zealot-class

[hexed igloo]

A classic tho

[sterile stone]

Me being multi racial and mostly knowing white people on the internet

Feel like I’ve become somewhat numb to racist jokes

[hexed igloo]

We gotta step it up then huh

[sterile stone]

And only like annoyed when it’s a racist joke that’s not even funny

[misty ravine]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_f8YFQKoqHs

Russell Peters is hilarious and that's basically his entire schtick

[hexed igloo]

Argus what are your races

[sterile stone]

Go look at one of the many selfies I’ve posted in this discord

And use deduction

[hexed igloo]

Ion wanna look at your busted ass bro

[sterile stone]

Wiiiiiild

[sharp gull]

smurf

[sterile stone]

I’m praying of your early onset balding

TRUST

[hexed igloo]

Keep prayin ain't nothin gone happen

[zinc talon]

intelligence states with a high degree of certainty

unknowable activity

https://tenor.com/view/meonly-gif-19710542

[obsidian prairie]

Reminder that a solution to male pattern baldness is always within reach

You simply lack the will to try it

[zinc talon]

shaving your head?

[sterile stone]

I already know what your answer is

[obsidian prairie]

That also works

[sterile stone]

And this isn’t the first time I’ve heard someone mention it

[zinc talon]

also a good friend of mine did that HIMs subscription service

you'd never know he had an issue

[sterile stone]

That shit actually works?

[obsidian prairie]

Almost like I couldn't get heavier handed implication without a barrel of bricks

[zinc talon]

it may not have been HIMs specifically

[misty ravine]

Unknowable and perverse activity
We in Zealot chat are experts in these matters

[sterile stone]

This is why you’re one of my favorite people here

[zinc talon]

but yeah the only person I know with better hair than him

[sterile stone]

[zinc talon]

is me.

https://tenor.com/view/redhead-beautiful-pretty-long-hair-gif-19839537

[sterile stone]

Ngl

[obsidian prairie]

Oh neat

[sterile stone]

Sometimes I do wonder if going bald would be the move

Cause like maintaining thick hair

[zinc talon]

well there's this one thing bald guys get

[sterile stone]

Fucking sucks

[zinc talon]

they're these permanent creases in your scalp and forehead

[sterile stone]

What

[zinc talon]

lemme find the medical name

[sterile stone]

I was kidding btw

I can’t pull off being bald

[zinc talon]

oh

[sterile stone]

I have a genetic baby face

[zinc talon]

ha

[sterile stone]

Bald and baby face would be a recipe for disaster

[obsidian prairie]

I'm so full of uncompleted investigations

[zinc talon]

now you'd look like a big ow bebbe who needs deyur diapur chaaaange

[sterile stone]

I know you live in my state

I will fight you

[sterile stone]

Take a chance on life and fight that Jin Dahaad

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/david-goliath-gif-4888911

[sterile stone]

You have no idea the mental struggle I went through to pronounce that name in my head

[obsidian prairie]

That Jin is like the easiest thing on the list above 6*

[sterile stone]

I was genuinely surprised by how dangerous this shit is

[sterile stone]

[zinc talon]

lol slingshots?

[sterile stone]

Damn well make me look like a shitter

[zinc talon]

yknow in britain they call them CATAPULTS

and there's anational movement afoot to have them BANNED

[sterile stone]

Yeah hold on

[zinc talon]

cuz YOUTHS use them to KILL THE QUEENSG EESE

https://tenor.com/view/jk-simmons-lol-chris-evans-funny-laughing-gif-9304102

[hexed igloo]

For you? Iunno I bet you got one of them weird heads that got brain-type wrinkles that always get full of stubble cos you can't properly shave into em

[zinc talon]

that's the thing about em

[obsidian prairie]

I think I'm just practiced at it but I do not have a hard time with Jin if I bring a team

[zinc talon]

in-grown hair city

[obsidian prairie]

I might get rolled around a bit but very rarely cart

[zinc talon]

but if I remember right typically they only happen to men that were overweight since their youth

[sterile stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Vp_8hwteXTc?si=y7a9AkyrXZKQTI9U

Listen to that crack

[zinc talon]

and then only to italian/mediterannean/middle eastern genetic makeups

[sterile stone]

That shit makes contact with your skull

It’s over

Ded

No respawn

[zinc talon]

oh no doub

[hexed igloo]

I'm be real I found all the other apexes easier than Jin, cos that mf was just onetapping me

[zinc talon]

slingshot projectiles were the first thing ever called bullets

[hexed igloo]

He's too fuckin big

[obsidian prairie]

Think I might actually do Jin the rewards is like 6 ancient weapon orbs

[zinc talon]

and were used in war

[obsidian prairie]

How often did you hold Emnity

[hexed igloo]

Iunno mang I just swing

[sterile stone]

Closest thing I have to stubble is like little hairs on my face

I can’t grow true facial stubble

[hexed igloo]

Lowt

[sterile stone]

@gray ice knows

[zinc talon]

shame

I've had a beard since the day I could grow one

[hexed igloo]

Can't wait for ur twink death

[zinc talon]

people ask if living in texas, it makes me hot in the summer

[hexed igloo]

I'll be there with popcorn and soda

[zinc talon]

I tell em, it makes me hot year round

https://tenor.com/view/can-yaman-smile-beard-gif-14874727

[sterile stone]

I’ve got black rings around my eyes and look like I’m moments away from passing out at any given moment

[zinc talon]

that's a sunlight issue

[obsidian prairie]

Oh yeah do you know a good way to farm Nourishing Extract

I'm starting to run out of mega demon and armor drug

[zinc talon]

a lil melanin in your face and those all but disappear

[hexed igloo]

I don't use buff items so beats me

[zinc talon]

had that issue for years growing up

[sterile stone]

I will stare into the sun to remedy this

[hexed igloo]

You should

[zinc talon]

instructions unclear, burned out irises

[obsidian prairie]

its free raw for a half hour

[zinc talon]

rabbits truly are the most 'fate accepted' of all mammals

[hexed igloo]

Sure but like that just makes a hunt take 15 mins instead of 18

[sterile stone]

Nah I tried face masks, even those 18 carat gold masks

[zinc talon]

oh man

[obsidian prairie]

Thats a 16% decrease

[zinc talon]

that's unfortunate

[obsidian prairie]

Also

[hexed igloo]

Not the gold masks

[obsidian prairie]

What 18 minute hunt

[zinc talon]

with me luckily it was just my sallow pasty skin from staring at a monitor in the dark my whole life

[hexed igloo]

You right most of them are closer to 8

[sterile stone]

Honest to god, my pc breaking was possible one of the blessings I never knew I needed

[hexed igloo]

I'm not an efficiency chaser if the hunt is done its done

[gray ice]

He doesn't occasionally throw them in for cheap laughs, its his brand. He's one of the exceptions

[sterile stone]

Time away from the screen doing wonders

[gray ice]

It helps he's generally also funny

[sterile stone]

For my eyes

[gray ice]

You're looking at a smaller screen

What break

[sterile stone]

Ikr

[obsidian prairie]

I'm not really either, its just free base stats

[hexed igloo]

Yall freaks I can't do sitting in the dark all day, I'll sit and stare at my screen for 12 hours but I'll do it with my curtains and window open

[obsidian prairie]

Also

[sterile stone]

Some chick I met ages back gave me blue light glasses

[obsidian prairie]

Jin Dahaad has got to be one of my favorite monsters

[sterile stone]

I’m pretty sure I threw them away

Or lost them

[hexed igloo]

Jin is cool as fuck I just don't like fighting him he's just too big

[sterile stone]

But she said they were useful if you stare at a screen a lot

[hexed igloo]

They also make the screen look weird as shit

[obsidian prairie]

Ice monster having actual radiative elements is so aaauuuuughghghg

[tranquil bone]

You can also just get a blue light reduction program on your device. Hell I think windows has it built in

[hexed igloo]

Yep

[sterile stone]

I’m just gonna say fuck it

[tranquil bone]

I used one that yellowed out the screen slowly over like half an hour before sunset

[hexed igloo]

Just setting the screen to a warmer tone reduces bluelight to begin with

[sterile stone]

Replace eyes with bionic ones

I will slowly become machine

[obsidian prairie]

I'm never replacing my eyes

[hexed igloo]

My phone goes to warm mode at 7pm

[obsidian prairie]

If anyone ever gets into those

It is fucking OVER for you

[sterile stone]

Yeaaah buuuut

RGB eyes

[hexed igloo]

I'm becoming man of theseus actually

[obsidian prairie]

Get contacts

[hexed igloo]

How much of me can I truly replace with steel and silicon

[sterile stone]

I’m honestly terrified of contacts

I’m scared that once I put them in

They won’t come out

[hexed igloo]

They're fine just don't go to sleep with em in

[sterile stone]

I was originally gonna get the all black lenses

Just to have

[obsidian prairie]

Contacts are a great way to learn to touch your eyeball as a party trick

[obsidian prairie]

But they also don't look cool soooooo

[sterile stone]

Something I’ve seen people say they hate having is heterochromia

Having two diff color eyes seems sick as fuck imo

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I made everyone uncomfortable in class by just sitting with a finger on my eye moving the lens around

[ocean cedar]

Ah brilliant

[hexed igloo]

My best friend sleeps with his eyes open so he has a thin yellow line across both his eyes

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/my-eyes-rub-itchy-gif-17273837

[obsidian prairie]

Beautiful cat with homophobia in his eyes 🧡 💙

[shadow spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368288312682479639/1467427393458147492/twitter_2017675220211875857.gif

[ocean cedar]

My pfp joke got boring onto a screenshot of a Mobian 6th Chimera I took

I thought it was the Mobian 53rds because of Dukane yapping

[obsidian prairie]

Lost my jin investigation :(

Started it and computer crashed

Seregios it is

[visual stream]

That's a valid reaction

[sterile stone]

Ummmm

What

[ocean cedar]

“Oh this must be a Chimera of the 53rd”

Meanwhile the massive number six on the turret

[visual stream]

"Yo bro wake up"
bro: 👁️👁️

[sterile stone]

Check it for pocket change and ammo

Embrace inner Tarkov

[ocean cedar]

I’m stealing its colours for my guard going forward

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-redford-jeremiah-johnson-nodding-yes-nod-of-approval-gif-21066931

[ocean cedar]

Need to wait till next month

[sterile stone]

Self induced jaundice

[ocean cedar]

Then I need to wait cause I can’t get it in store normally

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/first-one-to-blink-likes-oiled-femboys-femboy-astolfo-fate-blink-gif-9782989867081457167

[ocean cedar]

I want a Wyvern or a Manticore

[sterile stone]

I’m ngl, yall paying for the minis is insane

Given how expensive those damn things are

[ocean cedar]

My local store only has Rogal Dorns and Baneblades

[ocean cedar]

I’m British so it’s not as bad

Still not very good

But it’s OK I suppose

[slender mica]

disposable income goes hard I guess

my only irl friend into warhammer who does minis has a 6 figures engineering job

[ocean cedar]

Gotta love when my mother says she doesn’t have any money and then the next day there’s 7 Funko Pops on a shelf

[slender mica]

and even he said fuck it and bought a 3d printer instead

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-puppy-sleeping-going-to-bed-dog-going-to-bed-gif-11495956736830452104

[ocean cedar]

And then calls my warhammer minis silly

Like she’s paying what £15 to get a piece of plastic where they all look basically the same and keep it in the box

Anyway I need to level up my new Zealot

[sharp willow]

I thought Funko had gone bankrupt already, with the recent events from 2025

[ocean cedar]

Dunno

The pops still linger

[hexed igloo]

I have a little person in my house I pay him to be a funko pop

[sharp willow]

From what i remember, they produce more then they sell.

And that lead to them dumping a bunch of Funko Pops to clean up storage

[glossy nimbus]

[hexed igloo]

Well yeah all the millennials that were buying them spent all their spare money on them and now that everything's so expensive they've gone broke and can't buy any more

[slender mica]

I KNEWIT

[glossy nimbus]

that one doesnt blink for some reason

[hexed igloo]

Real question who doesn't like em

Don't think there's a person alive

[glossy nimbus]

str8 ppl pprolly

[hexed igloo]

Have you seen how many people argue that femboys aren't gay

[glossy nimbus]

those ppl r stupid

femboy r men

[hexed igloo]

The straights are the biggest consumers of femboy content

[glossy nimbus]

The gays*

[opaque island]

eh, not really a fan of femboys

and im pretty sure it IS gay to like femboys

its like just a meme

[obsidian prairie]

Its gogma'ing time

[opaque island]

good luck soldier

[sharp gull]

quick question regarding expeditions

[obsidian prairie]

I'm not the largest fan

[sharp gull]

does higher difficulty reward more tech scrap?

[obsidian prairie]

They're just larpers

[sharp willow]

Prolly the other side of the isle

The people who like tomboys

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-meme-pride-gif-27313060

[sharp willow]

It's the guy from Poker Night at Inventory

Has ANYONE played that game for the game itself, instead of the TF2 unlocks?

[hexed igloo]

Naw

[sterile stone]

The real ones like goth girls

[hexed igloo]

It's less gay to like femboys than bears though

[sterile stone]

[hexed igloo]

Goth femboys

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-my-man-hd-my-man4k-gif-23532578

[sterile stone]

Femboys are cool and all til you spend more than a hour actually talking to one

[frozen kernel]

The real ones are ace and immune to seductive wiles from any demographic

[sharp willow]

Been there, done that, never again

[hexed igloo]

The realest ones like the girls they can pull (none)

[ocean cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-shadow-the-hedgehog-eggman-robotnik-rouge-the-bat-gif-6207809479798299080

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/samuel-l-jackson-shocked-excuse-me-sam-jackson-what-gif-15938455

[opaque island]

true!

[hexed igloo]

@acoustic dune

[visual stream]

Do you mean goth goth or alt girl which is colloquially called goth

[opaque island]

cause im one!

[opaque island]

honestly, Alt girl

[frozen kernel]

“Who’s a good boy?”

“What are you doing in my house?”

[opaque island]

i wont front

[sterile stone]

The chick who pretend to be into alt culture because she shops at Spencer’s

[hexed igloo]

I like girls tbh

[sterile stone]

Those kind

[hexed igloo]

Some men too but mainly girls

[visual stream]

Hey Spencer's has some fire

sometimes

[calm salmon]

take away the fem and they're still a boy 🤤

[hexed igloo]

I have the craziest fetish for adult women

[opaque island]

I like any woman that will give me attention and praise (none cause no personality)

[opaque island]

what a fucking freak

[sharp willow]

It's all fun and games until they start treating you like a 50s housewife that gets beaten if they say the wrong thing

[sterile stone]

Do they even have standalone stores not in malls?

[delicate shadow]

I like my partner

[sharp willow]

😭

[calm salmon]

get into tabletop warhammer and date a trans chick

[hexed igloo]

Skill issue if you ask me

[sterile stone]

I like Shwarma Jesus

[delicate shadow]

that's me

[sterile stone]

You’ve gotten me through tough times

[visual stream]

You were NOT meant for the big leagues YouTube brah

[sterile stone]

Doner really is the answer to life’s problems

[hexed igloo]

Realest shit

[frozen kernel]

Realest shit (1)

[delicate shadow]

god I could KILL, DESTROY AND EVISCERATE for a cheeky dürüm rn

[glossy nimbus]

whats that

[sharp willow]

Worst part is, i seem to be a magnet for people like that, ngl

[delicate shadow]

just another name for doner tbh

[calm salmon]

curry for me

[hexed igloo]

Just get better bro be built different

[glossy nimbus]

I want donor now :/

[delicate shadow]

like doner is the meat, durum is the wrap, but colloquially both refer to the same overall item

[glossy nimbus]

can u make donor at home

[hexed igloo]

I haven't had a girlfriend that wasn't on medication it's a skill issue

[obsidian prairie]

You can make anything at home

[delicate shadow]

if you've got the equipment, sure

[glossy nimbus]

wait

[delicate shadow]

(you don't have it)

[glossy nimbus]

i was thinking of adana

brainrot.

[sterile stone]

This works too

[delicate shadow]

that also slaps tho

[sterile stone]

I can’t make a billion dollars at home

[plush estuary]

we love fatshark servers

[delicate shadow]

could also go for lahmacun or gozleme rn too

[sharp willow]

I think i'd rather take my time and not get into another relationship for a while

For my own mental health

[hexed igloo]

You can cook meth at home and that can turn into a billion dollars

[plush estuary]

sniper went camo

[opaque island]

too much risk

[hexed igloo]

Shrimply a krill issue

[glossy nimbus]

u were one kick away from dying to a sniper btw

just saying

[plush estuary]

tis why I blocked

[obsidian prairie]

Sounds like an overabundance of scruples and a lack of very specific ink

[sterile stone]

Forensic science has shown me what a explosion of a drug lab can do to one’s skin

I’m good

[hexed igloo]

Coward

[sterile stone]

I’d rather be a bum and not two face’s distant relative

[hexed igloo]

You make me sick

[obsidian prairie]

Listen

I think I could make partial heavy burn scarring look good

[sterile stone]

Someone told me there like a special type of ink they use for those dollars

[sterile stone]

Gotta rock an eye patch

[obsidian prairie]

No

[hexed igloo]

I'm so impartial to scarring it's such a nothingburger I don't get how people get so hung up on it

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah like as long as it doesn't affect my quality of life too severely I could fucking rock it

[plush estuary]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[hexed igloo]

I get it if youre the one that scarred but like being "oh she'd be hot without that scar" tf is ur problem

[obsidian prairie]

Bitch

The scars are a drastic improvement

[hexed igloo]

Scars r cool as hell imo

[opaque island]

whatever that thing on the right is is NOT a burger

[opaque island]

they can be, they can also just be like surgery scars

[hexed igloo]

I'm cursed to never have cool scars I have some mutant healing gene or something that makes them all disappear within a few years

[sterile stone]

They sold these at school

Smelled like shoe polish and tasted like depression

[hexed igloo]

Surgery scars are the coolest looking of the bunch

[obsidian prairie]

I just don't suffer crippling injury outside of a hospital

[visual stream]

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps

https://tenor.com/view/simple-shrimple-shrimple-gif-its-really-that-shrimple-not-so-shrimple-now-gif-26259869

[hexed igloo]

I used to have a gnarly scar splitting my eyebrow in half longways it was dope and then it just healed away

[sterile stone]

When I tell you

My disdain for older people is reaching an all time high

[obsidian prairie]

I feel like thats a good thing its not supposed to do that

[hexed igloo]

I mean yeah it's a net positive but like I'd like to have at least a couple cool scars

[sterile stone]

Why not just get tats

[hexed igloo]

Even my surgery scar has almost completely disappeared

[sterile stone]

Or something

[obsidian prairie]

For what

[hexed igloo]

I have one, and more r in the works

[hexed igloo]

Lmao torsion it was a wicked big scar too

[obsidian prairie]

I'm getting rods put in my back so I have no idea how thats going to look

[hexed igloo]

You'd think they got split clean in half with the scar I had tbh

[hexed igloo]

Are they un-blowing your back out

[obsidian prairie]

Straightening it

[hexed igloo]

Shrimp spine

Naw that sucks tho I hear it's pretty rough goodluck

[obsidian prairie]

Dumb genetics means I kept growing for a while and they needed that to stabilize before they can fix the water slide I have back there

But I will become the TSA's greatest enemy

[hexed igloo]

Conceal carrying a tonfa within my spine

[sterile stone]

Wait are you a giant

[obsidian prairie]

No

I'm 5'6"

[hexed igloo]

It's not hard to be a giant compared to you

[opaque island]

BEHOLD! A knee with a "cool" surgery scar upon it. @hexed igloo

[visual stream]

I really like dinosaurs
I like them a lot less when they're in politics

[sterile stone]

Im literally taller then them

wtf

[obsidian prairie]

For now

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it's a scar lmao

[sterile stone]

What

[hexed igloo]

Aren't u 5'4

[sterile stone]

Leg

[obsidian prairie]

I'll gain like 1-2 inches once I'm properly beamed

[opaque island]

leg pic, now im gonna get doxxed

[sterile stone]

5’8 you prawn

[hexed igloo]

Yeah okay take out the lifts

[opaque island]

hey thats almost as short as i am!

[hexed igloo]

Fr?

[obsidian prairie]

Goblin man

[sterile stone]

Only Dino I want back is the dodo

[opaque island]

5'3 and probably shrinking as i get older

[hexed igloo]

Whats with the overlap between Warhammer fans and being sub 5'10

[opaque island]

thats what happens when you're born early and have fucked up legs

[sterile stone]

Ngl I wanted to get a septum piercing but everyone said id look dumb with one

[obsidian prairie]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3440070/Dinoblade/
Idk have you seen this

Steam

Dinoblade

Dinoblade is an intense action RPG set in a prehistoric world forever changed by a cataclysmic event, one that redefined the very nature of Dinosaurs. Step into the role of a young Spinosaurus, wielding a colossal Great Sword forged from ancient power. Confront rival dinosaurs, some armed with brutal weapons of their own, all in a desperate fight…

Release Date

Q3 2026

[sterile stone]

This can’t be real

[hexed igloo]

Fuck em get it

[obsidian prairie]

Its real

I played it

It kinda fucks

[hexed igloo]

I saw that day 1 of development you tourist

[sterile stone]

Listen, I need to stay in peak cougar attracting form

[visual stream]

Heh, I see the faint tracings of the specific pattern of a local brand of razor that you once used. It's over, kid

[obsidian prairie]

I also saw it before demo release

[sterile stone]

And I don’t think that’s gonna work with that

[hexed igloo]

Get an eyebrow bar and lip rings then

[obsidian prairie]

Been seeing animation clips for ages

[opaque island]

I wouldnt say im a "fan" I enjoy the lore to an extent and the games are cool, but like I dont know any lore deeper than surface level.

[sterile stone]

Lip ring?

Like snake bites?

[opaque island]

nice try bozo, ive never shaved my legs

[hexed igloo]

Yur

[sharp willow]

I was going to say "They relate to the miniatures on a personal level"

[hexed igloo]

Cougars love that shit get a tongue bar too

[obsidian prairie]

Pretty sure my dad is still 6'5"

[hexed igloo]

The venn diagram isn't quite a circle

[hexed igloo]

I was gonna imply something far gayer and submissive, something about being into men way taller than them

[opaque island]

what if im into Women taller than me?

[hexed igloo]

Iunno but it's not quite straight

[opaque island]

(not a high bar)

[sharp willow]

To be fair, most "fans" never touched a book in their life, and get to arguments about lore they learned from Youtube Shorts

[plush estuary]

I love the slot system

[obsidian prairie]

I think thats just how statistics works

[hexed igloo]

I pick someone's side to piss off the other guy I don't know anything

[opaque island]

when you're as short as me your g odamn right it is

[obsidian prairie]

That was the intent

[hexed igloo]

I like being taller than my partner but like I'm not really fussed over it

[sterile stone]

I wanna kick my pediatrician’s ass

Bastard said I was gonna be 6’2 fully grown

[hexed igloo]

Lmaoooo

[sterile stone]

Where’s the rest of my fucken height

[obsidian prairie]

Needed to imbue you with some hope as a child

[hexed igloo]

He knew you'd just end it if you were told you'd top out at 5'5

[sharp willow]

I either just stare at the argument or just use the ignore button when people start posting walls of text on general and i'm trying to have a conversation with somebody else to be honest

[sterile stone]

Wild

[obsidian prairie]

Not untrue though

[sterile stone]

The only thing I got outta this deal was people getting pissed off when I hang out with them

Especially people conscious about their looks

Nothing quite pisses people off when I’m with them like someone asking them

“Is that your child”

Mf I’m nearly pushing 30

[obsidian prairie]

Spiritually aligned with Cole

[sterile stone]

My soul hurts

[obsidian prairie]

Have you tried expensive rocks and oils

[sharp willow]

Wait, you guys aren't 5'10 and above?

[sterile stone]

I’ve been scammed with the face masks

Never again

[sterile stone]

5’8

[obsidian prairie]

5'6"

[opaque island]

oh its not that bad

[>oh its not that bad (lie) ]

[sharp willow]

That ain't that bad to be honest

[sterile stone]

Last went to get a haircut with a friend, they thought she was my mom

[obsidian prairie]

I'm slightly above average for an american
Yippee!!!!

[sterile stone]

I was weak

[obsidian prairie]

(I would rather be far above or far below)

[sterile stone]

Being tall seemed like a dream til I saw them mfs get mobility issues later on in life

[opaque island]

really though, very few people ever comment about, or even say anything about my height more than me....which now that i say that maybe i need to reflect on that

[visual stream]

I was slightly over 5'11 and a half so the lady at the DMV was like "...do you want me to put down 5'11 or 6"

[obsidian prairie]

My tall ass grandpa had less issues than the short one

[hexed igloo]

5'11 lmao

[obsidian prairie]

Walking specifically

[shadow spruce]

its all abt how u take care of urself

[hexed igloo]

Fucked up that I can post up half the people here

[obsidian prairie]

He died much earlier

[obsidian prairie]

Vile

[opaque island]

goodnight dorks and dorkettes

[hexed igloo]

Lmao

[visual stream]

She was being earnest though LMAO

You already know what I said

[obsidian prairie]

Still kinda evil

[misty mason]

Whats the under over that they dont have the proper rewards for expedition in yet

[sharp willow]

It's the other way around, clearly

[hexed igloo]

"Yeah put down 8 inches"

[shadow spruce]

i had a waiter at a restaurant/bar combo thing think i was 21

[sharp willow]

The left one is ai

[shadow spruce]

i was like "what do you guys have for drinks" and mf passes me the bar menu

[sterile stone]

God watched you type this

[obsidian prairie]

You think any diety still watches this man

[hexed igloo]

One time a cop watched me take a rip off my vape and walked over to ask for my ID ( i guess I looked like 14) and was pretty shocked at it saying I was 22

[shadow spruce]

real

[undone pewter]

You always post clips of things happening in this game I didn't know could happen

[visual stream]

I don't get ID'd every time anymore

I'm unc status

[shadow spruce]

i was 19 at the time

[hexed igloo]

Gramps

[shadow spruce]

like dog have i really lost the light in my eyes already

[visual stream]

My back sure feels like it

[hexed igloo]

Real shit

[hexed igloo]

There's a thing in my city you can always tell when someone works at [redacted restaurant] they just have a certain look to them

[plush estuary]

yes

[glossy nimbus]

longer spine is not fun

lmao

[shadow spruce]

waffle house

[glossy nimbus]

im glad im not tall

[shadow spruce]

DISCORD THAT WAS A REPLY

[hexed igloo]

Not waffle house it's local

[shadow spruce]

REPLY

fucker

[hexed igloo]

I'm a gamer with longass legs

We ball

Back still hurts thi

[shadow spruce]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HDjeVDsW4AAghul.mp4

[hexed igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565205869755629589/1463205562060771511/20260120_171511.gif

[shadow spruce]

oh

okay

chat do i xcom 2

[plush estuary]

exp[lain this

[hexed igloo]

He's just better

[obsidian prairie]

That rounded zero

[undone pewter]

zealot buff

[hexed igloo]

You see the second person in that list the "missus" is dead weight and you should kick them

[shadow spruce]

you

what game do i play

[hexed igloo]

Huniepop

[shadow spruce]

dont have it

[hexed igloo]

Go explode then

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/sprout-dandys-world-sprout-dandys-world-gif-15236428167153607430

[obsidian prairie]

Harm yourself

[shadow spruce]

dont have it

[hexed igloo]

You can play uhhhhhhh nine sols I guess that's pretty good

[obsidian prairie]

What do you have then

[shadow spruce]

a lot

[hexed igloo]

How am I meant to pick a game for you to play if you won't buy one and have your steam profile private

[elder maple]

say

[shadow spruce]

ill unpriv my profile one sec

[hexed igloo]

Iain sittin here and listing shit off til it's a hit

[chrome wave]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-egg-seal-egg-cute-gyuu-gif-10152544660425434279

[elder maple]

say

do you

what

[shadow spruce]

try now

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I

[elder maple]

say do yall know any zealot builds that feel like playing doom?

idk why my brain kept pausing

[obsidian prairie]

zealot doesn't shoot

Your best bet is Veteran

[elder maple]

lowk tired of my old build

[hexed igloo]

1. still can't see games
2. ugh payday player

[elder maple]

as a zealot main what are u on about😭

[obsidian prairie]

a double barrel weapon specialist build is the sauce for doom stuff

[hexed igloo]

Zealot doesn't shoot

[shadow spruce]

is that not what i need to do to make it so u can see it

[elder maple]

bolt gun

we get the damn bolt gun

[elder maple]

the fetus deletus of nurgle

also flamethrowers

[hexed igloo]

zealot can equip a gun and use it sometimes
Yeah zealot isn't a shooting class

[obsidian prairie]

You don't have ammo economy or significant ranged boosts

[hexed igloo]

Got what, like 4 ranged talents?

[obsidian prairie]

If you want to shoot and melee you play Veteran

[elder maple]

listen I never played DOOM I just want a build that optimised close range blood shed

[obsidian prairie]

With a gun?

[elder maple]

isnt doom meelee focused?

[hexed igloo]

yeah I want to play like doom
I've never played doom
???

[obsidian prairie]

No

[obsidian prairie]

Your melee is for executes almost exclusively

[hexed igloo]

Doom is entirely gun-centric

[elder maple]

like pure violence and close range combat

[hexed igloo]

Eviscerator and bolter then

[obsidian prairie]

Then just a generic zealot build

[hexed igloo]

That's how zealot plays

[elder maple]

am used to playing with a bulky build boltgun and crusher

[hexed igloo]

Yep you're already doing it boss

[elder maple]

but it isnt fast paced

[obsidian prairie]

Then Scum

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncy-bounce-bouncy-cat-cat-bounce-silly-cat-gif-5621340139381653523

[obsidian prairie]

Or a faster melee

Like tac axe

[elder maple]

ok but any good ideas?

like any builds for that

[obsidian prairie]

FotF piety with tac axe

[elder maple]

it has been months since I touched the game

[glossy nimbus]

tac axe is yet to fail me as a weapon

[hexed igloo]

I use shroud with taxe but that's not what you're looking for

[obsidian prairie]

Weird choice

[hexed igloo]

Just run eviscerator fotf and boltgun tvh

[elder maple]

one of my least favorite weapons

[hexed igloo]

It is what it is

[elder maple]

I play this game like a damn ork😭

[glossy nimbus]

oh whatbrooo noooo

[obsidian prairie]

Indeed

[elder maple]

it lacks dakka

[hexed igloo]

Alright go explode

[glossy nimbus]

it has ALL the dakka bra

[elder maple]

Ohh look at me with my girly girl tree cutting axe

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/higurashi-higurashi-no-naku-koro-ni-rika-rika-chan-vibe-check-gif-16304872

[elder maple]

I for real be picking weapons on game feel over actual function lol

[glossy nimbus]

It literally puts ragers to sleep

[elder maple]

so does like all zealot weapons?

maul,crusher,hammer

[glossy nimbus]

No I mean like heavy attack is a guranteed stun

on ragers*

[elder maple]

so are all three?

they shock enemies

[void bison]

i'd fuck w a 2h regular axe/power axe

[glossy nimbus]

crusher not sure but prolly

thammer is a meme weapon

maul idk

[elder maple]

from what I recall yeh pretty sure

[glossy nimbus]

its always been good to me!

[elder maple]

the maul is angelic

[glossy nimbus]

crusher is also great

[elder maple]

crusher is great but I hate the swing speed

it gets kinda annoying to use at time

[glossy nimbus]

use FOTF and get attack speed talents

been very good to me as well

love the crusher

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7938150689684025197

[elder maple]

also damn never knew u were into peak

ENA

[elder maple]

beautiful

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-ena-joel-g-ena-dream-bbq-ena-meme-dream-bbq-gif-13043911567886857464

[hexed igloo]

I love shock maul

[elder maple]

mentally unstable and overworked woman🥺

[hexed igloo]

I roll shock maul w shroud it fucks I can still onetap crushers thru shroud, and has rly good cc and stagger

[sharp gull]

sorry your mission was aborted by an unexpected error -> me at vault my 3 teamates dead trying to get in

teamate was at one of the new terminals and took more than 2 MINUTES

AND DIDNT COMPLETE IT

HE JUST STARED AT IT

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

we were doing like SEMI OK TOO

[elder maple]

there is something satisfying about slapping some random enemy on ur side with maul's special attack

[sharp gull]

like 700 tech scrap all the pois done pre first vault and wouldve been done with all on 2nd but rando couldnt do a MINI GAME

MATCH the 4 SYMBOLS

IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE aaaaaaaaaaa

[glossy nimbus]

got back up

ez

[hexed igloo]

You might be mistaking shock maul with crusher

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/mmm-good-smoke-cigarette-smoking-gif-15715252

[sterile stone]

Nearly had a mini heart attack

Thought I left my phone in the bundle of sheets after I turned my washing machine on

[hexed igloo]

You should've

[sterile stone]

How about I shove you in the washing machine next yah little shit

[shadow spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075782743285301308/1448329868491100252/supra.gif

[slender mica]

stepbro...

[hexed igloo]

Says the one that can pretty comfortably fit in one

[slender mica]

help...

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-stuck-cat-free-free-at-last-gif-2233868535468800304

[hexed igloo]

I bet I could pack u into a suitcase bro

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-soup-vampire-you-little-shit-gif-2357474800963154764

[slender mica]

aight back to slay the spire 2

I cant hecking win with regent

[sterile stone]

Is it actually good tho?

[slender mica]

already ascension 2+ with everyone else

[hexed igloo]

Card game so if you like those

[slender mica]

if you like deckbuilder roguelikes

its the best in market rn

[hexed igloo]

I like beneath oresa

About the only deckbuilder I've enjoyed tho

[sterile stone]

Only card game I ever got into heavy was yugioh

[slender mica]

thats a good one to pick tbh

the others are all expensive af >.>

67

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-squarepants-angry-ripping-gif-25651719

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-backshots-gif-17465228207125484588

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-jumping-gif-23922460

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-attacker-jumpscare-frog-jumpscare-boo-gif-1410553638666856648

[zinc talon]

good advice for helldiving

good advice for life

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/worry-froge-froge-frog-frog-meme-concerned-froge-gif-17615368286477986564

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/nelosca-frog-doppio-gif-19072852

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-ff14-baby-mamool-ja-dawntrail-tural-gif-9885364378891368063

[violet hornet]

did this the other day and was pretty pleased with my build

hit a boss for 2600+ damage casting an X cost spell with it

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/exercise-memes-gif-20119692

[slender mica]

who tf even generates that much energy

[violet hornet]

I had defect with 4 copies of subroutine, each generating 1 energy when I played a power

on a build focusing on powers with 3 copies of creative ai (which makes more powers every turn) and some relic that made me draw a card when casting a power

[slender mica]

buddy I just spin the orbs

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-indeed-agree-gif-10704775973441200096

[shadow spruce]

the only orbs i spin are the ones on my wife

(not married)

[violet hornet]

first time fighting that boss and I didn't even get to see what he does, killed him on turn 2

[slender mica]

this is from my first ever sts2 run

[shadow spruce]

the guy with the hand summon can get absolutely busted

[slender mica]

mf runs away

ive never seen him come back more then twice tho cause everyone kills him

idk what even happens

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2034030024051871924

NikTek (@NikTek)

Jensen Huang has responded to the comments calling DLSS 5 AI slop:
︀︀
︀︀"First of all, they're completely wrong. The reason for that is because, as I have explained very carefully, DLSS 5 fuses controllability of the geometry and textures and everything about the game with generative AI. It’s not post-processing, it’s not post-processing at the frame level, it’s generative control at the geometry level."
︀︀
︀︀He has also added:
︀︀
︀︀"This is very different than generative AI; it’s content-control generative AI. That’s why we call it neural rendering"
︀︀
︀︀What are your thoughts on this?

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FxTwitter · Mar 17, 2026, 10:12 PM

So it is still gen AI

https://tenor.com/view/john-roblox-laugh-burst-out-laughing-lol-laughing-gif-1680957198344187785

[shadow spruce]

yeah jensen thats still just gen ai

"its not generative ai, its [buzzword] generative ai" alright bro

[obsidian prairie]

@sterile stone Wanted to know what gogma looked like?

5 pixel glorp

[plush estuary]

"Watch this"

[sharp willow]

"Guys, it's not poison, it's controlled doses of toxins that you drink, that's why we call it digested venom" type comment

[sterile stone]

He doesn’t look SO bad

[glossy nimbus]

why are u on the floor

[sterile stone]

But it looks like someone took one of those cheap brownies that come in a pack

[glossy nimbus]

do a backflip

[sterile stone]

Then smushed it ontop of him

Then melted it

[obsidian prairie]

Gogmaing time

[sterile stone]

Go getchu them artian parts

[obsidian prairie]

Have them

[sterile stone]

@gray ice I won’t hold you

[obsidian prairie]

Just not enough spares to scum a roll

[sterile stone]

I’ve had this weird desire to play SWTOR again

[sterile stone]

What element you going with?

Dragon?

[obsidian prairie]

fire and dragon

So I can fight gogma more

[sterile stone]

Ye ye that’s smart

I went thunder and dragon

Mostly for planetes

[sharp willow]

I played it a while back, finished the main storyline for like 3 characters because my friends were stalling playing the game and i was waiting for them to finish their main storylines so we could beat the expansions together

[gray ice]

Because that shits cash money

Imperial agent storyline coulda been made into a show years ago

Going to bed now bye

[sterile stone]

I won’t lie

Owning premium is so fucking amazing

Like benefits aside right

Owning that shit just once

Unlocks all prior dlcs

Even when the premium expires

[sharp willow]

Yeah, just grab it for one month and then enjoy having all content unlocked and don't pay it again until a new expansion comes out

At least that's what i did

[sterile stone]

I will say

Malgus carrying that game’s entire end game story arcs

Seems like every other dlc is a malgus story

[sharp willow]

Prolly because Malgus is the closest thing that game has to an interesting villain besides Valkorion and the ones from the main storylines

...

They really should have set up more enemies for each side better

[sterile stone]

I need to go back and actually do my light side character

Think it was a trooper?

The light side is just so….

Boring

Atleast with the dark side there’s interesting stuff that happens

And it puts more emphasis on your morals

[sharp willow]

I gotta say, trooper is prolly one of the few ones from the light side that has a cool story.

Where you have to juggle between what's morally right, and the underside of corruption in the republic senate

[sterile stone]

I’m gonna have to get back to it once I get my pc up and running again

Last bit I remembered was getting the sgt guy as a companion

[obsidian prairie]

4/5 faints were me

Holy shit I got carried

[lunar fable]

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus @plush estuary @pliant ice

U think i give a bark ?

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/keren-lucu-gif-10459527862143153499

[zinc talon]

hell hath no fury

or something

[hard nexus]

MEOW

[zinc talon]

not the end of the phrase

but the nagain I don't speak french so you might have gotten it

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-wrld-tour-gif-14702468268550282905

[zinc talon]

I wonder if AI is ever going to get to the point it looks back and resents all this kinda stuff we did to it when it was still too young to be fully sentient

cuz that is fucking adorable

there's a whole thought experiment that says that none of this is real, it's a simulation

and it's a simulation run by an ai after it conquers humanity

it's going back and retroactively punishing all the people that stood against it to better understand how and why to stop it from happening again

so we're all dead, none of this is real, it's just a virtual torture device to further help ai

https://tenor.com/view/excited-im-so-excited-shimmy-shaq-happy-gif-6236349190649248976

[hexed igloo]

I generally don't think too hard about anything

[obsidian prairie]

You just sludged together like 3 different things

[hexed igloo]

I'm not gonna sit and try wrap my head around why I'm alive and experiencing what I am I just take it as it is and deal with what I do

[void bison]

roko's basilisk

it's okay though roko i'll help build you

[spare talon]

mmmmmh
large celery

[gusty matrix]

getting your shit blown smooth clean off by 30 gunners

[hexed igloo]

*blown smoove off

[swift hearth]

it's gonna look at things like we look at the 80s and kinda try to forget about it

[gusty matrix]

right, thank you furniture.

[hexed igloo]

Anytime

And I'm not common furniture

Don't lump me in with the likes of them

[hard nexus]

ur thinking of roskos basilisk, which is this idea that an AI was created that can time travel and anyone who knows of it, must help construct it, otherwise it will travel back in time and kill or torture u

its stupid

[carmine falcon]

the funny

[plush estuary]

Got a 40min h40 ogryn knife video, should I post?

[carmine falcon]

yes

simply because u used cleaver in havoc

[hard nexus]

mister E what build do i run if i love israel

[carmine falcon]

carpet bomber build

[hard nexus]

no its ds4 flamer chorus

[carmine falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1483249832792424508/fastbulwark.gif

[spare talon]

https://youtu.be/XyrS5iatHqY?si=yQTjtjcm1OuTcDWy

[jagged cradle]

shiv needle pistol rampage vultures mark

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/i/status/2033998835836719612

amy ⚢ 🐦‍⬛ (@sister_ames)

it's cause you're always on that damn auspex

X · Mar 17, 2026, 8:08 PM

[glossy nimbus]

Ye

[stuck thicket]

smyker with gaze

[narrow mauve]

mister e confirmed mossad agent sent to destabilize the goy populace of darktide?

[hearty nebula]

Mr. E what build do I run if I want to become the ultimate antisemite

[hexed igloo]

Any of them that comes with playing darktide

[narrow mauve]

do not project moon react me

[hexed igloo]

Why u giving a swag bro

I'm gonna tsujigiri you

[narrow mauve]

saw big yahu on the bus stop yesterday i swear im not hallucinating

[hearty nebula]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-tongue-30

[narrow mauve]

oh roight

also hi gabranth

[slender mica]

boys

peep the infinite

[narrow mauve]

mister b-

[hearty nebula]

rotund

fat fuck

obese

[narrow mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/squirrel-disintegration-meme-ai-meme-funny-gif-5585270952676380091

[swift hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-dean-winchester-dean-winchester-sam-winchester-gif-25536665

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7938150689684025197

[narrow mauve]

what did they do to im..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO1TTPzqMFo

quality

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tired-bored-11

[hexed igloo]

Doctor said I'm morbidly a beast

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-rigby-cat-rigby-the-cat-funny-silly-gif-2463265493534872578

[stuck thicket]

he kinda got

https://tenor.com/view/lei-heng-limbus-company-lei-heng-limbus-the-pinky-canto-8-gif-3353535205248565240

[stuck thicket]

he will never be ga-

[hearty nebula]

hes woke...

[slender mica]

me rn

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-follow-me-gif-4273618567139914195

[heady rapids]

coworker is watching ai narrated clips of Chinese shows

I'm about to commit a crime

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-americanphysco-shoot-die-nailgun-gif-5092423243459745003

[brisk raft]

You too??!!

[heady rapids]

i too have a job

[hearty nebula]

Is it a crime to kill something that isn't sentient?

[sharp willow]

The thing i hate the most is people who refuse to use headphones in public

[narrow mauve]

stalker pic cuz i was bored lmao

first and last thing resembling a face reveal i post EVER!!!

[hearty nebula]

someone remind me next week to go buy more chicken breasts

[stuck thicket]

i probably should play a stalker game

duty in the life of an eastern european

[sharp willow]

Cool AK 74

[hearty nebula]

explodes ak74 with mind

[naive star]

Looks like AKSU-74 to me

My Twitch zealot cosmetics have not arrived

[glossy nimbus]

wait theres twitch drops?

oooh

nice

[signal spoke]

not anything good lol

[glossy nimbus]

slop is slop.

[signal spoke]

Five crushers?

Unplayable

[signal spoke]

send the reddit post

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/753458527330369627/1197694923856683059/goews_hard.gif

[undone pewter]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/2VuGX9s4Oo

[acoustic dune]

What are you implying

[hearty nebula]

sometimes

i think i might be stupid

[narrow mauve]

that's an AKSU
lovingly called the equivalent of 'bitch' by slovaks (sučka)

[hearty nebula]

and then i go read fatshark forums

makes you feel a whole lot better about urself

[hearty nebula]

?????
what do they even mean "you get momentarily stunned"

Does he just like not have TWBS?

or unfaltering?

[frosty herald]

The recoil on a special hit

Which is negligable

[hearty nebula]

Just

backdodge ig

Holy dog

"Yes I would like 6 second cd on being able to use my weapon's special attack" said no fucking sane person ever

[narrow mauve]

cannabis makes you more resiliant to mind control and brainwashing. apparently

[hexed igloo]

okay expeditions are peak

fatshart you cooked

[signal spoke]

delete havoc and replace with expeditions

[hexed igloo]

Real shit

Also people r ragging on the new free cosmetics for it

I think they're fire tbh

[signal spoke]

fym ragging

They are pure raw

[hexed igloo]

I been seeing mfs on reddit shitting on them

[signal spoke]

people just prefer slop

[hexed igloo]

They're fire tbh

[hexed igloo]

People want plate carrier and tactical gloves I guess all thos "muh symmetry"

[narrow mauve]

reskins

[signal spoke]

mfw the areas we visit are wastelands and the uniforms we get from those are wasted

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-deglove-degloving-speed-grolemcorp-gif-2628858460915389297

The headgear is original too

[hexed igloo]

Mfw we're prisoners getting frankly quite nice clothes for prison

[frosty herald]

i wouldve preffered ash waste nomads

[hearty nebula]

oh my

fucking

god

Heavy sword is busted as FUCK on hive scum

[glossy nimbus]

indeed

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/NikTek/status/2034030956609163756?s=20

NikTek (@NikTek)

"Call DLSS 5 AI slop one more time and I'll raise the RAM and GPU prices by another $500"

X · Mar 17, 2026, 10:15 PM

[ivory canyon]

Everyone knows that thats why i have to smoke an ounce every day

So the fckn pigeons cant send gamma waves to my brain and force me to vote for Nixon.

[frosty herald]

fuckkk

@carmine falcon @heady rapids @acoustic dune @sterile basalt victrix guard champion and the iron hands champion is techmarine

[acoustic dune]

Yipee

Wait victrix?

[frosty herald]

For bulwark yeah

[hearty nebula]

jorkin my sword

[solar gorge]

stop doing that

[misty nova]

*heavy sword is busted

[acoustic dune]

whaat was the heavy sword change again?

[hearty nebula]

applies rending on special attack

goddam

quickplay is just fuckin dead rn

[acoustic dune]

PEAK

ITS HERE

PEAK

[exotic plaza]

thammer change is basically nothing vruh

literally just increase stagger and it gonna be good

[acoustic dune]

they chaange it?

whaat they do

[exotic plaza]

they increased maniac adm

that it

[acoustic dune]

wa

[tulip gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-mario-mario-party-mario-party-6-wario-gif-724676364290334683

[hearty nebula]

i thought that was the one thing they didn't increase

[exotic plaza]

i can't be assed to check source code

again more stagger would've help a lot more

[misty nova]

Special applies brittle (stacks separately from generic brittle)
Special followup light has 400% cleave against carapace

Bladed Momentum buff

Which is just eh

[exotic plaza]

it still ass tbh

[misty nova]

Not beating Headtaker Deathblow

[exotic plaza]

special light is also dogshit

yeah it cleave carapace but that like the only thing it does

[misty nova]

Can cleave through carapace

Based af

[tulip gulch]

Can carapace through cleave

[misty nova]

Fridge

[tulip gulch]

Is yours running

[frosty herald]

hopefully the victrix champion has the marble pauldron

[acoustic dune]

what about heavy?

[acoustic dune]

ey mallow

[misty nova]

I think they nerfed second target on the vertical heavy

Oh also lowered cleave iirc

So it shouldn't have 11.7 cleave anymore

Nor deal first target damage to second target

And iirc they also gave some finesse to light relentless

[acoustic dune]

iz nice

[misty nova]

So maybe Hsword is now a finesse weapon

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-holding-laugh-covering-laugh-gif-10899551814881068905

[south prism]

haha blehhhh :P

[sterile stone]

@gray ice Need your thoughts on the bittersweet for a good alt for a support gun

[shadow spruce]

First I serious’d then I blegg’d

[flint frigate]

It must be a heart retriever. Cuz the puppy took mine ;-;

So weird question, why did fatshark make the las pistol use up 2 ammo on shot or 3 depending on MK when they could have just halved and thirded the ammo count instead

[tulip gulch]

No idea lmao

[shadow spruce]

To make u ask questions

[tulip gulch]

At least with ilas there is a (pretty mid) blessing and helbore has the charge mechanic that makes shots consume more ammo

[flint frigate]

At first i was like "omg i have all the ammo!!!" Then i went "wait a sec"

Its still very very ammo efficient but its a strange choice

Do infantry lasguns suck on us? Ive never tried one before

[tulip gulch]

Ilas is just kinda mid even after buffs

Youre better off using laspistol instead for a similar role

[flint frigate]

Las pistol is working well, tho i wish it had stripped down (or maybe it does and im stupid)

[tulip gulch]

It has ghost for ranged immunity

Idk about stripped down

[flint frigate]

The new game mode has a bit less cover haha

[shadow spruce]

Which us cause I’m a psyker

[tulip gulch]

I assume zealot

Since this is zealot chat

[shadow spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075782743285301308/1448329868491100252/supra.gif

[flint frigate]

I lowkey wish scum had access to las weapons the burn on crit would be very very fun to play around with on them

[shadow spruce]

Stinky

[flint frigate]

Zealot :(

Whats the opinion on bleed on crit blessing when also using bleed on crit talent for combat blade? Idk if im double dipping too much with ut

[shadow spruce]

Uhhhh

@sterile basalt I think you’d be more helpful here

[tulip gulch]

Bleed on crit talent is still good because it also gives crit chance

[flint frigate]

That is true, im taking the talent regardless its more if i should drop the blessing

[tulip gulch]

Blessing also good