zealot-class

[heady rapids]

so u can just keep shooting a db without reloading for the whole duration

[wheat matrix]

dont get me wrong i dont think arby needs a nerf

[solar gorge]

arbisnooze

[wheat matrix]

but idk if it needed a buff either

[exotic plaza]

arby got buffed

kinda

[sterile stone]

@spare talon can multiple pack masters be up at once

Simple

[heady rapids]

they nerfed toughness on stagger

i think

[carmine falcon]

the buffs are mainly fixing a dead keystone and making castig stance less of a meme

[exotic plaza]

force of will?

[heady rapids]

and nerfed tdr on uh

casti

[exotic plaza]

yeah its like 10%

[solar gorge]

looking back at packmaster reveal and it mentioning ambushing and stuff, makes sense now considering the wide open maps for the new mode

[void bison]

||oh also I really liked the part in the lab where you see all the bio weapons trading, the conspiracy layer of the story is entertaining and it must be very weird being a civilian in resident evil hearing some of the news that breaks||

[heady rapids]

arby somehow being more fun to play than hscum is puzzing to me

[frosty herald]

DR*

[exotic plaza]

you get 20% strength insyead

[placid fiber]

Aw man, I caught a common pokemon...

[sterile stone]

Getting ambushed by a ogryn just mean your special awareness is in the dirt

[void bison]

id buy 1 so I could send it after the mail man

[frosty herald]

It has a really fast movespeed

[spare talon]

Shouldn't be? Im not as familiar with patrol spawns in expeditions esp since the packmasters implementation into that happened during my entubening

[sterile stone]

I mean it’s a ogryn

With giant tusks

If it’s a boss mob it’s safe to assume it’s much taller than a crusher and bulwark

Should be fuck loads easy to spot before engaging if it’s a roaming boss

[placid fiber]

inb4 its an ogryn imp

[void bison]

they should make a chaos ogryn with wings and a heavy stubber and also with laser beams

[slender mica]

holy shit guys half life 2 just got announced

[placid fiber]

Now that we're getting armored chaos hounds... it's only a matter of time before armored trappers...

[solar gorge]

the other way around, the blogpost said u could get the drop on them

which was odd considering the current maps

too linear to set up ambushes and whatnot

[heady rapids]

theyre gonna be expedition exclusive at first

if U READ

u wouldve known

[solar gorge]

?

[heady rapids]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HC7GTvMXwAEdBZA.gif

[placid fiber]

What's reading?

[carmine falcon]

the new boss got bodied in one of the vids i watched xdddd

[solar gorge]

i was talking about the original packmaster post

not the expedition

[void bison]

the first game didnt even have a battle pass or cosmetics so who gaf...

[sterile stone]

Inb4 colebert sprints ahead of the group to back stab one with a relic blade

[solar gorge]

that came before the expedition reveal

[heady rapids]

good luck backstabbing a boss that ignores stealth

[slender mica]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-reaction-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-gif-613275461876515673

[solar gorge]

yeah he can see thru stealth

that's one of the main gimmick

[frosty herald]

It would be smart to pre emptively do big damage to the packmaster

[sterile stone]

Wasn’t this established that only works if he’s aggro’d?

[solar gorge]

idk if it's been specified, should aks cole or sum

probably knows

[placid fiber]

Cole was getting tubed at the time, so probably not

[exotic plaza]

stealth exist

[sterile stone]

@spare talon we call upon the elder tube

[placid fiber]

Epic_Cole... The Elder Tubes...

[void bison]

there should be a thing where we can submerge in soy sauce like we're in the matrix

[ivory marlin]

Im pretty sure exhil is also a play tester too

[void bison]

in a soy tube

[ivory marlin]

@ripe quest hows playtesting

[copper hawk]

Hsword buff ?

[ivory marlin]

Hi cica

[placid fiber]

And armored poxhounds

[copper hawk]

Hi

[sterile stone]

Is he?

[ivory marlin]

Idk

I think so

Either him or josho i think

[sterile stone]

Josh is yeah

[ivory marlin]

But i doubt its josho

[placid fiber]

Now that we're getting armored hounds, I'm just waiting for them to drop armored trappers on us...

[ivory marlin]

Oh

[slender mica]

armored dogbursters

^.^

[heady rapids]

exhil is a playtester

[solar gorge]

when am i playetesting

[placid fiber]

2045, wait your turn

[copper hawk]

Playtest for deadlock

[solar gorge]

i wish

[copper hawk]

Game is BROKEN !!!!!

[shadow spruce]

hi cica

[sterile stone]

Gotta write a 6 page essay on how much you love Darktide

[solar gorge]

u know there's an actual separate playtest ?

for dl

that's actually private for real

[visual stream]

IT IS!!!

[copper hawk]

Hi mort

I wont be playing darktide again methinks

[carmine lance]

I'm noticing sinclair players REALLY don't like doorman players

[copper hawk]

Uninstalled it months ago

[copper hawk]

Doorman this patch deletes ppl

[carmine lance]

I know

[shadow spruce]

so real for that

[carmine lance]

I go for kidnaps

[copper hawk]

Or locks them in a cage every 10 seconds

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/chihuahua-uncomfortable-gif-317720649137245860

[solar gorge]

they made my main s tier

deserved

[wheat matrix]

do the funny doorman thing where u trap people in rem tunnels

[copper hawk]

Now he's banned more than Bebop

Or... shiv gor some reason

[void bison]

I like the fearful dog whenever I see them

[copper hawk]

For*

[carmine lance]

honestly idk how to do that otherwise I absolutely would

i thought it'd have already been patched out

[solar gorge]

shiv got the knives buffd

u can get 1k + dmg early game if rush t3

[deft badge]

||I won't say anything about wesker if you're gonna play 5, but I am glad you liked it. I thought it was a good enough ending, liked seeing a proper BOW in the form on Gideon too tbh.||

Me go shower and eat now

[void bison]

im gonna buy a licker and instead of using it as a bio weapon im gonna make it rate drinks and shit

||you can say anything about wesker, its most likely I dont end up playing until the remake and forget most of it anyways||

[hard nexus]

buffing mk15??? but not mk3?!!!?!?!??

[exotic plaza]

can you get a licker pregnant

[exotic plaza]

yeah why

the more fun mark

[visual stream]

I'm waiting for them to either release a new class or do some balance changes

[hard nexus]

mk15 is boring as fuck

i hate it

light light light light

heavy heavy heavy

no combos

literally just executioner sword

[placid fiber]

Don't forget the light light light light light combo as well

[carmine falcon]

that's 99% of weapons in this game

[exotic plaza]

exe sword but bad

lol

[heady rapids]

real shit

love exe for the reach

evis has 0 reach

[carmine falcon]

i care more about feel than combos rn ngl

[solar gorge]

not myt goat the crusher tho

[heady rapids]

bleh

[exotic plaza]

melee in dt have zero range after playing vt

[heady rapids]

crusher is light heavy light heavy

or heavy light

mimimi zzz

[carmine falcon]

so called combo weapon and its push attack light or push attack heavy WOWZA

[solar gorge]

there's more

[heady rapids]

REAL

[solar gorge]

u don't k,ow

[deft badge]

5 spoiler ||wesker dies in 5||

[copper hawk]

Idk if ill ever come back

Game is burnt out for me

[exotic plaza]

also i used to hate how weird some weapon combo in vt2 was but like it a little more mechanically complex than dt melee comvo

[heady rapids]

halberd is 10x complex

[copper hawk]

The gameplay loop isnt fun 4 me anymore

[heady rapids]

than any dt wep

[exotic plaza]

it grow on me tbh

[copper hawk]

Zzz

[visual stream]

Zealot crusher gets to sit in the cuck chair while Arbites crusher takes his 10 year wed wife from behind

[hard nexus]

both mks but especially mk3 should have a general size increase, both in model and hitbox

[exotic plaza]

raw dogged by ls

[copper hawk]

Except for like high havocs and that's about it

[hard nexus]

also block cost reduction

[deft badge]

DT melee loops are really simple tbh

[heady rapids]

dt melee feels better but it's so dumbed down

compared to vt

[carmine falcon]

to me dt is less about combos and more about postioning and hitting heads anyway due to the pace

[heady rapids]

theres no combos

[exotic plaza]

I wish halberd have any stagger at all

[deft badge]

Watching people bitch about the PP nerf is funny, talk about a self report

[copper hawk]

Getting on 2 h40 or h35 and be doin super well only to be hit w error 2014

[heady rapids]

theres no nothing

[carmine falcon]

like i think an actual complex weapon woudl be a pain to use

with how fast the game is

[copper hawk]

Come back and we all died cuz 1 other person also crashed and we wiped

[carmine falcon]

id like that tho

[tulip gulch]

the what nerf

[exotic plaza]

I mean cata exist

[misty nova]

Only one that matters anyways

[deft badge]

Pickpocket

[exotic plaza]

it isn't as hard as havoc but like

[misty nova]

[tulip gulch]

oh

[visual stream]

It got nerfed??

[deft badge]

This is possibly the most infuriating thing in the entirety of DT

[tulip gulch]

barely

[sterile stone]

Majority of the combat is just hit hit shove with the occasional dodge

[tulip gulch]

only procs on melee kill

[sterile stone]

Or if you’re really feeling it

Just spamming a cc

[deft badge]

It's getting changed to salvaged munitions, there's pics in a lot of places

[placid fiber]

Makes sense tbh

[misty nova]

But Meow, did you see that they indirectly buffed every melee?

[deft badge]

Tldr only get ammo on melee kill

[carmine falcon]

its just knowing your postioning, hitting heads and knowing your breakpoints

and trying not to get crowded

[hard nexus]

in what way

[carmine falcon]

so schmovement

[exotic plaza]

scum got buffed overall

[exotic plaza]

splash damage

[sterile stone]

That’s where the cc comes in

[visual stream]

So changing it to literally just be that one skill from VT2

I can get behind that

[misty nova]

Zealot Stam Regen delay was lowered to 0.5

[deft badge]

I called it forever ago

[misty nova]

More pushing

[visual stream]

I felt like that was the easiest solution yeah

[misty nova]

Also Zealous Aura reduces by another 0.15s

[sterile basalt]

no

[misty nova]

Iirc

[heady rapids]

its not enough

[sterile basalt]

just the aura change

[misty nova]

That's fucking huge son

[heady rapids]

pickpocket is still op

[sterile basalt]

yea

[misty nova]

Huge son

[sterile stone]

You looked through the notes?

[visual stream]

True, make it 5% max ammo :^)

[deft badge]

It's still free infinite ammo if you have a brain

You can't just

[sterile basalt]

https://youtu.be/BQT0Sjg0u2g?si=RducbZHyD-r15JDm

[deft badge]

Drool on yourself shooting everything now

[sterile stone]

Phone about to die

[exotic plaza]

me when i molest the closest flamer and get ammo for free

[sterile stone]

Where falchion buffs

[sterile basalt]

most of the class changes I like

[heady rapids]

scum changes are abysmal

[sterile basalt]

it went from needing 8~10 buffs, to needing 7~9 buffs

lol

[heady rapids]

he gets 25 more toughness

+1 dodge

something else

cool

more scum buffs

[exotic plaza]

scum got mega buffed

[deft badge]

Like innate +1 dodge?

[sterile stone]

Power sword gaming it is

[heady rapids]

yes

[sterile basalt]

he got +25 toughness baked in, and a +25 toughness node removed

[heady rapids]

dog class worse than psyker

[exotic plaza]

most scum build have 1-2 less tax node

[deft badge]

Dodgemaxxers rejoice

[exotic plaza]

and the new node are good

[heady rapids]

they buffed psyker walls and nerfed dome which is good

0 changes to smite

as expected

[sterile stone]

What’s the dome nerf?

[carmine falcon]

smite changed would nuke the malice population

[heady rapids]

cd

[tulip gulch]

longer cooldown

[sterile stone]

Meh

[carmine falcon]

dome is 60 seconds

[sterile stone]

Still gonna run it vs walls

No reason not to

[sterile basalt]

TH atks' maniac ADM buffed, might actually start being a good weapon
evis XV atks' chain time reduced (faster atk speed) and improved handling (idk)

[heady rapids]

there's a good reason to run walls now

[exotic plaza]

wall id hella long now

[heady rapids]

cause they're big

[tulip gulch]

they also buffed the stagger talent on zealot

[sterile stone]

Yeah but dome can just nullify slug vomit

[sterile basalt]

punishment buff not gonna rly matter

[sterile stone]

Even if it’s inside it

[exotic plaza]

improved handling might be shit like mobility, gettijg into blocks faster?

[misty nova]

Can't believe Evis15 stay winning

Actually

[exotic plaza]

also they did mentioned that chain attack gonna be faster

[misty nova]

I can

Because that's my goat

My goat never loses

[heady rapids]

idk man

its boring

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe contra’s return is imminent

I can feel it

[heady rapids]

and doesnt have exe reach

the best part about exe

[spare talon]

Latter dev change, idk anything about it

[tulip gulch]

i thought one of the things TH struggled with was mixed horde stagger?

[heady rapids]

doing a juicy ass h1 across the map

killing a mauler

[sterile basalt]

maybe block cost reduction? idk

[heady rapids]

in a different zip code

so good

[sterile basalt]

yes

but this is not enough lol

[misty nova]

Fun is subjective so I'm not counting that as argument

[plush estuary]

this is so funny

[heady rapids]

its objhective and i define fun

[sterile basalt]

u still need 5 atks to stack it

[stuck thicket]

th in general has a problem with hordes

[ivory marlin]

Is exhil here yet?

[sterile basalt]

and it gets countered by specific enemy comps

[deft badge]

I made the mistake of sitting down

[sterile stone]

Worth a shot at asking anyways, good looks

[exotic plaza]

mixed hordes

it doesn't have problem with chaff really

a little slow

[plush estuary]

@rugged hedge

[sterile basalt]

TH getting better maniac ADM might finally make it not suck dogshit vs dreg ragers and that to me is beautiful

[plush estuary]

wrong @

[stuck thicket]

then again what cant kill chaff

[plush estuary]

@green yacht

[exotic plaza]

I wish th light is like greathammer

[stuck thicket]

im really mixed on th

its a very one trick weapon

[misty nova]

Does it still need Grievous for stagger?

[stuck thicket]

i might use it again

[heady rapids]

remember coghammer

[exotic plaza]

coghammer kinda ass

[heady rapids]

wrong .....

[stuck thicket]

coghammer slayer is the peak bardin experience

[exotic plaza]

it basically exe with worse light

[sterile basalt]

has anyone shown all the new expedition cosmetics yet

[exotic plaza]

i prefer dual axe + gh

[sterile stone]

Cole has

[heady rapids]

i ran uh

greataxe and cockhammer

[exotic plaza]

good balance for horde and bosses

[sterile stone]

gotta scroll up a fair bit tho

[exotic plaza]

greataxe have cleave limit

[misty nova]

#darktide-driptide message

[exotic plaza]

genuinely so ass

[heady rapids]

dont care

[stuck thicket]

i run dual hammers on all my dwarf classes except slayer

love me dhammers

[heady rapids]

there's a reason u get 2 melees

[sterile stone]

The lack of pants

[tranquil bone]

Greataxe was fun as hell

[sterile stone]

Is odd

[carmine falcon]

cole linked pics here

search by his pics

they're all desert themed stuff

[exotic plaza]

greataxe is slayer best monster dps but like gh is close

[tranquil bone]

I've been missing a good axe in DT since launch

[sterile stone]

Also the scrolls on vet’s chest piece look so odd, like it’s something a zealot would wear

[exotic plaza]

and you can deal with mixed horde

[sterile basalt]

they're all black

[misty nova]

Somebody ate it

[sterile stone]

A las pistol holster on the chest piece woulda been fire

[misty nova]

Bruh

[heady rapids]

If horde I swap to xoghammer

[sterile basalt]

yea shud have been nades but whatever
the sets look good to me overall

[sterile stone]

The helmet is nice

The fuck is that even based on tho

[exotic plaza]

my problem with coghammer is like it more horde control than horde clear

[deft badge]

CAxe has existed since launch tbf

It's boring as fuck

But it's good

[exotic plaza]

kinda same thing with gh but it does horde control better

[heady rapids]

it really doesnt matter with the amount of attack speed you stack

[sterile basalt]

combat axe is boring until u learn sprint cancel

then it's fun

[heady rapids]

on all bardin classes i think?

[misty nova]

"yeah you're going to be highly exposed to the sun, here's black clothing"

[deft badge]

Nah dude CAxe is just boring lol

[heady rapids]

ik rv and slayer stack attack speed rly well

[carmine falcon]

except this

[exotic plaza]

coghammer also doesn't cleave armor so yeah

[heady rapids]

i think oe too?

yeah thats why i run greataxe along with it

[misty nova]

That's Fatshark for ya
Strong = boring
Fun = weak

[sterile basalt]

it is also, black

[sterile stone]

The eye covering is black

[tranquil bone]

I never liked the 1h axe in VT and still can't stand em

[heady rapids]

slayer is w+m1 anyway

[misty nova]

It's a theory that works 90% of the time

[sterile stone]

That chest piece is Vostroyan

Or whatever they’re called

[exotic plaza]

combat blade is strong and fun

mostly

[carmine falcon]

[stuck thicket]

cough COUGH duelling sword cough

[misty nova]

It's also a really funny joke to give it a blindfold and a cyber eye thing

[visual stream]

Where do I find these patch notes

[misty nova]

Boring

[exotic plaza]

duelling sword isn't that good tbh

[misty nova]

Therefore

Strong

[heady rapids]

we made it all up

theres no patch notes

[visual stream]

I read someone say that thammer was getting buffed

[heady rapids]

#trolled

[visual stream]

WAHHHH

NOOOOO

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/reigen-arataka-mob-psycho-100-zer0mortals-gif-15680006035930571397

[stuck thicket]

can we remove duelling sword from the game

this weapon is ASS

i hate it sm

[sterile basalt]

yes

it might finally

[exotic plaza]

ds is whatever

[sterile basalt]

start being good

waoh

[visual stream]

"I'm waiting for a balance patch to start playing the game again" me 15 minutes ago, not knowing it was already coming

[heady rapids]

dont bother dude they buffed scum again

[stuck thicket]

were there any arbites buffs

[visual stream]

What a concept

[heady rapids]

yes

actual good arbites buffs

[stuck thicket]

pickpocket nerf

[exotic plaza]

kinda

[stuck thicket]

ohhh ok

[visual stream]

Thammer being good at things other than being The Havoc Boss Killer Weapon

[exotic plaza]

everyone got buffed

[stuck thicket]

hm

[sterile stone]

Me sitting here remembering all the cope posting about how scum was gonna get more cosmetics

[visual stream]

Which it already sort of gets overshadowed by fucking rb

A crowd clear weapon

At single target

[heady rapids]

terminus warrant is now an actual keystone

and

and

[sterile stone]

Because it had “more material to pull from” than arbites

[heady rapids]

theb est hing

[sterile stone]

Meanwhile they’re in the same boat

[stuck thicket]

rb overshadows most zealot weapons anyway

[carmine falcon]

rb aint a crowd clear weapon

its a jack of all trades

top kino

[exotic plaza]

rb doesn't 1 shot h40 bosses but uh it does everything else better

[sterile basalt]

psyker small nerf
hive scum buffed (lol)
veteran buffed
zealot buffed
ogryn huge buff
arbites small buff

[stuck thicket]

[deft badge]

It what, 2 or 3 shots them depending on boss?

[visual stream]

You're right, the first hit ONLY does 80% of their health

Sigh, so weak

[misty nova]

Such is the life of specialized weapons

[sterile stone]

What was vets buff even?

[visual stream]

Fatshark I can't spam left click well enough give me rb buffs wahhh wahhh

[stuck thicket]

i think we should give zealot nade regen on stuns and flames because it would be funny

[exotic plaza]

44k on weakspot

thammer does like 70k

max marty stsck

[heady rapids]

still worse than scum

[tranquil bone]

Aside from that dodge DR and the gunlugger stuff what did ogryn get? I can't be scrubbing through videos at work

[deft badge]

Tbf

[heady rapids]

gunlugger stuff

is the highlight

[deft badge]

Most classes are worse than psyker 2

[tranquil bone]

The DR sounds fucking nuts btw

[heady rapids]

it probably will be

[tranquil bone]

Never die to a overhead again

[exotic plaza]

#zealot-class message

would've been 1 shot if it was weakspot

[sterile stone]

Take me back to uncapped fire stacks on ogryn ripper

[stuck thicket]

please tell me they buffed arbites nade damage

[sterile stone]

@royal vortex do you still have the clip?

[stuck thicket]

so that it actually does something

[misty nova]

Rock kills every specialist
Nuke kills every small sized

[heady rapids]

arbites nades were always good

they dont need buffs

[exotic plaza]

actually insane on rotten armor

imo

• btl

[heady rapids]

i really wanna play new casti

[stuck thicket]

im eager to try out buffed arbites

[stuck thicket]

ohhh what did they do

[heady rapids]

node reloads per hit now

and not on cd

[stuck thicket]

MMMMMMMM

[sterile basalt]

exe stance
duration 5 -> 6s (with ogryn subnode, 8 -> 9s)

infiltrate
CD 45 -> 40s, dmg linger 5 -> 8s

VoC
CD 30 -> 40s, OID penalties removed

GBITF swapped:
WF, +50% ranged cleave

falchion
activated attacks' first target dmg buffed by 5~10%

plasma
hipfire cleave reduced to 18, charged ammo cost reduced from 5~9 to 1~8, draw time is slower

infantry lasgun
sprint cost reduced, more ammo, better unyielding ADM, recoil reduced, increased hitscan radius, efficiency blessing's refresh 4 -> 0.5s

[stuck thicket]

EXTERMINATOR SHOTGUN SHAPED BUTTON

IN MY LOADOUT SCREEN

[acoustic dune]

holy peak

they redid hivescum talent?

[heady rapids]

source ?

[plush estuary]

@obsidian ore

[stuck thicket]

what was the cleave on plasma pre nerf

[sterile basalt]

55.125 for hipfire
105 for charged

[stuck thicket]

oh

thats

a big problem actually

[heady rapids]

should be 67 cleave instead

[stuck thicket]

probably still gonna be meta

[carmine falcon]

2 books

[sterile stone]

Wait is lasgun viable again?

[sterile basalt]

https://youtu.be/BQT0Sjg0u2g?si=RducbZHyD-r15JDm

[acoustic dune]

IITS PEAK

[sterile basalt]

18 cleave is still huge

[acoustic dune]

HIVE SCUM IS GETTING PEAKED

[stuck thicket]

how bad is the new draw time

[sterile basalt]

maybe
it's prob not enough to make it as good as vig auto tho

[sterile basalt]

shud be around 18% slower

[exotic plaza]

hivescum get buffed yet again

[stuck thicket]

mmmm

not too bad

probably staying on my melee build

[sterile basalt]

plasma changes are very conservative

not nearly as radical as I'd have hoped

[plush estuary]

@hard nexus do you have the nade copypasta

or @hoary iris

whoops

wrong @

[sterile stone]

Gotta squeeze in those lasgun sales

[plush estuary]

@heady rapids

[heady rapids]

what copypasta

[plush estuary]

I think it was the jumping down my throat one

about dorn iirc

[sterile stone]

Still miss the old infernus lasgun meta

[heady rapids]

uhhh

idk man

[stuck thicket]

also i heard knife got buffed

as if it needed to

[sterile basalt]

no?

[stuck thicket]

?

[empty python]

MY BONKIES GOT BUFFED, albeit just a bit, BUT NICE

[stuck thicket]

someone in here

been saying

knife zealot is better now

smh

[carmine falcon]

no highui didnt say knife got buffed he said due to stamina changes u can spam push attack more

[sterile basalt]

well it's zealot's changes

not knife itself

[stuck thicket]

ah

[empty python]

zealot just got some mobility buffs

[tulip gulch]

knife zealot is better because of shorter stamina regen delay

so better PA spam on mk6 knife

[stuck thicket]

PUSH ATTACK DEMON

[sterile stone]

I feel like this is just gonna make speed running zealots more annoying

[stuck thicket]

is taxe still demonic

[sterile stone]

But I guess it’s a wait and see type thing

[hard nexus]

atop the regen delay on stam aura ?

[empty python]

maybe in Damnations and stuff, but im glad i'm basically Havoc-only these days, and ppl really dont do that haha

[hard nexus]

it’s somewhere in my gifs

but my phone is about 2 die

so

[plush estuary]

all g

[hard nexus]

i cannot look unfortunately

[heady rapids]

OH MY GOD

I FOUND

A GEM

I FOUND A GEM

[plush estuary]

just got reminded of it

[sterile basalt]

No base change, just the aura

[heady rapids]

I FOUND A GEM

[hard nexus]

i have been waiting for this fucking tattoo

[heady rapids]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1rsxow6/pickpocket_nerf/

LOOK

LOOK

[rugged hedge]

[hard nexus]

for 4 hours

[plush estuary]

soirry

[rugged hedge]

I'm going to eat your organs

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/braindead-cat-brain-damage-gif-583403308765934478

[sterile basalt]

Ur late, BJH alrdy posted this in vet chat hrs ago

[heady rapids]

idk what vet chat is

[stuck thicket]

WE deserve destruction

[undone pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/nabzzino-nabzz-nabz-nabbz-nabzino-gif-20585627

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1428099102377251018/zealot_class.png?ex=69b5b3ee&is=69b4626e&hm=9a4b8f8dd87c1c50530727c2d73566ff8e77dcd4e3ade5a790be6c9ffa378481&

[stuck thicket]

lowkey

yall even run pickpocket?

i dont

[sterile stone]

I do on needler

[deft badge]

I don't

[exotic plaza]

of course the zealot channel have the trans flag

we love hrt

[sterile basalt]

Yea ofc u wouldn’t

[deft badge]

I use .45s and they don't need it lol

[empty python]

that seems like a fair change ngl lol

[stuck thicket]

i only have pickpocket on my meme build with dual stubs

[sterile stone]

What?

[heady rapids]

u are mr gay

[sterile basalt]

But I’m not tho

[stuck thicket]

uncle thats the wrong one

[sterile stone]

Glad someone said it

Was gonna say

Aren’t the trans flag colors like

[exotic plaza]

damn

[sterile stone]

Pastel pink and blue with white

[acoustic dune]

HEAVY SWORD IS GETTING LOVE

YEAH

[stuck thicket]

🏳️‍⚧️

ignore that the bi flag is dr house

[acoustic dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-dr-house-O5MMKTXFyO98Y

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/koffa-house-md-gregory-house-house-eric-foreman-gif-3254275732664605731

[acoustic dune]

you cant tell me dr house md

is not a zesty man

[sterile basalt]

I might have to run the stam aura on zealot

Damn

But

[acoustic dune]

peak jsut dropped

[sterile basalt]

It would give psyker/arb/hive scum 0.35s stam regen delay

Is it truly worth the cost

To buff psyker and hive scum further

[stuck thicket]

what is this on

[heady rapids]

still trash

[heady rapids]

lasguns

[exotic plaza]

helbore?

[sterile basalt]

It’s ok for IX

[heady rapids]

they also buffed lasgun ammo capacity

[acoustic dune]

lasy

[stuck thicket]

mid

[misty nova]

Not really

[sterile basalt]

Infantry lasgun

[heady rapids]

u can have inf ammo on it tho

with actual blessings

that it kinda needs

[stuck thicket]

i love shock trooper.

[sterile stone]

Carpal tunnel las gun?

[misty nova]

No

[sterile basalt]

No, the brown one

[misty nova]

Slower one

[heady rapids]

but now they buffed both the reserves and mag size for lasguns

[acoustic dune]

all i care about

[sterile stone]

The brown one huh

[acoustic dune]

is the heavy swordd buff

[stuck thicket]

i might

[glossy nimbus]

Tell me

The

[brave mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-am-i-looking-at-blinking-whats-that-gif-15183748

[glossy nimbus]

Hwsord

Was

[stuck thicket]

try out infantry las

[glossy nimbus]

Buffed

[stuck thicket]

i think?

[acoustic dune]

its peak

[sterile stone]

Le mao

No

[heady rapids]

iunfantry las used to be the only weapon in the game

back then

[glossy nimbus]

It got Buffed???

[acoustic dune]

forgotten waepon

[sterile stone]

112 round mag las gun

[acoustic dune]

yarp

[glossy nimbus]

What about dclaw

[acoustic dune]

spat on

no change

[glossy nimbus]

Pulls off your skin

[sterile basalt]

It’s mainly reserve, mag size not increased by much
Efficiency makes almost half ur shots on IX consume only 1 ammo, it’s a really powerful ammo blessing in that regard

[acoustic dune]

the dual pistol is getting buff aswell

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-smile-cat-smile-orenge-cat-smiling-gif-23133369

[sterile basalt]

It’s prob made for the new mode

[sterile stone]

I’m just asking for a damage buff man

[sterile basalt]

I don’t think I saw any ammo pickup in the wild?

[sterile stone]

If you’re gonna sell skins for a gun

Atleast make it somewhat competitive with the current meta

[heady rapids]

im sure there are some

would be really weird

if ther4e were none

cant u like request airstrikes

what about airdrops

[sterile basalt]

Nah nah nah that would be proving me right which they’d rather not

[sterile stone]

Bro is public enemy number one

Time you join the Lindberg movement

[sterile basalt]

It’s still mad funny to me

I say inf las need 40% more damage and get ridiculed

[tranquil bone]

Fatshark gang stalking support group

[sterile basalt]

Then FS buffs vet damage by 70%

Ok

Guess I was not radical enough

[heady rapids]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HC7GTvMXwAEdBZA.gif

[sterile stone]

You gotta start making YouTube videos

Making demands

And whatever shit Mr.e does

“This will kill Darktide if this doesn’t change”

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-astral-claws-space-marine-warhammer-warhammer-40k-gif-17483303521650911739

[glossy nimbus]

Kill 7 Billion People

[acoustic dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/btd6-pop-7-billion-bloons-nd1fpGUjmV2OruLJlq

[heady rapids]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/ItsAllAboutGames/comments/1rpjpq0/former_bosses_of_the_witcher_and_cyberpunk_2077/

[frosty herald]

wait WHAT

[solar gorge]

guh

i thought death rituals were only for the american elite

[carmine lance]

what the hell lmao, that's fucking wild

[sterile stone]

How do you think they revived 2077

[deft badge]

Tbh I think of Finnish black metal bands when I hear about em

[frosty herald]

@spare talon we should skin redditors

[heady rapids]

https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSufW2xsX/

Kios sweet boy^^! (@pikmni)

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fxTikTok · Mar 12, 2026, 5:17 PM

[spare talon]

What

[frosty herald]

VOC nerf

[glossy nimbus]

Nice

[plush estuary]

Sawano makes great music

[spare talon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/dgZKcmfG51

[heady rapids]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HC7GTvMXwAEdBZA.gif

[deft badge]

Did you see their follow up

[frosty herald]

oh i didnt even see

"veteran was even more fun before the power sword nerf"

[glossy nimbus]

Mfs should be buying cod atp

[spare talon]

Keep opening it up

It keeps going

[gray ice]

@sterile stone https://youtu.be/IZc2n5tQqxY?si=o_FoD6ICFlIrmIFP

If this doesn't make you want to go get a stack you do not have that dog in you

[frosty herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/foghorn-2

[deft badge]

Bro is getting murdered in here

[sterile stone]

Lemme take a gander

[misty ravine]

Mainly, but not exclusively

[sterile stone]

I see the vision with this

Beat is immaculate

https://tenor.com/view/clogging-blue-shirt-blue-shirt-guy-dancing-click-clack-gif-26149861

[gray ice]

We're gonna need a fire extinguisher for this one

[spare talon]

Who is
Me or him

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/rebbford/status/2032582246519935234?s=20

rebb ford (@rebbford)

its time for the viscous invitational twitch.tv/de_rebecca

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FxTwitter · Mar 13, 2026, 10:19 PM

Rebb....

[heady rapids]

watched 28 years later 2

so bad

so bad...

[shadow spruce]

They made a sequel of a sequel?

[heady rapids]

there's 2 movies

[glossy nimbus]

They probably only used it like once then declared it bad

some people really just want to shred through the game no effort

[gray ice]

Ohhhh im sorry. I may not have sent this to you im not sure. Run this up tho

https://youtu.be/wYCW-qtk9D8?si=sUSyvdmoamijWEFC

[glossy nimbus]

Which I think is kinda the problem idk

[sterile stone]

So news right

[glossy nimbus]

also the DB literally deletes hordes

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon https://fixvx.com/i/status/2032280383480574211

Helldivers NOW (@Helldivers_NOW)

Ain't no way we got Triple T in HD2

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 2:19 AM

[sterile stone]

I might just forego a new pc atm and just get a console

All these bullshit ass parts to repair my shit seems dumb as fuck

[gray ice]

A console would probably be cheaper in the short term

Gg to your library and save states for most games tho

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2032441798434459805

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

RAM kits are now sold with one fake RAM stick alongside a real one to create a performance illusion

The fake stick looks real and fills the second slot for a clean look, but it does nothing for performance.

AI data centers are expected to use about 70% of the world’s DRAM

X · Mar 13, 2026, 1:01 PM

[sterile stone]

Fucking robbed cause I had just started that div2 battlepass

[glossy nimbus]

I miss windows 7.

[sterile stone]

Good news is tho

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2032338383134212355

All-bones Jones (@AllbonesJones)

Pokemon is a popular game, so to improve Fear & Hunger, I copied a key feature from it: random encounters. The encounter pool is built from the current map. Since Crow Mauler is on almost every map, this means he's always in the encounter pool.

QRT: AllbonesJones
In order to bring Fear & Hunger into the modern age of gaming, I studied Unreal Engine 5 and ported over lens flares, motion blur, and head bobbing. Finally, the AAA experience you were all asking for. Exactly as good as a modern remake!

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 6:10 AM

[sterile stone]

Get to pop outta the grave and say hi to people I haven’t spoken to in nearly 4 years

[glossy nimbus]

fear and hunger is such a wholesome game

[frosty herald]

Fight first enemy

Looks inside

Gorgoroth

[deft badge]

Him, cole

[acoustic dune]

whole some chungus

[glossy nimbus]

joplaysgames just said no to removing demotion from havoc

https://tenor.com/view/angry-angry-cat-cat-cats-cute-cat-gif-8951430968375206589

[cursive tundra]

Goalpost moves faster than a ball

[misty nova]

Jones here is doing some weird shit

https://skibidix.com/i/status/2032220409652040159

All-bones Jones (@AllbonesJones)

finally figured out how to add higher dimensional rendering to rpgmaker. it's only 3d so far but it's proof of concept for an eventual 4d rendering engine

Quoting All-bones Jones (@AllbonesJones)
︀
big fan of this new type of QTE, i should do more of it

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[shadow spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075782743285301308/1448329868491100252/supra.gif

[carmine falcon]

GAME IS SAVED

[hexed igloo]

DAMN

HYDRATION !!!!

[ivory marlin]

@visual stream

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-bird-pukeko-chick-chicken-gif-16186129570004356645

[hexed igloo]

MULTIPLICATION !!!!!

And a duck

There was like 40 of the things

[placid fiber]

Why is aflac invading them?

[ivory marlin]

Erm what the duck

[heady rapids]

@plush estuary https://vt.tnktok.com/ZSuf32rLx/

patreon.com/dradca (@dradca)

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fxTikTok · Mar 2, 2026, 3:14 AM

[plush estuary]

disco cs2

is bro adsing?

wait

oh his view model is cycling

[ivory marlin]

Either the pharmacist was flirting with me or she was REALLY interested in how long my medication lasted

[ripe quest]

oh y'know, the usual. Putting the circle into the square hole and complaining about it a few hours every once in a while

made a super cheap tune a few days ago too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxk2DbzlCvo

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/waow-based-wow-thinking-doodle-gif-12262272166408784207

[sterile basalt]

@spare talon can u show the pants for all 4 classes' expedition unlocks

[ivory marlin]

Can you also show us your pants

[spare talon]

Im not home anymore

[ivory marlin]

What about the 5th pair

[sterile basalt]

damn

[misty nova]

https://x.com/i/status/2032548601574957115

Peeps (@PeepsRebellion)

r/brandnewsentence #mewgenics

X · Mar 13, 2026, 8:05 PM

[sterile stone]

This is just payday music

I know what you’re up to

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-dap-me-up-mr-boss-pim-super-monkey-ball-gif-982477278828963206

[visual stream]

DAYUM

[glossy nimbus]

@spare talon whats the buff for hsword gonna be again

[ripe quest]

they're going to make it have BM but with a proc limit equal to the mark number

[glossy nimbus]

whats b,

bm

[plush estuary]

bottom muncher

[ripe quest]

deathblow on hsword

[carmine falcon]

@ebiccool when are we getting zealot 2

[glossy nimbus]

got that

but

whats bm

[ripe quest]

brutal momentum, the blessing deathblow copies

[glossy nimbus]

Oh I see

no carapace armor damage buff??

[scarlet carbon]

heavy sword special now applies brittleness, if you do a special-light combo, the light attack ignores carapace hit_abort so you can cleave multiple crushers to proc bladed momentum which has been changed to last longer

exchange a bit of cleave for a bit more cara dmg

[austere grail]

Bowel movement

[glossy nimbus]

hot

[hard nexus]

watching u try to argue with hive scum psychosis is very funny

erm i just want the game to play itself for me akshually

erm db vet is terrible and dogshit

[glossy nimbus]

pull out ur melee weapon

and

[hard nexus]

erm rather just play hive scum !

[glossy nimbus]

kill something

its not hard

[glossy nimbus]

fluttershy

[sterile basalt]

DB achieves that tho

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/chihuahua-uncomfortable-gif-317720649137245860

I can not put my thoughts into words for how I feel about some of those comments

[shadow spruce]

first mistake was looking at reddit

[sterile stone]

Nothing is more fun that shredder nade spam

And shout

[placid fiber]

Second mistake was thinking after doing it

third was reading

[sterile basalt]

Dw I was never expecting much from ur gameplay anyway

[placid fiber]

Oof

[sterile stone]

I’ve seen you play

[placid fiber]

Wasn't even directed at me, and I took damage from that

[acoustic dune]

joel

[sterile stone]

It’s like watching cement dry

[sterile basalt]

Yea, that’s happened surprisingly often actually

[sterile stone]

If you’re insinuating me dying a lot

[misty nova]

This ain't real

[sterile stone]

You’re remembering the wrong person

[misty nova]

[sterile stone]

I’ve died a few times yeah

But don’t act like I haven’t seen you eat shit either

[placid fiber]

It's darktide, everyone eats shit from time to time

[sterile basalt]

Yea I died like twice total playing with u

Got netted by no audio trapper through bulwark

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075782743285301308/1448329868491100252/supra.gif

[misty nova]

I say this with the current knowledge that the sL has 4.5 cleave

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/404soob-pepe-pp-gif-21552696

[misty nova]

Which just isn't enough to bypass mass on anyone wearing carapace

[sterile stone]

Man says this but ignores me getting car bombed by 5 bursters

Shoved 2

3 more clip through them

Dive

And fuck me and any fun I wanted to have

[sterile basalt]

But u always run VoC so u shud be fine

[sterile stone]

It was on cooldown

[sterile basalt]

Nah nah according to Reddit VoC doesn’t have cooldown

[sterile stone]

And there was that one time on vault where I dead ass pressed th shout activation button

And literally nothing happened

I saw that crusher winding up the swing

Press shout

Literally hear my vet go

“Put the karking boot in”

Nothing happens

Die

[glossy nimbus]

with some effort atleast

Also

[sterile basalt]

U shud play exe stance and get used to not having stagger to bail u out

[sterile basalt]

Idk is it rly any effort

[glossy nimbus]

I might start playing high havoc exclusively..

[glossy nimbus]

aim in the direction of horde and press m1

[sterile stone]

Youre acting like I don’t regularly play with randoms

[glossy nimbus]

thats difficult for some players

[sterile basalt]

I quick play too and play stance just fine

It’s just so peak of an ability

[glossy nimbus]

what ranged do you use

[sterile stone]

Yeah but have you had 7 games in a row where you have randoms leaving and joining

In a constant cycle

That shit isn’t fun

And annoying as fuck

[sterile basalt]

Any

[glossy nimbus]

fair

[sterile stone]

Atleast with shout I can bail myself out when I’m last alive

[sterile basalt]

Stance is not a ranged ability anyway

[glossy nimbus]

its been a while since I used plasma gun ngl

[sterile basalt]

Plasma, revolver, vig auto, boltgun, helbore, etc

I haven’t played plasma in a long time

[glossy nimbus]

whats the most ideal roll for it again

[sterile basalt]

69% thermal

Tho this could change depending on the update

[glossy nimbus]

thats it?

[calm salmon]

Yes

And it's a pain in the ass

[sterile basalt]

Max damage, stopping power, ammo
Highest charge rate u can afford is ~71%

[sterile basalt]

No, but I have played solo

[placid fiber]

@sturdy pollen

[sterile stone]

NA east players are the bottom rung barrel of negative IQ players

[placid fiber]

It's true, that's my rando experience

[sterile stone]

This is why I’m superstitious about more than one psyker

[sterile basalt]

Aren’t u in NA west

[calm salmon]

NA in general, let's be honest.

[sterile stone]

East

[calm salmon]

Yurops only know how to sweat

NA just sucks at video games

[sterile stone]

I honestly never touched EU lobbies

The only outside region shit I’ve done

Is when yam brought us to Asia servers

[calm salmon]

My best friend is english

[sterile stone]

For whatever reason

[placid fiber]

It's so true... God, how I hate how true that is

[calm salmon]

He hosts everything when we play together

[sterile stone]

I’m sorry to hear this

[calm salmon]

I'm more than used to EU gaming

Naw he's cool

duh best even

[placid fiber]

I'm sorry for your loss

[sterile stone]

https://youtu.be/HqjOH37Bh6s?si=pd4ThNF6hnekmnOq

[calm salmon]

I get lots of cooking tips from him

[sterile stone]

@gray ice

[sterile stone]

Cooking advice from the English sounds dangerous

[calm salmon]

He's professionally trained in french cooking

[sterile stone]

I’m not taking any advice from people who put beans and tuna in a baked potato

[placid fiber]

I've met so many negative iq players on na east, that's why I say calling randos trash players is an insult to trash... cause at least trash has more uses

[calm salmon]

got tutored by a 3-star michilen chef

or however the fuck you spell the tire company's name

[sterile stone]

Was he trained by an actual French chef tho

[calm salmon]

ye

[sterile stone]

I feel so sorry for him

[calm salmon]

the solution to flavor is butter

[sterile stone]

I’ve heard French chefs gotta be the most abusive mfs

[glossy nimbus]

is this good

[calm salmon]

That's everyone

[sterile basalt]

no

[calm salmon]

Kitchens are just abusive

[glossy nimbus]

oh ok

[calm salmon]

tight timelines, customers who have zero patience

[placid fiber]

eww

[calm salmon]

shit rolls down hill blablabla

[placid fiber]

I don't run plasma and that disgusts me

[sterile stone]

When I did a short stint working at a speak easy type place

We had a Venezuelan chef

Buddy was always coked outta his mind

But dude was nice

[calm salmon]

My first kitchen job I worked dish tank, and the guy training me told me to fuck off cause I messed something up and I jokingly told him no he can fuck off

yeah he took that personally

Fuckin prick

[sterile stone]

I’m greatful for my chef experience

Dude would cut up $500 pieces of steak

And let me try it

Shit was not worth $500 imo

But I’m not old money or in the tech game

So maybe I’m use to the cheaper stuff

[tranquil bone]

I avoided the true restaurant experience but man is it true

[calm salmon]

My second kitchen job I just maintained a buffet. But the head-cook taught me a trick. You can cut a small slice out of a pizza and push the surrounding pieces together and no one is the wiser

so much free pizza

[sterile stone]

I wish I remembered the shit I was taught

Oooh

[placid fiber]

Steak in general isn't worth it to me, I will only eat it well done

[sterile stone]

I got scolded for washing a cast iron pan

I remember that shit like it was yesterday

Learned you’re not suppose to wash them out

You gotta hand wipe them down with oil

[placid fiber]

Yeah, cast iron pans don't want cleaned the traditional way

[sterile stone]

It depends right

[calm salmon]

hot water and that's it

then dried

preferably with a towel or paper towel

[sterile stone]

Specified towels

We kept a bag in the back for those

Or in the attic

[placid fiber]

All I know is the best way to eat steak is less done, but, I am so paranoid that I don't want my food to still be bleeding while I am eating it

[calm salmon]

soap peels up the seasoning which exposes the cast iron to water which then rusts

[sterile stone]

I generally prefer well don’t but medium well works aswell

If I bite into my steak

[calm salmon]

medium rare for me

[sterile stone]

And it feels like I’m chewing a wet towel

I’m leaving

[calm salmon]

I won't turn down a rare steak though

[placid fiber]

Fair

[sterile stone]

I need you to do better

That’s evil

[tranquil bone]

There is a lot of misinfo about cast iron and seasoning. The idea the soap will instantly strip them isn't really true in the modern world with our soap that isn't still full of lye. You can get a little bit of dawn on there with no problem as long as you still do the rest of the maintenance properly

[calm salmon]

The problem is all it takes is a little bit of seasoning being stripped

and its no longer non-stick

[sterile stone]

I’m gonna save up for one soon

[calm salmon]

and exposed to water/air

hot water and a wipe down

all you need for a cleaning of a cast iron

[hard nexus]

i’m still waiting for this fucking tattoo i’m going to kill myself oh my god

[sterile stone]

But that’s so weird cause like

[tranquil bone]

Cooking is FULL of "we do this because we were told to do this by someone who never actually understood the chemistry/physics"

[sterile stone]

Cross contamination leaves me forever paranoid

[sterile stone]

Get a gun and start making demands

[calm salmon]

Generally you're cooking at temps way too high to matter in a cast iron

unless you're making, like, eggs or something

[hard nexus]

4 bajillion degrees

[sterile stone]

I’m ngl

[hard nexus]

i’m still really bad at reverse searing

[calm salmon]

in which case you'd be better served with a thin-walled aluminum pan

[placid fiber]

real

[sterile stone]

At most we made cream corn and mashed potatoes

Which again

Over priced

Why do people pay like 10x the price for basic bitch food

[placid fiber]

7 years of being a cna, infection control and cross contamination have me scarred

[sterile stone]

I’d like Chipotle more if every bowl I got didn’t have pieces of cow lung tubing or some random unidentified shit in it

[placid fiber]

convenience, sadly

[placid fiber]

[tranquil bone]

Cross contamination is a deal with utensils and cutting boards and whatnot but any metal pan carries basically no risk the second it is hot enough to actually cook things with

[placid fiber]

I think you just ruined chipotle mayo for me

[sterile stone]

Something I do wish to get more of

Is copper pans

Easiest clean ever

[calm salmon]

that's my paranoia tick

I don't want copper poisoning

[sterile stone]

I mean we’re in America

[placid fiber]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tick-16

[sterile stone]

Most of our foods has enough chemicals in it to kill a Victorian era child 100 times over

We’ve adapted to bullshit

[gray ice]

Im tryna eat dinner don't curse my eyes with shit like this

[sterile stone]

Ffs I’m pretty sure I saw somewhere some cheeses contain sawdust