zealot-class

[sterile stone]

I hate bad smelling clothes on people

And dirty rooms

[gray ice]

Room pic rn

[hexed igloo]

My room is messy perpetually but it ain't dirty

[sterile stone]

Bet

[gray ice]

Timestamped too better not be that spring cleaning from 06

[hexed igloo]

Or when someone reeks of not showered for 2 weeks but tried to cover it up with too much axe

And it just ain't covering it up

[gray ice]

If you're still doing this past middle school you should be sent to the middle of a forest

[hexed igloo]

You'll be shocked but it's common for grown ass men here

[gray ice]

Where's here?

Yugoslavia

[opaque island]

unless you have no access to water somehow, there really is no excuse, like even just some water from the sink can help a little bit im sure

[hexed igloo]

Nz lmao my region in particular

I live in a pretty shitass place very trashy

[gray ice]

Oh get off that island before I sink it

You have time but a doomsday plan is in the works

[sterile stone]

Diabolical wor

[hexed igloo]

The only people I've known to shower daily here are the gymrats that shower after every workout

It's not really a given to shower daily here like it is in the US

[gray ice]

Im ngl if I spend $1000 to visit a country full of people that smell musty 24/7 I might start whipping ass on principle

[opaque island]

honestly, showering every day is kinda unnecessary, every other day is fine

[gray ice]

Dropped a band to smell homelessness again

[hexed igloo]

With that being said, I do every other day

[sterile stone]

Buddy of mine ran on the motion of l, if you stay inside all day

You can skip a day

[hexed igloo]

To be fair it's not everyone just a lot

[sterile stone]

But if you work

Get in the damn shower

Nobody wanna smell no mf

Who’s walking around smelling like clapped gorilla cheeks

[hexed igloo]

If I'm staying inside all day I'm turning into a greaseball but I do still shower bc iain doin that to my gf

If you ain't going out at all being a greaseball lowk valid tho like I get it it's freeing

[sterile stone]

I enjoy showing cause it easily allows my hair to curl

And to think

[hexed igloo]

I like hot water

Boiling myself

[sterile stone]

I was just considering clipping it all off this morning

[sterile stone]

If my skin ain’t red when I get out that shower

[hexed igloo]

On god

[sterile stone]

It ain’t a proper shower

[gray ice]

I work in a warehouse so I have to shower everyday. If that filth stays on me I will have conniptions

[gray ice]

Chill out it ain't that deep

[hexed igloo]

I work retail and sit on my ass all day the most strenuous part of my day is walking to work

[gray ice]

A warm shower hit just fine

[sterile stone]

Gotta burn the filth away

[hexed igloo]

You ain't getting clean tho

[sterile stone]

On jah tho

[hexed igloo]

It's gotta be hot enough to kill bacteria

[sterile stone]

I’ve heard it’s healthier to take cold showers cause it tightens the skin

[hexed igloo]

Sorta

[gray ice]

Uh huh uh huh, I think I have soap for that

[hexed igloo]

Just finish your shower with 30sec of cold blast

Same result less torture

And it's very refreshing

[gray ice]

You don't have to commit a 5th crusade on your skin everytime tho

Thats all im sayin

[opaque island]

I understand the no shower if you stay inside, but if i do it for more than a day without a shower i start to feel GROSS, greaseball is def the right word for it

[hexed igloo]

I don't feel clean unless I've boiled myself

[gray ice]

Ain't tryna be captain Chris P. Bacon

[sterile stone]

Skin start feeling itchy type shit

[sterile stone]

On this tho I will say

[gray ice]

Wash your towels and sheets

[sterile stone]

And clown me all you want

[glossy nimbus]

Simply go without showering till you stop noticing

[sterile stone]

Women’s body wash is god tier

[glossy nimbus]

[gray ice]

Men's is superior

[sterile stone]

Nah

[glossy nimbus]

Stop scrubbing ur skin off pls

[sterile stone]

Women’s body wash is long lasting

Trust

[gray ice]

9 in 1 body wash and it doubles as windshield wiper fluid

Das value

[glossy nimbus]

Over scrubbing is not good for the skin

[sterile stone]

My drink

It’s everywhere

Damn you

[glossy nimbus]

Believe it or not

[gray ice]

Never let em know your next move

[glossy nimbus]

We need skin cells

[sterile stone]

Yeah but I need to not smell like “Oops”

Delete

Quickly

[gray ice]

Showering everyday and scrubbing ya shit with steel wool can mess wit your bodies natural oils

[glossy nimbus]

I saw a mf on reddit who showers for 2 hours a day

[glossy nimbus]

Yea like real

[sterile stone]

I wish for the love of god

[glossy nimbus]

Don't over do it

[hexed igloo]

I scrub my shit w a wire bruch

[sterile stone]

I could find the video doc about the guy who stayed at his family’s house

[hexed igloo]

Exfoliates good

[sterile stone]

Unemployed

[void bison]

no you don't the doctors say it is good and healthy to give your skin to us instead

[gray ice]

Ancestors all yelped at once and then went silent

[sterile stone]

Brother went weeks on end without showering

[hexed igloo]

If you scrub your balls hard enough with the wire brush you don't need to shave them

[gray ice]

You'll also sterilize yourself

[hexed igloo]

Win/win

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/what-in-tarnation-jed-clampett-gif-7591807

[gray ice]

Who needs vasectomies

[void bison]

polish the pearls

[sterile stone]

Aye real talk to, delete this before someone reports it to the mods

[gray ice]

If you put peppermint soap on a wire brush and wash your balls with it thats the closest you'll get to seeing God without psychedelics

[hexed igloo]

Mate if it was legal to sell organs here I woulda sold both my nuts for a crisp bag and got some nifty tungsten prosthetics

[hexed igloo]

Sure but reported for what

[glossy nimbus]

His roomies HATE HIM

And I'm pretty sure its a disorder like OCD like theres no way in hell a guy stands there just scrubbing every part of his body vigorously and not have OCD and I don't mean like ocd = clean.

[sterile stone]

Did you not read the bottom left image

[gray ice]

Im not sure of many places its legal to sell organs, but you need to adapt and overcome brudder

[hexed igloo]

I did but didn't realize that was an issue I been seein it posted here

[glossy nimbus]

I need to get back on cyberpunk..

[sterile stone]

Wild

[plush estuary]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[obsidian prairie]

Fuck if that was legal mtf transitions would be self financing

[sterile stone]

Cat vomit burger

[gray ice]

Same tho. Need to cop phantom liberty too

[south prism]

taco stan's finest meal yet

[gray ice]

Please don't summon the cryptid

[pure tree]

Probably OCD. I'm just thinking bcuz I feel all sneezy n shit if I'm in a hot shower for too long, how does someone last two hours

[hexed igloo]

Yeah yall can at least get paid for plasma we can't

[south prism]

my fucking boyfriend does that

it's annoying as shit

[north sedge]

Just gonna throw this out there because I just remembered it earlier, stan thought people bleached their buttholes with sandpaper

[hexed igloo]

You should throw buckets of snow over the curtain

[sterile stone]

Those words aren’t in the bible

[south prism]

i did the cup of cold water thing on him once, he hated it

[gray ice]

I can only think of your catastrophic water bill taking 2 hour showers everyday

[obsidian prairie]

Wdym get paid for my blood draws thats like a few hundred every 4 months

[gray ice]

Water lookin like the rent check due

[south prism]

i make him pay it

[pure tree]

That's definitely not chicken and definitely a finch or smthng 💔

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/braindead-cat-brain-damage-gif-583403308765934478

[north sedge]

Stan be praised

[hexed igloo]

Probably depends on the place but ik you can get paid for plasma

[sterile stone]

Coconut Jesus

Brother of Soju Jesus

[tranquil bone]

Oh yeah it's definitely a thing

I've seen one or two

[sterile stone]

You gotta stop

I’m trying to eat dude

[obsidian prairie]

Wouldn't testing consume most of it

[gray ice]

Good deal

[gray ice]

Stan is a living SCP no one can convince me otherwise

[hexed igloo]

Idk ask someone that harvests plasma

If testing used most of it plasma and blood donations would be pretty pointless

[ivory marlin]

Chat my profile is pretty masculine right?

[sterile stone]

Brother shows up like king Ramsey from Courage

[south prism]

you can get paid for leukopaks at like $300 per 56 days or something. what people normally do is visit different places to donate plasma every 14 days or so to earn money that way even though they're really not meant to

[gray ice]

Buy better bait

[glossy nimbus]

no

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/courage-the-cowardly-dog-gif-5348318

[pure tree]

I like Eevee, that is the coolest Pokemon

[gray ice]

Reported to BBB

[obsidian prairie]

I don't get much drawn
I'm sure I could do a donation at the same draw but that would require contributing more than my testing blood which probably isn't a great idea considering how small I am

[south prism]

there are many companies that specialize in specifically taking plasma donations for cash

[ivory marlin]

Banned cuz bad engagement bait

[pure tree]

Scolipede is probably the worst Pokemon in the franchise

[ivory marlin]

Rough out here 😔

Trevenant is my favorite Pokemon

[obsidian prairie]

I have never played a pokemon game

[hexed igloo]

Okay well yeah if you're getting blood drawn for tests yeah it's gonna use most of it

[glossy nimbus]

what how

[pure tree]

Then it still applies smh

[hexed igloo]

I like gardevoir

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah that fits

[pure tree]

False advertising. Bugs don't get that big irl

[tranquil bone]

Yeah it's really sad honestly. Like pure cyberpunk dystopia shit with the demographics they target

[sterile stone]

Case in point

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[pure tree]

If Scolipede was real it'd be ok, but Scolipede isn't real so wtf

[sterile stone]

The Madagascar giant hissing cockroach

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/scolipede-pokemon-drool-hungry-gif-5181325612545408305

ok but

its cute

and hug sized

and big

[pure tree]

Yeah but I want Scolipede to be real

[hexed igloo]

Big lopunny and vaporeon fan too

[obsidian prairie]

14 ft death centipede

[pure tree]

And they're not Pokemon anime lied

[ivory marlin]

Watch mf go ball mode

[south prism]

absolutely. the fact that people lie and go to different places to donate as much as possible just makes it worse

[glossy nimbus]

throw me to the scoliopedes

[south prism]

they are being forgotten by us and used for blood

[sterile stone]

Imagine getting your shit rocked by a giant pill bug

[ivory marlin]

If pokemon were real half of this server would probably be dead

Highkey

[glossy nimbus]

def

I'd be dead too possibly

for

[glossy nimbus]

the right reasons

[obsidian prairie]

Most would be

[glossy nimbus]

(I need a gardevoir plushie)

[sterile stone]

I can imagine you’d be snatched away by some giant vulture

[obsidian prairie]

Ecological disaster would be flavor of the week

[ivory marlin]

Driftlooms hate fat kids so im safe

[south prism]

this is the stupidest thing i've seen posted here omfg it's so good

[sterile stone]

Monster hunter franchise coming true

[obsidian prairie]

Worse than mh

Far far worse

[ivory marlin]

I mean

[sterile stone]

I mean in all fairness right

[ivory marlin]

We have mr flood the world every what 100 years?

[pure tree]

Pokemon being real would be the worse. Half of them would be extinct, the ones that are cute would be turned into show pets that are inbred, and Rayquaza would destroy a city every week if we don't give it offerings

[ivory marlin]

Or ig misses

[sterile stone]

No one has ever used an ar15 on a pokemon

[pure tree]

But I guess Pikachu exists so there's a silver lining

[ivory marlin]

Cuz that ditto game said kyoger a woman

[sterile stone]

So I feel like we’d be somewhat ok

[obsidian prairie]

Some persons big dog sees a mailman and the entire ring of fire goes off

Kids get abducted by balloons every 5 seconds

and theres 15 possible afterlives

[tranquil bone]

I'm pretty sure Pokemon in war is directly canon

[sterile stone]

Wheezy being used by the to kill people

By the cia

[tranquil bone]

Like lt what's his name

[pure tree]

He would be used by the to kill people, you're right

[sterile stone]

I hate auto correct

[mystic ether]

I mean, first thing first, most pkmn would just shit all over people trying to abuse them so that's just free.

[sterile stone]

I miss typing on my keyboard

[ivory marlin]

Imagine ww2 with pokemon

[calm salmon]

@sterile stone please please watch this

[sterile stone]

That’s where modern firearms come into place

[mystic ether]

Anything incorporated into governments and corporations is all fuckshit for free.

[mystic ether]

Intelligence agencies definitely having a field day with psychic types. It's just gonna happen.

[obsidian prairie]

216 defence + 4x normal res

Die

[pure tree]

There's like fifty episodes where some Pokemon gets hurt by their trainer and then adopted by the main characters, idk if most would apply

Gyarados maybe, he could hyper beam you to death

[sterile stone]

I wasn’t ready for this

[mystic ether]

Pkmn permits would get issued the world over on some level. Some of the worst people in the world will do some extremely vile things with them and uh yeah pkmn would probably just rally together for a revolution.

[sterile stone]

But yes

We love our milfs around here

[obsidian prairie]

Oh yeah and the black hole fish

[calm salmon]

I would fight and die for Saint Celestine

[obsidian prairie]

We love the black hole fish

[sterile stone]

I refuse to believe

[mystic ether]

pkmn world is idyllic and narratively soft for a reason.

[sterile stone]

Any pokemon can withstand 30mm auto cannon fire

[mystic ether]

Pkmn that wise up would absolutely have it out for humans on bullshit.

[obsidian prairie]

Maybe because its a game designed for 10 yr olds

[mystic ether]

Yeah, that part isn't a mystery.

[obsidian prairie]

They can widthstand actual meteors

Or being crushed by a building

[sterile stone]

What

[obsidian prairie]

Fucking

Z moves or whatever

[tranquil bone]

There are like ten straight up pokemon deities

[obsidian prairie]

Sun and Moon

[mystic ether]

Not like it doesn't still bring up real things like pkmn being used for police, infrastructure, etc. Under the systems that push the world? Ain't no way it's not about to be a shit time.

[pure tree]

A game made for ten year olds and then big slobby adults like us could talk about what happens if Pokemon become real

[obsidian prairie]

Yep

The video jame experience

[mystic ether]

There's so many that could not give a shit.

[ivory marlin]

The keloid on my ear shunk

[mystic ether]

it's pretty wild.

[hexed igloo]

Getting the absolute shit tased outta you by a luxray (reached for wallet to provide ID)

[ivory marlin]

Hopefully it fully disappears

[mystic ether]

There's some that would just kill you by being nearby.

[sterile stone]

The what

[ivory marlin]

Keloid

[south prism]

it's like in the movie cars where people said 9/11 happened and shit in their universe

[sterile stone]

Is that some kind of wart

[ivory marlin]

Basically a bump caused from repeated scarring

[hexed igloo]

Sorta it's irritation from piercings usually

[south prism]

they are talking cars

[mystic ether]

Not even trying to kill you really, it's just not going to be something a human can survive lol

[sterile stone]

Wild

[ivory marlin]

I had a blow out while i was sizing my ear

[sterile stone]

Wait are you like

[ivory marlin]

And the keloid it left was fucking massive

[mystic ether]

There's other shit that has the mental processing power of like

[sterile stone]

Going into body modding and shit now

[mystic ether]

idk

[ivory marlin]

No

[glossy nimbus]

hi market

[mystic ether]

global computing networks

[mystic ether]

yo.

[ivory marlin]

When i was gauging my ears

[hexed igloo]

gay
I thought body modding was a given

[obsidian prairie]

Imagine living in central US and you see a massive swarm of tumbleweeds on the horizon and all you can do is say your prayers or shoot yourself

[glossy nimbus]

wha do u think da new class will be

[ivory marlin]

Around uhhhh

[ivory marlin]

Size 2

My right ear got uber infected

[hexed igloo]

Greg

[sterile stone]

Me during any inconvenience in my life

[ivory marlin]

Very unfun

But its healed now

[mystic ether]

I haven't paid a single shred of attention to dt because I've been all over the place so I got zero speculations or expectations.

[deft badge]

Fun and overpowered

[hexed igloo]

Pathetic I pierced my ear with an unsterilized safety pin lubricated with lip balm and didn't get an infection

[ivory marlin]

And the keloid is finally getting noticeable smaller

[sterile stone]

Wild to think I wanted gauges at one point my life

Glad I was smart and didn’t do that

[ivory marlin]

I like mine

Hate the reason i got them

[plush estuary]

@pure tree

[hexed igloo]

Small gauges are cool as hell imo

[ivory marlin]

But i couldn’t imagine myself without them now

I have 0s

[pure tree]

That's so bad

[ivory marlin]

Or 8 millimeters

[plush estuary]

concrete pizza

[hexed igloo]

Why it so uniform

[ivory marlin]

What a mana cost

[glossy nimbus]

Asssss expected!!

[ivory marlin]

I hate that

[hexed igloo]

It looks like a chunk of the tactile pavement for blind people

[ivory marlin]

3 mana is too expensive

And why is it jund

[sterile stone]

Jund

[ivory marlin]

That’s like not at all a jund thing

Green red black

[sterile stone]

The fuck is a jund

[hexed igloo]

King of white person reaction images

[sterile stone]

I posted a single reaction

[ivory marlin]

I hate that magic card

[sterile stone]

wtf

[mystic ether]

There's mfkers that can just straight up shift weather patterns. We could some that are basically the result of chemical waste and all that. It gets silly as shit and crazy as hell.

[hexed igloo]

You be doin it all the time vro

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-i-hate-it-i-dont-like-it-hate-it-gif-20134478

[sterile stone]

Ez

[tranquil bone]

If a archer can be one damage a 9mm can be one damage. 27 to face for 3 is pretty good

[ivory marlin]

Yall seen the correct opinion about Pokemon?

[sterile stone]

Bottle

[ivory marlin]

(Mine)

[sterile stone]

Petrol

Lighter

[ivory marlin]

There is the 2 mana that deals 13

[mystic ether]

Only thing that would switch it up for humans not on bullshit in particular is just like, if humans in pkmn were the humans of rl which is bordering on superhuman at any given moment lmao.

[sterile stone]

Isn’t mew a man made Pokémon

[hexed igloo]

Mix half and half with used motor oil trust

[ivory marlin]

Mew two is

[mystic ether]

That little boy Ash is indestructible.

[ivory marlin]

Mew is jesus

[sterile stone]

I was gonna say toss styrofoam in there

[obsidian prairie]

Ok its spec defence is kinda ass but we've officially missed the forest for the trees

[south prism]

rotom is so cool.............

[hexed igloo]

Too thick doesn't spread

[ivory marlin]

Real

[obsidian prairie]

The point is random ass throwaway pokemon just eat cities for fun

[sterile stone]

Can’t do shit man

[sterile stone]

Napalm hangs around longer tho

[mystic ether]

Mew was...I think reconstructed from a fossil unless I'm getting that wrong for the others but MewTwo is straight up artificially made from Mew's DNA.

[sterile stone]

If it latches onto something

It’s not going out easily

[hexed igloo]

Big if

[pure tree]

I was at a baseball game a week back and they legit served you chicken tenders, hot dogs, Mac n cheese and it was all free. If they tried to make me pay for the bulbous pizza pie I’d be very very angry

[hexed igloo]

Oil does the job just fine boss

[sterile stone]

I refuse to spill America’s life blood

[hexed igloo]

Anytime the longer lasting napalm sticks and sticks around for is likely fireproof

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/memorial-day-america-eagle-usa-patriot-memorial-eagle-anerica-usa-gif-6514574613088641326

[mystic ether]

Easy horrors that inspire pkmn mass uprising: pkmn being used as batteries and data centers.

ggs rip.

[hexed igloo]

It's used oil you'll just pour it into a nearby creek anyway

[glossy nimbus]

pikmin destroying datecenters

It wouldn't be hard for them ngl

[sterile stone]

Okay but pikmin are cool

https://tenor.com/view/pikmin-dancing-grooving-dance-groovy-gif-15609319880128479626

[glossy nimbus]

yeah thats what make them cool

[sterile stone]

Look at them

[glossy nimbus]

kill datacenters

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166744756789981331/1463210438711054580/ssstwitter.com_1768913811525.mp4?ex=69b982e9&is=69b83169&hm=bd90a93ff7302e09369c7f4fdada1a1450e66343b137b10b2845c418cbee8f6f&

[hexed igloo]

I could crush 40 pikmin under my thumb

I wouldn't feel bad about it either

[sterile stone]

Nah mate

They’re good’un

Leave em be

[hexed igloo]

Pikmin vs my magnifying glass

[glossy nimbus]

[tranquil bone]

This reads like a off brand dracula flow bit

[sterile stone]

I hope a roach crawls into your nose when you sleep

[hexed igloo]

I don't care if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway

[sterile stone]

The flying ones

[ivory marlin]

If you could fully remove any game and its fandom what would it be

[sterile stone]

2k

[ivory marlin]

Im lowkey torn between cod and fifa

[hexed igloo]

Ik you got some real caves for nostrils cro but mine r too small for a roach

[glossy nimbus]

is he saying reddit mods are basically politicians

the implications

[ivory marlin]

Both have MISERABLE fandoms

And less than mid gameplay

[hexed igloo]

Omori

[sterile stone]

Nah

[glossy nimbus]

alright

[ivory marlin]

I liked watching omori

[glossy nimbus]

whats ur problem buddy

[sterile stone]

I don’t have elongated smell holes

[hexed igloo]

You

[glossy nimbus]

why

[hexed igloo]

I bet they wide enough for a mouse to build a house in

[ivory marlin]

Chair being a little shit as always

[hexed igloo]

Omori fan

[ivory marlin]

My feet are covered in scabs and i hate it

[hearty nebula]

I swear to god EK staff is just like

[sterile stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/huTSWm4Gv10?si=GAeMNpiDyVkQ0wDh

[hearty nebula]

Dogshit

[glossy nimbus]

good game

[plush estuary]

@lunar fable

[glossy nimbus]

go play

[ivory marlin]

Him, he did this

[hexed igloo]

I don't need ur autobiography boss

[hexed igloo]

Sludge actually

[sterile stone]

I know paying attention is tough

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-tongue-cat-licking-white-cat-cursed-cat-gif-27575167

[sterile stone]

But I believe in you

[hearty nebula]

I have no idea how the fuck to make it do actually halfway decent damage to anything with any armor

just

ugh

[hexed igloo]

Counterpoint - I don't want to watch it because it looks like the most unfunny shit since Rick and Morty

[opaque island]

in your opinion what is the worst game to ever exist?

[hearty nebula]

Darktide

[hexed igloo]

Omori probably

New Vegas is up there though

[sterile stone]

You’re a sour wee shit ain’t yah

[hexed igloo]

Maybe link funnier looking videos

[sterile stone]

I’ll make sure they have subway surfers in the video next time

[hexed igloo]

Like hotdog csgo knife spinning

[sterile stone]

My fault

[hexed igloo]

I'm be real I don't watch like anything anyone ever links

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-twirling-hot-dog-sausage-spunkey-gif-4134328672612664457

[sterile stone]

From here

I understand

But

ANYONE?

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/di-gi-charat-dejiko-thumbs-up-anime-skin-you-alive-gif-1550950655339625299

[sterile stone]

I do nort believe

[ivory marlin]

Nort

[sterile stone]

@calm salmon I forgot if it was you I mentioned this too

But yeah these lil fellers always come out in the yard area at night

Same spot every time

Got our own lil resident rabbits

[calm salmon]

not me

but what an adorable babeh

[hexed igloo]

In general really

If it's something related I might sometimes or if my gf sends it I'll watch it

[tranquil bone]

I do the same mostly. I pretty much only open videos if someone sends it directly to me.

[hexed igloo]

If you send me an embedded discord video I'll watch it

A link?

Not a chance buddy I cannot be fucked

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/space-king-hatemonger-hate-monger-space-king-flashgitz-flashgitz-gif-10797088394008925753

[sterile stone]

@gray ice I feel like everyone has that playlist you don’t play around your homies

But this is one of those songs I use to fw and forgot about til now

https://youtu.be/rnhBElHzHb0?si=u7LPC44QC_PpMnP4

[south prism]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdM4tdLQBg0

seemed like a cool movie about d-day from einsenhower's perspective at first and then it cuts to the fucking meteorologist character and it's actually a movie about them arguing about what the fucking weather was going to be like on d-day

come on dude

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2033647158264840323 wtf lmao

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)

Judge orders 'Subnautica 2' studio CEO fired by Krafton to be reinstated and let him handle its Early Access release 🤿
︀︀
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︀︀• He now decides when and how 'Subnautica 2' launches in Early Access
︀︀
︀︀• The $250M bonus tied to the game’s success is back in play
︀︀
︀︀• Court filings say Krafton's CEO used ChatGPT to brainstorm ways to avoid paying the bonus

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FxTwitter · Mar 16, 2026, 8:50 PM

The chatgpt is crazy

[south prism]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFwptMMum3g

now this looks sick

[south prism]

reminds me of that dude who tried using chatGPT as his defense lawyer

[signal spoke]

@frosty herald not sure if you the one who been following subnautica

[signal spoke]

People who deadass use AI for their deceased family members for judge courts is insane

[south prism]

this makes me want to try playing homeworld again

[opaque island]

goodnight my fellow video game addicts

[hearty nebula]

I think if u like actually use AI to make important business decisions, you should be tried in court

[opaque island]

ive seen homeworld, the part where the return to earth still hits hard

[south prism]

thank you for spoiling it :)

appreciate it :)

[opaque island]

i didnt spoil.......

sorry

I think i was thinking of the prequel, or sequel?

[vestal gazelle]

when update

[opaque island]

im actually sorry

[hexed igloo]

William krafton?

[glossy nimbus]

Pressure roblox?!?!!?

[plain stream]

For shouties

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/ecXWHQaDrN0?si=I8uucKzYNGF9u8uI

video puts into perspective just how the entire internet just decided to lie about this incident

god damn

[median steeple]

I really want this game to be good I've been following it for years

[south prism]

reminds me of BSG deadlock

[median steeple]

oh yeah I see it

wish the game had more 3d elements like homeworld but atp I'd take what we have lol

I need this game been missing something like it for a long while

[hearty nebula]

mfs who use ingame chat to advertise their twitch channels disgust me

[hexed igloo]

Search them to report

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/FilmsFallout/status/2033693351854182693?s=20 @sterile stone

☢️Fallout Films (@FilmsFallout)

Nvidia DLSS5.🔥🔥

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FxTwitter · Mar 16, 2026, 11:54 PM

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/zarlie-zirk-gif-9277731991787754864

[median steeple]

counting or not counting legion violence

[sterile stone]

Oh my god

I can finally post what I wanted relating to this

[median steeple]

lmao

god

[sterile stone]

You have no idea how long I’ve been holding onto this

I was waiting for the right moment

[median steeple]

😭

[hearty nebula]

Fake

His face isn't small enough in proportion to his head

[sterile stone]

Shit

[median steeple]

yeah all the edits make us forget his proportions were FREAKISH

it's so fuckin weird

[hearty nebula]

Like

Genuinely

Go look at an actual picture of him

His face is fucking tiny

It's insane

[sterile stone]

I wanna post it for comparison

Hold on

[hearty nebula]

Go ahead

[sterile stone]

Wait no

That’s a bit too grim

[hearty nebula]

ok that's

definitely not an actual pic

but tis close

[sterile stone]

His face looks big in proportion to his head

[hearty nebula]

????

Big?

[sterile stone]

Like you know how people do weird caricatures of people

[hearty nebula]

Dude no

Look at this guy

His face is so fucking tiny

[sterile stone]

Oh

Wow that’s

[hearty nebula]

Its like someone stuck a dwarf's face onto an ogryn

[sterile stone]

Oh I know what this reminds me of

[median steeple]

LMFAO

[hearty nebula]

Thank you random lurker by the name of flouride john

[median steeple]

the fucking reaction

holy shit my face hurts

[dry hinge]

Why are we making fun of this

[hearty nebula]

Real

Actual pic btw

[hearty nebula]

Because someone posted a DLSS5 meme

[carmine falcon]

i keep getting shorts with epstien diddy and krik starring in breaking bad

[sterile stone]

I’ve got a bad habit of pattern recognition

[carmine falcon]

help

[median steeple]

lol

[dry hinge]

I haven’t really followed the dlss5 stuff

[hearty nebula]

And I called out that it was an inaccurate edit because his face was proportioned incorrectly in relation to the size of the rest of his head

[dry hinge]

What’s the breakdown

TLDR

[hearty nebula]

Tl;dr funny edited image made his face too big

[median steeple]

dude celebrated the deaths of kids I think pissing on his grave is fair game

tbh

[hearty nebula]

because charlie kirk's face is tiny

[pale spindle]

No wonder ...the shooter

Went ....for

The.....

[dry hinge]

Either way, be the better person. Also rule 11

[median steeple]

hey bud

gonna be real with you

https://tenor.com/view/we-don't-care-gif-1061575578920733370

[sterile stone]

Tenor removed the gif

[pale spindle]

Nah this guy is blocked, thanks for taking the mask off

[sterile stone]

Ffs man

[pale spindle]

Now I have proof 😈

[median steeple]

We had mods in here makig fun of it

R11 does not apply to him

[dry hinge]

You can hate the guy all you want, but be the better person.

[pale spindle]

No you see politics is ok until it makes me personally feel uncomfortable

[median steeple]

I mean I am the better person here

I'm not dead

[pale spindle]

Then I use it as a shield to never hold myself accountable for anything

[inner thicket]

Can someone give a very high damage build

[median steeple]

I didn't celebrate the deaths of kids

I didn't push a narrative that got them killed

just saying

[void bison]

kirk probably has you beat at being nutrients for soil

[hearty nebula]

listen i'm allowed to shit on him when his own wife came out during the memorial service with the performance of Triple H going
"WELCOME TO MY HUSBAND'S FUNERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!! HE GOT SHOT IN THE FUCKING NEEEECK"

[median steeple]

LMFAO

[carmine falcon]

dlss 5 will feature ai "Enhacements" that make the character look like these porn edits

and godawful "Realistic" lighting

[inner thicket]

Yo can anyone give me a high damage build for zealot

[pale spindle]

I'll be real with y'all, you Americans made fun of my boy Castro dying for months

Let me have this one

[dry hinge]

Oh yikes

[hearty nebula]

fatmangus

[carmine falcon]

they showcased a demo on two 5090s to make it run so this shit is not gonna run on normal machines lmao

its also just so godawful especially after 4.5 was very good

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/db_witch/status/2033665681602879698?s=20

WitchDoctorDB (@db_witch)

life can be taken away so fast

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FxTwitter · Mar 16, 2026, 10:04 PM

[inner thicket]

What?

[hearty nebula]

google it im lazy

darktide fatmangus

google.com

you're welcome

[carmine falcon]

watch the video nvidia posted its so bad 😭

[median steeple]

I wouldn't say fatmangus is high damage?

[hearty nebula]

it's high enough damage for most people

idk if you have to ask for a build it's a safe recommend

[sterile stone]

@plush estuary

[dry hinge]

I’ll take your word for it

[sterile stone]

Easier method

[hearty nebula]

it's either that, something closer to The Build™, or shartyrdom

[void bison]

but look at how real and immersive she looks

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/NVIDIAGeForce/status/2033617732147810782?s=20

NVIDIA GeForce (@NVIDIAGeForce)

Announcing NVIDIA DLSS 5, an AI-powered breakthrough in visual fidelity for games, coming this fall.
︀︀
︀︀DLSS 5 infuses pixels with photorealistic lighting and materials, bridging the gap between rendering and reality.
︀︀
︀︀Learn More → www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/news/dlss5-breakthrough-in-visual-fidelity-for-games

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FxTwitter · Mar 16, 2026, 6:53 PM

[hearty nebula]

Fucking hag

[median steeple]

Makes me ill

[hearty nebula]

Old ass bitch

Nasty

[dry hinge]

I mean you’re equally as disgusting to me celebrating someone’s death. I don’t care how much you disagree but I wouldn’t go that far. That’s my two cents

[carmine falcon]

bro they made vrigil van dijk look like ludacris

tf

[hearty nebula]

dog take

im sorry but you lose all rights to be defended in death when you advocate for the death of multiple groups of people

[dry hinge]

Rational take. But all good, just a loud minority Reddit cesspool echo chamber here

[void bison]

everyone in the game should cast crucio on her at the same time

[plush estuary]

The google dock in pins and this resource I can forwards can help with the build process

[hearty nebula]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rigby-cat-tongue-out-cat

[median steeple]

it's too late and the event was months ago tbh not worth aruging over atp

[hearty nebula]

it's just margaret thatcher 2 at this point

[carmine falcon]

i just love all the memes

its that simple

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-tony-stark-avengers-kirkified-gif-4618820868378725995

[hearty nebula]

two public urinals, net positive

[sterile stone]

I saw where this was going

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_2077/status/2033702355196383485?s=20

Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077)

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FxTwitter · Mar 17, 2026, 12:30 AM

[sterile stone]

Was not gonna pursue

[median steeple]

I do not advocate for political violence but I'm not gonna shed a tear for him

[dry hinge]

I don’t agree with his takes and I don’t shed a tear over it. But I’m not going to celebrate it. There’s a difference. To celebrate it is gross to me.

[carmine falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1483249832792424508/fastbulwark.gif

[pale spindle]

Wow I never knew that

Killing children

And

Sterilizing trans people

Where such nuanced takes

[dry hinge]

We all can do better as humans

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/SkyKniight/status/2033677642746966063?s=20

Sky (@SkyKniight)

DLSS 5

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FxTwitter · Mar 16, 2026, 10:51 PM

[pale spindle]

I have seen the errors of my way now

[median steeple]

I never realized how gross chris looked in 7

[carmine falcon]

why is that bulwark jumping

[void bison]

avid celebrator of fascist death

[carmine falcon]

mf an olympic athlete

[sterile stone]

We 100% can be and like most people say. No one is cheering him dying, but that doesn’t mean people aren’t gonna laugh at the irony of the situation

[void bison]

he died in the exact circumstances he worked to maintain because he thought it'd never happen to him

kinda a lol (laugh out loud) moment for the bozo

[pale spindle]

Americans: kills 3 million men women and children in Iraq

"Well that's just war deal with it"

Also Americans: "hey we cant celebrate the death of people just because of different opinions 😔"

[void bison]

we all honor him by carrying the flame

every day

[carmine falcon]

banger song

[median steeple]

been getting so many reanimal videos

[carmine falcon]

i actually had it as my alarm for a day

[sterile stone]

Got reminded aneurysm 4 exists

Need my pc back man

[void bison]

another game I'd want to play someday

[sterile stone]

Just got a major update for the 1 year anniversary

[misty mason]

Where's Cole at. Usually I see him being mildly exasperated in chat leading up to a patch

He didnt die did he

[plush estuary]

I ate him

gone

https://tenor.com/view/snail-snail-eating-cute-food-what-a-delectable-meal-gif-22575517

[misty mason]

Always knew he'd go out that way

I assume he's locked up in the Swedish dungeon

[zinc crest]

@left hinge expeditions pics i took lowk high key

[cerulean moth]

Cole got sentenced to hd2 dev team jal for his crimes

[left hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/902953181754032198/1442744167062175884/IMG_3866.gif

[sterile stone]

Oi

Ye don’t belong here

Zoning laws and such

Were ye loisenz

[sullen forge]

Oh I missed something in here

Funny little incident

[pale spindle]

nothing to see here, move along

maybe cole doesn't care about this patch because I didn't see any changes to the tac axe

[sullen forge]

Dont make me send the Kirkaholic Gobblegum image

[pale spindle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[misty mason]

Have we had any indication of what the rewards are yet?

Other than cosmetics via penance

[hexed igloo]

Lowkirkuinely

[glossy nimbus]

Im tired boss

I don't play video games to see a crystal clear movie

[twilit shard]

10 more years of ultra realistic graphics and no art direction

[glossy nimbus]

I don't need video games to look like real life bruh

[twilit shard]

Bring out Unreal Engine 6

[glossy nimbus]

EX-FUCKING-ACTLY

NO STYLE

NO ART

Just photorealistic bullshit

[delicate shadow]

it's not even photorealistic either

[twilit shard]

Twilight Princess my beloved, come back to me.

[glossy nimbus]

Imagine how much wed be saving if we actually focused on style

[glossy nimbus]

Some of them are and I don't like it

We need to go back to quake graphics so badly

I'm partially being real

[twilit shard]

I think we've gone far enough in the graphics department, so much so that other areas of games are just lacking atp.

[glossy nimbus]

Mindseye was all graphics

[twilit shard]

I'm also really tired of everything being open world.

[void bison]

i've finally seen the secret level episode of 40k

[glossy nimbus]

Ikr??

[void bison]

truly he does have that dog within him

[twilit shard]

Peak

I want my linear and semi-open levels back, I don't need to explore every inch of hyrule.

Tbh ngl imo

[hexed igloo]

Solo leveling curse every protag in manhua looks like jinwoo now

[hexed igloo]

Open world hard asf to make good it either becomes fast travel sim or labyrinth

Linear disguised as open world >

[twilit shard]

I don't remember the last open world game I really liked after RDR2

[hexed igloo]

Elden ring did it okay but still fast travel sim

[twilit shard]

I'm too ass at souls games to really get into Elden Ring

[hexed igloo]

The only openworld games I've really liked was ghost recon wildlands and ghost of tsushima

[faint vapor]

Abiotic Factor and Core Keeper were a lot of fun for me

[twilit shard]

Oh yea Tsushima was open world

[faint vapor]

shanking my friends as a scientist in Abiotic Factor is 10/10

[hexed igloo]

Survival craft games don't count toward the open world imo

[faint vapor]

there goes like 90% of the open world games 😭

[hexed igloo]

Too different yk

[hexed igloo]

Open world in survival craft is completely different to open world in a narrative game

[faint vapor]

the problem is a lot of narrative open worlds are just boring to explore

[hexed igloo]

Yes that's the problem

That's my issue with open world games

[faint vapor]

I suppose Horizon Zero Dawn was fun

[hexed igloo]

Horizon did it pretty good with the exploration and whatnot

[faint vapor]

I did enjoy ambushing robo Trex machines and ripping off their guns to kill other machines

[hexed igloo]

Plenty of collectibles and shit scattered around to look for

[faint vapor]

"erm you can only use a bow" -> unless you steal a hmg from bandits

[carmine falcon]

the issue with open world games is a lot of them dont justify the setting

[hexed igloo]

Outright lie the sling exists

[misty mason]

Im guessing its gonna be a bit more open world than chaos wastes, but not much more

[carmine falcon]

and i love open world

the bad ones just make a big map with a checklist

[delicate shadow]

oh I just meant it looks terrible lmao

[carmine falcon]

that's not true open world

[faint vapor]

oh right, I pretty much only used the bow and hmgs lol

[carmine falcon]

i need a real sense of exploration and a world that feels alive

[hexed igloo]

Elden ring kek oh yes I love exploring to find a cookbook that tells me how to make soap

[tacit root]

Fable 2

[faint vapor]

I like how Generation Zero is difficult to survive and has a ton of loot

but man there's no interesting story :c

[carmine falcon]

elden ring is unironically one of the better open world cause it has true exploration

and actual variety in the areas

[hexed igloo]

Tf you mean true exploration

It's got bigass areas of nothing it's fast travel sim

[carmine falcon]

nonsense

[twilit shard]

I think I just don't like open world games in general but now most of the franchises I really liked have to feature an open world for some reason.

[faint vapor]

getting mugged every 10 steps UwU

[carmine falcon]

it has some empty areas (mainly jungles) that could be cut down but also some areas are empty by design for story reasons

and just to set a vibe

[hexed igloo]

They frontloaded all the POIs to limgrave where you get jumped every 20 meters and then everywhere else has swathes where you just run for 15 minutes

[carmine falcon]

exploring ER feels like you're actually exploring something and not just stumbling on marker number 69

[faint vapor]

it's because we don't abuse game devs hard enough. FNV got 18 months and it's a very fun open world for when it came out. Anthem took like 5+ years and it died.

Clearly we need to chain up game devs to their desks and give them like 2 month deadlines

[hexed igloo]

"Ah fuck forgot to put this structure in the snowfield"

"Meh just tell em 'story reasons' and don't elaborate"

[carmine falcon]

if you're gonna bad faith me i wont bother

[twilit shard]

Sonic 06 sucked because we abused game devs so I don't buy it

[faint vapor]

imagine if we got Shadow of Mordor 2 but with abused game devs instead

[hexed igloo]

Souls chuds just imagine up all the lore tbh

[faint vapor]

50/50 it works or it doesn't

UwU

[carmine falcon]

me when i imagine something that exists

[hexed igloo]

Fromsoft vagueposts in their games enough for the community to build something

[faint vapor]

it does?

[carmine falcon]

er is literally the least vague souls game

[faint vapor]

damn

got to check it out then

[carmine falcon]

u dont even need vaati to tell you what's going on

it has a very coherent narrative

especially dlc area

aka the area the gets shat on for le "empty"

anyway er was their first attempt and i had more fun exploring it than like 99% of open world i ever touched

with all it's faults

[slender mica]

including Hell

[twilit shard]

Souls games probably have the best world building and storytelling outta any open world games, but I also blame ER for not getting an AC6 expansion so

[faint vapor]

speaking of open worlds, I need to try out State of Decay 2 again

I hear it fully finished development

surely it's not dogshit after 8+ years of development right? (I pray)

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah it's good don't get me wrong it's just got some boring spots that are empty as hell for no discernable reason (at the time)

Also they put every ounce of the difficulty into the bosses

Everything else is a cakewalk

Idk I just liked the other stuff better

[carmine falcon]

that's just every souls game tho

u stomp the mobs

some of them are tricky and will do funny anime combos but then u stomp anyway

if u mean the exploration didnt have as much cancer and bullshit deaths idk it had more than ds3 at least

[vivid bough]

we have lost our whimsy as a society bros

[hexed igloo]

Naw I mean sure if you're used to it or overleveled to hell

I walked down elden ring like nothing like guh

[carmine falcon]

meh the diff in these games was always the cancer and getting jumped

not the actual fights

[vivid bough]

i have fond memories of fatrolling through half of the first dark souls game with an extremely jank pc port on keyboard because i started as 'Knight' or whatever and didnt realize other roll speeds were a thing

[hexed igloo]

The only struggle in ER is the bosses because of the sheer amount of aoe bs spam

[carmine falcon]

the aoes are easy

just jump lol

[hexed igloo]

Yeah

The boss is easy bro just parry

[vivid bough]

i just thought that was what people were talking about when they said it was a hard game 'oh wow the timing on everything in this game is pretty tight'

and i did not parry

[hexed igloo]

PCR is easy bro just use the verdigris stuff and a bleed spear

[vivid bough]

[game] is ezpz once you're good at [game]

[hexed igloo]

The bosses feel overly tuned for parryfishers to fight

If you don't parry you have to just deal with a 47hit combo, land one hit, and repeat

[frozen kernel]

Unironically the meta of ER. Jump attacks are insane lmao

[carmine falcon]

do u just have to be a smartass with everything

jumps nullify aoes and make dodging them a lot easier than normal dodging

its an actual mechanic

not comparable to cheesing PCR

[topaz orbit]

I forget how bad this chat is until I'm looking for build stuff

[hearty nebula]

so like how many times have you rejoined the server then

[misty mason]

Complains that chat is bad
Doesn't actually ask about build

[hearty nebula]

this guy has rejoined the server on 5 seperate occasions

i don't know what he expects

[misty mason]

Cant believe this pool im pissing in is full of piss

[hearty nebula]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-funny-183

[plush estuary]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rigby-cat-tongue-out-cat

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/braindead-cat-brain-damage-gif-583403308765934478

[spring storm]

dumb cats

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1184842927004987412/caption-1-7.gif

[spring storm]

gamer cat

[hearty nebula]

g*mer

[spring storm]

gamer (derogatory)

[topaz orbit]

My apologies. What is a good zealot build oh terrible zealot channel

[hearty nebula]

zomg mods... slurs....

[hearty nebula]

idk what do u want

wot weapons

[misty mason]

Thammer revolver with fotf

[hearty nebula]

aisle 3

[misty mason]

If youre a disgusting degen like me, run it with piety

[topaz orbit]

That's what I'm trying to ask. I don't play the class much

[hearty nebula]

well you're mostly going to be having your melee out so

better find one you like i suppose

just go buy some crappo grey weapons and see which ones u like in psykhanium

[misty mason]

If you want a simple build, run a rashad combat axe with brutal momentum and decimator. Go down the left tree

For a crit build

Hit things in the head

Win

[topaz orbit]

Gotcha

[hexed igloo]

Well yeah it's part of my character here

[hexed igloo]

You could just ask normally you genchatter

[topaz orbit]

Shh

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7938150689684025197

[misty mason]

Expecting this chat to be normal is how we know someone isn't a zealot chat enjoyer

[stuck thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1389818997112836118/1482170253596430508/togif.gif

WE are insane

[shadow spruce]

Hey woah woah woah im a psyker

Don’t lump me in with the rest of u schizophrenics

[stuck thicket]

Death.

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/math-calculate-confusing-figure-out-gif-6237717

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/pewdiepie-hotdiggedydemon-meme-gif-8408196089704367323

[calm salmon]

classic

[zinc talon]

it's the second time in maybe two sitdowns I've stuck it to myself or bounced it off myself, into myself

[calm salmon]

I think I've managed to get a stratagem stuck to a shield twice in 700 hours

[zinc talon]

the issue here might just be the strafing run, really

[calm salmon]

for future reference, shoot the little bit that attaches the leg to the chassis

its AV3

[zinc talon]

but man is that thing able to mulch

[calm salmon]

and it's only 1000 hp for a lethal kill

[zinc talon]

I seriously just center mass 99% of every enemy in every game I play these days

gettin lazy

[calm salmon]

Chargers, titans, hulks, and harvesters

that's really the only thing I bother with for weakspot hits

[hexed igloo]

Ah you caught me damn

[zinc talon]

I got toxic commando earllier today, that game will make you wish you'd practiced your headshots

one round to the noggin or three to four center mass with a DMR

[calm salmon]

I sailed the seas for Doom Dark Ages today cause its version of denuvo just got cracked yesterday

[zinc talon]

four to six with an mp5

[hexed igloo]

Fr?

[zinc talon]

oh is that so

[calm salmon]

yep

[hexed igloo]

Shiet ik what im playing later

[misty mason]

Shame the game sucks

[zinc talon]

that's the one that went hard on melee, right

you get a sword and shield?

[calm salmon]

kinda?

[hexed igloo]

Go explode

[calm salmon]

You do get a shield

[zinc talon]

is it handy

[calm salmon]

I mean I get where Dan is coming from

Dark Ages is easy

it's the same level of difficulty as 2016

without the complex level design

it's a much simpler doom title

[hexed igloo]

That's fine it makes up for it by being cool as fuck

[hearty nebula]

less so handy and moreso it's "Use it or else"

[zinc talon]

I want another scary doom title to come out

like the one where you could hold your pistol or your flashlight, but not both

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but doom3 is sludge

[misty mason]

No Mick Gordan soundtrack, instead generic euro metal

Pass

[calm salmon]

I mean its just an extension of the chainsaw in 2016 and eternal, where you're always going to be out of ammo unless you religiously use the chainsaw

[zinc talon]

yeah I didn't get very far, it felt like it was a tech demo the whole way through

the lost souls phasing through walls just to jumpscare you

[hexed igloo]

It's one of the few games I gotta genuinely say is pretty bad

[zinc talon]

and all the extended death sequences like getting torn in half then eaten by a pinkie

[calm salmon]

Doom 3 is fine

[zinc talon]

it was entertaining for not-doom reasons

[calm salmon]

Like, it's just an overall okay game

[hexed igloo]

It's to doom what fallout4 is to fallout

[zinc talon]

huh, valid

[misty mason]

The problem with melee fps is that they all suck compared to darktide

Except KC2 i gueas

[zinc talon]

yeah I just tried again to rock the chainsaw in helldivers

[hexed igloo]

It's like okay I guess but not as a doom game

[calm salmon]

I understand what Id was trying to accomplish with Doom 3, but the technology just wasn't quite there yet

[zinc talon]

the action just isn't there

[calm salmon]

Doom 3 remake in the vein of RE9 using the original doom monsters would go fucking hard though

[hexed igloo]

HD2 is not a good base for melee to begin with LMAO

[misty mason]

I remember playing Dead Island and it just felt like ass

[calm salmon]

Poor okri

dying to a charger

just turning on a dime

[hexed igloo]

Okay that's a skill issue dead island was peak It's bad by comparison now

Like genuinely just play dying light instead but dead island was peak

[calm salmon]

I still think the melee in Dead Island/Dying Light is super fucking boring

[misty mason]

I only played DI after playing darktide

[calm salmon]

And both have the issue of guns making melee completely irrelevant

[hexed igloo]

Darktide do ruin every other melee game

[calm salmon]

As soon as you get common access to ammunition, melee weapons become literally pointless

[misty mason]

Man dying light suuuuuuuuucked

The new one

[hexed igloo]

Which new one 2 or the beast

[calm salmon]

I haven't played it so I can't say

[misty mason]

Beast

[calm salmon]

either or for me

[hexed igloo]

2 was ass imo I haven't played beast

[calm salmon]

Just Dying Light 1

[hexed igloo]

Dl1+following is top 5 games oat

[calm salmon]

LOL

mario?

metroid?

castlevania?

halo?

doom?

[hexed igloo]

Yeah retroslop

[calm salmon]

And they all comfortably sit at the top of every gaming discussion

for a myriad of reasons

[misty mason]

The onlt good thing about beast is that it horseshoe theorys its way out of trying so hard to be super masculine tough dude that it actually unintentionally becomes extremely funny

[zinc talon]

going purely martial arts flipkick parkour was fun in the first DL

and just not using weapons

[misty mason]

Like

[hexed igloo]

"You won't like me when I'm angry"

[zinc talon]

I mean it's like they have damage reflect or something

[calm salmon]

I like Crane in the first game

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/werewolf-doctor-who-howling-howl-moon-gif-9045021316988225379

[calm salmon]

cause he genuinely feels like a guy out of his depth

[hexed igloo]

Big fan of crane tbh

[calm salmon]

and he just wants to go home

[hexed igloo]

Crane has re7 ethan vibes

[misty mason]

The game starts out with a narration saying you've been locked up and tortured for like 5 years
Then it shows the character and he is huger and veinier than any body builder

[zinc talon]

he went to jojo prison

where getting ten thousand calories a day and several hours to bodybuild is like, the routine

[signal spoke]

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[misty mason]

And within like 5 minutes of meeting the eastern European cute helper girl, he already has accidentally choked her cause of his beast mode

[hexed igloo]

When you're in prison there's not much to do other than get jacked

[misty mason]

Its not that kind of prison

[lunar fable]

@plush estuary do you want to farttide together tomorrow

[zinc talon]

ooooh

I get it

it's a prison of the mind

[hexed igloo]

Well yeah that's just an alpha male thing

[misty mason]

Its like a resident evil prison

[zinc talon]

oh

I thought we were getting metaphorical

[misty mason]

Legit, I think that's what the devs were going for

[hexed igloo]

You just do backflips all day?

[zinc talon]

flipkicks off walls, very important

[misty mason]

And it had me laughing so much

[hexed igloo]

Backflips and convoluted puzzles

[misty mason]

Oh and there's so much grunting

[hexed igloo]

To get your daily bread you gotta construct a Rube Goldberg machine

[zinc talon]

like that one cutscene where zombies start coming through a wall or door or whatever, and instead of closing it like a normal person, he flip kicks off the wall to close it upside down in the air

[misty mason]

Resident Evil camp is excellent

[hexed igloo]

Have you seen the clip of him kicking a ladder down from the window, then diving out the window to do a flip and sickass roll landing

[zinc talon]

no no, reducation camp

[hearty nebula]

im still mad about metroid prime 4

[zinc talon]

you heard what you wanted to

[calm salmon]

RE camp works in the games

[hearty nebula]

they had like

a decade

[calm salmon]

its so ass in the movies

[hearty nebula]

to make it not shit

and they made it mega dogshit

[calm salmon]

Well, the first 3 live action films are peak action shlock

[zinc talon]

are metroids still coming out in first person or ave they gone back to the side scrolling platformer

[calm salmon]

the rest of the animated films can go drive off a cliff

[hearty nebula]

both

[zinc talon]

I didn't like the one for....wii....I think that was all first person

[misty mason]

I was a teenager when they came out and I loved the resident evil movies

[zinc talon]

didn't feel like metroid I guess

[calm salmon]

I haven't played metroid since the SNES days tbh

goat back then

[misty mason]

I think i was like 12 when the first one came out

[hexed igloo]

I've seen some tlou glazers trying to think up a way Leon dies in tlou universe and its like naw he gone spin kick a clickers head clean off and say some shit like "sorry, I don't think we click"

[calm salmon]

probably aged poorly and rudely difficult for no reason like super mario

[hearty nebula]

Metroid Prime = FPS spinoff series
Metroid = Sidescroller

[zinc talon]

I played a gameboy version of metroid for so long the cartridge itself got corroded and warped

from my grubby child fingers

[hexed igloo]

Alright unc

[hearty nebula]

gameboy or like