#zealot-class
1 messages · Page 2784 of 1
top 10 darkest moments in fiction
That shit can be $4?
Dude i forgot that option existed
no I'm quite skinny, just a broke person who has a body that needs so much food or I start starving to death
if i just dont eat... thats like 400$ saved a month
Money is a fucking scam. Istg lmao
I woke up like 3 hours later, realized, almost cried, and just went back to sleep
wh
Honestly some shit like a mini farm is good but man I can safely say I’m spoiled like a mf, I can’t do no poverty living
so true breastie
laz is like actual elite status I'm lower middle class on a good month
lowk i dont even spend any of my clothes budget
This was a few years back
who the FUCK is laz
who wants to willingly starve themselves to death slowly w me so we can save like $300 a month
I spent my last $25 on... milk, veggies, bread, eggs
We gotta rob the national bank of lazor
:>
I need that funding
He used to help people learn to thunder hammer in here
dude do you want like 25$
Sorry dude I love me a bigass dinner
OG zealot who likes graphics a bit too much
the funding?
$2
And he has a cool cat
no ty im getting paid monday
and imma ball
(by ball i mean pay rent)
People figure it out honestly or wise up and come together as best as they can. Community gardening goes crazy but the problems come quick when housing gets threatened.
aint no way you dumb mfs turn down free fucking money
Nah there’s actually a few well off members in this discord
Week 1 - counterstrike perc
i offer literally no strings attached money
Funnily enough tho they’ve all stopped talking in here
gimmie
"nuh uh"
financially? maybe
dumbassery
mentally, no
no fuck you im spending it on warframe platinum now
I'll take it I don't need it but shit if you making it rain 25 crisp ones
idk you could donate to a charity or something
your pfp and name remind me of gabbro from outer wilds
Crab is arguably the most gifted out of everyone here, bro may be old but he’s the o my person here with multiple degrees
😮
im so sorry
Can I donate an inch of my height to args
i dont know what possessed me
his body would reject it
TRUE
I mean I have internet access, ac, nutrition, a roof, leisure time
theres are like 5 billion people in worse situations than me
Even still that's still frown-inducing in a funny (pain) way
I remember watching the price of them little hot and ready pizza deals going up and up for years. Didn't take long but it was funny to even think that $4 would be real for those little 10" personal pizzas.
This is funny cause your ass didn’t wanna touch warframe with a 10 foot pole as of recent
People r rly just hamsters huh
I LOVE MAG
it is an outer wilds pic
it's just the protag
erm actually in 5th grade obama gave me and one other student a letter saying we were the leading people of our generation so that's better than any degree
well my taxes go to bombing yemen... i guess both solve their yknow starving crisis
just... different methods
what build do you use on her i'm a magaholic
oh boy its brain scorcher time yog
only not in the way that would normally imply
dude i just started
He is the oh wise one
I mean to be fair even today they're still cheap as hell (dominos)
oh god another one came into the warframe mines?
im so sorry for you
I don't care give me your minmaxed build and all its optimal usage scenarios and the KPM and the DPS
DUDE
NZD so minus like 40% from the dollar @mystic ether
good pizza is one of the hardest things to do home made
I JUST GOT THE DOG THING
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN LEX
I DONT GOT SHIT
WHERE IS THE FUCKING SPREADSHEET
When I get a new pc I’m gonna get her hooked onto Destiny next
11 dollars for a large and some extra.
i play foxhole and darktide

I usually say eating out is a scam, but pizza kinda exception
Money is a SCAM AHHHHHHH
Like 7USD
i used to eat a large dominos pizza dail
daily
that was like half my daily calories
10$
@plush estuary did the anniversary event end yet
wowie
if not i'm doing it tmr
Homemade pizza sucks 100% of the time it's cheaper, easier, and better to just buy it
i also used to drink a liter of soda too
The rip is off damn that always hits no matter what
Homemade pasta tho?
somehow only weighed 150 back then
I tried to make it like 3-4 dozen times at home. bought a pizza stone, tweaked the recipe by milligrams every time
still shit
damn that's actually neato
Exactly the same as storebought
Unless you mean the sauce
Alfredo is piss easy to make
ive never failed to make good tasting food after two tries max on the recipe
pizza eludes me
I hope you mean kg
The pasta itself? Exactly the same shit
The sauce? Yeah world of difference
oh fuck i forgot im spending 2k on tattoos this month fml
the secret is to just buy premade dough
not yet
Making shepard’s pie tomorrow
hmm this seems like an effective idea
We ballin
It genuinely just isn't worth it
I remember seeing this one but forgot to try it, I have tried his videos of sour cream and oreos and minute maid lemonade with koolaid powder
@delicate shadow please my spending is fucked
ITS A GIANT WORM , THEY’RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM
im about to have my wallet ruined by furniture shopping
The sour cream and what now
Why
have you considered
budgeting
Why would you do that
who tf gave a dune resident internet access
I could explain it but i'll find mr jordan's video
ANYA
Baking has its own nuances. Commerical pizza ovens and stuff aren't exactly operating the same as a dedicated oven for a home/apartment. Dough consistency, humidity, blah blah blah.
I wanna try Brazilian lemonade
chat am i doing the devils work or gods work
That actually looked great
The only way you get better pizza than domino's is by spending 16 hours making the perfect marinara from scratch and perfecting the dough recipe like genuinely just spend the $8 on an xl ham&cheese
hes on dclaw rn
see the sauce can just be crushed tomatos and ur fine
the dough is the hard part
So it'll have a real effect on something like makint a pizza the way one might want from a delivery sport. Not impossible but not exactly the easiest thing to do.
Yeah but with the perfected dough it's still equal to or less than dominos
getting post a satisfyingly crisp crunch and also cooking it through so no strip of dough is raw
Alrighty
without burning the dough or drying out the sauce
fucking impossible
(skill issue)
There’s some prime time fat shit saw him post once
It was like a bouquet of loaded fries
Might be a proofing issue.
it does actually taste like cheesecake
I'm all for making shit at home but pizza just really ain't worth it
@hearty nebula do you have a mag prime thing
Wouldn't know
but I also really like sour cream
Could never get use to the taste
It’s so
Odd to me
Yeah heat is going to matter big time. I mean
Hm.
uhhhhhhh yes but its from like 5+ years ago and probably worthless now
Solution
Sour cream fucks so hard bro
CAN I HAVE IT
do not the sour cream
it's probably not a thing humans should put in their bodies but i'm all about doing it anyways
do you mean parts? i dont have parts
ye sthat
It's so good
fuck
It's been a while since but depending on your proofing habits that can change things.
i can check my inventory for other stuff tho
If I have nachos I'm putting away 8oz of sour cream this shit ain't no game
Living in spite of nature
We love it
You're not supposed to eat it straight up like Stan does lol
Assuming you even like proofing your pizza dough for longer periods.
Why do you have an L-Star
da fuck is dat
Otherwise that looks great
You proof pizza dough in the pan, with its oil
Apex legends gun.
Nah nah on like
titanfall meme gun
Tacos
Oh no picture
👎
I wanna get some friends together and try this https://youtube.com/shorts/pqdtsFsnluU?si=IxNrmwZusEfNS5Im
Burritos
It can be proofed outside of it too but it's usually better/way easier to work with by just keeping in the pan in the first place.
I woulda put some on the chili I just had if I had any
Burussy
Used it all making burritos
do not the burrito
the friends would be me myself and die
Chili + doritos + shitton of sour cream we're gaming
I didn’t fuck with mayo until like 2 years ago
wtf heresy react him not me
Go explode
you had a literal mayo moment?
Mayo so good tho
I had it on a burger without realizing
u done gifts of the lotus? @olive raven
It is such a shame all the cool titanfall weapons were offmeta in favor of boring ahh smgs and rifles
I can smell the gif and I hate it.
On a burger I like mayo and a1 sauce with mushrooms
I grew up basically on the mindset my folks raised me with
and swiss cheese
A lot of stuff they disliked kinda bled onto my tastes
I fucking hate mushrooms they're the worst thing ever I'd rather eat snails
no i kept dying
do u want a carry
Ok chat i might have gotten my friend to want to play relic marty
I used to hate mushrooms but Asian food won me over
It is windy as SHIT what the fuck
Turns out when you cook them, they're good
dude im NEW Yes
gimme ur ign
40mph gusts where I am
Hi jawa
I also hate mushrooms
Yo what up jelly
Shredding you
Bout to pass out
Knockdown worthy. Oof.
Its way past my bedtime
You can’t stop all of us
we Can't sleep in the same minecraft bed
Gab is like a damned spirit that tells you to come swim with it in the water
mfs in the qing dynasty listening to this banger
That's what you think mushroom hater
I for one have been told the name of god by the noble mycelium
I had to get my trashcan from the street earlier, my hoodie and hair were perpendicular to my body
Some tornado rolled through a different part of town days ago so that might actually be what's up but it's too cold rn (to me at least) for that to be the case
What’s your thoughts on hot sauce
There is this burger from this place that just doesn’t exist on google maps that has this burger covered with mushrooms and a mushroom sauce
"You cannot kill me in anyw ay that matters"
I think i scum every time i eat it
Its great to make stuff that doesn't taste like anything taste like hot sauce
I haven't checked weather anything so idk
your mom had my hair perpendicular to my body
HOW DO I KILL HIM
hot sauce fucking sucks
cole i thought ur not suppose to post this yet....
wait is the new game mode out already
embargo drop
earlier today
no
Cole i convinced my friend to play marty relic blade
I think if every bad take you had was tallied up it would be enough to put you down
huh? whats the gameplay from
Cole is a tester
D:
Astral projection into FS Hq
Cole is a data miner
oh sure lets make this food taste like acidic baby diarhhea that has me shit liquid 30 minutes later go explode bro
me
playing it before launch
Wow it looks so gorgeous
remember how im a playtester
news to me
you're supposed to get the hotsauce that isn't called acidic baby diarhhea
Can't wait to not play it like that
Cole sells Fatshark source code on russian dark web sites but we all keep it under wraps cuz he pretty cool for a white boy with drain bramage
Green hot sauce on chicken 🔥
i don't like vinegary hot sauce very much anymore
"You aight brain damaged boy" looking ahh
Yeah vinegar sauces are kinda ass
i have no issue with spicy food, i quite like it most of the time, but a good tasting hot sauce has never been conceived theyre always just fucking nothing but capsaicin and piss
have you had any el yucateco
i think the only one i can tolerate is tobasco but that's only because it has such a distinct flavor profile even w/oout the vinegar
Naw what's that like
oge
I love spicy/hot food that burns
but my digestive track cant handle it anymore ;.;
it's very saucy and hot
no
Oh I've seen that before
it's my favorite walmar store aisle sauce
I check that one out next hell yea
I kinda want a bottle of Underwood Ranch
ok add me instead my ign is Neiryn
@hearty nebula tyr_lex
im playing with reginald rawk and rip, all of them are probably streaming it rn
ew spoilers
like man ill eat straight habanero and jalapeno, and ill stack em on what im eating if im in the mood because they taste good but the moment its in sauce form its just gross
I usually get Cholula and Valentina lately but neither is very spicy so I can put a ton on
cholula can be one of my favorites but it is basically a flavor sauce
i got a jar of pickled jalapenos not long ago and i be just pulling em out to eat as is
you could drink that thing with zero heat
You’re the type of person who thinks Heinz ketchup is spicy
only learned about this recently and it sure explains some stuff
My weird grandparents sent me a full ass crate of 12 bottles of hot sauce recently
refer to previous message
ketchup also just tastes like shit too
No sugar ketchup gang rise up
I would try some of that mushroom ketchup from townsends
ketchup in general imo
Because of all of your wonderful comments, we decided to make this recipe again ten years later. Mushroom Ketchup is a delicious sauce that can elevate just about any dish you use it in. No tomato ketchup here!
Amazon Affiliate Link for Mushroom Ketchup https://www.amazon.com/shop/townsends/list/3QD00RC9E5PPZ?ref_=aip_sf_list_spv_ofs_mixed_d
...
why is monolith so mean
im not really a sauce guy to begin with tbh i only really actively go for aioli
I haven't had real ketchup yet so I can't give an opinion
Its on The List though so eventually
not worth
No
I’m sending you a pint of ketchup flavored ice cream
ive eaten them all or id take proof
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.
Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith
my favourite whiskey includes ghost pepper
You know what
why so many ai cat gifs
I’ll double down
they look so bad
wasabi ice cream
mulch this abominable intellgence with the rest
Ai never knows what to do with mouths
i be grabbing goop at work all day lmaoooo nobody knows yet
that cats not ai
rigby
ew
This is real btw
youre mom grabbed my goop last night
It’s a collab
maybe if it was djonn
dijon
dj jonn
i havent watched tv in 10 years tbh
you should watch slippin jimmy
the animated breaking bad universe comedy cartoon show
no
Do not
its a very well tested product
your mom tested my product
product is the correct noun
you would be a rock worshipper wouldnt you
mercenary/freedom/loner
sure buddy
MONEY/WEED & FREEDOM/MONEY BUT WITH MORALS
McDonald’s CEO nervously sweating when he has to eat his own slop burger
core character motivations
Mercenary "morals" the instant a second case of money hits the table
wendys ceo absolutely packing that shit up
and just so you guys know i'm having this for lunch off camera
My boy was t even focusing on the interview
Woulda been the perfect time to buy McDonalds stock
I know that shit briefly tanked after that shit show
Did they air this? I only saw the McDonald's and Burger King ones
yuh'
Dayumn lol
i saw the mc donald product, the burger king product, and the a and w actor consuming product
Wait idk what's going on this time fr huh
the a&w one is a fake pretend ceo they've supposedly had in other ads
Fast food ceos were eating their own menu items?
I feel like no other chain's CEO is going to have as hard of time with this as the McDonald's one lmao
1 marketing stunt from mcdonalds which the ceo looked like he was about to die eating his own product, and every other company manufactured loads of propaganda of ceos trying burgers
some of them even look human during the product display and consumption
It's called expensive morals 🗣️
Pfft.
hes throwing shade too
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ifgnd6eOCn4
Here is Wendy’s CEO joining the battle of burgers
That shit so funny
packed that shit up
"Yall eat this shit?"
this is patient zero
Lmao
notice he takes one tiny bite and says he's gonna finish this up later for lunch
THIS IS SOMETHING WE HAVE TESTED ALREADY IN PORTUGAL AND GERMANY
me when i'm talking about food i really like
he's talking about the T-Virus not a fucking burger
that is the most baby ass bite ive ever seen
Love that it looks like a normal burger you'd get too and isn't some dolled up bullshit
Buddy packed out the Mickey D’s ceo
Had me gassed
to his credit he didn't even KNOW how to attack it
and he still tried
it's distinctively mcdonalds you know it's something only mcdonalds could do
and yet it's unlike ANYTHING
ANYTHING
Fuck yeah ain't no way he's finishing that shit lmao
mcdonalds has ever made before
Buddy was eating the grey goo patty from spondgebob
what the fuck is even happening
props to him for at least admitting he didnt know how to start with it
Oh fuck that was so funny.
there's an older clip of him before this where he claims to eat mcdonalds 2-3 times a week and that it's one of the perks of his job
kinda greasy
he got it how he wants it no salad nothin just meat cheese and sauce
Nah where’s that one
Big ass lanky white guy
Who keeps Big Macs in his freezer
wheres jackbox
jerkbox
i wanna know their take on this
Look at his face tho
i been waiting and hoping for jack to come in and start throwing hands
Brother looks nauseous
the burger king one is funny because they, like most the other companies responding to this, are trying to make theirs look genuine and off the cuff
It's actually get a laugh out of me
Burger King it cannot be that difficult my lord
the ceo not looking directly at the camera and shit
Dude knows what the fuck he be feeding millions of people
Now.
Make them not leave the mukbang room until they finish the whole thing.
That way they eat the cold fries too
Burger King may have taken a bigger bite, but I’m still not trying flame broiled koala meat
He can keep that
Hm.
Making fast food ceos eat cold versions of the same food. Huh.
Yeah let's do that actually tf?
Can't wait for the taco bell CEO to come out and open the bag to see the wrong order
The only restaurant id somewhat trust is five guys with their over priced ass food
the only way a ceo is gonna truly win me over is if they absolutely fucking destroy the burger and their dignity, ripping it apart angrily and devouring it like howtobasic
No
White castle ceo probably not liking this trend lmao
Fucken $18 for a single patty burger with no fries and no drink
they have to eat it like that one fat white dude in his car
I have worked in 3 fast food and 1 restaurant, and I trust no one to make food
who just absolutely fucking destroys whole rotisserie chickens or whatever it is
I need to be able to see them destroy it so vividly that I could picture their outline in a dark forest and mistake it for a cryptid
White castle ceo gonna slam an entire crave case
I feel the same about grocery store produce
@violet hornet Do you know the fuckin dude im talking about
I have no idea how to find him someone HAS to know
Keith Lee?
about to eat this whole rotisserie with some mayo because i'm a big fucking glutton oh yeah
I can wash and cook that myself at least... its probably still covered in pesticides though... ;.;
get 3 biites into a crunchwrap and shit himself
I thought I did but idk about a man eating a whole chicken in a car lmao
One thing someone told me ages ago
yog did you ever have any issues in gamma where the whole game just locked up
what the FUCK this dude is called "King Ass Ripper"
But never the food
idk what that means
did the game ever freeze
okay im sorry to clarify the video ive found is him eating KFC drumsticks absolutely drenched in mayonnaise
BK CEO was kinda close
That's fine. I'll just tell you now:
|| 1. Fuck
- That ||
nah that was manufactured in a lab
Never go wrong trusting a Mediterranean place
Whoever is saying that sonic is heat? That's the imposter right there. Your friend died years ago.
Anywhere they call you habibi
this might be the only man capable of going toe to toe with stan in terms of mayo consumption
You’re gonna be taken care of
imaging dipping a chicken drumstick into a 5gallon bucket of mayo so deep that your wrist is submerged
I'm more annoyed that my brow only slightly furrowed.
I got no proof but I can see it.
got a syrian shawarma oen time from a guy who called me bossman and it was the best thing ive ever eaten
I would vomit
Mayonnaise is best applied sparingly
And then attack whoever suggested it to me with the bucket
Unless you're stan
In which case
You combo 1 frozen chicken patty with 1 heaping glob mayo and 1 heaping glob barbecue sauce
josho
And this apparently tastes somewhat of vanilla yogurt
Mayo just fucking sucks without intent.
Last I checked that's my name
true but if it's a proper noun it'd be capitalized
And idk why but some mfkers just like mayo in excess and i don't get it.
what did you think of requiem
Raising Canes in a nutshell
i got an hour in, had the evil monster try to jump me three times in the same room and decided i would play it another day
Raising Canes isn’t even a chicken places it’s a sauce place that just happens to sell chicken
just wanted a goddamn screwdriver
the big gorl?
canes looks so good in such a disgusting way
yeah
a good distraction i'm sure
"Mmh! That is so good."
It’s dead ass unseasoned chicken
All the weight of flavor is heavily leaning into you liking the sauce
If you don’t like the sauce
got it so id hate it cos i dont do sauce
tel aviv is fucking confused
You’re just eating bland fried chicken
theres a place here called fat brother i got their food one time it was revoltingly good and i shit straight grease later it felt like a cleanse
tp slicked off my ass im ngl it was fucked up
Thanks for sharing
And there was a strip of plastic film in my quesadilla
np boss
moreso had the vibes of hydroplaning at 80mph
God watched you type this
I hope you know
naw
i hate monolith
he does because of comments like that one above
Feed him to the shrimp pit
Sounds like a pretty shit way to inflict punishment
youre welcome
You didn’t give that homeless man $2
Your balls will now combust
he should just buy a house
solved homelessness
Now these are the kind of consequences people want to avoid
I think god should invent something that solves everything
.45
damn i tried to tell a girl about my favorite game once and she said "im not real, take you meds"
was it league
You’re just walking down the street and you hear slight Boom
You turn around
no its v2
And some guy is just doubled over crying
holy shit
Would be more like a balloon pop imo
walking down the street with my gf I hear a boom and woosh of wind suddenly my gf is dead and this guy is saying he can't stop he can't stop i think it's bullshit man
That’s even worse wtf
Thank you
I hate it in this corporeal dimension
the good lord fills that shit with air and produces the unlikelist of needles to pop it
Just leave then
Can’t rage quit the plains
No new servers opened up yet
Then don't be mad
@lunar fable
you can always flip the table once
gonna memory leak myself with all these quicksaves im making
Calm quit them
little pissboy gonna leak himself
pissboy pissboy
guess not
fr tho I think i talked to a girl about silksong once (she worked at blackrock)
cause i remember playing with 2 friends and we just platformed to the top
i pivoted off after like 2 sentences even tho I was so hype about it
You should've shot her as soon as you learned that
and we were mining out a floor
Hide your power level
Blackrock as in
We own everything
Fuck you
yes the financial conglomerate
How in the fuck did you meet a demon?
Why didn't you string her up on the nearest lamp post
among the other people there, 3 were gay men who worked in insurance
(health care insurance)
Ah yes
these were my friends extended friend group
The gaysurance
yeah that detail wasnt relevant idk why I added lol
but when I learned everyones careers I legit decided to say nothing about it
it was a party so no reason to discuss 4 of the most evil careers imaginable
Bro casually befriending the henchmen of super villains
They should make this a Netflix show
These are not henchmen
These are agents
Big difference
they should make hell a real thing for blackrock affilated beings
In for employment to super villains
Its a difference in mindset
Goons do it to make ends meet for their wife and 2 kids
Agents do it for the love of the game
Wait so where do henchmen fall
Goons
Should've specified
idk what tf to play
Wait so can you advance your career from a goon to a agent
if its any consolation, my actual friend at that party I showed up for is a tennis coach
sitting at my pc soulless
:>
Yes
yeah im morally superior
You get higher up as you abandon your morals and subsequently get better at your job
I’m sitting in the damn dark like a Amish settler in the 1600s
I gotta ask
For all the people i see complain about doorman
The only time I don’t play doorman is because he’s banned
I don’t think the deadlock players are on atm
I left an entry job at a gas/oil company cause I kept looking outside and seeing massive deforestation
Where the hell are the doorman players they’re all complaining about lol
sigh
Or if they are, they’re probably elsewhere
Ah damn
Imagine how many people are like this, but for health care etc. rather than entertainment
What case was this even for
I’ve always wondered what corporate life is like
Like the kind you see at movies
Cubicles
High rise building
Corner office
I had a corporate job where I unstapled and scanned papers for 11hrs a day
:>
What was the pay like
$20/hr
https://nationaltoday.com/us/fl/tampa/news/2026/03/13/live-nation-ticketmaster-antitrust-trial-to-resume-after-7-states-join-settlement/
Live Nation / Ticketmaster antitrust suit
The antitrust trial against Live Nation and Ticketmaster will resume on Monday after negotiations this week failed to result in many states joining a tentative settlement reached with the U.S. Justice Department. Seven Republican-led states have now joined the settlement, while the remaining 32 states plan to continue their lawsuit alleging the ...
My favorite line I tell people
My land lords don’t care about me being sick and or dying
They still expect rent at the end of every month
Or they’ll find someone who can
gn
Gewd noite
The sound of 14 unfilled cavities and 3 missing teeth
@hearty nebula Jesus fuck that’s what the game gets like???
Nearly 30 years alive
Never once have I gotten a rotten tooth or cav
Warframe is a w+m1 simulator
Better learn to love shieldgating and overguard
what does that even mean
endgame survivability
overguard is like shields but better
shieldgating is abusing the iframes after your shield breaks to gain invulnerability basically
ohj lord
@frosty herald https://youtube.com/shorts/-n9ZnoGPqiE?si=5WqY9jiNPUXRT7hy
Resident evil Requiem Gameplay.
i just started insanity
there is blisterheads in the very beginning
it takes a week to do one thing
its so fucked up when you pat your cat and they immediately clean off the spot you patted
We can't make the decision until we form a committee for a subcommittee for our subcommittee's committee (i.e. enough accountability sinks that if something goes wrong it'll never be anyone's fault)
That's quite the specific group of countries
@spare talon would it be safe to assume that exe stance will be kinda goated in new gamemode
yeah
cool
probably still pissbabies who will tell you you still need to run voc but fuck em
How? No servers
Scatter and manstopper for a quick swap db right?
Flak and maniacs?
Any suggestions outside that?
Why k7 look like they tried to redo hd2
Mine is around 47k
Can't find the screenshot of it but I found my previous record
Look how long ago it was 
What curio perks do people usually take? I imagine max hp
Gunner resistance
Sprint eff? Toughness?
Gunner res, tough, stam Regen for me
I shot Stevee dead last night at the back alley behind the abyss bar
I used it once
At least I don't peel steeve with my pick
I love Steve
I wish i could keep Steve
Hold up, Embark actually doing good stuff?
The Finals languishing in eternal purgatory
Weren’t they already using the ai ethically tho
As ethically as you can more or less
All sampling actors used with permission and appropriately acredited and paid
i mean
i use exe stance + mf anyways
little soy men cannot force me to use VoC
oxymoron but as technically close as one can get I suppose
granted I bet that pay deal was not as good as it probably should be because I'm gonna go ahead and assume boldly that there wasn't a union negotiating on it or anything
which heavy laspistol is better for mobility and burn stacks on boss, accatarn or kantrael 🤔
the mk2
dont know their foundry names, but that one
also its worth noting that the laspistols themselves have insane weakspot crit damage against unyielding, so the gun itself also melts bosses in addition to the burn
yeah
and its a great alt weapon when using relic sword cause it has like 20000% more mobility
im doing carapace+flak on relic and flak+unyielding on the laspistol
mk2 seems to have about 33% more ammo too
because it uses 2 bullets per shot instead of 3
and identical ammo pool number
does less damage per shot tho, but its overall better
personally i quite like the revolver on zealot
Ya
fake and smelly
bad hive scums that clearly don't play zealot make me le sadde
I'm disappointed that there is still no Zealot rework in sight
it got some changes
But the update look incredible so there is that
Hello Varlets! Its 4am now and I've been working to stitch this patch notes overview in time for the release! Please enjoy!
Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
0:27 Hive Scum
2:28 Arbites
4:50 Ogryns
6:20 Psyker
7:30 Veterans
8:12 Zealot
8:53 Dual Shivs
9:10 Crowbar
9:27 Thunderhammer
9:33 Heavy Sword
10:20 Bladed Momentum Blessing
10:39 Power Falchion
10:4...
Barely... One defensive talent and one aura is a far cry from a rework
It's better than nothing for sure, but if you're hoping for bread and get crumbs it's reasonable to feel let down about the bread
Why does zealot need a rework
I think he's severely lacking variety in his tools : he's powerful but almost all of his builds are exclusive to melee
I'd love to play a zealot focused on ranged weapons, on DOT, or actually tanking for example
Compared to Hive scum who can basically play with every aspect of the game it's night and day to me
^
It's not that Zealot isnt "good" but I dont think he needs 70 talents out of 80+ to be specialized in melee dps when less than half would probably be enough to make this fantasy possible, and let some different play styles and gameplay possible on him
It's actually good I swear
++ GAMESLANTERN LINKS ++
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a0d300f6-9d15-4766-bab5-76122e9477f7/fatmangus-zealot-stealth-version
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a0d30337-6e26-42c1-a136-9935f53e6af9/fatmangus-zealot-charge-version
++ MUSIC ++
---------------------------------------------...
Zealot can tank if you know where to look
mhm
I know about this build, and i'd argue that while it's interesting stats-wise, you dont really play very differently than a regular cloak zealot in the end. It's just a bit funny because he uses a big weapon and build hp, it's not exactly "And now he can outperform castigator's stance arbitrator"
And sorry but if the best argument to "Zealot lack gameplay variety" is that you can kinda find some if you really really squeeze the very little he has, I don't think it makes a very good case for it
And just because you end up pretty solid on paper doesn't mean it fulfill the fantasy of a tank : castigator's stance is great for that as you can literally take big bonks in the head and not flinch while it's active. But having to spend half the mission invisible backstabbing people doesn't really scream "tank" for me
tf happened to your health
ah farten shark
Thought it was a broken ankle
Gotta account for shit like mods prolly
Thats a beautiful locale
Gamefreak could never
i turned myself into a pickle morty...
I fkkin love games that let you climb!
bro just gave up
Does it have airbags
an ancient being
this game is so damn buggy
It loaded me in with a mix of my first and second build???
how tf is that even possible
shit used the weapons from my first build, and talent tree from the second
cuz i said so
why did the news channel get roland bombed
Chat what happens when relic blade overheats
its peam
Need to wait for it to cool down
If u have overload u stagger everything within 5 meters
cant activate it again until it cools down fully
I see
@frosty herald ngl man i cant even get to the story
past 2 days ive just been doing habitats and shit
lo
l
u can do that
he's probably the 5th mountain monstie
bvn
nvm
he isnt
idk why he's there then...
he isnt in the ecosystem he's just walking around there
i want a green khezu
ah
u cant make a green khezu
bruh
i stole a sergi and introduced it into an ecosystem i can alr restore
so i now have very high level sergi roaming around
He’s somewhere out there
Beating another human unconscious with a fire extinguisher
And enjoying his goth girl throuple
Or whatever it was

oh yea he wrote some weird stuff about girls iirc
I didn’t tell you did I
He’s been spotted in the wild
Telopots or Tanner’s server
Or Reginald
Saw Dorn take a screenshot of a conversation he was having with someone ages ago
And his name was in the screen
Nearly spit my drink out
I imagine he still does his usual
arguing about miniscule numbers or whatever
ego boosting conversation topics
I still remember the whole argument and crash out about overkill damage
Ngl I hope he’s changed
Buddy didn’t seem like he was in a healthy mindset at the time
Never know man
I mean Darcy was in the modding discord for a bit
She hadn’t changed
I’m still caught off guard how the whole being afraid of Clara thing was just a bit
ugh I hate Clara
Leopards dont change their spots an what not
hes somewhat vindicated
seeing as a single talent now benefits from overkill damage
Oh don’t you worry
She’ll be back
That once a year appearance is almost a Holliday at this point
https://youtu.be/W2j8FwONhk4 @sterile stone I got the vibes
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group
still love you (todavía) · The Two Lips
still love you (todavía)
℗ 2024 The Blushing Tulips, LLC, under exclusive license to Island Records, a division of UMG Recordings, Inc.
Released on: 2024-12-13
Mixing Engineer, Producer, Recording Engineer, Programming Engineer: Robin Cause
Producer: T...
My god I forgot abt Clara
sexual harrassment: the person
Trauma response I guess
Can I have a different brain
Or at least one that doesn’t have Space Was Cool from In Space with Markiplier stuck on repeat for some reason
This sounds really really similar to a song I swear I’ve shown you
It reminds me of a song I saw in the little tourist theatre in the Portland airport
"Standing In The Back At Your Show" from Wild Ones' album 'Mirror Touch' available October 6th via Topshelf Records.
Info: http://tpshlf.co/2u6kGNI
Order: http://smarturl.it/tsr178
Starring: Souther Salazar & Trevor Thorpe
Directed by: Matthew Thomas Ross
Cinematography by: Tehben Dean
Produced by: Matthew Thomas Ross & Danielle Sullivan
Assi...
I’m pretty sure I’ve show you this
But that intro instantly reminded me of this
aaah ye I remember, its on my playlist for a long time now
Ayeeee
Almost wanna go back to Portland man
Did you hit your head or something
I miss having the free time to travel to places
I don’t remember there being anything good in Portland
what even is there in Portland
Good food
Good weed
The people were so fucking nice
Dude
When I tell you
All smiles
Like I went to a diner with a friend
We were just minding our own business
Some ladies paid for our food
We went to a resteraunt and shot the shit with locals
Gas station we just laughed it up with the cashier
Weed shop guy?
waow
Looked like fucken bob Ross
pretty generous people
The only thing that caught me off guard was like
The homeless people everywhere
And we talked to our uber driver
He said lots of people lost their home when Californians moved in and bought out properties
Raising the prices of surrounding areas
Lotta locals started moving out
they gentrified the housing market



