoustic dune
indubitably
hows the buff heavy sword like
void bison
<a:wave:1343612356000747682>
void bison
hows the buff heavy sword like
it's so good I love it so much I've been playing darktide all day today
void bison
I took this week off to play death stranding 2 but I don't have the money for it rn
shadow spruce
real
void bison
yog i need motivation to keep stalker gamma ing
when the passion is dead it is dead
gaunt roost
actually manage to pull through all this and extract at the end? lmao get missio...
ok so i’m not missing anything until they fix it
shadow spruce
the passion is there but i cant channel it
void bison
the passion is there but i cant channel it
theres a mod that lets you turn in most missions without going back to the giver unless the mission type makes sense for going back to them
that makes doing missions and exploring have less constant back tracking
shadow spruce
i have fast travel
shadow spruce
game crashes a bit more often i think
sterile basalt
ok so i’m not missing anything until they fix it
it is very fun
it's just "hard"
ocean cedar
kill tox bombers? nah
They can’t do that normally
void bison
I had some chests and a workbench in rostok on my loner
ocean cedar
I’ve witnessed Atleast 7 Bombers hit the rest of the squad while I’ve ran for my life recently while using my new Zealot
shadow spruce
i need to get some new headphone pad cup things
theyre starting to fall apart a little
acoustic dune
it's so good I love it so much I've been playing darktide all day today
its pleak
misty mason
Im not sure if im being dense, but i keep pushing esc or right clicking to put the auspex away
shadow spruce
its a sign
acoustic dune
its a sign
yeaha mpreg
shadow spruce
youd have to draw it first bum
dim sky
Dude the crashes are about to make me brain burst irl
misty mason
Oh btw incase you guys didn't know
The big doors closing when youre transitioning to the trader zone can kill you
stray summit
Gang im playing the final mission of RDR1 i cant wait for John Marston to have a happy ending with his family :)
misty mason
I had some bad players panicking and our ogryn went down just by the door, I went to rez him and they pushed the close door button and killed us both
misty mason
Gang im playing the final mission of RDR1 i cant wait for John Marston to have a...
Finally, the red dead have been redeemed
gaunt roost
it is very fun
it's just "hard"
hard like ds2 hard or hard like ds3 hard
lunar fable
800d+ build
sterile basalt
hard like ds2 hard or hard like ds3 hard
Hard like “u will get fucked over by bullshit not within your control whatsoever” hard
stray summit
Jack Marston just fucking loves the cycle of violence
gaunt roost
Hard like “u will get fucked over by bullshit not within your control whatsoever...
ok so ds2
shadow spruce
Jack Marston just fucking loves the cycle of violence
something like that
sterile stone
Jack Marston just fucking loves the cycle of violence
Have you played the 2nd game?
stray summit
Thats up next, I wonder though, im sure its a prequel, so why didnt i ever see Arthur in RDR1?
I wonder i wonder
sterile stone
Thats up next, I wonder though, im sure its a prequel, so why didnt i ever see A...
You being serious or are you messing with me
stray summit
im being so fr, im an innocent young video games player, yet untouched by the horrors of protagonist death
sterile stone
im being so fr, im an innocent young video games player, yet untouched by the ho...
Oh
Well Tl;dr
They probably don’t expect the first game to be liked so much
So no one ever planned anything beyond some vague backstory
ivory marlin
@heady rapids are you in like a specific cobblemon modpack or just a modpack + cobblemon
void bison
<@400388201782706207> are you in like a specific cobblemon modpack or just a mod...
are you bonesaw lover
sterile stone
and post 1911 the west was kinda on its last legs
ivory marlin
are you bonesaw lover
Yes i am, my beautiful sweet yog, yes i am
sterile stone
So it’s not like they coulda made a western game in the future seeing how that lifestyle was already on its way to not existing anymore
ivory marlin
Bout to go bed tho cuz tired and don’t feel great
sharp willow
Hard like “u will get fucked over by bullshit not within your control whatsoever...
Me getting grabbed by a chaos spawn clipping through the space ship and then throwing me off of the extraction with 10 seconds remaining
I actually screamed when that happened
violet hornet
gotta love randoms doing exactly 1 map obj on an expedition and going straight to extract
exotic plaza
yeah because you get mission aborted if expedition go on for too long
💀
well documented issue
violet hornet
we kicked him lmao
sterile stone
Me getting grabbed by a chaos spawn clipping through the space ship and then thr...
Depending on where you’re angled
Mutants can grab you through the ship
shadow spruce
Me getting grabbed by a chaos spawn clipping through the space ship and then thr...
thats rough buddy
void bison
frogs
shadow spruce
frogs
shadow spruce
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2034409210553966856
if thats real thats hilarious
signal spoke
if thats real thats hilarious
It is real
sterile stone
friggin turnin the frigging friggers frigging frigg frigg frog gay
You know
shadow spruce
"what if hes right"
sterile stone
There’s something funny about seeing a restaurant owner have a face of like
Sheer disgust when someone tries to eat a monstrosity they make
median crow
hexed igloo
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2034409210553966856
Professional ragebaiter gaben
First tanking the knife market
zinc talon
AHHHHHH
LOVE IT
let me bonk some heretics with the religious Icon I ripped off the wall
was originally a decoration, now heretics brains are the decoration on the wall
calm salmon
Who's the guy that does those meat mountain challenges and stuff on youtube
The owners are always so flabbergasted when he packs away like 4 pounds of food in an hour or something
hexed igloo
I know you could handle a meat mountain
shadow spruce
chrome wave
800d+ build
ward do be expensive... esp since it only drops from 1 fucking piece of content in the game
sterile stone
Who's the guy that does those meat mountain challenges and stuff on youtube
Beard meets food
Big ole lanky ass dude
calm salmon
I'm so glad you knew exactly who I was thinking of
copper hawk
plush estuary
Is that you?
shadow spruce
Checks out if so
hexed igloo
https://youtu.be/TbhMjH6ZjXo?si=rgyVaggZ3LUuxZ8-
The burger looks so edited in the thumbnail why is it like actually that size
He's gotta be mpreg after all these videos
sterile stone
The burger looks so edited in the thumbnail why is it like actually that size
Clickbait I guess
hexed igloo
No but it would be clickbait if it was enlarged in the thumbnail it's not
sterile stone
He's gotta be mpreg after all these videos
I’ve heard dudes that do shit like this starve themselves for like a day or so
hexed igloo
Nah that fucks up ur stomach it gets shrunken and you can't eat nearly as much
You drink a shitton of water and have light snacks
sterile stone
No idea mate
hexed igloo
I do know
sterile stone
Only two people I’ve seen do shit like this is him and Stoney
hexed igloo
Yeah you just drink a fuckload of water to expand your stomach, if it's something you regularly do you can do it more too
If you spend an entire day just downing 2 gallons of water you'll be able to pack up more than you usually can
sterile stone
I’d wager they work out a metric fuckton aswell between challenges
sterile stone
That’s what I was thinking aswell
shadow spruce
bro why is a thompson so heavy in stalker gamma
sterile stone
Constant puking tho will fuck your esophagus up
Source: Food poisoning from Taco Bell
hexed igloo
bro why is a thompson so heavy in stalker gamma
Thompsons are heavy
hexed igloo
Constant puking tho will fuck your esophagus up
Also your teeth
And your stomach
Everything really
shadow spruce
Thompsons are heavy
heavier than a kar98?
sterile stone
Also your teeth
True actually
Remember a lady who was a old client of my folks
She was skinny like a toothpick
She would like puke after every meal
hexed igloo
heavier than a kar98?
Kar98 is 9lb unloaded, Thompson is 10lb unloaded
sterile stone
Fucked her teeth up so bad she had to get veneers
shadow spruce
what the actual fuck
hexed igloo
Fucked her teeth up so bad she had to get veneers
Yeap
hexed igloo
what the actual fuck
It's one of those old guns that are thick as fuck steel
It's why it was good and reliable because it had a thickass barrel
Another variant of the Thompson is also almost 11lbs
shadow spruce
well i kinda wish it was a bit lighter
hexed igloo
Sucks to suck
shadow spruce
cause i gotta haul like another 8kg of ammo for it too
hexed igloo
Pick a lighter gun
shadow spruce
ive got a 9mm aug so i could
hexed igloo
Augs r cool
copper hawk
Is that you?
Nah this is me
shadow spruce
Nah this is me
i think we're gonna have to put u down
median steeple
Nah this is me
recon playber...
at least you're not an assassin
KILL ALL ASSASSIN MAINS
shadow spruce
all i know is one of them is voiced by the guy who did sam coe from slopfield and the one guy from peakwarriors mercipeak
should i pay for him or no
once again, my biggest op isnt my fellow humans its a pack of dogs
zinc talon
"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make"
ok so it seems
when I go into my inventory now or have other ui panels up
I'm cut down to 60fps
hexed igloo
"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make"
Some? He just said all of us
zinc talon
I can't tell you how many years it took
end of college, maybe
before I realized farquad was really just fuckwad
and the tiny man with the huge castle, 'maybe he's compensating for something'
"He's a fuckwad with a tiny dick"
talk about a master class in subtle humor, that was a kids movie
flew right over my head for years
sharp willow
talk about a master class in subtle humor, that was a *kids* movie
If you go back and rewatch most of the early 90s and 2000s animations, there was a lot of dirty jokes that were snuck in for adults to laugh at.
Even earlier, i think
Nowadays i don't know if companies still do this or if they are afraid of getting a lawsuit for inappropriate innuendos or double meanings
You could get away with way more stuff before the internet was popular, lol
hexed igloo
flew right over my head for years
Lest we forget donkey crying police brutality
Probably one of my favorite jokes in Shrek tbh
sharp willow
Lest we forget donkey crying police brutality
Or the cops planting "catnip" on boots 😭
hexed igloo
They really were just doin shit back then lmao
shadow spruce
copper hawk
recon playber...
zinc talon
that shit eating grin
I wouldn't last a second, he'd get whatever he wanted all the time
mad at me? no you're not
hexed igloo
I wouldn't last a second, he'd get whatever he wanted all the time
My cat cleans herself off when I pat her
zinc crest
@spring storm
spring storm
<@708160784101933089>
vivid pike
<@708160784101933089>
respectfully
zinc crest
I am ass at this game
vivid pike
you need to ifnd something else to play
hexed igloo
<@708160784101933089>
You should explode I think