zealot-class

[visual stream]

Guess he put all his aura points into animal abuse against Arbites players

[stuck thicket]

i should prolly get on the game…

[solar gorge]

i am on melee rampage scum tbh

[hard nexus]

LMFAOOOOO

[visual stream]

You meta slave...

[solar gorge]

naw

[sullen forge]

Bro it feels like im fighting against impossible odds atm

[solar gorge]

hscum is weak

[sullen forge]

cause like

I think my teammates are actual shitters

within 1 minute everyone is down except me

[solar gorge]

we can 4 stack if u join us we have 1 slot

[hard nexus]

i need 2 get on darktide

after break fast

[stuck thicket]

has anyone checked in on hive scum chat

[heady rapids]

play on eu servers and be blesed

se

s

[solar gorge]

idk even know y i ask u you never adress me

[sullen forge]

fuck u..

[solar gorge]

i'm just a polite chud

[sullen forge]

I'll probs join if this loss streak continues cause this is just

holy

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-taiga-aisaka-toradora-sad-girl-sad-girl-emotional-alone-gif-6119726276555151088

[solar gorge]

me rn

[hard nexus]

lamda rn

[sullen forge]

Never seen so many Ogryn players immediately fold like chairs

and lose over 800+ Resources

on the spot

[stuck thicket]

i wonder what the store page looks li-

[violet hornet]

Can dropped resources be picked up by teammates?

[stuck thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1389818997112836118/1482170253596430508/togif.gif

im gonna read those to torture myself

[violet hornet]

Lol review bombing already

[solar gorge]

reading comprehension at an all time low

[sullen forge]

Foid as a term will never not be funny to me

[stuck thicket]

the fact its supposed to be offensive makes it even funnier

[sterile stone]

Community volatile as fuck

[limpid zinc]

what are people even reviewbombing about

[sterile stone]

The slightest thing triggers a review bomb

[limpid zinc]

i see a trend of "runs bad on amd" which is probably the only real thing

[ivory marlin]

Pickpocket got told “calm down a tad” i think

[violet hornet]

And they still complain about buff only balance lol

[limpid zinc]

ah...

[stuck thicket]

utter woke nonsense?!

[limpid zinc]

i saw this one and was like what did they do

[sterile stone]

I just wanna make this abundantly clear

Anyone leaving these glue drinking ass reviews

Will bitch and moan

[ivory marlin]

Congrats gamedesigner you did it, you ruined fun

[sterile stone]

Then boot the game up the next day

“It sucked all the fun out of Darktide”

[ivory marlin]

Im gonna get home

[sterile stone]

But you’re still playing it daily

[violet hornet]

"I can't quantify it at all but the game is bad now"

[ivory marlin]

Load up darktide

[stuck thicket]

not reading whatever that is

[violet hornet]

This person is asking for chaos wastes mode the day we get it lol

[stuck thicket]

LMA

[ivory marlin]

Yall hear that buzzing?

[stuck thicket]

lowk

i left a bad review but not for any personal reasons

[stuck thicket]

i got

REALLY FUCKING MAD

at the game crashing

and deranking my havoc

[violet hornet]

Understandable tbh

Also that guy criticizing the matchmaker not filling empty slots is reasonable as well that shit is awful

[stuck thicket]

can this game's bots like

do something please

why cant i adjust their builds anymore

[shadow spruce]

Because fs hates u

[ivory marlin]

I really like how in this clip 2 bots did maybe 4 dmg

Only gripe with dt is how shitty the bots are

[stuck thicket]

oh god they fucking

reset my builds

FUUUUUUCK

[ivory marlin]

Fuuuuuuck

[violet hornet]

Any idea which classes this happened to?

I forgot to screenshot my own lol

[ivory marlin]

Im guessing at least scum

[shadow spruce]

I assume all of them

[violet hornet]

Oh definitely lol

[stuck thicket]

scum

[ivory marlin]

Just scum?

[stuck thicket]

this might be fire

[hearty nebula]

mostly

[ivory marlin]

For build resets

[stuck thicket]

mmmm

sounds interesting

[frosty herald]

this is absurdly cracked btw

you will never ever get hit in melee with this

[stuck thicket]

i honestly

[hearty nebula]

im going to watch a scum dodge straight into a crusher overhead in like 5 minutes from now, aren't i

[stuck thicket]

really like the new scum tree

[violet hornet]

Gotta love looking in gen chat and seeing all kinds of people you've never seen before coming out the woodwork to find something to bitch about with the new content

[stuck thicket]

i was able to fully recreate the important parts of my old build with a few points to spare

[frosty herald]

its hilarious

like you dodge faster than sprinting

absolutely fucked for melee tho

1 backdodge and im forced to slide heavy with crowbar

[shadow spruce]

Dunno if I’ll play it tbh

By it I mean darktide as a whole

[frosty herald]

maybe ill warm up to expeditions if i treat it exactly as countdown

[heady rapids]

expeditions very fun but very easy

[stuck thicket]

shit i guess we're making shivs and taxe even more broken now?

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tired-bored-11

have you fucking seen the extract

[heady rapids]

yeah we did 3 maps alr

[frosty herald]

50 goddamn tox bombers

[heady rapids]

very easy

it arrives so fast

[frosty herald]

the hard part

is getting the valkyrie to come when you only have 1 other alive teammate

[ivory marlin]

Fatshark what

[frosty herald]

NEW TWITCH DROPS

[ivory marlin]

Not the pot head gimp mask

[misty nova]

Lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/ant-man-its-so-ugly-gift-present-birthday-gif-17339081

[frosty herald]

i like it

[ivory marlin]

I dislike the colors

[stuck thicket]

SCREAMS REALLY LOUDLY

I NEED THESEEEEE

[ivory marlin]

Chat skittles is locking pointcrow in a room to play the flute

[stuck thicket]

you literally have this and people are bitching about pickpocket like dawg

make sense for one second

[heady rapids]

unlocked the 2nd area

[sterile stone]

Ah

Rerun

[stuck thicket]

ough

[solar gorge]

this gamemode good with a stack

u go so fast

29mns full clear

probably could go even faster

[stuck thicket]

MMMMMMMMPH

MY WALLET FORGIVE ME

[misty nova]

All 5 zones?

[stuck thicket]

FOR WHAT I MUST DO

[misty nova]

No cap?

[stuck thicket]

i need all of these fucking cosmetics

[ivory marlin]

Thats the skin i use

[stuck thicket]

i WILL be taking the vet fit, the zealot fit and the revolver skin

fuck

[sterile stone]

Is this your first time seeing these?

[hearty nebula]

Someone give me 5 trillion dollars for the cosmetics, cheese and thank you

[frosty herald]

they reran the best cosmetic rotation theyve done

[hearty nebula]

good

[sterile stone]

Nah cap

[hearty nebula]

they should just keep these ones up forever

goated cosmetics

[ivory marlin]

Ogryn leopard prints

[stuck thicket]

bro we got the INQUISITION ONES

OUGHHHH

[sterile stone]

The winter vet fit was the best

[frosty herald]

the white imperial guard armor is a close one

yeah the winter ones

[sterile stone]

Yeah it’s a rerun

[hearty nebula]

Either that or give me uhhhh

[sterile stone]

That shit ain’t new

[hearty nebula]

whats it called

[obsidian ore]

IF YOUR GAME IS CRASHING IMMEDIATELY ON STARTUP!

If you have the lua heap size launch option from your steam (in library right click darktide, right click properties, launch options)
REMOVE IT and it should work

[sterile stone]

I’m glad you’re happy about it tho

[stuck thicket]

time to test the numbers on this scum build i cooked up

[heady rapids]

i havei t and it works sorry

[frosty herald]

FUCKING FINALLY

WE HAVE A PREMIUM THUNDER HAMMER OUTSIDE OF THE DELUXE EDITIOn

[obsidian ore]

that's why I said if your game is crashing immediately

[ivory marlin]

Wait send it

[sterile stone]

What’s vet got?

[obsidian ore]

we had like 5 people with it including me

this is the fix

[frosty herald]

jelly look

[ivory marlin]

Im blind

Shut up

[stuck thicket]

ok so

[sterile stone]

Gotta clear that mullet grease from your eyes bud

[stuck thicket]

4 taxe heavies to kill a crusher

balanced

[ivory marlin]

Concrete broke my glasses

[solar gorge]

there's only 3 in the first one u can acess

[ivory marlin]

So its hard to see

[sterile stone]

I’m still burnt about the tanker caps looking so

Meh

[misty nova]

Ah ok

[stuck thicket]

WHAT WERE THEY COOKING?????

[sterile stone]

Also I’m glad the chainsword skin came back

Just wish I actually liked the thing

[ivory marlin]

Nother day, another slop shop

[violet lark]

Actually some pretty cool weapon skins this time around

[stuck thicket]

i think im going to vivisect whoever is in charge of making head cosmetics for this game

[misty nova]

Male baldness pattern

[hearty nebula]

fatshark crossing their lucky stars that none of this shit is done in house

[hearty nebula]

wtf is this for

club?

[stuck thicket]

bully club

[hearty nebula]

ok

im still updating my game

AT&T hates me

[acoustic dune]

ztf is thqt

[violet lark]

Holy bonking

[misty nova]

A bully club

[acoustic dune]

ah

is it 20 dilla

[misty nova]

Ogryn saw zealot holding a relic and wanted something similar

[acoustic dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rolimons-roblox-limiteds-larping-AuYzGlflZ8hMVzknlo

[sterile stone]

Reminds me of that druski skit

People hiding balding heads by wearing hats

[acoustic dune]

clavicula

[sterile stone]

Ah yes

Let me smash my jawline with hammers

Achieve peak giga chad

[acoustic dune]

the i need to wear a wwig for my reciding hairline

[acoustic dune]

like full blown wig

[hearty nebula]

also

[acoustic dune]

ey catt

hellow

hi

[hearty nebula]

someone test HSword mk9 for me

let me know how it feel

[acoustic dune]

hellowww catt

[acoustic dune]

the mogger

[shadow spruce]

Look at my creechers

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/keith-lee-wwe-nxt-book-fire-gif-11238055282671991144

[sterile stone]

Isn’t the balding a offset result of the meth abuse

[ivory marlin]

The day shitty grammer jokes are funny mort might finally make someone laugh

[acoustic dune]

so like you

(:

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/burned-food-wtf-gif-22978287

[shadow spruce]

It’s funny because it’s a cat

Not because bad grammar

Keep up

[ivory marlin]

My grammar is fine

[acoustic dune]

how about your karma

[ivory marlin]

I also don’t spell things wrong for laughs

[ivory marlin]

Idk

[ivory marlin]

Probably not great

Im kinda an asshole online

[shadow spruce]

Yeah

[acoustic dune]

did you hug concrete today?

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[shadow spruce]

Give concrete a salami

[misty nova]

Oh so it isn't funny

I get it

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-of-course-ohhhh-oh-that-makes-sense-gif-11896286840118452668

[ivory marlin]

He wouldn’t eat it

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041063282435428433/1370222627687235646/togif.gif

[ivory marlin]

Hes picky as all hell

Very well behaved with dropped food

[shadow spruce]

Then he is but a hollow homunculus

[acoustic dune]

what if i

aand hear me out

drop concrete

on his fav

snaack

(you)

[ivory marlin]

He’d probably run off

Hes not a fan of being dropped or tossed

[acoustic dune]

dropped --> gently place

[ivory marlin]

He’d probably lay down on me

As he usually does

[acoustic dune]

after that i steal everything in ur house

[ivory marlin]

Ok

[frosty herald]

Btw primal got its final episode yesterday

So i can absolutely reccomend binging it now

[median steeple]

Ohhhh shit dude

none of my mods broke

lets go

[shadow spruce]

You should get a hedgehog

[shadow spruce]

That’s one of the images of all time

[solid current]

SOMEONE SHOOT THE FUCKING GUNNERS

[acoustic dune]

noz

[solid current]

👹

[stuck thicket]

kill people

[solid current]

they were tearing our shi up on difficulty 4 ‼️

[shadow spruce]

Odd image aside u should get an actual hedgehog

[ivory marlin]

Can you draw mort pregnant with triplets

5 robux

[heady rapids]

3 of us crashed

lol

[solid current]

[shadow spruce]

What

[solid current]

bible hastily wrapped around a flamethrower is so good

[heady rapids]

ogyn

[solar gorge]

this thing is such a fraud

[shadow spruce]

Good way to accidentally burn it

[carmine falcon]

so how's the event oomfies

i mean the new mode

[solar gorge]

it's alr

[heady rapids]

fun but very casual

so far

zone 2

v easy

[solar gorge]

it's p weasy

[carmine falcon]

straight up mortissing my shit'

[solar gorge]

new boss is fraud

[carmine falcon]

lul

tbf every boss is fraud with auric scaling

[ivory marlin]

Like

Like ultrakill

[carmine falcon]

i dont remember the last time a boss in aurics lasted more than like 20 seconds on screen

[solid current]

god shes so gold

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-providence-fraud-rent's-due-gif-10878147386214730358

[acoustic dune]

Dif you are actually giving me robux

[sullen forge]

@hearty nebula I can confirm the Heavy Sword after the changes goes pretty fucking hard

[acoustic dune]

5 whole robux I will do it today

[sullen forge]

Taxe is still my sweat lord pick but the HS is pretty fucking wicked now

[ivory marlin]

Im broke till Thursday

[acoustic dune]

Gud nuff

[hearty nebula]

Hell yea

[acoustic dune]

I'll finish tonight

[frosty herald]

Hows the brittleness on special?

[hearty nebula]

I'm waiting for food to finish rn

But I'll be on soon™️

[sullen forge]

its really nice

its nothing insane obviously cause its only 10%

but like if you're using a build on Vet with 10% rending you quickly notice it raise its damage

Aka Vigils or ILAS

[shadow spruce]

[sullen forge]

Oh Also ILAS Mk IX with Eff + HH is insanely fucked

I never went under 650 reserve

without Shocktrooper btw

And it feels good to use!

[hearty nebula]

eff? hh?

[sullen forge]

Its literally what I wanted

Efficiency + Headhunter

[hearty nebula]

i am tired

Oh

I'll have to look in a sec

Food...

[shadow spruce]

Wolp why do u hate me so

[sullen forge]

Its literally just the Vigils

but Laser

so I instantly like it

[hearty nebula]

Wolp never finished my thing either

[acoustic dune]

I get 5 robux to do so

Ask @ivory marlin

[frosty herald]

Did you try scum with alley rat yet

[sullen forge]

No

I haven't even touched HS

or Scum excuse me

[frosty herald]

You should

[acoustic dune]

I forgor

[frosty herald]

Its funny as shit

You dodge a comically far amount

[acoustic dune]

Although i have time now

[sullen forge]

Bro every scum player gets folded so far in Expeditions

[acoustic dune]

So might aswell

[sullen forge]

And ogryn...

even after the buffs

the insanely powerful buffs

[ivory marlin]

Best way to fight your battles is to pay someone else to fight them for you

[frosty herald]

I see people skipping alley rat and im just thinking how???

[hearty nebula]

Too bad I killed that character off

[frosty herald]

Ogryn is fucked up tanky

[acoustic dune]

Character?

[hearty nebula]

Ya the like

[frosty herald]

Just dodge into gunner fire

[acoustic dune]

I was talking about your portrait

[hearty nebula]

Mint car

[heady rapids]

extraction is so easy

the timer just

doesnt matter that much

[sullen forge]

You rapidly gain corruption once it runs out

[heady rapids]

barely

[sullen forge]

you just have to take that into consideration basically

[heady rapids]

& i was running a corruption res talent

[misty nova]

Can't kill you though

[heady rapids]

so i was taking even less

[misty nova]

It's like

Fallout 4

You can't die from rads

[shadow spruce]

Evil evil fucked up little man

[sullen forge]

Basically

Just dont get hit idiot

duh

[ivory marlin]

At what point do we just glass atoma

[shadow spruce]

You can die to rads in fallout 4

[sullen forge]

Anyways yes

Heavy Sword and ILAS buffs

beuno

[frosty herald]

We cant

[sullen forge]

perfect

[ivory marlin]

Mobian steel isn’t that important from what i understand

[sullen forge]

Love them

[frosty herald]

Important leman russ manufactorum

[shadow spruce]

Morbian steel

[ivory marlin]

Ah

Damn

[solar gorge]

i'll get to the last node and then idk

i don't think it's gonna get harder

[frosty herald]

Also the imperium is still fighting on armageddon

[solar gorge]

this gamemode is missing like twins

put the twins in there

[frosty herald]

Atoma is far from too bad of a position

[ripe quest]

Damn! We snuck in a 10% soul siphon effect on the actual player, if it's still fun we may need to bump it to 17.5% or something

[misty nova]

Weak Aura

[ripe quest]

no no ogryn is the weakest class it needs buffs

[acoustic dune]

You mean arbuties

[frosty herald]

The nvidia ai filter looks like a very specific type of advertisement

[shadow spruce]

Just saying, u can die to rads

[ivory marlin]

Its sucks that 90% of ai has been trained on porn face for women

Its slop either way

[shadow spruce]

Is that an actual frame of DS2

[ivory marlin]

Just

[misty nova]

I agree
#buffGunlugger

[hearty nebula]

Can uhh zealots center aura cure the corruption in new gamemode?

Or no

[heady rapids]

everything that cures it works

or resists

[hearty nebula]

Cool

[ivory marlin]

Maybe you can

[sullen forge]

Pretty positive it can

You might be able to buy an extra minute or so with it

[misty nova]

Arby's just got free strength on their talents

Maybe it isn't so mid anymore

[hearty nebula]

Someone be my chudling melee slave to keep enemies off me while I click heads

[shadow spruce]

There’s a pool of really blue water in one of the dlc areas where if u drink it you get like 20k rads and die instantly

[sullen forge]

No be me

and rock

ILAS + Heavy Sword

its kinda good now...

[ivory marlin]

Mfw lead belly

I should play more 76

I miss my teal t-45

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/mk6M0q6nEXbSct-pA?invite=cr-MSxJYVMsMTA3NDAxNTcz&v=9

[misty nova]

PTSD

[sullen forge]

I've had this happen

3 times so far

Mutant running at me just despawns

[acoustic dune]

Is rather erika kirk

[stuck thicket]

infiltrate?!

[sullen forge]

VOC Nerf basically put everything nearly on par with each other

[frosty herald]

They also steal 20 tech remants from you

[sullen forge]

Also Infiltrate is easily the safest option on Expeditions

[violet hornet]

Okay after reading some of the patch notes, is the review bombing actually scum players or is it plasma vets because m1 shot cleave was nerfed?

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/erika-kirk-stare-staring-blue-eyes-creepy-gif-1866985670339762080

[stuck thicket]

how hard was the nerf

is the cooldown just bigger

[violet hornet]

Also, heavy sword change looks iffy imo, I'll have to try it and see

[misty nova]

10 seconds

[sullen forge]

30 -> 40 second CD

[stuck thicket]

thats

[sullen forge]

everything is now 40 seconds

[stuck thicket]

barely anything

[sullen forge]

aside from EStance

which is 30

[misty nova]

10 seconds is all the time Fatshark could spare

[sullen forge]

• Buffs to Infil

[frosty herald]

?

[carmine falcon]

voc cdr unironically doesnt matter

[stuck thicket]

i may start playing infil on my knife build

[carmine falcon]

with enough spawns a good vet kill few specials and boom u have it back

[sullen forge]

Damage upon exit is no longer only 5 seconds

its 8

[shadow spruce]

You shouldn’t and it doesn’t matter if u have lead belly you just die to rads

[frosty herald]

Neat

[ivory marlin]

Yall hear that buzzing sound?

[shadow spruce]

Beating you with hammers

[heady rapids]

1/3 in and we only have 800

sucks ........

[sterile stone]

Plz no

[sullen forge]

there's already buffs to Infil

it went from 5 second damage upon exit to 8 second

Imo they're roughly all on par with eachother

but Estance is like easily the best right now

[sterile stone]

Next to no one is still gonna use it tho

Was gonna say exe stance atleast gives the team walls

[sullen forge]

Shredders + Infiltrate is still pretty stupid

stealth bombing

[frosty herald]

Now we just need vet to get a power axe

[sterile stone]

Ngl only use I’ve ever see. To infil was to rez teammates

Don’t think I’ve seen anyone use it offensively

[sullen forge]

They aren't using it right then lmao

You use it to push ahead of your team cause of the speed boost and pick off what's ahead whilst they push up

maybe thats the reason why no one can use it correctly

[frosty herald]

Inftrate surpression

https://tenor.com/view/dayum-gif-1189676832747532102

[sullen forge]

Literally

[sullen forge]

The Scabs upon the veteran suddenly manifesting right next to them

[hearty nebula]

i forgor

[sterile stone]

I mean can’t zealot just do that

[hearty nebula]

@sullen forge did they tweak uhh mk2b of ilas

[sterile stone]

But better

[sullen forge]

yes

Recoil

they tweaked its recoil

[hearty nebula]

👀

[sullen forge]

The other variants no

but they all got ADM tweaks

Mk IX with Efficiency is SUPER Ammo friendly without Shocktrooper

[hearty nebula]

No recoil reduction for the ones I actually would want to use for like armor defeating is

[sullen forge]

unsure about VII and IIb

[hearty nebula]

Kinda icky

[heady rapids]

this penance might be a problem

[frosty herald]

Id be scared too if some dude materialized next to me

[solar gorge]

finally gonna be able to pick my steel legion vet back

[sullen forge]

which one?...

[frosty herald]

I genuinely cant wait for new weapons

[hearty nebula]

Literally all of my veteran builds are unchanged

[sullen forge]

Running Rending Strikes with the IX and its honestly

doing work

like really good

[frosty herald]

If vet gets the 2handed power axe im maining infiltrate

[sullen forge]

carapace obviously its meh, but against Flak and such it hits hard still

[hearty nebula]

Yea

I'm giving mk2b a spin in psykhanium rq

[sullen forge]

Now idk if Eff might be good on it seeing its rapid fire

Could try it out?...

I'd personally do Falter + Headhunter

[median steeple]

new missions are cool and all but like

I don't like getting 2 scum on my team

[frosty herald]

Alley rat

https://tenor.com/view/albert-wesker-dodging-bullets-albert-wesker-wesker-wesker-dodging-bullets-dodging-gif-13020142885880178741

[median steeple]

these are cool tho

[sullen forge]

how it feels

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-grenade-stun-grenade-flash-out-fail-gif-11816755546242520873

[violet hornet]

How it feels playing since scum launch tbh

[plush estuary]

bye bye guys

https://tenor.com/view/bouncy-bounce-bouncy-cat-cat-bounce-silly-cat-gif-5621340139381653523

[sullen forge]

goodbye

https://tenor.com/view/pih-minecraft-minecraft-in-real-life-gif-8024513941063689602

[ionic zephyr]

You starting over or are you done

[plush estuary]

nah, just a level 1 character I made to help a new player

[ionic zephyr]

Ah

[plush estuary]

she leveled up way faster then I thought and so I dont need that class now

[sterile stone]

To chew 5 gum

[hearty nebula]

Oh my fucking god

[sullen forge]

What

[solar gorge]

we have 1 slot open if u want and we're just out of one

[median steeple]

naur I need a break

[solar gorge]

already got grid point gamma

easy peasy

[plush estuary]

guys look

fire....

[sullen forge]

Blight

day ruined

However Rampaging is back

swag

and Inferno looks cool

[exotic plaza]

how is the thammer change

[frosty herald]

Havent looked yet

[wheat matrix]

how has blight rotated back the fuck in already

holy shit

[solar gorge]

get bent

[frosty herald]

Inb4 rotten armor is in it again

[exotic plaza]

how the hsword change

[median steeple]

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[exotic plaza]

just got off work fr

[limpid zinc]

man im so torn cause relic blade is cool and all but it feels so slow

[long oasis]

update drop?

[violet hornet]

Looks extremely meh imo

[plush estuary]

where is my 2 handed weapon....

[violet hornet]

They nerfed damage on special to give it 10% rending on following attacks and added more power to a light follow up for the special which I don't really think I use

[plush estuary]

all I got was this dinky sword

[ivory marlin]

Chat

Someone left piss bottles in their room

[shadow spruce]

Rough

[ivory marlin]

This is like the gallon of piss all over again

[frosty herald]

Throw them at the customer

[sterile stone]

Bro had a redditor stay at his motel

[ivory marlin]

Yall remember that?

Idk if i ever told yall

[abstract quail]

do expeditions at least get as difficult as auric mael? would appreciate the modifiers but not sponginess of hav40

[frosty herald]

harder

[ivory marlin]

Someone hid a gallon jug of piss in the boiler room

Like a year or 2 ago

[pale spindle]

Holy

Can I drink it?

[sterile stone]

Bruv

[ivory marlin]

I got 2 fresh bottles i just found right here

[sterile stone]

Most of the people here didn’t even know each other 2 years ago damn near

[frosty herald]

i would be the type of shithead to throw it on their car

[frosty herald]

we go way back

[hearty nebula]

Got a party with 2 hivescum and dog arbites and I wanted to fucking shoot myself

[sterile stone]

Fired instantly

[frosty herald]

not if people dont see me

[carmine falcon]

oh yeah any broken mods

[hearty nebula]

Some

[ivory marlin]

I have to pour out the bottles but I really don’t want to touch them

[carmine falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1483249832792424508/fastbulwark.gif

[sterile stone]

Are you not given sterile gloves

[frosty herald]

dont they legally have to call a biohazard team for that

[carmine falcon]

dont use any of these

[ivory marlin]

I cant wear gloves due to autism

[frosty herald]

i swear powerdi is always broken

[hearty nebula]

Yes

actually

[sterile stone]

Can’t relate

[hearty nebula]

And people ask me why I just use scoreboard instead

[carmine falcon]

oh wait creature spawner is fucked nooooo

[sterile stone]

Touching piss bottles with no gloves is genuinely horrid

[ivory marlin]

Idk, ive cleaned up every other bodily fluid before

[frosty herald]

i genuinely prefer powerdi but that shit straight up doesnt work most of the time

[frosty herald]

even doo doo?

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[frosty herald]

unnaceptable

you have to call a cleaning crew for that

[ivory marlin]

Someone once left their rotting grandparent in their room

[frosty herald]

normal workers arent allowed nor certified to clean that

[sterile stone]

He is the cleaning crew….

[ivory marlin]

The grandpartent shit themselves and the sheets

[hearty nebula]

HUH

[frosty herald]

people a bit more certified

[abstract quail]

how are the enemy stats in the progression? I’d like weapons like revolver to not be useless because of breakpoints. Running whatever build I want might get me to reinstall lol

[sterile stone]

Brother there’s no certification for mopping shit

That’s a no skill job in the states

[frosty herald]

oh yes there is

you have specialized cleaning crews with certification

[ivory marlin]

Im waiting to see what my manager says

[frosty herald]

or do you want to send jelly to clean a sewer

[ivory marlin]

I have a very weak stomach id vomit

[sterile stone]

Thats literally what his job entails

[ivory marlin]

Don’t make me do that

[sterile stone]

My only thing is

He shouldn’t have to do it alone

That’s fucked

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/stella-how-stella-got-her-groove-back-angela-bassett-um-umm-gif-18975321

[ivory marlin]

Guest was called

[frosty herald]

no

just cleaning hotel rooms

[ivory marlin]

Apparently its beer mixed with apple juice

[frosty herald]

ive done cleaning work too

[sterile stone]

Yeah in the EU tho….

[frosty herald]

granted for laboratory building stuff and an university building

[mystic ether]

_> hm.

[ivory marlin]

Idk why they poured it into gatoraid bottles

[frosty herald]

dont drink it lmfao

[sterile stone]

Brother I dunno if you’ve ever read horror stories of hotel workers in the us

[frosty herald]

suddenly you get roofied

[ivory marlin]

I don’t drink beer

[sterile stone]

But cleaning bodily fluids is a common thing they’re forced to clean…

[ivory marlin]

I just poured it out

[sterile stone]

There is no on site hazmat team for hotels

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[sterile stone]

9/10 management will tell you to suck it up

And clean it

[ivory marlin]

We get hazmat bags

Thats about it

[frosty herald]

ive seen too many vids of mall shitters in america

[sterile stone]

Malls?

Those still exist?

[mystic ether]

Yes.

[frosty herald]

like supermarkets

[plush estuary]

hes not okay

okay tried new gamoemode

got bored and left

[frosty herald]

hes pondering the checkerboard

[plush estuary]

3/10 from me

[mystic ether]

Malls are dwindling, yes, but they're not totally erased yet.

[sterile stone]

All the ones near Dallas are empty husks

And even further out

It’s fucken creepy going inside them

[ivory marlin]

A few malls in utah

Still bustling

[mystic ether]

Hm. I hunger. I get food.

[sterile stone]

That’s unfortunately more common than it should be

[hearty nebula]

I've had two fucking wipes in a row on heresy because people just

Wander off

[frosty herald]

its absolutely disgusting

[hearty nebula]

Who let in all these HD2 players

[sterile stone]

But the US doesn’t have specialized people for cleaning human waste. That’s a all encompassing job of a janitor

[dry hinge]

I watched a couple streams and it became very quickly obvious to me it’s boring for me

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[hearty nebula]

Depends on where u work

Occasionally hospitals will have a specialzied job for handling biohazardous materials

[sterile stone]

Schools, markets, hotels usually just use janies

[sterile stone]

That’s fair but also

Hospitals just shit money out

Buddy worked private security for a hospital

[frosty herald]

if some little tyke drops a firecracker in the shitter im throwing his bike into the nearest lake

[sterile stone]

They kit you the fuck out with all that insurance money they’re siphoning off people

[mystic ether]

It is a thing but you have to actually be in those companies

And sometimes all they may do is designated pickup of other shit

[carmine falcon]

wtf was that mod that makes an auto notepad thingy for u called i cant find it or remember the name

[sterile stone]

Must be rare as hell then

Even when I worked graveyard at a gas station

[frosty herald]

https://youtube.com/shorts/gegpf09XBMo?si=IVkNXJQoPBrL5zum

[sterile stone]

Management sees anything like pipes or condoms or shit in the bathrooms

Was our job specifically to toss it

[frosty herald]

hadron doesnt like sand

[solar gorge]

it's p easy

[plush estuary]

ye

[solar gorge]

i'll see if it gets harder at like

the last nodes

we're at gamma and there's def more spawn

[frosty herald]

uhhh

where are my twitch drops

[ionic zephyr]

this is pretty sad

[sterile stone]

Link your account?

[ionic zephyr]

I was hoping for difficulty

[frosty herald]

i did

[sterile stone]

Is the steam muted?

[flint frigate]

Oh what the drops my fanatic friends

[frosty herald]

no the drops are in my inventory

but not ingame

[flint frigate]

I dont think ive ever gotten twitch drops before

[sterile stone]

Gimp mask with that ugly ass blue purple and black camo

[flint frigate]

For all classes?

[sterile stone]

Zealot

[sterile stone]

Restart the game

[flint frigate]

The gimp mask is my fave arbites cosmetic haha

[solar gorge]

the camo is singlehandedly keeping me from getting those

[flint frigate]

But i like the cawdor hoods alot

[solar gorge]

purple and black + blue

yuck

never dress yourself lil gup

[sterile stone]

The pattern is utter dog shit

I dunno who designing that shit saw big ass overlapping squares and went

“Yeah this shit gonna do numbers”

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/minion-rain

didnt work

[heady rapids]

@solar gorge @median steeple @sullen forge

[flint frigate]

Oh i see it i dont mind the colors

[solar gorge]

all ivy players are lobotomized

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/baffling-gif-24471655

[flint frigate]

So i just watch a streamer on an account linked to my darktide account and bam

[solar gorge]

it's well known

[heady rapids]

i got out alive got the urn but we still lost the gam

@runic grotto @solar gorge

[solar gorge]

nice aim dude

[heady rapids]

arby ranged build now fun???????

[exotic plaza]

anyone have list of mod that broken on new update

[sterile stone]

Might have to check the modding discord

[exotic plaza]

castigator finally good?

[exotic plaza]

fucking blightstormer

[solar gorge]

literally lmao

[frosty herald]

blightstormer jumpscare

[solar gorge]

even the arm flailing from the characters

welcome back fatass

[frosty herald]

this is fucking stupid LMAO

[shadow spruce]

oh my god it really is blight stormer

[sterile stone]

Brother taking his unfiltered rage out on the surrounding terrain

[shadow spruce]

whats the food critics name from the french rat movie whos name i cant spell

[solar gorge]

Gousteau

ah no

[shadow spruce]

no thats the fat one isnt it

[solar gorge]

that's the chef

idk then gl

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1483516010614096013/RDT_20260317_1822394956655678429061162.jpg?ex=69badf73&is=69b98df3&hm=ad3dc013b92ea2b034d6669a408522eec8891a390d3ad9de0064dc9d26dcb2b5&=&format=webp

[shadow spruce]

anton ego

[shadow spruce]

omg hi choopo ur awesom

[hearty nebula]

DC'd

Rejoined

Game immediately crashes to desktop

[frosty herald]

i genuinely wonder if they can do poker night 2

[hearty nebula]

Thank you fatshark

[frosty herald]

cause it got claptrap

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-ego-gif-9709800945809453150

[solar gorge]

just for that i think i don't want it back

[hearty nebula]

Get stuck with shit pubs, can't even have a stable connection

[shadow spruce]

why do people hate claptrap

[hearty nebula]

Fuck my chud life

[ashen quartz]

how we feelin about heavy sword now

[hearty nebula]

wym now

It was already aight before just sucked at carapace

[ashen quartz]

wym wym now

[solar gorge]

wym

[ashen quartz]

reading the question explains the question

[shadow spruce]

wym

[hearty nebula]

worm

[frosty herald]

vorp

[solar gorge]

it's good now it was already good before

[hearty nebula]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gummy-worm-2

[solar gorge]

next

[ashen quartz]

that's what they pay me in

woims

[hearty nebula]

Can I play with someone who doesn't suck pls

[shadow spruce]

yknow im gonna be real im almost half tempted to reinstall the game

[solar gorge]

i logged off

but add me on steam and we can play later if u wanna

[heady rapids]

the best part about getting a smyker in yo lobby is that its an open map and that fucker is gonna get flanked and kileld

[hearty nebula]

how

[solar gorge]

idk find me

[hearty nebula]

how

[ivory marlin]

Could lowkey fuck up an apple pie rn

[heady rapids]

find me

twin

[ivory marlin]

Cuz hes fucking annoying as shit

[ashen quartz]

anybody want to get hotpot

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/baking-anime-baki-anime-fight-apple-fritter-gif-19725296

[solar gorge]

here

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[solar gorge]

now u don't have to do it

[shadow spruce]

hes annoying but that doesnt mean u have to hate him

[hearty nebula]

???????

[ivory marlin]

I don’t hate hate him

But like

[solar gorge]

wdym question mark

[frosty herald]

still no twitch drops im fucking tweaking

[solar gorge]

i added you 4 u

[ivory marlin]

Id enjoy bl more if he didn’t exist

[hearty nebula]

No u didnt?

[solar gorge]

i sent it

[ashen quartz]

i enjoy bl plenty despite him existing

[frosty herald]

i had a smyker in my first game

[heady rapids]

also btw cole said its not a gamemode for tryhards so i wouldnt bet on it getting better

[hearty nebula]

o

ok

[ashen quartz]

not too big on borderlands tho

[frosty herald]

dude got killed almost instantly

[hearty nebula]

yea i see now

Also MTH profile pic based @solar gorge

[solar gorge]

yep

i'm asweome

[deft badge]

How's update?

[hearty nebula]

pawsome even...

[deft badge]

I'm at work

[hearty nebula]

👍

I keep getting stuck with shit pubs but otherwise

It's fun

[heady rapids]

its cool but too easy with premade too annoying with randos

[deft badge]

Average DT experience tbf

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncy-bounce-bouncy-cat-cat-bounce-silly-cat-gif-5621340139381653523

[solar gorge]

it's very easy

[deft badge]

I kinda figured the randoms were gonna be the hinge point for it tbh

[solar gorge]

probably more challenging in pubs but not in a good way

[deft badge]

Yeah

[heady rapids]

yeah its awful with ranods

they'll just fuck off

[deft badge]

Challenging in the "don't make me get a child leash" way

[heady rapids]

and die

[sterile stone]

Imagine they add Zola

[heady rapids]

u cant get swarmed cause there's ogryn nukes for sale

[deft badge]

Nah Masozi

[heady rapids]

in packs of 4

[deft badge]

Wdym?

[solar gorge]

nah bro

[sterile stone]

Masozi or Alice

[solar gorge]

if they a dt char to poker night

it has to be rannick

or morrow

actually morrow

[sterile stone]

loses hand

shoots everyone at the table

rannick.exe

[deft badge]

Fuck it Poker Night at the Mourningstar

[shadow spruce]

Poker Night in the Warp

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/rannick-darktide-rannick-darktide-among-us-rannick-among-us-gif-5291651355473045582

[sterile stone]

Does Rannick not seem like the sore loser type

[solar gorge]

my glorious interrogator

[violet hornet]

Man's never lost a hand of poker in his life lmao

[sterile stone]

Can’t lose when everyone is being detained

[solar gorge]

rannick is a sore loser but he never actually loses so nobody knows

[plush estuary]

@lunar fable tried new gamemode, got bored. so just speedrunning to havoc 40

[sterile stone]

I would give anything for there to be a random triggering banter about rannick losing a game of cards

And just shuttling the person he lost to into the air lock

[frosty herald]

rannick would be the type to cheat

[carmine falcon]

man i forgot how strong arbeetus is

[sterile stone]

Arabeetus

[carmine falcon]

jjust made a random ass build with 0 optimization and im bulldozing

[gusty matrix]

Rannick makes fun of Zola for falling into a trap and then falls into a trap but before that is like "You'd know all about falling into traps dont you" 🤪

[sterile stone]

Where the fuck do you get these from bruh

Mans has a gold mine of shitposts and refuses to share

[carmine falcon]

im in too many servers

[acoustic dune]

Habibi don't like us

[solar gorge]

this one is evil lmfao

[sterile stone]

[acoustic dune]

This remind me

What happen to args

[sterile stone]

It became too much of a pain in the ass for people to find

So I just changed it

[ivory marlin]

Its cuz of your stars

[sterile stone]

The stars aren’t leaving

[ivory marlin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yakub-glaze

[sterile stone]

You will take Cerebral Crustacean

[frosty herald]

Your name starts with a _

Thats why its hard

[sterile stone]

I could make it much worse by adding the degrees symbol

°

[frosty herald]

Evil

[solar gorge]

at the third stage of the expedition it's kinda just everybody lobbing ogryn mega grenades around

u get to hold 3

ogryn got mogged

[sterile stone]

Can they be refreshed with field improv tho?

[misty ravine]

Our Beetus

[solar gorge]

no, they're in the pick up slot

[shadow spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-instantly-cat-gif-1873077056918064466

[sterile stone]

Ahh

Well shit

[solar gorge]

but with 3 ur already getting more than what an ogryn could output assisted by fireld improv

at least in this gamemode

[deft badge]

New scum tree looks fucking insane

[solar gorge]

it's not easy to find ammo packs

[lunar fable]

does it suck

[sterile stone]

Tragic the mode is already hitting the bricks

[shadow spruce]

my discord just hit me with the fullscreen loading screen

[deft badge]

It seems like a hard solo carry check

[solar gorge]

should i hop back on havoc to get the 40 this season mmmh

[sterile stone]

But I’m not surprised in the slightest

[deft badge]

I probably won't play till I get home in like 4 hours tho

[deft badge]

I've been playing again in my very limited free time

[misty ravine]

Turns out players needed The Hallway to prevent then from mutually repelling each other like a clump of all negatively charged particles

[plush estuary]

boring

not many spawns

too open of a map

[solar gorge]

i'm sure it gets better spawn

later on

but it's a long way to go

[carmine falcon]

le good palyers when they're not getting fisted sexual style

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1483249832792424508/fastbulwark.gif

[karmic quarry]

Havent tried out any of the zealot changes but im interested in using the stamina aura, is it any good?

[misty ravine]

Naturally occurring blightstorm???

[solar gorge]

it's alright yeah

[deft badge]

Pov you're a random goober in a marvel movie and the hulk has spotted you

[shadow spruce]

is it worth reinstalling the game for this update

or no

[solar gorge]

do u have ppl to play with or do you like herding sheeps

[shadow spruce]

i do not and i do not

[karmic quarry]

If you play alone probably not

[solar gorge]

or maybe you don't and you just wanna play the havoc season

[frosty herald]

The update sucks

[solar gorge]

which is fine

[shadow spruce]

i dont play havoc

shit i dont think the game even thinks i have damnation unlocked

and i played aurics

[sterile stone]

@sterile basalt I have a cultural question for you

[carmine falcon]

time to try the new mode

[sterile basalt]

What

[carmine falcon]

i assoooome no spawns until u progress

[dry hinge]

See you back here in 15 mins saying it’s boring

[sterile stone]

Were you just in here the entire time

The fuck was that response time

[solar gorge]

p much

[sterile basalt]

No

[deft badge]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-inc-monsters-inc-mike-wazowski-i'm-watching-you-gif-gif-15020459069633813804

[solar gorge]

i stopped at gamma point

[frosty herald]

Youll be swarmed very quickly

[sterile basalt]

It’s fun

[solar gorge]

and there was slightly more thingqs

[sterile stone]

Anyways

[sterile basalt]

But

[sterile stone]

What’s with people calling each other uncle in Chinese culture?

[sterile basalt]

Quick play teammates are horrible in the new mode

[solar gorge]

yeah

v easy squadded up tho

[sterile basalt]

Are u saying ur not unc now

[shadow spruce]

alright so its staying uninstalled

[frosty herald]

i already know that gamma will be impossible to get

[sterile stone]

I’m just asking why is it so common

[solar gorge]

i have it

just cuz of 3k in one run

in insta unlocked

[sterile basalt]

That 250k TR penance is gonna take a while

[plush estuary]

@frosty herald

wake up

wake up

claim weekly

nice